This Past Weekend - E360 Ear to the Back
Episode Date: September 24, 2021Theo talks about the passing of comedic legend Norm Macdonald, fighting with his sisters over peanut butter and diving deep into his mental struggling with feeling like he's enough. Plus, Theo calls h...is childhood friend to swap stories about the late, great Billy Conforto to celebrate his life. New Merch: http://theovonstore.com New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Music: "False Gods" - Evan Bartels Evan Bartels - False Gods (Official Live Session) Support our Sponsors: Keeps: https://keeps.com/theo to get your first month FREE BlueChew: https://BlueChew.com - promo code "Theo" The Zebra: https://thezebra.com/theo Upstart: https://upstart.com/Theo for a fast and easy way to pay off debt Egnyte: https://egnyte.com to start your free trial today Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastw... Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEK... Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://instagram.com/SeanDuganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
you got to keep your hair people don't have it you know they are you've seen
them you've seen them people draw dicks on their head when they fall asleep at
parties but that can not be you if you're ready to take action and prevent
hair loss go to keeps.com slash Theo to receive your first month of treatment
for free that's k-e-e-p-s.com slash Theo to get your first month free keeps.com
slash Theo and if you don't have any hair I love you anyway you know all over the
country right now big companies cyber attacks are happening people cyber
bully and not like that but companies they take all the information they keep
it hostage so you go into a Jimmy John's they don't have your damn account
number some Somalian ship has it hostage somewhere that's why I want to tell you
about Ignite yep Ignite gives companies with limited IT and security staff the
power of much larger teams that's right security software has a horrible user
experience but that's not the case with Ignite Ignite is a security tool that
teams will actually love using ransomware detection and mitigation run in
the background mitigation so your team can work without disruption start your
free trial today take care of your information protect your online business
start your free trial at ignite.com that's e-g-n-y-t-e.com that's e-g-n-y-t-e.com
I want to thank our sponsor liquid death they are a company and they do good
water Asheville North Carolina I want to let you know that we have tickets going
on sale for you part of the return of the rat tour can't even pronounce my
tour damn bro failure you're a piece of shit kid it's at the orange peel that's
where it will be tickets go on sale tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. Eastern the
show will be October 24th also tickets are sold out in most places except for
this weekend in Durham North Carolina there's a few tickets left for the 926
show September 26th September 30th in Chattanooga at the Tivoli October 2nd
Knoxville October 9th Wilkes-Barre October 14th Minneapolis October 23rd
Charleston November 10th Burlington and November 11th Albany Albany Albany New
York all those at theovon.com slash tour let's get into the episode
take a breath baby when I was young they would say take a breath they come and
they'd hold your lungs while you're breathing the doctor and he put that
big cold stethoscope on your back we had a dude in our neighborhood who said he
was a doctor he come he had a cold ear one of his ears he didn't have a lot of
blood flow to it and he put that bitch right on your back and he said he said
he was a doctor and I think do probably pedophile pedophile whatever
pedia I think his children but damn you know mr. Rice this fella hit you with
that cold ear boy he put that cold mom would take you over there she didn't you
didn't know he said he was a doctor nobody was saying they were doctor back
then nobody was you know and he had some type of get up it looked like a doctor's
outfit could have been a damn Halloween costume I don't know I didn't know him
that well I was a child but I remember we'd go over there and he put that blood
that one of his ears didn't get a lot of blood flow on it I think it was the
right one and he put that bitch on your back or your front listening to your
heart and I went I remember one time whenever that was probably about nine
ten dude listen to part of my ass a little I said this is really this seems
outside of the medical realm you know I'm saying this dude probably where's his
office why are we at the park why are we at the park mom for this doctor so there's
all different types of docs out there I guess but I don't know what I was talking
about anyway man a lot of bad doctors out there is what I'm trying to say a lot
of false gods baby you know and anyway I'm happy to be here with you today you
know I know I'm happy to be here with you today just we got a great new song by
Evan Bartels and he he he played that song the devil God and me for us a while
back and we're gonna close out with one of his new songs today what happened
what have I been doing oh I was in I hit the road I hit the road man we had a
good time we started out there in Peoria Illinois out there not far my
mother's from not far from there and she's an adult now but she was a child at
one point and just a hard working area pretty simple area so we went over there
to Peoria and it's a little dicey little dicey but um but we had a great time a
lot of nice people came out we did two shows there starting to starting off the
new tour return to the rat tour and kind of got the pieces put together we went
combining we got in a in a corn combine and got to go cut corn boy this fellow
Brandon and his brother I think his brother I don't know if he's well or
not I don't who know who knows who's well but he decent both of them decent men
and they took us out there riding they just we met them and they wrote us in
their combine in the corn cutter damn beautiful beautiful young fellas I
thought they were lovers they said their brothers I said now I bet if we turn our
back y'all be more than brothers you know what I'm saying but anyway they were
nice they seemed like nice guys they took us riding out there and it's just
wild to think that you're riding through corn you're riding through damn corn
bread you're riding through a frosted flakes you just create they just cutting
it all down just making corn meal corn dogs corn flakes corn candy corn just
shooting out the back I wish the tractor the cutter actually had a little corn
popper in it and it just fed some kernels in there you press butter on that
bitch or double butter you know what I'm saying boy too much double butter you
gonna have that cold ear against your back but you have some pedophile out
there hitting you with that cold ear on your spinal column dude trying to touch
ass in a park son anyway whatever good parenting but what I'm telling you is
this we had a nice time over there and we took a day off just to be human and be
out there and that's all I am is human you know that's all any of us are a lot
of expectation out there but all I am is human we had a beautiful time we're
fishing over there I got a buddy a friend of mine it's my brother's good
friend named Danny big Danny they call him and he really he looks just like
Peter's wife from Family Guy and I say that out of love beautiful man and he
took us out there we went fishing caught some fish and they do asphalt they
took the day off and met us and him and his children we went fishing and it was
a nice time and that was out in Toulon Illinois I think anyway we hit some some
small some small areas and then what did we do oh we rode over to St. Louis let me
hit this liquid death for a little bit before I tell you about that liquid
death oh and liquid death I will tell you this it dead till death is streaming now
on Amazon from the creators of Mr. Pickles and Concrete Cowboy comes the
story of a group of friends who leave the city to camp in the woods and eat
mushrooms dead till death is now streaming on Amazon Prime and I think it's
based on liquid death there has in it liquid death is in it them kids are
