This Paranormal Life - #225 EVP - Talking to The DEAD Through a Radio
Episode Date: August 10, 2021As a doctor, Konstantin Raudive pledged to dedicate his life to saving lives. Little did he know he would spend the rest of HIS life trying to help the DEAD. As he descended down the rabbit hole of EV...P, he had no idea just how many others had also dedicated their lives to this field. On this episode we listen to real recordings of the dead made by Konstantin.TPL Summer Meetup 2021 Event Pagehttps://www.facebook.com/events/4235146743207138BUY OFFICIAL TPL MERCHwww.thisparanormallife.com/storePatreonpatreon.com/ThisParanormalLifeYouTubeyoutube.com/thisparanormallifeTwittertwitter.com/ThisParaLifeInstagraminstagram.com/thisparanormallifeSecret Society Facebook Pagewww.facebook.com/groups/thisparanormallife/Research by Amy GrisdaleIntro music: www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Left me hanging for just a millisecond there, bud.
Just keeping you on your toes.
Welcome back to This Paranormal Life!
This is the weekly comedy podcast where every Tuesday we investigate a different tale
and try and get to the bottom of whether it's truly paranormal or not.
You are, as always, joined by the most decorated paranormal researchers this side of Tibet.
My name's Kit Gurumulvana. The guy across from me is Rory Powers. How are you doing today, Rory?
I'm doing great. Thank you for the generous introduction to the podcast.
You know, for those of you who are tuning in possibly for the first time,
what do you think that we want these people to know about us?
What's the bullet points?
Aside from being jacked, handsome, and cool.
Yeah.
That's it.
That was it?
Okay.
I summed it up.
It was actually way easier than I thought to think of that.
All right.
And me? And my bullet points? Because you I summed it up. It was actually way easier than I thought to think of that. All right. And me?
And my bullet points?
Because you thought of yours really fast.
So what are...
That might take a second.
We could just do jacked, handsome, and cool to say it.
Because we're similar physique and similar bone structure and face and shit.
Well, to you.
To you.
And maybe the uninitiated listener.
So they can hear in my voice that I'm more jacked.
What do you think?
Well, I would just say jacked, handsome and cool.
Would you not?
You sound hesitant to agree with that point.
Yeah, let's roll with that.
I don't sound that convincing.
Like cool and nice.
Yeah, sure.
What do you said?
Don't blast me at the start of the podcast.
I'm being blasted now.
Just tell me what you think.
I've told you what I think, which is that you're cool and nice.
All right.
Might be a little too crass for a podcast because I know kids listen to this as well,
but big c***.
Of course that's too crass.
But if we're saying it, then fine.
Of course I have a bigger c*** than you do.
Oh, Jesus.
I get that you have
the reputation of being like the jacked guy but that's only because you've lifted more weights
if i had lifted as many weights as you had i would be more jacked so currently not as jacked as i am
and you got nothing on this dump truck of an ass either that's's quite enough. Wow, normally we don't get off-piste at the beginning
of the episode. I apologize. Let's get into today's investigation. Let me set the scene,
Rory. It was 1969 in the UK. It was the summer of love everywhere but in Colin Smythe's office,
a book publisher based in George's Cross, Buckinghamshire. This publisher had only been
in business for a few
years and was looking for the next big thing. Colin specialised in science fiction, fantasy,
and Irish literature, aka the big three. But one fateful morning, a prospective client walked into
his office with the strangest book pitch he would ever hear as long as he would live.
strangest book pitch he would ever hear as long as he would live. In came a neatly dressed middle aged man. He was nondescript and carried a heavy looking briefcase. When he spoke, it was obvious
he was from somewhere in Eastern Europe. Hi there. I'm looking for someone to help me publish a book.
Then you're in the right place. What are we talking here? What's the story?
It's that easy? I thought it was notoriously hard
to publish a book not in 1969 all right a very small percentage of the population could speak
let alone read let alone write right so basically uh they were given books away book deals yeah like
you could just be in a pub somewhere and be like yeah i was i was um
i was walking down the street the other day and i saw just a dog shitting on the curb and someone
be like hold that foot get grabs a pen and paper then what happened this is a new york times best
seller in the making yeah not like today where uh everyone and their dogs got a bloody book idea. Oh, read my book.
Oh, read my book.
F*** off.
That's really aggressive.
F*** off, mom.
F*** off, dad.
I don't want to hear historical erotic fiction,
not least from my parents.
The gentleman explained he wanted to print transcripts
of his tape recordings.
He had 72,000 of them right there in his briefcase.
Whoa!
Wow. Have you been conducting interviews?
Oh, yes. I talked to Stalin, Mussolini, and Hitler, all from beyond the grave.
Colin Smythe now felt an overwhelming urge to call for security and say,
Wilson, get up here. It happened again. But he didn't.
Instead, his curiosity was piqued.
Because the man in question here
was a Latvian doctor called Konstantin Raudiva,
an early pioneer of EVP,
electronic voice projection,
the science and art of capturing the voices
of the dead on tape.
Whoa, because this is where you you know you're
usually faced with a problem a lot of people claim that they're able to talk to the dead
um using magic using telepathy using i don't know some form of fortune telling i guess past telling
at that point but uh the problem is the evidence that you usually don't have any evidence to prove it.
But this person you're saying has thousands of tapes in his briefcase brought to the meeting. Even the most disinterested book publisher really has to at that point say,
okay, fine, let me hear it.
