This Paranormal Life - #056 Houska Castle: Demons Seen Crawling Out Of A Hell Portal

Episode Date: April 10, 2018

There is an abandoned castle in the Czech republic, with no royal family, nothing to protect, and no-where to find food or water. This castle wasn’t designed to keep people out, but to keep somethin...g from escaping. This is the legend of Houska castle, and it’s portal to hell.Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 is there a communist space base on the dark side of the moon do good dogs go to heaven answers to these questions and more on this episode of this paranormal life what welcome back to the podcast it is tuesday once again you are listening to your two favorite paranormal investigators in the whole world this guy's rory powers yeah hi my name is kit kit greer i want to rush through this part really quickly if we could. If you haven't listened to this podcast, it is a paranormal podcast where every week we dissect a different paranormal case. Don't forget what he said. Claim a beast. And we come to a decision as to whether it is true or false.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Right. I feel like you've got something on the tip of your tongue. Do all dogs go to heaven? Do good dogs? Good dogs. We all know bad dogs go to hell tongue. Do all dogs go to heaven? Do good dogs? He said, do good dogs. We all know bad dogs go to hell. But do good dogs go to heaven? All dogs go to heaven.
Starting point is 00:00:50 That's the saying. But dogs don't have souls. So I'm just wondering, do the good ones go to heaven? Do even the good ones burn in hell? Or not having souls? That's a good point. Is heaven just for humans? It's true.
Starting point is 00:01:03 It's an age-old question. Who knows? Who knows? That's frankly not our territory. That's this biblical life. My pastor's podcast. I try to get on it as a guest, but he says I'm a little demon and I wouldn't fit the show. And I'm actually getting excommunicated for having this podcast. So, like every week, we're just going to dive right in. And like every week we're just gonna dive right in and like every week i've got a doozy of a podcast here for you this week we're talking about a castle okay how much do you know about castles in general in general you've been to any castles have i been to a castle hello crown so rory's uh rose point pointing the thin air suit i am a king you know rory the name actually
Starting point is 00:01:46 means red king okay so even if that is true you're not wearing a crown so i know a decent amount about castles okay we grew up in northern ireland yeah of which there are castles yeah there are it's an old place so i'm pretty you know i drawbridge uh tiny little windows yeah things like that yeah hot poor you know boiling hot oil on your enemies when they try and get in yeah that's what a castle shit things like that yeah uh most of what i know about castles is through game of thrones yeah red wedding red wedding i guess that's just every wedding in a castle lots of wine things like that you know a nice place to be back in time but people in medieval times didn't just build them to stunt on their neighbors and flash cash they had a purpose they were fortification protection from enemy armies
Starting point is 00:02:36 absolutely build your castle on a hill to have a view of the surrounding area stop people sneaking up on you but mostly the warm one it's it's a bit like listen everyone's playing fortnite these days yeah you want to get up as high as you can you can see what's happening around you you know whenever that storm's coming in a bit like winter irl and ireland exactly you want to be high up with a sniper rifle shit loads of bandages just like in the olden days when king arthur had that golden scar launch padding his way behind the enemy line getting his many wives to hop on those rockets across the map his first wife ninja and that's right it's also a home. Great royal families lived in castles. But in the Czech countryside is a different castle.
Starting point is 00:03:28 It's located kind of in the middle of nowhere, in fact. Okay. No strategic value, no great hills to look over for defense, no royal family that lived inside. The castle's surrounded by impenetrable woods, impossible to hunt in, no nearby trade routes at all and with absolutely no fortifications such as a moat not even a water source it's as if no one ever lived there at all no moat castle without a moat what kind of place is this yeah absolutely that's castle 101 that's
Starting point is 00:03:58 me hunting for a house in london yeah i've been homeless for about eight years because I turn up to every viewing. I'm sorry, where is the moat? Yeah, the only place you liked was the Tower of London, which I had to regretfully inform you is not for sale. Huh? Listen, I have cash to burn. You're burning it now though. Don't burn the cash you have to burn. 20 pounds a week. That won't get me a castle around these parts. this castle dates from the 13th century so it's around 800 years old and so many generations have lived near it and wondered what secrets it contains why did they choose that spot who built it and why well there are of course local legends that surround the castle local farmers tending to the land notice that there was generally a dark aura around this castle.
