This Past Weekend - E386 Sean O'Malley & Tim Welch

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

Sean O'Malley is a mixed martial artist who currently competes in the bantamweight division of the UFC. Tim Welch is a mixed martial artists, trainer, and coach. Find them together on the Timbo Sugar Show. Theo, Sean, and Tim discuss the Oscars slap heard 'round the world, open relationships, Colby/Masvidal beef, and Sean's upcoming fight plans. Find Sean: https://www.instagram.com/sugaseanmma/?hl=en Find Tim: https://www.instagram.com/timwelchmt/?hl=en ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: The Zebra: Go to https://thezebra.com/theo to get your free quote today Keeps: Go to https://keeps.com/theo to get your first month of treatment free BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://BetterHelp.com/THEO Truebill: Start canceling today at https://Truebill.com/THEO Babbel: Save up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/THEO ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Producer: Ari https://www.instagram.com/arimannis/?hl=en Editor: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/?hl=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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um one of them also hosts a podcast with his brother daniel and that's a name of that guy and that show is called the bro mally show you can check out both of these men i'm happy to have them back actually on the podcast for the second time uh it is mr shon oh mally and tim welch i will find a song i will sing it just for me oh my god baby hey man what you hold on to you gotta remember are you jade out huh jade out to you played out you know what i mean y'all were witnesses huh jadabby of the truth i'd say one and only truth but just him i'm more of a christian slash lutheran yeah we went to when i was growing up we went to six baptist i think or seventh baptist we were which one which one was it

i want to say it was seventh baptist because we don't want to disrespect the seventh baptists you know what i mean yeah we were i mean we were at the end of the baptist line we were barely you know you weren't the first baptist yeah i mean they had a sign on them going into the church that said lord wanted oh so it was they were looking looking for him yeah they were were it was a lot of uh a lot of soul searching you're looking healthy really i mean your complexion your build i want to know you what you've been eating um what did i have what you haven't been eaten i had a crab cake yesterday uh what else i don't know really i guess indoor i don't know if endorphins or something i mean how you have that um but we're sitting here we got uh sugar

shan and we got timbo timmy welch um thank you guys for your time today hey man y'all look very you were okay tim kind of you have that look you remind me of like one of the like a hitman or a wrestler like in the 80s or like or like late 80s oh a gay one but never but he would never admit he was gay in fact he's threatened to fight gay like i'll fight gay i'll go 40 rounds with gay yeah see the closet yeah i mean i've been called a fag a handful of times yeah well i mean when my girl met me she thought tim and i were gay yeah the first time so we've been called been there how close have you guys ever been in like a nudist environment where you guys are both nude probably grappling i mean you're both you know i mean in like a sexual is there ever been a sexual environment

where you guys have like we're on double team in the shake or something or just even like with somebody's air coach you know you're coaching your cornering him or vice versa like in a room yeah have you ever cornered during sex is what i'm asking that's a good question yeah nothing yet i think nothing no there's gonna be a time where we're uh elenita that's a baby there's gonna be look at her she has a backpack on look at her yeah i saw her dude are we looking at my girl that's one of many i watched seven minutes of her swim lessons are you kidding me you think i don't know her um you know i think there'll be a time where we're like double team in a check or like we both got a same a different chick and like a hotel or something like there'll be a crazy time

because you know we we party yeah um would y'all think of that oscar's deal man i thought it was like a like tim said it was a nice shot wasn't loaded up it was like you couldn't see it coming it was boom it was direct open hand so he didn't drop him which was you know best case scenario because i don't think you wanted to knock him out right you know what i mean so a good slap i thought it was a good shot do you think rock handled it as well as he could like because rock it's at a certain point it looks like he thinks that it's gonna be he's joking yeah and then i'm sure at a certain point i bet it was very close quarters when the energy probably changed in his mind he's like oh this is not a joke what do i do do you think rock did the best thing that he

could have done oh fuck yeah dude i think so i mean you see him kind of want to get fired up but i think he did it the best because what the fuck is he supposed to do and imagine what would have happened if will smack him and it piled up chris boom just boarded him yeah that would have been bad that's what i'm saying good thing it wasn't it wasn't like a boom that's the same scenario of colby whore hey i was thinking i'm like that was probably best case scenario that that whore had knocked colby out hit his head kill him so you ran into chris at the after party yeah bro so it was pretty wild so spade took me over to the um who actually is from arizona shout out i think he's from scott stale uh so spade invited me to be his his uh guest or whatever we went to the um vanity

fair party and then we went to some other dude a rich guy's house this dude was really really rich like they had a machine in the front you could just get money out of it it was just like it was an ATM okay but you could guess any number and it gave you it was like this dude was real real rich like yeah they had even his dog had like a little wallet on the side damn so this dude was really really rich and we went in and like jennifer laurence is sitting in the back just hanging out outside like just in her pajamas she like lived next door i guess and so she came over because she heard some compulsion or whatever so she's out back just hanging out like there's like pelling out be pelling up the cruise uh like uh you know just fancy people i mean it's like fancy

people you see on the magazine and they're just sitting there you know eating you know they had some raviolis um what else did they have they had a salad that looked it was a little will i thought a little bit of wilted but people were eating it rich people will eat they'll eat kind of more they'll say it's like uh more artistic kind of but anyway so we get to finally see chris rock right and so and i'm with david spade so spade knows him so they're just kind of talking and he was just shocked he was like what the fuck happened he's almost it reminded me of he ever been at a party and somebody gets hit by somebody and then the person that hit him leaves and there was never really like a big fighter maybe there even was a fight but the one dude never had any

idea there was any beef or anything going on and then you start talking to that guy and he's like bro what the fuck happened like what what do you think you know that's kind of what it was he was just like what the fuck so did he not know that she had alopecia or whatever disease that's why she was bald did he not know that i think he had no clue i think he had no clue and who don't have alopecia everybody's going bald yeah well it's i'm not not yet exactly and when you start dude it's gonna look great you go like one of those things that kids used to put on the end of their pencils it's gonna be a while because it was the front or the back oh yeah which what do you want to lose first do you think if you had to lose back i just shaved the back so i was like a good

front profile talking to chicks yeah you got to go at the front yeah then you turn around no i wouldn't turn around it's a salvage yard back there i would did you notice any of those a-listers judging you you know this party there was no uh and i'd never been alive been to some fancy spaces but i'd never been anything like this like apparently this is like the party to end up at would you were you wearing a suit yeah oh good i was wearing a suit and um yeah so we were sitting at space we watched the oscars over there so we're just watching and then that the the slap happens and it went mute on the television everybody's like and we didn't know if it was real and then all these text messages started coming in um and then we ended up we went to the vanity fair and nobody

was really kind of talking about it i think everybody was kind of in shock or contemplating whether it was real or not that's what i was wondering yeah yeah there was a guy there was a guy uh a writer there and i remember him saying i don't think that it was real and i'm like i don't think the acting could be that great yeah um and so yeah then we ended up at the party and then rock was there which i thought was a cool movie he's at the party he's not like ducking anything you know i think he thought it was really weird he didn't look like affected he didn't have like a little cast on his jar or nothing you know um what would you have done if you got smacked like that i don't think you i think your reaction is so fast i think you wouldn't have been able to be hit by that but

what yeah what do you think i think i would have been i think at a i at a certain point as he's approaching i think i would have like squared up yeah i would have at least embraced like taking on the idea that something was gonna happen yeah put a karate hands i would have done something peaceful karate hands even these yeah just just some separation though between yeah like yeah i had done something or at least position myself like it was something was gonna happen if i still might get hit but something you know i'm gonna look like i'm ready to get hit you but rock took it like a like a champ bro i agree he took it like a champ um what rematch would you rather see masvidal vs colby or rock vs smith rock vs smith probably just because i don't know how that plays

out but colby vs core hey i think i mean i think that plays out pretty similar to how it played out the first time yeah i agree well how much bigger is will than chris i think at least 50 pounds i know that how tall is chris you mind checking that out how tall is chris rock 510 wow i wonder if either can scrap will smith is six one and a half did you measure met the Oscars i looked it up oh oh he did and then i got bored of looking it up because i was trying to figure out the weights or whatever and i just went to sleep yeah i did that sometimes but uh yeah so that yeah scrap though but that was it he was chilling like the whole party was crazy it was like who i mean it was just i felt like i was literally wandering through netflix or something

you know lie like a live netflix yeah like through like a movie channel it was like the kardashians showed up at the end yeah dude i've been watching the kardashians from season the first season so 2006 me and danny have been watching it like binge watching it uh-huh and dude it's entertaining it's so much drama and it's so fucking entertaining that i look forward to it every night and i'm so excited there's so many seasons it's crazy to look 2006 and because we know obviously how their lives are playing out right now and it's so fucking wild to watch from back then like kylie and kendall our little girls like 10 11 years old oh it's wild you think a lot of perv dudes go back and watch the old episodes looking at the kids oh just yank yeah really oh

wow interesting it's sad to see yeah yeah did you guys know jada was so into sex um i remember hearing like will didn't please her right i remember hearing that specifically but can you even i mean i think i don't know a lot of black women seem hard to please a and then b i think it's hard to uh as a man after a while you only got so you know what i'm saying you're already will smith what else are you gonna do well you can only do like even if you do with some sex what are you gonna do you know well i think switching it up like because danie and i have been recently um we're hooking up with this chick yeah like two weekends in a row right and do it it makes this is a trampoline chick trampoline chick yes a full moon bird so you yeah and so if you don't know um shawne has been

has an open wife marriage thank you and they uh and you said they've been dating a woman well now i wouldn't call it dating we've been hanging out we hung out with her twice we're just like you know having a good time but uh it makes our sex when we have sex by ourselves better you know like we go hook up with the chick and then the next night we're hooking up with each other talking about that moment or whatever it just just doing shit like that because we've been together seven eight years tim's been with his girlfriend for like 11 years like you gotta do things to keep spicing it up it's a skill it's a relationship relationships are a skill and doing things like that like we went on a date with her we went out to dinner but we ended up getting it to go

