This Is Important - Ep 244: Bring Back Breastaurants!

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, 20 Middle-Aged Men. You can't go to lunch without titties, what? Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Love my guys. Yes. We're filming this a few weeks late, you know, but I just did Kimmel last night. I got a lot of Kimmel nerd right here.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Did you get swagged out? That shit's important. What'd you get? Oh, that's sick dude. Oh, a little Kimmel hat. Sick Kimmel hat.

I got some t-shirts. That's the perfect paparazzi hat to just be like, guys, no photos. I'm just walking. But you got that on. This is how, when you're on TMZ, you let them know that you're an actor. Yeah. But so so that you're like, oh, stay away. But the reason that they came up to you in the first place is they're wearing it. Jimmy Kimmel, how do you have to have been on this?

He has sunglasses on inside at night. What's going on? He must be. Must be trying to get me to talk to him. Yeah. The worst is when they come up to you and then you're like, oh god, TMZ is coming up to me again. Oh god, I'm so famous. That's the worst.

That and Boiling Alive. No, and then they don't... Come up to you? No, and then they just don't even turn the camera on. They just talk to you. Mm-hmm. That's happened to me before. The guy, one of the...

Really? Yeah, one of the main dudes who I see all the time, he just didn't have anything to say to me. He came up to me and he's like, so how's that cold plunge? Not filming. Just asking how my cold plunge was. And I'm like, it's good. It's good.

You want to turn that camera on so at least we feel like we're doing a thing? And he's like, nah, nah. The reason they gave it to me was so I would talk about it on camera. So maybe fire that bad boy up. Maybe you want to make me feel like I'm doing my job at a high enough level that TMZ would care. And he's like, nah, they don't care. They don't care. I'm like, oh. Point blank.

You know what my favorite one is? When celebrities get their phone out and they're like, you like it when I film you? And they're all like, couldn't care less. That's fine. Don't care care yeah actually I do think they don't get kind of mad a little bit about what yeah who I don't know they don't like being on camera but what are you gonna do it there you're not selling it to anyone I do remember like early on when we were doing um like red carpets take trying to take photos of the people taking photos of us and they got upset they did get upset

I don't know why maybe they didn't like yeah, I do remember that too. I remember yeah Little it was a little weird. Yeah, and it were you like it's a two-way street. Yeah, I'm like fuck you No, I just thought they were beautiful as well. Maybe it was even Kyle that did that that sounds like a Kyle move No, I think it was me I think I was the one doing it because I was like filming us on the red carpet and being like, look at all of the people taking photos. And then they stopped taking photos and they're like, we don't get our photos taken. We take the photos of you.

And it was like literally the first red carpet we had ever been on. And I was just excited. They don't like it. I was just excited. When they're there dressed in like their pajamas, I guess I see where they're coming from. Yeah. I like when they get a little gussied up.

Yeah. Gussy up. Which isn't that often. It's kind of a kush gig. Just roll out of bed. Yeah, I would like, it's a nice, maybe that's my retirement. Blake's gonna be a jugalow and I'm going to.

Be a pap. I'm gonna be a paparazzi. Paparazzi. Or a red carpet. I mean, let's make sure, let's be clear about this. It's different. There's paparazzi and then there's photographers who are at red carpets.

Yeah, I'm gonna be a red carpet guy because paparazzi, you have to be out there all the time. Just stand on spree corners. You gotta be up early. I mean, you should have seen, if you're watching this on YouTube, Adam's face, he's just exasperated even thinking about it.

Goon day! You gotta be at the LAX all the time. You're always at LAX. You gotta be at the thing with the place. Somebody help me! You're outside of Hollywood hotspots, standing outside. You gotta be at the farmer's market.

At LAX, they game you. They game you so hard now. They roll up like fans, and then you're like, okay I guess I'll talk to this person and then it just goes whoosh and you're like, I thought we were just like talking I thought we were friends until they don't until they go you're just talking and they're like I'm with TMZ and you're like Where's your camera? You're like, we don't care. We don't care about you. Yeah, that's bad I was just wondering if you knew what time it was. I was wondering if you'd like your your cold plunge or not I'm like I do

I like my renewed cold plunge, please film this Well, well, I know this was weeks ago, but how was the Jay Kimmel experience dude? Did you have fun? It was awesome I love he's my favorite I think out of all the the talk shows. Mm-hmm. Really? Well now that now that uh It's really close to my house. So that that that knocks him up a point or two out of all the talk shows. Really? Well, now that Conan... It's really close to my house, so that knocks him up a point or two. Nice. It's just a proximity to my home. That's convenience.

That's convenience. I'm pissed now! Because the Tonight Show is also super fun, just the history of it. Fallon is a fun, cool guy, but you gotta fly all the way there. Yeah. A little bit of a hassle. Cool. This is so close, it's easy, and also it's super fun.

And, you know, they got that bar backstage. It's a good time. Kimmel's the man. That's dope. He's just like, I mean, girls jumping on trampolines. Give me a hell yeah! Do you think he's bummed about The Man Show? Show? Does he still, he still claims it, right? I think he's fine that he did it then.

I think he's like, I wouldn't do it now. But I'm fine that I didn't defend. Cause the Man Show was pretty fricking sick for a young man. Like we're in the same boat. We're in the same boat, dude. When we're in our 50s, I might not like that I showed my butt hole in Game Over Man.

My actual asshole. I know for a damn fact, you're always going to be super hyped you did that. It's all you're going to be talking about at the retirement home. Yeah, stop. Dude, I know you. When they're changing your fucking diaper, you might recognize that asshole, huh? You don't know me, but I bet you know me down here. They're like, stop, stop, sir. Maybe, maybe. He thinks he was in a movie where he showed his asshole.

We think he's losing his marbles. My marbles. Which is a clinical term. The Man Show was so frickin' of its time. That was a really, I wanna go back and watch some episodes. Was it a sketch show? Yeah, it was like a man on the street show. Andy Milanakis, not gonna give him flowers.

Super funny. Yeah, he played like a kid. Was it him? Wow, dude. Yep. Okay. Yeah, I miss the time when we as men could just, as a society say that we like tits.

Dude. We like them. Okay. And we're willing to just say that and be okay with it. You know what? I like that you're saying this. Stand on two feet and say, I as a man, if you don't like tits and that doesn't make you less of a man, you do you. But I would say the majority of straight men like big old tities jumping on

trampolines and that's just a thing that we like. It's just a fact of life. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. And the fact that we can't say that now without being shunned by society. You can. You are saying it. Well, I know I'm saying it, dude, because I'm a down-ass fucking dude. You are. You're a true bro. I would say most bros are a little frightened.