drinking liquid death so then we hit St. Louis I got to throw out the first
pitch and we stopped along the way and practice pitching because look I'm not a
pitcher you know I'm saying I'll throw a bunch of I'll throw rocks sometimes I'll
throw rocks if I'm skipping rocks I'll throw shade at a bitch you feel me I
throw something away sometimes sometimes I throw in the recycler sometimes I
don't say boy dude I'll take a 800 pack of loose leave and put that batch right
in the trash if I'm really honest with you okay if I'm really really honest now
if you want me to put a my cold ear to your back and tell you something else
tell you got measles I can do it but I'm not doing that this if this was
beautiful man and shout out stubble's clap dude the guy he's a beautiful guy
he's a first base coach for the St. Louis Cardinals and they got a setup over
there to throw out the first pitch him and this lady named Emily and I'm
grateful to them Bush Stadium and I didn't realize when you go to baseball field
you go down on the field and man the grass it is it is like a I'm it looks
like a barber has been out there all night you know it looked like somebody
been out there with just a manscape in the yard I mean this thing look this
they just everything was there the sideburns and the the outfit every
there's just this light kind of gradient just all damn it was beautiful oh may
you want to look in your own ass kind of place you know what I'm saying that
kind of deal but um yeah so that was really good dude and then you get out
there they had a nice jersey for me little rat King header out there and I
got up dude and all and the ball I threw it was a good pitch you know we'd stopped
in a few places and practiced it was a good pitch it was just on the outside
of the box just on the cusp so but but it was a good it was it was unbelievable
man just to be out there man
hey ball
reminded me of my days out there in the Playville Cubs and a lot of people know
that I played for Playville Cubs some of our team probably died I think a couple
overdosers and a couple underdosers a couple people that never did any drugs
but just died anyway and we played it out there on the American Legion field as
we were children and the field was damn slanted dude so every ball went to damn
third every ball went to left field really eventually you gave it long
enough you set a stopwatch in 40 seconds a damn a bunt would be in left field it
was just that this the setup it was just we do we had six people playing left
field and they put me on him right and it was just it was dicey dude I've told
that story pay Playville Cubs or clubs some of our jerseys said cubs some of
said clubs on them that couple of damn misprints on them dude beautiful brother
but what else man a lot of great stuff then we went over to Cincinnati we played
at the pageant I want to apologize for anybody those shows were loud man the
just people were you it was just a but it was like it's like a big bar in there
and if you've been to a bar you know there's things happening people's touching
titty people's you know people's texting the babysitter you see a dude there
with his wife he's dick-picking the babysitter sending her little freaking
meat J pegs you know this dude's over there he's J pegging meat over to the
freaking babysitter it's like dude what you what your wife's right here he's
like she's got popcorn she's fine like all right do what you guys do but yeah
still a lot of people came out they were excited man the excitement was there
Cincinnati we got to this place the icon theater and it never had a
performance and it'd been unperformed in for comedy it had maybe five rock and
roll shows a couple country music shows I think but then we got them we did a we
did comedy and man that was really really sick dude that was sick it was about
2300 we had two shows and it was just like this beautiful kind of it kind of
has like a part it had like a part like a really it looked like a futuristic
parking garage with nice seating in it and it was just man just thank you thank
you to everybody that that that came out and and just helped us you know it's
which we are like taking letting go with some of the old jokes and trying the new
and being brave enough you know are they gonna like them are they gonna like me
you know so on a couple of the shows I felt like one or two I felt like all
the shows were good I felt like one or two or maybe a little better than the
others but that's just it could also be in my head I had some people tell me
they thought the new tour was better than the old tour and they'd seen that a
couple times and there was still a little crossover between the two so but
anyway man it was just awesome man thank you for making my dreams come true I
really I really do appreciate that and I want you guys to keep hitting the
hotline let me know who's listening to the show what do you do what do you care
about what scares you hit me 985-664-9503 a lot of unique things happen man and I
want to say we started the show in Peoria because there used to be a term if
it'll play in Peoria you know a lot of vaudeville acts and you know different
type of you know vaudeville used to be a real it was people on the run from the
law it was you know perverts and some musicians but a lot of somebody wanted
to get up there and just you know play with his wiener for an hour and he drew
a G note on his nuts or something like what is this guy doing you know so it
just you know it's a lot of it used to be vaudeville was a way to you know you
could do a crime and the next thing you know you tell people you juggle and
you're traveling in the universe juggling but there was a term if it would
play in Peoria it would play anywhere and and so that's one of the reasons kind
of we started over there I wanted to just have a real small town vibe I wouldn't
have a and it's not a small town it's a small city and it's a beautiful little
city I was really impressed man I hadn't been there in a while and I spent one
Halloween there and I saw some dude in blackface I actually I don't want to say
beat up but abused a mermaid by a um hot dog cart and now was it Halloween and
you know that's what what are we gonna do now you know it was probably seven
eight years and 11 years ago maybe but and everybody would nobody died it was
and she got some shots in you know I'm saying that bitch was fined up so you know
it is what it is and that's how it all shook out but anyway what are we talking
about man but then we yeah Cincinnati thank you it was just amazing I just can't
believe that many people came out and care about the show and and want to be a
part of my life and it just I don't know if I tell you guys enough how much it
means to me so thank you so much and I love you I really do if I could just take
my heart and just cut into different pieces I'd mail you one you know I'm
saying or I'd give one of your son or your child put it in his little lunchbox
dude my mom used to we used to have to make our own lunches for summer camp and
the worst thing that happened the worst you'd make the thing you'd put the
cooler in there with a little Kool-Aid that was it making our Kool-Aid sometimes
it was too strong you had that that shit what they would just make it down it
would make your fucking neck retract you'd look like a turtle and you know
for the second half of the afternoon you couldn't even play hide and go see
because you couldn't look around my your neck was if you if you made that Kool-Aid
powder too strong because when I was young you had to get the powder and get
the water you had to do a little bit of science baby now it comes pre-package
it's all done for you when I was young you had to do a little bit of the work
and I'd make my lunch I put the Kool-Aid get the thermos then the thermos had a
little lid on it that you could use you would take the lid off and drink out of
the lid look up like you worked at a factory or something it's like bitch
this YMCA summer camp okay and most of the counselors dude are you know work at
the bank so let's be realistic about what's going on here we're not doing
any sheet metal out here but the worst thing that happened was my sandwich I
