This Past Weekend - E410 Caleb Pressley

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Starting point is 00:01:35 and we got that racing gear for you. Today's guest is returning to the show for his second time. He is, his life has changed a lot since then. When I met him, he was, you know, living out of a trunk or something. I'm not a Trump. I don't know where he was living. I don't know. He was alive, but he was probably, who knows? He could have been selling hair. Um, he's a good man. I'll say that. And he hosts one of the most popular and unique shows in the universe.

Starting point is 00:02:07 Sunday Conversations. And he's part of Barstool Sports. And he is one of a kind. I'm grateful to have him back now that his life has just really expanded so much. He's my friend. And I say that honestly. Mr. Caleb Presley. Shine that light on me.

Starting point is 00:02:32 I'll sit and tell you my stories. Shine on me. And I will find a song. I've been singing. I will find a song. I've been singing all the time. Caleb Presley.

Starting point is 00:02:55 Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn. I know. Theo Vaughn. Caleb Presley. Man, thanks for coming back. This is your second time coming on. Yes, it is.

Starting point is 00:03:12 I kind of finagled myself on the first time, but it feels good to be back for real. It was awesome, man. It was cool. Yeah, I know the producer at the time, Nick Davis, was like a huge fan of yours. Yeah. He was like, you got it, this guy. You got it, this guy. He's my road dog. Yeah. What's he doing now? And he was like um he was like you got it this guy got it this guy you know he's my road dog yeah what's he doing now and he was right he's doing well he's still producing um podcasts and doing some of his own stuff and betting online yeah and spending time

Starting point is 00:03:37 with his grandmother yeah well as you should they're probably betting together yeah i think actually i did one of the pics he sent me i I did see, I think, some slots in the back. Yeah, what's going on, man? Dude, I'm your neighbor. Yeah, that's true, huh? For a while. You moved out here to Nashville. How's that been for you? It's been good so far.

Starting point is 00:03:55 I haven't been here that much. Fall's like the busiest time of year for me, so I'm traveling. But I've liked it so far. It's a lot of like they try to i notice if you go downtown you see a lot of fat stuffed in the boots dude i told you that i was like this is way fatter than i thought it was gonna be yeah and i mean it's all love but that's there's a lot of there's a lot of fats out here oh there is and most on the female side and i'm not even saying not even looking from a sexual perspective yeah they're just a lot of girls who are they're on broadway oh yeah and they're

Starting point is 00:04:25 fat thick baby they're thick now they're thick yeah they changed it man but it because it is you know they definitely fat has become more designer yeah i think the kardashians did that because they had that kind of desert fat that ass you know did you see this story that uh kim apparently like cut her ass off it's off now wow And did they do anything with the meat or whatever? I think they had to, but I don't know what they did with it. What would you have done with it? Oh,

Starting point is 00:04:49 I'm sure she gave it to blacks, man. If you've seen like a lot of her history, you know, she does a lot of stuff for like the African American community. And you think they would reappropriate or just eat it? I don't know, dude.

Starting point is 00:04:59 Look, I'll tell you this. If I got a half pound of a dashy and ass in the mail, bro. Yeah. I might sear it, but I might not half pound of Dashi and ass in the mail, bro. Yeah. I might sear it, but I might not cook the whole thing. Yeah, I mean, look, I'm leaving the middle of rare. I'll be honest, bro, I am, bro.

Starting point is 00:05:13 And I think I'm eating it alone. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think. Oh, wow. Yeah, you might have to, dude. Honestly, candlelight dinner, and you're gonna be hungry afterwards, too. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:24 For dessert. It has to be a hard meal to follow up. for dessert it has to be a hard meal to follow oh that's gonna be a hard meal to follow up yeah i don't know that's crazy i didn't know that they were cutting off their butt yeah i think it's i mean i don't know if that's true i saw it online yeah so could be true dude it probably biden's doing it or whatever um yeah man you're here so what has that been like like were you kind of like what was kind of the the idea with coming to nashville what was like was there like a big goal behind it or just well i was in so i lived in new york for like five or six years because that's where the barstool headquarters is oh yeah and i'm still with bar so i don't some people don't know if i am or not what

Starting point is 00:05:58 i am and um just because my show is just so i'm not at the headquarters so they have like a headquarters in the in new york have like a headquarters in New York City where everyone goes in every day. Yeah, I've been in there. And actually like a lot of the people who work for Barstool are not there anymore, but I was always there and then I just left. And people were like, some people were like,

Starting point is 00:06:15 are you gone? Yeah, people don't know sometimes. But anyway, so I moved to Florida. COVID in New York City was ass. Oh dude, they were like, they got way too serious about it. Well, also, they didn't drop the prices.

Starting point is 00:06:30 Oh, damn. You know? If you feel like you're being really serious about it, be like, you give relief to some of your people. Yeah, you think you discount people a little bit, you know? It could have just been my landlord, though.

Starting point is 00:06:41 Right. That's true. But anyway, so I got out of New York. It was just kind of crazy. And I was playing golf a lot at the time. I was like, and I dedicated my life to be a professional golfer.

Starting point is 00:06:51 I remember that. Yeah. And anyway, so I moved to Florida to pursue that. And I was serious about it, as serious as you could possibly be. And what did that entail? Like, would you get up in the morning and do golf? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:02 So this is my whole thing was, so during COVID, I played golf for the very first time. Okay. Because my whole life. So this is my whole thing was, so during COVID I played golf for the very first time because my whole life, and this is kind of like you, I've tried to convince you to come play with me. And this is kind of the same thing you say to me is like, I would tell my friends, I don't want to hold you guys up. Like I don't mind coming, but like, I don't have any of my own clubs. You're going to have to buy my balls. Tell me the rules. I'm going to stink. And it's going to just ruin y'all's time. And that's not's not what i'm trying to do yeah i don't want to be like looking for you like waving from far away or if you guys are having a fun time i don't want you to

Starting point is 00:07:32 be like oh caleb's still hitting or whatever it is yeah but then finally during covid there's no other options so then i was like i guess they're like caleb come what else are we gonna do and so i played one time and I was hooked immediately. I was like, this is the best sport I've ever played in my life. And I grew up playing sports, football, basketball, whatever. I was like, this is my favorite sport I've ever played. And then I was like looking around,

Starting point is 00:07:55 I was like looking into it and I was like, these guys are professional golfers are not even that good of athletes. They don't seem to be. There's a lot of fats. Yeah, a lot of fats, dude. I've seen a couple of them on Broadway. Oh, dude.

Starting point is 00:08:06 I saw John Daly one night overdose on, I don't even know what it was, gin, I think, and get carried out of a restaurant. Yeah. Not even a bar, dude. What restaurant was it? It was 12 30 club downtown yeah now look it's a great establishment it's the kind of place where you could have so much fun that you gotta have a you know they gotta send an ambulance for you because you know your whole vibe is on fire but yeah they had they had some dudes carrying them out

Starting point is 00:08:42 and one dude like fire like firemen carried him, you know? I keep on waiting for this to have a joke in it, but so far it seems pretty accurate to what happened. Yeah, and I just turned into one of those people that just had a video on him. I didn't put it up because it felt kind of embarrassing. But the crazy thing was I saw it happen again where they carried John Daly out of a ball out of

Starting point is 00:09:05 a place i mean it probably happens to him pretty often yeah i think he's definitely become kind of like the cat like he's like the bat you know he's the bag of clubs dude can you imagine how to carry him oh i can't even imagine you're the catty him out dude so once one time i was in uh this is like early on in my career and i was trying to figure out what I was doing. Like, you know, I was working at Barstool trying to figure out what kind of content I was making or like where was my lane. So I was just trying a bunch of different stuff. So one time, and I love John Gruden.

Starting point is 00:09:35 You remember the coach John Gruden? Oh, yeah. You were on an email chain with him, weren't you? I was on an email chain with him that I should not have been on. I don't even know how it got on. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, so I was like, all right, this is what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna, and this is when he was not coaching.

Starting point is 00:09:49 He was just doing his football show. All right. I was like, I'm gonna do a segment. And in hindsight and saying out loud, it sounds dumb. And it was. Yeah. I'm like, I'm just gonna find them. Finding John Gruden.

Starting point is 00:10:00 Like just find them. And there was no like, there was no like find them. And then I'm gonna, it was like, I'm just gonna find them. And so anyways, I was like doing all this research, talking to people who knew. What? And so. Just replying to Bucks fans' DMs.

Starting point is 00:10:17 Yeah, so I was like, I was like, all right, I'm gonna find this guy. Anyways, I ended up in Tampa and they're like, he, his headquarters is in the Hooters, the original Hooters. Oh, wow. Like that's where he runs his show from. That's where he shoots his show from.

Starting point is 00:10:33 And so I was like, all right. So I went to the original Hooters. I was at the restaurant and it's in Tampa and I was eating. I was like, you guys seen John Gruden recently? And they're like, yeah, every day. I was like, well, where's his office? It's in here, right? They're like, oh no, no, no. It's in corporate're like, yeah, every day. I was like, well, where's his office? It's in here, right? They're like, oh no, no, no, it's in corporate.

Starting point is 00:10:48 Like, and that's corporate right across the street, across the parking lot. Wow, so you're there, huh? And did you wear something nice? You just wore just regular clothes? Yeah, I just wore regular clothes. Wow, that's cool. Early in my career.

Starting point is 00:10:58 Yeah, yeah. I wasn't even at the clothes stage of your career. And I walked across the street and I went into the corporate office and I was like, I'm here to see John Gruden. By the way, corporate office of Hooters.

Starting point is 00:11:12 Okay. Damn, bro. That's the corporate office too of the world when you think about it. It's the corporate office of every 11 and 12 and 13 and 14

Starting point is 00:11:22 and 15 year old boy. I mean, I still got my hat on. And this was, I didn't even know we were telling the story today. But anyway, so. Yeah, baby, them tits, boy. I also hosted the Hooters conference this year or the pageants. We can talk about that later.

Starting point is 00:11:35 But so I go in there and I was like, I want to see John Gruden. They just took me back. Like, well, take to his office. Yeah. He wasn't there, but his assistant gave me a tour. And he's like, what are you looking for him for? I was like, oh, I don't even remember what I said. Oh, I was here to see him.

Starting point is 00:11:54 So they showed me around the office. This is where they shoot this, this is where he does this. And they're like, this is John Daly's room. And I was like, what do you mean John Daly's room and they're like and they open it up it's a you know like the Chronicles of Narnia a wall that has a bunch of books and you can push it open yeah it was literally that you push it open and it was just a very small room smaller than this room and it had a mattress on the floor and like a little putting thing and I guess John Daly lives in there. Wow, really?

Starting point is 00:12:27 Inside John Gruden's office, inside the Hooters headquarters. And they say he parks his bus out back and then whenever he just needs a place to be outside his bus, he goes in there. Oh, wow. So he goes and stays in a bus also. Yeah, that's almost the most homeless shit you can do, I feel like.

Starting point is 00:12:42 Like live in a Hooters and live in a bus, like be in a bus. But I guess if you love living in a bus, dang. And so did it have like a sink or anything in there? Yeah. I think it's probably just because people get so, I mean,

Starting point is 00:12:51 if you're trying to carry them back, you know, you don't want to walk up those stairs onto the bus. So sometimes it's probably just easier if it's a smaller person. He's at the restaurant with small people, maybe he's eating Chinese or something. Yeah. It's taken right into the,

Starting point is 00:13:02 lay him on the ground. Damn. I can't believe that, dude. See, that's a good top secret way to go about business. A lot of businesses, I feel like, think too much. Like, let's put the business in this big business, you know? Applebee's. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:14 They're like, oh, every time you go in, you know whoever, you know, everybody's doing Applebee's, bro. But it'd be crazy as fuck if you look under like a table or you move a booth and there's like a marathon gas back in there yeah there's just a big computer john gruden gmail damn dude i wonder if that's where he was sending those wild emails from i don't even really know what he said but apparently it was bad dude i got a wild story like that so one time i went over to there was some dudes man two white guys one of them wasn't white and we went over there and um it was about business right yeah so i go over there and uh and i'm ready for business or whatever and it was like a business meeting so anyway they said hey it was in like the Hollywood Hills somewhere. And like, hey, do you know this is Jared Leto's house, right? No way.

Starting point is 00:14:11 And I was like, really? This is Jared Leto's house? And so next thing you know, there's a bunk. They're like, you want to see something cool? And I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm here for business. Yeah, right. So they open up like, it looks like a huge refrigerator door from like the Dharma initiative or something from lost.