Sorry, I'm getting a call. Jimmy Kimmel. I would say most bros are a little frightened. And what is... Sorry, I'm getting a call. Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, you don't want Adam saying that while wearing a hat with your name on it. Yeah, no, I'll tell him. Very cool. No, no, dude. I'm talking about his old show.

He is correct. And the one thing that has really proven this fact is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt, dude. Can you believe it? I am not happy about that. Do we swoop in? Do we swoop in with a new restaurant for all those down-ass dudes? Stop liking it.

For all those guys who need to see titties at lunch? You can't go to lunch without titties, what? Dude, they did everything in their power. Yeah. Welcome to Cougars. Just like super tight wrapped, Saram wrapped coochie shorts. Oh, Welcome to Cougars. Just like super tight wrapped, Saram wrapped coochie shorts. Oh, you said Cougars.

I thought you said Cougars. And I'm like, that's not a bad idea either. No, no, no. Just like hot single older women. There's one real Cougar in every restaurant. Oh, damn. Every hour they let it loose. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr There's Twin Peaks. There's also a place called the Tilted Kilt, I think. That's like in Vegas that's kind of similar.

And what? You look at the website of Twin Peaks and you're like, okay, I could get into this. Holy shit. Let's look at the menu. This seems a-okay. This seems up my alley. You know what? And this is not a joke. I will say right now, Hooters, Daytona wings are so freaking fire dude. They're off the chain.

That's when they mix the barbecue with the buffalo and it's so damn good. Twin Peaks looks like it's a little higher echelon than... Well, of course the website does but does that mean really think based on the the sober ICP guys from last year's or less last week's web episode you're a monster websites alone yes they look like their quality mm-hmm well I think yeah this is it's a new it's it's not as many locations as Hooters had so I think they're I think the quality might be a little higher. See all locations. I mean, dude, see, look at all these locations.

Look at how many locations there are in Florida. Is there one in Concord? My God. Well, Florida gets it. A lot happening there. Algonquin. I like we all just got really quiet and I was just staring at this website. Yeah, I mean, but like where there's one on Squirrel Road in Auburn Hills.

Yeah, so that's what I'm saying is. Beaver, dude there's one in Beaver Creek. You know it goes off. Oh yes points. Are you kidding me? They know what they're doing. Yes points! Camelback?

I miss that time when you could just stand there and say, Hey, I like pitties. I'm not afraid to admit it. There's one in Concord. Of course there is. No, there's not. Yeah. No, that's got to be New Hampshire. That can't be that can't be Concord, California.

I mean, there's no way. It's a bagel. It says Concord on Concord Mills Boulevard. That doesn't, I don't think that's my Concord. Not my Concord. That's not my Concord Mills Boulevard. That doesn't I don't think that's my Concord. Not my Concord. That's not my Concord. Why you don't you wouldn't want this? You wouldn't want this?

I would completely want it. I would just be very aware of it. Are you kidding me? It looks like it's outside Charlotte. It's outside Charlotte. OK, yeah, that's not my Concord. You kidding me? That would change the frickin' full town.

Corpus Christi, Daytona Beach. Oh, it works there. Deer Valley. Yeah, so there's a handful of these types of restaurants. There's a handful. Are they doing well? You know what I mean? Yes, points!

They gotta be doing well. I think it's state by state. I think just maybe California is going kind of weak. That's gotta be Hollywood, Florida, right? It's gotta be it's all Florida Florida gets it as as you know Florida gets a bad rap for being a little loony tunes, but they they do take some swings that are Commendable well, I will say that they're not afraid to just have fun. Just let it fly down there and if that isn't Consider if that's considered a little kooky and a little out there, sure.

Yeah, fine. Then I guess I'm a little kooky. Then I guess I'm a little kooky, a little out there. Adam's a Florida man. Adam is a Florida man at heart. You guys, I'm still on the website. We know, and it's making for very bad podcasting because you're just staring Your mouth is a at least at least read out loud what you're I'm doing dude

I'm trying to like spin the conversation a little bit get it back to to where we're having an actual conversation There's just like Chris. There's one in Indian Hills. There's one on Beaver Creek To this one Beaver Creek very funny. There's one in Concord not the conquer. We know there's one in Beaver Creek. Dude, there's one, Beaver Creek, very funny. There's one in Concord, not the Concord we know. There's one in Hollywood, not the Hollywood, no. Now there's one in Madison, Tennessee. Not Madison, Wisconsin. What the fuck is this? What's happening?

What are we doing here? Nothing, that's just where they've decided to put their locations. I know, but they're misleading. I'm assuming they're going in like smaller markets. They're not smaller. Trying to they're going in like smaller markets. They're not smaller. Trying to edge out where Hooters was. There's nothing small about Twin Peaks.

But yeah, I would say a family trip to Twin Peaks. Maybe we'll get a new sponsor out of this deal. Did you see the catchphrase right under the logo? Twinning. Twin Peaks eats, drinks, and scenic views, baby. Now is this in Terrell, Terrell, Texas? If this isn't Terrell, Texas, I'm gonna go crazy. What are you talking about?

Hometown of Jamie Foxx, Terrell, Texas. Please come back to us. Is that where they got it? Bow to your sensei! Please come back to us. Okay, it is, it is Terrell, Texas. Terrell, Texas. Come back!

Knuckin' grandma! Please come back to us, Exit out of that. Maybe, maybe let's not put any more websites in the... No, dude. No, Terz. Terz, Terz, come back to us, buddy. Can you... Wait, and you know what?

The wings, the wings look okay. The wings look good. The wings look really good. So Adam, back to your titties conversation. Okay, now we're back on track. I was listening to an old Howard Stern interview and the woman comes in and he goes, oh wow, your breasts are much better than I thought they'd be.

And she's like, oh, thank you. And he's like, yeah, it's a compliment. Like what? That's a little wild, right? Very psychedelic. Yeah, I would say we're beyond that. But the fact that now if there's, if you're, if you're...

I really like this. If you are at a Hooters or something. Sure. I guess that's not even... Can we say Twin Peaks? Can we say Twin Peaks? Is that what it's called? At a Twin Peaks. Tilted Kill. Tilted Kill.

