This Is Important - Ep 237: Too Many Slits

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

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what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... If you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of like effort to like detach yourself from what's happening. And not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable, you know? I think it would be harder to think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the cob. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Here we go! I eat because I'm unhappy. What is? Wake up! Wake up! Hello!

Are you just hitting keys over there or do you eat because you're unhappy? Um... Actually, I wouldn't say. No, I wouldn't say that's the reason I... Do you think he doesn't eat because he's unhappy, Adam? Yeah, yes, that is right. Remember when we were in New Orleans and Blake kept going, we gotta eat again.

And it was like the one meal that we had together. Toasty! I will say, that was my favorite meal. So it just meant like every day, every day, he was like, oh, we gotta eat again for the one meal that we had. I eat because I'm unhappy. That was my favorite meal.

So that means some days you don't eat, which meal? Fourth meal. We ate a meal days you don't eat? Which meal? Fourth meal? We ate a meal together every day that we were together. The best one was when we went to get the po' boys. That was my favorite. When Trump won shorty. Yeah. That one was rad.

That was delicious. Yeah, that one was sick. What about the fried chicken? Did you end up, were you even eating when we got the fried chicken? Or were you just having a couple fries? Yes. I'm the one who spotted the place, and the place is called Willie's.

Hang on a second. Oh, by the way, Willie's isn't like a, oh, Willie's. Willie's is a fast food. OK. And I would say bad most of the time. Say it! No, no, no, no. You must have got a good bag.

He goes, I spotted it. It was next to the hotel. And it's No, no, no, no. You must have got a good back. He goes, I spotted it. It was next to the hotel. Yeah, and it's also on Bourbon. Eagle Eyes. It's on Bourbon Street, dude. It's not a spotting. Every driver we had said Willys is the place. And also there's a huge little Wayne head in there,

like just on the wall. It's fucking cool. Very cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. They play music hell loud. They have daiquiris. It's all you, it's the best. I will the the handful of times I've eaten at Willie's okay It's not good and and when I eat there, it's usually like 3 a.m. You're stumbling back to her hotel You're a Keynes man. I'm a Keynes man

And it's not that good. I think you if I remember correctly went early in the day Mm-hmm, and so they probably had a good batch come out. A fresh batch come out. Exactly. He was like, let me get your first batch. And let me tell you, it was delicioso. I enjoyed it. Thank you. I enjoyed them. I'm your friend. This is what I'm talking about. When I'm saying feel free, the little thing that I'm taking

and you guys ask me, what are you talking about again? It's the little blue bottle. This is it. This is saying feel free, the little thing that I'm taking and you guys ask me what are you talking about again? It's the little blue bottle. This is it. This is the feel free. I don't even remember asking you. Well we were. So feel free to skip explaining it.

What are we talking about? Do whatever you want man. It's the kratom shit that he takes and he's addicted. Is this another sponsor? No, this is not a sponsor. This is a. He's on his way. I wish it was a sponsor.

What are we doing? No, this is not a sponsor. This is uh, he's on his way. I wish it was a sponsor. What are we doing? No, this is uh, feel free. This is the I mean, it's like a fucking drug dude And when I posted that I'm that I'm taking it, uh-huh because there's no caffeine So this is my get-around for not drinking a lot of caffeine. What is it? It's like kratom. I'm still gonna send it Great. It's like kratom people... we kind of discussed it last time. Some people think it's like highly addictive. Some people that crawled, crawled into my DMs and uh... And they're like, oh dude, I fell off the wagon and it was all Kratom's fault. And then, and then...

It sort of led me to believe that maybe these are the type of people that easily would fall off the wagon, because I'm loving it, dude. I'm loving it. I just wanna party. But yeah, to be fair. And so just for my clarification, what is it? I don't remember talking about it. So they say essentially it's like a mix between

like an Adderall and Ecstasy. And when they say that, those people have not taken either of those drugs because it's not. But it does, it gives you like a little sense of euphoria and a little get up and go. Like you're ready. So is this like a gas station pickup? Yes, it's readily available at gas stations.

Yes, but you- Or is this like a whole foods pickup? You can't's readily available at gas stations. Yes, but you- Or is this like a Whole Foods pickup? You can't- you used to be able to send it to your house, and now you're not allowed to. Oh, wow. It's getting- it's getting a little bit more illegal- illegal. Thanks, Trump. Ooh, naughty, naughty.

Thanks, RFK. No more illegalese. That's why you like it. Yeah. You feel like you're on the edge again? I'm a little bit of a bad boy. I like that. I love your bad boy. Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack and talk feel free.

And so you drink this for a pick me up. This is your replacement for like an energy drinker? Yeah, an energy drink or a coffee and you take a little scissor of this and it's fucking good, dude. And why does this thing that's illegal to mail pass like the sniff test for what you're not allowed to have? Because it's too new. It's too new to be on the list. Yeah, it's too new. They told me they did not tell me anything about this.

And I actually brought it up to my doctor. And he was like, I've never heard of it. I don't know. I've never really I've never heard of that. And I'm like, green light. Green light. It's already gone. He looks up from the check, from his clipboard

and he's like, I don't know, I've never heard of it. The door just closes. You just hear the door close. Your hat is spinning in the air. Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. I love that. Say less. I love that shit.

Nurse, did you see Adam Devine? He ran out saying, say less. Feel free. And what's so funny is this this this thing is two servings I'm glad to hear you're not addicted That's amazing, I mean it probably is Just don't have that I mean I do probably is. It probably is. Drink responsibly. I think I just don't have that. I mean, I do have an addictive personality, but not that addictive.

Wake up! Not that addictive. Not that strained. Of a personality. I do love the idea of Adam driving with Chloe and then being like, honey, let me just run him the 7-Eleven real quick just to see if they have it. I'm not going to buy it. I just want to see if they have it.

That easy. What's funny is you can look to look up like store locators And it's they're always in the shittiest gas stations You've ever like not that I'm in bed not the name brand shit like the like the real Mmm down and dirty dog Adam is in bed late at night just on they're gone It's 2.2. It's a way I could go get it right now. They're open. I wouldn't want one at bedtime. It would keep me up, dude. This would keep me.

I'm just trying to stay up. Yeah, but Adam, we've established you have a hate-hate relationship with sleep. You don't want to sleep. You don't want to sleep. Sleep in your den. You want to go. Yeah, you do.

Daddy's go juice. Yeah, well, I'm a father now. Okay, nobody holds you down. Okay, I do responsible things like Kratom, okay? Is it real? Not those irresponsible things like Go juices. Yeah. Yeah, is that irresponsible now a little bit? Are you turning your back on? Well, I did have I will say I've had my first go juice in

Something like maybe a year maybe my first go to a year. I had it yesterday Because I did what I did the Jennifer Hudson show. It's like a daytime talk show. You have to have all kinds of energy. Yeah, you gotta be tapping it. And I drove up from Orange County. So I'm sluggish, ruggish bone. You know, I'm hanging. I forgot about that member of Bone Thugs. Yeah, sluggish? Sluggish? Go ahead. Yeah, the one that can't... And the lazy crazy, I'm sluggish. Sluggish, ruggish. Hello, I'm sluggish.

