This Is Important - The Best There Is, The Best There Was & The Best Of Eps 46-50

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Here we go. most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. What's going on? Yeah.

Well, I'm at my parents house. I'm in Lake of the Ozarks right now. You could tell by the fun, my mom has so many signs talking about wine. Yep. No way. SNL is listening. Really?

Yeah. Every inch of her home is mentioning wine or how there's love in this house or something. So. Snapchat memory. Are they like Bible verses undercover or is it just like? No. My mom did go through like a real Bible verse phase

that lasted like three years when she, she was like going to like Bible, like she'd go on Wednesdays and they'd talk about Bibles and shit, but really it was like a way for her to like make new friends. Just different versions of the Bible. Just different, well there are, there's lots of versions of it. There's tons of- There are. Different covers, different holders, different versions online. Tons of shit. The Blue Jeans Bible. And it was mostly like just a way for her to buy new merch, so every week she'd come home with like a little new like angel figurine or like a thing

that to hang on the wall. God merch. Merch. God merch. Dude, the God merch game is, the Jesus merch game is out of control. So good. Yeah, hell yeah.

I'm sure you would know. Now she's staring at me like I care. She's right there. I don't care. There's no dirty laundry. We're washing it all. Guys, this might be a dumb question and maybe you guys could help me out. Do you guys remember Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul, the book? Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. Was that Christian? Yes. Was that Christian? Yeah. Yes. That's up at my cabin. Okay, that was my Bible dog. Was it? Wait, chicken soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken soup for the soul. Was that what it was called? Yeah, it was chicken soup for the soul.

Chicken soup for the soul. Yeah. That was Christian. Dude, that shit just hit the back of my mind. I feel like they made one that was like chicken soup for the teenage soul. And like, I feel like my church was like, you gotta get this brother. Dude, it was all the souls. It was every type of soul that they could they spun them the Jesus merch game is Unbeatable, I don't care all other merch game looks to the Jesus merch game and like how do we get this? Right, they say Jesus Because Christians buy merch. They have t-shirts, they have shit on their walls. They have, my mom for a while had a whole room dedicated,

the guest bedroom of her house, it was like all over the house. And then she got a little less Christian, and she kind of fell out with that group of friends. And then that moved, consolidated all the Jesus stuff kind of into the spare bedroom. So when I would come home and I'm in the spare bedroom, and there's just Jesus shit all over,

it's a tiny, it was my sister's bedroom growing up, it was the size of a large closet. It was fucking small. It barely fitted. Well documented and your parents hated her, go ahead. Yeah. Thank you God. And it was just the tiniest thing.

So then you're there and I'm there for a week and I'm like 19 years old, 20 years old, I'm visiting and you have to jerk off that you have to within a week if you're a teenager or if you're a 20 year old boy or an adult man. Come on, yeah! Or at any age. And then there's just Jesus stuff staring at me

from every angle. So I'm very well versed in the Jesus merch game. That's why you now like to sit in the middle of a circle of guys and beat off while they stare at you. You need what? Yeah, that's the only way I could do it. I could, I could do it now is I have to have those, those Jesus paintings that for sure the eyes following you.

And that's well documented. Yep. Well documented. Well done. Now that's, that's chicken soup for the fucking jerkin' off soul right there, brother. Hell yeah. Chicken soup for the horny. Oh man, you want to say that one more time for the people at home? Right.

That's chicken soup noodles for the jerk. Literally, as soon as I say things I don't remember what I said. I hate my brain. Snapchat memory. Chicken soup for the horny soul, baby. As soon as I say things, I don't remember what I said. I hate my brain. Snapchat memory. Chicken soup for the horny soul, baby. For the jerk off, you know who. Winning. Chicken soup for the jerk off soul.

Like when your soul needs to jerk off and you got to have the chicken soup. A jerk chicken noodle soup. Well said. Jerk chicken noodle soup. There said. Jerk chicken noodle soup. There we go. Now we're workshopping it. And we can leave that. It's funny you should say that though,

cause I was eating chicken noodle soup and I was thinking of, I was like, what was the book? Chicken Soup for the Soul? What was that? But it was Christian. The Lord works in so many ways in your life. He gives you so many signs

and you refuse to walk the path. He's still carrying you. He's still carrying He's got his thumb up my ass Today should we stop swearing? Dang it guys. No more swearing. Try it. All right, try it. Yeah, try it. We'll have a swear jar Hey, Will Smith doesn't swear on his records Well, I do so fuck him and fuck you too. Yeah, I don't curse Hey, Will Smith doesn't swear on his records. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Or what are we thinking is G for fucking ginormous cum load? Oh No, dude. I need your guys help because today I went out for breakfast Good good good gargantuan cock gorgoline balls

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like to talk about as well but basically what threw me for a loop is is so the waiter asked me uh how would you like your eggs? Okay. The waiter asked me how it and I panicked fellas because I only know one way to cook an egg. What? Did you say scrambled? I said scrambled. Oh boy. How do you got- On your avocado toast? I need help guys. How do you remember egg style?

Why don't you just say over easy? I don't know any other style except scrambled. Over easy. Is there yolk on your face? Well first of all, I will say that Blake is the hands down the worst ordererer when it comes to ordering food. Great observation. He will always choose something, either he'll just copy you, whatever you did.

He's like, okay, yeah, if that's good, I'll do that. And you're like, well, okay, there's a whole menu here. Or he'll choose something. He's like, you know what I'm thinking? The corned beef and hash or something that you're like, what? That's so great. Yeah. How's your shrimp po' boy at this Mexican restaurant? Yeah, that's what it'll be. It'll be like, you know what? Maybe it is 94 degrees. Maybe a hot bowl of chili Yeah, and you're like and then always without fail it comes to the table and he says I biffed it

Stop biffing your order or or he won't order, he'll be like, nah, I'm actually not hungry, I ate something. And then he'll be like, are you gonna finish that sandwich? And you'll go, no. And he'll just house it. I'm resourceful, bitch. I'm the vulture of the crew, dude. That's true.

Clean up crew. You're a snack vampire. I apologize for, early apology for eating any food of yours that you guys didn't want But if you were gonna throw it away me eating it is is kind to the environment Yeah, also Blake just take a moment and visualize it you got avocado toast coming and you're putting I know Scrambled fucking eggs on the toast. What are you supposed to put on it? I've never ordered it and I never will I would put an Over easy. It's a poached. It's a poached egg. That is the standard That's a good idea to you. I love that sounds great. Well, I'm anti poaching

I'm pro. I'm pro poaching. No poy. But what are the other? What are the other ways that eggs are prepared other than hard-boiled? I know that one. That's like okay first you came out the game hard-boiled. I think that is it I know two ways we've already said a couple we've said over easy over easy It's over medium. It's hard boil over hard Sunny side up. What does that mean? Okay? What is over medium mean that sounds like a steak, dude That's consistency of the yoke now over medium is just the consistency of the yoke on your fucking face dog without an L You're yelling about something that it makes you sound dumber when you get riled up You're telling me the Sun comes up tomorrow, too, even though it just came up it just came up it's gonna come up tomorrow I know hard-boiled dog. Okay, when I get back in the corner

I yell and I realize that I backed myself into this corner, but still I'm fighting my way out, dude. Hey, you should just stick to talking about cum, okay? That's the one thing you know. What's the type of eggs where it's kind of like cummy in the middle? See? Here we go. There we go.

And here we are. Over sleazy. That's the one that's like cooked, they open it in hot ass water. That's poached, right? Where it's like you drop it in the water and then the water cooks it together and it looks like calm baking. Okay.

I'm so excited. Yeah, yeah, I'm in with you Blake. I'm there with you Blake. I like it. I'm sick of being like, you know, kid friendly. Is it you've had your tipping point? Okay. I mean, the podcast community would implode if we didn't have a hot, hot, fresh out the oven, new app. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Would it? It would? The community? Yeah, they would. Kyle, are you talking the community? Yeah. I just was wondering if that was the truth, if you heard that anywhere. Yeah. A lot of people stop me in the streets. When I'm in the streets, they're like, a new episode better drop on my skull. Or else I'm imploding. Personally, I'm imploding.

No, they don't say personally, they say the community. The community. Oh, that's where I had it wrong. I got it. And Adam, I don't know if you're being serious. I can never tell ever if you're being serious or not. But is that because I'm your favorite actor or is that- You are an excellent actor and you have a great.

Okay. And you're a human mystery. You are a mysterious friend. Killer liar, dude, you're the best. But upon being out and about in Atlanta, I have actually had quite a few people come up and tell me they're listening to the pod. So shout out to the community for listening.

Yes. Yes. Now I get it a lot. People are listening. It's pretty, it is pretty cool. It's true. It is cool. I got my first one in Oregon. I was at some lake in the middle of nowhere and the dude at the harbor. Your first one? Yeah. It's like for the podcast. Somebody, my first, Hey Man, the podcast is great. Yes. All right. As opposed to like, yo Workaholics. Oh and. Oh, I've been getting that since for for months and months and months now.

Well you're lucky. I feel like I go out more than you do, yeah. You're out, I'm at home writing like a weirdo. Yeah, you're kissing your children and loving your family. I got my first one as well. I was hiking in, where was I, Lake Hollywood? Oh, hiking? And the guy was coming up behind me

and I was like, hey, let's move over. And I'm going, it's like, hey, I'm listening to you right now. Right now. Oh, that's next level. He goes, he goes, oh, dang. I can scent that fart anywhere.

That wet salad? That fart, the sound of that fart, I can hear it. Yeah, that dude smells exactly like he sounds. Yeah, you're like, wait a second, that's some hot water trash. I found him in the wild. But he was listening to it at the moment? Yeah, and I was like, and I quizzed him,

I was like, oh yeah, what are we talking about? You didn't believe him? He said, come, and you're like, you got it. And he was like, yeah, yeah. He was like, I think Ders and Adam are talking about Peru. And I was like, I don't think we ever, are you lying? What's up?

Yeah. I think we did that. First episode. I think that was like, yeah, way, way back. One of the firsts. Oh, is that where you guys did Bad Ideas? Is that what that is? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. So he was telling the truth. We're talking our Peruvian days. Beautiful, good. Yeah, he was new. Well, you know what? He was, that was the first episode. So he saw you. Dude, you know what? He was, that was the first episode. So he saw you.

Dude, this is what I thought. Probably stretching, stretching in at the base of the mountain. Right. As I know you do, you like to get nice and limber before your early, early, early morning. You gotta get all the farts out. Yeah, you gotta squeeze all the farts out

before you attack the mountain. And then he was like, I know what I'm queuing up. Blake, can you hit me with my dad saying this shit's important? Oh sure yeah Let me let me pull that up right here that shit's important. Oh, you know cuz I got some pretty big news I think you guys have all hit me For the community this is for the community. Yes, we have a big news over in the divine household so my dad obviously, he's been cancer dad for the last few months.

My dad. Very excited that he no longer necessarily needs to rock that moniker because he got some fucking awesome news that he has no detectable cancer in his body. Woo! Oh my god! I feel like this is the, that's amazing. Congratulations. This is huge news. That's so fucking cool.

Yeah, it's very cool. That shit's important. The community must be freaking right now. The community's freaking. Everybody. That's the quickest. That was so fast. He, he whooped its ass in the first round.

Do you think he was faking it? Was this even real? Oh, here we go. Yeah, I personally never went with him to the hospital and I did FaceTime him when he was in the hospital and it could be a set. Deep fake. It could be a set,

but I don't feel like my dad has the technical wherewithal because I am his son and I know I couldn't do that. So I don't think he is faking it. I do think it's real. So. Okay. Well, you are my most's real. So. Okay. Well, you are my most mysterious friend. Yeah.

He might be the most mysterious dad. So there's really best liar. The best liar, fantastic liar. Do you follow Britney Spears on Instagram? Because it is a great follow. She is awesome. I don't. Right.

It kind of made me sad. I looked at it once and I was like, it kind of looks like she's always crying. Like every pose she has is just like her dancing. But then it looks like she's just got done, like just got done crying. Like it's always like, I just got done crying my eyes out and now I'm gonna do a little TikTok dance in my kitchen.

And you're just like, well, maybe do this when you're- Get the pain away. That's all she knows, dude. That's all she knows, yeah- He has the pain away. That's all she knows, dude. That's all she knows, yeah. That's fine, yeah. That's all she knows. I don't know. When she held up that big snake,

I was like, we're in trouble. This is trouble. Oh, I'm a slave. Best song. Apparently, the dad has a drinking problem and Kevin Federline filed a restraining order against him so he can't see their children. Go, K-Fed.

Cause of some Incident with him and one of the kids there was a shady incident Apparently just one of those days good job allegedly that makes me so happy that kayfeds a good dad nobody mentioned shady incident So I'm pumped everything is fuck. Is it great? I mean I again I don't know anything about this But isn't it crazy that like kayfed could come out on top as like, the good guy? The guy? That's what I'm saying, that's tight.

