This Is Important - Ep 213: Hulk Hogan Vs Macho Man

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

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about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... I want to get on steroids, ozempic, and the Jizz pills. Whatever they call you I'm coming for you, you coward. It's Jizz and everyone's like, yes! Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stop this. You're giving me a boner. Wait, how do they walk? Like this. OK, a lot of shoulders. This, this. Yeah, a lot of shoulder action, dude. A lot of hop shoulder action. That is. I love seeing a pretty girl just just shimmy. You know, when you see a girl walking.

Yeah, I've seen it. And she does a thing where she makes her titties jump. Yeah. OK, that's a cool feature. This is important. And we're jumping right in the fire, baby we're yeah freaking polycharged out the gate that shit's important do we think that's like a learned thing or do you think that someone maybe a pretty girl walks like that and yeah it was inspiring and then they were like I don't know if you know this but your titties have an extra jump

when you walk like that mm-hmm and they were like oh whoa I didn't know that yeah or do you think they were like, oh, whoa, I didn't know that. Or do you think they were like practicing walking to figure out a way to make their titties jump? I think, go ahead. I know the answer, but go ahead. What do you think? Discuss. No, you go, you go Blake, you go.

This is what happens at slumber parties for girls. We're back! Guys play Resident Evil. Yeah, for sure. And girls learn how to walk like like this this this this their slumber parties are honestly Kind of dope sounding yeah They're really cool because even if you are a girl like if you are a girl Like and a girl is bouncing her titties that is still a dope night in Dope sleepover yeah, like, you're not gay, but like,

I feel like girls can appreciate a bouncing titty. When like, guys, if we were to learn how to do a dick waggle at a slumber party. Sure. I've never done a waggle. I've learned a raggle. Okay, a little raggle. Oh, you're more of a raggler?

You're a dick raggler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to do that at my sleepovers. If you learn a dick waggle, I feel like it's not getting the same response from the dude crew. Yeah. When you guys were at sleepovers,

you guys didn't teach each other how to walk for your dick to raggle. This is the way. I'm just saying, I never did that, but I never did that. That seemed like why we did sleepovers. Yeah, no. Yeah, we probably should have spent more time doing that

because I would really actually love to know how to make my dick a raggle. When do your parents go to bed so we can raggle? Well, we were too busy playing Resident Evil, and we weren't waggling or raggling enough. And I think girls were able to figure out how to walk like that, because they spent the time. They put in their 10,000 hours.

They really did. So you're blaming Resident Evil for the fact that pretty guys don't know how to walk like anything. Yes. I'm a dude. And I feel like the new generation, you see the Montana boys with the Z. Yes, of course. Yeah, of course. They know how to waggle. Yeah, we know. No, you know. It's a new generation. This is some. There's slumber parties. Those guys slumber parties. That's what's happened. That's what's going on now. There's no Resident Evil anymore. Well, I feel like and guys, we got we didn't call them slumber parties. Those guys slumber parties? That's what's happened. That's what's going on now. There's no Resident Evil anymore. Well, I feel like, and guys, we didn't call them slumber

parties. We called them sleepovers. I don't know what happened. OK, sure. I just want to party. I don't know. I think we called them slumber parties. I call them sleepover.

Do kids still have sleepovers or slumber parties? Oh, for days. No, because they could just log on, bro. What the heck? Yeah, I know. That's what I think. Do your kids, do you guys have kids that bro. What the heck? Yeah, I know that's what I think Do your kids do you you guys have kids that are slumber party? Yeah, are they slumber party? Yeah, of course, but it's like birthday parties. It's like it's no it's not well

Your voice went up really high Blake and that makes me feel like you're lying Like your child has never been that's not a tell for me. Yeah, that's not a tell for me I agree Adam Blake. Will you describe what you think a sleepover is? You don't even know what it is. Just because your daughter sleeps in the house isn't a sleepover. It's when, no, it's when friends take naps together and then they're home after lunch.

Come on, what are you talking about, dude? No, don't you remember the back in the day, sleepovers would be like, you didn't sleep, you stayed up 24 hours. That was the shit. Yeah, hours, that was the shit. Yeah dude, that was the shit. You had to stay up till the sun came up, yeah. That was the shit.

Yeah, because if you fell asleep, your boys would like pour lotion in your hands, or like put like, They'd raggle you. They'd put slugs in your hair and shit like that. Did that happen to you guys? Slugs in your hair? That's new for me, I don't even have that. Yeah dude.

My friends, for a long time I was even have that one. Yeah, dude. My friends, for a long time, I was known as pubert. Okay. Okay. Because my friends, during a sleepover, I was wearing a white baseball cap. Remember how in eighth grade, you would wear baseball caps that said cocks on it? Or like Woody? I love you guys. The white hat trend?

The white baseball caps. It said cocks? It said cocks. And it was like University of South Carolina, like the game cocks. Contrary to what I'm sure everyone imagines, never wore a white hat. You never wore a white hat. Well, you currently are.

You currently are. Yeah. Well, this is a specific, this is, you guys are different. Yeah, that's different, dude. Does that say cocks on it? Does that say cocks? And it should that say cocks and should say cocks? Well, it was a way to get around to say like a dirty word without saying it you're like was

Anyway, so my friends are much better at Goldeneye than I was right? Okay. Wow, dude. They were elite level I was just okay. I was just okay so I'm playing they're kind of likemed that I have the remote or the controller because I'm kind of taking up, they're like, I'm just getting my ass kicked. And they're like, why is he even doing this? So my one buddy picks out his pubes, plucks them out, sitting behind me

and starts putting them on my hat and covers my entire hat in his pubes, dude. So now my Cox hat is covered in pubes. And then they, oh dude, when I figured it out, I was like, okay, I'll just, you know, take the pubes off my hat. What the fuck? Oh, that's huge. I would have cried boss boss shit, dude. I would have cried. And then they were like, oh my God, you're pubert. And then they tried to really get going pubert at school. Thank God the rest of the school was like, we weren't there. We're not going to call out and pubert because we weren't

there. But within that small friend group that was pubert for like, like a solid month or two. When you have to like step out a nickname. Yeah, when you got to really explain it doesn't stick. Yeah, it doesn't stick. And like step out a nickname. Yeah, when you got to really explain it. It doesn't stick. Yeah. It doesn't stick. And also stepping out that story, I got a feeling that at school they were like, what did you do? Yeah.

That's kind of gross. And yeah, it was a lot of like, OK, so Adam was just playing a game and you took the time to pluck out your pubes one by one. And everybody's watching you do it. Yeah. While Adam's just playing a game. And also like, like dude that would hurt Dude to pluck your pubes out and you're just back there like causing your own Like you're go pluck yourself. Yeah, dude, like

Adam was playing Resident Evil and I like I started finger my butthole in front of my friends I just like kind of like wiped my finger on his hat. So his name now is like Why is that? Well, cause I was like fingering my butthole in front of my friend cause I figured my butthole. Yeah. A little dookie head. Yeah. He's the dookie head though. So he was playing a video game and I was behind him trying to figure out how to walk. So my titties are shaped. And then like, I just started jacking off. Jesus video game face. I started like, just like giving Adam like a fricking killer blow job. And he's like, he like started jacking off. She's video game face. I started like, just like giving Adam like a fricking killer blowjob and he's like, he like didn't even realize cause I like had a wig on him this whole entire like crazy fucking

disguise. No dude, I would have realized because uh, you know, at that point there was, there was zero blow jobs happening. I don't, I don't know. Yeah, I don't even know if I'd felt my first breast yet. So a blowjob would have been a lot. We call him blowjob ghost. You've been wailed. Blowjob ghost. That was the first wail. You've been wailed.

