This Is Important - Ep 221: The Power Of The Leather Jacket

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Road, you don't drive a motorcycle. What is road? This dude's dick's got cauliflower ears. Here we go. We're back! Yes! What's up, brothers? What's going on, Hollywood? We're all kind of back in our California places, right? I'm feeling good about this. I'm back. Yeah, this is the second week now.

We didn't even talk about it last week. Really? But I finally am back from shooting The Righteous Gemstone Season Four. No shit, welcome back. Goon day! Yeah, hell yeah, congrats, brother. Yeah, thanks dude, it feels real good to be back.

That's a wrap. How'd it go, you feeling good about it? What's the deal? No. No? This is a don't tune in. So same old story, huh? No, no.

The show was great. I'm not feeling good about being back. Because I miss it. I miss being in South Carolina. Really? I do. I do love Charleston, dude. What a fucking awesome city.

I love it. And I do really, really miss it. And so what keeps you here? I don't know. I don't know. I love Newport Beach, but I've been having to go back and forth from Hollywood the last few days. And the first day I got in town, I had to go to Hollywood for a thing. And then it was just like two and a half hour drive to get from from Orange County up to there. And it just sucked because it's not like a drive where if it's two and a half hours

But you're driving you're like, oh, okay. It's not too bad It's two and a half hours and it's just traffic dude. You have fucking firebombed the entire city Okay, so I chose not to do that You didn't choose violence And you didn't choose violence. Yeah. Did not choose violence. OK, but it does. It sucks, dude.

And it makes you go like, why do I live here when Charleston is such a beautiful place? But, you know, right. And how's traffic in Charleston? They're like, dude, everyone's like, oh, my God, traffic has gotten so bad because tons of people are moving there because they find out it's such an awesome city. It's awesome. It's awesome, dude. Yeah. Are they building it up, like, vertically so that there's more people that way? No.

Or is it spreading out? It's spreading out. They... It's... Just like you. It's called the Holy City. Yeah. Perfect.

It's not like me. I'm tightening back in. Can't I finish? Just recently lost 25 pounds, so I'm not... Who's to say? ...spreading out. It's not what I'm talking about. But they they're not all it's called the Holy City because they're not allowed to build higher than the highest steeple.

Winning. Mm hmm. Right. Can that steeple add on so that like people can follow the bar? Blake's got that dragon energy. Yeah. good question. So if somebody actually pays up, like if someone throws them some fucking coin. Yeah, will they be like,

eh, we can hoist the cross a couple more yards. Yeah, we could add another wing. They just throw it up like 60 stories. Yeah. Yeah, just, zzzzz wind it's just on a fucking pole That thing don't snap. Holy shit. Holy city. Hold up cool cool cool cool. So it spreads out I will say the hurricanes though that that is the that's the thing that the X factor that you're like I'm so glad LA doesn't have that we do have fires that in golf. Yeah, we're a fire. We're a fire. There's

no fires where you're at down there in Newport, right? Yeah, I live on the beach, so I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, I guess your thing is earthquakes if they happen. Are you on a fault line? Are you talking about tsunamis? Oh, maybe a little tsunami blows in. That's never happened. Historically, I think you're safe. No, that has not happened, but you know some funky shits going on Yeah, hey global warming. Yeah, there could be a lot of cool shit coming up. Yeah Yeah, that could be there's so much funky shit recently in a yeah, and I don't like it. We live in a funky time Mm-hmm live in a really funky time. Yeah, we're pink funk. Yeah, I like it We're living in funky town. She's on your toes. Yeah keeps in your funky, but it but it is it is good to be back. I do I do love

Um, I do love being back in California besides the traffic besides when I Backed out of my driveway two people honked at me Fucking thing sucks the first day back and then I was like, let's move. Let's immediately pack up the shit and move. But I do love it here, it's awesome. And I was able to go have lunch with my, or breakfast I guess, with my boy Blake on day one of being back.

Yeah, that was really cool. I love just in person meetings. Ders, you were... Tuck a Veil? Tuck a Veil. Probably watching you guys. Ders, you were... Tecavail? Tecavail. Probably watching you guys. Ders is so far, he lives way outside the city. Way outside.

30, 40 minutes. Outside. Walking? Yeah. But we went to a spot, at Paddy's in Culver City. No, no, Studio City. No, no. Yeah. But we went to a spot, at Patty's in Culver City. No, no, Studio City. No, to Luke Lake. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Super close. To Luke Lake, proper. It's very, very cute. It is. About 17 minutes from me. We saw Gene Simmons there once. We did, and I was recently, I started watching Barry. I watched the first episode, and the last scene,

it was at the booth we were sitting in Adam was Patty's yes Barry season one episode one filmed at Patty's Wow look at that okay that's a 19 minute drive for me so yeah I get it well yeah sure to hit you up yeah it was at 830 in the morning so yeah yeah I've just already worked out and dropped my kids off at school and I just sit around twiddling my thumbs. Rush. Sorry, dude. I'm gonna hit you up next time, dude.

You're gonna hit me? Yeah. So offended, so offended. I know it might take back. No, you know what? I want you guys as ex-roommates and you guys shared an office. I work at Holix for quite a while.

We did. We did, we did. I want you guys to have office at Workaholics for quite a while. We did. We did. We did. That was fun. I want you guys to have these times. Yeah. And maybe it's good for me to be by myself. You lose! You guys watch any sports this weekend? See the game?

What is today? How about those Dodgers, huh? Are they in the World Series? We have no way of knowing, but I believe the World Series is... Underway. Underway, as we speak. Are they in the World Series? We have no way of knowing, but I believe the World Series is... Under way. Under way? As we speak? No, right now, because we block, just with our schedules, we have to block, record some of these podcasts.

So we just do two in a row, but we... So this one will come out right before Halloween. Are you guys doing any Halloween adventures? The Stifitades? Probably gonna get out there and do something. Just warehouse parties? guys doing any Halloween adventures? The Stiff-It-Tays? Probably gonna get out there and do something. Just warehouse parties. Just fucking going straight raves. Blake, you live in a totally Halloweened out block, right?

