This Paranormal Life - #005 Neil Armstrong's Hunt for ANCIENT ALIENS
Episode Date: May 23, 2017Did Ancient Aliens visit the earth thousands of years ago? Why would astronaut Neil Armstrong want to hunt for Alien relics? All these questions answered and more on this episode as Paranormal Experts... Rory Powers and Kit Grier investigate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We don't know, but those are some of the questions that you might find the answer to on this paranormal life.
That was a good thundercrash.
As always, welcome to the podcast. My name is Roy Powers.
I'm joined by my co-host and paranormal pal, Kit Greer.
Namaste. How are you paranormal pal, Kit Greer. Namaste.
How are you doing today, Kit Greer?
I'm doing good, Roy.
I'm ready to be spooked out.
Have you had a spooky week?
No.
No?
It's just been hard.
I need some comic relief.
Do you have...
Absolutely not.
You've come to the wrong place.
I'm a professional, and I've brought with me today
proof of one of the greatest discoveries mankind has possibly ever made.
Is this splitting the atom?
No.
Is this the theory of relativity?
No.
Or, okay, what are we talking about here?
All right, leave all that stuff to the eggheads at NASA, okay?
What if I told you, first off first off do you believe in aliens
do you believe in aliens of course do you think that aliens will one day visit the earth visit
mankind one day bro one day one day they've been you're goddamn right they've been here
what if i told you that ancient aliens helped form man's life on this earth what if they saved
us from natural disasters in the past
what are the reasons that we have been able to evolve both as humans and uh tech technology wise
what are you saying i'm i'm crawling down the rabbit hole the rabbit hole that leads to the
center of the earth which is hollow i'm sorry ladies and gentlemen that in there the earth
is hollow is that related i'm it absolutely is related i'm gonna ladies and gentlemen that in there the earth is hollow is that related i'm it
absolutely is related i'm gonna take you on an adventure okay the year is 1966 in cappadocia
turkey now this is a beautiful place where the mountain ranges are kind of they're shaped by
strong winds because it's all volcanic rock beautiful beautiful i've seen pictures it looks
incredible now it's 1963.
That's not a long time ago, if you think about it. And a family there are renovating their house in the small town of Darankuyu. But when they knock through a wall, they make an unbelievable
discovery. Right off the bat, what do you think? What do you think they found? You know, you're
doing some home deco. You're like, you're putting a painting up or something, you know you're doing some home home deco you you you're like
you're putting a painting up or something you know of a nice sunset whoa hammer goes through
the wall i do know of someone who um whenever they moved into a new house they found a drug money
the ancient aliens were crackheads that's absolutely true
the walter white of the andromeda galaxy
well i'm gonna say this one is maybe like just a bit more up the chain more mysterious
a bit more mysterious let's see they found a covered entrance that led to a dark long tunnel and that dark long tunnel led to an underground city
thousands of years old this is real this is real i'm not i'm not even kidding all right the first
off we're going to talk about a lot of stuff on this podcast it's like crazy theories this is an
actual thing that happened there are photos
this was done this is 1963 so there's like photos video maybe right there's is there a name for the
city uh darren kuyu okay thank you you and this like this crazy city was found when someone
punched through their wall now you might think that i'm exaggerating when i say city uh quotation
marks but get this okay this place was 13 stories deep and had over 15 000 ventilation
shafts can i just google google it google it right now google um hidden city darren kuyu
i'm on board continue okay so as you can tell by the pictures even by modern day standards this thing is epic don't
think of it as like a cave or like a couple of caves it's a city like if this thing was a lego
set it would be i don't know 13 and up years 13 which because i'm trying to think in like lego
set standards like right that would be quite high in terms of complexity yeah like 13 and up yes this is a big
boy's job yeah for sure or perhaps a big alien's job the plot thickens so another weird thing to
mention about this is that the entrances are like these huge huge like stone slabs that um can only
be opened from they're designed to be open from the inside so you like shut yourself out and there's no way
to open it from from the outside that's so rad it's crazy right and the whole thing is deserted
the entire thing is deserted it's speculated that altogether the city could hold around get this
20 000 civilians it lowered people i know and that's not even the creepy part this is a creepy
part this is a goddamn creepy part.
They found indications of the existence of religious chambers, storerooms, and stables.
This is like an actual functioning little city.
That's crazy.
Like a little underground land.
Yeah, that's insane.
Do you know how old it is?
Well.