Kay Fed is a good father. You're not that guy, pal, trust me. We know absolutely nothing about this, but Kevin Federline is the greatest dad in the history of dads. He's such a great dad. Once again, I don't know anything about this. I would love to give Kay Fed his flowers.

Let's give Kay Fed his flowers. Does he have a book on how to raise children? I think he's got a, hopefully he has a Netflix show coming out. I would love to give Kayfead his flowers. Let's give Kayfead his flowers. Does he have a book on how to raise children? I think he's got a- hopefully he has a Netflix show coming out. That would be amazing. Fatherhood with Kayfead. Right. I hope his children, when they do something good, they just scream... POPO ZOW!

Yeah! Thank you. Thank you. I'll have the Popo Zow on deck from now on. POPO ZOW! POPO ZOW! Thank you. Thank you. I'll have the popo's out on deck from now on this Now was that Kevin Federline screaming popo's out or is that like for sure? It's weird that he does it with an accent by the way our podcast has talked about the popo's out Any other podcast in the world I guarantee it. Well guess what the community asked for it and we're bringing it the community wants this Well guess what the community asked for it and we're bringing it. The community wants this. It's still a great track. It does it bumps. Yes, but like Adam said is that him shouting it? Yes. Oh, yeah And why did he use an accent? Yeah, why did he put a little like? Well, because it's like a Brazilian word and he's he's appropriating culture. I guess yeah

He's appropriating culture or just pronouncing it properly That's right, but is he are you appropriating it if you're just trying to do their accent so that you sound like no You're not you're just trying to pronounce it properly. That's not appropriating. That's Pronunciating that's exactly right and and that's how we all have to be at my wedding in Mexico. We all have to put on fun Mexican accents on everything that we say. And it's important. César, César. Like country is like cool now. Right. Yeah, totally.

Yeah, because there's no more cowboys like there used to be. There ain't no cowboy. Thank you. Put the O back in country. Have you ever heard that term okay? Put the O back in country? What is the- Yeah, because they called it country. Like it got wussy, got wussified. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I like that.

Actually, I'd never heard that before. Yeah. I've heard that thrown around in some place. How are you so country Blake? When did you get, how did you get so country? I don't know. It could be maybe my Iowa roots. I don't know.

Oh, well my sister and her husband are super down saying I will roots you were not born there you were not raised there I was born there and raised there I am the first Californian born but everyone that roots back is from Iowa shout out to okay I was lived there until I was 10 I was lived there. I was lived there. I want to say proudly, I was lived there till I was 10. God damn. Hey, well that's my Midwest education, man. Well also, sorry, my sister and her husband are super down for country, and like one of my dreams

was to pull up to that stagecoach festival. It's like basically, it's in the exact same place as Coachella, but it's fully countryed out. Sounds like it could be hit or miss. Well, it's fully countryed out. Sounds like it could be hit or miss. Well, it's fully countryed out to to an extent like they don't. It's all crossed over now because I feel like Snoop was playing that festival a couple of years ago. Snoop will do anything. That guy, that guy, you invite him to a thing. He is there.

But he probably played with Willie Nelson, though, right? Yeah. Yeah, he probably actually fucking hits country Hella hard and great guys not to mention country is the one type of music where you drop an album You still cash the fuck out they buy your shit. Yeah big time. Yeah true for one reason Walmart right here. They release it in Walmart people walk to Walmart. They don't have Spotify. They don't have good Wi-Fi Okay, come on. It is, there's no rock music anymore. There's not like a real...

Thank you. MTV, VJ, Adam, let's go. Go off. Adam Devine. It's, so now country is essentially like, there are some songs that I'm like, that doesn't sound that country to me. That sounds like a rock song. You know what I mean?

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What, a hundred, okay. What kind of books? Like, like pros? Like novels, like real. 100 books total, all of us have read 25. Okay, what kind of books like like like pros like like novels like really? 100 books total all of us have read 25. I've literally never seen you read a book Like you have never had a book in your hand. This is for grown men. I've never said I said a hundred I've never seen you have a book. Yeah, I'll come out the gate right now. I'm saying, but we know each other. Do I have a book here? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Have I started reading books during the quarantine? Kind of. I start, I read 30 pages of them, then don't finish. Then drop it. That's my shit. But

dude, I'm saying, I was just saying that I read maybe 25 books in my life. Bullshit. I call bullshit. I call bullshit. That's too much or too low? Too much. Kyle, I lived with you for seven, almost eight years, was that time frame that we lived together, saw each other every day, took vacations together, went on holidays together. Correct. Never once, not even one time did I see you read a book. Not once did you tie one on. I had lots of books. I had lots of directing books and editing books, and I read them, technical books.

Are we talking books that we own? Because I have shelves that are full of books that I don't read. All kinds of Ray Bradbury shit. Oh yeah, my book collection is poor. It's very bad. I think, Adam, you've probably read the most books. Yeah.

Oh, sounds like he wants the crown. Damn. I would say it's whatever you've read plus 16. Yeah, that's fair. That's probably, yeah. Right? Like 30. Like 30 maybe.

Did I ever tell you guys this? Did I ever tell you that? You don't know how to read? Probably, yeah, right. Like 30, like 30 maybe. Did I ever tell you guys this? Did I ever tell you that? You don't know how to read? Yeah. Well, kind of. When I was in high school, this dude who was a senior, when I was a junior,

he found out that I had never like read a book for high school, period. And he was like, I don't understand. I was like, I just don't do it. And he like wrote a paper about how someone like me can like survive. Why the public school system is just garbage because you slipped through. I was like, this is stupid. I can't, this guy's not me. Do you think you're dyslexic or something Ders? Is that what it is?

I know I am for sure. There's for sure, cause reading is not. It does not come easily. You're just talking, bro. What in my world? Well, this was the thing. Didn't you say that like you were definitely the type of kid who, cause in school you have to do a book report. You're supposed to read the fucking book and do a book report.

I'm the type of guy. You're that guy book report. You're supposed to read the hook and book and do a book report. I'm the type of guy. You're that guy pal, you're that guy. I would watch the movie of the book every time. I remember I doing like, I did a report on like William Wallace and I was like. It's just the Braveheart story, yeah. Beat for beat, Braveheart. This is the way.

And he was like, so this seems like the movie. I go, yeah, it's just like the book You know he knew I knew it was a very winky winky like, okay So your teachers kind of suck because they didn't like hold your feet to the fire a little bit Yeah, what do you think I got A's and B's? No, they were like you're passing but because you wrote pages But you passed. Yeah, why would you why would you pass if you didn't? You should have failed. Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying.

Yeah, you should have been a failure. I don't want you to fail. I'm just saying they a I wrote pages and B, they couldn't prove it. If you read his reports, though, they were hella funny, dude. Yeah, funny reports. I bet that is it. I bet that is. I had a lot of cut to in the book report. Yeah

exterior Scotland yeah And then they like all show their butts and then like I wish it says Mel Gibson in here I'm like that was the joke. You don't get the joke. Oh Do you not get it? Are you too dumb? You don't read it? Dumbass. Read a book. And then he's like, that's what you're supposed to do. Well, love. Well, huh. Did you guys read Cliff's notes?

Oh, dude. And Sparks' notes when they came out? Yeah. A whole new world. Yeah, Cliff's and Sparks' notes. That was a game changer. You could go buy the yellow book and just read it all in a night.

You know what though? Too long, right? That's what I'm saying. They were still so long. I was like, that's what I'm saying. And it would be like, here's the background of the story and like, here's the relationships. And I'm like, I might as well just go read the stinking book. Yeah, I definitely skimmed through Eclipse Notes and I'm like, this isn't buying me

any time. This is still... Thank you. It is amazing that we all have become writers because usually... Titans of industry. Yeah. Usually, you all- Titans of industry. Yeah. Usually, all become Titans of industry. Usually it's great readers become great writers

because you're supposed to, and good actors watch everything that they can get their eyes on. You know what I mean? And what about good porno dudes? Well, they fuck. 10,000 hours. Yeah, they just practice.

They put in the hours. They're outliers, man. They've been hours. Yeah, they just practice. They've heard in the hours. They've been fucking. But you know what? I guess the difference is and like, I wouldn't go out. We're making a living. We're professionals. But I would say like, for me, the 10,000 hours is watching TV and movies and recognizing patterns there and kind of like, downloading and you guys know, like in the room, I'll be like, okay, so in this movie, they did a thing where the reveal was this, we could make that Blake, but then change it from that to being this and it has a whole new whatever, you know?

Right, right. Right. I kinda know. Can't read sentence though. Yeah, you notice patterns. We all notice patterns, that's our thing. We're like pattern. Mm-hmm male pattern You know who I would like to give flowers to

Is our editor is mungy is whoever came up with money whoever died with it No is our editor Todd who in the last episode, we talked about Kyle's farts. And we made him do a lot of crafty edit work. Yes. Oh, yes. That was very good. Bringing the farts back.

And we only have two on file right now. I got some. But right now, if Todd could bring both farts back just right now, just so we could hear him again. Is that possible? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. And we're back. And we're back. both farts back just right now just so we can hear him again. Yeah, is that possible?

And we're back. And we're back. Yeah, hopefully I can add to it today. No! Oh, man. I hope I can add to it today. Oh, man. I'm sure you will. Hey, for you guys at home, Kyle just really ponied up on the screen there. I hope I can make you guys proud with my fart sounds. Oh gosh now he's performing for the clit. You are silence of the

lambs. I like that Kyle's like I just crossed a professional line in the sand. Yeah you're the guy who farted on here. I crossed we about mum munging as a professional. I don't want to walk down that road ever again. It was we crossed the line while he's taking his microphone, shoving it up his ass. And then what the what the fans pointed out is that Kyle immediately took the mic from his ass after he farted and went right back to his mouth. Well, that doesn't bother me. That doesn't bother me at all.

I'm here sitting and it might as well get the whiff of the purest form. You know what I mean? Wow. Unreal. Wait, might as well? Look, we've all definitely like... Well you know a fart smells different straight out though. I know. We've all whiffed our own farts. But you just said might as well.

Well, it's a better smell We I have never done it been like well, I might as well get it fresh I've been like man It's my am I gonna shit my pants. I mean get a little Back to avocado toast Honestly the best news we could have gotten I I've never really. Oh, really happy cried in my life. Have you guys ever happy cried before? I don't think I ever have. Yes, I have, I have.

Tears of joy? Tears of joy. You guys have children, so maybe that? That's what it was for me. My wife and I were trying to get pregnant for a long time, and then finally after like two and a half years, it was like, hey, I'm pregnant, and I just buckled and started crying

You're like it was pretty embarrassing I can't keep fucking like I was gonna say it was the opposite it was like now she's like and now we can stop having sex we did it And then I started crying. Yeah No, that was that was the moment for me, though. I was like. That's awesome. Oh my god. Yeah.

Yeah. I got a little misty-eyed when he, but I was at work, so I wasn't trying to be a fucking sobbing mess. A blubbering. So you didn't wanna be made fun of, yeah. Your co-stars are gonna bust ya. Yeah, I tried to be cool in front of all my co-stars.

But. It's important for men not to cry. Even now. Dude, and let's, yes, let's my co-stars. But, uh. It's important for men not to cry. You can tell. Dude, and let's, yes, let's talk about that here. Men, stay strong. All the men listening, stop crying. Stop crying, you bitch. Be strong, dude.

It's embarrassing. Yeah, let's go back. Back to when we weren't supposed to cry. Let's go back. Dude, enough of your feelings, emotions. It's honestly better. Yeah, hold it in. Chloe was with me, and then she went to like go run an errand and all of a sudden

I'm just alone for the first time since hearing the news and I just fucking cried for like 20 minutes like happy like snot Crying like just like like roaring going Kind of yeah Just like pacing around my house going, yes, yes, yes! Like a damn Clippers game. Dude, honestly. Right. Let's go!

Mm-hmm. You said, let's go to the doctor. It's just me saying let's go. You had a faux hawk, you're screaming let's go, you're crying tears of joy. Do you think honestly, there's a 100% possibility that a doctor has given a family news like this, a positive news like this,

and the young go hard bro in the family screams. The little hockey kid. Yeah, screams let's go. Oh dude. You know 100%. And you know that mom is kind of bro-y too. So she's like, let's go! The sister is like, come on, come on. Let's go, Grayson. Let's go. Let's go. Who's this freaking bro mom, dude? Bro moms, real bro moms of Atlanta, dude. Dude, is that a thing? Are bro moms a thing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

Down at Manhattan Beach. Who do you think is raising these children to be the all-star bros that they are? Yeah. It ain't the dads. If you have a son named Bryson, you might have a bro-mom. You might be a bro-mom. Yeah. Dude. That was tight.

I love some kid getting his braces off and the dentist is like, son, we're going to be able to take those braces off today Let's go! Let's go! I'm gonna be kissing in no time! I'm probably gonna kiss Cherie Who? I don't know man

Cherie? Yeah Who's Cherie? Is this like in Paris, France? Cherie, the French exchange student Is that a young girl name? What is that? Yeah, Cherie.