I do, it's fucking nuts, dude. If you wanna pull up. What does that even mean? I'm talking I have to buy like $300 worth of candy and we blow through that. So there are some treaters out there, some major treatin'. Oh, that's cool, dude. Yeah.

The bummer, I mean, my little zone right here, dead zone. You go a few blocks that way. I was kind of stoked. Yeah. Stoked to be the dad who's at home with his little slippy zone. Yeah, it's fucking cool. What are you, a zombie?

Say it! He's like, well, what are you supposed to be? I was excited to do that. And then the one year, the first year we moved here, we waited for people to ring the door, but it just never happened. Felt like a sad sack of shit. I'm in a dead zone as well.

That's a bummer. But I feel like that's what's happened, is like everything else. There's a bummer. But I feel like that's what's happened, is like everything else, there's just the one hot place to go and everyone goes there. Yeah. Yes, and of course, everything in LA is super blown out,

but I feel like my block is just on the cusp of being a little too blown out, but it's a good time. What's too blown out? We were saying the opposite. We were saying that it's not blown out enough. I'm saying like there you're either in a dead zone or you're in one of the designated LA trick or treat areas.

And those areas are absolute madness. It is crazy. What makes your area the trick or treat haven? What, why is it so dope for trick or treat? It's just got a spooky vibe. It's kind of, well, yeah, like every, it's kind of like a, Marilyn Manson is your next door neighbor?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, he really blows it out. It's the Marilyn Manson party. You may be hearing about it in a couple years. The ultimate freak off. Okay. Yeah, you're not, it's got a few more years before I think it gets shut down,

but the Marilyn Manson Halloween party is really cool right now. It's really hitting its stride. Blake, do you have like a giant fucking spider on front of your house? Like what do you guys do to kind of keep up with the Joneses? Yeah, I got about I got a like a 10-foot Frankenstein inflatable right in front of the house. Yeah, it's looking pretty good. But so I want to like every year kind of add something and I... Then you should. Then you should, dude.

I went to Lowe's because Lowe's is... and they're not a sponsor of the pod. I'm just showing love. But Lowe's brings it. I'm a Lowe's guy. They bring it on Halloween. Their decorations are off the chain. So much so though, I went there and everything was already sold out. Yeah, the decorations to buy. Yeah. It's becoming the whole store. It's becoming like a Halloween store basically. Like you take a right as soon as you walk in and it's just straight Halloween decorations everywhere.

Yeah, they like money. So what do you mean it was all sold out, but you went to the right and it was all sold out so it was just like empty bins and shit like there were like four animatronics left over and that was that was it and then it was just like empty crates with like signs that said what was there right did you gobble up those animatronics no they were weak there was a reason they were they were they were not gone they were lame well see what i mean what are now you've got to spend actual money to make... There are hundreds and hundreds of dollars for the... They're 300, 500, 800, but they're dumb.

Yeah, you're spending a grand for a giant skeleton to be in your front yard. Right. Dude. When I can get you one for free. Whatever happened to... Go ahead. When I can get you one for free whatever happened to like I would dress up like a Scarecrow and lay on the front steps And then cover myself with straw and then have like a some straw laying around right and they come and then I would jump up

And scare right tell you what happened body cam and it just it doesn't happen anymore You can't do that you're gonna you're gonna get absolutely shot if you do that which at your house they're coming up to your house dude hey Adam no no Adam body cams happen yeah yeah like that doesn't make sense you're gonna go viral now trick-or-treaters are wearing body cams yeah you're gonna go viral disaster my're a disaster, my guy. Are they going trick or treating as LAPD? Adam, you know what happened. Body cams. I wanna say you're gonna go viral.

Somebody's gonna knock you out. Right, you're saying like a fucking doorbell camera. But that's not what you said. You said body cam, you dumb fuck. I should've said cell phones. But I feel like that's why people are doing it now more than ever. No, you're gonna get knocked out if you're the scary guy

laying in your fucking yard and you're popping up. The kid two over are gonna be like, hey, there's a dude who pops up. As soon as he pops up, punch him in the face and we're good. But then you can grab them, twist their arm around and get them behind their backs and then you whisper, I'll show you a trick but then you can grab them twist their arm around and get it behind their backs And then you whisper I'll show you a trick and then you pop their shoulder out of place, dude. Yeah

Still going viral right you're still going viral. Yeah, and you say going viral. That's a bad thing Is it that the goal in life now? That's the goal isn't at the end game? No, this is bad viral There's good viral and there's bad viral This is bad viral. We made workaholics just to go viral at some point. Hopefully a clip gets Resurfaced and the only reason we created workaholics was to and I don't even know if that phrase existed when we created workaholics But it was to go viral. Say it! Correct? I remember talking about it. Yeah, and how we have to go viral I think Kyle said something about it. Yeah, and how we have to go viral. I think Kyle said something about it.

Yeah, Kyle wouldn't shut up about going viral. You want to say TMZ obtained footage of Adam Devine dressed as a scarecrow bending a youth's arm back and saying, you want to see a trick? Worst case scenario, he becomes the bad guy in Hocus Pocus 3. That's a good thing. Last time I checked. Yeah. Dude, what is that movie out that's right now that's like a clown? I don't know.

Terrorizer. Terrorizer. Terrorizer. And it made like 18 million dollars or? Terrorizer 3, by the way. One and two. And have you seen the other Terrorizers, Blake? Still rising. I'm a little bit of a movies where you just start watching, like people get dismembered. Even more like over the top, but even more gore. It's like ultra gorey.

Is it funny or is it, uh, if you have the right attitude about it? Yeah. It's kind of tongue in cheek, but it is scary too. Like the Menendez brothers things. Yeah. It's kind of like that. It's funny. Like the Aaron Hernandez laugh riot.

Well, just depending on how you watch? Just depending on how you watch it. Depending on how you watch it. Yeah, the casting of that one is pretty funny. So you can kind of chuck along with the Aaron Hernandez. Yeah, because I mean the photos of this terror, terrifier three. Mm-hmm, terrifying. I mean, he's fucking terrifying.

