This Paranormal Life - #319 Has the INVASION of Earth Already Begun?

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

This week Rory and Kit unpack all the latest most hard-hitting UFO evidence! Find links below to all the videos discussed in this episode.1 - The Orb2 - The Pentagon 'Tic Tac' UFO3 - Congressional Hearing on UFOs4 - Jorge Arteaga UFO Sighting5 - Jorge Arteaga UFO Reddit BreakdownGo to drinkAG1.com/PARANORMAL to get 5 free travel packs and a year's supply of vitamin DFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunitySupport us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeIntro music by www.purple-planet.comResearch by Amy GrisdaleEdited by Philip Shacklady Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who copied who? Crocodiles or alligators? Does the sky change color at night or do my eyes change? Answers to these questions and more on this episode of This Paranormal Life! Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt today's episode for an emergency broadcast. Do not adjust your set. The information you are about to receive may well save your life. We had a normal episode of This Paranormal Life ready to release this week, but shortly before posting, we received information that indicates Earth may be under threat of imminent invasion by one or more alien races. At this time, we are recommending people stay in their homes

and to ration their supplies of both water and beans. Not for eating or survival, but so you can appease our new alien gods with a humble offering of beans. So barricade your homes, switch off all the lights, but most importantly, put your feet up, relax, and enjoy this This Paranormal Life special report into whatever the f*** is going on out there. Oh my god. This is, of course, also the weekly comedy podcast where every Tuesday, me and Rory Powers get to the bottom of a different paranormal case. How are you doing today, Rory? I'm doing great, Kit. I didn't know that we were breaking out the emergency broadcast system for today's podcast. A system which is not used lightly on this podcast.

for today's podcast. A system which is not used lightly on this podcast. Let me tell you, I believe the last time we used it was back in 2018 when a slinky fell off my shelf in the middle of the night and I was so terrified. I slept that entire evening with the lights on and I requested we do an emergency broadcast to get to the bottom of it the next morning. But it seems like this is even more terrifying and important than that incident. And yes, I set it off in 2019 when I ran out of Coco Pops and you reprimanded me for that. But this is the first time we're using it properly. Rory, you didn't know we were doing it. No one knew we were doing it. Almost not even me. Wow. That's because every week on this Paranormal Life, we get into all the most hard

hitting paranormal cases from around the world so it says a lot when we have to do a breaking news special bulletin about something as life-threatening as whatever is going on uh today but whereas normally we're going back in time sometimes many, sometimes hundreds of years. Sometimes into the future. To figure out whether a ghost apparition was really paranormal or not, or whether a cryptid sighting really happened. Today, we are staying firmly in the present day, because, as I say, some evidence has come across our desk of apparently imminent paranormal threat. I am so into this.

We're not diving into the past today. We're not diving into the future. We're living in the now. You want evidence, folks? Open the f***ing window and look outside. And don't turn on the TV. Don't go see what the news has to say, because that's propaganda. Open your window and listen to the birds.

Listen to the animals. Listen to the animals. Listen to, I think this is a Pocahontas song. Listen to the colors of the wind or something. Open your third eye and look at what the hell's going on. If you haven't been living under a rock, you've probably been seeing mysterious headlines surfacing throughout 2023 and earlier. The Pentagon releases new UFO files. Chinese spy balloons shot down over Alaska.

Increases in UAP activity spotted by the U.S. Air Force. What's a UAP? Unidentified. I do know that. Alien. Unidentified alien penis. I'm just thinking. No, it's not.

And don't make light of it, because it's actually incredibly serious. Phenomenon. Unidentified aerial phenomenon. Gotta be that, surely. Uh, unexplained anomalous phenomenon. Oh, wow. I was way off. Rory, they're not aerial anymore.

They're here. They've landed. But they're still in the skies, right? No. Unexplained anomalous phenomena. One more time. Unexplained anomalous phenomena. These little mermaids aren't aerial anymore, if you catch my drift.

They're Sebastian. They're under the sea. UFO. Don't get me started on the sea, brother. We might be able to fit that into today's episode. UFO doesn't cover it. They're not flying. They landed. Recently, the

UFO related activity and evidence has reached a fever pitch that means we, as paranormal investigators, have to get to the bottom of this. And answer today. Has the bottom of this and answer today, has the invasion of Earth already begun? And we're going to get right into this story, after some words from today's sponsors. Rory, are you ready to hear about our first piece of recent UFO evidence?

I'm very excited, Kit, to dive in today. As promised, our first piece of evidence is unbelievably recent. In 2022 in Iraq a US military operated UAV drone was hovering high above a market. One of presumably many and many such objects in the region left over from the Iraq war. Being a drone of course its pilot was in probability, hundreds or thousands of miles away in a military base. Sure. The young operator was monitoring a street near this market, looking for activity, and if he had blinked, he may well have missed it. But a strange sight had caught his eye. It looked like a metal orb barreling through the sky to the north.

As it left the frame, he thought he must have been imagining things, but he whipped the UAV around and started chasing this silver object, managing to focus on it for a few seconds. But try as he might to keep up, the flying sphere left him in the dust. He'd just seen something he had no explanation for, and he wasn't sure he even wanted to know. I start our story here because if this was the 80s or the 90s or earlier, we wouldn't even know about this. There would be a bullet in the back of that operator's head

and his family would be told he choked on a peanut on his lunch break. Sure. But for reasons that we're probably going to get into soon or later, not only do we know about it, but we have that video. This is one of the key pieces of evidence we're looking at today, and each one will be linked in the description of this podcast episode so you can watch along at home. I have almost immediately now just realized how not fun this podcast is going to be.