because my sexual tension was too high really order dinner i'm like hey let's just get it to go you know what i'm saying yeah anyway but doing shit like that makes our sex even better do you have other people reaching out to you about like how do i get my life to that situation it's because you know there's some dude sitting at a dang Chipotle right now with his lady and be like hey a lot i mean it's so hard because everyone's so insecure like yeah like it's a build up over the years and trust and like the biggest thing for Danny is like making sure i'm not gonna like go and fall in love with this girl and leave her right so it's like there's just a lot of communication it's a lot of years built up and listening to podcasts but the biggest thing is the girls like

mariah danie being open to it and listening to podcasts and listening or reading books and doing their own research and that's huge enough a girl isn't open for that it's gonna be very tough to uh i don't know you live a fake life for the most part yeah have you experienced any three bangers let me think i've been in oh i remember years ago i got in uh there was a lady that looked like there was like this pretty hot chick right in Missouri and then there was her friend i think maybe her cousin or somebody and they said they were cousin but they also could have been lying about being cousins and one of them looked like one of those power lifters from like the uh like 1910s or whatever who would look left like the big thing that it said like 100 pounds on

each side you know this chick was jacked bro and i had to really make it happen fast because i had to be at the airport in like 40 minutes right it's kind of nice and you have to make it happen fast and then you have an excuse to you know what i mean i like that anyway yeah it was gonna happen fast man you know because i'm uh my dick has a short wick you know it has a good it's a good penis but has a short wick bro you know i'm quick to the dynamite yeah and that's fine i've always been that way i say it up front yeah you know i'm saying like hey we're gonna be talking again in about three minutes yeah that's what i say round two will be better yeah round two won't be better dude yeah so anyway uh so the one i started it's always tough because you don't know like

which one to hook up with kind of first the one who you are more attracted to or the other one because you don't want you want to you know it probably has to be an even space in the deal and so i started hooking up with one of them and then the other one got all aggressive and started kind of shaking my shoulders and stuff and like uh grab the back of your neck oh yeah just very like uh aggro and just kind of move just like moving like moving my head right between her tits like that and uh and bro i got so scared bro i was so scared because it was a dark hotel room it was Missouri it was probably a days in you know okay and it was yeah it was real real dicey and so i'm sure i you know eject pretty quick and kind of rolled out yeah but it was a

you know it was quite a time yeah um but so i'm glad to know that you guys right here doing three sums and training in the desert bro um so if you look at that yeah what what was the deal with that uh with that colby masvidal that thing was so wild huh yeah i mean i just imagine doing that hit colcock and someone like just the whole thing like the thing of in your head like okay do you know where the guy is you're gonna roll up there you're gonna put a mask on that's like some thug gangster shit that you know i would i grew up in helen a montana i'm not raised to do that he grew up in the fucking streets doing shit maybe not like that but fighting so that probably seemed normalish to him yeah just how he was raised yeah it just seems so wild like imagine as

you're walking it was i guess it was just him and bob mennery i just listened to uh bob mennery on um raw talk with bradley martin that little dude oh yeah and uh yeah he explained bob explained kind of what happened but yeah i must have just found out the location they were at the obviously posting on their stories and fucking hit him a couple time by bop and dipped damn it's crazy you know after that fight with whore and colby whore he's just fucking fume oh you want to win it's so bad for his team for that fucking city and everything and after you just fucking want to do some well dude colby posted like five days in a row 50 45 50 45 you know i'm like just five days in a row on instagram tagging whore he just talks to talk to talk to shit but i don't know it's

there's a fine line between entertainment and you making it personal and some people are on different lines colby's on the entertainment line the whore he was on the personal line and i think colby wasn't on the personal line too but i don't know it's not a good look for whore people loved it when he did it the leon but boom piece them up right there loved it who leon spanks leon edwards oh leon he had him backstage at the ufc boom boom boom two three piece and a biscuit people fucking loved that maybe whore he thought i'm gonna go do it to colby people love it maybe he didn't that maybe that didn't cross his mind i don't know i'm a fan of both regardless of it yeah it's weird the exit this the i don't know and then what do you face after

that and he just had a big contract it just seems like a lot to kind of risk but yeah he must have been just real real angered up or maybe a little yeah a couple bumps yeah oh dude you even yeah yeah you could get a bump off of anything there i wonder how much it'll cost him a quarter mill maybe yeah who knows lawyer fees fucking paying colby out yeah who knows he said he he hit he pled not guilty right yep so who knows if he was even and then he went on twitter twitter and said you shouldn't talk about my kids the nate ds said you just called you just fucking gave yourself up or turned yourself in or whatever he scuffed up colby's rolex 90 000 yeah yeah but some company will fix that just to say they fixed it you know somebody would help with that

probably well colby's probably gonna get that from or has a you need 50 000 just for the rolex yeah no one's heard of heard from colby yet either it adds oh that's interesting like it's something really happening could have really i mean dude you get hit like that you could be a bad concussion i'm sure his lawyers like don't say shit yeah that could be it too and then not hear from colby's kind of rare too yeah exactly um what ethnicity do you feel like is like the hardest to knock out mexicans really yeah mexicans are dude i'd say mexicans i've sparred with a lot of i mean i've fought and sparred a lot of mexicans mm-hmm some of them just don't go down wow what do you think too dude i'm the same really a hundred percent ephronis cadero is one of the ultimate

fighter beat the fucking tar out of the kid and he just keep walking forward yeah something something in there what is it well like look at nate ds maybe you think it's smaller brains some people like some people specifically i think are so stupid that they can't get knocked out because i think some smart people you know the brain says okay that's enough let's shut off yeah some people are so dumb that might not be like let's keep going yeah the brain well i've heard it be called tardio before tardio yeah the brain's like i'm gonna want to finish a book next week so let's fucking shut it down tonight yeah yeah that's i mean it's sad though i mean sometimes it's it's yeah it's like just just go out like that kid with the green hair that i fought oh yeah he

did an interview like a week later saying yeah 28 days a week he did an interview with a waffle maker a week later i'm sure he said he trained eight days a week did he really i'm like that motherfucker should be champed right now he's training that much that's a lot i tried i um do you think with davidson figure eight figure figure eight oh uh do you think that they they can knock each other out like i was talking to um uh i don't know marino yeah do you think with marino figurado they can knock each other out i mean yeah i think they both have the potential to i think they're both so equally matched that it's hard to set up that perfect shot or you know a lot of knockouts come from someone being so fatigued but they're so evenly matched that it's like one

doesn't really completely fatigued they're both kind of similar skills similar cardio that because they haven't finished each other right i think marino submitted him rear naked choked him and so that's one one one but yeah i mean they're definitely possibility to knock each other out but i don't know if they will because is that what's next is that we're hearing a fourth fight number four yeah i think they're locked up right i think they're locked up for a four yeah but they in fighting you say something can't happen and it fucking happens dude yeah no for sure you know i there's times you know sometimes you sit you'll find yourself you don't know what to do you don't know what's going to make something different you don't know

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italian spanish german baby get out there right now save up to 60 percent on your subscription when you go to babbel.com slash thEO that's babbel.com slash thEO for up to 60 percent off your subscription babble language for life um are you really cornering that yarn fight uh petter petter petter fight yeah um no not really it was funny my buddy schmitty came down he's like hey dude peter said he uh he gets corner can't come so i just messaged peter on instagram never talked to him before other than on twitter and uh sent him a video and he he must he opened it and posted on twitter and you know a lot of people thought i was serious but i wouldn't i mean i wouldn't waste my time going i don't give a fuck if he wins or loses he wants someone in your corner

that you know genuinely wants you to win or is going to like somewhat care like what kind of video you send him like a audit like a video of you cornering i was streaming and i was like yo peter heard you don't need a corner let me know if you uh let me know i'll be there but that fight's gonna be sick i would love you know i want peter to win yeah i want to win you know two more fights yeah knockout peter for for the belt that's that's ideal that's your direction right now yeah but do you think i'm gonna head up here that's fire i feel like i'm not in costume enough no you're good no do you think though that because now you're like i remember asking you whenever you came on on this past weekend the first time i remember asking you and and like and saying dude if you like you just

started maybe like doing some streaming or gaming and stuff and i was like if you started making more money off of that and stuff like with that what's your passion kind of you're like it's just i love to fight fighting's what i like but now that you have like another life you have another revenue stream yeah that's similar probably to your fighting purses i would guess at this point i mean that there's big there's there's good money in this type of thing yeah um do you do you want to kind of like like make it a little bit longer almost i'd be like i'll do a fight a year you know like good question i'll answer it like this i i definitely make more money outside of fighting than i do fighting right now hopefully you know i have two more fights in

my contract fight those out hopefully that's not the case hopefully you know i've been a professional athlete at the highest level being the star that i am i hopefully will be making more money than i am outside of the ufc ideally um with that being said yeah i think eventually i would like to get to a fight where i'm just doing super fights you know living training every day it's fucking hard on the body dude yeah it's like some days you just don't want to fucking train especially going through fight camps last year i did three fight camps about eight weeks out each 8 16 24 weeks out of the year i was in fight camp and uh it was a lot i don't know it's it's hard to say when it depends when you ask me because when i am in fight camp i do enjoy it i learn how to enjoy it by the end of it

though like where tim's at he's tim has a big competition coming up 80cc trials you're just fucking over it dude you just don't want to train anymore it's just like you want to go out there compete and then recently after my fight i like to fucking party dude i go through like eight weeks like straight up two months of wanting to just like every weekend just kind of wear the boys at like let's fucking go because it's in camp so much discipline you're missing out on you feel like you're you're missing out on everything you're just training and recovering training and recovering yeah so after the fights yeah you get a little carried away or at least i do i have been for about two months wanting to just party but if i could if i could you know two fights