So is that the one where they make you walk down the... Oh, dude. It's been going viral where you have to like dance down the like chanting... What did they say? Yeah, dude, and I was dancing like such an asshole. I was dancing so hard, dude. Wait till you see me dancing. Did I drop into a...

No! This is how it starts! I know, I can't help myself. Did you fucking tear your stomach lining or something? What happened? I didn't. I am in more pain today than I was

the previous few days. So I think that might have something to do with it. Oh no. I think. And by the way, this is not a thing that you are like stretching to do. No, cause I'm never planning. You just go back and try it.

I just wasn't, I was like, I did one where I'm just sort of shimming down and then I got, and they're like, go back. They're like, that sucked. Wait, wait, they do two takes, go back. They're like, no, that sucked. Like that was- Wait, wait, they do two takes? Take two. Wait, pull the curtain.

Yeah, no, and they were like, and so I'm like, okay. So I kind of jogged back a little bit and then I'm like doing a little crazier dance move and then the hype of the crowd kind of got to me and they're like, you know, chanting my name and stuff. And then I'm like, I gotta give the people what they were Go Adam. Yeah, what were they? What song did they say? They're like it was like an Adam chance. It was they were chanting my name in a fun way Yeah, but they they're usually chanting it. It was like go Adam. Go Adam. Go go Adam. Go Adam

Go, so it was the Ninja Turtles 2 song. Oh, yeah Maybe it's go ninja go ninja go I think I think maybe I might have made that up, but Ninja Turtles 2 song. Oh yeah, that would get me to do it. It's Go Ninja Go Ninja Go? I think maybe I might have made that up, but it was a version of that. Okay. Little Rob Van Winkle. I love that. So you will see that, I don't know when it comes out,

but yeah, so I dropped in, did the split squat. Split squat? Split squat. And you've been drinking feel free ever since. What is it? What is just the jazz splits? I did a classic jazz split. Yeah.

My man is doing some jazz, some split squats. Split squats, jazz split. I like it. Well cool, that sounds fun. That sounds like a fun. Yeah, it's fun. And Jennifer Hudson, very fun audience. My parents were in the crowd.

Oh, hell yeah. So obviously my mom got some stage time, screen time. And then my mom was like, can I meet Jennifer? And goes on stage after we're done with our little segment. My mom, you know, we take a photo with Jennifer. And then me and my dad are being taken off the stage. My mom just, and the Gary Cannon, who's the warmup guy, is the comic.

And I know him, I've known him for years. And he's going like, give it up for Adam Devine and his mom, Penny. My mom does not get off the stage. She's just standing there basking in the glory of the general hudson crowd, dude. It feels good, I mean, it do I know hey, let's go like mother. I mean I would watch a daytime Penny divine daytime show would be incredible. I would rock that would be rock. That's kind of fun

You guys should Adam keep that one in the pocket Blake. Yeah, yeah, don't that shit's about you're right. You're right Blake What would your do you think you'd succumb to the the chance of go? Blake go Blake go I'm gonna come and what are you doing? I I have seen these videos that we're taught if for people who haven't seen them at before the Jennifer Hudson show before you Come out you like walk. You basically do like a soul train line where you pull out all your dance moves and just watching stars have to do this gives me great anxiety. Because I'm like, you're a star in my eyes and in all of America's eyes.

Because I don't think I have the dance moves to break out for that. I'm like, you do the walk like the Egyptian hands and then where do you go after that? Well, play. To T-roll? Thank you. You still a few of my moves.

You do the tornado, you do the hands up, the spin around. Not the butterfly. But that's you. He can't do that. You, Adam, let's keep it real. If you saw Blake do that on a Jennifer Hudson. Jay Hud. Yeah. Viral Jay Hud, viral tunnel walk on his first take. I'd have, yeah, you're right. You'd have some words. Yeah. You'd be like, hey, can I, can I talk to you? You'd save it for the pot. But if I, but if I saw it, I know that if the dance moves are a little whack, they make you do it again.

And this, this is a second or third go around and my boy Blake dug in the crate, found, found a vintage Adam Devine tornado twist. Not that vintage. This is the way. I feel like I saw it very recently. Yeah, but dude, I've been dusting this one off. This one's been back since middle school days, dude. I feel like I would allow Blake to take that move.

You would bless me? Yeah. That's so cool. I like having a friend who allows us to do things. That actually, knowing that you have to retake it if you don't come with enough pizzazz is kind of crazy. I don't like it at all. I got to put on like a fake dance.

I got to like take on your energy. I'll bring my energy. Don't worry about my energy. I see you walking head down and then they're like, okay, you gotta play along a little bit. They're like, okay, you're not allowed on Jennifer Hudson. No, no, no. I do little Obama fist bumps.

Well, Terce knows. You've done the daytime talk show. It's a different energy than a nighttime talk show. Daytime talk shows, you gotta, I mean, these women are at home, they're vacuuming. They're taking care of a couple kids. They're screaming Mm-hmm, you know, they need they need a little pick me up and they want a little jolt They want a little jolt of the home. They do

Yeah, and I get it cuz I know it's it's ladies who clap like this a lot Okay, okay small small right in front of the chair They're really excited to see these people small right in front of the chest. They're really excited to see these people. Yeah, small, right in front of their chest, three inches apart, clapping. But I just am like, and so if I'm not Mr. Dance Guy, I'm a bad person now? Yeah, no, I don't know if you're a bad person. I just think they want the energy

to come out of the tunnel walk. And I gave it, I mean, like I said, the feel free hadn't kicked in. I literally was slurping it down when they're like, okay, they need you. And I go, where's the feel free? We're not addicted. It's not addicted. I'm not addicted.

Give me the feel free. Give it to me. I can't go out and give me the feel free. I don't feel free. You're like freaking Jesse from Saved by the Bell. And I slurped down the feel free. And by the way, I had a go juice So I was I was I was double I was double stacking

It wasn't firing yet. I chugged the go juice and then they're calling me and I'm like, I don't I don't feel I don't feel it I don't feel it another one. It's not working then I hit the feel free and then I made my way out and Tell you what that first go around, I didn't feel it, by that second one, whew, baby, baby, oh baby, baby. Yeah, that's when you start doing the splits. Yes, that is when I tear my groin.

Bruh, somebody help me! Yes, it does, it hurts to take deep breaths today, but I don't need to take deep breaths. Just take little baby ones. So shattered pelvis. Well cool, I look forward to that. I'm looking forward to that. Is that to promote?

And you're doing this because you're pushing final season Righteous Jim Stone. The Righteous Jim Stone's final season. Season 4. Yes. Goongnay! Season 4. I'm very gay. Um, very gay, dude. I know, which do it?