I think as soon as you said the words US military and Iraq, I completely shifted gears and realized what this is going to be today. I was like, what kind of wacky adventures are we going to talk about today? And you're like, I have the classified files here

that were filmed in the 1914 invasion of... It's like, oh my Jesus Christ Oh, yeah, if you're here for banter leave now. We are here. We can still keep it fun, man We can keep it light we can I would love to keep it fun But we have so much hard-hitting evidence this orb that they're talking about was it like Making a weird noise or something it was radioactive and it made several people very sick It vaporized a child. It vaporized a child on CCTV.

We're just pretty f***ed up. It kind of seemed to leave its flight path. It kind of picked out this kid. I think he was pretty annoying looking. So we think that might've been part of it. This is the general giving a report to his seniors. I mean, the little kid was wearing like jelly sandals or something. It was like, it was a little dork.

We think that might've been why. The f*** are jelly sandals? You've never seen jelly sandals? Like Crocs? We don't have time for this! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But jelly sandals are, I actually, now you bring it up,

I actually saw a grown man wearing jelly sandals. Sandals, I guess they're back in because I saw a grown man wearing jelly sandals the other day and it kind of took me by surprise. Why does that sound like something aliens would wear on another planet?

We're going to get... Can I interest you in a pair of jelly sandals? You do know what they are because I'm about to show you. Exhibit A. Oh, that's not what I was thinking of all. Jeez Louise. They do look alien to be fair. Do you not remember these really? No.

This was a big feature of our childhood, which is the 90s and 2000s. I mean, I know it seems strange, but remember how everything in the early 2000s was see-through? Oh, yeah. Game boys. So sick. Headphones. Also, sandals. Wow.

There you go. But, Roy, I'm keeping my eye on you because I feel like you're trying to slow down the galloping runaway train pace of the evidence on this podcast by throwing in little asides. Just trying to, this is kind of how the podcast works. We just chat about some random stuff. Not today, it isn't. We go on tangents. I guess a regular episode is, but this is an emergency broadcast.

Okay, well, all right. Yeah, we'll try and keep things pretty on track then. You say you have a video of an orb? Rory, it's time to look at our first key piece of ufo evidence from 2022 okay okay so there's no sound to this video it seems like and it's almost yeah it's footage from a drone traveling kind of bird's eye view downward is that it so that's it that's it this is how fast this thing was traveling was i think this thing is 17 seconds long or something like that yeah before it escaped him so uh we're

basically looking at the street near this market like i described um and then if you blink or you'll miss it at the very beginning of the video it passes through the frame he obviously goes what the was that and then takes off in pursuit of it this thing is going hundreds of miles an hour it's going so fast it looks like a glitch it's so weird it is it is literally a bowling ball a silver bowling ball traveling at hundreds of miles an hour through iraq It's so comically circular. Like, we're not, this is not like a Death Star with loads of little features on it, loads of little devices. It is a perfectly, perfectly shiny, perfectly round orb. That is crazy.

I'm retiring after I see that. Because if I'm in the military, I know we ain't ready for that I know we're not you know we are to that thing 10 pins it's coming to knock us down yeah all right well I think we're speechless uh after our first piece of evidence about eight minutes into the podcast um what the f**k are we looking at I don't know man I don't know how this is supposed to go today what am i supposed to say to this after 300 episodes normally uh our evidence is so laughable for once we're just shown something that is so irrefutable and it's come from such a valid and serious source we just have nothing to say yeah there really is really not much to say after seeing this video file. It is what it is. A perfect orb flying across the Middle East. I suppose what we can say is the elephant in the room.

Is this from Earth or is this from somewhere else? Because the f***ed up thing is there's crazy governmental military technology out there. The problem is that's how we have this video is the most high-tech shit we have took that video right yeah and they're like what the hell is that so the greatest military the world has ever known the u.s military they are flying their high-tech drones around the desert and they are seeing things that they have no idea how it moves no idea how it operates what it's doing yeah there is no understandable means of propulsion inside this thing can you imagine the u.s military at one point were like we have now created a version of night vision that is so intense it can actually peer beyond the realms of human sight this is the pinnacle of technology in the universe and they turn it on

point it to the sky and there's a robot dragon hovering above them and they're like what is that thing we thought we were on the cutting edge yeah i don't want to get to the heart of this story too early, but I mean, this is the crux of it. Have these things always been here? Or is it not a coincidence that within the decade that these kind of military drones are looking at random streets in Iraq from satellite f***ing cameras, that's when we first start seeing these things.

Yeah. Because no one was looking for it before. We wouldn't have been able to keep track of it. It's kind of embarrassing if the highest form of your technology is only capable of just detecting the lowest form of the next civilization society. That's like making a telescope so powerful

we can see a different telescope far away that's been built for a thousand years exactly shit you guys were you guys are looking at us the whole time we literally just figured out how to look back at you this is this sucks i mean that is uh sometimes that turns up in sci-fi movies doesn't it this idea of um maybe we're alone here in our in our solar system and our galaxy because not that they haven't gone looking for us, but because we have, as far as they're concerned, exhibited no forms of intelligence or life. They've looked at Earth on the telescope and they've gone,

well, it does look pretty habitable. But if there is life, they haven't even constructed the most rudimentary of star energy harvesting devices. And no lunar military bases. And really, you can do those within a quick hundred billion years of your civilization's existence. So clearly there's nothing there. There is this worry that if we send off some kind of, you know, I think they sent off a CD with Will.i.am music on it into space. Unfortunately, that's not a joke.