a year i'd be happy with two fights a year you know early maybe one early january and march and then this December i like fighting in december for some reason it's just a nice way to end the year um yeah i don't even know the fucking question was yeah i mean the the fucking discipline with the diets dude you just want some sourdough oh some sour pulled sourdough oh dude i remember one time i was on a um what to call when you don't eat nothing and you just like fast think about god yeah fast i was on a fasting bro and uh i could hear somebody fold a piece of bread from like 200 yards away yeah dude if a motherfucker had something stuck in their teeth dude i could smell it bro like i just it was insane how how how many days did you go that was only at probably four or five days

that's i've never done that i don't even can't even think about doing that bro you get so alert man you you're like your stomach itself is like is smelling you know it's crazy just how alert you get um what is it the trials you have coming up what is it tim yeah yeah it's a it's a grappling tournament it's like one of the biggest ones in my bracket alone there's like almost 250 guys so it's gonna be a long it's 80 cc trials so you got to compete you have to win these trials to compete in 80 cc so it's like the olympic trials to get the olympics so we're going to vegas friday he competes saturday could have potentially four or five six matches saturday you win all those then you have to compete against sunday and win those to be able to go to the 80 cc that's a big deal

are you in fighting shape right now for it yeah i'm in good shape i'm in good shape i'm ready to fucking probably the best shape you've been in yeah going through a tournament best skill level built best skill set strongest you've ever been oh you look at you sell doritos do you like in an alley like i feel like right now you look like chester cheetahs fucking hit man thank you thank you i appreciate that um yeah do y'all's division that band and weight division uh that band weight division is fucking fired stacked up i know i like i keep getting asked who i want to fight i really wanted to fight may 7th there's a card here in phoenix i you know i wanted to fight paedram munoz um but apparently he's he's not ready to go till july so there's a big card july

second international fight week i'm hoping praying johova that uh he's ready to go by july 2nd you know do you know that you're is there something kind of brewing you just can't really say it or you still know that's that's as much as i know right now as i'm trying to fight paedra pre preland paedro july 2nd if he's if he's ready to go and if not i would like to know you know paedra let me know if you can't fight so i can you know look for someone else but that's that's the plan i want to go knock out paedro knock out rob font if he beats cheeto wouldn't mind knocking out cheeto again uh and then fight for the title do you think and other things could happen in there too that could shake that whole putting up dude absolutely but do you would cheeto have a new

advantage against you since you guys fought before do you think there's because he would be the first person i guess fight you again that'd be a first rematch so would there be is there an advantage that he could have even from a coaching standpoint would both what do both of you guys think if you go back and watch that fight i'm not being biased towards myself if you go back and watch that fight he landed one kick with his big toe on my nerve which shut off my foot shut off my whole leg i couldn't walk oh yeah but before that before that uh before that i was i did i was piecing him up even when he kicked my leg i was still stumbling around piecing him up i blitzed in through a combo pieced him up he turtled up and i went back to step step back in my foot just

there was nothing there just laid on my back and he landed an elbow at that point you know i was a minute and a half in my leg was completely numb and and i fall on my back he gets on top lands a little elbow ref stops it um you know in his mind depending on how his mind works i would assume he's gotta know that wasn't like a that wasn't a win that wasn't me going out there knocking out holly on pipe that's a win right me knocking out eddie wineland that's a win yeah and he lost that one yeah you sleep like him last night yeah yeah i think you know in his mind he's gotta know he's gotta know that wasn't it's not a win he wouldn't be so insecure about it i mean he wouldn't get so fucking fired up if he knew it wasn't going to be like what i

fucking knocked you out you but he gets fired up but i think mentally he's a super strong kid but i think his coaches saw the speed that you have and saw like fuck we got out of their best case scenario so that's a big fight he's gotta say he's gotta say yeah i want to get i'll do it again he can't say anything else but it's gonna happen again well i think there's something to and do you think that cheeto would have an advantage to haven't been in there with them before been in there with sean before it wasn't it wasn't it the fight was so quick right if anything it's worse for him that he knows how much faster i am than him he's got to have felt that yeah um well what about this hi i'm just a big fan of hers um what about uh oh fuck there was someone's gonna

ask you dog about that yeah i mean it i don't know it was it was yeah i mean look it's oh here's one of the reasons i think probably people would get upset is because since you have more of a name also outside of the sport or congruent with the sport right you have like a an energy of vibe right you're also a commodity outside of it that if they win or lose kind of you're still you had kind of have this other bravado that goes on so i could understand probably that even if somebody beat you and but people are still talking about you or you still have your show going you still have a way to like be kind of winning each week in your own like world and stuff that people would be like oh that that would rub people a little bit just because i think by nature we all get

jealous you know or and i'm not saying he's jealous but i think we all get you know i i think that would just be normal i got a lot of hate for the undefeated like even from other professional fighters i mean is it you hear colby company was just on the full sample he's like i feel like he said he feels like he's undefeated he feels like those fights against tomorrow he didn't lose he thought he won in his mind and it's to up to random to other people normal people sound stupid i get it dude i don't feel like i lost that fight i did not feel like my skill set lost to his skills yeah i feel like it's a completely freak accident why hasn't happened again why hasn't he's fought like three or four times why hasn't he kicked that nerve again right and something that fires me up

i love joe rogan but god damn it he oh i love to just watch that fight back with him and he's like oh he kicked though she kicked his legs right off from under him saying he really didn't do he landed one kick on my nerve with his toe and they obviously you see me get fired up about it i'm i'm gonna get that rematch back and it's gonna be a big fight um so i mean so along the way that'd be a fight you'd like to have probably it's gonna happen yeah it just needs to make sense it needs to make sense my whole career's made sense it just that fight will happen when it makes sense yeah i don't rob font who do you think wins that it's a very interesting matchup rob font cheeto five rounds in the smaller cage well i think after that kind of thing you'll start to get a better idea

you know that's it that's the neatest thing about y'all sport is like while you're waiting for your fighter you know other there's other little pieces that are shifting and so you're like oh the whole the landscape could look totally different you know and what about the do jolly's uh more uh it's hard to read a lot of the right it's just hard to get through it um is vashvili you know oh rob yeah yeah people forget about him just because his names you are to pronounce yeah people literally forget about him i don't think they forget about him because his name is hard to pronounce i think they forget about him because he's he's a typical like kind of wrestler yeah when he fights it's time to go get a snack or it's not like entertaining there's no vat like there's nothing right no plus

like side to that those fights right right tough motherfucker good motherfucker there's just no like if that fights like if i'm champ and he's next that fight happens you know what i mean um yeah it's exciting dude that division's on fire right now you gotta hold it all though tj dillishaw quarry sanate and peter algebra like the fucking division's on fire kody's coming back up i think kody's going back up to vantom weight or bellator one of the two will you even forget about dillishaw that he just came back i mean he had the one fight against sanate that's it right that fight was so impressive coming off the epo everyone knew everyone was questioning him for him to go out there lose the first couple rounds to quarry get his acl or whatever torn off in the first round for him

to adjust and adapt to be able to pull off the victory but that's also a close fight like quarry says he thinks he won that fight yeah you know i i think a lot of people thought he won that fight close fight but for tj to actually get that victory that was fucking huge yeah yeah that's sick man that whole division did you uh rewatch peter vs algeo yeah i rewatched some of the fights they post on youtube and they just recently posted that uh no i haven't rewatched it i remember watching it live and i remember thinking that peter was going to win but then surprised that algeo kind of kept it going so i yeah i don't know it was slowly getting bad for algeo towards the end there like there were still like ten nine eight minutes left or whatever to fight and peter would didn't

look like he was slowing down well peter would like kind of go down and he every time he was moving he was throwing throwing just uh punches every time he was moving everything he it was like it's like he couldn't even not throw a punch it's like you could shake his hand and he would also punch you you know it's like he couldn't help it like he's rushing yeah oh dude russian that's why i think russian might be the hardest to knock i think russian seems i mean you guys would know a lot better but russian seems like the hardest snow brothers a lot of people call snow brothers uh they seem like the hardest to knock out dude we'll see him i'm excited to fight peter someday he's a little fuckers tough dude he's sick to watch terminator dude yeah he's

not like a he i think he is capable of grappling and kind of being like a hardcore grappler like he's capable of it a skill set but the dude likes to box likes to fucking fight like actually fight and entertain which is i think what i respect so much about him yeah that he has the skill set to be boring like murad or someone like that but he chooses to be a fucking gangster sick to watch see colby was really pushing for the israeli adesanya fight oh he was yeah him against israel i'll say this about colby man he does a great job of kind of position you don't realize it but he positions himself into these great fights yeah well yeah he doesn't get finished like the fights are close enough to where it's like okay that you know because

he didn't get finished by tomorrow if he got finished it's like uh they put you in a different situation a different position to be able to he can't call out is he yeah now it's like he's coming off a loss but the people are still like oh yeah that would be interesting and israel is kind of the defender of the free world in a weird way so i could see him taking that just to go in like one i'm gonna shut this guy up or something kind of i don't think ufc makes that coming off a loss never been ufc welterweight champ like i mean after jared kenanier they might yeah i mean because what's next what would be next for is he he's fucking ran through everyone's division so he's gonna fight jared kenanier and then after that maybe colby would

happen unless jared clocks is he yeah you know you never know fighting fucking crazy yeah it's fucking wild it's a wild yeah and it's just gotten wilder i mean during the pandemic because i you got i saw you guys before the pandemic i saw y'all at the fights at the um what was the last one i don't remember but i remember always watching my fight back i don't know it was the green haired fight when i fought him uh at the end of the fight it's panning through the through the uh audience and they're boom they're still you're like yeah sick part yeah that was cool man the last one was great too man the one where you fought uh per part howley and paiva yeah yeah that was a sick fight that was a sick fight dude that was a that was just a great

