This Paranormal Life - #028 The REAL Reason NASA Never Returned to the Moon

Episode Date: September 26, 2017

This week Rory and Kit investigate the 1969 moon landing. Did it actually happen? Are NASA hiding something from us? And most importantly, when we stepped out onto that planet... were we really alone? it's time to INVESTIGATE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are the pyramids tombstones of giants? Did the Big Bang actually create the universe? Or will the Big Bang end the universe? All these questions you can find the answer to on This Paranormal Life! Welcome to the podcast. I'm going to be your host for today, Rory Magical Powers. Joined by my paranormal pal and co-host... Fast Eddie Johnson.

Muggle Kit Greer. How are you doing today, Kit? Not too shabby. I think that second one, not so paranormal, more scientific. Right, well, you know, paranormal has its basis in science. They say, what is that phrase where it's like, to the uneducated mind, science is magic? Yeah, that's exactly right. Wait, that's not paranormal either.

Shit. I mean, yeah, more or less disproving. No, no, I remember it now. To the uneducated mind, science are aliens. Yeah. Science, yeah. That's exactly right. Yeah.

To the uneducated mind, Harry Potter's Bigfoot. So on today's podcast. Yes, sir. I'm just going to get stuck right in here. Really? This has been one of my. I actually wanted to. I just wanted to raise a few.

Okay. A few things. Real quick though. Because usually this is the whole thing about. Okay. Our podcast is that we just get straight into it. It will be quick. I've just got.

Jesus Christ. He's a bag of props. I've got. Yeah. I mean, I've just got a few ideas. Is that a deck of cards? I wanted to run by. Yeah.

No, it's actually a tarot card. I wanted to do a reading and then bring up. Okay. okay maybe why don't we save this for the end of the podcast i mean i mean i thought we could just get it out of the way you know so much stuff in that bag yeah no no no there is i've got what would you like to talk about first i've got there's something moving in there no no no no i you're f***ing snake? Did you bring a snake? No, I'm a tamer. I'm a qualified tamer. Put it down. It looks really hungry.

I'm a qualified tamer. I mean, I was- Put it- Oh, jeez, it's loose. It's loose. So again, as we said on this podcast, we like to get straight into the point. Rarely off topic. Today, we're going to be talking about one of mankind's greatest achievements.

They said we couldn't do it kid but we broke free from the pull of this planet and we landed on the moon baby oh yeah let's have some fanfare that's some good stuff we did it i mean we didn't specifically humans we deserve half i mean i don't feel like you know i just don't feel like you should be taking any credit for you know there's a lot of smart well as you'll find out i don't like you should be taking any credit for it. There's a lot of smart people. Well, as you'll find out, I don't think anyone should be taking any credit for the fake ass shit that took place. So fast to give away the premise. I wonder what this podcast is about.

So now as we know, there's a lot of people, maybe myself, that believe it was faked. Really? That America never actually landed on the moon. And who did? Well, I'm not only here to investigate whether or not the moon landing is real. Okay. But I'm also investigating whether we were the only ones on that moon. Wait, I'm confused.

So you think we didn't go, but we didn't go but you also think somehow someone else was there any clearer we may or may not have gone and while we may not have been there there might have been other people yeah get this into your skull i feel like this isn't even a conspiracy it's just confusing i feel like if you can't convince me who's on your side like the listeners have just tuned out by now look let's just let's get stuck in maybe it'll become clearer to you uh as we get stuck in now i've done a lot of research not just me puzzled but go on i've done a lot of research but i'm gonna remain impartial throughout this entire investigation I want you to know

I'm not on either side I'm open minded about whether this fake ass shit went down or not so let's get ready let's buckle our seatbelts get ready to blast off cause this may very well be our biggest investigation

yet welcome to this paranormal life all right let's get stuck into this bad boy we're going back to july 16th 1969 wow apollo 11 left the nasa launch pad and headed off into the cosmos my god i'm gonna have fun with the soundscape on this one. You totally forget. Cat meows, these random sound effects. Within 30 minutes, the crew had left the Earth's orbit and was on their way to what's popularly referred to by blind sheep as the moon. Again, impartial, totally impartial, not on either side.

That's what people call it. On July 20th, the Eagle lunar shuttle disconnected from the command module and descended onto the cold, empty surface of the spaceship. I mean moon. Moon. It wasn't long before the Eagle had landly... Land? The Eagle was landly.

It wasn't long before the eagle had landed safely on the surface. Touchdown. Of the moon. Yes. Quotation marks. Okay. The moon. Once landed, everything normal so far.

Once landed, Neil Armstrong opened the hatch and became the first man to allegedly step foot on the moon. After Neil allegedly opened the hatch and allegedly looked out. Once on the planet, Neil Armstrong said his famous line that we all know today. That's one small step to the moon. He didn't stutter. Imagine he stuttered. It's, uh, one step small. Ah, shit.

He's on, like, live television. Is this live? One big leap for step time. Oh, shit. They're like, the lack of oxygen is getting to his brain. One steep step for fight. His parents. Passes out.