get me a little sandwich usually peanut butter and jelly sometimes honestly
double peanut butter I go no jelly brah son I might go no jelly and my sisters
I know we get mad we make our sandwiches sometimes I would come down
before we made them I would get extra peanut butter put it on the inside of
the jelly jar then I would have them just think I was doing jelly because that's
why I live I live in a place where every freaking ounce was accounted for we had
a lot of you know accounted for ounces baby that's where we were and where am I
now I'm upstairs you know that you know that son but at the time I was it was
accounted for ounces baby my sisters but the second the spoon went in there
every other kid that other kids would look over like what do you do how much
how much are you getting so you had to sneak you had to be tactical baby had
to be tactical anyway enough about me man I want to know more about you guys
we got a lot of beautiful questions that have come in today we got a call in a
little while with this fellow named Chad who was a really best friend of Billy
Comforto and so man excuse me man we are so blessed to be able to speak with him
for a few minutes and you know that's just God working in our lives man and
letting Billy come back to us all right let's get into the episode man we got a
lot of great stuff we're gonna man a lot of wonderful calls and appreciated that
I want to let you know first and foremost though that we got to pay the bills and
I'd appreciate your help you know some podcast ads take up time that's the
truth and others they save you money well this one can save you hundreds no
matter where you live or what you drive if you drive vehicle hell if you drive
horse everyone has to have car and home insurance or horse insurance but
comparing insurance companies isn't how you like to spend your time it's a
bummer you call over there Lance's insurance you say hey Lance what do you
know you cover a boat like well we don't cover boats we cover floods like well
what if my what if there's a flood my house turns into a damn boat like well
you're screwed at that point see a lot of a lot of trickery and chicanery within
it all but the zebra they can help you know I've had my I've had my issues with
insurance I realized spending an extra set I was spending an extra probably two
hundred eleven dollars a month maybe two hundred twelve dollars a month wasted
down the drain down the drain not anymore I did some configuring and a little
flagellating bro did a little you know cunnilingus or whatever you do on the
computer and did it and the zebra they do it for you they compare car and home
insurance quotes from every major insurance company that's right just check
it out you got ten minutes check it out figure it out maybe you save six seven
hundred buy a buy a kid a floaty toy for the pool or if you're in a flooding
area buy you buy a damn wife a damn neck brace or something in Florida for
neck brace what I'm saying is support the podcast as well compare the quotes
for free at the zebra.com slash thio that's the zebra.com slash Theo thank you
for your support now speaking of support everybody weiner bad out there and you
what I'm talking about bad dick bad dick everybody weiner bad if you walked into
a classroom my winner be in the corner with a dunce cap on son my winner be in
time out because people weiner's ain't working anymore because we drifted away
from the thing that make us men and that make us virile viral and viral one of
them that's why blue chew is here to help get that dick snack baby you know
what I'm saying get that dick snack blue chew is an online prescription service
no visits to the doctor's office no awkward conversations no waiting in line
at the pharmacy none of that it's actually really simple I've done it I've
called I said hey give daddy them dickheaders
dickheaders
I've called and got a batch man they come every month in the mail you got two
many of now. I gave one of them to a damn 17-year-old the other day, droped
him off, man. Hey, Bubby, get out there, son. Get out there and bat clean up over
there. But anyway, do what you can. That's all I'm saying. Blue chew will help.
Blue chew. Tablets are made in the USA. No foreign tablets. Everybody knows I
bought some of them Indian tablets that make my legs sweat. Peanut's hard, but
legs sweating. That's not what I want. I want dry legs. Good day. And I'm sorry if
using the D word so much. I know there's a lot of females that listen. I am sorry
about it. You know, I'm feeling some type of way today and I'm just trying to get
through the day. I'm just human. Anyhow, here's a special deal for our listeners.
Try Blue Chew for free when you use our promo code Theo at checkout. Just pay $5
shipping. That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com promo code T-H-E-O to receive your first
month free. And we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast. Yes, we do. Here
we go right here. We got a call that came in right here. And let's get into it.
Hey Theo, I'm calling your life from the shower. Just for full consent and safety, I am a new shower in the new.
Okay, nude boy. We got a nude fella out there. You know what I'm saying? This dude will put his ear to your back.
You know what I'm saying? That dude running that fake hospital. Gang, baby. Let's go. Come on.
I'm not just nude, man. I'm angry. Little angry. Maybe you can delete that because I'm thinking
you should have had Norm MacDonald on your show, man. Gosh, that might be the
great tragedy of the colony of this generation. You and him, neither of you guys
played by rules. I mean, he got five or MSNL if you wouldn't play the bass. Don't make these
kind of jokes. And he said, okay, one sec. If he did that joke immediately, and I know
that's you. So I don't know, man. I hope you can talk about Norm on your next
episode. And you two guys, you know, he was and you are great since our dark
sense of humor, baby. Thank you, brother. And I didn't mean to cut you off, man, but I
think the shot got a little showery. Hard to hear you for a second, but I feel
your sentiment and thank you for sending in the question to be naked and call
another man is a, it's a, that's a choice. And I appreciate you. Here's one thing,
man. It is really sad about Norm. And I'll tell you why I felt like it's the most
sad. You know, I texted Adam, he get, I texted David Spade, people that I knew
that knew him decently. You know, Norm had been a recluse for a while. You know,
he'd really been one of those, whatever it is that Boston spider or whatever the
thing that bites people or something gets, you know, a lot of court ordered
separation or whatever. I don't know if that's Boston. I don't know. I think I'm
mixing things up, but a lot of dudes in Boston have restraining orders. That's
what I'm saying. Separately, what I'm saying is that norm was a, he kind of
stayed away from people. It seemed like to me. We reached out to him to have him
on. I think there was some discussion about it for a bit between him and Nick
Davis or his producer and Nick Davis, but never made it happen. I didn't know
he was struggling so bad. I didn't hear even that he was. The saddest part about
it is that, or to me, this is all just to me. And I'm just a human. There's not a
lot of comedians out there. There's not a lot of us. There's a little bit of
comedian in all of us. And I think there's not a lot of comedians out there
though. And so when you lose one of them, and not to mention one of the greats and
one of the last ones that would speak his mind, it feels like you're losing a
book that nobody has copies of kind of. That's what it feels like, I think,
especially at norm like Keith. I mean, you go watch him back on that Joy
Behar show or the one like The View, and he's just giving those fucking chubby
thoughts the what for? You can just see they're all afraid to speak anything
that's not written on the script from the producers, and he's just doing what he
wants. And he stays there and he's got the joy of just a Mark Norman the whole
time. Just this childhood fever that they can't even fight with their fricking
money grubbing trap house.
Solace. Just lack. It's not even comedy what any of them do.