Yeah, no, the scary clown shit is on point right now. It's trending hard. And do you recommend it? Should I see the first one? Do they have... And you do have to see the first two in order to really appreciate the third, do you feel? I've heard you don't.

Clint Howard's in it. I haven't seen it yet, the third, do you feel? I've heard you don't. Clint Howard's in it. I haven't seen it yet, the third one, but it is making a boatload of money. Guess who's in the third one? It says on the IMDb, Clint Howard. I feel like I just said that. Oh, you did? Yeah.

See, I missed it. Yeah, Clint, we've talked about you. From work, all explain it. Yeah, Clint. We've worked with Clint. From work, all explain. Love Miss McClint. From nothing else, but... He's kind of a horror icon, cause he did, I think it's called Ice Cream Man. I could be trippy. But it's kind of like a, you know, low budget horror that was sort of iconic.

I remember... That was how when we were kids... Yeah, I remember the box. It's like him holding a cone and then the scoops are shaped like skulls. And you're like, oh. The black guy, the black guy who is the ice cream man. No, that's Candyman, right? That's Candyman. He lived across the street from me in Hollywood.

Oh, cool. What the hell? Yeah. I believe he just passed away a few years ago. Yeah. Really? He was, I mean, I saw him for the first time when I was like Getting out of my car and I just see that guy behind me like walking towards his car and a bunch of bees came out

of him Fucking so scary dude. Yeah. Yeah, so scary. Did they remake candyman? I feel like they were like Jordan Peele was they did I think Jordan produced it I don't know what happened which if you watch that movie, by the way, it's like a fucking original. It's yeah the og it's like an art film Yeah, I don't really directed it, but it seems European AF In a way that you wouldn't expect yeah, no, I don't actually do that anymore That's cool. Had to stop. No, the Candy Man's an all time horror film.

That one's really dope. Oh yeah. It was can, it was starring the dude with the giant dick from the Watchmen. Oh, Billy, Dr. Manhattan, Billy, Billy Curda? No, no, no, no, from the TV show. Black Dude. What is his name? I'm going to find him right here.

Uh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah Abdul Mateen. Yeah, he had a he had a hell of a pipe Yeah, all right any take backs Anyway, well the can the candyman The candyman was Tony Todd and this is the guy that yeah that lived across the street for me very scary scary how big was his dick how big was his dick I never had a chance to see it I never had a chance to see it no way it was small just just his demeanor his demeanor alone he wasn't giving small dick energy that is absolutely true this man you can't have a face like that and be blessed with a small cock. He was cursed with a big one.

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. ["Duck Island Theme"] Do you guys think people's dicks match their face? Mm, well. I bet I could. Have you seen the new TikTok trend where it's guys guessing? I think I might've sent you a video of dudes guessing

the size of other guys' guesses. I didn't get it. I didn't get that video So I said it to you. I think I said it to you guys. I got that one. I don't think I got that one Really? I thought I said it in our Instagram Little thread that we send videos to each other. I don't know but it's it's guys going like Peter North nine and a half inches Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gets it right. And then they just like list different sizes and the goal is to get the correct dick size. I feel like we should learn how to play that game.

I don't know how you go about doing that, but it seems like a game that we would enjoy playing. But wasn't that just a spoof on things people do that are like actually trivia, but they did it about dick sizes? I don't think it was a spoof. I think that those are the right answers. I think that are like actually trivia, but they did it about dick sizes. I don't think it was a spoof. I think that those are the right answers. I think that was like, yes, I don't, I don't disagree, but I'm pretty sure it was just a spoof. No, because there's multiple videos. There's tons of videos out there of these people.

It reminded me of like the cup stacking, how they'd be like, ready, go. And they're like, yes, fucking yes. I did it. Right. 3.7 seconds. But I'm saying like aesthetically, not length or girth, just like, does it match the face? You're saying like bone structure? So like, if you have like a bunch of pock marks,

you're afraid your dick is gonna be like lumpy looking? Yeah. Okay. I don't know if you even you're afraid or if you're just like, yeah, that's character. My dick has character. Sure, it's seen some shit. And don't you want a dick with character or do you want an anonymous?

Character's welcome. Just, it's just a dick. It's nothing to write home about. Yeah, do you want a forgettable dick or do you want a super memorable dick? Where it's like, I can never forget it. Well, I mean, you could just have a handsome dick. It doesn't need to be like a homely looking dick.

You know what I mean? An old like fucking witch's finger. Right. But for a dick to be memorable, for a dick to be memorable, I don't know if you could have a dick that's so handsome It's memorable like is there a dick that you're thinking of in your mind that is so handsome like you like oh my That one really sticks out to me. Did you guys see the watchman? Give me a hell yeah

I really feel like I have a handsome dick when it's you guys have only seen it soft flopping around in game over man? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh and by the way, not the best showing for my dick like that You know, it's just it's just a Lamp dick flopping around but when it's hard, that's when it really gets handsome, dude You need another four inches and it shines Yeah, and that that's the thing Blake. It doesn't need another four inches It could use another four inches, but it doesn't need another four inches. Right. It doesn't beg for it.

Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Maybe if it was another four inches, that might be a little grotesque. Yeah. Right. You know, you're a monster.

Yeah. Do you want like an ugly tenor or do you want just a handsome five? I think I want a gnarled. I think we're not, if we're still talking about my dick, that math is a little off, but. No, that's not what I'm talking about. Yeah, things ain't adding up. Do you want like a nar shaped tenor

or a short, handsome short king? I think five would be a little, five, rock hard, that's a little too small. I think you would have to then go, give me the grotesque 10 You're a monster with like an elbow. It has like an elbow in it. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, it's gotta look like that I don't know. Yeah, just a gnarled gnarled piece of wood like driftwood. I want my dick looking like driftwood I don't know if you guys have opinions if you listeners have opinions sliding blakes DMs. Let them know

Show me your gnarled opinions if you listeners have opinions slide in Blake's DMs let them know show me your gnarled cock. No just saying like preferences because I'm like a gnarled 10 no but I'm also saying show me your gnarled cock. Yeah Blake's always always saying show me your gnarled cock. Yeah I feel like a gnarled 10 is I want my shit to look like a UFC fighter after round three. Like that girl who gets interviewed and she's like, it was really fun. Her face is all hung up. It was great.

