This Past Weekend - E428 Druski

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Starting point is 00:01:02 Arizona. We're adding a date onto that week. March 23rd we've added in Houston, Texas. That's a Thursday night at the Hobby Lobby Center for the Performing Arts. May 10th, Newark, New Jersey. New Jersey Center for the Performing Arts. May 11th, Westbury, New York at the New York C.B. Theater at Westbury. June 9th, Austin. We've added another Austin show and June 30th and July 2nd, Las Vegas at the Encore Theater. Wow. I can't believe it, man. I just can't even believe that we're getting to do all this. This is crazy. Thank you. It's at TheoVon.com slash T-O-U-R. You have to go through those links to get accurately priced tickets. If you're elsewhere, that's out of our control. There's already a lot of monsters there on the internet

Starting point is 00:02:01 with these ticketing fees and those are out of our control as well. I love you guys and I hope to get to see you if you can come out. We now have Be Good to Yourself crewnecks available in light blue, maroon, and cement. That embankment gang color, you know it. Check these out along with the new windbreaker at TheoVonStore.com and thank you for your support. Today's guest is a entertainer, a comedian, producer, actor. He's a creative and he's kind of like a universe in a way. You know, you meet him and you meet the people that are in his circle and it's just, man, it's a it's a very entertaining world. I'm happy to have him here today, my friend Druski. Yeah, but you think we have a couple, bruh. Why would I have a couple?

Starting point is 00:03:31 Because that's part of the fucking G code or whatever, bruh, whatever. 50 cents, 50 kids. We got these fucking orphans. What the fuck? He's sick. I'm just saying, man, I'm just glad you came through, man. Yeah, I know it. This is the damn underground railroad for us because we needed some brothers up in here, man. Cheers to that. Cheers to that. Oh, hell yeah. Y'all definitely needed some black people up there. Turned up. I was looking for a black episode. I swear it took me a minute. I was looking though. I was definitely looking for a black episode. I'm scrolling, man. You got to scroll for a while. We almost had to call Donnell Rawlins in again, bruh. He's everybody's go-to podcast guy. No, you did have one older black guy. It was like, he was like a politician or something.

Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, yeah. Who was that? Yeah, it was some random. We had Miss Pad in. So Miss Pad, that was good. And then, oh, we had Neil deGrasse Tyson, bruh. I don't know who the fuck that is. That space brother dog, you believe it? Who's that? Bring him up, Zach. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Let's rock. We recording? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that Neil deGrasse Tyson, man. We had him in. He's like that. There he is. Oh, yeah. That old dude. He kind of looked, he resembled Michael Jackson, dad. Oh, yeah. He don't, he do, he do, don't he? Joe Jackson, bring him up. Joe Jackson, pull up Joe Jackson. Let's see some damn Joe Jackson and Neil deGrasse Tyson. Yeah. Because Neil will beat the fuck out of some space stats. Damn. Oh, no. Back in the day, Joe. Back in the day, Joe. You

Starting point is 00:05:16 gotta, you gotta play. Yeah. Yeah. Fresh Joe, because this is. Damn. Yeah, this is ball Joe. Joe's starting to look up. This is ball stack Joe right here. Just say that ain't the new Joe. He's trying to look like that third nut. Yeah, man. You know. Damn, bro. He's going through it, though, man. That's a legendary family, though. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you ever get to meet Michael Jackson? No, I didn't, man. I wish I did, though. You know, I was what fucking 10 when he died. Damn. That would have been the time to meet him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Sad time, so, you know, King of Pop. Yeah. I was at a, I was on stage one time and he pulled up in the alley outside of the window. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You have seen Michael Jackson?

Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah, I saw him. Like you've seen him? I visually saw him outside of a second story window. He was going into the costume shop. It was at night and it was closed, but they opened it up for him and then he pulled up and I saw him kind of get out and he got out all fucking like he just looked like he was just like he barely fucking like he just got out, you know, like he just kind of like was out. Yeah. He didn't have to really do a lot. Yeah. It seemed like he just wasn't, there wasn't a lot to him, you know, he's very like. He's a fragile person. He's very fragile. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he looked fragile, man. How tall was Michael Jackson? That's a good question. That is a good question. I have no clue how tall Michael Jackson is. I never thought about how

Starting point is 00:06:40 tall he was. Five foot nine. Five foot nine. That's kind of small, bro. Yeah. Yeah. He's a smaller guy. Damn. Yeah. Because he started looking Asian at the end, huh? He switched up. He made a big switch up. He went through all, he went every, he didn't fucking miss a gender. He didn't miss a ethnicity. He hit Mexican. He hit a mall, man. He hit a mall for real. Then he went past white. Like the white he went was like, that's what the fuck white is. We're like, oh, he's the one that did slavery, bro. We were all pointing at him. What the fuck? We're like, that motherfucker did it, bro. We were pointing at him, dude. He looked like Jackie O at the end, bro. Pull up Jackie O, man. Dang, cuz he went all the way, man. Dang, bro. You know his dad was beating the shit out of them,

Starting point is 00:07:30 though. Oh. He was beating the shit out of them. That's probably why dad looked like that now. What the damn bullsack. But a lot of black guys can sing anyway. It's like, why would you even beat your kid in this thing? Yeah. Yeah. But he was talented. I think he just wanted them to be perfect, though, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Damn, bro. Sometimes you get excellence out of that, though. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if people, you could beat somebody into excellence. Maybe that's an example of it, huh? That's an example, but you know, they lose their mind after it. So it's a bad trail, just downhill trail, man. It's sad. I'm friends with his daughter. She's awesome. Janet Jackson? No, Paris Jackson. Who the fuck is that? Oh, Michael Jackson's daughter.

Starting point is 00:08:12 Yeah. Are you real? Yeah. She's sweetheart. Wow. Where's Blanket? Can we? Where's Blanket? Let's talk about that. Pull up Blanket, baby. Pull up Blanket, baby. Blanket disappeared, right? Oh, I don't know. I think he changed his name and everything. Uh-huh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't think Blanket Jackson is fucking Thoreau rug or something. He looked different. Blanket is like a, because a lot of brothers used to have crazy names back in his day. Blanket, Whisker. Yeah. You'd meet his brother named Whisker. I think he changed his name, didn't he? Damn, he kind of had that Native American look. Wow. Did Michael Jackson use his own nut to make his kids? Ooh. Couldn't have. You mean into a woman? He looked Indian. Yeah. There's no way. There's no

Starting point is 00:08:57 black jean in that. He looked like full moon walk. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. No black jean in that blood right there. But that's a good question, right? I think even to Paris Jackson, how does she look? She's completely white, right? She has more of a white look. She has a little bit. I think she gets, you can see a little bit of like, there you go. Ain't no black in that blood. I don't know. She got a little bit of urban in the eyes, I think. In the eyes? I think so. They're fucking blue. Yeah, but they fucking want to be black. How? How do they want to be black? You can see, looking them at your zoom in, Zach, dang. Come on, man. Let's see. We guessing? Yeah, nah. I don't see any black there, man, other than the pupils. Yeah, that's a little. That's

Starting point is 00:09:47 about it. Yeah, nah. He didn't make that with his nut, man. I'm telling you. I don't know. That's funny, yeah, because I guess if you are not, because I don't know if he was attracted to, I guess he was attracted to women, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But who knows? You know. Yeah. It's Michael Jackson. Yeah, dude. He probably did a lot of secret and stuff. Drusky, thanks for coming, bro. Thank you, brother. Thank you for having me, man. Good to see you, man. So for some of my audience that doesn't know you, there may be some that doesn't know you, which, you know, would be rare, but so I just want to know a little bit where you got started at, man. Man, you know, before we met, before we were friends, man, I was just grinding it out, man. I've naturally been a

Starting point is 00:10:27 funny guy my whole life, you know, fucking, you know, hey, man, I've told the story 50 times. Have you? Fuck it, man. We'll just say a place, man. Yeah. All right. Well, I was born in Maryland. Oh, damn, bro. Maryland, baby. Dang, cuss. Maryland, bro. I feel like you're niggin' it up for me. No, no, I'm good. He's like, yeah, let me black this show up. Damn, cuss. That's great. That's brazy, cuss. Why do you do that for me? I feel like you don't do that. Don't reactivate anybody else. I got to get it out while I got a chance. Damn, cuss. That's cool. Long grip. What the fuck? Yeah. You got to do some dance. Thanks. Dude, I'm just saying, bro. No, I get it. Nah, I moved, I moved to Atlanta, Georgia at one, so. Oh, damn. You got there early,

