This Past Weekend - Crouching Tiger | This Past Weekend #257

Starting point is 00:00:00 all right all right today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza gray block pizza at 1811 pico boulevard on the way to the beach gray block get that hitter Denver baby back from Denver and they call it some people call it men ver men ver you know like they got more men over there but I saw a good I I definitely saw a decent gaggle of mountain kitten you know kind of just scheming about I saw a lot of beautiful why seem like a lot of beautiful women over there I mean a lot of them were at a distance could have been um you know transvestites are wigged men and there are a lot of wigged men out there a lot

Starting point is 00:01:03 of wonderful people visited the shows a lot of hill people a lot of mountainers you know you can um you know you see a lot of people come down they got different furs on them different in Denver you don't know so sometimes you'll see that you'll be petting something and you'll think it's a great dain and then it'll kind of lift up and it's got a Starbucks and it's some fella maybe some fella named Randy or something easy he just had on a fur you know you see a lot of crouching Randy's or crouching tigers hit him Randy's you know you think something it's like oh there's a sheep and it's oh that's Vanessa you know she

Starting point is 00:01:46 was just bending down picking up something she dropped her phone because people wear exotic furs a lot of sheep a lot of um seal you'll see somebody wearing seal fur seal skin so you definitely have that wildness out there a lot of neat people came out fat Trish came out shout out fat Trish shout out I met this guy who said that I bummed a cigarette off of him in 2001 so that was pretty cool my boy Eric came out little Doyle gay Henry this dude who was he just kept increasing the gay amount as the night went on you got those buddies you know you know at 10 o'clock they they're you know their Brad Pitt at 10

Starting point is 00:02:36 p.m. and by 2 a.m. they fucking ball bag Lance a lot you know they just you're like whoa whoa we really shifting here Ronnie big Ronnie came out with that but with those buck teeth respect and I think that was about everybody a lot of people with mountain asthma a lot of MAs the mountain asthmatics and the the air when you get into Colorado the air has a little bit of the air just feels thicker like it's got shoulders on it like you just that air it hit the sides of your lungs and what you doing boy what you doing you better be doing something boy yeah it's refreshing there's something refreshing there and

Starting point is 00:03:34 that's a gift a lot of places do not have that but they have it there and and what a beautiful group of people to come on out and enjoy life with when that's Denver where the air's got that that air is like it's wearing a shoulder pads hitcha you know that airs got something in it it's got something going on every breath you take you can feel that it that that that that inhale that that it's got a mother and a father out there you know every you know when you inhale the air out there in Colorado you could feel the wind in the distance looking for its baby that you just took off the planet it's Colorado man it's Colorado and

Starting point is 00:04:32 that's a native word I'm sure what does it mean let me look it up right now actually and shout out to all like three different dudes came out that had a tray in a stasio tattoos on their back too and Colorado is of Spanish origin meaning color red the name was applied to the Colorado River because of the red sandstone soil of the region and there you go so never too late to get some facts back in Los Angeles back from the mountains back from the I mean it's just really just uh it's almost like if you say you opened up a refrigerator and all that's inside of it is a bunch of nature and there's a little mountain over there

Starting point is 00:05:29 and a mountain all the mountain is is a mountain is just a bunch of land got together and just said now what bitch you feel me don't say in a mountain is just a gang of land it's basically ms-13 of dirt that's all a mountain is brah you know a prairie looks over at a mountain or you know like a valley looks at a mountain it's like damn these dudes are bullies that's all it is but shout out everybody brah and and I'm back and we got a lot to discuss and I'm happy to be here with you and I really am gang let's go I'll make a deep higher than a mountain year of the red baby set me free some

Starting point is 00:06:59 steve starlight just don't say goodbye you and me enjoy the destination nation nation it's never too late to come over time slips away from you and me now so don't hesitate to come over why must we wait when we're alive why must we wait when we are alive let's say quess it really I mean and that is steve starlight right there and we'll put the link to steve's music into his patreon and to you know he lent us he allows us to use that song and he was a guest here early on the podcast and just said if you haven't seen the steve starlight come over is that song the music video is

Starting point is 00:08:24 something exceptional and it's it just takes you back to a different time when magic was running around through the world and even it was barefoot good to be here man and thank you steve for that for that for that song it's never too late to come over why must we wait when we're alive that's a good question good question I wait I wait on a lot of stuff man I I'm so indecisive I wait I always wait I don't know who I don't know if either you know that's why I always do that's my first my first thought is I maybe next time me do it next year I'll go skiing next year that's what I always tell

Starting point is 00:09:23 myself you know and then here's been a couple years since I've been skiing or snowboarding or even just felt fell down a hill with ice on it or even just slipped in a damn parking lot you know amongst a group of young men that were mentally unwell you know my grandmother when I was young I would go up to my grandmother's and and my mom she made me take we had a we had a cat that lived in our neighborhood and the lady would be gone in the summer that we watch her cat this cat named quagmire was his name and so when I went up to my grandmother's in the summer my mom would send that cat up there with me

Starting point is 00:10:07 because my grandmother loved cats and she really she loved cats more than she loved me really she pet that cat and and I just sit on the other side of the room just kind of you know just looking at my hands or just maybe I'd have like a little maybe a chocolate in my pocket or a marble or something I'd get it out and look at it and put it back in and my grandmother be over there just stroking quagmire's back dude I'm in one time actually me and this other boy moving over to the park and I mean we could have been homosexual I don't know I think we're just children but we just ended up petting each other's backs like my