Starting point is 00:14:30 Yeah. Right. They open it up and it's like a hallway from like the 1930s or something. His house was part of the property was a bunker, like a war bunker that was like built into like a hill. And we walked back in there, bro bro it's like walking back in time you're like in like it was like a 19 like third 40 50s hospital or something there's um there's like a cafeteria and it was insane bro there was like 70 000 square feet of bunker and then like probably like a nice four thousand square foot

Starting point is 00:15:07 house you know like yeah but the amount of bunker that he had i can't even imagine bro if it's like i got two questions one do you think you're getting trolled for saying that i don't know with who the military yep well i don't even think about them. Just with him. And two, what business meeting was it? I hope not. I don't think the military will care. What kind of business meeting were you doing at Jared Leto's house? I don't remember. It was like about-

Starting point is 00:15:34 Dude, I've heard some stories. I'm not sure it was a business meeting. Really? I mean, he wasn't there. Oh, really? It was two other. He had a couple of little land sharks. They were a couple of employees, coworkers.

Starting point is 00:15:44 You probably got to work your way up before you can even meet him or see him. Well, years later, I met him. Oh, really? Yeah. Now we're like, you know, buddies, you know, like not friends, but like, you know, like text and say, hey, and I see him at the UFC fights. Do you watch his movie Morbius? I went to the premiere.

Starting point is 00:15:59 How was it? I don't think those are my kind of movies, know well me neither I didn't see it because for that reason it was I mean I'm actually a huge fan of his but uh yeah I didn't watch um and I didn't like bats you know we didn't have a lot of uh I don't think we had a lot of bats growing up around our area and so I didn't really know anything about bats and so I think a lot of it I was trying to just figure out what bats get the whole concept of it like what are they yeah yeah why are they yeah yeah dude i'll tell you maybe you would hate what batman oh yeah have you seen that dude the whole thing i don't want to spoil it the whole thing's like bat-centric. Oh.

Starting point is 00:16:47 You'd probably get some more explanation and clarity on what it is, but you really probably would not like it at all. You know their shit, you can light it on fire? That's what I read somewhere, the bat droppings or whatever. Or you could light it on fire. That's just a myth. I don't know if that could be true. Yeah, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:17:09 But anyway, so yeah. But I wonder if john gruden works in there that little bunker that would have been crazy if he was in there do you think they have a staff in there i don't know man i mean i know he like his band they do like some pretty wild parties yeah bring up a 30 seconds to mars party i think it's called 30 seconds tomorrow you just kind of hear stories but i mean i don't know i've never met him and it seems like kind of a different life than definitely i live and probably you too is what they're kind of doing um he's very beautiful you almost he's he has he kind of embodies like woman man and child in one you almost don't know if you want to put him on a school bus or like uh you know or um you know he seems like he's always in a wedding kind of he kind of has that vibe that makes sense yeah i don't know why

Starting point is 00:17:51 throws it i did make sense they do some real fancy parties um him and his brother he's from louisiana dude there's nothing like just it gives you the feel of the concert like reading an article i'm like trying to read the jpeg bub no i've seen though i mean i've seen i mean it's yeah they do some exotic well he's like uh you know a cult leader and stuff like that or excused of it and i don't know if that's i don't think it's bad yeah but the sound you know the cues maybe is a harsh word. Like, someone made a rumor and he was an awesome cult leader. I don't know. First of all, if I'm a cult leader, good for me, I feel like. Right?

Starting point is 00:18:35 Yeah. I hate how they're always like, oh, this fucking cult leader, you know, or whoever. You know, or like whoever it is, Billy Graham or like Mike Lindell or whoever these people are. The guy that did the XFL, all that shit. But it's like, I'm in. If I'm a cult leader, I'm fucking, let's do it. Yeah, what would you do for your cult? What would you have them do?

Starting point is 00:19:00 Or what do someone need to do once they're in? How do you maintain your membership? I think sex mostly. It seems like you're right on the same page as pretty much everyone else. I think the only reason you get into a cult, I feel like it's probably for some kind of light sex, you know? I don't know. We had a guy one time on here who beat, what's that disease?

Starting point is 00:19:23 He has like a disease or something where you can't talk uh he had a stutter and he he was in um he was in that xmv cult yeah xiv the one that they busted the guy really yeah and then we did what happened with his stutter it went away they cured it though so that did it come back after or no he didn't have him when i saw him really you know it could And then what happened with his stutter? It went away. They cured it, though. Really? Did it come back after? No, he didn't have it when I saw him. Really?

Starting point is 00:19:50 You know, it could have flared up later. I don't know. But he, I just believe, if there's enough people around you fucking do it, it can heal diseases, I think. Do you see that story about, have you been watching House of Dragons, the new Game of Thrones show? I watched the first one and I couldn't understand what was going on, so I'm going to start over. the first one and i got i couldn't understand what's going on so i'm gonna start over they said i mean i just read an article it was like they have a scene it was in a brothel again no spoilers but there's a scene where they're in a brothel and uh the main actress was like they had extras in there who met each other that day who had to 69 for 14 hours on set that day really okay this is my question for you then man if you're throwing out some real

Starting point is 00:20:28 gas out here uh would you rather be the person on the top or on the bottom you think bottom yeah yeah because you're kind of relaxing yeah you're chilling yeah you could rest i bet they made them switch like every half hour. But no, because continuity. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You get deep into editing, you find out they had to stay exactly the same spot. Yeah. And probably doing the same thing too.

Starting point is 00:20:53 It's not a joke, dude. They probably had to literally, because they're doing the same shot over and over and they have to have, they switch angles. The people in the back had to be doing the same thing. So if you're doing this and you got to do the same speed 12 hours 69 is for children i think it's hard as you the older you get it's harder to do yeah you know i've always thought that 69 is more for chill not children you know you know i'm saying like of eight people who want to fuck at her whatever age as long as they're both cool with it. 18? Yeah. In most states. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:30 Dude, I was on a, we shot a TV show one time and they had, it was like, there was this party scene and the guy who was, remember that song? It was like, climbing the stairway to heaven. So there's a party at that. There's like a, we shooting at that guy's house, right? Yeah. I think, I think it was that guy. And they had people like fucking doing sex at the party.

Starting point is 00:21:57 They hired them. Right. So they were supposed to be in the background having fun, just having sex. Right. So we're just been doing this acting all day, this scene and stuff. And finally it gets on in the background having fun just having sex right so we're just been doing this acting all day this scene and stuff and finally it gets on in the evening and those those actors get there and they're just like they just start the guy's like all right move over here here fucking

Starting point is 00:22:17 and balloons the last person some guy was supposed to be blowing up balloons so you're like okay one here yep fucking balloons and then the scene would start and these people were just and the the one of them had been like i just came from fucking somewhere else and i was like damn they just travel those types of people just travel and that's their life, you know? Do you think you'd be able to do that if you had a, I mean, you're getting into acting a little bit, aren't you? A little thinking about it or? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:54 So do you think that you'd be able to do that? Do you think you'd be able to? No. No? What would you say if they had, that was a big part of your script? I would say, look, man, I'm going i'm gonna try i'm not gonna make any promises and i think we should have an alternate ending to this scene yeah because i just my whole life i've never been a great

Starting point is 00:23:18 you know that's not been like i'm good i'm good at say i'm good like You know, that's not been like, I'm good. I'm good at sound good. Like I'm good. Like the pre, you know, when the guy walks to the ring. Yeah. And the music's playing, dude. And they're checking him down.

Starting point is 00:23:34 And the black guy shows up and pats him down or whatever. That's before foreplay. I'm good at that. I'm good at fucking let's let you know. Let's be ready. Yeah. We ready. I'm good at all the intro music and everything it's just once it starts i think sometimes it's just too much i don't know if it's the viscosity

Starting point is 00:23:51 or what it is and then some so but i'm yeah i'm just not a distance runner i'm more of a shot put yeah hey you know but i mean that that's in the olympics and people can make careers off that they're not i don't think it's good ones yeah i think you probably have another one as well Hey, you know. But, I mean, that's in the Olympics. And people can make careers off that. I don't think it's good ones. I think you probably have to have another one as well. That's true. But still. You're lucky to have background on like a Campbell's Chunky Soup ad, I think, is your.

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Starting point is 00:27:32 What would yours be, you think? Olympic sport, wrestling? Ooh, really? So it's a lot of like chair out of the ring type of stuff? Old people have their clothes on oh okay dude either person has a boner you hope dude i remember one time we met this chinese kid and he'd never seen wrestling before and

Starting point is 00:28:04 then we told him it was two guys trying to fuck each other he believed it yeah he believed it totally but the whole time he's like he's just like wondering why they couldn't both do it you know he's like this seems so crazy yeah still a winner yeah still a winner man that's good wrestling is good man have you been doing jiu-jitsu i saw saw another story. Not to just keep giving you pop culture stories, but Tom Hardy, the guy from Batman, which you wouldn't like, he won a jiu-jitsu competition. He entered into a jiu-jitsu competition

Starting point is 00:28:37 under his name and won it, like a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition. Damn, huh? Tom Hardy? Let's get an image of him. Get a JPEG of him. Bring up an article. Let's read it.

Starting point is 00:28:51 Oh, wow. Yeah. Look at that. Wow. And he won it, huh? They said he was like preparing for another, for, I guess, oh, he was in a movie called The Wrestler or Wrestlers. And he won and he started doing jujitsu for that. And now he's like a blue belt, which I don't know where that ranks.

Starting point is 00:29:14 I haven't been, I probably haven't been to jujitsu in two months. Really? But I've just been training. I've just been trying to like, I just kept getting hurt so much. Yeah. You know? Is it true what everyone says about it just how it's like i mean if you watch podcasts from the outside looking in which is kind of where i

Starting point is 00:29:32 feel like i am on the scale it feels like almost all podcasters do jiu-jitsu yeah why is that i think i think probably well rogan, Rogan got everybody into the, Rogan merged these two worlds, right? Right. So that's where that symbiosis happened. Right. And after that, you have everybody that kind of like, you start meeting all these guys and you're like,

Starting point is 00:29:57 I want to be involved in this. I mean, it seems cool. Oh, it's good, man. I did it for my senior project in high school. You went and did it? Yeah, you had to do something. I think I did MMA, which is the same thing. Yeah, that's good, man. I did it for like my senior project in high school. You went and did it? Yeah, you had to do something. I think I did MMA, which is the same thing. Yeah, that's the same thing.

Starting point is 00:30:09 But I was a beginner MMA, so you had to start at jiu-jitsu, I think. Right. You started doing wrestling. Right. I think- Side control. That's all I remember. MMA is mixed martial arts.

Starting point is 00:30:17 Yeah. So that's when they have kickboxing and wrestling. We didn't get into any of the kickboxing stuff. Yeah, we didn't either. Yeah. We just stayed and wrestled. But it was good. Like, it's kind of weird because I would go in,

Starting point is 00:30:29 I was 18, so I was like, there's some old dudes in there and, you know, they're big and they're stronger than you and they're like real sweaty. They're more sweaty. I don't know, old guys are sweatier than young guys and that part of it turned me off a little bit, but I did like the physical component of kind of just exerting yourself.

Starting point is 00:30:44 I was, I worked out, you know Will Compton. Yeah. I mean, I worked out with him today, this morning. We work out sometimes in Nashville. He lives here and I don't have like really a workout schedule at all. And so we'll do like a little kind of easy workout. And, but this morning we did like conditioning, which I never do. Like when I stopped playing football, I was like, dude, I'm never, I'm never doing anything athletic again for the rest of my life. I was like, I'm never working out. Like, this is the stupidest thing. Like I've worked out so hard for my whole life. I'm never working out again. Wow. Which, and I did it for a while and you start feeling real bad, you know? So I, anyways, I started doing it. I'm pretty much still feeling bad.

Starting point is 00:31:22 Yeah. Yeah. You got to start feeling good. But we did conditioning this morning. I felt so much better after doing a conditioning than just lifting weights. And I asked Will, I started doing it. I'm pretty much still feeling bad. Yeah, yeah. You got to start feeling good, man. But we did conditioning this morning. I felt so much better after doing a conditioning than just lifting weights. And I asked Will, I was like, why do you think it feels so much better to do conditioning? He's like, well, you just go kind of like you can really exert yourself hard as you can. I feel like that's kind of the same thing with wrestling. You can't not, you can't like half-ass wrestling to get your ass beat. Right. So there's something to that.

Starting point is 00:31:48 It makes your brain feel better at least a little. Yeah. I think I know what you're talking about, but I'll like going to you. Sorry to interrupt you. I was just saying I said all that, but then I realized about conditioning, I didn't try my hardest at all. I was like, what if I'm not trying? Yeah, I wasn't. Conditioning sucks.

