This Paranormal Life - Morgawr the Sea Beast
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Anyway, enjoy the story of Morgar the Sea Beast.
This one is actually a user, not a user, I was going to say a user submission, a listener submission.
That's right, it's coming from a drug addict who's seen some pretty
crazy shit subject what's the deal with crack uh we are going to investigate that first time ever
on location gonzo investigation uh this is a listener submission from one of uh one of the
leaders of the paranormal commune dan Daniel Mudson Hudson. Of course.
A day one, he wrote in and said,
Hey, paranormal pals.
I was doing some research on cryptids in the UK
and came across this, which caught my eye.
Daniel Mudson Hudson was talking about
Morgar.
Wow.
The Cornish sea beast. I've never heard of Morgar. Wow. The Cornish sea beast.
I've never heard of Morgar.
I had never heard of Morgar either.
So I looked it up.
Right.
Right off the bat, you know, you got a lot of similarities
between Morgar and the Loch Ness monster.
Sure.
But the main difference being,
while Nessie lives a life of uh solitude
sure hiding in the shadows morgar likes the spotlight oh i thought nessie was pretty famous
nessie is definitely a red carpet oscars kind of paranormal entity yeah definitely a list
morgar is more of like is more that actor that you're it just is in
every is popping up in every movie okay and you're like who's it morgar's in this he's hot right
again okay morgar is not does not shy away from the public's view nessie is like daniel day lewis
does a handful of stellar world-class performances but then moves to the middle of bumf**king nowhere
right yeah and he's never seen again but it's kind of a legend but morgar is marvel universe
not nine movies a year kind of guy well i found an amazing basically an amazing log of all the
sightings of the beast uh on a site called
fortiana which was a it was a great site a lot of this info is coming from fortiana so go check it
out if you're interested nice but what we're gonna do is we're gonna start right back at the beginning
and work our way through the sightings all the way up to the current day all right that seems
like a good format for the podcast work our way methodically from the past
to the future this is some old school tpl shit this is how this is how we used to rock it
actually i'm too excited let's go straight to the future morgar's got a jet pack and a laser gun
i need contact you're right you're right that was That was abrupt. We'll go back. Going to the future 2050,
Morgar is president of every country.
It rules the world.
Our story begins on April 26th, 1876.
Wow, long time ago.
Fishermen at Garen's Bay land back at shore,
panting and out of breath.
When they finally-
Not just because they're big guys either. When they finally... Not just because they're big guys, either.
When they finally collected themselves,
they began to tell the story
of capturing
an enormous sea serpent.
Wow.
The Royal Cornwall Gazette was the first newspaper
to report the story, and they said,
The sea serpent was caught alive
in Gerund's Bay. Two of our fishermen
were afloat, overhauling their crab pots about 400 yards from the shore,
when they discovered a serpent coiled up in the floating cork mark of the crab pot below.
Upon their near approach, it lifted its head and showed signs of defiance,
upon which they struck it forcibly with an oar.
They pursued and captured it, bringing it it ashore led alive for exhibition soon after which it was killed on the rocks and most inconsiderately
cast again into the sea why was not the wonderful creature for which so many have been looking
preserved and exhibited it would have brought fame and riches to its captors
you're damn right this isn't the way you think a cryptid story is going to start where the cryptid
is dragged to shore and beaten to death and then thrown back in the ocean no you know usually it
starts off with like a fisherman's tale or like a snapshot and you see it in the distance yeah or like you go through
your family photos and morgar's always been there in the background of everyone their first instinct
was to beat it with an oar which even if you thought it was any kind of animal that's pretty
cruel yeah well what is the defiance i need to get to the bottom of this i am not sure they said it shows signs of defiance which i guess is just any any sign that
it didn't want to be beaten to death by an oar fine like wriggling around and stuff that's kind
of defiant okay okay okay like let me out of here you're wiggling around i mean i guess i shouldn't
be surprised isn't that i don't i'm not a big fisher but i understand that maybe to shock the fish you like
smack their heads off the ground uh to stop them yeah you know to try and kill them or stun them
stop them wriggling about that sounds right now that you say it because i went on a fishing trip
when i was growing up in northern ireland yeah and yeah smashing fish's heads against the side of the boat if it doesn't stun them we had a very cruel guide
that's all i'll say yeah he shouldn't have been taking children out on a fishing boat for sure
yeah if that if that was just off the dome some shitty made up to look cool does this stun the
fish what i'm just showing them who's boss, that's all. Keeping them in their place.
