This Paranormal Life - #074 Girl Comes Back from the Dead as an Egyptian Priestess

Episode Date: August 14, 2018

When 4 year old Dorothy Eady recovers from a terrible accident, she seems to be acting strangely... Visions of pyramids? Ancient Egyptian Gods talking to her in her sleep? What the HECK is going on? Time for Rory and Kit to #INVESTIGATESupport us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Therefore, Nessie is likely to be living there. On this week's episode, this is a big one and this is a weird one. So I think we should just head right into it. All right, no dilly-dallying. Our story begins in 1907 with a girl named Dorothy Louise Eadie, who was born and raised in London to an Irish middle-class family. Now when Dorothy was just three years old, she was strolling around the house, maybe walking, I don't know when babies learn to walk, when all of a sudden,

she accidentally fell down a large staircase in her home. Ah, Jesus. When her parents found her, she wasn't moving. They called the local doctor to come by immediately, but when he arrived, he pronounced Dorothy dead. Ugh, every parent's worst nightmare. If that was every parent's worst nightmare, they're not gonna like what's coming up next.

Oh, yeah, that was in 1907. 1908's worst nightmare? Whole other kettle of fish. The parents are heartbroken, but obviously there's nothing they can do. The doctor leaves to gather everything necessary to prepare the body. But when he returns, Dorothy is alive.

Oh. She's fine. She's playing games in her bed. Her parents and the doctors have no idea what happened, but she's completely unscathed. Bad doctor. Actually actually that's a really good point it was 1907 if the doctor found an unconscious child his procedures are one put leeches on it yeah and if that doesn't fix the blood like suck the unconscious blood out of her

body yeah that was the only then they're dead he probably tried to take her pulse through her hair somehow and then determine that there was no pulse it beats up her ponytail she's dead you're a terrible doctor absolutely lifeless ponytail look at these split ends i mean this girl's crying out for life time of death april so you don't even know what date it is the worst doctor of all time. Over the next few weeks, Dorothy started having strange dreams of huge columned houses and deserts. Her parents would find her crying alone in the house. And when they asked her, what's wrong, Dorothy?

She would reply, I want to go home. Now that's a parent's worst nightmare, but you are home. No, this isn't my real home. No. This is very confusing. It's strange, isn't it? And it only snowballs from there.

Or should I say sandballs? Oh god. Soon Dorothy had developed foreign accent syndrome. And I looked this up. This is a real thing. This is a real thing. I'm not even going to pretend to not know about this. And she began to act out in class whatever had happened to her when she fell down those stairs this was no longer the

daughter they had raised wow one day her sunday school teacher requested that she be banned from the classroom after she had yelled insults about christianity whoa, right? She's like four years old. Yeah, and back in those days it was punishable by death, probably. 1907? 1908? I mean, Jesus is probably still around at that point, so it's highly offensive. I don't believe in Jesus. Jesus is in the corner. Hey, f*** you. I'm right here.

I've actually had a pretty hard life, so how about give me some respect? Oh, you thirsty? Yeah, you'd like some of my blood? Hard luck. You don't believe in me, you don't get a drink. He's actually become really rude and mean in the Newer Testament. Yeah, turned out the whole crucifixion thing rubbed him the wrong way. He's actually pretty angry now.

He apologized and he didn't accept it. Could you imagine if that was how the Bible went? What? The Son of God came down. No one realized. They crucified him. And he rose from the dead to execute his wrath it's like you messed up big time yeah you nailed the son of god to a cross that he's throwing lightning bolts like making molten lava rain from the skies he's ripped his

shit he's got crazy abs and they're like what happened so you think i didn't always have these i was always ripped i kept it under wraps i kept it low-key peaceful but now i'm gonna lay down the law on y'all throwing thunderbolts soon after all of this she was expelled from an all-girls school after refusing to sing a hymn in church that called upon god to quote-unquote curse the egyptians i think that's no him there's no hymn that goes like that what is the hymn and he will raise you up on eagle's wings the breath of god okay make all the egyptians die and curse all of them as well it sounded like that was sung wrong but that's what you're supposed to do i think that's not her fault i would probably refuse to sing that as well yeah i mean at this

point i understand there's been other weird things happening with little dorothy but right now she just seems like a socially woke kid yeah i would totally agree with that if they asked her to pledge allegiance she'd probably uh taking me spit on the god she'd go full caper neck and start doing a mummy dance things got so bad eventually that her parents struggled to keep her in school afraid that she would get in trouble again a year after she had fallen down the staircase her parents decided to cheer her up by taking her on a trip to the british museum of course as soon as they entered the ancient egyptian exhibition dorothy could not be contained. She broke free from her mother's grip and began kissing the feet of all the statues. Crying out, These are my people!