Starting point is 00:32:06 Conditioning does suck, dude. And then the only thing I realize I'm conditioning before I get back home and it's just me again. I'm like damn. Now I'm just alone again, dude. I guess I'll make a taco. It's like gosh, man. We always go get, there's a place in Nashville

Starting point is 00:32:24 it's called 8th and Roast. And we always go get those places in nashville it's called eighth and roast and we always go over there to get like a little burrito afterwards and we've been we have a hard day of conditioning we up our burritos at two so we only have one but like today we had two burritos each bro all you need is some boots now i'm telling you dude this there's something about nashville baby where they just you know they just want to how much fat can i get in this boot yeah how much fat can i get in this boot do you do you like nashville like are you gonna stay here for everything i here's one thing i realized i the people in nashville are awesome yeah awesome people a lot of unique folks passing through town yeah um some of the best gas station hangs yeah you i i go get coffee every morning at a gas station oh

Starting point is 00:33:06 bro you hit some of these gas stations you need to go during the owl hours bro when the fucking owls are out there's one there's that they got two owls land over there at night yeah and uh there's a guy out there and he sees the owls he tells you and then you owe him money apparently right that's a twice daily yeah yeah it is it's that twice daily baby that tiger mark right that's a twice daily yeah yeah it is it's that twice daily baby that tiger mark so dude over there bro that dude fucking you got to pull up just before he sees those owls if you want to fucking do it on the cheap but uh but i love that kind of shit you know i love that um i love that it kind of it's kind like, it still has some values to it. Definitely.

Starting point is 00:33:47 It's a big town. Yes. That's what it feels like. So I feel like fortunate that I'm here. I don't know if I'll stay here forever. I don't know yet. I think if I had me a wife or something, maybe if I got a wife, then I would consider staying somewhere. But until I get a wife, dude, I think I'm just a rolling stone. It is kind of hard to decide. I'm the same way as you in terms of,

Starting point is 00:34:08 I could live anywhere. Right. Because my work's on the road. Yeah. For my show, for Sunday Conversation, I go to the guest. So as long as there's an airport, I could live anywhere. But then you're like, I could live anywhere. And then you've got to decide where you want to live. And you try a new city and you make a bunch of friends and you're like um see y'all i'm gonna go try somewhere else where i don't know anybody that's what i think about this town oh yeah y'all damn yeah because something some people they don't even they don't know you're some people don't even know you're gone sometimes you know people it's like yeah it is hard to choose it It's, I feel sometimes I get so angry. You can only live in one place at one time.

Starting point is 00:34:48 Yeah. That shit pisses me off. But then there's guys like Jimmy John, who we both know. Yeah. Who, like I talked to him this morning because he was saying he had lunch with you. Yeah, we went and had lunch the other day. We had that late lunch, the dinner. And he literally is in a different city every day.

Starting point is 00:35:06 Yeah. I was like, dude dude how do you do this like how do you don't you ever want to just be at your house and he said something like he said something pretty cool i can't remember what it was he was like i'm not gonna let the old creep in or something like that i'm this is not a dry run like this is the the real deal and i'm not i'm going till i can't go. Yeah. I get tired sometimes. Yeah. I get tired pretty easy, man. He had, that guy has like a million horsepower engine. That guy's a million horsepower. Built different. Yeah. Huge dog in him. Yeah. Two dogs. Yeah, man. Uh, I think guys like that would have been great at almost anything they tried to do. A hundred thousand percent. Some people are just like, you meet him, you're like,

Starting point is 00:35:46 oh, they'd be great at whatever. Like no matter what they did, they would have figured it out. Little Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy John's nephew? Yes. Now, this young fella is a, let's use a word to describe Little Jimmy. It's big. Genius.

Starting point is 00:36:05 He's like, and for people who don't know Jimmy John, I mean, I know you had him on your show, but like, he's just the most- You had him on your show? I had him on my show too. Your show probably gave him a more insight to his real personality, but he's just like,

Starting point is 00:36:16 he has an engine. He's super charismatic. Yeah, pull up some pictures of, I don't know if we can get it. We'll put them in after. Yeah, but he's super charismatic. He's super likable immediately. He's super, you feel he's accessible.

Starting point is 00:36:31 Like he's not like, I mean, he's obviously a billionaire, but he's not like some type of person that you feel like you can't talk to him about anything. You mean John, big Jimmy John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, dude. But then also at the same time, his attention to detail and how smart he is and how much he he's thoughtful by everything and i think little jimmy seems to

Starting point is 00:36:51 be the kind of same way which is kind of crazy because how old is little jimmy 13 i don't know yeah he's at this camp and i don't want to share too much of his details i think he got his first kiss at the camp he did he also motorboated himself for a little while, which I thought was, I mean, look, I just, yes, I looked at, I saw the video and I didn't see it because I wanted to see it. I wanted to make sure, but he was okay. But yeah, he did. He motorboated himself. Cool kid. But yeah, but yeah, that kid.

Starting point is 00:37:18 Yeah. Little Jimmy. I didn't know who we're talking about. Little Jimmy is like this, like spit fire fire kind of he's kind of like a um kind of young rush limbaugh of the outdoors you know yes but rush ate pills and little jimmy likes to hunt yes you know he he is like and the reason i was even talking about big jimmy is just because he has all these qualities where you like you said he'll be successful at anything he tries yeah and you look at little jimmy and you're like this kid's gonna either be the president

Starting point is 00:37:44 united states or he's gonna be in jail yeah yeah and it's and we told him that it's like bro you gotta choose you know like you are you're a walking legend already but president or prison baby yeah that'd be good for children president or prison and you get to interview the kid yeah or just like a new line of hillary clinton shirts bro how crazy people forget that bill clinton went to that he was university of arkansas how when you think that they went to university of arkansas that's the craziest part for me i was thinking this morning because i saw oh because the the monday night football stuff with peyton manning and the manning family how they have their whole thing with like

Starting point is 00:38:21 they got obviously peyton eli and then the brother they got the young kid who's coming up who's supposed to be the best quarterback ever and then they got the dad they basically have their own like mafia like their football mafia yeah and like you hear like whispers and stories like they are like the football mafia like they want your show shut down that thing shut down yeah or if they want your show to go that thing goes yeah yeah they got a lot of pull they've always had that in new orleans growing up and they had cooper the third brother yeah and they always he was like he sold insurance or something but he'd have a commercial like i'll throw a policy over this fucking mountain you know he'd have like that kind of stuff you know you did crash that car yeah yeah yeah and his family's like yeah you did yeah you did man um how was your whenever aaron rogers came through how was

Starting point is 00:39:04 that was that pretty what was something what was through, how was that? Was that pretty, what was something, what was that like? He was the coolest. So we probably had 30 or 40 guests on my show. He was the, the number one coolest dude that you, I didn't know what to think about him. I mean,

Starting point is 00:39:18 I had you on the show, but I had met you a bunch of times before. He was the coolest guy that just didn't know what I was going to get. He could not have been, he had this huge house. We did it at Lake Tahoe at this golf tournament. And this is actually a good story.

Starting point is 00:39:34 So I have like bookers. That's how I get my show. Most of the time. Sometimes I'll know the person or sometimes they'll hit me up or I'll hit them up on like Instagram. But most of the times it's a girl named,

Starting point is 00:39:44 a woman named Kelly and another woman named Peggy from our booking department who like put everything together. So Peggy books Aaron Rodgers on my show. And we get a list. I don't know how it is for your pod, but it's like, I get a list of like, would you be interested in these people? And I always just circle like the best ones. I don't even, I just only like Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, you know, and I never get any of them. Or at least I hadn't got any of them in the past. And then I got a message or email, I was like, hey, Aaron Rodgers will do your show. And I was like, no way, really? He's like, awesome. There was gonna be

Starting point is 00:40:15 two months from then at the Lake Tahoe golf tournament. Because he's on like a Greek vacation or something. So we get to the tournament and we're out there in Lake tahoe i don't know if you've been but it's a hard place to get to you got to fly to reno you got to fly across country fly to reno and then drive yeah to lake tahoe yeah yeah and so we're out there it's not an easy place to get to beautiful drive yeah it is awesome horrible place to go and then i hit up peggy and reno is bad reno's growing reno's growing re Reno's growing. Reno's growing. Reno's growing.

Starting point is 00:40:46 Okay. Reno's the only city I wouldn't donate blood in, honestly, because I felt bad about leaving it there. Really? Yeah, it's just a lot of cigarette smoke. Honestly, the only thing I even think about Reno, I just think about how many cigarettes have been smoked inside there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got stuck in a casino one night there. And they found a body behind some of the machines in there.

Starting point is 00:41:16 Me and- Alive? No, not alive. They found a not alive guy behind some of the machines. Did they even pick it up? Yeah, they got him out of there, dude. But anyway, go on your story. Sorry. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:28 So you get up there. It's tough to get there. It's tough to get there anyways. And so say the shoot's on a Tuesday. I don't really remember. The shoot's on like a Tuesday. And it's Monday. And we're like, what time and where is this thing going to happen?

Starting point is 00:41:38 And then Peggy, who's our booker, is like hitting up his agent or whatever. And we're going to get back to you. He's doing this, doing that. And then finally at night, And he's like, we're going to get back to you. He's doing this, doing that. And then finally at night, they're just like, we're going to be honest with you. We haven't talked to Aaron in two months, the agent. He doesn't answer any of our calls. Like Aaron Rodgers.

Starting point is 00:41:55 It's like you guys are the Packers offensive coordinator. Yeah, right. Like he just lives in his own existence. Like he just is in this, he's in this lane or this like wave that he just riding. Yeah. And that's kind of how you feel when you're around him he's just kind of like he's just on his own wavelength and he just didn't talk to his agent for two months so i'm out there i'm like what i'm gonna do and actually shout out to big uh pat mcafee who that's awesome who worked at barstool and i was like pat i hate to call in a favor ever. And I would, I don't know how I could repay you,

Starting point is 00:42:26 especially he's got what, freaking $2 billion now and all the access in the world, he's on every show. But I was like, I really, here's the situation. Rogers agreed to do the show. It's not like, it's not like I'm asking you to ask Rogers to do it. He said he would do it. Right.

Starting point is 00:42:43 But we just don't know where he's at. We can't locate him. Mystery. And so Pat talked to Rogers who he responded to Pat and there's like show up at his house this time tomorrow. So we get in there. He, the whole time we're with him, he doesn't take his, he doesn't have shoes on the whole time.

Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah. And he's just like. That's a move right there. He just in his, I don't even know how to explain it. He's just cool. Like he's old fashioned cool. Like you're around him like this is a cool guy. And he was awesome on the interview.

Starting point is 00:43:09 And then- Did he give y'all sodas or anything? He had a full staff. He had like a full- Wow. Like they made us drinks. We had went out the night before and I think I was like a little hungover

Starting point is 00:43:18 and he was like, you need a drink? I think he saw it in my eyes. Like, you want a drink? And I was like, yeah, I'll take a drink. So it was the staff like made me like a margarita and we did the interview it was awesome and then we hung out me him and glenny balls for like seven hours no yeah just sitting on his porch talking and i asked him every question i mean i don't want to like yeah yeah go too much into it but i asked him every question that you could think of asking like off the record like off the record

Starting point is 00:43:42 what do you think about this and And he was super transparent, honest, answered every question, questions you can't even believe would be answered by anybody. And he was just awesome, dude. He was just, I kind of have a man crush on him, I guess. I don't know. That's what it's sounding like.

Starting point is 00:43:56 I think he's just a stud. He's just really a stud. Okay, and is he handsome? Does he seem handsome when you're around him? I think he's traditionally probably, I think he's in the upper tiers of handsome, but I think, I think he would probably say he's,

Starting point is 00:44:13 he's beyond, he's like a beyond burger for handsome. Oh, damn. But he's the real deal. You don't think about him being attractive when you're with him. You think about like, this is just like a – and I'm a football fan too. So like you know what he's done on the field.

Starting point is 00:44:30 Like you know how good he is at what he does. Yeah. And then just how he could be that cool too and be on your own lane. He's super authentic. Or he is now. I mean I don't know how he used to be. Before the ayahuasca. Or before his whole like – I mean I think he's went through a how he used to be. Before the ayahuasca. Or before his whole like,

Starting point is 00:44:47 I mean, I think he's went through a lot of stuff. Yeah, everyone knows about him. He seems like a journeyman. He seems like a man who's almost traveled time now when I look at him. Yeah, and he probably has. When you left him that day, did you feel like, did you miss him? Yeah, I text him right afterwards.

Starting point is 00:45:02 And I was like, we saw like a vaccination sign, like must be vaccinated. I said, I was like, you can't come here. You know, he just texts back like immunized, bro.

