This Past Weekend - BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

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Do you see this? So Eric Adams, he teaches, what was he saying? They're teaching kids how to- They're teaching parents how to search your kid's room to find drugs and gun stuff. Get it, you see this dude? You can look in a jewelry box, a jewelry box of this nature, maybe a simple jewelry box,

but if you look through it closely, you don't know what your child may be hiding. For hiding for instance a gun that's from the state of New York It almost seems like um like the story before Castlevania starts it like on a video game This is the opening menu But if you look through it closely, you don't know what your child may be hiding Behind a picture frame you can find bullets This is a video game. That's where you find bullets in video games Look through it. Just look through his knapsack. You might find a grenade

in addition to a book Something simple as a crack pipe What grade is the kid but also it could be a place where you can secrete or hide drugs. Secrete, you can secrete. Bro, this is the mayor. Like a pillow like this with a button is a perfect invitation to hide something. I've felt something bumpy. I will reach in, see what it is. Just look at my little cases.

God only knows, I'll tell you this, man. Those Doordash people see some shit. Oh god, I do. You know, in India, they have a cast of people called the Untouchables. Do they really? Yes, you just can't fuck with them. Wow.

You can't go near them, you see them, and you look away. That is kind of, and don't take offense to this, but it is when I encounter a food delivery person in the wild, I look away. No. I will look away. Tim, you don't feel like you're one of them? A food delivery person? No. Yeah.

Because I just, there's so many other jobs. I just feel like if you're delivering DoorDash, I just inherently, here's the thing, I love them as a person, they're a child of God, but they're in so much pain. A lot of times you can see they're in pain. I can't see. They're just listening to Scott's Stab usually.

I don't feel like they're in, I think some of them are in pain. They're just, it's tough. It's a hard, I just, it's hard for me to see and look at. It's just hard for me to look at. And we got a love fella in the house today, Riley Mao, how are you brother? Doing well.

Have you blasted that corn stalk yet? You popped that corn stalk or what's going on with you daddy? How's the love life, Bubba? Get us the latest man, you uh. Well, I almost had something happen. Um, yesterday. No! Yep, it was during the Super Bowl.

A friend of mine invited me. And we were hanging out and everything was great. And this other guy shows up. No! So you met up with the girl? No, yeah. We were just at a bar. Okay, you're at a bar. And a dude showed up? Yeah.

No. Yeah, I saw him and I knew something was going to happen. And what was he wearing? Was he dressed pretty well? He just had slacks on and nice jacket. Fuck him. I mean, did he know that you were there with her? Yeah.

Oh, so he rode in, right? And, okay, so he shows up now, what do you do? Are you posturing a little or what happened? Are you? I'm just chilling. I'm sitting next to her and everything's going great. And I get up to use the bathroom. And once I get back, he's...

That's normal, dude. Go make toilet, that's normal. Go on. And he's in my seat next to her. No. What the F, a white guy? No. Wow.

Wow. Wow. A mixed guy? Yeah, more darker. Okay. A lot of the black girls in our town and stuff would get knocked up by the black guys at a young age. Yeah. So all of our black girls disappeared at around 13 years old

and got pregnant. Yeah, and they come back. And then they come back and they're just different, or they just like, yeah, they have a child now, or they have like baby milk on their shoulder or whatever. Like, they were just more advanced. Like the black kids in our school were more sexually advanced.

They just had sex earlier and stuff. So I think that was intimidating. The black girls were intimidating because they had more experience. Yeah, it's funny. So much as you talk to a black guy, he's like, I got hit when I was 10. You're like, what? Like, for real?

Sorry, dude. It's okay. This place just went out of business. We're good. We were 16, 17 when we hooked up. Y'all met at a carnival? Yeah, she worked for somebody and I was working out there and she worked for a friend of mine, another family.

Let me dart that balloon, huh? She was actually pregnant when we hooked up already too. Really? Yeah. Wow, that seems illegal. That's crazy in the eyes of God, but I don't know. We're still friends. Did I still, I mean, Raekwon, her son works for me now.

Oh yeah, yeah, really? Yeah, her son works for me. Was there drug use out there? A little bit. Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit. So most of the time I'm the server. You're on the line.

Yeah, I like to be on the line because I know how fast I could go. Even if I drop stuff, you know, I just keep on going. Oh yeah. You know, just keep on going, just like your lunch lady Annie. Well, we had a couple of good lunch ladies. We had this one lady we had named Sarge actually. And she was, I think a, um, she loved ladies. I'll say that.

Oh yeah. We had this other lady, um, Ms. Moncrieff, she, uh, she'd always be like, make sure to get your Spaghetti. That's what she called it. Your Spaghetti. Get your Spaghetti. So she would yell at us. That's funny.

She'd be like, get your Spaghetti. And instead of saying cake, she would say like, this is crazy, but she would kind of say like ca- like caq. So she'd be like, and get you a cut of coconut ca- over there. See, I think we all have to be a little nuts, you know, to be over there so long around everybody. You know, most think I am a little off,

but it's okay because I've accepted that, you know, a long time ago. Dude, Shoney's in, bro. I remember for $11, you could stay at the place, right? For $15, you could stay and eat, right for $15 you could stay and eat right? So with that $4 up charge you got that buffet shown He's had an in and we would go bro and the they had they also had this like premier buffet for like two more dollars You could go they had like this kind of roped off area of the buffet and down there. They had fucking Salmon or whatever, you know, damn, you know, special pickles, salmon, honeydew melon.

Like I'd never, shit, you'd never seen fuckin' gay watermelon, you know what I'm saying? They had all this special shit. When you were a kid, all that shit's nice until you get old and you're like, why am I eating this shit? I'm gonna fuckin' die. Look at the people around me, look what they look like, and here I am with them, about fucking die. Look at the people around me. Look what they look like. And here I am with them about to die.

