This Is Important - Ep 231: The Ultimate Friendship Betrayal

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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Hey, it's Nikki Glaser. So I hosted the Golden Globes at Hollywood's biggest party. Honestly, you've probably seen all the headlines this week, but like any good party, it's Nikki Glaser. So I hosted the Golden Globes at Hollywood's biggest party. Honestly, you've probably seen all the headlines this week, but like any good party, there's a lot of wild stuff that goes down behind the scenes that you don't know about. And since I hosted the Golden Globes, I'm letting my podcast listeners, my besties, in on all the behind the scenes tea. Stuff that didn't make it to the live TV taping, what went down in rehearsals, who said what at the after party.

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having sex very long anymore. That's the new thing. Let's go! Okay. Artie Crush. We're the three best friends. One Heineken zero zero. Heineken zero zero is going down extra smooth right now.

I would if I could. I got a big fucking boner right now. Figure out how to open it. Yeah well, just get a bottle opener brother. Come on Yeah, I know what you mean. I will say they're my favorite out of all the non-alcoholic beers. Oh, I'm loving this Yeah, it's not bad. Have you done a taste test? Yeah, I well I've tasted a lot of them because I'm a sober Sally right now So I've I've had quite a few and I'd say I'd say they're one of their top their top tier for sure. I'm a st. Pauli's boy. Oh

Dude finally wait Blake can I just ask you wait what that sound bite? Yeah, you just drop. Yes, which I think I was like, hey, you should put that on there That seems like something relevant to us that you just upload that recently or has that been in the cut? I've had it in the cut for a while. It's from a Drake song. Because you're a huge Drake fan now. I am. Yes, I have. Finally. In the corner, I'm now a Drake's man.

Big Drake energy. I love the way. Yeah, as soon as the Dick video came out you were like he's pretty good honestly Oh, yeah, we did talk about what happened man. What happened to Drake? We when he's when his wriggle raggle got raggled out. We talked about it Remember he had his yet his large cock in his hand on like an in an airplane Yeah, when he was full mast. Yeah, I kind of talked about it I sort of remember that yeah no I do Adam has never seen a dick he remembered I don't

I don't he had a long penis yeah but you that's cool not necessarily the thickest one I've ever seen and it kind of tapered off in a way that doesn't appeal to me but yeah you you were claiming that he grabbed it far too close to the base right based God. Yeah, that's it That's an old trick. That's it when you're sending dick pics. That's an old trick Not that I ever have right, but right, but that that would be my trick I got a big fucking boner right now Okay, but just to just to really close the loop on this that's when that dick video came out

Uh-huh. That's when Blake was like, we gotta unearth some Drake drops. Absolutely. Whatever happened to, wasn't he beefing with Kendrick Lamar? Whatever happened to that? It's only gotten crazier, and I'm glad we're talking about it now. Yes.

Drake's like suing him for defamation. Whoa. Or his record label or something. Oh yeah, he's like taking down the entire Yes! Drake's suing him for defamation. Whoa! Or his record label or something. Oh yeah, he's taking down the entire music industry to destroy him. He's claiming that he paid for listens or something. To get it, or like, to get it. Who, that Kendrick Lamar did?

That there was some, yeah, exactly. That there was some business sorcery to suppress Drake's listens versus Kendrick's because I guess you can like pay more for Spotify to like feature you a little bit more, you know That's like I like how Drake's like yeah, I'm suing. It's basically like this happening Like this is just what we do. This is just how business works. Yeah, I mean that is bitch-made but very bit made but it's bitch-made to sue because you're like I'm gonna go tell my daddy

Your daddy. Yeah, it's kind of like when you would play the homie at like Super Nintendo And he'd be losing then he turned the game off. It's just not cool, man Just cuz you're losing that what you would do. Yeah, I feel like it's just not cool, man. Just cause you're losing. Is that what you would do? Yeah. No, man. I feel like it's a little different than that. Well, I could see you being a little bitch, Blake, about video games. Adam, you don't think it's exactly like what Blake just said? And it's been a while.

Adam thinks it's a little different. No, I never did that. I think it might be a little different, but. I never did that. But yeah, like are movies suing other movies because they're in 10 of the theaters of the like 12 screens or whatever, you're like I'm just the substance I'm trying to crack in well trying to get some eyeballs maybe they're gonna

start doing that you can't well I wonder I wonder because is that illegal to do you know if it's illegal to do then then okay then unearth mm-hmm Adams all about legality. Absolutely. I'm a legal guy. I'm a legalese. Adam's all about the up and up. I'm all about that legalese.

Legalese. Legalese, boy. Which is a real word. Ease. Is it? Is it the word? So Blake, we just found out, we've known you more than half of our lives. Uh-huh.

Upwards of 20 years. Yeah. More than 20 lives. Uh-huh. Upwards of 20 years. Yeah. More than 20 years. Uh-huh. And we just found out that you have a dog. This is crazy. Yeah. You own a dog.

You're a dog owner. Yes, I've had a dog for, yeah, close to like, I don't know, six, seven years now. You've had a dog for six or seven years. Six, seven years? You've never, a dog for six or seven six seven years You've never we've talked about dogs all the time you never second You've never mentioned that you have a dog. That's such a crazy. Wait a second Six seven years maybe yeah, right around there

Maybe hang on is this a Blake Anderson six seven years or is this like a legit actual two or three years? Well now I'm trying to calculate how long I've been with Sam, but yeah, ever since she moved in. So this is a Sam dog. I didn't choose this dog. This dog was bestowed upon me. It was a package deal. You didn't land on Plymouth Rock?