There is a worry that by sending those things into the galaxy, that we are just basically antelope screaming to let the lions know where we are in the Serengeti. Right, right. That they'll be like, oh shit, fresh meat, and land the next day. Yeah, we should have at least sent them some cooler shit, you know, because I'm sure we sent them

maybe a recording of Mozart, a JPEG of the Picasso. Really, we should have been sending up some of those crazy flavors of Mountain Dew, a Domino's pizza with stuffed crust. Just kind of some of the really cool stuff. Kind of the actual hard-hitting inventions of humanity. Yeah. Nintendo Switch.

Jewel pods. Some vapes. Dude, they would go crazy for vapes. I think aliens would love vapes. I genuinely do. It kind of feels like it would fit with their whole aesthetic, you know? I like this line of thinking, though. You know, we sent those satellites into space and we

sent them with quote unquote all of humanity's greatest achievements when if we were being real with the aliens we would send porn crack cocaine and probably high-powered motor vehicles those are the shit that people like actually yeah we don't want to see the sheet music from an original piece of music written by Bach. No. We want Fast and the Furious, Tokyo Drift, and

a Long Island iced tea. The people have spoken. The people have spoken. Avatar is the highest grossing movie of all time. Send Avatar 2 and Flamin' Cheetos.

These are the things that people actually spend their hard-earned money on. Yeah. Some of those motherf***ers in space probably look like the Avatar guys. So they're going to love it. So we've had one hard-hitting video already in this podcast, which begs the question, why the f*** do we have it?

Well, one of the reasons why the US government is going mask-off for the first time with UFO sightings is because we now live in an information age. With the internet, it feels like only a matter of time until footage leaks. But one of the reasons they claim to be releasing this information is because these things are happening more often and more convincingly than ever before. As of April 2023, the Pentagon is in the midst of more than 650 active cases. Damn!

They have had to create a whole new division to deal with them called the All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office. What is that acronym? A-A-R-O. ARO, I guess.

Oh, that's cool. I'm into it again. And as we described, they've even changed the name of UFOs. Not UFOs anymore, but UAPs, which I think I'll start saying for the rest of this episode. Little rebrand. Not to confuse everyone, but it insinuates that we have gone past somehow just flying saucers

and we are into some kind of interconnected, unexplained occurrences around the world i mean rory we've seen it in other uh ufo cases here in this podcast these motherf**kers are landing they're interacting with the world around us and this new organization a a r o yeah there were rumors that they got in contact with this paranormal life yeah there were rumors that they got in contact with This Paranormal Life. Yeah, there were rumors that they recruited one of the hosts of This Paranormal Life to join them. Rumors and legends. Yes, I did just get back from a visit to the States for a couple of weeks, but I was seeing family. It was to see family. It really was.

So, Kit, you're saying that you have more leaked UFO videos that you're going to show us right now on the podcast? A ton more. A ton more footage here that could honestly put me away in prison if anyone knew about it. Nice. I'm just going to put on

my sunglasses real quick. Oh, sure thing. So if you could show me some of those videos, that would be cool. I'd really love to see them. There's a light on your sunglasses?

I don't have a light actually on mine. Is that a camera? No. Is that a camera in those sunglasses? I don't have a light actually on mine. Is that a camera? No. Is that a camera in those sunglasses? It's these new ones. They charge my phone at the same time. I was sure we had the same glasses,

but mine don't have shit on. Yours has a glowing white light. You actually pressed a button on the side of them and it started glowing. I don't know what to tell you, dude. They're playing music now. It just they do that sometimes uh so wait who were you seeing in america i was seeing family can we just continue can we continue with some of your family moved to northern ireland uh some half of them did half of them are in the

states uh if you could show me some of that evidence, stand by. Who are you talking to? Hmm? Sorry? How were they playing music? Your sunglasses were playing music? They were...

Was that even music? I was humming. No, I was humming. I was humming. If you could show me some of that footage, I would stand by for footage. Yeah. I feel like...

Stand by. I feel like you might be sorry not talking to me no I am what do you mean sorry so you weren't listening you're talking to someone else

hold on a second what you're clearly talking to someone else I'm talking to you I said hold on a second go standby

stop saying standby you've never in 300 episodes of this part of my life you've never said stand by. Sorry, I'm just... Your hand is hovering. I'm just...

Hovering over a button. There's clearly a button in your sunglasses. There's just like, there's a lot going on right now. And you keep pressing and saying stand by. It's like... There isn't a lot going on. We're sitting in a room, it's just the two of us, right? Yeah, but sometimes, you know,

when it feels like there's like voices in your head telling you to execute the mission, to execute the mission, or there will be consequences. I actually can't relate to that. You ever just have these voices in your head telling you they have your kids, they have your kids, execute the mission?

Yeah, you came back from the States wearing a suit, by the way. I'd never seen you in a suit before. Standby. Standby, Target's about to show the footage. Can I see the... You said there was a file? You know, I think you are at best not well

and at worst a rat. Sure. That's fine. That's safe. I give up. I can't lie. Getting back to the AARO, the head of this organization sean kirkpatrick

sounds like you might know him rory colonel sean that's right from the aaro i've read about him i've read about him how many sean's i've never met him personally obviously because i don't even know about the organization the what did you say? The AARO? You know it well. You've said it like five times. These guys are even describing these events in detail. I mean, if you think back in the day, they would bend over backwards, kill witnesses,

do anything they could. I made up that last bit, but they would do anything they could to claim that something was a weather balloon. Sean is coming out and saying, what our military pilots are seeing are one to four meters wide silver translucent and metallic these things travel at high velocity 10 000 to 30 000 feet in the air jeez so they're they are uh not only seeing patterns but they're telling us letting us know about them. So apparently, even what we saw there is a common theme.

