This Past Weekend - E396 Albuquerque

Starting point is 00:00:00 all right if it is it is baby that's what they say sometimes you know I used to go to the water park by my house growing up and it wasn't real close to us but it was you know close enough you couldn't go barefoot over there yet it put on shoes that's how far away it was and we go to the water park and it wasn't I mean it wasn't much of a place you know the biggest attractions out there they had a water slide and they had allegedly they had a coldest root beer in the area so you go in there and people be like it ain't that cold I can handle it you know you know people drive down from the north you know from Canada and

Starting point is 00:00:58 Saskatchewan you know Michigan they drive down I can handle it I can handle it and they drive down there and I remember you go in the general store over there at that water park it's called Lando Pines and you go in the general store there man it was when you even open the door to that general store it was frosty in there you see the polar express go by in the distance and you get in there and you'd be barefoot because you just come from the um you just come from the water slide in the pool and you'd be barefoot rocking around in there and so cold I remember as a child trying to get back close to the cooler where that

Starting point is 00:01:55 root beer was and I remember hugging it you'd hug anybody was near help me I remember there was an old woman by the baked beans one time and I just damn got right up in between her legs for a minute honestly just trying to get to that root beer and you'd get finally you get back near the thing and you'd have you two or three of us kids pulling on that root beer on the uh the cage it was in it was in like a big cage big glass cage a big aquarium you know cuz it was just you're so powerful and so cold and you'd have to pull on that door and get your little buddy help me Terrence help help Terrence and a little Daniel be

Starting point is 00:02:46 over there another he'd be pushing against the damn door he thought he was helping and he's over there just you know he's leaning on that bat like that come on man and finally you get it open you get that door open Santa come walking out that bitch I mean it had been you know it was cold in there Santa come out you'd have a damn uh you know a little uh a damn penguin come walking out that bitch and he'd been in there looking at pornography you like damn how do you know I can even touch himself he just got them two rudders on him he don't even have a we can't grip nothing but he was doing it

Starting point is 00:03:32 anyway you can see the shame on his face but you get that the glass door opening all these root bears would be sitting there you can barely see it was so cold this fierce coldness is coming at you and the lady at the counter was like close the door and you grab one dude he took all the energy you had inside he just to grab one and lock on to that can and you day at that moment you damned the makers of the root bear because why they put it in this cold the can is cold and you got in there you bounce that thing all the way up to the register you and your friend tossing it to each other you set it on the desk on

Starting point is 00:04:28 the counter and that lady would be like you know 65 cents and mama giving you a little bit of money and you put your money up there and you get it and you walk out of there man and just out into the distance out into that just the back into the world the warm world and you'd gone on an adventure you've gone and you'd read you've gotten something you've gotten a piece of day you've gotten you a thing you'd gotten a you had a journey getting that name you so cold and then you couldn't take your hands off the can armor one time my hands got stuck to the can damn all day just you know I look like a you know

Starting point is 00:05:22 like one of those guys outside of a car of a macy's or something at Christmas you know trying to you know beg for money shaking that can you know I couldn't you just couldn't get my hands off of the can I couldn't uncanned my hands just sure those are the days man that's what I miss about summer I miss going over that Orlando pines and you'd want and sometime they had red root beer it was this barks root beer and it was red red and you'd sip that and make your lips all red and pretty and you'd wander out under that you know they had a lot of weird perverts out there baby pedophiles out there living out there

Starting point is 00:06:04 barbecuing you'd see a guy in the distance out there you know he's putting damn lotion on his arms and grilling up a couple of Johnson's brats like damn what's he you know that guy in the other family you know and just putting cologne on you see a man putting cologne on by himself and grilling wainers and grilling Franks God but those are the days man I missed that about summer I missed that about being a child when everything was an adventure those days of even just being out there at lando pines water park and walking into that cooler and getting you a cold root beer hmm you know everything when you're

Starting point is 00:06:54 young everything was an adventure and I missed that you know I do let's get into it we're gonna make it guys we're gonna make it I'm gonna make it so are you I'm gonna come up yeah I'm gonna come up it feels so good to have a brand new view 89 vote well I just moved up to lucky street when I made a game and said to me you're on the come up and explain to see between you and me we got so much love and chemistry it's gonna come well good things keep on coming and I ain't gonna be no run and no I'm gonna come wow right there and that's

Starting point is 00:08:30 89 volt and they're singing the come up you know and that's what you had you have to you have to believe that you're on the come up that's a big thing believing that there's something that you are on a on a on a forward turn that you're on a that your projection overall is upward you got to believe that you got to believe that I hope you do if you're feeling like you don't I hope you I'll be able to just to remodel that and don't listen to yourself for a second and listen to me and let me tell you that you are on the come up you are you are and whatever you're going through or dealing with or been dealt with you

Starting point is 00:09:22 know you playing blackjack with the with with the devil baby that's a life is just you sitting right there hit me hit me hit me you know and then bust damn you know it's just so whatever you've been dealt or you whatever you're dealing with just slow the game down look for the waitress order or water you're gonna be fine you're gonna be fine man I oh I got to go see Hank Williams jr. last night out here in the Central East baby and if you haven't seen this man you know thundered baby you know what I'm talking about this man he's a real rostabout you know he's a real he's a real he's like a like a hmm he's a I mean

