This Past Weekend - E400 Riff Raff

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

For our 400th episode, one of our most popular guests ever returns. Riff Raff aka Jody High Roller aka Dale Dan Tony joins Theo at the Hollywood Casino in Florida. They talk about the do’s and don��ts of breast milk, Riff Raff’s hoop dreams and rumors that he’s running for President.  Check out his new music video for “Citrus Cyclone” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3kRX8YWwho ------------------------------------------------ New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: Mint Mobile: Go to https://mintmobile.com/theo and cut your wireless bill to $15 MUD/WTR: Visit https://mudwtr.com/theo for 15% off with the code THEO BetterHelp: Go to https://betterhelp.com/THEO  to get 10% off your first month Truebill: Go to https://truebill.com/theo to start canceling today ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reinerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Catching up with him here at the Hollywood Casino in Florida. It's Dale D'Antoni, Jody High Roller, Mr. Riff Raff. For me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind, shine that light on me, I'll sit and tell you my story makes, shine on me, and I will find a song, I'll sing it just for you. Yeah, it's hard, huh? Yeah, it's always tough. You got it. It's like being at a rope swing. You got to wait for somebody to kind of try it first, you know?

Mm-hmm. Especially when it's silence out there and then everybody's watching. Yeah. Everybody's watching. Now you're thinking from the outside point of view. Yeah. And you're looking at yourself and you're thinking too much. And sometimes, you know, steady long, steady wrong.

Oh, really? Yeah, steady long, steady wrong. Sometimes overthink it. Oh, man. Well, yeah. Then I've been doing some wrong. I've done some wrong, yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes, because the first time, if I'm hearing a song of mine or something, and like, I sometimes don't even listen to the beats. If I hear a snippet or something, I'm like, oh, I like that. Then I'm going to go, I'm going to hit pause and just leave it. Because I don't want to hear it too many times because I'm going to forget the energy that I had. You know, it makes you keep listening to it. So I was like, hold on. Let me just get that. Because once it becomes work.

Yeah. You lose interest. Yeah. Wow. So for... Why is that, I wonder? You know why? I guess a lot, a lot's riding on something.

But if a lot ain't riding on it, you know what I mean? I guess if it's like, you're trying to time a jump or something and there's trains passing by. Oh, yeah. And you're trying to time it right where it's like, okay, you need to study for that. Because if you fuck up, you might not make it. But I think if it's like a tire swing, depends how much you like your ankles. Yeah. Your ankle, you know.

It could be dangerous out there. I'll tell you this, baby, you're back, man. I'm back. It's been a while. It's been three years. Damn. Since I brought you mangoes. Big mangoes.

Oh, they were good too. Good mangoes. Damn, they felt good, man. You know, Anna Nicole Smith died here. In this hotel? From what? They said drugs. I thought it was from being thick.

Okay. Maybe she mixed too many. It's always somebody mixes a upper with a downer. Yeah. Or a downer with alcohol. Then they fall asleep. Don't wake up. Or somebody put something else in the upper.

Yeah. Made them go down. That's just got to be a dark surprise. Yeah. I don't like that kind of stuff, man. A lot of stuff out there. Now they got, I mean, everything has something in it. You can't get that real clean drugs like you used to.

And I can't, I don't use them anymore because that's one of the reasons. Yeah. They quit making good stuff. Yeah. They put fentanyl in everything. I mean, you don't know what's in it just because white powder might be sheet rock. Yeah. And fentanyl, people like, people don't have any.

Oh, yeah. Like it used to be, man, the way I see it in the 80s when it was cocaine blowing up from. Blowing in. I mean, a strong wind just dust your stepmother over. That shit was good from Columbia or wherever. And it's, and it's, and it was, and it was good. And now there's, and you want, and you would have repeat customers. Yeah.

Because it's the best, the cream of the crop. But all the, when somebody say cocaine, then it's all there was was cocaine. There was no fake of that because it, this is what it is. Yeah. You know, so then as time passes, then, and everybody gets spread out, the population growing, then you have people selling a fake version of it. Cause they're just in and out of town. They're just trying to make their little money.

Passing by. And they don't care if they kill somebody or not because it doesn't. They don't know anybody there. It don't, they don't care. They don't have to take pride in their work. Right. That's the shame, man. I remember people used to take pride in the work.

I feel like no matter what it was. Yeah, man, I don't know what killed Anna Nicole. I think he had drugs and, uh, I don't know. You believe in ghosts? Yeah, definitely. Oh, damn. But it makes me sad to think that ghosts would still be on earth because if you were here and you don't go on to somewhere better and you're trapped here, how long?

If can you, and if other ghosts are there and you hear about people being like ghosts in a house or haunted house and if they're trapped in that house. Loud ghosts. Yeah. Are they by the, are they, is it a, is it only bad spirits? And then there, if there's good ones, are they, is there something in the, in the middle or are you trapped here and it's bad and you're just like trapped here. And then it makes you think, it makes me think this.

Then if ghosts are trapped here and that's a punishment because you don't go somewhere good, then what, then what are we here? If it's bad for them after. Right. What is that for us? What does that mean? Yeah. Maybe we're like ghosts that people could see real well, like ghosts with blood in them

or something, you know what I'm saying? Like, cause yeah, if you go, I guess if you, if you die, right, and you suddenly you think, cause you probably all at that point, if you read prepared to die, you know, then you're like, all right, you got your fingers crossed, you know, that's that rose shambo with the Lord, you're about to see what the deal is. And then you just suddenly just a damn ghost. Now you're invisible, but still hanging around in the same neighborhood. You got to, I guess, how did that point?

Then what do you do? That's where it gets scared because if then, because if there's ghosts and then it's like, like I was saying, like how long are you there by yourself? And if can you see other ghosts? They got it. You have to be able to see other ghosts. I can't imagine you just sitting around as being a ghost and you can't even talk to the other ghosts.

Yeah. Come on, man. Don't be like that, bro. Don't make a world where if people did, they'd get nobody else to talk to unless that's their punishment. Or is it, or, or is it a choice and they choose not to go on because they, I'm finished business. I'm going to stay in my house. Yeah.

It's my house. HOA shit. I paid the HOA fees for this forever. Yeah. Yeah. I'm staying here, boy. I'd have paid up. Yeah.

What if you pay six months rent in advance and run your die in the first month in a flood or something? I got a solid five months left. Bitch, I'm here. So what do you think happens, ref? You go, God get, you know, you get hit by the Lord's lightning, bro. Something happens to you. You get licked or something right off the earth.

What happens to you? I'd like, I like and be honest, bro. Okay. So I like to think that, you know how like Steve Jobs made an iPhone, right? Yeah. In that iPhone, there's not anything that's in that iPhone that he doesn't know it exists. He put that camera there. He put the, the, when you hit one, it goes to one, it's a touchscreen.

It's this, that, like every aspect of that. So as a, if you're using that phone or if you're the phone, those things were instilled in you by the Steve Jobs, right? So if I look at bodies like iPhone, if you're feeling sad, you're feeling things you can't explain. You're feeling like you love someone. You're feeling like whatever you're feeling or your thoughts or something happens or your, whatever it is, that was instilled in you.

That chip was put in you. So for that to feel sad or compassionate, you see a puppy and you're like, I want to hold it. I want to, you know, loving someone or doing something that, you know, there's no cameras and you're doing something good. Yeah. And you're doing all these things. I think those are instilled in us.

You know, when they're like whistling, doing something joyful, you mean? Yeah. Just happiness, joy. When babies are born, they aren't born mean. They're born into, you know, they're innocent. And most kids are more compassionate than adults because they haven't been through all the, all the cause, opposite emotions that they feel. So I think that all those things that are instilled in us that it didn't come from us.

Somebody had to install that in us. So you got to go somewhere good. There got to be something better than what we're doing here. And sometimes that's all I got to keep going. Amen. I feel that man. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, then that hope, that excitement, that there's something better going on.

If I keep that in my head and in my heart, then that even helps me behave better towards people too. Yeah. You know, because that's my tough thing. Sometimes I just get, man, I get, I get a lot of hidden anger comes out of me. You know, damn, like I got a damn fucking raspberry gremlin living inside of me, bro. Fucking looking for licorice dog. I think it's fucking damn eating eggs in my ass, bro.

