This Is Important - Live-ish from the Super Bowl: Hi Low T

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

A very important bonus episode live-ish from the Super Bowl radio row in New Orleans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And here we go. What is up? Oh, purple side. Live here. Oh my god. Radio roll. We are here. We are live sort of.

Sort of live. And you can't, the cameras, they're not facing that direction, but there's thousands of fans. There's a lot of people here. There's thousands of fans. And unfortunately, they're not mic'd up, so you won't be able to hear the fans. But there's thousands of fans surrounding the stage. Guys, can we have some space? Actually, back it up.

It's a safety hazard. How many people are bombarding the stage? This guy looked. Here we go. Got him. Yeah. Guys. Oh, my God. We're here. Cletus! Cletus. This isn't the Super Bowl song, but.

Is this the best football channel song? Yeah, this is the Fox song? That's correct, yeah. Do we know the NBC or the ABC song? Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. That's basketball, right? It is basketball. And that's John Tesh.

That is John Tesh. That's right. You know what's crazy? The John Tesh. John Tesh. That's right. Yeah. You know what's crazy? The John Tesh basketball song also just kind of sounds like the Entertainment Tonight song. Oh, he was the Entertainment Tonight host. Yeah, he was the host forever. They're the same.

Yeah, he's the one true pony that John Tesh. Yeah, I hate him. We are here live, sort of, Radio Row. It's pretty incredible. It's awesome. I will admit that we went really hard last night. Maybe a little too hard. TIA Nation, we're limping into the starting line. Some might say it's unprofessional how hard we went. Yeah! Right. And I'm not going to name names, but I want Blake to name names. Two people in our crew Uh... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E So if it wasn't me, and it wasn't me, and what an Adam. I don't know. I don't know who it could be. And the only other people in our crew are Isaac and Anders. These are all good questions. And they...

And two people in our crew puked in their bed. Yeah. Beds. That is getting super bowled right there. I'm getting radical. Super bowled. They didn't even make it to the bowl. My God. They didn't make it to the bowl. My God.

They didn't make it to the bowl. They stayed in bed to let it evacuate. That's crazy. They didn't make it to the bowl. Yeah, you know what? No shame. There's no shame in our game. No shame.

Absolutely not. And I guess this is the right time for me to plug Clorox bleach. This is brought to you. It's all part of a wrapped in like. Yep. Synergistically. I'm doing like a Superbowl commercial type thing with them. Poop dollar.

That's cool. Yeah. We're all all really branded here we're all here with different companies so we're gonna be doing a lot of drops also I'm Glade plugins and Clorox bleach and of course load boost and load boost goes without saying. Blake keeps saying this is this is Super Bowl 59 and Blake keeps telling me I'm gonna 59 you later tonight. Threatening really. 69 dudes! I don't know what that means exactly and and he keeps saying well you're gonna find out. Yeah you are and I'm gonna show you later. Let's just say the fun begins tonight. I might even 59 him live on stage I'm excited to see what that is. That's gonna be pretty cool. It's really nice to be in the same room with you guys

This is touch you. I don't like it. Okay, you're here and he's and so I'm doing this Probably sit over there if you want I think I'm over there. You can probably sit over there if you want. Don't tell me to. Yeah, we've got enough people. And I'm not a bitch this weekend. This chair is for all the football greats that are, honestly, they're clamoring.

They're clamoring to come sit in the chair. But we're kind of keeping them at bay now because we want to sort of get. I see Aaron. I see Troy. I see Emmett. I see Ronnie. Barry's over there. Barry.

Sure. Who else? Who else Barry's over there. Who else? Other football players. What else do you see? I see Sean. I see ball players. Johnny football, they call them Johnny football. They did call him that. And they're clamoring.

Yeah. They are clamoring the people. Guys, we're also burying a little bit of the lead here. We have a big reveal coming later in this so excited. Yeah, so as you know excited later in the episode Well as maybe the audience at home and watching right now doesn't know but before we came to the Super Bowl We all got our T levels tested got our T levels tested. That's testosterone. Which basically, I haven't read about the science but that is how much your testicles secrete. Yeah, it's the amount your testicles are able to secrete I feel is what testosterone is. I think testosterone is, so you have chest hair and your dick gets really juicy.

I think that is what testosterone is. It's the juiciness of your dick. Of one's dick is what testosterone is. Well, we might be in trouble. And as a man, you want more of it. So we did the podcast Bussin' with the Boys. Bussin' with the Boys. Very nice guys. Uh huh.

They both, they all thought, both men. Both men. Will and Taylor. They both said that they think it's Blake that has the low T. Older. No, no, no. Oh really? Yeah.

Oh yeah, no. He said me because I'm old. Oh, because you're a few years older. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then we talked about how you still get morning wood, which I'll admit, it's hit or miss for me. Some mornings I wake up and I'm like... Interesting.

Hello darkness, my old friend. You have erectified again. Nucky grandma! And for that I shall pull on you. Okay. Yeah, my wife's like, what are you doing? My god, we got a baby. Because you're singing that song. And for that I shall pull on you Yeah, my wife's like what are you doing? My god, we got a baby. We got a baby in the bed with us It's seven in the morning, but you know when it comes around another four inches. It's gotta go down You're a monster. I love it. Okay. Well, so I mean do we want to get to the results?