fight to be at too um so you guys have had a kind of a lot of downtime right dude after my fight i think there was about two months where it's like you know they're every not every weekend but a lot of the weekends we were in la yeah we didn't go to miami we are i think might have went to la a couple times partied here a couple times which is rare we don't usually party here but i actually oh i'd flown out a bunch of my twitch subscribers from they all lived at home with their parents took them to the club bought a limo old school 1999 link and limo flew him out never been to a party or never been to the club a couple of more virgins oh took him to the club popped a little uh little uh right had him fucking just dance had the time of their fucking lives dude it was

legendary and uh yeah so we went out out in phoenix which is rare we don't usually go out here who would i mean oh i met some girl i was in new york and she's like oh sugar she's like sugar shawnt said we should bang because we both have the same birthday i'm like her you and her no she said that she said that i was like that's such a great pickup line oh we have the same birthday we should fuck it makes sense i mean if we're born on the same day might as well fuck yeah obviously the astrologist want it um that's true is there any like um i was trying to think of some good products for different like like different fighters that would be good you know for podcasts is no for uh supplements i'm kind of changing the subject i guess yeah i was just thinking of like

different um like like what if her dean made like alarm clocks you know or like i'm just trying to think what would be neat because a lot of guys could have a cool product i think they don't kind of have one you know i'm just trying to think of what something like that would be you know yeah something yeah it takes yeah marketing or whole products and shit is a whole other fucking skill outside of fighting that some people have some people don't you uh had brice brice mitchell on a couple times he seemed like a fucking character oh yeah love his lifestyle he's fucking like just him well one thing i noticed about brice especially remember when he gave him when he spoke after that win which it was interesting at the beginning of that fight you

kind of saw like okay here's brice mitchell he's like more you know he that's a big step up in class just in in the hypothetical class of of these you know the history of these men so you're like this is going to be interesting you felt it when the cage closed you're like this is like kind of like a boy goes up the mountain kind of vibe and and then he just i mean he just controlled the whole thing and then afterwards he was like i'll i'll defend my land like i'm not supporting this war but i'll defend my homeland my arkansas and that shit was interesting to me because i'm like that's kind of where people are getting i think a little bit people are like i'm not buying into some of this americ like this bullshit fighting somebody else's war type of shit but i'll defend

my yard you know like i'll defend my my home territory i just felt like you can kind of start to feel that in the world a little bit you know like people are like there's so much dark arts kind of going on out there about um like what the government's really doing with you know using like troops and all this and what their real intentions are well it's crazy russia like they don't have internet they don't have their russian state news so whatever they put out is the only news the russians can see so they don't really know that they're invading ukraine or whatever they think they're they're fighting ukraine for a different reason what so russia has no wi-fi i don't think they do right now right can you look that up but then how do those women send all those

pictures to us then how's peter tweet peter's not living russia he was in like um uh tylin shit can you look that up jam but their only source of news is like russian news well dude i remember when i went to i went to cuba one time right when i was in college and we uh the library there started with when fidel and uh che groveras were in they started power so the the history of cuba started then like in their library so you couldn't learn yeah anything else you wanted to find you had to like get your grandmother to tell you or them to sneak you a book like if you went to the library that was what it was you know yeah yeah history dude it's weird because growing up i'm like why the fuck would i i mean it's why would i i don't care what happened before i'm just

living in the future baby yeah and uh now i mean it's kind of interesting i don't really go about it and look for it but it's more interesting now growing up i was like i don't give a fuck what happened well the only thing you have grown up is the few like at a certain point your life starts to get more past in it so you start to think i think about the history more yeah because your own life is like oh now i got 26 year i got 27 years you know my life i have a little more history let me maybe contemplate it but when all you have is the future like you're like fuck that shit well my seventh grade get a boner fucking when someone says anything like whoa they're trying to teach me about fucking sakatui and then i'm gonna listen in i'm like what yeah yeah but yeah you're

like fuck the mayflower the fact that they're even teaching kids history is insane yeah when a kid all they care about is the future you know some dude i'm a rabbit one buddy who was just obsessed like like that dude should be learning about it and then progressively learning more and more but for someone like me it's like don't waste your time i know don't teach me anything could you have been a pilgrim or something you think be honest with me dude i'm a pussy i can't do i can't make a fire i can't you'd rather helpless i'm pretty helpless really let's do it yeah and the more money i make the worse i get like no i guess i've been better i've been getting ripped and doing laundry and dishes like recently a couple times because for the most part it's like i don't do

you got to do dishes fast to get ripped doing it i feel like i get high throwing my air pods throwing a podcast and like i can find enjoyment i send tim a video like dude i'm doing the dishes doing the dishes how often do you guys see each other uh five times a week oh yeah all the time mostly at training though yeah monday we train together tuesday we train together we went there i don't know yeah randomly we do the pod sundays the more popular that you guys get in the more that your life kind of gets bigger with fighting do you have to be careful who you spar with this stuff do you get a lot more selective with that or what does that kind of look like yeah i mean as far as actual sparring leading up for a fight like sparring head your mouth guard

shin pads all that shit i don't spar outside of camp i haven't for years i spar once i get a fight booked i'll start sparring sparring grappling wise i mean you don't if there's a new kid and he just looks like a complete fucking spaz or a huge guy i'll avoid him but usually we pick the rounds for him when we're going in training camp and it's eight weeks out try to figure out who's the best then we pick the right kids guy because we i mean it's so hard to say you got a i feel like you have to spar leading up to a fight you got to get the timing down you got to get that that same energy that same fucking feeling as a fight but you also don't want to go in there and have a fight of the night fifty thousand dollar fight of the night or a fight of the night round or a

fucking crazy round like you don't want to get hurt sparring that's where nine like so many people get hurt sparring yeah and it's just where i'd rather go into a fight healthy with less like less intense intensity sparring than be like damn i sparked so fucking hard for this camp but my hand can't make a fist yeah my head kind of hurts going into this fight i'd rather feel healthy going into a fight yeah you try to get how many practices are you trying to get a month um that's a good question man i would say eight to ten wow it's good if i can it's been hard just kind of with moving around and stuff like that and then sometimes it's like i gotta do i gotta make sure i'm yoga up enough to get in there too just i just want to be prepared yeah a good warm-up is so

fucking important dude and i kept getting damaged up like big dudes would come in at you know like big bear or whatever you know this guy and the guy always has a name yeah this dude name yeah everybody you know bear or fridgy or whatever you know something i'm like i don't want to be around this guy you know yeah and the guy's so warm you're like trying to fight him and he's just so big all you can tell us is that he's warm and uh so there's been i've taken some damage a couple times right to sit out for three weeks you know that's part of it the worst part yeah it's inevitable it's gonna happen it sucks have y'all been approached by some of them stem cell joints y'all thought about getting stemmed up i mean i would um i haven't though yeah not really never

i don't even know if i don't even think you're allowed to in the uc i don't know what the stem cell laws are rules are any of that shit so i don't know people do them yeah yeah i think poor ya got some in his hip you know or something oh because he had a torn labrum i'm pretty sure right labrum i think is i've had i've had labrum surgery hip surgery labrum your labrum yeah you got him in your shoulders too wow yeah some people do you probably don't yeah i might not have them i um what's that for poor ya it's speaking of you know what i mean he wanted to fight Nate Nate doesn't really seem to like that's gonna happen colby and dustin would be such a sick fucking fight dude i think dustin knows that colby is a motherfucker to fight dude he is his car he's

not gonna get tired he's he's wrestling's elite his striking it's weird because striking is kind of sloppy but it's very effective and mma especially with this threat the takedown i bet dustin looks at that fight like god damn it dude i do not want to lose to that motherfucker i don't even know if it's worth fighting him right maybe when you weigh out nate and colby come on so yeah you want that nate fight yeah you want the nate fight and also it's like you know the nate fight is probably gonna go the distance it's just gonna be a just people hitting each other yeah it's gonna be a real dog fight but dustin versus colby is very interesting because dustin's a motherfucker dude throws bombs also has good pace yeah i don't think he it doesn't seem like he want he doesn't want

to give colby that like you deserve to fight you know i could see that for sure it's a big fight you know yeah dustin has you know i feel like that in certain ways like i don't want to give people big fights i just don't yeah they don't deserve it is there a guy out there that's even a friend in front of you that you feel like this is i wouldn't do it i don't know just give them the opportunity yeah well that's kind of i feel with the cheeto rematch i don't really you earn it what like that's what i'm saying it'll happen when it happens like build yourself up make your the name i made a name for cheeto he's got a name because of me build yourself up but you know let's build the big a big fight we'll say you say uh yon wins right okay then what then who's

because sandhagan and yon fought yeah tj's probably next oh i'd say or tj verse although our tj verse dominant cruise is super interesting um you know i don't think rob cheeto i don't think the winner that gets it gets title fight yeah i'd say tj's probably next i would i would guess when you um yeah and who's who does sandhagan fight winner of rob cheeto and then for that would be a title eliminator maybe that's i mean there's there's the whole division there's just so many fucking like and you have to like look at it's gonna take a year you know every time it's like this is a year and a half later is that person still gonna be in and what's gonna be going on yeah it's pretty captivating you know it's super it's super it's crazy to think about like the mlb enough nfl mba

like it's like they just play every weekend it's a multiple times a week sometimes fighting it's like if you get three fights in a year it's like a lot it's a good amount oh yeah and also it's hard to eat like ufc became my favorite sport like mma became my favorite sport it's interesting like probably over the pandemic because it was available and um yeah and it was just i don't know it was they yeah it was just there first of all and it didn't seem like a bitch like everything else seemed to like turn into such a pussy fat it was just like mba is weird because it's like sometimes like when the beginning of the game doesn't really seem like it's more like i'd watch the fourth quarter right what was your favorite before fighting i think it was nfl was it but now you start to