Starting point is 00:10:24 he is just a damn super honky that's what he is baby he's a real he got I mean he's got music he's got music built into him you know you pat him on the back a damn ballad will come out of him I bet when they burped him as a baby I bet a you know a couple of B flats fell right off his tongue I mean that fell he just he's got this gumption in him and a lot of you guys know who he is you know he you know he's a legend he's legendary and he's legend non-dairy he's like you know he's he's probably also a lactose free legend because I don't know if legendary is I don't know what that but I don't know if that's cheese based or

Starting point is 00:11:14 what it is but he is um he's a whisper he's this whispery whiskey whisker cat he's this he's kind of this fat cat that that's never been neutered kind of you know he's just it was interesting to watch him it was really interesting to watch him I've gotten to know some of his family over the years pretty mildly you know just by quaintance and anyway I got to go see him play live and that was that was quite a treat him and a day and hour buck from the black keys were over there and a lot of other beautiful women and men I think and somebody else was on stage they could I think it was a woman or man

Starting point is 00:12:07 it could have been a man could have been a thicker woman not sure the angle I was at you know I don't know but anyway beautiful music and and just a good time and also I'll tell you what else I got to see I got to see you guys I got to see you guys went out to Albuquerque over there I haven't talked to you since that Albuquerque somebody's like I say I welcome to abacca ca ca ca ca ca it's like how many ca ca ca's in abacca ca I said man I'm happy to be here I said he goes where and I said and they trick you because they want to hear you say it because they know you can't say it well because nobody can because they

Starting point is 00:12:53 can't also and the man said I said I'm happy to be here and the guy goes where and I was like Albuquerque albold back here came here haggity and the guy's like oh You mean Albuquerque ca ca ca ca ca this day the whole day they're I don't even, if you look at it on the map, it says ALBERKKKKK and then it has a bunch of just dots. Like, what is it? One of the cues has a line going over the top of it. You know, like unlimited cues or whatever. Damn, you know. And one of the cues, if you look real close, you can see them over there carrying a couple other little cues on his little, you know, his little hip or whatever that thing is, little goiter, whatever cues I have on them. But damn it, an Albuquerque here, that place is, that place is insane, bro.

Starting point is 00:13:55 I never seen anything like that, bro. I know, the people, thank you first of all for coming out. The show was good. That one was, it was a little tough in that venue I felt like, but it was good. And I was just so grateful to, I mean, people came out, they got babysitters, they drove, they made this effort. And they came to see me, man. And that's what I'm saying. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for that support. And I mean, they had, dang, everybody, people like, dude, they got aliens, man. They got aliens, bro. They have alvatoes that they got, like, area, uh, quinceunos out there.

Starting point is 00:14:43 Hey, dawg, you believe in area quinceuno? Like what? Yeah, dawg, you know what I'm talking about? Aliens, papa? Like what, dawg? Like que paso, pero? Oh dawg, I'm talking about aliens, dawg. You like area 51, dawg. You know what I'm talking about? Area quinceuno. And I'm like, bruh, I fucking, and dude, the crazy part is everybody there is talking about aliens. And the aliens are the people, bruh. We went into the, um, we went to a love's gas station because everything shuts down and now be, yay. That's probably about midnight or probably 10 p.m. Bro, we had to walk because one of the ubers, the man said, I ain't coming over there. I'm like, all right, fuck, all right. You know, we'll figure it out. We'll do old fashioned.

Starting point is 00:15:41 So we walked, you know, the original ubers, baby. You know, I'm talking about feet and kneecaps, baby. That freaking ligament, that, you know, them little ligament, uh, you know, them bangers, baby, them lifters, legs. I'm like, all right, we'll use these bitches. And so we start walking. First guy we see has a sword. Okay, that's wild. Guy had a sword on him. He was a grown man, too. And we just didn't want to kind of, he was, he was a lot, he was walking around, but you could tell he was asleep. So he's one of those sleep swordsers. So it was just one of those, he's almost like one of those, like on a game, on a video game, if you don't get close to him, they don't know you're there. Kind of, he was like that. So it was like, all right, let's just maneuver around, um, this little guardian of the, uh, Greyhound.

Starting point is 00:16:36 He was basically guarding a Greyhound station. Um, but anyway, when was I talking about? Oh, Albuquerque, yeah, but everybody there, they talk about the alien, but the aliens are there amongst the people. They're so mixed in. And we went to a gas station and this guy in there was just walking like, just like, he moved like his head. He kept moving his arms up above his heads while he walked. Like, oh, dog, I'm looking for some Rolos. I'm looking for what you're gonna call it. And everybody there had a parole officer with them. And that blew my mind. But that's solid police work. And, um, and thank you. That was, that was great, man. Over there in the attic. And that was great. We saw that, uh, what else happened, man? Um, yeah, I tried to do meet and greets after the shows in most of the city.