And there's just bodacious racks walking around. I think you could just all say this place is awesome. There's bodacious racksacks walk around all over but if it's not in an environment like that and a girl just comes in and she's just where you know Your boobs are huge. Hey, but if she she hasn't flopped out How she's dressed for this argument before if they're flopped out not to her you don't say to her I think you can I think in Polite society you can then, your guys be like, holy moly. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Holy moly. And I'm going to end it right there. Holy moly. Holy moly.

So here's my question. If you work in a workplace, if you work in a workplace where there is a woman who wears revealing outfits, where her cans are out and it's, it's a distraction for everybody. Right. Yes. Do you go to HR? No, no, no. And hang on, do you go to HR? No, no, no. And fist bump them and go.

Whoa, why don't you cry about this? Hey, I just wanted to bring this to your attention. Cheryl's. Cheryl? What are we doing here? Sorry, bro, sorry. Sorry. She's not the only Cheryl, dude. Come on we doing here? Sorry, bro. Sorry.

Sorry. She's not the only Cheryl, dude. Come on. And I am sorry. I am sorry. That was a weird poll. Name one more Cheryl. I should have said Hillary.

My bad, dude. Thank you. Great callback from when was that? Was that last week? Geez. I think it was last week. Yeah. Sorry.

Didn't mean to derail it there, man. I didn't mean to. No, it didn't mean to derail it there, man. No, I didn't. I took a walk for a joke that arguably didn't even need to be said. DUNKAY! But isn't that life? Yeah, no, I would say in fact, if you have, let's say you have such a bodacious rack. Okay, wait, I do. Hold on, let me envision. Durs does. And a woman does.

And it's so distracting that you can't get, you know, it's hindering the workplace. Yessir! I feel that that is a welcome reprieve from the grind, the monotony of everyday life, that that woman should get a raise. I love it! She's getting a raise out of me. She's getting a raise. I love it. She's getting a raise out of me. She's getting a raise from everyone. But I would say she should get a raise.

This podcast was brought to you by 1999. Yes, points. Yeah dude, that's what I'm saying. Bring it back, man. This is cool, man. That's interesting. Now that being said, if a guy is so handsome, if Brad Pitt works at your office and all the women are lusting, because women are just as bad at love. Do you love him?

Like how they talk. Finally. Thank you, Adam. Go ahead. You've got the floor. Thank you, Adam. Go off, King. When you get a group of women just ogling and ogling these men.

I feel super offended when that starts to happen to me. I'm not offended. I'm like, yes, starts to happen to me. I'm not offended. I'm like, yes, oogle, ogle. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Oogle.

Perfect. Oogle me. Doesn't bother me. I mean, you've been on the- Oogle me. Google me. Whatever you want, baby. Dude, you've been on the meet and greet,

the gauntlet of the meet and greet. Where you're gonna sit together. How many times has your ass been grabbed? Yeah. I think it's grabbed here and there. By women. to the gauntlet of the meet and greet where hands are holding hands. How many times has your ass been grabbed? Yeah, I think it's grabbed here and there. By women? Yeah, Kung Fu grabbed. Hundreds, hundreds of times. You need another four inches.

It's constantly being grabbed. Yeah, sometimes people, well, I think that that is crossing the line, but yeah, no, I mean, yeah, we let it fly. Do you? Do you? We let it fly. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

I don't think you should ever unwilfully touch somebody, but... Yeah, no, probably not. It's a meet and greet. And in fact, I don't love that either, but... To be fair, they did pay $100. Yeah, so... Yeah, so, yeah. You may touch. You could take it...

Fucking take it easy, Blake. Let him... Yeah. Let him roam. You should get a little cop a little feel. You could take a little chunk. Roam if you want to. Take a chunk out of it. You can roam. Yeah, you should get a little cop a little feel. You could take a little chunk out of it. Roam if you want to.

Take a chunk out of it. You can grip me. Go ahead and get a grip. Yeah, so I was walking down that road and I will take most of that conversation back at the end of this podcast. Which is fun. But it's good to say it out loud

so that someone can clip it and post it. No, you know what, Adam, but you're right. But you're right. It's good to just, you know, I'm just, I just, the man show, I feel like it would not, there's not a world where that'll ever come back. And it just, it really brought me a lot of joy when I was in high school, I think is what it was on.

And- I don't think there'll be something like that with like commercials, like, but someone can for sure just start like a YouTube channel that's basically the same thing and people will be into it. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Maybe that's our spin off podcast. Now we're talking. Okay. Okay. Cool. The dude crew. Maybe we need to fire that up, dude. Yeah. Live from Twin Peaks. This is... Knockers Talk. 1999. 20 middle-aged men. Welcome to Knockers Talk. We talk mostly is knockers talk 90 90 middle-aged man welcome to knockers talk

we talked mostly about the knockers this is not knockers talk we still have three dads we still love boobs Blake did you see any knockers oh did I ever man oh just about gotten a car accident on the way here, whipped my head around so hard. We bring back flash Fridays from Tom Lycus. It is flash. You know, Tom Lycus is a neighbor of mine. I think we talked about this. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Okay. That's fucking cool. That shit's important. What did people call them when they called in? Dom.

No, they call them King or dad dad dad. No, they call them dad They call it and be like hey dad and you go hi son So Tom like this was a shock jock here in Los Angeles. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I don't know how this was the same area where he would just got fired. Yeah, did he I thought I get like beat up It was like I guess I'm done. He did. Oh, is that what happened? I think he got hit with a bat outside of a club. Ouchie. Yeah, but he was very close.

A club? Yeah, like a... I got hit with a club outside of a bat? What are we talking here? No, got hit with a baseball bat like outside of a nightclub. Oh, he was going to nightclubs? The guy was like 60, he's going to nightclubs? Dude, he was a player, dude.

Yeah, but he was like notoriously single and would find desperate girls looking for like a daddy. Oh God. Oh yikes. He was very rude. To you, you bitch. Yikes. I cheat my... Fuck it! He was unreal. Now that you... you do have the best Tom Likus impression.

Tom Likus. Although it got... people were just doing it way better than me though, so I was like, oh, I didn't realize this was like a easy, easy impression. He's good. He was really good. Hello son, did she have big old breasts? I'm gonna come. Oh man. Did you fuck her or dump her?

Sometimes you gotta fuck him and dump him. 785 Tom, call in. Tell us about your whores. And you're like, this is on the radio? Gotcha, bitch! Yeah, so I take it back about wanting to go back to this time. Yeah, it was a dark time. It was a dark time, dude.

It was a dark time. Funny, funny though. You know, you just gotta look through a different lens, you know? Prism. You've come a long way. I've come a long way. How far? Do not come.