And not washing the silverware dog. Something inside of me that just like wants to get out, you know. Anxiety, anger, frustration, sometimes of doing, I'm doing this, this, this, this, all these things. And, you know, and then sometimes people smoke a little weed or something and that takes the edge off. And then as you get older, you realize, okay, maybe that, you know, maybe that's why Mike Tyson smoke so much.

And that works for him. You know, some people, they take the, take the edge off and some people have a couple of drinks. And then some people, if they're already an angry person, then when they drink, then that side of them comes out. And that's when it's, you know, dangerous or they end up, people end up in jail, domestic, whatever the case is. But it's like, I think the, like trying to, like noticing I'm getting angry.

And then also like how we're talking about a little earlier, where it's like looking at yourself from the outside, like being able to stop and be like, let me look at this from the outside. Am I, am I being like, I want a movie. And then there's the angry dad that's like yelling at the kids and beating the kids. Yeah. That's not the cool guy in the movie. Right.

So stopping what you're doing and trying to take a step back. How do I be the cool guy in the movie? I don't want to be the angry, the angry dude who's, who's, who's not, who's fucking shit up. He's fighting his wife, fucking punching somebody, punching Tiffany, punching fucking Don, you know, or Ricky or somebody. Yeah. I feel you.

It's hard to have that piece, man. Noticing to, like, you know what I mean? Noticing that when it's about something about to happen. And then also taking a note and eliminating that from what, what was the, what are the pieces that made you be mad if, if, if throwing the law and doing laundry and you're throwing laundry and it's in your hand is hitting the thing and your back is hurting and you're getting mad and throwing some shit and breaking some, throwing the radio and that breaks $1,000. What's cheaper?

Hiring a maid to do the laundry. Yeah. So you don't get mad. And so your laundry ends up in a nice pile. So you can go do some other shit and, and, and, and you get stuck out of radio or, you know, so you start to understand why I like people walking around. See the rich guy in a suit, walking around with a girl looks like off of Scooby-Doo Jinkies.

What's her name? Oh, Ashley Marie. No, Ashley Lynn Olson. Who you talking about? No, like Velma. Yeah. And there were glasses on with the note. Velma was fine, huh?

She was a little, she was a little something, brother. I know that's about right. Come on, boy. You know, take, you know, sometimes you need to like somebody, I mean, once you get to a certain point, if you're moms even like that, you need an assistant. Like moms need a, a mom can take care of three kids. That's why one kid grows up enough than that kid can help the mom. Or he's sneaking out, going over, uh, stealing sunflower seeds.

Oh yeah. From the squirrel, uh, bin. Yeah, we used to do that. Climb the tree and then he's still in sunflower seeds. Don't, don't do that. Yeah. We had a dude like that, brother. One kid in our neighborhood is dude named Daniel, bro.

He would get up and he'd be eating right out that bird feeder, bro. Something was wrong with him. He liked, he thought he was a bird. Something. He's sipped off that fucking bird bath too, brother. He just wanted that too. He wanted to, he wanted to just, you know, have an egg come out of his ass, bro. Something.

He just loved that bird life. Yeah. They're out of all the animals of all of them. All right. There's only one species that when it's out in the wild, it's doing its thing. That somebody's like, oh, shit, I got to go call the child protective pet services. If a bear's running around wild. They call it.

If a dog is running across the road. Sometimes they call it. Yeah. It depends if, you know, it's puppy, it's going in the back seat. Yeah. He's taking it, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

But like, uh, but birds. Yeah. You see a bird, you can't do nothing about it. That's true. They're gone. They're wild. Hawks, eagles, even the most vicious ones. Bro, we should start calling CPS on birds, bro.

By the time they get there, they're in South Florida or Connecticut. But for the wet bit, but that's the thing. They got to start tracking these animals, bro, because they know where they go. Yeah. A lot of them have flight patterns. They're with a couple of their buddies. You think that they would be able to figure some of that out because they got to start tracking these dogs, man.

I would want to be a hawk. What, what, what would you, what would you want to be? Well, now that you said, yeah, birds are the real one that can get out of, uh, you don't have to have any real battles. There's no issues with, uh, society. You don't run any court date. Nobody. Yeah.

You got to do jury duty. Mm hmm. One time I came outside and, um, way out in the country and, and, um, these vultures. Oh. Like the size of that, that right, that, that right there. Sit on train. What? Yeah.

No, this, this, this, this, this, this thing, this piece of about the size of that chair right there. Oh, yeah. And they're in, they're in the tree and, and when one bird was on a huge limb, like it's a big pine tree, them in it, it's leaning down a little bit. I was like, okay, these are like 50 pounds plus big ass birds. And they're looking down and I was like, what are they looking at? I'm looking out the window.

I go outside and my little frosty is laying down sideways. So these vultures were just looking at her. They would, they're as big as her. They thinking about dinner, huh? They thinking about going down there and scooping some ice cream up, getting a couple of fries and a frosty. Yeah. Damn.

Think about that. They looking at you like, damn, you work at a damn Wendy's, bro. They thinking about to go down there and get served. That'd be crazy. And there's nothing you could do because birds cheat and go right back into the air. They're going to swoop and swoop with the claws. Tell me this, man. I've been thinking about this.

How do you die, bro? When it is, man, how do you go out? If you, if you get your way. So this is what, this is what. Did I ever show you the, what the health? I think I talked about last time, right? What the health? What the health?

The bit, the, the documentary. I don't know if you did or not. You might have, you have a greater memory than me. Okay. So, so like I want to be as healthy as possible, eliminate as much health problems as possible, you know, and try to be a hundred. I think a hundred is a good, a good solid age, man.

If you can make it to a hundred. Cause I see people at the, at the gym, this one dude drinks, he's like, he's like 74 and he's in there. Every time we get in the gym, every time we go to the gym, he's already in there working out eight, nine in the morning. And he's, he's, he's in there till after I leave, but he's, he only goes in the mornings and he, and I was, we were talking to him in the locker room.

Is he tall or short? He's about a little, about my height. Okay. Wow. And he's 74 in shape. And I, and he's, he said, he drinks one cup, one cup of breast milk every day. No.

He said he has 20, he has 20 something kids. And his kids have kids. And then the mothers or even the daughters or his daughters, I think he had the kids just to continue that. Keep getting a cup of, so he's never runs out of breast milk. He said one cup, somebody, somebody's having a baby and somebody's getting a cup. Wow.

Do I, I wonder, does it have to be drank out of like, does it come from his own family? Then I'm guessing. He'll do that. I asked him that. He said, yeah. One cup. I wonder if I could handle it.

I wonder if it would. I don't know how he, if I'd have a reflect, you know, I mean, I think you just got to do it like just, I mean, you know, you're, you know, like ever clear, mix it with some, uh, ginger ale, set it out in the sun for about two days. Right. Yeah. Maybe dog.

I don't know if I could ever have any breast milk, man. You know, actually I knew a girl, uh, this girl, Tommy Laren, she has a friend who has breasts, who does breast milk out of her breasts at parties and shit. Oh no. But I don't like, I don't like all of that, bro. I think breast milk is, if I, you know, I wouldn't drink it out of season.

What's the season for it? I don't know what, what, I don't even know if I could do it like that. Is it like, uh, you know, like they have that thing at Starbucks that comes out. What is it? Right. Like the, like the, uh, the pumpkin spice.

Yeah. Calzone. Yeah. Like maybe in the wintertime I could do it, you know, breast milk, Calzone, do a fucking lime, kiwi, fucking licorice croissant. Right. It's just a shot.

Just a little. Yeah. You'd have to have it with something, I'm saying. If I think if you were, something is wrong with you. Chase with something. Yeah. Or have something before it. I don't think you go and just have breast milk.

I don't, I don't think I would. Maybe like melt some like vanilla bean, blue bell ice cream. And you got a shot of that. Boom. Take that back. Then you go breast milk and then you go melted, uh, vanilla bean, uh, blue bell again. Ah.

Then it's just, you know, I think it would overlap it. Yeah. I think, yeah, you'd have to manage it. Well, because I don't know if you could tell your neighbors and shit about it. I just, I don't want to be doing, I don't like to do things in secret. That's what hurts me.

