This Past Weekend - Double Left Field | This Past Weekend #227

Episode Date: September 3, 2019

Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_     Theo is back from Atlanta and calls up Billy Conforto’s brother, listens to some responses to the caller with drippy mitts from last week, and gives some words of encouragement for a fella who feels like he can’t do anything right.   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   New Merch https://theovonstore.com    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by    BetterHelp https://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% off your first month   ZipRecruiter Try for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/TPW    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Hit the Hotline [phone]   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Find Theo   Website: https://theovon.com  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend  Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Music   “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon CharCheezy Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Smith David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Fast Eddie Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Matthew David Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke HarrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, what's up you little rabbit rodeo bears? Huh? What's up? Now rabies, now rabies, now that's an STD right there. That's one of those unsung non-heroes. You know? Rabie, everybody wants to preach on, you know, these more popular STD syphilis and uh, you know, jock itch, I guess.

I mean that J.I., boy, you get a, you get a strong case of that J.I., son? That's, I mean, I had, you know, growing up in Louisiana, you get that jock itch, that's a kind of, you catch a strong strand, boy, your hands won't leave your nuts for, you know, probably half of a moon cycle. I mean, you, you catch that strong J.I., boy, you don't even, dude, you'll scratch your wiener right off like a damn lottery ticket. You catch that, I mean, this, they have some strands of, of jock itch done in Louisiana, that old, that should be on the Discovery Channel, you know, so you know that.

And if you don't know it, then well, now you know that. Kevin Hart was hospitalized after his car careened off an embankment. The driver of the car was found pinned in his seat under the crushed roof, and so was the female passenger. And we know somebody that's been involved in embankments better than anybody. I mean, we're talking about the Christopher Columbus of embankments, and that's our man Billy Conforto, R.I.P. And right now we got a special moment, actually, I'm going to call his brother Chucky and get

him on the line right here. And this is Chucky. What up, Chuck? What's up, Theo? I'm doing good, man. How are you? I'm good. I'm good.

How are you? I'm doing okay, man. I was just over in Biloxi at the casino over there doing a show this past weekend. So, you know, I had a, I was at my brother's house Saturday. We had a live fantasy football draft, and one of the guys there was like, you know, it was just, you know, it was Saturday or Sunday, and one of the guys there was like, you know, yesterday, actually, he come back and he was like, man, I want to check out this new Theo. Y'all know him.

I was like, yeah, I know Theo. So I've been talking to him. Oh, that's hilarious. He told me he wanted to catch a show. I didn't know anything about it. Well, next time when I come over to Louisiana, I'll get you over to one. Yeah, like, come check it out. Yeah, it'd be great, man.

Sure. Dude, there's so many fans that are, that are fans of Billy, bro. Yeah. Yeah. So many people love him, man. You know, and I just wanted to know, like, a little bit more about him because, you know, I met him, we used to, we was bus boys together and, uh, and he was probably the wildest dude I ever met in my life, man.

You know, I was, uh, I was talking to my brother, my youngest brother, my mom, she had seven kids in eight years, which, you know, a lot of people have a lot of kids, but Jesus, that's like Drew Brees type numbers, bro. When you, she put it up there, nobody's about to catch it. Damn boy, right, when you have an eight year old and you're in the hospital having your seventh kid, that's a lot of kids from the same mom and dad, same mom and dad. So it wasn't like, you know, she had a bump, we have a bunch of baby daddies or whatever, how do you say it?

Yeah. I was telling, you know, so I was at my youngest brother's house, uh, when I was texting you, I think yesterday, man, my days was kind of confused. We was like up to like three o'clock in the morning as I was playing cornhole and my days are a little mixed up here, but anyway, we was talking, he was like, he just was like, man, Billy, he goes, man, mom, remember, you know, mom always sending us to the store and running back and forth and Billy came over one day and he's like, I got your bike. And he was like, man, he goes, mom, make me go to store time and run errands, I got your

bike. And he's like, how did you buy it? I didn't buy it, but I got you one. That was Billy. You know what I'm saying? That was Billy. He was wild, man. Yeah.

He was one of a kind. I mean, I don't, yeah, he and I were bus, but I guess he was a waiter at this restaurant. And then next thing I know, dude, he was always, he had us always on like all kind of weed adventures. He was doing, he was running weed. He was always getting his car fixed. Um, he, he, he would give you all that a little bit together with, you know, with, uh, with the weed and stuff.

I see. I'm a fan because of that. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I actually got a card from the governor, which worked out great for me, but dude, I remember we was working at the restaurants and then, yeah, dude, I remember I used to drive him

across the lake to get weed and we would come back with so much weed, bro. Well, the person he was coming to see you talking to. Oh, there we go, man. Well, look, nice to, nice to talk to you again, man, dude, and y'all had the craziest fucking family. People was boxing. People was, uh, I mean, people was at people were on pills. Everything was going on.

Yeah. I mean, the drugs did run, uh, they tore our family apart. You know, it was Billy, uh, and then our three cousins, Chuck and Jimmy, you know, boys could box. I mean, they were good. They were going somewhere, but that monkey got on them. They couldn't get it off. It was tough.

I'm, you know, man, I'm, it's, what do you do, you know, they don't want to be that way. Let's talk to Billy about it all the time. Like Billy was getting these, uh, he was getting these moves where, you know, he wouldn't see him for a while and we all knew what he was doing, but then he would show up and he would be Billy again. He'd be like, come on, we're going to work out and he really was always the same way. He'd have to get the camera out.

He always had this Polaroid camera, so you get the Polaroid out and he would take a picture and he was like, I'm holding on to the pictures and we're going to tell, you know, and so we're going to check them in. Yeah. Set goals. Take the pictures. Right. So then we would go work out hard and boy, he wouldn't let you, uh, you couldn't skip.