Let's juice the pick a little more. We're juicing the pick. We've got to juice the pick. Well, I feel like we didn't really go into what happened last night and why we're limping in. We started the night off. We got in a little late. We almost missed some flights.

We barely got on. My ego was bashed a little bit when two girls, I was sitting on the flight and these two girls are shaking. They're so excited to take a photo and they're like, oh my God, oh my God, can I take a photo? And I was like, shit, who me? I was like, not another one, my God. And I'm like, all right, yeah, I guess.

And then they're like, not you, the girl sitting next to you. And she was a TikTok star apparently. She had a really small, tiny dog that she had and her name was Monique. So big shout out to Monique, she's a big star. We've got to look her up. And then afterwards they go,

and then we'll also take a photo with you. Because you were crying? Yeah, I was. You were shaking. And I don't even know if they knew me from anything. They just felt bad at how gassed up I was. We'll take a picture with you also, grandpa. 3B.

Yeah, we'll send this picture to our grandpa and see if he knows who you are. Oh my God. What? Pompous sound! And so I feel like my testosterone might have lower. Yeah. Well, good thing we took the test before we came to New Orleans. The excuses have begun.

And then we landed. In New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. Yes. You don't have to say it. Not to pile on. You don't have to put some extra funk on it.

Not to pile on, Adam, but the guy sitting next to me, we land and he goes, hey, I'm like, yeah. And he goes, intern, right? I go, yeah. And I go, so is that guy right over there? And he looks at you goes, he was an intern? I did. I didn't recognize it. I'm like, disappointed, disappointed dude. And so if my T is low on the results, that might be part of the reason why. We might need a retest. That might be part of the reason why. So you've just been getting bashed. That's too bad. A little bit. So then we land and it was off to the races, man. Quick.

You know, once you get in the Netherlands, it it just really just it gets in your bones, man You like as soon as you hear the accent cuz you heard me Ders we had a real quick layover in Dallas and I'm like, I don't know why didn't you say Dallas? Oh, I did dial a style Oh, yeah, we gotta say dial and I'm like Ders. I don't know if I have it man I don't know if this week is gonna be for me. I don't know. I know you were being party But you were being a bitch. Did you know it was the 59th Super Bowl? 59, dude. I'm gonna do it to Adam later.

Maybe live on this stage. Yeah, I'm excited. So keep, stay tuned. Yeah, well, Troy Aikman, if you could just... I don't know if that's Troy. It's Troy. I'm not sure that's Troy Aikman, but it is Troy for sure. It's a guy named Troy. It is Troy. I'm not sure that's Troy Akeman, but it is Troy for sure. It's a guy named Troy. It is Troy.

I was told Troy is watching. So we touch down and I feel the party button get pushed. I'm ready. I'm here for it. And then we drink on the plane? I did not. Yeah, I didn't either. I did not either.

I was saving myself. So then we go to a fantastic restaurant. Yes. Brennan's. Brennan's. Shout out to the Brennan's. We love them. Shout out to the Brennan family. I know them personally. So am I plugged into the city? Yeah.

A little bit. Did we go through them to get the reservation? He's got a key to the city. I'm not sure if we did or not. And I think we almost got turned around because we sent Isaac in and they were like, no, no riffraff. Yeah, they're like, no, you can't wash your feet here. They saw him come in for whatever reason. I had to take a hat off and I was like, okay.

Yeah, he did. So we went to Brennan's and that's when things got turned up. I just want to tell you. I, for whatever reason, was like, it's a dirty martini kind of night, and I downed three of those. That's where it went off the rails for me, I feel. That's insane. Getting radical. Uh, I drank a purse. Yeah, he did. A woman's purse.

They had a drink that came in a giant glass purse. This is a fancy... This is a nice restaurant. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. It's New Orleans. It was like a fish bowl at a high-end restaurant. Yeah. I don't understand it. Yeah. I don't understand it. It's New Orleans. It was like a fish bowl at a high end restaurant. Yeah.

So when you saw that, that drink on the menu, did it mention it was to share? Anna ordered it and I was like, I'll share it with you. But I didn't understand it. I thought it seemed like a picture, like a pitcher, like a carafe. Right. Like you can serve it up and there were just a bunch of straws in it. Here's the thing. And here's the thing, TII Nation, the people steering our ships, the higher-ups, Isaac, Anna,

these are the people buying the purses of liquor for us. So we're really just lost boys out. And you know that they're not the higher-ups. You know that they work for us. They're not our bosses. What? Did you just figure this out? It's just a little, and I just, and this is, I'm glad you brought this up Adam, because

as a bitch, as a bitch, this is the way he sees the world. I'm not a bitch, not this weekend. Oh yeah, that's right. I did, I actually just noticed how Ders was sitting, and I was sitting the exact way, and I changed my position because that is how a man with low T, that's how a man with low T would sit. Wake up! Okay. With his dick and balls shooting out the bottom.

Oh my gosh. Hello. Fruit baskets. Excuse me, senpai. Hello, fruit baskets. No, I like skin pots. I like that. And then from there, dinner, we stumble out of dinner.