I think. Yeah. Yeah. I try to, I try not to ever lie because man, eventually you just like, it'll become a problem for you. It hurts me. And if you have a lot of somebody. I have to remember that I lied.

If you have a lot of somebody. That you, you're around all the time. So you want to be around. Then it's just, all it's going to do is just, you're going to have a relationship with that lie. Right. Then you living right next to your life. You don't want to have that.

So you want to just be honest. And then if you got a lot of somebody, maybe you just, just keep them out of your life. So you ain't got a lot no more. Yeah. Tell two or three lies to them and tell them to fucking hit the road. Does anybody ever recognize you?

And then you, you tell them, they say, Hey, are you the Avant and you're like, nah, man. Yeah. Sometimes man. The other day I was at the airport and I wasn't doing that good. They shut down all the food places, you know. So I was trying to fucking make something out of just a couple items at the little quick stop.

Yeah. And they don't have a lot of good items. You know, they, I had commandeered a couple of lunchables out of there. And so at least I had a couple, you know, some protein options. That was the closest thing to a, you know, a real entree in the joint. So I had me two lunchables and I'm kind of putting something

together. I was trying to do it in secrecy. I got to like a gate that didn't have anybody at it. So I'm over there, got me a little plate, bro. And things already been delayed three or four hours. I'm sitting over there stacking my stuff up. Got an extra thing of string cheese and I broke that down, you know, into, you know, you know, similar looking pieces.

And I kind of put myself hold together a little bitty sandwich. Okay. And this dude came up, bro. And man, I just, I think I felt ashamed of myself. For being, you know, sitting on the air floor, the airport. I mean, you're just trying to chill. Yeah, I know. There's something about a man like an adult fucking with two

lunchables open, no children around just shit. You know, it looked, I think from far away, it looked kind of sad. And then he said, are you Diovon? And I said, not today. I'm not. Yeah. And then what did he say?

He said, no worries, man. I understand. Okay. And that shit just fell. Fuck. I felt like I just didn't even take care of my kids. I mean, sometimes people come up to me and they're like, are you Diovon?

And I'm like, no, not today. Not today. Not having a dude. Oh, bro, I will tell you this, dude. I went to the Sherwin-Williams, bro. Okay. And they love you up in there. Oh, dog.

They love you. I need to name some Sherwin-Williams paints. Oh, dude. If you had, oh. In cray old crayons, but Sherwin-Williams, I could, I could name some paints. If you had a riffraff line, bro. Caramel back hair, bro.

That'd be my fucking, I'd paint my whole house under storm gray. Oh, what about this? Cripple mauve. I would say, or if it was like a mauve tone, I love some mauve tones. Oh, now I would have like Marvelous. Ooh.

What about this, bro? Oh. What about? Ooh, what about this, bro? What about diabetes? That color? The color, bro. I think I would be proud on the up and up of the positive

things. Or what about this? Okay. What else? Cured diabetes. Damn. Orange. That's nice.

That's nice. Nice melted, like a melted Flintstones pushup pop type deal. It's a nice orange. Yeah. Yeah, I think I would love it if you did Sherwin-Williams. But I went into Sherwin-Williams, bro. And the dude goes, man, you know who you look like, dude, bro. And this, he was like that dude that says, dude, bro.

He was like, you know who you look like, dude, bro. And I thought he was going to say me. I thought he was joking with me. And he go, you look like motherfucking riffraff, dude. Then he goes, I love that. And he said the N word, a white dude, bro. They know me. They know me.

Yeah. I was like, damn, that's cool as hell, bro. If a white person calls you the N word and you're a white person, bro, that's like as good as you can do. Fuck with you. Yeah. They fuck with you hard, man. I feel like black people would let you say the N word, man.

They don't, I feel like do whatever I want because I, I, I select who I'm around or not. Yeah. You know, you gotta, you, you, you don't have to watch your mouth, watch your tone around your, your friends. You get to a certain level where it's like, I don't got an answer to nobody and I can choose who I even want to be in my world. And when I, I learned at a young age, I'm better at yelling.

I'm better at yelling than explaining. When I start stuttering, it's cause I'm trying to say some shit that I feel like what the fuck am I even explaining for? But then if I care about somebody, I'll try to explain something. And I feel like, damn, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm explaining to grandma why I've got a face full of jam. 30 minutes for dinner. Go clean off your damn britches.

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She didn't want you to. She don't give a lot of context with it. She was just like, are you doing a BM and she would. Oh, she would write it down on a little thing when we did it. Oh, wow. Trying to monitor your like what time to eat or what time to maybe something like that. You know, maybe she didn't want us like, you know, messing up that porcelain. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Tinkering up that porcelain. Don't be.

Don't be putting those stains on my new porcelain. Yeah, you bootying up that pink porcelain. I think she wanted to know when we was, she was that kind of lady. She wanted to know when you was going to really shit. That's a certain type. Oh, bro, she was hardcore, bro. She was like a real, you know, Colin Powell or whatever. Real militant minded. Oh, she was a sergeant. Sergeant Streaks. Yeah, she really was, man.

Sergeant Streaks. Dude, I'm grateful to have you here, man. I wanted to ask you to, bro. I was thinking about, um, you know, a lot of rumors, bro. There's a lot of rumors out there in the world. Always. And you believe in rumors? It depends who the source is, honestly, where it's coming from. But you never know who heard it prior to, I mean, it's, it's, it's a 50-50 thing. And then it's just like, you know, if we were sitting in a circle and somebody say something, it really, it really, it depends which person is telling the information.

Oh, yeah. And how fucked, how fucked up they are. Are they drunk telling the story that they aren't supposed to be telling and they have half the information and aren't saying it wrong? Oh, yeah. Did they hear it the other way and then how are they going to translate it? So it's usually, usually, sometimes it's just because if it's a, if it's a good, if it's a bad, if it's something bad, if it's a bad story, if it's a bad, if it's something that's a negative about somebody. It could be a just complete lie that somebody made up that's very specific and they're trying to fuck this person up and then there's no way out of it. You already got shit stains on it.

You know what I mean? Grandma was beating on that door. But if it's good, then it's a 50-50. If it's bad, it's 10%. That's how I see it. Right, right. If it's a rumor that's bad, it's probably 10% chance. Less credibility on the bad ones.

Right. That's what I learned. That's fair, man. Especially if it has something to do with a wealthy male. Yeah. If it's a wealthy male and it's something bad, it's probably 10%. Yeah. It's probably been, a lot of it could be calculated there.

It's very calculated. Everything's a smear campaign when it's something bad. If it's someone, but if somebody's saying something bad about somebody who's successful has money, chances are it's a smear campaign. Yeah. Yeah, it happens a lot, man. Dude, I remember we would play that game Telephone. Remember where people always say that thing in a circle? Somebody say something, say it to somebody else?

And I grew up in Louisiana and half the time we'd come around and be like, they would be at the end of the line, you know? And we had this one kid, bro. The same kid I was telling you about earlier, bro, this kid Daniel, he would always, we played at school with a teacher, right? Yeah. So we would come all the way around. And she'd be like, all right, Daniel, say what you heard. And he would yell the N-word, bro. We'd be like, what the fuck?

I don't know where. And it was his plan the whole time, bro. He was just waiting. It would be like, you know, mom likes shortbread and he would go on and, you know, somebody got a short horse. And then it's like Deandra, you know, ride a short bus and we'd keep moving around. And then he would yell out the N-word. He was like, damn. Classic Daniel.

And they kept him there the same every time. They kept him there. They kept him there. They never moved him from the end. Yeah, maybe just, you know. The teacher had no plans, bro. But so what I'm trying to really, I guess, ask you is a lot of rumors out there about you. You've had a lot of stuff in your life about music, art.

And I'm hearing that you might have a thing where you want to get into politics and stuff like that. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious, man. I mean, no. But if, I mean, how much is it, how much is the, how much they pay you to be the president? The only thing, the only way I'll do it is politics is if, you know how people can go viral or a song can just magically go viral from 10 years ago, 20 years ago. If somebody did a Dan Tony for president campaign and that shit actually went and they're like,

well, he's over 35. Well, he's born in America. Right. Well, you know what? We gave fucking, fucking Weekend of Bernie's guy. We gave him, we gave fucking, you know what I mean? We gave Carl from Home Depot the fucking president. We'd like just to get the other guy out like shit.