Parents at home, stop watching Timmy. Neil is now floating off into the abyss, unconscious. Imagine if, like, if it had happened, like, that moment, you know, it's broadcast across the world. Yeah. And just as soon as they close up, you know, of him just setting foot on the lunar surface, just a moon beast, just... Well, you know, is that... i don't know why i chuckled at that is that beyond the realms of possibility well let's find out let's find out all right

you're the expert he says his line which is powerful stuff mr armstrong uh-huh fun fact uh he actually said one small step for a man but there was a cut out in the broadcast some interference over the comms that made it sound like one small step for man man but there was a cut out in the broadcast some interference over the comms that made it sound like one small step for man but the actual quote that's really interesting that's some good trivia because it kind of doesn't really make sense otherwise does it i guess like one small step for man no because then no it doesn't make sense yeah it doesn't really at all yeah uh so both astronauts do a lot of work up there gather gather samples, take photos. They even had a phone call. Wow.

With the president? With current president, Richard Nixon, live on TV. That's insane. What would you say to them? Well, guys, is it nice?

I don't actually know shit about space. It's kind of embarrassing. Can you breathe? No, you obviously can't breathe. That'd be insane. You guys know about Watergate? Does that reach reach the moon is that why you called us what did you call us for so after they were done both astronauts packed up and returned to earth they splashed down in the ocean where they were rescued and then as was protocol at the time, went through 21 days of quarantine.

Then killed and replaced with clones. Right, lizards. Yeah, pretending to be Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. Isn't that really cool that at one point we actually thought there could have been like a moon pathogen that could have wiped out humanity unless properly quarantined? Pretty cool, all right. Yeah. Not everyone knows that's like

that's like uh today that's even like a big thing is quarantine and like biohazard of things going into space they have to like scrub those things down and like build them in vacuums and stuff like that it's crazy because we have whole like international laws about we can't send like bacteria or anything into space in case it like yeah ruins the ecosystem of like the lack of an ecosystem in space basically so despite all of this evidence all the footage all the logs all the photos there's many people that believe the entire mission is fake i have a moon pie in my bag one of your props snake actually might have eaten it yeah i don't think that's actual proof i don't i think that's from you're saying you're telling me that that moon

pie that i bought isn't moon pie i once ate powdered ice cream and you're telling me the moon is fake bullshit i forgot that have you ever had astronaut food? Yeah. It's really bad. Yeah. It's not good. Yeah. Look guys, I'm going to save you the time of buying astronaut food by saving you a big old discovery. It doesn't float. Okay. That's why I bought the ice cream in the first place. I bought a year's supply of astronaut food. It turned up and that stuff does not float. It was actually heavy as shit. The delivery was extortionate. Delivery man?

Not even an astronaut. The Amazon guy turns up at your door, your dress in like head to toe 1969 replica astronaut wear. Are you the guy that... One small step for man. Just sign the sheets sir one giant snack for mankind i will uh shine it now with my pen that you can use in space

the ink isn't affected total nasa memorabilia actually yeah i did go to the you've ever been to the getty no what's it called what's the observatory called in la i can't remember i was there months ago yeah it's lovely they do sell like um like astronaut food sorry someone might space cakes that's not what space cakes are but they did sell like uh um yeah they said so like nasa memorabilia including like a kind of yeah space suit but i don't know if i actually worked sold a space suit yeah but i think it was like for more for kids like okay yeah how do we not okay anyway i'll stop i digress despite all of this evidence a lot of people think it's fake they talk about a lot of different examples they say the flag is waving despite no wind there's no stars in the

sky despite the black space around them and many other things like transmission times and just sheer plausibility for that that era in time yeah i mean and i guess it's the idea as well like correct me if i'm wrong because i am i will don't you worry about that it took a while to go back to the moon didn't it yes because you don't even know the basic amount of people sorry i don't know when all these fake operations took place because i think that was something people say is is there like bullshit we went in 1969 because we don't really do it very often now yeah we never do it now yeah we'll we'll get on to this we'll get on to this okay um but one of the most interesting debates is about the broadcast itself the broadcast of the moon landing yes okay so the first landing that we ever did which is neil armstrong buzz aldrin yes sir used slow scan television yes it was incompatible with commercial TV.

So it had to be displayed on a special monitor, and a conventional TV camera filmed the projection. Right, okay. Which, you know, obviously significantly reduced the quality of the picture. Yeah. So all the footage from the moon landing that was broadcast on TV, the ones that you see, are actually a film camera recording a monitor of the footage that's all we've seen okay so that's already a little weird bad were they like

av back then right like you can send a dude to the moon he can have a phone call with the president but you can't film it that's insane you can't broadcast this isn't like isn't that like an annoying stat that people give? They're like, did you know that the technology that sent people to the moon in 1969 is actually in like a calculator today? And it's like, this shit can't go to the moon. So it's not. No, you don't understand. Like the microchips used could actually like power a small town.