Was it dated?
Their speculation kit as to how old it is.
So this specific region of Turkey, it was part of the Zoroastrian Empire.
I don't know how much you know about Zoroastrians.
A lot, actually.
Shit, because I made up a lot of this.
It was actually two chambers.
It was a glorified anthill.
It was a glory hole.
I just said it.
I said it.
But in the Zoroastrian religion, one of the main players is this guy called Ohura Mazda.
He's referred to as the Sky God, who apparently at one point requested the construction of an underground city to protect them from kind of similar to like the flood in the bible like a
huge catastrophic event and there's tons of images in the scriptures and in the pictures of ahura
mazda and in every single one he's flying around in the sky in a divine chariot quotation marks
so we have to ask ourselves this question is he a god or much more likely is he an extra
terrestrial with the technological power of flight uh-huh because because this is another thing this
guy was known to participate in ongoing sky battles with demons what yeah yeah it's like
that's lore because sky battles. Star Wars.
I mean, I'm just, I'm pulling things together in hopes this is how we do it.
His other nickname was Han Solo.
Is that familiar?
It's a little bit like, did you ever hear that story about how whenever the settlers came to South America and first landed in South America,
that they couldn't
recognize the boats because they'd never seen boats like that and in a little bit like in this
story they portrayed it as a sky chariot because that was all they knew but maybe it was a star
destroyer it could very well could have been look i'm not going to say that vader himself
put humans on this earth say the emperor
was involved somewhere in some way somehow look have you seen star wars have you seen star wars
absolutely i'm just gonna quote a little a little piece of star wars from you and it's actually the
very opening slate uh a long time ago in a motherfucking galaxy far far away i feel like
that a long time no i should have stopped
after the first bit but but a long time ago that's look maybe spielberg knew more than he
was letting on the lizard eye spielberg lizard freak well look so this isn't even it sounds like
a stretch okay but this if this was the only example of these links, then I would,
I would shut this down.
I would say,
let's end the podcast.
Yeah.
I'm a liar.
He's ripping out the cords.
But there,
there's tons of not ancient underground cities,
but like big caves,
big tombs,
all built by tribes and others,
other civilizations around the world.
They'd also believe that there are star gods and ground people.
A good example is the, I believe it's called the Hopi tribe of Arizona.
Now, they believe that their ancestors survived a storm of falling stars,
a.k.a. goddamn alien spaceship debris.
Am I blowing your mind right now?
Are you connected?
Plasma cannons.
Right.
You're getting in on this. And they they they survived it because they were helped into
underground cities by the snake people and the ant people jesus there's like legit cave paintings
of the snake people and the wall and the the ant were they part snake part people they look like
aliens they're basically aliens they may be aliens to be fair and yeah like the the
common image of the alien does look a little bit like an ant big old head yeah tiny body exactly
and if you've only seen ants and you see these guys you're like ant people and people exactly
because it's in like egyptian hieroglyphics as well you just see like pictures of it looks like
modern day technology future stuff alien people little bubble head men
and things like that you know you know what's i don't i want to put words in your mouth like to
imagine like archaeologists is like okay so river papyrus grain are those nike airs
they're really modern shit freaking lexus sickle sickle cat head black helicopter what's that last one uh it's just a
it's a couple sickles yeah just your neck spielberg pops up and ends it books at your eyes he knew
oh god i don't know we haven't tackled the illuminuminati yet, but people don't speculate. We're not going to, bro. I want to live, okay?
Don't drop the eye bomb.
I want to.
This is for everyone who listens to the podcast to know.
If we ever just stop making episodes without ever announcing it,
there is a number of reasons why.
And it's going to be Illuminati, it's going to be black helicopters,
or ancient aliens.
That's just another possibility that we're going to have to deal with. So if we be black helicopters or ancient aliens that's just another possibility
that we're gonna have also if we stop being funny ancient aliens ancient aliens if subscriber
numbers are down ancient aliens if it bombs in the charts it's spielberg bro you know it is
he sees the threat in there on his jurassic throne with oh shit he made et you know he's
gonna slip up sometimes so it's like so i wanted to make this documentary because
fictional film fictional film his lizard eyes shift from side to side roll around in his head
they're like even if the sentence was wrong your eyes just turned 360 degrees in your face it's like that
enough is a telltale sorry i mean shut up i mean so let's move on to this is my favorite story
this is where like s gets really weird because i'm gonna take you on a journey we're going to
south america in europe i'm not in europe that's not in europe that's in ecuador
i'm getting too excited they're messing with my brain.