My wife watched the trailer and she's like, wow, you're so gay. You're so gay. And I'm like, yeah, my character is fully out now. And she's like, well, did you have to go that gay? And I'm like, well, I don't know. My cousin, when he came out, he went from zero to gay hero, like overnight.

Wow, dude! That feels good. Yeah, it feels good to be out of the closet. You shed the strength. You shed your hetero shell. Yes, it's gone. That's cool. We did this in Game Over Man with Blake's character.

Yes, yes. By the end of the film. There was a freedom. There was a freedom to it. Yeah. Like a feel-freeness. There might have been a few think pieces about it, but yes, there is a freedom. Yeah.

I know, they're like, why does he have to be gay? I'm like, he doesn't have to be. He doesn't even have to be anything. Nobody has to be straight. What are we doing here? No one has to be anything. Who gives a fuck? Do you love him?

Yeah, I'm so sick of think pieces. Like, just some fucking guy that works at some dumbass blog magazine, I guess. Or it used to be a magazine, now it's only online because magazines don't exist. And it's just him having to think about shit. Having to have a think piece. I'm a dumbass. He's gotta get the clicks. He's gotta get the clicks.

He's gotta drum up the bass. So many people are thinking, it's crazy get the clicks. He's gotta get the clicks. He's gotta drum up the bass. So many people are thinking it's crazy. Too much. By the way, Adam, I do like the idea that you went so gay on the show, so that like whenever Chloe's like, hey, you're so gay, you can be like, why don't you straighten me out?

Why don't you make me not gay? Straighten me out. Thank you, thank you. Why don't you straighten me out? Blake, I've been dropping some bombs here earlier. Sluggish, rugged bones, straighten me out. Yes, I've been dropping some bombs here earlier. Sluggish, rugged bones, straighten me out. Yes, points, yes, points. I get no points.

There, three, three, three. I mean, that straighten me out is gold. I'm sorry. I was just laughing at the thought of you telling your wife to straighten you out. That's why you took the role. Well, baby. It's not why I took it, It's why he's amped it.

Amped it up. Well, dude, Danny's so damn funny. He goes, my character was a closeted gay man from the very first episode. And I asked him the first episode. He's like, I don't know. I don't know if you are or not. And then throughout the seasons, I've become progressively more out there, you know, gay. And you pull that curtain back.

And Danny swears to God, he's like, you know, I didn't know that you were going to be gay. It was how you played it and your relationship with Tony Cavallaro. There you go. And then it brought it out in the writers room. We just wrote to to what you guys were doing. And I'm like, what, dude? Yeah, he just saw you guys working out, like, on off days. And he's like, yeah, I think I know

where to take this character. Yeah. Well, dude, you gotta have a workout buddy. You gotta have a workout buddy. I don't know. Right. And it was cool how Adam would take his hand and lead him to the next rack or whatever.

Yeah, you don't have to hold hands in the gym. Come over here. We're going to do some preacher curls. Spot me? Preacher curls. Boys. Spot me again? You're just getting a smoothie.

Spot me, though? Yes, points! Why are there two straws in the smoothie? It's just easier, dude. Relax. Pull back. ["The Last Post"] This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island, stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled.

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Yeah, you know. Always fun. Hell yeah, baby. It's nice not to have to go to New York to get to do it close, close to home, you know? LA, baby. We love it. LA, baby. Love it. Blake, you like LA?

I do. I'm a fan. I think LA's a wonderful place to live. We've got some great weather, great people, lots of creatives in one place. Nothing shoots here, but that's okay. Well, you know, it does. Yeah. Did you guys tune in? Adam, have you watched my Jeopardy episode yet? Come on, bro.

I hate this. Come on, bro. I'm so sorry, dude. Gotcha, bitch. Come on. My family's here. What the? They, we all would have loved to watch it together.

We're going to watch it together tonight. I promise you this. I have to write a note. Come on. It exists, it's out there. I have to write a note for myself. And I can see it on Hulu. You can see it on Hulu now. Hulu.

Dude. Set a little phone reminder. It's fun for the whole family. I watched it. Thank you, Anders. Thank you. As a Scandinavian, you broke my goddamn heart. Oh my goodness.

Adam. There's only two guys. I know. It's Eric the Red. It's Leif Erikson. I know. I know. And you say those two names, and I don't know.

I really kind of like, I know Eric the Red. He's a Viking, right? Yeah. He's like the one Viking. There's two Vikings in the realm of history that you need to know, and those are the two. Who's the other one? Leif Erikson.

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff the Brown. Jeff the Brown and Eric the Red. Hold on, bro, hold on, bro. Yes, puns! I don't think so. Come on. But Leif Erikson, I thought he was a pop star from like the 70s. I did too!

No, that's Leaf Garrett. Ahhhhh. So these men are named Leaf? Yeah. By the way, Leaf? Strong name. I had it on my list of names that my dad wrote down. Leaf was on there.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Very shagadelic. Did your dad name all three of your children? Is that what happened? Your dad made a list and you plucked the names from that list?

My children? Yeah. No, no, no. The list for my name. Oh, for your name. You could have been Leaf. You would make a really good Leaf. The list is wild, dude. Ragnar is on there Ragnar is hard there Ragnar is too hard

Do you think I would even be close to comedy if my name was rag? Well, dude, you couldn't be oh with a name like that. You couldn't be close to comedy. Yeah, it's not funny That is not I don't even like to joke about the idea that I wouldn't joke about There's a rag. Nar. There's a baby Ragnar in my child's aqua-tots swimming class. Okay. Say less. Aqua-tots, baby. And this man who swims with him,

his father is 6'6", 260, 280 maybe? Like big man. I'm seeing it now. I can see it now. Big man with a giant, like really is leaning Yeah, okay, two sixty two eighty maybe like big man With the giant like Johnny is leaning into his vikiness they all do are you in character grew an enormous beard? Like it's just he's standing out of the water, but it's it it hit it It swept the top of the the water so it's just always dripping. Right. Oh, his beard is always dripping. What's his name? I didn't catch it. Brian.

Cause you only say your baby's name. What is he? Just a big ass water polo? Uh, I don't know. I know he's not, there's no water polo happening here. This guy's built like a brick. No, no, but I meant he maybe. That guy doesn't float.

Okay. And you're doing, you're doing the thing We're like babies get dropped in water like in their clothes and you like Fucking disaster my you're like in the water with them and you like teach them to roll over And you like are holding them and you like swoop them under the water and they come up with yeah Like hold them under for like three seconds. But they're not in their clothes. They're not in their clothes. That's good.

They're butt naked. I thought the graduation ceremony was like, you drop them in the water in their clothes. That's a certain school. This is just like teaching them to be comfortable with water at an early age. I like that. And then basically teaching them how to swim

as early as you possibly can. It's important. This is important. I love it, dude. My homie, Torpia, did that, and his kid is the best swimmer I know and I know. Oh, yeah. That shit's important.