Yeah, that's a hot one right now. Yeah, I feel it. Cherie. Shout out to Cherie Slater Haven. Cherie. All the Cheries out there, may you find your Bryson and make magical bro babies. Little bro children.

Yeah, say hi to your bro mom. Cherie. Let's go! Back in the day, Nick at night was like, Yeah, say hi to your bro mom Back in the day Nick at night was like I love Lucy Non-stop what else I mean it was yeah, it was like Dobie Gillis. It was here we go There's pulling these raps Dobie Gillis. Hold on a second. What's Dobie Gillis? There's no this all the shit never even heard of Dobie Gillis Dobie Gillis is like an old show from like the late 50s, early 60s maybe.

Dobie Gillis? You just made that up. You made that shit up. I have literally never had heard that ever in my life. What the fuck is Dobie Gillis? You never heard Dobie Gillis? Dude, I like that we went from I Love Lucy, the most famous show of all time,

like that started the modern day sitcom, to Dobie Gillis, a show three out of the four of us have never even heard of Oh, I mean, but I'm again three years older than you guys. I know a little bit more than you but still and a life And then what's the one with I'm thinking happy days mr. Ed mr. Ed was on you guys know mr. Ed Yes, mr. Ed. Oh, yeah that show kind of sucked right mr. Ed did suck. Yeah, you're mr. Ed, Mr. Ed was on, you guys know Mr. Ed. Yes, Mr. Ed. Oh yeah, that show kinda sucked, right? Mr. Ed did suck, yeah, you're right. Mr. Ed sucks, right? Like what the fuck was that dumbass show about?

No, no, no, no, no, no. That doesn't suck. I watched it every time though, waiting for it to be like amazing. I never watched it. It was cool, they were just making a horse talk. That's hella funny. Like strings tied to his lips

and would just pull him or something, right? Yeah. Yeah. It was animal abuse like a mother fucker. That's hella funny like strings like tied to his lips and would just pull them or something It's a time capsule you cannot do that anymore if they would fucking make the dude talk I know and Kyle as a as a film director Are you angry that you can't just tie some strings to a horse's mouth and make him talk? Admittedly it would lower the budget you wouldn't have to do all this CGI Yeah, and make him talk. Admittedly, it would lower the budget, you wouldn't have to do all this CGI. And make a thousand seasons. Let me dance around this. The horse actually gets to be a star.

Yeah, I think I'm not necessarily angry about it, but I do wish I was born back then so I could do it. You know what I mean? Yeah. To that point, I was just out in the wilderness of Oregon and we threw on The Great Outdoors. Oh, okay, okay. Classic movie.

Wait, when you were in the wilderness? Yeah, I was in Central Oregon and we were in a cabin and we watched The Great Outdoors. And they were like, is that Bear CGI? And I was like, no, that's a real bear. And they were like, how would they make a real bear do that? What is the production cost?

This is what we used to have to do. Like Pete, like some crazy guy would train real bears named Bart. It was in like every bear movie and like wrestle this bear and like put on John Candy's costume and like fight a real bear. And they're like, what? See, and that's what sucks about like the animal cruelty people is Now there's no thank you go off King. Let's go off, bro. Thank you now. There's no There's no Bart. There's no star of a bear. There's no bear that's getting his his shine

You know cuz now we have to CGI it because we're worried that we can't shave his head He'll be embarrassed if he goes right or put a, like a hairless butt cheek thing on him. On the bear? You've never seen that? Yeah, we can't shame this bear, even though maybe this bear is hilarious. Maybe he thinks that's a funny bit. You don't know. You don't know what's in this bear's head. They don't know.

Well, that is interesting because like who's speaking up for, yeah, exactly. Somebody needs to speak up for the animals who want to perform yeah who want to be comedians they're all speaking up for the animals and saying they don't want to perform yet they bring them to set okay I think they want to perform maybe they love it maybe they want to have sex with me what's that what were other night shows my three sons yeah Laverne and Shirley. Like back in the day I used to read hella Goosebumps. Have we talked about Goosebumps on the show?

I used to fucking crush a Goosebumps book in a day or so. He's the best. I used to read Goose Pimples. I would love to talk about Goosebumps. What was your favorite Goosebumps book go? Oh, please tell the story of the favorite Goosebumps book that you read. I think it like I remember is like what came from beneath the sink or something like that.

Like that shit was scary. R.L. Stine, give him his flowers. He's probably, I haven't checked up on R.L. Stine. I've got a feeling maybe he's not a good person or something. I'm just guessing. Why would you say that? No. R.L. Stine is shit. Why do you think R.L. Stine is not a good person or something. I'm just guessing why would you say that? No? Why do you think RL Stein's not a good person most people suck yeah Generalization yeah, you're just assuming that's a safe bet these days It is like mmm. I don't like that person why because what's gonna happen in the future Yeah, more than likely like a text message that he sent a high school friend Yeah more than likely like a text message that he sent a high school friend 18 years ago is gonna surface right yeah

Use the words finger bang a lot in middle school, and that's just not fucking cool. You can't say that It's not cool anymore finger blast. What is that yet? What is finger blasting exactly? I know I'm offended by that. I think it's mentioned several times in Goosebumps books. Finger blasting? Finger blasting keeps popping up. R.L. Stein's Goosebumps, or is Harald Stein the one who writes Goosebumps? Oh, for days. Come on.

But what's his name? Like, what's his name? What does R.L. stand for? Raphael Leonardo Stein. Raphael. Original Leonard. Richard Raphael Leonardo Stein. Raphael. Original Leonard. Richard Linklider Stein. Linklider.

Light him up. Isn't that his name? Linklider? Linklider. Linklider. Later. Later player. Later skater.

Later. You're done in this business. This fucking thing sucks. Yeah. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed at you now. I don't know if you guys can see this,

but I'm rocking a very specific shirt right now. Okay. Your microphone is covering it, but it says. Northside Tumblers. Oh, hell yeah, bro. Northside Tumblers. Northside Tumblers? And then check this.

That's a Workaholics. What do you just, you have all your Workaholics memorabilia? Oh my. I love that. I miss the good old days. Durs is reminiscent. I thought I could have a little fun with you guys. I appreciate it.

Thank you for doing that. You can. And that was fun and I like it all. Thank you. Dude, that Tim McGraw, Nelly track, like I genuinely loved that when it came out and still do, I thought about it the other day. That's a great track. Yeah.

Would you ever turn it on? I still do. I thought about it the other day. That's a great track. Yeah. So would you ever turn it on? I, yeah, I would turn it on. Have you ever turned it on? I used to. 100% I've turned it on. When it first came out, I can remember. You're not that guy, pal, trust me.

I can remember driving around with Adam and turning that on multiple times. Oh yeah, too many times. Too many times. That one tickled me. And then I'd roll it right into Creed and we'd have just an afternoon in our fields. You know we would.

Bro, yeah. Those were good times, man. Roll all the windows down. Good for you guys. You'll crack a cold one. Sharing brotherhood in Christ. Good for you guys. Man, I'm pumped for you.

Well, yeah, we did talk about, we talked about God. Yes, we did. Hey, I'd get baptized in Christ on the podcast of you guys while on acid. Oh, acid baptism, dude. Oh my God. I'm just trying to think of fun things in Christ on the podcast of you guys while on acid. Oh, acid baptism, dude. Oh my God. I'm just trying to think of fun things to do on the podcast. Is that blasphemy? Because I'm kind of down.

No. No, I don't think so. God created acid. God created a man who then created acid, so that's all good. Acid baptism, bro. It's science. Hey, and that's one of the things I'm talking about doing while down here at the Lake of the Ozarks There it is right there. Look at that water. Wow, your bachelor party just got so weird where it's gonna be a mass

Can I can I play Jesus Absolutely. I don't know you can't play him but you can accept him in your heart That's what I mean. What I mean? You know, when you tie your shoe and then sometimes it's like on an angle. Sure. Sure. Isn't that crazy? It's crazy.

It's like the knot is on the side for some reason. What happened? Did I tie it further down the string? The knot has taco neck. Yeah. It's crazy to me. It's crazy. Wait, uh, describe this in a little bit more detail for me up here, I'm not seeing this.

It's when you tie your shoelaces semi-correctly so the laces don't lay across, they kind of lay on an angle on a slant. This is just something everybody knows about. Oh. Shut up! Shut up! Yeah, I kinda got it. How about that? I think I kinda got it.

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We have the best podcast. We're talking about news from like so long ago. And we're talking about K-Fed. That's not like, this is so over. That shit's important. It's way over. Like I know people are all about getting the first clicks on stuff. Like you got to get the headline out there like the last Click we're the fourth wave. Yeah, I like to trudge up old news

This is what our community likes they like to go like oh shit I kind of remember that no one right like we were talking about kadoos No one knew what the food I still don't know who the fuck kadous is what was the show you just brought up last episode? Don't be gillis. Yeah, you know it like that. I still don't know that show What was the other one the other Patty Duke show was also why you guys know a patty Duke show no No, no with like the twins. No, no, dude. Also, you don't know Patty Duke. I know Patty Duke. Thank you You don't know fucking Patty do I mean I remember the title What's going on with your voice right now, dude? You just turned into Jeff Garland. Yeah, what's going on over there?

This is important Larry Larry. We're going with Cheryl. Oh, no, that was no that was fun cows are dude Yo, yeah, that was fun cows are Larry. Yeah, Kyle needs a scan or some shit. His voice is actually scaring the shit out of me. No, I'm back I'm back. I'm just up here in the hold up. Are you making fun of his dad's cancer situation? Are you making fun of my dad having no no no, hey cuz that's funny. Okay, cool Then yes. Yes. Yes, of course that shit's important. We're on the tightrope of comedy and I like it good stuff That shit's important But really though when was the last time you guys really pulled up and watched Philadelphia? Because that was the movie when I was a kid when it was like, yo

This is the AIDS movie right here and that shit was good as fuck. Yeah, it's still the AIDS movie. I've never seen it. You never seen Philadelphia? No, I just rocked the Bruce Springsteen song. Oh fuck. Yeah, you did. it's Tom Hanks and Denzel dude oh yeah yeah yeah I know I know I wonder if Chet Hanks was on that set just wiling the fuck Denzel yo you're saying some crazy shit you think my dad really got AIDS that's just gross he's like making up AIDS raps like at video village like Denzel's like yo just could you not could you please not? Hey that movie's hella good. You gotta check it out. It is yes. It's a fantastic film. I got AIDS. I got paid

I got laid Goddammit. I'm Chad Hayes But it's actually pretty fire so you're like well, well fuck, do we record this? Chet's a real talent. What was he like? He was like fucking four years old when that movie was shooting? How about how Blake did you say, when's the last time you pulled up and watched Philadelphia? Okay, never, and I don't know if anyone has ever pulled up and watched Philadelphia, but- Yo fam, what you getting into this weekend? Philadelphia.

You know, 25 years later, I'm just laid back watching some, Philadelphia, always sunny in Philadelphia? No, no, no, no, no, the movie. Nah, nah, nah. Fidelielpia. The Oscar winning, right? They won Oscars for sure.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I think he went back to back. Yeah, that's when Tom Hanks was on like his run where he did Philadelphia, then he did a Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump? Toy Story. Yeah, Forrest Gump Gump after that. He was like back to back Oscar winners. In that order? I don't know if it was that order or not. Concord's finest. Conker Connects. That's right. Piedmont. And to be perfectly honest I've never seen Philadelphia either.

You haven't? You've never seen it right? I thought it was Forrest Gump so I just watched Forrest Gump. Are they different? I think they're in the same universe. It's like a Marvel universe Yeah, I feel like I was too young like I didn't watch that because that movie would have came out and we're in like third or Fourth grade yes, it seemed hella serious. I made a point to watch it because I, like later on, I was like, Well, you made a, oh, I thought like you made a point in third grade. You're like, I'm making a point to watch this seminal film. Mom, I want to rent Philadelphia. And she's like, that's rated R.

And I'm like, I think it's important. I watch this. It's important. And then I threw a fit and started crying and said, I also want to rent three video games as well. Please. Commando. What was that movie that was like also very real that I came into your room trying to get you to play NBA Street and you're watching it?

I know exactly what you're talking about. This is classic. And I was like, what the fuck are you watching? You're like, nothing, dude. It's an important film. Was this Angels in America? Yes. So, so like we're roommates.

This is before the workaholics house. Me, Kyle and Adam lived in a much smaller, worse house. It's such a shitty house. Where Adam and I shared a wall. That's how I heard him banging through the walls with red hot chili peppers. But there was one night where I was, I was sitting in the dark and I had-

Sky tissue that I wish you saw. I had decided to pull up and watch Angels in America, which was also a very poignant story about having HIV. And it's also a play. That's how it really came up. It was a pretty well-renowned known play. But Adam like kind of like knocked on the door, opened the door real quick. And he walked in during the scene

where there's literally a scene in Angels in America where a dude is like butt fucking a guy against a tree. And Adam's like, what are you watching? But what's the line he says? He says like, infect me. Yeah. Yeah, it's like super. Oh wow.