You call Adam blowjob ghost? I got you. I freaking got you so hard. I literally got you so hard. I got you so hard. Dude, I got you so hard when I was blowing you with that wig acting like a woman. I actually did get you hard. I got you so hard when I was blowing you with that wig acting like a woman I actually did get you hard. I got you so hard. Oh my god. Do you remember that? Oh, man. Oh god

Jigga Jizz on my face What's that? What's that instead of egg on my face dude Jizz on my face? That's what we're calling Adam, but the jizz was on your face Yeah, yeah, it was it was good. Exactly Yeah, but that's what I just said his nickname though. So are you even listening now? His name is big shooter He shot the biggest load I've ever had and I've had a bunch. He's big shooter So that's like a bad nickname big shooter because I think that's kind of cool He's a big shooter, but also you blew him. He didn't notice and you were wearing a wig.

So he thought it was a girl. Yeah, man. He did. Embarrassing, right? Pretty embarrassing. We fucking wig. Oh, got him. Epic slam. You just got way out.

Yeah. Yeah. So puberty didn't stick. Did you guys have any fun nicknames where your friends did insane shit and try to give you nicknames or no? Just just the me with that one story? No, I mean I did explain that for a while I was afrofetus, but that was just because my genetics,

but I don't think I ever had a nickname. Because of what? Because of how skinny you were and your tight hair? Yeah, yeah, my afro and then the fact I had zero muscle definition, so. Right, yeah. Yeah. And now you have some, dude.

That's you've changed the whole. You really turned it around. I have some very old photos of you that it's it's shocking. It's shocking. OK. Yeah. I like truly shocking that you morphed into, I would say a little bit of a I would say T.I.I. Nation and workaholics Nation and Game Over Man Nation. Heartthrob. OK, I like that. Nation and Game Over Man Nation, heartthrob.

Okay, I like that. You're a little bit of a heartthrob. I'm throbbing. And I feel like if they saw photos of you when you were 20, shocking, dude, shocking. Shocking transformation. Knock it, grandma! Andro fetus.

Okay, well I'll try to find some photos of me. Also, me too, you see photos of me, I had like acne, I was just a juicier man. More definitely more fat, more puberty, a little droopier. Yeah. Yeah. Life. You were filled with life. Yeah. Yeah. I was filled with life. I'm not the crushed soul that I am now. Oh, come on, man. Just an empty all the time. Come on, man. Just an empty sack of dreams. Come on, man. Ders, what about you, dude?

Also shocking. I've seen some old photos of Ders. Also shocking, dude. Your boobs are huge. So many things are shocking. Yeah, your teeth were all kind of you had like fangs and shit. You had some teeth. Yeah, I had a gap.

I had a gap here in the middle. Yeah, there. I bought teeth. I missed my gap in the middle, gap here, gap there. I bought teeth. I missed my gap in the middle. It fucking disappeared, dude. Where is it? Yeah, what happened there? Are you gaining more teeth or what's happening? These teeth are shooting in, inwards.

Uh-oh. And so they're pushing these together. So at some point they're gonna buckle and I'm gonna have crossed teeth. And that'll be when I become a character actor. That's when you're gonna really lean into it? Yes, that'll be when I become a character actor. That's when you're going to really lean into it. Yes. That'll be your Willem Dafoe era. Yeah. When I'm going to just pop up and be like a cookie character and be like,

you can do it. I believe it's in a, I'm going to like have one squinty eye and be like a kind of hyping up. Like, I believe it's like a boxing movie like a million dollar baby type and this young female Anjanu is trying to win this fight for whatever reason, you know, there's a house is being Foreclosed foreclosed upon right and I'm the I'm like her like boxing coach And I'm like good reason you see that maybe I've had some sort of brain trauma and that's why I'm like. Sure, sure, sure.

I know you can do it. You can get down deep. You say kid a lot. Yeah. Come on kid. Come on kid. Yeah, it's a lot of kid. By the way, this might happen in like three to five years.

So like. Like in real life. Yeah, in real life. Yeah. So, and then I, it's gonna be a quick pivot, but I believe. Well, let's get them teeth fricking moving inward, please. Yeah, you really don't have a gap anymore.

No, the gap disappeared, dude. You look at old photos that are shocking. Weird wild stuff. They're shocking. They're quite shocking. These old photos are kinda shocking. Your juicy body. We've established they're shocking.

My juicy body, my gap tooth, it's shocking. Uh-huh. So I'm like, that's kinda. So my gap's got to fit. You're a monster. It is kind of tight, it just kind of looks like I got my teeth fixed, but I don't even know how you would do that. You would go to a dentist.

You would have to get braces, right? Yeah, I'll give you a few guesses. By the way, a dead giveaway for someone who's had cosmetic oral surgery is like, I don't even know how you would fix the gap I had. Yeah no clue. Well how would you do that you would have to get braces and I didn't have braces. Well yeah but you just said you didn't know how. Well yes. That's exactly how. That's like all these people losing weight who are like yeah I don't know how I lost it I didn't do Ozempic is that even how it works?

Is that even how it works? I don't I don't know and I have to do Ozempic. You just put it you put a needle in yourself every week is that even how it works? Is that even how it works? I don't know. I have to do Ozempic. You just put a needle in yourself every week? Is that even how it works? That's crazy. I really want to try it. We have to. We got to get the T up. We got to go on the Ozempic.

Let's do it. I do Ozempic with you guys. I'm trying to lose even more LBs, dude. I'm trying to be a buck 30. I want to be just a little waif of a man. We go V. Reach out. It's not even like the losing of the weight. It's more like I just can't even believe that there is anything out there that will curb my hunger.

There's no way, right? So hungry. Yeah, like I always want a cookie. I'm fucking starving all the- I've been losing weight. I've recently lost like 20 plus pounds. It's so fucking difficult You're starving all the time how to and you don't even know how you did that. Yeah, I have no idea I don't even know is that even how you're telling me we go that there's a Shot I can take where if I go to the mall and I smell cinnabon

I'm not gonna want to go freaking munch a few little and that's how you say it Come on cinnabon cinnabon. Yeah, that's in a bomb bomb A few little sine beans. And that's how you say it? Come on. Cinnabon? Cinnabon. Yeah, the Cinnabon-bon. It's a bagel.

Do you say bon? Cinnabon. You say bon? I say bon. Potato potato. Yeah, it's definitely Cinnabon. Yeah, so I would feel like Ozempi would be a great sponsor of the podcast. That'd be dope to not- That used to be like, if you could just take a pill and not be hungry,

that was like something like, would you rather fly or be able to take a pill and just not be hungry? Like the dumb, those dumb questions that you would ask when you were stoned? I don't know if it was not be hungry. I think it was like, eat anything you want and not gain weight. Okay, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That'd be way better. Where's that shot? As much as I appreciate the like idea of not being hungry, I love I love to eat. And I just I don't want to be like so romantic.

I don't like to eat. Yeah. I wonder if people that are on those fucking drugs, if they go to do they go out to eat anymore? And if they go or they just sort of like, I'm good with some water. I've heard that a like a huge side effect of it is depression because you're so sad because once you don't wanna eat anymore, life becomes kinda meaningless. You're just out walking and shit.

I agree. And it loses its luster. And isn't the fun part about life, going out to dinner and gorging yourself and eating all the hot bread, eating just baskets of hot bread. Baskets or chips. Waiting for the salad that you're going to order because you're dieting.

