This Paranormal Life - #055 Random Man Accidentally Gets Sent Terrifying Military Codes
Episode Date: April 3, 2018When a random twitter user posts about receiving strange military codes, he accidentally throws himself into the heart of a secret government operation. Today we ask one of the biggest questions in th...e paranormal world - What happens when you know TOO MUCH...Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the podcast.
We are back on a Tuesday, the most paranormal day of the week.
That's right.
I did want to just throw that one in there, you know.
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I wish I could answer it, but I'm not there myself.
So we would like to outsource that question to the Paranormal Nation.
If any one of y'all has the brass balls on you.
To turn that bad boy off.
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You're so scared of the dark you may be stirring the day.
So if you haven't listened to this podcast before,
basically every week we investigate a brand new paranormal case,
tale, story, beast, creature.
And at the end of the episode,
we will come to the conclusion as professional paranormal investigators
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Because those are the game changers.
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And speaking of game changers.
Go on.
I got a doozy for us this week.
Really?
Because a lot of the times, you know, we look at cases in the past.
We look at passed down the past we look at
passed down legends of paranormal yeah listen i was born in 91 i don't give a f**k about what
happened before september 4th 1991 because it's irrelevant exactly it's irrelevant i don't give
a shit oh oh do you do you know who uh queen elizabeth was She's the chick on my money. That's all I know. Don't care.
Ask me about Kim Kardashian.
Yeah.
She's the chick who should be on my money.
I want her on the dollar.
So ignorant.
So impossible.
And Kesha on my coins.
Oh my god, Kesha.
We're going to investigate a very recent paranormal case.
Brilliant. One that
actually blew up and went viral
within the last month.
Really? Okay, okay.
Let's just get stuck in here. Please do.
So things started. They all
started when a dude named Ty
on Twitter started posting
about receiving unusual voicemails
on his phone. Okay.
That's not weird because, I don't know about you, I genuinely hate talking on his phone okay that's not weird because i don't know about
you i genuinely hate talking on the phone to anyone yeah uh voicemails especially that that's
like whenever when like sometimes my parents would be like i was trying to call you i left
your voicemail and i'm like listen i don't give a f**k about no but i'm like no one listens to voicemails anymore is that just me no one listens to voicemails anymore.
Is that just me?
No one listens to voicemails.
Come on.
It's like, text me.
If you need to leave a message with me, leave me one I can read.
I almost agree with you, but you should listen to your voicemails.
Nah, dude.
I'd love it if we were just like, all right, so you know what?
Just for a laugh, let's go through some of the voicemails you have.
And it's like, all right, I got this one a couple months ago.
Hey, Kit, it's your parents here.
We wanted to phone you because Aunt Jill is actually, she's been taking a f***ing delete.
You got another one here from three weeks ago.
Okay, okay.
Let's just check this one out.
Yeah, let's see if it's important.
Bet it's not.
Hey, Kit, it's your dad here.
Just telling you, things have actually gotten pretty serious with Aunt Jill.
Nothing you can't tell me over text.
One here.
Okay.
One week ago.
Another one.
Yeah.
Let's just check this one out for a second.
Yeah.
All right.
Aunt Jill's dead, Kit.
She's dead.
You weren't here.
She actually called out for you personally on her deathbed
The arrangements of the funeral are gonna be held in a couple days time
Shoot. Oh, I'm sorry Papa. I'm allergic to bullshit
Did you think he could hear you you knew that was a voicemail
He's standing right in front of you. This isn't even a voicemail anymore.
He's in the room.
I've got sunglasses on, so dark I can't see shit.
I'm allergic to bullshit.
So mean.
Well, he's getting weird voicemails on the phone.
He's getting them from unknown numbers as well,
which is a big no-no in my book.
Right, yes.
Because that's strange.
You know, an unknown number is usually a telesalesman,
some, I don't know, some weird person from like another country
that's trying to sell you or steal your identity or something.
But you know what?
What have you got to lose?
He decides to listen to these voicemails.
When he hits play, this voicemail begins reading out a message
written with the phonetic alphabet.
You know, much like the military would.
Okay, okay.
You know, like Alpha, Strava, Charlie, etc.
Now, Ty obviously thinks it's some sort of prank.
