This Past Weekend - E360 Ear to the Back

Episode Date: September 24, 2021

Theo talks about the passing of comedic legend Norm Macdonald, fighting with his sisters over peanut butter and diving deep into his mental struggling with feeling like he's enough. Plus, Theo calls h...is childhood friend to swap stories about the late, great Billy Conforto to celebrate his life. New Merch: http://theovonstore.com New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Music: "False Gods" - Evan Bartels Evan Bartels - False Gods (Official Live Session) Support our Sponsors: Keeps: https://keeps.com/theo to get your first month FREE BlueChew: https://BlueChew.com - promo code "Theo" The Zebra: https://thezebra.com/theo Upstart: https://upstart.com/Theo for a fast and easy way to pay off debt Egnyte: https://egnyte.com to start your free trial today Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastw... Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEK... Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://instagram.com/SeanDuganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:23 show September 26th September 30th in Chattanooga at the Tivoli October 2nd Knoxville October 9th Wilkes-Barre October 14th Minneapolis October 23rd Charleston November 10th Burlington and November 11th Albany Albany Albany New York all those at theovon.com slash tour let's get into the episode take a breath baby when I was young they would say take a breath they come and they'd hold your lungs while you're breathing the doctor and he put that big cold stethoscope on your back we had a dude in our neighborhood who said he was a doctor he come he had a cold ear one of his ears he didn't have a lot of
Starting point is 00:03:20 blood flow to it and he put that bitch right on your back and he said he said he was a doctor and I think do probably pedophile pedophile whatever pedia I think his children but damn you know mr. Rice this fella hit you with that cold ear boy he put that cold mom would take you over there she didn't you didn't know he said he was a doctor nobody was saying they were doctor back then nobody was you know and he had some type of get up it looked like a doctor's outfit could have been a damn Halloween costume I don't know I didn't know him that well I was a child but I remember we'd go over there and he put that blood
Starting point is 00:04:07 that one of his ears didn't get a lot of blood flow on it I think it was the right one and he put that bitch on your back or your front listening to your heart and I went I remember one time whenever that was probably about nine ten dude listen to part of my ass a little I said this is really this seems outside of the medical realm you know I'm saying this dude probably where's his office why are we at the park why are we at the park mom for this doctor so there's all different types of docs out there I guess but I don't know what I was talking about anyway man a lot of bad doctors out there is what I'm trying to say a lot
Starting point is 00:04:58 of false gods baby you know and anyway I'm happy to be here with you today you know I know I'm happy to be here with you today just we got a great new song by Evan Bartels and he he he played that song the devil God and me for us a while back and we're gonna close out with one of his new songs today what happened what have I been doing oh I was in I hit the road I hit the road man we had a good time we started out there in Peoria Illinois out there not far my mother's from not far from there and she's an adult now but she was a child at one point and just a hard working area pretty simple area so we went over there
Starting point is 00:05:52 to Peoria and it's a little dicey little dicey but um but we had a great time a lot of nice people came out we did two shows there starting to starting off the new tour return to the rat tour and kind of got the pieces put together we went combining we got in a in a corn combine and got to go cut corn boy this fellow Brandon and his brother I think his brother I don't know if he's well or not I don't who know who knows who's well but he decent both of them decent men and they took us out there riding they just we met them and they wrote us in their combine in the corn cutter damn beautiful beautiful young fellas I
Starting point is 00:06:36 thought they were lovers they said their brothers I said now I bet if we turn our back y'all be more than brothers you know what I'm saying but anyway they were nice they seemed like nice guys they took us riding out there and it's just wild to think that you're riding through corn you're riding through damn corn bread you're riding through a frosted flakes you just create they just cutting it all down just making corn meal corn dogs corn flakes corn candy corn just shooting out the back I wish the tractor the cutter actually had a little corn popper in it and it just fed some kernels in there you press butter on that
Starting point is 00:07:25 bitch or double butter you know what I'm saying boy too much double butter you gonna have that cold ear against your back but you have some pedophile out there hitting you with that cold ear on your spinal column dude trying to touch ass in a park son anyway whatever good parenting but what I'm telling you is this we had a nice time over there and we took a day off just to be human and be out there and that's all I am is human you know that's all any of us are a lot of expectation out there but all I am is human we had a beautiful time we're fishing over there I got a buddy a friend of mine it's my brother's good
Starting point is 00:08:13 friend named Danny big Danny they call him and he really he looks just like Peter's wife from Family Guy and I say that out of love beautiful man and he took us out there we went fishing caught some fish and they do asphalt they took the day off and met us and him and his children we went fishing and it was a nice time and that was out in Toulon Illinois I think anyway we hit some some small some small areas and then what did we do oh we rode over to St. Louis let me hit this liquid death for a little bit before I tell you about that liquid death oh and liquid death I will tell you this it dead till death is streaming now
Starting point is 00:09:10 on Amazon from the creators of Mr. Pickles and Concrete Cowboy comes the story of a group of friends who leave the city to camp in the woods and eat mushrooms dead till death is now streaming on Amazon Prime and I think it's based on liquid death there has in it liquid death is in it them kids are drinking liquid death so then we hit St. Louis I got to throw out the first pitch and we stopped along the way and practice pitching because look I'm not a pitcher you know I'm saying I'll throw a bunch of I'll throw rocks sometimes I'll throw rocks if I'm skipping rocks I'll throw shade at a bitch you feel me I
Starting point is 00:09:56 throw something away sometimes sometimes I throw in the recycler sometimes I don't say boy dude I'll take a 800 pack of loose leave and put that batch right in the trash if I'm really honest with you okay if I'm really really honest now if you want me to put a my cold ear to your back and tell you something else tell you got measles I can do it but I'm not doing that this if this was beautiful man and shout out stubble's clap dude the guy he's a beautiful guy he's a first base coach for the St. Louis Cardinals and they got a setup over there to throw out the first pitch him and this lady named Emily and I'm
Starting point is 00:10:45 grateful to them Bush Stadium and I didn't realize when you go to baseball field you go down on the field and man the grass it is it is like a I'm it looks like a barber has been out there all night you know it looked like somebody been out there with just a manscape in the yard I mean this thing look this they just everything was there the sideburns and the the outfit every there's just this light kind of gradient just all damn it was beautiful oh may you want to look in your own ass kind of place you know what I'm saying that kind of deal but um yeah so that was really good dude and then you get out