Starting point is 00:45:11 And Glenny Balls feels the same way. He's a, Glenny Balls is going to kill me for saying this. He's Glenny Balls background on his phone. Him and Glenny Balls like this is Glenny's background on his phone. I think that's sweet, man. You know,

Starting point is 00:45:22 it's hard to find good male figures out there in the world these days um especially athletes too because it's been for a long time like i mean you're a huge sports fan and so am i it's like for pretty much our whole lives athletes haven't been able to while they're playing especially just like say wild shit and be like really good and have thought behind i mean here's some guys say some wild shit yeah but it's like they just didn't think about it they accidentally said it right but he's like i don't care yeah and you know his his fan base is every type of person every demographic probably from multi-countries and he just he just saying his truth and it's it's kind of cool that's what's so cool yeah yeah it seemed like he has like he's like a six shooter like it wouldn't be surprised

Starting point is 00:46:04 if he pulled out a six shooter same yeah i mean he just shot a bunch of fucking cool ass fucking ideas into the world no bullets i wonder what he'll do after football oh you know i got did he talk about ayahuasca um when i was with him it was before his announcement that he had done it right and he was like was like, I'm about to say something. He told me, he's like, I'm about to do this announcement. It's going to be pretty controversial. And I'm an idiot. And he was like, what is it?

Starting point is 00:46:35 He's like, well, just that I've been using a little plant medicine. And I was like, bro. I was like, we all know. I told him, I was like, dude, everyone knows that you've fucking taken ayahuasca. He's like, you think? I was like, everyone knows, dude, trust me. It's like, that won't even make a blip on the news.

Starting point is 00:46:55 And he says it was like every news story. I was like, dude, no one cares. Everyone knows, don't worry about it. Yeah. Yeah, I got, cause Aubrey, Aubrey Marcus invited me to go. I was supposed to go on that trip when they went. You didn't go?

Starting point is 00:47:08 I had a showbook somewhere. Shit. It was in, I think, Tulsa. And it had been sold out for like four months. I just felt like I couldn't, I mean, I could have maybe sent a mass email to those people. And said like, hey guys, I'm thinking about doing this. You know, I don't know. But if like 50 of them said no, we wanted to see the show, I probably would have done the show.

Starting point is 00:47:29 Dude, honestly, if you were to live stream you and Aaron doing ayahuasca, they'd probably been okay. Yeah. If I could have sold tickets to that, dang. Yeah, man. But he was, I mean, I don't know if I butchered talking about it, but he is as cool of a guy as I've ever met in any walk of life. He's very, very cool to be around.

Starting point is 00:47:47 No, I think it's interesting, man, because you always kind of like he's – he seems a little bit like – he doesn't seem like a company man. That's what I like about him. No. I could see how he'd be frustrating to play with or definitely to coach. Yeah. But at this point in his career, you don't – Like trying to coach a rattler.

Starting point is 00:48:05 You don't want to coach him. A smart one. Yeah. Who's probably better at being a rattler than you coach. Yeah. But at this point in his career, you don't want to coach him. A smart one. Yeah. Who's probably better at being a rattler than you are. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand how any good quarterback has a quarterback's coach who was not a good quarterback.

Starting point is 00:48:16 Yeah, but I'd say most of them didn't even play. Ever. There's a lot of the best, but a lot of the best coaches didn't play football at all. I don't want to say a lot of them. There's quite a, like, I'm trying to think of the guy's name who was at the Georgia Tech, Paul Johnson, I think, who ran that triple option.

Starting point is 00:48:33 And no one could stop Georgia Tech running triple option. Wow. He never even played a down of football in his entire life. Damn. He just wrote up some stuff. He just liked options. Tell me, what's Saban's football background? I don't think he played anywhere. Can we look up i mean bill belichick like what what's saving owned like a subway or something like this is crazy

Starting point is 00:48:53 yeah belichick i don't know he looked like he probably worked at a factory somewhere oh he played at kent state who didn't Oh, he played at Kent State. Who didn't? Saban played defensive back at Kent State University upon his graduation in 9-1-9-7-3. He had intended to pursue a career in automotive sales until the Kent State head coach, Don James, two names for one, hired him as a graduate assistant.

Starting point is 00:49:24 Wow. Now it's Nick Saban. That's a bad dude. He could have been Nick Sedan. That would have been crazy, right? Nick Saban Sedans? Yeah. Could you imagine?

Starting point is 00:49:40 That's crazy. I wouldn't buy a car for him a million years. I mean, I know a lot of fucking Mississippi State fans wouldn't. What do you think? I think that you'd probably be pretty good in that lane. Slinging vehicles? Yeah. I don't know, man.

Starting point is 00:49:55 I don't know, dude. Some of those dudes are rich. Yeah, but you have to be the owner to be rich, I think. Otherwise, you just end up smoking and going to AA meetings. Yeah, true. Reno. Yeah, you end up in Reno. Economy to AA meetings. Yeah, true. Reno. Yeah, you end up in Reno. Economy seek to Reno.

Starting point is 00:50:08 Dude, Reno, yeah. God, I sure. Oh, I will tell you this. We were there one time, huge snowstorm hit. A bunch of chicks, like all our shows got canceled. We had to stay there for four days.

Starting point is 00:50:21 Yeah. And two buses of like co-eds, like chicks for like going to their sorority ski trip. They couldn't go up the mountain, so they had to stay there for four days. Yeah. And two buses of like co-eds, like chicks for like going to their sorority ski trip. They couldn't go up the mountain. So they had to stay there. And we dropped them all. Literally me and my buddy Jamie Lissa were sitting at the bar like, man, our lives suck. Fucking 250 women roll in.

Starting point is 00:50:37 That's a movie. What happened? Sex, bro. Really? Yep. Let's go. Pretty good. I mean, pretty brief sex, you know?

Starting point is 00:50:47 Yeah. Winter sex. Some wrestling? Yeah. Yeah, I should have tagged somebody in. Out of all the places you've been, what's your favorite weird city? You wouldn't want to live there probably, but I just love going there. like favorite place like you wouldn't want to live there probably but like i just love going there man i really wanted to get to spend a little bit more time up in uh

Starting point is 00:51:08 portland maine really yeah it's just it's like such a surprise that it's there because you think it's a lot of people out there fucking you know who've lost their eyeballs and shit you know out there people out there just you, a lot of people that, you know, hate people that go to Burning Man, but wish they would watch Burning Man videos at home as a family, you know, like that kind of shit, you know, but, uh, but dang, it's, there's just something about it, dude. The cold wind just fucking pushes you out of the, out of the street. One of the first things I did at Barstool was like a travel show. It was like the Barstool travel show.

Starting point is 00:51:46 And it didn't really take. I don't know why. Well, I'm probably about to say why. So we had an episode in Portland, Oregon. Oh, yeah. So we went out and shot a lot of stuff there. But we had some stuff planned. We went to like an RV sale

Starting point is 00:52:00 and we got kicked out of there. We just didn't get enough stuff for the whole episode. And we liked our whole season of episodes. They're probably like 10 minutes a piece, 15 minutes a piece. But this one probably had like five solid minutes, six solid minutes. And so we just took a flight to, for we were in New York,

Starting point is 00:52:17 like a quick flight to Portland, Maine. We shot the rest of the episode and just never said anything about it. Really? You watch the Portland episode, it's like half of it's in Maine, half of it's in Oregon. Damn, bro.

Starting point is 00:52:29 We just never mentioned it. Dang, bro. You're like, just welcome to Portland. Dude, that's wild, man. One time you had an Antifa thing and then you were eating a lobster next minute. Like, wonder who this lobster's voting for. Yeah, damn. Dude, I wish i had black lobsters those

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Starting point is 00:53:18 deal with, you know, look, see my children, see my stepdaddy, whatever. Get a job. Well, I don't relax well. I'm telling you that. And with my crazy life, it's hard to shut off my brain. I get Sunday scaries all week. I'd be on Tuesday. I'd be on Tuesday talking about Sunday. People say, dang, sit down, buddy, have a cold, have a cold water. And I don't sleep well. So you know what helps me or what could help you is Sunday

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Starting point is 00:56:09 See show notes for details. Oh, what I just see in the Netherlands, they had, did you see that thing, Brownies and Downies or whatever? It was like Brown Center. It was people that had Down Center. They incorporated them and they're running a um a restaurant yeah

Starting point is 00:56:26 and this is it right here and people were giving him hell on the internet but you can go there and get you a good brownie and meet it but meet a you know one of god's warlords you know one of god's but you know i have such a soft spot for like heroes, you know. Down syndrome. If I could, when I have a kid and I mean, obviously it's a, it's a, it's, I mean, they're like, they don't have an easy life and it's, I don't think it's super easy to, I don't know, not raise one, but I think it's like, it's hard. Down syndrome is hard, but they're so pure and so sweet. I've always said, if there's going to be like a down syndrome kid, I'll take one.

Starting point is 00:57:08 Yeah. I just love them. I can see you doing it. We had Chris Nickich on, and he's the down syndrome guy who won the, who finished the Ironman. And so that was like unbelievable talking to him. Did he flex on you? no he talked like he like likes shit he you know he talked a lot about trying to get with some hot blondes you know yeah which i get you know totally understood that part of it yeah actually the part i couldn't relate to

Starting point is 00:57:39 was a lot of like the physical that's what i was gonna say like is it his like achievements yeah man he loves smoking hot vons that's what he's called he's like let's get some smoking out blondes that's what he kept saying over and over again man but he that dude yeah he ran like 250 miles um and like swam and he swam like as far as you could let somebody swim you know but uh pretty unbelievable that That was crazy. But this place, they have everybody that works here has down syndrome. So that's like, and people were giving them a problem, but I think it's kind of cool. What could you give them a problem about? I think people are saying, Oh, this is wrong, you know, but I think it's like, at least now you can

Starting point is 00:58:21 embrace it. Like, welcome to this place we have down syndrome because what i don't like is when people pretend somebody doesn't have down syndrome yeah you know many people doing that well in our town growing up they would do that a lot and be like eric has down syndrome you know and they're like no he doesn't you know like well all right well you know like what he's not doing great today you know his service is just slow at least they're doing in europe dude so he serves slow anyways then he didn't get enough rest you know i mean but uh pretty crazy i wonder what other afflictions you could have and also have like a cool place you know and oh establishment be incorporated yeah yeah like if they had what if there was a where if there was a spot where every every single person had like herpes like everyone in here has genital herpes

Starting point is 00:59:19 you fucking hamburger hamburgers and herpes yeah bro what about eggs and eczema the guy's like oh you want some salt on that and he just rubs his skin off like that dude what about pepsi no and hep c you're like hey you want something to drink check your crop i'm trying to think of some other good ones we could add. Dude, this is great ideas. What are some good ones we could do, man?

Starting point is 01:00:16 Oh, dude. I don't know. Sometimes I think about just those names, like the strip clubs that serve food. Yeah. Tits and grits. Eggs and legs. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:25 You get like hangers and bangers? Old, saggy, saggy, saggy boobs, no bras. And this every potatoes. Oh. Dude, when I see a horrible tit, it fucking makes my whole body hurt. It really does, man. Oh, same. And dude, sometimes, and this is just me being transparent and honest

Starting point is 01:00:46 thanks sometimes when i i'll see someone who has like an actual i saw this is bad but this is just a true story i saw a guy who he lost a he i don't know if he had a burn on his face or he lost the arm maybe both but i saw him i was at the movie theater i saw him and i did like that oh you know and it's like i don't know if you saw me or not, but it's, it's a set. There's something in us that you're not supposed to, you recognize as fast, I guess what I'm trying to say. It doesn't take your brain long to see something like that.

Starting point is 01:01:16 To recognize what's going on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had a guy that tried to pretend he had both arms for a while in our area and that made that everybody was going crazy. They noticed it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:28 Immediately. But you don't want to say anything, but you thought it and then people thought they were crazy, you know? And then you have people trying to guess that was a crazy part. You have people trying to like rip his arm off just to see if it was, you know, like,

Starting point is 01:01:44 dude, what if it's real yeah just crazy man just uh people are fucking crazy man being uh they just had that one what was the one with the huge breasts they had who was that remember that but i look i say more power to you netherlands i i think it's like you know i just it's, it's like, I think if people have down, if they have whatever, let them get out there. I'd love to go to a place if I knew when I walked in, hey, everybody here has herpes. So they don't have to pretend that they don't fucking have herpes. Because I think probably one of the worst things about having some things is pretending you don't have it.

Starting point is 01:02:21 You know? So I think that it would be great if everybody could have herpes in one spot or you know what i'm saying what you know what i'm talking about they had a lady big breast lady um type that in actually i think we have a blocker on this computer and i gotta get a new one dude i've ended up masturbating the past four days oh really because when we were at that camp with Jimmy John, you were on a no masturbation, I think you were like 35 days in or something.

Starting point is 01:02:50 I was doing good. And I was trying to convince you to jerk it off. I was like, where are you going? You're like, dude, why do you keep wanting me to jerk off? And I started feeling bad about myself. I was like, I don't know why I wanted to jerk off. Yeah, bro, that was a weird flex from you, bro. I will say that. They had a lady with big

Starting point is 01:03:07 boobs who, uh, it was trans person who had big boobs and the kids were loving it at school. There you go. This lady has got those frickin' damn rib bonnets, dude. She's got some bangers.