There's a f***ing million of them in there.
You know what would happen if they made it to land?
There's a million defiant little shits swimming about down there.
So, there had been rumors about a creature like it in the area,
but it had never been captured or obviously not killed before.
And even though the body was missing,
the locals figured that this was the end of Morgar.
Right.
Until July 5th, 1912,
over 30 years later.
Damn.
The crew of Dajaman vessel,
Kaiser in Victoria,
noticed something strange off their ship.
As the object grew closer, they saw it clear as day.
A huge sea beast!
20 feet long!
A blue-gray top and a white belly.
The creature was whipping back and forth in the water defiantly.
But before the men could get to it,
the beast submerged.
Of course.
Now we have a sighting of a creature
that matches the description of the beast 30 years later.
But they thought they killed the creature
and threw it back into the ocean.
Could it possibly have survived?
Is this another version of this sea beast?
Hmm.
So we could be talking about the same morgar the one and only the the the champion of the oceans or it could be in a member of morgar's family maybe
some other a number of the species morgar jr sure morgar senior which there was a bit of white in
that belly honestly it might make sense because morgar jr would be out for revenge yeah 30 years later yeah morgar this time it's personal he was he was
like a centimeter like a marble sized egg at the time that his papa was taken away from him so
cruelly uh but he saw he saw everything because he's just basically one eye when they're when
they're like that the next official sighting of the creature was in the 1920s,
when a 15-year-old boy named Donald Bray was walking with his family and their friends
when little Donald spotted something out in the water.
Bloody hell, Dad, what the f*** is that?
My language, Junior.
It was the morgar.
F***ing hell, Junior. It was the morgar. F***ing L, son.
They described it as a sea serpent with a head like a cow.
A long neck.
What?
A long neck, four feet out of the water, and a humped body.
What does that mean?
Apparently, the creature reportedly looked Donald in the eye.
The cow looked Donald in the eye the car looked donald in the eye the sea serpent with a cow's head and a hump body okay looked him
straight in the eye so like a camel or something look what we're gonna learn today as the story
continues is that unlike the chupacabra or the wendigo morgar has been seen a lot by a lot of
different people yeah and every time he's seen he pretty much looks different okay this is a
shapeshifter he's a little shapeshifter i mean it's always a slight variation of your classic
sea monster but obviously cow head no one mentioned a cow head in the previous encounters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting that it had an interest in Donald.
I did want to say one thing,
which is that,
you know,
I, I,
I,
I,
I,
I'm not judging the first sailors too harshly.
These guys beat the thing to death allegedly.
Because if, about your character
is anything okay enough if morgar is anything it is a rare pokemon okay uh and from what i remember
from my pokemon training days is that it was all too easy to land an accidental critical hit on the Bish. You one-shot that thing.
Its HP goes right to zero.
And it's dead.
It's gone.
There is a difference, though, between accidentally quick attacking a magic carp and it fainting.
Sure.
And beating a Gyarados to death with an oar.
They used the same attack multiple times.
Yeah, because Margot fainted.
Margot fainted and they didn't stop.
Margot fainted in the water.
Then they dragged it ashore
and then used, like,
f***ing water blast, thunderbolt.
They used a powerful attack.