Starting point is 00:10:53 grandmother did with that cat with quagmire that cat but that's the romance of being young you know is that things can happen in that you know and you just I don't know what the hell I'm talking about but I mean I almost did and then I just you know you just don't know good to be here just got back to Los Angeles five nice shows in Denver man a lot of a lot of wonderful people came out I see a lot of babies you know Chris Dalia is a comedian you guys may have heard of him he's a comedian he's he also used to do a lot of like male modeling I think in like Estonia or kind of like a war-torn area and I'm seeing a

Starting point is 00:11:49 lot of you know a lot of people life rips and these dents you know these sweaters and wearing dents and everything would you know or and people wearing them to the shows and so it's nice to see just that a lot of these you know babies are coming over from from their stepdaddy's house and coming back to Papa's lair so it is just really nice welcome home welcome home it's never too late to come over is it but yeah I saw a lot of those a lot of life rips and dents wears this weekend just a great time great time out there you know they had um I got back to Los Angeles and at the airport I landed and I was

Starting point is 00:12:41 walking and I thought wow the feeling in the air is just different and it's because I mean I knew a meet to me it was obvious it was just book it was because of the Kobe Bryant death and I was like oh wow this is you know I could just feel it in there it was just a little bit just somber you know and I think it's just such a reminder to everyone I mean to me it was such a reminder of just just what a rare gift it is that we're running around with you know what a rare you know what an opportunity that we have even if sometimes we don't be in it and I'm not saying I notice this all the time or that I'm

Starting point is 00:13:31 even able to access it but there's some reason why when you know when a death like of Kobe Bryant you know somebody of that magnitude I mean he was you know I was more of a Michael Jordan guy but I've always had I've always been astonished by how beloved Kobe Bryant is and was I mean one of my college roommates Jerome was a huge Kobe Bryant fan always was you know and that we were in Louisiana you know just the Asian pick an Asian and they are a Kobe Bryant fan Latinos no bro you throw a Kobe Bryant Jersey back across the border at least probably 1,100 people who are climbing over will immediately go back

Starting point is 00:14:31 the other way to somebody's gonna try to get it and I don't mean that in any sort of racial way I'm just saying that Kobe has a huge Mexican fan base you know you always see me me kind of guys you'll see him in every in the parking lots man shooting Balancesto at night man oh shoot the six-pointer shoot the six-pointer actor you know wearing dickies bruh seven you'll have nine guys on one team and they're playing another group of guys that probably has five guys or six or 14 guys on the team everybody has on a Kobe Bryant Jersey and one dude there's one referee he has no shirt on and somebody spray painted the number 24 on

Starting point is 00:15:17 his back or a 24 somebody wrote that across his chest but yeah just so beloved man I mean that man was just beloved and just the tragedy and you just you know since I wasn't a fan it was it was tough for me to relate on a way of like oh man this basketball player but once you know there was more information about how his daughter was with him and it was very easy for me to relate on a level of uh of just man to be in that situation to be with your daughter to be just to feel so helpless you know probably and just what a gift you know and it just makes you walking around it it adds a thicker weight to my

Starting point is 00:16:11 blood you know it's funny it's like when somebody who seems to be carrying a lot of weight in the world because Kobe you know Kobe was I mean loved and hated it seemed like by a lot of hated in the sense that people hated playing him people hated maybe being on his team like he was just probably too intense maybe for some people but always like we seem to be respected you know I don't know just kind of just just so it was interesting coming back to Los Angeles and get in here and being like oh this is you know the ground floor of the place that lost him yeah just you know real heartbreaking heartbreaking and it it just adds a

Starting point is 00:17:12 heavier weight because whenever there's someone's you know is when you have like somebody like that that's such a hero and they're gone then suddenly all of that weight they were carrying all the whatever they were holding up all of that has to settle back in other people's shoulders in other places in the world you know all the people that were holding up emotionally family members financially all of that all has to settle you know it all has to find other places to rest comfortably and you can just feel that unrest in the air out here and it's so scary it's so scary to think it's scary to think about death but then it's even

Starting point is 00:17:58 scarier to when the feeling there's this moment where the thought turns like turns on this or thought or goes over it's like this thought the thought turns into a feeling in your body and that's when for me I can always have to quit thinking about that sort of thing or it's just becomes this too it's too much for your soul to comprehend you know the idea of going on to somewhere else and and also how you know I mean it's you know I believe that there's something beyond this and I believe that what a wild adventure to walk into the afterlife with your daughter or with your father and I don't mean that in like a morose way

Starting point is 00:18:52 I'm just mean that in a way of you know that I always believe that there's some bigger plan going on that we can't see and and I would you know I would hope that you know one day when I go on that I mean it would what a gift it would be to go with somebody that you already love or that has love for you or just to wander out into this into this new feeling of yourself I mean when you when you leave here man when you I bet you kind of just immediately like void through into this other world this other you know it could be water it could be something that we don't even know some viscous type of deal could be made out of

