This Is Important - Ep 207: Gank You Very Much

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

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Oh my god. Dude, we were limping into this one, man. Still are. Still limping over here. Just trying to figure this out. Yeah, Kyle came with, uh, he's known as our tech guy, but yet he had a yeah had a lot a lot a lot a lot of tech issues at the beginning now He's using his telephone as his microphone We don't want to we don't want to bore you with the details, but we're gonna so yeah We will for 10 to 15 minutes right up top. Please explain in detail. Let's have all the audio files Okay, everybody out there who knows what's going on I just got the universal audio Apollo twin X Thunderbolt okay it's state of the art top dog all right but I guess I guess you have to

download drivers or something for it right and then you have to download drivers or something for it, right? And then you have to like connect the codes and like... Oh, dude, why'd you get that shit then? That sounds, that's doo-doo. Just don't. Yeah, that sounds bad. Just use the old stuff and then... This thing's fire. And then it's our audio sounds dope as fuck.

We won funniest podcast. Yeah, we did. This is what makes it funny. Am I wrong? Least organized. Yeah, you're not wrong, but yeah. I think what makes it funny is sort of the bad audio that we always have. And the fans are like, I kinda heard that.

Right. I'm sure it was funny. And I think that's what our fans loved. We work in the shadows, which I believe you know something about. I know! You totally did work in the shadows. I totally did. I did.

I did. So what's up with this? Is this any 4th of July episode? Is that where you're wearing the 4th of July ditty there, Dersie? Yeah, Dersie, what is up? No, I've been known to do the ditty. Let's just say Olympic trials went down this past week. Oh, shit. This is the way.

Oh, shit. I'm not feeling too good, guys. I think I got a case of Olympic fever once again. Who cares? Yeah, you really do love the Olympics. the Olympics are just, they're just fine. I think I, that's okay. I w I always want to like them more than I do. I do like them.

If you did have to pick a sport that you rock with in the Olympics, what is it? Track swimming? Is it gymnastics? Is it rowing? Probably track. I, you would think, cause I'm such a basketball fan, it would be basketball. But then you watch those games and they suck.

It's like America has like 180 points and then Nigeria has 12. And you're like, this sucks. Yeah, but not anymore. Not when it gets down to it, bro. When it gets down to like the final four, the Elite Eight, like Lithuania is balling. Okay, hey.

And now I know, and now I know and now I'm excited but also I don't know if you guys have ever watched badminton but it goes fucking off dog an Olympic sport hello is badminton it's probably the first Olympic sport it's like wrestling in badminton right it was naked the second thing they created yes they found shuttle cocks in caves. Thank you. I'm so glad you said that. I'm so glad you said shuttle cock.

I was like, somebody gotta say it. I'm kind of shocked that badminton didn't do what pickleball did. Badminton. It is, it's badminton. He's saying it right, it's badminton. I know, I'm excited that we have a real historian. Yeah, I also say February.

Mitted. That's not with an N. Here we go. It's with an N. Yeah. It's like a mint, like a mint mobile. It's science. And what do you think the tennis tournament in London is called?

Wimbledon? What do you think it's called? Wimbledon? Yeah. It's Wimbleden. It's a bagel. It's with a D? Yeah. Wimbledon? What do you think it's called? Wimbledon? Yeah, it's Wimbledon. It's a bagel. It's with a D? Yeah. Wimbledon.

Wimbledon. Yes. More like what Blake just said, Wimbledon. It's Wimbledon. Wimbledon. Wimbledon. I mean, what else, what else? Wow, I did not know.

Words, man, words, man. And it's actually Karaoka. for a lot of people say karaoke. Have you guys ever played like an actual really heated match of badminton? In college, me and my boy Tuf, we would go to intramurals. Hell yeah. And just get, we were pretty good. He's athletic and I was at least in shape and tall and could reach and not run out of energy.

It's kind of an easy game or? No. Very hard. We got destroyed by these dudes from India who grew up playing and we're just like. I hate to say it, I don't think USA brings home the gold in badminton. No, I believe Norway is very strong. I thought Vietnam killed it.

I thought Vietnam was kind of the spot I think you're right Indonesia Vietnam. Yeah, they really rep it Yes, the places that don't play the big the actual sports that people care about They like they find their niche I think you can care about badminton Well, I don't think, no, they don't. I mean, some people do for sure, but like as a world in general, I don't think we care about badminton. You're saying this, like, you don't realize that we invented football because

we weren't any good at badminton. That's what happened. Well, you are the, did you not know that? The Olympics. I didn't know. I figured it might've been about soccer. Isn't that what what the Olympics isn't that what the Olympics are about though? They're about giving a shit about sports that normally are not given a shit about isn't that yeah Yeah, that's written in like the scribe in like in the stone. Yeah, that's on some tablets, dude

Yeah, yeah in Greece. They were, we don't give a fuck about anything except basketball and football. But if you want to play badminton and swimming and shoot at the same time and swim, then we will buy a long. Hey, Blake, you are so dumb. What? Well, I love it. What are the first? It's wrestling.

Wrestling was first and then has to be running, right? Running, yeah. Yeah. Wrestling and then running before archery? So is that it? The first Olympic event, which is two events. I like the one before archery. Kung-ne.

Yeah. Archery. Yeah. I mean, I get it. I get it. We're being dumb for dumb's sake. But it does get old. It gets tiring, I think, for the audience.

Because you're like, oh, what? What am I listening to? Adam's fed it gets tiring. I think for the audience like oh what? What am I listening to Adams fed up guys? I'm fed up. Okay? I'm fed up have this be the smartest podcast yet. Can we just have a very smart episode? I know I know I started it by not guys pronouncing badminton, which I don't think you guys are punking me a little bit Okay, let's lift the veil. Let's open the curtain, let's show people that we're actually very smart. How fucking smart we can be. Members of Intelligencia. Yeah, we won't talk until we know.

Mensa members. Yeah, we know what we're talking about. It's an absolute silent episode. I do want to say this though. I do love that like every four years, the like world's best shot putter is like on his shit You know I mean, and then he just goes back to me at Home Depot or like whatever like the gig is no It's home. They're only it's like 99% of these people are only training for this They aren't making a shit ton of money. That's what's kind of like it's interesting

I say like more noble more noble than being a professional athlete in a major league, but it's just fucking rad. I agree. We're still gonna send it. That is what's cool about the smaller, like the badminton. Steeplechase? What's happening here? Yeah, the shot put, what else is there?