You couldn't cut a rep shot. He was on you. That's how Billy was. And even like I heard one of your cast about the steroids and he said that I had a flashback. I forgot Billy used to be on it that I remember like he was, he was doing, I think like Winstraw something crazy. And he was like, and I kind of was like, man, I kind of want to do that too. I'm playing football.

And I'm like, man, I want to try that too. So he's like, all right, this is going to be the routine. This is how we're going to eat. He would just write it all out. Billy was just crazy. He was like a mad scientist and he was like, so he would tell you, we're going to take it a half hour before we work out. And when you said that, I remember the stinking one time being in the car with him, he's like,

it's a half hour before the gym, pull over, I'm like, wait, let's wait, let's go to an apartment or something. The apartment is around the corner from the gym. No, we got to stop right now and do it. And we actually were shooting, it's terror on the side of the road. I said that, I'm like, holy shit, I don't know if you just was saying that, like just telling the story. I'm like, that actually happened.

Not that happened, man. We did it over off of the interstate over about between Sladell and the exit by the movie theater, bro. We would duck off over there and fucking pipe them down, boy. And I hate to cut that call short right there, but you can listen to the entire call on our second YouTube channel, Theo Von Clips. So you can check that channel out and it's got a lot of unique stuff on it. And it will have the entire conversation with Chuck, Billy's brother.

Wow, just fascinating, man. And that, yeah, and I talked to him for nearly an hour, so you guys can enjoy that there. But yeah, being able to chat with the just, I mean, that real, I mean, just that human fiasco that Billy Conforto was getting to talk to his brother, man, pretty sweet. Let's get into this episode. And Somewhere else, but when I find it, I'll patch up where it's been Now I'm just on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be

cornerstone, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind. I found I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take a little time For me to set that parking brake and let myself go So I'll shine that light on me I'll slip and tell you my story Shine on me I will find a song and sing it just for you And as you know it is Bishop Gunn shine taking a sin right there bringing us into the world

I wonder if when you're born like you could hear I wish they had a little bit of that womb music You know I wonder if maybe when you're born they should play certain music And it that you know it might help you come into the world a little bit better or different You know it would be like it you know like You know like that song shine you know it might be you know just a real natural kind of Christian birth right there You could have some rap music if you want if that baby was just kind of you don't even know if you're gonna you know If you're that excited about the baby you know or if you kind of just hooked up with a man and you don't even know that man

Maybe they have that song pull over that has too fast pull over that has too fast and they could play that in the delivery room So at least the baby when he comes into the world he kind of knows how he got out there you know Or you know he might have it immediately his back story might be embedded into his tissue by the music Because music hides in our bodies boy Isn't that fascinating music hides in our bodies Music hides in our bodies I mean I'm you if you you know if you fucking carved me open with a With a carve opener or whatever you um I Probably have a little bit of top 40 in me

You definitely gonna find some goo goo dolls down there by my ass you feel me you're gonna hear you know Because music One time a guy you know hit punch me really hard right in a jaw and immediately I started hearing that song In the end the only thing that matters You know that Lincoln Park that dude just punches In the end and that song so you know that was hidden in my jaw or something this dude fucking cracked me and next thing you know I'm linking parking boy And that dude parallel parked my ass onto the ground and my brain just you know I got Lincoln parked up because music hides in you

Somebody might hit you with a damn you know if somebody You know might hit you with a damn Like a beater stick like a stick used for For beating others They hit you with that bitch in the back and next thing you know you start I keep a clothes watch on this heart of mine They'll beat the fucking Johnny Cash right out of you You that's the thing the music could really hide in our bodies So if when a baby was born

They put a little bit of music on that maybe really You put that you know some Some just some music like a One of them Jamaican guys like kind of a weed you know um Who am I thinking of Bobby Marley Bobby Marley You know no No cry

They get that in you and it really affect your system positively. I think over time Shout out to everybody and Support everybody over there dealing with the hurricane And it's that time of year, you know mother nature has got a recipe book out Because because you got the summer is kind of settling down You got the rain the rain is coming in Winter And mother nature's just kind of flipping through the pages. Okay

What we got okay? We got a scattered storm over there You know we got to make an entree out here in the on the coast We're gonna mix up a batch of Dorian Send that bitch up to feed a couple of A couple hundred thousand with some water Water That's what you know, it's just that time of year when mother nature really has her recipe book out and can You know when she's brewing up things she's making a batch of something nasty

It's that time of year winners coming That's the crit you can't Winner That thing Do my brother I remember at all when we were young when we were children we used to wait for the bus And do getting out there in a bus in a winter time You know it'd be like two days a year it would freeze in Louisiana And people were crazy when it would freeze

People just duct tape a blanket around their kid and fucking send them to school just You see you see people walking around school just look like tall just stacks of blanket You have to open up the top and see who it was. Oh, who is this? Oh, that's a little Randall right there You know, oh look you you have to unfold the blanket at the top like oh, that's Bridget And Bridget all fucking duct tape kids looking all kidnapped kind of but warm And you would just get so you know you get out there by the bus stop and breathe in the air And just make them ghosts, you know, you could see your air you could see your breath living You know just forming outside of you beautiful

And we just be oh And we would do I remember if my hands you know my brother my brother one time sometime would have gas you know body gas You know You know what I'm talking about body gas man farts And he would give you a set of air mittens dude if your hands was real cold he'd have He'd say hey put them put them over by my butt and he'd hit you with them warm He'd hit you with that a dose of that warm body air and give you those just so his hand mittens bro Just lace you out with a set of air mittens right there