And then I said, I gotta take, we were the last ones to leave. And I'm like, I got to take the dem boys to Bourbon street. And that's what we stumbled out. We went to our, the first stop on our grand adventure was Jean Lafitte's Absinthe house. Yes. And we all had Absinthe washed down with an Abita Amber ale. New Orleans, baby. Absinthe is an interesting little drink an Abita Amber Ale. New Orleans, baby. Absinthe is an interesting little drink because you think it's going to be, it's like a Jägermeister-esque,

but it's more subtle almost. But it goes right to your dome, doesn't it? Yeah, we were flying high when we left there. Yeah, and they pour a big glass. Yeah, it was not a shot. It was a drink. Yes. Yeah.

I didn't realize that. I also kind of forgot that there was that much liquid. I was like, I want less liquid than this. Wake up! And then I took them to Lafitte's Blacksmith, another Lafitte's establishment. Very old, very, very old. Absinthe House was 1805. This is the way. That's old as fuck. They've been, that, very old. Absinthe House was 1805.

That's old as fuck. Think of how much puke and piss has been in there. That is crazy, man. Yeah, still is. Still there. Brought to you by Clorox Bleach. Absolutely. I went home and I was pretty respectful last night.

You left. At around 2am. Yeah. And why? Just because I wanted to be prepared for today and then I woke up at 5.30 in the morning. Yeah, I'm joining now. Because I shit, and I kid you not,

no less than nine times. And I say no less because I stopped counting after nine times. Great ass! And I liked the decision. You were like, you know what? Not counting anymore. Yeah, I was over it.

I'm not doing it. I ran out of toes. That's kind of the thing. Nolens really draws it out of you. It's true, I only have nine toes. Nolens really draws the shit out of you. Yeah, so we're here. I haven't taken one yet today, guys,

if we're going there. Brought you by Glade Plugins. I haven't gone yet. Well, I think all yours came out the top end. That's probably true. Yeah, when you evacuated. I mean the cleaners are coming to your room today, right? I wrapped up the sheets. I put them by the door.

Smart move. Respectful. Isaac just laid in his filth like a fucking sea lion just rolling in his own shit. That's our manager. That's our manager. That's our manager. That's my boss. Yeah, Blake's boss and a guy I give 10% to for God knows what. Wait, 10? We're going habs. Oh boy. Blakey.

The hell? Oh man, that's a low T move. The boss man. The boss man gets his piece. It's kind of crazy to me that he threw up in his bed like a fuckin' bitch. Wait, that's what you did, Doug? No, I threw up in my bed like a boss. Oh, okay. I didn't realize.

I told you, dude! There's different ways. That's cool, man. So that's why we're stumbling in a little bit, but I think we're holding it together, actually. I'm proud of you guys. Troy, one second, we're still talking about our puke and shit. Yeah, we'll get to you, to you. Troy what is he doing?

Just one second I don't know. I don't know that's day old. Troy Aikman is eating a humongous pretzel. Yeah he's eating a giant pretzel over there. I don't know that that's Aikman I know it's Troy but I'm not I haven't. No it's Aikman. Is it? Yeah is that Aikman is that you? Is that Aik Dog? Yeah that's dog? He just went yeah, yeah, yeah, okay fair enough He showed the ring and he really wants to get on then this empty seat, but that's eight worse We're not done talking about the pretzel then you can come on. Here's the thing bud We're here for the next three days, so we don't want to blow our load we absolutely brought you by Absolutely do not and should we uh, the Gatorades are here should we maybe it's time

I feel you know we're we're 20 should we maybe it's time. I feel, you know, we're, we're 20 minutes in. Maybe it's time. We, we do the big reveal. See who has the lowest T. Let's do it live. Should we do it live? We should. Let's do it.

We're reaching for the result. I got my result right here and we're going for the zero. I'm in double digits. Okay. Hold on. I'm in double digits. Oh my God. So I think the high end I've been told is like 1100.

That's your full, a throbbing cock of testosterone. Okay. I can see it now. Oh my God. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. I would love to see an example of somebody who has No Who who has Hi Hairy shoulder guys Yeah, I bet someone That you know when you look at a person and they seem red to the touch. Yes. And yes Yeah, like if you like they look like a human zit. Sure.

Yeah. That is what I imagine someone with really high... Yeah. Because not only does he get rock hard erections, he is a human erection. Right. And that's sort of what I... No, Troy, we're not talking about you.

No. Oh, man. OK, guys. I mean, this is interesting stuff. So how are we doing this? How are we doing this? And what happens if you lose? And what happens if you lose and what happens if you win? Okay. So I think and it's up to the...

Either way, I'm 59 in you later. Alright. Okay. Hello. Super Bowl 59, dude. For the safe class. I think the other people pay for the person that has the lowest tee Okay. to then up his tea level. For one year? For whatever that means. Okay. For one, are we doing a year? What is the,

I guess I just don't know. I guess I just don't know what the, what that entails or what that costs, but I'm willing to go all in. Okay. Regardless. Regardless. We have some like actual scientific facts about what testosterone is. Male hormone. Okay. Blake, nice.

Wow, dude. Adrenal gland. You're just sweating on a second. Male hormone? Okay. Wow. In women... This is important.

