This Paranormal Life - #354 VERY Close Encounters - The Man with an Alien Girlfriend (Valentine's Day Special)

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

Happy Valentines Day! On this week's episode, it's time to celebrate love, and what better way to do that then to tell the story of David Huggins - the man who claims he lost his virginity to an alien...Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunitySupport us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeIntro music by www.purple-planet.comEdited by Philip Shacklady Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does love exist on other planets? Do aliens need a driving license for a UFO? Probably not if they keep crashing them. All of these questions you can find the answer to on This Paranormal Life! Hello everyone and welcome to This Paranormal Life, the comedy paranormal podcast where every week myself and the man across from me, Kit Greer Mulvanna,

investigate a brand new paranormal tale, case claim or beast and come to a conclusion at the end of the show as to whether or not that thing truly is paranormal. Kit, before we begin, I want to say to you, happy Valentine's Day. Wow. Happy Valentine's Day indeed. Thank you. Thank you. What's the etiquette here? Am I supposed to say, has Cupid been nice to you? I don't know.

I guess you just usually say like, I love you. Say like, I love you. That's not going to happen. And just share it, you know, because we've been friends for a really long time now. Yes, we have. And, you know, I think it was like week three that I said that I loved you. Yeah, right. I was kind of new from the start.

We were six years old. It's not a joke. Kit gave me half of his popsicle and I said, I love you, man. Weird food to share as well. Weirdly romantic food. You gave me half his popsicle and half of his hot like it's not like giving you a malteser or something it's like yeah yeah and i've kind of been waiting now for around 15 years for you to say it back probably longer actually no probably about 20 25 years for

you to say it back now so it's like seven actually i don't want to put any pressure on you but at some point in today's episode on valentine's day well i think we're the day before valentine's day or after we're close to before Valentine's Day or after. We're close to Valentine's Day. I thought maybe you could, maybe, I don't know, it might be the day you say it. Valentine's Day, more about romantic love, isn't it though, really? You know, the Greeks, they had all their different, the platonic love. Platonic, platonic love, where, you know, that's the love between friends.

And then familial love and all these different things. And then you had romantic love. And I think that's the one that Cupid specializes in. Well, you're not wrong, Kit. Today we are here to celebrate romantic love, but all kinds of love. Because today we are going to bring our listeners a very special This Paranormal Life Valentine's Day episode. What's that voice? I'm hoping there's a lot of reverb to it.

Valentine. Like arrow kind of flying across, hearts exploding. And we are here today to celebrate love. Every form of love. Platonic, romantic, reverse cowgirl. Every position and expression of love. As you know, Kit, usually on Valentine's Day, I would book dinner at a romantic restaurant,

then fake cardiac arrest halfway through my solo dinner just to ruin the evening for everyone else. Get out of paying that bill, am I right? But today I'm feeling a little bit different. Because Ebenezer Scrooge-style, I was visited last night by the ghosts of three of my ex-wives. Jesus. I'm sorry to hear it i was wondering

why you were looking like shit well yeah actually i also stayed up too late playing call of duty so i didn't get a ton of sleep and then i was woken up at 6 a.m because my amazon delivery was coming to the office and but but mostly it was the love thing it was the love thing and my ex-wives appeared to me and they tried to they wanted me to change they wanted me to change unsurprising we all want you to change it's not really an ex-wife thing so yes we are here today to investigate the paranormal but we're also here to celebrate love and if you've listened to this podcast before you may be familiar with the name dr j allen hynek are we ever a name Dr. J. Allen Hynek. Are we ever? A name that rings truer in my mind than my own father's name. We love this guy. If it doesn't sound familiar, he was the scientific advisor to the

U.S. government on UFOs in the 1950s and 60s. And Dr. Hynek also wrote a lot about UFOs and aliens in his time as an advisor. One piece he wrote in 1972 discussed the different levels of interactions that humans could have with aliens. We've all heard it before, a close encounter of the first kind, seeing strange lights and objects in the sky, close encounters of the second kind, that's a UFO event that could leave physical evidence or scorch marks, radiation poisoning. But did you know that this scale goes all the way up

to a close encounter of the seventh kind? Woo! Paranormal seventh base. And that is where UFO abductee David Huggins found himself in 1961. It's time to celebrate love on today's episode oh no what is gonna happen oh no as we investigate

this is a family show and i don't want us to get railroaded into i'm sorry it's bad use of phrase i don't want us to get railed into... No, shit, sorry. I don't want us to plow down... All right, I need to stop talking. You've got to stop, bud. I just don't want us to turn into a bad sort of an episode that families can't listen to together.

I agree with you. This is a family show, and that's why we're going to keep it light. We're celebrating love, and love is a beautiful thing. It's not necessarily X-rated, hardcore, intense gang action. Don't! Okay. It's sometimes love is just between two people who care about each other very much.