I got to watch what I'm eating. Challenging your friends to eating a fully baked potato or whatever. Yeah. Oh, dude, hot bread. That's what life's about. That's what life's about. What are they called? The fully loaded baked potato? Oh, God, I love a fully loaded. Give it to about. What are they called? The fully loaded baked potato? Oh, God, I love a fully loaded game. It's who invented that shit.

Dude, you can't not get because if you get a baked potato that isn't fully loaded, it's so depressing. You're like, there's just butter on this. This is not good taste. This is actually just a potato kind of sucks. Yeah, that's bad. I'm a dude. That was a I feel like a baked potato was a mainstay for me growing up. Oh yeah. I think a baked potato with butter was just like, that was what we had a lot.

Oh my family, it was steak and baked potatoes and I'm not kidding, four to five nights a week. And I'm, that's not even a joke. Just raising cavemen. Friendship. And you know, my dad just had like, they cut into this artery. That's right here Did I tell you guys they cut into it and then they pulled out so much plaque potato so much plaque What that shit's important an entire spot? He just had like a surgery just like a couple months ago I'm just like I'm surprised I haven't talked about it, and he was just like it's no big deal Yeah, they're gonna just cut open my neck.

And I guess I got a little something in there. But they're saying if I don't take it out, there's like an 80% chance I'll have a stroke. And I'm like, yeah, so take it out. And he's like, it's not a big deal. And I'm like, it seems like kind of a big surgery. They're opening up your neck. And he's like, nah, that's what's cool. You got another one on the other side.

And I'm like, neck? another one on the other side. And I'm like, neck, another like on the other side. Another one, another one, another one. That's kind of crazy. That's weird, because I've been hearing that like plaque, because I always assume that on your teeth, right? But it builds up in other parts of your body. I was even telling me builds up in your dick. Oh, Kyle has so much plaque.

You know Kyle. It causes impotence. It's not the same. Plaque is a, I think plaque is just a word for stuff that sticks to something. Oh, really? Yeah, it's not like the same thing. Well, that sucks.

Why don't they just call it slime? Yeah, slime. Why plaque? Yeah, goo. Yeah, goo. Because that wouldn't describe what's happening. Yeah. I feel like goo is a good I got a little goo, a little neck goo. Take out my neck goo plaques in your on your teeth.

But like if it's just like in your neck, that's goo. I do like the idea of like the fifth guy sitting around like the doctor's council when they're like writing the books about all this shit. And he keeps coming up with words that get voted out. Gotcha, bitch! He's like, everyone's like, plaque. Plaque sounds good to me. I like plaque. Plaque sounds terrific.

Hey guys, goo. We haven't used goo yet, remember? Yeah, cause you know. Now I feel goo is still on the table, right? Yeah. Yeah. He used it for like ulcers. They were like, well, yeah, we know. You said goo for ulcers,

but we went with ulcers and now we're thinking plaque. Yeah, we're using ulcers and we're going to go with plaque. No goo. No goo, huh? Is goo going to be for the stuff that comes out of your nose? We're doing mucus for nose. We're doing mucus and phlegm. Phlegm is really sticking. But it is a goo, isn't it?

Look, we might, phlegm is still. In the running. We can move phlegm around. Yeah, phlegm's in the running. Phlegm could be what comes out of your eye in the morning. Okay, what about when I'm freaking J. Owen, bro, and then I let some little goo out. Now that could be goo.

That could be goo. And then one guy quietly just goes, it's Jizz. And everyone's like, yes. That's pretty good. Like Jizz. Fuck it. From the way back, the doctor who never talks, it's Jizz.

What's your name again? Dave. Dave, we could use you down on, uh, the slang floor, why don't you go down there and head that? Here were scientific terms with jizz. Nah, it's got some legs. Go down to slang. Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Thank you, God! It's jizz. He's smoking a cigarette. It's like Mad Men. He's just in a fucking dark room. In a trench coat. Actually, I think it's jizz. Dark Derby and the Trench Co. Actually, I think it's just.

Have we talked about this before? This dude, please. The Pop Tart movie, how like it's like the race to get the Pop Tart to market, which was not great. I'm pretty pissed I haven't watched that yet. Don't. That is weird because that seems right up Lake Sallie Pop Tarts.

Yeah. To watch a movie that you know isn't gonna hit, yeah. Yeah. Fuck off, bro. I liked it mostly for the, I feel like the set design of that movie, pretty dope. Thank you. Yeah!

Like it looked like a fun place, a fun world to be in. You're like, oh, I'd go to work at that office, everything, red carpet everywhere, that's kind of fun. I don't disagree. Good. It looked like it costs $10. Okay. No, I thought it kind of, the set design was kind of cool.

Perfect. I'm not saying the set design wasn't cool. I'm saying like the way it was shot. That's all I'm talking about. When I think of movies, I only think of it. Really? The way it was shot, it looked like $10. Adam just loves Waterworld.

Yeah, that's cool. Fair. Dude, I do love Waterworld. But where I was going with this was like, imagine back in the day, what is it? Who makes Doritos? Frito-Lay? Sure. Seems real. So let's just say it's that.

And like the guy who invented Doritos is like the hot shit older, been around for a while, like new people show up, they like jock him. And then like some young Rube comes up and invents Cool Ranch Doritos. Yep. See, that's a movie I'd watch. That's what I want to watch. That's what I want to watch. They have that. Or, and then also if that movie does well, then you could do the Mountain Dew and Code

Red going toe to toe like that movie as well. There's a lot of. Yeah. This is, this could be snacks. The franchise. I love you guys. This is Reese's peanut butter cups Oh, and then they go pieces and then and then that's another was that the order was that the order when yeah

I believe it's first cups. It's cups the cups are the piece without a down cups for first. You're saying cups first Yeah, you gotta go cups and then it goes pieces And what are you guys? Well, you guys know about ET, right? They wrote they wrote the movie for M&Ms and then&M's was like no this fucking weird-ass alien Perverted here Steven. What's your name? Spielberg? What? I don't think so. That's a funny joke that they didn't even know his name at the time Hit the road. Yeah, you actually got me on that. I'm like they did I was a little confused by that run I was like, oh shit really but then we just pieces No was like sure you can you can use Reese's Pieces.

And now they are still not M&M's. Yeah, they're not. Hold up. I'm not a huge... You like M&M's more than Reese's Pieces. Absolutely. I put peanut M&M's very high on the candy podium. Oh, but that's not the question. The question is regular M&MMs versus Reese's Pieces.

Okay, plain. It's called plain M&Ms. Plain. Regular M&Ms are essentially garbage. Plain M&Ms. Okay. So we're going Pieces. Reese's Pieces over regular M&Ms for sure. Plain. Plain. He means plain. Reese's Pieces are banging, dude.

Oh my god. Reese's Pieces are great. Plain M&M's also kind of hit the spot. They go well with popcorn and pretzels. No they don't, they're gross, no. Yeah, but did you hear what you're doing? Reese's Pieces are better, you fucking bitch. Yeah, ketchup goes well with french fries, not just drinking ketchup.

Where's Kyle? We need Kyle. Jesus fucking Christ. I think Plain M&M's aren't that bad. I don't think you guys actually have had one in a while. They're pretty good. If you suck on them. I steal them from my children every Halloween just to make sure I still hate them. You gotta suck them. You can't chew an M&M. Plain M&M. Is that what you were doing at slumber parties? You gotta suck them. He's over here slurping, slurping M&Ms. Oh, you gotta suck em. Yeah. Oh, you gotta suck em.

You what suck em? You cock suck em? You cock suck em. Dude, what you do is you fill your mouth with plain M&Ms, you go to your fricking best homeboy and you just give him a nickname, if you know what I mean, brother. I don't.