Exactly, thank you. And yeah, so I don't really claim the dog because I didn't pick the dog. I didn't choose the dog. It's getting dark. It's not my dog. It's getting oddly dark. But I... because I didn't pick the dog. I didn't choose the dog. So it's not my dog. It's getting dark. It's getting ugly dark. Damn.

It seems like you hate this dog. Do you like this dog? I don't. I don't love the dog. Okay. What are we talking? Are we talking about, is this a rescue? Is this a purebred?

Is this something I would approve of? So that's why you don't claim the dog. There's some animosity. There's some hatred in your heart towards this dog is there's some animosity, there's some hatred in your heart towards this dog. To be fair, I love dogs, dogs are rad, but I'm not a super pet guy, I'm not really into pet. Do all dogs go to heaven, in your opinion?

I don't think they do, I don't think this one is going to heaven, it's kind of a demon dog. Is it kind of a piece of shit dog, or what's the deal? No, it's just- Why don't you love this dog? It's just a really complex. It's a very complex dog. I don't I don't want to shit talk on this dog It's just in case damn listed so we didn't ask you to shit on the dog We just wondered why we had never heard of the dog. Yeah, we're just asking some questions about the dog We didn't know that this dog existed. The fact that you've lived,

this dog has been in your house that you own for six or seven years. I think you said seven or eight years. Oh no. I don't think it's eight years. By the way, I don't even wanna come at you this hard. Today I rolled into this episode being like, I feel like we've been riding Blake too hard.

You guys are really been, you've been riding Blake. Yeah, yeah too hard. Yeah, you guys are really been you know You've been fucking giving it to me. I'm getting Eiffel Tower by you bros every week. Well, that's kind of fun if I can remember to Make an apology later I will if I can remember but I've been like whoa, we ride this guy kind of hard and today I'm like, let's let's ease off the brakes and then I found out you have a dog You've never talked about the only reason we ride This guy hard is because it's it's stuff like this. It's stuff exactly like

Where he'll just casually drop that he owns a dog that has lives with him for six seven years We talk about dogs kind of often. I'd say it's a yeah topic that comes up on the on the podcast It's a dog heavy pop dog. It is pretty heavy I know and I and I have to really hold my tongue when you guys... What kind of dog? It's like a poodle something. It's a little guy. Okay, well I see why you don't love it.

Like a mixed breed? I believe it has one or two, yeah, like two breeds to it. That's a mix. Okay, that's a mix. It's a poodle. Do you walk this dog ever? I have. I have. That's a mix. Yeah. Okay. That's a mix. It's a poodle. Do you walk this dog ever? I have.

I have. Yeah. Do you have to, I mean, what size shits does this dog shit? Very little. Very tiny. The shits are, it's a small dog. And it doesn't shed. Does it shed?

No. No. Well, what's not to like about this dog? Is it just kind of mean? Little mean. It's a little nippy. Is it in charge? No, but you know what?

She has some real fight to her. Adam, I think it's in charge. I appreciate that. Not in charge. It's not in charge. I've tried to check this dog before, and she doesn't back down. She's very feisty, and I like that.

Well, that's the whole thing, is you are not supposed to back down. They don't back down until you don't back down. Have you seen Caesar Milan? I have. This dude just lets dogs bite him and then looks at them like this. Doesn't hurt. Even though you know he's in pain.

Who is that? Is that the dog whisperer? Yes. Which that show is great. Like he takes down some really scary little dog. But he gets bitten. He does. And then just doesn't act like it.

Yeah, he's just like, do it again. And then the dog is like, what the fuck? Why isn't the bite? So you need to fight this dog, a la Gary Busey, surviving the game speech. Okay, okay, fair enough. I don't know. Which should be a whole sound bite on its own. Just hit play

Let it ride we could pull it up. So Blake dropped that bomb on us Where it's almost a friendship betrayal that we didn't know he had a dog and I was pretty but I felt betrayed there Okay, but then also he dropped a little bit of a bomb that he was saying that he wants To get his butthole finger. We're the three best friends. Right before you jumped on the podcast. I didn't say I want to get my butthole finger.

Before I got on. Before you got on, because we were waiting a little bit for you. You're stuck in traffic or whatever. I was. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Yeah. And so we're waiting just kind of in the Zoom lobby, just chilling, and Blake kind of out of nowhere said that he wants to get his butthole fingered. Please explain.

Loose butthole. Well, I don't. You can do that. You don't even have to wait. I'm aware that. I wasn't saying I wanna get my butthole fingered. I just said, I've been thinking I need to get checked for all the like butthole diseases

Mm-hmm. Where they yeah, you know that the doctors say it's for it used to be 50 apparently Isaac Mm-hmm was he's like it's 50. They don't figure butthole into your 50, right? right, um punk rock getting radical and we think that maybe the doctor looked at his butthole and was like Nah, good. I'm gonna kick this can down the road. Come back in five years. Because my doctor told me 45. So I've been hearing it's younger. I've been hearing you should go in at 40 to get your, get your prostate colon. Yeah.

What are the prostate checked? Yeah. Colon for colon cancer, something. But like, why not? Like why, why not just get it checked? Like, why do they always say like, ah, just wait? Yeah, get it. Go in there 20, 30 times a week.