He had him going from under one, like you're doing. Yeah, I think we started at nine or 10 months, and Boyd just turned one. Not my damn kids. No? Fucking soccer, goddamn soccer. Boyd turned one. Yes. Blake was there. Blake was happy. Theirs was out of town, or else he would have been there. This is true. No, come on soccer goddamn soccer boy turned one. Yes, like yeah

There's was out of town or else he would have been there. This is true. Happy birthday, though Big boy Kyle. I know he was in town. I got no response did not get a response Didn't didn't hit me back Me back. Yeah water trash Sent him an invite wooden couldn't have in my it was a very fun party I was I was road tripping it. Oh, yeah, you were oh, did you stop by Anderson's pea soup by any chance? Can we get a drove by okay? Okay, and then you realize that pea soup sounds Like a shitty thing to eat on a road trip. What it's dude. That's it. I'm sending you

I'm sending you some freaking pea soup. You're gonna lose your mind. It's really good, dude. With big ass cubes of ham in there. Dude, on a road trip though? Yeah, man, you gotta get that soup in there. I, you know, I don't dislike soup. I like soup.

I like soup. I don't believe you for some reason. But on a road trip, I like soup. It doesn't seem like a thing you would quickly grab a cup of soup and hit the road. Right. I do like the idea of trying to drink soup as you drive with your knee. Oh, I thought that's what you're doing. You're grabbing it. No, no, no, no. This is not a quick stop. This is an all-you-can-eat pea soup. You're gonna want to put some time in.

You're gonna want to put some time in. You keep going back. I feel like one cup is all I can eat. No, you're gonna want a couple bowls, my guy. I wish I stopped there. I did have one on the way up. I split it into like two days, like all night and then all the next day.

And I had one like late night past 10, 30 p.m. stop where I had to charge up and get food and I went to a McDonald's for the first time in I don't know how many years. Wow. It's been a while for me either. I can't remember the last time I ate McDonald's. And listen, this isn't because I'm above fast food.

No, no, no, no. I'm just not going to McDonald's. Chloe eats McDonald's once a week, or at least. I got a spicy chicken sandwich. Delicious. Fucking good. Hell yeah. The fries, what do you think?

Were the fries good? They're great. They're fantastic. These fries were garbage. Do do. Really? Because I thought McDonald's thing was their fries, or like people loved their fries.

They were. I did too. I was like, give me that sweet, sweet smell. And didn't hit, didn't hit. But then we found out that they were like putting beef fat in their fries, and I think they have since changed it and the fries have dipped a little bit. Cause they're not stirring around.

Then they're sorry. And they weren't that salty? They used to be so salty. I thought beef fat is, I thought, well who doesn't like beef fat? Vegetarians. Thank you. Vegetarians. I forget, dude. I forget about them. Right. I thought beef fat is what I thought what well who doesn't like beef fat vegetarian vegetarian I forget dude. I forget about them. Yeah, you do really do I forget about them all the time don't go hey vegetarians Don't go to McDonald's

That's why I didn't realize Sebastian Maniscalco is on the podcast. Thanks. Thanks for joining us a bastard a Maniscalco is on the podcast. Thanks for joining us, Sebastian. Hey, Sebastian, I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan, dude. Wow. Blake's a huge fan. Hey, look, I'm just saying if you're vegan, don't go to me. No, we heard that joke.

We heard that one. Wait, Sebastian, you can't just repeat the same thing. Oh, hey, you'd be surprised. Uh, actually, I'm not basing it on anything. Now I'm just trying to say things with an accent that doesn't sound like him. What else? They got a double cheeseburger. They got a triple cheeseburger.

If you want a quadruple cheeseburger, don't go to McDonald's. Your boobs are huge. You're winning me over, dude. Go to McDonald's. That's the best. That's the whole... Hey, I understand why he's one of the biggest comics in the world after that. I get it. Oh, boy.

You want Pepsi products? Don't go to McDonald's. Don't go to McDonald's. Right. Really good, Durst. Really good. Guys, we're back! Wow.

Blake's child almost ruined my life by stealing the keys to my boat and throwing them overboard. Well, we should never leave. You don't have a little floatie on your kitchen? He does on one, but he doesn't on the other. No, I don't. I do have one and the other broke off.

Those are like the coolest thing. Yeah. It broke off. It broke off. Okay. No, I don't. I do have one and the other broke off. Those are like the coolest thing. Yeah. No, it broke off. It broke off. Okay, hey, look. If you don't go with the... If you don't have a floaty on your key chain, don't go in the water.

You need to replace that. You can't have a key just sitting there with no floaty on it. You're asking for trouble. Yeah. Look at Blake defending his child. I love it. I have to.

I have to. I know, I know, but normally I don't have three year olds on my boat. Unattended? Unattended. Like you allowed your child to do on my boat. No, come on, me and Isaac were there, we were just shotgunning beers.

Yeah, just not watching the children. No. I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I don't know how it happened. She just approached me with two keys in her hand and I'm like, you gotta put those back. That's wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wild that she was able to get them, cause it's kind of high up, and to get them off, it was, I'm pretty impressed.

She knows what she's doing. Dude. So I'm like, put them back, and then she put one back and then I heard her go like, ting ting ting ting. And then of course it fell in the most like random little slit in the boat. We thought we had to like lift the seats, but it was a whole ordeal. We got it. We got it.

They got it. Dude, out of all the random slits on the boat, this was the most random? Dude, you'd never know. Boats have so many slits. It's crazy. Have you noticed how many slits are on your boat too many? Yeah, it's I never counted the amount of slits on my boat. Okay. Well you should but I do know that there are many What are you even doing crazy? How many slits are on the boat?

I don't I'm not count the amount of slits on your boat. Don't go to McDonald's. Honestly, honestly, dude, I'm gonna I might have to fax him a joke. You got it. Just send him a joke. Hey, try this. Do you still have his number? Can we FaceTime him? Yeah, I think I do. Yeah, fax him. I like to fax people jokes. Fax. Fack me. Honey? Dude, my wife saved the birthday cake? And I'm like, what? Dude. The birthday cake?

Why is everybody turning into Sebastian? And I'm like, who saves the birthday cake? This is a McDonald's. I'm pissed now. Now you gotta save the birthday cake. It's easy to slip into. I get it. I understand why.

We're having fun. How easily you slipped into it. Easy to slip into, tough to master, but easy to slip into. Easy to master. SONG CAKE! She saved it, dude. Yeah, what's up with that? Just because in the end of the night...

Oh, you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I want a sweet little something, and then there's just a fucking delicious grade A birthday cake, right there, and you're like, I want a sweet little something. And then there's just a fucking delicious grade A birthday cake right there. And you're like, you know, this is, I'm sort of paying homage to my son. I'm loving my son by eating his birthday cake. What are you doing?

You got a fucking campaign. I love you. Get out of here. I love you. Nucky grandma. Your shirt off in the kitchen at 2 a.m. I do love you. I love you. Nucky grandma. Your shirt off in the kitchen at 2 a.m. I do love you. So much.