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So Ders, did you ever get any dope nicknames at slumber parties? What's up with you at slumber parties? I mean, let's just say this. Did you go to slumber parties? What's up with you at slumber parties? It's horse cock. Let's just say this. Did you go to slumber parties as a child, Tristan? Yeah, were you allowed to sleep? Were you a real kid? Were you a real boy?

Or did you have to like, you had to return to your pod to charge at night? I mean, as long as they put me back in the closet to charge. Of course I went to sleepovers, dude. Like, WrestleMania's were, pay-per-view WrestleMania's. Oh yeah, dude. Royal Rumbles were great sleepovers. I went to sleepover like WrestleMania's were a pay-per-view WrestleMania. Oh, yeah Royal Rumbles were great sleepovers

I was just thinking about how and I'm I used to be kind of against wrestlers becoming actors I'm like, it's kind of fucking annoying that all starting one who made you feel this way I mostly just what John Cena just started to book every comedy role that literally I was like a four That's when I was like fuck this guy so recently. Yeah, that wasn't that long ago. I'm sure he's great Seem like they can't come in He definitely pulled the scene is seen as boys pulled the plug on Adam is John my god I can't believe he did it. He freaking hacked him.

Funny how that works. Oh my gosh, he was just about to unload. Adam, you got got. He was just about to unload. And he's still talking. And then freaking John Cena just pulled the plug on him. Do you have problem with wrestlers? I mean, I actually don't want.

Problems with any wrestlers. I don't want John Cena in any of these roles that Adam should have. Well, absolutely, but do I have problems with wrestlers in movies? No, I mean- I assume you don't. Hulk Hogan freaking killed it in all his movies. No holds barred.

No holds barred, changed the game. Suburban Commando. Yes. It's not- is it Mr. Nanny, right? Or is that the Michael Keaton movie? That's Mr. Mom. Okay, Mr. Nanny, great flick. Is it Mr. Nanny?

Or just The Nanny? I think it's Mr. Nanny. I think so. Hey, dude, you get it? How funny is that? Mr. Nanny, it's a guy nanny? It is pretty cool. It's definitely a gender bender.

And it's him on, it's him in like a tutu and he's like holding both the kids up by like their legs. And like, you know, it's just freaking classics. I mean and let's not can I mean I like my wrestlers in movies I like them even more at What is it? RNC whatever the fuck that was dude political conventions tearing the shirt off game changer I mean, yes points. I don't know who you guys are voting for. TII Nation, you know we don't get polycharged. You know, you can vote for whoever you want to,

but I will say, whatever side of the fence you're on, you cannot deny Hogan brought the frickin' thunder to the RNC. And by the way, let's pretend a wrestler showed up at the DNC convention, whenever that is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't cold They gotta get him. I promise you the vibe is just not gonna be the same What if they got like well, he's dead, but like Paul Bearer and he's like I just don't think it would I don't think it would land. No wouldn't work

No, that was Target demo. They really knocked it out of the park with that. Perfect casting. Yeah, like come on. But also Hogan brought it. He did, he really did. Hogan crushed, he still is the prototypical wrestler talking guy.

What do we call the like when they're interviewing them after or before the. Yeah, like they're vamping or whatever that is He's the guy. Yeah, everyone tries to be him I know the only one who would probably give him a run for his money. Well, there's two there's two macho man My macho man RIP and I think if he showed up he He notoriously like hated Hulk Hogan. He actually made, there's a, the Macho Man has a rap album. I don't know what it's called exactly, but he does.

And there is a diss track against Hogan that is like, it's on par with Kendrick Lamar and Drake, dude. It's freaking nutty, dude. Certified, certified. I think. Why don't you pull, why don't you pull that one up? I do like the idea that Macho Man is at the DNC convention and he's like Pro-vaccine and he's like you gotta get a shot. He's got

I mean Adams got the voice Need a back. Well, this is we need him. We don't need Kyle at all. Okay But Adam we need for this kind of stuff the name of Okay. But Adam, we need for this kind of stuff. The name of Macho Man Randy Savage album is Be A Man. So that's already kind of, I feel like it's going a little more right wing, but maybe, I don't know, maybe he can pivot.

Be a man? Yeah, you know, I don't know. It's just like- And will you like expound on what you mean by that? It seems like he's kind of obsessed with gender, like be what you are, you know, but I don't know. I could argue that the Democratic side's maybe more obsessed with gender.

OK, I like this. I think that everyone was just like, yeah, gender. And then DNC was like, DNC, liberal, liberal media. Yes, thank you. And then and then conservatives were like, wait, what's happening? What's the what is this update? What's the latest? What's the latest and the greatest brothers? What's going on? And they're just like, hang on. Let me let me get this straight. Not straight. That's not what I'm saying. Jesus. Oh, God. They're going to. You know what? Bring out Hulk. Hulk Hogan. Can you get out here and just shout and tear your shirt off? We're in the Trumpamania! It's running wild! And it's just like, yeah.

Trumpamania. That's it. Okay, I'm gonna play a little bit of Be A Man. This sucks because you know I'm gonna play the first 15 seconds, so we're not gonna get any of the heat. We'll just fast forward. Okay, I'm gonna try to do it. You want to know you had those tendencies Cause you've been running from macho like I got a disease Dude Please your pay-per-view of that was a joke

You're avoiding ready-setters cause you know you can smoke I'm sorry, DMX? DMX? DMX stole Macho Man's flow? That's fucking crazy Macho Man gonna give it to you? Dude, that, I don't, he said that you'd If he started barking, I don't know man That was unreal Maybe I can I'm still coming, I don't... He said that you're... If he started barking, I don't know, man. That was unreal.

Maybe I can... I'm still coming down from that. I'm still coming. Um, let me, maybe I can read the lyrics. Do not come. Okay, okay, Hulk, it's a, the intro is Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you, I'm coming for you, you coward.

That's pretty crazy. Okay, Well now play well then play that part I mean, I know I said you were like I know it's not gonna start until whenever but apparently right out of the gate It's okay. Here we go. All right, here we go Oh shit, hey, what's up guys I'm back. Yeah, so you Adam Whatever they call you Shit hey, what's up guys? I'm back. Yeah, so you Adam and macho man in the same place I Think they might be interesting I don't have the vascularity

Well, you we were talking about if macho man was speaking at the DNC to like compete with Hulk and he was like super pro vaccines and like this dude Fauci wait, so then you played a video of him doing exactly that what no macho man has a rap album called be a man and The the the title track be a man is a Hulk Hogan diss He goes in him epic. He calls him a coward. So that would have been perfect and that's kind of a dropping of the ball by the Heurist campaign. Yeah, well, Macho Man's dead, but they should definitely play it. Oh yeah, he is dead. Yeah.

Pretty much every wrestler. That's too bad because that would have been perfect. But they got Meg the Stallion, which I feel competes. Yeah, that's pretty good. What did she sing? She sang, does she sing WAP? What? Does she sing?

Yeah, what was that? Does she sing WAP? That's sick, dude. Is that her? Make this time? Blake, you should know this, dude. I feel like you've got a pulse on this. Yeah, where we've gotten is pretty cool and fun.

Yeah. In politics, it is, I mean. Society rocks. I'm in. It's the funniest time to be alive. Also, maybe the end of the world, but very fun time to be here. Yeah. See it all go down like I'm loving it. What are we what are we doing, dude?