Both the ovaries and the adrenal gland. Is it adrenal? Yeah, that's what Kylie's. Yeah, Kylie's when she's eating babies. Little babies? Okay, testosterone levels increase in boys as they start to reach puberty. So there's a chance.

That's maybe you. It's the reason men have a deep voice, which I do not. I don't either. You don't. Yeah, none of us have. I like, I lowered my voice when I said, you don't. No, no, you definitely don't either. You don't. Yeah. None of us have. I like I lowered my voice when I said you don't. No, no, you don't. Not really.

It's what gives him facial hair. Adam thinks he needed to tell us that he lowered his voice. Yeah, no, we know. Increased height. Oh boy. Okay. There it is. Muscle mass.

Talk to me. Oh shit. Adam, do you have those? The round mouth. Do you have muscles? Shit dude. I don't know. You tell me. Less body fat. Oh boy.

Oh shit. Oh boy. Oh. And in men, it's needed to keep the muscles and bones strong to maintain a normal mood and energy level and to maintain interest. What's a normal mood? Maintain interest in sex.

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Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Are we going to read the other ones too? Should we warm it up with the albumin? I don't have that. I just have the serum and the free. Wait, do you have testosterone total? Uh oh. Yeah, that's the serum. Yeah. What? Wait.

Don't look at mine. Do not look at mine. Who are you looking at? Yes, it's the number that should be in the hundreds, is the one that... What about this one that's in like... Hundreds? What? What? So you don't have albumium? I don't, no.

BANNER SENTENCE! Well, let's just go. Adam, go ahead. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, can I get a drum roll? I wish we didn't get them. It's the whole point is that now I know. So the first, like if we never saw them, someone could just go, Adam, you have this number.

And we all go, whoa. Okay. But none of us know what we have. Oh, that's true. But as soon as... Yeah, we should have done it a little differently. I don't know why we were handed these. You had handered.

You just said handed. Yeah. It's the thing I say now after I throw them to bed. I don't know why we were handed this okay handed you just like a nerd Who should start I Don't know man. I'm good. I'm gonna start okay wait. I wanted to get a drum roll All right, well then you hit us with one or just do what make it with your mouth Binding what globulin what are you looking at? No, I only have testosterone test okay, so my number we ready everyone listening is like Troy Aikman on stage with Vance. It's not him! Troy, he's got another press. It is, dude. It is.

Now he's got a giant cotton candy. Tongue roll, please. My testosterone is 795. Is that higher? Whoa! Is that higher, La? Are you serious? Is that higher, La?

Many of them came numerous times. How's my poker face? It's really good. Wee-oo! Blake's is less good. Laughter Blake's like... Can I see it? Blake's is less good.

I'm getting worried after hearing that number. Okay. Okay, so Ders, do you want to go next? I'll go next. Blblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl Six hundred and eighty-five. Fuck this now! Dang, okay. A hundred points higher, I feel like such a hard throbbing cock of a man. In the fine print it says, every hundred is an inch. Oh wow.

Holy shit. I didn't read that on mine, but that makes me feel kind of good. Did you see that? You have a 12-inch stick. That's crazy to me. feel kind of good? I feel like the best version of this game would be me blowing you guys out of the water. That would be the best. But also I feel like we should have started maybe with you because everyone pegged you to have the lowest. No one's pegged me No one has pegged me 59

And ladies and gentlemen my testosterone total is For real dude or 82.2. What does that mean? That means that, I mean, you should just tuck your dick up your butt and call it a day. 482. Call it a day. But didn't that guy on the pod we did say he was like in like below 300 or something? No, no, no, he didn't say that. No, he did not say that.

Dude, am I am I sick? No, I think I think maybe you should... You're a woman. I think you're not sick, you're a woman. Yeah, and that's fine. What's weird is we all guessed it, and I'm actually a little bummed that we guessed it right. I am too, man. I really wanted to impress you guys.

I'm bummed that it wasn't closer. So that makes me twice the man that you are, dude, which sucks. Crazy. I'm okay. Anna's giving me thumbs up. You're okay. I mean, you're not dying, but I mean, I think you're on the low end. Are you waking up rock hard?

No. Okay, ever. You never wake up rock hard. No, sometimes. Okay. Well, I'm wake up rock hard. No, sometimes. Okay, well I'm in the same boat. It's not every day I'm waking up. By the way, I'm like, is that... Those guys told us that's like the telltale sign or whatever.

Well, those guys are in their early 30s and we are in our 40s. 40-50. No sir, I don't like it. Blake and I are 41 years old. Not yet, I'm soon. Oh yeah, that's right. Damn, I'm like depressed. That's soon. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm like depressed That's a symptom of low T. Yeah depression. Yeah, you're stoked. You're about to get free Yeah, you're gonna get we're paying for your testosterone

So vascular what will happen to me? I will completely change. Oh, you're gonna look exactly like Joe Rogan. Yeah And a lot of people I mean, he's very rich, he's very successful. Smokes man. Damn, so like pretty much that just signed me up for this whole week you guys making fun of my low testosterone. I mean we're not gonna make fun of you, we're just gonna tell everyone who sits down. Yeah. Please don't tell Travis Kelce if we get him on here. Well we're gonna make him guess and I mean obviously he's gonna to guess correct. Yeah.