They captured him with an ultra ball,
brought him back to shore released him in the
ball he thinks he's going out to battle he just beat the shit out of him with an oar
all right all right that's that's not the side you want to that's some team rocket
bullshit right there that's right but we don't associate with. The story continues. In 1926, two fishermen were dragging nets three miles off of Foulmouth
when all of a sudden they felt a snag on the ropes.
Oh boy, we got a big one this time.
Pull it on board.
Is that the local accent?
That's the local.
I actually think it is.
I hear it's a beautiful place.
As the men dragged the net up
they cried out loud as they discovered a giant sea monster in the net what the net was tiny as well
don't know how this happened it was 20 feet long with an eight foot with it with an eight foot, with an eight feet, with an eight foot tall, strange beaked head.
The head is eight feet?
And four tiny little scaled legs attached to its body.
Okay.
The men also noticed that it had a broad back covered with matted brown hair.
The men managed to grab a sample of the hair,
matted brown hair the men managed to grab a sample of the hair and when it was examined by experts from the plymouth marine biological observatory they could offer no explanation okay as to what
creature it had come from i feel like we're missing okay i feel like we're missing a couple
steps sure in that capture process so this thing is 20 feet long 20 feet long its head alone is eight foot
uh tall eight foot but it in this version it does have a beaked head so i don't know if it's like
two foot head six foot beak okay like a hummingbird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or whatever that thing is.
A stork.
What's the one that delivers the babies?
Yes, yes.
I got confused with a pelican in my mind for a second.
I was like, do the babies go in the mouth?
That's what I was thinking.
That is very dangerous.
So they capture it.
Apparently they get close enough to grab a tuft of hair.
Yeah.
And presumably rip it out.
Yeah.
It's not just falling off like candy floss.
I don't think so.
But yet, where is the beast?
How didn't they reel it in?
Either they let it go or it escaped defiantly.
Well, we do know it is defiant.
I guess that's possible.
Maybe they grabbed some of the hair and they were like, this is all proof we need right a beast's hair and then they're like get out
of here you little scamp this is enough to make us rich yeah we'll be rich no but they didn't even
consider that if they take it to a uh you know a biologist a marine biologist i can be like we
don't know what this is yeah where's the creature they're like oh shit did you need like a toenail clipping he had four
little legs maybe he had four little we need this skeleton we need really shit oh man that actually
makes sense now that you say it i have a problem all right no moving on no no no no no no no you
don't get to we just have a lot of sightings to get through. We haven't even started. Okay.
This is under the header, the early days.
All right.
No.
Okay. Well, there's a lot of problems in the early days that set a bad foundation for the rest
of the story.
What's so weird about a 20 foot f***ing beaked cow with four little legs?
Almost.
The worst, most confusing bit is the hair yeah no sea beast has
hair it's not very water dynamic it's not good for swimming because even even amphibious creatures
don't have hair a platypus maybe has a has hair it's kind of like a beaver but like it's different
it's yeah an otter yeah all right and they have like a beak
they have a bill it's all coming out it's all coming out now i just every question you just
had i just answered it i wouldn't go that far i wouldn't go you actually tried to move the story
on before i could get my question okay 1934 the monster was spotted in Whitsand Bay By several witnesses
It was described as
Monstrous
Glossy
Black
With a long goose-like neck
Oh, f*** off
A humped back
And a tremendous tail
Goose?
Look
This is everything but a sea beast
We've had humpback
Kylok head
Beak
Look goose
Goose neck
Goose neck is just a descriptive way of saying
Slippery ass little snake neck
I just want it to be
A Nessie
I want it to be a sea snake A sea serpent want it to be a sea snake, a sea serpent.
You could say that Nessie has a goose neck.
You could say, because, you know, think about a goose, right?
Which one is that?
I'm thinking about a swan, actually.
What the f*** is a goose?
They're all the same.
They're all birds with big-ass necks.
It's similar.