He's hovering on a tiny calculator. He's on i'm like oh shit mouthfuls of powdered ice cream all right so get this okay hit me that's the broadcast that everyone saw but obviously they recorded the footage that they had captured while they were up there the slow scan footage now these recordings the original slow scan sources from the lunar surface were accidentally destroyed during a routine magnetic tape reuse at nasa nasa magnetic tape reuse nasa that is why that is why obama trump they need they needed to start funding this thing through the nose. Because they were having to, you know, whenever you're a kid and you run out of like, oh my God, our listeners won't even remember VHS. But whenever you would run out of space on your VHS tapes, you would have to re-record over them.

That's what NASA is doing with the moon landing. That's like taping over your wedding. But on the moon. Moon wedding. Are you kidding me? It's unbelievable. You just sent three men to the moon to walk on another planet. And then you tape over the footage.

Bullshit, I call bullshit. This is the biggest BS bomb I'm dropping on this podcast. I'm investigating this right now and I'm calling this baloney okay we've said I mean we're like 13 minutes into the podcast you really need to you can't end it here I made a little tickier my notes

saying be careful at this point in the podcast you don't sound like you're screaming this as you get dragged out of the NASA headquarters by security. I call bullshit. I call bullshit. You're telling me you just taped over it.

What are these magnets you speak of? I like the idea of... Ice cream in my pockets. I've got a trail behind me as I get dragged out. I thought I could use it as a smoke bomb if I had to escape. I like the idea as well. Like, what did they tape over it with i like the idea of some like nasa exec and he didn't realize he was taping over it it's like an embarrassing like selfie cam version of him like okay just gonna check out my new uh pot stroke and he's like golfing in his office like yeah it looks pretty

good oh god and then it's like when they get the footage back and they're screening it in front of all the executives. It's like, this is it, boys. Like 200 million in government investment. It's just Steve like dancing to Shakira in his office or something. Shakira, Shakira. I don't know why you shun Connery. Shakira, Shakira. Oh, baby know why he's Sean Connery. Shakira, Shakira.

Oh, baby, when you talk like that, the spaceman go mad. That's one small dance for man. One giant boogie for mankind. And he's watching this surrounded by other executives. That was a poor choice. Poor choice of song. Okay, okay.

Now, while a lot of people believe this is to cover up the fact that they never landed on the moon, what if it's to cover up something else? What if that higher resolution slow scan source accidentally revealed something huge? That they weren't alone when they landed on the moon. Okay, I'm listening.

Not long ago, the Russian government called for an international investigation into the U.S. moon landings. This was in regards to missing samples and photos that were never released to the U.S., moon landings. This was in regards to missing samples and photos that were never released to the public. Okay. Now, claims from Russia, you got to take with a grain of salt, obviously, because as we know, Russia were competing against the U.S.

Of course, of course. In the space race. Their butt hurt that they didn't get their first. Yes, they're saying, give us some of those moon rocks. This could be a way of seizing their research. We want some ice cream. We've got all the characters reversed here.

It's like, guys, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's basically chalk. I like the idea of, like, at some sort of space conference, the NASA scientists facing off against Russian scientists, and they're like, mmm, this space ice cream is so good. They're shut up it's definitely not i can see it from here it's

not delicious oh it reminds me of that time remember buzz when we were on the moon oh you always love to bring up the moon moon moon moon moon this moon that that's all you talk about so obviously we'll take that that investigation with a grain of salt. But also, there are dozens of former NASA employees and respected military officers that all claim NASA is hiding something from us. Really? Something they discovered when they landed on the moon. Really? Years ago, in a documentary examining the case,

Bob Dean, a United States Army Command Sergeant Major... years ago in a documentary examining the case bob dean a united states army command sergeant major this is a list of titles that's insane that's i mean they're all pretty high up as well uh he claimed that he knew that more footage existed and that had been hidden all these years this is part of his quote again i don't know how much of a redneck Bob Dean is, but I'm going to go ahead and give him a redneck voice. Yeah, let's just crank it up. This is what Bob Dean said. Sure.

Ladies and gentlemen, my government, NASA, which many of us in the United States say stands for never a straight answer, proceeded to erase 40 rolls of film of the Apollo program. The flight to the moon, the flight around the moon, the landings on the moon, the walking guys here and there. They erased, for Christ's sake, 40 rolls of film of those events. Now we're talking about several thousand individual frames

that were taken that the so-called authorities determined you and i didn't have the right to see i've become furious so bob dean wow the the united states army command sergeant major wow has said this officially in his statement is it trust that sounds like a trustworthy guy right yeah i guess if you don't want to believe him similar claims by nasa employees have also surfaced another source is former nasa employee ken johnson now he was also a marine and an f4 pilot as well as a nasa employee wow working as the chief lunar module test pilot at the manned spacecraft center in houston no shit yeah so like he's testing that thing he's putting a lot of man hours into this he wants to know what went down yeah he deserves that and you know these are

people that you think you'd be able to trust they work at nasa they've worked on like lunar projects before so in a documentary regarding the moon landing he told a very different story about what happened when they landed on the moon oh i'm waiting at any minute now for a red sniper dot to appear on the side of my head it's me put down the notes rory i haven't noticed you're wearing a nasa jacket this whole time so the lead-up of the story is the same buzz and neil descend towards the moon's surface and land safely as soon as they land they leave their ship and this is where the story changes kit okay after a few moments of broken communication neil decides he has to switch

to the medical channel and they spoke directly with the chief medical officer, clearly down the line. He simply said, They're here. They're parked on the side of the crater. They're watching us. Let me just backtrack for the audience and for me. This is the NASA employee's account? Yes. This is the NASA employee's account.