How far? How far have you come? I've come a long way. You said you came a long way? How far? I've come a long way. I'm gonna come. Brought to you by Lowboost.

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The driver's seat door was open. No traces of footsteps leaving the vehicle. No belongings were found, except for a cassette tape lodged in the player. On that tape were 10 vile... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Ah! Grotesque... Oh my God.

Oh my God. Horrific stories that to this day have been kept restricted from the public. Until now. Mike! No question! have been kept restricted from the public until now. You feeling this too? A horror anthology podcast. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adam, are you on the Twin Peaks website? He is. We lost him. No, I'm... It's that menu man.

No I clicked on the link that said it's a breast-a-ront is what they're called. Like Twin Peaks, Tilted Kill, Kill... Yes points! So these types of restaurants? Yes points for sure. Bikini Sports Bar... Breast-a-ronts. That is...

Bombshells Bar and Grill, a Brebreast-er-ont, which is funny. That is fucking genius. And then there's the mail variation, and that stopped by mails with a similar focus on the server's appearance, including Tallywhackers, You're a monster! opening in Dallas in 2015. Huh? What's the second one?

Tallywhackers. It's in Dallas. It was opened in May and closed by August So like a little year and a half later. They didn't know they didn't know Dallas might not be interested in that And then in Japan there was a place called Macho meat shop. Oh fuck where brawny men serve food and drinks. Macho Meat Shop.

Can you imagine working there? That's the documentary. I mean, how's the food, though? Well, the thing is, is I feel like most women wouldn't want to eat at like a meat shop. Like, usually, I mean... No, these are gay dudes. These are all invented for dudes.

Yeah, dudes are just too horny, I think. Yeah. We're too horny. Or don't we can? We're too horny. Right. If you don't want us to want to watch girls jumping on trampolines we got to figure out a way to get the horny out of us. We got to. Too horny. How to make men less horny. I think the meat the meat factory or whatever it's called macho man's meat factory. Yeah all those guys there working

there they're selling meth, right? Like you're also a drug dealer, right? Yeah, well, no, isn't, no, gay dudes, do they do meth or they do? They do meth. You wanna see it? Oh, they do meth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

We do meth. Poppers. Isaac immediately wrote poppers in the chat. Poppers, dude. Go down on me. Poppers Isaac immediately wrote poppers Isaac couldn't be faster at better moments poppers they do poppers and also he was syndicated across the country Oh, that was okay. Great Tom. Like this was yeah Fire Isaac's just dumping so much info right now. It's crazy It's info wars in the chat room with Isaac.

With your bodies right now, do you guys think you could work at those restaurants or would you be turned around? Well, what are the requirements? Would I be turned around, like turned out? Like, what do you mean? Like sent back out the door, like, sorry, sir, we're not interested in your body.

What are the requirements? I think we're a little long in the tooth. I'm a little long in a couple places. You need another four inches. No you're not Blake. There's been too many jokes. We know, we know you're not too long. Yeah, but you gotta have that one guy,

like in Magic Mike, wasn't there like the one old guy who was still jacked? But I mean, Durs, you have a white mustache. I mean, I could barely stand up for more than 10 minutes at a time. My back hurts so much. I think I'm good to go. But that's not what I'm talking about.

And you know it. Blake might actually be too good to go. A little too good. G2G. I think I'm good to go, baby. G2G. Yeah, I would think so. I think you could.

I think out of the three of us, Blake is the most ready to. You never had it so good. Do you sit down in the booth? I never mind going to Hooters, it's a good time. The food's excellent. Food's great. Titties are out. Tater tots.

But when they sit down in the booth with you, Yeah, don't like it. I'm always like, can you get your weird leggings away? And the band-aids over the tattoos, I'm like, ah. They have band-aids over tattoos? Can we do this at a distance, please? Yeah. They had to like cover their tattoos with like band-aids back in the day. I didn't know that.

Oh, is that real BAM? That's what I remember. I did not know. Maybe that was in the 90s. I think in the 2000s they started to come around on individuality. Sure. That's what we're calling it. And Adam's looking at the Twin Peaks website. There's no doubt in my mind. He's like, appetizers look good. No hands right here.

I'm just looking at you guys. We're not saying you're jacking it. We're not saying you're jacking it. No, if I was looking, I'd be scrolling. You might have a fleshlight situation. I'd be scrolling. Did I tell you guys I did the, I used one of those things that they sent, the pure love or whatever. Oh, you did the I used one of those things that they sent the pure love or whatever? Oh you jerked off in one of those things? Yeah I did.

Wow dude! And then how did that go? Yeah please tell me more. This is the horniest pod yet. Let's just say science has come a long way. Okay. So you're liking it? You liked it? It was a one and done. Well, yeah, it kind of has to be, right? Or else were you gonna put that in the dishwasher where your kid's dishes are? Yeah, what are we talking about? But that's what you're supposed to do is like rinse it.

You can rinse it in the sink or whatever. But I was just like, this is such a production. You know? Yeah. See, that's the thing. They gotta figure it out where it's less of a thing. Like it's gotta be pre-lubricated or something. It's not. It doesn't come ready.

Explain what it is. Step it out a little bit. People saw it on the, or saw it if you watch on YouTube, you see these things. You were blowing into it, you were blowing it up. It's basically like a flexible rubber whatever type thing with a hole in the middle with a bunch of little nodules in there That uh, oh, that's right that thing. Yeah with a three different holes and swirls and shit on the inside Yes, and you got to like pour lube in because I haven't you know, yeah Adams like But I just was like

They sent it. What am I gonna do? I have it sit here, let's see what it's all about. You know, it's fine. I can't not use it. I can't just, I can't donate it to Goodwill. What am I gonna do with the Dan Dan? Yeah, you could drop it in the Goodwill box, right? Well, you know, for the pod.

Yes, you have to. This is the market research. I don't necessarily hit record when I'm supposed to. But if you send me a little thing to fuck, I'm trying it. Yeah, a little market research. But yeah, it's like, it's a lot. It's a lot. Do you wanna tell us more about when you did this?

When did you feel like the time was right? Did you say like, hey, I'm gonna... The family's away so daddy shall play? Like, was... Oh, yeah. Was it like daddy's... Empty house. Everybody's out. Empty house. Empty house. You got it. That's definitely an empty house thing.