Starting point is 00:11:32 there they had a nice jersey for me little rat King header out there and I got up dude and all and the ball I threw it was a good pitch you know we'd stopped in a few places and practiced it was a good pitch it was just on the outside of the box just on the cusp so but but it was a good it was it was unbelievable man just to be out there man hey ball reminded me of my days out there in the Playville Cubs and a lot of people know that I played for Playville Cubs some of our team probably died I think a couple
Starting point is 00:12:16 overdosers and a couple underdosers a couple people that never did any drugs but just died anyway and we played it out there on the American Legion field as we were children and the field was damn slanted dude so every ball went to damn third every ball went to left field really eventually you gave it long enough you set a stopwatch in 40 seconds a damn a bunt would be in left field it was just that this the setup it was just we do we had six people playing left field and they put me on him right and it was just it was dicey dude I've told that story pay Playville Cubs or clubs some of our jerseys said cubs some of
Starting point is 00:13:03 said clubs on them that couple of damn misprints on them dude beautiful brother but what else man a lot of great stuff then we went over to Cincinnati we played at the pageant I want to apologize for anybody those shows were loud man the just people were you it was just a but it was like it's like a big bar in there and if you've been to a bar you know there's things happening people's touching titty people's you know people's texting the babysitter you see a dude there with his wife he's dick-picking the babysitter sending her little freaking meat J pegs you know this dude's over there he's J pegging meat over to the
Starting point is 00:13:46 freaking babysitter it's like dude what you what your wife's right here he's like she's got popcorn she's fine like all right do what you guys do but yeah still a lot of people came out they were excited man the excitement was there Cincinnati we got to this place the icon theater and it never had a performance and it'd been unperformed in for comedy it had maybe five rock and roll shows a couple country music shows I think but then we got them we did a we did comedy and man that was really really sick dude that was sick it was about 2300 we had two shows and it was just like this beautiful kind of it kind of
Starting point is 00:14:41 has like a part it had like a part like a really it looked like a futuristic parking garage with nice seating in it and it was just man just thank you thank you to everybody that that that came out and and just helped us you know it's which we are like taking letting go with some of the old jokes and trying the new and being brave enough you know are they gonna like them are they gonna like me you know so on a couple of the shows I felt like one or two I felt like all the shows were good I felt like one or two or maybe a little better than the others but that's just it could also be in my head I had some people tell me
Starting point is 00:15:30 they thought the new tour was better than the old tour and they'd seen that a couple times and there was still a little crossover between the two so but anyway man it was just awesome man thank you for making my dreams come true I really I really do appreciate that and I want you guys to keep hitting the hotline let me know who's listening to the show what do you do what do you care about what scares you hit me 985-664-9503 a lot of unique things happen man and I want to say we started the show in Peoria because there used to be a term if it'll play in Peoria you know a lot of vaudeville acts and you know different
Starting point is 00:16:18 type of you know vaudeville used to be a real it was people on the run from the law it was you know perverts and some musicians but a lot of somebody wanted to get up there and just you know play with his wiener for an hour and he drew a G note on his nuts or something like what is this guy doing you know so it just you know it's a lot of it used to be vaudeville was a way to you know you could do a crime and the next thing you know you tell people you juggle and you're traveling in the universe juggling but there was a term if it would play in Peoria it would play anywhere and and so that's one of the reasons kind
Starting point is 00:17:06 of we started over there I wanted to just have a real small town vibe I wouldn't have a and it's not a small town it's a small city and it's a beautiful little city I was really impressed man I hadn't been there in a while and I spent one Halloween there and I saw some dude in blackface I actually I don't want to say beat up but abused a mermaid by a um hot dog cart and now was it Halloween and you know that's what what are we gonna do now you know it was probably seven eight years and 11 years ago maybe but and everybody would nobody died it was and she got some shots in you know I'm saying that bitch was fined up so you know
Starting point is 00:17:59 it is what it is and that's how it all shook out but anyway what are we talking about man but then we yeah Cincinnati thank you it was just amazing I just can't believe that many people came out and care about the show and and want to be a part of my life and it just I don't know if I tell you guys enough how much it means to me so thank you so much and I love you I really do if I could just take my heart and just cut into different pieces I'd mail you one you know I'm saying or I'd give one of your son or your child put it in his little lunchbox dude my mom used to we used to have to make our own lunches for summer camp and
Starting point is 00:18:44 the worst thing that happened the worst you'd make the thing you'd put the cooler in there with a little Kool-Aid that was it making our Kool-Aid sometimes it was too strong you had that that shit what they would just make it down it would make your fucking neck retract you'd look like a turtle and you know for the second half of the afternoon you couldn't even play hide and go see because you couldn't look around my your neck was if you if you made that Kool-Aid powder too strong because when I was young you had to get the powder and get the water you had to do a little bit of science baby now it comes pre-package
Starting point is 00:19:27 it's all done for you when I was young you had to do a little bit of the work and I'd make my lunch I put the Kool-Aid get the thermos then the thermos had a little lid on it that you could use you would take the lid off and drink out of the lid look up like you worked at a factory or something it's like bitch this YMCA summer camp okay and most of the counselors dude are you know work at the bank so let's be realistic about what's going on here we're not doing any sheet metal out here but the worst thing that happened was my sandwich I get me a little sandwich usually peanut butter and jelly sometimes honestly
Starting point is 00:20:21 double peanut butter I go no jelly brah son I might go no jelly and my sisters I know we get mad we make our sandwiches sometimes I would come down before we made them I would get extra peanut butter put it on the inside of the jelly jar then I would have them just think I was doing jelly because that's why I live I live in a place where every freaking ounce was accounted for we had a lot of you know accounted for ounces baby that's where we were and where am I now I'm upstairs you know that you know that son but at the time I was it was accounted for ounces baby my sisters but the second the spoon went in there