Starting point is 00:11:18 huh? Yeah, yeah. I got about it. You beat the rush, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude, cuss. Maryland, man. It gets, if you, Baltimore, you're from Baltimore? Yeah, no, no, no. Baltimore's. Baltimore's wild, bro. Replace, replace for real. Dude. From a place like Columbia-type area? Yeah. Baltimore's a good place to get oysters and murdered. That's what I always say, bro. Oysters and murder. Yeah, bro. Have you been there? Like, what's the scenario you've been in? Bro, they got some fucking zombies rolling around Baltimore, dog. You see a dude, he has a lobster big bone. Lots of crack heads, lots of crack heads. But they'll smoke rock, but with a lobster big bone, bro. You got to respect that shit,

Starting point is 00:12:02 man. You'll see a dude smoking out of a bread bowl. You know what I'm saying? It's like a Baltimore. Wow, bro. Yeah, Baltimore is a dark place. Even the crabs will be fucking Crip walking up there, bro. You'll see them bitches roll out of the beach, bro. You're a stupid. Nah, dude, it's good. Look, man, I don't get to be around a lot of black folks. I'm happy that you're here, man. I figured. That's why I wanted to do the episode. I told you I was looking and I just couldn't find any black talent being interviewed by you. I guess I'll be the first guy to do so. Yeah, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you, bro. What's going on, man? Working on this tour, man. Getting ready for this tour.

Starting point is 00:12:45 Yeah. So tell me about that. So are you doing stand-up on it or what's it like? I've seen some clips, but what is it like and is that hard on you when you go out there? Yeah, I think it's a lot of pressure. A lot of people want to know if I'm going to do stand-up. A lot of people, you know, the OGs I've talked to on there, if I'm going to do stand-up. Just giving the fans what they want, man. When they come on this tour, they're going to see. I haven't given out too much of what I'm going to do on this tour. Yeah, that's why even when we talk. It's going to be very interesting. When we spoke about it, it was kind of. It's a comedy show, though. It's not like a bullshit. Right. And so who else is on the tour with you? I know you've got a huge name. Yeah,

Starting point is 00:13:15 no, no, no. We didn't put too many big names. It's just me. We have an opener, but it's undecided right now. So we're in like the process of seeing. It's definitely a comedian that will do stand-up as an opener, but we're seeing right now. It's just going to be. It's going to be a great show, man. And I'm super excited. I have like all the emotions. Like I'm excited, you know, nervous fucking, you know, going through it every night in my head, thinking about what this shit looks like. You know, this is my first tour by myself. Other tours I've gone on. I've opened up for other people. Oh, maybe that's what I was looking at. I knew you were doing your own, but I saw something you were working with. You were doing with, I don't know if it was

Starting point is 00:13:54 musicians, right? Was there one you were doing? I opened up on J. Cole and Chris Brown's tour before. Yeah. So did that feel kind of hard? Because you walk, I mean, you're walking out there. There's 20,000 people out there. You know, whatever. But you know, a lot of, a lot of, I was surprised. A lot of the people love me. Like they, I was going out there like no material, just, you know, fucking with the crowd and going out there, just improv fucking with the crowd. I think it was, it was great experience. But yeah, now it's time for me to show my talent off to my fans because I've been doing this for like six years and I haven't done anything for my fans. Like I've done some meet and greets and stuff, but nothing to entertain my own fans that

Starting point is 00:14:32 I built up to this point, you know? So yeah. Dang. Same with you, man. You know, we went on the trip to Louisiana. You were telling me about how you, you only like to do, you know, small shows and if you were able to do big shows that you probably wouldn't even do it. Yeah. And I don't know why you said that. That kind of threw me off. What was the reason why not? Because I like to know that they got like, I like to almost be able to see the guy in the back of the room so I can get an idea if he's having a good time or not. I feel like if you get above like third, like 3,000 in a place, you can't really tell if that guy in the back like, so I would rather do like four, if I could sell like in Baton Rouge, we sold, I mean, I think we sold like 8,000 tickets.