Now Willie, what would it take to get you to cheer for another team? That is a question I would like to know, man. What would it, what amount of money would it take? Couldn't take no money. I'm a diehard or tired fan. What amount of, what amount of P*** would it take for you?

No P*** or nothing. I'm a diehard and tired fan. Now what if a woman came and I'm talking a lady came over from Texas A&M. I'm talking a lady rides up in a Corvette, Willie. What the tits look like. With some of that fucking, that real, that real, she got some titties look like two angry dogs

trying to chew on your cock. All the tired women. And tell me this this she got that cooter owner that Ted that a Nice scene some of them at the airport Yeah, baby, and what do you know man did some of them have one? Baby had one that a choker mu I'm body. Praise God, baby. Had one night and a chocomoo. Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about.

It was a nice building. They did have a pool at the building. That was pretty cool. Okay. And I was learning to play guitar at the time. And so I would go in there. He'd have some, every now and then he'd have a chick stay over and I'd go in there and play.

Love that. Tears and tears. The song about Eric Clapton's son dying. Is that what it's about? Yeah. That's the song you would play while the guy was getting c***ed. It's about his son falling out of a window. What? No way. Was he in the military?

No, he was like a little ass kid. It's a tragic song. It's alive. He's alive. Yeah. So your friend's dad who's giving you shelter is getting, see, with one of his eight Viagras and he has to battle that Viagra's up against that old man's LED and the saddest song, one of the saddest songs of the nineties. A poor rendition by the way.

There's no way you were good at it. You're butchering it and it's sad as shit. I'm sorry. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bong. Oh, so my bad. Bing, bing, bong, bing, bing. Oh. What you know, my name. Dude, but I would go in there, and one time after a couple, they would request me to come back in. Wow.

You were the fucking, you were the music for them fucking. There used to be a show, it was like Amish, something Amish, like something Amish, like something Amish. And they- Good joke. This one dude-

Something Amish. This one dude kept like mowing his grass. He had to use that old school cutter, this like the spin thing. The spinning wheel thing. Yeah. And he's like, this sucks, I was adopted, I'm not even supposed to be Amish, he said. I'm not even supposed to be. You're he said. I'm not even supposed to be. Your interview's fucking hilarious.

It's like a flight that never takes off. You're just sitting there. Man, I wish you could pick your cases. I wish they had a menu, like, oh, here's the cases they're doing today. Because then I could see if I wanna pretend like I'm racist or not to try and get out of it. Oh yeah, you gotta, yeah.

I roll right in there and tell them I'm racist. No. What t-shirt are you wearing? And last time they're like, we have so many racists here today. We still have to ask you guys a couple questions. We gotta filter through that, see how racist you are. Like we just go and grab a random group

of a hundred of America's dumbest people and be like, hey, sit in this room, we're gonna use 10 of you to solve this murder. It my mind well it's the craziest part about it is this bitch works out of Leslie's pool supply and now they're fucking in charge of a murder now they're trying to figure out who killed Kennedy right here like and some guys like I don't know the difference between a cucumber and a pickle and you want me to decide on this jury? This is a Fuddruckers manager You ever been in a pyramid scheme? No, I've been in a couple

My buddy won his family's Football pool it was like their NCAA their college football pool they did every year. He won us like $600, dude. He was so excited. He could have changed his life. And instead his mom convinced him to buy a Christmas village of like rare Christmas village houses. Oh yeah. They're back.

Bro. They're back. They're happening right now. My buddy to this day is. He's big into the Christmas houses. No rent, rent in much. The tenants don't make much noise. And the, uh, and the street lights are always on.

Electric bill's low. Oh, yeah. So yeah, running into a lot of issues, but God, that just broke him, man. He never recovered from that. Dude, I met a dude yesterday in Tennessee. He said he took out a $800 life insurance policy on his wife. $800? That's pretty insulting. Well, yeah, that's what I felt like.

When I say I know that I was probably a kid and there was people that worked around where I live with my, and I think they did crack. That was a rumor. Wow. But I don't really know what crack does. It's a functional, like the MyPillow guy. He does crack? He did it his whole, building the pillows, you know? Really?

Yeah. Oh, so good things can come out of it still. There are crack success stories. Oh yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh wow. Is that what the secret is? It's like crack in there. It's like they dust a pillow with crack before they ship it. Oh wow is that what the secret is is like cracking

They dust a pillow with crack before they ship it This is my pillow you can't have that shit There's a guy on the assembly line just like as they pass I Was gonna say probably I wish met had like a birth control aspect to it. Oh man. But I would go white claw. I think it does. I think when you smoke meth, just everything dries up. Yeah.

You know. Yeah, maybe that's true. I never smoked. I always wanted to smoke crack. I never got to smoke crack. God damn. It's, um. You ever smoke it?

Oh yeah. Really? Oh, fuck yeah. No way. Damn. Dude. You know Oh fuck yeah. No way, damn. Dude, you know, my body figured I was tweaking. And they showed me how to, they're like, you got a light bulb? And I'm like, yeah. And so they showed me how to take the little silver thing off the bulb,

and you can take it out. And then you put some warm salt water in there and swish it around. You get all that white shit off the bulb. Then you got a nice clear bulb. So then you kind of just tap some shit down in there and you can burn it and smoke it. So whatever, I hit the shit. Woo, all of a sudden, where's my guitar?

I want to play guitar so bad. So for two days I sat there playing. Two fucking days. I didn't eat. I don't even think I got pissed. It was insane. And then two days later somebody finally snaps me out of it by knocking on my pissed. It was insane. And then two days later, somebody finally snaps me out of it by knocking on my door.