Starting point is 00:17:34 I try to pop out and say, Hey, if I have the energy for it. Um, and we made it over there through, uh, Midland and Lubbock. And we made it over there through, um, where else were we? Dallas. Beautiful, man. You know, thank you to all the Texas. And then we, you know, this fast week, we made it through Georgia and over there to Alabama. And, uh, but what else happened? Oh, oh, also in Albuquerque, they're like, dog, you got to try to chillies, dog. Have you had the green chilies? Dude, somebody, right? That place is crazy, dude. Uh, I went, uh, I went to like this meeting there. Um, you know, I got 51 days sober right now. So that's where I'm at. And, uh, I'm feeling very grateful for that. Uh, and so I went to this meeting and the other dude, I know he's not supposed to talk about what happens in meetings. That's fine. I was at a meeting once, then I'll say it like this. And it was just me and someone else and the man was hitting on me, bro, in there.

Starting point is 00:18:41 Like, dude, I'm trying to get sobered. Oh, not gate out. You know, so it was just like, dang, bro, you got to watch that stuff. So, uh, if you're at a meeting and a guy takes his shoes off, dude. And, um, he started doing that cat's cradle thing with his shoelaces. He took them out of his shoes and was doing cat's cradle with them. And I'm like, God, you know, but, um, but in Abbey, they always want you to try the green chilies. People are like, oh, my cousin got attacked by two guys with, um, lightsabers, you know. But have you had the green chilies? Like that's all it is there. It's like, man, my friend got run over by a Volkswagen, but, um, but have you had the green chilies? People are like, dude, man, um, I, uh, you know, my wife fell off a building last week and it was, you know, nobody knows what happened.

Starting point is 00:19:49 I was up there with her and we got an argument and she went off the edge and, uh, and damn, have you had the green chilies, man, because they are good. So it's just that kind of places, that green chili belt over there. And look, I will say this, they are good. Everybody in Albuquerque seem like they, uh, are waiting for a Greyhound bus, even if they're not at a Greyhound station. I feel like everybody has luggage. Um, yeah. Everybody like has a ticket like I'm waiting for the train and they're just, there's not even near any tracks. It's just, it's just a unique area. You know, even birds are like, man, fuck, dog. What the fuck is happening here? Um, but I'll say this, the people that came out, beautiful folks and, uh, and thank you guys for having me, man. I really appreciated it. Then we made it through Lubbock and Midland and over to Dallas and that was amazing.

Starting point is 00:20:53 And then, uh, um, what else? Oh, we went to Savannah, Georgia. We got a lot more things to talk about. A lot of great calls came in, man. Um, and I'm feeling good and I'm feeling good and I want to thank you guys for your support. Um, I want to let you know that, oh, I will be in Florida in two weeks. You may see me over there. Uh, June 23rd, Hollywood, Florida, June 24th, Fort Myers, Florida, June 25th, Daytona Beach, Florida and June 26th, Lakeland, Florida. Um, yeah. And also want to let you know that we have, uh, the NBA championships are going on. You know, it's Dallas and Golden States and, uh, you can join the finals action with DraftKings Sports Book.

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Starting point is 00:25:08 Oh, the bus broke down that bastard. Now, that thing had some, I mean, it was, I mean, that thing, it looked like it was just made out of dang. You know, like, it would just like, it would just have that dirty diaper vibe from the jump. It was, I know there was a pair of men's boots, small men's boots under my bed. And it was interesting. I thought there was children's boots when I saw them. So this is children's boots and it's a little creepy to have children's boots under your bed on a bus. It's, you know, strange. And the bedding looked like they had just beaten it out of Clint Eastwood. Like somebody tied it up and they just punched him so many times that a damn, you know, bedroom set popped right out of his skull.

Starting point is 00:26:00 It was just had an old, you know, an older motif kind of Western kind of, you know, kind of like somebody, you know, so I don't know. You could, I bet it felt like something bad had happened to Native Americans in the area of the blanket. That's what it felt like. It felt as an old blanket. Anyway, they had children's boots under the bed, but on the back of the children's boot, it said men's on it. And that's when you got to really question what's going on when somebody's writing men's on the back of a children's boot. So anyway, what else do we have, man? A lot of people came out, people with tits, people, one leg, no leg, half, do came out half ahead, do came out no teeth. Bruh, lost all his teeth, he said.

Starting point is 00:26:58 For two years, he's had no teeth. And beautiful, beautiful dude. I don't know what he also, he started saying something else. I had no idea what he said because the teeth help a little when you word and out, but that fella came out. A couple of people with wet hands came out. I remember that. Oh, people left gifts. A lot of nice things, this and that.

Starting point is 00:27:22 And then we hit also some other places out there, Savannah and Augusta, Georgia. And that, I mean, some of these towns, Augusta, there's nothing downtown. There's not even a goat. They don't even do Montgomery. We went to Alabama. And that's Rosa Parks country over there. And Rosa Dunn Park somewhere else because there's nobody downtown there either. That place, I mean, they didn't even have ghosts.

Starting point is 00:27:56 Even the ghosts are gone. They used to do ghost tours. And now I saw things that ghost tours closed. Even the ghosts have left. And that's when it's, you know, when not only do humans leave, but then even the spirit, you know, you know, that there's a there's a bus full of, you know, just realms and. And ghosts leave in town. I'd love to see the cops pull that bus over. Just stops and just know the license registration is just nothing is sitting there.