Yeah, why not? Yeah, you're not wrong, but why? Does this disease run in your family or? No, not that I'm aware of. Oh, okay. Yeah, but- Is it a disease? What do you-

Like cancer? Yeah. I don't know like the terminology like colon It's science. I think can't cancers a disease. I believe so. Yeah, you know a virus. Yeah, dude I just got all the test results back from my physical and just came the doctor called me and you know when they call you That's like oh shit. That's right. They told me that I have it's not crazy but it's something I should watch high cholesterol and yeah yeah yeah and they they said that I should work out more and lift weights. What? And I'm like dude that's all I do. Yeah you like do you listen to my world famous podcast? I'm

like it's all I do. If I lifted it listen to my world famous podcast? I'm like, it's all I do. If I lifted it, my wife would leave me if I was in the gym or at physical therapy more often. A moment longer. Huh, yeah. Maybe, so it wasn't. She's out, bags are packed. Did you tell them you eat an entire chicken a night?

I've slowed down on the chicken. I've slowed down on the chicken. And I've slowed down on the red meat too, and I heard that's what really does it. So I don't know on the chicken. I've slowed down on the chicken. And I've slowed down on the red meat too. And I heard that's what really does it. So I don't know what it is. And also they told me that I should watch my drinking because I have an enlarged liver. Whoa.

So, holy moly. You know this is news to you, somehow? This is not news to anyone listening. Fuck it! Sure, I bet it's a little enlarged. And they said it wasn't anything crazy but it you know watch your drinking enlarged liver. Dude, you should have been like have you have you ever seen a bigger one? Yeah that's what I'm saying larger is better right? Yeah. Well the bummer is I didn't get to talk

to the doctor he left a voicemail with all this on it so I was like oh shit. Ah damn it. That doesn't seem kosher. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you did. And I'm questioning who has the most enlarged liver. And maybe we could all go to the doctor before the next live show and get these results. Right, yes. We've talked about doing something like this. Measure the T.

Yeah, talk about low T. Let's get a physical arm spade. Dig pick from the base. Yeah, everything. What if we even like go behind a curtain and then like, you know, they do one of those cool tubes that they put like down their throat and stuff? You wish, you wish.

That would be cool, bro. We go behind a curtain so they put something down our throats? Yeah. Do we need a curtain for this? You could do that on stage, dude. You don't have to. How about we go behind a curtain for the prostate exam I thought you meant like you put your head through

the curtain and the ass is behind the curtain and then he checks your ass back there but you're Adam's favorite porno category we could do that too anything could happen behind that guy had a category that category had a run for about four years where it was just like a woman at a lemonade stand on a boardwalk getting fucked from behind the curtain going like, do you want a fresh squeezed lemonade? Those were pretty cool. It's only 69 cents.

Yeah. Right, oh yeah, oh yeah. Those are really good. Those are, the acting is always really phenomenal. And the people ordering the lemonade are like, somebody a block away goes, will you go order lemonade over there? And you're like, all right.

The person, would you act normal? I feel like the pornos, the acting in pornos have really, It's gotten, it's slowed down. I feel like, I feel like when we were in our peak when we were in our peak porno watching eras sure sure sure you guys might still be Halloween every year I feel I feel there was there was production value in the pornos and it was absolutely a more of an event because they were selling the DVDs, they were selling the VHSs for the dads.

Speak on it. Well, there was a fork in the road. There was a fork in the road. And we all know, remember when they spent like, I don't know, I think it was like a million dollars or something crazy, 10 million dollars on- The pirate one. The pirate of the Caribbean.

Yes. And it was like Pirate of the Caribbean. Yes. And it was like, this is the future. And then it was absolutely the opposite of that. Yes. Where they're like, no, you have a van? We're gonna pick up a woman and throw her out of the van, actually. That's the new style.

Yeah. And it was like, well, I'm not asking for that either. If I could just get a middle of the road where there's a little bit of set design and no one's getting thrown out of a van, we're good to go. Yeah, what was the throwing out of the van? I wish they... I mean, we did a whole sketch about this. About how like, we did a BangBus sketch way back in the day. And that was when we first harnessed the power of the internet.

Because it went mildly viral. Very moderately viral, and then BangBuzz sent us a lot of free merch. We were so glad about that. Which is great, and they were pioneers. They were pioneers. Which we were very excited about. We were all in our early 20s, very excited.

But if I could give them one note, it's the idea of like driving around and then a woman's like, yeah, fuck me in this van. Very cool. Hot, hot, hot, hot. But then when you like throw them out of the van and they're standing there on the corner with their clothes, you're like, dude, what?

That's not kind. Why are you doing that? You're just, what? Yeah, no, the cooler thing would have been, they found their wife. Oh Wow, I like they actually drive to that white chapel in Vegas and they're just or the drivers a priest Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah, you know, oh, I didn't know as they're doing it doggy style He's he's you know doing the sermon reciting his vows. Yeah, he's like you know, doing the sermon. He's reciting his vows. He's like, you may now kiss the bride.

They step on the glass and they say, Lehiam, and they're like, yeah. Oh, they're Jewish? Sure. I assume they could be. Sure, they could be anything. We assume they could be, yeah. Black, white, polka dots.

It could be anything. Your boobs are huge. No, but I just was always, I was always bummed out that I was part of, I mean look, the whole dark thing. You weren't part of it. Did that mean part of the thing where they're kicking him out of the van? You're like, guys, it's not kind. Wait, are you admitting to something publicly?

You are part of it? Why do you keep saying you're a part of it? You're partaking. You're partaking. You are, you are. I mean, I'm not, look, Kyle's not here to go on about the dark deep corners of porno Kyle knows better more than any of us. Yeah, he did work in it a little bit. But look, I'm clicking I'm clicking and you know, I'm seeing the ads for Load boost absolutely And we could circle back to that but I feel like our podcast is definitely porn adjacent

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Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. When's the last time you guys dusted off like a, an old vintage porno? Cause those are, those are awesome. Like seventies pornos. No, you can I just, okay. So just real quick, like dust it off or like typed in retro. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, I don't know. Once a year I type in retro dust it off no you wait and also neither and also go buy a VHS you'd have to be a VHS player yeah a VCR put in like an old tape from underneath like your dad's bed and like let it ride Blake you're famous you know that right why what does that have to do with anything?