It was my friend Brendan, Brendan Lauer. And I hear the knock on the slider door, and I'm like, oh, fucking, I put my guitar down on that. I'll be right back. Like, I hate to leave you. Like, oh, you know, I wanted that guitar so bad still after two days straight of playing it. And I go open the door and my friend Bren's there He's like what the fuck's all over your face

And I'm like what and I go in the bathroom and I look in the mirror and my face is all green and I'm like Oh fuck like I thought it was like from the meth or something It was like oh no My skin's turning green and it was from like this I was playing my guitar for so long that the bronze on my strings had like gone to my fingers and I had touched my face. And so I had green shit on my face from my guitar strings. And I was so twacked out, you know, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I took this girl home on the bar the other night.

I just. Someone called me, you know. It was just different something different about her you know she was kind of shy but I liked her so I got her home and when we pulled her pants off she had nipples on her butt cheeks man it was so strange I didn't know how to feel about it nipples on her butt cheeks wow how to feel about it feel about it with them hands, baby. What are you talking about? Those are extra tits, bro. Now I wouldn't motorboat them or you're going to end up in some dirty oil. You feel me? But those are extra tits, brother.

It's great to challenge yourself and to push new limits and go to different heights, you know what I'm saying? And be tough on yourself. But you also got to give yourself some grace. That's where that balance come in. So if you're down on you all the time, how's that going to make you feel down, depressed, oh my goodness, now I got to do this, now I got to do that, now I got to revert to this, versus like, man, like, okay, I didn't fail. Okay, I'm not the only person to fail. You know what I'm saying? Okay, how I get only person to fail. You know what I'm saying? Okay, how I get about it is, you know what I'm saying? Who I need to talk to to get about it is,

you know what I'm saying? Like- A lawyer usually, but. You're never supposed to say you're competitive, but I want, you know there's been a lot of music biopics. Yeah. And I wanted to do a great fucking job, man. I love Bob Dylan.

I love this artist. None of this is for granted. This little misconception about actors too and acting, you can have a cushy job on a TV show. If you don't give a fuck about your work, it could be a great lifestyle, right? You're making like high six figures, maybe low seven figures, and you're just showing up when you want. If you give a fuck about what you're doing, these are long ass days. You know what I mean? These are 14 hour days, six days a week sometimes, you know, three months. Look, I know people got it way harder, but I want to feel that grit, you know.

I want to feel it, you know. I hope people don't laugh at it. I fucking really... I feel like I'm the hardest working man. Anyway, maybe I shouldn't say that, but... You respect what you do. Yeah, because you got to. What else is the point? I talk about this with friends a lot, like, this is too weird a lifestyle to be... Notchelon about. lot, like, this is too weird a lifestyle to be notchelon about.

Yeah, why do this? Yeah. If you're not gonna go as hard as possible. What do you guys see on the cameras, and do you guys ever catch anybody having sex or anything like that? We've seen a lot on camera. I've seen people getting had, I've seen it all.

Oh yeah, that's one vote for Trump right there. Hell yeah. You feel me? But we had a direct incident with one of our guards. Okay, so and what rank was he? He was a no striper. No strike. He was a no stripe. He was a baggy pant dickie wearing guy like me Good guy though, but he was messing around with the girl from Cinnabon. He was yeah So the girl from Cinnabon we were watching her go from Cinnabon to the parking lot to her car.

Okay. But she was walking with a guy. Oh, she's walking with a guy to her car. Yeah. I think he was the employee, one of the employees from the movie theater. Goes in there, we could clearly tell they're doing some shit. He leaves. Within five minutes, somebody else comes walking up and start guard. He gets in the car. They start doing their thing.

Was it a Honda Accord? It was a Nissan Altima. Yeah. Yeah, Altima for sure. So the company starts growing, right? And in addition to people helping each other get jobs, people were helping each other. People were starting relationships on there. I went on dates off of Craigslist before, you know?

Good. I mean, I would use casual encounters too, you know? It's like that was sometimes, I met a girl one time and we watched a Nets game and made love, honestly, and she let me sign our cast, right? And I was like, you know, and it was, we had a it was we had a great time I think we I think we dated well there's uh there's no accounting for taste yeah but I'm glad I need Caleb Presley biblically and that's your best friend just texted with him today special guy I have a I have a crush on him that's like really it's bad because he's another SEC boy right um he went to North Carolina yeah you're kidding why is he he's like a but he is a volunteers fan he says he

played at North Carolina didn't but he's a liar and a cheat true, but he's handsome it is true and he is extremely Unique you guys are similar. I think you guys Time you think we look a little related. I think maybe it's her he booked guys with that blue eyes. Yeah, you're blonde hair Yeah, yeah, I have the same facial hair as him Have you been married before no, no, it's first for your first marriage. Yeah, I was with I've had three really long-term Relationships I had already felt so fucking terrible about cheating on girls. I always got caught

Inevitably I got caught and those were the I can remember those phone calls Trying to explain why it didn't you didn't care then anything worse than that oh my god well it's tied with driving to someone's apartment to tell them that you're breaking up I mean those those two for me are like I've had a lot of motorcycle injuries I'd take of them a million times before I'd ever drive to someone's apartment and just say like, I think we're in different places. Yeah, and they're like, no shit.

Sometimes I have a tough time feeling proud of myself. Do you know what that, you know, and I think I've had other people call in our show that have talked about that, you know? What do you think it is? I don't know. I feel like, I almost feel like it's just, there's a disconnect, like it doesn't even land on me. Or I feel like maybe if I feel like there's a disconnect,

like it doesn't even land on me. Or I feel like maybe if I feel like I'm proud of myself, like if I actually feel proud of myself, it'll go against some script that I've always had written or some thing that was always written inside of me. You know, it's almost like it wouldn't, if I wrote on the wall of myself, I'm proud of you It wouldn't even fucking show up on the wall. Well emotion would you feel if you saw that? Like what emotion when I feel if I saw what I'm proud of myself. Would you go bullshit?