Starting point is 00:28:32 Yeah. But yeah, man, just great shows. Thank you to everybody that came out a lot of great energy, just beautiful folks. And I wish I'd gotten to say to everyone in person, but just a lot of kind messages and things that I did hear from people. And so thank you. What else, man? Oh, my boy, tight Ernie came out growing up this fellow. We grew up and named tight Ernie.

Starting point is 00:28:59 And he was tight. Boy, his body was just damn. I mean, just condensed like a damn Twix, bro. You know, his spine was real narrow. You know, like one of those kind of fat orange extension cords, that bitch was real. I mean, it was just a. You know, it was just a, you know, it was that it was a. It was a lean portal.

Starting point is 00:29:24 He had on him. He was just real. His whole body was tight and condensed, you know. If he lifted his right arm, his, you know, to shake your hand, his left leg would go up. He was just his whole body was just real condensed like that. And they call him tight Ernie, baby. And he's, you know, he could hear. I mean, it sounded and when he, his windpipe was tight, he was, you know, he had that tight pipe on him.

Starting point is 00:29:49 And when he talked, it was. He went, hey, he's going, he's going, he's going, he's going, the mother with my birthday. I mean, like his daddy had just downfucked a flute. You know, and I'm talking about somebody in that family, you know, got a little risque with a, um, what is it? With a woodwind. You know what I'm saying? You know, somebody definitely somebody was, somebody was putting wood into a woodwind baby in that family because that dude fucking damn boy. And I grew up with that fella, man.

Starting point is 00:30:30 So it was just crazy to see him. Some folks brought him out because he can't drive. He can't handle that steering wheel. You know, watching him drive, it's like, if you see somebody put one of those, the club, they used to put the club on their car. On the steering wheel, somebody would steal it. That's like watching him drive. He's just so tight and concise. You know, he's just built like a damn, um, you know, he's built like a, uh, let me look at these woodwind instruments.

Starting point is 00:30:58 One or nine. Oh yeah, he's built like a damn oboe or a bass clarinet, bro. There you go. Um, but yeah, great times, man. Great times. What else happened? Everything, man. You guys had some calls.

Starting point is 00:31:16 That's really what I want to get to. I want to get to you guys calling in and, uh, just hear what's up with y'all. You know, um, but yeah, I'm just trying to stay alive and stay happy and stay well, man. And I hope that's the same thing that you are doing. Um, I know you are. What else do we have? Some calls came in. Let's just get into a couple.

Starting point is 00:31:40 Um, I felt like it was something else fun. I'm going to tell you, but I might have forgot it. Oh, the bus broke down and they gave us a new bus. They got us a new bus to a couple of days, but we drove for like nine hours just in the back of the bus, no power, nothing just hot in there. Just baking. I mean, just, you know, like somebody just like the toaster, you know, just like a little toaster and that bitch, I got out of that thing. Finally, I wanted to put them butter on my back and eat my ass, bro. You know what I'm saying, dude, it just, you know, I wanted to put a dang little, uh, preserves up and down my legs and back because I would lightly just a little bit browned on the outside, brother.

Starting point is 00:32:21 You know what I'm saying? Affirmative action, baby. That affirmative action stroller. That's what we were in because I was just baked when I got out that bad while browned out. Praise God. Now, before we get into, um, the new, the, the calls, let's get into a little bit of news, a little bit of intel, baby. And you know what I do for my news, baby? I'll take my news straight out of the nearest Asian baby, right off the press, baby.

Starting point is 00:32:46 God's fricking publishing company, bro. You know what I'm talking about? There is that. That's facts. That's all facts. You, you, you fricking get to know a good Asian person and that's facts, son. Xerox ain't got shit on a good Vietnamese friend, brother, Polynesian. What you got there?

Starting point is 00:33:05 Rally Mal. Uh, nothing much. Great to be here. Yeah. Nice to hear you today, man. You sound, um, your voice sounds a little bit deeper. Say something for me. Uh, hey Theo, how's it going?

Starting point is 00:33:20 Yeah. It's interesting. Have you been doing any different activities? You know, uh, you give a birthday. Have you been, um, eating anything that would make you sound strong or doing any thing like that manly stuff? You've been watching any, uh, fights or westerns, anything going like that in your world? Um, I've been drinking lots of protein powder, eating lots of protein.

Starting point is 00:33:46 Oh really? Yeah. Oh wow. And what's got you doing that? Um, I'm actually with a trainer. He's been, um, working out with me. Oh, that's great, man. And what are some of your long-term goals with, uh, fitness?

Starting point is 00:34:00 Uh, just, uh, you know, beef it, don't get fat. Um, you have fat family? I do not. Praise God, brother. Ah, it's hard to trust a fully lean family, I've always thought. If I see a family and everybody's lean, it's hard to, it's hard to trust everybody over there. Um, what else is going on with you, man? You, do you feeling good?

Starting point is 00:34:24 I did have a kidney stone. You did? I did. Wow. And what do you, what do you think it was caused by? Damn, baby. It's the Lord's Fruity Pebble Dog and you had that bitch, huh? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:35 I have no idea. Um, I'm supposed to find out from the doctor in a little bit. And how big was it? They let you keep it? No, they didn't let me keep it, but I caught it and it's like very, very small. Wow. Like a pebble. Hmm.