Man. It's not like we need to tell anyone. Well, I will say that I did not think that I was going to be on the high end. I really didn't. Where are you at? 795. It's science. That's really good.

That's a legit number. I'm very, I was now, now hearing your number, I thought we were all going to be in that range. I thought Durs was going to have me beat. He thought we were all gonna be in that range I thought Durz was gonna have me beat he is an ex collegiate athlete He's he is a few years older and your your T starts to dip damn near 50. Yeah, he's almost 60 years old Oh my god I can't even I can't even I gotta go I gotta go get some tea. Yeah Obviously, there's there's so much testosterone in this place. There's a doctor probably right over there.

Yeah, maybe he gets to in the gold coat. Yeah, and that guy in the glittery gold coat, he's gonna shoot you up. But you know what's low for me? I didn't get other results. I don't know why you got... I'm so sorry, Ders. Why don't we all have the exact same shit?

Why did you hand-hander him this? Like my testosterone bioavailable... Yeah, I don't know what that means. ...is really low. Huh. It's on the low end. It's 160. I only have one result. And if you're under 110, you're a woman.

Oh. Huh? Oh, that's nice. Mine says it's between 264 and 916 is on the high end. So if you're in that range, you're okay. So you're not dying. Yeah, no. So technically, if you have 1100, you're on steroids. What's going on there? Yeah

Yeah, yeah something something's off with you. That's crazy. Yeah, which by the way Maybe instead of doing testosterone we all just do steroids just one cycle of tren. Yeah, I believe it's called. Yeah Adam's like I don't think it's called this. I don't know. Maybe it's called tren. I don't know. Maybe I'm not sure I haven't looked into it or anything. Okay. But then I looked in, then you get bacne and then you get your hair falls out, which is the only reason I'm not on the back steroids. And the hair falling out. Yeah.

Ken, maybe you could do something to counterbalance that. You can do Rogaine or whatever, right? Yeah. Sponsored by Rogaine. Yeah, I could. Yeah. Or just wear cool wigs. Adam's like, I could. Well, I haven't... I think I should start. Isaac told me that I'm... he like whispered, you're a bald bitch.

Like, uh... Yeah. Yeah, I did... When I did that, um... That, uh... What was it? The TurboTax commercial I did. Yes. And it was like the rain... It ended up getting cut from the commercial,

which was stupid, but there was like a rain machine and it was me dancing with the rain. And then like, you know, your hair gets wet and so you can see your scalp a little bit. And he was like, Isaac panicked, dude. He was like, oh, we need makeup to go in and cover his hair. You can see his scalp.

Right. I mean, I do like that they cut it because they were like, he looks exactly like you. Would you say an old bald woman? Yeah, it's an old bald woman. What was that from? With really high testosterone, I'm so proud of you. Yeah.

Gosh, maybe that, it's just cool that it explains why you guys are assholes and I'm a bitch. It's like scientifically proven. Yeah, it's probably that. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Well, now I kind of wonder what Kyle's is. Because Kyle's all, you know, I wish he was sitting here. He chose not to come.

We have a chair for him. He's like, no, I don't want to be part of your guys' group anymore. Because he is such a bitch, you know. So I'm sure he would have even lower than you But he's eating all those adrenal. Yeah, but he is eating all those babies Son of a gun. Mm-hmm. That's cool. What don't we have like a party lined up tonight? Aren't we going to like the Kelsey Brothers party after this? You have to show your testosterone results to get in.

Yeah, you have to be over 600 in order to even walk through those doors. Wait, what was your number again? 482. Almost 500. Almost. But remember, the nurse told me that I should have lifted some weights before. We didn't lift weights either. should have lifted some weights before. We didn't lift weights either. You probably lifted earlier that day. I got it done at 8 a.m.

Oh, yeah. In the afternoon. I had actually worked out already. No, I didn't. All right. So tonight, more willing, we'll get in that party. Pizza, pizza. Well, I'm. Well, I was excited for that. If you guys could get me in, I'm pretty hyped.

Yeah, we're going to talk to somebody. I thought, see, with our testosterone combined. Son of a bitch. I can't believe I'm on the outside of this. Damn it. That's okay, dude. And I don't want you to feel bad that you're such a bitch, and I don't want you to feel bad about that.

Honestly, I shouldn't be surprised. I just really wanted the Rock Your Guy's world. I wanted that too. Yeah, shouldn't be surprised I just really wanted the Rock Your Guys world. I wanted that too. I just didn't want to be sitting in your seat right now. I had live at the Super Bowl with thousands of people clamoring to come on stage. Troy Aikman over there now he's deep throat and corn dogs. I mean the guy can't stop eating and it's weird. Troy I, I don't know if we're going to have time to eat too, but the stick is the end. OK?

Jesus, my god, man. Well, all these people here, and then I would hate to be in your position. It's out that you have the lowest testosterone. And I just, I would hate to. History is what it said. The bottom of the printout. Well, and I just, I would hate to. And history is what it said at the bottom of the printout. Well, and it's, I want to meet someone that is like truly

in the 200s. Like, are they just a meek, like meek little, like where they look like they're iron deficient, you know? Or like the type of person that you're like, I bet they could walk on my back. You know, like a dainty man, like a little. Like Gollum. Like Gollum. Yeah.