Starting point is 00:21:19 every other kid that other kids would look over like what do you do how much how much are you getting so you had to sneak you had to be tactical baby had to be tactical anyway enough about me man I want to know more about you guys we got a lot of beautiful questions that have come in today we got a call in a little while with this fellow named Chad who was a really best friend of Billy Comforto and so man excuse me man we are so blessed to be able to speak with him for a few minutes and you know that's just God working in our lives man and letting Billy come back to us all right let's get into the episode man we got a
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Starting point is 00:26:04 legs sweating. That's not what I want. I want dry legs. Good day. And I'm sorry if using the D word so much. I know there's a lot of females that listen. I am sorry about it. You know, I'm feeling some type of way today and I'm just trying to get through the day. I'm just human. Anyhow, here's a special deal for our listeners. Try Blue Chew for free when you use our promo code Theo at checkout. Just pay $5 shipping. That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com promo code T-H-E-O to receive your first month free. And we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast. Yes, we do. Here we go right here. We got a call that came in right here. And let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Hey Theo, I'm calling your life from the shower. Just for full consent and safety, I am a new shower in the new. Okay, nude boy. We got a nude fella out there. You know what I'm saying? This dude will put his ear to your back. You know what I'm saying? That dude running that fake hospital. Gang, baby. Let's go. Come on. I'm not just nude, man. I'm angry. Little angry. Maybe you can delete that because I'm thinking you should have had Norm MacDonald on your show, man. Gosh, that might be the great tragedy of the colony of this generation. You and him, neither of you guys played by rules. I mean, he got five or MSNL if you wouldn't play the bass. Don't make these kind of jokes. And he said, okay, one sec. If he did that joke immediately, and I know
Starting point is 00:27:47 that's you. So I don't know, man. I hope you can talk about Norm on your next episode. And you two guys, you know, he was and you are great since our dark sense of humor, baby. Thank you, brother. And I didn't mean to cut you off, man, but I think the shot got a little showery. Hard to hear you for a second, but I feel your sentiment and thank you for sending in the question to be naked and call another man is a, it's a, that's a choice. And I appreciate you. Here's one thing, man. It is really sad about Norm. And I'll tell you why I felt like it's the most sad. You know, I texted Adam, he get, I texted David Spade, people that I knew
Starting point is 00:28:32 that knew him decently. You know, Norm had been a recluse for a while. You know, he'd really been one of those, whatever it is that Boston spider or whatever the thing that bites people or something gets, you know, a lot of court ordered separation or whatever. I don't know if that's Boston. I don't know. I think I'm mixing things up, but a lot of dudes in Boston have restraining orders. That's what I'm saying. Separately, what I'm saying is that norm was a, he kind of stayed away from people. It seemed like to me. We reached out to him to have him on. I think there was some discussion about it for a bit between him and Nick
Starting point is 00:29:18 Davis or his producer and Nick Davis, but never made it happen. I didn't know he was struggling so bad. I didn't hear even that he was. The saddest part about it is that, or to me, this is all just to me. And I'm just a human. There's not a lot of comedians out there. There's not a lot of us. There's a little bit of comedian in all of us. And I think there's not a lot of comedians out there though. And so when you lose one of them, and not to mention one of the greats and one of the last ones that would speak his mind, it feels like you're losing a book that nobody has copies of kind of. That's what it feels like, I think,
Starting point is 00:30:18 especially at norm like Keith. I mean, you go watch him back on that Joy Behar show or the one like The View, and he's just giving those fucking chubby thoughts the what for? You can just see they're all afraid to speak anything that's not written on the script from the producers, and he's just doing what he wants. And he stays there and he's got the joy of just a Mark Norman the whole time. Just this childhood fever that they can't even fight with their fricking money grubbing trap house. Solace. Just lack. It's not even comedy what any of them do.
Starting point is 00:31:12 It's not even kind and he shows up and just toes they're like you're never gonna be back and he's like good good go watch that clip if you haven't we'll put it in the clips that's a special clip but the sad thing is there's not a lot of comedians who when you lose one not to mention one of the greats and one of the rarest types and I really say this as a famine I don't even I mean I am a comedian but I don't know if I feel like that sometimes you know norm was from just a different ilk to be so sick and not even publicize it but to be like imagine you go to the zoo and they got like a white tiger in there you know or
Starting point is 00:31:58 white llama or whatever and that bitch hides away you know everybody the kids come they're spitting in each other's mouths trying to pretend like they're the llama spitting in each other's eyes you know eating fucking llama you know llama you know little llama dogs or whatever you know just just some some thick kids over there just double llama dog and little Tiffany's over there and she's gonna have trouble in junior high I know that but you know what I'm saying man yeah yeah it's just heartbreaking I'll tell you a good norm story so the only one I really have so Norm and I are doing a show in
Starting point is 00:32:43 Shawnee Oklahoma at a casino and there's an interesting group of people there you know it's a lot of D list celebrities like ourselves it's a lot of oh the guy from American idols pants on the ground Johnny or whatever it is Jerry black Jerry black Jerry's air he's pulling his pants up and down and up and down I think his legs almost came at one point his pants had just crossed over him so much but anyway this dude's in a lobby he's got his pants up he's got his pants down he's got it's just fucking he's got an extra see you got a pants in a bag next to just people throwing pants on it doesn't you know it's just pants that
Starting point is 00:33:29 it just oh just pants pants pants this fucking guy you remember him golden Jerry or whatever it is black golden Jerry dark Jerry chocolate Jerry or something the singer looking like a fool with my pants on the ground you know I'm saying then he brought okay the show ran late cuz he brought his girlfriend out okay like tits in the fucking wild John Natta or something so he's like look I love you cuz I think he had to do a certain amount of time he brought her out and then he repeated tits on the tits on the side tits on the tits on the ground I don't know what it was this fucking tip I don't even know this
Starting point is 00:34:08 bitch you got a briefcase full of tits I don't know what's going on okay I'm upstairs baby I'm not downstairs dealing with the shit so anyway I'm up there and finally it's my turn to go on and cuz there's a comedy show the night before there's a poker game the next day so this is the comedy show I'm opening up for Norman Norm sorry I'm sorry Mr. McDonald Norm well I went over I was trying to prove myself I think I was I felt probably some sense of entitlement or I just went over I don't know I'm not a big light runner or I don't know I have my moments I'm not like a black guy