It has to be an empty house situation because could you imagine... Oh, God. Could you imagine someone... One of the kids comes running in and... I can't imagine any other scenario Yeah, and and all of a sudden you got a three pronged Or two like I mean many different holes to fuck on this thing. Yeah, it's science I I don't I don't like those things and if your kid walks in and goes dad. That's a lot you're like

It's a lot. You're like, wow. It's a lot. What dad? Dad? What are you? You just jerk off like a normal person. Yeah. That's a lot. Even if it's, you know, not the kid, what if it's like the wife?

Like, I don't know, it's just a lot to walk back. That's a better case scenario. Cause then you at least come through out there like. What? How do you pad it? You just fucking go, eh, you got time? You just say, hey, yeah, hey, what are you doing? Are you in a hurry?

Yeah, are you in a hurry? And she'll probably go, yeah, just keep doing what you're doing. Yeah, keep fucking the silicon. As you were, soldier. She hits you with the silicon. Keep saluting. Yeah, I'm gonna just keep fucking this silicon. Fucking the can thing.

She just salutes you real quick and ducks out of the room. Stand down, soldier. What works for me is she always goes like, is it for the pod? And I go, yes. And she goes, carry on. Absolutely. Okay.

Absolutely. That's smart. For the pod. We're doing it for the pod. It's for the pod. That's when we open up our own restaurant. It's for the pod. We talked about it for the pod.

What do you want me to do? Not open a restaurant? It's for the pod. Honey, it's for the pod. It's a bit. It's a restaurant chain. It's a restaurant chain. It's above the board. Look it. It's for the pod a bit. It's a restaurant chain. It's a restaurant chain. It's above the board We're in Concord. We're in Madison. We're in

We're in Austin, Pennsylvania All right. Yeah, just trust me on this. These are in Las Vegas, Tennessee We're in Long Beach, North Dakota, why am I there every night? I just want to make sure it runs well. We're in Long Beach, North Dakota. Why am I there every night? I just want to make sure it runs well. We're in New York, Arizona. Honey. Okay. What?

Honey. Dude, you're going to love it. We're in Arizona, New Mexico. We're in all the major cities. We're going to go on a tour of all the, all the restaurant locations. Trust me, all right? Boston. Albuquerque, old Mexico. These are just places. These are just places. These are major metropolitan. I know I haven't been home in two weeks, but I just got to make sure the place is running well.

The restaurant isn't going to run itself. The restaurant. Honey. Have you looked at the menu? How do you think I put a roof over this house? You know what? the other day you walked in on me fucking a Can and I let it slide? Okay, we're building out the world. Yeah, what she's not buying it. You got a turn. You got a turn What was that for the podcast? I'm so fucking hopped up on Five Hour Energy.

You know, I told this story on Kimmel and Todd watched the clip and was like, I'm surprised you haven't told the story on the podcast. And I'm surprised that I haven't told this story. There's no way. This is that your mom caught you and you're going to tell the story. With the condom. You're going to tell the story? Yes. Yeah, I'll tell it real quick

I'm gonna go take a shit. So in high school my high school girlfriend. She was like you can't throw you can't Keep that condom here. You can't throw it away at my house You have to throw it away on your way home or something So I'm like, okay, and you guys didn't want to flush it because you thought the plumbing would explode or whatever What they were like the plumbing is gonna come back up. It's gonna be a whole thing. So I'm like I'll throw it out on the way home. But you can't flush condoms, right? That's not a good idea, correct? You can.

You can? What do you mean? I don't think that's a good idea. If you're 16, you can. If you're 16 years old, you absolutely can. If your own house... Somebody help me! I give a pass to anybody living in their parents' home, you're allowed to flush condoms. As soon as you're on your own...

Well, eventually that's gonna come back to haunt you. Until all of a sudden it floats back up, it gets stuck, and then you get caught. So she was right in saying, hey... That's part of the fun of the game. Yeah, she was like... It's not a game! It's not a game! It's my life! It's not a game! And then you go, Mom, it's for the podcast, Mom.

She's like, oh, okay. For the podcast, mom. She's like, it's not. Okay, for the podcast. Say less, say less. So you have a used condom we're speaking of. Used condom, tied in a knot, I put it in my backpack in the pencil pouch. And then I go home, I forget to throw it away on the way home.

I get home, I'm start to look for the condom, I can't remember exactly where I put it, I open up all the zippers, I'm like, where is it, where is it, where is it? Nature calls, I have start to look for the condom. I can't remember exactly where I put it. I open up all the zippers. I'm like, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Nature calls. I have to use the bathroom real quick.

I quickly go to use the bathroom. Nature. Fucking nature. Fucking nature, dude. I hear my parents come home with my little dog, Maggie. All of a sudden I hear the dog, Maggie with the little bells. She had little bells around her collar, just jingling and jangling. And then I'm back in my room looking for the little bells. She had little bells around her collar, just jingling and jangling. And then I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The bells are jingling and jangling.

I hear my mom say, Maggie, what you got there? What you got there, Maggie? And she was like, oh my God, Adam. And she marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh no. And she's holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out. What do you mean? You'm like, oh no, and she's holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out What do you mean? You're like, oh no, you already knew I knew something was up Yeah, because I can't find it you're putting it all together and all of a sudden I hear her And I hear her say what you got Marks down the it wasn't goofy. The dog had bitten so it's oozing though. My jizz is oozing down And the dog is jumping up to like lap it up.

No. And my mom is goes, what is this? What is this? And I go, that's not mine. And she's like, oh, so it's your father's. You're blaming your father. And I'm like, no, mine wasn't yellow because it was banana flavored. She was like, what? Mine wasn't yellow like a banana.

Mine was red like an apple That shit's important. What the fuck dude, and then she went and then she went into the laundry room And cried and I had to go down there and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, you know, she's still holding I'm sorry. You're not my little boy anymore. You're not my little boy anymore. That's right, mama Yeah, and I told that story on Kimmel, minus the jizz, you know, swapping out. I cleaned it up a little bit for TV, but yeah, we do have some stories in our deep back brain that we haven't told on the podcast yet. That's crazy.

So, I got one question. Where are we buying banana flavored condoms? Is this like bathroom vending machines? This is just the grocery store. Grocery store? I think it was the grocery store, yeah. Durex, I think. What about, didn't you go to plant?

They sell banana flavored condoms at the grocery store? I think so. I think so. Change my grocery store. What about Planned Parenthood and they had like that bowl, they had like the bowl of like free condom. You could just go fill your backpack. I mean, that wasn't me. That wasn't me, man.