Starting point is 00:15:13 So you'll do it. You just don't enjoy the big, big, big ones. Right. Cause it feels like, I don't know, for some reason, I think I feel like a little bit selfish about it. I don't know. I feel like I want to give them a better show. You want the people in the back to enjoy it just like the motherfuckers. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I get it. Yeah. So and I think like it's and if you don't have screens and stuff, like then in a smaller venue, you don't have to really have to have screens. So then I don't know. I feel like it's a little bit of a disconnect if somebody's watching on the screen. I don't know. Same. I actually requested screens on this tour that I'm doing because it's theater. So I requested screens to be on both sides, maybe even in the middle,

Starting point is 00:15:49 just so they can see my facial expression. Yeah, it's important. Yeah. Cause that all that matters with the joke. So I'll get what you're saying. Are they, are you doing pretty big places? Yeah. Well, theaters, yeah, like about seven K. Yeah. You need screens for that. Yeah, for sure. I haven't even seen how big that is yet. I haven't, you know, The fucking feels big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it, are you going to have other, as you said, somebody's going to open up for you? You're going to have. Yeah. So right now we're looking at two different comedians. I didn't want to get anybody, you know, that doesn't fit like, you know, the genre of my type of comedy. So it was kind of,

Starting point is 00:16:23 we're peculiar. It's kind of peculiar what we're looking for here. I mean, nobody's me, but, you know, I'll try to figure out what my fans enjoy. Yeah. The type of comedy. So we're looking at two cats right now, man. Dang. How are you going to make them really go at it? Yeah. Yeah. We might bring both of them on. So we'll see. We'll see. Damn. It's going to be exciting though. Fucking demon home, baby. What you know about that, man? I watch that video so many times. Are you serious? I cannot. That's like, that's like a video for the black culture. I didn't know white people watched that video. Home free. Home free. Home free. Leave. Let it go. No. No, I didn't write. That little ray. Man, it's that little ray.

Starting point is 00:17:07 That little ray. What the fuck, man? That little ray. That little ray. I love you. What? I didn't write. I'm big and full, man. I didn't write cold on the field. Yeah. Hey, demon home, too, pussy. You know why you'd be tuned in to some. Little ray. Little ray. No. That's little ray. Wait, do you have any people that have gone to jail before? Did you relate to that video? Yeah, I just love and people, I mean, everybody I think loves seeing black people get out of jail. What the fuck? What? That's true. That's true, but we shouldn't even have been in that in the first place. Let's spread that message, fuck. I mean, that's, they got a lot of opinions on that, but second, I think if a brother gets out of jail, everybody's like, fucking, you know,

Starting point is 00:17:53 let's get it, bro. Tony's home. It's like a real, even the whole neighborhood welcomes them home. Yeah. Yeah. Some people actually live on to that even longer than they should. Like, some people act like they just got out months after. Oh, really? Damn, bro. Just living in the shit. Which is stupid. They put bars in her bedroom, sitting by the window like that. No, institutionalized is a real thing, man. Like, I even did a video on that. I don't know if you saw that. Like, I know some people, I have a friend, his brother's institutionalized, and he literally, his brother literally wakes up and like, it feels like he's still in prison, like wakes up at like 5 a.m., has his fucking toothbrush, shoes, everything put out, but not

Starting point is 00:18:40 even in the bathroom, like literally in the weirdest places, like right next to the bed. Yeah. Or like, fold it up, like, every white shirt is color coordinated, rolled up next to the, so it's a real thing. Like, and they waking up at the time that they would be waking up in prison. Damn. And like, just waking up doing shit, ironing, just cleaning shit. Like, very, they're always very clean though. Institutionalized people, they're always very like. Are they good? Are they, are they, like, if you see an institutionalized dude, is it a little bit scary? Yeah, not, they're cool, but they, they literally are like, I don't know how to explain it, man. Like, they, they, like,