Fuck it. Let's go to rock rock. It's like, no, I got movies to shoot. Fuck it. Go Dan Tony. And everybody's like, you know what, like, let's just get a fucking American fucking real actual man in there to fucking run the show and, and, and listen to people and do all this shit. I do it.

But it's not, it's not like that. But is it something, so you would do it if it came to you, if it came knocking on your door, you would do it. Put it like this. It's, it's like, everybody asked me to like, oh, you should have podcasts. You should do all these, you know, have a pocket. I don't feel like I could set that up and organize it. The only way I would do that is if like you were like, oh, you know what? I'm going to fully set up this riffraff podcast and then show me the vision for coming from

someone who's already massively successful in it. So it would have to be something from the world and they want it. They want it and they put it together and fuck it. I'll be, I'll be president now. Now I'll actually try. But me doing the whole campaign and actually trying to be president or trying to be, I'm going to be the fucking a mayor. He could start with a mayor, city council, city council.

Sounds like a lot of work, a lot of suits, a lot of dry cleaners, a lot of luncheon. Can I bring my dogs? I think you questions that I'm like, I got to even ask the. What's some of the rules you do right when you get in there? They put you in there, man. Are we talking mayor or talking president? I would say Senate or Lieutenant or like Governor, Lieutenant. First of all, I'm like, all right, where y'all got me staying at?

Is it a guard gated Senate penthouse? So you want that upstairs spot? I need them off States. Yeah. We're going to like, what are the part? What are you? I don't know where I'm at, where I could set up. Is there a homeowners association in my home?

Are y'all giving me a house or just giving me a whole bunch of shit to do in a pile of papers and be like, oh, you got to find your own trailer. So you want housing? Not just housing. My bad. Big. Just give me an arena. All right.

Guard gated and what you're going to do though, you the moat that goes around the entire thing and one drawbridge goes down. That's what we're doing. First we'll build a moat. All right. 10 feet. Because nobody's 10 feet tall. Alligators.

And then what? Piranhas. Oh, damn. Do alligators and piranhas even get along? We don't know. So imagine if you fell in that. I'm not doing that. They're already been practicing.

I ain't being in there. Right. So when they have to try to get me out after them four years or I don't know, what is it, two and a half months if you're Senate? I don't know what it is. They just shot that one guy. See, like fame isn't even. Stain set it.

Oh, you put that smoke baby. You put my grandma in prison in 86. I'm like, I just started being Senate. You didn't get my grandma. Your great-grandfather put my grandfather in a headlock. Yeah. You know, and now I'm dealing with the previous prior terms of agreement. You dealing with old shit.

You used to steal, steal sentiment. Your great-grandfather stole sentiment from somebody I knew. You stole the, you stole sentiment toes crunch idea. Your uncle Rodney had had his fist so far up my ass. He took my ideas. He took my identity. I'm having an identity crisis. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's really just a gallbladder issue. It's somebody who just got who, it's a four year old. They're leaving comments and now you have to deal with that. Now you're losing sponsors because somebody made five fake IG pages saying they don't want you to be senators. They kicking you out. For toddlers.

Yeah. Damn. Yeah, you right, man. It's a lot. I feel like it would give me more anxiety than I already. Really? Do you have a good bit of anxiety you think? Every day.

Really? People wouldn't believe it. And what do you take for it? Do you take a special juice or something? What are you doing right now for? You do massages? Do you go to any type of like, you know, I do therapy twice a week. I do men's meeting.

Talking? Yeah. More talking. The only time I talk is with you or maybe my pups. My pups are my therapy. Oh, they are? That's your therapist. Huh?

Dang. Well, they say they have a question in therapy. People talk to horses. I don't know if it's horses or not, but it's a they talk to they talk to different animals. Yeah. I guess it is horses equestrian. Yeah. That's a question.

Damn, bro. That's brave as fuck, dude. The first dude who ever did it must have been high on drugs, bro. Roll up to a horse and to start telling them what was going on. I mean, if you set your phone down and set everything to the side. And you sit there like in the midst of like a horse or your dog that you raised or whatever. Yeah. And you're talking regardless if the energy is real, you know, and the vibe is real and

they say horses calm people down and that's true. I feel like that, you know. I think when you're talking to your, if you were, you're raising my puppies, right? My friends, I'm raising them and everything. They know, they know my energy. Okay. They know my whatever. If I'm throwing shit around or if I'm mad or I'm throwing something or slam the door,

they might get scared at first, but they don't run away from me. They know that something is wrong. And sometimes like if I'm just, and if I do something and then like, well, I mean, I was thinking about Jody just now, but like, I, they, they, they understand and they could come near me. So they're almost more supportive, like they know, Hey, what's going on? You know, I believe that, you know, I don't think even like we could go back to the cave man times.

Everybody, there wasn't any language. Now there's 50 different languages or something like, when you talk like you're, you're not in your stomach and you're like exerting this energy. I think some things like communicating doesn't have to be words. Like sometimes, you know, if you have your loved one near and like, you know, sometimes just holding the hand or hugging or something like that, not just a random person, but maybe, but maybe, you know what I mean? I think sometimes the best communication isn't even words.

So therapy could be. Yeah. That's a good point, man. They could even have therapy where you just go and hug somebody or hold somebody. Petting horses, brushing a horse could, I feel like that would be a lot more stressful leaving than kickboxing, talking to somebody and, and then paying them 300 bucks to tell you what your problems are. That maybe they got the same problem or they got other problems that they got to go to

somebody else. Well, maybe it's good though. Maybe therapy is good. I haven't done yet. You should try. You never tried it? No. Really?

Man, you got a guy. I guess. But then also, sometimes I think you should be able to pay the therapist based on how it went. Yeah. If it went good, you get 60. If it went all right, you get 45. You know?

You know? Get a little cup of coupon or something. Yeah. I'll be like, I'm going to get you next time. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to get you next time. We're going to see what you got next time, therapist person.

Yeah. We'll see how it goes, man. It's good. It's good to see. Is it? No, I'm saying. You're laying down on the therapist couch. Oh, yeah.

It's a wool. I'm not laying on this damn thing. Not this one. This is good. This is nice quality Velveteens. This is nice quality Velveteens, but I just, is it like a spa type setting in there or is it bright lights beaming in your room? I think some of the times I go in there, it's kind of chilling dark books behind you.

Okay. They talk about getting better. They got a picture of a guy on there getting, you know, when he's like, some guy's crying by his bed or something, but he's penis out. Okay. And then a couple of books have pictures of like a brain on them. Which book do you pull? And then the bookcase twists around and then you're like, Oh, I don't give a fuck about

anxiety. There's a mix of adventure and a treasure back here. All of a sudden you're wiping your tears on your Gucci sweater and fucking running back there. Damn, $45 an hour. Yeah, baby. This is a fucking escape room. Yeah.

I think people, if everybody lived the life like it's movie, I think people would be crying as much. Did you ever see the Goonies? Yeah, I liked the Goonies, man. My cousin knew a guy who worked with a guy who used to, who worked on Goonies. Okay. He knew what he was saying about it and he in forwarded just that was that. Yeah.

He was just bragging. Like, yeah, my brother did the makeup. He did the makeup for that. Yeah. We remember when, and it's like, just tell us your brother's gay, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Tell us all of this crazy shit.

Yeah. My brother did the makeup for a bad boys four or something, you know, or Christmas with the cranks. Yeah. My cousin got beat, got beat up on set of Christmas with the cranks at night when the set was closed down. Damn. What about this though, man?

You've had a lot of interesting things in your life, music, art, Michael Jordan reenactments. What about that family, bro? You going to get a family or what's up soon? One day. Really? I'm thinking the next. I want my Huskies to play with my child, you know, on a rate, I want to have my Huskies play with my kid, you know, and I think that will, that'll bring more, bring life.

You know, it's like I've gotten puppies for the big one, you know, and then you get another puppy and then, you know what I mean? Yeah. I think I think that they need to, they need to see a baby, play with baby. Bro. Yeah. Our roller needs a low roller, baby. You know, little baby riff or a little, you know, ain't no telling.