Starting point is 00:34:51 And, um, what did you do with it? You turned it in? Yes. Wow. Cause I don't know if those are catching release or not. I don't know what the legal, I don't know what they let you do there. Uh, I don't know what the, you know, park rangers or whatever would do with that. But cause I'll be, you know, I'll be damned.

Starting point is 00:35:09 You get pulled over and you got five or six of those in your, you know, in your car or whatever. Um, yeah, we had a buddy in high school. His dad had him. He took him, went out at a party and drank three of them. And then he had to get them, um, surgically removed out of his, uh, penis. So what's up with you and God, baby? How's God treating your rally?

Starting point is 00:35:33 Uh, he's great. Isn't he? Yes. He really is man. Man, he has just all the silverware brother. I know that. And when I need a, when I just need something to pick me up, he's got a fork, a spoon and I need something to just dang, you know, just slice right into my damn heart.

Starting point is 00:35:52 He's got a knife. Praise God, brother. Uh, in the news, what do we got there? Anything happened in the news? Um, let's see a Disney worker ruined a proposal. Oh, really? Let me see. Do we have a video?

Starting point is 00:36:08 Is that here? Yes. Let me look at this. And you know what it is, man, and I don't want to say this really, and I don't know this. But a lot of Disney is known. It's really a hotbed for, um, a lot of gay men go work there. It's their first step out into a place where they're really, I think, you know, a lot of, it's a Mecca for gay men.

Starting point is 00:36:45 It's basically the whaling wall in a lot of ways. Or it's like, um, what's another Mecca rally? What's another Mecca rally? Um, like a popular place people go to. Build a bear. No, that's, that's, you know, like a popular place that people go to, like a, you know, a national monument or something. All right.

Starting point is 00:37:20 Thank you for the help, brother. It's, um, you know, it's like a, uh, Disneyland has long been a hotbed for, it's like a, it's kind of a, uh, homoerotic sort of, um, a halfway house for young gay men, I believe. Have you ever heard this rally? I have. And there you go. And, um, and so I don't want to, I don't know what this is, maybe this guy doesn't believe in opposite sex marriage or something. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:37:54 Uh, so I'm not accusing anybody. I'm saying that that could be something that has occurred. Um, there could be some opposition to that in that realm. Uh, you also, uh, maybe they just don't let people get married there. Cause if you notice a lot of the different, um, cartoons don't have parents. They want you to believe they all magically occurred and there wasn't any sex, you know? Nobody wants to think of like a wet, uh, what's a popular Disney character rally now? Mickey Mouse.

Starting point is 00:38:34 Nobody wants to think of a, you know, Mickey Mouse covered in amniotic and little, you know, maybe a couple of duties under him or whatever from a crazy birth, you know, from coming down the damn, um, you know, the, uh, Thunder Mountain, Mom's Thunder Mountain. So praise God, baby. But, uh, yeah, I guess they, they, they, the man said no. He said, you go on out of here and come back with a fan, come back with a pretty little, come back with a buddy or something. Who knows? I don't know, but they're not letting them do it.

Starting point is 00:39:07 And, uh, it's kind of bummer. I think if you, you see that in the wedding video, it just promotes Disneyland, but maybe they'd have people doing it all day. So that could also be an issue. What else we got, right? Let's get into one more news story. Um, let's see. Oh, uh, some TikTok pediatricians urge people to stop sharing dangerous baby formula recipes.

Starting point is 00:39:30 Okay. And when you baby formulaed, Riley, do you remember where you, uh, were you on the, on the bag or were you on the tit? I don't remember. Huh. No recollection? No. Even if you purse your lips a little, does anything come back to your memory?

Starting point is 00:39:51 No. Nothing to mind. Well, they say, yeah, people are making dirty baby formula on here. Um, I'm not, I'm not shocked. You know, people are doing stuff on tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. People doing bad stuff on there. Everything. Fake gasoline, all kind of shit.

Starting point is 00:40:12 They have people say they came back from the past and shit on there. Time travelers, all this shit. People believe it. People believe it. And, you know, I guess it's, you know, I think if you go on there to get a recipe for, you know, a, um, a booya base or a good soup, that's quality. But if you go in there to get a damn, uh, something to put into a damn newborn and you're going to put a damn 98 octane into that bastard or put something that, you know, has a afferent

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Starting point is 00:44:03 All right. Let's get into a couple of calls here from you guys. Thank you. And as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503. Theo, it's Jonah from Seattle, Washington, man. And I just, Jonah up there. And Jonah's a name of a famous whale, too, if you ever looked at that in the Bible or in, I don't know if it's in the Bible or if it's just outside of the Bible. But Jonah was a famous whale.

Starting point is 00:44:37 Onward. In Seattle area, man, we get pretty crazy with the weed, man. You know, I grew up, ever since I was 13, been smoking weed and it's definitely an area in my life that, you know, nothing wrong with it, but it's an area in my life I want to grow in because I can tell it's definitely taking a strong grip. Oh, yeah. Weedle. It's comfortable. It's comfortable. It's like walking around with a, you know, just a pillow, just, you know, party.