Well, I know that and the audience knows that. I just wanted to make sure you weren't taking us down a road we didn't want to go down. No, I'm sure a lot of people do want to go down this road. And that's why today we are investigating David Huggins. The man who lost his virginity to an alien. He lost his virginity to a what? An alien.

Oh my god. We are going to tell you the entire story start to finish right after a quick word from today's sponsors. And of course, remember, you can get every episode of This Paranormal Life ad-free over on patreon.com forward slash this paranormal life david huggins was born in rural georgia in 1944 on a farm out another southern bell like yourself yes that's where the similarities end he was born out on a farm in the middle of the endless rural farmland.

Growing up off the land, raising cows, feeding pigs, cutting grass. It was hard work, but he said he enjoyed it. What he didn't enjoy, however, was the weekly church services. Now, growing up, his grandparents took him to some pretty intense evangelical Baptist church services. The kind with people speaking in tongues and converting members of the crowd right i don't go to church now but growing up i did and i would have loved some speaking in tongues i would have loved some kind of mayhem that would have actually really appealed to me as an eight-year-old yeah you know so i was we have a pretty diverse religious background i would say you know i was raised

in a quaker household so i actually was raised going to quaker meeting as a child the worst place you can possibly bring a child with undiagnosed ADHD. It's like, hey, God wants you to shut your mouth for an hour straight and not move. And if you do, you might be the devil. It's like, all right, well, I'm finding it really hard not to make a noise for an hour straight. I got 45 seconds into it before Rory went, go, go Power Rangers.

All right, you're in the sin bin. You're in timeout. A whole crowd of Quakers with their hands on my head. I'm speaking in borderline tongues because I can't stay still for five seconds. Because you're doing the fucking Pokemon rap. They're like, please, Lord, pray for me. You're like, Pidgey, Rattata, Electro, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey. Honestly, God, just kill the child.

It seems to be kinder. But yeah, then I went to, you know, we went to a Catholic school. You know, my dad loved Buddhism. And we've been to so many, we celebrated Diwali growing up. Okay. But I've only ever once been to a church where they did the whole, I think I had gone a few times

and I was like, hey, this is like a nice church. I'm vibing with this. Great message. Good congregation. Good leaders. And then at one point, they did put their hands on somebody's head

and they turned to goo and fell on the ground. And I was like, I'm going to get my coat. Right. I'm going to get my coat right I'm gonna get my coat I think uh because that's a little bit far for for me yeah I think I know the church you're talking about you do I've heard rumors you do know it you've heard you've heard about the glitter you've heard about I'm sorry I shouldn't say glitter I should say gold dust I think I feel like you let the end of the story out before it actually began.

Yeah. Sometimes gold dust rains down on people in the church. And that's the Holy Spirit. I think we should move on before one of us discloses the name of this church. All I'll say is they're going through a national news level scandal.

Yeah. So not that hard to find, actually. Yeah, not too hard. So needless to say, David Huggins, even as a child, wasn't interested in these types of church services. In fact, these intense religious services actually turned David off of religion as a child, Hence, religious services actually turned David off of religion as a child, which is sort of a shame because religion might have been a better way to explain what was about to happen to David over the next few years. I think from the intro, it's not going to explain shit.

I don't think, I'm just saying, I don't think Sunday school explains a close encounter of the seventh kind. Just saying. There's more to the story than just alien sex. Okay. To be clear. To be clear. I don't want people to read that headline and say... You also didn't say it was alien sex.

It's a fall. Oh, you did say he lost his virginity. Fine. As a child, David started hearing voices. Exploring the farmland growing up, he would see strange things, things that no one else in the family was seeing. Because trust me, he asked. And they would know if they were seeing these things or not.

The first encounter took place when he was eight years old. He was playing at the base of a tree out in the yard when he heard a voice say, David, behind you. He turned around, curious to see who had called him. And there, standing in front of him at the base of the tree, was a small, hairy, humanoid creature with large, glowing eyes. What? Yeah, we're really hitting the ground running with

today's episode. Christ alive. There's no messing around. We're getting into the thick of it. David said he thought it was the boogeyman. And for a split second, his brain sort of malfunctioned and it was as if he was seeing himself through the creature's eyes. Whoa, this is a pretty genuinely paranormal little experience here. Yeah. David immediately freaked out and ran away as fast as he could. The little hairy guy did the exact same thing. And this was the first encounter that David claims he had

with a creature that was not from this world. All right, let's put a pause there. All right. What's that about? Time out. There's a lot of theories going around i think you're going to learn quite quickly that david believes he is someone that is sort of a point of contact between the human race and alien races right i mean an old idea that a kind of

shamanic person a medium a medium that meaning a person who stands between our world and the next world and can transport information between the two. We're just more used to them having cool druid names rather than being called David. Yes. And being eight years old. And not being eight years old, of course. But hey, you know, in the spirit of it being Valentine's week and celebrating love, there's one way to look at this, which is quite scary that a tiny little hairy space monkey tried to attack an eight year old boy. But could this be the beginning of a relationship between humans and aliens bridging the gap. Really glad you finished that sentence. Yeah. Yeah. It very well could be, because I think we're going to find Kit. Sorry, do you think it's an alien? That is what David believes. Okay.