Would you say be pissed off by it? Would you be annoyed? Would you just know I think I feel ashamed of myself for even thinking it That's interesting and it produced an emotion in you just now even when you just thought about I saw that flash in your eyes It's just a little bit of water. Oh yeah. A little bit of fluid. Oh yeah, dude. Fuck, we cry on here every week. Sorry, dude.

That's beautiful. No, it's okay. But yeah, we don't have any shame about that. No, you shouldn't. But I'm saying liquid leaving your body in a public place as long as it's through your eyes is not a problem. That's what I'm talking about, huh? Yeah, yeah, don't ask, don't ask.

All this Diddy stuff going on, man. What do you do? I'm sure glad that I didn't hang out with him, right? You never got into the, you never were in his universe. I met him, right, but never went out, right? Is it scary when people get to a level of wealth that they can kind of have anything? Like, what are some of that? Like I'll get invited to these parties, right?

That are really nice house and stuff. Oh yeah. Right. But there'll be like 50 servants, right, five people to answer the door, six people that just specialize in toast, right, just ridiculous shit, right? And all of them are like, how do you live like this? You know, because it's bad enough, like I have too big a house. And so you have to have people there to clean it and stuff like that.

And there's no privacy just with that. And there's people that'll have like 10 people in the house at all times. Yeah. And I don't see how they live. Right. Dude, I remember when I first got a clean lady for to come once a week, I helped her like the first month. Dude, Trump.

Yeah, man. Insane. Took it, took the hit though. Oh, it was crazy, dude. Yeah. That image. Him yelling fight. Yeah. Yeah. That image. Him yelling, fight, yeah, fight. My God, dude. I didn't know.

Put that on the American flag. Yeah. You know, put that right where the stars are. This fucking dude. Now, this could be easily an actor. That's me. That is me with one of those silicone masks on from him. It's like the Guy Fieri hat that you buy at the store that

comes with the hair what he's his face is going well he was he was up there we was yelling they didn't know but we could hear him so we walked up oh it is a fake probably five to seven minutes of Trump speaking I'm estimating here I have no idea he's got chewing to like a chew stuck in his neck he knows the guy crawling army you know bear crawling up the roof of the building beside us 50 50 feet away from us so we're standing there you know we're pointing we're pointing at the guy crowing up the roof And he had a gun right I'm gonna call this dude up go do something dude. Yeah, what are you doing?

You're pointing out of her to this. What are you fucking just finishing a beer? fucking 50 feet away of God gives you one chance to be a fucking hero and instead you Pop open another fucking bush light, dude both of these gentlemen Just interesting creatures Fucking the backup dude they got this dude off of team who this Announcement look what he's even using the interview. Oh, yeah Microphone that's a swiffer

What is the current immigration policy? Is that a fair question? So it depends on, so again, it's so vast. Like are you coming over here as a tourist? Then you get a visa for six months. I see what you're saying. So, okay. And if you're coming here to work,

you gotta get a work, you gotta have a passport and a worker visa. Now there are so many types of visas, from entertainment to family to work, and it really just depends on what it is you're after. If you're coming here and you have a valid passport and you wanna be a tourist for six months, you get a tourist visa, and you get it stamped,

and you fly in or drive in, you come to Port Adventure, and you're free to move out the country for six months. If you overstay, then you could be deported. So why do people not want to use the pathways, the legal pathways to immigration? Like takes too much time. It's the line so long. You're my mother's absolute favorite, dude, just because this is why she's probably never heard any of your music, but because you say what you want to say.

I came out with fingers on my CDs, like, running my mouth. It's like, I always say, and I've sound redundant probably, but I haven't changed. The times have changed. Yeah. I haven't done the same thing since day one. Dude, you know what? I think that's really true about you because sometimes I think some things you say, I'm like, it seems like the sometimes I'll be like, that seems kind of outdated,

but the truth is just the times have changed. I was talking cash money shit since I was broke when I was young. Yeah. I've talked cash money shit. I probably came out of the womb talking cash money shit. Yeah and they're like it's a boy it's a girl it's it's somebody talking shit. Crazy dude just because like I mean obviously like so many people tell you all the time, just Dr. Feelgood, just so much of just like, I mean my brother would beat me, beat me to you guys' music. That's crazy.

Yeah, I was the drum dude, I was a snare for my brother and it was awesome though, but it was loving, you know, be like, brrrr. How bad was it like when addiction hits you guys' band and stuff, was that pretty crazy? When you're looking around and you're seeing the guys in your band, everybody's this close from not waking up again. You know that kind of shit?

And you've reached a level of like, doing crazy shit like, when you're shooting fucking Jack Daniels in your arm because you ran out of heroin, when you could just drink the fucking Jack and be like, oh, and just fucking drink, we're out of heroin, but if we shoot it, it'll be fucking better. It's just alcohol, like when you're doing dumb shit

like that, we're like, I think it's, someone's gonna die here soon, like we should all, and we did it as a band, we were like, you know, we'd take handfuls of fucking halcyons, they were called, and then we'd fucking, and go out for the night. But those are all, these are all fucking like downers and sleeping pills. So like, who does that?

You're, you're, we're doing such dumb, dangerous shit that everybody was like, all right, that's it. We're all going to do this together. And we just, it was like 89, we all went to fucking rehab together did it different rehabs but um but yeah for me I was mixing so much stuff so much this kid was all over the fucking place and down but you can hear it in

the music now sometimes we go back for laughs and we'll listen to some of the shit I made when I was like in psychosis would you say is the most fucked up and it's ever were for an album mmm I want to die in the shit I made when I was like in psychosis. What would you say is the most fucked up you ever were for an album? I want to die in New Orleans. I think mine is... I was literally in psychosis from doing so much speed and downers, bro. I thought Southwest Airlines was trying to kill me. You told me that story once, bro.