know the player it doesn't seem like there's any beef between the teams that much anymore like i think that's one thing that ufc still has you know it's the president right all day in a white you know that they still have these guys there's still beef between them the money isn't so much that that one of them is gonna say oh let's just have a good time out here like the mba players they're all friends now there's just not as much competition like yeah see like i have to win this yeah i guess there's probably like like tom brady that seems like that like there's there's just competitors lebron james like right yeah and fighting it's fucking life or death really like you could die in there i guess football's similar but but everybody says so controlled in what they

say in those places like they all have publicists that may so nobody's like hey fuck the dolphins yeah i'm gonna be i hope we beat the fuck out of the dolphins like if one player said that they would be the favorite player in a week they can't say that they're legally not allowed to i don't think in their contracts to be able like other twitter has to be certain like like look at ab now adrian brown look at him going crazy now he's not in the nfl he can say whatever he wants and he's being himself and he's a whole different character now do you think he got paid when it for full send pockets you think you got paid that next day i'm sure they cut him some i think for certain guests like that like i think full send paid kodak black i think they

paid certain guys that are that level to get on there yeah so yeah they probably cut him a little gizak like what 50 stacks i don't know i couldn't even guess i would bet it would be around there maybe at least 30 i would bet 30 to cruise in yeah and if you just lost your job i think you're like all right i'll take it well he was i'm ab was fucking he went on the pulse of podcast after that we just spit no sponsors i'll tell you something that gets under my gizzard bro and i'll tell you this that sometimes you get subscriptions and they redo without you doing it they re up they get you they re up you order that you know whatever it is up diet pepsi subscription and they keep sending it to you but you just wanted one box of it well thankfully uh that's changing

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women there friendly people country music you kind of get in with a different group uh kid rock lives there so you get to like hang out with some real fucking you know hill animals you know million masses yeah yeah so you what's what's your uh you've been talking to many ladies or what how do you go about that yeah i've been doing some dating dude um what's going on yeah i've been doing some dating i'm not sure sometimes i feel like i want to have more of like a real spouse you know so i'm even thinking more like wife hunt a little 2020 you know i got it's hard though because you meet a girl one time she's on her best behavior she's not on her period she's not hungry like she's dressed up especially when you're already popular that's like i'm so thankful i met dany

before i had money before anything before i was anyone like i met dany she liked me you know for who i was and that was nice i bet it's hard dating trying to find an actual partner now that you're you know you're a celebrity if i bet it's trickier yeah i think i've always had a pretty good feel for like real thotty type of chicks or some chick that's just after you know like i think and i want more like i'm like i'm thinking like a mother to a child you know what i'm saying i start thinking about that kind of stuff like mexicans are they're good oh dude i i've already every time i see a mexican i'm like i want to be mexican you know yeah oh every time i tell them straight up dude and they and i technically am mexican though really yeah because like dany's mexican i'm white we had

a baby yeah alana's half mexican we have the same dna therefore i'm half mexican this sounds like sweet ufc math dude um i will say this though dude what if you started fucking looking mexican dog i'm trying crazy bro you gotta know i think you gotta do the um mexican colors in the hair yeah i think we could we could do something and you gotta get like a prison thing god i should have kept my fucking tat i had a tat right here that said something brown pride carnal or something that was one like uh carnal or what's the one they always put or something familiar yeah yeah it's a bit hard bro familiar and you need like just two mexican kids like walking behind you at all times i mean we might have another one someday yeah you never know do you guys think about it

honestly after watching the Kardashians makes me want to have like just seeing the sister's relationship it's funny because they're always fucking arguing fighting but it just makes you want like super cool like me and my brother and sister like we have our own our relationships it's makes you fucking kind of want to have a little tribe yeah but i also want to just get like a black girl pregnant asian girl i want to have like a bunch of different dany doesn't really like that but accident happened you know what i mean do you like kim Kardashian's butt what do you mean when i sit on it no do you like it would you would you be like yeah i want i want that but oh i'd be on that thing would you i'd be on it like that dude that puts out the like the orange

land equipment and he's like lining up things and stuff like that like when they're building the sidewalk yeah i would be like and he leaves something overnight for somebody like what the fuck i heard kim and p might not be doing too good is that true dude she rolled up to the party sands p you know and she looked like exactly like you thought like this this uh there's a queen because the party you got there and then you had to go up she was there she was there she rolled in with like bat girl talked to her bat girl hidey clume her and somebody else there was just so much like finest i couldn't even see after the third person like it was literally talk to her hey hi no i don't know if she saw me it was really really fast i met her before years ago but i

don't know if she would remember damn kim we're trying to catch her attention at all at the party trying to do a little something no because we were leaving when they was coming in i would have fell in front of her or something oh dude they had i mean they just had so many like um i mean just kevin bake i mean just so many the the whole party was absolutely just it was a it was like i don't even know any of those people you named yeah but leonardo de caprio i've heard of him uh why you say that like you want to fuck him but i think also you see that day like leonardo de caprio it's fine could you if you had to go for a big dog like that who would you go for because i feel like if you showed up in the afternoon one of them would fuck you yeah leo not at night though at

night there's a level of diciness that comes with this yeah but you show up afternoon time with a tennis thing on oh and your gold chain i mean that's a different world after is it those kind of really parties just like oh it was you could tell that they could just i've never moved they could afford anything they could cure aids if they wanted to you could just smell it in the air like they even had like little hors d'oeuvres like oh these cure aids if you want one like damn it's like why shouldn't should we tell people about that i don't know no it's just for us just for us they had all of it bro they had stem cells they were running around the whole place was just the ivy station oh it was magical it was magical and there was a couple somebody

had led in a couple straight busters bro just some fucking real animal dudes bro just regular guys like him and i and this yeah oh just regular like as if it's and the funniest thing is the dudes knew me of me right so i was like oh that's my crowd baby and this dude's just over there i think he's from ireland or something he was just doing rails off this table by himself and then like that's obvious like 20 20 minutes later he was just looking just like this and he was holding his girl's hand but like with the straightest on river like he was so geek like you might have a little fentanyl in there oh yeah bro like he was early to that fentanyl do y'all run a fentanyl test or have jx or somebody do a little bump first or how do you guys run it yeah tim usually takes care

of that yeah no no we're fucking drug-free have you had a night where you're like that was too much like we did we did you go to the er ever no yeah do you think about it i've thought about it no the er i mean i i'd always know i'm gonna come around give me a couple days i'm gonna fucking be all right yeah yeah you do ivy's much well you don't really fucking do do much you don't do adderalls you don't do scotch-free of the drugs besides caffeine uh oh i did ayahuasca so i went and did ayahuasca ceremony so that's a drug improve uh i did that shit right off the 101 in l.a dude i'm like a joke dude i was 180 feet from like a um pa pa's actually you could smell the like in the afternoon like i guess three times a day they do biscuits over there when they do

like the bakes and um you could smell them at each time and it would definitely liven up the freaking ayahuasca vibe you'd be sitting there just balling crying and suddenly it's just like has this whole biscuity vibe yeah that's funny um that was pretty next level i'm sure there's a lot of it out here in the desert because a lot of there's a lot of like bootleg indians out here yeah let's see ayahuasca kind of kind of scares me i would i think i'm gonna you know i'll do it eventually i'd like to go and do it like peru go into the jungle and fucking do it for maybe wait till after fighting yeah well tucson they got a lot of peyote down there man yeah tuchon yeah i used to live down there we don't really be down there too much what is it two hours from us j tucson

yeah we don't really go down there too much it's a lot of like i remember it was a lot of like men with dream catchers which was an interesting vibe you know you don't see that with men and what else dude a lot of people uh a lot of people like making rock shapes in their yard hard kind of like rock stacking yeah like yeah different like little baby uh like that's their landscape it's just like some rock stack yeah like baby what are those things called baby altars or like little altars and stuff kind of some jesus shit not quiet more like moon wolf shit okay a lot of moon wolf junkies down there a lot of feather you know feather bitches like that uh feather bitches yeah like i like all sorts of i'm not really picky what about you about what

women oh you want to talk about women then i see you motherfuckers want to talk about some puss huh well it's just not my mind 24 seven really my testosterone level i feel like it's pretty high i think i'm constantly you know if i can bust if we could if i can bust a good solid twice in a day and then the next day i feel like i'll be like kind of normal and then like it'll my testosterone or my chi will start building up again but it's on my mind a lot like just smashing biscuits do you will you refuse to uh touch yourself with your own hand i'd i'd have it in a long not yet i haven't a while been been using dany have you done the oculus porn i've done the oculus porn one time but it wasn't like it was just it was basically just watching

so far like the porn hub on the oculus so it wasn't like you were walking around the room the oculus porn i did that once it was really cool is it scary no no i wasn't scared it pops up depends what pops up is it like almost too real that you're like oh man i don't know if this would be uh if i keep coming back this it could get addictive does it make you not want to interact with the oculus porn yeah well it's the way the i don't know if there's like different oculus porn where you can actually like feel like you're actually there so i was just basically the one i watched was like watching porn like this so you do feel kind of like you're in the room but it's not as if you are right like i think you could there's

probably different oculus porn to where it's like whoa i just fucked her right like maybe you put on a full body suit and certain interactions happen see that would be drain that would be dangerous because then i'd be smacked like kim or whatever yeah or i mean that's gonna happen soon certain holes around the house that that oculus leads you to oh well that and then that's gonna be like you'll pay a certain amount and you'll be able to have sex with this person or damn you'll get this will happen you know or something like a certain pay pay a certain amount to some girls only fans and you can oculus fucker yeah yeah i'd do that or then also subscribe to any chicks ocula uh only fans i've gotten on there two times and then deleted it immediately after i found out my body