Someone that... Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. No wonder you can do that. I can't do it. I don't know. 69! I always tried to do it. I couldn't. Now we know why. Yeah, we're gonna go to that party tonight. A lot of testosterone is going to be thrown around there. Yeah. Adam's going to be putting some people in headlocks. I hope so. I ran into Jason Kelsey in the lobby of the hotel and he was hyped. He said, I hope you guys are there, but that was pre-result. So, yeah, we shall see.

We shall see. But Super Bowl 59, baby. Do we start talking football or are we just kind of... Yeah, do you guys have a pick? Yeah, the Chiefs, obviously. Okay, are you going to do like a score and things? Yeah, 69. Okay.

69, dudes! They tie at 69 and then Roger Goodell just walks to midfield and goes... Ladies and gentlemen, that's the Super Bowl. Yes. Wait, you really think that's gonna happen? That's my pick. That's what I'm saying. Okay. You think that that's...

Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, you guys can have your own picks but that one is mine. Ders, what do you think Ders? Adam took mine. I was like... Oh, damn it. Are you reading my results? I wish I wouldn't have read mine earlier.

It's the Chiefs and it's the Eagles. Yes. Wow. That's right. Good job. You were able to surmise that? Word of the day. Hot, hot, hot, hot!

I was like, word of the day. I feel like it's going to be the Chiefs. OK. I mean, a three-peat is pretty fucking incredible. And did you hear the thing about Pat Riley, the GM of the Miami Heat basketball team, owns the rights to the word, the phrase three-peat. And he struck a deal with the NFL so they can use it. And if you win when the Chiefs win

Is that because of the Lakers right? Yeah, but the Lakers never three-peated did they not with Matt magic? I don't think so. I say no. Oh Well, the bulls are the first three people. Yeah, then why did why does he why is Pat? Oh because they were going for it and going for dude. Hey, guess what? I'm going to Trademark for Pete. Okay, and then you heard it here for four feet Adam has four feet. That's our piece That sounds so cool. Yeah for Pete. Hey, that's one better. It really just rolls off of the top dude Imagine imagine the cheese they get a three feet. Yes, and then they run it back Boy cashes some fucking checks with a four-peat. Tell you what, tell you where I would be.

Tell me. Right here with you guys, because I love you, and I love doing the podcast. Thank you, man. It feels really good to be in person in New Orleans. I don't like it. I was saying before the podcast that like, I like looking at my guys. Okay. I don't like it. That's not how it's done. I was saying before the podcast that like, I like looking at my guys. OK. I don't like doing this. We're still looking at each other. I'm not.

We could probably have you sit. Troy Akeman, what's he got? He's got a elephant ear. My god. He's got a funnel cake? Jesus Christ. Where is he getting this stuff? Troy, you got to be camera ready.

Where are you even finding pot stickers? Dude, and that's... That is crazy. The crazy thing is, he still looks great. He does. He looks great. He looks like Jay-Z, right? Be whatever you want, Troy, because it's working, baby. It's working, doggy.

You guys have seen the picture where he looks like Jay-Z? Wait, really? You've never seen this? Oh, I have, actually, yeah. It's weird. And I'll say Jay-Z doesn't keep it as tight as Troy. Oh. Yeah. Wow. I'd say I'm willing to say that.

I'm willing to go on record. Seeing my testosterone score right there, I'm willing to say that now. And I bow to you. I'm willing to let shit fucking fly knowing that I have all this testosterone. It's crazy, man. I'm intimidated. Yeah shit fucking fly knowing that I have all this testosterone. It's crazy, man.

In the chamber. I'm intimidated. Yeah. We should have known. Now I can sit however I want. Yeah, dude. You can whip your dick out if you want. Shit.

Our dick. Yeah. Troy wants to see it. My dick and balls are shooting out the bottom right now, and I don't care because of my high T. God. Goodbye. Hi, this is Ruthie Rogers, host of Ruthie's Table Four.

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production on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Did you see the picture? Yeah, would you like it? It's unreal. Yeah, show me over here. Can you make it smaller for Adam? partner of I Heart Women Sports. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean... Can you guys see it? Don't even worry about the Wi-Fi. Just double touch so it zooms in. I don't know how to do that. What? Oh, God. And you're our tech guy? Dude. Jesus.

Oh. Okay. Yeah. Did you know how to do that? No. How'd you do that? Adam, were you just double touch? I don't think I did. I don't think I did. Can the fans at home see that? Yeah, the fans are... The old guys...

Let me see that. Let me see that. Yeah, I mean they do look remarkably similar. That is crazy. And that when the face slit down the middle there, that's wild. Yeah. That's a wild side by side. That's where you draw the line. That's where I draw the line. You said slit down the middle as opposed to split. Yeah. With all this testosterone, I'm always thinking about slits. When you shit nine times in the morning. I'm all with all this testosterone. I'm always thinking about In the morning, I think it's lit as much damn dude. God damn Oh, wait, how do I get how do I zoom out now? No your computer lives there now you have to There's please stop bullying me

No, you're good Blake only knows what like Sabrina Carpenter's up to. Bro. I like her a lot. With that amount of testosterone, he only knows what Chappellrone is, where she currently, what smoothie she likes. Oh, at Erawan? Yup. Her Erawan smoothie goes crazy.