Oh dude. It's a crazy fact. I thought you were watching some like weirdo porno. I was like, what kind of weird shit are you into, dude? I'm so sorry. Yeah. You were like under the covers. You were like crying.

I was like, what is going on? Dude, it's a heavy ass film. It's a heavy film. I'm just trying to play NBA Street with my homie. Hey bro, you want to play some video games? I'm like, I'm busy. I'm like, stop him. You better hope to contain him.

I could join in the house. I come in quoting that. I'm like, what the fuck? Bro, I was getting my theater major on that day Yeah, you were still going to school. This is like mid. Are you watching this midday or is this like night? No It was night. It was dark. It was definitely like very dark in my room and That's so tight, yeah, it was cool. I forgot all about that until right now I can't forget it cuz I could have swore our

We just was a fork in the road Kyle you know that we're filming these these podcasts We're like doing these little clips cuz people have been asking like hey We want to see you guys do the podcast and actually see you guys. Why are you sitting in a completely dark room? Yeah, what is going on? You know it's dark right? Well I gotta go to the fucking wall to turn on the light switch and I'm afraid to try and stretch my headphones over there and stuff. Oh fair enough. I didn't know. We didn't know you had to get up. We didn't know it was going to be that hard.

Yeah. Okey dokey. Yeah, no, it's like I'm just afraid to do a lot of things lately. The anxiety is kicking in. And a lot of shit is just like, really, it's tough for me to move. I'm going to say that if you wanted to just take a second

and take the headphones off, put the microphone down, and then just walk over to this thing click it on Mm-hmm, and the only source of light is behind you not helping Yeah, you might not get this reference, but you look like the bad guy from police academy Okay, all right, I'll go turn it on hold on give me two seconds I'm gonna feel free get 15 seconds of music here Blake. Do you got anything? Hit us with some hot drops seconds I'm gonna feel free get 15 seconds of music here Blake you got anything did this dude just did this there we go we filled the time yeah it's been a while look at this guy look and he's back Wow works for me can you see me now yeah

kind of all right hey how's that is that all right is that good so decent better yeah yeah well I'm not traveling with a ring light all my lights are down on set Kind of. All right, hey, how's that? Is that all right? Is that good? Decent? Better. Yeah, well I'm not traveling with a ring light. All my lights are down on set. So. Absolutely. Yeah. But you rapped, right?

Like bring them up, bring them up. No, no, they're still shooting. It's a low budget production. I'm using everything. Even the gear I Heart gave me. Okay. Okay, what the? I saw an Instagram story that said you had rapped,

but maybe that was a specific actor. That was an actress, yes. That was an actress who had rapped. She finished yesterday. Gotcha. And you just let her leave. I did, we finished the work and she had to go back down to LA, so, peace. See ya.

So later enough. We're filming a psychological thriller right now and honestly, right before this- I'm living a nightmare. Right before this fucking podcast, we did like the I'm living a nightmare. Right before this fucking podcast, we did like the Icky Icky Icky. And it's like, oh, I've never been a part of- Hey, for people who don't work in the industry like we do,

we just step out with Icky Icky Icky as for the layman. You smoked weed? No, the part of the movie in the psychological thriller horror film where it leaves your stomach feeling like Like gross. Oh That's what I just did and I've never done that before Who coined the term Mickey? Was it Ted Demme who did silence the lambs? I think it was

George George a Romero was a Robert McKee who said in this part of the script Delivered the sticky icky icky or it was Rob Zombie. I can't really remember Okay, you're just saying like the peak like gross gross reveal or yeah like the reveal of like who is the fucking? Who's pulling the strings? Yeah, and it just was Fucked the fucked up man. It was I was just like nah, but you know, that's what you want when you're filming this shit That's what you want. Yeah, that's what I want. I want that icky. I don't know if I'm buying it I think I think what you're doing is you're trying to build hype You see I like that. You're building a little hype for the movie. You're being like, I like that man You're the you're the ad wizard baby. You're you're spinning it for me dog. That is true. He is the ad wizard

No, cuz I'm intrigued This is smart, and I like it dude and just be like dude. It was so scary You got to see the movie it was so scary and also icky see but look how easy it is for you Adam It was just it's fucked up. It's psychological. Mm-hmm. It's psychological, bro So what he kind of is like insinuate something like says something verbally You're gonna have to see the movie. You know what I mean? I'm in I'm buying a ticket In the seats Wait, yes

So that's also why I was in the dark place because I wear my emotions with my lighting So when I stepped in in the dark, it's because I was still feeling this is why I fuck with you, man He wears his emotions with his lighting player I can't stop you take it into your podcast that's fucking sick have you ever gone into a pitch and turned out someone's lights like an executive's lights in their office to just be like I'm wearing my emotions I'm setting my my mood. I'm wearing my emotions on the lighting. Yeah, I wear my emotions on my lighting. Somebody's probably done that.

That's probably not a bad idea. Yeah, somebody definitely started flicking the lights on and off for a pitch, right? Because that's the oldest trick in the book. Come on. Right. And while their co-writer is whispering in their ear. Ooh. Yeah, that's tight.

This one's really icky, icky, icky. It's really windy. Who turned out the lights? I would love to do that and have the executive be like, can you actually just put those back on? Yeah, I had a whole flashlight thing though. Get the fuck out of my office. It's Goosebumps, it's Arl Stein, it's gotta be spooky.

This is a business. Hey, they did remake Goosebumps, right, with Jack Black. Jillian, wasn't Jillian in it? Jillian's in it too. Yeah, Jillian's in it.. This is a business. Hey, they did remake Goosebumps, right, with Jack Black. Jillian, wasn't Jillian in it? Jillian's in it too. Yeah, Jillian's in it. I need to see it. Yeah. I'm sorry, Jillian, if you do indeed listen

to our podcast, I would like to apologize right now that I haven't, and Jack Black, I'm sorry, I have not seen Goosebumps yet. Are there two? Yeah, I don't think Jack or Jillian are in the second one. I didn't see the second one, but. Goose Pimples. Yeah. I didn't watch them or Jillian are in the second one. I didn't see the second one, but those pimples Mmm. Yeah, I didn't watch them either. You know what? I mean, I think I watched the first ten. Yeah, it's good It's for kids, but it's like it's it's fun. Mm-hmm fun movie. I bet can you tell me more about it out of I?

Can't remember like I said, I know I saw it but I can't I snapchat memory. I don't remember anything I know I saw it, but I can't I have a snapchat memory. I don't remember anything Hey can't wait to get to the bros. That's what we get to look forward to I scared of you motherfucker, dude It's gonna be so fun. We're already planning some stuff out. It's gonna be a true throwdown very excited Should we dress like bikers just to fit in you know like sometimes? Yeah, you know how they do like themes for like bachelor party. Let's get leather vests. We all just be yeah What's our gang name? The divine how many people like the divine 20 divine angels or we just dress like assholes and see how quickly Someone tries to start a fight with us like we all wear Daisy Dukes and like that's how bikers dress

We're shirts with like our nipples cut out or so. Yeah. Well that happened at my bachelor party. Yeah shirts with like our nipples cut out or something. Well, that happened at my about your party. Yeah. Much where you're treading. Okay. That's, that's mine. I'm trying to have your level of bachelor party. I want someone to get arrested. I want, uh, I want there to be like an almost fight situation. Going missing. Yeah. People going missing. I want to, I want to pick

someone up from the, uh, from the Drunk Tank. The Drunk Tank. Exactly. The Drunk Tank, the County jail. We'll get there. We can do that. I think that can happen. I want to pick someone up from the... The drunk tank? The drunk tank, exactly. The drunk tank, the county jail. We'll get there. Yeah, we can do that. I think that can happen. Although I feel like we kind of grazed over

the let's make vests thing. Right, I hear that. Divine angels with a skull in the middle. That's kind of tight. Yeah, like Adam's face, but it's a skull. Like that'd be sick. Winning. Winning. Winning, duh.

Also, I'm sitting at my parents' kitchen table right now. This is a great place we could set up all of our microphones. We can do a communal podcast. We could play magic together. I think it'd be fun to have like whoever wants to tell a dumb story about me from back in the day can come and get on the mic and tell a quick dumb story. It might get real out of hand and I might have to censor some of these dumb stories.

Three hour podcast. We can regulate it, you know, and say, okay, that's enough. Okay, okay. Which by the way, Ders, you say three hour podcast, but some of these podcasts I've been listening to are like four hours long. Motherfuckers, go, go, go.

Some people won't shut the fuck up. I did Whitney Cummings' podcast. I was there for like three hours. I was like, wrap it up, lady. Jesus. Yeah. Cannot finish. Do they give you bathroom breaks?

Does she give you a bathroom break? No, but I- Cannot finish! That piss came out thick. It was like in my- Robie. No bathroom breaks? Really? Whitney? Yeah, honestly.

Whitney, give him bathroom breaks. Whitney. Come on. Yeah, it came out hot and heavy. That stream was like... Yeah, that's a lot. Damn. The size of a quarter?

For you guys at home, he just held up the diameter of a silver dollar. A huge circle. Yeah, the D-hole just opened right up and just there's a little fire hose. A little fire hose. Can we talk about Adam? If you guys at home would be surprised, Adam likes to order fajitas. I love fajitas. At Mexican restaurants. We're like, it's a whole thing. Like the person... Wait a minute. Wait wait a minute you're not about to try to go at my boy for fajita orders because that's a dope move uh well yeah

they're not good what they're delicious it's the best it's the best compared to other things on the menu I disagree because I don't like cheese I don't like cheese and most other things are covered in cheese so I don't really fuck with cheese that hard you can't order something and say no, but I just like fajitas fajitas are dry That's a bad take. Thank you Anders. It's not a bad take. No, I'm with hers. Oh, that's a terrible What you don't like their dry what I think they're bullshit. Yeah, I think they're bullshit. Hold up, bitch How often are you ordering fajitas? Well Kyle is a contrarian. He doesn't like anything No, no, I have a specific reason why I don't like fajitas

Okay, then give it to us. Let's hear it because you have to fucking make your own shit at the table dog Thank you. Thank you I don't go to a fucking restaurant to get the fixin's put in front of you And I have to make my own meal player That guy pal you're not that guy Sorry to get so charged That's fun to me. That's exciting. I never worked at a restaurant.

Maybe you, I don't think you worked at a restaurant either, from what I remember, but I- What does that have anything to do with this? I love it. I never worked at a restaurant, so it's like a fun thing. It's like a novelty. It's like- Oh, so it's, you're clocking in, for sure.

Yeah, it's like, okay, all right, give me a little hack. Yeah, good. You're paying. You're paying to work. Okay, cool. Yeah, exactly Yeah, it's fun. It's your passion fajitas are your past. That's also why I like Korean barbecue Yeah, like putting the the meat on the the grill myself. I like flipping it over like doing the whole thing It's a fun event. What's the shit where you put it in the hot oil fondue? That's the only thing I'm fucking working for dog fondue. I relax Well, why why why does fondue get to skip the line in your fucking fun? That's fun. You're dipping it in hot oil. That is fun. It's fondue. No, it's foam

Fondue is dipping it in cheese and Chocolate, you're not dipping it in hot oil No, there are versions of fondue where you actually cook your me You say chocolate fondue's cheese. It's also chocolate. There's chocolate fondue. You guys need okay. Yeah, right? Okay? It's the melting of something that we're saying fondue is I think fondue is dipping it into oil or chocolate or cheese I think I don't know about oil. I've never heard So you're essentially just frying your own chicken? They give you boiling hot oil that you just...

Correct. Yeah. You ever had a fondue set? Your parents never had a fondue set growing up? No, dude. My parents weren't rich. Sorry. Rub it in, dude. That's not what fondue is. What do you mean? What's fondue then? What's fondue? Fondue is like a melted cheese or melted melted chocolate and then you dip the thing in. What do you, you're talking about frying food.

But it's also considered fondue. Kyle, I used to have like fondue for my birthday every year and there's several versions of fondue. One is like you you cook your meat in a fondue pot. There's also- And this is why I fond-don't. Please, yes. Blake, how old were you when you were doing fondue pot. And this is why I fondon't. Please, yes. Blake, how old were you when you were doing fondue every year for your birthday? Because I've known you for damn near 20 years at this point. Damn near 20 years.

Well, yeah, it was in my youth. It wasn't like an old... I found out that cooking my food instead of just eating it and having it delivered to me I do prefer Oh boiling hot oil thing for your 12th birthday But here's the other thing that's making me mad about Kyle is like fondue is the worst Version of that fondue is the worst tasting of fajitas and Korean barbecue those are foreign. Yeah so far They all suck. Okay come at me. Korean barbecue is out of this world delicious. The fajitas are insanely good. No, they're not. Fondue is kind of meh.