Starting point is 00:04:48 How do you notice that? What does that mean? Something doesn't... Listen, Roy, some people just have the gift. Maybe you don't. Local farmers have the gift? Absolutely, they do. And what do you have against local farmers?
Starting point is 00:05:01 Listen, farmers, they're in tune with, you know, Mother Nature, something you wouldn't know anything about, you media 11-year-old prick ass. You wouldn't know a ghoul if it's happy slapped your dick. Listen. Listen, all right? No, you listen. I may be a city boy, but I'm in tune with something else you never even heard of. Cash flow.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Money. I live that city life. I'm in tune with the f***ing tube schedule all right that's how i get home farmers get up when the sun rises i get up when the dow jones calls me i get up and start trading in the shower i've got a waterproof iphone case my i'm trading bitcoin litecoin dogecoin all of which are unaffected by the stock market. Nothing to do with the stock market. No, I just get excited. I get riled up.
Starting point is 00:05:51 And you got these guys, these lazy bastards. What? Wake up, noon, pluck a couple of weeds. That's their day. Absolutely not how farming works. No, crack of dawn, in fact. They wake up on the crack of noon, pull on a cow's titty and go to bed and
Starting point is 00:06:06 you're saying that they've got they're more in tune with whatever mother nature whatever shit you said i just want to know what a dark aura looks like it looks like what i'm looking at right now bags under the eyes listen a lifeless husk of a man. I'm already skeptical. Let's leave it at that. I don't trust any man that uses dirt as a currency. I'll tell you. And you can quote me on that. I'll tell you what a dark aura. So ignorant and mean.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Pools of that guy's titty. Go to bed. This is really insensitive, Roy, because you drink more milk than anyone I know. You've got a milk mustache. You're wearing overalls and you're chewing straw. So I don't know where you get that aesthetic from. I find that offensive, partner. It's called rewilding.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Read about it. I'll tell you what a dark aura looks like. The farmers noticed that birds were dropping dead around the building. You took a long time to get to that. I really laid into these farmers for a good 10 minutes. I mean, if you had really just told me that, I would have probably believed them and not said that shit about the titty pulling. I was catfishing you, I think. Okay, fair play, farmers.
Starting point is 00:07:23 And at night, you could see dark shadows flying around the castle they birds they look too big i can't see drunken hicks but it wasn't just birds locals began seeing bizarre creatures they'd never seen before crawling around in the dark naturally they knew to stay away from the castle altogether. Yeah, good call. But of course, some just couldn't help the curiosity. Bad call. And when people got close enough to inspect the castle, something was wrong. It was covered in windows, but they were all fake. What? You couldn't see through the windows.
Starting point is 00:08:03 There were thick walls lying behind each like window shape. Oh. What? You couldn't see through the windows. There were thick walls lying behind each window shape. Oh. What if this castle wasn't designed to keep people out, as it was designed to keep something in? Oh, my God. But it's failing, right? Because they just said there's demons walking around on the grounds. This is why you get a moat, people.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Demons can't swim. Demons can't swim demons can't swim everyone knows that that's why i am always wearing goggles hairnet yeah or whatever the call it swimming shorts and flippers we both sleep on a lilo we both sleep on a lilo in the tames river because i can't swim so i'm clinging to that shit what's that phrase people say try to drown my demons but they can swim and when they got into the castle they found something they didn't expect at its center a chapel they got in yeah so it's not hard to get in or out well i guess the idea is like demons maybe can't like open the drawbridge or some shit.