Yeah.
This is like if J.K. Rowling showed up to a publisher's and they were like,
she's like, I got this idea for a book um it's
gonna be about all these kids and they go to they go to magic school and they learn spells and they
ride on broomsticks and the person's like i don't know i i don't really i don't think it's that
believable i don't think people are gonna and she goes avada kadabra And takes out a wand and zaps him right in the meeting.
And then takes off on a Nimbus 2000.
How did she win from this?
How did she win from this?
Yeah.
She isn't getting a book.
She just, I seem to remember that's the murder spell.
I got a little, no, no, that's Expelliarmus, I think.
It's definitely not.
I think it's the first one.
Is it?
Oh, Jesus Christ. I've been using that spell wrong, man.
Imagine that.
Even she gets the spells mixed up.
I think Expelliarmus disarms your opponent.
I think Avada Kedavra just instantly kills them.
Oh, f*** me.
It's one of the three forbidden spells
that you go to wizard jail for the rest of your life for doing.
Because I've been teaching defense against the dark arts.
I'm like a sub at Hogwarts.
And I've been using that one a lot.
And I thought it was like a paralysis spell because they're not getting back up after I use it.
And I just figured after the bell went and I peace out to the Wendy's just outside of Hogwarts that the kids are getting up.
You're saying that's a murder spell.
Avada Kedavra.
The police are searching everywhere for you.
And they're like.
The only place we haven't looked.
Is the Wendy's outside Hogwarts.
But there's no f***ing way.
He would go to Wendy's.
After a murder spree.
You just hear from inside the Wendy's.
Give me the Baconator.
Or I'll zap your ass.
Alright it's him.
It's him.
He's in there.
I spot the cops. Oh shit. zap myself i turn into a rat i don't know what anything does didn't you learn anything from
studying all those books i sped red atronis them they're like that's not a real spell
that's not a real spell wait what's wizard prison wizard prison again? Azkaban. Azkaban.
I was like, it can't be Alcatraz.
I knew it was lazily close to Alcatraz.
Alcatraz, yeah.
Just change enough.
Gee, some bits of that universe were lazy, huh?
It is amazing that Dr. Constantine wasn't immediately kicked out.
I mean, mad enough to claim that you've spoken to the dead
and you've recorded all these conversations
and you want a book deal for it um but it's a bit worrying the three people he mentioned were um
legendary war criminals right and dictators yeah because I mean it's one thing to have this ability
but it's a little worrying that those are the first people you would go to like didn't you
I don't know go back and talk to like Plato and Aristotle or something? Yeah, Socrates, Socrates, Jesus.
Turns out that Dr. Radeva was far from the first person to do this. He'd picked up these ideas back
in 1964 when he read a book named Voices from Space, written by a fascinating Swedish man
called Fredrik Jørgensen.
To understand him, let's wind the clock back to 1957.
Oh!
Fredrik is at home,
having bought some basic recording equipment,
allowing him to record himself singing.
He's testing his recorder by recording things
and playing it back to hear them.
Testing, testing.
One, two, one, two, them. Testing, testing. One, two. One, two, three.
Testing, testing.
One, two.
One, two, three.
After trying the recorder on himself,
he went outside to record some birdsong.
But when he played it back,
he heard something unusual. usual.
Listening back to his tape, he could just make out a man's voice.
It seemed to be talking about bird biology or something.
Some scientific terms thrown in there.
Friedrich decided his equipment must have received some radio interference from a nearby radio station.
It must be a coincidence that they were just talking about birds too.
But as he listened, there was another voice layered in there too.
He strained to make it out.
Friedrich dropped the recorder in shock, ending the playback.
It was my dead mother's voice. Oh, Jesus! Friedrich wrote in his book.
Friedl was her special nickname for me.
He's recorded the weirdest podcast ever.
20 minutes of bird song and then his dead mother trying to interfere.
His dead mother does a plug for Squarespace.
Years later, the hairs on Constantine's neck would stand on end as he read those words.
Friedrich's mother had passed away
four years previously, and yet
here she was, speaking as
clear as day. Wow.
Friedrich knew the course of his life had
changed. Now that communication with
the spirit world was possible, he needed
to perfect his new techniques.
I mean, that's pretty life-changing.
Yeah.
It must be kind of a weird situation
to have something like this happen in your life,
but it's not necessarily through any gift of yours.
You know, usually we talk about people on this podcast
who have some sort of special abilities
that they were either born with
or they've grown over their lives. But he's just
kind of come across this piece of technology that can communicate with the dead. Yeah, I think that's
what's kind of interesting to me. Like, I think a lot of people in different situations would
behave differently here. I think a lot of people would smash the recorder and forget that this
ever happened. Sure. Whereas other people would try
and turn it into a billion dollar industry. I can definitely see how he would become completely
preoccupied with it and desperate to kind of chase that dragon and try and contact his dead relatives
again. This kind of reminds me of when I was growing up, I had a set of action man walkie
talkies that are very old school. You you know you had the dials at the top
twist to change the channels um and they used to pick up police radios right nearby this is back
in northern ireland yeah um so you know i just be like in the bushes just being like talking to my
brother being like call in call and come in uh i'm approaching. I'm approaching the back. And then you're like,
this is Carly
45, some saying, not in a southern
accent, of course, but you know, John
Sonson. And I'd be like, Colin?