There's archery. What is steeplechase? Steeplechase, you run at 8,000 and you jump over three hurdles and one of them has water on the other side. You know what I'm talking about? Wait, so what where did that game even what did that even come from? Like, was it like how did they invent that?

I don't know, man. I'm just telling you. What is it? Just tell me what it you what it is. What is it though? Just tell me what it is one more time. What is it? It's a runner on a track for 8,000. And I think there's three hurdles that you gotta jump over.

And one of them has like a little pit of water on the other side of it. So like, if you don't clear, as you get tired, it's harder to clear the water, your shoes are getting wet. It's a fucking wet mess. I love that. And that is an Olympic event. I love that wet mess. I love that is an Olympic event.

Yeah, I love that. Sick. I just put something in the group chat here. It says that first Olympic games held in ancient Greece from seven hundred and seventy six BC to three ninety three eighty included sports such as foot races, jumping. Yeah. Cool.

Just jumping, throwing, jump, just jumping, throwing, jump, throwing, throwing what? Boxing, wrestling, and pankration. What's the last one? I can, okay, so pankration. Excuse me? You guys, do you know what that is? I do know what that is.

Okay, go ahead. It's a combination of boxing and wrestling. I have no idea. I was about to make some shit up. So it's UFC. Okay, now I'm in. Yes, that's what I was about to say. I was like, it's cool that Dana White just stole from the Olympic, the ancient Olympic Games. It was like, yo, let me gank that. We'll call it ultimate fighting when really, gankration. Bro, you just said gank. Yeah, I did.

Fuck it. It's the smartest episode, Kyle. just said gank yeah I did it's the smartest episode Kyle I say gang gang that's what used to be one of my favorite words of all time yeah it's gang this shit yeah gank still goes is that the word of the day I'm not sure I don't think gang is a real word so there's no way of course it is that's what you think until you look it up and it's like no English mates. No gank for sure e40 made up Yeah, he 40 didn't make up gang Yes, that is definitely from the bay gang is from the bay. No, I wonder they might have ganged it from somewhere else Uh, no, it's in the dictionary. It's in it's in the dictionary and it's to take or steal

So to rob or defraud someone. People say gaffel. Wait. I like that word, too. Why do we have boxing, wrestling, and the mix of boxing and wrestling? Because that's UFC. Come on, you know this. Well, I know.

I think boxing. You mean in the Olympics, the first Olympic games. Yeah. You would think, yeah. I mean, because I guess they just ran out. They didn't have arrows yet, so they couldn't do other things. They're like, we can't figure out

how to do other things yet. Let's just combine. The throwing discs and rods. I thought for sure they had arrows at the beginning. No. What's up with that? No, there were spears first. Yeah, javelin.

Before arrows. Okay, javelin for sure. Javelin, yes, before arrows. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I'll give you that. Javelin? Yeah, it's the smartest episode. Javelin. Before Eros. Okay, Javelin for sure. Javelin, yes, before Javelin. I guess that makes sense, yeah, I'll give you that. Javelin. It's the smartest episode. Javelin with it. Yeah, this is a really smart episode.

Yeah, no, Javelin's pre, before Eros, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I was watching track trials are on now. I fucking love that shit, dude. You love watching running. I love it, I love it. It's something that

I love it it's something almost everyone can do obviously some people are not physically able to run because they have no legs can't do it can't do it but like I can't run I'm pissed this is the thing we can all do and these are the fastest people on the planet at that yeah yeah that's pretty tight it's for I will say though dude when it's when they're like it's the 3600 meter or whatever the longest One is and you start to watch you're like alright Yeah, and then you're like what the fuck am I watching they cut to commercials they come back

They're still running and like the guy in the yellow shirt is a little ahead. You're like who gives a shit Yeah, but also even let's just come back into the last lap but then they give you the backstory about why he's wearing a yellow shirt he's a schoolteacher represents the students back home he's raising money for the pencils exactly right it just do they put the best announcers on those events or they're like you're gonna have to spin you're gonna have to spin a yarn because yeah oh yeah is a such a long event you're gonna have to tell the whole backstory you're gonna have to spin a yarn because this is such a long event. You're gonna have to tell the whole backstory. You're gonna have to know the backstory on every person because you don't know who's gonna win.

So you've got to have backstories on everyone. They start making shit up. They're like, oh, they failed like NASA trials. They wanted to go to fucking different planets, but their vertigo kept them on Earth. See, that's already pretty intriguing. Yeah. Oh, all right I'm listening. What else what else Blake? I'm leaning in Blake. Keep going. So then yes. Yes and well, hey Blake Okay, do your best announcer announcer voice and that's spinning yarn spinning yarn. Spin the yarn about NASA and running again Yeah, it doesn't need to be about NASA. Just whatever you want.

But you can't say you can't say fucking. You can't. You are an announcer. This is on NBC. Bob Costas is sitting right next to you. For years, he would run in the Sahara desert training for the planet Mars and its and its hot surface. But as you can see, he was denied access to the ship because of his vertigo. So he had to remain on earth. And that is why he can run in such hot flat settings.

And what you're seeing now is him and he's passed and he's passing the runner from Zaire and it is, it is happening now and Switzerland has taken the lead. Houston. We have a problem. Wow. Hey, dude, wouldn't it be a Houston? We don't have a problem because now Houston, we don't have a problem.

The Americans are in the lead. They're in the lead at the last stretch. This is incredible Swiss they got tied it up spunny yarn. Yeah, we're Bob Mennery But I will I was very slow. You spoke very slowly Yeah, you have to draw it out. It's like an audiobook. It's like listening to an audiobook I feel like even even the announcers of when it's a longer event, they still speak with a pace and a cadence. I feel like they're

not going. Yeah. So he's NASA and he was supposed to go to maybe they should. Mars. Who knows? Well, that'd be good on those long ass races, bro, because then you don't have to use as many

words. And they're googling on their iPhone while they're talking. They're like, so this guy is how do you spell it? How do you spell it? How do you spell his name? Yeah, he was in NASA. Does he need to know how to spell it or or say it just say probably say it He's googling it. Oh, was he saying it in a theory? Yeah, he can say it in a Siri in this hypothetical situation Blake likes to know that he can also spell it. Yeah, absolutely. If I can say it, I better be able to spell

it. That's my number one rule. Well, what do you what Olympic event do you think you could? I mean, obviously, we're not going to make it like we know swimming for Durs, but maybe a sport that... The women's 50 free style. That we wouldn't think that you could do. Like, you look at me, you're like, this guy's built for wrestling,

he's built for shot put, you know. Shot put, you're a shot put bro, dude. Power lifting. Power lifting, yeah. What's the other thing to discus? I think you would crush a discus. Are you saying, like, what do you think in like a hypothetical situation?