Keep your hands warm for about 15 18 second And that's teamwork too man It really is teamwork You know because it's that's the thing about being in a winter place it brings people together You get that togetherness you have you got to snuggle You know the plants are dying so you got to take care of each other, you know people's lives become more pertinent When you got the winter going on You got to be careful you can't step certain places because you're not going to get stuck in there

You got to be careful you can't step certain places because you'll slip you'll die Because of the ice so you have to be real careful And I think that things seem a little more precious in the winter time human life does Because it's at a little bit more of a rarity It's not as abundant as it is But yeah everybody who's bracing for Dorian and dealing with it good luck to you Stay strong out there dude and I said get out there and be a hero Get out there and be a damn hero

We had a boy in our town what his dude little cheeko they called him And he was black I guess he was he was like a young black gentleman Or he might have been just kind of dark Mexican You know kind of like You know like you know dark Mexican And he would get out there and he if a storm was coming he'd get out there with a sword bruh This dude he was fearless He'd be out there battling the wind because you know in Louisiana they get them gusts

And a gust will hit you at 40 miles an hour and fucking tickle your ass real hard Like a pervy uncle bruh a strong wind gust will fucking just Make you get you get out all your tenderness And um and he would little cheeko be out there with a fucking sword bruh And he was real real he was real light His bones probably if you were holding all of his bones in your hands You if you weren't you might not even know if you what you might not even know you were holding them That's how light he was he was just you know he didn't have a lot of calcium in him

And his daddy was real light His dad I remember one time fell off the roof And just kind of went side to side and then just kind of landed on the stomach real softly So this is just the family not real They had low calcium And that's that's you know it's a I don't know if it's a birth defect or what it is but it's God There's God doing what he likes But little cheeko bruh this dude also the craziest thing about him he always he would look for

Easter eggs year round So he was that kind of dude he be look you you know you You be outside he be always looking for Easter eggs And I think he didn't really get the whole concept of Easter egg hunt And I think he didn't really get the whole concept of Easter egg hunt he thought it was You know I don't know I guess one of them he went to the first one he ever went to and he just thought That life had changed and now you could always look for him But I remember he'd come over for dinner sometime and he'd fucking spend half that half the meal looking for eggs

But around the house and shit Like damn little cheeko boy Get your little dark Latino ass back here dude we trying to fucking finish off these potatoes Boy we ain't getting any cookies little buddy But he really loved Easter eggs man he would always And then he got depressed really I remember a little bit as we got older because he didn't find you know it was so rare that you found eggs and so he You know when you're constantly looking for something and you don't get it sometime it can really lead to some depression but but that's life What else is going on I've been in training in Atlanta for a week training

training We did training for movie training And working with it was like working with You had assault rifles AR-15s and you had Navy SEAL trainers training people how to interact with the weaponry how to use the weaponry How to maneuver and move as a group Really next level type of stuff I think Just handling that piece because you I want to get out there and fucking Clint Eastwood You know I hold an AR-15 to the side and just

And but it's very organized and very and we got to shoot blanks We got to shoot blanks Which was film blanks and so they make a louder flash than regular bullets do And they make a louder sound But they don't have any projectile So that was kind of interesting to see And we learned also though that that the the blanks even if you had like a water bottle The man showed us and you shot it from about six feet away

It would obliterate it So even the blanks the air blast that comes out of the weaponry is extremely severe So you have to be cognizant of that You can't just be you know shooting blanks at people because people will bleed to death But what else did we do? You know it was just like you get there and there's the script there's the table read and everybody's You know it was just a lot it was a lot in one week and just kind of seeing what's going on with it and And getting to meet Christopher Pratt. We'd never met very nice man the director everybody there beautiful people

That's uh But I was there for a week and then I went to Biloxi And a call actually came in from Biloxi and I'll hit that one right here Here we go Yo Theo, what's up? This is John McCree from Spanish for Alabama What's up John and Spanish Fort and I got a step sister that lives over there in Spanish Fort over there And they're doing well unless she gots two children one of them's a ginger real tall tall Ganger onward

Just calling to let you know man. You did the damn thing in Biloxi last night My wife and I are still laughing and talking about the show man We had a fucking blast Everything you said was fucking hilarious and on point at all time The show was great The opening act Was fucking amazing everything was perfect man the show went off Except for the knucklehead lady sitting behind me

But you called her out on that bullshit With her loud ass Gang gang There you go thanks for calling man Yeah that was fun in Biloxi That lady I did call her out dude That was good too she said Oh you should have a Mexican kid I remember she yelled

And I was like well if I want to have a loud kid I'll come talk to you That's what I said So we really put her in the silence booth didn't we Yeah man Biloxi is crazy down there on the Gulf Coast Dude they got everything They got fish swimming through the air down there They got trout they got trout

They got carp You know they got carpenters you'll see carpenters But it's just four fish fucking doing some drywall I mean they got real fish everywhere It's real just fishediculous down there But thank you guys for coming out it was a lot of fun Man it was fun so many people came You know and just to be down there on the Gulf Coast

And you can't even get any cocaine down there because it's wet Everything's wet down there you find an oyster in a damn cocaine You'll do half a line and fucking next thing you know you got a pearl You know you just you got a you know you got a pearl that you found So it's it's a different place man But it was yeah it was a joy bro It was a real real joy over there And people came out what else happened man

I was going to tell you guys about something that happened Something that happened Something that That I was thinking about oh Louisiana won the Little League World Series That's what I was thinking about I want to say congratulations to them boys Southwest baby that team And they took it they beat Curacao they beat Hawaii And what I'm saying is they beat everybody son