I had a great time. A great time. Her face is swollen. She's speaking out of where her dimple used to be. I think I had round one, but round two and three got away from me a little bit But I'm gonna heal up and be back next time all time. Why do all fighters look the exact same? They all look identical. They all have this same face That's what happens when your face is just beaten in so many times being punched a lot

Yeah, if I need more on this take they They all look the same. They all look the exact same. They have every fighter, every fighter. What do you mean? You know how they say like all like blonde people look the same or whatever? Yes. Wow. All fighters look the same to me. Every fighter, white, black, doesn't matter. So like you think Jake Paul and Mike Tyson look the same? Yeah. No, I don't think Jake Paul's been punched in the face enough. I think he's still too fresh. But like a seasoned fighter when they like a cast iron pan, they've been fully seasoned. I guess you're right. Like the cheekbones just get like hammered flat.

Yeah. Yeah. And everything's like sunk it in. This is like a little bulbous up here from getting your, your ears are all like grinded down cauliflower. Yeah. I think it's from, um, just multiple, uh, just a ton of damage, ton of damage to your face. It starts to not calcify, but it starts to build up. It's like sanding it down. Yeah. So if you wanted to look like a fighter, but not to all that pesky training, you could get there.

Yeah. You just need to get pummeled in the face. You know, I would say what, two dozen times, just a lot of pump, punch yourself in the face, a couple dozen, do it for sure. And then, yeah, a few dozen. And then do you have the 10 inch or the five inch? You need another four inches. Uh, I think with that kind of face You don't need it cuz a certain girl will look at that face and be like, oh, he's a fighter. I'm into that

Oh, so you've already won the battle Interesting and then you don't even need to fight because then if you go out to the bars or whatever and then people see your face They're like or whatever and then people see your face, they're like, fuck, I'm not gonna fuck with that guy. As a fighter. That guy fights. That guy fights right there. Shit, maybe that's kind of the life hack.

Just kind of get your face to look sort of fully Mickey Rourke and then you're G2G. Well, I mean, it is weird, but I bet if you did that, there's other like tough bros that are gonna wanna be like, oh fuck, fuck this guy. He thinks he's tough. And you're just there with your smashed in face. Right. You're like, I don't think I'm tough.

I'm literally just trying to look tough. I was in an accident. Right. I had, I had really severe reconstructive surgery from a bear attack. Yeah. But, um, yeah, but it's cool. You're fighting me. Yeah.

I was, uh, in a stamp. I was in a stampede. I was trampled in Spain, the running of the bull. I was in the stampede, but, uh, yeah. How about I kick your ass brother? Where you train at? I don't, I don't, I don't. I actually don't train. Never have. It was a summer in Spain. Again, I had a little too much vino. I, I tripped the bull stepped right in the middle of my face. Again. Multiple bulls actually stepped on my face.

People told me it was upward of six bulls. I felt the first one. I felt the first one. After that, you kind of go numb. You go numb to it after that. Yeah, actually. I would do it again. I would do it again.

Yeah. it was beautiful the countryside is beautiful I haven't been back kind of scared to fly now but I haven't actually been on an airplane yeah I can't the doctors say I can't fly my ear will fall off if I do fly right yeah but beyond that and that being said and it's hard it's hard to get past the metal detector because much of my skull is metal Yeah, and then the guys like fuck you bitch. Oh, I kick. I'm gonna kick your ass Which you wouldn't shit. I don't go to San Diego Back when I was a young man, a young man, I used to not wear a leather jacket because people would want to fight me after a show.

Interesting. When I'd wear a leather jacket. Really? Waa waa. And I think it's because, and I might have said this on the podcast before, but I think it's because they thought I was trying to be like a cool, tough guy. You like being warm? You're a greaser. Yeah. Yeah.

They thought I was being like a cool, tough guy. And I mean, I was trying to be a cool guy. I was like, I wanted girls to think I was a cool guy. But I wasn't trying to be a tough guy. But it happened multiple times. I'd wear the leather jacket out. Guys would get a little aggressive. I'd be like, what am I doing here? I'd wear the leather jacket out. Guys would get a little aggressive. I'd be like, what am I doing here?

I'd take the leather jacket off. Suddenly, the guys don't care about me at all. I'm totally inconsequential. Can I tell you something? Dude, they probably saw the guns and were like, back off, back off, war child. Yeah, I think it might be time, Adam. What's up?

I think it might be time to come home to the leather jacket. I think you can... What do you think? I would love to come home to the leather jacket. I think you can, I would love to see you in a leather jacket now. I think you've reached the age where like a long one with like a belt. Oh, okay. A bit of a trench. Like a trench coat mafia or not. Not a trench. Not no, no, the, the one that goes just like below the butt, you know what I'm saying? Like a Jersey Sopranos, like penguin.

Okie dokie. I can't wear something like that though because my ass does stick out too far. It's part of it. So then it's like a ski slope in the back. A little duck tail. Yeah. Yeah.

It's part of it. It's kind of part of it though. It's not a good look. Yo, the way my bro's fucking leather jacket flips up. I'm gonna fight this fool.'s fucking leather jacket flips up. If I don't fight him, I'm a fuck him, bro. Blake, do you have a leather jacket? I don't.

Like even from when you were like, rode a motorcycle, what'd you ride? Yeah. Those, those three months that you had that motorcycle. That hot three, that hot three. I mean, but don't you need, you bought a helmet. You got to buy something for like the rest of your body, no? I think I just wore a sweatshirt. Well, because he, he drove it three miles an hour on just... On road, road.

You don't drive a motorcycle. What is road? Damn. What is road? He rode a motorcycle three miles an hour up and down his driveway. Almost died. No. I rode it to set at Workaholics one time. You guys don't remember.