Starting point is 00:45:09 It's like a pillow party. Hey. I'm having fun. My brain's kind of fun. Looks cool. Looks cool out here. What's going on? Oh, I lost my job.

Starting point is 00:45:20 Oh. Oh, all right. Oh, Dunkin Donuts. You know, that's weed. Let's hear it. My life, you know, and I definitely don't know how it is in Louisiana. I was wondering out there in Louisiana, man, what does it look like dealing with the people who are always stoned? Do you even see them?

Starting point is 00:45:42 Well, look, brother, I'll tell you this, man, I grew up in Louisiana and it's a beautiful place, dude. If you believe in beauty, then you, uh, you believe in that state. And it's one of the top 50 states and it's Louisiana Purchase. We did that. So half y'all would be Canadian if we hadn't done the deal. You're welcome. But I want to say this. I remember weed was fun.

Starting point is 00:46:07 Weed was fun back in the day. You know, you get that swamp gas, baby, and you just start huffing it up and that shit was brown, bro. Some of it have a damn gator claw in it or a damn little falcon, half a falcon nut in that bastard. Weed Louisiana weed, baby. Damn. That thing, bro, you take a hit of it in the water level in your yard would rise. That shit would. That shit was thick, boy, that shit was thick.

Starting point is 00:46:34 You know, that thing, dude, you damn, uh, I mean, they had just trim, baby. That shit was that, you know, that fucking, that they trim those Reggie bushes, bro. And you hit that slam Jordan dog. You know what I'm saying, baby? That shit was south and I love getting high as a child was great. I don't care where you were. You know, uh, dude. I remember the weed, you get a bag of weed on it.

Starting point is 00:47:01 And if you didn't want to smoke it, they'd have a down recipe for you. Oh, make you a little bit of A2 faded, you know, some, um, you know, get you a little bit of just that gumbo, just that fucking get your brains all, you know, you'd have your brain just fucking looking for itself, bro. You know, you could feel your brain looking for itself, dog. That shit get you gassed up. That shit will have you singing the national anthem, bro. At a, um, that shit will have you singing a national anthem to a spice rack dog. That's that Louisiana swamp gas.

Starting point is 00:47:37 Yeah. Getting high in Louisiana was fun, man. As a child and getting high anywhere as a child is great. If you can do it, do it then and do it well and do it high. And I remember we used to be over at my buddy's house and, um, we used to get high over there. And his daddy wasn't super, his daddy wasn't super fond of gays at the time. He didn't, he wasn't anti gay. He just didn't know anything about it and it made him real uncomfortable.

Starting point is 00:48:05 Um, so me and my friend and my other friend, we go outside, we smoke weed. I'd come back in early to the house. I'd be the first one back in and I would go to my buddy's dad. I would know about that kind of gay trigger he had and I would just tell him, I'd be like, hey, Mr. Mike, you know, uh, you know, they were kind of being a little, I don't know what they were doing, sir. They just, I saw him kind of like, you know, when somebody took their shirt off for no reason outside. I just, some of the stuff was just made me uncomfortable, right? So then my two buddies would come back into the house, stoned out the gills, baby.

Starting point is 00:48:41 I mean, just fucking fish food and baby, they wasn't doing well. And now suddenly my buddy's dad is grilling them about being gay and they don't know that I told the, uh, the dad the stuff. So I used to love that kind of shit, man, creating ambiance. You know, creating ambiance that, um, you know, she was just so good. She was fun, baby, those are the good old days. Uh, you ever, you ever done anything like that, Riley? You never smoked any weed? Have you, Bubba?

Starting point is 00:49:11 I've not. And are you afraid, do you believe that getting high could leave, could lead people to homosexuality? Possibly. I mean, there's a lot of, there was a lot of drug induced, uh, gay activity when I was young, but that was higher octane drugs. You're looking at methamphetamine. You're looking at stuff like that. But low grade branch dope. I don't know if that would get somebody all the way to the, you know, onto another fellow's peg or, or sweat wallet.

Starting point is 00:49:43 You know, if it's women, let's hear more. Let's get another call that came in, man. Um, B.O., this is Josh from Australia. My topic is nipple piercing. I've just recently started dating this girl and she's got two nipple piercings. I don't really know what to think about it. I haven't read too much into it, but, uh, not to want to know what your thoughts are and the list of thoughts on, um, chicks or dudes with nipple piercings. Like, what does that say about someone?

Starting point is 00:50:09 Look, man, I think it says for one that they're, that they, you know, they got no excuse not to have a spare house key on them. That is for sure. Uh, they should be able to usually get one extra hanging on there. You know, so that's not a bad deal at all. Never get locked out. Oh, that nipple piercing, I think it's kind of, it definitely seems sexy on a woman when you think she's got nails right through her tits. You know, that's really, there's something erotic and almost biblical about it, you know, because they put God on the cross, baby. So everybody kind of has had their moment in the, you know, in the metal sun, um, if you will.

Starting point is 00:50:49 So I don't think it's insane to want to get pierced up and, and, uh, put holes in your body or something like that. And I think if a woman got it out, you know, I actually made love to a woman recently and she had, she was really, uh, she had some Pearson's owner. You know, she had them Hooters really, uh, she had them, you know, I mean, she'd taken them Hooters to damn home depot, baby. You know what I'm saying? She had some real, um, you know, she had some real, uh, metallurgy done on those things. I mean, it could have been a welder hanging off the bottom and one of them bitches, baby. She had them things. She had some real, you know, she had some, one of them had a damn door knocker on it.