Yes, this is the NASA employee's account of what actually happened. The test, the rover test guy. Yeah. So it's interesting to note that the actual broadcast of landing on the moon, NASA obviously, one of the reasons people think that this is fake is because NASA never in a million years would risk the idea of a tragedy on national television. Because it's bad press, bad publicity. They'll get less funding by the government. It could be a disaster. So the actual moon landing and a lot of the events that take place were never broadcast.

But stepping out onto the moon was, you know, the bits that were safe and registered and they knew that nothing was going to go wrong those are the bits that are broadcast so they're saying this is when they actually first went out into the moon okay there was a break in the regular comms channel so neil had to switch to the medical channel to get a clear line this is where he said about these figures watching them from the side of the crater this new story alone is pretty strange it's easy to be skeptical but in 1994 neil armstrong gave a cryptic speech at the white house while celebrating the 25th anniversary of the apollo 11 mission we're gonna listen to that speech right now and dissect it dissect any little bits that we can get from them. Let's read between the space lines

and see what we can get. They're real. Let me start by saying that. So when we landed up on the moon, they're real. It was pretty dark up there. Aliens are real. Subtle.

He's a subtle man. You sly dog. He's a subtle man. You sly dog. Today we have with us a group of students among America's best. To you, we say, we've only completed a beginning. We leave you much that is undone. There are great ideas undiscovered.

Breakthroughs available to those who can remove one of truth's protective layers. That was nothing. What are you talking about? He just said, I mean, that last line was pretty good. Yeah pretty good yeah that's the line that's the line that everyone talks about i was expecting so much more you think he's gonna be slowly putting on an alien mask or something he said he said for those who can remove truth's protective layer yeah why say that yeah why say that just an anniversary why he's like starting is like you have to remove truth's protective layer. Yeah.

He's obviously talking about the government and their protective layer. Honestly, I thought you'd be more on board with this. I thought you'd be on board. Okay. No, okay. I'll give it to you. I mean, that was a little bit weird. Right. Not. okay no okay i'll give it to you i mean that was a little bit weird right not is that indicative that the entire moon landing was a lie and they withheld they withheld knowledge of aliens

existence i don't think we can go that far i would also say the same but you and i did another investigation on this podcast yes which was the ancient aliens and trying to discover the metal library. Yes. We know what happens to Neil Armstrong. This is a man who was one of the first people on the moon, gives cryptic speeches about that adventure, and later on in life goes on a hunt for ancient slabs buried in caves all across the world for ancient alien tablets it is true this is a man who clearly believes that there's something out there it is why because he's seen them i mean because it is interesting that you take astrophysicists today yeah and they are quite pessimistic and people like cards and bitches take brian cox or someone like that

or even neil degrasse biggest coward there is uh neil degrasse tyson yep coward tyson mike the card tyson as they call him who else um name more baby i uh michio kaku yep uh michael cack poo the cat cacked his pants poo he i mean i don't know if he's an astrophysicist but these people are generally quite pessimistic about the existence of alien life right in the in the like having visited earth and things like that but experts they may be the guy who's gone to the moon the guy who's been there the guy who's actually been to space gone there stood on another terrestrial orbiting death ship i mean moon obviously he totally believed that it was possible yeah and he went hunting for it and if that doesn't say something then i don't know i don't know what does yeah that's fair i'll give

you that okay that's one point then is what you're trying to say now that i'm keeping score yeah i don't draw that whiteboard there really laboriously long and loud now obviously neil armstrong is just one of two men to set foot on the moon and while neil has hunted for ancient alien slabs and given cryptic speeches buzz aldrin has massively tried to separate himself from the conspiracy theorists interesting i've actually got a clip from a documentary of him talking about it and it's hilarious because it was obviously very nice of him to come on and do this documentary right and then right after the narrator just massively disrespects him wow in the cuts it's really funny it's really funny so i'm gonna play it now because you're gonna want to hear this clip i can't believe he agreed to come on a show called aliens on the

moon 2014 to be fair i think this documentary is called aliens on the moon and if you are interested in any of this you should watch this this is where i got a lot of my research from and it's pretty interesting um but obviously the the narrator has come in once they've filmed all the interviews so he's just working with whatever they're saying so yeah just check this okay maybe that's one reason why buzz aldrin when asked to view photos containing potential alien structures refused to do so suggesting suggesting that others at NASA had that responsibility. No, wait a minute, don't you think the people who designed the camera sent it out as an experiment when the pictures came back? They looked at them to see if there was anything unusual and they didn't find anything. If

they had, either we got some people who were scared to talk about it or they're withholding evidence uh and that's not what science is about science is making a lot of sense informing people what evidence has been found and those are experts but how can any explain away this startling photo shot by the Apollo 11 astronauts? There's nothing there. What appears to be a gigantic flying saucer. It looks distinctly artificial with some sort of machine ridges. I didn't listen at all.