A bunch of little freaking little gator tails from over there in Louisiana man from River Ridge From over there outside of New Orleans they really got it done so congratulations to them little boys And dude I remember bro being in uh Little League I was so fucking bad at baseball Dude I was bad I was bad at baseball Dude they put me in left field and then at one point they put me in double left field bro I wasn't even on the field I was like you know if you go to left field

There's a line right there where it's out of bounds and they put me over there one time So at that point you're on when you're like an assistant coach really And I remember dude I remember one time they put me so far out there I was bought these woods I was about probably about 11 12 feet deep into some woods And I could barely even hear the game So that's you know and I remember they had a couple mushrooms out there And I remember eating a couple of those bitches boy And look

You playing baseball and you have a couple mushrooms bruh The whole world becomes the outfield Dude I don't know what game I was playing I was playing connect four inside of my brain bruh I was trying to rearrange my toes I was trying to put them in a more I was looking at my feet I remember thinking if I could put my toes in a more effective order And that was just So you got to be careful sometimes with those games you know these kids some of the kids they didn't

And my favorite thing was getting the snow cone at the end after the game You know you're a shitty baseball player when your favorite part of the sport is getting that snack after That's that you know that's when I remember the coach sometimes he was a hey Theo go sit in my truck Make sure it's cooling off that's what he would say Because he'd keep the AC running in there And I'd sit in there for 20 minutes while the other kids were practicing and just fuck I must have been horrible God I must have been horrible at this shit Damn

So bear grills y'all know him And the funny thing is his name bear grills, but never once have I seen him eating any Kodiak boy brown black grizzly polar bear I haven't seen him grill up one slice of bear Bro you can't have a name and not do it okay What if your name was wizard daddy and you don't do any spells bruh Then that's really not really neat is it then you're not living up to your name What if your name is blind Simon

But when people say Simon you don't even react and you can see really well Then you're not who you say you are bear grills first of all grill up a little bit of bear I'd like to see you carve up a fucking cut a cub baby Okay, and gum that shit down That you don't seen how strong you would be So bear grills don't even grill bear But he got stung by a bee and had to be rushed out by paramedics And I'll say this man if you don't think that bees are the doberman pinchers of the devil

Bees are Satan's little German shepherds Think about a bee Think about a bee man They come around bruh and they fuck you up Think about that Imagine if somebody ran over by you you're hanging out at the park you having a little cut of ham or something You know you may be having a couple ganger snaps or whatever doing something natural You having a lemonade bruh, but you cut it down with water a little because it's too sugar

And somebody runs up bruh a little dude bruh runs up pulls out a fucking knife fucking pokes you like that And then he dies That's a bee that's a bee man. That's what a bee do Bees do that kind of shit bruh a bee would kill you if it could the problem is God don't give a bee a strong enough sword Just to fucking hurt you But bear if you can't handle a bee sting Dude, I remember getting a bee sting I remember getting a bee sting

Just to fucking hurt you but bear if you can't handle a bee sting Dude I remember getting stung by a bee bruh in both of my fucking eyelids boy at the park one time during summer camp And I still had to go to camp My mom didn't give a damn you can't see do well You know God wants you to relax on the inside a little bit and calm down You know you just darkened out but you still have to go to summer camp I don't give a damn. I want to put some calamine lotion on my fucking forehead She even put it on my eyes. I remember made me go maybe drink a whole bunch of water

That shit was horrible boy, but different times man But bear grills boy you can't handle a bee sting That's crazy What's going on man everything let's get another call that came in here the hotline [phone] And first also let's say this man That this episode is brought to you by better help Better help will assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist You know I've been seeing a therapist for a while. I had been and recently I stopped seeing them

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You know I just because I struggle I know sometimes with the motivation so if I can help cure that part then I can Be more effective and actually you know breaking breaking a sweat and doing that kind of stuff It's it's a good use of my time because it makes it takes me out of my brain And this morning I was thinking man I was having to do these like sled pushes and stuff and and I was like man Sometimes when I kept thinking like oh this is hard. It was hard But then at one point I was like why don't I quit thinking with my brain and just think with my body You know why don't I just let my body take control of the moment instead of sitting there thinking this is hard Why don't I just use my legs and see how hard it really is

And once I did that I started feeling I was like oh this isn't as hard as I thought it was And it made me think of a lot of times like when I you know I used to lay in bed a lot and just start My brain would just run and start thinking negative right when I wake up My brain just man you got this this thing is dealing hanging over your head and this and you know Maybe here's a lie that you told and you haven't really straightened it out yet and that comes back The land on my on my shoulder like a bird every morning and and then this problem you know you got this You know You know you got this business thing you got to take care of and you need to respond all these little birds land on my

Shoulders right when I wake up and it's all and it's negative chirping But that's just if I lay there and listen to my brain But if I get moving and get my feet going and get into my body then I find oh wow I'm just I'm getting things done my brain is not able to just talk to me because I'm actually taking control and I'm doing something And then I was thinking man maybe One of the reasons why a lot of young men And my generation and the generation after me are struggling with mental health Or just you know more caught up in our feelings and our emotions and shit is because

We don't use our bodies as much as we used to Like our fathers are you know and our grandfathers they had to a lot of them worked more labor jobs You know a lot of them there wasn't everything wasn't automated they had to move more they had to do more things So they were more in their body they were taking action physical action Whereas now it's like a lot of us aren't a lot of those jobs don't exist things are more automated So we get more in our brain You know and I think our brains just aren't used to being able to just be so sedentary And when the brain gets sedentary you know and just sits around and it's not

You know it's when it's when your body's moving your brain has to kind of like control just function of what's going on But when or when my body's moving when my body's still my brain just starts to just swirl You know just starts to just pontificate and Consider and worry But if I keep my body moving my brain's like okay, I got to pay attention to what's going on because I have to Make sure the body's okay, you know I can't bump into things or run into a you know a saw or something or You know get hit by you know something do you know catch some electricity or something So