I thought Kyle took a life insurance policy out on me for 70 grand. This motherfucker. Yes, bro, that's the most New Orleans shit ever. Somebody takes a life insurance policy out for $700, bro. Just for want to make it their truck payment. That's the fucking most New Orleans shit, bro. I remember that. We were in New Zealand when you told me that.

You thought that they were putting a hit out on us. He thought like, I had- Now what do you say when he sits you down? Oh bro, I'll put them through hell, bro. Look, at one point I was starting to get really impatient with it because like I was tired of explaining, I was tired of explaining that like this insane theory wasn't actually happening.

I would one time, I thought he had my phone. This was one time where he quit Suicide Boys on Twitter. I don't know if you remember that. Oh, I remember. And he, at the time he had just bought a condo in Bradenton, Florida, outside of Sarasota. And I can't get in touch with him. Kyle can't get in touch with him.

And we decide, let's go out there. Let's just press him. Let's be in person. So long story short, we fly down there, rent a car, drive to his apartment. And he doesn't expect us. He doesn't know we're coming. We go upstairs and I knock on the door.

And he's like, one second. I think to myself, like, man, I just flew out here. Fuck that, I'm not waiting a second. I was like, bro, I'm here, what's up? Like, what's the problem? And he was like, oh, give me a second. He had to go to the bathroom, do his little thing, catch my drift, and then we get him outside

and he was ready to talk. And it was a long story to say, I was trying to like see, I was like, is he fucking with me? Is he lying to me? Is he thinking, does he thinking I'm stupid? Or does he actually believe this shit? And is he fucking crazy?

So I had to sit him down and I was like, bro, this Southwest thing, do you think that the board, like the people on the board of Southwest sit in a boardroom? Southwest Airlines. Southwest Airlines. And they discuss how we're going to assassinate Scrim from Suicide Boys.

And he looked at me dead in the eyes, the most serious look on his face, and he goes, yes. And I lost my mind, bro. I took my phone and I threw it on the, I was trying to hit the grass, but I hit the sidewalk. The fucker sparked. And, That pissed you off even more.

Yeah, yeah. I thought they were trying to kill me because my brother had bootlegged one of our tracks and And because he was bad off on dope and sold it to this Person for like 800 bucks. Yeah, but actually didn't give him the song I just scammed him and I thought the person he scammed was the son of somebody on the board of Southwest and they were so It's gonna take me out to speak on the other of somebody on the board of Southwest and they were just going to take me out.

Damn, bro. To speak on the other side of things, I'm thinking what is coming out of his mouth? Is it real or not? Come to find out the story of his brother stealing a song and selling it is true. So it's like- And I'm sitting there and I feel bad

because I'm like been calling him a liar in my head and all this shit and then I find out it's true. So then I'm like, all right, so is all of this true? I still refuse to believe that the board of Southwest is meeting to discuss his assassination, but. I had my brother and my family believe that. That was a crazy fucking time. Bro, I was very convincing.

There's a guy living at our house at the moment, and he was like trying to get off work to just come down and just say hi. Oh, and just mill around? Like a loitering they call it. Yeah, yeah. I think you guys, loitering must be a British thing, huh? Cause we wouldn't say that loitering. What would you say? We'd be like, oh yeah. Stalking. Yeah. Well, stalking is more like once you've loitered and you see something in the window, you know, you see something,

you see a bit of tits in the distance or something. Yeah. But yeah, that's stalking. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's breaking and entering, you know, and then it's marriage usually If you have a way with words, I think here's a couple of viet right here bring them up And this is Yon Mare This fucking kid is right, bro. Full allowance this week. He's done to a break. God, yes. Look at his face.

How does he even know how to feel all this? I got a game on tour right now. this kid could also be 40 years old dude We don't know what's going on bro Unreal if that's a real person and not AI no one's gonna know the kids aren't gonna remember this fucking guy Dude, most people can't even see that far. How how far can people see usually? What do you mean? I'm just saying like, how far can somebody see? What does that mean?

The average sight distance for a person with normal vision is about three miles. Get fucked, dude. When standing on a flat surface with their eyes about five feet above the ground, that is bullshit. I thought it was like 70 feet or something. Why are you asking this question? I'm not sure exactly, I guess. We were just talking about David Spade, average read. I just got a Cybertruck too.

Oh, you were telling me that? Yeah. You got it? Yeah. How is it? It's wild, bro. I mean, for one, you feel like you kind of work at lows kind of a little because it feels like you're supposed to be delivering delivering something to somebody but you never

Drop it off. What do you put back there? I don't know. It's just the whole car feels a little bit like appliance. Yeah so it that it feels like It feels like sometimes somebody's just gonna open up the back and just put a TV dinner in it You know, it just has this like kind of me or just put a load of laundry in there, just press a button. It has an appliancey kind of feel. But then it makes this sound when you go fast, and it literally feels like you're going into the future. Nice.

And some people don't know what it is. There was a guy who like, I don't know if he was homeless or not, but he just seemed really homeless. And he was like, what is it? What is it? You know, and then he just kind of started yelling at it and just cracked a beer open.

And I was like, God. Being married to a gay man would be fun because there's a feminine energy to him that would be like almost like having a girlfriend. Oh, it's the largest Pomeranian you can have if you're a woman, is a gay husband. Yeah, I like that. That's what I said. I feel like that would be your type

if you dated black girls. I'm willing to date a nice black girl. Yeah, yeah. What is, I mean. A black girl that's nice? What does she look like? Like describe. Just tall, kinda, has some booty on her, bruh.

Yeah, I knew that. I knew that. And the titty, some of the titty went into the booty. I was like, damn, this a whole... I'm trying to imagine that. It was just a... Mmm. God dang. Like coke bottle shape. I mean, she looked like the letter S, bruh.