Meh. You must have a wet ass mouth is what's happening. I think I do. I think I personally I think I do have a really juicy wet mouth. Yeah. Yessir. That's tight. That's why a lot of people call me the St. Bernard of comedy because it's just oozing. I'm a real slobber dog. I let it fly. So maybe that's it. Maybe it is dry and I'm able to give the saturation that it needs. Bro, maybe. You just pack fucking tortillas in the back of your mouth to just absorb your saliva.

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Hey, somebody's gonna get off. Just a giant big foot dick. I'd watch it. I'd watch it for sure. Harry and his Hendersons. That'd make my pecker hard. Yeah, get off, King. I'd watch it. I'd watch it for sure. Harry and his Henderson's. Hey, that'd make my pecker hard. Yeah, get off, King. Get off, King.

I love, I love like everyone's calling each other kings and queens now. It's tight. I like this. I love. I like this little thing that's happening. Go off, King. I don't need it.

I don't need anyone to call me a king. Yeah. I don't want that. Yeah. It's fine, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm a jester. What do you want? Emperor. Emperor. No, I don't need any of it. I know to call me a king. Yeah. I don't want that. Yeah. It's fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm a jester. What do you want, emperor? Emperor.

No, I don't need any of it. I know I'm not a king, it's fine. Peasant, say go off peasant. Yes. I don't need to be told I'm a king. Go off peasant. How many people are calling you king, Ders? And you know what I get, no, I'm not saying they are.

The community is out calling you king. Yeah. I'm just saying I don't need it. And maybe that's a privilege. I guess the podcast community calls me king, I don't know. I've, are they not saying I don't need it and maybe that's a privilege. I guess the podcast community calls Calls me King. I don't know. I've they not saying that about that guy pal. Trust me. You're not that guy. I Gotta watch that clip. Oh You totally love nobody is calling me King ever. That's just not happening on this tree. No, I'm not saying to me I'm saying on the internet you see people that's like

Like someone will post something and then they'll be like bless up King. Oh, yeah King or like to make you've said it Like four times on this podcast today, and you don't know what we're talking about. I know what you're talking about I'm just saying I don't know about it enough to have an opinion to say like I don't need people calling me King true No, what the reason it got in my head is cuz you're the one who keeps saying it have an opinion to say like I don't need people calling me king. True. No. What? The reason it got in my head is because you're the one who keeps saying it. Yeah. Yeah. But then Ders took a hard stance like against it, which is strange. Yeah. Ders like put his foot down, like, don't call me king. I'm like, no, we calling your ass king.

This is what I do here, guys. Go off, King. I didn't say don't call me. I didn't say don't call me. He can call me. I said, I don't need it. He didn't say don't call me doesn't need a call me I said, I don't need it He says he doesn't need it Adam is saying he loves me people being called king and queen and I'm like, you know What I don't need that I don't need to be somebody calling me king queen because it clearly is like some sort of like Support system thing. It's like I'm gonna put you on and I'm saying I don't need to be called a king to make myself Feel like I'm worth it. Here we are. Hey, I like that I'll tell you what I want.

I want somebody to call me King of Queens, okay? King of Queens, okay. Kevin James. Yeah, if you wanna cast me of the new King of Queens? Yeah. Nick at Night, get at this dude. For real. Yeah, we don't, here on Pod Important,

this is important, we don't stand for supporting each other or positivity or like a support system. Fuck it all. You got to support yourself, okay? Well, no, we are- We are toxic teardown culture. We are, this is toxic masculinity right here. I didn't say I don't want people calling each other

king and queen. I said, I don't need to be called it. Fuck it! I don't need to be walking around crying tears of joy around my house like, maybe I am a king. Maybe I do matter. Wait. Yeah, it is weird how supportive people,

I mean, it's just a rebuke of online culture. Rebuke? Rebuttal? Rebuke, rebut. Is that the same thing? Rebuke? A rebuke? I don't know.

Yeah, there you go. Rebuttal? Root beer. This is a root beer? Sass per rebut. It's a root beer of just like of internet culture where people were so mean. Now people are being so nice that it does feel like it's too much. It's like can't we just be human beings? We don't always need. I'm with Ders now. I'm with Ders. I'm pissed now. I was like, yeah, sure, King Quinn. Well, yeah, like we do support each other. We do support each other, but it's a very complex support that has to do with exactly what you're saying.

Like, you know what I mean? Isn't it crazy that whenever you would rent a movie as a kid or be watching a movie, without fail, your parents would walk in at the exact worst moment of every movie. Yeah, absolutely. What the fuck is that?

How was that? I don't know. It's just parental, like, spider sense. Yeah, they just have a sixth sense to come in. Hey, what do you guys want? Whoa, okay. What's this rated? Or do you think they just sit by the door?

Maybe turn this off, okay? Maybe you're not gonna watch the rest of this movie, son. Yeah, and kids, like, parents don't give a, like now kids are like headphones and iPad on, parents have no idea. No clue. There's no more walking in, right? Yeah, no.

Walking in is done. Yeah, cause they're just watching some hardcore porno in the living room, and you have no idea. The parents, the parents are. Yeah. The kids are watching R-rated movies, but the parents are too busy watching porno to go in and check have no idea. The parents, the parents are. Yeah. The kids are watching R rated movies but the parents are too busy watching porno to go in and check on the kids.

Dude, if you were 16, if you were 16 and had a cell phone, you'd be watching porno like underneath the table at the dinner table, right? Like you'd just be like, well, fucking chuck this shit out. And Kyle, you say at the dinner table but I don't even know if there is dinner anymore in today's families, all right?

Hey, and let's talk about it. Oh, man. You think that there's no more dinner together? There's no more family dinner? You think people sit around and have supper? Come on now. Come on now. Supper's gone.

Yeah, maybe that's an archaic thought. I don't know. I guess I didn't. I never thought about that. I know. You know what they come for though? They come for dessert, I'll tell you that. Alright, that's like, that's the new dinner bell.

Do you guys have a, I feel like Ders, your family probably does like a dinner time together. Do you guys do a dinner time? Yeah, we try, we try. I mean, well, like if I'm working on set, obviously I'm not there because of your film until seven, but for sure. And then I just come in and,

I'll tuck you in big guy, how are you? How was your day? Right. Yeah, we try and have some dinner. Yeah, that's fine. No, I just come in and I'll tuck you in big guy. How are you? How was your day? Right We try and have some dinner. Yeah, that's fine No, I think dinner time man like dinner time was absolutely such a thing with my family It was it was awesome. It is super important. It's the one time of the day You are forced to be with each other forced

my dinner times were so crazy because there was so we had like a kitchen where the kids sat at like the counter and then there was a table that my parents sat at. I love this. I love peaks into Durs's childhood. Yeah, dude. That's insane. And the parents were, they actually were in a different room and. So like this, so that's the kitchen. We had a dining room and sometimes we would all eat at the table there but so we would eat and then afterwards me and my brothers my dad would be like put your chairs up against the wall and then he would just like interview us about our day weird wild stuff that's what we had to do at our dinner table too we would have to talk about that we'd have to say like what was your favorite part of the day? What was something that you learned? Like, you know, there was boxes to check

and to spark conversation amongst the family. Yeah, that's what we would do too. We would do like high, low, like what was the high of your day and the low of your day? Right. I think I've said this, we do a rose thorn bud, which is like, go off, the best thing of your day, the worst thing of your day, and then the thing you're looking forward to.

That's cute. Wow, that's actually very cool. Cute. We dig it. We learned it from Emma's sister's family. And what did you call it? Rose Thorn Bud? Like the rose is good, the thorn hurt,

and the bud is about to bloom. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that is cute, but but sure that's like super deep, dude I love you guys are kind of like a hippie squad or something. That's some poetry. Yeah, that's some hippie shit Yo, and then this is more this is more insight into my family when we all went to Yosemite for My 40th as like my parents my brothers significant others, my family. We, I was like, hey, like let's do it.

And I, there's, I'm, I think I have way more and you guys are laughing, emotional, like, like. Oh, bandwidth. Like I'm way more emotional than people in my family. You're the most emotional. That's awesome. And you are truly an android. You are a cyborg, so. I love awesome. And you are truly an android. You are a cyborg.

So I love that. Yes. Yeah, he's an alien. I just remember book fairs like the school would like shut down the multi-use room and then. I mean, those are for if you're bawling. Oh, for real? Yeah, because you're buying a book.

Oh, yeah, dude. I remember my mom, the book fair was coming. I'm like, oh, snap. I made a little the book fair was coming. I'm like, oh snap I made a little list of all these cool books that I wanted They were usually about like little boys lost in the woods and they had hatchet One of ten books you've read It's a great book it's a great book. It's a great book to read. Is that one of the sixteen?

That is one of the sixteen. And I made a fucking cool little list and I'm like, oh hell yeah, I'll get Hatchet, get other books that I don't remember right now. Where the Red Fern Grows. Outsiders maybe? Maybe the Outsiders? Probably not. No, they made me read that one.

Outsiders was sick. But I made a list and my mom was like, nah. I'm like what do you mean and she goes a lot? She was like this it cost too much. Just go to the library, and I'm like I right, but I want to buy these books She's like and then she goes like where are we gonna put them? Like we were didn't live in like a tiny ass house like our house big enough to have books But she's like where you gonna put them valid excuse valid excuse I have a BB gun room And then you were like out of here, and then you ran into a cement truck. Yeah, she was like send books

He the last thing he said is he wanted these books. She goes buy me books. I dove underneath a That's not fair because I think Adam just chonked out. No, I know if we could take a screenshot I'll take a picture of what his face looks like right now. It's like he peeves. I'm chomkin He's back I'm chomkin I got it The bar names here are hilarious, there's big dicks, Halfway In, there's the Glory Hole, there's all kinds of fun. These all are just gay bars. Yeah dude! Yeah, they're not, they're just the regular bars.

And I'm like, the more insane the name is, I think the more successful it is here. So I wanna start like a restaurant just called like Cum Buckets. Yeah, the Cum Shot. Full penetration. Big Cox Buttfuckers. Come on down to Terry's and get a titty twister. Yeah. No, the butts are girls butts that you're fucking Oh, yeah, cuz it sounds gay. They all sound kind of gay. No, they're definitely not They're not among me when I'm dead

Quick is hitting it bro. Adam's like titty twister said. Blake is hitting it bro. Adam's like titty twister. And Blake's like munging and big bong. I don't know what mung mean. What does mung mean? Mung? Okay.

Munging? Look it up. Here we go. Chad's Chorg Factory. Google it. And this is kind of fun because when did we all hear about munging for the first time? Munging was high school. I don't know munging.

I don't know munging. Okay. Munging guys buckle up, but this is what, and it is disturbing. It is disturbing. I don't know how I heard about this in what locker room. Yeah, this is dark. Locker room talk. Gosh. Hide your, hide your children.

Hide your children. Hide your wives. Yeah. If you're driving your kids to work right now, you might want to pause it. Turn it down. This is important. Please put headphones on your children. Hide your children because we're about to go into what I think munging might be. And you guys can tell me if it's something else. Hit them with it.

It was you find a cadaver or a corpse. Right. Right. Freshly. I think it's, it must be female or it could be male. Yeah, it's a woman. But somebody, oh God, this is just disturbing to recount. Yeah. I can't believe you went there. And this is your favorite thing to do? Is that what you're saying? This is the name of the bar. Okay. I'm scared of you motherfucker. But it was right on the tip of the tongue. So this is a thing that you like to do. Okay. This is always in the back of my mind running around. I said titty twister because I like to twist titties. That was kind of the first thing on my mind, but yours is mungy. Yours was a fun Saturday night. Blake's is like a cry for help.

So it's got to be two people and one person. An arrestable offense for sure. Okay, go ahead. It is. It for sure is. It's got to be two people and one person puts their mouth on the genitalia of the corpse and the other person jumps woman female corpse Yes jumps on the the stomach of the corpse and all the guts are supposed to shoot out of the orifice Into the person's mouth that is munging and we're back I And we're back! I do want to say it's super gross. You left out the detail that you have to leave the corpse out

in the sun for like a few days or something. Yes. The detail, I love, Ders is always in the weeds with this kind of thing. He needs the details. Yes, yes. The devil's in the details. The devil is in the details.