yeah dear lord jeez please forgive my friend deal for this incident yeah dude that shit makes you feel dark when you're out there just because once you shut your phone down and stuff you just feel it feels like a defeat it's different than having sex yeah jay and off it's different sometimes though like honestly i just need to to be able to carry on throughout the day i just really get it out the way hit up a little with my back sore i need a massage i'll go there just to and like i'll leave and i'll be like oh i can focus i can go stream i can go play i can go play video games with the boys i can work on my merch i can make shoot a blog but i just gotta get that out the way sometimes and that could be also one of the things what makes you like a fighter like do you just

have that uh that's that other level of because if you gotta ejaculate ejaculate two times in a day that seems like i don't have to what i mean right but it helps you i could right yeah it helps me feeling just like normal i think you know timis deals with it similar to i think it might be being an alpha just a fucking hardcore training like and we eat good we sleep good like our bodies running how it should right well maybe it's not that too because you do it do you have an issue with beating off i don't like beating off that much i would rather keep my keep my chi yeah because i just feel like it's like it feels like a a way like not a waste but it feels like i feel like a waste a good word for a waste of that energy i do like jacking off is that in our minds

from previous condition conditioned conditioned because do animals jack off whoa whoa my i mean my dogs hump it all the time he was fucking the yoga ball was it yeah two nights ago oh yeah well even your girl dogs just rubbing her little pussy on everything so animals just so animals if animals could jack off they wouldn't and i think they would a lot monkeys yeah oh especially a sloth once you got that freaking finally got that cock in his hand dude i bet monkeys probably put fingers in their butts and jay off oh probably uh huh they're cats dog squirrels dude we're just animals just smarter slash dumber animals yeah with more capability of getting off what do you think would be the toughest animal to fight like in an actual sanctioned bout

like a like similar sized animal probably dude monkeys monkeys are they're so athletic they do so much shit they're so strong well let's go non primate then because a monkey is just like a human like outside of that what would be the toughest animal to really go google fuck with a elk i'd fucking elk up buffalo but elk have them horns so you'd be able to manage their head and their you know you'll be able to have to connect that control fucking stomach yeah yeah elk would be tough turtle would be tough too because they can just you wouldn't be able to get like a good shot off well you wouldn't be able to get um take their back yeah yeah porcupine yeah keep putting their head in porcupine would be hard to take their back oh you know what i mean you imagine you

fuck up and take a porcupine's back i mean you it wouldn't be able to get you off yeah or you wouldn't be able to get off i guess yeah i don't know dude you want kids i guess you gotta find that right boot thing right yeah i think so man i think it's sometimes this looks like i think i put more like pressure into it than it is you know right because like you just had were you expecting to have a child no accident yeah and it seems like it's been a real blessing it was probably the biggest blessing in my life because i got a lot of money a lot of fame shortly after that to where i don't know if i would have been able to really stay home stay grounded excited humble you know what i mean it's better more grounded yeah just because you meet guys like

steve and fucking kyle and six nine and fucking bradley and fucking logan and jake and like you have all these opportunities like yo come to portuguese yo come to miami yo come hang out with 42 dug like steve text me he's like you'll get on a plane come hang out with lil baby and 42 dug i'm like yeah i could yeah could be there in six hours but you know having alaina and danie fucking keeps me just like it really what it is after my fights i deal with way more anxiety i deal with anxiety because i sleep schedule is not as good i'm fucking partying i'm drinking i'm doing alcohol and i deal with anxiety but when i'm in this phase where i'm at right now training consistently like my body's healthy i can train i don't really have that anxiety i'm comfortable

with everything with my life so but i'm still going like after my next fight i'm still gonna go party and no i'm gonna have that anxiety i'm gonna have to deal with that fucking everything that comes with that life but i always know like i can always it takes me about two weeks kind of if i just do the same routine that i know i can be content with with life so yeah having alaina saved my fucking life and i i truly believe that because i'm a crazy motherfucker dude i'm scared of sugar sometimes like i don't want to let sugar out really i get nervous when i think about like after my fights i'm like okay sometimes i'm like dude i don't want to party don't make don't make me do this and i really i want to but i'm also like i i don't want to because that leads to right you

don't know how hard how far you how far you'll go yeah each time it goes a little bit further too well this time was a little bit less pride than last fight right which not by lot but it was a little bit less so maybe i'm managing it a little bit better but i also never partied in high school never partied in college so these are kind of like my college partying days yeah yeah so that's a lot of pressure because then you get it now at a point when you can have access to everything oh it's it's scary it's us it's dangerous yeah and yeah without if alaina wasn't in the picture could be a lot worse going back to you having kids you should just find the hottest chick knock her up you know what i mean but the hottest chick is that necessarily because your wife you get a

fucker every time you have to what oh you get it like but what if she's a shit mom though no that's important you're right i don't want something i don't want to be driving around and i got two baby seats and my wife's in fucking one of them yeah no that's true you make it make sure she's mexican dude yeah i'm and how easy is it to meet a mexican woman what do you meet them well i mean i like la's probably got a lot i mean arizona's got a fuck ton yeah already go you go down to mexico i bet there's a couple down there you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i would i would like to go back to i've never been to mexico because the way dandy's like a green card is or whatever it's like she can't she can't really leave the country right now she can but getting

back questionable it's like that sounds dice yeah so it's like we're not we don't really risk leaving anywhere but i'd love to go to mexico dude i love mexican women are you a bone are you uh contractually like a mexican like can you get him do you have a mexican um passport uh i don't i don't know is there specific passports i don't know but dandy said a lady's gonna be dual citizens oh really yeah do mexican do they even have a passport i don't know mexicans just go wherever they want kind of i don't know i don't know dude home depot it's just like wherever um that's what i was thinking for the gym because we got to move all those math here we should make a sick vlog dude pull up in the limo pick up like seven eight mexicans from home depot just like and pay them good

and train them if you did a short training session with them damn put them all in like cool shorts and stuff that will be some sugar gear get them gassed up bro and then if i can put them on the mat one guy's just like out though see i got like youtube and vlogs and shit i could i would love to do that full time really it would be so fun for me and i feel like it would be so much less like pain because training fucking dude i'm sore every day like every day you deal with little injuries you fucking sorry dude i'll be a full time youtuber i don't think i would be it wouldn't be as fulfilling because i believe my destiny is to be the u of c champ i have to do that i can't fucking do anything else i have to do that but i make vlogs little vlogs here on the side and

shit but being a full-time youtuber doing shit like that being creative coming up with those ideas like would be fucking fun and seeing steve and all those guys just constantly making banger youtube videos like i get fomo for sure yeah fomo and we're like god that we sick could be there i could be making my own shit well now you kind of have the boat but you have you have the best of both worlds right now you know you got both options so that's really nice hundred and the one will always be there late i mean you can always make you vlogs yeah absolutely that's the thing i remind myself a lot might do i'm 27 right now i'm in my prime tome 34 35 whatever i have to become champ in these years yeah i don't i can't do it when i'm 40 i got it right now i gotta fucking do what i

gotta do and i have to remind myself that a lot sometimes get carried away be like i could just go and do it something else it's weird like once you make money you lose a little bit of that hunger and you have to find different ways to motivate you like the obvious that money's not the money i have right now is not gonna last forever and it's gonna run out but when you have don't have money it's like that you're fucking hung you're motivated you want to make money yeah then you make the money you make the fame whatever and then it's like damn that's you run out of a little motivation you have to find it other places dude that's why it's so impressive with those champions i've defended their health so many times yeah yeah it really is canelo or even a fighter that's been

in it for 10 15 years having to find that motivation for a fight camp for that many fucking years to over yeah wow i wonder is that unbelievable really you know when he's seen your citizen started mma that week after he won you know i'm saying oh shit yeah or you know many people were like fuck their wife because they felt re-empower you know many people like how many like i mean he's 51 i think or no glover any 45 41 41 42 there's not a huge difference yeah exactly exactly wow but yeah that's i mean that's to become a world champion that is older like i plan on being done fighting before then he just won the bell it's fucking insane yeah and can he keep i mean yeah it's like and he seemed like he can keep it because it's like because he had that fight against

lionheart that was a great fight you know he had a couple uh he just beat yonble hobbit right yeah yeah who does it yeah that was crazy he's got that is that heavyweight yuri guy next light heavy oh yeah light heavy oh yuri that motherfucker's like three and only us here something yeah i know he's a that's like young versus old how old is he actually i don't even know i think he might be 30 something do you think at a certain point if there's a 21 year old dude going out there fighting a 42 year old that it's like almost feels like this feels wrong beating up a daddy yeah unless that daddy whoops the sun yeah you know what i mean yeah i think if he's champ and there's a 21 year old it's like all right that's just i mean that's what it is you're the champ yeah i mean who do you

see yourself having to beat for the bell like who do you see that match say you i see i close my eyes i see me vs peter for the ufc bell i i see that i've seen that for a while i did that's just what i think happens do you think you have any more insight because y'all live in like a desert area like because desert creates a lot of space in the brain and it's not the same in other places what do you mean um where you might have a better insight into actually getting good visions and stuff out here oh um it's a good question i feel like even when i lived in montana i always could like visualize pretty well is that what we mean like visualize the future and and stuff if you were to ask me in a 16 year old will will you be in the ufc will you have money will you have fame out of