Starting point is 00:34:53 black guy run the light two and a half hours and that's not even a red that ask anybody that's what they do so anyway I I'm running the I'm black guy and I'm up there black guy and I'm going long Adam Eget is there with Norm who I didn't even know at the time who would turn out to be the booker at the comedy store and one of my closest friends actually and I love you Adam if you hear this just know I love you and I'm sorry you lost your buddy anyway so I go long and I think I don't know if this is true Norm like to have a pill every now and then okay I think anyway I could I'm pretty sure I I'm pretty sure I
Starting point is 00:35:40 think anyway I don't know if he had a pill and then he and who doesn't have a pill but only start there I'm not trying to shame Norm at all and I want to say that I got some type I'm sure if you look at my antidepressant whatever the thing the hair there's something in my system right now I don't know anybody in there is not on something okay if you've had two mangos this morning bitch you fucking jungled up you know what I'm saying we all got something going so anyway no by the time I ran late so I think Norm it kind of maybe if he had taken any pills he had scheduled the medication to kind of take effect at a
Starting point is 00:36:22 certain moment I get up there and I went long so I think his the medicine had kind of maybe started to come in a little early or maybe he was a I don't know but he gets up there dude and he's not using he wasn't using the whole alphabet okay he was going real just it was like a lot of vowels only a couple m's anyway you know it was a great show and the next morning and out of me it was like this motherfucker at me just because I ran late and I don't blame him you know which would make it years later when I got to the comedy store it would make it tough for me to get in there and I didn't know that at a time
Starting point is 00:37:04 bro I never knew anything at the time and I still don't know anything if you frisked me for knowledge bro you'd be feeling a lot you'd be feeling for you'd be feeling somebody bust you for for feeling somebody before they you'd bust me for having knowledge point-brain baby praise God so anyway so the next one the next morning I'm downstairs as a poker tournament Jerry Mathers is there the beaver and Jerry Mathers as the beef he's there I go say I'm sorry to nor norm's looking around the room a lot of chicks in there not really a lot there's a couple checks and bad dudes in there with bigger tits and women it's a fucking
Starting point is 00:37:51 Oklahoma people step people's double bone you got a dude in there with nine shoulders you got a dude selling fucking selling meat right off his own body you know you go to some of those Middle Eastern shops and they're just cutting meat right off the thing this dude's doing that right off his arm just right off of just chopping it right onto a damn bread people's over there buying meat off you know people that buying damn pack of six subs right off this dude's tricep so anyway man we got it going everybody's doing decent and and I go over to norm I apologize and he goes man there's a lot of hot pussy in here
Starting point is 00:38:34 isn't there and I'm looking around the room and there isn't there is not there there was not but I I think he's serious I you know so I'm just like I'm like oh here's a guy's a little bit older yeah so I say yeah man sure is a lot of hotties in here and he goes the fuck there are and it's just I can't man it's another level because here I am thinking I'm placating this guy's a little bit older than me make him think yeah these chicks are hot man I'm gonna agree with you yeah but a lot of hotties in here and the whole time he knew he knew he was older than me he knew that I was thinking he thought these women were hot and and there
Starting point is 00:39:32 it was you know he had his own you know with some humor is a maze I think in some comedians they make it's a maze it's a maze that sits between them and the world and the way that the humor is created is is that some people have such a unique maze something people set up punch that's a small maze that set up punch some people it's the element of surprise some people it's it's just extremely direct and dry but I think Norm just had a his maze was just different and I don't think you can create that I think it's built into you and yeah one of a kind man and he had a great quote too about cancer he said cancer doesn't I think it was him
Starting point is 00:40:50 I don't know people have been saying it was him that if can't cancer doesn't beat you because when you die it dies at the same time so technically it's a draw let me get this right yeah Norm once ripped the term battling cancer in the old days a man could just get sick and die now they have to wage a battle shit this is one of those sites you got to pay the shit is to read the shit the local shit like fuck Brittany got gunned down at a Popeye's and I got to pay eight dollars to read it but that's what it is it was that cancer the cancer dies when you die so technically
Starting point is 00:41:53 it's a draw but man I'm curious to see where he pops up in the realm of existence next you might see a sheep doing something weird or you might see a you might see this up I don't know a moose having quite a time and that could be him God bless you Norm McDonald man you know and he did he kind of disappeared out of the you know he did that show with Adam E get a lot of great Jim Carrey moments from there and then he kind of you didn't see him much but one of a kind anyway I'll keep moving here what else do we have here here is a question right here that came in this is a video question hey Theo so far the
Starting point is 00:42:42 AA meetings and shit like that hasn't related to me so much your podcast has related to me far more if you ever had any interest in maybe starting somewhat of an AA group of your own maybe some of your podcast listeners who could just join with the zoom meeting or something like that just a random idea thrown out there maybe there are more people like me gang gang baby gang brother thank you for that suggestion man and you know it's so funny that that you say that cuz I was just thinking the other day I was at a zoom I went to a zoom AA meeting in New York it was a New York when I think sometimes it's fun you can get on
Starting point is 00:43:27 there it's something they don't have all the passwords it's hard to get in but sometimes you get in you know the other day a guy he's like I never shared before in the meeting but I see my boy Theo in here I'm gonna share you know made me feel nice obviously you didn't I mean it didn't you know it made me feel welcome we all just want to feel welcome I think it's a thing amongst people that suffer from or just people in general so we all just want to feel welcome in the world and in a moment you know I think a lot of us maybe had moments when we were young where we didn't feel welcome in that moment and I know that's a real
Starting point is 00:44:11 particular and kind of fucking weak thing to say but enough of those stack up and it can really build up in you but the answer is yeah man I just was thinking about that the other day so that what a what a real gift that you and I are on some sort of same balance being man and you're hitting this idea I thought about that what would it be like to have a zoom I think when I'm able to keep some good time together man I'll really look into that you know I'm working with a four step right now and and I appreciate you asking though brother I appreciate you thinking about me man and I love you doing and good luck on
Starting point is 00:44:47 your journey too and if I do I'll uh I hope I'll see you there on the road to happy destiny fam what else we got here hey Theo so I'm watching your show like I always do thank you very much for watching young lady onward like every night I've been watching for like two or three years now and I'm noticing that you don't really have no black women on your show like I don't think you've ever had a black woman on either one of your shows actually and I'm scrolling through and it's like everybody but no black women so I ain't trying to say none when I was saying nothing but you know what's up cuz you got black girl fans too thank