Dude, I gained 11 pounds while in New Orleans over the one week, six days I was there. I can't stop eating. I was like, the weight's just gonna fall off because it's just, you know, beer weight. I've lost like three pounds. I've lost like three pounds. It's fallen off.

That's not fallen. That's not falling. That's not falling. I still have nine pounds. Something might have fallen out when you did the splits the other day. What? Eight pounds? I eat because I'm unhappy. When you gain 11 pounds, are these different pants?

These are, I was pretty skinny going into it. And the pants, it was great. A little extra wiggle room where you put them on and feel kind of good about yourself I do not I do not feel good about myself now within these pants okay these pants are hanging on by a thread I'm looking at I'm starting to like dig out some other pants to be like okay like if I have a big meal I'm gonna have to segue into these pants and that's not a good feeling Right segue into the pants. Yeah

Blake do you wear a belt? I wear a belt I do I'm Blake doesn't have like a proper ass and thighs to hold it up. Well, you know we're getting into it again That's proper. That's your body shaming me. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about that I'll body shame all day long, dude Stop, bro, but you don't wear a belt Adam. There's there's no belt happening in your world No, I do not need a belt it my and what's up with that? What's up with no belt my ass and thighs hold my pants up They're not coming down, you know, you could use the belt as a area to stun like, you know

You're a watchman, a watch guy. What if you had really, really nice belts? No, if you were a belt guy? A belt guy, man. I'm telling you. The belt... The belt matches the watch. First of all, I don't want to be a belt guy.

Why? That's not a thing that... You said you didn't want to ever own a Rolex. Come on. And here we are. That's true. Come on. You here we are. That's true. Come on. You're right.

You're right. I never say never. I don't see myself being a belt guy. Well, the thing is, if you're a belt guy, you know what you're doing. Razor Ramon was a belt guy. You know what you're doing. You're showing off your stems. Your stems.

That's what you're doing. You're showing off your legs. That's what you're doing. Oh, so you try to distract from your lower half. Adam, everything everything is above the belt. You have a belt you're showing off your legs Yes, that's that's taking a shine to the lower the lower me. I'm trying to hide the lower half Okay, I didn't realize that a belt it does It's breaking you off into two into two segments. I'm gonna break you off breaking you off into two segments. I'm gonna break you off. It's breaking you off into two segments.

I don't want anyone to realize that... I thought it was highlighting your dick, because it's right there. It isn't. No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong. You're way off. Right. It's like a matte...

You can't see your dick at all. It's breaking you off into two sections. I want one flowing section, so no one can tell that my lower half is the exact same length as my torso and I'm very Very awkwardly shaped. It's science. Okay. You're isn't that okay good no torso in your no I think you want to be the exact same length No, you would want your legs to be a little longer. Longer. My torso's too long.

Okay, wow, look at my guys just taking. Maybe you're weirdly, I didn't realize that. And you don't wear belts. So you can easily, you can like touch your elbows to the ground then? What? Cause your torso's so long, your legs are tiny. What in the Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do, brother?

I'm saying, dude, I'm saying that my torso What in the Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do brother? I'm saying I'm saying that my torso And my legs are the exact same length. Oh my god So I can easily bend over and touch the ground it really has nothing to do with how flexible I am It's the fact that my torso is the same length as my legs Okay, and Ders is leaving and Ders says his torso is longer than legs which I do not believe He's bending over right now And you can touch your elbows to the ground no no no no I thought you could because you said your torso torso

Feel free Can anybody touch their elbows? Anyone touch their elbows in the ground? I could, I could. When I was in... Elbows? That's incredible. When I was in 8th grade. The L part of your bow.

That's crazy. And now I can just palm it. That's legit. I feel like people can't even touch the floor with their fingertips. And that's what I'm saying. I'm awkwardly shaped. I have, it's just, it's too, it's too, like grabbing my... But I don't think that's what makes your shape awkward, just so you know.

Oh my God, and Adam is, yeah, you just grabbed your toes like it was nothing. He just put his own cock in his mouth. Adam just sucked his own dick real quick real quick dude if you're on you? Oh, you have no idea how many times I've tried yeah, I think I do is it more than you made us write it into workaholics so uh I Don't know if it's more than ten, but it's it's more than I think I can I think I could I would say three to five times I can do it that was hard for you though. That was very hard. I think I tore a ligament. Right, it's like two times before puberty

and then three or four times after. What'd you say, Ders? Sorry. I was just saying like trying to suck your own dick is like two times before puberty and then like three or four after. Where you're like, I got a little lengthier. You gotta check in.

Yeah, you gotta try. The longer your cock gets, the more you're gonna give it a shot every day And every 10 year of birthdays. I like to try one more time I feel like if I if I had and I mean maybe not now because my body's has broken uh-huh But I bet if I had an extra inch I had an extra inch I could say I could suck I could suck my own cock 69!

One more inch I do believe at least kind kind of nibbled. Yeah if I had one more inch that's what I'd be doing too. I'd be nibbling my tip. I wish I had one more inch. Oh'm like, it's yeah, you very shaggy. You don't have to jizz in your own mouth, obviously But but you know you would You would Slurp down a couple feel freeze you're feeling free fucking nibble your tip man. Oh cuz like What is it even comfortable to do? Do you know what I'm saying? You work towards it. And not everything sexually

pleasurable is comfortable, you know? Blake's spoken like he's got a fucking experience. You work towards it. Okay. Not everything that feels good is comfortable, you know what I mean? Sometimes it's strenuous activity can feel...

Standing 69. Yeah. Exactly. Everybody's coming. Alright. These are the hard-hitting cues that we answer here on This Is Important. This is important. That shit's important.

We should get my dad in here to do another... There's soundbite. We need some more drops. Um... I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here and I'm like, am I realizing too much? About us? No, no, no.

Questioning the entire thing to T of the pod. Come on, man. You guys, I think I'm off the pod. Um, no, I'm just like, if you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of like, effort to like, detach yourself from what's happening.

You need another four inches. No, not exactly. Adam's sitting back like, I think I figured that. Not exactly. Wait, sorry, can we... No, I understand what you're saying because you're like, breathing through your nose. When you're cranking down, when you're jerking off, you're... Stamping.

You can easily think about what's happening. Take yourself somewhere else. Or like watch porno or whatever. You can go in the spank bank and you can be like, okay, this memory or whatever. I think it would be harder to think when you're slobbing on your knob, like corn on the cob. That's what I'm saying. Sluggish bone. Sluggish, ruggish bone. And Adam, as I said it, and now I'm like, yeah, but then like

you find like a move and you go, well, that kind of works. Yeah, man. I'm sure. And then you go, yeah, like, like a BJ move. I go self BJ move something that I'm getting that can work. Now that you, now that we're getting into the nitty gritty about this and, oh Blake, can you twist your tongue? All right. See, and that to me makes me not want to do it.