100% said yes for whatever reason i seen that i believed it with all of my fucking heart you could ask the people i was surrounded with you could ask my dad my parent like i believe that maybe well 16 maybe not with the ufc it was like will you be popular and have money yeah then once i started fighting it was like oh shit i'm gonna be in the ufc i thought i knew or thought i was gonna be ufc champion before i could even name the champions in the divisions wow which was really weird do you going back to what you said about like motivation that kind of thing change and i noticed that too even with like you know you wonder like if uh even with comedy when the pandemic started i was like i wonder if i even wanted to do calm it was like because it finally stopped you know

i've been doing it for 15 years i mean finally there was something that made it just you can't do it uh so i think my brain was like you just started this 15 years ago we didn't know it would go where it's gone do you even you know do you want to do something now like your brain starts to like you just have a moment of where you can have reflection you know um and is your motivation still the same um well i haven't got the belt yet so like that that i have to remind myself like i i need i'm gonna be the champion i have to become the champion that just has to happen but it all it's interesting with you because it almost seems like it's just about you it's not about these other whoever else is in the way it doesn't matter they're not really fixtures in your world

as much it's i mean it really is kind of the sugar show it's just like this is what i see and so i have to yeah well it's weird because i it's i feel like i'm the fucking champ i live like i'm the champ i'm like okay we gotta remind yourself whoa whoa whoa you're not actually the champ i gotta remind myself that like i feel like i'm the fucking champ i live like i feel like i'm living like i'm the champ i got the house i want the cars i want whatever like i'm fucking banging two chicks at the same time like i'm like i'm the champ but i'm like whoa whoa whoa we still gotta fucking keep preparing keep training gotta get that i still gotta be the champ i gotta wear that belt do you find it harder to motivate him uh i don't think so because he's smart enough to

know it's not like i gotta call him hey you gotta fucking train hey you gotta train he's smart enough to know that and how much growth he still has because he's still come into jitsu and get humbled or you come into practice like damn this guy fucked me up there's still a lot of growth left so not too bad right now what is it probably 14 weeks till your next fight yeah as long as staying consistent at least i mean six seven practices a week compared to eight or nine or ten yeah it's good yeah because you can't train like this far out you can't train like you can't train like you're in fight camp you just can't do it you can't keep that pace for that long and you shouldn't it's not good overtraining is a real fucking thing so right now i'm like i say i train

nine times in a in a week for fight camp right now i'm training six seven you know you know i mean oh it's i'm not overtraining i was dealing with quadricep tendonitis on my fucking knee since that last fight just recently like last and what's that from weed quadricep tendonitis yeah yeah smoking weed no it's from uh just tendonitis overuse like i said i had three fights last year so just fucking on it so much recently the last three weeks i've been able to train hard consistently like going to comp training and going back to the MMA lab and wrestling with those guys and shit so yeah i guess you really have to pay yeah now it's like everything's become a lot more of a science like okay you know the fight is then you have the eight weeks or

however many weeks you're gonna train before it you know kind of like where you need to be at the beginning where you need to be at four weeks six weeks and then seven weeks eight weeks is important those eight weeks like from right now what i do next week eight weeks i definitely got to improve but what's the most important is those fucking eight weeks in training camp getting in the best shape possible yeah that's the most important part and it sucks they can like i have 14 weeks it's like that seems like so long i wonder how many bantam weight fights are on the phoenix card they could stay say five weeks you had to prep just like some random guy pulls out yeah the thing that sucks too about moving up in the rankings it's like for me i have two more

fights my contract i want to fight i want to be as close as possible to the title by the time that ends up really why because that you know that's just negotiation reasons leverage like i if i'm coming off two more chaos going into renegotiate my contract like i'm gonna get a fat fucking contract i lose my next two fights to random people doesn't look good like right but but do you have to be as close to tell as possible or does it help you to fight like guys that are like just the next one and the next one that's why i've paid rose seems like that that that next fight that makes the most sense yeah when it comes negotiation time do other like promotions get like an alert how do they find out you're a free agent and then they just start sending offers and then the uc counters them

yeah the thing with the uc is like they don't want it to go to there they want to sign they want to re-sign you before your contract's up so bellator or one or whatever other company because right now they can't offer me hey we'll pay you this much because i'm under contract uc i kept not talk to anyone else that's illegal so say i fight on my two fights and now i'm a free agent whether they hear that from me or they pay attention or whatever um and i i yeah i don't know um yeah because what could they really probably all yeah like what i'm wondering but yeah even it's just stay competitive as a business they would have to probably make some offer yeah yeah and i want i want to stay in the uc i want to be in the uc that's where i belong that's i want to be the uc

champ i want to defend the title i want to move up i want to be in the uc so like obviously it's just it's leverage it's like that they offer me this much like will you match do you will uc match that hopefully you know ideally i have a good relationship with them they know what i'm worth so if they see like yeah that makes sense like it's just let's just leverage yeah but yeah i mean ufc's fucking done been nothing but good to me i fucking love to see uc dana white's the best fucking president in all of sports oh he's great dude i got to go so i got i went over to ufc and got to go in there and be in the ufc just everywhere you know and at the fight like in the green room or what no at the um yes i got to do that but i also got to just go to the apex

go to like their offices and stuff and meet with them we're talking about maybe trying to do something together you know um and so uh we went and talked with them and then we got and dana came in the room it was really really cool dana fires you up oh yeah he's just a fucking character i wanted to fight the other two guys in the room and they fucking worked at ufc dude i was like i'll fucking fight either one of these little fucking chair monsters right now son uh yeah he does the whole place fires you up man we got to go over and just just see all the just where everybody kind of practice where they shoot all the you know cool promos and stuff is pi is fucking sick dude i love going there we're actually going to vegas friday because first competition but we're gonna try to

pop by the pi it's always just a fun place to get the hot cold to get the lunch when did they they built that what four five years ago now it's crazy how much it how i wonder what deal that they got that they just fucking grew so much because seven years ago eight years ago cornering guys and being with guys in the ufc it's like you didn't have that you go to a hotel you get one room with two beds for your whole team there's no pi yeah there's no nutritionist to help you with your nutrition it's just well they sold for four billion remember so that's probably when huh oh who wouldn't wm me i think uh do you know you april 16th vince st lukevers belal muhammad main event i didn't know that did you i was looking i was trying to look at the phoenix car to see

if there's bandwidth on it that's a sick fight vince st lukevers belal muhammad that's like a title eliminator those are venom venom well their weights that's uh tomorrow oh wow but i didn't know that fight was even happening what do y'all see with this gay chi uh olivera who that's here you go in uh i have two shows i'm so angry for two shows that we're at in la in la yeah that's going to be a banger i'll wear a little earpiece and commentate the fight for you while you're on stage yeah dude i uh even at the get the olivera uh porie fight gay chi was back there you could tell he's just ready to fight like as if at that moment one of them couldn't make it in he would be like i will go in right now a hundred percent that guy i don't know if there's anybody who's

like i will go in right now more than him yeah dude that phoenix card is fucking sick there's donald seroni uh joe lozon that's an interesting fight uh michael chandler tony ferguson that's on the same fight rose vs carla charles that's may 7th may 7th yeah what do you think happens with that one timmy what do you think which which one just with the uh gay chi olivera god fucking olivera has that moitai stance where he doesn't really move his head and like a good hard hit in boxer like justin and charles you see him get always get dropped but then he wins but then he gets dropped and people don't want to go into his guard yeah so they drop him and he can lay there from his back a little bit and get his wits about him and then stand back up it's fucking insane i

feel like justin could beat charles but i feel like justin would have a tough time beating islam but i feel like charles could potentially give islam fucking trouble oh that division sick too it's just MMA math is crazy yeah well islam just riding up that i mean he is literally like i'm sure they're all like how are we gonna beat this same with come shot yeah yeah let me fucking he's a himbers gilbert's coming up hajma yeah and i don't oh yeah and i don't see how that how i don't know i don't see how anybody beats these the russian guys are the dagestanians yeah they're damn you know they don't even have they got semen eyelids man people are fucking wild bro semen eyelids it's a sick tat yeah but yeah i think gilbert if someone's gonna beat hajma

gilbert's got you know the best chance besides kamaru yeah colby versus um uh calm shots interesting but like he's never calm hasn't beat anybody near gilbert's level so if he goes out there and beats gilbert it's like oh fuck how good is gilbert with wrestling he could wrestle like a motherfucker he can and like calms up high level calms out took the jingling guy and fucking toss him around but so did neil magney neil magney's not a big powerful guy and he fucking smacked around jingling too yeah but dude he's gonna it's gonna tell a lot about calms out this fight wow he's yeah i mean okay it's on the seventh two no no i don't know when that one is that one's that one's sooner that one's april night oh that one's the next week that was the peter aljoe next weekend oh that's

gonna be wild that's a good one who's a main event of that oh that's alexander bokenoski of just korean zombie damn mckinsey during tj torres kelvin gaslam all that fight got canceled is there a female fighter that you think could beat you out there or has there been in the history in any weight class probably not no no you you feel you if you go with a girl like a black belt world champion girl you feel that just the difference so no right you always wonder what that's like but cyborg i mean she could give a lot of guy fucking problems i think yeah because she's tall was she five eight five nine and she she punches like a guy yeah but man and you just fucking knocked her out man he's a beast too but yeah probably not um we'll finish up man i was just

thinking about this if you had a fuck mary kill anek dc and bisping man how do you roll that out with those beautiful men um and it's gonna be sad to see one of them go yeah dc we we have a we have a love hate relationship i'll kill him all right i couldn't actually because he could you know beat me up unfortunately oh yeah he's that freaking hardy pudding pop doing him um bisbee and anek anek and i are boys i really like bisbee too unfortunately i wouldn't i just really wouldn't like to fuck either of them yeah you know what i mean they're not beautiful yeah but think about it a little more yeah i would fuck them i mean i'm just saying think about like you know at least go to dinner don't make it all about just the sex like say if you had to do an evening with one of

them who would it be i feel i'd get along with all three of them really me and dc would have a little back and forth i'd probably have to hit him in a little single leg maybe switch to a double leg let's talk shit if you're talking marriage i mean anek would probably be the one yeah anek would be that little thought kind of or he'd be like that kind of like a little pretty boy you take out yeah yeah a little sassy boy yeah and bisping would be that um you're the cleanest eyes shit if it fell out for him yeah but that would almost be romantic like oh honey yeah shine it but he was the champ too he's got a belt you gotta remember him oh the count bro he looked good in that jewel he'll bring he'll be wearing his own jewel have you ever uh listened to or read