That are almost decorative in appearance. It's like they're literally just going like, mm-hmm, yeah, yeah. But how can you explain this? Yeah. 17 photos. Like flashy lights. How good is that? He gives such a measured response.

So good. So respectful. And the UFO, sir. How do you explain that? The guy has a point because there's definitely a flaw. There was a UFO in the... Oh, you meant Buzz. Yeah. How do you explain that? The guy has a point because there's definitely a flaw. Right, there was a UFO in the... Oh, you meant Buzz. Yeah.

Well, he had a point. But the point was the disc that was in there, in the debris. I mean, how can you say... How do you dispute that? I love the way they're like, how can you dispute... It's like, he just did. He was on the moon he was there yeah i mean he has a point that there's a weird like

as he says either people are withholding evidence or there's nothing that it's like if there was something that they were withholding from us they would never have released those photos yeah you know it's like a weird thing where it's like okay all the nasa experts have reviewed these photos and released them to the public and people are like well i think these eggheads and nasa didn't even look twice at these photos otherwise they would have seen these gigantic pyramids i love that the nasa people are, imagine if we'd sent them the actual photos. It's just like alien barbecues and stuff. Now, one of the biggest arguments people have to prove that aliens live on the moon

are suspicious looking structures that have been found in photographs and scans over all the years. Yeah. We just got a glance at a couple of them in this documentary. But Kit, there's so many. And I brought some with me today that I'm going to share with you. Just a couple examples, okay? Okay. Do you believe that this could be edited?

That video. You interviewed Buzz. Do you think that is natural? I mean, why not? Look at the shape of it. How could you possibly explain this man- Take your hands off my throat. So for those at home,

Roy has sent me a picture of the lunar surface in black and white. And there is a very dramatic red outline around what seems to be some kind of unusual unusual rock formation now i will say for clarity that red line is not on the lunar surface that has been added retrospectively to highlight the artifact by a lunar expert i am also a lunar expert as well by the way as well as a paranormal investigator sorry just wanted to put that in there just because you have pockets full of space please subscribe to this lunar life this moon life look if those aren't enough these two are even more convincing okay specifically the one on the bottom is i think perhaps one of the most famous

of the artifacts that we found on the moon which is essentially there's multiple scans of it and what it essentially looks like is an exhaust pipe uh yeah that's unusual um definitely and it's definitely in comparison i would agree to the like surrounding imagery is very obvious craters um blank landscape and this top image you've given me as well yeah there does seem to be some sort of unusual rectangular sort of construct. Yeah. Which is not at all in line with the things surrounding it. And I will say, Buzz Aldrin is obviously very skeptical of all of this. But he has actually said before that he, while he doesn't believe it, he does know fellow professionals in that area that believe very strongly that a lot of these artifacts are

man-made really and he's he's just like i don't agree with it but these are people that i really respect uh like all of their work and they teach professionally and they are very like they're like it's indisputable that these really so there are academics or nasa employees who believe in man-made structures on the moon 100 that's very. That's very bizarre. I did not expect that. No, yeah. This isn't just like crazy people searching on Google Moon, which is a real thing, by the way, Google Moon. I'm not sure I'm making that up.

You can explore the lunar surface on Google Moon. Okay, cool. We'll do that at the end of the podcast on our way out. Remember guys, subscribe at This Lunar Life. This Lunar Life. Patreon will be launching this month. I launched that before we launched our Patreon. At the end of this.

I'm actually making 20k for my rocket. Rolling credits. Like, Kit, we'd love to have you as a guest on this lunar life, honestly. I love that you, like, make fun of it. And you're like, oh, so how's it going? He's like, man, I had Buzz on. What? Yeah, Aldrin.

He came on. I ripped him a new one. He's like, look, all I'm saying is I was on the surface. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And this you can explain, sir? I think that's Will Smith in Men in Black. So I know what you're thinking. Obviously, after seeing these photos,

these lunatics, get it? Moon lunatics? Are just nobodies with too much time on their hands intricately studying low-res moon pictures yeah i mean that's pretty much exactly what i'm thinking for once well someone will disagree with you kit and that is dr john brandenburg uh-huh who is a former deputy manager of what's known as the clementine mission now he was in charge of mapping and investigating the entire surface of the moon.