It's not even kind and he shows up and just toes they're like you're never
gonna be back and he's like good good go watch that clip if you haven't we'll put
it in the clips that's a special clip but the sad thing is there's not a lot of
comedians who when you lose one not to mention one of the greats and one of the
rarest types and I really say this as a famine I don't even I mean I am a
comedian but I don't know if I feel like that sometimes you know norm was from
just a different ilk to be so sick and not even publicize it but to be like
imagine you go to the zoo and they got like a white tiger in there you know or
white llama or whatever and that bitch hides away you know everybody the kids
come they're spitting in each other's mouths trying to pretend like they're
the llama spitting in each other's eyes you know eating fucking llama you know
llama you know little llama dogs or whatever you know just just some some
thick kids over there just double llama dog and little Tiffany's over there and
she's gonna have trouble in junior high I know that but you know what I'm saying
man yeah yeah it's just heartbreaking I'll tell you a good
norm story so the only one I really have so Norm and I are doing a show in
Shawnee Oklahoma at a casino and there's an interesting group of people there you
know it's a lot of D list celebrities like ourselves it's a lot of oh the guy
from American idols pants on the ground Johnny or whatever it is Jerry black
Jerry black Jerry's air he's pulling his pants up and down and up and down I
think his legs almost came at one point his pants had just crossed over him so
much but anyway this dude's in a lobby he's got his pants up he's got his pants
down he's got it's just fucking he's got an extra see you got a pants in a bag
next to just people throwing pants on it doesn't you know it's just pants that
it just oh just pants pants pants this fucking guy you remember him golden
Jerry or whatever it is black golden Jerry dark Jerry chocolate Jerry or
something the singer looking like a fool with my pants on the ground you know
I'm saying then he brought okay the show ran late cuz he brought his girlfriend
out okay like tits in the fucking wild John Natta or something so he's like
look I love you cuz I think he had to do a certain amount of time he brought her
out and then he repeated tits on the tits on the side tits on the tits on the
ground I don't know what it was this fucking tip I don't even know this
bitch you got a briefcase full of tits I don't know what's going on okay I'm
upstairs baby I'm not downstairs dealing with the
shit so anyway I'm up there and finally it's my turn to go on and cuz there's a
comedy show the night before there's a poker game the next day so this is the
comedy show I'm opening up for Norman Norm sorry I'm sorry Mr. McDonald
Norm well I went over I was trying to prove myself I think I was I felt
probably some sense of entitlement or I just went over I don't know I'm not a
big light runner or I don't know I have my moments I'm not like a black guy
black guy run the light two and a half hours and that's not even a red that ask
anybody that's what they do so anyway I I'm running the I'm black guy and I'm
up there black guy and I'm going long Adam Eget is there with Norm who I
didn't even know at the time who would turn out to be the booker at the comedy
store and one of my closest friends actually and I love you Adam if you
hear this just know I love you and I'm sorry you lost your buddy anyway so I go
long and I think I don't know if this is true Norm like to have a pill every
now and then okay I think anyway I could I'm pretty sure I I'm pretty sure I
think anyway I don't know if he had a pill and then he and who doesn't have a
pill but only start there I'm not trying to shame Norm at all and I want to say
that I got some type I'm sure if you look at my antidepressant whatever the
thing the hair there's something in my system right now I don't know anybody
in there is not on something okay if you've had two mangos this morning bitch
you fucking jungled up you know what I'm saying we all got something going so
anyway no by the time I ran late so I think Norm it kind of maybe if he had
taken any pills he had scheduled the medication to kind of take effect at a
certain moment I get up there and I went long so I think his the medicine had
kind of maybe started to come in a little early or maybe he was a I don't
know but he gets up there dude and he's not using he wasn't using the whole
alphabet okay he was going real just it was like a lot of vowels only a couple
m's anyway you know it was a great show and the next morning and out of me it
was like this motherfucker at me just because I ran late and I don't blame
him you know which would make it years later when I got to the comedy store it
would make it tough for me to get in there and I didn't know that at a time
bro I never knew anything at the time and I still don't know anything if you
frisked me for knowledge bro you'd be feeling a lot you'd be feeling for you'd
be feeling somebody bust you for for feeling somebody before they you'd bust
me for having knowledge point-brain baby praise God so anyway so the next
one the next morning I'm downstairs as a poker tournament Jerry Mathers is there
the beaver and Jerry Mathers as the beef he's there I go say I'm sorry to nor
norm's looking around the room a lot of chicks in there not really a lot there's
a couple checks and bad dudes in there with bigger tits and women it's a fucking
Oklahoma people step people's double bone you got a dude in there with nine
shoulders you got a dude selling fucking selling meat right off his own body you
know you go to some of those Middle Eastern shops and they're just cutting
meat right off the thing this dude's doing that right off his arm just right
off of just chopping it right onto a damn bread people's over there buying
meat off you know people that buying damn pack of six subs right off this
dude's tricep so anyway man we got it going everybody's doing decent and and I
go over to norm I apologize and he goes man there's a lot of hot pussy in here
isn't there and I'm looking around the room and there isn't there is not there
there was not but I I think he's serious I you know so I'm just like I'm like oh
here's a guy's a little bit older yeah so I say yeah man sure is a lot of hotties
in here and he goes the fuck there are and it's just I can't man it's another
level because here I am thinking I'm placating this guy's a little bit older
than me make him think yeah these chicks are hot man I'm gonna agree with you yeah
but a lot of hotties in here and the whole time he knew he knew he was older
than me he knew that I was thinking he thought these women were hot and and there
it was you know he had his own you know with some humor is a maze I think in some
comedians they make it's a maze it's a maze that sits between them and the world
and the way that the humor is created is is that some people have such a unique
maze something people set up punch that's a small maze that set up punch some
people it's the element of surprise some people it's it's just extremely direct
and dry but I think Norm just had a his maze was just different and I don't think
you can create that I think it's built into you and yeah one of a kind man and
he had a great quote too about cancer he said cancer doesn't I think it was him
I don't know people have been saying it was him that if can't cancer doesn't beat
you because when you die it dies at the same time so technically it's a draw let
me get this right
yeah Norm once ripped the term battling cancer in the old days a man could just
get sick and die now they have to wage a battle shit this is one of those sites
you got to pay the shit is to read the shit the local shit like fuck Brittany
got gunned down at a Popeye's and I got to pay eight dollars to read it but
that's what it is it was that cancer the cancer dies when you die so technically
it's a draw but man I'm curious to see where he pops up in the realm of
existence next you might see a sheep doing something weird or you might see a
you might see this up I don't know a moose having quite a time and that could
be him God bless you Norm McDonald man you know and he did he kind of
disappeared out of the you know he did that show with Adam E get a lot of great
Jim Carrey moments from there and then he kind of you didn't see him much but
one of a kind anyway I'll keep moving here what else do we have here here is
a question right here that came in this is a video question hey Theo so far the