I don't know whether I'm going to put like jungly sounds in here in the edit
or if I should like do some myself.
So I'll just do some now and then we can decide whether we want to keep them.
Yeah.
Show me your leader.
Show me your leader.
Okay. You're just doing a robot while you your leader. Okay, so...
You were just doing a robot while you did that.
Oh, yeah.
Getting down in the forest.
Coming straight out of the UFO.
Just...
Stevie Wonder.
Show me your leader.
It's all the same thing.
So in the middle of the last century,
there was a
catholic missionary called father crespi now this dude this dude was a great guy he was super nice
he helped everyone the locals loved him and like you know the locals of ecuador at this time were
kind of hard to get along with but they really liked him they really really loved him especially
this group they were called the shuar. That was a local tribe.
Throughout his time there in Ecuador, they gave him a ton of gifts, like a ton of gifts because they love the guy.
And there were all these intricate carvings.
It sounds like a story really from the perspective of Father Crespi.
It does.
If Father Crespi was like President Trump trump he's like i was a great guy
everyone loved me nobody loves the schwar like i love the schwar but so this is the weird thing so
the artifacts and everything that he was given they didn't actually look like anything from the
schwar culture like at all so it's kind of like um lexus but you know father crispy's a nice guy
he's not gonna call him out and be like you steal this
you steal this stuff you know they're a good tribe the shore um so he doesn't really think
anything of it so at this point it's 1975 enter stanley hall a scottish explorer an indiana jones
of himself and he reads a book about the mysterious artifacts and he was so baffled by them that he
that he decided to fly to ecuador and hunt down their origin himself which is mental yeah like
how weird are they like can you imagine like reading a book does this happen every time with
him yeah every time this book is off the chain.
It's just...
I can imagine him, like,
after every single book goes to his wife,
sweetheart, I've got something to tell you.
He's like, you haven't been reading again.
I've got to go find Hogwarts.
I know it's out there, sweetheart.
I will kill the white whale.
Moby Dick.
Stanley, no.
No, you have a wife and kids.
They won't have a future.
They won't.
I thought we could fix it by getting him to start reading fiction,
but it's just made it worse.
It's made it worse.
The guy's an explorer.
I don't know.
It's 1975, so I feel like that's a weird time
to still have the profession of an explorer.
Yeah, like he's in the world discovered still have the profession of an explorer yeah i
mean that's the word world discovery is that a sign you're you're nailing it in life or maybe
like you need to move on yeah i know i feel like because this is in it's a bit like religions
isn't it because it's in the past we give it a lot more like a bit more cred yeah whereas if you
heard of a scottish explorer today in 2017 you'd be like what are you exploring your own insanity yeah exactly so anyway
he manages uh to actually get to ecuador and somehow meet with father uh crespi who is obviously
because he's such a bro he's like more than happy to show stanley all these these crazy artifacts
one of which is this like this you know pretty big golden tablet with all this writing on it that no one's
ever seen before and that's it that's all stanley needs he's off like a goddamn rocket this guy
he mounts up a huge freaking exploring team like it's like it's journey to the center of the goddamn
earth cool no i'm like i know what you're thinking you're thinking rory now we're digging about in caves we're looking for relics this is borderline grave robbering this has nothing to do with
with aliens anymore the hunt is over i was on board to be honest i would have been with stanley
leading the charge robbing those graves okay if this isn't about alien hunting
then why does stanley recruit for his adventure team neil armstrong what
neil armstrong actually went on the expedition with him for ancient alien artifacts
was it have you ever seen neil armstrong punch that guy
this guy said like basically some like like moon truther was like you never went to the moon bro
i i know your secret bro and he just like punched him he just like that's badass awesome was this
person like resemble an ant of any kind or a snake man spielberg himself so neil armstrong you can i almost insist that anyone listening to
this podcast if they don't believe me google neil armstrong ancient aliens this is something
that actually happened there are pictures of him and stanley hall on this expedition to try and
find these ancient alien artifacts that is insane but what are we supposed to believe it's a
coincidence that the only guy one of the only guys that stepped foot on another planet wants to go
hunt for ancient aliens like come on link this together guys link this open your eyes open your
eyes god damn so the expedition goes deep into the cave where allegedly these ancient artifacts
had come from now it's called the Cave of Teos.