The Haley Baldwin Erawan smoothie. Oh my God. It's so good with the moss, the sea moss. The more you explain it, the lower my tea dips. Damn. You're getting lower tea from being around me. God damn. Breathing the same air. That's probably why my tea has gotten so freakishly high. That's why Adam left early last night. He was like, I'm losing tea.

I'm losing tea. I'm going to go home around Blake. It's science. And by the way I stopped counting it's more than nine I've shit three times since we've been hanging out this morning. It's science. Every time I go in the bathroom I let one fly. Every time I look around he's taking shits. This dude is throwing Hail Marys into the toilet, baby. Yeah, and they're connected, man. That's a lot of shit. And so you, we talked about this. You sit bare ass on public toilet seats, right? Yeah, obviously.

With this much tea, you got to. You know what? The tea kills it. For sure, you're absorbing some tea off those seats. Yeah. That's the secret to the sauce. Well, I went into the stall immediately following Sean Mariam. Oh, okay.

So I bet I got some tea. Yeah. Your tea level. The testosterone from, and it was, it was still a hot seat. It was still a hot seat. And I nuzzled right, right, right down on there. I will say I wasn't nervous because you guys know that I'm a standup wiper. You guys know this about me. Yes.

You guys know. Yeah. The world knows. The world knows. And the world also knows that I pound waters. They do now. Yeah. So I was standing up and someone tried to come in

and the door obviously didn't lock. And I go, no! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, no! But so weird. I literally on the flight here, for some reason, was thinking about if I was in a public restroom and someone tried to open the door, if it would be funny for me to scream,

don't even think about it, like, to somebody, like, as loud as possible and just, like, see what the response would be. Like, would it raise the stakes? I would have laughed. Yeah. No, but like screaming it in a way where you're like, whoever's in there. Something's going on. Is not to be fucked with. Yeah. There might be a, like, you're like disassembling a person in there.

And do you guys, do you guys shit on planes? On planes? Uh, I have. It's time for me to fit. Uh, I do 100% of the have. It's time for me to fit. I do 100% of the time. That's a big T move. Right. He's in the Mile High Club.

That's life! I will say that is big T. Big T energy. Hey, how much longer is this flight? 15 minutes. Well, ma'am, excuse me. Dude. I need to shit to make this fight...

Right back. ...to make this flight an actual fight. I'll be right back. I'll be right back, sweetheart. I don't take a long... I don't take a sweet... I feel like when I stand up at a urinal, I piss... It's a better piss. Mm-hmm.

Gotcha, bitch! And I piss for longer. Okay. You guys have seen... You guys... It's well documented how long I pee. Yes, if we know anything about you, high T, pee long. Yeah. It probably coincides with each other.

But now, you know what is a low T move that I do? And I would say almost exclusively. Sitting like you are now? I sit, I'm going to grab a water, because you know that I drink a lot of water now. I will sit to this. We've, BOW TO YOUR SENSES! I wanna say we covered that.

We had to have. In episode three. Oh, okay, well fuck, I mean, we're 280 now, I'm sorry if I repeat one goddamn fact about my life, god dang. It's just this one time. Troy, do you wanna hear it? You good? You got ribs? Sorry if I repeat one goddamn fact about my life. Yeah, it's just this one time. Troy, do you want to hear it?

You good? You got ribs? No, he's got a rack of ribs. This guy. Can someone get him a bowl for the bone? Okay. He's eating the bones. He's Arby's eating the bones. He ate the bones. My goodness. Yeah, well thanks for resharing. Yeah. I'm havingharing. Yeah.

I'm having a blast guys. This is really, really fun. I wonder what the party... I'm excited for tomorrow's podcast because we're going to have a lot of fun tales. Killy, Killy, Killy.

Is that why you clapped, dude? Don't treat me any different. I'm still the same guy I always was. You're not a guy. You're not a guy. You're not a guy. You're not a guy. You're not a guy. I hate this.

You're not a guy. Do you have that drop? You're not a guy. I'm going to have to look a while. I'll find it. I'm real. I'm going to have to look a while. I'm going to have to look a while.

I'm going to have to look a while. I'm going to have to look a while. I'm going to have to look a while. I'm going to have to look a while. I'm going to have to look a while. I'm going to have to look a while. I'm going to have're not a guy, pal. Do you have that drop? You're not a guy, pal. I'm going to have to look a while. I'll find it. I'm a dude. What were you going to ask about the party? I'm excited to do like what epic tales.

What's going to happen tonight? Am I going to put one of the Kelsey bros in a choke hold? Be careful with that. Because I saw them. Because one of them does have to play in the Super Bowl. Yeah, and I don't want to injure him, obviously. I might go over to the Draft King sports book and put some fucking coin on it. Maybe we do that.

Yeah, the game's going to end 69 to 69, and then they just say the game's over. Roger Goodell walks in and says. And that's the Super Bowl. C. Swift coming in there? You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. I wonder, my assistant Michelle, she really, really wants to party with T. Swift. Yeah. What will happen?

I wonder if Swiftie will be... Wait, Troy Aikman's lifting your assistant over his head now? Yeah. And she's not to eat. What? his head now. Yeah. Bench press it. She's not to eat. What? OK, put her down. Chill.