So he tweets out, quote,
I really need y'all to listen to this voicemail I just got.
I'm deactivating my cell phone service.
Like, he's obviously taking it in jest.
He's got a weird message.
He's tweeting
out like um lol lmafo okay uh you know listen to this crazy message exactly whatever the kids are
saying have you got the recording i i think i do have the recording that would be amazing where did
i i did find this hold on all right let's see do you know um your name in the phonetic alphabet
mine's gonna be something really bad i mean you could literally look it up while I look this up
Because it isn't gonna take me off
Data
Alright, I don't want to freak people out. But already there's some men in black shit going on on this bad boy
Yeah, I had the link to this voicemail. I'm trying to click it now. I'm going open
Open this link in a new tab on Safari
sorry Twitter's taking too long to load
yeah it's not working for me
hold on I can find it
I know how to find it
I actually you know what I know how to find it
because someone I found this story
by someone posting it in the
This Paranormal Life Secret Society
they posted the link
so thank you to the numerous people in that page that recommended this as a story.
I'm going to go to your post right now and find the video.
Because someone recorded it from Twitter.
Oh, really?
Because I want to spoil the ending.
Maybe these posts don't exist anymore.
Really?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Literally, the Facebook
account that posted this story
has removed it as well.
What? Yeah. Attachment
unavailable. I can't even find...
Shut up. That's crazy. How is this...
What? Well, look, I've got it all
written out, okay? So we'll do the story.
I'll see if I can add in the stuff in there.
Anyway, he also tweeted,
I don't know why I was just sent military code.
The f*** do I look like? Liam Neeson?
You know, he's
making light of the whole situation. He's
a kid. He's taken it.
It was a bit of a weird one.
It's a weird reference. But then Ty thinks,
alright, what the hell? I'm gonna
translate this thing. It's not a long message.
It's the phonetic alphabet, so
you know, you could do that pretty easily. Simple enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a long message. It's the phonetic alphabet. So, you know, you could do that pretty easily.
Simple enough.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not elvish.
So he starts translating the voicemail.
And all of a sudden, things become a lot creepier.
The message says,
Danger.
S-O-S.
It is dire for you to evacuate.
Be cautious.
They are not human.
S-O-S.
Danger. S-O-S. and then lists out a string of numbers okay that's a weird thing to get as a voicemail from anyone not from dad not from mom
right not from o2 right sos your phone tariff is running dangerously low on data.
They are not human.
Your data usage is out of this world.
Yeah, that's definitely not good.
This is very confusing.
So is the insinuation here that he's receiving this by accident?
Yeah, that he's not supposed to be getting it.
They dialed, you know, like a one digit different and it went to this guy? Yeah, I think that's at least at the minute what he thinks is happening.
Okay.
So Ty tweets out the message and the numbers and someone points out,
dude, those are coordinates.
So he puts them in the coordinates into a converter
and it pops up a location somewhere off the coast of Indonesia.
Okay.
That doesn't really help. No, not really. For all extents and purposes. It's off the coast too indonesia okay that doesn't really help that's no not for
all purposes it's off the coast too so it's in the water uh yes yeah yeah if it was like the middle
of the desert where area 51 is located right that would have been about a desert yeah that would
have been great um but it's not it's just in the middle of the water okay so a little time passes
and people on twitter are really enjoying this
conspiracy thread like chiming in with their own theories retweeting faving you know it's exploding
it's spreading and spreading it's spreading and then ty gets a strange dm from a user on twitter
called at bd bxt jmsa okay gobbledygook, essentially. For all I know. The message
is in a strange language,
and Ty can't read it, obviously, but he
thinks, the coordinates were
in Indonesia. What
if I try translating this from
Indonesian? Or Malian,
is it? Like another language around there, I think.
I have no idea. Okay. So he translates
the message, and it reads out
end the post you just shared
about the recording on your phone.
But that could be a troll.
It could literally be anyone.
Yeah, it could be.
It's definitely not good.
Like you don't want that to be the last thing you read
before you go to sleep that night.
I'm just going to check my mentions.
Yeah.
Like what?
You're going to die.
It'd be funny if he sent that, but in the phonetic alphabet.
So you're working it out.
And it's like, I'm going to kill.
You know what?