Starting point is 00:09:05 How do they open the drawbridge if they're outside? This is a shitty castle. I don't know the details. Say that now. It's a hut. I called it a castle because I wanted to big up the story. It's a freaking teepee. Yeah, so listen, they got inside.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Okay. There's a side door. Listen, demons, they don't have opposable thumbs they can't just turn locks they're like crabs they only move sideways so you put the door behind them and they're never gonna see it listen if you sneeze and you don't say bless you they go up your nose but they don't know how to get through security locks is that why you think we say bless you absolutely so the demons don't go up your nose i am chock full of demons just like on a crowded tube one day and you just hear like three carriages down and you're like oh christ no you're
Starting point is 00:09:53 sprinting down the carriages like pushing back people out of the way may the father and son of jesus christ the lord bless you i like that you're putting on on an Irish accent because only an Irish person would do that. In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the power of Christ come back! Behind you is a wave of demons running down the tube. Inside this chapel, there are elaborate paintings lining the walls,
Starting point is 00:10:19 some of which turned out to be some of the oldest in Europe. Oldest fresco paintings on the walls. The chapel was dedicated to the archangel Michael, the leader of God's armies in the fight against the hordes of hell. What a badass! The paintings show the archangel twice. In one, he is fighting a dragon, a universal symbol of evil. And in another scene, he holds a sword in one hand and
Starting point is 00:10:46 has a set of scales in the other and is weighing souls at the last judgment. There are also scenes of the crucifixion. These are unsettling but what is most odd is there's one painting of a hybrid. A creature with the upper half of a woman and the lower half of a horse A centaur, if you will My kind of lady Right Shame she's not all horse though
Starting point is 00:11:11 Yeah, it's a real shame about that woman part though Shame about the upper half I was talking to this girl last night at the bar She was all woman I'm talking four hooves Big old snout Long lustrous mane I said, i said baby hey why the long face and she hoofed me he's all woman for who so you don't know what a woman is nay
Starting point is 00:11:33 if you got if you got a guy that's controlling god's army of angels fighting dragons yes sir stuff what i mean no offense to any of our listeners out there, but would you really call him Michael? You know? And not like Maximus. Right. Fist. Whenever Jesus first used those,
Starting point is 00:11:56 those were the most biblical names. That was the most badass name because they were biblical. But now, because everyone wants to be biblical for like the last 2,000 years, those are the most common names. Exactly. They seem kind of dull. They're not as cool anymore, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:10 So I would have gone for something a little cooler. I guess Michael's okay. Mike. Mike sounds better. Yeah. Magic Mike. Magic Mike, the demon killer. Who's also a hot stripper on the side.
Starting point is 00:12:23 So this centaur, with her left left hand is holding a bow and an arrow and pointing it at a human. Out of my freaking heart. Firstly, oh slaby. Firstly, Christian buildings would never depict a pagan creature like this. They're simply not part of the christian mythology right additionally the creature's use of the left hand is unsettling because traditionally satanism is described as the left hand path really whoever created this fresco wasn't making a mistake they would have known the satanic symbology they were making okay that's i had no idea isn't there some shit in some countries that you would never shake hands with your left hand what if you're left-handed
Starting point is 00:13:09 sword to the gut you demonic horse woman i'm a man i'm a boy at that could these images be warnings or symbols to ward away unholy demons? Needless to say, word started spreading that the castle grounds contained a portal to hell. Oh, that's a big leap. That is a horse-sized gallop. I don't know. There's demonic winglings flying around the building. There's birds dying.
Starting point is 00:13:42 There's beasts crawling around the grounds. And then there's like an unholy chapel at the center of the building.'s birds dying there's uh beasts crawling around the grounds and then there's a like a unholy chapel at the center of the building i guess but where's where's it come where's the entrance where's it coming from we'll get there okay but if this is really a portal to hell has it always been there did a crack just open up in the ground one day and god i wish we could brush this case away so quickly but there is a disturbing history to this legend. One that predates even the 13th century castle. It turns out that 9th century records recount a tale about this area. The story goes that on top of an area of limestone, there is a crack.
Starting point is 00:14:19 And that this crack leads to a hole. A hole that stretches deep into the earth, unimaginably deep. Like, drop a stone in it, and you'll never hear it hit the bottom deep. That is pretty, or there's like a very soft patch of grass, right? Like, it's just a little dent. It could be six feet.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Either one. Absolutely. The 800 AD record spoke of strange visitations in the area. Locals knew to avoid it after dark. This early record spoke of half-human, half-animal beasts crawling out of this hole in the ground to kill farm animals. Oh my god. They believed that if you ventured too close to the crack,
Starting point is 00:15:05 you could be claimed by it and turned into one of the beasts. You think some people got scammed and they were like half magpie, half human? So it's just like some people are these majestic horse women and other people are just like this fucking... Half badger. Stinky ass badger legs.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Like rattling rounds. Half skunk.unk you smell of shit your human half can smell the shit of your bottom half that's hell right there or like jump into the hole right away or the opposite you have like a human body but then like the horse's head yeah so you're just confused and scared and trying to scream but it's just nays andays. And your head is kind of too heavy for your body. Yeah, so you're kind of like flopping around. A bit like a baby. Yeah. So the locals didn't f*** around.