Chill. Jesus. Troy. T-Roy. What the heck? Yeah. Now he just has a jaw breaker. And now what are you guys using for the eyeline?

Just sort of the general vis- Troy's moving around a lot. So all right. You still got it. He's spry. Yeah. He can still scramble. He's moving. He's moving. He's got wheels. He can still scramble. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. You're around a lot. You still got it. He's spry. He can still scramble. He can still scramble. You're not that guy pal. Trust me.

You're not a guy pal. You're not a guy. My man card was taken away at Super Bowl 59. 59 dude! 59 dude. Look at all the old Super Bowl tickets. That's cool. They're like the posters for all the Super Bowls. That

one was the sick one. That's the one that I think... This is so good for a podcast. There's one with like parrots on it. That's the one like the Raiders were in. Google that. Why did they... I mean, they were just on acid when they made that ticket? Yeah. Everybody was coked up, doing acid. Doing acid. It was in San Francisco, so they're like, yeah. Let's go for it.

All the fruits and nuts up there. The weird coast. My dad and my uncle said that for maybe 11 years when I first moved to California. He was like, how are all the fruits and nuts out there in California? I'm like, I don't know. It's fine. You've been there. I don't know. What do you want me to say? Yeah.

I met a friend named Blake. Yeah. Speaking of the fruits. Thank you. Speaking of fruits and nuts. Well, small nuts, but nuts. Nuts. Technically. I wonder if... Now, I've never thought of like... I guess I have thought about the size of your cock, but now I'm really thinking about it.

And is it... We always joked on the on workaholics that you had a micro penis, but is it, is it micro or is it just a ball? Micro? Micro. Dirty job? Yeah, your dick is a dirty job. Love that one. Um, it's not micro, but I might need to get on a cycle for sure. We're going to tee you up.

Yeah, we're going to tee you up. And I'm, I'm excited once we tee you up. Are you going to reach the levels of Durs and myself? There's no way. There's literally no way. That's not possible. I think so. Didn't that guy say that he like went all the way to,

didn't he say he got up into the thousands? You're putting a lot of numbers in Taylor's mouth. I thought Taylor said that he was below 300 and he got on a cycle and then he like... Well, they don't call it on a cycle. That's steroids. Yeah. And he said the name of it and he said it wasn't like, it wasn't TRT, which I guess is the real deal stuff. Which is probably what you would need. Yeah, with your freakishly low numbers. I'm glad you're in triple digits, bud.

Yeah, me too, dude. Me too. Thank you guys. We can round up. I'm 500. We can't. We have to stick with the numbers. I'm 500. Well, then I'm 800. I'm 795. Well, yeah. Is that what it was?

Let me read that again. Yep. 795. Damn. Feeling alive. Pretty beefy over there, man. Pretty beefy. Whip it out. Right there. Whip it out.

For the fans at home. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epics? It is. Any take backs? Troy, sorry we didn't have time for you. We will get you.

I'm glad we're here, though. Yeah. Because we're here. We're at the Super Bowl. Yeah. And we really are. We really are. We didn't just build a sixth stage for once and we're actually here at the Super Bowl. Like I said, thousands of people milling about, watching us, laughing really hard.

They just weren't mic'd up. Troy Aikman is actually right there. He stuck with us the whole time. And now he's like rolling his eyes like I can't believe we didn't mic'd up. Troy Aikman is actually right there. He stuck with us the whole time. And now he's like rolling his eyes. Like, I can't believe we didn't get to... Troy, we can't understand you. We'll be here tomorrow. You can't stop eating.

We'll be here tomorrow. We'll be here tomorrow, Troy. All right. Don't worry. And I would like to take back coming up with the idea to check our testosterone levels because I know that this hurts you deeply in your core, Blake. And I don't like that. You are...

Well, you were a really good friend of mine. Right. Yeah. I was going to say you're one of my boys. I don't know if we're allowed to say that anymore. I'm a dude. But yeah, I feel a little bad for putting this on you. When we all knew it was going to be you. Yeah, we did. We did.

I was really hoping. We pegged you. Nobody has pegged me. You've been pegged. I have not. With numbers like that, you might be pegged. You still will feel my 59, though. I am going to 59.

Yeah, that's something someone would say with your amount of tea. Was it 230? Embarrassing. 500. Not 500. We should get somebody. Do you think we could find somebody in this room with lower testosterone?

Because to me, that's what's scary. I wouldn't want to do that to anyone else except for my boys right here. Is it abnormally low? It's technically in the healthy range. Thank you. So he isn't super low yet. But obviously he's just entering his 40s now. It's gonna go down. By the time he's 50 he will grow breasts. I will be galling. And his dick will just lop off. Turn into a clip. Well that comes to my apologies. I like to apologize to all the the boarders out there who really want to see your boy on top of the Testosterone Mountain.

Yep. But I failed you and I'm sorry. And I will get better. I will get better results next time. Well, because we're going to pay for it. Yeah, we're paying for it. So yeah. So and we are actually here live at the Super Bowl.

And that was another episode of almost live. This is important. Live. All right. What are you playing? What is this? Teed up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, everybody. Troy, thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Troy. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Hey, you guys. I'm Catherine Legg.

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