Nope. But I did and on the ride home at like three in the morning, I fucking hit. Why would we remember that? You don't remember me riding up to set. It was actually the, um, the flashback episode at the pool. Everyone, they were like sound speeds, rolling. Oh, Blake. Oh, I stalled out. And then after we wrapped late and then you almost got murdered.

Yes. It was like one of those nights where we wrapped around like two or three and on the drive, the straight shot home down Ventura. When no one is out, a fucking van out of nowhere took like a left right across where I was driving and I almost ran right into it and I'm like, think this isn't worth it. And what did you do because you didn't so what happened? Did you sit it down? Lay it down? You lay her down? No I didn't. I didn't lay her down. You look at a bush and say fucking squirrels? I fucking I did the double, you know, hand and foot break. That's what you got to do. And Blake, did the van look like this? What the hell you try to kill me?

No, it was Carl's van. It was actually our transpo going back to. Oh, yeah. Nice. Great. Great. Great. Wait, you had a foot break.

I only had two handbrakes. Wait, you had a foot break? I only had two hand breaks. I didn't have a foot break. I can't wait for the flood DMs to go into place. There's no such thing as a foot break. It's been a while. There's no foot breaks. Wait, is there or is there not? I'm trying to remember even riding a motorcycle.

Is there a foot break? I don't mind. I like how this dude goes, I had to break so hard I used both, the hands and the foot poop dollar There's no such thing as a foot break. No wonder you almost died, bro. No Wait, hold on. I'm trying to remember fucking Motorcycle riding again. Mm-hmm the clutch. There's a back brake and a front brake

Yeah on the handlebars, uh-huh, but there's no foot. But where's the clutch? It's your foot. That's on the foot. That's okay. Yeah, no, I hit by it. Yeah, this damn van came out of nowhere. No, the clutch is, no, the clutch is, but then you shift. Yeah, the clutch is on the left. I can't even remember. We are so dumb. Are you wrong too, Adam? Yes, because the clutch is on the left. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Maybe you're right. I do not respond well. I back down immediately.

Okay, you're right. You're right. There is the rear brake, which is controlled by the right foot and is usually located on the right side of the bar God damn it. Yeah, why can't I stand up for myself every once in a while? I never I'm a coward I'm a coward. Mmm. I think we've established you're not a cat Well, you are a coward, but you're a bitch a bitch assholes. You're a bitch. So that's why It's not your fault. I know I should have just been like no you guys are fucking stupid I know what I'm talking about. But instead I cower

I was being very dumb in that moment and you're and as soon as I looked it up sure enough. Yes. Yes. Yes Thank you. I have my m1 license. Finally. I know what I'm talking about. Well, so do, hey, so do I. So, yes. Well, you don't know where the motherfucking break is, brother. Certainly. Well, I dropped my bike so many times because I lived in the hills and this is why.

It was the fucking, it was the fucking worst, dude. That seems like it sucks. It was a nightmare. It absolutely sucks. How is there not like a thing that like if you jump off, it just balances? fucking worst dude that seems like it sucks it was a nightmare it absolutely so how is there not like a thing that like if you jump off it just balances so you know you're not scraping your chrome or whatever why why is Elon making fucking like iRobots now he's making like dumbass robots oh yeah and like fucking mini-man I look like that looks so stupid that look way too futuristic. You're like,

this looks dumb. Or this cyber truck. That thing's fucking hideous. I will say though, the van that he named, that was funny. Why? It was, it's called, like if you read it, it says like Robo Van, but he called it the Roboven. And I was like, that's pretty funny. No, dude. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. It's not good.

We'll give him half a point. It's like a it's like an early 2000s like Will Ferrell, Anchorman, Rabovin joke. Yeah. Right, right, right. Absolutely. I don't know. I was laughing then. I'm laughing now. I don't know. Blake only doesn't like

him because of his politics. You got to look past a man in his politics. That's true. You can. I just feel like he's really taking a turn for the worst that guy seems like a fucking total kook I don't like him. Yeah, I don't like well for sure. Yeah, he definitely is but uh, okay But that's okay. He could still make cool stuff Yeah, but he just doesn't love Mike so that's why I don't like him love my car though. He just doesn't make cool shit

Yeah, I think I think the Tesla's I think they don't look great, but I think they are cool. I think I have 400 miles per charge. But the Cybertruck, that thing is fucking garbage. Trunk. It's great. Front trunk. Love it. So he makes a good product.

His design, I guess it's like completely like just his aesthetic is just bad. Everything that when it comes to like creative and aesthetic, he just air balls constantly. I think he tries to make it too futuristic when I'm like, dude, if you just made it look like a sick Mustang or a sick old muscle car or something. Right. Honestly, cool looking. And then have it be, have this crazy motor in it. You gotta remember when people were doing like hybrid cars or electric cars, they all looked fucking insane.

Some comedian would be like, why do they all look like gay spaceships? I can't remember what it was. I'm pissed now. Hilarious. Really good. But like they all sucked. And then he was like, hey here, I'm pissed now! Hilarious. Really good. But like, they all sucked. And then he was like, hey, here, I'm going to make this car that looks just like a regular sedan. This looks like a regular car. But guess what? It's electric.

It wasn't like fucking weird to let you know it's electric. It was just a car. Cyber truck, different deal. Sure. Well, I don't mind. Actually, the sedans, I don't mind. I think that's the best version of what he's done, but the Gold Wing doors. I think those are stupid I think there those were a nightmare. I had that car. It was a nightmare the minivan Like sorry the like sort of like SUV One that I think those look dumb as shit and then the cyber truck. I'm like at first I thought it was a cool idea, but the the more you see them there's a lot in LA I wonder how I see a lot down

here too and they're like 100% of the time like even I got to drive it on right gemstones I got to drive it a few times here we go oh that's cool spoiler how about the steering but I got to drive it a few times it was really cool on the inside. It was it was fun to drive. It was pretty incredible. But then I'm like, I am suddenly every time you look at somebody driving one of those cars and you see them, they're the worst person.