Starting point is 00:45:35 you young lady for the question that's a great question you know you're right you're right I was just thinking about this as you're saying it the closest we've had to a black woman is probably Donnell Rollins dude honestly I'm real honest um yeah I know we asked Miss Pat to come on recently she didn't she didn't not want to she doesn't live she was living in Atlanta so we weren't able to get her it's a good point it's a good point yeah I think I just don't run I don't I'm not in a lot of circles where I see a lot of black women but I think I'll have to keep my eyes and ears open more and see if we can find some
Starting point is 00:46:25 great gas I know there are great guests out there in LA yeah I know there's some good black female comedians I just got to get out there and get them you know so yeah I'll do what I can you know I don't want to do it just because I feel like I need like I don't like anything like that that feels real forced and I know you're not saying that but I know a lot of amazing black women so I'm sure I can find some I can ask some of them more fervently if they want to come and join us because yeah we need a little bit of that freaking chocolate perspective boo I feel that so we could use it in here then we need to spice
Starting point is 00:47:11 this bitch up so I feel you thank you very much for the question that's a good and fair question here's a good question actually and you look beautiful other way to damn I shouldn't have said that but my question would be my name is Michael my question would be what's up Michael thank you for calling brother thank you for being alive today man on earth do you relate more closely to like black culture ethnic culture and Caucasian American culture it seems like Caucasian American mixed breeze like yourself like myself kind of was starting to get away from those real crispy country white white folk and so
Starting point is 00:48:01 just kind of let me know what you think man play her keep it that way all day have a good one gang thank you Michael it's a good question man you know I I think at different points in my life I've had some different moments and experiences you know I always hated rich people growing up and I'm sorry if anybody's rich man but y'all were the enemy man you know I was real we were impoverished and and at that point when sometimes when you're poor you're an underdog you got to have somebody to fight it you got to have somebody on the other end of that uh that teeter totter you get this he's got to be somebody
Starting point is 00:48:47 over there so I think that you know I think that I think I was angry at the rich man and it was a lot of rich white people you know where I was at they didn't have anybody else really to be rich and my neighbors were poor white people and poor black people so I certainly associated more at that point in my life with black culture and I was in a group of I was in like a little gang we were shitty real shitty gang but it was black children you know I used I got tickled by a black man one time when I was bathing somewhere outside at my friend's house my friend Devin who was black he still is black and um yeah so
Starting point is 00:49:39 I think when I really had such an underdog mentality the only underdog at that time was it felt like in America was black in my area in Louisiana was just black and white so anything that was like against the rich you know I remember being a Jesse Jackson fan growing up that kind of shit now things are more merged kind of now so I don't know something on what call I don't know if I associate with a lot of I think I it's a little I take I you know I like a little bit of all of it I also think BLM during the BLM movement it made me kind of scale like I felt like everybody was on the same page we're all feeling
Starting point is 00:50:36 good about about stuff and moving together as a group sometimes during BLM I felt like oh black people don't or not black people because that's too general but that BLM the movement itself they don't want to be a part of everyone they wanted their own thing so that made me feel like unwelcome sometimes in black in some black areas or or even just in my mind maybe just in my mind maybe not actually in in physical areas but I'd always felt like we're all on the same page and then some of the BLM stuff made was like oh this group once it felt like a lot of people wanted black supremacy I don't like any kind of supremacy that's
Starting point is 00:51:28 what I don't like you know I never related with redneck cult like and not saying redneck is why I never related with any I don't like any type of supremacy you know any group that's ever like we're the group we're gonna be the fuck that man because that's not that then you're already off my books man because we all were you know I'm that beige bad boy eventually I believe we it ends base and I could be wrong sure yeah I'm probably wrong dude I'm usually wrong think about something and I'm probably wrong about it dude but but I also have to notice that man you can't just you know after I have to notice that
Starting point is 00:52:22 maybe some black people never feel right enough in the culture that's here or that maybe there's something about you know I don't know maybe I never thought that maybe some of my black friends they don't feel that way they they feel like they just live in this total white world and it's uncomfortable I don't know so I have thoughts like that too well and some of it I think is just history and it's time it's like you know it's just some things it's like so what I can do is just as a person is be loving to my friends you know no matter who they are which is what I try and do that's what I try my best you know no matter what
Starting point is 00:53:13 culture or whatever and try and learn it's hard sometimes you know I'm at the damn oh at the salon the other the body salon massager let he give me a damn mooncake bruh Chinese snack and I was like damn all right I didn't know if I'm supposed to you know you're you know do I jerk myself off now what do I you know I'm saying I don't even know what to do but so there's a lot of stuff going on a lot of wild stuff um but I think he goes in phases man I know that I have both in me that's for sure you know I never I related so much when I was growing up to black people because I felt so
Starting point is 00:53:58 uh uh unaccepted and but as an adult I don't know if I feel feel more like white culture I just I don't know it's a good question man I think now I'm a little bit more of a hodgepodge one culture I see a really a lot of similarities for me and there's a lot of times is Mexican culture you know um you know I see a lot of like faith-based kind of and not who Mexican culture is really Christian a lot of times sometimes I think of faith in a more of a more of a spiritual sense but but I know the Lord is there
Starting point is 00:54:55 um but yeah tight sense of families I don't know I think my now my culture is more like it could be any color it could be any shade I think the culture that I pull from now is I try to pull from one where people are being loving and you know I see a father like a father and son came out to my show a couple weeks ago and man it just in San Diego and just dude I'd have given anything to have a moment like that with my son and then I get to be there for their
Starting point is 00:55:30 moment and help be a part of their moment and like damn that's my culture you know I see a cute little kid walk by and his mom picks him up or something and loves him that kid could be black or damn Puerto Rican that kid could be giraffe and that's really the culture that I feel the most now I think I think man it's a good question thank you for asking brother and I think some of it is but culture I mean I you know it's