Is a creature from another planet. And do you, I don't want to obviously tell the story. I don't want to hear the story, nor tell the story of the Dublin Gorilla Man. But from what I gather, you were a young child who saw a thing. Older than eight.

So do you... Really? I was older than eight. I was about 14 years old. I believe. 14, 15 years old. Oh. Yeah. Do you feel any kind of

It's because you've never let me tell the story so you didn't actually know what age I was. But I was about 15 years old. We're definitely not going to hear it now because now that I know

that you were a little kind of... Your brain was kind of just pickled by video games at that point. So you definitely didn't know what you were talking about. Maybe this could be like my Valentine's Day thing because I would love to tell this story. I would love for you to shut up and get back to today's case. I would love it if you weren't so mean to me sometimes.

And let me tell the story that I had when I was a child. This kind of changed me as a person. I would love. I would love if you could read the f***ing room and tell the story that you've got the script for right in front of you. You know, you are right that this is not the first encounter. There are many more that we need to get on to. Fortunately, I don't think we have time for my own personal encounters with a little hairy guy, possibly from another planet. So let's continue David's story. Before we do go any further, I want to clarify that every story that we hear today is straight from David, who is still

alive, I believe. All of these stories are documented in the fantastic documentary, Love and Saucers, which you can watch online, and I would recommend it. I just want to clarify that because things are about to get so much wilder. Okay. So bear in mind, this is all from David himself. Strap in. On the next encounter, David was heading to the barn by his house to pick up a baseball, but he paused in his tracks.

He heard a noise that sounded like it was coming from behind the barn. So he crept around the corner, and there, towering in front of him, was an insect-like being, standing tall like a giant praying mantis. Oh my god! Before David could even scream, the creature skeeted him with bluish-gray liquid. Okay. David panicked and began to run back to the house. And as he did, the strange liquid began evaporating from his body until it completely disappeared.

Okay. I was worried for a second there, as I'm sure he was, that like in the kind of Ridley Scott's alien franchise, that David was going to be the one evaporating from the skeet. Right. Acid. That's what I think of when I think of aliens excreting liquid. Their saliva or whatever they can shoot out is acid and it burns away metal, let alone human flesh. Which we don't know if that's accurate. acid and it burns away metal, let alone human flesh. Which we don't know if that's accurate. But in this case, you're saying

there was no evidence left by the time he got to the house. Evaporated. Wow. Can you believe it? Oh, so annoying. But presumably his clothes were wet or something. Completely clean. Spotless. And then presumably when he brought someone back to the bar and see if the creature

was there. The six foot praying mantis was gone, of course. These bizarre sightings continued for years. Seeing creatures, strange lights, little gray men. And they didn't. And they didn't. That is a big list to just kind of rattle through. Yeah, if that's any indication of where we're going, I need to get through a lot of this smaller stuff.

And they didn't stop with just the jizz. It wasn't jizz. David claims that these aliens were breaking into the house and wandering around his room at night. The funny thing was that once the initial shock wore off, David said the encounters were weird, but not all that threatening. shock wore off. David said the encounters were weird, but not all that threatening. Well, I mean, even snake charmers eventually become immune

to the snake venom once you get bit a couple hundred times. Right. If you're getting visited by aliens that often, they're either harmless or you're dead, you know? Right. Usual routines, wake up in the morning, get changed, brush your teeth. Giant praying mantis wanks over you. Get on the school bus. It's already gone by the time you hit the back seat. It's just part of your everyday life.

Yeah. Yeah. These encounters continued all throughout his childhood. But one encounter would stand out amongst the rest phil play the sexy music no no one day david was turn off that music to absolutely turn off that music no sorry it's valentine's day and i know i alluded to some things that were going to happen later on in the episode and needless to say we're getting close phil play the sexy music please one day david was walking alone in the woods. Horrible. All right, listen, we are both hosts on this.

I know this is your episode and I respect that, but you've got to kill the goddamn music. And we've got to take this seriously because it's a paranormal case. Love is the most paranormal thing out there, brother. One day, David was walking alone in the woods when he spotted a woman sitting by herself under a tree. This was a little strange because out here you wouldn't really bump into many strangers. It was also weird because as soon as she began walking towards him, David became aroused.

Okay. He says he began to undress himself, but accidentally fell backwards with his trousers around his ankles. We've all been there. It does happen. It does happen. A little too excited. I remember my first restraining order. And that's when she mounted him.

Oh my God. As I was saying, usually on Patreon, we can go into full detail on episodes. But yes, I understand this is a public episode. So we're going to beep a few parts of the story at this point. So once the alien creature mounted him, it grabbed his... Oh my god. ...till his... Jesus Christ. It thinks... It's like a cream donut.