But are they all shaped like orbs? No, I don't think so. I think they might be of a variety of different shapes, but as he says, one to four meters wide, mostly silver metallic. Oh, okay. I mean, one to four meters wide for something that's flying is small. Sure, this is drone kind of territory in size. Yeah, there's not a little one foot gray

piloting that craft. I assume it's, okay, nevermind. Could be, not ruling anything out at this stage. A Pentagon report released in 2021 said that of the 144 reports made since 2004, only one could be explained. Whoa. Basically, they have no idea what's going on, and they're very

clear that they haven't ruled out extraterrestrials. Rory, it is time to look at another piece of evidence to take our next step into this truly mind-blowing and groundbreaking case. And, you know what? Turn that f***ing camera on. Because I've got a message truly mind-blowing and groundbreaking case. And you know what?

Turn that f***ing camera on. Because I've got a message for Sean. No one said it was a camera. No one said it was a camera. Sean, turn the camera on. Standby. Yeah, he wants, uh, Target wants to talk to you. Yeah, Sean, listen up, motherf***er. He wants to talk to you, so just talk into the,

the glasses, just talk into the glasses. So it is a camera? No, I didn't say it was a camera. I didn't say it could transmit anything. Just tell me and then I'll tell Sean. And then, yeah, just, yeah. Sean, I hope you're sitting down

because, motherfucker, sorry, I'm just not used to talking live to someone. It's a little bit of pressure. Sean, fucking, alright, motherfucker, you think that you're such a big guy and I'm such a small guy? Sorry, I'm just... Sean, we're getting off on the wrong foot here.

Just plan what you want to say before we say it. He's powerful. Sean, you're powerful. I'm a little bit. I'm averting my eyes. No, but actually, f*** this. Because you know what, Sean? The little guys have had enough. The little guys have had enough.

Well. The little guys have had enough. Not all the little guys, because remember, he has my kids and my family. So let's maybe, let's be kind to Sean. Right, well, I meant metaphorically little guys, not your little guys. And honestly, that's a problem for you, brother. It sounds like you signed away your f***ing soul to the devil. Not like me.

Not like this guy with conviction who's about to read out a bunch of ads on the podcast. And Sean's got your wife. He just told me. Sean? He's got your wife. Sean, brother. Dude. This isn't chill.

Yeah. He's got your wife and he's got my kids. Don't say anything that's going to piss him off. I think we can. I think we got off at the wrong foot. And I would, please let her go. Please, for the love of God, let her go. Sean. All right, this isn't working.

All right, motherfucker, listen up. I'm coming to kick your ass. I'm going to get those little spectacles. I'm going to break them in two. I'm going to kick your ass. I'm going to get those little spectacles. I'm going to break them in two. And I'm going to read the little type on the chips or something.

I'm going to figure out where you live, motherfucker. So you better sleep with one eye open. All right. I just heard a gunshot through my sunglasses. Well, hopefully that's your kids and not my wife. We don't know what that means yet. All right. I've had it to here with this thing. Rory, we knew that being paranormal investigators,

we live on the edge. We live in fear of persecution. But I'm not backing down. And we're going to watch this next piece of evidence right after a couple of words from today's sponsors. All right, we're back. And we're going to look at another piece of UFO evidence. This is a video released by the Pentagon back in 2021, only two years ago, of footage captured

by the Air Force. And this is one of the first videos that really blew up on the internet. Okay. Oh my gosh. We're all going against the wind. The wind's 120 knots to the west. Look at that thing, dude. That's not an LNS though, is it? It's not? It is an LNS, dude. Look at that thing. It's rotating.

Rory, have you seen that video before? Not only have I seen it, but we've both seen it before. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the UFO known as the Tic Tac UFO. A famous one we've talked about on a lot of different cases, including fan favorite and Rory favorite, Shag Harbor, where a UFO allegedly at some point became a USO. Right. S-O, an unidentified submerged object, because this tic-tac, this strange craft that was seen in the skies, also went down and interacted with the ocean below it. This is famously one of the most convincing pieces of UFO evidence in the entire world. This trumps Roswell. This trumps the Phoenix Lights.

It's insane. If you haven't seen this video yet, too lazy, but this week it's utterly essential. So you can go check out that video if you swipe up on your podcast player. It should be there under the description. Did you get that, Sean? Yep, all the links in the description. All the evidence. Got it.

Sean, I'm going to f*** you up. Sean, don't talk to him like that. I'm going to roundhouse kick you in the nuts. How do you like that, Sean? A second gunshot. We both know that's a sound effect that you play to freak me out, and it ain't freaking me out, Sean. Because I've had two beers, Sean.