What age is she again? Four or five? She saw a photograph of the New Kingdom Temple remains, which was the temple of the pharaoh Seti I. And she cried out this this was my home what this was the exact same building that she had seen in her dreams this is very alarming it's strange right yeah dorothy was now a hundred percent convinced that she had lived a past life as an ancient egyptian okay so she's i mean she's pretty much too young to, I'm sure, put that into words.

Like, I lived a past life as a pharaoh. Cleopatra herself. But that's what we're gathering is she's saying, this is where I'm from. This is familiar somehow. These are my people. Yeah. That before she was little dorothy she was around

2000 years ago in egypt it's like that sensation of deja vu where something starts happening and you're like whoa like hasn't this happened before like don't i remember this it seems to tap into some deep part of your brain that doesn't really get tapped in too much and i guess that's not necessarily exclusive to adults like you had deja vu when you were a child. That's true. But maybe this is something much more deeper. It could be. Obsessed with Egypt now, she would skip school to go to exhibits.

She began learning hieroglyphics. Even though she claimed she wasn't learning them, she was remembering them. Cocky little shit. I freaking know it already. I already knew it. Yeah, bird. Bird. Man with a bird head. I already knew that. That's high. First of all don't know it yeah bird bird man with a bird head i already knew that that's high first of all it's not a bird it's a pig you haven't even learned

the basic animals in english yet how can you know them in egyptian the more she studied and the older she got her dreams became more and more vivid wow one night when she was sleeping, she starts hearing a voice in her dreams. Dorothy, awaken, young one. Through the beaming light, she can see a tall, imposing figure. Is it ripped Jesus again? It is I, the great pharaoh, Seti I. What? So I had never, honestly, I'd never heard of anyone called Seti.

No, neither had I. He was the, he was actually a big dude. He was the son of Ramesses the first. You know Ramesses, he's a big one. Yeah, Ramesses, sure. A main player. Seti said, I've come to tell, I've. He didn't stutter. I've come to tell you about your past and just, just hang out in your dreams and tell you about your past life.

Gap year. These visitations by Seti became so frequent that she was actually placed in Sanctorum a number of times. Really? They thought she was crazy. I think she's crazy. Well, as soon as she was old enough obviously she moved to egypt parents were just like sick of her at this point i mean the amount of times dorothy had been about to walk down the stairs and her dad walking behind her had considered punting her down one more time

it might reset the old hard drive trying to knock all the cogs back into place. But he couldn't bring himself to do it. Now his kid lives in Egypt. It was impossible to do because Dorothy only traversed the house on a platter lifted by four ripped men. Ancient Egyptian style. Good guy or nearer. So she moved to Egypt with an Egyptian man that she married in London. Oh, okay.

And changed her name to om seti after two years complications arose and her husband was forced to move to iraq oh yeah okay now obviously there were a number of reasons why the marriage broke apart sure this was one of them you're not taking this woman out of egypt he wasn't exactly pharaoh material yeah you get my drift one of the major issues was the fact that she was still being visited by pharaoh seti in her dreams break up with him he's a deadbeat like it's really tough isn't it because you can't really be angry at someone for dreaming nonstop about another guy. Even if they're just like, oh, like, how did you sleep?

I had the best sleep ever. F***ing Seti showed up again and took me out for a night. He is like a sick Lambo. He actually got a reservation in that restaurant that we can never get into. It was wild. You know how I'm always saying I wanted you to be over six foot? He's 6 10 easily devil's advocate maybe the only like the only way of getting rid of this like egyptophile

is to leave egypt for good because it's like yeah the one thing she can't leave yeah so it's like sorry i have to like just a little bump in the road in our relationship i have to leave egypt it's like it's like how to lose a guy in 10 days yeah it's like what can i do to expedite how to lose a pharaoh in one second uh i'm leaving egypt done really short movie done you can't leave that's a great clickbait article. It is, yeah. Seven tips on how to lose a pharaoh. Number three will astound you. One night, when Dorothy, now known as Om Seti, was sleeping, she was visited by the ancient Egyptian god Horus. Oh, a different apparition in her dreams.