Starting point is 00:15:52 They banded together, collecting as many rocks as they could to fill the hole and stop the attacks. Oh, I thought they were going to chuck them or something. But no matter how many they threw down that hole, it never changed. Nothing could fill it. God. And so the hole just became a dark part of life in this village. Prisoners who were sentenced to death were thrown in the pit. My God.
Starting point is 00:16:16 It was said that if you could climb your way back out, you would be set free. But no one ever did. No one just like went down, became half monkey and came out? Yeah, you throw them in and instantly a monkey comes out and claws your eyes. How do they know the prisoners they throw in there aren't the beasts that are coming out? Sorry, I'm poking a lot of holes in this. Bad boys were going along. I know.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I'm imagining. Yeah, one of them like crawls out again. He's like, Dave, I made it back, ye beast! Crushes his head with a rock. So they had a good relationship with this hole. of them like crawls on again he's like dave i i made it back ye beast yeah crushes the rock so they had a good relationship with this this hole it was like listen we didn't we gotta we gotta live with this hole so we might as well use it to sentence people to death okay but some people that's a good relationship but it keeps up most of my relationships look like okay i have to live with this dark all-consuming hole in my life
Starting point is 00:17:06 but um you know i might as well make this unfillable darkness that is a constant drain on my life these are your wedding vows taking jabs at me any chance it gets as soon as the sun goes down i'm on constant assault mode so yeah i'd consider this a pretty healthy relationship you may now kiss the bride kiss the horse but you know the the the thirst for scientific knowledge will always prevail and some people wanted to know what was done that thing why this portal existed at all right it's just a hole by the way stop calling it a portal and so the villagers started offering sentenced men an option you can take death by pit or be lowered in what kind of barbaric civilization is this czech republic you know as well they're on
Starting point is 00:18:01 holiday next week like you just said that they really wanted to investigate what was down there. I bet you by the end they were arresting people for nothing. Like, looking funny. The pit. Like, you so much as like looking them out of the eyes. Pit. The crime? Talking to my wife.
Starting point is 00:18:20 The sentence? Pit. Sir, isn't that a little bit harsh? The pit with you? Questioning me? Your wife is my therapist. We talk every week. Pit!
Starting point is 00:18:30 So I pitch. Pit! You could take death by pit or be lowered into the pit by rope. Okay. Live to tell the tale and then go free. So, easy choice, eh? most people will take your face is grimacing what would you what would you choose in this instance maybe the first one i just want to die at this point even if i make it back out into this cruel cruel town i don't want to live here
Starting point is 00:19:01 this is you're like well first dad the fact that you're giving me these options is the greatest betrayal i could have known and if knowing that any escape from this pit would just leave me uh alive and still a disappointing son i'd choose death yeah it's like well seeing as it's my dad and my girlfriend sentencing me uh i think i better just end it all now well the first man to be lowered in that pit started screaming as soon as he was out of sight they left him down for some time and when they started pulling him out again they were horrified he'd aged 30 years oh shut up so they lowered him down yeah did the rope ever go slack like did he reach the end of the pit no no no they just entered there they held him in the darkness kind of lowered him down it didn't really get anywhere this place is you're just screaming
Starting point is 00:19:58 the entire time and they pulled him up again and his hair was completely white. He had gone completely batshit crazy. And I think he at that point had to be thrown in the pit permanently. So they never knew. He's a liability in the pit. But the reports never stopped. Reports of decapitated beings pouring out blood, black-twinged creatures flying around the castle, and several sightings of a human chain hundreds of people chained together with
Starting point is 00:20:32 black dogs snarling and biting their legs where around the castle okay very much a human centipede situation oh but maybe the most disturbing aspect of this entire record is that the villagers eventually succeeded in filling this hole. What? But not with rocks. With people. So many pit offenders were thrown into that hole. They built a chapel on top.