You're like, oh, I don't like you as a guy. Interesting. Notice me, Senpai. Notice me. It's very much a notice me. I feel like I see a lot of like Asian engineer types with like good haircuts. Hold on.

Is who I almost exclusively see. Well down here and, well I hate Asians. Wait. So that's out there. Why do you need that? I hate good haircuts. That's who I keep seeing. I keep seeing like good haircut,

Asian engineer looking guys. Oh, I don't see that at all. I see very rich bros down here. I honestly, I've never, I actually make a point not to look at who's driving those things. I've never looked over. He's wrecked his car twice.

Just been like, guys, close. I keep my head down. I don't wanna know who the fuck's in that thing. I've never looked over. He's wrecked his car twice, just been like, I just closed my head down. I don't want to know who the fuck's in that thing. I just, I just would rather it be like an autonomous driver. Why is that? You like to stick your head in the sand, Blake? Yeah, man. Ignorance is bliss. I like that I'm just seeing the same one Asian guy

driving around and it's not multiple different dudes. It's just like one guy in my neighborhood. Yeah, it's probably just probably the guy in your neighborhood. There's not that many but I am curious outside of California. Do those things exist? Asians? Yes, Blake. They're everywhere. I don't what yeah. Jesus Christ. Do they have good haircuts? I don't know. And it's and it's crazy that you threw your voice and can do a great impression of me when you said that sort of racially insensitive thing earlier. That was goddamn Blake. I would like to know if the Tesla trucks are in other states. Well, I tell you what, they're not really in Charleston. Okay.

I mean, I did not. I don't know if I- See, there we go. Are they down under? I don't think, no. There's no Tesla. They're not allowed to be? There's no Cybertrucks. No, I think there's Teslas.

There's no Cybertrucks outside of the US right now, I believe. Really? Oh, really? I could be wrong. The Wyoming done got them. Well, there's such a look at me type car. That's why I think it attracts a certain type of person.

I agree. I don't mind the swing. It reminds me of the vehicles from Total Recall, which were just kind of in a time where everything was like smooth and sloppy and swoopy. They were angular and Cadillac kind of has angular cars and they just took it to another level. I can respect the design swing. I would never buy one. Dude, honestly, when I first saw them, like, I was like, oh, this shit is fucking cool. But now that I see them, like when I saw them presented on my laptop, I was like, yes, the Tesla truck looks fucking sick. It's like Robocop. But then once you're out in the real world and you see more than one and some are like rap different you're like

It's too far ahead of everything else almost. Yeah Seems the the transfer captain like the picture car guy on gemstones that I was looking around the car and In there were scratches on the back of the trunk and I I'm like, oh, so the trunk got a little fucked up. He said that raccoons try to get in the back because they thought it was a dumpster because it looks like the dumpster lit. That's hilarious. Yeah.

So remember that for jeopardy tried to get in the back of the Tesla truck. That's great. tried to get in the back of the Tesla truck. That's great. This rodent thinks that Tesla trucks are dumpsters. What is a raccoon? No raccoon. There you go. That's very Adam.

That's very funny. Very funny. Very shagadelic. Did you actually drive it or were you just I don't I do wanna see, yeah, I wanna see the interior and like, what did it feel like? No, I drove it. You did the steering. What did it feel like?

Was it dope? Well, the steering is bizarre and weird. Did you notice that? No. I drove it all over. What do you mean? What do you think it is? And you didn't notice that the steering is drive by wire

and that if you just turn it this much, it turns the whole car. Wake up! It's a lie. Like you don't have to go hand over hand at all. I guess I didn't. I love it. I drove it. I love you guys.

He let me drive it to lunch. I drove it all over. Yeah but you don't have to the cool. I think this is cool. You don't have to do like hand over hand turning for driving or whatever. You just have to go here or there. Because why? How do you?

Because it's attached to just a computer and the steering wheel computer tells the axle or whatever it is How far it wants you to move and then like the faster you're going it calibrates it differently So if you if you're not musk is I hate that guy fucking I don't never I'm not gonna learn that shit, but you're asking me how it works Go yeah, all I know is that you can take the steering wheel off and play video games, which is kind of tight. Okay, I'm back on. Alon, my boy! He's having fun.

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They're just robots. Yeah, so essentially he's saying that... Okay, Ders, choose a side. Choose a side, Ders, okay. They're just robots. What do you mean? Hey, born a robot, die a robot. You know what I'm saying?

What do you mean they're just robots? No, essentially they're just, they're robots to like help you do the dishes. To like go outside and pick up the groceries, to do all the dumb shit around the house. That's why we have children. And apparently like once he says once he gets it up to scale, it'll be like $30,000. So it'll be like your at home assistant, which I'm like, are we not just calling them slaves? This is what it is.

Just just make it not a person. It's very strange. He will. He will. He will. them slaves this is what it is just just make it not a person it's very strange he will he will he will like he's definitely gonna be the guy who coins that yeah he's like our little slaves do you just have them like walk the perimeter of your house after like 10 p.m. and they're just like the guards of your home to protect sure yeah yeah if you want yeah if you want you could do that that's kind of cool like a a little sentry. No, dude, that's terrifying. Yeah.

Doing whatever. Imagine you're a little kid, and you're going to go TP someone's house, and then a robot comes out and just fucking grabs your arm, twists it around the back, and says, I got a treat for you. I got a treat for you. And his body cam is going the whole time. Yeah.

Yep. And then breaks the kid's arm. Body cam going. Yeah, exactly. All right. Now it makes sense. Viral as a mother-of-a-bother, dude. I'm telling you.

Identify yourself. Identify yourself. Do you think people are going to dress like that for Halloween this year, Elon Robot? Bro, it might be too close. Maybe. Hey, guys, is that the question of the pod right there? Do you guys have any idea what you're getting gussed up for Halloween? I don't know.

I got a kid who wants to be a beaver. That's all I know right now. I'm like, let's do it. Oh my God! Thank you, Tommy! That's so sick, dude. What made him choose beaver? All right, I think you know.