Yeah, which is strange because she's only really been talking to Seti, Pharaoh Seti. Now Horus says, Mortal! Mortal! I am Horus, God of the Sky. Little fun fact about Horus, because I didn't know shit about him

either. This is still in the voice of Horus, by the way. Little fun fact! I know what you're thinking. Who's this Horace guy? Well, let me take you back. Horace was born. He looks over. She's like texting Sadie. Hey! I'm still talking.

I'm gonna do this all in the Horace voice because it'll make it even funny. I think you'll find his backstory rather interesting. Horace was born when his mother retrieved all of the dismembered body parts of her murdered husband, Osiris, my father. Chill. Except for, of course, his penis, which was thrown into the Nile and eaten by a catfish. Really?

This is Egyptian lore. Not fact. This is Egyptian lore. Not fact. According to the legends, my mother used her magic powers to resurrect Osiris and fashion a penis to conceive me. And thus I am here, child.

Horus! And now... She's like, what am I supposed to do with this information? Why did you come here? Do you have anything better to be doing? Your dad's dick was eaten by a catfish? How small was it? It was eaten by a goddamn catfish.

Silence! A god's dick got eaten by a catfish? I think you'll find catfish in ancient Egyptian days were the size of sharks. And it wasn't just one fish. It was two or three fishes. Horace goes on to say, Now that you are in Egypt, it is time for me to tell you about your past life.

Whoa. This is what she's been waiting for this entire time. Her entire life has been leading up to this. To this moment where she finally finds out what all these visions have been about, all these dreams, all this communication with the past pharaohs. Horace said,

Your name was, um, Bentrist. And you lived in the temple that Seti built. You used to be a priestess, but then you fell in love with Seti, and you banged each other. Which is why, which is, which, which was bad because you took a vow of celibacy.

Ah, of course, a priestess. To save Seti from humiliation, you took your own life. I don't, what? I mean, I don't know how that saved anyone from humiliation. If anyone had found out that the pharaoh was sleeping with the priestesses of the temple yeah who were sworn to celibacy that's that's a no-go area that's taboo but she just dies randomly i like the idea everyone in the royal court you're sitting around it's like on this terrible day high priestess has ended her own life

And said he goes I shit I was banging her Tells everyone oh She was hot that was my girl Now I know what you're thinking okay this woman om seti is way over her head She's alone in Egypt having these crazy crazy dreams she's lost her egyptian husband now she thinks she's some secret lover of the pharaohs it's actually the exact opposite oh one day when she was walking through the temple of seti the place that she apparently used to live she walked over to a patch on the ground and said, The garden used to be here.

Wow. Obviously, the excavation teams are pissing themselves because they're like, garden at this temple? But they decided to humor her and dig around there anyway. And they uncovered a secret garden in the Temple of Seti. And this was only the start. Om Seti could decipher incredibly complex hieroglyphics and was highly regarded among egyptologists as crazy as shit but pretty

good at translation yeah on one occasion she even described in details artifacts from the temple of seti that had never been shown to the public what it was crazy you think that people would dismiss her because of her crazy origin stories and her being convinced of this past life but she was so damn good at being an archaeologist in egypt that she was just like insanely well respected people just like even if she is maybe a bit crazy she's amazing at what she's doing one night in her dreams the pharaoh seti told her the location of the lost tomb of the egyptian queen nefertiti nef nefertiti nefertiti okay something like that sounds good any way of saying it without saying titty yeah that's what i'm really going for here. The lost tomb of Egyptian queen Nerf Titty.

Spoiler alert, it was in the sand. This tomb, I believe, is still undiscovered. Oh. So she apparently was told the location of this tomb, but she refused to tell anyone the location because she didn't like the queen and didn't want to give her any attention. Because I think there was some conflict between sati and this queen okay i mean it's so small

minded it's almost realistic yeah you know like she like she has this totally paranormal like never before seen gift of like viewing a past life and freely psycho diving through time and collecting information, but she's still carrying on petty beefs from 2000 years ago. That makes it very believable. In a way. Yeah.