A hypothetical. Where you've been able to train your body. Hang on, hang on. This is easy. Where you've been able to train your body to its absolute peak for what it would accomplish. What is the sport for you? Yeah. Well, pickleball's not in the Olympics, so.

No, it is not. No, it is not. Not yet, but that would be. Or will we let it be? It will never be. it will never be it will never be Kyle we're getting you in the pool for water polo Kyle come on cut it out oh man I tried water polo for a day I couldn't cut it too much water I know but we're saying like in a hypothetical situation where your body

has been tuned up maybe yeah you would have had to gotten this is you started childhood and then and then you you tune with your baseball pitch Come on. It's a bagel. Water polo is a sick fucking game, dude Like I think it is because you get to grab everybody's dick underwater and they don't even know you're doing it Yeah, that's mostly why Kyle I think it's into it. That's why you like it. That's like the number thing I like about it. What no the thing you do is you grow your toenails out and you shave them into points. That's what I like about it. To pull down the other people's Speedos

and then grab their nuts and put your finger up their butt. Do they check your toenails? Is that a real thing? They check your fingernails and your toenails before water polo games, yeah. Now what about your dick? They're long, they cut them and they check them again.

What if you took a bunch of Viagra or hymns? Good question. You gobble down some hymns. You keep poking people like in the back and stuff. They feel a poke coming through? You know how you like climb up someone to like get up higher? You like climb up on them. Your dick is just like brushing your shoulder blades. Let me check the manual. Yeah, that's legal. That's legal. It is. I just checked right there.

It's legal. That is legal. And it is. It is encouraging. I think Kyle could shine there. That is an Olympic maneuver right there. Blake, what you got? What do you think you would be good at?

Oh, it's very easy. Power walking. All day. Power walk. All day. Yeah. That's not an Olympic event be good at? Oh, it's very easy. Power walking. Oh, all day. Power walk. All day, yeah. Is that not an Olympic event? Yes, it is, motherfucker. Son of a bitch. Power walking is? Son of a bitch. Motherfucker.

This is the smartest episode. I am not just saying shit. We got to go back to the original ancient games. We've added too many. No, no, no. Hang on a second. Power walking is very hard. Anna or can you before you put the chat just look up how far it is I want everyone to guess cuz I know I know roughly exactly how far it is But how far do you guys think the power walking race is? Oh, dude, too long. I'm sure Bare minimum five miles. Okay. Oh

That's what gonna be my guess I don't know. I mean, I honestly have no clue too long and Derser watching just a bunch of moms walk really fast Ders is stone-facing. He is not showing any sort of smirk or smile dead behind the eyes I'm thinking it's higher I'm thinking behind the eyes. I'm thinking it's higher I'm thinking it's higher. I'm thinking it's 24 miles like a marathon no little less little less, okay? and then and If you're even still fucking working behind okay here we go

Distances 12.4 miles and 31 miles 31 Okay, here we go. Okay, thank you. Don't look, don't look. Boom, boom. She was so far. It was two distances. 12.4 miles and 31 miles. 31. Wow. So Adam and I are right. Yeah, I got the 12. All right, that was a total lucky guess. Can you imagine like speed walking, power walking?

For 31 miles. Right away, the alarms in my head are ringing. It's like, when are we eating? This seems like a long walks, dude. Where's the snack? Right. The hip dysplasia is in full effect for sure. So what do you mean?

Is that what you're, is that what you're using to win? Blake is, is at the end of the finish line. What's going on with that? He's got a fishing pole with like a lasagna hanging in front of him. That's what I would eat. with like a lasagna hanging in front of him. Scarfield bro. I'm just chasing it. Lasagna. The guy at Scarfield. That's what I would eat. Dude, I went on a walk last night with my child, like pushing a stroller and I was like,

we walked like three miles. I was like, this fucking sucks. Well, you gotta get the lasagna. Yeah, you gotta take a snack. Say it. You need the fishing pole? We were going back, I was grilling burgers. I got too far away from my house and then realized

now I have to walk all the way back, pushing this stroller. Right. That is the thing about walking. And now we're kind of far away from the cheeseburger that I was going to grill. I'm like, this kind of sucked. Why'd it go so far? Yeah.

Common knowledge is the worst. Did you just ditch the baby and sprint home? Yeah, I ran. Caught an Uber. The first time I've run in like five years. You called an Uber and dropped the phone in the stroller and just jet. It'll find you. From KT Studios, the number one podcast, The Idaho Massacre is back.

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Well just due to hunger, I think the shorter distance. Yeah. For sure. Okay. 12 and a half miles. Do we know what times are on the 12 and a half miles? And also what- It's fast. Dude, they're doing like six minute miles. So that's running.

So are they running? Yeah, well that's not a no-no. No, no. What's the- There's very specific rules. You get fined or like whatever. Fine. You get dinged. There's warnings.

You always have to have a part of your foot touching the ground otherwise it's considered running. So you have to always be contacting the ground. So you guys, you have to have those long lean legs. I feel like I would not do well and you got to move your hips like this Yeah, that's what it is because it's just a longer stride you take less steps Also, I just feel like if like Michael Myers from like Halloween was in it. He would win every time that would be sick to see Yeah, or like the it follows. I feel like Mike Myers from Shrek

Or like the it follows. I feel like Mike Myers from Shrek. Yeah I feel like if we had a horror Power Walk Olympics, it would be very interesting to see who walks the fastest Yeah, okay So the men's world record for the mile walk is five hours 31 minutes and eight seconds set by British Olympian Tom Bosworth That's I think that's five minutes. Oh, is that that's five minutes 31 seconds world record for the mile Yeah, that's that's five minutes 31 seconds. Oh is five minutes 31 seconds. Oh, okay. I thought it was for the whole thing That's five minutes brother. I was about to say that's so slow. Yeah, that's like yeah, I was like five hours That seems like some I might be able to do. Yeah five hours. I could watch 12 miles Mike might be able to do five hours. I could walk 12 miles.