Starting point is 01:03:33 There's a place for her at hangers and bangers. There's no way you can park in front of those and not get a ticket. Do you think there could be a place where, and this is kind of a good- Look at that one, dude. Oh my God. What do you think there could be a place where this is kind of a good look at that one dude oh my god what what do you think what what is she teaching dude is she in white face go up oh she probably is like lester holt he's a white dude i've always long thought that yeah he has a very like um

Starting point is 01:04:05 there you go. I mean, that's white-faced. How can you have huge tits and have a look on your face like you're looking at huge tits at the same time? But see, this is how they're tricking people. And this is probably Biden're tricking people and this is probably biden doing this yeah because they they're trying to get more people to accept trans right yeah and just be more comfortable with it so you send in somebody like this you send in you know a real and then afterwards you just take anybody yeah i mean this is transmmala Anderson right here, dude. I mean, they fucking sent in, they put the biggest tits. But you don't even notice that they got that wand, baby.

Starting point is 01:04:51 They got that yanker, baby. They got that door knocker right under them. And look at those legs look like a man's legs. How many commercials, dude? Jesus Christ. God, dude. Bro, I bet a bait i bet wait she teaches a wood chopping class of course she does there's a lot of wood in there dog can you believe this but see this is how they're gonna get everybody

Starting point is 01:05:28 by baiting with this kind of stuff because every you know it's just been kind of like this weird like what's going on but now i mean this is crazy dude i mean this is. And look at that mask, but what? I don't know. And why doesn't she swim? See, if she got in the pool and swam, I would fucking be supportive of her. Dude, there's no way that broad would make it off the dock. I mean, there were some damn, god damn, bro. Bro, if one of those bounced into the street, a kid would go get it, dude.

Starting point is 01:06:09 Those things are fucking retarded. These things are way worse off than anybody that works at that brownie shop. I mean, these are the craziest looking tits i've ever fucking seen i'm sorry man i didn't mean to go in all of that who sells that shirt dude by the way who sells clothing for this type of body yeah who sells that shirt lulu melons dude my god brother and i you know it's like i don't even know at what point are you not sexually attracted to a tit i feel like there's a size yeah you you know i'm talking about yeah there is there's a size where a certain age man is like a seven-year-old guy like oh fucking drool all over that you know but any decent man who doesn't drive a fucking honda civic and is over and is under fucking 50 is not gonna like this

Starting point is 01:07:14 yeah she blew past that dude that whatever that threshold is she blew past it you think that she's upgraded though you think that she went right to this? She had like A cups and went right to this. And by she, I mean he. They, right? Yeah, they, sorry. A Canadian school board is standing behind a trans teacher who sparked protests

Starting point is 01:07:34 after turning up to class with clownish giant, clownish, that seems rude. Giant prosthetic. They can say anything if they put it in quotation marks. That's true. Someone says she looks retarded. To classes with whore jugs. The blonde high school teacher went viral after being filmed operating a cut-off saw in class.

Starting point is 01:08:02 Look at this shit. But bro, that's who's building our fucking houses now that's why there's a back order bro on everything this lady got her fucking tit caught in the saw was an oakville school teacher. It refused to identify the educator while warning the wrong person had been named in online reports. Dude, wait.

Starting point is 01:08:32 Say that again. They misidentified who it was? Oh, my bad, dude. I'm sorry. We're sorry, Ms. Jackson. Yeah, sorry. We're sorry, Ms. Jackson. We're sorry, Professor Arnold. Yeah, we just had a typo. Some disturbed pupils have skipped classes held by the Oakville Industrial Arts teacher who began identifying as female last year.

Starting point is 01:08:59 I mean, dude, what grade is it? They're going to skip anyways. Yeah, that's a great point. And that's probably what happens. 10 or 12 people skipped. They don't want to come. And once you've been there twice, it's kind of like when you see the little donkey at the fair. Yeah, you don't need to go again.

Starting point is 01:09:16 Dude, yeah, the little Tom Thumb or whatever his name is. I've seen him. But wow, that's wild. But you know what? same as I've seen him. But wow, that's wild. But you know what? I think you're going to start to have a lot of people that are going to be doing this identification thing out of not boredom, but out of I want something different in my life.

Starting point is 01:09:34 Yeah. I've been, you know, I'm not married or whatever, or I want to get out of my marriage. I'm going to say I'm in a woman, you know, so then at least easy way. I think a lot of people are going to start using this to get out of different scenarios and why not it's not a bad idea not at all your kid comes home you're like i'm not your dad i'm identifying as not your dad i'm ronda you look like my dad yeah yeah but look at these tits that it's got in the mail that's gonna change fast You look like my dad. Yeah, but look at these tits I just got in the mail.

Starting point is 01:10:09 That's going to change fast, fucko. Those do look self-applied, too. Yeah, they do look, bro. Those look like they came with adhesive, bro. Wow. What else we got? Anything else in the news going on? Oh, what is it?

Starting point is 01:10:28 Do not cook chicken in NyQuil. While most of us would recoil in horror from such dangerous suggestions, adolescents and young adults continue to be susceptible to social media dares like these. Of NyQuil chicken? I mean, obviously it's crazy, but what's the problem with it? don't see an issue i mean you can take nyquil i've always thought that about drinking salt water it's like i can eat salt and drink water why can't i drink salt water yeah that's a good like i can take nyquil before i go to bed i can eat chicken why can't i have nyquil chicken yeah maybe they don't want the show maybe they maybe it does something

Starting point is 01:11:05 to the pan or something i don't know this guy looks it looks like it's just somebody in college if you've ever been in college this looks like fucking tuesday night dude what do you miss about college man did you love it or were you kind of like i actually did so when i played football right Tuesday night. Dude, what do you miss about college, man? Did you love it or were you kind of like? I actually did. Because you played football, right? You played at North Carolina. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:31 And what I missed about the most was being around the guys and just being around people. Because I went and got a real job. And I was like, you're just not around your friends. But then I made a very concerted effort to rejoin with friends and like making that a huge priority. And not even like making a ton of new friends, but just like my friends who are my friends, like going out of my way to make sure I'm around them. And I feel like it's got better because I did miss them really bad. Yeah. But like if, I mean, even when I moved to Florida, like I moved where my friends were living.

Starting point is 01:12:02 I go, the last two weekends I traveled to go see friends. Oh, wow. Just because I missed that part of my friends were living. I go, the last two weekends, I traveled to go see friends. Oh, wow. Just because I missed that part of my life so bad. Yeah, I forget about how important that is. I noticed it just recently going and training like with the same people every day. It's so fun. It's like, I get to be funny.

Starting point is 01:12:17 I get to joke around. I'm like a normal person. I'm not stuck in my head. Yeah, me and Will. So I've been working out with Will. It's this place called Boost Fit in Nashville. And it's just like a big facility. They have a lot of athletic stuff in there.

Starting point is 01:12:30 But there's also a school for hockey kids who don't want to go to real school. And it's awesome. They literally just don't go to real school. They do online classes and they play hockey all day. In Nashville? In Nashville. Wow. And they have every age.

Starting point is 01:12:44 So we'll go in there as we work out, and we'll jump in the sauna or showers, and then we're just showering. There's a bunch of middle schoolers running around making fun of each other's meats and stuff like that. Why is he not getting naked? We're just in there listening to it. But it's like, man, this is really what being a guy is all about.

Starting point is 01:13:01 Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, dog. Look, I've been through some through some shit man we've all been through some shit dude that's crazy bro i never uh i don't know some kid i remember tried to show me his dick bro and i told him no yeah and i was thankful for that man um but kids are ruthless oh they don't care like we'll sit in there and we'll be in the sauna and they'll all be like waiting in line to get in the showers and stuff and there's ruthless yeah they're so mean dude i'm like god he's getting roasted right you want to step in but i'm not stepping in it's dangerous over there and you don't know the lingo stepping down in a race bracket is way scary dude terrible kids nowadays it's like they're so on their ipad

Starting point is 01:13:43 they don't even notice if you get molested i feel like well you know like a lot of kids wouldn't even yeah true you know i don't know that's insane we might have to take that out dude well by the time we get but i mean i mean yeah like when i was young you weren't looking at your ipad so like you know you noticed if you really noticed you were somebody's ipad you noticed yeah but nowadays you can't even get the kids attention probably probably yeah so depends on what they're looking at probably yeah i think it's but it's like i you know i was with my recent i was with my family recently and there's some children in our family and i don't think that they saw me with their eyes for more than two minutes yeah it's crazy and it's kind of sad but

Starting point is 01:14:33 it's also like what are you gonna do yeah and it's peaceful and it's peaceful yeah and then soon as they're they are hanging out with you like where's your ipad dude you want to help you find it yeah the second you get their attention, you don't want it. Yeah, right. The NFL season kicked off. Who are some of your teams you think? What do you think this kind of plays out as? How do you think Tom Brady does? How do you think this kind of rolls out

Starting point is 01:14:56 for Brady? Dude, I don't know. I've been seeing all this stuff that's going on. He doesn't look good in terms of just his face. Well, people are saying that. I think he's... You think his face looks good? He looks leaner. I just can't tell if he maybe has had something done to his face or if he just are saying that. I think he's- You think his face looks good? He looks leaner. I just can't tell if he maybe has had something done to his face or if he just looks leaner.

Starting point is 01:15:08 I think if you're married to a model, the stuff that y'all are talking about at your house, she's always talking about cosmetic stuff and it's probably just easy to fall into that lifestyle

Starting point is 01:15:18 of always trying to improve your looks. Yeah. But do you see what happened with Brett Favre? Oh, yeah. He got caught up on that money. They bought a gym for somebody. Yeah, that's not good. But in terms of the happened with Brett Favre? Oh, yeah. He got caught up on that money. They bought a gym for somebody.

Starting point is 01:15:26 Yeah, that's not good. But in terms of the NFL, to answer your question, dude, I think the Bills are a wagon. I know. Like, who's doing anything to the Bills? I couldn't imagine anyone. But – Yeah, I can't imagine.

Starting point is 01:15:42 I mean, I don't know if anybody in their division – I mean, maybe if Miami shows up and shows out one game well my like my best friend from college is mitch trubisky who's a right starting quarterback for the steelers and he's in he was on your show too he's on sunday conversations ever yep and he's a great guy awesome dude and you know they drafted kenny pickett number one or for their first pick so anytime you take a quarterback first round that's your guy right it's just a pay differential like they're paying him more than they're paying mitch and so you kind of you're him i mean he's in the toughest spot ever where it's like

Starting point is 01:16:13 on paper kenny pickett's going to be the starter of their franchise and like their franchise quarterback at least that's what they want to happen but he has to like step in for a time being hopefully it's a full season or you or he's a two-year contract, two seasons, but just always having that weight over your shoulder. He doesn't say that there's a weight on your shoulder, but you know that you don't have that room for error. Yeah. And so I thought he's been playing.

Starting point is 01:16:38 He played last night. I don't know when this comes out. He played last night against the old Browns. And he played pretty good. They lost against the old rounds and he like played pretty good like they lost like he looked good like he looked like an nfl quarterback he looked like he belonged on the field but yeah the pressure on some of those guys i can't imagine a lot of that's a high pressure situation oh all of it is but then i also always think like i tell him too it's like dude you get they get paid for that pressure like it's not like you're just a high school quarterback and maybe, you know, Friday night

Starting point is 01:17:08 lights and it's like, you have all the pressure that you should go home and get on your iPad and try not to feel it or whatever. But, uh, you know, he gets, he, he gets paid for the pressure, but that's a tough spot to be in. And that's, so I root for him really hard. I have a bunch of other friends who are on different teams. I play with at Carolina or guys I've met throughout. So I kind of root for players. i grew up a panthers fan but you know i

Starting point is 01:17:29 root kind of for players now in the in the pros so then who do you think you see so obviously out of the afc you see buffalo they're gonna have to have some massive injuries right it's not gonna be like one injury's not gonna take them out no unless it's alan which i'm not i don't want to talk about that but i don't even he's that dude is a he's a he's a dog though he's a dog but they got they have literally every single thing they have great weapons he's amazing they have a great defense von miller somehow dude i'm a panthers fan i told you von miller single-handedly beat the panthers like 10 years ago in the Super Bowl by himself. He was like the MVP of the Super Bowl like 25 years ago.

Starting point is 01:18:09 And he's somehow still wrecking every play. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up getting him. That's crazy, man. Good for them. Yeah, they're sick, man. Dude, one night I went out here somewhere and was with Josh Allen and Dawson Knox, right? And it was so funny. They'd both been drinking and so they they made a bet with each other and they were like I bet you won't name your kid Fort Knox right that's what

Starting point is 01:18:35 one of them but the other one and he goes I bet you won't name your son wrench Allen right they're like let's each bet $1,000 yeah I was like now I was like Dawson you got a bet you you have i was like now i was like dawson you gotta bet you you have to get him to bet more because he gets paid more it's not fair you have to be comparable and he's like so then josh is like all right i'll bet three thousand right so i'm like well then dawson just made two thousand bucks because neither one of y'all is gonna name your fucking kid that so there's vimbo Dawson two grand, bro? That's a good bet, though.