Well, towards her old age, Om Setti said, death holds no terror for me. I'll just do my best to get through the judgment. I'm going to come before Osiris, who will probably give me a few dirty looks because i know i've committed some things i shouldn't have and then in 1981 she passed away god bless her and that is the story of omseti the irish family raised girl in london who fell down the stairs and remembered her past life

as an egyptian priestess this is a crazy story this is wild it is insane right as always we are suckers for anything to do with ancient egypt on this cast hell yeah hell yeah praise rah immediate thoughts we haven't really had a story on past lives before yeah have we not i guess not i mean it's a whole giant controversial uh just totally wide open field of paranormal interest i think it's it's a topic which divides people kind of right off the bat i feel like people have very intuitive it's a bit like believing in god or not do you believe in past lives do you believe that memories can be transferred from the past the future i think people have like believing in god or not do you believe in past lives do you believe that memories can be transferred from the past the future i think people have like an inbuilt sense of whether

that's true or not even if they believe in the paranormal or not yeah um this one is definitely this is crazy because it's someone who i suppose we have to believe that if dorothy had never fallen down the stairs she never would have remembered any of this. So. That's true, yeah. Does this mean that the memories are in the brain somewhere and it's just like a roll of the dice whether those memories get unlocked? All right, I'm going to propose an experiment right now. Please.

If you could just face the door. Oh, yeah, sure. Going on what you just said. Uh-huh. I'm just going to just deck you in the side of the head and just as hard as i can and we'll just see if i can spring anything loose you know maybe a past life is in there around the back around the edges i'm just gonna pop it to the front normally i would have an issue you know it's friday night i don't i don't have anything on

for a couple days we've had a couple beers. It was going to lead to fighting anyways. We might as well cut out the middle, man. Go straight to the Pharaohs. That's true. And we are 2-0, so we might as well keep this up. Keep the ball rolling. All right, here we go. Let's go.

Incoming, incoming. Memory's incoming. Here we go. Okay. There you go. All right. You feeling anything, buddy? Any memories in there

he's really out of it all right i'm gonna just give me a second i'm gonna cut the podcast here for a second and we're back took a little break there for a couple seconds uh back on the podcast um sorry about that roy cut that in the edit for legal reasons no memories okay okay okay kids now talking exclusively in riddles he's down again he's down all right he's actually out again i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to cut the podcast again give me one second hey back again on the podcast everything is going to a bonus episode no no no no no no no this is the regular we We were doing the life one with the Egyptians. Listen, I'm so confused. Is it or is it not 2021?

Okay, okay. Well, you know what? This is the best one we've had so far, so we're going to keep this one rolling. I did some research onto past lives, and yes, it would make sense for me to talk about the scientific reasons behind it. Oh, sure.

Was there some damage to the brain, possibly, that encouraged these memories as a possible side effect what about the path of genetic memory memories handed down from ancestor to ancestor i didn't research any of that i went on to yahooanswers.com and researched how to remember past lives oh yeah brilliant because i don't care how it's done. I want to know what my past life is. Yes. Like ideally, if I could just take some kind of Facebook quiz

and figure out what my past life was. Absolutely. I'd be done. So this is what one of the posts said on how to remember past lives. Seeing past lives and remembering is like lifting weights. The more repetitions, the stronger you get oh that's it that makes sense it's like muscles exactly i've known that i have lived before even as sperm before i was conceived before i was conceived so this isn't even a past life this he's just

remembering being jizz i knew on the day of my delivery in the hospital that I would grow up. That's also not. That's also not. I mean, I know now I'll grow up. Being a sperm, that's a very interesting take on what it means to be alive. I mean. Also, what a terrifying memory. Just boom. And there's millions of you just afraid swimming. It's like a music festival dude

raven trying to get that egg that headline act rocking the main stage that's the goddamn egg we gotta get there you're trying to push your way to the front of that crowd the bouncers are pushing off sperm left right and center but you make it on stage you do that guitar solo and you're brought backstage where you make a baby and that's how kids arrive is you telling your five-year-old child something so funny about the idea of a parent really badly explaining the process of sex to a kid yeah like kind of you know like in a secluded way right but so many like unnecessary add-ons like the kid will be like like oh dad where do babies come from he's like all right i think it's

time i tell you you know uh well you know when a male stork f**ks a female stork oh that's sex yeah well sometimes when one stork gets super horny around another stork this this post continues i started trying to see my future before i could walk i've had a lot of practice off now i don't look for past lives as other people i look to see myself as who i am in this life i look to see others around me and see if i can remember them what they will do in their future i look through their eyes and see me do they remember what they will do in their future fucking hell i look backwards through this life, back past my birth, back past my death in a previous life, all the way back until I can see next week.