Ders, the non-Christian, and me, the encyclopedia of serial killers, we know in the details. The devil is in the details. There's the non-Christian, me the encyclopedia of serial killers. We know all the details. We know all the details. Here's my question. Who is the kid? What is the personality type? Cause you might think it'd be me,

or you might think it'd be Blake, but like the people who come up with this stuff, like we know it, which is already like you're perpetrating, but like to be the guy who's like who told actually there's a thing called Munging and everyone goes well, what is that? Because obviously it's not fucking real I mean, is it not I don't know Hey Blake, you're knocking out you're knocking on 40. No one's ever done. Yeah, man. This is I hope one of those things

It's started. I bet someone I bet someone Yeah, man, this is just one of those things that started. I bet someone somewhere has done that throughout all of time because people are so fucking gross and so weird when it comes to sex stuff. But they didn't name it Munging at that time. It might've happened in like, caveman days. Maybe it happened. Yeah, it was like during Lancelot time

and they're like, why do you still call it Munging? Lancelot time? This is a King Arthur story we're talking about. Excalibur and Mungi. Yeah, he just pulled the sword out of the stone. He's like, I know the first thing I'm gonna do after I'm knighted. Percival, grab that corpse as Lancelot

cannonballs onto its stomach. Well, actually they say that on the urbandictionary.com, they say that you have to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. See, this is what I'm talking about. Somebody's like, this could be funnier. Like, who are these people who were like doing this? It also says, I got to give the urban dictionary credit, they also say the way they lead it off is the one thing worse than genocide. That's what the definition of mongering is. Okay, sure, I disagree. That's politically charged. Oh, sorry.

Don't get charged right now. This is a charge-free zone on this podcast, okay? At least there was a caveat here. At least there was some kind of a precursor. I'm excited to see that belly hang at Lake of the Ozarks here in a few weeks. Oh, I'm wearing a t-shirt. You will not see me without a shirt on.

No, dude, no, no, no, no, no. You are not gonna wear a t-shirt. I'm gonna wear a t-shirt. You will not see me without a shirt on. No, dude. No, no, no, no, no. You are not gonna wear a t-shirt. I'm gonna wear a t-shirt that looks like a muscle dude. That's really funny. Well, that's funny. That's cool. That's the only way out. If you're not wearing that,

I'm stripping that shit off you. I'm bringing scissors. Hit the road. That's cool. I know, I'm like, are we getting a wakeboard? I was thinking about that today. Is that something we could do? We are gonna wakeboard.

Is that the one on the knees that you used to, that you were talking about? Oh yeah, knee, kneeboarding. Oh yeah, you want to kneeboard. Yeah. No, you have to kneeboard. We've talked about this. I forgot.

I forgot I was a kneeboarding champion already. That sounds so painful. I'm fucking copping you, dude. No shirt? Only kneeboarding. The Olympics are water work makers. Ders, you cried? For sure. What? Ders cried. That's, I've told you guys that this is the only thing that makes me like well up

is real time like with Brian Gumbel sports stuff and this is what the Olympics is. Oh yeah, it's sports stuff. That's right. Yes, but I will say I think there is something to be said for men never cry, please never cry, don't start crying. Do not cry, don't start crying. But- Do not cry, not in this house. What if we give the world, the men of the world, one day, which is every four years, the opening ceremony is to cry. Is this the purge?

My dad, I was talking to him about how when he found out that he was cancer free or at least there's no detectable cancer in him and I was- That shit's important. I cried like a child. Like later on it was delayed because it didn't hit me. It was delayed for like a day and a half and then all of a sudden it just like came out and I cried like happy tears for like 20 minutes. And I was- and I keep talking to him and he's like,

yeah, I'm so happy. I could cry. I could cry. And I'm like, well, have you? And he's like, no, no, no, I could. Go for it, dad, I'm here for you. I could, and I'm like, you can. And he's like, nah, no, but I could.

I'm good. I could cry. I could, I could, no, I can just let it go. Feel free. That thing crying? Go ahead. He's like, nah, well, I could do it, but I'm not going go. Feel free. That thing crying? Go ahead. He's like, nah, well, I could do it, but I'm not going to.

Now you're talking crazy. Adam, it's like your standup set. I could laugh. That's funny. That's funny. Well, then just laugh. If it's funny, laugh. Oh, yeah, that's funny.

Well, then just laugh about it. Go ahead and laugh. If it's funny, why aren't you laughing? Yeah, it's a human emotion. Oh, I could. I could. It is funny. It is funny. I and laugh. If it's funny, why aren't you laughing? Yeah, it's a human emotion. Just, uh... Oh, I could. I could. It is funny. It is funny. Oh, for those... I could laugh. And I could cry. I won't, but I could.

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like with Olympic gold medalist, Justine Wong. I will say my journey has not been easy, like whatsoever. I've been cut from teams, I've made teams, I've been the starter, I've been a non-starter. And so for me to say that I made the Olympics, I immediately started crying. And give insights and behind the scenes stories from the people who are making the biggest impacts

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For anyone's dogs who need to be walked or watched or fed or played with. Listen to Serving Pancakes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I was up for Clifford the Big Red Dog. Okay. Last year, like, let's talk about Skolastic. Like, two years ago, they the agents called and they're like, hey, it looks like you're gonna get an offer for Clifford the Big Red Dog. And I was like, I don't want to do Clifford the Big Red Dog. Like, but they were gonna pay me a lot of money to do it. And I'm like, well, maybe. And it's a $200 million movie that they're gonna blitz everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know, I really don't want to do it. I was like that seems cheesy

I don't I don't really want to fuck with it. And then they didn't give it to me Right and then I was a pretty salty. I remember talking to my agent So they there's no offer then for quiver you said no because I think maybe I'd come around I would love to read it. I'd love to read it just to see if I'd like it. Hey, that's the business baby. The door's closed. That is wild how you're like,

I don't know if creatively I really wanna do this and then as soon as you don't do it, you're like, this is the only thing I wanna do. This is it. I just want another boat. I only wanna do Clifford the Big Red Dog. That's all I would like to do. I already got a tat.

If you did that movie, you gotta buy a boat that's red and the name of it is Clifford the Big Red Boat. Wow. You should do that anyways. Wow. Damn, son. Damn. You should just do that and then put Scholastic

all on the side and like gold letters and shit. Oh, shit. And it's called the Bookmobile too? Yeah, dude, that's sick. That's what you tow it in. You tow it called the bookmobile too? Yeah, dude. That's sick. That's what you tow it in. You tow it with the bookmobile. Adam was the bookmobile in college.

When I was in college, when I was 19 years old, at Orange Coast Community College. Fuck yeah. Go Pirates. Rup, rup, rup, rup, rup. Shout out. Go Pirates. And remember that little job business center that they had?

Oh, the career center? Yeah, a little career center where it just had little flyers for random gigs. One was to be the Scholastic book driver. And so I would go to this woman's house, would stack up all the books in the back of my Ford Escalade. Hello. I'm listening. Or Explorer.

A woman's house? Yeah, a nice 58 year old woman. I'm listening We go to these elementary schools, and it was you're the fucking king you walk in with all these books and people lose their Minds it was awesome What's up you guys like books yeah? I got them. What's up? I'm the fucking king and it wasn't even the kids cuz you're just going to the secretary You're just carrying these books in for the secretary and they go eight shit Like Cleveland steamer and like I'm sure I'm positive someone's shat across someone's chest

Oh, no, who was like positive bro. That's a that's a thing. That's a yes Oh, yeah, that's a key. Yeah Thank you. I mean that's that's happening right now That's happening in several hotel rooms across America and the world to specific to Rooms in Atlanta in downtown anyway Back room. Yeah, and several hotel rooms in Atlanta, in downtown. So anyway. Room eight? But to do it is one thing. To name it the Cleveland Steamer, who does that?

Who names it the Dirty Sanchez? A comedian. A comedian. This is all comedians? Yeah. I don't think it's a comedian. No, it's the guy, there's always that one friend. It's Caduce.

It's Caduce. No, Caduce has grace and style. Thank you. That one friend in the group that like, his shit is just the grossest shit. Right. It's not necessarily, they're not the funniest guy. They're the grossest guy,

and that's what they find the funniest. That's just their sensibility. They think the grosser it is, the funnier it is. It's a shock, it's a shock comic. Sure, shock comic. It's the man cow in the morning of... It's fucking man cow, dude. And that's not what we are. We're not. We're in the subtlety, okay?

Our comedy is so subtle. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. Look. Dude, by the way, that video, you're playing the not that guy, that's like one of my favorite. That's one of my favorite. This guy thinks he's so... Have you guys seen that one? I don't know. I have not. Yeah, I don't know. Oh have not yeah I don't know. Yeah, it's just like you guys

Is this new this kid? It's fairly new this kid is filming this dude, and he's like you're not that guy kid You're not that guy yeah, and and he goes so wait. You're that guy and he goes you bet your ass I am yeah, or yeah, he's like yeah, I am what's the car? What's the context? I think he's a trump or getting hassled for like, like not wearing a mask. And then like he starts snapping back, like fucking like make me or whatever. He's like, you're not that guy because on his way out, he's like, go, go vote for Biden. Yeah. And he like kicks the door and shit. It's it's pretty great. It is very funny.

Pretty politically charged. So it's pretty charged. Yeah, sounds charged. It's so charged. Blake is charged, dude. Uh, winning. So my pitch is we don't hire any strippers, but we do place bets and whoever loses said bets has to strip for all of us. Oh, okay. I thought it was just going to be high stakes best.

I'm down for high stakes bets, but like I said, I'm going to be wearing a t-shirt pretty much the whole time. So if you wanna- Are you? If you want me to porky pig. Yeah, dude, I wanna see something, Kyle. If I can porky pig the strip, then I'll do that. So what we're gonna do is gonna make like just bets

on anything going throughout the three slash four days. And if you lose that bet, you have to take an article clothing off and never put it back on again. Is that what you're saying? Ever again? Ever? Like so if... What about the plane ride? Like to get back on the plane? Like even to get back on the plane. If you're butt naked you're butt naked and you got... You live like that now. Good luck renting a car. No it ends as soon as you get out of the car and enter the airport.

Then you're allowed to put all your clothes back on. Kind of bulky, but I consider it a carry-on. So you just have to explain it to your Uber driver on the way to the airport. He'll get it. It's science. That's it, that's the biggest hurdle. Kyle, there's not gonna be any Uber drivers

on the way to the airport, yeah. It's three hours away. I heard, it's fucked up. Are you having a laugh? It is fucked up. It is fucked up, admittedly. I like how that's Adam's rationale. Adam's rationale isn't that you're not gonna be naked,

it's that there's no Uber drivers. Look, don't worry about those Uber drivers, you will be naked. I'm fine with it. I want my parents to feel like that they have to move after this bachelor party weekend. That's cool. They can never view their home as a home again.

Well, they're like, the neighbors are like, how did they bring strippers over or something? And like, did something weird happen? And my parents were like, no, actually worse. It was just these 40 year old men winking their buttholes at each other for a weekend. It was actually weird. Maybe I'll reach out to Speedo. Should I reach out to Speedo and get some bachelor party Speedos made for the gang? Yes. Oh, please.

Yes, men in black. Men in black Speedos. Yes, a thousand times yes. Please. Speedo rap, I know you're listening. Shout me a holler, Don. Like some people I feel like are out here like mad and they're trying to take drugs to like escape that feeling but it's just going to ignite that harder in you and in

a very negative way. Sure and also people are doing crazy drugs. Let's just stick to the prescription to weed and alcohol and mushrooms and acid and ecstasy. Good old fashioned cocaine. And some cocaine. And maybe some lean. And some pills. Whatever you find on the floor of a bathroom, in a club.

Lick a toad. I would love to give that a ride. I'd love to lick a toad. Any kind of tea leaves or something. Do you guys remember when I was I was writing erotic stories? What? Remember that? I wrote I wrote two erotic stories. Wait you did? Yeah, motherfucker, spell erotic. Yeah, I mean honestly. Yeah, but I wrote these stories I got $50 a story and then I was like, ah, this is too weird and each story was

It was people are fucking course and on a Runaway hot-air balloon and they couldn't they like it was just gonna float away into the atmosphere And they just kept fucking to their death right and then the other story was They're on a jet ski and they decided to give you a hundred dollars for that one You got this job from college Yeah, it was on the wall real imaginative 69

Orange Coast Community College job center and also there was porno there was porno you could do porno There was like a porno listing up there that you could just shoot Adam. You are in the Orange Coast Community College Hall of Fame do not Your plaque taken down for some weird shit I'm saying that this is what happened. You're saying at the Career Center in Orange Coast Community College They yes, you could become a porno Star yes, there was you're not gonna be a porno you fucking idiot. You'd be a porno star Well, hey, yeah, you could be. That was up. That was like on one of the things where you pull a number off and you're like, I'll just put this in my pocket.

Well that was back, I don't know what they're like now. How long are these stories? It was like five pages. Five paragraphs. Like can we film these? Can we send these to Johnny Sins to read? I would love that. I would love to write a porno with you guys.

We should write our own pornos. Can we send this to Big Pumper or Lil Pump? Lil Pumper? Brian Pumper. Be Pumper. Guys, I'm serious about this. We should write a porno and then cast it and make a certain producing porno. Adam, this is what you've been talking about forever, bro. Cast it and make a certain producing porno

Adam you this is what you've been talking about forever bro like this is not anything new from you like I know that you want to do That no no no no I'm saying us as a group. It's a comedy porno. It's comedy porno. We're so close to talking about come We're so close. Yummy! Is she towards the cup? We're so close, we're gonna pop. I was just saying that this summer has fucking soared past. I'm like, I don't even, I haven't even... Well, it's not over yet, right? We're just in August, right? I haven't got sunburned.