So what I'm saying is like I noticed that When I was pushing on this sled at the gym when I when I was in my brain I was like fuck this is hard man down If I could do this and how much longer do I have but when I quit that and just started moving my body I Couldn't think about the worry. I just could you Know I just got it done And I think that's where we are as a generation and so there's a lot more young men who just This is the first and second generations of us not using Our bodies as much you know not as many people working labor jobs not as many people so you're having more of a sedentary

Lifestyle where your brain starts moving And and I think that that's why we're having just because we're more caught in our brains And we're having more mental health issues because we're using our brains all the time but But we're not using them in conjunction with our body at the same time So there's just a thought that I had it was something that really kind of resonated with me like wow like no wonder You know We don't we're not moving as much if we move less than yeah, we're gonna have more mental health problems because we're just stagnant And so maybe think about you know kind of some of the stuff that

You know like wow if I get moving my brain doesn't have a chance to just sit there and spin So Let's take another call that came in here 985-664-9503 is the hotline And if you hit that sucker be much obliged Also, we got the new merch lineup you can check it out And I think the link will be below And I think the link will be below in the YouTube Homeward

Hey Theo, my name is Hannah I was calling regards to a call that you got last week about a guy with sweaty hands Oh, thank you Hannah. I appreciate that call Yeah, and that fella was real dripped out up in the mitts, you know He really he got those uh He's got he's kind of got his gorillas in them in the mitts You know, he's got them You know, he's got these dampened out

Because a hand really I mean there's so much moisture in our bodies It's really amazing that more of it just doesn't pass right through our hand You know, you got water, blood, plasma It's amazing it'll shake somebody's hand and they have a little bit of plasma on their hand sometimes Let's hear more And this is actually, yeah you've probably heard of it It's a medical issue called hyperhydrosis And I had it in my armpit which is so just not here at all

It could be something that's like There's medicine or antibiotics It sounds like his dad hasn't used it Basically though, you can get Botox in your hands I got Botox in my armpit My insurance actually covered it If you provide like proof Now you have to go

So you can get that Botox in your hands for handshaking I guess if he's slipping out You get that hello tox because you shake somebody's hand You say hello and then bitches dry it up if you got that Because that's, I mean that just seems extensive And how many injections you have to get to get a whole shake covered Because you know, I guess you just really need to get the middle But yeah, you want that dry grip I think if you're doing handshakes

That's the biggest concern is hitting somebody with that fucking wet hello right out the gate Just hitting them with that damn With that, you know, you put out this just that slick snake boy That's fucking that pal Amanda You know, you're making pals with somebody and then that thing's all slippery That arm that hand And that's something that's really probably But that's called hyper hydrosis

Okay, so you're saying that he could get injections Botox in his hands And you had it in your armpits And that's kind of sexy a little bit If you're making love to somebody you need to start real just Just really just almost just kind of Just really just getting all Niagara on your ribs kind of that's almost a little bit sexy Let's hear more and there you go if you don't want to do good schoolwork just fucking tell him you got that drip Get your little thing of vising and just

Put some on your hands show the teacher say look These answers are bad but it's because I'm fucking leaked out You know daddy's got that I got those I got those little oasis is right here Or what are they called mirages or something fake little rivers or something Here's another call that came in for the drip emits for some advice for the beautiful young fella

And then him and his daddy got that genetic drip gang gang onward Hey Theo this is Kevin from Los Angeles What's up Kevin from Los Angeles thank you for calling man and And I'm in Los Angeles right now brother so let's hear more This is one of the calls really quickly to help out a guest I called you He had an issue with some leaky mitts right I had that problem for like 27 years dude Damn

So you really one of the forefathers of those fucking Of those those arm faucets onward Just terrible you don't want to go to networking events don't want to shake anyone's hand Well now the fist bump has really saved you guys then Because a lot of people had issues with the fist bump when it came out saying it was violence It was promoting violence it was a black power thing that you know just people felt it was egregious But anyway enough of what I'm thinking onward thank you Kevin Do anything you know even holding hands just suck so

Yeah, I could imagine that would but now if you're gonna do a little masturbation Then that's gotta be helpful Onward What I did is I looked up there's a thing called I own touch derma And I think the ion is like ions for electricity It's this weird thing you put your hands in a little bit of water and I don't know what it does like electrocute something in your hand you know And turns off the sweat glands or something like that And you literally solved my problem within like you know two treatments

And now I do it like once every two weeks hands and feet and it's dry and it's life changing dude So hopefully your guests can hear this and it can help them out because it definitely helped me out I own to derma and hopefully that changes his life I own to derma and yeah, we'll put this into together in a package and put this on the clips channel as well You'll be able to see that if you got the air if you dripping out those paws if you got those porous paws and Then this could be some solution while those are two great suggestions Thank you guys both the hyper hydrosis and the ion to derma And you put your hands in some electric water and that tightens your shit up dude

Because that's crazy you can't even play basketball you getting a ball all wet You know you can't even I guess it's nice if you're fixing your hair and you wish you had a little bit of gel But you don't because a lot of times I wish I had a little moisture on my hand to tighten up my wig and then bam So I guess there's things that help and things that don't But also dude I got to say this I got the worst haircut of my life in Biloxi, Mississippi And maybe I shouldn't have got my hair cut at a casino. That's the truth But damn do that shit just broke my heart man This lady and I knew she shouldn't have been cutting hair dude. She has swear brush. She had a pair of damn school scissors in there