I bought a pack of them. You go into a lot of Planned Parenthoods. Did you guys have Planned Parenthoods? We did. We did. We had a Planned Parenthood. Blake would go with all the girls who got pregnant as like their friend. Good luck! What if I did? That seems hella supportive, dude. I luck. What is that? What if I did? That seems hella supportive, dude.

I know, I'm not, when did I say, when did I say that was a bad thing? Well, the way you said it was like, oh, Blake would do this. Like, yeah, maybe I did. Maybe I was a really supportive, good friend. Maybe you heard it that way. But the way that he would cover,

the way he would cover was he'd go back to his boys and be like, I went and got all these condoms. Like that's how you made it like masculine and cool. Whatever, bro. See you were taking a dig at me. Adam said his computer's about to die. We're really, we're really running the fucking the red light today. Yeah.

Tell me more about this grab bowl at Planned Parenthood. Did you ever go to Planned Parenthood as a youngster? I don't think so. You never stepped foot. I don't think so. It was such a great resource. Sure I think that they do a lot of wonderful things. I just never planned for Parenthood They give you fucking they give you free condoms and that's what the fuck is up, bro. Yes See that's the cover that's the cover what you think I was in there to be supportive? Bro, look at these, I got fucking Magnum XS, homie. Dude, they would hook it up.

They were cool like that. What flavors? Dude, I feel like cherry banana definitely was one. And did it taste like banana? I actually, and this is honest. Yo, Blake, what are you chewing on? I never. What are you chewing on?

What you got there? What you got there, Blake? Remember in Coneheads, he would chew condoms as bubble gum? I don't remember that. Did you watch the Coneheads movie? I don't think I ever saw Coneheads. I've only seen the trailer. Oh.

Goodbye. Dude, that movie is really fucking good. I think I can tell the trailer, beat for beat, but I don't know if I ever saw the movie. Chris Farley's awesome in it. He's got an underrated role, but the end of- The older sister from Dazed and Confused. And she's- Awesome.

Is she the daughter in Coneheads? She's actually like super hot in Coneheads. Yeah, oh, striking. Even with the Conehead, she's like beautiful. Oh yeah, the brunette. Yeah. From Dazing Infused, and she's a diver. Is it not Alyssa Milano?

No, that is not Alyssa Milano, no. No? You wish, dude. She's super beautiful. Alyssa Milano was my change. And then the, but the end of Coneheads, the movie, like the final act is crazy, because they go to their home planet, it gets wild.

There's claymation, I'll say that. I won't spoil it. So, do you want to be more vague or let us into what the fuck you're talking about? Well, I want you guys to watch it. If you've never seen Coneheads, it's a great film. Well, I've seen Coneheads. Ders has never seen it. I don't think I've ever seen it. Oh, really? Loose butthole.

Yeah, great trailer. It's worth a watch. It has really... it's really funny. It's very good. Yeah, Dan Aykroyd. Dan Aykroyd slays. He's our best. We come from Prince. Whoa, Michelle Burke. I'm on the IMDB. Thank you, Todd. Michelle Burke. She's the daughter?

She's the daughter, the teenage daughter. Wow, she's so beautiful in coneheads. Look at her. Well, and in just life. But like, I'm just remembering these outfits. Something about that cone gets me. It's science. Something about that cone got you going. There's something about that long dick on top of her head that gets quite going.

I wouldn't mind taking that to Planned Parenthood. She also, I'll take that. Okay, okay. I got you, bro. It is genius. Yes, points. She wore a lot of chokers. I think I was a sucker for like chokers.

I think when I was a youngster, like a teenage boy, I thought chokers were super hot. I think that just hot girls wore them when we were young. Maybe. Yeah. That was kind of a 90s thing. In the 90s. I think there's plenty of girls who could put a choker on and make you go, eh, they're not that hot.

Huh. Whoop-a-pah! They're fine. Huh. She's got one on, but. I don't find it hot. Naked grandma! Well, she rocked it.

Why don't girls, and maybe I'm throwing this out there, and if you're a female listener or a male listener, and this floats your boat, give it a shot. Instead of wearing a choker on your neck, maybe like around the thigh? Like if you're rocking some shorts? I think that's a garter. That's a garter. Yeah, but I'm saying you take a choker and you just put it on your leg. You just got like one. So it's like... Well then you got some really tiny ass legs, dude. It's science. Well they stretch. They're plastic. They're not like a fixed thing. Oh, they stretch their plastic and they're not fixed fixed thing. Oh Okay, but I think that could be a look and slide into Blake's DMS and send him pictures of your legs with a choker on the

People have been sliding by the way. You said slide into my DMS about like Tourette's the other day and I have all these weird Tourette's Oh, so Tourette's is weird. Why is it? It's weird? Interesting. Thank you, Adam. Thank you. Yeah, hang on. It's so weird, dude. What, do you also like titties? I have explanations. Yeah, what?

And you're telling me you like titties on trampolines? What kind of human are you? Burn! Wow. No, I'm not saying Tourette's is weird. I'm like, I have all these explanations for some weird Tourette's subject that I don't know about. I'm not saying Tourette subject that I don't know about.

I'm not saying Tourette are weird. And you famously do not absorb knowledge, so you can't even repeat what they are. No, I don't. I skim it. I skim it. You're not actually trying to gain knowledge. Are you kidding me? Don't.

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No! No question! You feeling this too? A horror anthology podcast. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, are you guys watching? It's probably over by now. Now that we're this far ahead, do you guys watch White Lotus? Haven't watched this season. Can I just say I'm so fucking mad that they had it. I like Mike White a lot.

I think he's a great creator. I love his stuff. Yeah, I liked enlightened. I like Mike White a lot. I think he's a great creator. I love his stuff. I liked Enlightened. I like White Lotus. I really like White Lotus. And, you know, I've liked a lot of his stuff. The decision to change the theme song between season two and season three was the fucking dumbest decision, because everyone loved the theme song. L-l- we can't, we can't go to Cosby. I'm in the way back. No, Terz. Wrong era. Quintessential theme song.

Quintessential theme song that evolved over time, seasons to seasons. Well, that's the thing about Bill Cosby, he evolved. And the later ones were off the chain, dude. Where everybody was in like the bright colors, dancing around and then they did the hands like this and it was like, boop! And he was like, wake up, bitch.