Starting point is 00:21:02 So they didn't fill it. The same chapel. Sorry, no. That sits inside Castle Huska today. You just said they managed to fill it. Is that the title music from Halo 3? All hail Master Chief. And the Halo. The only thing that can protect. And the halo.
Starting point is 00:21:26 The only thing that can protect us from the pit. So they didn't fill the pit. They believed the power of God in the chapel would be their only hope against the demons. Okay. That's not dumb, actually. That's pretty smart, I guess. The castle was built to protect this portal from hell bursting open unleashing demons upon the earth okay and i hear what you're saying this is just
Starting point is 00:21:53 legend nothing has even happened since they built the chapel i've said a lot of things today and that was not one of them i'd actually really love it if you address some of the earlier things i said the castle has been host to endless dark visitations and paranormal experiences nothing nothing at all i don't even think you know i'm still here it's like you're just reading in the dark eyes have a blindfold on and earplugs in noise canceling headphones you're noise to me plugs in. Noise cancelling headphones. You are noise to me. What an insulting thing.
Starting point is 00:22:31 In the 1600s, a few hundred years after the building of the castle, a Swedish mercenary leader and black magician called Oronto Good combo. decided to make the, I mean, how much more aggressive and badass can you get? A mercenary and black magician.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Bless you. Thank you, because the demon was right there. The demon had his hands on your face, about to crawl out your nose. You just got him. Thank you. Oh my goodness. It's probably best he stays inside you. I don't want him near me. Oronto decided to make the castle his home and laboratory.
Starting point is 00:23:10 It is believed that he performed black magic and gruesome experiments in the castle. Who let him in? What brought him there? The hole! And what did he do to be assassinated by the villagers? He was a... I'm getting so stressed out listening to this story. Go on.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Who let him into the castle? I think the castle's up for grabs at this point. Why? It's a portal to hell. Did they just forget? It's a portal, so no one wants to be there. A black magician does. Yeah, of course. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Okay. So apparently he was killed by the villagers we don't know why indeed whenever i try to uh research because this sounds like a pretty interesting character oronto i can find nothing other than the legends in this region that describe the castle they talk about orontoonto taking up residency in this castle. I can't find anything to do with it. If anyone knows anything about Oronto, the black magician. Please let us know.
Starting point is 00:24:11 That sounds like a great episode. If anyone knows anything about Oronto, the black magician. You're going in the pit. Like everyone who ever knew anything about Oronto, the black magician. Knowledge is limited. Because whistleblowers get thrown in the pit chat shit get pit i think if you have a if you have a portal to hell yes the worst person you could get near it is a dark magician if you always taught me anything they're the dark magician is pretty
Starting point is 00:24:39 powerful pretty powerful yeah he's up there with that i mean the only thing worse than a dark magician is a blue eyes white dragon if and we did see a dragon painting there holy shit you think you have blue eyes you think michael was trying to slay a blue eyes and the only thing worse than a blue eyes white dragon is a three-headed blue eyes white dragon or what's the thing***ing thing that the Yuyi has to like, he has to get all the pieces of it and put it together? Oh, Jesus. Like the arms? Oh, yeah. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Yeah, what was that? You get one of those bad boys near the pit to hell? Yeah, that's the worst case scenario. So actually these locals have got off pretty light. Yeah. And it didn't stop there. In 1836, during a walking tour of the region, Czech poet Karel HainĂ­k Maca spent a night at Huska Castle,
Starting point is 00:25:34 and supposedly in his dreams, he was visited by a terrible vision, which he later recounted to a friend. He described his soul descending into the pit and being transported into a hellish mechanized future. Oh my god. lucky bastard i i we live it and sometimes i think that i'm having that dream now and my body's actually chilling in the castle i'm in mechanical hell welcome to 2018 anyway subscribe up top like down below and i i just couldn't have guessed that this was going to turn up. This is going to blow your mind.
Starting point is 00:26:07 We've talked about them before. Where hellish Central European paranormal things are, the Nazis are not far behind. What? The Nazi SS occupied Huska Castle during their rise to power. Oh my gosh. It is believed that they also used the castle for inhuman experiments. Some believe that this involved gateways to other dimensions. Three bodies of Nazi soldiers were
Starting point is 00:26:32 eventually unearthed at Huska. Their cause of death, unknown. Could they have been a victim of these strange experiments? We know that the Nazis, this is crazy thing Is that we do know The Nazis chased paranormal power Right Why were they occupying this castle? You know, we know that they chased Christian relics So did they genuinely come to this Christian chapel Supposedly on top of an entrance to hell With demons coming out of it?