He said, the mission I was... I should do a voice for him. Yeah. I'm going to do like a NASA egghead. Okay, cool, cool. The mission that I was a part of was to basically investigate whether someone was building bases on the moon. Get a girlfriend. I tried building bases on the moon. Get a girlfriend. I tried building bases on the moon

that the government didn't know about. He was actually employed at NASA to scan the moon in case anyone was building bases on it. There was a time where even the government thought that there could be not even aliens, but other countries building moon bases, lunar bases. That is like a theory

isn't it like a chinese moon base i think people talk about that today now this sounds really cool this is where we might lose him a bit okay because not only did he investigate moon photos but actual video footage of alien space wars wars okay look i know you're gonna be skeptical that's why i wouldn't have brought it up if i didn't have video footage of the space war i'm glad you said all right hit me up this is very multi uh multimedia one yeah this is good i like it okay. I do have a visual of this space war. Okay. And it's... I just load up Attack of the Clones trailer. Charge our binks in the first three seconds of the video. Yeah, that's John there.

John Brandon binks. I'm going to give this scientist a voice. Mesa was hired. Mesa investigated moon landing. I'm gonna give this scientist voice me sound like is there something you're not telling me about this John character oh christ okay what am i doing some fucking moon land or daily shit yeah i will say so in this um in this video he actually talks about these moon wars and even i was like okay i've lost him as a source now he's not credible i can't use him in my research and then it shows the footage that he actually watched with government officials and you hear his testimony and my god if that's what if i if you told me this is what video footage of an alien war looked like yeah i mean this is it i've seen it buddy yeah i'm through the

looking glass what i'm through the telescope dude look you gotta see this if this video isn't hands down verifiable proof i spiked your drink oh it's real man i'm roaring you're smart as hell dude if this isn't real right this podcast is over dude okay because you're you're putting your you're putting your rap on the line my god yeah over this so you're putting your moon rocks aka your balls that's good i like let's do this this is an hour and a half long i watched all of it too i'm telling this is the biggest investigation i almost stopped so many times because it became not fun anymore it became real all right check this out there i

am sitting in this room full of retired army and air force generals and a few admirals and we're watching what looks like a firefight in space the most senior general there an army general turned to me and said where do you think they're from? And I said, I don't know, sir. I've heard they're from 40 light years from here. And his comment was, long supply lines. When an Army general says long supply lines, he's already thinking, how do I deal with these people from far away? How do I make them go back to where they came from?

The reaction of numerous space defense officials who i watched these movies with was a fear and astonishment i mean what do you think it's true all of it i'll be real with you though i was pretty skeptical just now because that looks like to the ladies and gentlemen listening at home right it's quite a fuzzy kind of scanning image like quite faded and it to be honest initially looks like a shooting star zips by yes what they're describing as a laser yeah um i think the clincher is that what they are identifying as some sort of craft or being um it's traveling in a straight line but then it sort of erratically moves out of the way of that right we're literally seeing an object traveling slowly through space stop on the spot

and quickly move out of the way as a laser or meteor yeah jets by right where its trajectory was headed yeah that's kind of interesting because yeah long story short things as far as we're aware only really move in orbit in space. Right. Unless they collide or something like that. And what's mind-boggling is that it's really fun to watch this, laugh about it, take the piss about it. But there was a point in this world's history where that man was in a room with government officials at presumably the Pentagon watching this video footage. And a military general wondering how we're going to destroy it that's that's mind-blowing probably nukes yeah probably that's

crazy this one i mean that was crazy enough but another clip from this very same documentary involves edgar mitchell who was a nasa astronaut who actually piloted the lunar module of Apollo 14 and was the sixth man to ever walk on the moon. Right. Again, we can probably take his word. Okay, okay. He talks a bit about his experience with footage he brought back, and it's very suspicious. Again, this is taken from the Aliens on the Moon documentary.

I recommend checking it out. The Apollo 14 mission was a really pivotal mission. Most people don't realize that only two of the astronauts were actually walked on the surface of the moon. And the other one stayed on board in the command module and continued to circle around and around the moon. And taking film strips and photographs so we were completely covering all of the backside of the moon. Back on Earth, the footage was shown to one of NASA's top astronomers. During the viewing, an extraordinary sequence came on screen. The command module is coming around the back side of the moon with the cameras rolling. There's like a cluster of five little

domes with light shining inside. And there was one of them that looked like a column of steam or something projected up from the top. So there was something really there. I can guarantee you it was certainly something that was not a natural occurrence of a balloon. But when the footage was played again the next day for NASA engineers, the key section with the mysterious domes had somehow disappeared. I took the film out, and there was no splices. There were no cuts, and all the holes lined up. That means within 24 hours, they had to have taken the film out cut the portion out made a copy airbrushed it out spliced it back in and then made a duplicate of it and had it available for him such accusations that nasa has routinely airbrushed out evidence

of alien activity acquired during its space missions has swirled for decades but skeptics are not so easily convinced if a nasa photo manager don't listen to those skeptics because obviously obviously nasa cut the frames out and re-exported the photos i think we've heard enough from that documentary so listeners at home, you can listen to the next skeptic section and trash Rory in the comment. That was tenuous. Yeah. He's not even trying to blow anything out of proportion. I mean, this is a man who walked on the moon, piloted one of the lunar modules, and he was like, yeah, I saw some footage and it was kind of suspicious.