Starting point is 01:19:09 I mean, it was a good bet, but it's like neither one of them is going to follow through. So he just made two grand. I made that dude fucking $2,000. He honestly owes you at least what? Yeah, he does. $100? Yeah, probably $200. I would say $250 probably.

Starting point is 01:19:21 But they were arguing about it as I walked off. I heard them kind of fucking. Did you ever hang out with George Kittle here? I know he lives here no his sister um taught me yoga for a while emma kittle really yeah do you like yoga i do like it man i do like it sometimes i just want i wish four people would just pull off just completely pull my body apart and run away with them because i feel like almost once the four forces combine it's just a bad deal you like it man you're already pretty tall though see if you guys are gifted with length you don't have to deal with what we got to deal with in terms of what just being you're always

Starting point is 01:19:56 around yourself when you're smaller yeah you know it's so quick i touch myself yeah i had a bobon you know him he's like the tallest guy in the NBA. Mm-mm. Oh. He played for the Mavs. He's got trade to the Rockets. Bol Bol? Similar.

Starting point is 01:20:11 Okay. But his name's Boban. Boban, okay. Yeah, he's like the new version, basically. Dang. And I asked him, I was like,

Starting point is 01:20:17 dude, and this is, we haven't put this out yet, but I was like, when you get, like how long does it take you to get a boner, dude, to get that signal down to your dick? And you get horny in like 25 minutes later yeah you got bad thigh fight that shit ain't going

Starting point is 01:20:32 up i wouldn't want to be i mean i think that i think that mean you probably got pretty good heights yeah well i like i you know i i do get admirable of your height well i'm six one i went to i moved to florida and I had to get a new ID. And I always said I was 6'2 when I was playing football. Oh, yeah. Because you always go an inch more. But then once I finally submitted, I'm like, I'm 6'1". That's what it is.

Starting point is 01:20:55 So I go to the DMV. And I had COVID, I think, by the time I went to DMV. I didn't know, but it turned out later. So, by the way, you see what DeSantis did? I don't want to. No, we already talked about it the other day on here it's so awesome

Starting point is 01:21:06 hilarious but so cool some people I've read somewhere that rich people were thrown up to pet the fucking people

Starting point is 01:21:12 and shit but I went to the DMV and I was like she's like how tall are you I said 6'1 and she sent me gave me my ID

Starting point is 01:21:21 printed it out right there it says 6'3 oh really I said 6'3 she said kind really? I said, 6-3, she said. Kind of like, who gives a fuck, dude? You're going to take it or not. I'm going to give it back.

Starting point is 01:21:32 It'll be 5-9. Dude, that's fucking awesome. It's like, welcome to Florida. This bitch is over there just changing people's lives up. Dude, in Arizona, you only have to get a driver's license every four, you only have to get your driver's license renewed every 40 years. Can you believe that?

Starting point is 01:21:52 Straight roads. Yes. I mean, that's true. But I think just for ID purposes, every 40 years you show somebody your ID, it's 40 years ago. Yeah, that's true. I guess it is nice

Starting point is 01:22:03 because then people just have to take your word for it um but no i thought that migrant stuff was hilarious dude people just shipping migrants around we had a border patrol guy on and he said the border's insane i listened to that episode he said people are coming across he's like he said and it's not just like people like mexican people that it's all types of people just wandering over. Like people with briefcases that say bomb on the side of them. Just like crazy shit, man. And he said it's just, he just said it's unbelievable. And they don't prosecute them.

Starting point is 01:22:33 So they just, it's basically like Red Rover. They just keep sending them back. So that's pretty wild, man. I do like to see, I just like to see them mix it up. I like how DeSantis kind of just mixing it up. Yeah. Mixing it up. Just busting those people. Yeah. It's like, and those people get to see the just like to see them mix it up i like how desantis kind of mixing it up yeah mixing it up just busting those p yeah it's like and those people get it to see the country yeah you know people like they're using them as pawns like they just ran across a street like fucking 50

Starting point is 01:22:54 miles sometimes they get there even further sometimes so i think a nice bus or anything yeah they deserve a meal at least i'm sure they're feeding them too yeah you know but yeah somebody said that they some lady dropped off like 200 cases of perrier at the fucking people like what that's crazy oh dude i think it's gonna start getting weird out there the weirdest shit gets man the first people that are going down are the rich, man. You think so? Oh, in a heartbeat. Are you in trouble? No.

Starting point is 01:23:30 No? I'll never be fucking rich. How? Fuck that. There's bugs in here right now. There really is. No, dude, I think. No, I mean, like, people are like, oh.

Starting point is 01:23:42 Jimmy. But since he made sandwiches he may have a fucking he he might have that that yeah he's in he may have an end with the working class i think there's a certain level of rich that's probably in trouble yeah but it's not jimmy and it ain't you it's between yeah yeah yeah i don't know who it is man but shit gets dicey i could just see it because everybody wants to throw something through a fucking rich person's fucking window. You done that before? Huh?

Starting point is 01:24:09 Have you done it? My brother did it and I watched him. And did it feel good after? Oh, it felt good. For you or for him? Both? He was going through it, some shit at the time. I don't know if he loved it.

Starting point is 01:24:21 He could enjoy it? He could enjoy it. But I was right there to enjoy it for you i've thought about it i've no doubt i've replayed it in my head probably a thousand times dude there's some rich people here in nashville yeah there are sometimes i drove out here there's some house some some really nice houses and there's a lot of like famous people who live here too that you don't know about yeah like there's you would never know they lived here. Mookie Blaylock lives here. Really? Mookie Betts. I was about to say, I don't even know who that is. Oh.

Starting point is 01:24:46 Yeah. Mookie Betts. Kirk Herbstreet lives here, right? Kirk Herbstreet lives here. I believe so. Huh. A lot of the announcers live here. Oh, really?

Starting point is 01:24:55 Country music stars. I'm assuming they're all pretty rich. I don't know what scale. Yeah, I think a lot of them do pretty well. Yeah, I think there's a lot of interesting cats that live out here. Because it's kind of like, and now it's becoming a lot more exposed. Everybody knows now, you know. Well, the reason I said Reno's growing earlier is they said the two fastest growing cities in America are Reno and Nashville.

Starting point is 01:25:14 No way. Yeah. You know, and I will say this about Reno. It was beautiful. It's an hour away from, you're close. You're close to beauty. Tahoe is beautiful. But it was like set in the mountains. It mountains kind of like boise like 20 years ago like boise was like jesus this place

Starting point is 01:25:30 is unbelievable like there's just nobody here yeah but reno it's a lot of just people walking from one a meeting to the next a lot of butt stuff going on a lot of uh you know people bumming cigarette oh like not even vapes they haven't heard of vapes you know, people bumming cigarettes. Like, not even vapes. They haven't heard of vapes, you know? Like, people still doing cigarettes. Did you ever listen to the guy, Andrew Huberman? Dude, we just asked him to come on. Really?

Starting point is 01:25:54 Yeah. So he just came out with a podcast on nicotine. And I've just been recently trying to get into nicotine. Like, I've just been recently trying to get into it. Really? What do you want to do once you got in? What do you want to do? It just seems fun. Yeah. It just been recently trying to really what do you want to do once you got it once you what do you want to do it just seems fun yeah it just seems like something to do and it feels like it's a good way to bond with people oh yeah um but but i was i listened to

Starting point is 01:26:15 his podcast on and he just dropped a podcast on nicotine but i was just podcasting his podcast on alcohol and it was so depressing yeah Alcohol's not good for you at all. Nothing about it. There's not even a plus. I was bummed. I still am kind of bummed about it. It's making me just feel bad. Do you ever think that alcohol will become a thing of the past?

Starting point is 01:26:37 There's a lot more people. What kind of bug is that? I just wanted those. Let me see if I can get that. Good luck. You think it's bothering the audio or no all right never mind um do you think that like alcohol will kind of fade out because mushrooms have become a lot more popular you see a lot of people milling around on mushrooms at parties funerals whatever people want to enhance the experience yeah you know funeraling

Starting point is 01:27:02 funeraling on mushrooms now is a big thing. Yeah. I don't know. I think they're going to have to be, have a replacement for the likes. Cause even mushrooms is like, it's sometimes you not have the coolest conversation of all time. And by cool,

Starting point is 01:27:16 I just mean like under control. You know, like alcohol is like, it's a nice social lubricant. Like you can have a couple of drinks and like have a great conversation. You can do it with your parents. You can do it with your friends. Like you might not want to have mushrooms with your parents.

Starting point is 01:27:30 That's true. But if there's a replacement, dude, the hangovers are, are terrible. And as I'm getting older, they get worse and worse. And I listened to this podcast and that, and the podcast, he's like, if you have one or two drinks a week, then like raises your cortisol which i guess is like you're you're feeling anxiety levels and it's like even so if you don't have it you're just automatically raising your your anxiety just walking around all the time i didn't feel like i had any anxiety walking around all the time and now i'm starting to think about like am i feeling

Starting point is 01:27:59 anxiety right now i had one or two drinks where I have 45. And so I'm kind of like, damn. I think also the word anxiety has started to be used for like any type of feeling. If people even have a thought, they're like, oh, fuck. Yeah, that's how I'm feeling. So now I'm trying to get into nicotine and get addicted to that. And here's a new podcast on that. I'm like, this dude's trying to sabotage my life. I'm not listening to it.

Starting point is 01:28:23 Yeah, well, you already did already did man not the nicotine one well yeah i think you should steer clear from that probably especially if the other one did that to you but i'm it's interesting like people be like i'm having anxiety about my school work it's like you haven't done your fucking school work that's why you don't know nothing about it yeah dude it's due in seven hours and you're about to go to sleep that's not anxiety you haven't fucking done your work like that's the weird thing about the word anxiety it's just getting really really like kind of tossed around and everything um and that is true on a serious level that is true yeah it is

Starting point is 01:28:55 oh yeah i think that that's one thing it's really it's pillaging like a lot of like vocabularies and people getting on meds um they said 70 of adults in America are on one type of medication. What is it? I'm not sure, they didn't say. But then they said 30% are on two types of medication. So just fascinating to think how much meds are going into people. Dude, I heard a thing.

Starting point is 01:29:18 So my brain is just like, I only, I listened to like a podcast and I'll hear like one thing and I don't remember which podcast it was or who said it or if it's true, but then'll just remember it they said that Cialis actually makes you smarter uh-uh like it helps you and it makes you you don't have as much uh a likelihood of getting uh what is it called not AOS um Alzheimer's oh wow Cialis if you're a regular user of Cialis damn I've been I mean I've been I've used all that shit over the years.

Starting point is 01:29:48 Dude, I once went and lived with a man because he had a vial prescription and I could chirp half of his pills, dude. To date, bro. That's pretty sad. I mean, and he was a straight man and everything, but it was like, I knew he had him. He was older. And so i knew he had that script so i go in there sneak and like nibble a piece off the side of one like hoping he wouldn't see it i'd get like a little just a little nibble but um dude i think one of the issue uh i used to take those gas station ones you know yeah those rhino 600s or whatever right and the ones that came out they had a camo

Starting point is 01:30:25 edition that came out for a while and those bitches man i remember going to this girl's house one night in florida and i'm trying to engage in sex and my nose just starts bleeding all over her just like straight out of my brain bro like just ideas i had just flowed right out onto this lady bro god some of that shit's bad for you but i'm glad that they're making it better dude know who really got screwed who jewel the singer maybe god i loved her the uh the nicotine like. Oh, Juuls. Juuls. Juuls. Juuls. Yeah, they got outlawed. They got banned. Yeah, really?

Starting point is 01:31:08 They're like, oh, this is not safe. Banned. Wow. They can't make any more. There's one million, one million other alternatives. Yeah, what the fuck? They're all completely legal.

Starting point is 01:31:18 And the guys at Juuls are like, what the fuck? I wonder what they did that was so bad, huh? They must have pissed somebody off. They did, part of the Manning family. Yeah was so bad, huh? They must have pissed somebody off. They did. Probably the Manning family. Yeah, probably so. Donnie Jewel over there.