And it's regarded by the Schwar Group as like a super secret location.
Because obviously you want to hide that stuff if that's where it's all coming from.
So Stan and Neil Armstrong...
It just sounds like fan fiction to me.
It does.
Made love in the cave.
Sweet, sweet.
Alien love. They created the most. Sweet, sweet. Alien love.
They created the most delicate artifact of all.
A baby.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Look, they're having an amazing time.
They're finding a ton of cool artifacts.
I mean, that sounds like a great hangout, doesn't it?
I mean, oh my God.
I would love that.
Being in a cave with Neil.
And it is worth pointing out like
they they so they explored this this cave the cave of taos and they they actually found artifacts
they found a bunch of like old ancient stuff but it was actually nothing like what father
crespi was given it was genuinely more artifacts linked to the shuar and like tribes around that
area so just stuff that you would find if you were exploring in like old ruins. Very convenient. Yeah.
Well, too convenient, Neil.
So lots of artifacts.
No ancient slabs.
No alien remains.
Nothing.
Nada.
You're bummed out.
Yeah.
Because presumably that's a big trip.
They were coming from the US and Scotland.
Well, once you've been to the moon.
Actually, yeah.
Yeah.
It's all nothing.
Can you imagine every time someone's like, hey, can you go grab me grab me a sandwich oh but the store's all the way down the street i went to the goddamn moon
how is that for distance yeah i know it's like anytime you know i'm showing open city mapper
he's like it's two hours you know what it's fine you think it would be fun to go with him
but uh you could also imagine it being like okay okay, so where's the entrance to the cave?
It's about three miles that way
or 0.00 moon distance away.
I know.
Think how annoying someone is
once they've gone to like India.
Oh, right.
And they come back and it's all they talk about.
Oh my God.
It's like in India.
They like totally like live like this.
And then think about someone going to the moon, dude.
All of their anecdotes, moon anecdotes. And you're like, Neil, you were there for. And then think about someone going to the f***ing moon, dude. All of their anecdotes.
Moon anecdotes.
And you're like, Neil, you were there for all of what, two hours?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Punched you in the face.
Yeah.
Decked you.
So it's a bit of a bummer.
The group disperses.
That's the end of it.
However, 15 years later, Stanley meets an Ecuadorian named Petronio Jaramillo.
Jaramillo?
He meets Jaramillo.
Petronio.
I'm going to say Petronio because I don't want to butcher his second name.
Also a real person.
Everyone's a real person, including Neil.
So I'm really insecure about it.
Everyone's realized, word of God, that's too long.
15 years later.
That's a big jump.
I was rolling with it, but that's a big jump.
That's a huge jump.
Because what is it now?
Like, that was 1975.
Yeah, so that's 90.
Yeah, like 1990s.
He meets an Ecuadorian named Petronio.
And they start talking about Tayos, the cave.
That's where all the artifacts were supposed to be.
Now, Stan, you you know stan he's probably
bragging like yeah i went there with my buddy neil like it was pretty cool found found some stuff
uh first guy on the moon as well if you didn't know that and then weirdly enough petronio decides
to kick in as well and he's like yeah i've been to tyos i've seen the metal library what boom boom freeze yeah i know you're wondering how i got here that's me petronio
i'm this this is the story about a meta crazy guy called stan that's mental if you like imagine
thinking that you went to the right cave and you were like no nothing was there and then a dude's
like yeah i was there i saw all of it i saw everything suddenly he's like what and dude's like, yeah, I was there. I saw all of it. I saw everything. Stanley's like, what?
And he opens a book.
It's like, everyone's been there.
It's like a major tourist destination.
He goes on Neil's Facebook and it's like a selfie of him with all these slabs.
Not you, Neil.
I thought we were friends.
So this is what Petronio says. He says he went in through a secret entrance in 1946.
Apparently, he had to dive underwater and swim
through a tunnel to get to the chambers so maybe the one the cave that they're talking about isn't
actually the real cave of tyos where the metal library is apparently storing all these ancient
alien artifacts so what do you do what do you do at that point you team up with petronio because this dude knows what's
going on neil yeah out of here out of here i think neil was a freaking alien the whole time agent oh
we were very different directions yeah he was a shill he he sold stanley out he knew that stanley
was on the trail and he threw him right off he brought him to this dud cave this shit cave
dud cave
you know there was a sign
and it's like
two directions
one was
like cave of terrors
and the other
was like dud cave
and Neil got there first
and did like
the Jurassic Park
swap the signs around
like wacky races
like yeah
oh we gotta go
this way
Stan
old buddy
old pal
so Petronio says that apparently there's chambers and they're filled with ancient relics It's like, yeah, we got to go this way, Stan, old buddy, old pal.