We got about three dead bodies
piled up here. Jesus Christ,
this is a terrible scene.
Lucky there are no children to witness this
brutal, brutal murder. Because the sounds
alone would scar them for a lifetime.
Even when distorted through an action man walkie-talkie.
Suspect is escaping on foot.
It's the most horrific sounds you've ever heard.
Yeah, so you have a little bit of first-hand experience
of what it's like to use this kind of retro technology
to try and piece together what someone's saying.
It's true.
I mean, hell, they could have been ghost cops i was listening to i have no idea
they did sound weirdly old-timey and they kept talking about a heist on at the old bank vault
uh i will say though when uh faced with a similar situation as our as our protagonist in today's story,
I turned off my Action Man walkie-talkie and I put it in the attic and I didn't use it anymore.
Afraid I'd be implemented in some sort of triple homicide.
So Friedrich got to work trying to hone his methods of communicating with the dead.
His initial method was to simply leave the microphone running,
leave the room,
and listen back to it later and see who in the afterlife had popped in for a visit.
Wow.
But before long, one of these disembodied voices made a suggestion that revolutionized his whole process.
Use the radio.
Friedrich realized he could connect a microphone and radio receiver to the tape recorder
to have a real-time conversation with the spirits coming through his tapes.
Before long, he claimed to have captured the voices of famous people throughout history,
all the way from Vincent van Gogh to the masseuse of the Nazi police chief Heinrich Himmler.
Lots of Nazis getting involved.
It kind of was that era of time to be fair i guess so but i agree
there's a lot more people in the world than the nazis it's like uh the joe rogan thing when you
have a certain number of bad guests on your podcast maybe the problem is not the guests
yeah you ever heard of deplatforming if hitler himself drops in on your up 1960s uh podcast delete the tape don't don't try and sell
it to a publisher just delete the tape and wait till vincent van gogh drops in again this guy's
like what cancel culture has gone way too far i brought in hitler because i think it's actually
valuable to have opposing opinions on platforms. He's already dead.
His opinion isn't valid.
He was going to be executed for the things that he said and did.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Whatever happened to free speech, am I right?
Our next guest tonight is the devil.
All right, you've gone too far.
Shut it down.
Who would you want to guest on your podcast if you could have anyone that had died?
That's a good question, you know?
Because it seems like location isn't an issue here.
I'm assuming he's not traveling the world, going to Bethlehem to talk to Jesus, going to Germany to talk to Hitler.
Seems to be.
Presumably they're just floating around, swirling in the sky like a celestial toilet.
So is there anyone that in particular you would want?
toilet. So is there anyone that in particular you would want? I would like the man or woman that invented fire to just talk me through their daily routine. Right, right. For any particular reason
or just to deconstruct the habits of great people in history. What are they? I'm guessing they were
a cave person. What kind of berries did they eat for breakfast that morning? How much sleep do they get at night?
How do they perform at that highest level of making crazy inventions?
Okay, that's going to be a short podcast, I reckon.
It's just a cave woman going,
I'm like, fascinating.
Truly the mind of a giant.
She speaks the universal language.
What about you? Probably probably person who made the
wheel so you know same woman she had a busy morning she she set fire to some shit and rolled
it down a hill killing dozens of her friends but making history and that's all that matters uh yeah i don't know jesus christ
maybe for this jesus christ maybe for this podcast we need to get on um j alan hynek i mean we owe it
to the listeners at this point yeah that would be pretty good some of the people who are there
roswell stuff like that yeah that would be smart that would be smart. That would be smart. To be fair, we have the opportunity right now to get on people who've been in part of massive paranormal cases,
and we still don't do it. Yeah, we get emailed about it all the time. They're like, I have the
skin cells of an alien that crashed. And we're like, are you funny though? Because that's kind
of a big part of the show. Zooming forward to 1964 again, Constantine's mind boggled reading Friedrich's
book. Could it be true? And if so, could Constantine try these methods for himself? He was a man of
science after all. A decent scientific experiment can be replicated if it's legit. So he decided to
give it a go. He was surprised to find the recordings were less ambiguous than he thought they might be.
He could even make out full words and sentences.
At the end of a recording session, the experimenter says that he is tired.
A voice comes in with,
Bonne natt. French and Swedish.
Good night.
What do you think?
If you were conducting this experiment
and you were trying to start a little conversation
and you said you were tired and that came through?
You kind of teed up that clip in a weird way
because you were kind of highlighting
how remarkably crystal clear the recording was.
No one said that.
I think you did.
I think you said he was blown away
with how audible that this was.
It sounded like someone was firing a civil war musket.
What would you do in this situation?
You're going to tell me that that's nothing?
That in a silent-ass room, that that's nothing?
It's not nothing.
No, I've had quite enough of this attitude.
Because you've been smirking throughout the recording
and giving away, letting on that you're not that invested in this case.
And I'm sick of it.
I am invested.
I just, you played the clip and I...
I played you gold.
I thought it was going to be a little easier to interpret what they were saying.
Okay, I might have slightly overreacted.
That's fair.
It's dog shit recording standards.
But being honest, do you think what they've said, that it's a bon act or something?
Do you think that checks out?
It's close.
I can hear it for sure in the
recording. I'll take that. I'll take that and run with it. In between cannonball fires.