Where are you going to these places where you need to dust off tapes? You know that they go, well, Blake Anderson is here. He's here buying? I'm going to text everyone I know, tweet about it. He's here again. TM Zizzle will be outside with me. He's here for the third time today.

I mean, do those places still exist? I haven't gone on a road trip in so long. They do because of relationships You know where people like sure Todd. How are you good? Did you guys get my videos in you know that we did oh sure? Yeah, we got it. I don't want to let down the local community. It's a community. Yeah, wow That's true. Yeah, can feel that. Janet died. Well it was for a while because we on when we would go to that hunting trip. Oh yeah here we go. RIP. There was no seltzer or so no internet out there for the longest time. It was very hard to get. It was super it was super spotty. And to make your own pornos I get it. And you couldn't watch the pornos.

That sucks. But in the last five or six years, suddenly lightning speed, now all those rural areas are now able to get their pornos. So the little porn barn down the way. Extinct. Oh my God! Yeah, extinct.

It's mad dusty. You'd have to dust everything off. Yeah. Type in retro. That's too bad. It is too bad. Yeah, it's It's mad dusty. You'd have to dust everything off. Yeah, type in retro. That's too bad. It is too bad. Yeah, it's a bummer. I mean, this is like those, someone just got like a Starlink to a village and the village got porno or they got phones or something.

And then within like two weeks, the entire village of the dudes in the village were all just walking around watching porno. Yeah. Like all day. Oh yeah. Isn't that just like kind of like a, a yup. Telling. Yeah. It's like a, uh huh. Yeah, man. That's the biggest, uh huh I've ever heard in my life.

Imagine you live in a village. Closing my eyes. I'm there now. You've never seen any other women But the women in your village and you're related to a lot of like I'm dressed as a construction worker different village Not the village people different on now. Come on. I'm a biker and assless leather chaps. Yeah different No, I was thinking and you've never seen anyone outside of this village. Right. Suddenly you can see every woman imaginable. Nucky grandma!

Every color and creed. All walks of life. Red, white, blue, purple. Okanot! Okanot! Yeah, yeah. I mean, showstopping. Yeah, absolutely.

And you can see, and they're working at a lemonade stand. And they're having. I mean, I'm sure it just shocks, would they're- Do you remember the first, I mean, I'm sure it just shocks, would shock them. You've got the floor, Adam, you've got the floor. You're getting emotional, and you're getting emotional. The first time I remember seeing a naked woman- Adam picked up the microphone.

He's holding his heart. Yeah. The first time I remember seeing a naked woman, I opened- Yeah, what was your mom doing? It wasn't my mom, it wasn't my mom. First time outside of, I'm sure I remember seeing a naked woman I open what was your mom doing it wasn't my mom It wasn't my mom first time outside of I'm sure I saw my mom but outside of my mom Oh, she had no last seen impact I was waiting for my mom to pay for something Okay, and I there was a porno rack right here. It was a shitty gas station and

I'm standing there. Yeah, and I grabbed a man. So your mom was there. station, and I'm standing there yeah, and I grabbed him so your mom was there Yeah, my mom was right there. I didn't know what I was grabbing I just grabbed a magazine and I opened it up in her present there was a woman and she was holding her tit Mm-hmm. She had like a big big tit and she had him like propped up on her arm Yeah, and they're flopped over shit like a like a falconer Yes, she was resting her tits on her arm like much like a falconer. Go space killer arm. Yeah, okay It's the way stopped me dead in my tracks like I had a hard time breathing. I was so excited Yes, like and I was young I probably was seven or eight

You're a monster. I was like a little kid and it just. The possibilities of the world have just shattered. Shipped. Completely annihilated your reality. Oh my God. Your boobs are huge. I could honestly cry thinking about it. That's wild. Yeah.

I think that answers almost everything. But yeah. About your entire career. Yeah, I mean if that makes you bestie, I go, well uh huh. Wow. That's another uh huh. It was beautiful. There's beautiful the won't the female body is absolutely falconer

absolutely incredible and I'm excited for these villagers to get to send it to get to see it for the first still gonna send it in a real way You know real way and do you think there's any way you just trying to recreate, have you been falconing? Well I tell you what, the women in this village probably aren't walking around with their tits like they're falconers or doing all the crazy stuff that they do in these magazines and now on the internet. I bet they're not doing that. I bet they're not doing that.

Yeah, there's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. You ever type in retro? It's really good. Don't you ever, but they say like a lot of this, like porno is like kind of, it's rotting the mind. They say.

Oh, they say that? They say. Hey, I'll say it. It's rotting the mind. Yeah. Come on, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't watch it too much.

You can't watch it too much. I agree. There's no such thing as watching it too much. You can't watch it too much. I agree. There's no such thing as watching it too much. Now they're gonna try to like do like weird moves in the bedroom. Great ass. Good point, Adam. You can't watch it too much.

You can't watch it too much. Next thing you know, you're at your village. Everybody's trying to do pile drivers. Just kidding. I mean, can you imagine? But that's fun. I'm a nice man. But like, do you think in these villages,

like they're bored, right? Well no. There's no TV. So I gotta imagine they've already done all this stuff. No, no, no. They might be able to teach us a thing or two. They have, they didn't even know that that stuff was available to them.