Oh, God, what is wrong with you? You wrote that down? Once they were done, David passed out. He awoke 30 minutes later naked and confused. But this would be known as the first time he would make love to his alien girlfriend, known as Crescent. Can I pull the handbrake on this episode or something? I want to get off.

I want to get off the ride, wherever we're going. We do have a break coming up, but sure. You know what? Let's... Jesus Christ. You have problems? I got answers. Let's hear them. What's the problem? I'm just saying that if we were going to hear this insane encounter,

I would have preferred that, you know, we've had witnesses in the past that, for example, they're like sheriffs. Sure. And they volunteer down at the local children's hospital. And they are known and liked and respected in their community. Yeah. And then a strange thing happens. It turns their life upside down,

like the seventh encounter here that you just mentioned. And then we kind of, he's good. They've got to wrestle with that. How do I reconcile these crazy things that have happened to me when I'm such a respectable member of society? This guy was on the fringes already. This guy is... He was a hardworking country boy,

raised off the land, you know? Do you ever think that maybe the reason we don't hear these stories from your witnesses, the doctors, the scientists, is because they're uggos? And that's why they don't have alien girlfriends. Right. You're saying they... Right, they have...

Yeah, okay. Something to think about. They have no honeys, alien honeys. Whereas David has a girlfriend who's literally out of this world. You know the way, yeah, like, rappers say they got, like, a chick in every state or whatever. David has, like, he is a side piece in every star system galaxy yeah okay um yeah i'm lost for words again let's move on hey look i

realized that this is a crazy story today but i watched the entire documentary love and saucers it's kind of sweet and the way david talks about it he's very he's very honest about it and very upfront about it i I would recommend it. We'll talk a little bit later about David and his claims, but we still do have a lot to get through. Because as we know, he started seeing these creatures when he was very young. He grew up alongside them. Now we're at the point when David is leaving Georgia in the mid-60s for art school in New York City. leaving Georgia in the mid-60s for art school in New York City.

When he did that, he was surprised to see that Crescent, The Little Beings, and the f***ing six-foot grasshopper all followed. I thought you told me he was a hard-working country lad. Now you're telling me he went to NYU film? He went to art school in New York City. Because he wanted to express himself. He wanted to art school in New York City. Because he wanted to express himself. He wanted to express himself. When you've seen the things David has, you have to get it out of your head.

Otherwise, you go loco. He moved to a warehouse in Bushwick, changed his name to Toast. And, you know, he had a weird phase, okay? Yeah, me, Toast, and Blanket are all heading to this rave tonight. Yeah, we think there's going to be a couple praying mantises there, probably. It is very New York, isn't it, to be in a living situation that's that strange. That you're like, yeah, I'm kind of in like this loft conversion,

sharing the place with a grasshopper and Crescent, my alien girlfriend. There's a couple old ladies that, you know, use our kitchen when we're not using the kitchen, but it's pretty chill. David was about to begin the next step in his journey, living as a free man away from his parents in New York City. But in all of this intergalactic excitement, he'd forgotten the most important lesson

every parent should teach their 17-year-old child. Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. I'm having such a bad time. We're about to find out what happens next after a quick word from today's sponsors. If they're here, they might have all run by now. Alright, we are back. David has just left his home to go to New York, and while he was there, his extraterrestrial experiences only continued to get stranger. David started having strange

dreams. Every night, Crescent kept appearing. David says they were like dreams, but they felt so real that he was convinced that they were taking place somewhere in the real world. So one day on the walk home from art school, knowing the crescent was going to appear in his dreams again, he decided to swing by a local florist and pick up some flowers. So just to be clear, she's a dream. No, no, no. It's a dream. No, no.

These dreams are so real that they must be happening in real life. He had a wet dream. No, he didn't. Before, when he made love to Crescent. We've talked about on this podcast before. I know about dreams that are so real that you're convinced that they happen. Like the time that I met Hilary Duff in my dreams

when I was obsessed with Lizzie McGuire. The fact that you're segwaying from talking about wet dreams into that, you should be ashamed of yourself. That was a dry dream. You should be ashamed of yourself. All I wanted was her phone number. That was it.

I bet. I know you think that they might be dreams, Kit, but the next day when David woke up, he said the flowers were gone. She would show up, they'd have sex, the giant praying mantis would show up they'd have sex the giant praying mantis would show up too and watch from the shadows it was also common to david that by this point anytime he talks about it he seems like he's just remembering it pretty fondly like it was a

past love he's like yeah i remember that we were going out we used to hang out she'd come and visit we'd make love the mantis was there david also began to paint his experiences trying to capture the events on canvas as a way to share them with other people and hopefully remember the moments better himself yeah didn't think of a camera or a video photograph a dream? Yeah, exactly. I don't appreciate the vibes you're bringing to this podcast. I thought this was going to be a fun little episode where we get to talk about love, celebrate sharing emotions and bodily fluids with creatures from another universe.