Five hours. Oh, like I was like, but also I was like, well, maybe I could get there. It's just about like smoking a blunt while you walk. It's like you get distracted. You got to say what's up to all the homies. You're like, oh, dude, damn, this guy made it here in five hours. Yeah. So, yeah, I think you would be good at it, Blake.

Yeah, it'd be cool, bro. Just saying what's up. Ders, what do you think you would be good at? Yeah, so yeah, I think you would be good at it, Blake. Yeah, it'd be cool, bro, just saying what's up. Ders, what do you think you would be good at? Yeah, not swimming, nothing in the pool. I get it, I get it, of course. We get it, you're an Olympian, jeez-all. I don't know what I would be good at. I would love to do track and field in some regard.

Could you throw? Maybe, you know what I would like to do? Dungnay! Decathlon, I think that'd be fun. Dekathlon? Yeah. Well, now what's fun, what you think you might be good at? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I feel like maybe I've got the wherewithal, the size and the engine to do a decathlon. What about the wherewithal?

Do you know? I got that werewolf call where I'm like, ow, ow, ow. Yeah, I think I have the werewolf call. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. What are the 10 things? What are the 10, what is it to Cathelon? What is it, what's in that? It's definitely like a few distances of running. Okay.

I think it's high jump. I think it's long jump. It's javelin. That's too much. It's discus. Oh, I'm out. I think there's also like there's a pie eating aspect at the very beginning. Do you think you could kill it on the pie eating

so hard that it like like how do they? How do they how do you win the medal? Like if you're like really good at the pie eating and over and less good It has to be the amount of time Yeah, because if it's like you said it's like long jump. Yeah, so there's a point system. There's a point long jumping It's it's running this pie

Fuck like how fast you could finish the like the first round of Super Mario Brothers? There's a singing element. There's a singing aspect. There's an old school video game element. You could play Super Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, or Donkey Kong. And those are three that you could choose. There's a Tecmo ball situation. I think I would be good at shooting guns.

Isn't there like a yeah Is it called right for me? Is that a real right for ya? No, there's there's the mass shooting It's a newest one this Olympia. I think I'd be good at the mass shooting. Yeah It's a mall scenario and then he'd go People it's a new record. I mean I'm a pretty good shot Uh-huh, but I think you record. I'm a pretty good shot. But I think- You have to run into a grocery store?

I'm just like a good shot for a guy that shoots a gun once a year when he goes hunting. But I think if I were to do it, maybe I could get great. Or archery. If they had like a mock school setup where it's like a library. No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, and like fake targets. You're a monster. Thank you. I mean, for sure. But one guy's still setting up. He gets locked in. America's bringing home the gold. I mean, I know that you said that you don't want to like

shoot planes out of the air with rocket launchers with no people in it flown by drones, but you're pitching a mass shooting. Okay, mass shooting with targets. Okay, Ders. Caught you. Caught you in your web, Ders. You caught him. You caught him. You're a monster. I got you. Dude, don't. Dude, epic gif. Hey, Adam, do not do this to me on the pod. Don't ear me out. He doesn't want to shoot down planes with no people in it, but he does want to have a mass shooting

Olympic event. I don't want to spend my hypothetical billions of dollars shooting on airplanes. I want to rearrange the oldest competition known to man to become a training, a training ground for school. A breeding ground. Yeah. there should be- Real man of genius. You have to fuck and then go right into the library and shoot. Maybe that's how we stop mass shootings is you, the only way to make the Olympics and do this Olympic event is you can't have committed any murders. So these kids that are like, fuck, I think I'd be really good at this. And they're planning their mass shootings

and their manifestos. They're like, well, I can't do it, because I'm trying to be an Olympic event. I think that if you did commit a mass shooting, yeah, I don't think they would let you do it. Well, right. And yeah, they wouldn't. This is a hypothetical, because what if you do a mass shooting,

and then you're really good at it, and they're like, hey, no, don't kill him. Don't let him kill himself. He's going to win gold for America. You know America is all about winning gold. I know. I do feel like there might even be a situation where you end up in prison, though.

I think that Ders is right. Yeah. And by the way, I don't make up the rules. I don't make up the rules. Absolutely. But you don't think our next president. Don't mass shoot the messenger. Don't And by the way, I don't make up the rules. I don't make absolutely. But you don't think our president don't match you with the messenger. Don't match you the message. You don't think our next president, Donald Trump, yes, you don't think DT, he would just let them out of prison to be in the Olympics.

The of course. Oh, for sure. He gets it. Yeah. Biden Trump. Yeah. Trump's Trump's Biden might let him rot a little bit. I don't think so. I think Biden's old school. Maybe I think Biden. They're both old school. Yeah, they're both old school. We're going old school, baby. They're keeping it real old school.

His next election. I think if somebody asked Biden like, hey, can we actually let this guy compete in the school shooting Olympics? He'll do that move where he turns back and just smiles. Yeah, he turns back, drops his aviator shades. Yeah, let him. And then he goes, where am I? And you're like, oh, I thought you were doing a cool thing.

All right, sorry. We asked you a question. Send my guy one of those bump stocks. Hook him up. Hook him up with a bump stack Okay, all right That was the most fun day Right just the other day when the world got together and the inner the whole internet was hawk to a spit on that thing

and then I felt like after three hours of just looking at Like being on the internet and everything was Hawk to a you know I got sick of it so quickly I'm like we can't we burn things down too quickly right yeah, let it simmer let it let it build a little bit Yeah, where's the longevity? Yeah? This is important. I'm voting for you. Thank you Yeah, that shit's important to be the regulator of like internet beams Adams Me regulator well because how great was it? I cuz I you saw the first the first time I saw was just a video I was late. I was just a video. Yeah, and then where did you see it as just a video?

Cuz I never even saw it as a video. I saw a lot of like responses to it. I don't, it must have been, I mean, Instagram or Twitter. I can't remember. Those are the two that I peruse. Yeah. But was it like, Fuck to it! Hood clips, what are we following here? Yeah, I follow hood clips.