Starting point is 00:19:19 their stuff is they stuff. Don't fuck with their stuff. Like, the smallest thing could be, this could be his shit. And this might be looked at like a million fucking dollars, you know what I'm saying? Well, bite your hand off for this shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, really, like, that's how it is with an institutionalized family. And he'll have like a little fan, he'll have like, he carved his family out of like a saltine cracker or something, and he'll have that bit propped up by the bed. But it's a little shit like that. Like, it's just, it's weird, bro. Like, I don't, you know, but I thought I always thought shit like that was funny because it's too, yeah. So many people came home, bro. Goddamn,

Starting point is 00:19:55 bro. He dropped his shit, bro. Because it's, I think it's so crazy how they make those videos when people get out and the first thing they do is put them on a video, bro. And a lot of them have had like years to think up a couple of bars or something, and they say to fucking dumb shit, bro. Right over it, right over it. You know, I'm going to kill everybody. Some dude said, I was like, dang, bro. Freedom boys though, man. Free the real ones. Yeah, dude. I think it's, uh, yeah, I don't know. I guess they, yeah, I guess it's, I don't know as many folks that have gone to prison really, you know? I mean, I would, I guess I would like to know more of them, you know? Where are you from again? I'm from Louisiana. Oh, well, you should

Starting point is 00:20:39 have said, you should have know something. We had some, it depends on what part though. Yeah, I'm from like, uh, just north of New Orleans about an hour. So it was just like a black and white area. What do we have in this country? It was on some countries. No, it wasn't redneck. It was just like kind of poor, poor, my area was like poor white and poor black. And then they had like some wealthier people, but they wasn't that wealthy. They just seem wealthy, you know? Like they had a fucking garage, you know? Should have people around you. Nobody was really, really wealthy. Oh no, bro. No, no, no, dude. It was fucking. You said a garage would be like. Yeah, like we had a bus driver, dude. He picked us up one day and he didn't take us to fucking school,

Starting point is 00:21:23 bro. This dude, Milford, he just drove us around and about 30 minutes into it, we're like, fuck, we ain't even going to school, bro. You're taking y'all to do something weird. That's what he's about to take you on. Oh no, he was just driving. I think he was trying to stay away from his wife. Really? And I think he'd like. But why not just take y'all to school and then he'd drive by himself? I wasn't on his mind, man. He had different shit on his mind. And look, his name is Milford. His name is Milford, bro. That song's a Milford shit. And he had a mixed child. He had a mixed child named Boogie and because he would, but he pretended like it was him and his white wife's child, but it was, they had a black lady named Tilly that sweeped out his school bus. Hold up, hold up,

Starting point is 00:22:01 hold the fuck. And they had a child. Hold the whole story. A black lady named Tilly. Yeah. Tilly. T-I-L-L-Y. That's some shit back in Slayy. Look, bro. Mildred Tilly and who? Boofa? No, Milford. Milford Tilly and what was the nigga named? The little nigga? Boogie. Boogie. Look at you. I got you. But bro, the crazy shit was he tried to tell everybody it was him and his wife's child, right? Because he didn't want nobody to know that he'd been messing around, you know? And so they would dress him up in Western shit to make him look wider. They would make him wear like boots and like a little cowboy hat. And so he would look like as white as possible, you know? And so they always had him like, he would always just kind of, you know, just doing like all of this

Starting point is 00:22:52 little. Just throw it off a little bit. Yeah. I guess he was, bro. But it was just interesting, you know? It was just kind of different times, man. He was able. Yeah. You from a different time where they could do that type of stuff. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I guess they were, I mean, there wasn't no slavery going on. It was just. Who the hell said that? I'm not saying those times. Oh, yeah. No, it was. Yeah. No, I'm saying like, times where like kids weren't really giving a fuck about it around the time. Oh, yeah. Kids weren't. Yeah. It was just like kids. Yeah. It was all type of shit going on. Oh, bro. Yeah. But now it's like you can't even spank your kids, man. Yeah. Nowadays. I mean, I feel like, yeah, when I was young, everybody was getting molested

Starting point is 00:23:36 or fucking. Oh, shit. That shit was just like. That missed deep. And nowadays, I feel like a kid wouldn't even notice if you molested them. They so busy on the Kindle, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So busy on the Kindle. I mean, on the screen, just like you can't even get a book reading shit. Yeah. You can't even get a kid's attention. So busy on the console, you know? Man, that's dark, man. Is it? I don't know. Cheers, man. Cheers, man. Wow. Where do we go? What else, man? Damn, I don't know. What else? Y'all got me fucked up. We went down a dark hole there. Y'all got me fucked up. We're slavery, didn't that? What are you doing, man? What are you doing? Bro, you said. I was talking about spanking kids, bro. You said Tilly. You went to molestation.