So I'm actually pretty buzzed, and not a lot is phasing me. Even the prospect of the CIA murdering my loved ones. It should phase you. Beers or no beers. But for the people seeing this for the first time, I mean, what are the elements that make this so mind-blowing i mean for one as you say it is the tic-tac shape but it is sort of um roughly speaking a somewhat it's like a variation on a classic ufo shape i would say yeah kind of

but it flies arguably sideways and then the bit that always blows my mind is the way it kind of stops and rotates. Yeah, just rotates in midair. It defies the physics of the Earth, this thing. It's annoyingly weird. It's one of those videos where I wish I had never seen it. It's the dog in Yeezys. It's fun to talk about as a paranormal investigator,

but it's really annoying at the same time because, I mean, Jesus Christ, look at that thing. It's insane the way it's moving. Okay, so with this newly formed AARO investigating all these sightings, in 2022, last year,

they held a congressional hearing about their progress. Super researcher Amy combed through this 90-minute hearing and has filled us in on exactly what went down. Various congressmen and women grilled the military representatives on what they knew, what was the threat posed to the United States of America, and of course, were these things from Russia or China? UAPs exhibit unusual flight characteristics, appear to demonstrate advanced technology, and some of them appear to remain stationary in winds, move against the wind, maneuver abruptly, or move at considerable speed without discernible means of propulsion.

move at considerable speed without discernible means of propulsion. Are we aware of any foreign adversary capable of moving objects without any discernible means of propulsion? We're not aware of any adversary that can move an object without discernible means of propulsion. There are a number of events in which we do not have an explanation, and there are a small handful in which there are flight characteristics or signature management that we can't explain with the data that we have. I hate how all of this has to be worded in Congress. Let's throw out the big words and the fancy talk. Just say, this shit is wild. Do we have anything that can do this? No. Does anyone? We don't know. can do this no does anyone we don't know court dismissed clang clang let's all get go get a cheeseburger that's how simple it should be the congressman should be able to go um colonel

is gwen stefani here because this shit is bananas this is a n a n a s it should be that casual it should be this is this is over baking really. And are other nations reporting these? Allies have seen these. China has established its own version of a UAP task force. So clearly, a number of countries have observations of things in the airspace which they can't identify. We share data with some nations and some share data with us. I mean, Rory, I don't disagree with your assessment, but if we can just read between a couple of the lines there.

Sure. It is astonishing that, like, when you zoom out for a second, this is happening in the highest offices of governance in the most powerful country on Earth. They're basically standing around with their dicks in their hands going do you know what it is no one does have we ever seen anything in our own development or in any other country's development that even suggests this is possible the answer is no well there you go you kind of have your answer that if we don't know

what it is and no one on earth knows what it is, it ain't from Earth. At some points, the military men did get quite cagey. In one example, when Congressman Michael Gallagher asked about a specific incident where a UFO was seen over a nuclear base. One such incident allegedly occurred at Malmstrom Air Force Base, in which 10 of our nuclear ICBMs were rendered inoperable. At the same time, a glowing red orb was observed overhead. I'm not commenting on the accuracy of this. I'm simply asking you whether you're aware of it and whether you have any comment on the accuracy of that report. I have heard stories. I have not seen

the official data on that. So you've just seen informal stories, no official assessment that you've done or exists within DOD that you're aware of regarding the Malmstrom incident. All I can speak to is, you know, what's within my cognizance of the UAP task force. And we have not looked at that incident. Well, I mean, it's a pretty high profile incident. But that's out there. This dude is so frustrated that no one has any information on this orb. He's like, but we can all agree it happened right and you and your your department is supposed to keep tabs on this shit

and i saw an orb people saw an orb i just love that so much like have you any comment on the glowing orb that hovered over a nuclear facility and rendered our international missiles inoperable and rendered our international missiles inoperable. He's like, well, I've heard stories. Could you be any more obtuse? He has to admit that, of course, he's heard of the Maelstrom incident, but he's just not talking about it today. But there were other cool findings that came out of that thing. They said that so far, the military have not collided

with any UAPs, but there have been 11 near misses. Wow. They didn't divulge any further details. At the end of the meeting, the media and the members of the general public were asked to leave. The officials stayed behind for a closed session where their answers would be kept under wraps by the government. We obviously don't know what was said and we may never find out. But what we do know is during the videoed public session

sometimes the servicemen would refuse to answer a question but promise they would come back to it during the private session. It was mostly the orb shit. It was almost entirely any time the orb was brought up. It was like, maybe we can, wink,

get to that later, wink, wink. Yeah, it's like, how often are you seeing, while they're asking questions, how often are you seeing UAPs? We're seeing them on a weekly basis at this stage. We have multiple data sets

that we are investigating. Okay. Who is Zonktar? We will discuss that during the closed session. Researcher Amy has listed all the times during the hearing that they said they would, quote, come back to it later. Which was, one, what are other countries' militaries reporting? Okay. Two, do UAP' militaries reporting? Okay. Two, do UAPs emit radio frequencies?

Sure. Three, have the encounters with UAPs altered the development of offensive or defensive capabilities? All right. And four, have they detected any submerged underwater UAPs? Glad those are coming back. All right. This is why they don't let people like myself and Kit into these government meetings. Because my questions would be, one, have we seen one of these motherfuckers?

Two, do we have one of these motherfuckers? And three, can I see one of these motherfuckers? I mean... Those are all questions for the late night session for sure yeah i'm not getting a lot of answers to those yeah we're gonna get uh you know a bottle of 1942 a couple backwoods and we're gonna have a little late night session and talk about the shit that's uh too hot for tv man those questions will really get you chubbed up get you excited about this story the fact that they behind closed doors off the record are going to discuss whether they are developing new military technologies based on ufos uh whether the ufos have communicated using radio frequencies in any way. Yeah. And whether they found any underwater.

Jesus Christ, man. That's crazy. What do you think was said back there? I know. We need a little, we need some hero whistleblower. We need a Rory with fake Ray-Bans with cameras in them inside that hearing. Unfortunately, the guy leading that kind of meeting would be Colonel Sean, the guy who paid me to be here today. So he did. So he did. You were in this hypothetical situation.