I just poisoned him. Shut up, bitch! You can't, you can't, you can't. I loved the later seasons Cosby theme was a fucking jam that I cannot believe hasn't been sampled. I think there's a reason. I don't think you touch anything. Okay, so sorry, I was doing a bit

where I was in a way back machine and I kind of missed that you were talking about the Cosby show. Because I did this whole bit on how I was being transported to a way back machine. We saw it. Yeah, no, you don't want to go that far back. Wait, did they do that at the gate? Like starting the first... No, the original Cosby was like, but then it like evolved. You're

way older than us, so you remember these things. You also worship Bill Cosby. You worship him. Everything he does you love and appreciate and copy. I'm gonna post, steal. I don't copy it. I steal. I'm pissed now! I gotta post that later season's Cosby theme just to see what happens. Okay. Don't, don't Dyrd, just to see what happens. No, Dyrd's gonna post Tom Likus, Bill Cosby.

Dyrd's is gonna start a sleepy time restaurant. Uh. Not good, not good If you're full lay down over here taking that Not good. Why is there wing sauce on my fly? Dude? It's it's not my it's I'm not the one starting it You're not starting it. There's is the one gosh I'm pissed you guys don't watch white lotus because there's some funny stuff that's happening. I do. I just want to be able to blaze through it. I'm watching it. Yeah, the brothers are jerking each other off.

The brothers are jerking each other off. The brothers are? Yeah, it's so gross. It's so weird. It feels strange. Thanks for that. Spoiler alert. You gotta get on it, brother. Yeah, for some reason I'm like not as interested, but I guess... This season has been...

It's been slow. It's a slow burn to get there. I feel like other seasons it was better, quicker. A little more captivating. Yeah. Here's the shocker for me. The marketing, you can't escape this show. And then the other day I saw a headline that was like,

it's gotten its all time highest ratings. And I was like, oh shit, so everyone is watching this. Four million people are watching this. Is it real? Which in the grand scheme is not a huge number. No. I thought it would be like 10 million. But like, what?

No, we used to get, at our peak, work haulage was to three million. I don't think we ever got to three. No, we used to get at our peak workaholics was to three million. I don't think we ever got to three. Yeah, we did. Season, what? Two or season? Yes, or the beginning of season three. Everyone slide into Adam's DMs with those. Season two, Isaac's dead. What did American Idol get?

American Idol would get like 10 million. Over. Over that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Back in the day yeah that's a big network yeah yeah that was like still not many yeah 25 million 25 million that's insane but that was also real appointment television right there if

you missed the idol you're and it was on twice a week it was on like Wednesday and Thursday that fucking show genius genius it was You had to watch it twice a week. Fucking awesome. But to go back. Yeah, let's get back to the load. To get back to your life hero, Bill Cosby. They changed after season one to a new theme song or did they do multiple seasons? Because the kids were getting older, so they had to like redo the theme songs and they're like, well, let's just update the music. So like the music would stay similar.

Oh my God, Todd, I know you're a musician. He's like, it's a variation on the melody. That's what I'm saying. But like it evolved into something that would be like almost not recognizably the same thing and it got doper. So that makes more sense than what the white lotus is doing because it's not the- Is it totally different?

Isn't it still la la la la la la? There's la la la la la to it. It's by the same person. Well, sorry, Blake's saying there's la la la la to it. There is some la la la la la. There's no la la la la. There is a little la la la la la. There's no la la la la la la la.

I watch it, Blake. I do too. Yeah, but you don't retain information. Damn it, he got you. You don't retain any knowledge. He retains music. If you listen to it, it goes like... It does. It has vocal...

I don't know if I can... Seven variations of the Cosby theme. White Lotus seasonby theme. Lulululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululul It sounds like a song I've heard before. She got a booty. Are we allowed to play this song? That is a movie. That just sounds like a... Someone's gonna sample that. Okay, well... Okay, so not as good, right? So season one, play the last season, or one or two. And you're gonna hear the banger that everyone was like, oh fuck.

We're saying season one or season two. Whichever. It's the same. Oh, it is. The exact same? Yeah, we retained that it's the same. Yes, it is. The exact same? Yeah, we retained that it's the same. Yes, we retained information and knowledge. And Blake, you do that.

I'm going to search Cosby... Dump. ...in songs. It's kind of the same. It's very similar. It's very similar. Yeah, it's very similar. Very similar.

Very similar. Season two might be a different song too. Okay, we'll try it. Can you guys hear my shit playing or no? No, we're not sharing your audio. I got all the Cosby theme songs here. This is season two. Very different.

Is it? Yeah, you're right. But then it goes into... Oh you're right, it is. I thought it was the same one and two. I'm off-baser. No. Season one was the banger.

But season two they still had the... I think the season three you listen long enough and it goes... And season five of her Cosby show It's so good well It's yeah, I might make it my ring to I will say in watching with that without um spoiler alerting for you Durs about the new season of White Lotus the brothers jerk each other off. You guys go ahead and give me a high sign.

No, I wasn't doing it, but I was looking at Walton Goggins with his shirt off and I had a thought, Adam. And you may want to text your boy Walton. We're talking about Walton Goggins without his shirt on. Oh, he's jacked. I think I know his next big move. I think he should play fucking Iggy Pop. He is.

Is he? No, I think he should play fucking Iggy Pop. He is. Is he? No, I don't know. Dude. Is he pop? No. He would be the sickest, like I think that would be

a super sick movie. Wiery. Yeah, like do some shit about like Iggy and the Stooges. Well, the weird thing is Walton was like, he's like, yeah man, wow. Yeah, so he's like, do you watch the show, Adam? Do you watch the show? And I'm like, I do. And he's like, I you watch the show? Adam, do you watch the show? And I'm like, I do.

And he's like, I don't want to spoil it for you, but I will say that it was a dark time, man. It was a dark time. I'm like, yeah, okay. For him filming. Filming for everybody. And he was like, we all became our characters. Okey dokey.

Yeah, man, wow. And I'm like, what are you talking about? You do a good impression as well. Isn't he known for becoming his characters? Isn't he generally a method actor? Uh, I got kind of. I mean, he's not baby Billy when he's not shooting, you know what I mean?

Let down. He said he was, they all became their characters. And now I'm finding out that the brothers are jerking each other off. I'm like, what was he trying to tell me, man? Wow, dude! So that's what he was doing, yeah. Yeah, huh.

He was trying to tell you privately they were jacking each other off. Yeah, maybe. I don't know, I don't know. Allegedly! He did say that, besides Patrick Schwarzenegger. Allegedly! And he was one of Patrick Schwarzenegger. Allegedly! He was one of the brothers getting jerked off, so maybe he was like trying to protect him.