Starting point is 00:56:05 tough because it's like you can't say some stuff you say oh well I love basketball and you have some black people like well you can black people don't just play basketball well yeah I know that but I love things that black people so I love some things that black people I just love something that black people are good at that white people are good at I love some things that Brazilian people are good at you know so I don't know that's a good question man it's interesting but thanks for letting me think with you man and thanks for making me think
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Starting point is 00:59:05 yep upstart considers your income and current employment to find you a smarter rate for your loan that's upstart.com slash thio loan amounts will be determined based on your credit income and certain other information provided in your loan application and so many good questions and things came in um and I'm going to get to more of them next week I'm going to answer one more here and then we're going to give a call to my boy Chad Busby and I remember him beautiful fellow send me beautiful I
Starting point is 00:59:37 remember I don't actually remember what he looked like but uh decent guy kind of quiet guy whispery we're a real real whispery boy you didn't know what you know every time you talked to him think he playing hide and go seek you know like like damn you were you born in a library dude you got a loud enough but here's a call that came in what up theo I'm just here listening to your episode with aries fear I heard you uh talking about how you needed a break
Starting point is 01:00:09 mentally and you know you kind of afraid to let down your your viewers or afraid that your audience won't be here when you come back and I just want to let you know that uh just here and you say stuff like that helps me out because today I had to you know I had to call out of work for you know uh being down just being depressed so uh you know never be afraid to take some time work on yourself buddy we'll love you and we'll be here when you get back
Starting point is 01:00:44 thanks bro I appreciate you saying that man a sweet of you to say bro nice message and yeah I'm happy for you man for taking a moment for yourself taking some time yeah I don't know why that hit me Connie you know I think uh I think ever since I was you know or something you know I always I've always based it on like if I don't do everything who whatever there's always been something in me that if I don't do or if I don't behave a certain way or do a certain thing then I'm not enough
Starting point is 01:01:26 you know that if I don't work hard enough or I don't try or I don't say the right like if I don't do you know that here's what it is that my value is contingent upon my output and that my value is not contingent upon solely the fact that I exist and that I am me so that I think is part of the reason why I have that thing where I just feel like I have to just keep going you know
Starting point is 01:02:16 and I'm recognizing that that's not a that's a false that's a false god whatever that's a false god because no real yeah it's just not real you know and I think of that a lot of that comes when you don't feel like and this is a little sappy man but this is what I feel and I'm okay if you don't like this kind of shit then that's fine bro go watch football fam I'll be watching later too but right now I'm upstairs dog and this is what I'm
Starting point is 01:02:55 doing and I'm not ashamed of myself um but yeah it's like that the value of who I am to you is based on what I do and not who I am or not solely that I am you know and that's like you know I dated a gal for a while and I know and this is the only time I ever felt different in my life about that
Starting point is 01:03:36 actually two times I dated a girl recently a few years ago and I know she loved me unconditionally you know and I took advantage of that some but I know that she did she loved me just because of who I just because that I was a person you know and my brother you know I know my brother loves me just unconditionally you know
Starting point is 01:04:19 and I'm not crying right now I'm fucking sweating out of my eyes because I'm doing work fam that's why you could live all the weights you want on the outside but my weight is inside so I'm proud of you man I'm proud of you for calling I appreciate you recognizing that in and saying that to me and letting me know it's okay I appreciate that because some of it is just those old stories that ain't in your head like oh man if I don't try harder if I don't do enough then I'm not then I'm not enough and I'm not saying I've cured that in
Starting point is 01:04:57 myself but I'm saying that moments like this at least help me recognize it and remind me of it because I'll recognize something then I get so high on recognizing it that I don't even do the work to try and remember to take care of it or to direct us to see that it's a ghost that is that can be real thick I gotta get my ghost real thin man but you know what I've decided for myself I'm gonna take January off I'm gonna take January off and I may take a week or two off before then
Starting point is 01:05:38 um now will I fully live up to that I might tape some episodes in advance uh but um but in turn what I don't want you to think if you listen to this podcast every week which I don't know why you would but you continue to do so but I don't want you to think if I take a few weeks off that I don't care about you that's what I don't want you to think
Starting point is 01:06:19 because that's the inverse of the whole conversation we're having right now I don't want you to think if I take a few weeks off that I don't care about you because that's not the truth man gang baby all right let's get out of this let's step out of our emotions and thank you bro and I'm proud of you man take some time you know take the time you need for yourself man I'll love you when you get back panel gang shit bro praise god all right let's get him on the whole man
Starting point is 01:07:05 and look a lot of other beautiful calls came in one of the things I oh yeah I'm stopping a little bit early I feel tons of stress in my body right now so I'm gonna take a break also signed up for one of those things where you mail your shit in or whatever to africa or whatever and they check it out or whatever so I'm doing that yeah so yeah there's like a company I don't know what it's called but I'm weaning off my medications right now doing different things to try and see what's going on with me and I could just be burnt out
Starting point is 01:07:47 and then I realized I work so much when I get home I work out my laptop when I I get on a plane on vacation to open my laptop I work you know also have employees and I want them to be able to keep working out you know I know if I miss a week they miss a week uh but I'm human man I'm just being human you know that I gotta remember it too all right guys right now we're gonna give a call to my boy old Chad over there and he was really close with Billy Conforto and
Starting point is 01:08:23 you know I remember Billy he really Billy was a beautiful fellow man one of the only homosexual man that ever stood up for me praise god bro we missed you man he's upstairs dog hello what's up big dog yeah what's up man can you hear me better now yeah I can hear you a lot better now hey man bro dude so what's going on yeah where y'all living at an attempt we're staying right where we got flooded at oh really yeah we threw some fun into our stuff we staying on some old sofas and all that waiting for FEMA to