This man is not well. He is not well. He needs help. And not from an Andromeda 9, a bad bee from the planet Interstellar 5 look I appreciate

it's maybe hard to visualize these events that I'm telling you I'm saying that they're dreams they're portals I'm saying it's an alien

but it's a woman it's hard this is what these paintings are for this is why he did these paintings show me the I'm going to send you

a painting I believe this is send you a painting. I believe this is him with a painting of Crescent, his alien girlfriend. I am so worried. I am so worried. I just want to

remind you that this is a piece of human expression done from the heart. And on Valentine's Day, that's where we treasure the heart. Okay?

So bear that in mind when I send you this picture. We're done. It does kind of get funnier the longer you look at it. Well, I assume if you're on YouTube.com, we've been demonetized. Yeah, we can't show this. We've been demonetized. We might be able to show a censored image,

which gives the audio listeners at home an idea of the level of image we're dealing with here. I'll tell you this. If we're showing you a censored image, you ain't seeing much of the image. You're seeing David. You're seeing David. That's what you're seeing.

So, David, who's very old. Oh, he's 77. He was 77 when they did the documentary. He must be approaching 80. Very old. I hope he's still alive. He's a nice guy. Yeah, I'm sure. He's holding this is a life-size painting

which is interesting. Interesting choice. It is How would you describe it, Cain? All it is... is a completely naked woman. Well, not completely. Yes, completely. Not completely woman, though.

And the only thing... The only thing... He has painted a naked woman. Just a completely nude woman. Holding her boobs. Yeah, I was going to get to that. Okay. Cupping completely nude woman. Holding her boobs. Yeah, I was going to get to that. Okay. Cupping their naturals.

And the only difference is just their face is an alien grey face. The most typical boilerplate alien face you've ever seen. Right. Still has hair. The only thing that's different. Long black hair. Nice black hair. And just an alien face.

He has gone on record to say he doesn't know whether the hair is a wig or not. It's a wig, yeah. This is hideous. So that is what I believe, that is Crescent, the alien woman that he made love to. Does that make it better or worse, the fact that she is she is essentially 98 human rather than like a ball of tentacles you know kit turned his mic off kit is grabbing his phone and his wallet i think he's leaving patreon.com everyone is uh is the place if you want to find some extra content nice uh some kind of different content from this paranormal life cool oh that's just no that's just what i

need another i just think a hiatus this is i just think i just think a hiatus i just think a kind of indefinite little break what do you know another valentine's Day alone for Rory Powers. Fantastic. No, that's good. This happens... Enjoy your lunch in the afternoon. And yeah, we'll talk. We'll talk. This happens every time I show this picture on Valentine's Day. Honestly, I'm getting sick of it. For once, I'd like to just show this picture at a restaurant on Valentine's Day to someone

and for them to go, Huh, that is pretty interesting, Rory. I think David is actually onto something pretty interesting rory i think i think david is is actually onto something pretty interesting so cool i forgot i forgot my keys nice so kit's leaving uh which is which is actually so because i had like six other paintings to show him which i don't i mean i could i mean we could look at them now if you want but there's no one here to talk to so All right, I'm just worried that you're gonna see the next one and then you're gonna leave again

Cuz that was honestly like the the tamest one so far. It's the most tasteful The next painting is one that David did Depicting the first encounter he had with Crescent in the woods. Shit! Shit! Shit on it! There are so many more pictures that I could show you. Some more graphic, some less graphic.

There are paintings of... I'll see if I can get one of the praying mantis. Oh, good. Okay, here you go. Oh, here's a great one. Because I know we've been talking about them coming through a portal and the little gray guys and the praying mantis and things like that. This is one that has zero nudity in it, but shows you, gives you an illustration of what it was like to witness these events from David's point of view. Yeah, this is a bit strange, all right.

Point of view of David in a kind of Lynchian bedroom, a kind of dream world bedroom, very cold and abstract. And at the end of his bed in the moonlight or through a portal, whatever that's supposed to be, tall alien, two little mini bodyguard aliens. And then the prey, I thought you were joking about the prey man just watching what's happening in the corner, but he's in the corner watching. That little guy's a freak. like if i saw all those aliens at the start i would have assumed maybe the little greys and crescent were gonna continue to visit me and like hang out the praying mantis guy that's kind of like when your friends keep bringing the weird friend that they have around and you're like oh no i mean yeah no it's cool if he comes but like i thought it was just gonna be us tonight and they're like oh manti no manti's cool's just going to stand in the corner over there and watch.

And you're like, can we sidebar real quick? He's weird, man. He's too quiet. We shouldn't bring him. The aliens are disappointingly so generic. Yeah. I mean, so is Crescent if it wasn't for her female body and black hair. God.