Starting point is 00:19:57 sprinkles I don't know it could be some whatever chasm we move into just to feel your body transposed from one into the next but to have your in your hand the hand of somebody else that knowing you're not alone you know that's got to be something nice we had in the comedy world there's a comedian Ari Shafir and he you know he had some wild thoughts on the Kobe situation and some people were not excited about that I want to play this video that Ari Shafir put out and you can if you haven't already heard it and this was after the plane the helicopter crash onward there's always a lot of like hate pain in the world it's

Starting point is 00:20:49 always a bunch of terrible stories and every once in a while there's a good story good story come down a guy who got away with rape got his today Kobe Bryant is a god I'm here in Charlotte the home of team that originally drafted him maybe wouldn't have raped that chicken dinner if he'd been if he had stayed in Charlotte with the Hornets but anyway the point is people it that didn't go over well I mean I'll put that right there it just didn't go over well with people Ari also had a tweet Kobe Bryant died 23 years too late today he got away with rape because all the Hollywood liberals who attack

Starting point is 00:21:34 comedy enjoy rooting for the Lakers more than they dislike rape big ups to the hero who forgot to gas up his chopper I hate the Lakers what a great day hashtag fuck the Lakers it's a lot to unpack I think and all of that you know I mean I personally I went through a gamut of like thoughts and emotions with it just like a regular dude man like and it's funny because the way I thought yesterday about it and the way I thought today about it have adjusted I mean at first I was just like man this is this crazy like is it is he joking is he serious you know there were children two children that died and so you can you

Starting point is 00:22:26 know it's just that's too much to joke about it's too much you know I was like it's just it's too much there was also part of me that was you know I had the thought to whenever you know when a lot of people were you know really lamenting Kobe right I was like yeah did he rape someone you know that came into my head I could never I couldn't remember exactly how that had played out in the court system and stuff but here's a guy that was accused of that and it net you know it went to court and then there was a settlement so those are just things that kind of popped into my head you know and then once you I learned that his

Starting point is 00:23:11 daughters and you know that there was more people involved his daughter and other young people and just I mean it just for me it landed in a whole and it's a whole different spot now for Ari Shaffir I mean he's an edgy comedian that's his whole thing you know he's he is he's harsh he is vulgar at times maybe I mean I'm and I'm not you know I'm not like denouncing Ari I don't believe in this cancel culture stuff at first I was just shocked I was like what what is he trying to get attention is he you know is he the video it had like he has like a little bit of a smirk in it so it came if for sure was gonna make people I rate I

Starting point is 00:24:02 mean it was just there was too much he was doing it in front of a picture of other basketball players in Charlotte there's just so many elements that make it bad or that make it tough to digest me say that especially on a day when so many people when he was just beloved by so many people and then it's interesting because then today like last night I'm looking at different tweets like Michael Rappaport took took Ari to the woodshed really he what did he say he goes I want people to see who this piece of shit is I think it's disgusting Rappaport went in hard on the dude he said meet comedian Ari

Starting point is 00:24:56 Shafir this is a professional comedian hashtag Ari Shafir at Ari Shafir he was not stoked Ari got also referred to as a white supremacist their racist piece of shit you know people went at him he I mean it was funny how it was interesting it was interesting to see online how the hatred online just started to build and turn over itself and how it got people called Joe Rogan into it like just how it just kind of became this some like an avalanche like a hay bale that's somebody pushed over a levy you know it became this building thing this I'm a nominal snowman and then today I'm like well I mean if you it's tough

Starting point is 00:25:54 because if you have to if you want to believe in freedom of speech which we have to have it then that then some people are just gonna say what they want to say you know I don't know Ari's intent on this I don't know if he's trying to sell tickets and Charlotte I don't know I don't know I mean people also say this is a character that he does where he does a lot about like when people die he'll make like a funny video or a funny tweet or make a tweet trying to make light of a situation under a certain like dirty character that he has honestly it's interesting because if Ari walked into the room yesterday if he

Starting point is 00:26:33 walked in I'd been like dude what the fuck what's going on and I think that's how most people would have been if he in human in human form would have walked into the room after you had seen the video and read this tweet but online it's like this other thing you can be you know people are like saying I'm gonna knock him out right when I see him at the comedy store people are saying black people go get this guy it was definitely a lot of black racial hatred towards him and from everybody I mean it was from all directions I wasn't just black for sure but you know there was like some you know black Twitter can be

Starting point is 00:27:12 wild but yeah I just thought it definitely was just it was some rough timing it was definitely rough timing but that had to be what he's going for I mean that's what he's doing there's some people that you know there's like whatever that sinus the insult dog remember that guy the little dog the puppet and then there's Ari the frickin the death wish Doberman you know I mean he he wanted all the smoke and he got it man he definitely got it so my I just end up thinking that if we're gonna he people can say what they want and they should be able to say what they want and the brief precautions of it are Pete

Starting point is 00:28:04 other people are gonna react the way they want to you can't say that people can't say something even if you don't agree with it I can't say oh he can't say that and I don't think that Twitter any you know any of these platforms should be able to say someone can't say something the way you learn what works and what doesn't is by trying things out now I don't think that I mean I don't know if this is him trying something I mean I'm not I'm not saying any of that but I'm just saying you have to still have that you know now he know he knows how people feel and that you know people get to react the way they want to to