They did not even know. Have you ever looked up Village Pornhub? But what else are they doing? They're trying to survive, Anders. There's no boredom because they're actively trying. I think they've figured out farming. You think they're just tired at the end of the day. They don't have the strength to pile drive.

They're too tired, dude. This is the way. Dude, sometimes I'm a 40-year-old man. I have a bad back. I have spasms. At the end of the day sometimes I'm a 40-year-old man, I have a bad back, I have spasms. At the end of the day, I'm tired, you know? No, dude. I think in...

I'm tired. And these villagers who are... No, I think in any past civilization, it's noted that all people lived for was to fuck each other. Well, sure. I don't think they get spasms out there in the village. That's not all passive civilizations. That's ancient Rome and Greece.

I'm saying in places that don't have, like, because I'm going to the past because we're talking about people who don't have access to internet or television, they fuck the shit out of each other constantly. Right. They were doing freaky stuff. Well, I think in, yeah, in Greece they did. They literally would fuck the shit out of each other. Literally.

But just as like Kama Sutra, like these books, these are tales as old as time. Yeah, and honestly, maybe you're right. Kama Sutra, they didn't have the internet. Yeah. They had their imaginations, Adam. I imagine these sweet village people and they're not gaping each other's butt holes. Why? I don't know.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. What? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, you might be right. But by the way, I think about this all the time. I'm still gonna send it. I know you do. I know you do.

I know you do. All the time? I know you do. But no, no, no, but just like, you're like, they don't have to give them buttholes. All it takes is for one person in charge to be like, and the women here, we need to make sure you gape your buttholes.

It's just what we do here. Yep. Like, look, think about it. Every, every woman in Western New York. And that's an order. Doris, you think about this all the time. And that's an order. No, I think about things that are introduced into cultures that just become like the status quo.

Sure. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The norm. Oh yeah. Like eating eggs.

Like cell phones. Eating, sure. Eating, yeah, yeah. The norm. Oh, yeah. Like eating eggs. Like cell phones. Sure, eating eggs, but like shaving pubic hair. Like people just are, like... Who did that? Women shave their legs in their armpits. And they only do that because apparently, like during the war when we were all gone to sell razors,

razor companies were like, don't tell me you're hairy, be smooth, shave your legs, Gillette, or what the fuck ever. And then women were like embarrassed to be hairy. I would say solid move, Gillette. And that's just like a couple steps away from a gaping butthole demand. Well, what brand is going to ask people

to gape their butthole? What would be the deal? There's not a lot of gape. Bic will do it. Bic will do it. Bic? Why does big? Want watch a gate once you gate it's arbitrary. It could be anybody it could be It could be paper mate. It could be anybody guys. It could be paper mate It could be paper mate. It could be fucking it could be uniball. You know you're just looking for stuff around

It could be Uniball, you know, you're just looking for stuff around your desk Let's see. You're really just looking at you. Sharpie. It could be Sharpie you guys it could be anybody I don't know if it could be sure Well, maybe maybe because or like a lipstick company because you know like They might write things on the butt like gape me like, you know, it's a little slogan or something things on the butt like gape me like you know it's a little slogan or something yes I don't know I mean it makes more sense than just then just to say you fucking did a staple or whatever the hell he's talking about yeah but think about like is it the you bangies who used to put like the plates and the stuff in their lips or like the extend their necks. That was just some dude being like,

honey, will you like put all these things on your neck and make it longer and then put this plate in your ear and your lip? And then like some dude was like, actually it's kind of fly, I'm gonna start doing it. And then now you've got this entire culture where they've got plates in their lips, et cetera. And it's hot and it's popping.

And it just started with some person going, should we do this? Are we doing this? Yeah. Or like, it's cool that you knew the name of that village. I think that's dope. Yeah, that was really cool. But it's also...

I don't know if it's the name of the village, but like the culture, yeah. The culture people. You banged. Whatever that was. You knew a cool word that I didn't know, and I was impressed by it. Yeah.

Good job. Or like when people used to powder their wigs. Whatever that was. You knew a cool word that I didn't know and I was impressed by it. Yeah, good job. Or like when people used to powder their wigs. Like I watched that dumb Franklin show. We covered this. Yeah, but that was because they were like, yeah, they had diseases. They had like fucking scurvy and shit and they looked like shit. You guys said they stunk and they stunk so bad they wore good smelling wigs. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm also sort of like, just, they had water. Just clean yourself more often. But did they have soap? Here comes to life. Did they have soap? Maybe they didn't have soap. I'm assuming they had some kind of some. All I'm saying is that these things,

they get introduced to villages next thing You know it's status. You're fucking in a lemonade stand. Yeah, you're next thing. You know you're fucking the lemonade the end Your best friend has a dog you've never known about Fucking what yeah Sorry dude. That's absolutely wrong. Did it sleep in the bed with you? By the way, I've been over to your house.

Where is this dog? Like under the stairs. What? Okay. These stairs are like ones that are just floating, right? Yes, but the dog can't be really around people when visitors come over, so I usually put the dog in my room when visitors are around.

Your room? Okay. Yes. Okay. I think I mentioned on this podcast about how I grew up with people who had a monster house, big house. Nice. And well-to-do family.

Wow. But they kept the dog in the, hang on. Give me a hell yeah! They kept the dog in the basement and they just let it shit everywhere. Oh Oh That crazy that is crazy Like they wouldn't tend to the dog that's animal like you go down there to like get a case of beer for your parents out

of the refrigerator and you call it I stepped in shit I remember and I was like I Except if your dog pooped in there like yeah, he poops down there, don't go down there. You gotta look around and I was like. No, they didn't clean it at all, they just let the shit amass. They just closed the door, they just closed the door. Dude, some people is weird. Wow dude. That's weird.