Yeah. Towards the end of this big meeting, Ronald Moultrie was asked the following question. We're going to have a classified briefing now without going into the details of what kind of secrets that we can't share here, what are we protecting? I don't know if you can answer this question in an open forum, but what, in your perception, do we have to, quote, protect? And Ronald replied, I think right now what's really important for us is to protect how we know certain things. What?

You asked the question yourself, Rory. do we have one of these motherfuckers how do they know that he just said we need to protect how we know this oh i see i see so you're telling me that in area 51 in the desert somewhere there isn't one of these uaps shot down me am i telling you? It's a rhetorical question. Okay, good. For the audience. Shot down, Rory. Like the quote-unquote Chinese spy balloons. Okay, now we're getting into some weird territory.

Do you remember this story of the spy balloons? This was a weird start to the year. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago. A few months. It was February. Yeah. I think I was literally tweeting about it at the time from this Paranormal Life Twitter account.

Words to the effect of retweeting headlines, being like, let's f***ing go. Yeah, I had to delete a lot of Kit's tweets. He kind of went on a fake news rampage one evening and I had to kind of do damage control to... Not fake news. These were government reports and headlines from reputable

organizations such as crystal links.org uh but it was an exciting time for the ufo community because uh there were headlines everywhere saying unidentified flying objects flying over the u.s the government is panicking and it was headline news. There was a lot of pressure on Biden to talk about it and he eventually ordered for them to be shot down. Yeah, we're not saying alien.

We're saying UFO, unidentified flying objects. UAP, UFO, whatever you want to call it. And like I say, on the 4th of February, 2023, an American F-22 brought down

the Chinese spy balloon that had been floating over the continental United States for a few days. Now, that story was global headlines, but all the details that followed weren't as popular or as known because they kind of kept coming. And less than a week later, on February 10th, more were shot down over Alaska. In some cases, the wreckage was recovered from these objects, but in others, they weren't. In at least one case, one of these objects was shot down over Alaska, and they basically said, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack where it exactly landed.

Alaska's like a whole giant continent-sized country, basically. Pretty big, pretty cold. And we can't find it, and we're not going to spend the time and the money trying to do it. It would be impossible. What a bad, messy operation. Pretty interesting stuff. If you have the technology and the capabilities to attack something at presumably hundreds of miles per hour and blow it out of the sky.

Don't tell me you can't find it when it hits the ground. That's someone who says, I don't want to clean it up. That's what that is. Well, this is the question, Rory. What are they hiding? Isn't this Roswell all over again? Something lands, something gets taken away or doesn't get taken away,

and it gets bundled into the back of a secret facility somewhere. This is like me as a child telling my mother, Mother, I have the methods and the capabilities of eating this mashed potatoes and sausages, but I am not physically capable of locating the mess and cleaning it up after the operation. I will be in my bedroom doing a tactical session of watching Peppa Pig and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That is all for today's briefing. Thank you, Mother. Thank you, Congressman Father. I will see you all later for the late night session of cookies and milk.

Meeting adjourned. But Rory, I'm not going to sign off on today's special report without just one more piece of recent UFO evidence. And I am not sure whether you've actually seen this one. Because as we know, it is fascinating that the military are the ones kind of leading this charge of disclosing enormous amounts of UAP information. But they're not the only ones having these sightings. And this year also featured another fascinating UAP sighting. This one from a private citizen, a man piloting a small plane over Medellin in Colombia. This came from Jorge Ortega and his co-pilot. Whoa. I mean, you could tell this is from a private citizen

because this is not from a drone. This is not from an onboard camera. This is from an iPhone. What was that? Jesus, something just whizzed past the plane. Yeah. Feel free to get a closer look at this. I will.

He's flying in the plane and then in the span of about a second, something whizzes by in the opposite direction at very high speeds. I mean, I'm trying to rewind it and take it frame by frame because as some of you may know, I have a little bit of background experience with Adobe After Effects, with special effects, visual effects. I'm trying to see if I can... Sorry. What are you insinuating? I'm just trying to make sure that this thing is legit. I'm trying to see if I can find any flaws in it.

If the lighting is wrong, if the frame rates don't match. So Rory's doing some CSI forensic video research here. Some analysis of the clip. I mean, this thing is really weird. I mean, it is pretty much the Tic-tac though, isn't it? Yeah, it would be a very hard one to fake, let me tell you, because not only is the object moving in the opposite direction of the plane, the plane is moving, so even trying to capture the motion... It's not a static camera we're dealing with here. Yeah, and the camera's moving, so this is, yeah, that will be a very hard one to fake for sure.

You might actually enjoy, Rory. I was delighted when I was researching this one online that actually a very clever Reddit user on the RUFO subreddit actually did a deep dive analysis of this video. Love it. Let's check it out. And remember that the links to these videos are in the description of this podcast they're pointing out that it exhibits what we've seen in other sightings a kind of erratic movement and that crucially it's actually visible from much earlier in the video than you even think yeah it's there and it stops moving uh in the air at some point changes direction reappears and i forgot this bit that there's actually a second object, whatever that means.

Stuff that you really never would have noticed in a million years from watching it. It gets really close to the plane. You can see that it looks like a f***ing stingray whizzing past at 200 miles per hour. You can basically see this thing at high definition. past at 200 miles per hour you can basically see this thing at high definition you'll understand why uh that made headlines when that arrived only a few weeks ago wow i saw one headline it was like best ufo footage ever captured uh because yeah well god damn i mean we it hasn't come from as reliable a source as the military but unlike the one, which is seen through kind of like a grainy plane camera, this one was shot on a goddamn iPhone 11.