This isn't going to be good.
I'm just going to stop.
What is it written here?
Sierra, Tango, Foxtrot, Unifor.
Okay, I get it.
He gives up halfway.
You know what?
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch.
Military officer.
You little whistleblower.
You little whistleblower.
Son of a bitch.
You're going to die.
Totally blows his cool.
Sorry.
So, just a quick question.
Yes?
Is that legitimately how anyone communicates?
Presumably, they don't say entire sentences in this phonetic alphabet.
Well, obviously, I mean, that's not a very cryptic way to mask a message like that.
No, it's not at all cryptic.
It'd be the equivalent of sending a message, a military message in pig Latin.
Pig Latin, yeah.
Like literally anyone can work it out.
It would take less than half a second.
Yeah, exactly.
So that's already a bit weird.
Yeah.
Like unless it's not done in the phonetic alphabet to be cryptic,
but done in the phonetic alphabet to be clear,
which a lot of people do over, you know, radio because there's so much like static.
That's what I'm wondering.
Like, do they actually do entire sentences though?
Like, I understand they do words.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point.
There's a lot of excuses already for it to be a hoax.
Yep.
Well,
Ty goes on to tweet.
Okay.
Um,
I should also probably include that this happened a few days ago before I got
the voicemail.
Ty links back to a tweet he posted a few days back.
And I mean,
you could see that tweet when it was available.
It was from a couple of days earlier than he had posted
originally it was at the time he said he had posted it the tweet said quote okay i'm sitting
in my car right in front of my house and this guy started taking pictures of my house with flash
then he walked away literally what the it's 3 aam. I'm gonna die tonight. With flash.
He's not even trying to be discreet.
He's got
one of those old-timey
gags. Ty, you wanna hop in
the next one?
He just immediately
announces his presence. Well, hello,
Ty, I'm here from the FBI. Just don't take note of what
I'm doing over here, see?
I checked the tweet. It was sent at note of what I'm doing over here. See? I checked the tweet.
It was sent at 3.29 a.m.
Everything checked out.
It was totally legit.
So from what I can tell, he was telling the truth about this.
Okay.
I mean, at least at the time he said it happened and the date he said it happened.
So things are getting intense.
After all of this, after the weird DMs, the people showing up to his house,
users on Twitter started looking back at the messages that Ty had received so far,
seeing if there was something that they were missing. And maybe they had missed something.
One user on Twitter who had listened to the voicemail, the original voicemail,
over and over and over again, had made an interesting discovery. While the message did say,
and start with, danger, SOS, it is dire for you to, etc, etc.
Yeah.
The message started phonetically with an S
and then went on to say, danger SOS.
The Twitter user, who I think his name is Justin Fox,
theorized that this S was not the beginning of the message,
but rather the end of an SOS.
So the message that Ty has been sent
is like an emergency broadcast loop.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
So he got the voicemail that was coming in
at one point during the sentence.
So that starting S is the end of a loop,
and then he gets the whole message.
Very interesting.
It's cool, huh?
So already we're kind of getting more ideas of what this possibly could be.
Yeah.
I mean, that is weirder, though, because now this isn't, like, something that was dialed.
This is something that's being broadcast.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
And is it, maybe, is it going to more than one person?
Exactly.
I mean, there were, because this is a huge thing there were other people
claiming that they were getting the voicemail okay other weird calls from numbers i don't know
if that was people just trying to join in yeah or actual fact i sure as hell didn't get any and i
think i should be priority number goddamn one yeah i'm imagining like the comments underneath
that guy's tweet and he's like hey i got the calls too anyway check out my mixtape song cloud link down below it's so true and if you want to chuck me a couple bucks on venmo here is my personal link
yeah uh but again people start freaking out naturally there's a number of reasons like now
people are starting to form their own theories about what this is the coordinate that he was sent is close to where the missing
malaysian flight went down oh and then i thought about that people think the message could be from
the black box aboard the plane that doesn't necessarily make a whole lot of sense
just to be clear i mean the black box isn't a telephone for one
like if your plane is going down you don't send a message in the phonetic alphabet for help
just to some random list of numbers yeah i'm just imagining like the phonetic is in like
you know it's like could it be under the sea? They listen to the recording. It's like... Okay, this is a bit on the nose.