AA meetings and shit like that hasn't related to me so much your podcast has
related to me far more if you ever had any interest in maybe starting somewhat
of an AA group of your own maybe some of your podcast listeners who could just
join with the zoom meeting or something like that just a random idea thrown out
there maybe there are more people like me gang gang baby gang brother thank you
for that suggestion man and you know it's so funny that that you say that
cuz I was just thinking the other day I was at a zoom I went to a zoom AA meeting
in New York it was a New York when I think sometimes it's fun you can get on
there it's something they don't have all the passwords it's hard to get in but
sometimes you get in you know the other day a guy he's like I never shared
before in the meeting but I see my boy Theo in here I'm gonna share you know
made me feel nice obviously you didn't I mean it didn't you know it made me feel
welcome we all just want to feel welcome I think it's a thing amongst people that
suffer from or just people in general so we all just want to feel welcome in the
world and in a moment you know I think a lot of us maybe had moments when we were
young where we didn't feel welcome in that moment and I know that's a real
particular and kind of fucking weak thing to say but enough of those stack
up and it can really build up in you but the answer is yeah man I just was
thinking about that the other day so that what a what a real gift that you
and I are on some sort of same balance being man and you're hitting this idea
I thought about that what would it be like to have a zoom I think when I'm
able to keep some good time together man I'll really look into that you know I'm
working with a four step right now and and I appreciate you asking though brother
I appreciate you thinking about me man and I love you doing and good luck on
your journey too and if I do I'll uh I hope I'll see you there on the road to
happy destiny fam what else we got here hey Theo so I'm watching your show like
I always do thank you very much for watching young lady onward like every
night I've been watching for like two or three years now and I'm noticing that
you don't really have no black women on your show like I don't think you've ever
had a black woman on either one of your shows actually and I'm scrolling through
and it's like everybody but no black women so I ain't trying to say none when
I was saying nothing but you know what's up cuz you got black girl fans too thank
you young lady for the question that's a great question you know you're right
you're right I was just thinking about this as you're saying it the closest
we've had to a black woman is probably Donnell Rollins dude honestly I'm real
honest um yeah I know we asked Miss Pat to come on recently she didn't she
didn't not want to she doesn't live she was living in Atlanta so we weren't
able to get her it's a good point it's a good point yeah I think I just don't
run I don't I'm not in a lot of circles where I see a lot of black women but I
think I'll have to keep my eyes and ears open more and see if we can find some
great gas I know there are great guests out there in LA yeah I know there's some
good black female comedians I just got to get out there and get them you know so
yeah I'll do what I can you know I don't want to do it just because I feel
like I need like I don't like anything like that that feels real forced and I
know you're not saying that but I know a lot of amazing black women so I'm sure
I can find some I can ask some of them more fervently if they want to come and
join us because yeah we need a little bit of that freaking chocolate
perspective boo I feel that so we could use it in here then we need to spice
this bitch up so I feel you thank you very much for the question that's a good
and fair question here's a good question actually and you look beautiful
other way to damn I shouldn't have said that but my question would be my name is
Michael my question would be what's up Michael thank you for calling brother
thank you for being alive today man on earth do you relate more closely to like
black culture ethnic culture and Caucasian American culture it seems like
Caucasian American mixed breeze like yourself like myself kind of was
starting to get away from those real crispy country white white folk and so
just kind of let me know what you think man play her keep it that way all day
have a good one gang thank you Michael it's a good question man you know I I
think at different points in my life I've had some different moments and
experiences you know I always hated rich people growing up and I'm sorry if
anybody's rich man but y'all were the enemy man you know I was real we were
impoverished and and at that point when sometimes when you're poor you're an
underdog you got to have somebody to fight it you got to have somebody on the
other end of that uh that teeter totter you get this he's got to be somebody
over there so I think that you know I think that I think I was angry at the
rich man and it was a lot of rich white people you know where I was at they
didn't have anybody else really to be rich and my neighbors were poor white
people and poor black people so I certainly associated more at that point
in my life with black culture and I was in a group of I was in like a little
gang we were shitty real shitty gang but it was black children you know I used
I got tickled by a black man one time when I was bathing somewhere outside at
my friend's house my friend Devin who was black he still is black and um yeah so
I think when I really had such an underdog mentality the only underdog at
that time was it felt like in America was black in my area in Louisiana was
just black and white so anything that was like against the rich you know I
remember being a Jesse Jackson fan growing up that kind of shit now things
are more merged kind of now so I don't know something on what call I don't know
if I associate with a lot of I think I it's a little I take I you know I like a
little bit of all of it I also think BLM during the BLM movement it made me
kind of scale like I felt like everybody was on the same page we're all feeling
good about about stuff and moving together as a group sometimes during BLM I
felt like oh black people don't or not black people because that's too general
but that BLM the movement itself they don't want to be a part of everyone they
wanted their own thing so that made me feel like unwelcome sometimes in black
in some black areas or or even just in my mind maybe just in my mind maybe not
actually in in physical areas but I'd always felt like we're all on the same
page and then some of the BLM stuff made was like oh this group once it felt like
a lot of people wanted black supremacy I don't like any kind of supremacy that's
what I don't like you know I never related with redneck cult like and not
saying redneck is why I never related with any I don't like any type of
supremacy you know any group that's ever like we're the group we're gonna be the
fuck that man because that's not that then you're already off my books man
because we all were you know I'm that beige bad boy eventually I believe we
it ends base and I could be wrong sure yeah I'm probably wrong dude I'm usually
wrong think about something and I'm probably wrong about it dude but but I
also have to notice that man you can't just you know after I have to notice that
maybe some black people never feel right enough in the culture that's here or
that maybe there's something about you know I don't know maybe I never thought
that maybe some of my black friends they don't feel that way they they feel like
they just live in this total white world and it's uncomfortable I don't know so I
have thoughts like that too well and some of it I think is just history and
it's time it's like you know it's just some things it's like so what I can do is
just as a person is be loving to my friends you know no matter who they are
which is what I try and do that's what I try my best you know no matter what
culture or whatever and try and learn it's hard sometimes you know I'm at the
damn oh at the salon the other the body salon massager let he give me a damn
mooncake bruh Chinese snack and I was like damn all right I didn't know if I'm
supposed to you know you're you know do I jerk myself off now what do I you know
I'm saying I don't even know what to do but so there's a lot of stuff going on a
lot of wild stuff um but I think he goes in phases man I know that I have both
in me that's for sure you know I never I related so much when I was growing up to