Do you think about it? Sometimes I think about it. Yeah. It's always been kind of spooky to me. It's definitely like something that you, it'll be life changing, but I think it comes to time just like, if you have it in your mind when you're a kid, like, eventually, you know, then you're going to get to the time like, all right, well, it's about time. You know, it's like, I think, like, I think every man should, like, I've lived with my

homies before. We're living crazy house in LA or wherever and you know, it's a fun time. Oh yeah. I remember last time you told us about living with Simon when you first moved out there with him. Yeah. And eventually you get to a point where you're like, well, I've lived with my friends before. Like, you know, I think when you're about like 30, it's time to be like, oh, when I

go home or I got my woman at home, you know, because I think just eventually you, even if you got your friends and y'all go do whatever, like, eventually you're going to get tired of doing everything yourself, you know what I mean? Yeah. It gets lonesome. It gets boring, lonesome. You start thinking too much, being less productive, you know. Yeah.

I even got me one of them dang body pillows one time, bro, full body. It's like a supposed to be like, not a woman, but they say you could put perfume or whatever on it. Yeah. Pretty much. But it can't just be anybody. No. Because that, you know, goes back to the energy thing, like if you aren't, you got to be

something, you know what I mean? And that's where it's like, all right, like this is something that I'm going to have to, you know, organize, not, what's the word? Like that, the thought of like having a child in your mind, it's getting close to that time, you know what I mean? Or if you're getting out of shape, it's like, oh, I'm going to have to hit the gym pretty soon. You know what I mean?

Right. It's a little bit of that same thing almost like there's something inside of this has man, something. Yeah. Like I come home and I have a sandwich or I make me a taco. Yeah. I make tacos probably five nights a week. Okay.

I'll make tacos too. I make some mean there. Dan Tony tacos. Yeah. I got to make you something. Yeah. I would have somebody out on the ponderosa baby, get out there and fill my damn holes with them.

But I'll say this, man, fill my holes with all of them. If I dude, I fucking love tacos so much, bro. If I could, bro, if I had taste buds in my colon, I'd put one in my head. Okay. Well, you know, it's one way to do it. And then there's other ways. There's one of them. You know what I'm saying, bro?

I want that, you know, I want to see what that I don't supersize it though. That's for sure. I want that regular size. Yeah. I want that baby talk. But yeah, man, I think about that because that's always been spooky to me, bro, is trying to thinking about having a kid just a shit always scared me getting married. Yeah.

You ever been married? Never. Damn, bro. And me neither, bro. Yeah. I think Simon either. There's a few like mutual cranes of friends that I never, it's, it's, it's, and he's, he's just now he's having like, he's not at his prime yet.

I don't think he's, you know, he keeps remaking his every time when I talk to him, I'm like, you know, like naked gun 33 and a third and like I could see him being that and then finally blowing up Steve Martin. Like you, all you remember him, he had, I'm the only time I saw Steve Martin when he had white hair. Yeah. And three megos and high school or anything. What was the one where he was the one where it's like he was the dad?

Oh, oh, I knew you were talking about father of the bride. It was, it was meet the parents before meet the parents. Oh, my girl. Both of those. He was great, bro. Yeah. He's, he's, he's in my favorite movie. Above the rim.

No. Oh, that's your favorite. We know that probably. He was in Clash the Titans. I know the one where he's the, the preacher, the traveling preacher. Do you ever see that? I see that. I watch it.

God, bro. What's it called? It's called, I think snake, something, snake, something. Let me think. Dang, bro. We'll look that up. It'd have like a picture of him on the front of the thing. Yeah.

We're not with, with, with, with kids that, that gives me anxiety because I know how like cautious and like how much I care and just about my pups. So like with a, with a kid, I know, I know, and the more I like hear about like people having kids and that are like, they keep them, they homeschool them and stuff because they don't want them going out into what's in the world right now. Like, you know, that's like, it's just out of control to, I mean, and again, there could be a million schools and then one bad thing happens. That's going to be all of the news.

That's right. I understand that. It's just low, but I don't even want that percentage. And I think in the first 10 years of a child's life, it's almost like a hard drive or a SIM card, a SIM card, you know, it gets full, right? Like a SIM card that you're taking pictures. So you're downloading, or an iPod, you're downloading all this information for the first 10 years.

And then after 10 years, unplug it and now you're using that information. Are you playing the song? You could, and it's updating your apps, but you're uploading, you're getting those initial things that are like the basis of your entire life. I remember shit from when I was between one and 10, more than I remember shit from when I was 20, 30. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

And we still probably live off of those things. I live off those whole operating systems, you know what I mean? So I would want my kid, I would want to be right there definitely for the first 10 years. Make sure they're protected. You know, put tennis balls on the edges of all corners and there's no way it's busting their face open. And you got to be there because that's when the kids are going to remember either, my dad loves me and my parents love me and it's not even going to, it's going to be subliminally

already instilled in them. They're going to have so much confidence that my parents got my back. My dad always got my back. Let's go play this. Let's go do this. I can call my dad. Then they get into that pattern of doing that where if you weren't there, then that in the first 10 years, if you weren't there every day, it doesn't matter if you, oh, they're

not going to understand like, oh, he was working. He was one paying for this. If you weren't there that day, all they remember is that they didn't have a close relationship with you and it's not going to get closer. So I think that the first 10 years you got to be right there. Like I see how like Cal DJ Khaled loves his kids. I can't see them going to no public school. If you want to teach them something, they come, they come to the house and they sit there

and they learn, maybe learning a different language, maybe learning math, maybe learning whatever. But I think being around a kid, being around their parents is important. And then they learn how you act. They learn how you do things. They learn how to do. Now it's time to like, okay, let me not smoke around a kid. Let me not drink.

Let me not, you got to be on your, you know, you don't want to be yelling around them and all that shit. So do you, did you feel like your environment was like that growing up or you would give your kids a different environment? I would give them a way different environment. But I also love both my parents and they were doing, like they were doing the best that they could. Yeah.

They were doing the best they could. Like I don't look back at them like, I hate my dad or, you know, I hate my mom or something, you know, because it was different times too. Yeah. And ultimately they, whoever your parents were, even if you don't like them, I can't speak for everybody, but it's like you're here. The combination of those two made you be here and if it was somebody else, it wasn't your, if he wasn't here, you wouldn't even be here.

So just remember that. But this is, yeah, that's how you got here. So when it's like, you see like stories of like, like kids like, oh, some kid in high school couldn't do this and then, yeah, so yeah, at good point, yeah, Damien, he killed his parents because they wouldn't give him, they wouldn't let him watch cartoons and nine o'clock. You see that sometime. Damien, they had one kid, his parents wouldn't let him go to the dance and he killed his

whole family. And it's like, and he couldn't even dance that good. They had a video of him dancing. He wanted to learn how to dance. I mean, it just, what, what, I mean, like, I guess, I guess, we're going to the dance as a kid or not. Oh, I would go to skating rink. Oh yeah, you would.

Yeah, I love it, like a down in danger species up in the skating rink, baby. And I was skating a little bit of, I mostly played arcade games, but just a vibe of, and it was like a black light in there and they had a little DJ dude, they had a DJ up in that little DJ bar and you just come in there and as soon as you open that door, it's a cold wind. It's chilly in there and you just, you got in there, man, then you, you see the little stars on the floor circling around. It was a, it was a vibe.

And people were out there now. Did all the skating, did they have the lights out on the whole time or every now and then they put the lights out and let people skate? Like the night time, like they had that, like the, you know, the little spotlight thing or the little stars and stuff. Yeah, I think they maybe cut it on, cut the, all the lights on, I guess the very end to be like, it was basically a club for kids, you know, but, but it would be a pretty, pretty dark on the, not too dark, but you know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, yeah, you get out there and you've got to wait and just like double dutch and get in there and just start coasting and you go out there and bust your ass a few times and then, you know, if somebody sees you and then George Michael, they would play George Michael sometimes too. A lot of George Michael and a lot of Billy Idol, gay dude, what kind of sneak out Billy Joel. You'd see like kids you didn't know was gay or their brothers was coming out.

You were like, Dan, this seemed like a different energy out here, a couple of new guys out here. Yeah. Some grownups out here. What are they doing? Yeah. Yeah. Like they aren't all the way growing up.

Waspedy stepped that out here suddenly, bro. You got his shirt off, though. Yeah. It's a 23 year old. He has like home tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, uh, we had a girl, one time I saw a girl had their pussy smoke tattooed

on her. Damn. I'm like, what? That really made me think about everything. Right. What was she? What was she doing? What was she on?