Back in the publishing office, Colin Smythe was deeply impressed by Constantine's spooky
soundscapes and was ready to snatch his hand off. But he needed the approval of his boss,
the chairman of the publishing house, Sir Robert Mayer. Luckily, he'd been dead for 60 years, so that meeting was easy to arrange.
Luckily, Constantine was able to play him a tape of Sir Robert saying,
Yup.
He plays the tape.
This is Sir Robert. I authorize the publishing 20 book deal.
He didn't sound like that when he was alive.
Yes, I did. Give him a book deal. A big one,
too. Millions of dollars. He sounded absolutely nothing like that. In order to convince the chief,
Constantine invited him to a series of electronic seances, and on one occasion, Sir Robert gave in
and attended with his wife. As luck would have it, the night Sir Mayor showed up, so did the
spirit of somebody his wife, Lady Mayor, had known in real life. As the group eagerly listened back
to the tape, a familiar voice drifted out of the speaker. She was gobsmacked. I don't believe it!
That's Arthur! Arthur Schnabel! You know, the pianist, my dear friend. I never thought I'd hear his voice again.
Jackpot.
So he needed to win these people over and convince them to do the book deal.
And when he showed up to try and show that his technology worked,
the ghost of their old pianist started chatting away to them.
Pretty cool.
You couldn't have asked for a better outcome.
Or the pianist still being alive to this day would be pretty good but not bad as far as the pianist concerned this is a
failure but he's like if you like that you're gonna love hitler no no no he's actually a pretty
chatty guy trusting his wife sir robert mayer gave the book the green light and it went to press in 1971 with the title Breakthrough.
It included a vinyl record of the original recordings.
That's smart because I was going to say I don't necessarily know how a book is maybe the best medium to get this information out into the world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even if it was back in the day and you're a bit limited you know you can't maybe make a documentary film that easily
but the vinyl yeah that's a good idea
vinyl but combo solid combo
oh cool so we can listen to the vinyl
to help the air
adapt itself to the tea and softness
of the voice entity's speech
each utterance is
repeated several times
I think his balls dropped just
halfway through that recording.
The voices here selected are grouped
according to the person's address
and their respective answers
followed by a
translation and explanation.
He keeps going into slow-mo.
The vinyls are a little
warped. Okay.
I do really like that aesthetic, though, of a paranormal podcast
being like really f***ed up and you can't really tell if it's your ears.
Oh, it's great.
I love it.
So it started off with a little disclaimer,
but then it got into their celebrity recordings.
Full disclosure, the first celebrity, I have absolutely no idea who that was,
nor does Google.
So that one's a bit lost to history. But then we get into a couple more well-known names the first voice is that of
margareta petrowski who had told the experimenter during her lifetime that she did not believe in
an existence after death after her passing the experimenter asked her how she felt in the beyond and a voice
identified as coming from Margarete answered, Bedenke, ich bin.
German, imagine, I am.
Again we hear Margarita Petrowski's voice,
this time calling her former employer, Dr. Zenta Maurina.
Zenta! Zenta!
now the experimenter asks if margareta can hear him and the voice replies costa yeah i'm sorry you're laughing the sentences are getting shorter and shorter every time
pretty much one word at this point
I think that second one was like a
fax machine
the second one
Margarita went
full f***ing bumblebee from Transformers
and started using
just like popular music
to speak
German? and started using just like popular music to speak.
German?
Kostja, yes.
The voice then calls the experimenter's family name,
Raudive.
But Schoten said to Raudiv.
That's a gunshot. That's a gunshot from beyond the grave there's no correlation between what she's teeing up and the audio that's playing she's like then she said how do you do
no she didn't but she shortened it to blue i do love the idea of trying to interpret
what they're saying and explaining it as like oh they shortened it yeah she said how do you do
and shortened it to it's like why would they shorten it that's not how that works
you don't if you shorten hello you don't don't go, it's a little tricky.
A little tricky.
That's fair.
But I'm not, I'm not tarring them all with the same brush.
The first one I think was maybe the best.
Yeah, then we should have kept that one to the end.
And now we hear in Latvian and German,
Koste, two tick nah.
Now the experimenter calls the Russian poet
Vladimir Mayakovsky
and the voice answers,
Come on. Mayakovsky. The experimenter tells the poet how difficult it is to convince
people of the reality of the voice phenomenon. And in reply comes a statement which is typical for Mayakovsky's personality.
Konstantin, pluy!
In Russian, Konstantin, spit on it! Now a voice, which may be Winston Churchill's, says,
Mark you make believe, my dear, yes.
Followed by Winston Churchill.
Churchill himself came on this ancient podcast.
What do you think of those?
You know, there's some that are a little clearer than others.
Thank you for sticking with us, podcast listeners.
I can't imagine any of that was very pleasurable to listen to through headphones.
I will say, I think you almost have the worst listening experience because I'm playing this to you in a room with speakers.
Sure.
Sounded a lot better to me on my headphones earlier. So hopefully it sounds a tiny bit
more interesting to our listeners because they will hopefully also be listening on headphones,
but there's not a lot in it. It does sound pretty much like what you heard.