black people because I felt so
uh uh unaccepted and
but as an adult I don't know if I feel feel more like white culture I just
I don't know it's a good question man
I think now I'm a little bit more of a hodgepodge one culture I see a really a
lot of similarities for me and there's a lot of times is Mexican culture you know
um you know I see a lot of like faith-based kind of and not who Mexican
culture is really Christian a lot of times sometimes I think of faith in a
more of a more of a spiritual sense but but I know the Lord is there
um
but yeah tight sense of families I don't know I think my now my culture is more
like it could be any color it could be any shade
I think the culture that I pull from now is I try to pull from one where people
are being loving and you know I see a father
like a father and son came out to my show a couple weeks ago and
man it just in San Diego and just dude I'd have given anything to have a
moment like that with my son and then I get to be there for their
moment and help be a part of their moment and like damn that's my culture
you know I see a cute little kid walk by and his mom picks him up or something
and loves him that kid could be black or damn
Puerto Rican that kid could be giraffe
and that's really the culture that I feel the most now
I think
I think man it's a good question thank you for asking brother and I think some
of it is but culture I mean I you know it's
tough because it's like you can't say some stuff you say oh well I love
basketball and you have some black people like well you can
black people don't just play basketball well yeah I know that
but I love things that black people so I love some things that black people
I just love something that black people are good at that white people are good at
I love some things that Brazilian people are good at
you know so I don't know that's a good question man it's interesting but
thanks for letting me think with you man and thanks for making me think
um here's another call that came in man uh
oh I gotta do these ads damn I'm gonna go out of business
I'm gonna let you know about keeps keeps baby you want to keep your hair
well we all do I work on mine all the time you know I'm trying to keep these
strands baby trying to stay stranded baby I'm
thinking about the upstairs right well with keeps you can
fight hair loss that's right easier access to hair loss treatment prescription
medication delivered at home online doctor consultation
two out of three men will experience some form of hair loss by the time they
are 35 more than 50 million men in the
u.s suffer from male pattern baldness low cost
treatment started just $10 per month and keeps offers generic versions as well
if you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss go to keeps.com
slash theo to receive your first month of treatment for free
that's keeps.com slash teo to get your first month free
keeps.com slash theo it's simple stress free way to keep your hair
convenient virtual doctor consultations and medications
delivered straight to your door every three months that's keeps
keeps.com slash theo I want to let you know right now about upstart
if you're carrying a credit balance month after month it can feel like you're
in a never-ending cycle of debt upstart can help you make that final payment so
you can get ahead you know I carry debt for a while as a child
hell I think I was damn born in debt dude I remember
seeing somebody that was broke when I was a kid I thought it was my dad
and it wasn't him just a broke mf'er
if you're dread looking at your credit card statements you're not alone nope
debt can feel crippling but upstart can help you on your path to financial
freedom whether it's paying off credit cards
consolidating high interest debit or funding personal expenses over half a
million people have used upstart to get one fixed monthly payment
find out how upstart can lower your monthly payments today when you go to
upstart.com slash thio that's upstart.com slash theo
yep upstart considers your income and current employment
to find you a smarter rate for your loan that's upstart.com slash
thio loan amounts will be determined based on your credit income
and certain other information provided in your loan
application and so many good questions and things came in
um and I'm going to get to more of them next week I'm going to answer one more
here and then we're going to give a call to
my boy Chad Busby and I remember him beautiful fellow send me beautiful I
remember I don't actually remember what he looked like but
uh decent guy kind of quiet guy whispery
we're a real real whispery boy you didn't know what you know
every time you talked to him think he playing hide and go seek you know like
like damn you were you born in a library dude you got a
loud enough but here's a call that came in
what up theo I'm just here listening to your episode with aries fear
I heard you uh talking about how you needed a break
mentally and you know you kind of afraid to let down your
your viewers or afraid that your audience won't be here when you come back
and I just want to let you know that uh just here and you say stuff like that
helps me out because today I had to you know
I had to call out of work for you know uh
being down just being depressed so uh you know never be afraid to
take some time work on yourself buddy we'll love you and we'll be here when
you get back
thanks bro I appreciate you saying that man a sweet of you to say bro nice
message and yeah I'm happy for you man for taking a
moment for yourself taking some time
yeah I don't know why that hit me Connie you know I think uh
I think ever since I was you know or something you know I always I've always
based it on like if I don't do everything who whatever
there's always been something in me that if I don't do
or if I don't behave a certain way or do a certain thing then I'm not enough
you know that if I don't work hard enough or I
don't try or I don't say the right like if I don't do
you know
that here's what it is that my value is contingent upon
my output and that my value is not contingent upon
solely the fact that I exist and that I am me
so that I think is part of the reason why I have that thing where I just feel
like I have to just keep going you know
and I'm recognizing that that's not a that's a false
that's a false god
whatever that's a false god because no real
yeah it's just not real
you know and I think of that a lot of that comes when you don't feel like
and this is a little sappy man but this is what I feel and I'm okay if you don't
like this kind of shit then that's fine bro go watch football fam
I'll be watching later too but right now I'm upstairs dog and this is what I'm
doing and I'm not ashamed of myself
um
but yeah it's like
that the value of who I am to you is based on what I do
and not who I am or not solely that I am
you know and that's like
you know I dated a gal for a while and I know and this is the only time I ever
felt different in my life about that
actually two times I dated a girl recently a few years ago and I know
she loved me unconditionally
you know and I took advantage of that some
but I know that she did
she loved me just because of who I just because that I was
a person you know
and my brother you know I know my brother loves me
just unconditionally you know
and I'm not crying right now I'm fucking sweating out of my eyes because I'm
doing work fam that's why you could live all the
weights you want on the outside but my weight is inside
so I'm proud of you man I'm proud of you for calling I appreciate you
recognizing that in and saying that to me and letting me know it's okay
I appreciate that because some of it is just those old stories that ain't in
your head like oh man if I don't try harder if I don't do enough then I'm
not then I'm not enough and I'm not saying I've cured that in
myself but I'm saying that moments like this at least help me recognize it
and remind me of it because I'll recognize something
then I get so high on recognizing it that I don't even do the work to try and
remember to take care of it or to direct us
to see that it's a ghost that is that can be real thick
I gotta get my ghost real thin man
but you know what I've decided for myself I'm gonna take January off
I'm gonna take January off and I may take a week or two off before then
um now will I fully live up to that I might tape some episodes in advance
uh but
um but in turn what I don't want you to think if you listen to this podcast
every week which I don't know why you would
but you continue to do so
but I don't want you to think