They just have literally alien heads. Why? Why? Why does does crescent take a female human form is is that crescent has chosen to take that form i don't know what they look like i don't know if david ever really got to the bottom of it it seems weird if she can give herself a female body that a human would find appealing but then also has to wear a wig yeah just wear like a pound shop wig on top of everything it is very confusing unfortunately the story doesn't get simpler in fact it only gets a little bit stranger because while these events did continue everything changed one night when Crescent appeared and

said to him, David, the baby is dying. Oh no, what? To be honest, this is where, even for me, the story goes completely off the rails. I watched the entire documentary, like I said, and the frustrating thing is David himself, he tells this in the most nonchalant, chilled out way possible. He's kind of this guy who's like, look, I really don't care whether you believe it or not or think I'm crazy. I'm literally just telling you what I think happened. He is completely convinced that he had sex with this alien and all of these events took place.

This part, however, did push my limits. David said he went through a portal where he bumped into the praying mantis, demanded to see his baby, and when he got there, he realized that basically he'd made a baby every time he'd had sex with Crescent. Meaning there was an entire room filled with human alien hybrid babies. I believe he claims to have over 100. Very good. It's quite hard to figure out where David is in his journey

right now. In one claim, I saw him say that the encounter stopped on August 17th, 1987. Then at that point, David actually got married to a human woman and had a human baby and lived a pretty normal life, repressing all the memories and events that took place. But then it looks like things ramped up again. I think in one article where he was interviewed, he was like,

oh, I saw Crescent six months ago. She's back. Oh my God. Can you imagine getting into a relationship and your partner's ex was an alien i mean where would you do yeah i mean i guess it just depends on what you what you're like as a person in a relationship but i think most people you're probably not going to be jealous yeah until until they, yeah, how was the lovemaking? It was out of this world,

literally. Right, it's very hard to compete with. Yeah, it's like, okay, but yeah, oh, but baby, our relationship is even better. Our relationship is even better. And you're like, okay, so did you dump them?

Or no, no, she just went back to her planet. Okay, cool. So they could come back at any point. It's like, yeah, I guess they could. I guess they could. Now you mention it.

That would be amazing, actually. Yeah, if you do like them, I don't think I would. So you guys are different. You know, they made love to me for 17 light years. You did it 17 seconds. But I like that about you. It's fast. It's efficient you know i've never

been in a situation where i've had to be terrified or intimidated by a current partner's ex yes i feel like at one point when i was a teenager i was dating a girl whose ex-boyfriend was in prison for biting off someone's finger and that was the most i've ever been like ha that's cool that's cool what prison's he in is it secure though because i don't have any fingers to lose you know like she's like actually he got out the other day of good behavior oh is that so he said he wanted a snack and they let him out. What? Yeah, I think you do hear of like funny celebrity ones sometimes.

I guess with celebrities, they will sometimes go between dating normals and other celebrities. Yeah. So, you know, you could, I suppose, have a situation where your partner's ex was like, I don't know lady gaga or something yeah yeah and that would be maybe a little intimidating because celebrities are cool i guess it's probably like the girls that we went out with in secondary school they were probably like oh my god did you hear they have this podcast now it's so cool you know yeah they're probably like oh i actually right oh see so you're saying right so they're right they're partners later they say they're like oh that's so intimidating that yeah they're like her ex is like a paranormal podcast that's crazy like one of the biggest in the uk yeah i don't know globally your ex-girlfriend like like her partner now is like a human rights lawyer

and he's actually, I think he's at like the UN and stuff. Oh, Stephen. Yes. No, Stephen's a really cool guy. He's actually pretty, he's actually changing the world in a pretty big way. Yeah, no, it's, and it's, I'm looking forward to seeing how he continues to do it

after I bite off one of his little fingers. I'm coming for you, Stephen. I was the X. They call me the nibbler. Better lock your door than I, Steven. I'm coming for you. And Claire, please forgive me. Do you really want to go out with a guy who's only got nine fingers?

No, I'm still rocking all ten over here. Look, this is basically the end of our story I know this is an insane one Possibly one of the weirdest and wildest We've ever investigated on the podcast Possibly one of the worst As I said David Huggins He's very clear

Repeatedly in the documentaries and interviews He does not care if anyone believes his story Doesn't sound like it But anytime he tells them, he's completely honest. All he wants to do is do his paintings, share his experiences to those who will listen to him, and just share this weird story that he has and that he is convinced took place. I think there's parts of this story that we could debate on a regular episode of this paranormal life but i haven't even mentioned some of the craziest stuff that he claims has taken place over the last god

i mean he's saying he's been repeatedly abducted and had intercourse with aliens for 60 years that's a very tall claim to not have a single shred of evidence right you know to not like to not be like okay i know it's going to happen like clockwork next week so i'm gonna like strap a gopro to my nutsack just to capture a single frame of an evidence but it feels like he hasn't made a time and i think that's my biggest problem is this constant uh repetition of the fact that this is all essentially taking place in dreams yeah yeah yeah and that's where that's where he finds his excuses unfortunately is the fact that even when he talks about going through portals he he says some wild

stuff uh you know it goes beyond just them coming to visit him he claims he's been on alien crafts flying through space looking down at earth on their intergalactic spaceships looking after his 100 alien babies it's very far out there stuff uh and i i watch it and i see the documentary and i'm like hey as long as you're not hurting anyone and you believe this, that's fine. Because it seems like this is the only thing stopping you from hurting people. Yeah, I was like, I don't think I can get on board with this. But I wanted to cover this episode on our Valentine's Day episode because it's so very rare that we have an alien kind of abduction story that involves intimacy that blossoms into a beautiful relationship.