Starting point is 01:31:32 I'm trying to think what else we can get into. Oh, so you got the Bills coming out of the AFC. Who do you have coming out of the NFC? NFC? Packers. I think Rodgers gets it figured out yeah dude he is like he's so good

Starting point is 01:31:50 even when they lose he looks so good all he has to do is get a couple dudes to like figure out what he's doing because you really want a quarterback and it gets like playoffs

Starting point is 01:32:00 who cares about the regular season when you get to the playoffs you want a quarterback right who's cool and who can make it happen when it matters. Yeah, somebody rarely wins without a quarterback. I almost put a futures bet on the Packers, on the Barstool Sportsbook. I was going to put a bunch of money on them to win the Super Bowl,

Starting point is 01:32:19 and then I realized the odds kept going. They kept on changing. Like I was going to lose money. It's like this Tennessee game we're going to, I bought tickets. They are so expensive. Now Tennessee's undefeated. I'm trying to sell them again.

Starting point is 01:32:33 They're caught. They're going for less than when I bought them. I'm like, they're undefeated. Really? Yeah. You can lose money trying to make future decisions like that. My investments have always been bad.

Starting point is 01:32:41 Oh, I made a lot of poor investments, man. Not even bad. It's just like, every time I play the stock market, crypto, all I just lose. It's like, how do I just do it?. Oh, I made a lot of poor investments, man. Not even bad. It's just like every time I play the stock market crypto, all I just lose, it's like, how do I just do it? I'm like, does this just happen to everybody

Starting point is 01:32:50 and we're all just being duped? I think it does. That's what I feel like. I feel like we all get duped pretty easy. I still, last time I was on the podcast, you made fun of me for Bitcoin. We talked about it. I still buy Bitcoin every day, every single day.

Starting point is 01:33:02 I buy Bitcoin every day. And it just goes down every day it could go either way for you um and even it goes up i'm never gonna sell it so it's just gonna i'm just paying i don't know it makes no sense yeah sometimes it's just like we get caught into wanting to be a part of like the game or whatever's going on and it doesn't seem real also when you do stuff on your phone it doesn't seem real also when you do stuff on your phone and shit, it doesn't seem real. Yeah,

Starting point is 01:33:27 it doesn't. It seemed like kind of fictional stuff, you know, and selling like, I don't know if you've ever sold something like that, like sold a stock or sold crypto, like super stressful and you got to pay so much tax. I just don't do it.

Starting point is 01:33:38 So I just buy the stuff and what are I basically was kissing money. Goodbye, dude. I am a poor, poor, I's kissing money goodbye, dude. I am a poor, poor. I was going to say with money, but just poor. Yeah, are you saving up now? Do you think that Nashville is going to be a place that you'll come back to?

Starting point is 01:33:57 What does that look like for you, do you think? I'm trying to give it. So I'm going to be here until February for sure. Okay. And I'm going to give it that amount of time to basically fill it out. And it's growing on me too like the more i'm here the more i think i understand it i understand the appeal of it oh yeah you come to national the first weekend you go you're going broadway and if you have someone come in they're going to want you to go to broadway right so it takes longer to like expand outside of that little strip to see like what's really going on here why do people like it but i

Starting point is 01:34:23 think the reason why people like is is I think it's super accessible. Yeah. In terms of people, like even like high profile people, whatever come down here, like models will come here, but they're not, if you go to Miami,

Starting point is 01:34:35 you got to dress up, you got to be seen, you got to look cool. You got to be going the right place to the right people. Here, it doesn't matter the type of person that comes, everyone can go everywhere.

Starting point is 01:34:43 Yeah. You can wear whatever. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, I think that's something nice about it feels comfortable things feel very accessible here yeah like my buddy invited me to a concert when i was going to see black crows he's like do you want to go i was like sure i'll go in 12 minutes i was parked and we were walking across the street yeah into the uh amphitheater you know it's like things are really really accessible. Honestly, my biggest worry about Nashville is just about how popular it's getting and how many people like it. So I'm like, if I do, because I'm looking to like buy somewhere, like try to even just

Starting point is 01:35:13 settle down, even if I don't buy, like settle down in one spot for more than six months, because I've been pretty much doing six months here, six months there. And Nashville is going to be so different in like five years, 10 years. I know. Everywhere changes. But the rate that Nashville is changing is like, you might sign up for something, but months there and national is going to be so different in like five years ten years i know everywhere changes but the rate the national is changing is like you might sign up for something but you don't necessarily know what you're going to get well it's one of the last cities in the south that is um growing really a lot of cities have experienced a lot of issues um and it's one of the last like kind of southern cities i feel like know who i love but they have

Starting point is 01:35:45 no good airport or else i would think about going there mobile alabama oh really you've been there yeah that's a nice city that's a very very southern nice city i stopped over there and saw a buddy of mine in recovery on thanksgiving you were both crying in his fucking yard she was insane but um yeah i like it down there i got got a half-sister that lives over there in Spanish Fort. Yeah, it's nice down there. It's almost like they're pretending like it's Florida, but it's fucking Alabama. Yeah, I really think it has a charm to it. It kind of feels like Charleston a little bit.

Starting point is 01:36:16 Oh, it does. Downtown, they really made it nice. Yeah, I think as more development goes on over there, because it's gotten real busy in that area. What happened with the golf? Oh, with the golf? Basically I realized, so my whole thing was like, and I was dead serious about it. People thought I was messing around and it was,

Starting point is 01:36:37 yeah, I knew it was funny to say. Seven strokes or what was it? My first round I was 51 strokes over par. Okay. So if like par 72, I was like 121. Okay. And so I was like, over the next lifetime, I'm going to shave 51 strokes off, be a scratch golfer. And then from there, my dream is to go pro on some level.

Starting point is 01:36:56 I mean, it doesn't have to be PGA Tour. Time to live wasn't a thing, but. Is it still a dream? It's still a dream, but I'm not working towards it. Okay. Yeah. Which is literally the definition of a dream. But the reason is because I love what I do so much.

Starting point is 01:37:12 Like I love working at Barstool so much. I love traveling around, making my videos. I realized maybe this is attainable in terms of if I really did, and I have different resources than everyone else probably has if they were trying to go after this. Like I knew people who were like the top Chris Como who was like Tiger Woods golf coach yeah was like working with me wow but because of Barstool and just good networking and like I had something to offer him too and of of a platform so I had I was sponsored by uh

Starting point is 01:37:42 TaylorMade and G4. G4 was my clothing sponsor and TaylorMade was my club sponsor. So you were all ready to be on the tour. Honestly, I did make it. I was pro because I was getting paid to be sucky. Yeah. So I had way more resources. And I have like a – I'm not a great athlete,

Starting point is 01:38:01 but I'm like a good enough athlete where I think I'm past a threshold of what you have to be to be a professional golfer. And where I think I'm past a threshold of what you have to be to be a professional golfer and I do think I have the mind for it but I realized you have to do this every single day and you can't I couldn't have made videos traveled done any stuff I love to do that the lifestyle that I work so hard to get to I work so hard to get to the lifestyle that I love and I was gonna have to just like cancel it out to just play golf every day. And I was like, it's not, it's not worth it to me. I'd rather just be a dream. Well, it's, it's interesting. Cause you were kind of living one dream. Yeah. It's hard to dream jump. That's kind of what I realized. And it sounds so obvious,

Starting point is 01:38:40 but I was like, dude, I'm already living a a dream why am i going to cancel out something i know i already have to go from i might not get i could break my back and just have neither thing yeah dude oh that'd be the worst bro if you were do they have any wheelchair guys on the pga tour they have a dude who is he's on the pga but his name is jake olsen he played long snap for a usc southern cow and he's blind oh wow and bro he is i think he's USC, Southern Cal, and he's blind. Oh, wow. And, bro, he is, I think he's like a, I want to say he's like a seven handicap.

Starting point is 01:39:12 He's like, he's amazing at golf. He plays with his dad. His dad goes out there, puts the ball down, tells him how many yards it is, lines him up to the shot, and he smacks it. Damn. I might have lied about his handicap. He is technically handicapped, though.

Starting point is 01:39:30 He is, bro, so yeah. But dude he's and he's an awesome guy and that i mean that's an accomplishment bro people are like hey what's your handicap he's like uh handicapped blind yeah all of it yeah dude a friend of mine took a picture one time with oj and they like snuck a knife out and held it up like while they were taking the uh no that's not what happened a friend happened. A friend of mine, a friend of mine took a picture with OJ Simpson one time and they sent it to me and it was like, they were holding up like a black glove. Like they got me outside of the picture. And I always look at that. You should get him on this show. I've thought about it, man. There's definitely some unique guests that we would like to have on, you know? Um, I've always liked how you pick people who are like interesting people, not necessarily like the, like the biggest the biggest i mean you have the biggest stars on but then

Starting point is 01:40:09 i feel like you go for the people who are like interesting yeah i go for what's kind of just in my what feels fun to me right now who am i like who's popped into my radar my little world and would be kind of interesting to talk to i've realized that some kind of guests I'm not that great at talking to. Who's your white whale? That white whale. I would really like to have Macklemore on, I think would be cool. Yeah? Why? I'm just intrigued by him. I'm just intrigued by his journey. He's been through like dealt with like sobriety and stuff like that.

Starting point is 01:40:47 Sometimes that kind of stuff's interesting because people are battling their own demons. He's a golf guy too. Is he? Huge. Oh, wow. That's cool. He has like a golf line. I was a huge fan of him.

Starting point is 01:40:58 I mean, who wasn't? Yeah, you couldn't. Look at us. Yeah, I was a huge fan. Oh, I can dance again. So I get, I mean, obviously there's some other people I think. Kevin Spacey I think would be real interesting. Is he in jail?

Starting point is 01:41:15 No. He's in Europe, I think. Michael Landon, deceased. Who else, man? Who else is some real? Oh, Jared leto i think would be nice he would be good yep nate diaz um yeah what about yourself man because you got some you had some real hitters on kodak black that was so wild he should you would love kodak really oh yeah is he a real nice guy yeah but so our interview was at 3.15.

Starting point is 01:41:45 AM? PM. Yeah. In the afternoon in Pompano where he lives. And we shot the interview at 12.30 at night. Hey. It was fine.

Starting point is 01:41:56 It was like, hey, this is what we signed up for. Hey, Kodak Black, dog. You know what I'm saying, bro?

Starting point is 01:42:01 It is what it is, dog. Yeah. I mean, it's like I do. I'm not living by this white clock. You know what I'm saying, bro? It is what it is, dog. Yeah, I mean, it's like I do, though. I'm not living by this white clock. You know what I'm saying, bro? He's great.

Starting point is 01:42:09 You would love him. He's awesome. Yeah, he seems real interesting. Oh, I want, my white whale right now is, I kind of have two. Mine is, you know the guy who used to be on the Howard Stern show, Beetlejuice? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:42:21 He's a white whale for me. Oh, he seems great. I saw a cool clip of him the other day. He just doesn't do, he doesn't, he lays low he's alive but he lays low is he he must have a liver issue huh i know he's on dialysis i don't know what uh that could be liver i don't know what that's for i think diabetic right i don't know something i don't know either i don't even know if i was supposed to say that but yeah um and jamisis Winston is my, he's probably my more obtainable. I would love to have Jameis on.

Starting point is 01:42:47 Oh, that'd be cool. I feel like he's got a lot of thoughts. Yeah, dude. I think he'd be perfect for your show, actually. He just. Because his eyes seem real creative. Like you don't know

Starting point is 01:42:54 what's going on sometimes. There's something going on in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that that would be pretty tight. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:43:01 It's interesting. And it all, you know, I'd love to have Boosie again, I think would be fun. Boosie would be cool with you guys too. Yeah. I mean, I feel fortunate. Like, yeah, it's fun and it always you know i'd love to have boosie again i think would be fun boosie would be cool with you guys too yeah i mean i feel fortunate like yeah it's fun to just kind of get us to sit and chat with folks dude we got to go um when we're over at jimmy john's we got asked to go hunting yes um with michael waddell who's like the goat of hunting right yeah he's a real woodsman, I believe,

Starting point is 01:43:26 from what I've seen. Yeah, what happened with Brett Favre? He did that. It's looking bad for him. I'll tell you this. I walked into a restaurant one time. Brett Favre was sitting in there eating with his family, I think.

Starting point is 01:43:45 Brett Favre was sitting in there eating with his family, I think. And I didn't say anything to him. Some people wanted to take pictures with him, but he kind of like asked them if they would take them from far away. It was with him sitting in the background eating. Which seemed insane, bro. So there was like a string of like five kind of like women, know or you know like people with tits i don't know what to call them nowadays yeah right but and they were just all kind of smiling he's just sitting there just eating shrimp at this table dude

Starting point is 01:44:17 so that's an insane ask so what i'm saying is i think he stole the five million i mean that's facts here you go michael widell right there and he killed something right there what is that a damn doberman what i can't see that that's a deer i'm excited dude i'm actually nervous that i'm i'm a little nervous that uh i'm nervous that i won't like it because i've never been before i've done like i mean i've shot guns and stuff like that and i actually went out one time and tried to kill a deer and didn't. And I'm nervous that I will get out there because so many people I love, love it. And I want to be a part of it.