if I take a few weeks off that I don't care about you
that's what I don't want you to think
because that's the inverse
of the whole conversation we're having right now
I don't want you to think if I take a few weeks off that I don't care about you
because that's not the truth man gang baby all right
let's get out of this let's step out of our emotions and thank you bro and I'm
proud of you man take some time you know
take the time you need for yourself man I'll love you when you get back panel
gang shit bro praise god all right let's get him on the whole man
and look a lot of other beautiful calls came in one of the things I oh yeah
I'm stopping a little bit early I feel tons of stress in my body right now
so I'm gonna take a break also signed up for one of those things where you mail
your shit in or whatever to africa or whatever and they check it out or
whatever so I'm doing that
yeah so yeah there's like a company I don't know what it's called
but I'm weaning off my medications right now doing different things to try and
see what's going on with me and I could just be burnt out
and then I realized I work so much when I get home I work out my laptop when I
I get on a plane on vacation to open my laptop
I work you know also have employees and I want them to be able to keep working
out you know I know if I miss a week they miss a week
uh
but I'm human man I'm just being human you know that I gotta remember it too
all right guys right now we're gonna give a call to my boy old Chad over there
and he was really close with Billy Conforto and
you know I remember Billy he really Billy was a beautiful fellow man one of the
only homosexual man that ever stood up for me
praise god bro we missed you man he's upstairs dog
hello what's up big dog yeah what's up man can you hear me better now
yeah I can hear you a lot better now hey man bro dude so what's going on yeah
where y'all living at an attempt we're staying right where we got flooded at
oh really yeah we threw some fun into our stuff we
staying on some old sofas and all that waiting for FEMA to
try to help out damn y'all indoors or outdoors
we indoors and saying we just got electricity yesterday
oh yeah what's the first thing y'all did when you got it
shoot up we we've been going across the street they got a church
because our water was off too so we had to go base on the side
where the water came out on the church oh that's a baptism right there that you
do that's yeah that's what I was saying I went over there and I was like
I said a little prayer before I do the water
bro you shoot me down you triple baptized now man you certified
you might be a pastor bro one more bath you might be a pastor
yeah that's what I'm talking about I think the holy ghost that came into me
oh man dude thank you so much for uh for jumping on with me today man I just
you know everybody on the podcast man loves Billy man everybody loves Billy
come forward so it misses him and and misses him being alive man I just want
you to can you share with me just a good Billy story or something
yeah what you shoot I listen to the one when y'all was
um you're talking to Billy's brother Chuckie or whatever oh yeah
no it's yeah we all talking about you and Billy used to go out and use my
my name my ID oh yeah did we use your well the part
my ID I lost mine and Billy was always he used anybody's ID
yeah he used anybody's name I think I got a couple tickets still
I'm sure dude we had fun man I remember well the
funny thing about Billy bro was he would like say if you were at somebody's
house bro you were at just anybody's house you're at somebody's house
when that when that other person went out of the room he would always be like
brah I think fucking Danny likes me bro
and I'm like I'm like dude Danny's nine years old
like Danny doesn't yeah he used to do that to me all the time
he loved doing that shit he always he loved people
he always like trying to create like a little mystery
walk would you walk out to go use the bathroom if you were in there he's like
you're seeing the way he's looking at me yeah like really
yeah dude yeah bro just ridiculous man
Billy was funny bro and he was tough too dude tell me he
he used to be able to fight right yeah if you know him and all
the the dimensions they all boxed and all shoot I even did it for a little while
but they uh but you know they all passed away huh
well yeah I know some of them did man Jimmy and Ronnie that's with his
cousins the the fighters and and how they died
I think it was into drugs or whatever oh pills drugs huh yeah and Billy hit an
embankment huh yeah oh yeah and then even the shine
you remember the shine was the one I was on oh yeah at the time the shine was
fine dog I was only friends with you because of the
sun yeah she um she passed away too oh man I'm sorry bro
damn yeah I think you had asked her to one of your
dancers or whatever she was gonna go instead of Billy and her was gonna go
with you I'm sure I did oh yeah oh Billy
tried to come to our prom I remember that he'd be like because Billy loved
dressing up his shit he's like bro
that might have been it bro he was gonna he was gonna find him or something
yeah he really was crazy man I'll take this limo tonight
dude Billy was the most fun man what's something that you miss about him
shoot probably everything out probably pretty much his compassion right
he may have a heart for everybody he met right yeah he's just he don't matter
who you are if you if you need something he'll help you out he'd give
you his life yeah he would man he would give you
one of his legs bro if he had a fucking if he had a wooden leg he'd give you
that bitch so you could row a boat yeah and then chase you with the one leg he
got yeah he would bro oh try to take the dog
see we're all walking on one leg bro he was bro he would take a wooden arm
off and train a fucking pit bull to bite on that bitch man
remember when he would get the dogs to jump up onto the roof
yeah but like sometimes you don't hang on like a rope from a limb and he had a
dog jump up there and grab it and it won't come down to it
jerk that rim off the up into a ranch off that tree
oh dude he took a fucking rain gutter off a whole fucking uh
off a ranch style home one time with those dogs I saw him do it
bro he was like the fucking gay he would kind of like the gay michael vick I
think he was special bro
how did you meet him and so were you guys cousins or what was that because I
don't remember exactly how you guys met each other
it was it was uh strange I was with um the shine was their cousin and uh
me and the shine started dating in like fourth grade
dang him bro and she uh she I guess we're together about
eight years as um so we out we you know during through high school and stuff we
wasn't together but we got back together when I was like 19 and stayed
together until she passed damn man I didn't know you guys
were together when she passed man I'm sorry bro
was it kind of hard at the end where a lot of people were dealing with addiction
over there yeah I guess it's when um
everybody was addicted to like pain medicine I don't know when all them
people were going to doctors out here and all that oh yeah man
well dude I remember Billy so Billy set me up with this girl one time
did you work over there with us by the restaurant
which one was that the broken anus no we work at the play called chefs bro I
don't even think they had a kitchen in that bitch dude
I don't know what we were selling bro damn y'all serving TV dinners and
bro I think we just bro people were coming I think
I don't know what we were serving dude the more I think about I think we had a
freezer and a bunch of bus boys I don't think anybody in that
bitch had a food he was in the freezer he deserved like hold on
Billy bring this TV dinner outside Billy was so professional too bro
Billy loved dressing up for work he was he was like oh your order will be right
out sir he was always so professional
I was so I was too like I tried to do it but I was so embarrassed like I was
shy like embarrassed to talk to people and stuff
start stuttering
like that dude Billy's like yeah I'm gonna hit
yeah Billy was a g at it man yeah I'm missing man he loved those dogs too
bro and dude he here's what I didn't like though
he had some crazy weed so we get all gassed up dude we fucking high as
fucking then those dogs would start looking at me and I was so he knew I
was scared of dogs
and he would be like he'd always say shit like don't worry I'll protect you
and I'm like bitch that's your dog and your weed this whole thing is a setup
dog