And what's crazy, they know who they are. That's also animal abuse. They know who they are. That's animal, that's animal abuse, right? I don't know, it dries up in a week I guess. Dude, I read some wild shit online. Nice. Here we go.

Are you reading it right now? Yeah, about the celebrity couples and the weird shit that they do. Okay. What? And that they admit publicly. I'm like... Hold on. It's just crazy how weird...

Like Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. Are they together? They were together They talked about how they just would drink each other's blood and it brought them closer to each other Yeah, I mean it would wouldn't it better I don't know how it couldn't to be honest Yeah, how much closer can you get if I'm drinking someone else's blood Blake if we're drinking each other's blood. We're closer You know, I have a dog. Yeah,. You know I have a dog at that point. I'm like, you have a dog!

We might know you have a dog. If you're drinking my blood, you know I have a dog. And is there another example? Not that I'm trying to move on from this ripe insanity. That's pretty insane. And then Meghan Trainor and her husband, Daryl Sabara. Daryl? Yeah.

Daryl Sabaro? Sabara? I don't know. Mr. Sabaro, like the pizza? Like the pizza guy? I don't know. They talked about how they bought toilets. They have two toilets installed next to each other

so they can shit next to each other. Popo South! That's like a SNL sketch. And then she goes, he'll hang out with me when I poop. The cause of diarrhea. And I just can't take his poops. What does that mean? Diarrhea!

Man poops are different, are a different fucking level, but my poops don't smell. What website are you on? Dude, this is just Twitter, this is just like a feed of like crazy shit that celebrities have said before. I do like how Adam comes in here with stuff to talk about. Because I'm like, I'm winging it.

No, I know. I'm usually winging it too. I just was looking at this right before getting on. I'm like, this is fucking wild shit. They take poops next to each other? That's fucking bizarre. Yeah, dude. Why the hell? I'm also like, if you're rich enough to have two toilets installed in your bathroom, like

my bathroom, every space is used for a thing. There's not a ton of extra room for a full other toilet. You know what I mean? Yeah, but that's also, there's something kind of like romantic and sweet about that. Zero. Zero percent. Is that what you would start in your culture, in your village? That people have to poop next to their wife or husband?

Yeah, I mean it is that's not the worst thing I've ever heard like like to not want to be like separated from your loved one You love them so much. You don't you know, you don't want to let them out of your sight that that's codependency And that is dangerous dude you you yeah, is that bad? Yeah. That's not a good thing. I think that's the last thing I wanna do together. Like I'll do just about everything else together. And then last, pooping together. I'm like, I don't wanna shit on a toilet next to you.

Like if she has the flu and she's barfing, I'll hold the hair. I'm in there. Yeah, that's fine. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. I wouldn't mind being, I don't want to be there, but I want to be helpful. No, okay.

But if it's a just, hey, you gotta, yeah, those wings are hittin'. Let's head upstairs maybe? What if like this happens later in the relationship? You're already like madly in love. Later than now? It's been 40,000 years. Yeah. Right, well like it's like,

I no longer can shit unassisted. Will you please hold my hand while I shit? It's like very important to me. I can't unassisted shit assisted what you're talking about isn't real But what if it happened? What if like it could happen like I'm in continent What does that mean you can't hold your shit like I can't hold my shit in like I gotta wear diapers No, no you you you're you're stop You you can't shit unless somebody's not real. That's not a real thing how maybe it is But it isn't Blake you can't shit unless someone's holding your hand

Yeah, like I could see that and you have mental problems, and then I think you need to see a doctor. Yeah Yes, I'm saying this like something like no no no like snap. It's not real I haven't even seen this on like a Tales from the fucking Dark Side episode. Like, come on. You're not watching old episodes, man. Maybe. Hey, it's Nikki Glaser. I'm not here to roast you.

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Hot, hot, hot, hot. Her grandmother taught her how to masturbate. Her what? When she was nine years old. Taught her how? Taught her how to masturbate. Oh man. My grandmother taught me how about self pleasuring because grandmother taught me about self-pleasuring

because she wanted me to know that the pleasure was coming from me. Right. Well, see I have to get- Feminism is a complicated pond I don't wanna dip my toe into. Yeah. I refuse.

This is- No, I mean that could be, that doesn't necessarily mean this this was like a demonstration, but perhaps this was a conversation she had with her. Like, it's okay to have that conversation, right? Let me tell you something, Blake. Yeah. I'm just trying to imagine my grandfather being like, do you get erections Anders?

And me being like, uh, yeah, just started getting those. Why? What's up? Let me tell you something. Stroking them? Like, no, dude, what? No. Why not? That, I mean, why not?

That could be a healthy conversation for somebody to have with someone. Look, dude, everything can be in a healthy, everything can be a conversation that's healthy. Ain't no way this was. Can't be, what? But then you look how she turned out. Exactly, yes. Absolutely off her fucking rocker, a lunatic,

a crazy person. Okay. So then that all of her business needs to be out there in the streets. Right, right. So, yeah, I think, I thought might have had a negative. This one Lee Michelle and her Best friend Jonathan Groff. Look at this dude. I like this. Yeah spill indeed Sus weekly. I think he's a gay man. I'm pretty sure he's a gay man. Okay. What he said? He'd never seen a vagina before her husband. What he said he had never seen a

Vagina before her husband. No her best friend got best friend forever Jonathan Groff. Mm-hmm. He's an actor He's a gay guy, I believe She he had never seen a vagina so she took a desk lamp and Spread eagle and showed him the him all the lips and layers. Toasty! That's a great friend. So here's my whole thing. Lea Michele, who also don't know her really. Really or at all?