And I think that's worth celebrating. That it is a beautiful relationship. I don't think they have, I think you mentioned he's abducted every time against his will. I think it was consensual towards the end. Maybe not the praying mantis shit. I don't think there's such a thing

as a consensual abduction. Yeah, I think you're absolutely right. It is a rare thing. A rare, rare to... Normally we're dealing with glimpses of the paranormal, glimpses of the extraterrestrial world. Rare that we get to see anything more, anything more human than that.

And of course, isn't that the point? Isn't that the point that other creatures in the universe, we can't anthropomorphize them. We can't say that they're going to have human emotions, human feelings, look at the world through a human lens. Animals don't even do that here on Earth. We can't say that they're going to experience love, experience kinship, these things that we feel,

but they also might. We don't know. We don't know. And if the purpose for their visits is to make some sort of alien-human hybrid baby, we can say that they have done it. No, we can't. We surely can it is time for conclusions it's uh i think if this proves anything it is it is man's inbuilt jungian archetypal deep in the unconscious brain desire to bang aliens you heard it here first uh kit stick that in the trailer uh kit of course at the end

of every episode even silly ones like this we do have to come down on a decision as to whether or not we truly believe this happened whether or not we believe it's paranormal what are you thinking today no all right it's a double no for sure happy val Valentine's Day, everyone. You know what it is in a double no to? Love. Okay. All right? Decide what you think. Decide what it is you think love is.

Because you told us it's one thing, and then you took us on an hour-long, randy rampage through the paranormal. And then at the end, you're trying to tie it in a nice bow. I can tell you what love is, Kit. Love is... Yeah, all right. I might head out again, Kit. Love is... Yeah, all right.

I might head out again, honestly. Love is unwavering. Love is... Love is sharing an umbrella in the rain. Love is cooking breakfast for your partner without asking for anything in return. Love is a nine-foot praying mantis excreting goo across across a farm that's love

to me i actually think that was kind of beautiful i really think it was so i hope that you loved this episode of the podcast i hope you're having a great valentine's day uh whether you're celebrating with your loved ones with with your family, by yourself. Galentine's. Galentine's Day. When I was single at university, because I was such a cool guy, I used to on Valentine's Day, just treat myself to whatever food and drink that I wanted as like a nice little way to love myself. Unfortunately, that meant me eating three large Domino's pizzas

and a pint of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough to the point where I had to pass out of my bed at 7.30. Once Rory saw the Domino's app Valentine's deals, which were supposed to be for two people, he couldn't resist. I had to call up and fake that I had a girlfriend in the next room i was like yeah we're calling about the valentine's deal yeah what do you want yeah twain right

pretty cool huh i think i'll go for the stuffed crust oh you don't want okay fine you know what the missus gets what the missus wants no stuffed stuffed crust, please. Hey, Sydney Sweeney. Hey, Sydney Sweeney, what do you want? Hey, babe? Yeah. Yeah, well, no, it's not weird that I call her Sydney Sweeney. Yeah, no, it's not. It's her name.

Yeah, and I'm actually going to be s***ing her c*** later tonight. No. Because I'm not alone. No. And I have a girlfriend. I insist that Phil cuts that. I did once, same as you, I did once when I lived in Belfast back in the day

I was alone one Valentine's and same thing. I was like, this is a bit sad. I didn't have much food in the house so I wanted to get some food. So I was like, hey, I know and Irish listeners will know

that a safe bet, surely, of where to get, because going out would be a nightmare because you'd go out to a restaurant. Don't go out. And there would be couples everywhere. You'd feel like goddamn Bridget Jones in a montage. I was like, I'll be safe in Boojum. Because Boojum, which is basically,

for American listeners, just Chipotle. It's a cheap burrito place. It's a cheap burrito place. It's a cheap burrito place, especially back then. It was tiny back then too. I was like, I'll just post up at the bar. It'll be empty. It was couple. It was nothing but couples.

And it somehow made it even more sad that I was just, because there's nothing uglier than solo eating a burrito facing a wall. Yeah. Surrounded by couples. I assume these couples were kind of lady in the tramp style starting at both ends of the burrito and meeting in the middle at least i did have an air of judgment around me that i was like i was like fellas if you're taking your girl to irish chipotle on i say we need to do better. We need to do better, kings. We need to do better. Irish Chipotle. Those are such cursed words.