Starting point is 00:28:49 certain things that's what it's all about but I just think it was interesting when I thought to myself okay well he's online saying this this stuff but if you see him in person what I would probably be a lot more human like how you know I'm thinking I'd be like oh what do what was going on man geez I think you freaking you know is it tough to take a nap because so many because your phone is just burning with the hatred of so many people towards you I guess that's my thoughts on it you know you say what you want and you can suffer the repercussions of it or you can see how people other people feel about it but to

Starting point is 00:29:31 say this guy screw then you just don't go by it then don't buy a ticket if you want if you don't want to see him now some people who's into the dark arts and stuff they're gonna really thrive on this they might buy a new kitten or something name it already should fear I mean I don't think Michael Rappaport's gonna buy one but you know just like anybody he can say what he wants to and then people get to react to it and then that's how you you get to say what you want back so that's really my thoughts on it I mean I just the part that scares me is when they start saying that oh take this guy's account away and take

Starting point is 00:30:11 this sort of thing like that just that because that's never gonna help anything people still have to be able to say what they want that's how you learn you know that's how you learn but man that was a ballsy fucking move huh it was just a ballsy just like I don't know if I could take all that heat online I just don't know if I could take all that heat I gotta tell you right now that bex is what I put on a lot I'll put some on right now bruh bad boys what you won't I got on these back shades baby I got on these back shades and do these are nice some of them if you want that polarization you want to make the world feel like it's

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Starting point is 00:32:38 THEO for 20% off your entire order summer's coming up get Bexy Bex sunglasses dot com use code Theo let's get into a couple questions here we had a call let me hit the hotline is always 985-664-9503 and RIP Kobe Bryant I couldn't remember you know Michael Landon I've always been a huge fan I mean he was basically the white James Brown and when he died man from cigarettes mmm it felt like somebody just reached inside of my nuts and just took one of my nuts out it felt like a lot it felt like a lot but I couldn't remember you know when I was young in Covington, Louisiana they had a boy we were playing basketball and this

Starting point is 00:33:38 tall beautiful young black gentleman named Ricardo Jordan man he had a smile look like somebody had just hid two pianos in his mouth man he just had a big big big smile this smile must have been damn nine inches long about six three or six four in the eighth grade I mean the kid was humongous and we're playing a basketball game and he fell in the court and just and never he didn't hit his head or anything he just had like a seizure just his heart you know one of those children that their body was so big and their heart just couldn't do the magic for it and he left and I mean and that was it you know they never brought

Starting point is 00:34:23 him back to consciousness and man it was god that hurt so much when I was young because to see a to have a child you know just someone like I was a child you know the atoms that were inside of him were the same atoms that were inside of me they were you know nervous excited you know hopeful energy and to see that energy just not have the form it had inside of his body anymore man that was so scary as a child anyway I don't mean to harp on it you know getting I'm just trying to think of enough of a tragedy that happened on a national level I don't know I don't know maybe oh is there a sports hero that I can't think of a

Starting point is 00:35:15 different one what did you guys think of the the Irish to fear scenario you know if you heard anything about it or read about it or even if you just heard about it at all what do you think about you know when there's an instance like that you know people sharing how they feel and if it's too much I mean people can do whatever they want and you can react to it however you want let's let's take a call here we go right here yo Theo this is Kenny Martinez I was up Kenny was one of the guys I got to see you this past weekend in Denver I just want to call until you thank you man you killed it I literally was gang shit baby onward like

Starting point is 00:36:07 the first 10 minutes into your set I was like if he doesn't stop I'm gonna have a hard tag or something because I couldn't breathe that's what I'm talking about boy they call me that body bag or dog you know what I'm saying dude you get a body bag you get a body bag you get a body bag because when the audience is calm baby I'm sending them home in a to-go box daddy that's who I am okay I'm that sweet potot baby I'm that stage yam daddy I'm that Carbo hi great son I'm that drip drop gang let's go my stomach my ass were hurting so bad from laughing myself and my girl were there and we were both cracking up it was funny as hell I just want to call and tell you one thanks for

Starting point is 00:37:01 the show and the show was great my girl actually got those tickets for us just you know how big of a fan I am of yours and I was telling her one day I was like hey Theo Vaughn's coming to Denver just now and I swear to you not even two minutes later I was sitting in the kitchen she came out I just bought us tickets VIP tickets we're gonna get to meet him so well she sounds like a sweet lady man and I'm very grateful that you guys came out and and were a part of my weekend as well so you guys take care of it Aaron stay off that altitude a lot of you did you get up on that altitude that's free dope that's free dope out

Starting point is 00:37:38 there people you know you they are you already you get off the plane you two thousand feet up in the air in Denver what the hell I'm used to a plane takes you all the way to the ground oh hey plane you dropped me off at about 1100 feet okay I know we're at the airport but you built this whole city on the top of a hill so that altitude is wild man you can't even in strange stuff you can't even get a spoon into a bowl of soup just like damn what supposed to be cream of mushroom thank you for coming out man onward let's take another call here here we go what a deal this is cross from Oklahoma I want to go see your

Starting point is 00:38:26 show at the tower theater when you're here and it was amazing oh thank you brother yeah in Oklahoma man's beautiful area over there and one of the managers of the comedy store this gentleman Curtis Nelson is in Oklahoma and he's probably one of the top 60 or 70 decent man I've known onward and I'm sitting here watching this past weekend at my house I'm just curious you give a lot of credit to your higher power and to be honest you sound like the way you talk you sound like you're you believe in Jesus you believe in God so I'm just wondering how come you don't say God whenever you say your higher power or do