And I knew right when I sat down she goes. Oh, I'm really one of the best hair cutters and I said like this ain't gonna be real well And I told her just a little and then she went wow Like she was doing gardening, but I wouldn't let this lady cut dude. She couldn't if she was trying to cut her own wrist I bet she couldn't this lady and I hate to get upset man But there's nothing that made that makes it tougher for me than if somebody Fucks my hair up on my haircuts already fucked up So I'm not letting people cut my hair anymore You know I'm not doing that shit man that lady

And I knew it at one point at one point I said please stop And I sat there boy and I knew it And all I could see was how horrible I was gonna look for the next five weeks just knowing that this That this is how things had occurred And that shit chewed me bruh And she just the back is she made it all thin and shit and I don't know man and I And then here's the worst she didn't even tidy up around my neck

You know you get all that straggling shit on the back of your neck Look like a newborn animal a little bit you get that That fuzz and stuff in your ears She didn't even tighten any of it up dude But what do I that's what I do Like I sometimes I just man Why'd I get my hair cut at a casino man Just pissing me off dude some of the choices I make

I should have known that shit man Dude right and they were selling candy and shit and they got Dude 60 feet away they got everybody's on a gig I wanted to hit in that air tank and people Dude how many able able bodied people Are on These scooters and shit at a casino I saw a whole school like a school of fish go by

Like 30 people all of them look fine physically And they out here just just In a V formation I said dang boy come on Somebody with a bow and arrow start popping these bitches off Bow and arrow start popping these bitches off But yeah man that's where you see this kind of stuff dude people just get up and go Dude the old days somebody had one leg bro you see them hop into their gate at the airport You see them just

Dude you need some help yeah hey let me get on your back for a second People helping each other out Now everybody's in the wheelchair You'll see fine it's just that's how they do it now it's just different You know all you got this big family everybody's sharing a gas tank a tank of gas or something Or air, oxygen at the casino on these scooters Tell you man put these motherfuckers out in the left field I'm feisty today

I'll be okay everybody's okay man You know it's just we got to get back in our physical bodies we got to stay active because it keep our brain from running over time Keeps our brain from running over time What else man here's a question that came in From patreon this from Dalton Wyndham How has it been getting away from Los Angeles for a while do you think staying away for several weeks will push you to relocate Like you've mentioned before gang gang You know what's funny man I think

Even just haven't been in Atlanta for the past week I start to get an idea of okay. This is what life would be like if I live somewhere else You know there was some good things You know Atlanta is Atlanta is cool man. It's so spread out. It actually reminds me of Los Angeles a lot of a lot of places The food services room the places I ate out was not good. You wait forever to eat At a certain point I thought I'd just take up hunting I said man, I might as well just damn hunt if this is how long it's gonna take to get a damn burger

But also it could be I'm coming from Los Angeles where you know you get used to thing being quicker and fastness Things have more fastness in them out here Oh I thought of this too if you got the drippy mitts dude have my brother serve you a set of them fucking air mittens, baby Have somebody you know Throw a little a but a little burst on the little body gas on your hands boy dry them cats right up But what else do I think Has it been getting away from Los Angeles for a while

I definitely think that The pace out here is not a pace. That's the same in the rest of America. It's just different You know the rest of America feels a little bit more like everything is more at home and more laid back And then you get into some city environments and it feels like you're just used to Thing being quicker. So I think I need to it shows me that my level of patience is gotten Accelerated so I need a Lesson that I need to take a little bit of the PSI Out of my ability to be patient

Let's take another call that came in right here nine eight five six six four nine five zero three Yo, man I'm working down here in San Diego is a machinist and a gunsmith. Oh nice, man that gunsmith dude. I'll tell you this so You know this week we were working with these pistols these AR guns they are 15s and they're really fancified for the movies They teach it they make all put on extra scopes and they make them real You know cinematic And and and one other thing I noticed was oh So

What am I thinking about he said he's machinist he's gunsmith Who's gunsmith do I know that What am I thinking about he said he's machinist he's gunsmith Do I know that? No, I don't know anybody named that I'm sorry, man. I mean, oh here's one thing I realized about police officers police officers you know get a ton of bad press I mean the press is basically It will raise hell about anything just to get clicks. They don't really care anymore. It's not news It's just how can we start fire today? How can we start hell today? How can we

Say anything it's basically like someone just yelling it's almost like schizophrenia has a bunch of large companies A lot of these news stations. I can't even watch seeing it anymore. I refuse. I refuse. It's not even a fucking television. It's a I just I don't know man. I just don't know What's going on with that shit? But I'll say this here that When I remember when I was um When I was working on this on road rules show we went one time to

Georgia Went to North Georgia and they had a It was how to be a police officer went to police officer training And one of the things you did you went into a simulator simulator You know something that makes something that's not that And he went in there and the simulator was you had

You were an officer and you had a sidearm and You were in this room and that was the and the simulator was against the wall There was a big screen and the screen would play different scenarios And like you would be like an officer that caught got called to go to a an alley where people were something was happening There's stuff going on at this alley You know as a domestic disturbance or something and so on the screen it would look like an alley It would look like behind a building and there's people out there and somebody's you know standing there with their girlfriends somebody's You know

Leaning on the dumpster smoking a cigarette it looked like an alley And in this simulator you could talk to the screen and it was all like the computers and stuff made it so it would talk back They would communicate back so you could talk to somebody who was in the scene that you were watching So you say hey, you know, what are you doing out here? And the guy would talk back to you and And you would kind of go through these different kind of checkpoints that a police officer has to go through Now sometimes during the simulation They had different settings on the simulation where sometimes one of the people in the scene would pull out a weapon And just start shooting at you