That makes me not want to do it. So if you walked in on me like bent over doing. Training. What are you doing? It kind of looks like, yeah, it's kind of like when a dog kind of sucked its own dick. All right. Take back.

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A message from NHTSA and the Ad Council. So anyways, here's my son's first birthday. Oh, okay. I do have a... So with the cake thing, where you were saying, save the cake, you're saying like it was just like as leftovers You're not like freezing it like you know like people have anniversary weddings And they know although Adams like first birthday you can freeze cake freeze cake others So this isn't like I know you're saying dude you got to chuck it- No, no, no. We absolutely should have thrown it away right away.

I've had cake for three nights in a row. Chuck it. Like, cake. Yeah, you gotta get rid of that. But it's good. The fuck am I doing? And it's fucking- I was trying to find the woman's name who made us this cake, cause it was so good. I'm like, I'm like, this is too real.

Perfect. Lovanos was filming in the neighborhood the other day and stopped by with donuts and coffee from Crafty. Oh, thanks. Just to hang, and I was like, don't mind if I do. Crushed a donut, maybe two, and then he left two or three, and they've just been here. And I go over the knife you know I cut a piece. That's a trick with donuts dude is you take you're like I'm

not gonna eat had the whole thing then you cut off like a little you know a fourth you're like oh it's just a little bite and then fourth meal then in the little later in the day you're like well I'm gonna have a cup of coffee so I might as well have a little and then you and then later in the day you're like well I'm gonna have a cup of coffee so I might as well have a little and then you and then later in the evening you're like it's just half a donut it's not a bunch and then then you ate a donut then you just had a donut the biggest truth-teller is when you you're like not gonna finish it not gonna eat that last one then you go in there later that night and it's gone and you're like who fucking ate that? Yeah. Did I do that? Obviously it's mine.

Who ate my last bite? Or how about this, have you thrown away donuts or cookies or whatever? I did, I had to. And then gone back in the trash and gone? Yeah! That trash donut? Yeah!

Because I have. What? Are you racooning? No. I have dude. Wow. You know what sent me over the edge when I was obese, when I was battling obesity on tour and after tour?

Is when I had my last hip surgery and Adam Ray as recovery for my hip surgery gave me two dozen donuts. That's a psychotic amount of donuts. That's it. That's crazy psychotic amount of donuts. That's it. That's crazy. For one person? He's a sweetheart. He's a good man. Dr. Phil prescribed me some two dozen donuts. And so I eat because I'm unhappy. Then I'm like, I have all these donuts. I'm like, dude.

And then Chloe's like, well, do you want me to throw them away? And I'm like, yes, throw them away. No. And then she throws them away. And I'm like, well, not. We should save some of them. She's like, OK, save the ones you like. And I'm like, well, let's just save all of them for now.

And she's like, okay. And then, so now I have two dozen donuts. I ate all of them, dude. And then finally when it got back to like the last like three or four, and they're stale at this point because two dozen is an insane amount. Yeah, not even good. Right, yeah.

Cause they're the bready kind and not the doughy kind. No, they're the all kinds, they're the all kinds. You name it, it's a bagel. But it took me a couple weeks to get through two dozen. Yeah, that's a lot. Did you throw the garbage out? So then we put it through them away. There was stuff on top of them that I took off. Like it was gross. It was fucking disgusting.

And I still ate the doughnut. Have we done this? top three doughnuts by the way I'd like to call out simply sweet cakes here in orange County They made they made my son's birthday cake. Okay, simply sweets cake. Look at look at that Jesus That's elite level. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. What's the what's the I was on it? Is it cake? I should know this. What is it? Fond-it? Or what is that? The frosting shit that you sculpt with? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

It's a cake to me. It's the frosting that you like sculpt with. I will say I thought that the basketball was cake. Not cake. The outside shell was a frosting. And then it was styrofoam. So I bit into styrofoam and... Is it cake?

Wasn't delicious. Is it cake? But the rest of it was. It's science. Blake, give me your top three donuts, blazer. Look at this child eating. Look at him. He's living his best fucking life, dude.

I love that he had the Jack Nicholson sunglasses. Oh, yeah. My top three donuts. I love a he had the Jack Nicholson sunglasses. Oh, yeah. Oh my top three donuts I love a maple bar, of course I like anything like a like a blueberry fritter specificity helps blueberry fritter Interesting and then um, you know the they're called crawlers They're like the the ones that are like eggy in the middle. It's my number one. Very good stuff. Very yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy.

What are the, I like a bear claw. Mmm delicious. I like a classic glazed because they're very easy to warm back up and then they are, they can be old. They can be, I should have saved those for the end. Right. Because then you can warm them back up and they're immediately, they're back to the start again.

Adam spritzes them with a little water I suppose it down a little bit. You're saying just like a what you think I'm joking it that does help Okay, okay. I know But I hope I hope you don't do it not old-fashioned you're saying like classic like just the circle glaze Yeah, circle glaze. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Gotcha. What is that that not cake and then and then I like I mean this is very specific But there was like a that's okay go off Graham cracker cake donut. Okay Okay, it was fucking delicious from wherever Adam Ray don't got me These donuts from a voodoo. I can Was a voodoo dough. They do. I mean maybe do they ship to Orange County, California

Do do don't know yeah, the voodoo's are starting to pop up. They're starting to pop you like it was very it was it was very Specifically Portland I think but now it it was yeah. Yeah now it's all over the place I remember I remember being drunk standing in line at a donut shop at like 3am or 2am or whatever time. And then just being kind of mad at us. I'm like, what are we doing? We fucking partied all night and now we're standing in line in the cold to get donuts? Like this is inappropriate. This is the way.

You're above that. Obesity. This is obesity. Ders would you like to get your top three off or what? inappropriate this is the way this is you're above you're above that obesity this is a piece of mine like to get your top three off or what not telling okay number one number one number one's gotta be the crawler okay gotta be the crawler crawler boys I like that I never feel bad about it yeah they're very light they're very light and airy there Now there's a U in there. Cruller or crawler? I would not know how to spell it.

Cruller? Cruller. Cruller. Like the movie Crull. I'm gonna look up a cruller right now. Adam, it's a glazed donut, but it's a little more like egg-y. Yeah, it's so delicious.

I love it. That's my number one. Oh yeah, those are good. Those are good. You're not wrong. They look like monster truck tires. As the list goes on, these are the ones that bring me more shame.

Okay. The next one has to be just jelly. You lose. Oh dude, oh, what did I do? What did I do? Jelly, dude. What did I do? No, I don't fuck with that.