Starting point is 01:09:14 try to help out damn y'all indoors or outdoors we indoors and saying we just got electricity yesterday oh yeah what's the first thing y'all did when you got it shoot up we we've been going across the street they got a church because our water was off too so we had to go base on the side where the water came out on the church oh that's a baptism right there that you do that's yeah that's what I was saying I went over there and I was like I said a little prayer before I do the water
Starting point is 01:09:45 bro you shoot me down you triple baptized now man you certified you might be a pastor bro one more bath you might be a pastor yeah that's what I'm talking about I think the holy ghost that came into me oh man dude thank you so much for uh for jumping on with me today man I just you know everybody on the podcast man loves Billy man everybody loves Billy come forward so it misses him and and misses him being alive man I just want you to can you share with me just a good Billy story or something yeah what you shoot I listen to the one when y'all was
Starting point is 01:10:21 um you're talking to Billy's brother Chuckie or whatever oh yeah no it's yeah we all talking about you and Billy used to go out and use my my name my ID oh yeah did we use your well the part my ID I lost mine and Billy was always he used anybody's ID yeah he used anybody's name I think I got a couple tickets still I'm sure dude we had fun man I remember well the funny thing about Billy bro was he would like say if you were at somebody's house bro you were at just anybody's house you're at somebody's house
Starting point is 01:10:56 when that when that other person went out of the room he would always be like brah I think fucking Danny likes me bro and I'm like I'm like dude Danny's nine years old like Danny doesn't yeah he used to do that to me all the time he loved doing that shit he always he loved people he always like trying to create like a little mystery walk would you walk out to go use the bathroom if you were in there he's like you're seeing the way he's looking at me yeah like really
Starting point is 01:11:28 yeah dude yeah bro just ridiculous man Billy was funny bro and he was tough too dude tell me he he used to be able to fight right yeah if you know him and all the the dimensions they all boxed and all shoot I even did it for a little while but they uh but you know they all passed away huh well yeah I know some of them did man Jimmy and Ronnie that's with his cousins the the fighters and and how they died I think it was into drugs or whatever oh pills drugs huh yeah and Billy hit an
Starting point is 01:12:07 embankment huh yeah oh yeah and then even the shine you remember the shine was the one I was on oh yeah at the time the shine was fine dog I was only friends with you because of the sun yeah she um she passed away too oh man I'm sorry bro damn yeah I think you had asked her to one of your dancers or whatever she was gonna go instead of Billy and her was gonna go with you I'm sure I did oh yeah oh Billy tried to come to our prom I remember that he'd be like because Billy loved
Starting point is 01:12:46 dressing up his shit he's like bro that might have been it bro he was gonna he was gonna find him or something yeah he really was crazy man I'll take this limo tonight dude Billy was the most fun man what's something that you miss about him shoot probably everything out probably pretty much his compassion right he may have a heart for everybody he met right yeah he's just he don't matter who you are if you if you need something he'll help you out he'd give you his life yeah he would man he would give you
Starting point is 01:13:22 one of his legs bro if he had a fucking if he had a wooden leg he'd give you that bitch so you could row a boat yeah and then chase you with the one leg he got yeah he would bro oh try to take the dog see we're all walking on one leg bro he was bro he would take a wooden arm off and train a fucking pit bull to bite on that bitch man remember when he would get the dogs to jump up onto the roof yeah but like sometimes you don't hang on like a rope from a limb and he had a dog jump up there and grab it and it won't come down to it
Starting point is 01:13:56 jerk that rim off the up into a ranch off that tree oh dude he took a fucking rain gutter off a whole fucking uh off a ranch style home one time with those dogs I saw him do it bro he was like the fucking gay he would kind of like the gay michael vick I think he was special bro how did you meet him and so were you guys cousins or what was that because I don't remember exactly how you guys met each other it was it was uh strange I was with um the shine was their cousin and uh
Starting point is 01:14:30 me and the shine started dating in like fourth grade dang him bro and she uh she I guess we're together about eight years as um so we out we you know during through high school and stuff we wasn't together but we got back together when I was like 19 and stayed together until she passed damn man I didn't know you guys were together when she passed man I'm sorry bro was it kind of hard at the end where a lot of people were dealing with addiction over there yeah I guess it's when um
Starting point is 01:15:05 everybody was addicted to like pain medicine I don't know when all them people were going to doctors out here and all that oh yeah man well dude I remember Billy so Billy set me up with this girl one time did you work over there with us by the restaurant which one was that the broken anus no we work at the play called chefs bro I don't even think they had a kitchen in that bitch dude I don't know what we were selling bro damn y'all serving TV dinners and bro I think we just bro people were coming I think
Starting point is 01:15:40 I don't know what we were serving dude the more I think about I think we had a freezer and a bunch of bus boys I don't think anybody in that bitch had a food he was in the freezer he deserved like hold on Billy bring this TV dinner outside Billy was so professional too bro Billy loved dressing up for work he was he was like oh your order will be right out sir he was always so professional I was so I was too like I tried to do it but I was so embarrassed like I was shy like embarrassed to talk to people and stuff
Starting point is 01:16:14 start stuttering like that dude Billy's like yeah I'm gonna hit yeah Billy was a g at it man yeah I'm missing man he loved those dogs too bro and dude he here's what I didn't like though he had some crazy weed so we get all gassed up dude we fucking high as fucking then those dogs would start looking at me and I was so he knew I was scared of dogs and he would be like he'd always say shit like don't worry I'll protect you
Starting point is 01:16:50 and I'm like bitch that's your dog and your weed this whole thing is a setup dog man it was staring at you oh then dogs are everybody dude it was funny man and then dogs he had some beautiful dogs up man um so where you at now you living by the church what you're gonna do man y'all still y'all still struggling down there huh we do a lot of people just starting to get their electricity but I'm just waiting on I guess FEMA or something that
Starting point is 01:17:25 do something I can't really do nothing dang man well look man I just want to say man out of my heart you know Billy did so many nice things for me man uh you know he just he stood up for me you know he there was times he was like a little bit of an older brother he gave me steroids bro that I don't even think we're any good but I fucking still lifted on them bitches there damn right yep your phone's real choppy what is it I don't know if it's still choppy now no now it's not all right see I remember when he was y'all was doing
Starting point is 01:18:00 those steroids and stuff oh yeah boy we was doused through we was fucking shocked and Billy would always wear these blue shorts he'd be like bro I can't go to the gym man I can't find my blue shorts don't get some other shorts man well some some short shorts for the guys to look I think it was like some board shorts I don't know what it was dude but he'd always be like bro I think that guy over there is looking at me and it would be like a blind dude some blind dude in the fucking standing