Starting point is 00:39:08 you just not believe in that serious God and that there is just a higher power anyways man keep doing you gang gang brother love you gang gang bro love you back playboy you know sometime I say higher power you know my god isn't like a real name maniac some gods is a real name maniac you know call me this call me that call me Henry you know but um you know I believe in God man and I know I know some people don't that's fine with me you know I think God ever God is a personal choice and for me I think I need a God I don't do the best job of believing in him sometimes I know a lot of times I take I do my own will but you

Starting point is 00:39:59 know I just think it's rich it's it's taking a chance man it's taking a chance to believe in God you know to say that there's something out there because sometimes in my brain I can't I don't want the best for myself you know as sad as that is to say or as hard as that is to say sometimes you know sometimes I don't want you know I'll just be having either just be feeling depressed or it's not good or just I don't know or just you know sometimes I just don't I don't want the best for myself in some ways I can't even explain it really hmm sometimes it's easier for me to expect not good things to happen because

Starting point is 00:40:57 then I'll be able to say oh I told you so you know it's easier for me to expect you know to try and like I don't know I don't know I mean I know what I'm trying to say just sometimes it's hard for me it's been hard for me this past year to really connect to some of my feelings but I believe in it I believe in God man I believe in a higher power and it's a God of my understanding and I believe that you can have your own relationship with God I believe that and for me I'm glad that it's there because it's fascinating to me sometimes that even when I don't care about you know sometimes

Starting point is 00:41:43 when I don't care about myself I don't have the strength or the you know it's it's it's it's amazing to believe that somebody does you know that something out there really does want the best for me and that to me that's God you know I believe that God wants the best for me and that's scary to think really because a lot of my life you know I think growing up and you know just in my and I'm not and look I'm not feeling sorry for myself right now I'm not being hard on myself I'm just trying to share my feelings and talk on something I'm not having self-pity right now I'm just trying to share my feelings you know

Starting point is 00:42:38 believing in believing in a higher power is scary I think it's risky and most of my life you know I felt like God like God didn't care I felt like God didn't care about me if I'm real honest or it was just way easier for me to admit to myself to say to myself oh God doesn't love me you know God doesn't love me but the older I get and just the more like just little blessings that I see you know it could be a smile and somebody you know it could be somebody answering the phone when I called them somebody who I don't even think I don't know man it can be it could be times even when I don't want to spend time with someone and

Starting point is 00:43:35 I choose to because I know it's what they need not trying to say that in a selfish way but just you know I don't even want to make the choice be like oh to do that and and then something will come over me and say oh no I need to do this and it's not about me yeah that and there's just too many of those coincidences eventually where you know I just have to admit that that there's I believe that there's something out there that wants to see me that wants me to know that it loves me and this you know this you know because a lot of my life I felt either

Starting point is 00:44:27 unloved or unlovable you know or or I just felt like I didn't care about others I don't know I just I don't know man a lot of it's a new relationship for me and it's one that I'm trying to just try my best with and I don't have any of the answers but for me to believe that something that doesn't even know me really has always loved me like really loved me man like love me no matter what I did you know that's to me that's that's pretty that's that's a power stronger than anything I could do so I kind of don't know what I'm talking about but I say my God because I think that different people have different

Starting point is 00:45:38 gods different people have their own gods I don't you know I don't I don't get into God fights that's not my thing you know and and also I don't know man I have no idea but I appreciate you calling and asking and and be good bro be good out there you know you know sometimes it's just so it's so hard for me sometimes to love somebody else man you know I'll use like I'll use my care like my ability to care about others I use that in relationships you know I've used that before as like a weapon sometimes like I'll keep like I've kept my care away from somebody like

Starting point is 00:46:33 even though maybe I love somebody I kept my care I kept you know I like I use my care as like a weapon like oh you know you know I just I would love to one day be able to be at a place where my love and care for others isn't on a like a scale type of basis you know isn't on a isn't on any type of exchange basis at all you know or that I don't like I mean I would just I would love to be able to you know I think I think that one day I would like to be able to love somebody no matter what you know cuz that's how you know that's how that's how you know that's how I would like to be loved probably by someone and I've never

Starting point is 00:47:35 really been able to do that shit I never really have felt examples of that and stuff growing up and look I'm not having self pity I'm not fucking down in the dumps right now I'm not being hard on myself I'm just trying to share things that I think are things that I'm thinking about you know I know I'm hard on myself a lot people always come up to me at the show man I'll be sorry on yourself I know I am you know sometimes it's the only way that I've ever known to be dog no better time to talk to you about blue shoe look I'll tell you this man I was talking to somebody this weekend and they were saying hey boy

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Starting point is 00:51:16 improv February 6th that's sold out Oroville casino February 15th you want to do something nice for Valentine's Day weekend quit thinking about it don't go out on the 14th go out on the 15th make it easier less traffic and come and see your boy then I'll be in Red Bank New Jersey on the 27th and the theater at MGM National Harbor on February 28th we may be adding a show in Richmond or in Virginia Beach I'm not sure also be I'll be in Toronto from February 20th to the 22nd and we may be adding a show there as well let's take a few more few more calls this came in from patreon Kim chickens as a cute name Kim chickens