I don't fuck with jelly. Oh, you don't did I do? No, I don't fuck with that. I don't fuck with jelly. Oh, you don't fuck with the jelly? And I don't like powdered jelly. I like glazed jelly. Oh, you're saying powdered donut with jelly inside? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like your glazed jelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm a glazed jelly guy. A glazed jelly. Glazed jelly. Raspberry, strawberry, whatever. Number three, it's gotta be an eclair. Like the Long John stuff with the cream The fact that you know the names of all the It's a and I'm a big French guy I guess cuz I'm up here with the crawlers the eclairs

Okay. Yeah They're great. It doesn't miss you. Yeah, it doesn't really do anything for me. I don't like a Boston cream I like the Long John shaped... Yeah, the bar. The bar. With another inch. With another inch. This is the way. Absolutely. Well, hey.

I think I like Adam's top three a little better, but you have a lot of shit in the middle of yours, which is kind of weird. I don't even remember yours. Fuck off. It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter. I remember. Well, is that doughnut your favorite dessert?

Because if we're just going desserts, desserts first. My favorite breakfast. I would have to go either pie or cookies. Okay. Great ass! And what pie are we talking about here? pie or cookies. Okay. Okay. And what pie are we talking about here? Yeah. We're talking about hair pie.

What do we talk? I would have to put that first. Yes. No, I would go, uh, I'm not donut pie. A Dutch apple. A Dutch apple pie. Uh huh. I'd like to see your Dutch apple pie.

And then you put a little ice cream on it. I also like cherry cheesecake pie. What the hell? Cherry cheesecake. Is it a cheesecake or is it a pie? Isn't that just cheesecake? Yeah, I feel like you're cheating. Yeah, with cherry.

I know, but that's not a pie. but that's not a pie. We're off the rails. Cheesecake's not a pie. Maybe. Why isn't it? I guess you're right. I always consider it a pie. Why isn't it? It has a crust. Blake stop. They would call it cheese pie. That sounds gross. Cheese pie sounds gross.

Cheese pie doesn't sound as good as cheesecake. Cheese pie does not sound good dude. Cheese pie sounds gnarly good as cheesecake. Cheese pie does not sound good, dude. Cheese pie does not sound good. Cheese pie sounds gnarly. You guys have been conditioned. You have, bitch. Free your mind. Feel free. Cheese pie.

Okay, hey, I look up is cherry cheese, and then it filled in, is cherry cheesecake a pie? I'm pissed now. And the answer is no? And I trust- What does Grock say? Yeah, no. No. AI says no.

AI says no. No. No, yeah. It's cheesecake. Yeah. Okay. Oh boy. You know what's good is cheesecake ice cream.

Oh, no, no. And then Reddit says it is a pie. Oh, Reddit. Reddit doesn't know. Well, this is AI that answered the fucking question, dude. I don't trust AI. I trust AI over Reddit the fucking question dude. I don't trust AI. I trust AI over Reddit. No dude, no dude because I use AI all the time to cheat on Wordle and I you know you guys play Wordle?

No. We know what it is. Wow dude. Oh dude I've been playing Wordle. It's it's very fun, but sometimes I like to cheat and so. What's the point of the game? That sounds like fun. That's a game you play against yourself. You're cheating yourself at that point.

No, no, no, no, no. I go against my sister and my mother-in-law. And they've been on a real hot streak lately. So I'm going, I can't let these bitches win. I can't, dude. Interesting. Interesting. I cannot.

I cannot. So is cheesecake pop? So then I use AI to figure it out. AI is so dumb, dude. It's so dumb. It just can't figure this shit out. And then I have to use my brain, and then I figure it out. Oh yeah, the bitch. I don't like Wordle, because the first one is just a random guess.

Yeah. You have your go-to word that you start with, that you think is a good word, using a lot of... What's yours? What's your go-to word that you start with that you think is a good word using a lot of what's yours What's your go-to water nice, dude? That's that's kind of my go-to but you love water. I got love water I kind of don't think AI is right because is cheesecake considered a cake or a pie It is based. It is a baked filling inside a crust. So it is a pie a pie. It is a custard pie. Mmm. There we go. You still in character? I think... By the way, cherry

cheesecake is interesting as opposed to... what are we saying? Strawberries? Who cares? I'm a cherry boy. I'm a... dude, you know what, Blake? I fucking care, dude. Yeah. We're talking about desserts. I know. Blake, I said Dutch apple, I said cherry cheesecake. I've got a feeling Blake's a key lime pie guy. I love key lime pie. If it's, usually it's very good at like a... You're kind of a key lime pie as a human. Really? Why?

Cause you imagine me living on a boat in the Keys, in the Florida Keys? No, cause I would take a spoon and I would eat you up. Oh God. Goodbye. Oh God. Well. Oh god. Well you're a little zesty dude. You're a little-

You got a little graham cracker crust to you. Okay, you're a little zesty. Okay, I love a good key lime pie. They're usually very good at steak houses. Oh man, give it to me. They're like, and sir what steak would you like? But you don't give it to you because you're not at steak houses

because you don't eat food. No, I don't... No steak. I do. I don't love steak houses. I'm not a super steak guy. I lean more towards the pork chop. Sure. I usually have those at a steak house.

That's what I usually order. There's a pork chop or like a little chicken or something. Or a wedge salad. I love learning about you guys. We're still learning. I mean, I've known you so long love learning about you guys. We're still learning. I mean, I've known you so long and I'm still learning. We're still learning because we never listen. We never listen to each other.

We spent 10 years kind of being like, yeah, but no, I have this thing from my childhood. No, no, no, dude, listen to my favorite donut. And it's like, what was mine? I don't remember. I have no idea. I have no idea. And hey, by the way, mine will change tomorrow

because I kind of just make shit up. I kind of make shit up. I love no idea. I have no idea. And hey, by the way, mine will change tomorrow because I kind of just make shit up. I kind of make shit up. I love you guys. I don't remember half the stuff we talked about. Yeah, no, me neither. People will come up and bring up very specific stuff about the show and I won't know. I won't know what the hell they're talking about. They'll bring up an episode and I kind of will be like, I sort of remember that. I don't really remember this story that well. You're like, I have a one-year-old. I don't give a fuck! I'm a dad? You're like, I have that? Okay, and we're on the roof drinking beers? What the hell? Okay. Doesn't sound funny to me. I don't like that. That sounds dangerous. Yeah. Seems like a time for story.

And then people come up about the podcast. So talk about the podcast and talk about it. And I'm like, this is even worse. We're just verbal diarene up here. We've done 200 plus episodes. I don't know what the fuck we've talked about. I remember a lot. And then when people kind of give a shit,

me, give me shit for retelling a story, I'm like, dude, we've been doing this for it'll be five years now. That is crazy. Yeah, I think in a few months. It'll be five years That shit's important, which is insane. Yeah, we're all visibly older. It's really been fun My hairline is getting crazy. Is it looks good. You guys look better than ever. No By the way, I got a haircut the other day and my kid I picked him up from school my three-year-old and he goes Mine is getting crazy. Is it? It looks good. You guys look better than ever. No, no, no. By the way, I got a haircut the other day and my kid, I picked him up from school, my three year old, and he goes,

daddy, what shape is your hair? Oh no. I was like, that's just a cool like three year old brain. I like that. You know, he's got 58 words to use and he's like, what shape is your brain? And I'm like, I'm pissed now. Hair.