Starting point is 01:18:34 there with a with a walking stick I'm like that dude's fucking blind bro no he's not no he's not he's got one out deporting cashier or the whole thing coke stand man Billy oh dude so Billy one time set me up with a girl so he gave me a soma pill he's like this will help you relax right dude I've never taken a fucking soma pill in my life right so first off about nine minutes after he gives it to me I take a right turn and I took it about 30 yards after the turn right
Starting point is 01:19:11 so I drove right into a fucking dish right yeah I know this this almost like what muscle relax that thing because he I was with Billy one time and he gave me like he told me to take like two of them whatever he's like here take this I would ride with him back from the doctor he was going to the doctor and we I said well I'm hungry bro so we stopped at a taco bell and I guess this soma's to make you like shake or whatever I got a taco supreme I went sit down I guess when they kicked in I shook
Starting point is 01:19:43 all the supreme over the head and up my meat left damn you ever been so filled up you shook the supreme off a taco bro I'm like what's wrong why am I shaking like come on they're looking at you it's time to go I'm like what did you give me damn dude you leave out of there with you it looks like a dog that just got a haircut on the table it's just toppings look at cheese lettuce I got a shell and the meat left
Starting point is 01:20:18 shook my whole supreme off damn boy them so dude them somas will take your supreme baby them bitches making fucking lips wet and they'll take your supreme so then look what happened was bro so we he still said bro you can't stand this girl up dude you can't be you gotta be a gentleman bro I'm like staying this girl up I said I can't stand up he's like fuck it bro I got you dog so we go to we go to this nightclub over there in fat city right right over there in
Starting point is 01:20:49 metering when you get off the cause way we go over there dude I'm some shithole dude it was dicey bro there was a lot of people in there some dude drinking cologne in the corner dicey it had a boxing ring in the middle of the club like dicey okay but uh so anyway Billy walks I can't even stand up dude I can't even stand up it's like weekend at fucking burn his dude he walks me in there he's like bro nobody'll notice if we play that song electric slide right he puts that bitch on the jukebox I'm like what the fuck dude
Starting point is 01:21:31 so fast forward anyway he's like dude I'm the girl shows up I can't even see her that's how fucking high I can't even see her she ends up being nice she'd give me a ride home across the cause way back to uh uh Mandeville bro I at some point I was so sick it's just me and her she's driving my car back I puked all over her so I get home in the morning I come out to my car the whole inside is filled with puke except for the space where she had been sitting driving
Starting point is 01:22:10 and I don't know where she is bro you've never seen her since I've never seen her since dude but damn Billy always had an adventure man well she's crazy that's a lot man well look man on behalf of the podcast man we're gonna send you 500 bucks just to fucking do put a little jingle in the pocket over there buy some fucking dinner for your boy buy some Popeyes for your neighbor whatever um and I just want to say man I love you bro and I love Billy man and and thanks for jumping on a call today with me yeah all right I love you too well um I still gonna keep in touch with you man
Starting point is 01:22:49 yeah 100% man I'll hitch up this week or something if you need something hit me up man uh and then whenever I come home do we got to go catch up we raised some money for Billy I was telling me sold a bunch of t-shirts we want to put a like a bench at like a dog park or something all right yeah when you come in town or whatever just um hit me up and I'll call me and you go take a ride or do whatever you want to do gang bro all right Chad be good dude we'll hit you with uh we'll hit you guys up on uh I'll have the producer hit you guys up man and um and we'll talk to you later
Starting point is 01:23:19 on dude thanks again all right thank you all right peace out man we gotta find some pictures of Billy that's what we gotta find we gotta find some pictures we're gonna get the dog bench built we gotta do a little bit of work left so but right now I'm gonna take it easy man on the way out uh we got a beautiful song right here and this is uh by Evan Bartels off of his new album alone some and we'll put the link in there and man he's played some beautiful hits for us he's playing tonight somewhere I
Starting point is 01:24:00 want to go see it I'm but we're leaving out tomorrow for Charlotte uh but this song I saw him play it early he played it for me when I came when I first like I think my first night that I had spent uh when I was in out here in the central east he played and I went and saw him and uh man telling everywhere this is false gods by Evan Bartels you guys be good to yourselves man and thank you for being a part of my life and uh be good to yourself you deserve it okay
Starting point is 01:25:04 who's right who's wrong they can't get enough I will not bow my head I will not bend my knee to a false gods rage a fear of tyrant kings our love because you're human we can all live free our love because you're human man it's funny and I hate to interrupt you Evan I mean you think I've talked for an hour and a half you think I would let you have your moment but I think you just encapsulated
Starting point is 01:25:53 what I was thinking earlier man when it comes to race or color or I mean I think I'll always probably hate rich people bro to be honest dog 100 bro 200 probably but yeah I think now the thing that I want to see in people is to love them I think because they're human bro let that be the deciding factor let's cruise back in I'm sorry that wasn't real but you just hit it on the head man that's what you do if you want to feel something you listen to some Evan Bartels man
Starting point is 01:26:34 and it's the ironic thing is he's also does contracting and construction but you want to feel him hit him on the head you want to feel him hit it on the head the hammer is is his music man game all of you because you're human and none of this matters and it's all an illusion what does it mean to be human
Starting point is 01:27:47 I will not bow my head I will not bend my knee to a false god's rage a fear of tyrant king all of you because you're human and we can only free all of you because you're human there is no us but them there is just you and me we're born we live we die and I have to believe that we can make it better that we can only free I believe it matters it matters to me
Starting point is 01:28:49 I will not bow my head I will not bend my knee to a false god's rage a fear of tyrant kings I love you because you're human and we can only free I love you because you're human we're just human that is Evan Bartels off his new album alone some we'll put a link and we'll support it more moving forward
Starting point is 01:29:50 yeah it's that's a real place to live man loving people because they're human man that's really it feels like a lot of the only answer I think I want to thank Sean Dugan our producer I want to thank Spencer Lietow our editor I want to thank Colin Reiner our associate
Starting point is 01:30:16 producer Riley Mao couldn't be here he's probably at some camp for people that want to jerk off to be honest with you but we'll see if we can get him back in soon you guys be good man gang

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