Starting point is 00:52:02 KC or SF you know I'm going with Kansas City boy and shout out to my friend Glenn Washington who lives over there in San Francisco and and I respect the Bay I like what they're doing over there but you know I'm going with Kansas City they've been through it all you know they got a I mean they play outdoors for that reason alone they play outdoors the chiefs the chiefs baby Christian a Koye all right who else did they have dude shit I don't remember bro I'm going for the chiefs here you go Kim chickens Jordy Tornay should breeze hang it up breeze is the bees knees but he's getting up there what do you think gang you

Starting point is 00:52:59 know Jordy it's such a tough one because it's interesting at a certain point the fact the it's like what do you owe the player as a city and as a franchise you know I didn't like the one thing I did not like about Kobe Bryant as a player was when when he went on that last season and he went to all the different places and he just kind of you know like it just seemed like what's going on here they tank their whole season they're not really gonna do anything you know he's kind of hobbled he's just it's just it was almost like the whole season was just a parade for him to go around and have one last season but it makes you

Starting point is 00:53:51 wonder did the franchise owe that to him did basketball owe that to him you know what do we as fans you just sit for a season and watch somebody who you may not think can be their best I mean I think the Saints would have won this year they could have done better I mean all they had to do is have a little bit better offensive line and then if they given the ball Latavius Murray hadn't there into the playoffs but they didn't do that so is it breeze me need through for I think 72% past completion percentage this year I don't I don't know if you're gonna do better with Taysum Hill if you're gonna do better with Teddy

Starting point is 00:54:25 Bridgewater I don't think you are but when team starts to realize he can't throw deep I think it's gonna be up to him I wonder him going to the pro bowl and seeing all the athleticism of those other guys out there how that if that makes him feel some type of way you know spending a summer with his children play watching his boys play flag football like you see on his Instagram does that settle in him in a place where like oh this is what's more important or you know I've had a great run or I don't believe he's the type of man that would come back unless he really felt like he was gonna add a lot of value he strikes

Starting point is 00:55:01 me that way as a human but also what do I know Brian what else do we have here let's take another more Matt Nichols what's one way you suggest a person can better themselves you're constantly listening to the hotline of reading the listeners questions does this help when about evaluating yourself and evolving emotionally you know one thing man that I've realized is that it's a constant battle it's a constant battle and by listening to different people's calls and the reading the emails and messages the one thing it's heavy in me a lot of times is of just that reminder you know what I don't want to do something but I

Starting point is 00:55:46 don't want to do that I don't want to you know go feed that animal to do this or do that or clean out the gutter you know when I don't want to you know you know when I don't want to go get the frisbee and throw it to the neighbor or whatever when I don't want to go for a run or I don't want to take care of myself I think man is a lot you know I have to do it you know there's a lot of people that not that are counting me or anything there's a lot of people that I'm trying I try to move I try to say hey you can do it so that kind of reminds me it's just like having constant reminders yeah and that's why I say this this whole shows a

Starting point is 00:56:26 lot of times like a give and take you know we just kind of keep sharing it back and forth and sometimes you guys you know sometimes somebody needs some support sometimes I need some support and we all just sometimes you know because we're all just so much the same really so one thing that that keeps me motivated and going a lot of times is trying some contrary action when I got home today from Denver did I got off the plane I did lie I got home I did not want to go for a run and instead of just living in that I said whoop put on my shoes I'm going dude and it when you don't want to it's hard but then it gets

Starting point is 00:57:06 easy and then that's where you start to break down that change that muscle if I don't want to because that's just a feeling because really I do want to really I do Alaskan Rock vodka said what plans have you got for patreon this year that's a great question man well for one you know try to answer more patreon questions try to put out some patreon specific episodes well so probably do a couple guests that will just be on patreon and maybe do a behind the scenes of some moments that you don't get to see in other places maybe some outreach calls

Starting point is 00:57:49 or something like that if you guys have certain suggestions let me know I would love to do something special for patreon at the at the shows when we're at the shows all right let's take another call right here here we go hey P.O. this is Jimbo from Flint Michigan what's up Flint what's up big Jimbo out there Flint boy that freaking that that mud sipper baby that dirty water bad boy that back splash hitter gang made a flint Michigan you know and every morning I wake up I fall apart and Lord Banking Center you know let me live the life that I live and I asked him to

Starting point is 00:58:45 show me a sign that I am living the path that I'm meant to walk down and I asked me to show me a sign and sure enough without fail as I'm teaching the work or teaching around picking up the old lady you always did all the reference the Flint Michigan and that's it I know I'm doing I'm supposed to be doing living the life that I'm supposed to be living and I just want to say you know what I really appreciate it man if you ever want to get into the nitty gritty about the city Flint Michigan just give me a shout that sounds good I appreciate that Jimbo you know and I look bro I grew up with my boy Daniel dude and you know him

Starting point is 00:59:25 bro I mean he could do all kind of wild stuff you know he's the kind of dude he used to have some of the older men he'd have him take hits off of cigarettes and blow the smoke into his ear and then he would open up his eyes and they would be pitched black and I don't know how he did it and he would take speaking of Flint Michigan he would take that hot hose hit baby you know that's when you put your mouth on the hose and then you go have somebody turn it on while it's been sitting there all spring just baking in the sun and you get that you get that first frickin mmm you get that first dash brah right in your throat just