Is there any reason for them to believe that? Why do they, how do they know who's saying these
things? Because it seems like
there was just an english line and they were like churchill and there was a german line and they were
like hitler it's a good like it's not just any english man in the history of the world it's a
good question i did wonder this i believe their method is they call out to the room or to the
radio or whatever you know churchill are you out there i want to talk
to you about the war i see etc etc and then if then they hear through the radio the words churchill
that's kind of a cool little coincidence at the very least that's very true yeah and he kind of
said something that sounded like that in the last clip yeah he says something something my dear which
is pretty churchilly he said my dear yes my dear yes yeah it got a little bit
scrambled what is the uh maybe i maybe i missed this but what is up with this piece of equipment
what's unique about it that they think that they're capturing the sounds of the dead pretty
much nothing if you think about it this is really more a story of recording technology that we take completely for granted today.
It was brand new to them at the time.
Right.
So they were very excited about its possibilities for using microphones to pick up sounds that the human ear can't hear.
If you think about it, it's a pretty phenomenal technology.
Yeah.
To hear things that maybe we can't hear and make them listenable. It's a bit like the way
we can record, let's say, sounds underneath the ocean and then speed them up so that we can hear
whales singing and things like that. Yeah. Or plants. I'm pretty sure plants make noises.
Yeah. And they manipulate the audio to make it listenable. So people at the time got very
excited and wanted to see what they could do with investigating the paranormal. But their technology for recording, these are just normal
tape recorders. Wow. It seems like they're just whacking up the gain. Yeah. Like really
wamping it up so they can pick up on all these little imperceptible lines. Yeah. For anyone who
doesn't maybe have a basic knowledge of how these recorders work,
whenever you're recording audio, you're fighting gain.
There's just all recording technology, especially back then, it was very noisy. And the more you raise the volume to try and hear quieter and quieter things,
you crank up that noise.
And that's why these, as you say, it gets to to the point it sounds like a gunshot yeah some of
those sound like they died mid-war and that war has continued in the afterlife and yet that's
actually the sound of a silent room which is nuts absolutely nuts i will say although some of those
clips were pretty convincing they all also sounded like something that could have come out of my Action Man walkie-talkie.
It's true.
I mean, that's a good point in itself.
Maybe to the uninitiated person
living in the 50s or 60s,
this sounded kind of cool and new.
But to you, even a child born in the 90s
has grown up owning recorders and walkie-talkies
and things like that,
so we're kind of used to these songs.
Oh, yeah.
Now, clearly these recordings split opinion pretty strongly.
Some people hear the voices and are immediately convinced,
and others are skeptical.
Some have even changed their minds over time.
Giles Brandreth, off of Dictionary Corner,
the TV show, he was convinced at the time these
recordings became public that that was the true voice of Winston Churchill. But he's still alive
today and these days he says he's not so sure anymore. Frustratingly, I couldn't find audio
of Hitler, Nietzsche or Jesus of Nazareth, all of which Constantine claimed to have captured.
But reading about those recordings,
many people were skeptical
because apparently Jesus spoke Latvian.
Oh, okay.
Which is pretty convenient.
Well, he probably could.
Because Constantine is Latvian.
I mean, what do you think?
Could ghosts speak any language?
I mean, taking even Jesus aside,
could ghosts speak any language?
Or are they stuck with the language they spoke while alive?
Ah, wow. That's a really good point, you know, because, you know, in some of our stories, even ghosts even appear in the clothes they died in.
You know, they're locked into their outfits.
So I guess it would make sense for them to also be locked into the amount of
knowledge they had at the time that they died yeah it seems as if if you shit yourself and then die
you're stuck wearing those shitty boxers uh for the rest of eternity you're wiping till the end
of the earth so it seems like uh yeah it might be a stretch to say that you can just transcend all human knowledge.
And we have some ghosts, you know, that will, I don't know, lose their family in a fire.
And then the stories will be like, and you can still see the father walking, looking for his kids.
He doesn't even know he's dead.
So it'd be a little weird.
But if it's like, but he can also speak latvia now he's actually pretty
multicultural after he died i mean that's true they've been i mean jesus has been dead for over
2 000 years so maybe he's had some time to learn all the languages yeah i mean he could do a lot
of shit i'd be pretty blown away if he couldn't speak japanese you know he's out there walking
on water and he's like multiplying fish and bread and stuff.
You're telling me he never just said konnichiwa when he walked in a room?
When he went to the temple?
He never said ohayou gozaimasu?
If he's trying to, you know, do the Lord's work, he probably would focus on Japan.
There's not a lot of Christians there.
This may be blasphemous, but I'm going to go on record and say I think Jesus was a weeb.
I think he watched anime.
Christ.
I think he did.
I think he has maybe a Naruto headband.
That's enough.
That's quite enough.
That's senpai you're talking about.
That's my goddamn senpai.
How dare you, you baka.
The father, the senpai, and the Holy Spirit.
This whole project of Konstantin's got the world talking.
But EVP, electronic voice projection, was much bigger than just his work.
Sure, he popularized the idea and published the first English language book on the phenomenon.
But he's just the tip of the iceberg.
Even Friedrich Jürgensen was far from
the first person to bring this to the public's attention. The rabbit hole goes much deeper than
that. The Thomas Edison, born in 1847, was vocal about his belief that future recording devices
would help us contact people on the other side. Very cool, very cool. He said,
if we can evolve an instrument so delicate as to be
affected or moved or manipulated by our personality as it survives in the next life, such an instrument
when made available ought to record something. I like this idea. You know, it's like as we evolve
as a species and we learn more about the universe and how it works, the technology adapts as well.
Probably in the olden days, people had microphones pointed up at space trying to listen out to the sounds of the universe.
But as we know, am I correct in saying sound doesn't travel through a vacuum?