And when that happened inside of the room you were in They had these fake they had these like guns in the wall That would shoot these rubber pellets at you or shoot these plastic pellets at you So if something happened on the screen on the simulator It would then and somebody shot at you It would happen in then real pellets would would shoot out of the wall out of the corners Out of these kind of like paintball gun type of things and actually hit you But sometimes the guy on the screen would just shoot you out of the corner

But sometimes the guy on the screen would just it would look like he was just he was reaching in his pocket to show you his identification And it was just real interesting Because I remember thinking man I would engage in different scenarios like sometimes you're in a classroom Sometimes you're there's you know, you're pulling people over at an a vehicle And it really blew my mind how One time a guy could be reaching just to get you his identification or to just scratch his leg And another time a guy could reach to pull a weapon on you

And it blew my mind my inability to be able to calculate those in real time Because they'd have the same scenario, you know, it would be like an officer responds You know and use you know, there's five people in an alley And it turns out all they were doing was gambling or they were looking for something Somebody thrown something away in a dumpster now they're all planning on looking for it And and the scenario could play out like a 30 different ways And the computer would have it set up like that But when you when you engage with them like you didn't really know every time you had no idea how it was going to play out

And so, you know, it was just and so sometimes you get shot and sometimes you it would be just nothing It would just be oh, you know, there's a cat somebody's looking for their cat And that's what you're trying to help with but you never knew And and just the way it changed sometimes so quick You know, you'd be in a like you had to respond to a classroom in one of the scenarios They had his guy had his head on the desk and you're talking to a student in the front of the class Who had been in a in an argument with another student or something And then somebody the guy in the back just sits up one time and gets his book back to leave the room

But in another version of that same scenario the guy gets up and and pulls out a weapon And just to be able to like know the difference or be able to like in the minute seconds that you're standing there To watch on the screen and be able to know okay, what's going to happen right now This shit was baffling man. It was so hard to be able to know To be able to have reflexes that made sense or to be able to be it was impossible Sometimes it was impossible you think a guy was a guy was just a full open in a newspaper And next thing you know you pull and you shoot on him and another time a guy's it looks like he's open in a newspaper He pulls a gun out and starts shooting at you but to know

It just blew my mind man. Anyway, when you when you said about guns made me think about that about that experience I had a long time ago and I thought about this past week when I was Handling the weaponry out there and handling a different violent, you know utensils in this and that onward I had a falling out with my box and you know got let go which wasn't too bad I felt pretty down at first because I'd just gotten arrested for DUI and I was stressed about how I was going to pay for that And my wonderful girlfriend helped find me a new machinist and gunsmith job And I was you know really looking out feeling good about it, you know what man I really messed up I had a little incident at work and I got scared I had you know met something up

And I tried to hide it I lied about it Oh man I'm sorry to hear that man. I've done that before You know I was supposed to just be doing washing tools one time and I took this tool truck for a ride And I tried to jump a ditch with it and fucking Fuck man I fucked everything up Jesus Christ Let's hear more At first and you know I came clean right after but you know it doesn't matter they didn't want none of that And I don't blame them I shouldn't have lied about it

And it just really sucks because you know now I don't know what I'm going to do I embarrassed my girlfriend and helped me get the job One of my buddies who you know I used as a reference and I embarrassed him and I just made a fool of myself and I felt really bad And just today I crushed my hand man didn't feel too good I had to go get some stitches Right after leaving the hospital I fucking reared in somebody on the hospital man So my main question is I can't really seem to keep my head on straight like I don't think I just keep messing up I don't know if anybody has something nice out there Much appreciated gang gang

See you guys man I love you Alright bye I love you too bro I love you too man I'm sorry you're struggling with some of these things Isn't that such a bad it's such a tough feeling when you feel like you just everywhere you turn You make mistakes or you mess things up or You know and I can really relate to that man I can really relate to thinking

Because then I start thinking I'm no good I'm no good as a person that's where that when that kind of stuff happens in my life I start thinking I'm no good as a person And then I don't want to interact with other people anymore because I feel like oh man Every time I interact with people I just end up kind of messing their lives up or doing something bad and And the safest thing for me to do is just stay away from others and be and just keep to myself But then when I do that the little dark arts really can bloom even stronger because I'm just alone with my thoughts And let me say this man my brother helped me realize this recently that

What I do and who I am can be different things If I make mistakes that doesn't mean that I'm a mistake Okay you're a good person You have made some choices that didn't work out the way you wanted them to You probably feel the repercussions of those are really huge and you can't surmount them But you can You know and all these things aren't happening at once You know I know it feels like they are but you can solve them one at a time

Now if you apologize to somebody you can't expect them maybe to immediately accept the apology and be okay That's something we can't expect But you can let them know hey this is the choice I made this is why I made it I made a mistake Let me know how I can if there's something I can do to remedy the situation I know you helped me get this job Let me know what it is I think if you're honest and sincere then you can repair those damages I really believe that

Now you may not repair them immediately it may take a little bit of time for those to completely repair or get better So just recognize that don't don't think if that doesn't they don't accept me immediately or they don't That you're That everything's horrible or something like that That you're that everything's horrible or it's never going to happen that's not true But the choices you make or things that happen or things you do or things you're a part of and who you are those are two different things man You know this doesn't mean you're a bad person this doesn't mean you're not going to be successful this doesn't mean you're not capable It doesn't mean you don't deserve to live in this world or to be a part of a loving relationship or to have somebody care about you

This doesn't that doesn't mean any of these things You know it sounds like You maybe could just use some help overall it seems like with the way that you are operating in the world You know sometimes the way that we think the world is and the way that it really is are a little bit off And for me I got in that's why I did Scott in the 12 step And stuff like that recovery programs because those things really helped me You know I always thought that everybody was I was I don't know I thought that it was all about me like I don't know