Starting point is 01:00:05 everything that's in there at all just the past and the present and all the risks and things that just was in your house and flowed right out and just stuck in that in that green hose brah and sometimes he'd even go that light green hose that was the shady one remember that one that light green hose but your boy Daniel bro he makes his own choices you know and when he got that hot hose hit brother you know so every time I hear about Flint you guys over there drinking dirty water and you know making soup and in the bathtub and all of that you guys doing wild shit I mean it's like damn Noah's Ark over there you

Starting point is 01:00:44 know you guys over there drinking fucking you know soil Kool-Aid and all of that and being wild and being naughty I think it's beautiful brah you know it's like our own little Nairobi right here in uh in Michigan man shout out gang bro be safe out there Jimbo you and the old lady brah gang let's take a call right here maybe this will be our last one today I do not know right here Alejandro from DC I just wanted to pass Alejandro mi amigo gracias por el teléfono teléfono Yamada let me tell a phone call so let you know man I'm a huge fan and every time I see your podcast you know there's

Starting point is 01:01:50 there's always people calling but there's a there's usually they're always white there's always white guys a few here out of like a hundred people was like four of them are black you know I'm gonna let you know that a lot of us have fun it's fucking love you too bro fucking wild brah you are mente papa game game and I fucking love you thank thank you thank you man that's sweetie to say dude you know I notice a lot of similarities I notice a lot of things in in Hispanic culture that are that really are attractive to me man in my heart you know in me chorus you know Latinos like family is really really important you

Starting point is 01:02:34 know hard work you know some of the hardest working women that I see man it's really I mean it's bringing the tear to my almost it especially in Los Angeles in this area are Mexican women and I'm not look I'm not saying there's not hard-working white women out there I'm not I'm not saying any of that or I'm not saying there's not hard-working black women out there you know I just see a lot of actually it could be any hard-working woman you know but you see a lot of you know you just see I see a lot and in Los Angeles I see a lot of those mothers you know getting off the bus with their kids or you know the

Starting point is 01:03:21 husband getting and dropping them off real early you know because they're one vehicle families you know I just see a lot of love dude there's a lot of love in that community and and I see it man you know and I think when somebody from another like ethnicity or culture like shows you love I mean it's crazy it just shows the power of love man because to think that somebody's like oh man dude I support you you know you don't look like me you know you don't sound like me but I believe that you know our heart is the same color you know yeah I don't know that there's just something I don't know a lot of those women they

Starting point is 01:04:11 just remind me of when I see a lot of Latino women out there working hard it reminds me of my mother you know or maybe a mother that I wish I had I don't know man I just there's something about yeah I know I just I love the culture man I love the language my father when I was young you know he would talk to some of his friends and they would sit there and talk in Spanish and I just and he was so happy man I think that was one of the times that really my I guess I hadn't thought about really that much but that was one of the times my father was just so happy when he was talking in Spanish and just laughing you know and he

Starting point is 01:04:51 liked to show people that he could talk in Spanish you know just because he grew up in Central America till he was 12 and then he moved but I think he just always had that you know we always just had it in his heart so yeah I don't know maybe some of it's an homage to my father you know I but if anything all this does is make me want to work harder to learn Spanish but thank you for the nice message dude thank you for the nice message bro you know what I'm saying dude okay uh let's take another call right here man we'll take one more gang shit yo yo this is Jeff aka Lil Water Sox what's up Water Sox dude and

Starting point is 01:05:49 is that I don't know if that's Native American or not but let me hear more Jeffrey calling from Ponte Florida first my daughter and I were talking and said we're gonna be pretty mad if you don't come back as Uncle Baby Billy's son in the second season of Righteous Gemstones I think that'd be fire well look one thing you can do is go send a DM to Jody Hill on Instagram and tell him that I'm ready okay because I am onward but uh yes I'm 36 I rap and sometimes I feel like maybe it's not as cool to be a 36 year old rapper as it would be to be like in a band or maybe in a stand-up you know comic just wondering is that weird

Starting point is 01:06:34 like what do you guys think is it weird to be quote-unquote unsuccessful old rapper still rapping I love it I mean I have a good job I make cheerleading music actually as for a living but you know I feed the kids and all that but you know I have this little passion on the side doesn't get too much love but put that shit out bruh put that shit out put on a mask put on a you know put some horns on the side of your head do a rap do an album dude you know you're making cheerleading on the side if you got to do that get that money get that shoot the three shoot shoot the three money but then cut that shit at night

Starting point is 01:07:20 bruh put the kiddo to bed son and drop that dark magic dog you know what I'm saying soundproof that little bitch is crib and drop that dark magic cuz guess what ain't you know what ain't suave bruh a 37 year old rapper 38 year old 51 year old Franklin over there dropping albums bitch you ain't doing shat Frank a okay so 36 you on that cusp daddy you on that cusp bro cuz let me tell you this man drop it now drop that heat now cuz at 37 38 people just gonna think you some kind of wild wiggle bruh to be honest with you no disrespect every man who's 36 thinks they're a rapper so show that work bruh