Starting point is 00:24:30 I'm just trying to make conversation, bro. I was at a conversation starter. I don't know, man. My bad. What the fuck? It's like the worst conversation starter ever. Kids do a lot of shit. You're right. They're great, man. They're great. You're right. It's like the worst thing I can have into a kid. Other than murder. Like the worst shit. Y'all fucked up, man. Y'all fucking up. Let's do second. Ain't trying to put it on y'all. You hear him? I'm just saying y'all fucking up, man. Yeah, man. That's it, dude. Roses are red, violets are blue, and our friends at Manscaped have a gift for you. That's right. The leader in grooming has revolutionized their men's hygiene game once again with the new Beard Hedger Pro Kit. Whoo. This cordless tremor has a rotary wheel

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Starting point is 00:26:27 bro. He did? I thought he was going to do it just on some like some black love shit, you know, some brotherhood shit, but nah, I think how much he tried to get us to pay him? So how much Boosie tried to get us to pay him? I know how much. Oh, y'all paid him? Twenty, twenty thousand. Damn. Yeah, twenty thousand. How much y'all paid him? Huh? I don't know. Dang, we ain't paid him twenty thousand. Yeah, nah, he tried us. Wow. Did y'all think about it? For sure. Yeah. Because you know, he's a great guy to have on. We were doing a blind dating show around that time. So we were bringing on celebrities and like doing blind dating, bringing on like girls, you know, yeah, but nobody else charged us except for him. And I was like, he would be a great person on the

Starting point is 00:27:15 show. Oh, yeah, man. But I salute him because you know, you gotta get your money, man. Yeah, and he does everything I think individuals, everything in his world seems kind of a la carte. Like he doesn't like that. He doesn't trust the big system, you know? I think he does everything like literally. Even his movies, he does all that by himself. In cash, you know. He don't. What's the wildest product you've seen somebody have, man? Because I think some people have some wild products. And product you mean like owning. Yeah, like something like Boosie has his chips, and that's great, right? Master P has a chip. He got the chips. I'm trying to think of something that money back. Yo just started his own water. Would you buy money back your water?

Starting point is 00:27:58 It's hard for you because it's a black guy on the water. I drink water at a black kid's house. Fuck off. I didn't have a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Oh, shit. Who got another company that is owned, man? Who owns a company right now? What about a cologne or something? I feel like they'd have something like that. I would definitely get into that for real because I like you smelled the cologne I had on when I came in there. I don't know. You guys smelled good. Yeah. I feel like you're so full of shit. Really? Yeah. No, you guys smelled good, man. Really? Yeah, dude. What do we smell like when we walk in? Honestly, I usually think it's like a lot of deodorant. Wow.

Starting point is 00:28:44 Bro, my- Yeah, no, black people do wear a lot of deodorant. You love deodorant, right? You'll see somebody start at the wrist. We love it. We have for you. You'll see a motherfucker start at the wrist, bro. Put that shit on. Somebody put that shit on so slow like damn. Oh my god. Somebody put this fucking- Nah, man. I was just asking because, you know, we actually did indulge in deodorant before we got here. Oh, yeah, bro. And Druski would be a great name for a cologne. Druski. Or Druskay. Yeah, that's classic. Druskay. Druskay. Yeah. Now, that's something to think about for real. I would love to do some shit like that, man. What would you do if you wanted to start your own

Starting point is 00:29:24 company? I don't know. I think I would do something. You only like skateboarding or some shit. Dude, I'm not good at that. Skateboarding's hard. Yeah. I don't like that kind of stuff, like being, like, out of control. I think I would do, like, maybe a graham cracker or something. That fits you more, Loki. I love them bitches, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll tell us some graham crackers. I noticed that when we was in Louisiana. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the fur- Yeah, I get into a fucking thing of graham crackers, boy. I'll lay on your fucking bed and eat them bitches. Yeah, he ain't lying, though. He ain't lying. I don't care, though. He ain't lying. I felt that. Dude, what'd you think? We went to Louisiana. We went to the LSU game. There's a couple months