It's so like science. What are we doing? I don't know. I mean, we do need to protect these wet ass pussies, you know, and I guess that's probably her stance is that it's so and that's it's actually kind of a women, like a female empowerment song. Her wetness, her wetness, her choice. Yeah, absolutely. That is absolutely true. And it's a learned thing that they learn at sleepovers is how to keep them.

Keep them wet. Keep them moist. Is she pretty girls walk like this? It's a self-cleaning device. But is that her song pretty girls walk like this is that her song? Well, okay before it, you know people jump down my throat Wap is a cardi B song. That's the least I'm gonna do down here It's a cardi B song but it does it Meg Thee Stallion. So that's, we're in the stage. But yeah, they do. Hey, so don't jump down his throat, people.

Please do not jump down throats. And if you do, slide in his DMs and jump down his throat. I'm in a weird, I'm in a little bit of a weird, it just happened when I was chonking and I got kicked off the internet. This person texted me out of nowhere. A few minutes ago. They go, do you remember we are going to Jessica's birthday party tomorrow?

And I wrote, I'm not going anymore. We had a falling out. She said some things. And then she goes, this is Maria. You remember me, Kenzie? And then a photo of like a hot babe. So I'm getting like catfish somehow. I'm going to come. That's Zendaya, dude.

What the hell? Am I getting catfish somehow? I thought it was like a missed like an oopsie number. And then I texted back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a new scam. Oh, it's a new scam. How's you getting catfish?

I saw a thing on like, I think it was like John Oliver a couple of months ago where people, there's like these small tiny like industries of like mafia in other countries where they're straight up enslaving people in buildings and giving them scripts to text people and like get money out of them. Yeah, but how would she get money? She says, are we going to a birthday party? I said, we had a falling out.

This is the script. And look, you're already talking about it. You responded. So what's crazy is they just rope people into conversations and then slowly but surely they go, oh my God. What should I say back to her? Somebody help me! Where do we meet?

So Adam, this is the whole thing, is that you think it's fun to go back, but this is maybe likely someone who will be killed if they don't do this job. Somebody help me! So, so definitely- So I must save her? Yeah, you have to pay her. I have to go do her birthday party?

Yeah, you have to show up. If you say, hey, are you okay? They're not going to say anything because the bosses are watching. It's super weird and fucked up. I'm going to say, are you okay? They're not gonna say anything because the the bosses are watching. It's super weird and fucked up I'm gonna say are you okay? Say can you can I send you a gift or you okay? No, can I send you a gift? No send a cool gift. I'm gonna say are you okay? Okay? I'm gonna see what she says and maybe and maybe she'll write back like yeah, bitch. I'm totally good I'm wearing this dope pearl necklace. I'm a pretty woman.

This is just who I am. This is obviously not a scam. This is a photo that I send to people normally. Okie dokie. I'm not literally like a Ukrainian model or whatever. I love that she's just like, you remember me? Can you Google image that person? I don't know how to do it, but apparently you can.

Oh yeah, reverse Google. I don't know how to do it, but apparently you can... Oh yeah, reverse Google. I don't know how to do that either. I don't, yeah. Save it, save that to your phone, and then... Blake, you're in your twenties, how do you do it? Go on Google, say reverse image search, then click that, then upload that photo and see what comes back. Dude, you've already lost me.

It's okay. You've already lost me. Fuckin'... Send it to me. Mark Zuckerberg over here. Send that to me. I got one last week that I think was trying to scam me and they were like, hey, it was so nice meeting you.

I'd love to take you on a steak dinner. Hey, I'm listening. I was like, I quit eating meat, I'm vegetarian now. And they were shocked. Thanks, but, and I'm starving and would love a steak, but I can't. And then they wrote back something like, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

And I'm like, honey, I'm not offended. And we went back and forth a little bit. And then they were like, I would still love to take you out sometime and buy you a salad. Gotcha bitch. And I'm like, what kind of scam is this? That they're just offering to buy me.

When does it end? Adam, you're just savvy enough to understand that this is weird and stupid. There are people out there who are lonely and old and don't give a fuck. I'm so fucking hungry. I like my it just changed. It just changed this to this is how you get in trouble with your wife is now it

changed. It changed her name because she said my name's Maria in the text. It says maybe Maria. Uh oh. Hey, maybe maybe it's Maria and that's also like, it's my son as my backdrop. That's giving divorce. It's my son smiling as the backdrop. Is you actually need to go downstairs and explain this now.

OK. And then she goes, sorry, I thought this is my friend, Kenzie. Do you think I'm beautiful? Number, I'm sorry, I disturbed your time. And then a hand prayer. So maybe she is real. And maybe I'm going to have a new friend in the Ukraine. She's going to get murdered. I think you're supposed to be like, no, no, you didn't.

You didn't disturb my time. You're very beautiful. No, is that what I should say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's like, how could you? You're just gonna get murdered. Guys, this goes back to the classic Dr. Phil episode that we essentially wrote a workaholics episode around where that lady gave like 200 grand

to some guy she never met. And then when they were like, the guy's not real, we have proof. She was like, fuck you, shut up. You're not real. He's real to me. Maybe you're not real. Yeah, he's like, she goes, what's, she goes, man, maybe you're not real, what's real? And you're like, okay, so was like, fuck you. Yeah. Shut up. You're not real. He's real to me. You're not real. He's like, she goes, what's she goes, man, maybe you're not real.

What's real? And you're like, okay. So clearly, I hope you die before you walk out that door. She was, what is that episode? Because that episode is amazing. All time. Yeah. All time.

Dude, that woman was on fire. So I just texted, no, my time was not disturbed. You are very beautiful. And then and then this this emoji like with the tongue hanging out. I like how Adams like Adam tells us, you know, this is fucked up. If my if my wife sees that the name might be Maria. Yeah, that's the fucked up part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the we better have this episode drop tomorrow just so you have a backstory. Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's for the show. Chloe's cool, dude. It's fodder. It's fodder. Yeah, she got to. She's cool. She's down. That's cool, man. You go on her phone, it's like,

Mike B. Phil. You're like, what the hell is this? Oh, sorry. Wrong number. No. It's for my podcast. You don't have a podcast. I'm starting one. I'm sorry. No, no, no. It'll air. It airs next week. Yeah. We're, we're banking episodes right now. It's all good. Don't worry about it. It's all good. Well, let us know how that works out. From the writer of Amazon Prime's Red, White and Royal Blue comes a hilarious and demented new audio mystery. Does this murder make me look gay? Master Vandy is dead! Then it's probable that whoever killed Vandy is in this very room.

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Don't try to jump the gun. It's because we did take back time. I'd like to do two episodes today, and I don't know if we're going to be able to. No, we didn't. But I guess, hey, that's just the way the world goes. We had a lot of ad reads. A lot of ad reads. T.I.I. Nation, we're on and popping.

I can't believe what we do for the T.I.I. nation. These ads we have to read, you guys, I cannot believe. I'm pissed now. We have to read so many damn ads. And that's the knock, I think, on the podcast. And podcasts in general, they're like, there's so many ads. Hey, guys, sorry. We aren't in charge of the ads. This is an iHeartRadio production.

We're cogs in the machine. That's right. Hold up. I'm not going to say we don't have autonomy, you know, like we're not. Just because we're the funniest podcast of 2024. Absolutely. Just because we are the funniest podcast, according to our bosses at I Heart. Does it mean that we're not still cogs in the machine? Everybody is at this point. There's we've talked about the billionaire. Wake up! Everybody is at this point.

We've talked about the billionaire. Everybody has a boss somewhere. Somewhere. That's really good. So not time for take backs. When do you take backs now though? I'll tell you what I miss. I do miss going on tour with you guys.