Maybe it was that, I mean, just a... Was this just Lisa Ann's Twitter account? Yeah, maybe. You know where I think you found it? Anything's plausible. I think Don't Care posted it. Oh, that might be the case. Yeah, everybody posted it.

Everyone posted it. But I saw the original and I was like, oh man, that's hilarious. And then all of a sudden I just saw it memeified. Like the one where... Traverted almost. The soundboard where Trump looks Where he's like hock to uh, and then you see Trump like going, huh? And then And then he goes I'm gonna come

That's pretty good from our soundboard Spit on that thing and then it ended with him going like, ah, whatever dumbass thing he's doing. Dude, people be editing. They are pulling out some cuts, man. How quickly it happened too. And how many techno edits, they made songs, a lot of songs. A lot of songs were made. I feel like I'm old enough to to not to just get the little like the beginning and then be okay moving on from it. Sure. You know, you don't like to

bury it. You don't have to watch the entire wave. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I, I mean, I want to see the best ones, obviously. That's I'm cool with like, I'm actually cool with like skipping it all together and not even knowing about it. And then my buddy sent me the one like later. And they're like, okay, cool. Here's my question. Don't even need to be involved. What is, what is Pornhub offering her?

Okay. To do a BJ video. The Hawk tour. Wow. I mean, I don't know. I just Pornhub do things like that. I don't know. I just porno up, do things like that. I don't know. If they're not, they're crazy.

They should offer this girl a million dollars for a BJ video. I mean, she probably has a normal life that this is ruined, right? Yeah. Right. So cash in. I'm sure she was just drunk in Nashville or wherever the hell she was at, and her life is fully turned upside down. For a year or two, like, she'll bounce back. Oh, yeah, I mean, it's not that big of a deal.

As long as she, like... I don't know, dude. As long as she just laughs it off and doesn't get fired, that would be the bummer if she had a job and they're like, hey, you can't, you're a preschool teacher, we can't have you. Right. You're all over the internet talking about blowjobs. You can't work here. But that... And then she gets fired. I don know that principle is gonna be like unless uh yeah that's your one

and this is the way unless great ass listen no i thought maybe you i thought maybe you could teach a class about hawks hawks yeah if you could just explain that you were talking about hawks. Hawks. I did one of the best ones that I don't know who created it because I saw several like t-shirts being sold where it says, if she doesn't hawk to a, I won't talk to a. Oh, that's pretty great. That's pretty good.

Yes points. Yes points. That was a good one. I won't talk to a. Wee woo. Ah. That's pretty good, Yes, points. Yes, points. That was a good one. I won't talk to her. That's pretty good, yeah. What else? What else? Yeah, I brought that up to Chloe and was like, I was like, hey.

This is crazy, huh? One of these days, you got to hock to her. And she's like, thinking she saw. But she, you know. That doesn't help. She's a mother to an infant. So she's like, what? And I'm like, hock to her.

And she's like, I have no idea what she's talking about? I'm like, oh, to and she's like, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm like, oh, you're in for a treat. But I only saw a few of the memes and then she is on TikTok. I'm not really on TikTok. So she brings up the TikTok and that's where I saw just a hundred thousand the Hawk to a universe the HTC you wonder if TikTok's gonna spin off and it's just the Haq Tua universe. The spin off.

The spin off. I'm kinda mad you didn't get the spin on that thing. No, spit off. I heard you spit off, yeah. Okay, good, okay, good. The spit off. That's points. That's points.

Yes, points! I hardly heard you because you're talking into a cell phone. Bro, I apologize. He's our tech god. He's our tech god. I'll be all fixed next week. Don't worry about it, guys. Oh, good, good, good, good.

Good for you. Hey, or I won't be here. You know what I mean? Yeah. Thank you. Mark my words. Yeah. Kyle, did you see my hat?

Some clandestine meeting he's going to. Oh, good for you. Did you see my hat, Kyle?andestine meeting he's going to. Did you see my hat, Kyle? I see your hat and thank you so much for rocking that, bro. Dyrd's is wearing a I'm totally fine hat, like a real friend, man. What a guy.

I never got one. I was not given one. Can you make one that says I'm totally fucked? That'd be sick, bro. No, I didn't. That movie's pretty genuine, bro. Oh, good for you. Why would he make that Blake? Oh, I'm totally fucked nothing to do nothing to do with the movie. Why would he make that? It's the sequel, bro

No, it's not totally fucked like that's not the title of the movie, dude We're talking about a movie that I Kyle's doing an impression of Blake in that movie. I'm in a scene. I'm in a scene. You're in like three scenes, brother. Kyle's doing an impression of Blake in that movie right now, actually. Yeah. Wow. And there's a lot of things you need to know about Blake in that movie to understand Blake. Spit on that thing.

Oh, there it is. Spit on that thing. Sorry. What was the guitar after? Don't worry. That's people are strange, dude. Spit on that thing. No, it ain't.

No, it ain't. But it is the doors. It is the doors. Da da da da da da da da da da. Oh, it's Love Me Two Times. Good, Kyle, wow. Is that the name of the travel? That's correct, yeah.

Kyle is our human. Spit on that thing! Uh, Jim Morrison. Shazam, remember Shazam, dude? Yeah, I still have it on my phone. I still do, and I will dig it out every once in a while. When was the last time you Shazamed? Look at your history.

What did you Shazam, bro? I gotta know. What did you Shazam? I feel like it was always that meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, gets thrown off in the space. Yeah. Brrrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr. Oh yeah. What did you Shazam, please Adam? Is it talking heads or something? Mine's gone. Does it keep a log?

It kept a log of your Shazams. Yeah, it has a history so you can go back. I never used it, I know every song. I don't have the app anymore, it's just, Apple uses it now. What? It's like built into my iPhone. Oh, I have an, I have an iPhone 17.

Okay. I have both Sound Hound and Shazam. Do you guys have a preference? Sound Hound was my shit. Yeah. Sound Hound was good. Maybe I'll use that. Let's look that up.

Sound Hound was good. Let's give us a second. Everybody check your Sound Hound. Check your Shazam. I am checking my Shazam. This's give us a second. Everybody check your sound out. Check your Shazam. I am checking my Shazam. This is important. So if you're listening, just chill. It won't play.