Yeah. Yeah. And she was, uh, S, bro. Yeah, yeah. And she was really pretty eyes, nice, soft spoken. Looked at me twice. Yeah, yeah. One time I hung around for a long time for the second look. But still counts. It's getting weird at that point. It still counts, but yeah, it was a little weird.

It was getting weird, yeah. And I waved and I walked off, bro, and the wave was what fucking fucked me up What type of fucking guy waves? See that's gonna turn black woman off. I know you don't do that shit You gotta be a little bit gangster. You gotta be straight up. They want straightforward Especially coming from you. You know I'm saying one of our white brothers in the community I think more black woman wants you to be you gotta be more assertive

Not too much because you know how y'all y'all get but in the community, I think more black women want you to be, you gotta be more assertive. Not too much because you know how y'all y'all get. But yeah, you all gotta meet up. None of that turn back the clock shit. I'm a modern day soldier, brother. You get what I'm saying? Like, yeah. 100% buddy. Like, yeah. 100% buddy. None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit. I'm saying like, be assertive as if like. 2012 and up bro. Yeah, 2012 and up assertive, right?

You're fine as hell, you are beautiful. And I would like to see you soon. That works. But you gotta be, you gotta give them a little, they wanna feel that umph. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

You got it. I'm a Colonel of this motherfucking tank. Y'all have to be back. You get what I'm saying. You have to be back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what's your kiddo like? I don't know if I.

She's a stud. Oh, it's a baby, it's a girl. Were you there when she was born? I pulled her out of the coochie. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. They let me bring my katana in. What you there when she was born? I pulled her out of the coochie. No you didn't. They let me bring my katana in. What kind of shoes did you wear? Closed toed, obviously. I respect it.

I know there's anybody. Closed toed shoes. I think that's what God wants. Yeah, you have to. Anybody that wears open-toed shoes to their child's birth is obviously first of all a Jimmy Buffett fan. Well, fuck yeah. Well, that's the one exception. all a Jimmy Buffett fan. Well fuck yeah.

Well that's the one exception. I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to his child's birth I think. Well what are you supposed to wear? Like oh I was saying I pulled her right out. No way you did. By the head I did. I got gloved up. And they let you do it? There's not somebody there? Is there a lifeguard or something? Well I don't know. my doctor was such a baller and is the mom awake during this Yes, sir. Okay, she's full awake She's not on her phone or anything is she? She's on

clash of clans Oh, that's a child is father man to patient papers you can see him right there begging for a sip That's deep Roy, isn't it? That's not Roy's getting look at her. She's just beyond This is a new headshot So a deep Roy has pretended to be an infant You're gonna have this gonna be a newspaper article With the company He had an infant. So you're gonna have this gonna be a newspaper article?

Whitney Cummings, baby, was actually a deep ruin. I wouldn't be surprised. There's a lot of, look, things are getting so tough out there. Little people are going undercover. They just had a Russian girl who faked with the family to be able to eat and survive. So they're just gonna have to, you know, and Whitney is she busy she's busy. That's the thing with Whitney. Great mom and everything but she's busy. She's got a lot going on so she might not notice if her son is deep-rooted. She might not notice. She's got deep-roid. Oh you got a fucking baby who's just in an Elvis outfit

She might like how quickly he's growing and like she might be like my baby's so impressive. He's speaking. He's speaking in He's dressed like Elvin Great job. I mean, how would you approach that? I was a kid, your wife is allergic to the fucking, you know, I mean cat. And I'm your kid. Be real. Don't do comedy. Don't do comedy right now. I would probably get a shake. I'm your dad. I'm your son. Okay.

Hey, Dan. Buh-bee. No, no, you don't have to... Do it like me. Wait, wait, wait. You don't have to, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I have to be that specific? Yeah, you're just okay. You live in Nashville. Okay. Your wife is white. You're my son. Yeah, I'm not Asian. All right. Make believe that I'm your biological son.

Okay. Right? Yeah. Hey daddy. Hey Chucky, what's up? I don't know, the people don't even get thought of anymore, it feels like a lot of times. And here's the toughest part I think Bernie is,

as a person who has felt like in their life, maybe their father died in a war, their grandfather died in a war, and they've been tried to pay their taxes and be a, you know, considerate person in their town or their country. After a while, those good people start, it starts to erode a little because they don't feel like, and they lose their sense of purpose, man. When you're, you lose the fabric of your society, a lot of people, that's how they, they didn't feel like and they lose their sense of purpose man when you're you lose the fabric of your society a lot of people that's how they They didn't even realize it a lot of us only realize that's we identify as an American and when you realize well

America it's nothing but it's a it's a shell LLC for fucking big corporations. Then what am I? I'm just a I'm just a idiot, you know, you almost feel ashamed of yourself. Or you can, you know? Anyway, just, I don't know. A lot of that stuff just, I just don't see how people think that that's good or how you're gonna still be able to get people to buy in. Theo, I think you said it better than I did. I mean, I agree with you.

I think a lot of people are ashamed, they're giving up, they're hurting. Yeah, and they get- And many of these people have fought and died, or their families have fought and died in wars, and they're good people. Maybe they're nurses and business people. Yeah, anything. Crossing guard, mailman.

Right, exactly. They believe in their community. Yeah. And meanwhile, they're getting ripped off by people on top politically and economically. Well, even the radio, like you're saying, it's like you used to have a newspaper and you read, and it meant something, even the radio, like you're saying, it's like you used to have like a newspaper and you read and it meant something, your community meant something. It used to be that your grandpa worked at the factory

and they made the table that you have in your home. And so everything had a story to it. There's some connection. And now it's like, we're buying stuff from countries that they're making it, they don't care. We're using it, we don't care. There's no story. Nobody has any like, there's no,

there's no thread, you know, the thread just gets thin. That's a very profound point you just made. And so how do we get it back, you know? Ain't easy. Yeah. But I think it's, but I think you hit the nail on the head. And you don't drink or smoke, right?