Or next year. Or the next future minute. Wow. I look to remember what I did five minutes from now. It's actually really poetic. What? This is a Yahoo answer? Where did you say this was?

It was from Yahoo Answers. That was advice on how to, you know, remember your past life. This does not add up. This is like the goddamn D-mode, D-time machine all over again. If you have the ability to look through four-dimensional time, you do not have a Yahoo answers account. Also, can I please just go back to my favorite sentence in this whole thing? I look to see others around me to see if I can remember them, what they will do in their future.

I look through their eyes and see me. Tremendous. Incredible. It waffled a bit. And I, you know what? I'll be honest with you i didn't really take away any useful information from that i don't know how to remember what i did five minutes from yeah so so for the rest of us who haven't been trying to see through time since before they could walk i guess we're all yeah we can't do it well that's what i thought kit until we're

losers stuck in the present. I found a website where you can take a quiz and it will tell you your past life. Hell yeah! I call it the fast lane of remembering past lives. Yes. It's like the early days of science. You know, those guys busted their ass, busted their chops to learn everything about what we now just type that shit into our iphones and don't even have to worry about don't need to do it that guy has been learning about past lives since he

was a baby so that we can have facebook quizzes exactly i can type in uh 10 plus 5 onto the calculator on my phone in the olden days you had scientists with goddamn test tubes pouring liquids into tupperware trying to figure out what that peasant who'd spent his entire life in medieval times just trying to work out the answer to 10 plus 5 so i took the test i put in all my info yeah my response was a little weird let me know when you think it's getting weird so this is my result in your previous life you were a stock broker you were born on 12th of April, 1948, in a dangerous city of Brooklyn.

As a son to a real estate agent and a shop assistant. That's fine so far, I guess. You studied at the prestigious Metropolitan University in New York. Fine. In the field, stockbroker. I don't think that's a field. Not a university field.

I don't think Brooklyn's even a city, a university field. I don't think Brooklyn's even a city, but let's move on. You have learned how to trade on the global foreign exchange market via the internet. It's easy to make deals on Forex. Regardless of age and education, anyone can open a stockbroker account and start buying and selling foreign currencies. Right now, the dollar goes down and the euro goes goes up so it would be best to buy euros on forex getting a little weird getting a little addy you died in california very rich and young at the age of 25 but with enormous fortune retired at 22. With a billy in the bank. But I did die with an enormous fortune that you earned thanks to Forex.

You won't change your previous life, but you can change the one you live now. Since you already have experience with Forex in your subconscious, why not try it today? Then there was an ad for 4X. Underneath that was, every one of us longs for a little bit of luck, and we offer you the chance, it's just an ad now, they're not trying to tell me.

There's nothing to do with you anymore. You just need to let your friends know about this webpage. They can also have a laugh at it and can find out about who they were in their previous lives and about 4X. However, if you do not tell anyone about this page, your life will turn to hell. We do not want you to worry. We do not want to worry you.

But do you want to take chances? Hard cut to 4X emergency board meeting so we gave that like hot shot um new york marketing firm carte blanche to to run a guerrilla marketing campaign for forex they went too far way too far way too far we have people phoning up the office now asking about their ancient egyptian lives yes uh who they were we phoned to ask what the business plan was and they said looking backwards to the future i asked who's calling and they said listen to my voice and hear yours uh so what i thought we could do is yeah that was my result i would love to see what your past life was i would love to hear that do you want to take the test right now let's do it awesome all right i've got the test right here kit let's find out what was your past life i'm just saying that if

it's not um priestess or higher i'm gonna be pissed but let's just move on all right so first off date of birth uh don't know um yeah mom and dad never uh never never told me that one. Didn't know it. I'll put unknown. Okay. Sweet, sweet. Okay. National insurance number. Third letter of your secret password. Do you want to create a Forex account or continue as a guest? What's your star sign? I do know that.

That's Virgo. Virgo. Very nice. Because I'm a virgin. Favorite color. that's virgo virgo very nice because i'm a virgin favorite color uh i like the the sum of all colors white white very nice uh which quality characterizes you best i'll read you through them okay cheerful sociable not that selfish uhressive? We're getting it more now. Yeah, we are. Moody?

Yeah, here we go. Friendly? We're out of it. Sensitive? Or hot-tempered? Right. I would say aggressive, probably. Aggressive.