It's just one theory.
It's a pretty popular one.
Yeah, that's interesting.
It doesn't make a lot of sense,
but the Twitter user Justin Fox also noted
that during the time the voicemail was received,
there was set to be a solar storm in the UK.
People thought that might have something to do with it.
The solar storm was amplifying the electromagnetic force
of the black box at the bottom of the ocean.
It could be.
They'll do anything.
They're looking for anything to link these two together.
It's true.
So while everyone is going crazy trying to crack the mystery,
Ty is getting more and more strange dms on twitter i guess this is
there's like a sea of agents now freaking out yeah trying to shut him down at this point i guess he's
getting tired of it and he can't be bothered translating them because they're all cryptic
they're all these insane messages so he just starts screenshotting them and posting them online
just being like look someone worked this out i i don't want to do this anymore what a dick listen i work at a wendy's i like i don't have time for this
shit i barely make minimum wage like i can't be the heart of a government conspiracy it's like
funny the idea of maybe even like in one of these stories about like extraterrestrial contact
it's like take us to your don't even try
i am moving house this weekend yeah do you know i'm working 60 hours the aliens are like oh my
god let's just leave like if an alien crashed in my garden and he was like i must stay with you
until my people came back and i was like bro like i got a podcast this week i'm working like late
nights in the studio my room ain't even that big there's no more for you to like bro like i got a podcast this week i'm working like late nights in the studio
my room ain't even that big there's nowhere for you to stay man like you gotta just get get out
of here like i would be so i'm already so invested in my life as is alien like crashing on your sofa
please i will be such little bother you won't even know i'm here and he turns out to be like a standard really
annoying unemployed stoner like like house crasher he just like all he's
just looking space we like twice as smelly as usual weed like he's just
leaving like pot noodle packets all over the house like dude like you step your
foot into one first thing in the morning getting out of bed like. Like, bro, you can't be leaving this stuff around.
He's like, that was Craig.
There's ectoplasm all over it.
I know it wasn't Craig.
He's playing PUBG on your TV.
I'm trying to sleep.
I've almost got a chicken dinner.
Seriously, dude, you have to go.
You're not my mother.
You came here in a super advanced spaceship.
I'm starting to think you have nothing to do with it
Like you're so dumb
When you landed you said something about
The secret to immortality
Like are we going to get to that at some point
Yeah totally
I'm working on it bro
Just a couple more days
By the way can you pick me up some more snacks
On the way home
Imagine being such a shit
Your parents banish you from the planet
you're born on can you pick me up a six pack of bud light is this for the immortality thing yes
he's just doing canes like 12 bud lights i'm going to live forever
i want to meet this guy all right so one of the messages Ty gets is this strange string of numbers.
Mad.
So someone starts working on translating the numbers into letters and then forming out the message.
What?
You know, like, so it would be like, for example, the first line is 20 dot 8 dot 5 dot 25.
Okay.
You can work that out in terms of what number or do they
come in the alphabet again a very easily deciphered code uh so someone works it out and sent the final
message back to ty okay the message reads go on they are taking over 4.18.18 what more numbers i
thought they translated the numbers.
Those are the only ones that didn't make sense.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Because, if you think about it,
what people are reading into it is
they are taking over April 18th, 2018.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
Okay, cool.
So people are thinking that's...
It wasn't like they are taking over LOL.
No, it wasn't like a secret message.
LMAFO.
Another one of the DMs sent to Ty was from a user named at Heege370.
Okay.
The user has this strange, like his freaking account was mad.
It had so much weird like cryptic stuff posted on it.
I mean, he's on the line because everyone knows if you have more than three numbers in your name, you're a bot.
Exactly.
But three is a lie.
Heege is normal.
That's fine.
Heege could be anyone.
Yeah.
So yeah, he has this strange, like scrambled audio video noise on his channel that he's posted out and one user named gabriella
anastasia posted it online saying can anyone actually decipher what's going on in this thing
yeah i have another hyperlink here that's jesus if this one is down as well because these are all
different people in different sources i'm going to be genuinely quite suspicious at this point our podcast might be done like this is the way
things are going out all right it's a twitter it's another twitter link all right but totally
different person fingers crossed fingers crossed this better work so the message was all gerbily
and scrambled and stuff but then it's been reversed now into another message i'm gonna play a classic classic reversal
de-scrambled again a very simple thing to do a military code used uh by such um high level
government agents as led zeppelin and tenacious d uh let's check that out right now. Okay. And that's it.