his book uh very good very good book really really enjoyed that book talked about you know him growing up and you know winning the title and shit it's really good book yeah he's fascinating man he used to be a dj too man he came on the podcast once and we're talking about when he was a dj at like a nightclub and shit god dude i feel like that's something i could do too be a little dj just give the crowd fucking hype dude just fucking flopping my wiener out there it's like well i don't think you can get your dick out but no i have my club oh yeah yeah there's a little sock over his um yeah it looks like do you what if you had your pubic hair the exact same way as you had your own hair that'd be cool i do i color it just some bangs nobody knew that would be cool though

a little curly fucking you're like damn that dick looks like it has a sick crossover damn cornrow it for my fight um so finish it off for me then so you got dc it will pass away so then you're down to you're down to bissping yeah who do you marry uh i mean the fact that long term you really have to think about you the i don't know should we say fuck or should we say uh something else okay that's just like really hurting my head stand there on the porch when somebody leaves you have to do that okay just stand there together wave by i don't know i'd probably do that i'd probably marry anik i feel like we could just commentate fights all night together hey oh yeah anik would say you wouldn't be able to get any rest though he would just be up commentating all

night dude he does some serious research and like some serious homework for that oh he's amazing bissping hangs sleeps upside down i heard so oh basically like his alcohol too doesn't he might abuse you he might be yeah yeah so i think you got to go with that because that would be good for sparring so i think you marry bissping okay i think you bang anik ah sorry anik you know it is what and you can bang him again you know juice yeah and then dc would have a beautiful funeral too because he's from louisiana it would be a very like the musical presence there would be good yeah let me ask you this yeah fuck mary kill kim kardash uh bernie palmer okay and give me another one the artist uh uh uh megan fox but don't say don't be mean because he's she's dating uh machine gun

kelly so okay and just be thoughtful um yeah megan fox i think would be out i'm just she's not my vibe dude killer beautiful lady so i would have someone else kill her but she would not die megan around okay um and i would probably do a poison so it's not like yeah something violent that she could still look nice yeah okay so i would go that and then kim and britney palmer it's like wow which one do you want to smash bisk uh i'd probably want to well with kim your marriage isn't gonna last so it depends you don't know that you do statistically speaking you might think that way you don't know that she's over if she's over two or over three with marriages yeah so so i mean i mean he's kind of i think i would probably but then you're gonna be living that kardashian

life so you have to be on the show you're gonna have to i would love to be but say someone like you didn't sign a prenup do you get half her cheddar yeah if you slide in the right way i don't think i could make love good enough to not to beat a prenup yeah like you got to fuck good to be to pre you look hard to be style fucking wop yeah you got to really imagine fucking kim and telling your friends how she'd feel it i you know she's got a tight post they got that reparations vagina baby that thing is definitely given back yeah um i i think i'd probably marry i'd probably marry britney palmer then maybe i don't know i've never met her in person what is she like i met her i met her one time after my after that last fight at the club and i was faded but i thought we were

vibing i thought we were vibing i shot our dm one time when i was in baguette at one of the fights and i probably i didn't get it back yeah i didn't get the dm back i was fucking low key kind of sad yeah i'll then i would probably yeah maybe i think she does art too so maybe that would be nice tying some art up i don't know kim's a lawyer so is she did you not see pete's tat yeah but i don't know if that's i don't know if that's no i think she's like legit went to school and shit oh damn so it's kind of hot really though that's really stressful it's like fuck what's the big case you're working on when did she go to school and grind when she's born that rich i i think yeah i want to say she actually is pretty smart and shit she might have heard like some word slave

or something dude yeah you know i'm saying or some book because you can do that you can like go study and then you can i think if you're rich easy you can go you can get whatever well didn't she go to the white house and like actually help a lot of innocent people yeah i think so i think she met with trump and helped some people get out of jail if you had i say you had one time to smash kim kardashians biscuits okay and you were guaranteed i could get her pregnant okay would you i would i probably would i'd say why would i do that stressful i had it for my life but i don't know if i can help myself yeah the stress would be intense why because then i mean that's just like you said you're on the show you're dealing with conye you're dealing with p the kids life is all

is going to be all over the place yeah i would do it though just because i have no self fucking discipline i would do it i think you'd have to do it to see what it would all be like you know if the kid would even yeah but i think here's my question is you're gonna ban kim kardashian right she's coming up to the hotel room where are you in the hotel room before she walks in are you sitting in the chair naked are you and you have to be naked right oh i would be do you pretend you're just doing something bathroom then she coming you walk out like are you laying the bed like what would you do could i be drunk that's a great question um no you have to be sober i feel like sober i still pretty can get goofy drunk i'm the funniest motherfucker alive after you for me i'd

have my robe open and act surprised when she walked in would you be hard half nice that's good that's good i would probably be playing some fucking ac dc oh yeah just jamming no i'd be i'd be playing some um on your phone play music on your phone i'd play it on my phone i'd play khanye loves khanye that song i'd put it in a bowl so it's a little bit louder yes i would uh i would have the curtain that ice thing put it in that ice bowl oh that's a good idea that's some good tunes i'd have the curtains open overlooking the city probably in vagas because it'd be after a fight yeah um and you'll be beaten a little bit i'd be sore yeah my fucking hand to be sore from just ko in like three people in a row would your dick be wrapped in tape or not no no dick's ready to rock okay no

about you uh i haven't thought about this well let me tell you i don't know i think i'd uh she's coming she said i just i'm coming up the elevator now i think you almost want to be looking out the window so they see your ass when they come in i think that's kind of just a funny move because if they see your dick right you walk in i think you look so helpless kind of in a weird way yes i got a like a fat little butt yeah no not my saggy butt i gotta be i always get gimme always so you could separate your legs a little bit we're kind of looking at them maybe pointing at something a leg up yeah and i'd be like i would turn you like oh a lot of flights tonight you know or something like that something that sounds like like aeronautics or something that would get her wet

that would get her that would get her real wet so see then you almost want to go kim with the bank because you're gonna have that one magic i just don't know the turmoil after that what it's like i'd be wearing two watches too yeah like a cardier and like an ap oh i'd have a house arrest person on my dick that's what they're used to that's true that's totally what they're used to yeah and i think it mean came out we'd get along oh i think that they that they would really like it i i remember that she was really nice whenever i met her we have some mutual friends um but i also like people we gotta respect people yes come on now let's be respectful but yeah i think yeah i mean if they're still seeing each other you say you don't even know yeah if not i mean

then we're good yeah so so um guys i think we really covered a lot oh i was just about to start talking about katelyn Jenner oh you were well that's you know here's one thing you run into though if you if you in a good way i'm married to kim you probably would never meet her dad uh oh shit wait you can't make it back i heard that passion oh her that that's fucked up no turner's dad's alive no kim's kim's dad did pass away i apologize that was fucked up i met um kyleen kendall's dad is katelyn yeah okay so i've cut that i i fucked up uh the um because her dad her dad was the was the lawyer in the oj simpson case which you could write which is yeah you couldn't make love to the other one like either way you're not gonna have a chance

to date one of the other daughters though yeah i think i could persuade i think i could if i read some e 40 lyrics i think i could like really like possibly i think i could do it but would you think if you're about to bang kim you could say all right kendall it's almost like a um what's behind like i am willing to wager this chance to make love to kim to have a chance to bang you you think she would accept would it would that be kind of like romantic like wow this guy's giving up this to have a chance to take me out especially the way they're competitive yeah i think i i don't know i mean who's the cutest kylee no kendall yes kendall's cute kendall is the dumb like you know i like kylee kim got that desert fat on her brother got that desert that desert episode

that's saying what season did you really start like a kendall at an adult time of course well yeah because it's weird like 2006 they're like 11 years old so what's season when they're 18 seven years after that it's fucking weird dude you know what uh i saw i went and saw that guy oliver tree though and i've y'all seen him i've recently seen him from the from the impulsive podcast yeah he's in the show's insane for like his music like his concert the whole thing yeah it's absolutely looks like a character it's like john bennett ramsey kind of like i he could be john bennett ramsey first of all it's like john bennett ramsey's on l is on doing dmt or something at a farm yeah i would like to i mean he looks like a character seems like goofball he is bro the

show is fire i wonder if he gets pulled i mean is that hair real he's got a lot going i don't know you know what i mean i think that would determine a lot he's got a lot going on dude i think i don't know if he can get erections though somebody said he can't get erections i'd probably kill myself i don't know in call of duty i would go i if you can't get erections i would get the sex change then right so you get fucked take some d yeah at least i mean sorry that was insane now but at least then you can still fuck you know or you get fucked yeah no no no bro you're not getting fucked you'd come at it with a hard-ass vagina you'd like i've got that hard pussy son yeah yeah i'm gonna book you yeah yeah yeah so you'd have to like kind of really do some reversing like you'd

have to learn how to twerk like a fucking man tim loves twerking on his girl's face oh damn really i wonder if chicks are into that man some of them tim reminds you of the guy that used to come to the arcade and get all the quarters out of the machines dude but also lowkey be trying to fuck some of the people that are in there like i said people not girls yeah yeah yeah thank you just every compliment thank you uh thank you guys so much man dude it's great to see you guys it's just so interesting when i was watching the previous time of that that we potted and uh and you were there too tim and just seeing kind of where you were then what's going on now um what how was that over a year ago i mean over it was two years ago it was june in 2020 i want to say okay that was

right out there i fought eddy wineland i think right out there put him to sleep right okay damn that's a while ago so thanks for what are you doing out here i guess we it's been a neat trajectory we just had a meeting so uh fuck yeah yeah just honored to be able to pop in dude see the sugar show um and timbo man thank you guys so much and uh we'll see you guys in the future baby thanks brother all right guys now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this piece of mind i found i can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself shine that light on me and i will find a song i will sing it

just moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of my and these wheels that i've been riding on they want something that they're damn they're gone i guess now they just work