I don't know. She worked at a Slotsky's over there. She heard that place? Slotsky's. Slotsky's the sandwiches. Yeah. I used to get the everything bagel and then I'd get like everything in it. I'd get some corned beef, hash, roast beef, ham, turkey, bro.

The lettuce. I don't even normally get mustard, but I get regular mustard in there. Spice it up. God. Yeah. Dude, I think I just realized if a bunch of people beat the fuck out of me, if they said some of my favorite foods while they were punching me, I don't think I would mind it that much.

Oh. You know, if they were like crème brûlée bitch, I'd be like, oh fuck, but yes, I like it. Okay. You know? Yeah. I was just trying to think about that, man. Has a girl ever punched you?

Oh, I'll tell you this, dude. So I was in love. I don't know if I was in love with this girl, but we were, you know, we were kids and we were fucking. Okay. You know? We were in a, and she found out, I met, I fell in love with another girl and she found out about it and she came up and ran up to me one time when I was with the other girl

and she hit me and I didn't know what to do, bro. So I fucking fell down. Okay. It was kind of like delayed though. Like she hit me and then I kind of was like, oh, because I was like, if I stay up, I got to deal with her and her standing right here arguing the best thing I can do right now is kind of fall down because then at least it's like, hey, I'm taking a, I'm out of here. You know?

I fell down. I'm not answering any questions. Oh, bro. I was horrible. I pretended like I was unconscious. Oh. That was the craziest part. It's a good way to do it.

I guess it could have ran. She hit me hard. You could have. Yeah. Run. It would have been crazy though. Ah, shit. I'm fucked up.

Call me. Let's just run. No, nothing else. Yeah, man. I was the girl. I know. I lost my virginity to that girl, bro. Behind a bowling alley over there.

The first one? Yeah. The punch. The punchy. Yeah. The fighter. She must like you. Did you ever talk to, did you talk to her after that ever?

Yeah. I just got a text from the other day, man. Really? Yeah. We had some issues later on. Oh. We ended up splitting up a couple of times, putting air in each other's shampoos and shit. Oh, that's a different.

He was looking for a court date. Wait, interact. We were looking for a court date. Yeah. You know? But yeah, I lost my virginity over there behind a bowling alley over there, Tiffany Lane's over there, and some kids was throwing rocks at us, bro. Oh, shit.

Pretty cool. They were throwing rocks. Yeah. They didn't like it. I don't know. I think they were Christians or what are just jealous, one or the other. Okay. But it's hard to stay hard when people throwing rocks at you.

Yeah. Especially when you're young. That's a good metaphor for life. Yeah. It's hard to stay hard. People throwing rocks at you. Yeah. Thanks, man.

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What about you, bro? When you first get into sexual world, bro, that you've had first have a real interest in it. Man, I was so much into basketball, but you had to stop and get into sex even for a half time or something. Because it was like after I was done playing basketball, I was like, how old was I? 20. Damn.

Did you break your heart? No. You broke her heart? No. Oh, damn. Y'all just sit in it. It just. I know what.

You didn't? No. Wow. Y'all just met somewhere? It was like a dark area? I think it was like the first time I got drunk, I think. I didn't get drunk or smoke weed. Oh, really?

Or have sex until I was 20. Wow. Was you real? Man, I thought if my friends would be in the car smoking weed, I'll put the window down. I was a basketball. I wanted to be. Oh, wow.

Yeah. I wanted to sell for an hour ago. And I think when I stopped playing basketball, or I started, I stopped being, because I was playing for a college, and then it's always been if the coach loves me and I'm getting playing time, but then I'm great if somehow the coach don't like me and I'm on the bench, I'm gone. Because I can already see it. And this coach, it was game, we had just had, we had been practicing, you know, practice,

practice, practice, early morning practice, they have two days, get up at 6 a.m. and you have four o'clock, whatever it is. And we're doing all these practices. And then the day before our first game, he brings everybody to the gym and we're sitting down. And he's like, now y'all can't be, it's like 6 a.m. y'all can't be telling other people and people around campus that you got a scholarship here or that you're here on a full ride or that you're doing this and bragging about this

and you're in drinking and partying and expect to be playing. I'm just like, I'm sitting there the whole time. Mind you, I haven't drank, I haven't done it. And then it's like, Simcoe, they've been telling me that a few of our players have been telling me that you're going around telling people you got a full ride scholarship and you're going to be starting and that you've been... He's from Minnesota. I don't know why he has a Texas accent.

But he's also, yeah, but who knows if he's traveled when he's younger. Yeah. And then he's like, and telling people you have a scholarship and you're going to be starting. If I hear any more of that, you're going to be on the bench for the whole year. To me. And I'm looking around. I'm like, which one of you... And I was about to be starting.

And then so when I heard that, I was like, this isn't good. Damn. Yeah. And so you left it? No. So then right after that, we had a game that night and he didn't start me, but I'd been starting it the whole time in practice. So then go to the game and he put me in the second half and I think I had like 15 points

on the second half. He didn't play me where he was at, but let me start the second half. So I was like, okay, this is where I just prove that I could do this because we have another game. We have like a tournament next day because it's early in the season. So I had like 15 points on the second half. So I'm like, okay, well, he obviously sees if I played the whole game, I would have had 30 points.

Right. 15 points. Next day we go to Michigan and we had a tournament bench the whole time, puts me in the last three seconds. It's freezing cold. We drove on the bus from Minnesota to Michigan. It's eight hour drive or something. Oh, and we're all the way over there.

It's freezing. It's icy roads. I played like three, the last three seconds of the first game, but then we had another game that night. Didn't play me the entire game. I was like, as soon as I get back, I'm done, man. That was it. Because I did everything I could.

Right. I mean, it wasn't good enough for, you know what I mean, I can't deal with the, I can't deal with, with, with someone controlling my outcome later than I, then I got drunk. Damn. Bro, that's funny, bro. Yeah. I don't like having someone having control over my outcome, man. I'd like to be the one that has determines what happens to me.

I think that's why a lot of people end up like leaving a job that was paying a lot of money, that they had somebody telling them what to do 24 seven or having too much power over them and they're under the thumb and they're dictating their life. That's not good for anybody. If you could go back, would you do it any different? Because sometimes I think that I end up damaging myself by being that way a little, you know? It helps me and it hurts me kind of. The only, the main thing, if I did, I think I'm right where I'm supposed to be now.

You know what I mean? I wouldn't rather be nowhere else. Gang, baby, thanks, bro. But one thing that, the one, the one thing I'll do different in the past is I was on Diplo's label and I wanted to be more free. I wanted to do whatever I want, drop whatever I want. Now looking back, after neon icon, I should have stayed focused and been like, all right, we got to do another project that tops neon icon.

And I can't drop another project till we top what we just did. And what ended up happening is like, I kept doing what I do, dropping videos, songs, do whatever I want whenever I want, and if I go back, I would go stick with the script that he had. We're still friends, we're still, you know, my brother works out, you know what I mean? But that one thing and spend more time with Jody Husky and taking more places. Probably those two things stick out to me most that probably come across my mind. You know.

Things you might try different. Might try something different. Just pop up in my brain, just periodically throughout the week that have popped up in my brain for the last years, you know what I mean? I should like, oh, dude, yeah, I got shit like that. I got some little skeletons that come by. What, what, do you have anything that you would, you would change in here? Yeah, I think I would probably let, I would trust other people more.

I would trust like, you know, I never wanted to have a manager or anything like that. You know, I never really worked, worked well with it. So I think there's times when I probably could do a little better if I trust other people and just believe, hey, maybe these people do have some of my best interests at heart. They're not just trying to get money or get up on me or something like that, or, you know, or take advantage of me. I think it goes back to old scripts from when I was a kid, probably when I thought that somebody in a superior position, I didn't trust them.

And so it's just old, it's just reading the old newspaper sometimes, you know, so. I think you're, you know, I've even to this day had, you know, like gone through exactly what you're saying. Yeah. I learned now, even with the last like a little bit of time is like, yeah, you're gonna have to trust somebody, but you don't have to trust anybody to, with your money. Like if it's a manager or whoever's gonna help, then do that, but you don't need to be in control of my money because then eventually that, that turned into power over your life.