You know, it's that little curve curve thing the bit that pops out of the
water okay fine all right i'm glad i got you on board i feel like there's tougher bits coming up
it has the teeth of a man in the autumn of 1944 ed bodart and other crew members of a fishing vessel
witnessed a creature somewhere off Foei Point.
Suddenly, the Black Sea parted some 10 to 12 feet off the starboard side. A 3 to 4 foot diameter object with a ball-like head came straight out of the water
and rose to a height of some 12 feet above the surface.
Okay, the sea parted?
The sea parted like freaking Moses.
Okay.
Are we now entering into the realm of the paranormal?
If it wasn't weird enough already.
So this thing is not just a goose, not just a beaked car.
It may be Poseidon itself.
It may rule the seas.
They said the Black Sea parted some 10 to 12 feet in front of them
10 to 12 feet is a pretty that's pretty deep water this is off the coast of this is still
off the coast of cornwall so yeah this all kind of takes place in cornwall uh yeah i mean at those
depths that fishers fish i think it can vary a lot i mean i've only been in a boat off the uk a
couple of times and like it is kind of alarming how shallow it gets at points yeah but yeah it
could be anything from i guess hundreds of feet to quite little like you know 20 30 feet and as
far as i know yeah there are probably some species of whales that uh you know make their way around the uk but uh definitely not
a lot of creatures that would have the capabilities physically let alone spiritually
to part the water 10 feet i think they would need to be baptized for a start that ability
they would have to have some super saiy abilities. So here we have not only the appearance of the beast changing,
but also the manner in which it appears.
That is nuts.
Spooky stuff.
This is very outlandish.
We're going forward again to the 1970s.
Graham Sampson of Kingsbridge claims he heard strange barking noises underwater.
Shut the f*** up.
Underwater?
You can't hear anything underwater.
I don't know what he...
What?
Was he underwater?
That was...
That's...
I shouldn't have included that one.
That's the stupidest one.
Is that it?
Yeah, that's pretty much the whole...
Oh my god.
He just stuck his head underwater, heard a few claps... He few claps bubble and thought it was the beast itself
barking for action there are so many more sightings that take place in the 1970s that
i'm just gonna have to tell you the dates spotted in april 1976 Spotted in January 1976.
Spotted in March 1976.
Actually, in March 1976, a woman named Mary F. managed to actually take two photographs of the beast.
Really?
These pictures were published in local newspapers a few days later.
I would love this because we can finally put these rumors about goosenecks to rest.
Yeah, and before we do put it to rest,
she said the creature looked like an elephant waving its trunk.
Oh, my God.
But the trunk was a long neck with a small head at the end.
Like a f***ing snake head.
Okay, well, someone said the head was eight foot long,
so it's not exactly a small head.
They said the beak was maybe eight foot long the head
is like a raisin up there it's tiny we didn't have a beak that day maybe she was looking at
him from the back so the beak was out look these sightings have gone on long enough it obviously
doesn't care about being seen it's flashing its beak and gooseneck all over town it parted the
ocean it hasn't been done in over 2 000 years that's metaphorically drawing back the curtains
to reveal itself yeah it couldn't be more out in the open if it could fly a hand glider it was
time to get a professional involved yes so in march 1976 i'm sorry can i see the photos you kind of glossed
over that you kind of use it as evidence but then in sorry you're just you're interrupting me in
march no i'm not interrupting you because you brought up the photo so all i have is can we see
the photos before you move on i'm not gonna lie bud we are short on time tonight it is a little
rushed i have the photos i definitely have right so just turn the computer on and show me it i don't i mean
you know if you're not willing to show me i'm just gonna that's cool you just talk and i'll
look up the photos on google no no don't do that don't do that i'll show i'll show them to you i'll
show them to you it's fine all right you're being so reluctant about showing me the photos.
I don't know why.
I just...
The creature's been described in so many beautiful ways
that I feel like showing you the pictures of the beast
aren't going to live up to the expectations
that you have created in your own head.