You're raising him right over there, brother. Okay. All right. What made him choose beaver? Alright, I think you know. You're raising them right over there, brother. Okay. Let's just say it's his favorite animal. Who's hungry? Uncle Alon's gonna be pretty hyped on that one.

I love that we call him Alon on this part because Ders says Alon. I feel like I've said Elon every time. By the way, dude,. I feel like I've said Elon every time and then. Yeah, by the way, dude, you're the only one that said that. I used to and then I like. Go run it back. He used to call him Alon and that's the first time I'm like,

I'm gonna use that. I'm saying I didn't really know how to say his name until I decided he's my guy. He's my favorite inventor. Elon? It's Alon. Elon, right. It's a lawn. Elon, right? It honestly doesn't matter.

You are the one who switched me to a lawn. So if I'm on Jeopardy and I say who is a lawn and they go, what? Why did you just say a lawn? That's on you, brother. They go, we're not accepting that. So what made him choose Beaver? Just that favorite animal favorite animal right now. Yeah, you heard. Damn, dude, that is a fucking. I'm not accepting that. So what made him choose Beaver? Just that's his favorite animal right now. It's his favorite animal right now, yeah.

Yes, right. Damn, dude, that is a fucking. That's right, they build dams, that's right. Dude, I love it. Damn, son. Yeah, I don't know why. Yes, points! I feel like maybe they build dams

out of couch cushions or something, I don't fucking know. Or maybe there's a cartoon. Oh dude, I'm gonna get a go to the new Clippers Stadium in Intuit. Intuit Dome. Now we're talking. Yeah, they gave me a since I did that TurboTax commercial, they gave me Quartzide seats. Sick.

You know who's waiting for you. Because Intuit owns TurboTax. Nice. Mm-hmm. I've been there. I went there for a concert, but I think basketball games is where it's really gonna shine. And why? What are you saying? Yeah. So what do you think as a concert venue? I think basketball games is where it's really going to shine. And why? What are you saying? Yeah. So what do you think as a concert venue?

You think it's bad. You never want to go back. You didn't like it as a concert venue? No, I did. But they didn't really. Well, I think one of the main things about it is. Did you have to wait for a toilet? Because that was Steve Ballmer's big thing. He doesn't want people waiting for toilets. No, I took so many shits, dude.

It was crazy. It was like direct. That's awesome. But what I think is like your, your seats like interact with the, like the Jumbotron and like then there's the whole like clippers, like the wall or whatever. Like all the things that I wanted to see were not in effect during the concert.

The way you're describing this is not helpful. You're like your seats interact with them, then the wall and how it so it's good. So with the with Intuit, is it Intuit or Inuit? Yeah, I was going to say Inuit. But that's obviously what is Native Alaskans. But the Intuit, the Intuit dome, they have like a really cool like Jumbotron that like kind of runs along the inside of like Yeah, so it's like an acre like SoFi.

Yes, but like way bigger than SoFi. Yeah, it's like the biggest one. And then your seats all have these controls where I think when they like do the like the interstitial like trivia questions you can like interact with it and all that shit so I just watch a video where Balmer said that they're able to tell like I'll handle this yes they're able to tell yeah you were flailing like I honestly Adams like let me speak English it just I was looking at the chair and

there were buttons and I'm like these aren't doing shit so I should be doing shit he he said that they're able to know to down to the seat who is being the loudest fan we like there's all these little things. So they know what section is being the loudest. And then down to your seat who's being the loudest.

He's like, we're not listening to anything, just decimals. But we're able to know who is the loudest. And then they're going to give away prizes to the loudest person of the games. Who's like, the point of everything is to get people interacting within the game the entire time and making it an experience so that you don't just stay at home watching on your huge TV. Yes. Yes.

And the other thing I was talking about is I believe behind like the the home basket or whatever is like specifically they call it like the wall. It's like going to be like the most hardcore fans right behind the basket. And they're gonna be like cheap seats, but it's like straight up. It's vertical. Vertical. So like when you're shooting, if you're the opposing team and you're there and you're shooting on that basket, your free throws, it's just like a wall

of people screaming at you. And they like have all these things in your seat that will light up and stuff, so it's gonna be like a damn laser light show going when you're trying to shoot. And then also, I think, and I could be wrong. And do players like this? It's science. Well, we're gonna find out.

I mean, it's just the future. It's just the future. Yeah, we're gonna find out. I don't see. They're like, whatever, pay me. Yeah, totally. Just turns into mutant league football. I heard there's no bars because they want everyone to be in their seats as much as

possible. So there, everything will be delivered to your seat. Like timely with the Elon robot. When I went there, there was, there was bars. The whole thing with it is whatever you took off the shelf, you didn't have to go to the register. You could just walk out. And that's right. That's right.

It was. That's right. There is bars, but it's, uh, it's yeah. Why give people jobs for sure. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. This is where it kind of got fucked up is like when I went, you could grab anything

and walk out with it, but if it was an alcoholic beverage, you had to go through the same protocol. So like with beer, they didn't do it. So that's kind of where it got a little, maybe they'll figure that part out, but. And Blake ain't buying nothing but beer. So yeah, I'm getting Topo Chico with the hard seltzer. Come on, brother. Let's go. What concert did you see? Oh, did you see my girl, Olivia? Wait, how is it?

That's your girl? Olivia Rodrigo? Yeah, my girl, Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's your girl? Yeah, we DM each other. Did we cover that?

Chloe's cool. Tell me more. Do tell. Chloe's cool. Yes. I saw, yeah. No, I DM'd her. Were you asked her 10 inches gnarled or 5 inches beautiful? Yeah, I might. Yeah, I can. She's cool like that.

Allegedly! No, I DM'd her. Dude, she's a legend. Dude, I'd love Olivia Rodrigo. She's the shit. She's a fucking god in my household. She blasts Sabrina Carpenter out the fucking water. Bye. What?