Starting point is 01:44:55 It seems like such a fun activity to do and such a good hobby. Yeah. And as you get older, dude, you need more hobbies. Yeah. I've got to get some good hobbies, man. I think I'm a little bit nervous. Like I wish we had to fight the animal with a knife. For me, I feel like then it seems more fair.

Starting point is 01:45:11 You could do that with pigs, I think. Yeah, but even then, I think somebody kind of holds them and you run up and stab them, which seems like Jesus. Dude, what's different about that than killing with a gun from like five meters away? This seems even like fucking more Italian or something. something like why are we doing this man that's just sausage bro well yeah but i don't know it's like there's two guys you barely know they're fucking you just run up and shank them but that's what i like for hunting is like i do feel a part of me i want to be a part of the

Starting point is 01:45:41 adventure and i want to love it but i would be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me. It's like, I have a gun. I got a gun. I'm going to win this. What's the challenge? But I know there is one. I just don't understand it fully. And I'm excited for Michael to teach us about it. he said there's different options of things that we could shoot, you know, or things that we could trap or kill. I wouldn't mind setting something up. You strangle something adult, you know, which seems like it'd be easy to catch him. Like,

Starting point is 01:46:11 uh, dude, while I was living in Florida, you can kill the iguanas. Oh, wow. If you want, you can,

Starting point is 01:46:15 you can hunt the iguanas in your backyard and, and, uh, snakes. And pretty much, I think Florida, pretty much anything you want. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:46:24 Oh, wow. And what can you, are you like when you can just go do it whenever? Yeah. snakes and pretty much i think florida pretty much anything really you want yeah oh wow and what can you are you like when you can just go do it whenever yeah oh wow you're supposed to because they're overgrown they're having so it's all now it's fucking just every regular somebody works at chase bank it's his fucking responsibility i guess dude because they're just going everywhere so now this dude's buying a bow and arrow he's just driving around at night because the city's telling him to bro i'm telling you the government is full it is falling apart a piece at a time and it's getting it we're all everybody's doing the they got dogs

Starting point is 01:46:56 hunting drugs now like it's all fucking falling apart man it's not gonna end well dude it's not gonna end well i don't know yeah you might be right It's not going to end well. I don't know. Yeah, you might be right, man. You want to hunt the drugs? No, I don't, dude. Let the dogs do it. You're right, that's true. Yeah, and they probably got cloud and shit amongst other dogs. Dude, I was in a...

Starting point is 01:47:15 You know, muffin find a gram. I was in... So I was part of a dog fight. Okay. And one of my friends has a big pit bull. Wait, will you cut that AC on real quick, brother? Thank you, man. One of my friends has this big pit bull, and he got into a fight.

Starting point is 01:47:32 I won't name names. My friend will be embarrassed. But his dog attacked another dog on the side of the street. And it was getting walked. It was in Boca Raton. So his dog attacked another dog on the side of the street. And this other dog is getting walked by old. It's it's boca so you can imagine what the lady's looking like and uh and it's just tearing this dog up and i'm supposed to be watching

Starting point is 01:47:52 he's working out i'm supposed to be watching his dog and i'm in the pool also oh my god hop out of the pool out there. It's tearing this little dog apart. And this lady's screaming. So, and that's a whole, it's a long story. So brazzers. Anyways, I had to pick up, I had to pull the pit bull off this other dog. I think it was a golden doodle. I had to pick it up and I got it off.

Starting point is 01:48:20 But as soon as it landed, it jumped up and that dog bit me and walked into my arm. The little one. The little one. And it was scared. It felt and that dog bit me and walked into my arm. The little one. The little one. And it was scared. It felt like 30 seconds, but it was probably one second. So I had to go to the hospital, everything. So I got it all figured out. The next week, the next week, I'm going through the Charleston airport.

Starting point is 01:48:37 And I got a long flight back to New York. This was a while ago. And I had taken a little bit of an edible of weed. Yeah, baby, huh? And so just for nothing crazy, but just to get home. Yeah. And I was, as soon as I got to the airport, I probably took it like 30 minutes before I got to the airport.

Starting point is 01:48:57 As soon as I get to the airport, I'm like kind of, I'm like feeling it. You know, I'm just, I'm a little aware of everything that's going on and not at the same time yeah and this this police officer walks up to me as i'm going through tsa he said hey buddy come here and i said oh man i was like what's this gonna be he's like hey um we have these these uh bomb dogs out here and we're testing them we need we need you to walk through TSA and we're gonna give you this little, it was like a little packet. He's like, you just put it in your pocket

Starting point is 01:49:30 and it smells like a bomb. He's like, just walk through TSA like you're normal. And we're gonna see if the dogs notice. So I'm high as a kite. Walking through TSA, I just got attacked by a dog the week before. I don't understand. And finally, it's my time.

Starting point is 01:49:51 It's my time to go through the thing. I'm looking at the dogs. I'm looking around. And by the way, they didn't tell other people in TSA line. Oh. Because it's a long TSA line with 100 other people. Yeah, that's miscommunication. And so I walk through.

Starting point is 01:50:04 And of course course they're putting up on me i'm losing my mind i'm freaking out the whole airport's looking at me this guy's got a bomb oh damn bro i made it out alive but yeah i don't and i don't i don't mess with dogs like that anymore yeah in terms of breaking up their fights if they're gonna fight best man wins yeah somebody else that's god you know that's god or nature like nature does all kind of shit that we try to stop a lot of times that's insane flooding dog fights it's like you got to think like let it flood yeah she's doing it we're like we'll build this little wall they should be like bitch you're

Starting point is 01:50:45 fucking out of your mind um i remember one time they had uh um oh shit i think it was about an animal but i forgot oh well um yeah i think we might have covered maybe everything caleb is there anything else we didn't cover really no dude i don't know we want to go hunting we're supposed to go with michael waddell yeah and i'm really sad about it i mean i don't have you hunted a lot i don't know you seem like you'd be someone who hunted a lot but i don't think you have and i'm wearing this today too yeah for hunting so i have i wouldn't say i've hunted i did a lot of peeping tom and stuff when i was when i was real young you know um i have been on i used to shoot snakes i used to work on this farm and we would shoot snakes all afternoon

Starting point is 01:51:33 uh with like handguns and stuff but i wouldn't say i've hunted you know trying to think of anything else that i've oh my brother and i shot a dove last week. And I've had recently, my brother cooked some raccoon and we did have some squirrel as well. So you haven't hunted is what I'm taking from this. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I haven't. It'll be fun. It'll be both of our first times. That's true, huh?

Starting point is 01:51:58 Yeah. First time hunting. I mean, it's a good guide to go with. If we don't like it with him, we're not going to like it. That's true. And he's awesome too. He was at, dude,

Starting point is 01:52:06 I don't know what Jimmy is okay with us saying and not, but that little group he puts together is such an eclectic and awesome group of people for that little trip. It's like a summer trip.

Starting point is 01:52:16 I don't know if you talked about it on here or not. Yeah, I have talked about it. Yeah, we got to go to, Jimmy John does a Jack Pine. He does a summer camp

Starting point is 01:52:23 every year in Wisconsin and that's kind of where you and I kind of got to kick it and hang some. Yeah. Yeah. And there's like music and just good food, macaroni, great people. You'll just be sitting around and you'll have, there's like billionaires. Yeah. Not just Jimmy, but there's other like huge dudes.

Starting point is 01:52:42 And then there's Michael Waddell. There's you. There's guys then there's Michael Waddell. There's you. There's guys who are like titans of industry. Then there's country singers, NASCAR drivers. And then there's just families, normal people. Emil Lagrasse is there. Yeah, Emeril was there.

Starting point is 01:52:55 Beef jerky owner. Yeah. Was there. Beef jerkies. And then you're just kind of sitting around. You're hanging. It's just kind of like a cool, interesting vibe. Yeah, we played some volleyball. That was awesome.

Starting point is 01:53:04 People played music. Caught some carp and some northern. What else, man? But I've heard it's, well, I don't know. I was up there the year earlier, yeah, and it was fucking bananas, dude. Yeah, I've heard it's been different. You had Vince Neil out there losing his gills. You know, dude, you had Kid Rock out there.

Starting point is 01:53:21 Him and Travis Trevor throwing shoes at each other. I mean, shit was fucking lit, man. Yeah. Maybe next year will be like a happy medium because I think this year was very conservative, it felt like. It's my first time. Yeah. It was low key.

Starting point is 01:53:32 Everyone was like telling stories about the years past. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, dude, you should have seen last year. Yeah, you should have been there. Yeah. It's like being in high school. Like, dude, but the last senior class, they were crazy. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:53:42 That was always it, huh? Did y'all have a big senior thing that happened at the end of the year? Like a big competition or anything like that? I don't remember. Dude, I don't have a good memory. Yeah, I don't either. I wonder what that is. I think, dude, I was like, he'd been in podcasts. I think he could be

Starting point is 01:53:59 drinking. Yeah. But it could be just, we could just naturally have bad memories. Could have been cocaine for me i don't know if cocaine does anything to your brain or not but feels like it could football football's a good one yeah ct there's a lot of ways to hurt your brain but dude you're only here one time yeah that's and you only need your brain tell you about what 45 yeah probably 60 60 i've always been bad about that though i've always been like dude when i'm until you're about, what, 45? Yeah, probably 60. 60? Yeah, 45 is a little early, dude. I've always been bad about that, though.

Starting point is 01:54:27 I've always been like, dude, when I'm 29, I won't. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bro, when you were a kid and you see somebody that's like 35, you'd be like, this fucking is. Yeezer. Yeah, this fucking ancient guy with this mustache. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:54:40 God, just like molest me or leave, bro. Oh, God, you're fucking creeping everybody out. I'm on my iPad, dude. I don't even bro. God, you're fucking creeping everybody out. I'm on my iPad, dude. I don't even care. Yeah, I'm on my iPad. Caleb Preston, you can check him out on Sunday Conversation. And how often does it come out?

Starting point is 01:54:53 So during this – Sunday Conversation is a part of our Barstool NFL show. Okay. It's a segment. Okay. So like the whole idea behind it was like the NFL countdown. I think that's what has it. They have Sunday conversation. Got it.

Starting point is 01:55:08 Which is a one-on-one conversation. It's like, what's our interview segment going to be? And then a guy, a bar saying, Ron was like, Sunday conversation. Yeah. Which was have Lenny Balls eat some ice cream. It'll be a Sunday. And so that's how it started. And then it's kind of took on this life of its own,

Starting point is 01:55:24 but it runs during football season. It's part of our football show. So every Sunday for football season. Every Sunday. Oh, okay. I get it. That's when it comes out. Yeah, man. I had to eat some mushrooms before I went on mine with you. Really?

Starting point is 01:55:35 Yeah. I was just not feeling good, man. I needed something just to, I was just, I'd been just going through this over a time period. I just had been feeling really like, just like, just depleted. Yeah. So nothing crazy. It's one of our highest viewed episodes of all time. Oh really?

Starting point is 01:55:48 Yeah. Oh, that's awesome, man. That's awesome. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. I like being in there and seeing Glenny in there and I love seeing him,

Starting point is 01:55:55 you know? That's why I always, every guest, I'm like, you met Glenny Balls yet? And if they say no, I'm like, you're in for it.

Starting point is 01:56:02 Yeah. It's just, it's like, it's just such a, he's going to see that. He does. And you don't see that in the, you don, you're in for it. Yeah. It's just like, it's just such a, he's got a presence. He does. And you don't see that in the wild. You don't see that in the wild.

Starting point is 01:56:10 And his legend's growing. Yeah. Or you don't see that in captivity. That's just something you see in the wild. Yeah. And in some ways I try to make sure I don't, I just let him, you know, let him be. Yeah. We go to a new city.

Starting point is 01:56:21 We went to Tampa last week for Ric Flair. And I knew he's going to get there a couple of days early. He's going to leave a couple of days late and he's going to Tampa last week for Ric Flair and I knew he's gonna get there a couple days early he's gonna leave a couple days late and he's gonna be in Tampa for a while he'll show up

Starting point is 01:56:30 for our 15 minute interview and he'll eat some ice cream but he'll be in Tampa for a while yeah man he's almost like a warm front yeah

Starting point is 01:56:37 can't control him when he's coming you don't know when he's leaving you don't know what he's going to do but you know some people's gonna be wet

Starting point is 01:56:44 that's all you know. Caleb Presley, man, thanks so much for your time. Dude, I look forward to it. We'll go on our first hunt. Can't wait. Yeah, we'll have to shoot a little video or something maybe. That'd be really fun. I would like to do more stuff in Nashville with you.

Starting point is 01:56:56 Yeah, it'd be fun, man. Me too, bro. Thanks for being here with us. Cool. Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like these leaves Cool. In my bones But it's gonna take Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite, and welcome to Kite Club, a podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like current events, stand-up stories, and seven ways to pleasure your partner.

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