I mean, like, I don't know her personally or even like professionally really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna be on you. Why are you doing this? What are you doing? There is the internet. There is old gas stations where Adam had his life changed.

Why are you up on a table with a desk lamp? What are you getting out of this? And are you available for parties? Yeah, that's kind of, you're kind of a cool chick. It blew my fucking mind! I'm kind of just like, where does this start and end? I kind of think that's a cool chick, but that's also like, but how gay is he? Because was, you know, because I feel like, is it like a long ploy?

Like he's really working every angle. He's a Broadway actor. That's a long gone. Oh, so super gay. So super gay. I don't know about that. Yeah, like there's not one straight man that does Broadway. Yeah Well, I was I was a theater major though. Yep. No, he's pretty gay. That's right

You have a dog named pickles you've never admitted to so there's you have some deep secrets and the name Yes, some deep secrets, you know, it's funny Jonathan Groff He's not somebody who's what would be common classified long ago is like flaming, right? But I'm would be common classified long ago as like flaming, right? Whatever. But I remember watching him on- I don't hear that description anymore. Yeah, you don't hear it anymore. But I missed that.

But we all know what it used to mean and the weight that it carried. Absolutely. But when he was on- Goofy. That really good serial killer show and he was straight on that. I was like, but you're not.

What show was that? That was the David Fincher show like the body hunter mind hunter mind hunter. Yeah But he was straight on that and I was like no you're not like you just yeah I'm kind of you're like, you know, it's like when you watch workaholics episodes and you're like, oh Ders is like a straight guy No, he's not. Yeah You know episodes and you're like oh Ders is like a straight guy no he's not yeah like oh okay hold up you know um right uh and dude imagine this imagine so Olivia Wilde once said about her sex life with her ex-husband look at him go dude i mean it's a whole thread i just i read this just three minutes before before coming on uh she, imagine if you're, this is what,

Blake, you have an ex-wife. Imagine your ex-wife said this in the news about you. So she's talking to a reporter about this. Imagine she said this about you. He's good. I felt like my vagina died. It turned off, lights out. You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just perfect,

but you cannot lie to your vagina. She added later, sometimes your vagina dies. Then you know, it's time to go. I don't disagree. And look, as I say this, I understand what this podcast is for us, but you don't have to say everything. Yeah. I mean, what is going on where people put a mic in your face and you're like, uh, tell my secrets. Yeah. The honesty is not required.

The TMI. It's okay to, to have some, you can hide a dog. Well, and also like, I get that, she's no longer married to this man and maybe there is some animosity there and probably you don't like him or whatever reason, there's some hate there. Right? But to say that, your vagina died, that's rough. Yeah, that's, dude. That's dark. That's rough's that's just a bad look for her where you're like

You really got to go out of your way that bad for this no-name, dude Yeah, just chilling on a couch right now and now Adam the vines reading a shit. I feel for this guy I mean, I don't know this poor guy. I mean I'm looking at this guy. I mean Is he hot? I wouldn't say he's hot but he's a regular looking guy but he's wearing a fedora so he already my vagina would my vagina would die right there it died at the fedora brother you can't have so wait we're saying the vagina that he didn't kill the pussy? No, no, no, no, no. He didn't kill, he died. The vagina died just when it looked at his dick.

Of natural causes, fedora related. That's rough. Can you imagine? I can imagine that. Cool, cool, cool thing to put on wax. Yeah, you kind of lit him up, I like that. She also said about then partner Jason Sudeikis. He revived, he revived my vagina.

And they had like a weird falling out too. Who was this? Olivia Wilde. Wilde, I was thinking of mom the whole time. No, Olivia Wilde. So Olivia Wilde then said about then partner Jason Sudeikis that they're having sex like Kenyan marathon runners. So just, I guess that's for a long time, the stamina.

Okay. Is that good? Yeah. Penis. Can you finish? They are having sex for a very, very long time. That's actually kind of tight. I wouldn't mind.

But I'm hearing that women don't really like having sex very long anymore. That's the new thing. I'm hearing. I'm hearing. Yeah, I'm hearing from Galbao. When you say they say it, I'm hearing bro. Just open up. Just be cool. I'm hearing from gal pals. I'm hearing dude. They kind of want to kind of get it. They want to get it done with. They don't really want to. I think that's your girl going like wrap it up dude. What are you doing? Yeah. Oh man. I'm hearing from, I'm hearing from several of my gal pals

that they aren't looking for a long time, they're just looking for a good time, right? And these marathon guys, you gotta wrap it up. But sometimes you like to spend your time, the stamina, keep it a good pace. What's the max, like 15 minutes? Come on, come on. Yeah, what are you trying to do?

I mean, I guess it's just you got a... What's the minute mark? You're switching things up. You're like... Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I mean, I'm not there anymore. Also, at this point, days are long. Days are long. Days are long.