So we're getting a better look at it. It's harder to kind of conceal this type of evidence of extraterrestrial life when it was shot on a dude's iPhone and uploaded immediately to TikTok. I think it was on TikTok at some point. There's not much the government can do to silence that voice. Whereas, you know, if it's something that came from the US military, they can say, you're not allowed to release that. That's classified. We're burying that forever. Whereas if it's just some dude in his plane being like, yo, what the fuck is this? I'm going to put that on Facebook.

How are you taking that down? You can't really. Rory, I have taken you with this emergency special broadcast to the listener at home. I've taken you on a bit of a journey across what I think are the three or four most convincing, most unexplained UAP sightings over the last couple of years. With that in mind, with the headlines in mind, with the kind of general direction that things are going, what do you think's going on? I don't know, man. It seems like the fact that the public have access to cameras so readily

and now even public citizens have access to planes more readily. The government are maybe changing their policies on how to deal with UFOs because they can't hide this shit in the shadows the way they used to, allegedly, in the past. That's kind of what we're seeing today. Of course, at the end of every episode, we have to come down on a yes or no as to whether our case is truly paranormal. You know, I've had a bit of fun framing this case as, you know, are UFOs invading Earth right now?

I'm not saying that there's a War of the Worlds style kind of takeover coming imminently. But if we have to pin these down, I guess the question is, do we think that these sightings, they're clearly connected because they're also similar. Sure. Are they really're also similar. Sure. Are they really paranormal? Yes. Yeah. What do you want from me? There's not really room for negotiation and discussion.

Sorry, Sean, brother. We're going to have to keep our families. You just showed me a video of a f***ing disco ball whipping by a plane at a thousand miles an hour, stopping in midair, and then going up into space. Yeah. Because guess what, motherf***er?

If America doesn't know what it is, no one does. We've all seen the graphs. They spend 25 times more on their military than all the other countries in the world combined. It's not an Irish drone. It's not a Welsh drone. It's not a French drone.

What is it? Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird case. I feel like usually on an episode of This Paranormal Life, anytime we get evidence, video evidence, that's a piece of candy we get to enjoy with our shit sandwich this episode was nothing but candy from the start it was a candy dinner it's halloween and i'm sick my belly hurts because i've eaten a whole bucket of candy yeah i i've overdosed now on paranormal evidence and much like eating too much candy i think it's gonna kill me i think there's

a bounty on my head there's a red dot sight on my neck i'm not long for this world anymore you ever eat so many snickers bars the cia kill your dog because that's where i'm at that's where i'm at personally uh i don't know what to say about this case this is uh this is a weird one for sure and that's why can we say? And that's why I had to bring it as a special bulletin. It doesn't quite fit the box of a regular paranormal investigation that we can file away like the end of Indiana Jones. What are we even concluding today?

What's the question? I just said, are these recent sightings paranormal? Yeah. Yeah, it's a double yes. Get your pitchforks. Get your weapons. It's a double yes. Get your pitchforks. Get your weapons. It's just so not gratifying. Usually we have to fight tooth and nail to claw out a double yes.

I could have given you a double yes after that first orb. It's done. It's too goddamn easy. Hey, I think, as I say, this was a little bit of a different one and one that we're probably you know as i say to keep the format of the show uh right we gotta give it a yes at the end of the episode but we all know it's a bit of a different one we're going to be keeping an eye on this one it's going to be a developing story you know we'll let you know if we're talking about it on the main episodes or the after parties or the bonus episodes and you know if you're interested in

this story tune in um for that we'd love to know what you think as well about those videos given that they're in the description go watch them if you're curious or don't as i said many of them ruin the way you look at the universe and your understanding of humans and their relationship with this world yeah hug your cat pray to whatever gods you think can save you. I've already said this. I've already said this on the podcast before.

Unfortunately, Kit and I have been neuralized so many times that our brainwaves are so weak, there's really no way it can even be erased any further.

It's somewhat along the mental capacity of a beetle. Yeah. So unfortunately, we can't even forget that we've seen these videos. Because if you neuralize me, it does nothing anymore. I'm already as dumb as a human being can be.

I've already forgotten so much stuff. We're like those snake charmers that are immune to poison. We've seen those guys. They just get bitten and it's like nothing. It's like drinking a Diet Coke to them. It's like a little pep in their step. And people watching me like oh my god what's the mystery how does he deal with the poison it's like it's because he was so bad at this he got bitten a thousand times every time for the first eight times yeah that's us that's us um i hope you have enjoyed this

investigation into all the recent uap sightings uh You know, thank you to everyone who's, you know, tagged us in these videos, sent them over the last couple of years. Anytime you see cool shit, you know, you know where to send it. Tag us on social media. Not even paranormal stuff. Dogs riding skateboards.

Sure. People doing stunts on dirt bikes. You know where to send that cool shit. Links in the description of this podcast to all our socials, you could also send it to thisparanormallifepodcast at gmail.com if you are piloting

a Cessna or some kind of propeller plane and you've seen a tic-tac UFO, of course this is coming to you from the future interrupting this emergency broadcast with another emergency broadcast. Since we recorded this episode, shit has hit the fan. If you thought this evidence was believable, you ain't seen nothing yet.