That's what I miss. I wanna do a show. I wanna do a live show. We were sniffing around. I I miss. I want to do a show. I want to do a live show We were sniffing around. I don't know whatever happened to a Vegas show. Yeah, what the heck? I don't know what happened to that. We should get back there that that seemed to have come and gone I know Isaac was saying yeah, no, we're getting an offer. We're gonna do this big-ass Vegas show. It's gonna be dope I'm getting radical. Oh, no now. He's blaming it on Anders. He's blaming it on Anders. He's saying, Anders is a bitch. In the chat.

Finish him. More, he basically said, Anders is a bitch. Whoa. Can you explain that, Anders? That's crazy. I mean, this is news to me. You don't like Vegas or you just. Yeah, what's up?

You don't like TII Nation. Hang on a second. No, no, no, that's, I mean, I like T-I-I Nation. Hang on a second. No, no, no, that's, I mean, I mean, yeah, I'm still kind of grappling with the fact that I guess I might be a bitch. This is so crazy to me. Yeah, that is crazy.

But when I think about it, I guess there's part of me that could be a bitch. Yeah, okay. Again, I. I see it. Well-documented asshole. Yeah, that's true. Not much tolerance for anything.

Yeah, I feel like mostly you're an asshole. And assholes go to Vegas. Yeah, they do. Assholes are in Vegas. Yeah, assholes, if they don't go there, they're made there, you know? Uh-huh. Yeah!

Absolutely. It was forged in Vegas. Yeah, I think you, it's got, I'm in Australia. Maybe we got to do it out here. That would be kind of cool. What if we did? We gotta do it out here. That would be kinda cool. What if we did a... We could do it in Aus Vegas? So, no, the real talk, and the TIA Nation

deserves real talk. Absolutely. And I'm, right, they don't need fake talk. They don't need us being bitches, bitches. Facetious. Facetious. As if we even know what fake talk would sound like. I wouldn't even know what that sounds like. He had dates that were conflicting.

We're getting new dates for Vegas shortly. He's not a bitch. He's just on an Apple Plus show, says Isaac. Apple Plus show. You want to tell us the name of the show? It's called Monarch. Legacy of Monsters. Legacy of Monsters.

You've seen it. If you haven't seen it, you've heard of Apple TV Plus. If you haven't heard of Apple TV Plus, you've heard of the iPhone. You're like most you were like most of the world. Most people haven't really heard of Apple TV Plus. Plus, we're getting out there. You can get it. I do feel like they should just put it on everyone's iPhone for like free for six months or

something. That would be kind of good. That'd be cool. And then everyone's mad. Like free for six months or something. That would be kind of good. Oh, that'd be cool. And then everyone's mad like when they put the U2 song on your phone. Yeah. And everyone's like fuck you too. And everyone, I was like why?

It's just a, you don't need to listen to it. It's not like the U2 song starts to play every time you pick up your phone. You can't change your ring too. But that actually, and you interrupted me but that's kind of what I want. Okay. I do want it to open with me running from the monster.

When you're looking on sexy, like holding that rope, or you had like a rope on your shoulder, that photo I saw. Damn, it's a lot of rope work. I got to tell you guys, when you put a rope across your shoulders... It ups the sex appeal. Something happens, yeah, for sure does. All the hot boys. And why is that? Because it looks like this guy knows what to do with the rope.

Because anytime I have a rope, I'm lost. Yeah. I'm lost. I think it's more of like a phallic thing. It's like, whoa, look at the length of that guy's dick. He has to wrap it around himself a hundred times. Pull back! And I think Apple loves, they love me talking about it in this way. Okay.

Well, I, you know, I deal with boats. You know, I own a boat. And so you have to deal with ropes. I'm so bad at it. I'm not good. Yeah, you need, you got to figure knots out. I don't know the knots. People tell me, oh, you just do this certain kind of knot.

I don't know the knot. And I'm embarrassed about it. Okay. Do you practice? And then I see Ders with this rope looking very sexy. And I'm like, my guy is a, sorry Blake, he might have more sex appeal currently than you do. It doesn't even feel like me when I see pictures.

I'm like, who's that guy? I would gladly give the crown to Ders. I think Ders is, I was just looking at a picture of his ass. I think Ders is really taking the, yeah, I think here lately Dyrs has taken the crown of being really sexy, specifically with that robe. Yeah, that's what I thought. With that hat and the polo and the Olympic polo, less sexy.

Oh yeah, is that official Olympic swag that you're rocking today? Yeah, where did you get this? Yeah, they sent me this, pretty fucking nice. That's freaking cool. How, wait, now, this? Yeah, they sent me this pretty fucking nice. That's freaking cool. How wait now? This is interesting. Okay, you're in Australia. You're a big swim fan I didn't realize how like I knew we were beefing with them in the pool

But is this this Olympics is like a specially like caddy what the fuck is going on? Yeah, I guess Kate Campbell who's a legendary freestyler from Australia, was talking some some smack, as swimmers say, because they generally don't swear. But she was talking shit. And then now, like NBC seized on that. And it's oh, yeah. All you hear about is like the cowbell. That's right. They were saying like, oh, when they sing the national anthem. I hate it and then those fucking

Those motherfuckers were laughing so hard like how much they hate the national anthem all these Australians Yeah, and I love Australia dude. It's my favorite. I love everyone. I've ever met from Australia I truly even the people that are total assholes I'm like but they're kind of funny though they're pretty charming they're the best mm-hmm I think maybe when when Trump becomes our president when Trump becomes president I think more than likely he's gonna start World War three with Australia I could see that bomb. I think Harris would have... Over this, you think?

Over this. Oh yeah. You know Trump say he's got Olympic fever. We got to spank him. Right. He dresses exactly like Dyrs is currently dressed every day of his life. Well, he is my fashion inspiration. Absolutely.

You look great. I have a giant red tie. Oh yeah, it goes to your knees. Yeah, but dude, I will say being there is something cool. And this isn't even funny. There's something about being in a smaller country that's not like a superpower. Like you're watching Olympics here and it's kind of like they're

just stoked to be good at stuff. So they're like, Kayaker got gold medal and like this kayakers on constantly. We don't have anything like that where we're like, yeah, the fucking kayaker. Yeah, you got to be a big sport to yeah, it's a big and a big Olympic sport like swimming gymnastics like that kind of thing. Here, they're just like, there's a little bit more pride about like, that is kind of, it's very, I think that's the real spirit of the dude how it's stoked is turkey

Oh, did you guys see the the fucking guy from Turkey? What did you that you know how they that they have the sports board where they're just shooting at pistol air minutes in Olympics That's an Olympic sport now. Yeah shooting pistols, which I think is so fucking rad, but it's like a laser right now It's air pistol. Yeah Like a great I get six flags pretty much. What does that mean? It's air pist rad. But it's like a laser, right? No, it's air pistol. Yeah. Like at Six Flags? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, what does that mean? It's air pistol, what does that mean?

It's like a pellet gun. Nothing comes out? No, it's like pellets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it's a pellet. Does something come out? There's no explosion. It's purely air that is propelling the bullet.

The bullet through the air. You call this the bullet? Yeah, so dude, this guy from Turkey, they all have these fucking glasses that have multiple lenses that you put down and they're different colored and they like shift them over and then they shoot and you kind of look like a fucking. It's like the diamond guy.