So if you, you wanted to be able to trust your accountant, right, right. And luckily I can trust mine. You know what I mean? Cause everybody can't trust theirs. And that, you know, my account saved my life. Wow. Yeah. He told you, Hey, you got to put the brakes on right here.

He said, he said, look at a riff. I got any talk to you. Look at this, this, this, this and I come over there. Okay. You know what I mean? Cause everybody ain't gonna, ain't gonna show you cause some people are going to be on the other side. You see the thing with Britney Spears, like she couldn't even pick her lawyers.

So if the lawyers are on the side with whoever's controlling her, then she, then she has no hope. But if that lawyer said, you know what you can do this, this, this, you don't got to deal this to not one person who could help that and fix all that. But if you got everybody playing against you, now you're screwed. And it's tough. I bet he at her level cause you don't know who to trust then. And if you don't have power of your life, then you're basically just like a white, a

white tiger in a cage. Go make the money. All right. You're done. Go back in here. Click. Yeah. I'm gonna press.

Yeah. Cool. Let's go count his money. But. And they put you a little money in there with your food. Here's your money right here. Look, look. Here's your money right here.

And you a fucking tiger. You can't even spend no money. Yeah. What are you gonna buy? Some damn Frosted Flakes. Damn, bro. Before you go, if you did, if, if you did get into politics though, what would you do you think about some of these gas prices, man?

Honestly, bro. Could you, could you think you could do something? Well, I heard. We need a savior. I heard that the, and I forget where I heard this or maybe I just saw it on Instagram, which again goes back to the room or something. Oh yeah. The percentage is who knows what.

But I heard that the gas, the gas isn't disappearing. People could, oh, they've been making the same process of like making the turn in whatever it, I don't know how it works, drilling for oil or whatever, or turning something into gas. You could make your own gas. The guy boss had made his own gas, but it burned off a lot of his skin on his arms, maybe or legs. He had big arms and small legs, so it's easy to cinch those puppies.

We're easy to get it confused too when you're looking at him. Who's doing handstand? I mean, he was. Well, bro, he had this one dude, Mr. Polito, bro, he fucking made his own gas, bro. And he actually died. They fucking threw him in a ditch fire, bro. Why? And he died.

I don't know why. I didn't know him that good. I think there's other things probably that could, like, you can't run off water, right? Well, they say you can't, but we don't have a lot of proof that you can't. I mean, I just feel like if there was a way that, you know, you could do solar power energy for houses, put all them solar panels on, why can't you do that for the cars? I agree. Or even if it's an old car, put the solar panels on and get a system cranked in there

and like, I feel like there's got to be a better way than gasoline. Gasoline is dangerous as fuck. I don't even like to cook with gas, but if it goes tick, tick, tick, I'm opening up all the windows. I'm opening up all the windows and I'm ordering McDonald's and I'm not even eating it. I'm just going to put it there on the table. Oh, I turn in a damn Bruce Willis every time they start that bitch. I turn in.

Yeah, I back away. Oh, this has gas. So it's even better. Hold on. It's not better. I'm lying. The craziest thing is somebody will start to tick, tick, tick, they'll start telling you a story, bro.

And they won't even, I'm looking at the windows like damn bro, open up every window and turn on every fan. Man, people just don't want their life. Some people don't want their life. I think some people don't just generally don't don't care or maybe they aren't even thinking about it because it's so stressed out and anxiety of what they got to deal with to fix what's going on. That bad that this is software.

I got that shaky software, man. I got it. Is that, you know, is that the system that we're placing to be stressed out? I think everybody needs to spread the fuck out. You think so? I think that. Really? I don't know.

But I'm not saying I just, I don't know. I feel like if I get by myself too much, then I get real lonely. Okay. And but then also if you get in, you're at New York, you can't live in there. You got to suck the, it's like air body. Oh yeah. You can't even. The bottom of the barrel.

There's a little sauce for you. Right? You know. Yeah. So, you know what I'm saying? You halfway through something. Slice the, the, the damn aluminum mott's tag and go fucking pawn it before you can even finish your Tupperware sauce.

Dude, you kind of like me in a lot with nostalgia, man. You love nostalgia. Why do you think it is? It's just installed in my brain. It's in my, you know, that first 10 years of my life, it's, it's there. It's just there. You love it. And it's, it's, it's, I've run off of it.

Yeah. You know. It's fascinating. I do. Man, I love thinking about the past. I love thinking about moments from when I was young. And why did it impact me and what, what, like, yeah, definitely in the simplicity of things and how I was thinking and feeling a song, a, a smell will bring you back there or like

a slow dance. Bro, you ever remember doing a slow dance at school or nothing? I remember slow dances. Damn. I don't think I ever did a slow dance with boys to men or something. Yeah. Something like that. What else would they play?

Yeah. Some, some boys to men. You really loved basketball. You loved it that much, huh? I love music too, though. Yeah. I remember listening, my mom listened to material girl in the car and I'm like, turn this one up and then after that change station and it's jump, jump, who's this, all these little

kids that are rappers. That shit was good. I had backwards, everything on that point, bro. I put back with pant, back with shoe people, couldn't run, couldn't walk, couldn't even make it to school anymore, bro. My shit was on backwards. People would be wearing backwards. Jaboze.

Oh. Skids. Jaboze were nice, bruh, especially when they came out with the African cut. Did you ever have those skids, pants? Uh-uh. That must have been a, uh, Texas thing or Florida thing. Powell Peralta skateboard. We had Jimmy Z.

Isn't it streetwear? It's those Jimmy Z, I think it was. Yeah. Or a Varnette. Okay. Varnette. We have, you know, Gecko and we had, um, Quicksilver barely made it by us, bruh. Okay.

Gotcha. Nope. We didn't have it. Jaboze was huge, bruh. People had Jaboze Hill figure. Did you ever, was there a Miller's Outpost? No, that was in Arizona, I think, wasn't it? Miller's Outpost.

I think when I was, we didn't have that. We had a lot of Reebok. People weren't a shit that said Reebok. We had people with his paint Reebok on their shit. Okay. You know, a lot of people still made their own clothes busts and stuff like that. We'd have a dude and his sister where you could see their mom got a pattern of fabric or something and they'd both be wearing like a purple silk or something.

My mom made me a shirt one time, a Hawaiian shirt. She would make some like, like that type of, not those colors, but like one of those type of styles. Damn. That's cool, man. Do you, do you, anybody ever make your own clothes? Mmm. Oh, yeah, yeah, my, my brother one time made me something for Christmas.

He tried to make me something. He tried to make me a overalls, bro. Okay. How's that? How's that paying out? It looked like a fucking, it was like a denim thong, bro. That bitch just went right up around my ass and on each shoulder, bro. Gotcha.

Oh, I was scared. He wanted to fuck, bro. Damn. Shit broke my heart, dog. And then I remember thinking he was trying to have sex with me or, you know, being scared about it. And I would sleep at night. I put a little jingle bell on my body so you can hear something moving in case somebody

came at me. Yeah. I would hear it. Okay. Damn, bro. It's just, I hated going to bed at night, man. I'd have to set so many traps so nothing got me. Yeah.

I don't, I don't think I sleep next to a gun. There you go, bro. I wish I would have. I wish I would have. Now you're just sleeping in hotels. You're good. Yeah. Get the best sleep in hotels.

You think? I don't know why. If the sheets are nice, sometimes you get the sheets as real, you know, at the middle of the night. They're real gritty. Yeah. Sometimes they're real gritty, bro. Like sleeping up under a damn.

I don't like to hear my leg when I move it back and forth under the sheet. Yeah. I put rain music. Mmm. Ten hours of rain. Damn. Yeah. Wake up just soaking wet, bro.

Do you, do you, do you listen to anything or just silence? I listen to dead silence, bro. It's waiting for God to come get me. Damn. It's dark, bro. It's crazy when you and I are talking and you don't fucking, dude, I'm grateful for you to break. You aren't trying to go a hundred.

I don't, I mean, I just, I can't, you know, I don't, I don't, I haven't slept that well probably about 17 years, but I'm planning on trying some new stuff. Maybe. Yeah. Do you ever smoke? No. I only smoke at night. Oh, does it help?