In the last week or two, the news has broke that multiple whistleblowers have come forward saying that America has possession right now of UFOs, of crafts, and of extraterrestrials. Not only that, there was a crash in Las Vegas where extraterrestrials were seen as almost back guarding. Sadly, this was all too close to the release of the episode you're listening to this week. So we haven't been able to go back and fit it in. so we haven't been able to go back and fit it in. What we're going to do instead is we're going to hop over to Patreon, where on this month's bonus episode, we're going to cover some of those extra stories, some of the craziest evidence ever seen in UFO world.

We're going to cover that later this month on patreon.com forward slash this paranormal life. So if you want to hear even more about all the latest UFO evidence, that is not one to be missed. If even this episode hasn't scratched the UFO itch for you and you're still hungry for more, head on over to patreon.com

because over there, patreon.com forward slash this paranormal life, we've got many, many, many bonus episodes, many, many, many after parties discussing the paranormal and the making of this show. And in the theme, in the spirit of this episode, which is evidence heavy,

let's give the listeners some evidence that the Patreon's worth a damn. Here's a clip from a recent bonus episode. As you famously know, Kit, I am someone who I have the, I don't have a lot of gifts given to me by God. But one of the gifts that has been bestowed upon me is the ability to essentially fall asleep anytime I want within 15 seconds.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. I think we might've mentioned this at some point on the show, but it is, that is your superpower. That is your professor X is headhunting you for this ability. Yeah, and if that sounds like I'm exaggerating, this year during New Year's Eve, I fell asleep mid-countdown. That's not true, is it? It is 100% true. Well, that's not, but surely that wasn't deliberate. No, it wasn't.

I was very tired. That makes it seem like less of an ability, I will say. It's because it's cool. Sounds like you have mental damage. It's cool if you had like a very useful, the ability to get on a plane, like a red eye flight and then just conk out at will. But yeah, that narcolepsy is the name

for not being able to control when you sleep. Sometimes I'm just like driving a car or heavy machinery. And I just, let's conk out for a little bit. You know, heavy machinery is not something we talk about in day to day life. The only time it ever comes up is when they tell you to not operate it when you're sleepy. Yeah.

Which is kind of a reverse psychology thing. Cause I've never wanted to operate heavy machinery more in my life. Right. So as soon as it rolls down to like 11, 11.30 and my eyes are getting dozy, I'm just looking for the heaviest machine I can operate. The oven, the refrigerator. A scooter 2000 if there's nothing else going. Yeah, Rory, like he has a big to-do list. Every morning wakes up with a big to-do list.

Taking things off the to-do list all day long. But sometimes you just keep pushing things back because pushing things back and then uh-oh before you know it it's 11 30 p.m and all your heavy machinery operating you've left till right at the end of the day you're like oh man i need to get this out of the way before i get too sleepy you gotta do it hard cut to you smashing a crane into a skyscraper because you fell asleep. Oh, we are jackasses. We really are. Where should the good people go to get that content, Rory? Patreon.com forward slash this paranormal life.

And you're going to want to go over there and check out some of those episodes because, of course, Kit and I are now going into hiding. Yeah. It was a huge mistake to cover this podcast. Huge mistake to cover such recent paranormal events. Usually we hide in the shadows of the past. And now that we're in the present, we got to go before we become the past. This evidence was so convincing,

I turned Rory from an inside agent to, I guess, an outside agent. He flipped. I've been flip-flopping all around the place. I'm an investigator. I work for the CIA. If there's one takeaway from this episode, it's that I have commitment issues. And at the end of every episode,

we like to shout out those who've supported us on Patreon. Let's do it right now. First big shout-out goes to Colonel Sean, of course, who really financially supported me in the last couple weeks. And he's been a big fan of the show, listens every week. Trust me, brother, he's listening. Not when they come out, but when they're live in the room. He has a robotic spider with a mic in it somewhere in this room, and he listens to every goddamn word we say. Yeah, we're popular in the various governmental departments

of the United States of America. So thank you, Colonel Sean. Thank you. Thank you so much to Jade Fawn. Jade Fawn wakes up at the crack of dawn. She's kind of the Paranormal Commune's official rooster that kind of calls in the morning to wake up the troops not troops citizens the citizens citizens that are training to become troops to become troops for the war yeah of course but instead of like a chicken's cock-a-doodle-doo they just go

like a screech like a horrible banshee and it gets people people up. It works. Whatever gets the job done, Jade. Thanks also. To Modela. You know, I was recently ordering some groceries here to the commune and I thought at the last minute, I'll just chuck in a couple of Modelas. And then this guy showed up.

Were you thinking of Modelo? Oh, f***. Is that what it is? Yeah, you didn't even order beer. You ordered a guy. A guy called Modela. I wanted like a refreshing mexican lager right and i got a dude is that fair it seems i wish i still had the receipt

he's a nice guy but like i'm thirsty so maybe you can hang out with him i thank you lastly today to dan lamber 13 dan lamber is encased amber, a bit like a prehistoric bug. He was climbing a tree one day and then, oops, branch cracked. He slipped, fell, and then all the ooze of the goo from the inside of the tree is insane. It covered him and then he became encased in amber. It's such a crazy way to die. You know, bad, bad to happen for sure yeah for dan but um pretty cool he'll be fossilized for future generations for maybe millions of years maybe one day we can build a theme park based off of his dna who knows

dan lasik world yeah we can workshop the title yeah so thank you to everyone we've shouted out today on the podcast thank you for tuning into this episode as we say you know where we are over on patreon to grab that bonus content but until then we'll be back on tuesday with a brand new paranormal tale bye bye love you