Starting point is 00:51:28 You know, that thing was, hello. So, um, so yeah, I like them. I like them. And on men, I think it's crazy, you know, I remember one time I was doing a tour somewhere in Africa, uh, with military, British military, I think, and it fell in there. He pulled out his wiener and he had a big piercing on it. And it looked insane, bro. And I think the guy was, uh, you know what I'm saying? I think the guy had smoked a little too much weed if you know what I'm saying, bro.

Starting point is 00:52:00 You know what I'm talking about. So praise God, brother. Um, what else, man? We'll do one or two more calls here. I appreciate you guys as always hitting the hotline 985-664-9503. Here we go. Okay. Hear me out.

Starting point is 00:52:27 I've been watching your podcast for a while now. And how would you take this? Or are you not aware? I don't know what to do. I fucked my best friend's mom and she won't leave me alone now. And now I don't know what to do about it. So, well, I think it's a question of what kind of friend are you, brother? You know, you, you know, if you made love to your buddy's mother, of course she's going to like you.

Starting point is 00:53:11 Because if it's your best friend, he likes you, your best friends. So you're just, you know, he came out of her. So you're going back to the, you know, you're going back to the front porch of his creation and hanging out there. So yes, the mother's going to like you. The kid likes you. You know, your buddy likes you. So I think you got to just hit for the cycle, dude. And be a damn stepdad, brother.

Starting point is 00:53:39 You know, step up to the plate. What? Who else are you going to date? You can date somebody across town, somebody that's working over there at the Dunkin Don. It's at the drive-through or something. Somebody that's, you know, some, some weird person that when they go to a restaurant, they fill their hand up with like salt or sugar and dip their finger in it while they're waiting to eat dinner and lick it and then lick the salt or sugar off.

Starting point is 00:54:04 Who are you going to date? Somebody like that? Or are you going to date your best friend's mom and go in there and be a champion, not only for her, but for your friend? Imagine that. Imagine one day you sit down with your buddy and say, hey man, I love you so much as a friend. And I'm going to take care of your mother for the rest of her life. When you come over, I'm going to grill for you.

Starting point is 00:54:32 You know, I'm going to get, I'm going to get angry at you. I'm going to fucking make you try and make you rake the yard. And I'm going to fist fight you in your mother and I's own yard. What do you want? What does God want? Thank you guys so much for the calls, man. I love you guys, man. All right.

Starting point is 00:54:59 All right, let's take another call here. Hey, this is Ivan from eating in Oklahoma. Went to Tulsa to see you recently. I loved it. It was great. Thank you, man. Thank you for coming out and thank you for spending your time over there. Yeah, that was exciting, dude.

Starting point is 00:55:19 That was an exciting night. I was just wondering if you had any advice. I let my mother or my child down recently. At least I have been for the past two years and I was a drunk. I'm finally realizing everything and trying to be better, but apparently it's too late. So, you know, I was wondering if you had any advice on how to keep on going, man. Love you. You helped me get through the hardest things.

Starting point is 00:55:53 Thank you so much, dude. Thank you, bro, for the call, man. I'm sorry that you're suffering. But also, I'm glad that you are, you know, and I say this. This is why I say that because, you know, it sounds like you have some realization now you're able to get some perspective, maybe that the way you've been operating has investment service in you or those you care about the most, you know, you know,

Starting point is 00:56:36 I don't have a wife or child or anything like that. But yeah, it breaks my heart because I know it breaks your heart, man. You know, I know it breaks your heart to see you make the choice to not choose them. And that I can relate to, you know, I can relate to making choices that don't serve you or me, you know, or, you know, I can relate to making a choice that I know isn't good for myself and I do it again and again. I can relate to that, man. So that's where I'm going to try to relate to you at.

Starting point is 00:57:20 For one, thank you for even thinking to bring this up, you know, because I'm sure a lot of people struggle with this kind of stuff. And I say that I'm glad you're getting, you know, I'm glad you're suffering. I'm glad you're suffering, but I'm glad that you're having some realization because there's some realization there in that suffering. There's some perspective. Because we need that we need something to adjust the perspective enough so we can see that the operating we're doing isn't doing us well.

Starting point is 00:57:49 And if I'm not operating well, then that means that there's something wrong with the operation or the operator. That's me. There's something unaligned. It's not wrong. It's just something unaligned because I'm not choosing the best choices that are making me feel good. And so I got to adjust.

Starting point is 00:58:08 And for me, that's where, you know, going leaning back into my program, 12 steps, that kind of stuff helps immensely. It does magic behind the scenes that you can't even quantify. And it takes away that shame. That's what I hear in you, too. I hear shame. I hear shame, man. Damn.

Starting point is 00:58:32 And shame is what shame is that. Shame is a trickster. Shame is playing, you know, shame plays a dirty trombone dog. That's a little soil soldier dog. That's all he's got in that. In that music maker is sad, bro, because he's a dirty shame is a dirty because you start hearing feeling your own shame and then that keeps you stuck. Shame is a mud.