I don't drink or smoke. You never have. No, I never have. I've, I had a great brother who taught me a lesson. Don't drink. What was his name, Donald? His name was Fred, Fred Trump. So I never had a cigarette,

and I've never had a glass of alcohol. And my brother was incredible. He would tell me, because he knew he had a problem, and he'd say, don't ever drink, don't ever smoke. He'd always add smoking, because he did smoke a lot. Did you guys ever do anything fun together? Like one nice memory that you have with him? He had a great talent for flying.

He was a pilot. Oh sweet. And he loved it. Did you ever fly with him? I did. I flow with him. He was a great pilot and a very talented. Other pilots would come to his house to study with him.

Watch him plot. And he was really talented at that. But ultimately he had to give that because of the alcohol. He had to give that up, which was a hard thing for him to do, but he had to give that up. I saw where you had, your mom was out and you congratulated her on, she almost has 10 years of sobriety you said?

That's right. Yeah, she's a- In January? January of 2025, she'll be 10 years clean and sober What was it like growing up like with an alcoholic mother like and no judgment against your mother? This is just to look at it right? I'm sure I appreciate that. Yeah, what? What is that like? Like is it hard to make a connection with your mom? Like what are some of the side effects of that on a child even as a young kid?

I sort of very neatly divided the world into like three categories of people, right? There were the helpless people, the victims, the people who needed to be helped. There were the bad guys who were preying on the victims. And then there were the strong people who sort of stood up for everybody else and stood up to the bad guys. That's like, you know, that's overly simplistic. But definitely, you know, I saw my mom growing up

very much as this person who was kind of a victim and was being preyed on by bad people, right? And then the person who was sort of looking up for us and standing up for me especially was my grandmother. And I think that attitude of, you know, some people are just not as strong as we wish them to be. And I probably went into the Marine Corps,

I was pretty whiny, pretty resentful kid, was pissed off at my mom, was pissed off at all these other people because I didn't have the things that I thought I should have. And then eventually, yeah, there's me when I was much skinnier, much better looking. Oh yeah, the Marines, dude,

that was the original Ozempic. That's right, that's right. I was much much skinnier much better looking. Yeah, the Marines. That was the original ozempic There's a lot of Asians for Trump out there, do you know that? How do Asians feel about Trump? Let's say it man Yeah, I'm not the president of Asians I Seem to think that you seem to think that I'm their leader Like every month there's a gathering right and I get all this information from people Yeah, right and then I go out to the world and their spokesperson or something

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're like Kim Jong-un. I'm not Kim Jong-un. You're like a smaller like scam Jong There was there was one lady that covered the Trump thing. I think this was an Asian lady. Do you see the thing? Covered the time that we interviewed Trump. This is kind of self aggrandizing or whatever. Oh, here we go. But that's not even all. Trump has wooed this hyper masculine online culture deeply? During a recent podcast with the comedian Theo Won, instead of talking about economy or immigration or healthcare or the global conflicts, they discussed cocaine addiction.

No. Did you really? Cocaine addiction. And some people are just food, just real creeps when it comes to eating. You know, I've had owl, you know, I don't know if we can say it or not, but. No, you can't. Well, I didn't. You just did. I didn't have it.

You ate an owl? You just said you did though. Huh? You just said you had owl. Did he not just say he had owl? I didn't do it. Wait a minute. I think he not just say he had owl? I didn't do it. Wait a minute. I think he said eagle.

Yeah. No, I didn't say eagle, dude. And if I did, it was a wigged eagle. I don't eat bald eagle. No, but I did have, we had owl. My sister's a German. Grew up two owls. You just said you didn't have owl.

Was it fries? I thought we could say it had owl. You can't. Sorry, Ronnie did it. No. How's you just said you didn't have a lot to them, that's the trick. You didn't swallow? I mean, I didn't inhale. Oh. You know, Thanksgiving, it's interesting that even time says, hey, hold on, I need you to give some thanks. I need you to, you have to have some gratitude here. You know, and I think that that, to me, that's pretty fascinating that that is a speed bump that's been put into our calendar.

It's just built in there. You know, it's a comma that says, Hey, care, right? Care about the things that have happened to you. You know, find things to have gratitude for. Um, and see, I want to think about those today and just things that I'm thankful for. Um, I'm thankful. Um, yeah, being able to whisper. That's a big one. I'm so thankful for that because otherwise everybody in your family would just

wouldn't know how you felt about them. Uh, you're asking me what I've been up to. I, I've been for that. Because otherwise, everybody in your family would just wouldn't know how you felt about them. You're asking me what I've been up to. I've been visiting schools. Now I have to like look at real schools. My oldest daughter's gonna turn five, so that's like kindergarten. So she has to get to like the real school system. And we were looking at this one place,

and they have plain clothes just like guards now with guns. So it's kind of sick. I was like, dude, I really want to retire and become plain clothes. Just walk around school, just grow like a ponytail and teacher. That's all you do all day. You carry a gun, you just wait for like some nerd to pop off and you just blast them. Dude, that'd be, that would be honorable, man. But what if you fucking, what if you start tripping in your head and thinking that somebody's like, some kid is

like plotting it. I'm like the true detective. I'm Russ Cole of school security. I'd have to wait till they'd have to pull out first. You think you would set a kid off. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm saying like, get like all tripped out. Like, damn, is. I'm sorry. Can you say that? I'm thinking-