He's like, we all were exactly ourselves, or we all were our characters. Except for the brothers who were jerking each other off. That is a really funny show to say that about. Yeah, and I'm like, and now I was like, okay, and not, this was like, you know, months ago when we were shooting Righteous Jimson's, and now I was like, okay, and not, this was like, you know, months ago when we were shooting Righteous Jim. So, and now after seeing the show, I'm like, what the fuck was he talking about, dude? And I think Walton's character is like, gonna, I mean, I haven't seen the newest episode. He's going to like go do a hit in Bangkok.

He might like try to kill a man. I'm like, what was going on in your mind, dude? What was going on in your mind? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I like the idea that you know Austin Butler like couldn't shake the accent of Elvis after he filmed it. Yeah. Yeah That like these guys are just like I jacked off another guy. I just can't shake it You know, I just I just didn't so deep just just yesterday I jacked a guy off. I found myself at a at a machos meat market Fucking just looking for hard cock, bro. I don't know what to do. But uh, I'm stuck in character, brother I'm trying to come a long way.

That didn't really work. I liked it. Absolutely. Okay. Well. I can't wait to watch it. Well, don't wait. It's a slow one.

It's a slow one. There's a couple shows that I need to just fucking jump into. I watched Reacher season three. Oh, hell yeah. Reach around. Not good. No? Really bad.

You're off of that? And I liked the first two seasons. That's what I did hear. It fell off hard is what I heard. I liked the first two seasons. This season, I mean, like they just, they made some strange choices and it's... I get a lot of Instagram about the guy who's like bigger than Reacher. There's another big dude? And that's like a bigger... Yeah, who's like bigger than Reacher. There's another big dude and that's like a bigger way bigger than

Reacher yeah, cuz he's like six nine No, he's like a bodybuilder who's like enormously tall and But yeah, like I goes that's the storylines that there's a bigger guy that's fucking cool That's like WWE using your big I'm bigger I'm bigger okay yeah and I love Reacher so I'm hoping season four they they they turn it around because I was I was disappointed a reach around like we call that a reach around have they punched fists yet we're like the fists hit each other and they just like real recognize real each other for a second? That'd be fucking cool as hell.

Oh, not yet. No, they haven't. Let's see if they reach around. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams, boys? Huh. Let's see here. There's a little... I want to slam you guys for zero appreciation of the Cosby theme song. Okay. Whoop-a-pah! I kind of don't remember it.

It still slaps. I kind of don't remember it. It still slaps. I kinda don't remember it. I'll send you guys a link. Okay, please, please, please. Slide into Blake's DMs with any links that you wanna comment. Next time you're out at the restaurant, play it. I'm not super familiar with Mr. Cosby other than Ghost Dad.

I don't know much of his work outside of that. This checks out. You didn't watch Cosby's show, you only watched Ghost Dad? I did watch Ghost Dad, that's a really good... But you didn't watch Cosby Show? Not really, no. I never really tuned in. So like, Rudy? There was nothing for you? Rudy Huxtable?

Theo Huxtable, one of the greatest characters in TV history. Adam Sandler's first time gracing our screens? I do, like, I'm sure it's... Young Raven-Symones? Just crushing? I do like I know I'm sure it's young Raven Simone just crushing. I'm aware that it was, you know, appointment television, but I didn't. I did not watch a lot of Cosby show. I did not. And that's why you are the way you are.

Maybe I should. Yeah, maybe, maybe that's why, you know, I am me. Did you guys ever see those Creed movies where like Felicia Rashad is in the Creed movies and plays like the mom. I don't know who that is. I did watch the mom from Cosby. Okey dokey. Sure. Sure. Sure. And she's in the Creed movies and plays like the mom. I don't know who that is, I did watch. The mom from Cosby Show. Okie dokie. Sure, sure, sure. And she's in the Creed movies.

And she elevates the, like her on camera. You just sit up a little straighter, you're like, oh fuck. Yeah. She's unreal. Yeah, you don't wanna be on her bad side. No, you don't. I had to check that out.

You say, won't you straighten me out? Okay. And any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams? I, I, I, I, can I start this one off? Cause I would like to. I started this one off. I already started it out, but go ahead. Oh, did you? Yeah.

I did an epic slam on you guys for not being down with Cosby. Go ahead. Oh, that's right. That's right. It is an epic slam. That's for not being down with Cosby. Go ahead. Oh, that's right. That's right. It was an epic slam. I'm glad we were. That's just a regular part of the podcast. Of life.

It didn't hit home, okay? Yeah. I would like, and it's not a total take back, because I do stand by what I said by guys just inherently liking women jumping on trampolines. A soft take back. Perfect. That is a cool thing. Mm-hmm.

I would like that we can acknowledge that again and not feel ashamed by our carnal desire. Your boobs are huge. And I stand by that. We did go in a little hard and we went in a little deep. And for that, hard and deep. This is your, this is your take back.

I wish there was a points there. That gives me no points. I don't know if you did it on purpose. With a little hard. With a little girthy. But I hope that doesn't turn off anyone. Because I'm for all people. They're not turned off.

They're turned on. I think you turned on more people than you turned off. Good, I hope so. And I would like to take back the decision to go bankrupt for Hooters. I'm not worried. I just want Hooters back, okay? I'm really sad that Hooters isn't in California. You know what? I don't mind that they're gone if Twin Peaks would just open up a damn restaurant in the LA County.

That would be beautiful. Yeah, in a city that anyone has ever heard of. In a city that's actually what it is. I think there might be one in San Bernardino and I'm willing to go with you guys out that way to just, you know, market research. I can't think of a better reason. Let's effing G. I don't know why I know about this place. I've seen them. I've never seen it or heard of it. It must have been in Kansas City or something,

because I have family there. Live pod from Twin Peaks. The Twin Peaks? Every Twin Peaks? I'm down to go on a nationwide tour. Yeah, that's our next tour. That's a great call. Every Twin Peaks.

That would be incredible. Hey, we're coming to your town, Concord. Nope, not that Concord. We're coming to someone else's town. Is that real? Yeah. The most confusing tour in the world. Your boobs are huge.

We'll see you in Bozeman, Montana. Nope, Louisiana. Wouldn't that be easy? Sorry. Woo! See you in New Orleans. I'm in. Oh, Louisiana.

Nope. No, no, no, Louisiana. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. Utah. Tennessee. All this being said, Twin Peaks, send Blake some of your sauces, and let's get out there.

Absolutely. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Boss, boss. And Hooters, never say die. We stand with them. And Big Beef Meatmans of Dallas. Macho Meat.

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