Right.
So the signals that you'd be receiving from space wouldn't be audible.
They come in different forms.
receiving from space wouldn't be audible. They come in different forms. Maybe we just haven't found the form that will enable us to communicate with the afterlife. You know, it's some sort of
spiritual wave. We don't have the technology for yet. That's why we've got to start getting weirder
with, with our technology. Just start combining shit together and see if it works. We're going to
start putting rats in microwaves and seeing what happens.
Yeah, duct tape a dildo to a skateboard.
What does that have to do with science?
You don't know what'll happen if you combine these things.
I skate down a hill, turn on the dildo.
Varney, it's Hitler.
Oh, it works.
I was a bad guy, so I got reincarnated as a dildo.
Finally, Samphan has cracked the code to communicate with the dead.
You had the technology!
A ghost army applauds me as I bomb it down a hill on my dildo skateboard.
You set fire to the board?
No, Rory!
No one must know.
There are suggestions that Edison himself worked on a contraption to make this dream a reality.
But if it's true, he kept the design to himself as no plans have been uncovered.
Supposedly Italian inventor Guilherme Marconi and Nikola Tesla
were also interested in using technology to talk to the dead.
No surprise there.
But interestingly, some of the earliest examples of EVP
come from Scandinavian military pilots.
In the years leading up to World War II,
there were countless reports of unidentified voices
crackling over the radio receivers.
Around the same time, in the 1930s,
there was a psychic show at Wigmore Hall in London.
600 people in the audience watched as the medium on stage
wired a microphone into a speaker and stepped away. Over the course of the evening, somewhere
between 40 and 50 different voices boomed through the auditorium, even though nobody was anywhere
near the mic at any point. Whoa, paranormal stand-up! What's the deal with food at funerals,
normal stand-up. What's the deal with food at funerals, am I right? Boo! F*** you! Boo's what we say! F*** you! Even two members of the technical crew for the show couldn't fathom what was
happening. Both of them became spiritualists after witnessing this event, and even went on to have
signed statements published in Psychic News stating that the phenomenon they saw appeared to be completely genuine. Wow. One fascinating thing about this moment in history is how these amateur
researchers tried to harness the new technology of electricity into making machines to investigate
the paranormal. You end up with stuff a lot like in the movie The Prestige. Of course. For example,
10 years before Friedrich Jürgensen did his first experiments with EVP,
a Dutch spiritualist named Ainsvan designed a device which, quote,
produced a field of energy capable of stimulating the psychic senses into activity.
I'm pretty much picturing an electric chair at this point.
Problem is, we have no idea what that means today.
Was it a machine that made people psychic
or heightened their pre-existing psychic abilities?
Yeah, this was probably around the time where,
you know, electricity and technology were booming, really.
And people didn't really know the limits to the possibilities.
It was like f***ing Bitcoin today.
Everyone's trying to get into electricity.
Someone invented the blockchain
and now people are trying to f***ing apply the blockchain
to ordering coffee or something.
It doesn't all work together.
It doesn't have an application everywhere.
He called it the super ray
and one of its functions was to communicate with the spirit world.
Sadly, the Super Ray never really caught on,
and we have next to no information about what it did or how it worked.
Damn, that would have been a good episode on the Super Ray.
But thankfully, it was just one of this guy's many inventions.
So Rory, we'll do a quick round of Paranormal Dragon's Den.
That's Paranormal Shark Tank for our American listeners.
I'm going to pitch you two old-timey paranormal machines,
and you have to decide which one you would pass on
and which one you would invest in.
I like this. I like this a lot.
Are they both to do with communicating with the dead,
or is this...
Absolutely.
Okay, okay.
I mean, if I can think of something on the fly
that's not to do with that, but also paranormal.
You throw it in the mix.
I'll just pitch it right here and now.
Dildo skateboard.
I'm in.
What do you need?
How much money?
As an investor, I have the assets ready and waiting.
What are you looking for in terms of investment?
Honestly, just the skateboard.
My company can provide the rest.
And this piece of equipment will help
me communicate with the dead? Huh?
No.
It's just a rad time.
Just a more
extreme and sexy
version of the sport we've all come to
know and love. Gay sex.
That's quite enough.
That's quite enough.'s quite enough introducing the dick flip like trick all your kids are talking about broken every rule of shark tank i've seen worse products
on instagram advertised than the skateboard dildo that's true yeah the bar is low some might be
something there coming to the tpl merch shop. At the very least, a vibrating skateboard.
Or just a skateboard shaped like a dick.
All right, I digress.
Yeah, we're getting distracted here.
First up on Shark Tank.
Hi, Rory.
My name's Greg, and I'm coming to you today with the Vandermoolian Spirit Indicator.
Strong name.
What we have here is two glass prisms that are set
face to face on a wooden board
connected by a very
delicate wire triangle
connected to a battery.
Now the spirits can affect
this little wire triangle
by moving it back and forth.
If it touches the wire,
it completes the circuit and rings
a bell. When the bell sounds, our paranormal investigators run to the nearest Ouija board and receive the message.
Okay, okay.
I am looking for 500 bucks to get the wire, and I'm offering a 20% stake in the company.
All right, interesting.
Of course, this is olden days so 500 is presumably thousands
millions and millions of dollars okay uh do i do i have to decide now or can i hear uh
pitch number two that's a great point i will also let kyle speak okay he goes behind a sheet and
comes back here the mustache hi my name is kyle and i'm coming at you today, Rory, with the diamondistograph.