Well, that you've created by...
Hey!
Talking a big game.
Don't shoot the messenger here.
I didn't say the thing had a beak.
I didn't say it was a little goose.
You absolutely said all of those things. Who else said i regurgitated them i'll show you the pictures
but you have to just accept that this these were the olden days and pictures were shit
things don't look good okay so just bear that in mind so it doesn't you're saying before you even
look glanced at it you're saying it doesn't it's not believable in your head you're saying before you even glance at it, you're saying it's not believable?
In your head, you're obviously expecting like a selfie of the beast with a beautiful gooseneck and a lovely beak.
Listen, we've been doing this for 150 episodes.
I'm just expecting...
All right, here it is.
Here it is then, you son of a bitch.
Holy f***ing Christ.
Watch it.
Watch it, all right?
We're barely out of the early days section okay
there's a lot more to come so choose your next words wisely what why is it
a literal shadow why that's no more evidence for you no more you lost you just lost your
evidence privileges buddy it does have a raisin head. You're right.
It looks like a dinosaur.
It looks like the big dinosaurs that eat leaves from the top trees.
What are they called?
A diplodocus or something?
Diplodocus, yeah.
The bottom one looks badly drawn.
I don't know how that's possible for a photograph, but its neck is squiggly.
The neck is squiggly.
It looks like an ink blotch.'s an ink blotch it's absolutely it's pitch black despite the sea being different shades hey those pictures were
published in a newspaper so well that doesn't be careful going around and saying that those
aren't authentic so as i said time to get a professional involved.
In March 1976, renowned dragon hunter, Professor Michael McCormick.
Stop right there.
Dragon hunter.
Came over.
A dragon hunter?
Renowned dragon hunter?
Not just dragon hunter.
Renowned dragon hunter,, Michael McCormick.
I'm just slightly confused because I'm pretty sure even we've covered dragons on the show before.
Have we?
I think maybe in the very early days.
We did that one that talked about the legend of Shonks.
And I think he fought a dragon at some point.
That might have actually been a bonus episode.
I'm not sure.
And dragons definitely did come up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think we've ever done an episode on dragons. That could be a good episode i'm not sure and dragons definitely did come up yeah yeah i don't think we've never we've ever done an episode on drag that could be a good
episode yeah that's a good show well i don't mean to spoil that upcoming episode but
don't say dragons aren't real i'm just saying i've never heard of a dragon hunter let much less a
renowned dragon hunter well he came all the way from albuquerque, New Mexico to see the beast.
So I don't know what they're training people to do over there.
Apparently cooler stuff than they are over here.
His plan was to capture the beast
with a little help from a very special man
named Doc Shields.
I don't know if you remember Doc Shields.
No.
He actually came up in a case that we investigated in the past.
Uh-huh.
In the investigation of the Owlman.
Oh, yeah.
Another Cornwall beast.
Cornwallian.
Cryptid.
Oh, yeah.
The Pedo Owl.
I remember him.
For lack of a better word.
Yeah.
Doc Shields was the cryptid hunter who is definitely not a doctor or has any medical training.
And we looked up his Wikipedia in the episode.
And the best part that we found was that he had to leave London after a drunken incident in which he threatened a police officer with a gun.
Okay. So maybe not the best guy to take down this thing alive well he's got a gun we know that we know that i will say you know after after him popping up a second time i actually looked up
more about doc shields guy's got a great history of hunting the paranormal really he's been doing
the lord's work uh all over the uk getting involved
in a lot of different cases and i mean here he is teaming up with a dragon hunter from new mexico
why isn't this a netflix show doc shields and michael mccormick one of them's got a gun and
the other one hunts dragons it said that the pair used quote traditional magical and ceremonial techniques to lure the creature out of
the ocean traditional is gun right traditional's gun magical is the gun but the bullets have been
dipped in holy water for quite a while they were unsuccessful what's quite a while? We talking hours or weeks?