Yeah, I miss being a child when summer was like, oh shit, guess what I'm about to do? Yeah. Not wear a shirt for for six weeks straight Yeah until my mom absolutely makes me put one on for for something that I have to go do How tan when you were kids you'd get so tan and then like you get older you're like What happened on the tan I would get in summer and then you're like, oh, yes, cuz I don't take my shirt off anymore Well, yeah, although you guys would love my tan right now. I feel like, dude, for the bachelor party, Kyle,

it's shirts off. You have to go, I feel like we should all go shirtless the entire time, and that includes you. I thought we were wearing suits. I thought we were being M.I.D. No, we're doing Speedos and leather vests that say the divine angels. Okay.

Oh, well, hey. That's right. Show up in whatever regalia you want. I might be in a suit, who knows? Okay. With sunglasses, with Ray-Bans. Yeah, who knows? Hey, the difference between me and you is, I make this shit look good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Difference between us? You get started at the penis. I might be in full scuba gear based on what I'm hearing about the Ozarks and COVID right now. COVID? I might be wearing a fishbowl on my head.

Wait, what's going on out there? It's like the epicenter of COVID right now. I'm walking into a spreader. Super spreader. The Zarks, baby. Get Zarks. Purple Zarks! Although I don't know, these doctors, they might be just saying it's COVID and it could be... You're gonna trust the Brozark doctors?

Yeah. Their numbers. Could be Swine City. It's gotta be COVID saying it's COVID and it could be, you're going to trust the bros are doctors. Yeah. Their numbers could be swine. It's got to be cove. It's COVID, dude. You got COVID. Yeah. Uh, no, that's cancer. Oops. My B. My B dog. Later, we're going knee boarding. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So do we have any take backs, any apologies, any giveaways? What do we, What do we have for this? Apologies. I feel like we were very nice to each other this podcast.

There wasn't a lot of meanness. What do you know, you fucking idiot? Take that back. Me and you guys, we're all hot button issue guys. We're giving a ring, we box it out politically, baby. This is basically some crossfire shit. Welcome to our situation room. Move over Wolf. I'm Tucker Carlson. Yeah you are. You are. Yeah you are. Moving on. You are. That's tight. It's crazy that we do record

for four hours and then we have to cut out all that super polychar stuff out. Yeah that's crazy. It's polychar. It's just too much. What is polychar? Polychar, dude. Oh, polychar. He's joking. That's what we say. We say that all the time on the stuff we cut out. Oh, for sure. Yeah, it's going to be our merch. Sorry, so polychar. But you know what we do? We're obviously very polychar, but you know what we should also do? Throw in some Jesus stuff so this merch can really sell. Yeah, Jesus and poly charred. I'm poly charred for Jesus. Is poly charred or should it just be Paul charred?

I like poly charred, I think it's great. Yeah, it's kinda like poly shore, but you're saying poly charred. Yeah, we're, the weak is a. The Encino man. Stay poly charred with one set of footprints in the sand. Thank you Adam merch mind

I got the merch mind of the group. Yeah Guys yeah, yes, sir. Let's do that remake the chase. Let's remake the chase This ain't the chase. This ain't the chase porno parody This ain't the chase. This ain't the chase porno parody This ain't the chase we could get Charlie Sheen You know what we could do is we could produce workaholics the porno dude We've talked about that so much a bad idea. I did see something like I saw a 30 rock porno They have done this like I didn't watch it But I saw a poster of the 30 Rock

porno, and it looks so fucking cool. You said 30 Rock? I thought you said third rock, like third from the sun. Like French Stewart? I want to see that John Lithgow. You're giving me the best blowjob of my life. Yeah, with fajitas, I like, Duras came at at me like I'm a fucking asshole for loving fajitas. They're the most, one of the most popular things at Mexican restaurants.

They're delicious. They're great. They're delicious. And you get to put exactly what you want on it. The exact amount that you want on it. Oh, why don't you cry about it? You know what I like at a Mexican restaurant? What? Oh, wet burrito. Okay. at a Mexican restaurant? What? A wet burrito. Okay?

That's what I like. Pfft! Yo. Wow, good for you, dude. Good for you. Hey, Todd, can you drop the fart noise right now, please? Yeah, drop the fart. Pfft!

Pfft! Pfft! That's what I like. Oh my God, talk about like the buildup and the no delivery. Wow. Wow. The fact that this guy came through with wet burrito. A wet burrito.

God, just come on. Hey, you know what's the second worst thing after the fucking fajita? A wet burrito. You're a shit, man. You fucking asshole. No, that's not good at all. So what do you get that's so delicious, Ders? Yeah, Ders, you high and mighty motherfucker

Holier than thou what do you come down from your mountain down? Oh, I don't know these things called Called tacos tacos What did the heat is hard dude, that's what they fajitas are, dude. That's what they are. No, fajitas are dry tacos. Just shut your big yapber. Tacos, fajita, burritos, tostados, they're all the same ingredients packaged differently. That's what they are. Oh, God.

Kyle, you probably eat tostados. Get the fuck out of here. I do like to eat the bowl. It's a salad. I do like to eat the bowl. I'm not gonna lie. Dude, I think that's hella cool. I'm looking at my mirror.

Kyle wonders why he's obese. He's like, I'm eating a salad. Yeah. I eat because I'm unhealthy. I like foods where you can eat the bowl. I'm gonna disagree with the community and I don't like doing that. I like respecting the community as much as I can. But no, because I watched that movie not too long ago because I was like, we should do an R rated version or someone should do an R rated sort of Harry and the Hendersons.

Not us, but somebody. Someone, maybe me, maybe us. Was that a fart, Kyle? Yeah, yes. It goes right back to your mouth so quickly, dude. Not a big deal. It's like you taste it. Well, I gotta talk.

Todd, if we could play all three farts that we have now in the fart bank. Play them right. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Pfft. Eww. I snuck one in, I snuck one in, I snuck one in about 25 minutes ago.

I threw one in there. Oh. For decades, the mafia had New York City in a stranglehold with law enforcement seemingly powerless to intervene. It uses terror to extort people. But the murder of Carmichael Lonti marked the beginning of the end, sparking a chain of events that would ultimately dismantle the most powerful crime organization in American history.

It sent the message to them that we can prosecute these people. Discover how a group of young prosecutors took on the mafia, and with the help of law enforcement brought down its most powerful figures. These bosses on the commission had no idea what was coming their way from the federal government. From Wolf Entertainment and iHeart Podcasts, this is Law & Order, Criminal Justice System. Listen to Law & Order, Criminal Justice System on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

In a world where TikTok didn't exist yet, the comedy of a genio mexicano crossed borders y conquisto the heart of America. Ta ta ta ta ta! Sus personajes acompañaron las tardes de millones de latinos. Es que no me tienes paciencia. And his catchphrases are part of our culture, but ¿cómo logró un escritor mexicano convertirse en un símbolo de televisión? No contaban con mi astucia. I'm Felipe Esparza and I'll take you on a trip through the work of the super comedian Chespirito. From his television debut to the peak of success.

Follow me, good ones! Listen to Nace una Leyenda. Chespirito is part of MyCultura Podcast Network in the iHeartPort.com app. The app is a great platform for the creation of your own podcast. Listen to Nacional Leyenda, Jeff Perito, as part of my Cultura podcast network in la aplicacion iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you stream podcasts. Ever wonder what it takes to be a professional athlete? Or how the best in sport are taking those skills to elevate women's sports to a whole new level? I'm Tiffany Oshinsky, host of League One Volleyball's podcast Serving Pancakes,

a new show by iHeart Women's Sports. Get ready for some unfiltered analysis and authentic conversations about volleyball and beyond. Learn what it takes to be the best in the sport and what it takes to stand on the podium from top athletes and figureheads in sports. Every week, I'll dig into the perspectives from some of the best athletes in the world, like with Olympic gold medalist Justine Wong. I will say my journey has not been easy whatsoever. I've been cut from teams, I've made teams, I've been the starter, I've been a non-starter.

So for me to say that I made the Olympics, like I immediately started crying. And give insights and behind the scenes stories from the people who are making the biggest impacts on global volleyball and women's sports from the likes of three time Olympic medalist, Jordan Larson. I'm finding little ways to like do things differently. And now it's more of how can I help the next generation? You'll also learn about their other dream jobs if they weren't playing on the biggest stage, like from Olympian Lauren Carlini.

I'm thinking about starting a dog walking business, putting that out there. For anyone's dogs who need to be walked or watched or fed or played with. Listen to Serving Pancakes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I had to explain big timing to my seven year old the other day. Like big timing like like a baby and Manny Fresh or?

No, like when you get big timed by somebody. Okay, okay. Uh huh. Did I ever tell the story on here? What's the name of the dude? Fuck, this is already ruining the story. Good luck. The actor from, he was like the Freddie Mercury guy, the Queen actor.

Yeah, Mr. Robot. Rami Malek? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Rami. Did I ever tell my Rami story on here? No, you have not. I don't think so. Go off, King.

So this is me thinking I was getting big times so hard in a way that like I just couldn't imagine So let me tell you Durs is not the one to big time cuz he'll come at you. He'll call you out You're big time at me. He's back Hey Kyle We thought you're big timing sorry We thought you were big timing us Sorry. They're bad. Kyle, we thought you were big timing us and Durs has a story about, just to catch you up, Durs has a story about big timing,

starring maybe Rami Malek. It's science. Right. Oh, okay, great. Go off. So, at Comic Con several years ago, Rami Malek came over to our table at a restaurant with Christian Slater to be like,

yo, I watch your guys show workaholics like love it. And he's like a younger dude. So we're like, for sure you're right in our demo, man. Like what are you doing here? He was talking about the robot show, um, Mr. Robot, Mr. Robot. And we were like, Oh sick. Sounds dope. Good luck with that. It hadn't come out yet. And like, we were like, yo, Christian Slater, fucking sick. Yeah. Cuffs. He's a, your age, Jersey's 40. He's not come out yet. Right. And like we were like, yo, Christian Slater, fucking sick. Yeah, cuffs. He's your age, Jers. He's 40. He's not like a super young guy. Is he really?

Uh-huh. Well, he looks great. He looks great. And I think we can all admit that. Yeah, he's actor skinny. He's got that actor lean, you know? Dainty. A dainty man. So then cut to like two years later, Mr. Robot came out. Huge hit, right?

Like everyone's watching it he's like in big movies he's on the rise and I met some some like agent part agency party or one of those I don't know something at some big restaurant and I see him and I go comic-con so it's all blurry no that no this is years later at like a different thing my dad wasn't following Sp Spago. It was at Spago. It was 1987. Yes points! So I see him and I go hey hey what's up man and he's like hey and I go alright let me just like refresh this to his memory we met at Comic Con, Anders he's like we never met. And I go, okay, okay. And he goes, and I go, no, like, I'm from Workaholics, like we talked at Comic-Con a couple years ago,

like I'm super stoked for your show, like you're doing great. He goes, I don't know you, I've never met you. Whoa. I don't wanna know you. That's cold. And I go, what? And he goes, I think maybe you met my twin.

And I go, oh yeah? And I was like, oh yeah, I met your twin? That's what happened? I met your twin? I met your fucking twin somewhere? Wait, what? And he goes, yeah. And then he points across the room

and I see Rami Malek across the room. Then I look at this dude and I go, this is Rami Malik's twin. And I go, yo, I did not know. And he goes, that's okay. You don't have to talk to me. And I go, no, what's your name? Like blah, blah, blah. Like, does this happen constantly? And he was like, yeah. Yeah, for sure. He has a resentment. Durs, I have that 100% exact same story with Rami Malek. I have that same story. And we might have been at that same party. I think it was a WME party at Catch in LA, which is like a fancy restaurant.

Yes. It's the smoggo of now. And I think we had just missed each other by like 15 minutes. I remember us being at the same party, but we missed each other by a few minutes. And- Ships in the night. Ships in the night. And I had gone on a trip to like a Vegas trip

with Rami Malek. And it was like a hilarious crew. There was like the guy that played Hercules. It was Emil Hirsch. It wascules. It was Emile Hirsch. It was me. It was Rami Malek. It was... Who played Hercules? Yeah, Sorbo? Did Horp? Yeah, it was Kevin Sorbo. Kevin Sorbo.

It was me, Kevin Sorbo. Yeah, well that's hilarious. A real fuzin'. That's the funniest. Disappointed! Right. Oh, I got a... Disappointed.

It was kind of a bizarre crew. And so we go to Vegas and I have a great time with these guys. A bunch of hot guys. Yeah, that's why I was there. Hot boys. So I had like a weekend with these guys. So I like know them now, you know?