Sometimes I still do I don't know I try to think of what I thought I Always thought that life was this weird competition kind of that everybody was keeping all these scores and nobody was It wasn't really happening People were just trying to survive and people were just and for the most part people were trying to do well And they were trying to do well by one another And when I learned to interact with the world at an easier softer way Things got easier for me in every asset in every facet relationships employment

You know I learned how to You know just the value of telling the truth Sometimes I lie about shit man and I shouldn't even have still do sometimes But not like I was before man And I felt like the world didn't want me that it just like I was just here in it sometimes and now I know I'm a part of it just like other people are and that we all make mistakes And a lot of times people are really understanding when they when you're really being honest with them You know somewhere inside of me a long time ago

I felt like if I was honest with people that they weren't going to love me I think You know what I think is some of that just went back to maybe at a young age or You know maybe I felt like I was really expressing need And I didn't get the response that I wanted and so somewhere inside of me that part of me closed up and didn't Really open up correctly again But that's not true man you did there's a couple of things that have occurred And you can you can remedy them for yourself And you can change the way that you behave so that they don't happen again so you don't feel this way again

And that's what I did find when I got into 12-step and type of stuff is I found an easier softer way to live Which I didn't think existed man God You know I thought that the world like and I still feel like it sometimes I take my own willpower back so much And it's like I just I'm trying to control everything and man I can't do that I can't do that and thank God I can't If the world revolved around me dude it would fall apart You know I don't even have any milk at home so fuck You know how I'm doing

But it's gonna be okay man I promise you And if you're not feeling good take a nap or something and take some positive action But don't sit around just thinking and for just feeling move your feet Move your feet man and your brain will follow take action And you can remedy these you can remedy these things millions of people have been through the same type of time you're having right now And they are okay And they are living lives right now that are comfortable and loving and And there's nothing wrong with you as a person

You know there really isn't man There's nothing wrong with you as a person You there you are involved in some things right now where you haven't made some of the best choices that's okay You know what that is? That's human And the beautiful thing is it sounds like there's a lot of people around you that also really can see The good parts of you people are willing to help you out and recommend you for things and You know so sometimes if we can't even see our own beauty we can't even see the beautiful things that are in us man

Because the way that we see the world is a little off it's not the right way We in a kaleidoscope and really it's just a pipe where you can just see through it But we out here kaleidoscope and man we got to be tuned a little But keep your help keep your head up man and be good to yourself dude And just realize that we're all just people and that we're trying our best And it's okay man if you if some things happen it's okay You know you're not a bad person Okay you just have done a couple things that aren't working out for you at this moment

But take be easy on yourself You know it's the same thing you guys always tell me So I just learned this from watching y'all But yeah I'm so excited for Dustin Poe this weekend dude you guys know I am I'm always talking about on Instagram and shit And I just you know you know he just has it I don't know man The guy just I feel like he fights for people that can't fight for themselves a little bit He's that underdog you know he's that thing inside of all of us a little bit that

And it's and to me there's just something inspirational about it And I think it is to anybody But I'll tell you this man and this is one time where it makes more sense than ever dude be good to yourself brother You know be good to yourself man I mean fuck dude I was in so far in the left field dude I was even one time I got a job bagging groceries And I was still in the game So I you know sometimes life puts us in some precarious scenarios But that's okay

That's okay man life this is a This is a challenge for everyone It's a challenge for everyone So just don't be too hard on yourself man You can be alright I promise you I promise you man I felt so bad about myself and And right now I feel okay And you will too it's okay man it's okay

I'll keep repeating that but I just want to make sure that you know it You know that you are That you are okay It's gonna be alright You guys be good to yourselves man check out that The whole conversation with Billy Comforto's cousin man You got to make sure that you check that out man Chuckie Or Chuck sorry

You check out that whole Oh man he just sent me this picture Oh man He just sent me this picture of Billy's mom wearing the RIP Billy Comforto shirt And one of the dogs is like kind of getting on to her lap a little bit Man God is good bro Humanity is powerful dude

I'm Chuck He just said Just gave my mom her shirt tears of joy Man Yeah it's okay man If we make mistakes or we mess up We can get things back on track and we can tighten up and we can affect people We don't know the actions that you know

The friendships we have The actions that you know the friendships we're gonna make The effect that they're gonna have on people years later Years later there's a picture of Billy Comforto's mom right here We're in a shirt Tears of joy he said You know that's the power of people right there

Yeah we're gonna be okay man You guys be good to yourselves You know if somebody's hands are cold boy hit him with them air mittens dude Life is short But it is sweet man And we're here together You know there's a reason why we're all here at the same time I believe that You guys be good to yourselves

And we're gonna go out the way that we came into the world baby But a little bit of shine RIP Billy man love you brother I'll patch up where it's been Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be Cornerstone Oh but when I reach that ground

I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it In my bones But it's gonna take a little time For me to set that parking brake And let myself rewind Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me

And I will find a song I will sing it just for you And bang bang gang baby And I've been moving way too fast On the runaway train with a heavy load of my past And these girls that I've been robbed of They want something that they're damn they're gone I guess now they just weren't built to last

Yeah I'm gonna fly To make sense of what I can Of where I'm going Billy see you baby Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me You name a tougher Italian boxer

Chef Busboy Dope runner Gay Champion Dog owner Friend Loyal human

Then Billy can for it to but I don't think you can And you know what man it just shows we're not just one thing You make some mistakes we do this you mess up at work you hit a car you do We're not just one thing man that thing doesn't define who you are You are many many things And more often than not all the things that you are When we put them together man that we're okay You know we are a good person

You know just look at the big picture of who you are because I bet it's a nice image brother You guys be good to yourselves man because you deserve it