Sabrina, move over. Sorry, Ders. I don't know what's happening. You don't know what's happening. Sorry Ders. You don't know what's happening Yeah, you gotta get up on your tween tween rockstar. Yeah on your on your teen star. So tell me why she's great Uh her music is legit pretty damn good. She writes her songs. She plays her instruments. She just she's the shit She dances she does it all. Isn't that what musicians do? Don't they do that? I don't know if she writes her songs. Oh she for sure Olivia writes her shit You guys are just saying things that seems pretty normal. She got in trouble. She got in trouble for not really

Yeah, she got it for her first album She got in a little bit of and then they're like it's exactly a paramour song and she didn't write it like it's exactly a Paramore song and she didn't write it. And she was like, whoopsie. Wee-oo. Didn't she do that about the writers on Wednesday too? She was like, I mean, I kind of make it up. And they were like, well, we also write everything you say, but OK.

Oh, well, that's not Olivia Rodrigo, but I know. Who's that? Jenna. Isn't her name? Ortega? Ortega. Yes. Oh, OK. I'm getting my people who hate writers mixed up.

I just do a WGA till I die. You know how I go. Absolutely. We do. You were striking. I saw you on the line. But I DM'd her how much I loved her record. And she was like, oh my god, I'm such a fan. So cool. Which I was like, how sick is this? Dude, Maroon 5 rules. Oh boy. How long has this go on? And then I started to text her again or DM her again.

And Chloe's like, just leave it. You're like a 40-year-old man. Knuckin' grandma! Just leave it. Yeah, what did inspire you to actually reach out and tell her how much you liked her music? Because I was listening, and me and Chloe were listening. I was like, she's the shit.

And I'm like, I I'm gonna DM her right now Mm-hmm. Who's an example of someone else you've done this to? the black keys No, uh, I mean maybe no one I don't know I can't I don't really it's not like I do this all the time Well, that's what makes it kind of I'm like oh special why why now yeah special because she's special to me she writes her own song goodbye sing she sings her own songs all-american bitch hey all I'm saying put on all-american bitch she's fine she's got good she's got really good out she's got some track

bro she put on the hell of the shows and what was really sick for this I would hey next time you go to an Olivia Rodrigo show, your boy's in. Alright? Count me in, dog. I will say, I went there and the, um, the breeders opened up for her. Which I thought was really cool of her. That's cool.

Okay. Respect, respect. Yeah. So she's like, she's fucking fired. I ride for Olivia, dude. She's the one. Hey guys. I write for Olivia dude. He's he's the one she wrongs Hey guys, both of you chill. You just lost your man or you're going to jail now Yeah, you might be going to jail Bro, I got it Just put a little button on this, I

am trying to like because I'm like, I don't know any Taylor Swift. Oh, no, me neither. We don't I don't rock with her. That's part of I'm going back in like the Spotify crates to be like, I guess I'm going to start with this first album and like go through.

No. Hey, what? Whoever I know, Swifties, you're you're united. You're you're so do that. I don't know. I don't., you're united, you're strong. Don't do that. Don't make me fucking bitch. I don't listen to a lot of Taylor Swift. I'm more of an Olivia guy. I'm a Rodrigo boy.

Hey, I'm a Roderigo myself. Roderigo. Roderigo. We're the Roderigo guys, man. Roderigo. Roderigo. We're Roderigo guys. Any take backs and apologies apologies, any epics?

And also not to pit women against each other. Like we can like them both equally. It's just like... Okay. Yeah, no one did. No one did. Weird thing to say. God, what a bitch.

Yeah. Any take backs, any apologies, any... Any reason you live in fear. Burn! I'm trying to remember. I feel like I had like several take backs. I know some things I I hope are taken back but I'm not telling. I would I would like to take back something on Blake's behalf. The way he

did an impression of me and said I hate Asians when he said that and I know and I know he was joking when he said it. I don't think that was me. It could be taken out of context. Allegedly. Or put in the context that it was. I don't think I said that. That context was not okay. I don't think I said that.

Yeah, it was weird that you did that. I don't think I said that. We'll see what the internet thinks. Let's see. Until another episode. Hey, are you going to play some Olivia Rodrigo on the out? All America Bitch, dog.

That's my jam. But that starts off slow, so... Oh, so she just throws around the B word, okay. Oh yeah, she rocks. Okay, yeah. I've got it queued up. I'm trying to think if I have a... I don't know if I have any take back today. Really trying to think of what the hell we talked about Olivia Rodrigo was she a Disney kid like where'd she come from?

She was yes. She was She's in the system. I feel like they all they all are at this point you have to do the Disney camp You have to start your career with like five mil five million Instagram in the Mouse house Is there isn't there a website where you can bet on people's success? And can you bet on these little children? That's a great idea, Dirk. Where you invest $1,000 as soon as they get their Hanum Montana.

DraftKids. And then, draftkids.com, dude. And then when they pop off, you're collecting checks. Dude, that's a great call. Yeah, this is a good, yeah, I feel like we need to bet on more children. Yeah, bet on, to win, bet them to win. To win. Yeah, of course.

Or you can hedge the bet, you know? Yeah, absolutely. Well, this was another. Any take backs, any apologies? I can't think of one. I'm really trying to remember what the hell we talked about. A lot of, you know what. I'm really trying to remember what the hell we talked about Yeah, a lot of You know, I'll say the gnarled dick. Was that this episode?

Yeah, what about it? No way to tell I'd like that Double down. This is your double down. Okay, cool I'd like to double down on I want a 10. I want a 10 inch MMA fighter between my legs, baby I want it to have the bumps and bruises and I want a 10 inch MMA fighter between my legs, baby. I want it to have the bumps and bruises and I want it to look like it's been through a war zone. Good, great. Thank you. Bumps and a bumps. Thank you. This dude's dick's got cauliflower ears.

Hold up. Good boy. Is it real? All right. Well, that was another episode of This is important! I'll skip ahead. Oh no! This cruel team that's pushing. Adam, what the hell?

Is Adam playing it? This ain't gonna sell Durs. Hold on, let's skip ahead. Is Adam playing it? Me. Sounds like Paramore. Yeah. Sounds like Paramore. Whoa, shots fired.

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