And I see Rami at this party and I go up to him and I like cup his titties from behind like I come up behind him and like grab his titties and I'm like oh there's just hot piece of ass or something something way inappropriate and he's like you know excuse me and I'm like what's up man? He just starts swinging. And he? And he goes, I think you're looking for my brother. I have a twin. He like let the cat out of the bag right away. Cause I bet you were there.

You did it already and I follow up and it's like, I'm done with this shit. Yeah, I think so. You gave him the low down, I'm from Moorishahawks. It's the exact same thing that Ders told him. Right. He's like, what? These are the dumbest guys ever. I hate you.

I hate your show. Never seen it, not a fan. I'm an always sunny guy, Broad City's better, fuck off. Fuck outta here. Get the fuck outta here. But he's just always rolling with his twin to events. That's tough.

That's hard to like. I bet his brother, if I had to guess his brother somehow involved in the business as well. So it's like, yeah, when he goes to like big Hollywood parties, his brother's like, yo, I wanna roll to that. I would also say, as that twin, you want to be able to point over to your brother

and be like, I'm not lying right now, cause otherwise you have a situation where it's like, oh yeah, if you're just. Are you a twin? Right, right. That has to be so annoying because Rami is such a specific, super nice guy by the way, I don't, Rami's like a really

great guy. His brother sounds like an asshole but... No he was cool, he was cool. I talked to him for like, long enough to make it not the worst. You love him? This is our brotherhood, this is our youth group. Kyle just had an emotional munging. Yes, I did. We just jumped on your belly. Yes, points. I learned a lot this podcast. I did not know munging and I feel like the mung club that we start here at Lake of the Ozarks, maybe that's the

mung of the month. Yeah, mung of the month. Of Divine's mung angels. Oh month uh defines mung angels oh my god they've got guts we all wear no see i don't want to do that because then i don't want to explain that like we go out to the bars we're all wearing these don't know it adam you're the only person who doesn't know it everybody knows it no people don't know it you could also say that it's a mung bean. You could say, it's just we love mung beans. But also like mung, that's like a Vietnamese, right? Like we don't want to confuse that either, right? See, yeah. Maybe.

See, and if that gets confused, guess what that is? Pretty polycharged. So. Yep, gonna. And we're off that. Exit stage left on that one. We're off that, I think. Polycharged.

Cause me and Kyle, we kept saying that if we were to ever start a band, it'd be called Better Than Aerosmith. Aerosmith. Yep. And we were going to do all No Doubt covers. Yeah. Yes, we were. No!

Yes, we were. To me, I still would go on that mission and go on a tour with you and do that, dude. I would love to do that with you, Kyle. I'd love to do that with you. Who sings? Or are you guys both? Adam does.

I think I sing. Kyle is, he plays all the instruments. I'm playing the guitar. Yeah, I got a loop pedal and some fucking sick ass buttons. For the album, he plays all the instruments, but we'll probably bring a few other people in for our live shows. Yeah, just to fill it out, get dope sound, big sound.

You got don't speak? You got the words to don't speak on Locke? Yeah. No, I would have to study. I'd have to study up. You would need a karaoke set. Fair enough. Don't tell me cause it hurts.

I would just keep saying spider webs. Spider webs. Well, that's cool too. I would support that. Spider webs. I'm just a girl, spider webs spider webs well that's cool too I would support that spider webs I'm just a girl spider webs no doubt it was something about that time no doubt was saying spider webs a lot and blink 182 was saying spiders all the spiders at the same time that's not the same era yeah it is no it's not yeah no I got a fart again you guys want to hear it do those like players apart. No, they're not you guys down. No, they're when from when

No doubt popped off and from when Whatever the fuck that other band popped off. That's ten years blink 182. No, you're incorrect blink when he blink what a to their first album was 94 and blink 182's first album everyone heard is what year though? Damn it, 1994. That's the one where they were making fun of all the MTV videos while they did it. Their huge one is like 97 or something.

What? Yeah, it was right in the wheelhouse. Yeah. Yeah, Tragic Kingdom is probably no doubt like spotlight album. And then what is Blink 18 182 is the one that has all the small things? Enema of the state is their huge album. Yes. It's not a take off your pants and jacket?

That's not their huge album. I mean I love that album. That's the best title though. But yeah. That's the best title. Is Dammit the one that has like... That was their first hit, no? Yes, that was Dammit. That is called Dammit.

So I guess that was late 90s because that was like can't hardly wait the party was getting busted Everyone had this good at all perfect song. So now I take it back at Cheshire cat came out in 95 and that album Rocks that's a cut though. That's a cut though. Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a deep cut Wait, what happened to that other album came out in 90 and then it was 95 and then I think the damn it came out like the very next year But why were you saying damn it came out in 94 because I got the dates wrong Anders For was like fucking Weezer blue album and green so so you're a liar. He's the best a lot fucking Weezer Blue album and Green Day. So you're a liar.

He's the best liar. 97. So no, it is a few years later. Right. I have those guys in separate eras because they're also from separate, whatever we call those genres. Like, no doubt it's definitely alternative rock

and then those dudes were like that next emo era. No. No, not emo. Well, like no doubt skewed ska and blink 182 skewed pop punk, right? Yes, but like but they're from the to me. They're from two different areas But also ska and punk are brother sister skunk right skunk as you know skunk music They're gonna perform at the same festival. Are they all in what's considered alternative like they're all in alternative, right?

Yes, they're they're all invited to vans off the wall tour wait to be fair they're all music right yeah they're all music well I mean I'm just saying they're all they all make sound well let's listen to Blake Blake is our in-house music savant would you say that they are in the same era and the same general vicinity of music absolutely absolutely Titans of Alternative, when Alternative was at its peak, they were both founding four mothers and fathers. Not gonna do it. I won't do it. I won't go there. I think that like Sublime and No Doubt and other bands from SoCal at that time, they had, it was a different era. Sublime. And then... Dude, no, it was all Warped Tour. I said

Off the Wall Tour. It's all Warped Tour music. Yeah. It's all bands Warped Tour music. different era sublime and then dude no it was all warp tour I said off the wall tour it's all warp tour me yeah it's all tour tour me I know that's it's horde tour and then warp tour came after just shut your big yeah I don't know what's up what's down Adam saying damn it came out in 94 I lied to he's the best liar and when did the no Doubt album come out 93 we never said we're crunching numbers I mean I don't know I don't know this is important this is the whole podcast is about this is important thank you I think no doubt and my guess would be 96 tragic kingdom I think is 98 what is what

is your guess it was released on October 10th, 1995, so the end of October. So these are, we're talking at least a thousand days apart from each other. Wildly. These are a thousand days apart. Do you know how much the world can change in just a moment? Yeah, well said. Really well said. And I definitely locked myself in an old refrigerator down there and definitely thought I was going to die.

Definitely my mom was like, don't do this, it's very dangerous. And then I was like, me and my friends were shooting each other with BB guns in this room and I tried to hide from the bullets in the refrigerator. And was like, if my buddy wouldn't have let me out, I would have for sure suffocated. That's just one of the many times I almost died. Was it on or was it just like down there? Like was it a plugged in? Yeah, no, it was just down there. It was like they needed to throw it away.

Yeah, you couldn't get rid of that? Yeah. Yeah. Your parents were like, so there's a death trap down here. Don't crawl into it. We're not going to get rid of that. Do not. It would be so fun to crawl into it and it would be so cool, but don't do it.

Don't do that at all. Don't do it, don't even try it, even though it'd be super fun. Did you ever lock your sister in there? No, I didn't, I wasn't mean like that. I would normally try to make my sister, because she really wanted to hang out with me and my friends, so we would be like,

oh, you have to initiate by climbing up. Specifically, it was, you had to climb up this ladder to a balcony in my garage and then walk across this beam that connected the garage door to this balcony. Then turn around on that beam, jump the eight feet across, hang on the balcony ridge, and then fall to the ground. Which by the way, none of us even were able to do, we've all tried and just bailed and had to jump down to the ground.

And I told my sister this and she's like, I'll do it. And she runs to the top of the ladder, misses the last step, falls 10 feet to her skull. Oh shit. Yeah, and had a huge goose egg on her skull. And that's why she's cross-eyed. I was gonna say, then you're like, yeah, okay, so you're on our team. We're playing capture the flag. Definitely do the thing. No, it was immediately like you're on you're on the team and she's like

I'm like you're fine. You were fine. You're a fighter wasn't even that bad. Wasn't that bad at all? You're okay. Let's dust that off. I'm sorry mama. I got in some trouble for that one but I wasn't I didn't like lock her in into stuff. It was mostly just like yeah do this crazy thing if you want to join our club and thinking she wouldn't try to do it. My brothers would put me in sleeping bags upside down. Oh yeah, yeah, no, I did that move with my little brother. Which is an absolute nightmare. Yeah, yeah.

Because you can't breathe, you can't see. Claustrophobia. And you're just getting your ass kicked. Yeah. I feel like me and Adam used to just like, stand with it and fight like that. Like put them over our head and then fight. Right, that was like the plan, but then they'd be like, well fuck you, you're six years younger than us,

we're just gonna like, scar you. Just pick you up and just swing you around at trees and stuff. Let's go take, we're gonna take them to the lake and drop them in. Tie them behind the car. It was like The Good Son with the Macaulay Culkin movie They got they just watched that and they were like, let's do all that stuff to our brother

All this psychotic shit. Yeah, I Bought some new jerseys. I'm ready to rock. I got a jersey USA baby. Let's go cycling jerseys. You mean cycling jerseys? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I never thought I was gonna be like the full spandex guy I thought you bought Jersey Mike's and then now I'm like head to toe spandexed up. I'm looking Well, you're damn near for us out there. Yeah. No, I know I'm in my late 30s now now I'm a fucking coupe and what you've what you guys have known about me is that I've never really been embarrassed by your titties wearing The the kit the gear for certain things.

You know, like for running, the shorts have always been short. Yeah, they have. You know, and I know that when you're in your early 20s and you're at the gym, you want to wear like long, cool basketball shorts. You don't want to wear like A6. You want to wear like Jordan stuff, but you know what?

Go off king. Carrot top, carrot top shorts? You got to wear the appropriate attire. Yeah You gotta wear the carrot top Yeah, Durs always rocked some shit that I didn't even know human beings rocked I thought it was like only cartoon characters dressed like that Yeah I had never seen somebody wear a cycling hat to a party and you did that yeah

You change the game and you were in the first episode work hogs and shout out to you You're a game changer. Yeah, I wore it in several Are we looking here? It's right Hollywood over here Wow Wow I got like six out here. This guy loves a guy No take backs for me But by the way Blake yes, we all know that it's like a good thing to have, but then like in practice, like when I was doing the Shonda show, she's like showing you how to fuck. Right.

Right. She's like, okay, so, and like not even in a way, cause you're wearing like your, your, your And no one tells Ders how to fuck. Well, no, but my point is you're wearing like you're and no one tells Durs how to fuck well no but my point is you're wearing like your protective cup thing so like there's no anything going down and then she'll be like if you could just if you want to you can kind of stick your your rear up in the air a little more and just really

drop it and move that and it will yeah it will illustrate the sexual emotions and I'm like this feels weirder than you not telling me what to do. I don't know. Is that how it works? I can't remember. Do they have to, is that the person who talks to you about it?

Like the director can't even come up and say like, hey. Director can't and you can't talk to the actor. Yes. Like you have to go through the coordinator, which I get is good because like, you know, if like who, dude, I mean on the fucking Chris Rock movie I did, like. Where you have like Tabasco up your ass.

Rosario Dawson just like saw my butthole and like thumbed my taint with a tampon. And like I said, okay, that's fine. But I can imagine like people being put in compromised situations and you're like, I wish I had a coordinator here. But it makes things very like... Not sexy, not hot as fuck.

Awkward. Awkward! You become on guard, you feel like you're not in it to... Not that you wanna... When you do things like this, you feel like you've made a pact with the other actor, like, okay, we're actually gonna fuck. No, you feel like you've made a pact with the other actor, like, okay, we're actually gonna fuck. No, you feel like you're-

Pizza, pizza. Obviously joking. You feel like you're like, okay, let's just figure this out. Like, we wanna make sure- Yeah, what are you comfortable with? What am I comfortable with? Right, here's what I,

cause I had my first intimacy coordinator on Woke. Can you say that again? Intim intimacy coordinator on Woke. And I was- Can you say that again? Intimacy coordinator on Woke. And I was coming from our world of Game Over Man and Workaholics where like, yeah, we're like comfortable on set with Adam's butthole being everywhere.

So I'm like, when they kept approaching me with like, are you okay with this? Are you okay with this? I started to be like, maybe I'm not. Yeah. They were freaking me out. I was pretty sure everything was gonna be shot above the waist.

I'm like, am I gonna show my dick? They started to make me think I was gonna do way more than I was required to do. And tune in to season two to find out. I don't wanna show my dick on the gemstones, but I do wanna show my top pub. Right. I'm talking about I Bullish like no, I want to share. I'm gonna be What cubes are you talking about bristles just the top where you can see the divot where you're like does he have a vagina

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