What?
Thoughts?
That was like a negative or otherwise.
What did you think about the evidence?
So it started off as like generic unintelligible intercom stuff.
Right.
And then it descended into a super cut of people saying
malaysian flight 370 i love like when whoever was making this was like you know doing some kind of
air traffic control the sound effects very discreet and then halfway through he's like
it's not obvious it's too obvious so then it's like after like 30 seconds just music starts
playing and it's just like some dude going tense malaysian flight 370 so remind me where did this one turn up where did this recording turn up uh
this is one of the um accounts that's been doing weird dms to ty okay okay i wonder like is that
disconnected to ty's original contact do you think that this is like you know he's he's in by like talking about
this he is invited some weird corner of the internet that's like probably freaking out over
malaysian flight conspiracies yeah um that's very true and he's invited them to just send him shit
all the time i mean because the only thing if there's any grain of truth to any of this, all we have to go on is the original voicemail that was sent to Ty.
Uh-huh.
Because the DM that followed it, that could be from anyone on the internet.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
These DMs could be from anyone on the internet.
Yeah.
Just getting excited and wanting to fuel this conspiracy theory.
So, I mean, that sounds ridiculous.
Yeah, that's so stupid. this conspiracy theory so i mean that sounds ridiculous so why would a twitter account tweet
missing like logs about the flight that doesn't say anything except the name of the flight
over and over again so weird it's so stupid all these non-stop messages and theories i guess
became too much for ty and on the 17th of march he deactivated his twitter account really yeah
entirely which is quite interesting because you know we've talked about these you know Twitter paranormal events in the past before yes
Dear David yes, the dude Adam Ellis. Yes, Adam Ellis now has almost a million followers
Really and I think is literally making a decent book book deal. Yeah, like there was talk of a movie deal like
Like you can see why that was a very lucrative twitter thread absolutely to say the least whereas ty he's gone he's deleted
everything i can barely get a hold on anything and you know we love to talk about motives in
this podcast it's one of the few things that we can point to you know why are people coming forward with this evidence what do they have to gain yeah ty not a whole lot nothing i
mean he probably did get some followers i don't know but then he's gone but he's gone yeah yeah
which i mean even when it was ongoing he was like i'm getting the out of here like i don't want
anything to do with this yeah maybe maybe it isn't. I mean, the thing is, there's so many layers to this. So with Adam Ellis, that was his direct personal experience with the paranormal, supposedly.
Right.
Bullshit.
Whereas with this, there's multiple layers to this.
And this could be, no one was hoaxing Adam Ellis.
No.
If anyone's getting hoaxed, Adam Ellis is hoaxing the world.
Yeah.
Whereas someone could be hoaxing Ty.
Yeah.
That's the difficult bit.
Absolutely.
He could be the doopie.
No, the dooper.
Wait.
The doopie.
The doopie.
Even if his motives are legit, we just don't know the authenticity of this original recording.
Yeah.
That is true.
I think it's as you said, if after a week of this ty had gone this is a good chance
to announce my book deal mysterious messages you know that would be very suspicious but i think
i'm feeling a little confused i'm sure some listeners are at home what are people on twitter
thinking that this is to do with so are are they assuming that that initial message was from malaysian flight 370 bro
no one has a goddamn clue because where does like the they are taking over thing come from like
are people insinuating this is like a ufo takeover that's where the flight right right
well there's a lot this seems like a good time to move on to why this isn't real a little podcast
little section of the podcast a new section we're
introducing to clear things up i like the idea of us having a podcast which is the paranormal one
and then for five extra dollars on patreon we'll do the follow-up that explains why it's all
bullshit yeah the behind the scenes look all, let's get into this, okay? Okay, please.
Number one, an aircraft literally wouldn't say SOS.
They say mayday.
You wouldn't say, that's not the language that you would use. Listen, when a seven foot gray is standing over you in your own damn cockpit,
you'll say whatever the f*** you want to get out of that situation.