So Petronio says that apparently there's chambers and they're filled with ancient relics and golden tablets
with unknown writing on them,
just like the one that Father Crespi got given by the Shuar.
Wow.
So obviously you're getting excited.
You want to team up.
You want to plan another expedition like ASAP
because you guys are getting old by this point.
You're old AF.
Jesus Christ.
It's insane.
But unfortunately, before Petronio can get the chance to guide them to the underwater entrance, he died.
No!
Of course he did.
Dude died.
He croaked.
So Stan basically, after like talking, he went back to Scotland.
And they were planning another expedition.
But before they could actually get back to Ecuador and do it, Pet petronio died and there was like two sites just saying he died there was six saying
that he was assassinated just all like like but those were the kind of sites that have like
rotating alien heads on the columns and like haven't been updated since 1997 yeah exactly in fact he was assassinated by an alien
um unfortunately stanley actually died as well in 2008 before he could make another expedition
because he spent all that time mapping out where he thought the cave was going to be
and apparently as i was telling you before we started recording, he has the actual grid coordinate,
what do you call those?
Coordinates.
Coordinates, coordinates of the location
around where the secret entrance might be to the tomb.
It's literally on the internet
and people haven't been jumping at it apparently.
Really?
Yeah.
No attempts?
Well, it's funny you mentioned that, Kit,
because while Stanley is gone,
another rises to keep his flame alight.
Me!
It is I!
I got a whip from like an Indiana Jones Halloween costume.
I am Neil!
So basically Stanley's dead.
Petronio's dead.
Who's going to carry on this flame?
No one other than Stanley's daughter.
Whoa!
Yeah, how cool is that that's awesome i guess
she like grew up kick-ass shit yeah she like grew up with him talking about the caves in the library
and his adventures um so i actually watched some some videos with her being interviewed uh and it
was really cool to see her like talk about her dad's work and was like i'm gonna i'm gonna be
the one to find it and like carry on his legacy and prove he wasn't insane so in the hopes of continuing her father's legacy his daughter traveled to ecuador now by
this time good old father crespi was dead everyone's dead like at this point uh he died
aliens alive actually um he he died in 1982 uh but she still wanted to see if she could at least
work out any clues
from the relics that he'd been given there's just one problem they're gone what they're gone
he pawned them in for cigarettes she went to his mansion and uh the relics were gone
to this day legitimately no one knows who took them or what happened to them oh man it's so
tricky i do want to point out as well like like, this sounds insane because I'm like, oh, and when
someone wanted to see the relics, they had mysteriously disappeared.
Like, there's photos of them.
Yeah.
Like, from when he actually had them.
If you Google, again, weird Googles, Father Crespi's ancient alien relics, you can see
one of the plates.
It's like an Etsy page.
It does.
It does. you can see one of the plates it does it does or like
when you're driving through like
southern America and it's like the only
store for the next hundred miles
it's Father Crespi's
old ancient alien artifacts
do you have any water?
I haven't seen water in years
no food?
no I've been living off the slabs.
The slabs give me life.
I need gas for my car.
Slabs for the car?
No, Father.
Father Jesus.
How have you lived out here for so long?
And that's the last known,
the last that I know of the adventure
towards those ancient alien artifacts.
Good Lord.
I know.
I'm going to open up the floor to you, Kit.
Do you think at some point in history
that ancient aliens came down
and helped us possibly survive catastrophic events,
gave us technological advancements,
and maybe left behind ancient tablets and relics
that are scattered all across the world.
One thing I always thought was kind of fun,
do you think tablets seems like kind of low-grade technology for aliens?
Well, I guess tablets are very low-grade.
Yeah, they didn't leave a freaking iPad.
Yeah, like a blaster.
Yeah. Actually, yeah, isn't leave like a freaking ipad yeah like a blaster yeah actually yeah isn't
that kind of lame oh we gotta we gotta chill guys but we left you with some caves uh here's
some slabs made of the heaviest shit we could find um yeah have fun cool cool like is that the
cure to cancer over there oh we we might hold on to that in case we ever get cancer and then we might want it uh well you know you know what you take the slabs i'm sure one of them will tell you
about cancer anyway do you think they were just giving us their space trash like we are a dumpster
it's that whole thing where it's like the worth of the object is only what you put on it yeah so
it's like yeah it's just space trash it's You know, whenever you like mess up an idea that you're writing on paper,
you just crumple it up and throw it in a bin.