Starting point is 00:58:58 It's a real mud. So anyway, man, I'm saying a lot of that stuff because now you have some perspective. You can see you got to make some adjustments so that you making different choices towards the people you care about the most. And it's possible. That's what I'm going to tell you here. I'll take these off, too. I don't want to be talking serious with you, not be able to see you or as best I can.

Starting point is 00:59:30 You know, it's hard to choose love sometimes in the world. It's hard. And I don't know why you're not doing it in your life. I don't know why. But there's a lot of people out there not doing it. You know, I've not done it a ton. There's areas of my life I'm not doing it. I'm choosing something else and I don't know why.

Starting point is 00:59:54 And, you know, I don't exactly have to figure out that why. What I do have to do is just get myself into a place where I'm choosing the things I need to be choosing. And so that's where I believe that a 12-step program can help you out. Because that has been the best success that I've had after all the things I've tried. That program, I feel like, has best given me the opportunity and the different feelings inside to have a new experience. And it's not over with the gal. That's not over. She can't tell you that everything's going to be okay right now.

Starting point is 01:00:26 That's not fair. That'll keep you in the same spiral, you know? If she throws a life preserving into the toilet, you're still in the toilet. You know what I'm saying, baby? You know, we got to get you into a damn bird bath, though. That's where we got to get you. So just don't be hard on yourself. Just try not to be hard on yourself.

Starting point is 01:00:50 And I think try something different. You know, I think trying a 12-step program will help a lot. Let me listen to the end again so I can hear just again in case I missed anything. For the past two years, I was a drunk. I'm finally realizing everything and trying to be better, but apparently it's too late. So, you know, I was wondering if you had any advice on how to keep on going, man. Love you. And the advice will start to come from a higher power and from the program.

Starting point is 01:01:20 So that will help you. You'll get it. It's interesting. It'll start to get built into you. You'll have to keep going to meetings and keep listening to people. And I would go to speaker meetings. You can go to them on Zoom first if you feel more comfortable. And because once you start to feel like you can keep on going, then you're going to feel like you can go further.

Starting point is 01:01:43 But first you got to feel like you can go. And then it will all evolve, man. I promise you. I promise you. You will have other opportunities with this person, with this child. You will have all of that, you know, all those things are possible. But now if you know that something's wrong and you continue to do, you continue to do it, then you are kind of choosing to suffer. You know, you said, Realize it, you know, you realize these things.

Starting point is 01:02:15 So now you have knowledge. So once you have that knowledge, if you continue to do it, then you are choosing to suffer, you know, and sometimes you may make that choice. But if it's a continued thing, man, it's, you know, and I just say it, I'm not judging you. I've done it. And that's where self pity starts for me. I continue to stay in these loops and I don't even recognize it. I just continue to want to have some reason to suffer. And I just don't want to see the same thing happen to you, man, that's happened to me before, you know.

Starting point is 01:02:51 So anyway, just don't feel alone, brother, and just keep your head up, baby, you know. Because you're not alone, man. I mean, there's probably 500,000 people listening to this that are thinking of you. And that wants you to want you to try. You know, they want you to try. You know, and I want you to try too. I know it's hard, man. It's hard, bro.

Starting point is 01:03:20 It's hard to fucking try, especially when you have that there's a feeling inside of you like the world never, it never tried for you. This world never fucking tried for me. But that's, that's just a feeling, man. You know, and God gave you like a beautiful child or whatever you believe in gave you a beautiful child, man. And you got a voice, you have the ability to care about yourself enough to call. You have gifts. You have gifts, man. And I believe that you can do it, brother.

Starting point is 01:03:54 I believe you can have a new experience. And that's what I want for you because it seems like that's what you want for you. So anyway, man, I'm not trying to preach at you, but just letting you know that you're not alone, baby. Gang. And I know right where you're going to end up, bro. The same place we all are. You know where it is, bub. You want to come up, daddy?

Starting point is 01:04:27 Thank you to everybody that came out and saw me this week. Montgomery, Augusta, Columbus. I want to come up. Gang. Feels real good. I've been so blue. Feels so good to come up. I want to come up.

Starting point is 01:04:49 It feels so good to have a brand new view. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I just broke up with my baby. No matter how far I get the love in you. Come on, baby. Yeah, yeah, come up. Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street when I made a game and said to me, you're on the come up. That's Eddie Ninevote with the come up, man.

Starting point is 01:05:18 You guys be good to yourselves, huh? You deserve it. Take care of yourselves. Thank you for loving me when I can't even love myself at times. I'm grateful to be a part of this. I really am. And yeah, we try our best on those shows, man. I'd say probably six out of eight of the shows on the past two weeks have been really just lights out.

Starting point is 01:05:37 Couple was just almost lights out. You know, I'm kind of a perfectionist and that's okay. You know, it's definitely this, you know, this show has really picked up a lot of steam. So I'm grateful to be out there and get to see you guys in person, baby. And be good to yourselves, baby. Again. Yeah, that's Eddie Ninevote. You guys are checking out if you get a chance and we will be back next week.

Starting point is 01:06:55 We got a great guest coming in and then we'll probably hit a solo episode after that. And that's it. You guys take care, Gary.

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