Yeah, exactly. And you kind of look like a dweeb doing it because shooting a gun, you should kind of look like a badass, especially with this dope looking pistol and a handgun. Right, you should be of look like a badass especially this dope looking pistol right handgun Right you should be rolling on the floor with two guns like mate matrix style double double gun Absolutely should be doing some yeah, absolutely doing some John wick shit this guy from Turkey shows up with just regular Prescription glasses and just holds the gun fucking kablamo gets silver metal gets the silver

Yeah, some of the bros that will keep a hand in their pocket, too I've noticed that that's like a thing is like they'll put one hand in their pocket and point the gun super casual It's kind of we've like a Lannis Morissette style. Absolutely 100% the other ones given a piece So you've gotten so we've gotten so far down the road. Like Airsoft is now an Olympic sport. No offense. Cool. I think it's kind of cool. But how close are we to...

Resident Evil? Yeah, dude. Yeah! No, how close are we to, I forget the name, Cornhole? Oh, I mean, that would be awesome. That would be awesome. Perfect. I mean, it's already on ESPN a lot.

It's on ESPN a lot. It's on ESPN too much. Too much, yeah. They're always showing us, like, we actually give a shit. Like, you might watch it for a minute, but you're not, you don't actually care about these. I think you do watch it because you're like, how much better are they than my

their way best cornhole friend? Yeah, they're way better. They're really good. They're better. I don't know if they are. I don't know how much better they are because the sport is so new. Like whoever your friend is, that's like the best you've seen out of cornhole. How much better are they than that person? But imagine if you played this we've had this discussion, if you put in the hours, if you played cornhole for five hours every single day, I think you could get there, right? I think that you're, I mean, this is like Mike Tyson, have you guys seen the clip of Mike Tyson throwing darts?

Well, yeah, with his eyes closed. He put a blindfold on and threw three bullseyes. Yeah, Like currently? It was a few years ago on a talk show. He looked at a target, put on a blindfold, they handed him darts and blindfolded. He threw two bulls eyes and one right off the bulls eye. Oh my God! I mean, what?

Yeah, it was crazy. Because he's a freak of nature, hand-eye coordinated athlete who has that thing, right? And so I just feel like. Pretty swaggy. Yeah. Let's let that guy do cornhole. Yeah, but none of us would neither of. None of us are a freak of nature, hand-eye coordinated. We're all regular, just people in nature, not a freak.

Right. But imagine how good like Steph Curry would be if he played cornhole. That's what I'm saying. Steph Curry apparently is like an amazing golfer and he plays a lot, but doesn't play as much as a pro. And I bet he could dial it in. If he just switched gears to cornhole, he would never miss, right?

Yeah, that's, yeah, exactly. And I don't think that there's been like the generational breath of people doing cornhole yet, where it's like they are that far in a way, more advanced on technique and whatever. It's legit though. It's fun as hell.

It's fun to watch. Yeah, it's your favorite sport. We know that. Well, it's up there. Hey Blake, do me a favor. Do me a favor. What's up? Smile real quick. Oh boy.

Is this for Maria? Yeah. And if you're just listening, Blake is he is smiling. Oh my god. I'm gonna get killed. Is there something you picture of Blake to Maria? That's great. I'm sending it to Maria. She goes, thank you. Nice to meet such a nice person like you. Smiley face. If you don't mind me asking, and she wrote, you don't mind May, If you don't mind me asking and she wrote you don't mind may I know Who I'm talking to hand hand prayers hands if you don't mind may I know who I'm talking to Okay, don't get my like information stolen. I guess they I'm gonna give all your information They've already reversed

I'm gonna give her all your information Tell her where you live Me download like a picture off the internet or something come on. I've already said it I've already said man. You're playing with fire over there, dude. No, dude. This is a sweet girl Who looks exactly like this? Oh god. It was a who's like a stunning supermodel. Oh god She's like, thank you for giving me my target You will be dead when they come to Blake's door and murder him Yeah, well this be is this gonna be a take back for you next that will be the take back Let me podcast live from the funeral

I feel like if Blake were to get murdered by Maria But if this hot babe shows up and murders you dude, you're not talking to a hot babe You're talking to a Russian mafia bullshit bullshit bullshit. She's a hot babe. You saw the photo Oh god, she's a real hot babe. I already am getting text messages from an unknown number right now Oh wait this is an Amazon delivery never mind. I got scared first Damn, dude would have been wild. I got really scared for a damn. That would have been really wild. Plot twist. Oh wait, well, Jers, I have one other follow-up about wearing your USA stuff.

Do you get like heat from Australians when you wear that shit out, or have you not worn it in public yet? I have swim trunks that I've been wearing that are like USA, they say USA on them. Yeah! I sent you guys a picture of me fully geared out, but I have another pair of trunks that say USA on them.

And let's just say I'm getting some looks, but I don't give a fuck. For these two weeks, I'm like fucking wreck it. No, I like that. I was just wondering if you're like. And when I show up next week with a broken collarbone to tell you guys, I got jumped by some fucking roos. Well, I'll be dead.

You'll have a- No one really cares. Like you are rooting. You're rooting, right? I'm telling you guys I got jumped by some fucking rude. I'll be dead you Really care like you are rooting you're rooting right, but no one's like throwing bones. Yeah, I'm a full-on Rudy Well, I just think I think it's serious. These are pretty cool, but you know, I think they do take it pretty serious But no and we've been showing up it's been a good Olympics for both the US and Australia They've been doing good Olympics for both the US and Australia. They've been doing pretty good. Yeah, but fuck, I mean honestly, fuck them a little bit. After that video surfaced. Yeah, they don't like our cowbell, fuck that. They don't like our cowbell?

Wait till we get Trump back in office. You guys are in a lot of trouble. Dude, when Trump gets back, Blake is actually rooting for Trump. Daddy's gonna spank you. Yeah, he's being polycharged, but when Trump gets back in office, I mean, my god, World War III, sorry.

Out of nowhere. He's all about now he wants to shoot everyone's ears off. That's his new thing. He's like, he's owning it. It's now kind of his thing. If you get Trumped, that means you got your ears blown off. No. Yeah, oh, man.

That's going to be our new torture technique. We're done with waterboarding. We're just going to slice off a small part of his ear. That's kind of cool. Dude, Trump is here. I mean, I know we've talked about it before, but how crazy is it that he got just, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, by a bullet?

Like, that's the best. If you're going to get shot, that's exactly where you want to get shot. Yes. Couldn't pick a better spot. Yeah, that's the best. If you're gonna get shot, that's exactly where you want to get shot. Yes. Couldn't pick a better spot. Yeah, that's great. Even if you thought about it, you would choose wrong, because the right spot is just... Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk it's already healed. It's already like he's back in action. Well, he's half what he's got Wolverine healing factor as well. That's do you think I did hear that? That is true. Should he get on TRT and get jacked if he wins? If he wins, he's got to get bucked. Sure. Fine. But I want him to get jacked.

Really bucked. Yeah. And I want in four years when he goes, I'm not leaving. You have to make me leave. Yeah. You know, he's going to do that. Sure. But what I want is like not for him to be eating KFC buckets. I want him fully engorged in every muscle and then no one can move him. Yeah. I want Trump Lesnar. That would be fun. And put that on C-SPAN. He is damn near an 80-year-old man. I know because he paints his body with orange creams. So we don't see through his skin. He is an 80-year-old man. So I don't know if he has the T to get jacked.

But just get on steroids. Who cares? I don't think steroids work when you're 80. I feel like steroids don't. I hope so so I think everything works if it's steroids dude look can you take Ozempic and also do steroids at the same damn time yeah should try we should because because of Ozempic sponsors the podcast I want to do that with you guys do steroids we're not we're're not, we lost the sponsorship. I wanna get on steroids, Ozempic, and the Jizz Pills.