He threw it to earth.
He threw it to earth.
And even the Schwarz are like, who is dumb enough to think this is a gift?
This is all crazy Catholic priest.
Oh, kooky, crispy, they call him.
Yeah, he'll freaking take it.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
That's a good point.
Because maybe i'm
pretty sure they're made of i don't know what they're made of like it looks like metal i think
some of it's gold are they gold is a universal high value metal right or is that only because
it's rare on earth well because what if there's a gold planet in space yeah it definitely looks
dope and their treasure is dirt wouldn't that that's a Facebook meme for you.
Maybe to aliens, dirt is gold.
Ever thought about that?
Yeah.
I know.
That is a theory to do with alien intervention on Earth,
is that aliens were using civilizations like the Mayans and Sumerians to harvest gold,
and that's why these civilizations were so obsessed with gold,
because whilst gold is just
very beautiful to us and has lots of nice properties it also is um very light has very
interesting properties and you're able to cope things with gold very easily it's highly reflective
yeah and the theory was that aliens were using this to reflect their stars rays back from a
planet so they could terraform a planet ah so that it does actually
have uses and that it is an interesting thing that like you think of like us here on earth
that we've got like all our elements like yeah you got like iron and stuff and you know like
we've got like steel tools and iron tools and everything but that is like that's what stuff
in the universe is made out of like yeah whenever we open up meteors and stuff like that, it's made out of like iron.
That is weird, isn't it?
You think it would be made of like space rock or something like that.
Rocks.
Because then also like, you know, aliens come down.
They're having a good time.
They're teaching humans all this crazy stuff.
They're like, oh, you guys got a sharpened stick.
Look what we've got.
A giant sharpened stick.
It's a huge one.
This thing shoots sharpened sticks. You can imagine like. It's a huge one. This thing shoots sharpened sticks.
You can imagine like the bow and arrow,
like how dope this is.
But it is weird that all of these different cultures that couldn't possibly
have met each other,
even from ones from my list are all talking about the sky God,
the,
the star Wars,
not the films.
Obviously that would be insane cyroglyphic force awakens
was dope it's crazy that these links appear all over the world it's insane that's it whenever
you start reading about these ancient sites yeah things are getting weirder every day i urge you
people to to look up but you know one site, Gobekli Tepe, scientists used to think the human agriculture started,
you've probably read this, like maybe about 10,000 years ago.
Yeah.
But then plot twist, in the last few years,
we've discovered the site Gobekli Tepe in Turkey, also interestingly.
And it's about 13...
Wait, Turkey?
My God.
I frantically go back through my notes.
I swear that...
It just starts playing the Indiana Jones season.
That's real.
Where are we going, Mr. Jones?
We're going to Turkey.
We're taking this podcast on the road.
New headline.
Nerd podcasters die in Ecuador.
Die at Belfast International Airport.
What?
Die in Ecuador.
Die at Belfast International Airport.
Literally don't get off the ground.
Intercepted at security screaming, dirt is gold.
Dirt is gold.
Neil Armstrong's a NASA show.
All right, so I i'm gonna do unfortunately this is a visual not a visual podcast not an audible podcast so um i'm just going to display some proof to kit that mayans
were visited by extraterrestrials okay i'm up for it let's do it and you guys have to judge
how substantial you think this evidence is by his reactions,
whether it be in gasps or laughs.
So these are two slabs that have been recovered from ancient Mayan sites.
This isn't obscure.
This isn't like, oh, I think if you turn it this way, it kind of looks like a...
It's just a drawing of spaceships.
That's not real.
That's real. They found that. That's not real. It's literally like the Earth and spaceships that's not real that's real they found that it's literally like the earth and
spaceships if if a child drew ufos in the back of a napkin mcdonald's that's just ancient scrolls
that's what i'm saying i'm like that's all that's That's it. That's my argument.
Argument.
You look like little lampshade UFOs.
That evidence has been brought to light in recent years. I love the way this image is actually annotated
as if it needs to be deconstructed in any way.
Look here, you can see an alien.
Look here, you can see a flying saucer.
Usually if it was really obscure or faint,
you would have to do that.