But phoneticallyetically of course
yeah when you got an eight foot gray pinging the assist light asking for extra bags of nuts
you're running dry up there you don't know what the he's gonna do if he doesn't get those salted
cashews he's watching you me and dupree on the in-flight entertainment you gave him the aisle
with the escape door but he's not ready to help in an emergency he didn't agree to shit god knows
he's got some hand baggage stowed underneath the chair in front you're not allowed to do that
letting him on the board it's like now sir i hope uh you don't mind you know we've put you in the
you know the the fire aisle so if there is an emergency i need you to be able to you know acknowledge that
you'll be able to assist these people to escape the emergency you just sit in there like sweetheart
if there's an emergency on this plane is gonna be me
like the worst airplane passenger in the world he's as soon as he sits down chair back as quick as he can
sunshine i'm feeling problematic
i'm feeling some problems brewing
slaps her in the ass Go fix me a Bud Light
You're the most sexist
Horrible
Misogynistic alien in the world
I know I came from space
But at 33,000 feet
I get rowdy
You know how they say
Whenever you see
The big blue marble
From up above the earth's atmosphere
You feel a sense of peace and love of humanity wash over you.
I'm an alien, so I don't feel any of that.
They're like doing the in-flight safety thing.
And he's just like sitting right next to the air hostess, just starts sparking up a cigar.
So we haven't even taken off yet.
You definitely can't do that.
They're like, we're going to read out the airplane safety.
So if you could please pay attention for the next five minutes.
Earbuds in.
But so animated, he's making it very clear.
Earbuds in.
Headphones not connected to his phone.
Phone on speaker.
What's the opposite to airplane mode?
He's connected to a Bluetooth boom box and he's stored
in the overhead that that's it he's playing a youtube video of plane crash compilations
playing a youtube playlist of like isis propaganda it's, how do you even know what these are? You're an alien.
Are you so in tune with the conflicts of Earth?
There's one.
They don't use an SOS.
They would say Mayday.
You know, Mayday, Mayday, we're going down.
Think about it.
Why would you say SOS and then warn people to stay away and evacuate?
You're literally asking someone to save you and then telling them to go away.
That in itself is contradictory.
Fair.
So who does say SOS?
Is that like some,
you're abandoned on a desert Island?
Ships,
right?
Isn't that an SOS?
Boats? That sounds about right.
Yeah.
They would ping out SOS,
save our souls.
Yeah.
I think that's,
I don't know where Mayday comes from.
As we established earlier,
black boxes don't record information like this.
That's not how they,
that's not like,
it's not a
tape recorder that activates when a plane is going down that's right uh and if they did there's no way
a solar flare whatever that even is could translate that data and into a phone signal
that's left on someone's i love like that is peak bro science that someone's like listen whenever i send you a text
message how do i know that's not going every goddamn phone in this neighborhood like what
yeah it's such an old person way of thinking yeah yeah that's why i never say shit over the phone
because i don't know who's listening um there's a lot of cons even like a lot of the messages i
think including this one at hege uh three seven zero like ties deactivated his account he's like
shut down he doesn't want a part of this yeah these accounts still keep tweeting and i think
even some of them now have just openly are just garbage accounts by trolls and
yeah sure lords that's not to say there wasn't something interesting that was going on here at
one point but um it's it's such a complicated there's too many people involved with it i mean
i just read you out the main theories this thing goes into deciphering uh like audio noise qr codes more coordinates there's links to um laboratories
in china working on gene splicing to create chimeras like there is every chimera there's
every like mad theory has been tried to like push together to make some sense of this right so this
is kind of like uh what do they call like a like a bash dell call it? Like a, like a Bechdel test.
It's like a, like an inkblot test.
Oh, Rorschach.
I'm thinking about a Bechmel sauce.
Rorschach.
What's it called?
The chicken tikka masala test.
Where you like season a piece of chicken and then. It's like a goddamn ambrosia or some shit.
Yeah, like you get whatever...
A plot test where like, yeah, you're showing people something
and they're projecting their own personal conspiracy theory onto it.
Absolutely.
Drawing connections where there really aren't connections.
They're overanalyzing, I think, the whole situation.
Very interesting.