Yeah. I'm not there anymore. My back hurts too much. I usually just give up about five minutes in and be like I'm good I'm good. You're your turn my back my backs killing me. I say I say you go Jessica Simpson What is this is this a article or a website? Oh, yeah listicle. No, it's just you know how they have threads on different shit on on Twitter We're like a person just like breaks down like a topic. I haven't been on Twitter in forever. Oh, yeah

Yeah, I've been trying to toxic and pretty cool I've been trying to it's just gnarly so remember how you used to say about Jessica Simpson derrs bodies of wonderland know that you used to say like You don't find her sexy because it looks like she would fart in front of you. Ah, that sounds like something I would definitely say. Yeah. I love you guys. I remember you saying, like, you think Carrie Underwood would keep it together

and she's very sexy, but you don't get Jessica Simpson because it looks like she would fart in front of you and a little doo-doo would pop out. Ah, so you, I don't know about the doo-doo, but I do, I can see her farting and then like laughing about it and me being like, doo-doo, but you keep doing it. Yeah.

I've asked you to stop. Yes, you have gas. But that was on my leg. Don't. Well, she had a reality show. Didn't she like do a lot of farting on that reality show? I don't know if she did or not. Maybe.

I think that was it. It was just a lot of like eating with her bare hands. I don't know if she did or not. I think that was it. It was just a lot of like eating with her bare hands. I don't know. Go ahead. Yeah, I think it was. So she said at one point, I guess on Ellen, that she only brushes her teeth maybe three times a week. Mm. As someone who brushes only once a day, not okay.

Not okay. Yeah. Yeah, that is crazy. That is crazy. But because she doesn't want them to feel too slippery Which is wait, and she needs a little coating coat coating a little coating Yeah, I was a coating no a little coating you might be off the coating instead of brushing every day She uses a shirt or something to wipe her teeth. Oh, yeah She uses a shirt or something to wipe her teeth. Oh yeah.

I know what you mean. Dude, she is an absolute, so when I read this, I was like, oh, Dyrs was absolutely right. Not only is she farting in front of you all the time, she's brushed her teeth with her shirt. She's brushing her teeth with her shirt. Oh. Bro, if her teeth are that dirty,

booty hole has to be disregarded. Yeah. A complete disregard for the butt hole. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely. If you can't honor the sanctity of your own mouth, your booty hole is a fucking graveyard. Oh.

No attention to detail. Eww. Graveyard of past wipes, dude. It was damn. There's all kinds of shit back there, literally. That's crazy. It's too bad, too. It's too bad too. It's too bad.

I thought maybe it was like to protect her voice like in like toothpaste damages your vocal cords or something, but she just. Like you're such a good person that I think it's getting in the way of your success and. Tighten the butt hole. And I don't mean like professionally. I mean like.

We're done professionally man happiness Like I think you'd be a happier person if if you took away the benefit of the doubt from almost everyone Okay, why what's going on? Did what did Blake just say he'd like rationalized? He was like well, maybe if if it helps her saying that maybe maybe she wasn't brushing her teeth because like, yeah, like, because you know, like vocalists, they tend to like have like, be very careful with their vocal cords. Maybe the mint of the toothpaste is damaging or something,

but she just doesn't like her teeth feeling slippery. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, so this thread is, yeah, I mean, it's wild, dude. Uh, Madonna... I mean, the Madonna one, you're like, yeah, she's a fucking weirdo. Toasty! But, she's on record.

She was so cool, though. She goes, it's really good to drink urine after you've got out of a frozen bath. I don't understand. I wouldn't know any better. I don't... WAAAHAHAHA! I've never been in either a frozen bath or tried to peepee

That is a There is a movement of people who are drinking urine now, you know the guy on Instagram all the time They're claiming it has benefit. Yeah, if you're thirsty You know what? of dehydration But I don't even think like cuz when you're like out in the desert stranded, if you drink your urine, it doesn't, it doesn't not dehydrate you. I think after a while, I think once, cause your body keeps processing it, but like

you pee out water at first, but then after you keep drinking that and you don't have much to pee out and that's yellow as a motherfucker. I do remember one of the like survival things was like you pee in like a hole and then you put like um like if you have like a like what's the Ziploc paper the plastic wrap and then the water Yeah, the water rises out Oh yeah, the condensation Yeah, and then you drink that if you're ever stuck in a desert or something and you have no water I'll just drink Adam's pee

Okay, yeah, I drink it all king. I give you my pee Adam standing 69 right at me damn any tape backs any apologies any epic slams Oh Huh, I do I'll apologize for going hard at Blake The last couple episodes, but what it is for me is an absolute pleasure. Okay. No, it's just fun to learn about you. The fact that you have a dog is... I think even people listening will be like, what?

Never brought it up, never mentioned the fact that this animal lives with him. I feel like we've talked about everything that you could talk about with one another and the fact that you have this animal that lives in your home. And there wasn't one story about like it shit on something or you slipped on some shit or you took the dog out for a walk and something funny or crazy happened. Right. No, not really. Does nothing funny or crazy happen with that dog?

Not really. It's pretty much just like a pretty chill dog. That's why I never have brought it up. Well, you said it wasn't a chill dog. And the reason that I've never seen it, I've been over to your house a couple of times now. Get him. It's chill in the way that it's not a hilarious dog that has a bunch of hilarious stories. It doesn't pass the vibe check?

Yeah. Okay. But I apologize for not being more forthright. Forthright? I knew it, I'm like this buffalo is sitting either forthright or forthcoming. Yep, he was gonna come. You saw me, you saw me winding up. I knew I was like, it's fourth, it's fourth meal or something.

I was going to say forthcoming. Oh, I apologize for being forthcoming and forthright with you guys. But also, you know, you apologize about, you know, bullying me, riding me, but then you keep, you apologize about, you know, bullying me, writing me, but then you keep you keep doing it. So the apology doesn't have a lot of weight to it because you're you're not changing what you're apologizing about. All right. This was another episode. Oh, yeah, the bench! Na na na, na na na

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