They weren't trying to be ambiguous at all like there was no artistic impression they just drew a spaceship
and a meteor and the earth you got to respect that you got to yeah because that's it like if
something that crazy happens to you and you don't have any other way of expressing yourself what do
you do you just run into the nearest cave and you just bash that into some rocks bash into a slab
think about it that is their instagram post yeah that's their like that's their periscope retweets
yeah yeah reached father gillesse crispy father that's not his name father crispy cream
father carespi carespi i believe his name So look, I've given you a lot of evidence.
I've told you stories.
I don't know what else you need to know.
I just, I don't understand how this is still up for debate.
I don't know why we're not on a plane to Ecuador, to be honest.
You know what?
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to find the coordinates.
I'm going to find the coordinates.
I'm going to read them out.
Because it does exist.
Stanley wrote a ton of books about it, the cave about exploring with neil armstrong
about the metal library there's tons on the metal library look up the metal library it's it's insane
um but on one of those pages he also actually gave the coordinates to this cave i'm gonna find them
i'm gonna read them on the podcast so that was the the dud cave no. These are the coordinates to where he believes the real one is located.
This is a rough coordinates.
Metal.
What did I say it was called?
Metal library?
Library coordinates.
I wonder if there's like a Google Maps.
Oh, shit.
You think we could put the coordinates in Google Maps and find the cave?
We may have to cut this because if we actually find it,
we might have to get on a plane tonight and they're just cut to really
like muffled obviously on the move audio
okay we're at the signpost shit did Neil swap them or is this the right way? Which one's the dud cave?
Shit.
Gunfire in the distance.
Don't go to the cave.
Don't go to the cave.
I thought you were screaming it out of Jones theme.
Okay.
So I have two coordinates here
I have one
which is for the original
cave of Taos
uh
located on the
Toangos river
uh
which is
actually
this is insanely cool
this is mapped by the
actual 1976
expedition
wow
isn't this crazy
like
it's funny to like
take the piss about all this stuff
but it genuinely happened like I'm looking at pictures from what we just talked about people
took like we're like working it's crazy years on this yeah it's insane so here is apparently
the uh calculated location of the treasure cave uh 77 47 34 west and 15600 South.
Here you go. Okay, I think
I see it here.
Are you on that same page? Metal Library? Gold Library
dot com?
What is my life?
What is my life?
Are you on the same site? Gold Library?
Gold Library forward slash
the truth?
How is this something that I do
Really bummed out for the next 10 minutes
Jesus Christ
Okay
Oh dude it worked
Oh my god we're in
Gold starts pouring out of your laptop
Ancient slates start filling the room
That's happening
I'm like dude
The coordinates worked You look over i'm just
like my face is melting raiders of the lost ark style oh shit yeah is this photo is this like the
photo of the world or is that just is that like satellite this is satellite yeah that's satellite
yeah let's get in there let's go deep where's the dude a little street pass man and walk him
walking in right it's like a drone, isn't it?
I don't know how it works.
Burned it all down.
Look, all I'm going to say is this pinpoint map is right beside a river.
So if Petronio was telling the truth, there could genuinely be an underwater entrance around that area.
Just swimming right in under this tree line right here.
It's very true.
It's literally just beside the river.
Conclusion time.
I've given you the evidence.
We're going to draw it down to this very fine point.
There's lots of things it could be.
It could be pages from Atlantis.
It could be ancient aliens.
Aliens could still be with us right now,
living underground in these ancient cities that were discovered.
But do you believe, Kit Greer,
do you believe that at some point in human history,
we have been visited by or influenced by extraterrestrials from other planets
this is your profession on the line here as a professional paranormal investigator
this is a big claim you're on the fence you saw those goddamn slabs. He drew an alien.
Yes.
Done it.
We got a yes.
We got a yes.
I think maybe one of the first times on this podcast, I'm also yes.
Really?
I'm with you, brother.
I'm with you.
Get your shit.
We're going to Ecuador.
Here we go, boys.
Get Neil.
Get Neil.
So that's it.
This week's episode, it is officially confirmed that at some point in human history, we were
visited and gifted technology by ancient aliens who may or may not still be on this planet
with us and have ancient slabs hidden in tombs in Ecuador.
But that's for you guys to discover.
If you do go to Ecuador or you do find out any more information on these caves. Locations.
Anything like that.
Email us in.
I want to know.
I want to know more.
I want this mystery to be unraveled.
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