I thought it would be a cool one to do because it's current. you know it utilizes a lot of modern day technologies right um i think
the current theory is either ty genuinely doesn't know what was happening yeah and then people took
it and ran with it yeah or this was uh an arg like augmented reality game that people have kind of
created yeah which fair play that would be a very creative thing to do yeah i mean whenever you said they're taking over and then give a date or the 18th of
april or something like i was like oh jesus like there's a new godzilla movie coming out that day
or something like promo for the new cloverfield or something yeah that would exactly but then like
yeah to pull in the missing malaysian flight, which is kind of insensitive.
Yeah, maybe that's when the Godzilla PR team were like, this is getting weird.
Let's abandon this.
Like, there was even one, I didn't even want to mention it because it's so ludicrous.
Okay.
That talked about this all being linked to Stephen Hawking's death.
Oh, my God.
And people were like, oh, Stephen Hawking did say something bad was going to happen in 2018.
Did he? Did he, though? And people were like, oh, Stephen Hawking did say something bad was going to happen in 2018.
Did he?
Did he, though?
I don't think he did. I think we would have listened if Stephen Hawking was like, they're coming.
2018.
Also, the bad thing is that he died.
Even if he did say that, that's probably the bad thing.
It's the end of his human lifetime.
say that that's probably the bad thing it's the end of his human lifetime anyway i love all this apocalyptic military stuff yeah it really reminds me of lost the like repeating messages
and the kind of evacuation bunker and all of that creepiness yeah it's funny because i feel like if
this had happened you know twitter's been started in like 2007 or so.
If this happened like even like 2012 or something and they deleted the posts, you'd be like, that's really weird.
Nowadays, in 2018, I feel like they just got assaulted in their mentions by bots.
Yeah, it got too bad.
By, yeah, just like armies of conspiracy theory bots that's okay
so ty deleted his account did he get overrun was he assassinated we don't know that's a question
we'll never know because we're not gonna research i really do it really did catch me off guard that
three of the links that i had included in my document have now been removed that's how you know you're
in the bleeding edge of paranormal shit that's some really sketchy stuff because two of them
were tweets yeah but one of them was literally a uh series of posts of screenshots that someone
had made on just their personal facebook account right there wasn't like a meme page a paranormal
page a company page or anything that
was just someone who did it that's really strange that they took it down as well yeah i don't know
maybe i'm overthinking it yeah like who like who knows how it works like listen let's go deep here
okay there is information in this world right that they do not want you to have
classified.
Of course.
What happens when you start
talking about it?
Like, that's a genuine question.
If you know something that is classified.
Like, Hillary Clinton got in a lot of trouble
because she was sending
classified information.
She was dealing with classified information on...
I'm glad we finally brought up the emails.
I'm glad we finally brought up the emails.
I'm glad we finally brought up Shillery...
Lizardy Clinton.
And the email...
Crooked Shillery Clinton.
But she got in trouble
because she was
dealing with classified information
on a private email server.
Is that it?
Yeah, I think so.
It was not secure anyway.
And that's like a federal offense, I guess.
But if you say some shit that you're not supposed to know,
that the public is not supposed to know,
so confidential stuff, what happens?
You know you're getting, at the very least,
you're getting a slap in the back of the wrist.
Hey, listen, you know that was confidential.
Bad. There is a... I know that was confidential. Bad.
Like, there is a...
I'm rambling here.
There is a...
I love it.
Let's go.
In the worst case, you're getting a little slap on the wrist.
All right, there is a...
Max case, you're getting a little injection in the f***ing eye.
Cyanide to the brain.
Kills a man in negative a second.
So, listen, on the one end of the spectrum, you get a slap on the wrist.
Right.
At CIA on Twitter DMs you and says, bro, stop it.
Frowny emoji.
Frown emoji.
Yeah.
On the other end of that spectrum, you get executed.
Right.
By a government agent.
And it's not going to be some, you know, some sort of dignified bag on the head against the wall boom you're gonna go to bed one
night set your alarms thinking this is gonna be a good snooze and you wake up and you're being
you're in a pit of chimps okay hungry chimps you've been buried alive with a box of hungry
chimps yeah you're being strong.
You know how like in olden pirate days,
they used to hang the pirates on the cliff side to do that?
Right.
They'll just do that to you outside of, what's the equivalent?