Starting point is 00:27:02 Look, we've talked about this before on the podcast We've covered them going all the way to Antarctica To try and get into the hollow earth It's true hell with demons coming out of it we've talked about this before in the podcast we've we've covered them going all the way to antarctica to try and get into the the hollow earth it's true these guys yeah they were all about the earth inside of the earth and shit coming out of it hell maybe they thought this was an entrance i don't know am i sitting here right now telling you that those two um instances are linked sure absolutely 100% you could put me I put my life on the line for that one even today people say
Starting point is 00:27:30 that crazy shit happens near Huska Castle like their car won't start near it that's not that crazy and that bleeding beasts still roam the area after dark it's kind of a spectrum right yeah some little things and then there's kind of a spectrum right yeah you know some little things
Starting point is 00:27:46 and then there's some demons and i'll tell you uh just one really horrifying aspect to this entire story um so there there is a family in um the czech republic that does tours of uh paranormal areas they're experts in their own right of talking about these paranormal cases in the Czech Republic. They call them McGees. All martial art experts dressed head to toe in geese.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Tyler McGee recounts their first visit to the castle when they went with their dogs. Tyler said that they felt very uneasy when they first got to the courtyard, and apparently they weren't the only ones who experienced this feeling, because shortly after, the McGee's dog, Bobo, began barking and becoming very excited with nothing to provoke him. Mr. McGee described the feeling of being followed or watched
Starting point is 00:28:40 by a predatory being during their entire tour of the premises. Ooh. Later that day, upon returning to Prague, McGee's parked their car in the city center and left it while they did their nightly ghost tour. When they returned, the vehicle had vanished. The police found it within a couple hours, stripped of valuables and completely trashed.
Starting point is 00:29:03 So someone stole their car a demon right okay or like it could also just be like i got anyone it could have been anything it could have been a nazi half beast demon it could have been a winged demon or just a guy or just a regular dude i mean if you want to be a meathead about it fine it could have been a person what was it what would a demon have with a car why does a demon need a car demons have wings uh yeah it's a good point uh i kind of i brought that one up because i don't know how i'm i think that's a bad example of evidence okay actually hey i appreciate that show me the bad ones um and it's been that up until this point is there there a good section, sir?
Starting point is 00:29:47 So if we're to start wrapping up this case, I presented a lot of evidence today. A lot of ancient records, 13th century, 9th century records. You're squinting a lot. I can barely even see your eyes. Tales from the actual paranormal investigators who do the tours here in the Czech Republic, as well as the more modern cases of the Nazis occupying this,
Starting point is 00:30:10 doing crazy experiments. Basically dark presence is being drawn to this all throughout history, right? Tons and tons of, um, local anecdotes about what went on there. The bizarre fresco paintings in the chapel in the Czech Republic. Do you have any pictures of the paintings?
Starting point is 00:30:29 A pit forms beside you. You jump in and it seals immediately. What? What? Why didn't he start with that? I obviously now think it's real. I mean, also, I probably should have started. Is there a picture of the pit?
Starting point is 00:30:49 There's not a picture of the pit because the chapel was built over the pit. Okay. The pit's gone. It's not gone. It's very much still there. Of course I have images of the frescoes. Right. What kind of journalist do you think I am?
Starting point is 00:31:04 Right. Just for the record do you think I am? Right. Just for the record, Kit was just frantically Googling for about 20 minutes. He didn't say a word. I was actually sweating pretty profusely as well. So here are some of the most ancient frescoes in continental Europe. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:31:22 So you can see a... A B******. This is not what i was expecting at all i was expecting like when you said there was like three paintings on the walls i was expecting these you know beautiful uh medieval style paintings come on that's pretty good like if you're framed like framed on the wall no no it's a fresco it's uh it's done on straight onto the wall they're not hung this looks like this looks like a project taken on by a group of children in a sunday school that's what it looks like i would ask you to have more respect lest the demons cast you in the pit themselves centaur is a little better so it's a little better that definitely looks like olden timesy a little bit less childish are there't there any good, like, biblical human-animal crossovers?