And then the next time I saw it, it was gone. He's not saying that obviously means there's aliens he's just saying this was a weird occurrence that happened i mean it would have been pretty amateur if there was like just like tape over yeah yeah like a little like band-aid around it jumped like 20 frames we're not even on the it goes from the moon to earth there's a jump cut yeah it's like you know in cart in those old time cartoons and it's like scene missing yeah yeah granted this guy is as they mentioned top brass he's been on the moon yes he has stuff uh he knows what he saw but it's hard to place all this stock and what he's saying

that are you about to disrespect an astronaut? I'm sorry. Before you say anything, I just want to make sure that you're about to disrespect a f***ing astronaut. Just so you're clear. Listen, everyone knows that anyone could be an astronaut. You hippie. Hippie man. You small-minded little earth dweller.

Anyone could do what they do. Listen, they're just they're just jocks with you ever swum you ever swum before that's space that's basically that's moon physics ever played tony hawks pro skater on moon physics that's space they just think there's hot shots but uh you know anyone could do what they do anyone listen anyone could anyone could fly a fighter jet okay me or you could just hop in a fighter jet right now and we could just fly that thing i swear to god it's the easiest thing i don't trust you in a fighter jet let's go piloting or passenger faster um but what i'm saying is we're placing a lot of stock in what he saw with his peepers

yep one time and then he's like oh it's weird it wasn't there the next day but it definitely was there because i saw it that one time that's true but i mean is this something you would forget yeah potentially oh okay i mean i don't know and he mentions mist but haven't we like work okay stop me if i'm wrong because i definitely am okay haven't we worked out that there's some like water or like ice on the moon or something some shit could that be the mist uh what possibly escaping from some sort of yeah like we've seen that on like uh what like i don't know like europa or enceladus or something like that yeah well from what i know from my very limited knowledge of the moon... I'll be real with you guys.

I don't know a lot of shit about space or the moon. I just yell a lot and I speak with confidence. I do believe that there is possibly some sort of exhaust from the ship, from the vessel being uh pushed out into space that was an uncomfortable segue i would say right get ready for a whole bunch more of those okay okay so we've evaluated some facts okay a lot of facts a lot of different testimonies from a lot of trustworthy people all right but now i think it's time to look at this logically if there really were i really wish we had started there no it's a whole thing we had to go around the moon

if they're like landing on the moon you have to go around behind evolve below again i know nothing of what it takes to land on the moon much like like landing on the moon. You must be quick. You must be swift. You must take her by surprise. I don't know anything about space. She can smell fear. You must breathe deep into the space of the night. If there really were alien moon bases out there that posed a threat to us,

you think NASA and the government would do something about it? Well, perhaps, Kit, that's why on October 9th, 2009, NASA bombed the moon. Shut the f*** up. Can I flip over this table? No! They bombed the moon.

Explain. That's going to be, oh man, I really want that to be the name of this podcast. NASA bombed the moon. They dropped a two-ton kinetic missile that was supposed to hit with the force of 1.5 tons of TNT. Why? We know why. Man, the exhaust it's very much a death

star situation here they have to fire them down these three exhaust pipes and bring that sucker down made your intentions clear in this broadcast

and just said the f***ing words death star because you've been beating around that for some time i'm glad we finally got there right as we entered the let's look at this logically stage first thing death star best part as well this wasn't even the first case of this such a bad teacher it's like why did they do this i think we all know why what is how do we work out pythagoras's theorem i think we all know how no walks out of the classroom chuckling class dismissed it's 903 sir uh okay please go on this is the best part was that this wasn't even the first case of this okay in 1958 as early on

as 1958 so pre-moon landing pre-moon. There was a top secret project that's been declassified now, developed by the United States Air Force called Project A119. Project F*** Up the Moon. Also known as Project Bomb the Moon. No! It was! It was known as Project Bomb the Moon. I feel like

I've lost my mind. I feel like I'm dreaming. This was an actual project that was being developed by the United States Air Force. And the aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on the moon. That's so rude. Yeah. Apparently, Russia as well were considering launching a hydrogen bomb at the moon as well. Holy shit.

Why? I mean, it never happened, obviously. I also love the idea of all the scientists and stuff being like, okay, so this is it. This is going to be the start of something huge. Is this going to Russia? Is this going to Germany? Straight up.

I'm sorry, sir. The moon. It's time to nuke the moon. It's like, we can't film what happens. We can't do any sort of tests. We've never been. Good. Only we will know.

Who are you? Now that I look at it, your badges are just made of Play-Doh. Now, obviously I've presented you with artifacts i presented you with testimonies for men who have walked on the surface of the moon themselves can we just backtrack for a minute before you get here okay what is nasa's explanation for project bomb the moon uh well so this wasn't uh done with nasa this was done with the united states air force so they just wanted to test the nuke i just want to clear that up well that's what you Force. So they just wanted to test the nuke. I just want to clear that up. Well, that's what you think.