I think I said that wrong.
The dynamistograph.
I had a couple of buds to take the edge off this pitch a minute ago,
and now I'm coming to regret it because the words on the page are getting squiggly.
This device consists of a cylinder into which the ghost goes in. There's a table
isolated by a sheet of glass
and charged with an electric current
on a pair of scales for some reason.
And then
on top, there's a bit
of writing apparatus
so that the spirit can
write words using Morse code.
Okay.
The device is enclosed in a room
and investigators watch the action of the device
through a small glass window.
You can watch the spiritual intelligences
enter the device
and use the letter dial at the top of the machine
to spell out messages.
Hmm.
Okay.
I am looking for a ride home.
A ride?
In exchange for 95% of the Dynamistograph company.
Dynamistograph is a great name.
Fantastic name.
It's a tough choice.
It's a tough choice.
But I think I'm going to have to go with pitch number two, the Dynamistograph.
Well, yeah, brother.
with pitch number two, the dynamistograph.
Well, yeah, brother.
Now that you're on board and you can't turn back and you have to give me the ride home to Tucson,
I will say the dynamistograph doesn't work when the weather is bad.
Okay.
You see...
I thought we were inside a room.
You mentioned that we were like, you did it all indoors.
I think the ghost is in a glass jar.
It turns out that this thing is extremely sensitive like you did it all indoors. I think the ghost is in a glass jar.
It turns out that this thing is extremely sensitive and natural tremors are happening
around the earth at all times.
But if the conditions are right
and there's not too much interference,
this thing can work.
And we have had a couple of compelling communications
from members of even my own family through this device.
I'm in.
You know, we could work with the Tremors through some sort of suspended platform.
We can make it work.
There you have it, folks.
The Dynamistograph, Rory's new investment.
Hopefully it has better ROI than Scamcoin, which is a recent investment.
I liked the first one, but it was a was a there was kind of a lot going on it was like spirits would move a wire to ring a bell to
direct someone to the nearest ouija board you know it was already like three things going on
uh yeah as researcher amy pointed out they kind of just invented a bell yeah you could have just
said the ghost could just ring a bell and then we'll listen to them
or or do like a yes and no thing yeah like is there an afterlife ring the bell if there's an
afterlife ding ding you don't have to direct them to a bell that goes through a wire to a scrabble
board a paranormal scrabble board that spells out the password to an iphone you don't need to do it
it's too many steps whereas we like the dynamistograph.
It essentially says to spirits,
we're giving you the lowest barrier to entry here.
You just got to f***ing do Morse code.
It's very simple.
Yeah.
On, off, on, off, on, on, off, et cetera, et cetera.
Easy. Great. Love it.
This all kind of reminds me
when we tried some of those ghost hunting apps on iPhone. Oh, yeah about that wow that's some real old school tpl that was back when we were
in your first apartment in london yeah was that yeah jesus christ that's like 2017 2018 stuff
um it's an old that's a real old one i seem to remember there were ghosts everywhere yeah
coincidentally there was always one.
Which, I mean, is a possibility.
I remember we didn't pay for any of them either.
So there was a lot of ads popping up.
The ghosts were pitching f***ing Manscaped pretty hard.
I have just one more cool example of contacting the dead using technology.
Back in 1952, a couple of Catholic
priests were trying to record themselves at the University of Milan. Don't know why, maybe it was
a mixtape. Absolutely no idea. They were struggling to make this device work, and one of the priests
cried out to his deceased father for help in frustration. And playing the tape back just
seconds after this utterance, they were stunned to hear an elderly man speaking.
The priest was convinced it was his father.
It caused such a stir that the news made all its way up the chain to Pope Pius VII.
Who's his dad, Mufasa?
He said the voice in the tape was an undeniable fact.
The Pope did?
Quote,
The recorder is totally objective.
It receives and records only sound waves from wherever they come.
This experiment may perhaps become the cornerstone for the building of scientific studies,
which will strengthen people's face in a hereafter.
Which I thought was actually a pretty sensible reaction to it.
The guy's just going, Look, the recorders don't lie, really.
He wasn't like, look, this is proof of f***ing heaven or hell.
Yeah.
And he's like, cool.
Yeah.
If this helps people believe in the afterlife, I'm all for it.
Yeah.
We're all on the same kind of team.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the approach that i wish more governments around the world had have
taken from the start which they're kind of taking now which is like yeah we we didn't know what that
was you know we're not saying it's an alien but yeah we don't know yeah instead of trying to just
cover it up and black tape and everything uh i appreciate the honesty and the the optimism that
this could be something otherworldly so rory we've beaten around the bush a lot here.
We've gone through countless examples throughout history of trying to record people in the
afterlife and listen back.
But I'm not going to sit here and try and claim that these recordings are perfect and
that the evidence is absolutely bulletproof.
We have a pretty murky picture here to try and decide
whether this is true or false. What are your kind of instincts on what you've heard?
First off, I love this. Congratulations. What a fantastic case. It's so interesting.