We're talking months by the looks of it. The Beast was sighted on April 16th, 1976.
In May 1976.
In July 3rd, 1976.
Later in that same month, Roy Peters, a 17-year-old diver, said that he saw three mini Morgars just off the coast.
He said they had skin like seals, but because of their ugly heads and necks, they were definitely not seals.
Well, I think something that makes Morgars special is the fact that he's very big.
So three mini ones is automatically a little less interesting
three mini morgars that look like seals are probably seals yeah come to think of it i prefer
them being cows and geese and whatever the well months later in november 1976 doc shields said In 1976, Doc Shields said that he had managed to capture the creature in photographs at Parsons Beach.
We knew you could do it, Doc. I don't know why I ever doubted you. You're the man for the job. Let's see it. Let's see these photos.
He said, I was waving my stick around and it appeared no one was more amazed than me.
appeared no one was more amazed than me doc said he had stumpy little horns and he described the body of the animal as 15 feet long okay uh well what did he just say he was waving his sticker on
maybe that was part of the ceremonial process or maybe also did he say is what he calls his gun
i think that is what people call i was waving my piece around and it appeared uh also did he say is what he calls his gun i think that is what people call i was waving my piece
around and it appeared uh also did he say no one was more surprised than me so even he didn't think
he could do it i mean it's been i'm frankly amazed he's still here it's been months at this point
the dragon lord went home probably day five after it didn't show up.
But a year later, on February 2nd, 1977,
Doc Shields again tried to invoke Morgar
at the same point that he'd seen the beast last,
but it was unsuccessful.
She's playing hard to get, he claimed claimed i don't want to derail us
too much but you did again mention that photographs were taken and then kind of skimmed over that fact
is it possible to see doc's photos i'm not gonna lie i don't have these photos okay in my evidence
but that's because i also didn't look for them so i'm gonna do a little google search right now
uh it's very hard to tell because of um his involvement with the loch ness monster and
morgar which is which because they both kind of look the same beast that is one of the like puppets from like the land before
time yeah it does poking out of water a dinosaur's head just emerging i am whenever he said about
waving his sticker on i am somewhat impressed by this image of him uh on a beach
wielding a sword oh my god with two naked women on either side of him
and he's just in like a raincoat and a woolly jumper with with like as with like a four foot
long broad sword if that does not make you trust a man, I don't know what does.
We're jumping straight from the early days to a little section called conclusions.
What?
You gotta be kidding me.
I'm out of evidence.
I really thought the dark shields thing was gonna pinch it for you
what are your thoughts it was like you it was like you robbed the jewelry store
got into the getaway vehicle and then at the first turn off slowed down to a halt and handed yourself yourself in look i set out to to to to list all of the sightings of morgar this this beautiful
sea serpent with a cow head a goose neck and a big beak sure and i did that granted have there
been more since february 2nd 1977 sure there's probably been a shit ton because it seems like
he pops up every other day have i looked into them no hell no the last thing i saw was a couple
years back someone thought they found his skeleton washed up on the beach okay he might not be with
us anymore there's a good chance morgar's dead right um i mean the the thing's already been alive for over
a hundred years and the first encounter i mentioned was him being beaten to death so i'm gonna go
ahead and assume he's probably not around anymore yeah well after that point every year was a gift
yeah it was an unexpected gift okay no listen i'm being a little hard i only thought i just from all this talk of early years i
thought there might have been more recent sightings that was misleading of me sure but you know i
shouldn't necessarily expect that a cryptid doesn't necessarily mean some psychedelic paranormal beast
that lives beyond the means of space and time it just means a creature unknown to science right um that we
don't know if it exists yet so it might have a normal lifespan and that could involve it dying
in the last 50 years for sure it's true particularly when the fishermen were beating it to death i will
say it's particularly interesting that there is such a glut of sightings for this beast you know
that's something that can't necessarily
be said of a lot of other beasts i mean including the loch ness monster loch ness monster listen
he's he's he's too famous yeah everyone every tourist is visiting there wanting to see nessy
um so they have to come away with a story and oftentimes they're just making stuff up she's she's gotta like swim around with the baseball cap and the shades on yeah these days
getting like ubers just to and from every lake because it's like i can't even she can't even
set tail in public without being snapped by the the paps yeah whereas this one is a little bit
more under the radar i mean all i know about
cornwall is is what we've researched on the podcast and from that it basically sounds like
narnia right there are monsters and goblins and sea beasts probably talking lions helping kids
take over the the the mythical government i don't know what's going on in this place
got cryptids coming out the wazoo it's definitely there's definitely something to it like i mean
cornwall scotland ireland it's all kind of this it's all this kind of celtic landscape very
beautiful mystical looking landscapes that definitely lend themselves to undiscovered creatures. Yeah.