I was actually watching a bunch of YouTube videos about Jim Morrison. Kyle just thinking about the doors. Oh, black thoughts. He's an interesting fellow. He, I saw a clip of him talking about like in the sixties or whatever, talking about how the future of music is going to be DJs.

That's pretty cool. There's a really cool clip of him like just knowing exactly what, how the band was gonna disappear. And then it was going to be a bunch of machines that were being ran by one person. Ray Charles, who said this? Jim Morrison. Oh, cool.

Do you think that was his way of telling the band that he didn't like them and he thought that he was? Yeah, he's like, man's Eric, man's Eric, get out of here, man. Yeah, I feel like I could do this on my own with robots and the doors would be way sicker. Dude, that's exactly what it was. In like, 69, he's all, fuck you guys, I could do this.

If I had a fucking machine Guys energy isn't matching mine. I'm over here doing a bunch of acid and you guys are just playing the keyboard. Yeah, I'm black thought crowns for kings with Benny the butcher we've lost They've completely fallen into the abyss of and apps I asked them to look up their history of their sound. Can you hear me? I just said it. Black Thought, wait, Adam's trying to. We're Benny the Butcher.

Okay, okay, Ders. From 2019, December 26th. Good, okay. Adam, are you playing? No one can hear it. We can't hear it. No one can hear it. Nobody can, no, we can't hear a word.

We can't hear a sound. I'm playing it into my microphone. You can't hear it word. We can't hear a sound. No. We heard a little bit farther away or something. I don't like this. Turn the turn the podcast, mommy. I don't like this. I don't know why it was so loud.

It was right up against the microphone. I figured you could hear that. What was it? It was Sturgill Simpson, Breaker's Roar. I thought I heard a good ass guitar in there. It's a very melodic, very beautiful song. When did you hear that? When was Breaker's Roar playing?

A lot of times it's television or movies that I'm like, what is that? That's a beautiful song and then I'll... Do you see the date on it? Yeah. When did you get that? Not where, when. When and where. Chill dude, he's trying to be smart this episode. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's just like an energy that's going on. There's there's no there's no date here. No, oh may 24th Oh of this year of this year and that's Shazam or Sound Hound Shazam Okay, it seems like I do a Shazam a year. I got Mabas yahoo Representing him

Representing him. So tight. Okey dokey. That's like high school style. I got Amy Grant, Every Heartbeat, dude. Dude, remember Amy Grant? That reminds me of my mother. Amy, get in here. Play a little Amy Grant.

Wait, Amy Grant? Play a little Amy Grant, Every Heartbeat, dude. It reminds me of my mother so much. Like cleaning the house music? I think she just rocked a lot of Amy Grant growing up. Dude, cleaning the house music, it was so important when we grew up. I don't know where I heard it, but it took me back.

It was like a visceral thing. Chloe's like, are you okay? And I'm like, who sings this? Who sings this? I can't think of an Amy Grant tune right now, but I remember the Amy Grant CD at my house. Baby, baby? What is it?

Is it baby, babe? What is it? You put my heart in motion. We've sung this before on the pod. That's Amy Grant? Yeah. I will play it. This is every heartbeat.

Here's the, should I go first 15 seconds or do you want the middle? Go ahead and start it. Here we go. Amy's cool. She's not going to sue us. Yeah. Yeah. This is cleaning the house music. It is. Here we go. Amy's cool. She's not gonna sue us Yeah Yeah, this is cleaning the house music it is for sure

Give a head a little Whoa Never heard that song I've never do that never really oh, that's a banger dude You could clean a fucking house you know babyface produce that damn you've never heard that song blazer. You've never lived I feel like that is definitely a housecleaning song yeah Every heart blow a rail my mom used to play the cars. Oh, dude. I remember driving around at my mom's white cutlass supreme Whoa, oh yeah, my mom's white Cutlass Supreme. Whoa, damn dude.

Oh yeah, my mom's white Cutlass Supreme. She's in UGK, that is fucking sick. And just that song would come on, just whoop. The ceiling was coming down, you know? What the hell? Oh, like the fabric was fucking drooping. The fabric was falling down on you. I know you're saying like a convertible,

but you're just saying the fabric is gonna droop. Not the fabric, it's like kinda drooping on your head and it's like stuck with like little thumb tacks that we stick up there. We put like wood, like a balsa wood long thing, a couple of those to like prop it up. Your car was a yurt. Dude, was our families just poor or,

I mean probably, but were our families just poor or I mean probably but were our families poor or were the cars in the 90s just the fabric was was whack? Were they using bad adhesive? Oh yeah they hadn't figured it out. My parents didn't buy new cars. Well me neither. We bought used cars. So after 15 years the fabric's gonna be droopy. Yup.

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so that like the windows don't fog up. And I was like, I don't know. Can we just fix the thing? Like the air? I'm going to buy care of the heat. I'm like, yeah. And he's like, do you have $700?

You're like, I don't. Finish him. No, I feel like you could just put cheese cloth over your mouth and it's all G, brother. Dude, it was wild. Oh yeah, dude. Dude, I had a convertible in the winter time. The one of the back windows didn't roll down. So there was always just like you're good.

A permafrost in my back, in my car. Like every time you get in it, like the backseat, like when there was a bad snow storm, you're good. There was just like a snow drift snow in my back that I'd have to like shovel out of my the back of my car Yeah, that shit's important. You're global warming took care of that dude the fact that you didn't hear that every heartbeat That'll melt the snow for sure my god I'm gonna come that's a banger. Can you pull up Baja? This is what my mom used to clean to

BAS IA BAS IA This is what my mom used to clean too. B-A-S-I-A. B-A-S-I-A. I think she's Bosnian or Serbian or something like that. Bajja, yeah she looks cool. She kinda looks like Jonah Hill's sister. Bajja. Okay.

Okay. She has a name. Go ahead and say her name. Yeah, Beanie. Beanie Feldstein, right? Yeah. Bajja Beanie. She's not just Jonah Hill's sister. She's actually a star in her own right. Beanie man. Not Beanie. Beanie Feldstein, right? Yeah. Baja Beanie? She's not just Jonah Hill's sister.