This whole world of people using technology to try and contact the dead, because it was
inevitable, wasn't it? I mean, if you think back to early humans, medieval times, whenever the olden days, you know, people were always
trying to contact the dead, but the way that they were doing it back then was through rituals,
through spells, through magic, or however they thought they could do it. Then, you know, as it
moved up, people were a little more developed. People brought in Ouija boards and other ways of trying to contact the dead. It only makes sense
that when technology becomes a bigger part of our lives, people are going to use that in every
aspect of their life, including trying to talk to the dead. That's right. So, I mean, it's crazy to
think that, who knows, in five years from now, 10 years from now,
people are putting on VR headsets and walking around in graveyards trying to locate the dead.
Yeah.
It's a bit like that movie Paranormal Activity, didn't they hint on that?
The Xbox room detector was able to see the ghost that you couldn't see with the naked eye.
You never know what's going to be that next piece of technology.
As we said before, the dildo skateboard.
No one's ever tried it.
We just don't know yet.
Yeah, which is amazing because dildos and skateboards have been around for decades.
But, you know, we were too busy with other shit to really put two and two together.
I was, this reminds me of when I was a kid, a very young kid, I should say.
was this reminds me of uh when i was a kid a very young kid i should say i was like i wonder if humans can fly but no one's ever done the thing that enables you to fly what do you mean you know
maybe it's a it's a pretty easy thing to do but just no one's ever done it maybe you have to like
you know and then like twist a weird way and you then you've activated flight but just no one's ever
done the thing yeah exactly up up down down left right b a select start you know we never done the
thing and maybe you know this this ability to talk to ghosts or the deceased has always been there
but we just haven't been doing the right thing yet.
You know, it's all possible. I often think that, you know, listening to that Wim Hof guy,
you know that guy? No. The Dutch guy, absolute legend, holds like dozens of world records and stuff. I've talked about in the podcast before. He has like ascended f***ing Mount Everest in his
pants. That guy. But what he's claiming isn't that he is special. He's
claiming that as a species, we've lost touch with our innate ability to breathe and to survive in
extreme circumstances. That if we need to climb a mountain, we can just go beast mode and breathe
and survive in Arctic temperatures. Right. And that's an amazing thing to think that if that's possible,
if one guy in 7 billion people
can just work that out and do it,
what else are we capable of?
Yeah.
You know, it's like you see those monks
who have completely perfected
their physical capabilities
and they can like flick a pin
through a car windshield or something insane.
Yeah.
Whenever they like scan their brains using an MRI scanner,
they're clinically dead because they're so chilled out.
Masters of meditation.
I mean, when I was a kid, I also thought that if you really tried hard enough and believed,
you could become a super saiyan.
I think we've talked about that on the podcast before.
And hell, maybe you can. But we just haven't found the person to be able to tap into that mentality.
Let's focus in on these recordings. Let's even focus in on Constantine's recordings.
Are they truly paranormal?
The two problems that I have with Constantine's case in particular is one, there's no real scientific reason as to why his
recorder in particular was detecting these signals. You know, you talked about those products
a little bit later on that I was pitched on the shark tank. They're designed to talk to the dead.
They're designed to communicate with the dead. His recorder just happened to pick
up the voices of people who had passed on, which seems a little coincidental and doesn't even give
it a lot of scientific merit. And then the other disappointing part of it is the actual clips
themselves. Maybe not as hefty as I was hoping that they would be. We've had recordings on this
podcast before where people who are possessed have been
speaking and it's the sound of a demon talking the demon doesn't shut up the demon goes on for
quite a while so it's a little frustrating when all we're getting from these people is
yeah saying that that was yes in another language and not only that let's be real if they didn't
have an assistant teeing up
what the person was about to say, you wouldn't have had a damn clue what they were saying.
No. Some of the time she would say what they're about to say and I couldn't even hear it
in the clip. So I think we're going to have to chalk Constantine's experiments into EVP
up to a double no. But hey, this might not be the last time we touch on this subject.
Very interesting.
And as we have talked about,
there's a lot of different people
trying a lot of different things.
You're damn right.
It's something we could actually
give a go sometime.
That could be interesting.
But hell yeah.
That was a really fun one to investigate.
And thank you so much to Amy
for doing some fantastic research on that.
Cammie Toman, of course, for editing spectacularly as always.
It's an exciting time to be a listener of TPL because we do have a number of cool things happening in the pipeline pretty damn imminently.
I think the thing we're most conscious of is the fact that it's not been, thanks to this f***ing pandemic, a couple of years since we've seen you guys in the flesh
and been able to have live shows and meetups.
Yeah.
Because it's such an amazing part of doing what we do.
And I know that when we have done them,
the community getting to meet each other, it's just a beautiful thing.
So rest assured, we are putting plans in place to try and do that
as soon as it is possible, as soon as it is safely possible to do live shows as close to where you guys are listening as possible. In the meantime,
we wanted to do something special and last minute for those of you who are a lot closer to where we
are before summer's over. That's why we're excited to announce today that on Saturday, the 21st of
August, we're going to be having a little meetup here in London.
We're going to be calling it the paranormal picnic. We're going to be having it in Hyde Park
around 4 p.m. So if you live in London or around London and you listen to the show,
you want to, you know, come together, meet some fans of the show, hang out with us in a nice,
open public place. Come along.
It's going to be great fun.
We'll be providing some food and drinks,
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We have an event page for the day
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yeah, this was just something that we wanted to do in the meantime as a, as a way to do something,
uh, in person and meet, meet a few of you. So hell yeah. At the time that you're hearing this,
it's a week and a half away. So that's, Whoa, is that, Oh my God. Crazy to think god crazy to think yeah really looking forward
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