All right. Phobias or fear of something can tell you a lot about your death. What scares you the most? Everything. Heights. Darkness. Snakes. Spiders. Blood. tell you a lot about your death what scares you the most everything heights darkness snakes spiders blood fear of confined spaces fear of speed and supernatural phenomena well obviously not supernatural phenomena because that's what i chase every week right like a goddamn heroin

dragon i never really thought about confined spaces before, but that's pretty scary. I don't like that. No, I don't think anyone likes confined spaces. True. Favorite number? Favorite number? Three. Three?

I think I went three as well. Interesting. Great minds. Great minds, brother. What specialization do you find most appealing? Basically, what is your favorite school subject? Oh, obviously I'm a master of all sciences. You have to be to get into paranormal Harvard, but probably physics.

Physics. Congratulations. You have successfully completed the test. We've got all the necessary information to evaluate the result. Let's see. Let's find out what your past life was. All right. Holy shit.

What is it? Ramsey's brother? In your past life was. All right. Holy shit. What is it, Ramsey's brother? In your past life, you were a knight. A knight? You were a knight. Okay, it's not quite Egypt, but I like the sense of regality here. I was a stockbroker who died at 25 with a Forex account. You're a knight. All right, tell me a little bit more.

What do we know you were born in 1437 somewhere in the territory of southern germany okay yeah you're very arian that makes sense i like southern germany your father was a castle guard of course your mother was an ordinary peasant no when you were 36 you built a farm where you led a peaceful life. The exact day of your death is unknown, but you died at the decent age of 54. You doubled me. Yeah, neither of us have had very long lives, though. I thought we were all going to get crappy ones. Turns out this shit is real. Do you know what?

It's actually starting to make a little bit of sense. I know we just moved into this place a few months ago. Yeah. Whenever I moved in, you know, this place was unfurnished like listed unfurnished yeah there was a broad sword in my wardrobe i pull back the shower curtain there's a goddamn shield with a family crest yeah it looks like a podcast microphone in the crest i don't know how this is surprising you because if the apartment was unfurnished, you obviously brought that stuff with you. It's just wild. So you must have known it was there.

That I am a knight now? I found your trebuchet, by the way. It's taking up all of the parking spots downstairs, and we have to move it, or we're evicted. Does it got any tickets? Does it have any tickets? It's leaking oil. It's leaking flaming hot oil.

Shit. Everywhere, all over the phones, literally. I'm going to take on the government which might try i wish you didn't tell me this stuff because now i'm now i'm an associate and i'm gonna have my i'm gonna have to pay for this shit and i don't think my forex can take it because my trading has been weak this month because i've been i've been cruising off 1 million us since 1948 and turns out it doesn't last that long. So that was all the research that I could gather

on Omseti, on remembering past lives, and even on our own past lives. I'd like to thank you. Thank you, sir. And that's coming from a knight. So you know he means it. I know that it's a strange story

this week, but where's your head at? What are you kind of thinking with this one? I do have a soft spot for tales of past lives. I think I've talked about on this podcast before that through imbibing an ancient Amazonian substance known as ayahuasca to the uninitiated. Right. I have seen through four-dimensional time looked into the eyes of another to see myself of course um psycho dove deeper than anyone's ever interdimensional battling to be honest right um but realistically during that multi-hour trip

i did experience what i believed at the time to be some sort of experience of a past life. Now, whether that is real in inverted commas, I do not know. I ran about as an elephant for a few hours. Was I an elephant in a past life? I may have been. We do not know. I love peanuts. I could be part of it. It really could. I have a pretty long schnoz here. Is that part of it it really could i have a pretty long schnoz here is that part of it we do not know i do not know if that's how the dna works i never forget i didn't forget the fact my past life was an elephant so is that could that be it was that drug the combine combining with my brain somehow to unlock the part of the brain that contained the past life just in the way that dorothy fell down the stairs and unlocked that part of hers interesting very interesting maybe

i didn't need to travel to peru and sip on some jungle juice maybe i just needed to fall down a couple flights of stairs i don't know although what i would say is that through my own experience i can say that i've now had that experience it is up to me to decide whether that is real to me or not. And I think Dorothy was probably put in a similar position where she was experiencing those visions and she decided it was real. This leaves us in a weird place because we are the paranormal investigators.