She's actually a star in her own right. Beanie Man. What? Not Beanie Man. Beanie Man. Not Beanie Man. It's a different person. It's Beanie Man.

What song would you like to listen to? Whatever the banger is. Does it tell you what the biggest one is? The number one song is called Until You Come Back to Me. Is that the one? Yeah, and I think you might even recognize it. Or do you think it's the second most popular song, Cruisin' For A Bruisin', brother?

That's the one, dude. That's the one I wanna hear. Do you know this song or no? I'm gonna play, Until You Come Back To Me. Let's see. I would go a little bit into it. This is Bajia? Yeah.

Oh my God. Get your, dude, this legit sounds like... No, this is a remake. Until you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do. Is it... It sounds like... It sounds like she's sang that song over Mario Kart music. That's fucking cool, dude.

Yeah, it does sound like Mario Kart music. That's exactly right. And like, kind's fucking cool dude. Yeah, it does sound like Mario Kart music. That's exactly right. And like, kind of holding her nose. It's like, this is like the beach level on Mario Kart. Yeah. I think that's where they got it from. I don't think I've ever heard that song, and I also don't know if I've ever heard of Bajia.

No one has. You've heard the original of that though. Specifically, Cheryl Cheryl home. Yeah She was the only one by this album. What's this is it? What's the original Blake? What are you talking about? It's until you come back to me. That's what I'm gonna do. Okay. Yeah Yeah, I believe it's Stevie Wonder Cruisin for let me hang on What are you on? Are you ready Cruisin' for a br- let me hang on Are you on Spotify? What are you on?

Are you ready for cruisin'? For a bros- Already everywhere Well this is- I'ma skip ahead a little bit Oh my god, Shade times two? Yeah So this is your mom's cleaning music,

not her slow fucking music? Yeah, wait a minute. What is going on here? What are we listening to here? She would always be like, we're in here cleaning. We're cleaning! Don't come in here, we're cleaning! It's a spit clean! Hang on, hang on.

I just want to tell you that she would say don't come in here We're cleaning and then after they'd come out she'd be like watch out the floor slippery. It's slippery. They were mopping Also, dude a lot of chameleon air and fat Joe on my mama clean on my Shazam on my Shazam I gotta be riding dirty. I love that you keep being like What is this song? Chameleon Air again? Fuck!

I guess it's the same Chameleon Air song three times in a row. You just didn't know what it was or probably it didn't work. It must not have worked. Nothing else to say? Adam, it's Right and Dirty, brother. That's what you're looking for. Well, it's Nothing Else to brother that's that right you're looking for well it's nothing else to say is the one that popped up the millionaire i don't know what that is i just

want to say this before we move on from Baja promises if you're listening listen to the song promises i don't know what Blake was pulling up i went on play it play it spotify and look for like the ones that had the most hits wait what's your want another Baja track? Okay, I promise. I think we got some. No, I wanna hear it before I go. I gotta go in a second. Go, go, never go over to the beginning. Never start. No, it's never good.

This is about to be my summer soundtrack. It sounds like bees buzzing around. You're not gonna get this 10 seconds back. I confess. Oh, she rocks, dude. I'm all in. You know this song. No, I don't. Blake's gonna jerk off to this music. Bro. I'm all in you know this song. No, I don't Blake's gonna jerk off to this music, bro

I'm all in it sounds like Scandinavian Gloria Estefan. I love it. I'm in bad Sade. Yeah, I'm in I'm in that's how They're fucking sick. So I'm about to You know what song I looked up? Rose I gotta go. I love you. What the hell? Early departure from this one, okay up on my Shazam. Yo, Rose, Rose, I gotta go. I love you. What the hell? What the hell, Gawk? I gotta go. Fuck! Do it! I gotta make an early departure from this one, okay?

Oh, you got a secret meeting? Early departure, yeah. A clandestine meeting there, Kyle? That's right. That's right. The pickleball court is calling. Huh. The pickleball court is calling.

No, I full hang. I will do an admission. The reason that my tech did not work was because I was on the pickleball court is calling. I will do an admission. The reason that my tech did not work was because I was on the pickleball court this morning and I didn't get to tech early enough to... That's right. We knew it. That's fine.

Yeah, so I just wanted to do a late admit. A late admit. Yeah, not apologize. It's early admit. Not apologize. Kyle, as long as you are operating correctly, that's all we care about. A cum clean. I want to be a cum clean.

Huck to a cum clean. I'm gonna cum. I'd like to hock to a cum clean. Appreciate it. Okay, that's my cum clean. I'll talk to you guys later. All right. Hi, Kyle.

He just glazed over, I'll hock to you later. Okay, forget it. Hock to you later. Okay forget it. Hawk to you later. Just glazed right over it huh? You know what song I listen to a lot in Germany right before my body broke and please play a little bit of this song is Pressure by Billy Joel. Pressure?

Pressure by Billy Joel. It's a banger but I listen to it a lot while working out. And then my body snapped. And I kind of blame- The pressure. The pressure. Billy. You know about pressure?

OK, so it's Billy Joel pressure. And is this a song that you guys performed on the show? No, no, it's just a song. I just heard it and shazamed it and was like, I like that song. And then for whatever reason You know I get on songs where I'll just play the same song 1000 times over and over. That's what I did Okay, you ready for it? Let's hear what you got in store for us

This is gay porno music you can start seconds in, this would save us all so much. Could you fix my car? I think something's up. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. I skipped ahead a minute and it was the exact same thing. That sounded kind of cool. I got into that. I like the synths.

Right. And when you're working out to that, when you're doing like CrossFit workouts to that, I was like beating records. And by the way, no one in Germany was doing our dumbass American CrossFit workouts. Oh, there was not one person in the gym at the Soho house in Berlin doing these types of workouts. Usually you'll catch another guy doing the fast, you know, a high intensity interval training hit hit workouts. It's science. Not one guy. Everyone's just, and they all look way better than I did.

Right. They all look infinitely, infinitely better. And they're just lifting weights. Well, it's genetic. Yeah. This is, they, uh, they, they claim to be the master race. I'm doing good. I'm, I'm, I'm down like 20 pounds.

I'm down 20 LBs right now. You look great. That's crazy. Yeah. Thank you. You do look great. How'd you do it? A lot of starving myself.