And you could probably argue that as a cynic, maybe some of that folklore and mythology has seeped into the residents of these places.
More so than people in larger cities.
Very true.
Yeah.
I don't know how many like cryptid sightings are coming out of like south london yeah uh compared to places like cornwall it's true it's true but i will say one thing
i'm disturbed by is the wild variation in descripting factors oh yeah uh for morgar
either there is a monster factory at the bottom of the ocean or people can't describe
a creature very well or else morgar has some kind of gta style paint job garage underneath the ocean
where after every sighting he gets a new look every time he gets five stars he just rolls into
this garage changes color and pops out and everyone's like
what the who the who is that couldn't be morgar morgar is the face of a cow yet this is a goose
all right we're just uh being around the bush here uh we don't have to come to a conclusion
on bonus episodes whether or not it's real and whether or not it's false sure and out of the
courtesy of morgar i'm not gonna do that out of the courtesy of morgar i'm not
going to do that out of the courtesy of doc shields i'm not going to do that because he's
probably still out there with two babes and a broadsword swinging it about in a thunderstorm
hunting to this very day no one was more surprised than me when something actually happened
um thank you guys for listening.
Thank you, Kit, for letting me tell you the tale. Hey, thank you for investigating this, Roy.
You did a stellar job pulling this one together.
Thank you.
Special shout out to, as I said, Fortiana, the website that had a lot of information
about the history and sightings of Morgar, which was awesome.
Guys, there's nothing to shout out, really.
We couldn't be here without you.
We couldn't be doing this without you. So I just want to thank you for helping to support the show helping to support these two paranormal pals in their podcast adventures i've said it before i
say it again you guys own us yeah well don't say it don't say it i've said it before i say it again
getting it in their head you can tell us to do pretty much anything and we will do it. If you've got
a problem you need help with,
if it's like a little,
you need a little muscle,
let us know. Whoa, okay. Well, that took a weird turn.
I thought you meant like fix a sink or like
unplug a drain or something.
You know.
You're saying we can kill
on demand.
I didn't say anything like that, Rory.
I just said if you need a couple extra muscles.
Okay.
I'm not talking about Mr. Muscle, all right?
Wink, wink.
Don't wink.
You could have winked and I would have been able to see it, but you said wink, wink.
Well, the listeners wouldn't have seen the wink, would they?
I didn't know you wanted them to see the wink because it seems...
All right.
I get what you're saying.
If you need someone's legs broken what did we say i think we said in one of the early episodes uh that if you
donate to us on patreon we will hunt and kill whoever you say is bigfoot
we only need one word yeah because then that's not on us yeah we're like julia said that it was bigfoot
so we're just doing our jobs that's not on us that's our thing guys thank you so much for
joining i hope you enjoyed this month's bonus episode uh we'll be back obviously next tuesday
with a brand new paranormal tale and until then folks always remember to live fast investigate
and die young, baby!
Wahoo!