Starting point is 00:32:09 Because all I know is them and a faun. But isn't a faun, like, a little dickling? Yeah. Isn't he a bit of a douche? All I know is in Narnia, he kind of throws them under the bus, doesn't he? Yeah. Wait, literally? I haven't seen Narnia.
Starting point is 00:32:21 He drives over them in a f***ing bus. He f***ing bucks a group of children out in front of the C10. Going 50 miles per hour. The shittiest, most cowardly way to kill people. But also, isn't the devil like half goat? Absolutely. That's a bad thing. So it is like a devil thing.
Starting point is 00:32:41 It definitely is. Isn't the whole thing like you banged an animal? Like you're not a human anymore? Jesus is that is it i don't know actually i have no i have no authority to say that at all i guess it is right you're not pure so i've given you some images of the frescoes unfortunately images do not exist of the pit because the chapel is built on top of it um thoughts that is building a chapel on the gate to hell is very much i think a band-aid on a like hole in a wall that is a very it's a very um of a of a certain time approach to that issue yeah you know today we might i don't know apply like nuclear weapons to that pit
Starting point is 00:33:20 so i'm not saying that's a better idea oh my god nuke the pit that would be incredible but i think we would definitely napalm it at the least yeah that would be amazing because you know as well like you know animals have that sixth sense yeah that they can like feel danger coming right when there's like a forest fire you know because all the birds start moving away from it that sort of thing imagine you drop the nuke down and that sucker's not going to go off for you know maybe half an hour an hour something like that yeah as soon as it drops in demons like exploding out of the bit getting the hell out of there it might be a godzilla situation that that's like food to them that might like sustain them who knows nuclear energy yeah it could make it even worse or you just end up nuking the heart of the planet i think we've got to rein this puppy in right so if you were to
Starting point is 00:34:11 if you had to exercise you know all of your paranormal investigative training to try and determine with the evidence we've seen whether this case is a true paranormal case of of demons pouring out of a hole in the earth yeah terrorizing the villagers of this czech republic town or is this simply uh history gone awry and just that people weren't accurately reporting what was happening they got carried away with fancy and fiction yeah um it's tough it's tough to say. Obviously, at the time, what I think is happening here is I think a town found a very, very, very deep hole. And I think, obviously, that's a creepy thing. They don't have the means to explore a hole that deep. I think they were absolutely barbaric and threw people in the hole um and any civilization that would punish people by throwing them in a hole uh is immediately not trustworthy when it comes to reporting demons in disguise it is a very cool story i appreciate the lore you almost had me at the nazis because you know i have a i've got a soft spot not for nazis but for the the paranormal endeavors that they that they went on i find that
Starting point is 00:35:27 it's pretty cool i mean we've only touched the tip of the goddamn iceberg that is over the hollow earth i tend to agree that we don't seem to have any modern evidence of winged beasts even dead birds around the castle and it sounds like they're flapping about every damn day. So I'm not sure why there's not any video footage of this. Either the problem is solved by the chapel. Yeah. Or those people back in the day were getting carried away. I think so.
Starting point is 00:35:54 I think that's safe to say. I think we're going to have to chalk this one up to a double no yet again. I know. A couple of no's, a couple of nay-sayers over here. But thank you very much to a friend and listener, Chris, for suggesting that topic. I really enjoyed that story. I hope he enjoys the pit. Because all people who submit to this podcast are getting pitted.
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Starting point is 00:36:58 podcast that goes up every week it's just two dollars a month five dollars a month you get into bonus episodes merchandise t-shirts lombardi beyond and yeah you know like they say oh people shouldn't put content behind paywalls right we put content in a pit in the pit yeah so you know it's there all you have to do is you know grab five dollars grab two dollars and just cannonball down into that bad boy. And as far as we're concerned, if you make it alive, you can have your money back. Yeah. All right?
Starting point is 00:37:30 No one ever has. No one ever has. We've seen a lot of animals come out that look like the people that jumped in, and I don't count, baby. I don't count. Little half chimp, half man trying to grab the five bucks from my hand back in the pit this is sparta kick him back into the pit there's nothing wrong with him you just want to keep the cash he just made it out you chimp looking mother i'm still human
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