And the Jizz Pills. Alrighty then. Yeah, and be the coolest guy ever. Just to see what happens. Yeah, I'm gonna say there's gonna be some repercussions. And hear me out, we all get hair plugs. Like preemptive, I know we all have full heads of hair. Maybe we get some hair plugs as well.

I mean, maybe even for like, because my beard comes in like halfway on one side. Can you get them on your face or no? Yeah, you can get implants. Well, you saw, I mean, do I take a pill so my mustache hair doesn't come in just white? Yeah. Like it came in like so blonde.

Oh right, right, right. I don't know, do you? But yeah, yeah, yeah. Get some Just For Men. Yeah. Oh, you just paint it on. That'd be cool. You just brush it in.

Oh. Yeah, just brush it in. Well, I should've done that on tour because I look like a fucking idiot. You look cool to me. You look cool to me. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? Your yearly take back?

Epic slam, man, I don't know. Blake, your bitch. Adam, Adam, nice hat. You know, Maria saw that photo and stopped responding. So thank you, Blake. I would like to thank Blake for kind of taking the heat off of me and Maria now saw your photo and decided, she's off the project.

Oh, cool. So I guess I should have used hers because we've established that he's the sex pot. Oh, you're saying she doesn't want to talk anymore because I knew. Oh, man, damn. Well, she's off the case. Burn.

She's off the project. I do have a take back, actually. I think I stood kind of hard in something I don't believe in. I don't think that playing M&M's are better than Reese's Pieces. I do think Reese's Pieces is the superior. They're superior. Thank you for saying that. I was actually a little offended. And I was going to talk off the pot about that. I was going to kind of pull you aside. Yeah. Adam, I did see you right in your notes at that moment Yeah, and I figured that's exactly what that was. I looked down. I was like when you're playing versus playing goes head-to-head on yeah

I'm going Reese's Smart smart man. Yeah, so playing versus playing is that like a nine? Will we come on? playing um Adam a take back. I went this is a new this is a new section. I just called the circle back. Oh, OK. Back to sponsored by circle. Oh, water.

My man is good. That is good. When you got kicked off the pod here, you were talking about how you didn't like wrestlers in movies. Oh, that's right. That's right. Can we unpack that? See, OK, so I was like kind of like, it's sort of annoying. Right? It's just what's his name? But it may, yeah, it's mostly just what's his name.

But John Cena. Now I take that back because I just saw like a super cut of all these wrestlers doing this crazy athletic stuff, jumping off cages, you know, and then they're like acting their hearts out, like as if they're dying and, and like professing their love to, uh, to like the, the managers and, and dynamic storylines. And I'm like, are they our best? Is that our best entertainment right now? Yeah. Is that why it's so successful?

Yeah. Is you watch these people, they deliver the goods every time and they are freak athletes while doing it. Like, imagine if during basketball, there was a real storyline. Like you're always like, yeah, there's like a movie happening during the game and they're actually playing the game and they're fucking fantastic and they're just as good. Steph Curry is just as good as Steph Curry is, but then he has a BNC storyline. You know what? Kind of runs in the undercurrent of the game. I like how you think they don't. Well, you're so

naive, Adam. You're so naive. Well, I know the announcers make something, but it'd be fun to go in the huddle, and they're like, do you see that bitch? No, no, no, Adam. Adam, you really think- He fucked my wife last night. You really think they're not acting? Oh yeah, dude, like real stove opera?

Yeah. Dude, that's kind of like what WMAC Masters was, and Battle Dome, where Terry Crews came from. One more time? WMAC Masters. WMAC Masters? Yeah we all know what that is. It was like a it was like a kung fu show that had like a storyline but they were like oh and then Battle Dome was like American Gladiators but mixed with... Can't even finish the sentence about what it was. Go ahead.

You guys just go on YouTube and watch it because these are some of the most legendary shows of all time. Okay. Battle Dome was fucking awesome, dude. And that was Terry Crews' first gig. His name was T-Money. It was amazing. Wow. I'd watch that. I'm going to go back to what Adam was talking about.

It's just easier. Adam, I think you're right. We give so much credit to Tom Cruise for doing his own stunts and da-da-da-da-da. Jeff Hardy. But this is happening every Monday and it's raw. And so we've obviously we don't get flowers anymore. But we do. I think the new thing we set off pod is giving them edible arrangements.

So I would love to give it because we want them to eat. Yeah. Right. Because they're cooking healthy, healthy. they're cooking. Healthy. Healthy. They're cooking. So they should eat. This is a big edible arrangement bouquet to professional wrestlers. Because isn't that a phrase that Gen Z says?

Like, let them eat. They ate. They ate that. They ate. Yeah, they ate. I think they do say, let them eat. Let them eat. So real quick, just to round things up here,

best wrestler actor would be? I mean. I mean, is it Batista? Batista's Batista. Really good. Yeah, he's the best. He's so good. Yeah, you nailed it.

Tracks. Like when he puts on the little tiny glasses in whatever the fuck that movie was called. He's so good. He's legit, he's legit a good actor. Yeah, he's very funny. He has like real, real moments, which. He's very funny.

But I will say, does he have star power? I mean. I think so. Which is a whole other thing. Yeah, I do. I do think he does. I think so. What movie did he carry that, what movie did he carry?

Wait, I guess I need to know what star power means. The one where they're Where they're in the cabin and there's a girls in it. Can't name is a bagel Yeah, it's no you're right, it's no thunder Is it like he might be the best actor in the shot, but he doesn't he hasn't carried a movie yet Okay, which is not a shot. That's not a shot I'd love to be in a movie with yeah I think he's a I think he's excellent and he couldn't he could carry that one. He can carry me the entire time Look Adam. This isn't a slumber party. You don't have to try and fucking blow this guy

He could carry me in a backpack You can get a nickname from this It's like you guys are in a plane crash and he puts you in a backpack and he's like I'll get you out of here little person and you go think that's cool. You're like Yoda and he has to carry me. He keeps calling me little person. I'm like I'm five eight. I'm like 200 pounds. You're like his little baby little Grogu little baby Yoda. That's dope. Adam's the smartest child in the world and he's the strongest man. Yeah, I'm like, I'm 5'8". I'm not that small of a guy. I'm actually wildly heavy. And he goes like, he bellows laughter at that.

He goes, ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is the way. Oh, Jesse Ventura. He was a wrestler and he's great and predator. You don't even know. Anywho. Yeah, and Running Man. Running Man. I won't do it. Yeah, he was good at Running Man, which also isn't Running Man. No, that's what's the one that's exactly Hunger Games.

Is that Running Man? Running Man. Yeah. Yeah. It's wild. It's wild that they made like three. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second, Blake. What are you saying? Yeah. That they wrote three books. What are you saying? Pizza, pizza. I'm saying Running Man came first.

Exactly. So I'm saying how crazy is it that they wrote three books with the exact storyline. Exactly, it's the same fucking movie. Hey, I got two words for you. Katniss McDee or whatever the fuck her name was. Water trash. What was Jennifer Lawrence's name in that movie? I have no clue. Katniss McD or whatever the fuck her name was. What was Jennifer Lawrence's name in that movie?

I have no idea. Katniss or Katnip? I have no idea. Yeah, I feel like that's a take back. You owe her a public apology. For getting that name wrong, because I know it. Get her on the pod. Finish him. Adam knows it.

I know it. That was another episode of This Is Important. And Adam, please keep me updated on that catfish. Oh dude, she says she's gonna kill you. She says this is Black Aiders that's gonna kill you, dude. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. The Next Episode

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