man it was staring at you oh then dogs are everybody
dude it was funny man and then dogs he had some beautiful dogs up man um
so where you at now you living by the church what you're gonna do man y'all
still y'all still struggling down there huh
we do a lot of people just starting to get their electricity but
I'm just waiting on I guess FEMA or something that
do something I can't really do nothing dang man
well look man I just want to say man out of my heart you know Billy did so many
nice things for me man uh you know he just he stood up for me
you know he there was times he was like a little bit of an older brother
he gave me steroids bro that I don't even think we're any good but I fucking
still lifted on them bitches there damn right yep your phone's real choppy what
is it I don't know if it's still choppy now
no now it's not all right see I remember when he was y'all was doing
those steroids and stuff oh yeah boy we was doused through
we was fucking shocked and Billy would always wear
these blue shorts he'd be like bro I can't go to the gym man I can't find
my blue shorts don't get some other shorts man
well some some short shorts for the guys to look
I think it was like some board shorts I don't know what it was dude
but he'd always be like bro I think that guy over there is looking at me
and it would be like a blind dude some blind dude in the fucking standing
there with a with a walking stick I'm like that dude's fucking
blind bro no he's not no he's not he's got one out
deporting cashier or the whole thing coke stand man Billy oh dude so Billy one
time set me up with a girl so he gave me a soma pill he's like this will help
you relax right dude I've never taken a fucking
soma pill in my life right so first off about nine minutes
after he gives it to me I take a right turn
and I took it about 30 yards after the turn right
so I drove right into a fucking dish right
yeah I know this this almost like what muscle relax that thing because he
I was with Billy one time and he gave me like he told me to take like
two of them whatever he's like here take this I would ride with him back from the
doctor he was going to the doctor and we I said well I'm
hungry bro so we stopped at a taco bell and I guess
this soma's to make you like shake or whatever I got a taco supreme I went
sit down I guess when they kicked in I shook
all the supreme over the head and up my meat left
damn you ever been so
filled up you shook the supreme off a taco bro
I'm like what's wrong why am I shaking like come on they're looking at you it's
time to go I'm like what did you give me
damn dude you leave out of there with you it looks like a dog that just got a
haircut on the table it's just toppings
look at cheese lettuce I got a shell and the meat left
shook my whole supreme off damn boy them so
dude them somas will take your supreme baby
them bitches making fucking lips wet and they'll take your supreme
so then look what happened was bro so we he still said bro you can't stand this
girl up dude you can't be you gotta be a gentleman
bro I'm like staying this girl up I said I can't stand up
he's like fuck it bro I got you dog so we go to we go to this nightclub over
there in fat city right right over there in
metering when you get off the cause way we go over there
dude I'm some shithole dude it was dicey bro
there was a lot of people in there some dude drinking cologne in the corner
dicey it had a boxing ring in the middle of the club like dicey okay
but uh so anyway Billy walks I can't even stand up dude I can't even stand up
it's like weekend at fucking burn his dude he walks me in there
he's like bro nobody'll notice if we play that song electric slide right he
puts that bitch on the jukebox I'm like what the fuck dude
so fast forward anyway he's like dude I'm the girl shows up I can't even see her
that's how fucking high I can't even see her
she ends up being nice she'd give me a ride home across the cause way back to
uh uh Mandeville bro I at some point I was so sick
it's just me and her she's driving my car back I puked all over her
so I get home in the morning
I come out to my car the whole inside is filled with puke except for the space
where she had been sitting driving
and I don't know where she is bro you've never seen her since
I've never seen her since dude but damn Billy always had an adventure man
well she's crazy that's a lot man well look man on behalf of the podcast man
we're gonna send you 500 bucks just to fucking do put a little jingle in the
pocket over there buy some fucking dinner for your boy buy some
Popeyes for your neighbor whatever um and I just want to say man I love you
bro and I love Billy man and and thanks for jumping on a call today with me
yeah all right I love you too well um I still gonna keep in touch with you man
yeah 100% man I'll hitch up this week or something if you need something hit me
up man uh and then whenever I come home do we
got to go catch up we raised some money for Billy I was telling me sold a bunch
of t-shirts we want to put a like a bench at like a dog park or something
all right yeah when you come in town or whatever just um hit me up and I'll call
me and you go take a ride or do whatever you want to do gang bro
all right Chad be good dude we'll hit you with uh we'll hit you guys up on uh
I'll have the producer hit you guys up man and um and we'll talk to you later
on dude thanks again all right thank you all right peace out
man we gotta find some pictures of Billy
that's what we gotta find we gotta find some pictures we're gonna get the dog
bench built we gotta do a little bit of work left
so but right now I'm gonna take it easy man on the way out uh we got a
beautiful song right here and this is uh by Evan Bartels
off of his new album alone some and we'll put the link in there and
man he's played some beautiful hits for us he's playing tonight somewhere I
want to go see it I'm but we're leaving out tomorrow for
Charlotte uh but this song I saw him play it
early he played it for me when I came when I first like I think my first night
that I had spent uh when I was in out here in the central east he played
and I went and saw him and uh man telling everywhere this is false gods
by Evan Bartels you guys be good to yourselves man
and thank you for being a part of my life and uh
be good to yourself you deserve it okay
who's right who's wrong
they can't get enough
I will not bow my head I will not bend my knee
to a false gods rage a fear of tyrant kings
our love because you're human we can all live free
our love because you're human man it's funny and I hate to interrupt you
Evan I mean you think I've talked for an hour and a half you think I would let
you have your moment but I think you just encapsulated
what I was thinking earlier man when it comes to race or color or I mean I
think I'll always probably hate rich people bro to be honest dog
100 bro 200 probably
but yeah I think now the thing that I want to see
in people is to love them I think because they're human bro
let that be the deciding factor let's cruise back in I'm sorry
that wasn't real but you just hit it on the head man that's what you do
if you want to feel something you listen to some Evan Bartels man
and it's the ironic thing is he's also does contracting and construction
but you want to feel him hit him on the head
you want to feel him hit it on the head
the hammer is is his music man game
all of you because you're human
and none of this matters
and it's all an illusion
what does it mean to be human
I will not bow my head I will not bend my knee
to a false god's rage a fear of tyrant king
all of you because you're human and we can only free
all of you because you're human
there is no us but them there is just you and me
we're born we live we die and I have to believe
that we can make it better that we can only free
I believe it matters it matters to me
I will not bow my head I will not bend my knee
to a false god's rage a fear of tyrant kings
I love you because you're human and we can only free
I love you because you're human
we're just human
that is Evan Bartels off his new album
alone some we'll put a link and we'll
support it more moving forward
yeah it's
that's a real place to live man loving
people because they're human man that's
really it feels like a lot of the only
answer I think
I want to thank Sean Dugan our producer I
want to thank Spencer Lietow our editor I
want to thank Colin Reiner our associate
producer Riley Mao couldn't be here
he's probably at some camp for people that
want to jerk off to be honest with you
but we'll see if we can get him back in
soon you guys be good man
gang