You're saying they wanted to test the nuke. I'm saying they wanted to destroy possible alien moon bases. Yeah, I'm saying what's their story. Yeah, test out what a nuclear explosion would do to the surface of the moon and in zero gravity in the vacuum of space. Okay. But obviously they wanted to eradicate the aliens that had set up a moon base to monitor the Earth.

Okay, we'll get there. Right. Continue. I brought a lot of evidence evidence a lot of testimonies from good men strong men trustworthy men you're the general i think just launched a nuke just launched a nuke already i have right now one line that is indisputable proof of everything that i have said on this podcast so far this has made believers of sheep this has changed lives opened eyes started cults this has made daughters of thomas's this is made sheep of wolves are you ready to hear this? So, Neil Armstrong. Yes. Obviously abbreviated Neil A. What is that backwards? What?

What is Neil A backwards? He jumps. He's putting on his space suit. He's armed the nuke neil a backwards is f***ing alien they're hiding in plain sight they're hiding in plain sight i rest my case uh cue the music richard do Cue the podcast, roundup music. It's not how it works. Not really proof, but I'm kind of into this funny anagram.

I mean, how are you going to argue with that, man? What? Where do you go from there? Okay, so you've presented some interesting stuff today. Yeah, this was, I think, the biggest research session i'd ever had i reached that at that point where it's like this isn't fun anymore and i'm also starting to believe them which is that's the danger zone that is the danger zone you find yourself agreeing with anything on crystal links.com you know you're you've gone wrong i mean so let's just get this clear before i declare it um you know real

yes i declare any decision where do you come down specifically let's end you you know you don't front with us this is your reputation on the line this is your podcast this is your show you've done the research and the onus is on you thank you be truthful thank you so after all of my research it's a frustratingly middle ground conclusion okay do i believe that right now there's alien moon bases uh functioning up there and they're monitoring us no absolutely not okay that's too grave and too close of a threat for i think people to be uninformed about that that's much too close if the probability of alien life was high i think that's something the government can keep to themselves if we've had one-off encounters yeah but the moon is very close to us um and i think that's that's too close people are watching

it day and night i mean yeah we're too close to that for us not to know about it. I think human civilization could continue forward with knowledge that there's some sort of life on the moon. Yeah. I think we'd be fine with that. It's not a deal breaker. But do I think that the government and NASA have kept information privy that they've discovered on the moon yes yes i do judging by missing samples so many testimonies about edited photographs so many different accounts by astronauts that have walked on the moon there's enough weird stuff going on there to make me quite skeptical

yeah i mean yeah there does seem to be now buzz was coming down on one side and he was saying look there's experts and this is their job but that other gentleman who walked on the moon he seemed to be very much of the opinion that you know he seemed to have a general obviously distrust of nasa and you know it wasn't like a transparent relationship where he you know if he wanted to know something despite his you know career there wasn't like a transparent relationship where he, you know, if he wanted to know something, despite his career there. Yeah. He seemed to be saying that there's no straight answers, like the joke that guy was saying. Exactly.

There's no straight answers. You can't, they don't just tell everyone everything. And there definitely is. I mean, I don't know the legal structure of NASA or indeed the United States federal government. legal structure of nasa or indeed the united states federal government but so far as i would understand that it's it's publicly funded by the usa so there would be governmental oversight over whatever is released they would ultimately have the final say absolutely if there was sensitive information yeah and it's one thing to to look at this is you know like funny jokes obviously people think there's you know life out on the moon that's crazy but don't forget that as we have seen that in the past and

probably currently to this day there are people whose jobs it is to literally monitor space for ufos whether they exist or not literally there's departments set out to monitor space and the existence of aliens, which is insane. It's insane. So do I think that there's aliens living on the moon right now? No. Do I think there is possibly, throughout the existence of the universe, something that could have lived there?

And maybe there's some artificial structures on the moon? Yes, I believe that is possible. I think that's a reasonable place to sit yourself i think there is not aliens there right now right i think it's absolutely plausible that nasa is holding something back i do i think the moon landing happened yes i also think that's straight i think that's important to straighten out yes uh for the moon landing deniers out there i think it's this is good, you know, sometimes it's good. The smartest answer is an I don't know. And you're going to come to a lot of those on this podcast.

Well, with ones as important as this, absolutely. Yeah. So where are we coming down? I think we're coming down with two yeses on that there may be. Some sort of cover up. Some sort of cover up. Some sort of, you know, sort of cover-up some sort of you know there's information being withheld there could be some artificial structures on the moon

that's coming straight from the two professional paranormal investigators right here on this paranormal life yeah if you want more information you should definitely check out uh that documentary which is aliens on the moon it's great there's a lot of uh garbage in it as well zooming into pixelated photos and them screaming but how do you explain this and it's a crater followed by a nasa expert explaining it yeah like this is a crater and this uh thank you so much for listening to this big ass episode of this paranormal life if you would like to support the show we don't have a patreon so tell your friends tell your family that's right spread the word if you know anyone that likes paranormal stuff we have been joking

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