Because that was like scare off pirates from being pirates.
Right. They would like hang you outside of Snowden's house to be like,
this is what we do to whistleblowers.
You know?
What I'm trying to say is, do you get a voicemail?
Yeah. Do you get a voicemail saying, shut the fuck up?
Yeah.
Delete everything.
Maybe that's what Ty got.
Yeah, exactly.
It might have been a troll, but I bet someone told him to delete his account.
It probably did.
Now, before we calm down on a yes or no one of the uh strange voicemails that i received
because he got a number of them yes sir i have that number
should we call it yeah yeah live on the podcast yeah live in the pod okay all right what's the
game plan here what if someone picks up should i just let me hang up let me look at 042
but it's only 10
digits long that doesn't even make any sense because a number is 11 digits long right i don't
know man i don't know how the men in black work i reckon you could call the number one and they
probably have that shit down all right let's let's try it we'll call it we'll just you know
if someone picks up okay just say we thought this was a a member of the american government
you know we'll
try and find out a little information we'll see what's going on here i'm scared bro i'm a little
scared to get in a little too deep you know you don't you don't investigate the paranormal by
hiding in the bushes you investigate the paranormal in a freaking trench coat asking a ghost for its
phone number yeah exactly who you gonna call it's literally in the song
you already heard the first line of the song you always switch it off at that point who you
gonna call yeah the ghost done i can call the ghost no busters who are they have you seen the
movie you're gonna call ghost master all right let's do this that's what i'm saying it's not a
proper number we need a we need a code that was the code but but they're blocking my goddamn signal
that's what it is but if ty is in america then maybe you need an american code okay so plus one
zero four two yeah yeah okay okay all right let's give us a second
try see if we can breeze past their defense system oh mother actually maybe with the when
you put the one you need to take away the zero i forgot that's kind of how it works isn't it
oh this looks legit look at that now it's done little brackets on it and stuff that's what we're
talking about right there.
Okay,
let's do this.
Let's call this little men in black,
son of a bitch.
You call it and you just hear slow clapping.
They're blocking us,
man.
Shit it all.
So guys,
son of a bitch.
If you know how a phone works,
please email us at this paranormal lifecast at gmail.com.
The credits just start rolling.
It's like, we got the number of an agent on the internet.
We're going to phone him live.
I'm using the calculator app.
It's punching in the numbers.
All right.
I mean, that was really the evidence this case was hinging
on, unfortunately.
So unfortunately we're gonna have to
speculate wildly with no evidence.
Alright, now it's time for conclusions.
What are your thoughts, Kent? I feel like you've tried
to bamboozle me into saying yes.
There is almost
no evidence for this. I'll be
honest with you i really
thought that phone call was gonna work out i don't think there's enough to go on here to say
this is definitively true i don't really know what we would be saying yes to at this point
i feel like ty might be a good guy yeah uh and was in this for the right reasons that he might
have just got spooked by a prank call yeah i think i feel like it's the exact same thing. Maybe he didn't know what was going on.
Does that mean what happened to him
is actually paranormal or a conspiracy?
No.
Does that mean that what followed those events
are paranormal?
Absolutely not.
It seems like the internet getting carried away
with a creepy pasta,
developing it into something
that's just blown out of proportions.
That's what it seems like to me.
Sounds about right.
Yeah.
So unfortunately, that's going to be a double no from us this week.
Now, I will say we are recording this on the 24th of March.
And while this case is mostly dead,
there is still the chance that from the time this is recorded to release,
there could be more
information coming out here uh that is you know is changing the game maybe i'll get a new phone
number to freaking call so if if there is any new information between now and you releasing this
episode right um we will just insert um we will insert the evidence that you found out between now and the release right now in 3, 2, 1.
Okay, so we don't know whether there was anything or not.
You guys at home will know whether there is actually any.
Yeah, I'm assuming in that short gap, what they just heard was like a panicked breathing,
shuffling of papers.
Running.
That wasn't actually the code for the Malaysian air flight.
It was a location for a secret military base.
Sierra.
Oscar.
Sierra.
We got the area code wrong.
It was a great Britain number.
And it was for the queen.
It goes to the queen.
And the queen's a reptile
if there was deafening silence
then equally
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