And I am since I don't do I lift. I'm just lifting weights and I am doing a lot of Pilates and I'm doing a lot of physical therapy and Pilates might be the X factor. But I've I'm essentially kind of went back to that diet that I was on during Mike and Dave, which is just tomato slices tomatoes and Chicken breast and I like I don't eat before like noon. It sucks It really sucks and hot dogs and I could don't drink a lot anymore because when I do drink

My body spasms. Yeah, yeah my body spasms and it sucks. Yeah pumping the brakes on the drinking. Hey, so that's important good thing Is it easy for you to turn off? Eating for pleasure. Yeah, how is how hard is it to deny hot dogs? You're like, I don't need hot dogs anymore Yeah, well, I think drinking for me really helps I yeah, I don't have Blake's body where I could just chug beer and still kind of look the same. No matter how hard I work out, if I'm drinking, I'm not going to get in good shape. I'll just kind of be the same. I'll work out so hard and just be the same. But the non-drinking or if I do drink, I have like two drinks and then I'm like, all right,

if I have three drinks, my body's going to spasm and I can't sleep for three days. And my neck will balloon. Yeah, totally Yeah, and my jaw will just go toot toot toot. Yeah, you're looking great I mean I admittedly on the tour you're looking better than ever but now you're looking really good I was looking I was well plumb. I was juicy. I was looking thick. It is weird because I was getting a lot of compliments from girls during the tour being like, oh my God, I love your new look. And I'm like, well, my new look is obese.

What's that you're talking about? This is when you had the sideburns and chops and the mustache. How was it look? That was sick. You looked like you were like Kevin James in a throwback movie. Hogan in Los Angeles.

I liked it too, I thought you were cool. You looked like you were reenacting the Civil War. Yeah, no, the beard, I think they were talking the beard and the obesity. So I think some women like the obesity, turns out. You were drunk, that was Blake telling you. I hear that wasn't a girl. That was me.

That was me in Indianapolis. Like, yeah, I think you're like, you know, at what was that bar called? Eat a Beaver or something. That place was cool. Oh, yeah, that's the one that we like. Both Blake and I blacked out and Blake, like, actually injured himself. He don't miss him. He dove. Went missing.

He dove head first into the carpet. I thought I was playing baseball. Into the floor. Yeah. You thought the floor was not there. That's lit in the home. Yeah. And you just dove into the floor, the carpet. Yeah. The carpet and floor. Wild Beaver Saloon.

If you're in Indianapolis, go to Wild Beaver Saloon tonight and have one for us. Please. We love that place. Oh yeah. Pour yourself a nice glass of Wild Beaver. I'm living in a nightmare. A goblin of Jaeger at the Wild Beaver Saloon. Yeah. It goes off, bro. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams here, boys? Hmm. Aww. Take backs as apology, Epic Slams. Oh, Epic Slams.

I think we're pretty good to each other and good to our fans this episode. I don't think we were too dirty dogs. Sweet, sweet men. Yeah, we're really nice guys. I'd love to give an epilic. Okay. I'd love to give a compliment to us

for maybe the smartest podcast we've ever done today. I feel like this episode is pretty informative. And if I could just piggyback on what Blake is- That's pretty eb-lick. I was gonna try and sound smart, I couldn't. That's pretty eb-lick, dude. To what Blake's attributing to the gesticular of the... Very good.

Dude, it's always so funny when people try to compliment, it happened a lot during work all, because our characters were so dumb in their own rights, and my character particularly was very stupid, and people would be like, no, it actually takes a smart person to play that dumb, and I'm like, it doesn't. Yep. It doesn't. Yeah it does.

It does it. Yeah so dumb. It does it. What is the best example of that? Of the smartest dumb person? Because everyone used to say that about Ashton Kutcher. They're like he's actually brilliant and you've got to be smart to play somebody that dumb. And look Ashton Kutcher he was like a biochemical engineer major at Iowa.

He's made some very astute business decisions. Seems bright. Astute. But like. Who's the dumbest comedian that's actually smart? No, who's the, yeah. Who is the smartest person who plays dumb? Yeah.

I mean, you might've nailed it. Maybe it's Ashton Kutcher, you know. Yeah, that's a pretty good swing. Unless maybe the, dude, maybe the three stooges were hella smartutcher. Yeah, that's a pretty good swing. Yeah. Maybe the dude, maybe the three Stooges were hella smart, dude. Yeah, that'd be tight. Between takes, they were just reading the dictionary.

I don't think they were. They signed like a 100 year long contract and they died penniless. They used to go off the three Stooges set and just go straight to Oppenheimer and make the fucking nuke, bro. It was fucking crazy. Same timeline, right?

Yeah, they rolled down the old Hollywood Boulevard to Oppenheimer's spot. Let's go split the atom, boys. Nya, nya, nya. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. That's true. I'd watch that. Did you guys love The Three Stooges growing up?

I did. I watched it with my dad, and it was kind of a bonding up? I did, I watched it with my dad and it was kind of like, kind of a bonding experience. Yeah, I'd watch it with my dad. I remember it, we went to a lot of drive-in movie theaters as a kid and would watch a lot of movies there. It was so fun in Iowa. Yeah, it was the best.

It was the best, some of the best memories there and they would play them before the movies. Yeah, that shit was great. So, and usually it was a doubleheader It was the most fun the fact that they kind of don't exist anymore really fucking sucks I've never been to a drive-in really I saw free willy there fucking life, dude, dude I saw twister. Oh, wow in the yeah in a drive-in movie theater in Iowa with a twister goes through the screen of a drive-in movie theater in Iowa.

I was like, So a tornado hit while you were watching twister? No, a tornado in the movie goes through a screen, a drive-in movie screen in the movie. And we're watching it in Iowa, in the movie. And I was in Iowa. Did that come out? There's a new Twister coming out.

A sequel. Yeah, Glenn Powell. I mean, Jesus Christ. Twister is more than one. Can this guy say some for the rest of us? This beefcake is natural. He also plays every character in the movie. Oh, it's like the, uh.

It's a clump, it's a clump squiggle. It's a clump. It's a clump universe. It's in the cl. Oh, it's like the, uh, it's a clump. It's a clump squiggle. It's clump. It's clump's universe. It's in the clump's universe. Yeah. It's like, it doesn't get more twisted. You gotta find your universe, man. You have to get a universe.

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