We have to decide what is true and what is false, what is truly paranormal and what is not. So we have to decide whether that's true or not. Exactly. What are you making of this as a principal investigator past lives are the definition of that is that you have lived died and come back as another person um you know there's a there's a scope i think to that where you know you hear about those stories of someone getting uh an organ or something replaced from another human being and all of a sudden they start picking up traits of the human that donated the organ you know it's that like

genetic memory that's in our cells it's in our blood and who's to say that can't span generations you know the memories of your ancestors are dropped down through dna and maybe that's hidden somewhere in the chambers of the human mind that could be a possibility but if we're looking specifically at the process of living dying and being reborn again reincarnation essentially i think i'm gonna have to come down on with this case a no as you, who's to say that if she hadn't fallen down those stairs, she would have never remembered any of this. So that is maybe an indicator that the fall may have had more to do with it than the fact that she was an Egyptian priestess.

Although there was some crazy kind of information about her predicting the location of things within these temples predicting yeah and accurately translating things that maybe even no one else had done but we don't have a specific timeline that proves this was only possible through paranormal means exactly what we do know is that she became obsessed with egypt from a very young age like lots of young people do. And she, by all accounts, became a brilliant expert on Egypt through her love of it.

So it doesn't really give us enough to go on to say that she accessed some past life memory in order to produce those truths. Right, there was a lot of research involved. Exactly. And I think for that reason, I would love to come back to past lives, but on this case of Dorothy,

the Egyptian priestess, I think it's a no. Unfortunately, a double no this week, but fair play to her. She kicked some ass and she did it with full conviction.

And she had a pretty interesting life. That's more than I can say about my ass. Better than mine. Even better than my goddamn dead at 25 4x life uh so that was this week's episode of this paranormal life i hope you enjoyed it because we had a blast making it get on the ground get on the ground um wow i think i just tapped into some past life shit oh whoa um if you enjoyed that episode of the podcast and want to support us you want to take things one step further well we don't run ads um the only way that we make any money off this podcast is from our patreon the this paranormal life patreon it's true there's been a never been a better time to praise rah so get on there check out some of the rewards if you want bonus episodes merchandise

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Chris, if you live right by our commune, you should swing on by because I swear to you, you will never find a more welcoming cold moon in your whole lives we welcome you with open arms and empty buckets

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Thank you also to Daniel Dismuke. Daniel Dismuke about to make it rain doubloons all over the paranormal commune. That's right. Rain doubloons all over the paranormal commune. That's right. It's going to be radioactive except for love and joy and prosperity and all those things. A different type of contagious, damaging element. That makes it impossible for anyone but us to live in this isolated commune. Of course.

Thank you to Daniel Davies. Daniel Davies, the boy with rabies i didn't think he's gonna daniel we do not i cannot stress this enough do not have a doctor yet or any uh medical professionals in the commune you gotta the your medical issue needs to be sorted elsewhere yeah i think the process is to find the badger, right, to know if it, and then you, I'm not a doctor,

but you drink its blood, right? You have to hunt it down, murder it with your own hands so the bloodline ends there. Yeah. And then, of course,

imbibe some of that and I think it's like a double negative counteracts itself. Draw a circle on the floor with the blood of the animal and repeat the words, rabies, rabies, go away, bees.

And I believe the curse shall be lifted. This is dangerous misinformation. Thank you lastly, but not leastly, to Mr. Niall Walsh. If I ever go to Egypt, I'll visit the Niall and probably Walsh myself in it. Thanks, Niall. To get clean on that Egyptian water gold. What? I don't, I have literally no idea what that's supposed to mean.

Water golds? That is a sign that this podcast has been going on for too long. Has hit the rocks officially, ladies and gents, for today. Exactly. But hey, thank you niall thank you everyone that we have shouted out thank you everyone that supported us so far i hope you enjoyed this week's episode uh forget that water gold thing because i was actually really classified i wasn't supposed to tell you guys about that shit uh so forget about water gold oh rory's just

losing his marbles over here oh boy i don. I don't know why I said that. Making up words, putting words together that don't make sense. It's crazy. Crazy. Don't forget about that. Beep it, Rory. Beep that in the edit. We will be back next week

with a brand new paranormal tale. Until then, remember, folks, to live fast, die young. Investigate. No. F***.

How do I keep forgetting this? You never get it right. Live fast, water gold. I said it again. I mean, oh, f*** mean oh i mean old rory's speaking nonsense again live fast investigate water gold just end it just end it i'm not gonna do better than that