Starting point is 01:08:12 get something out there get the children out there do the child do the cheerleaders get something out there do that shit boys to men remix it blind melon bruh you know what I'm saying acid bath do something sexy son but not around the children do your own shit put a mask on you know I'm saying drink a bunch of glitter and vomit on your cousin dog and then put on the laser lights boy but do something bruh cuz that the further you get 37 38 you just gonna be like kind of a wig a type of dude 40 50 bruh 50 years old you a rapper dude you're gonna be living outside of a gas station papa so I

Starting point is 01:08:56 respect the hustle bruh but I want to see that muscle daddy gang shit oh thank you guys so much we got one more call here oh yeah I know what you're talking about dude that's uh just family meat man onward and so she gets a lot of exotic meat got the Midwest and she offloaded a couple of couple of pounds of ostrich to my brother and he's been eating it every day and he's kind of like he that he kind of like he has a picture of it every day it's just a little weird and I'm wondering what's your idea of that man like truck driver wild bird meat you know you think it might be going to his brain a little

Starting point is 01:09:55 bit anyways man thanks I hope you're doing good thanks brother back at you man oh I think if you have a little bit of stretch but I ain't nothing wrong with you you know there ain't nothing wrong you wake up in the morning have a couple eggs and a hit of stretch you know not everybody gets to have ostrich so maybe you know you should you know your brother's lucky to have that delicacy baby you know some people that say you can't eat this and you can't eat that and I say this watch me okay unless you're gonna come by my house and stand by my plate I might have a little something okay sometimes I might have

Starting point is 01:10:37 me a little cut a hawk all right I might have me a little basket of or have I might have me half a basket of seal nuggets all right y'all don't tell me what I can have and what I can't y'all never know I might have a little bit of canary brittle before I shut it down for a night I might have some adolescent back ribs I might bring a nine in the joint and have a Popeyes chicken sandwich okay I might have something rare I might have a little bit of you know I might have some Doberman on brioche or some carp tarts or some goldfish filets with a little bit of a reindeer remelod drizzle everybody has different

Starting point is 01:11:30 desires so if you got a little bit of stretch over there if your ladies drop you know visiting another man and dropping off a little bit of that frickin long neck oh meat to him well more power to him brother that's family you know what I hate the most is when my sister drives past my house and don't bring me so thank you for calling man and I hope everybody out there drops off some rare meat to somebody that they love you know life is a gift and I believe that man and uh and man I've been having a tough time with it but that's okay today is a new day tomorrow is a new day and sometimes man I don't

Starting point is 01:12:26 even I know my day can be good and I don't even want it to I don't even want to make it good you know sometimes I don't even want to it's like I want to hold on to the anger you know I want to hold on to that I just want to it just because if I do that then it gives me it's like hey don't you see I'm angry something's wrong I'm angry man it's just so it's so it's hard to just say hey everything everything's okay it's really if to really trust the world like that it's a journey man it is a journey you guys thank you so much for being a part of this past weekend as

Starting point is 01:13:26 always you can hit hit the hotline 9 8 5 6 6 4 9 5 0 3 call them with what's going on with you call them with what isn't going on with you if you have thoughts or reactions to something we discussed today on here Sharon you know if you know if you if you haven't if you're in some pain man share it up you know you know and we can we can we can we can beat it I believe that we can beat it you guys be good to yourselves man you deserve it you know and I believe that I'm gonna go out a kind of a somber tune but I'm feeling sometimes kind of somber you know and that's okay I'm managing it and I'm and it's organized

Starting point is 01:14:21 some somberity and this is Evan Bartels out of I believe Nebraska I want to say or it could be out of Missouri man I hate that I have not remembered that right now but uh a beautiful song here the devil God and me oh mother may I open my eyes there's a great big world waiting right outside mother may I raise my voice we the people have that choice mother may I raise my head though I did not try my best mother who may I sip the wine oh I did not tell you oh yeah you can come for me oh yeah you can come for me

Starting point is 01:16:24 well devil I do have your name stuck in my ear and I'm to blame no I beg you let me be devil you ignore my plea the crown of lies I wear in shame well I would give to try yeah oh yeah you can come for me Evan Bartels but you can't come for me the devil God and me you can check that out we will put the link there on the YouTube Jesus man it's powerful brother Jesus though I had my face and will you cast my doubts away take my sins down to the grave if there is hope then let me

Starting point is 01:18:29 see there is life those like me oh yeah you can come for me keep going man if you got this man you got this man oh yeah Lord but you can't come for me yeah you can come for me oh yeah oh you can't come for me oh yeah I will conquer thee man something powerful man when that hits you man there's something powerful in a

Starting point is 01:20:17 song you know it's like it can rearrange all the pieces inside of you and make them into something that that feels completely different than where you were at the beginning of it and that's captivating man it's like a surgeon you know it's like a construction worker man music is I mean it's just noninvasive surgery to just go into to get into me man that song right there by Evan man it gets into me mother may I rest my head though I did not try my best man and that right there I mean that's the power of a mother a family you know no matter what you do or how well you do it that you're okay here oh that's a you know a

Starting point is 01:21:35 love without judgment you know I hope to be able to love that way one day myself I think but and I'm not being hard on myself I'm just thinking man I'm just trying to think and feel and be alive you know I want to get all the feels out of this life if I can bro gang shit dog you guys be good man

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