Sorry, what shape is your hair? Hair, hair. And I'm like, what shape is now. What shape is my hair? Hair. And I'm like, what shape is my brain in? I love that dude. That's funny. I can't wait for Bo to start throwing out some real funny words. He's still working with a da-da-da-da, you know? That's his number one stunner now.

That's good. At least it's dad. He does a roof when he sees a dog. Oh Like barks he goes Which is pretty tight Um, you guys gotta go you have you been to a zoo yet? Yeah, I took him to the Santa Ana Zoo, which is a zoo down here in Orange County. Don't go. Okay It's a garbage zoo shouldn't even call itself a zoo they should call it

Hey come see these empty cages with no animals in it right? It's fucking depressing it. I come from Omaha, Nebraska Yeah, Henry Doily Zoo is one of the top premier zoos in the country who even compete one or two San Diego us in San Diego we have one and two you're in great company Yeah, we're also just one guy in Nevada whose ranch has shit. Yeah, I'm sure. Tiger King. See, that's the shit I would like to go see is like the weird... The bootleg? The back alley zoos where you might get attacked by something.

Yeah, that could get depressing. I'd like to read my son to those. I'm still going to send it. That's the kind of place you go where the guy's like, and in here I got my biggest tiger. Oh He's a runner somewhere in there The cage door is just open Getting cars. Let's uh, yeah god that was one of the best amazing Jonathan bits where he's like reaches it gets his basket He's like the Cobra is one of the deadliest snakes, and then he trips, and he like,

and he just moved on to the next joke. Amazing Jonathan, shout out, the goat, dude. Love that guy. Yeah, you guys loved Amazing, I never really watched a lot of Amazing. Look, if you haven't seen his special on Comedy Central, go watch it, he is so funny. I got a force of note right now.

So he was your number one of that of that generation there was amazing Jonathan there was obviously Gallagher Gallagher to yeah There was Penn and Teller which is different a little different speed but carrot top. Yeah of those Magic yeah, they're magic. I guess tell her kicked ass But yeah, amazing Jonathan was like he did like cocaine jokes and stuff. He like went for it. He was much more edgy Oh shit. Yeah, and when you were eight years old you're like No, my dad's like my dad's like that's funny, right? That's funny right you say so I see him live I'm like, oh, okay, it's we could right? If you say so. Let's go see him live. I'm like, oh, okay. We could go to Vegas.

All right. Sure. We could go to Vegas. But you have to stay in the room. Stay in the room. I'm six-ten. I do like the idea of a dad dropping their kid off, like going to Vegas. We're going to go see Amazing Jonathan, dropping a kid off at the show.

I'm like, I'll be back in two hours. I'll be back, bro. Okay? Hitting the tables. And if I'm not back, Wait longer. To the room. You got it big boy. You're a big boy now.

You're a big boy. I just wanna party. We did see amazing Jonathan live, me and my father, it was great. You're a big boy. That's sick. I gotta find that. Where at?

Where at? In Vegas. Just you and your dad in Vegas? Yes. Hey, sometimes truth is stranger than truth. Yeah, man. And did he at any point say, kick it in the room? I'm going to.

No, man. I have a great father. Well, of course you have a great father. But I feel, pardon me, Michael. I mean, maybe when I went to bed. Maybe when I went to bed. There's no doubt that you guys were like, all right, we're both going to bed, right?

And then when you woke up, you saw him like slip under the covers again and go, Oh man, how'd you sleep? How'd you sleep? I have to go drink 13 cups of coffee right now. Here, take two boxes of donuts. Have at it. Yeah. Go sit here with two boxes of donuts.

Have at it. Where's your wallet? Where's your wallet real quick? Hey, mommy gave you some money, right? Where's your chain wallet? Hey, wallet real quick? Hey mommy gave you some money, right? Where's your chain wallet? Hey that chain wall that's connected and you feel How funny is that that I woke you up with your chain wallet, um, I bet you're already dressed on dad Mm-hmm. Uh-huh ready to go. You wore that last night.

Dad, what time is it? Dad, what time is it? It's 5 a.m. Where are we going? Amazing. Donuts. We actually have to leave right now. We're going home. We're going home.

We're going home. He's packing super. We're going home. We have to leave right now, actually. Dad, why are you holding your bloody hand? Don't worry about it. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. Why is your finger pointed that direction? Don't worry about it.

That's jelly. That's jelly from the donut. Where are your shoes? It's a jelly donut. Daddy ate one before you woke up. Where are your shoes, Daddy? This is Uncle Tony. This is Uncle Tony.

He's going to escort us to the bank real quick. Ow, ow, ow. This is Uncle Tony. Yes, he's holding my neck. He's a chiropractor. Yeah. He's is Uncle Tony. Yes, he's holding my neck. Is this Uncle Tony? He's a chiropractor. Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. He's a good guy.

A good friend of mine. Thank you, God. Why does he have a walkie talkie? I don't know. Maybe he's playing hide and seek. He's gonna go camping, I don't know. We gotta go, though. We gotta go.

Ugh. Okay. Okay. Any take backs, any apologies? Any epic slam? Well, I would like to epic slam Adam for not watching Celebrity Jeopardy yet. That's not a very good friendship move. Yeah, dude. You crushed. That is on me. I deserve that. I deserve, dude. Because I would love to go in depth about it, but maybe next time after you watch it.

We haven't been watching a lot of TV. It's been a lot of Bo time. The grandparents are here. I get it. I get it. It's just been, you know watched it. We haven't been watching a lot of TV. It's been a lot of bow time. The grandparents are here. I get it, I get it. It's just been, you know. Yes. I wanna applaud Blake. Okay. For swinging for the fences.

Okay, thank you. As you did. Thank you. A very high T move. Thank you. For friendship. If you had gotten Leif Erikson, game changer. I know.

Oh. Also the fact that nobody got Ghostbusters for the last question breaks my fucking heart. We'll get back, Game-changer. I know. Oh also the also the fact that nobody got Ghostbusters. Well We'll get back we'll get into detail of it after Adam watches it because I do have I do have some intel I would love to get okay, and I'm sorry. I would have you've got a little homework I would love to have been part of this conversation. Yeah, I don't know what any of that stuff even means Although I put it together you swing for the fence You'll find means you win all in at the end, which I'm proud of you Thank you didn't we talk about how he for sure isn't gonna do that and maybe we put maybe us high-t guys kind of

Put that bug in his ear. You gotta watch it. It it's like it's almost as if you boys scripted the episode You gotta watch it. It is peaks and valleys. You gotta watch it. I'm excited. Good, I hope everybody tunes in to Hulu. All right. We will definitely cover that on the next episode. I don't think I have any take backs or.

Is. Oh. What? This is important. That shit's important. We can go viral with this one. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? How goes lower?

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