It definitely helps. Only at night though. Oh, yeah. I mean, if I don't got shit to do when somebody else is driving, I'll just smoke during the day. But it, you know, but you ever took a melatonin pills? Yeah. How'd that work?

I do pretty good, man. Okay. You, maybe you should. I can't see that for, I noticed it affects my sight. Oh. Do you, do you wear glasses? Mmm. I don't wear them that often.

I don't wear them at the daytime. Okay. I got a Lasik surgery one time. You did? Best. There's a few life-changing things. I did a Lasik surgery. All right.

Well, I watched what the, what the health and I went to vegan, like physical, like changes. Like, I mean, not being, having to put contacts in your eyes, you wake up and you're going to the bathroom and you're like trying to put something in, it's like dry, it's stuck to your finger. Yeah. One falls out your entire day is screwed. Yeah. Somebody, yeah.

Play basketball. Yeah. You got to get up again. You got to stop it. You got to look for it. Yeah. Yeah. So Lasik surgery changed, like.

And vegan changed your life? Yeah. Really? Yeah. It changed your life. You speak about it. Physical. Physically changed my, how I feel.

I was getting up too late. I kept getting up late. I was breaking out. My skin was getting, like, and I was like, something got changed. You know what I mean? Mmm-hmm. I had acne so bad. I remember growing up.

Somebody called me a fucking. She had showed me though. She did? Yeah, but the, we was like 4th of July and I was sitting there. I was eating with my dogs. I was on like Carnivore diet. It was like Keto Keto Keto Keto. Keto Keto.

Yeah. Keto Keto. So we were barbecuing. I just moved forward. I was barbecuing every day. Oh, damn. Just cooking for steaks, hamburgers, all this. And it was like 4th of July.

And then she showed me the documentary to what the health. Did it change you? I was about to throw it all away and I just gave it to the dogs. Stop eating the meat, man. I stopped breaking out. Crazy. I stopped. I got, I started sleeping better.

Like being tired after I eat, having a side cramp after I had a big plate of ribs or something. Like I thought that's just how you felt. You know what I mean? I'm tired after I eat. Or glazed chicken. You know what I mean? Honey glazed teriyaki with a pineapple on top. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. You're feeling tired after you eat. I eat, you eat and then you go to sleep. That's how it happens. I'm tired. The ones that I went to vegan and started doing that for like a couple of weeks. I was like eating and I was like more energy. I get actually more, I get energy and then I go for a walk, go play basketball, go anything.

That's fascinating, man. Yeah, man. It's interesting how much in your whole life you stayed so caring about your kind of your health and wellness. It seems like have you always been that way? No. It wasn't until like about three years ago and I watched that. There was a time period.

I mean like. You gave it to those mangoes. Yeah. I think I just been to Serbia and vegan pretty much. Damn. Yeah. I think, I think. And a woman, a young lady, the help of a woman brought that to you.

An angel. An angel. An earth angel. Yeah. Came in and changed my life. I know that's right. Have you ever been in love before in your life? Yeah.

I'm in love right now. Are you? Yeah. That's good for you, man. Damn, bro. Yeah, man. You really, bro. That's awesome, though.

Thank you. Damn. Fuck, bro. Mm-hmm. Trying to get things on the right track. Yeah. Move forward the right way. Oh, I was always afraid to say when I was in love, man.

But, but, but here's the thing. Like you see, like I think Post Malone just got engaged as a kid, but you don't got to like, the more you give the world, the more ammo, especially with online. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. You don't want to. Oh, yeah. You know?

Keep some things to yourself. Some people cover the baby's face. They don't want to, you know, and then. Mm-hmm. So maybe, maybe if they're in that control of an environment, then you don't have to, you don't want to, then you don't have to. You don't got to tell anybody anything. I got to have five kids right now.

Nobody, you know what I mean? Yeah. You don't got to tell. You don't owe nobody nothing. Mm-hmm. You know, especially the world, society, especially the society this, this day and age. Yeah. You got to tell nobody nothing.

Yeah, man. It's a, it's an interest in society. Well, man, I don't want to take up too much more of your time, bro. We've gone a bit, you know? Dude, I'm grateful, man. I just like hearing some of the stuff you think about, man. It's interesting. It's different.

Yeah. I think too much a lot. Do you? I think so. Is it getting better though? Yeah. Well, I try to, I try to, when it's, if it's going, something going, like, like I was saying, like looking at myself from the outside, if I'm just sitting there and I'm stewing

in my own juices, like, yeah, that ain't, that ain't good. And I think somewhere in the Bible it says something about like an idle mind is something. Yeah. Devils. Playground or something like that. And I think if you, if you just try to, even, but then that could be why at night if I'm by myself or whatever, and then I end up smoking and listening to music, do some push-ups, play with, play with the pups.

Yeah. Make some tempered glass. That's a little dangerous when you're high. Yeah. I like this tint though. It could be dangerous. I like this tint. It's a nice bronze tint.

I want to get an infinity. An infinity what? Pool or car? A car, like an old school one. Oh yeah. Like a J30 or Q45. And then get the cream, pearl paint. And then make the tint like this.

I seen a dude, this black dude had real cream in it. He had like, it was like, like a aquarium kind of vibe. And he had real cream and when he would drive and like put on the brakes, the cream. Yeah. Oh fuck, I have real 2% in that bitch though. 2% in that? Your breast milk? Oh, his breast milk.

Yeah, his breast milk. Yeah. If he had a little tap off the back and he rolling over there and getting a cup a day. And then it gets swoops around. Dude, what if we are in the wrong? We buying all this other goose milk and all of this and animal milk. And we supposed to be still having breast milk, bro. There'll be a lot of saggy titties around here.

But fuck boy. Imagine people beating down a mama's door just to get a sip at night just to be safe for the morning. She'd probably eventually have to call the cops on you. But that'd be crazy. My son's over here trying to suck on my tits again. I'm sick of his little ass, bro. Or he ain't even my real son, she might tell him. Damn.

He over here trying to suck on my tits. Or the police come and say. The police. What they say? They come up. Maybe like, well, Policia, you know what time it is. Come on. Open up.

If he don't get it, we will. And they come over helping. They're in on it. Yeah, everybody wants it. Everybody wants that fucking lechik on mamas. Damn, boy. That dose percent. Damn, boy.

I fucking dip my dick in it, bro. That should have probably. Because imagine all the things mother's milk could do, man. I can't believe we forgot about it. I wonder what it does. I don't know the science behind it. I mean, I know babies get it. That's all they need, right?

Right. Apparently. Yeah, imagine if we kept having it. But that's the thing, mothers get kind of greedy. They put that. They stop it after a couple of months or whatever. Body shuts it down. It says, uh-uh.

It's out of season. Wait till August, baby. We'll see a Starbucks. That's a wrap. That's a wrap, man. Riff, thanks so much, man. Hey, so you talked a little while ago about doing a podcast, man. If you do one, can I be your first guest, man?

I think it's only right. Got to have you. You got to do it. We got to do it big. I love to. We got to do it. Oh, I don't know if you do things any other way, man. But I would like to.

All right. I don't want to sound to be a first guest. I would like to be a guest. No, you got to be the first guest. And we're going to... It's like the president thing. Because if you don't walk me all the way through it and through the White House doors, I don't know where I'm going.

I'll end up over there with a fucking... Oh, yeah. You could do anything. You could end up over there and all. Oh, end up over there with Bob Barker playing Plinko. Mm-hmm. Making my own Plinko chips out of them. Salted grass and caramel.

Two by fours with the cookie cutters on it out. Dunking those down in some type of formaldehyde to stain those. Oh, fresh. Put a cherry jubilee on it. Yeah, nice cherry glaze. Mm-hmm. Nice cherry chupacabra. Mm-hmm.

I'll be outdoors, bro. When I die, I want them to throw me out of a plane, bro, and see if I hit somebody on the ground. Damn. You got to stop talking about that. We're staying to 100. Okay, okay. 100 it is, bro.

100. I mean, 100 it is. We're going for 100. All right, man. But as long as we start your pie before then, bro, let's do it. For sure. All right. I'd love to help, man.

All right. All right. Bro, thank you so much, man. Great to see you and spend time with you, dawg. You seem like you're doing good, man. All right. All right. Moving on up.

Hey, man, riffraff, ladies and gentlemen.