No, I'm saying, you're saying like get like all tripped out, like damn is this kid getting paranoid? Like I know these motherfuckers. Like oh Damien's up to some shit. I know he's packing. No, I would just wait. I would chill. I'd do my thing and the moment one of those motherfuckers

pulled out the steel, I would just be there. Pfft. Ready to die and just walk him down. Just, pfft. Oh god dude. That's your job. So Beast Games, that's the show. Yeah, so before this we were showing them episode one

of a show I have coming out December 19th. Yeah, you said there's a lot of world records that were broken in the shooting of this series. Yeah, 40 Guinness World Records. Wow. Yeah, we have like so many plaques now that we have up on our wall. I'm basically making a wall out of Guinness plaques

just from the show. What are some of the records you guys broke? Most contestants ever in a show, largest cash prize in a show, most cameras recording at once in a show, most people d***, which you saw. Yeah. And a show like most money given away

in the first episode of a show, just like stuff like that. Yeah, oh, that's the most people d since 9 11. I would think it was. And we might have to take that out. Yeah. And that's an option. It said that I'll say something else. Yeah. I haven't seen that many people at the same time. Why was there a cut before you say what you're saying right now? There's just we needed something. He had to use the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had already soiled the conversation. Oh, that's the most people that once that I'd seen since. Oh, since I was in the parking lot of a widespread panic concert, you know,

but that was LSD. That kind of works a little. Yeah, I think that's honestly you should keep the first one. But if I've done one thing well, it's what I call failure. And that is I ran for sophomore, junior and senior class presidents. I lost three times. And based on my track record, I decided to run for student body president where I went on to wait for it lose. I started nine businesses, seven have failed. I can't tell you how many women in Whole Foods

and other places and other retail establishments I've been rejected by. But the reason I get to live the life I lead, the reason I'm with a very high character attractive person is because I have always been able to endure rejection. And that is the key, that is the skill. Because one of the great things about America is we don't embrace failure.

That's bullshit. But we tolerate it. If your business fails, but you're a good person, usually your investors will back you again. And if you approach a woman and express interest and she's not interested, you're both going to be fine. And show me a guy. Show me a guy.

We all know that guy. You think, OK, he's a nice guy. He's modestly successful. He's not that attractive. And he's with just such a high quality woman. That guy is not afraid of rejection. That guy cycled through nine women who said, get the fuck away from me,

before he found that one woman who gave him a chance to be funny, kind. She was drawn to his smell. She liked the way he treated his parents. The key to success in America is what Winston Churchill said, and that is the willingness to fail, or your ability to fail and not lose your sense of enthusiasm. There was a study done in Australia. I used to work in palliative care as a doctor looking after dying people. You know what the top regret of dying people was? That they didn't have the courage to be themselves. And the third top regret was that they didn't have the courage to express their

emotions. They pretended to be happy when they were not and so on. So the question for the rest of us is, do we want to wait till some permanent illness wakes us up or should we just confront the fact that in so many ways we're afraid to be authentic because we're so afraid of being rejected. You've really taken over America, dude. You've kind of become like a stitch in the American flag. I feel like you're like this thing that everybody feels like they can believe in, you know? There was a time last year and I just like,

but had a prayer where I was like, I wanna be happy, I wanna travel and I wanna meet people. And God answered me like crazy, like. Really? Yeah. Wow. And you really were praying that? Yeah.

No, he humbled me for sure. Wow, man. That's powerful, huh? Yeah, sure. Wow, man. That's powerful, huh? Yeah, no power and prayer. You're going to pay me to go fucking relive my life. Like you said, hey, Sean, you want to go hit the restart button? Like, fuck you. Really?

Fuck no. The school system's like, oh, Sean, like he's just a bad kid. They don't realize I'm up till three o'clock in the morning. Like, you know, late. I mean, fuck you. I remember hard to stay up late and learn. Dude, I remember like laying in bed. Like I remember I stopped believing in God, man.

Like fucking, like I had fucking, yeah, it's crazy shit, dude. It's crazy shit, man. Yeah. It's okay, man. It's a lot of that sad, dude. I used to be scared at night. Like I used to stand up. Like I heard when I was a kid that like,

if you peed around your like animals compete somewhere that other animals wouldn't come you know I'm talking about you know I'm talking about huh have you ever heard that yeah I'm sorry bud so I'm sorry buddy. That's all good dude. We don't have talk man I can just sit here with you for a minute. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Just take a sec. I can just sit here. We fuck. Six sec. I can just sit here.

We can just sit here. No, it's all good. Six sec, I'll just process it. I think it's one of the hard things that people don't understand like trauma, you know, yeah Unless it just comes out. Yeah. No, dude, like I remember I have a hole in my gum. Yeah, when I was a kid, I used to scratch my gum and I have a hole in my gum. You know, I'm just from being nervous and stuff. I just anxiety, you know? Yeah. And to this day, yeah. I'm in the date, you're like, I'm a grown ass man. I don't give a fuck.

I mean, you could post this. I don't care. Oh, dude, I don't have any. No, that's all good, dude. I mean, it is what it is, dude. Like, it is what it is. Like, people understand. Like, when I talk about, like, oh, I kill a man,

it's like, you don't understand, dude. Like, when you go through that level of trauma, like, you just view it a little differently. Anything new in the dating world? Kinda. Yeah, what you got, you little squirrel buddy? What happened? Well, back in March, I had a little incident

with a girl. You had an incident? I met her at a bar. Mm-hmm and then Went home with her that night and now Riley at this point you've never you still in your Ejaculatory Promissory note with the Lord is still intact, right? Correct. Okay So what happened to you end up I mean like how did it end dude? You know what I'm saying? Like did you end up, you know, creaming that little nugget or what happened?

I did. No! What? Riley Mow! God, baby. Congratulations, dude. I don't see a lot of that. Come over here and shake my hand real quick. I just want to shake the hand of a man that's Come recently this year congratulations man. Thank you good to see you brother. All right go back Well sniffin' that cocaine all over town Honey, don't let my deal go down

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