Jesus. Well, hey, thank you so much to everyone for listening to this week's episode of This Paranormal Life. It's fun to do something a little bit different, be current,

be with the times. And I thought this week it was a perfect excuse for us to do a Valentine's Day themed episode episode which hopefully you guys enjoyed i would recommend going and checking out some of the paintings that david has done maybe if you're over 18 i i would say some of these are a little x-rated uh but we will

be posting some versions of them uh on our socials so check it out on twitter on instagram uh we have full video versions of the podcast on YouTube, which is so much fun. You can watch all your favorite bits in HD on the internet.

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We've got the Knight of the Commune gold and silver coin. Kit and I are basically your deadbeat online boyfriends. And it's Valentine's Day and we need financial support. That's why. We're going to get around to applying for some jobs, babe.

But we just need a little change to make it through the week, you know? So you can head on over to patreon.com forward slash just paranormal life and support your guys, you know? Babe. Babe, how was your day? Oh, did you see when we were Youngfest just got announced? Oh, that would be so cool for us to go see blink 182 uh i'm not i'm a little light right now so i don't know if you could yeah since it's payday i don't know if you could maybe from

your good job pay for the tickets and you need help bringing in the the groceries that you picked up for both of us that's really great but i am in the middle of a game right now and it's online so i can't pause it so i guess like babe you didn't get the chicken nuggies i what the hell sorry i put it was like the one thing i asked on the list i don't know how you couldn't see them in the store yeah by the way the school called again i don't know what's going on there but i said they should just talk to you so i gave them your personal cell phone information so they can call you because like i don't want to have to deal with any of that shit you know know how stressed I get. If children? Jesus.

This is dark, man. We're kidding! Of course. Head on over to patreon.com forward slash this paranormal life to support this show. Because hey, we love you. We're glad you're here. We hope you're having a fantastic Valentine's Day. And we're so appreciative of you

supporting this podcast. So thank you for tuning in. Kit, any farewell words to the lovebirds out there? Let's do some shout outs for our supporters over at patreon.com. Of course, that's what I was just teeing up. That's what I was teeing up. Thank you to Gabriel. The Archangel Gabriel. He's so kind to bless us from Patreon. Usually the only angel that we care about today is the baby. Whatever the f*** his name is. The little one.

What? What's his name? Cupid. I forgot about that. Is he an angel? Yeah. No, he's a cherub. Which I think is a type of angel.

I don't remember. Gabriel, do you know Cupid?id if so can you get in touch um i'd like to get my hands on that bow oh yeah not gonna ask why thank you gabriel for supporting the show we appreciate it so much thank you to takran tak and ran but they cannot hide. I saw what you did. I saw what you did. Stealing from the commune seed vaults. Oh my god. We only have a single

loaf of bread worth of grain left, Takran. It's despicable that you would try and take it, even though we took it from you and your family. That's despicable that you would steal from the commune like that. How did he get past our guard scarecrows? That's what I want to know.

Guarding the seed vault. Yeah, they're pretty convincing. Own up. Own up, Takara. Confess. Do the honorable thing. We'll make your punishment only a hundred years. Thank you to Andrew.

Yeah, Andrew actually wrote in and was thinking of trying to include him in this episode because the email was titled Intergalactic Love, but it turned out it was just the name of his prog rock band that released a new album. So I don't know if those guys have done any weird stuff with aliens or if it's just a cool name for a record. It is a very cool name, Intergalactic Love. It sounds like a funk kind of band. Intergalactic Love. It sounds like a funk kind of band.

Intergalactic Love. Yeah, well thank you Andrew. Please send us a copy of the album. Thank you to Frank Luciano. Frank is also very well known in the commune. Some people will know him from the commune gallery where he's done some pretty

erotic extraterrestrial paintings. Yeah yeah i think that breaks the t's and c's of the thing the t of the what of the thing the what the thing what are you talking about yeah you can't do that kind of thing it's it's it's against the rules for for the art gallery yes i don't understand why do we have then, if not for erotic extraterrestrial art? Because it's a family show. We're a family show. How many times do I have to say it?

Well, then I won't commission anymore. You were paying him. Oh, my God. Thank you, Frank. And thank you, finally, to Philip Hunt. The hunt is on for Philip. That's right. He managed to escape the three layers of barbed wire fences surrounding the commune,

and he has made his escape. So everyone knows this weekend, the hunt is on for Philip. And the winner gets a seed. And, you know, I said it's a family show, and it is. The hunt is a family event. You know, there's face painting. There's music. There's erotic sweet extraterrestrial art and

we have we have kind of small weapons like slingshots that the kind of the children can use tons of great stuff we will find Philip thank you Philip thank you to everyone who supports us

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Thank you so much for listening, everyone. I hope you enjoyed this very weird and insane episode of the podcast. And I hope you're having a fantastic Valentine's Day. We love you. And we'll see you next week.