Starting point is 00:30:08 back. Yeah, man. And what'd you think compared to some other colleges, like football experiences that you've been on, that you've been to? Oh, man, they had the bitches, Todd. LSU got them. They did? Man. You know, they did. I saw some of them, man. You didn't see them. You took something down. No, I don't think I did, right? You took something down. Go ahead. Show the one he took down. Show it on camera. I don't. Yeah, I'm gonna send you the picture. He took down something. Damn, if I did, I don't even remember it. Because they gave me my jersey look bad. You talked to that blonde girl at that little after party, man. I was? The baddest one that was in there. That's good news for me, man. I don't know if you hit, though. I still don't. Oh, I did.

Starting point is 00:30:53 I thought you took it down. I didn't, man. Yeah. Dude, what? I just got broke. I just had a girl dump me, actually. Girl? Yeah. What happened? She just said she just, she said she wanted, she didn't see where things could go. Like she wasn't looking for any kind of exclusiveness. Your childish type shit. She's saying you're childish and all that. Oh, I thought I was doing a good job with her, but she said she didn't want any type of exclusiveness. You told me you like taking bitches on walks and shit, though. Oh, yeah. Bitches is under that, though. I think so, man. Because I feel like you get- It depends on the type, though. Put that on one type of girl. What type, what's your type? I don't know. I think probably tall, volleyball, maybe likes being indoors,

Starting point is 00:31:35 likes being outdoors. Yeah. You know, likes, might have a pet, might not. I don't want somebody with two pets, honestly, bro. Yeah, I feel that. Two pets is too much because you're gonna start smelling like the pet. Yeah. I fuck with this girl. It's actually a white girl. She always smell like a dog, bro. She owns this fucking, this fucking, like a bulldog. And it's not a bad smell because she put perfume on and shit, but you're always gonna smell that fucking up. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a dog smell, you know? Yeah. Like a wet dog. Yeah. But people always say that white people smell like wet dogs. Is that an old myth? Is that true? She might not even have a dog. Oh, damn, bro. I couldn't name the dog because I don't know if she has a dog, but she does always smell wet.

Starting point is 00:32:27 She smells, smells damp. She always has like a damn smell. I don't know. But it's like a smell she gives off every time. She smells like Seattle, huh? 24 seven, but she sprays shit on, but just never get rid of that, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think, man. Yeah, I think I, I don't know what kind, I guess I like, I don't know. I like. You ever dated a black girl? I went home with one black girl one time. How'd that go? This black girl was wild. She had like a, uh. I like how you said this. Yeah. Well, she was it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Explain the story. I want to hear the story, though. I want to hear the story. She had a kind of a mirror on her ceiling, but it wasn't like a, it was all like one of those mirrors. They have it like a bus stop where it's like reflective

Starting point is 00:33:21 metal. Yeah. Yeah. Like pans around. Yeah. So she had that bitch on the ceiling, dude. And I was really, I was fucking nervous, bro. The one that like the, like the American twist around. And you could, if you're looking right here, you can see it around the other way. Yeah. A little bit on the, yeah. It feels like an oval. Yeah. She had that thing up on the ceiling, man. And, uh, in the corner of the room, she had like one of those coat of arms, like you would see from like the night times or whatever, you know? I think she was like one of those Renaissance fair sisters, you know? And, uh, and she fucking had, yeah, they had like axes on the, I mean, that bitch, she was white, you know? So she was like as white as you could get.

Starting point is 00:34:03 I was trying to say, this doesn't sound like a black girl. Bruh, I swear she was black. That's it, that's it. And so I was ready. You know, I was fucking fired up. And I remember fucking doing like this, right when I got over there. And, um, I was excited, but I would date a black girl, man. I think, uh, I definitely feel more open to it. When I was young, I think black girls were a lot more intimidating because they seemed a lot more like confident and confident. Are they? Yes. Black women are very confident. And they know, they know what they want. They straight up what you like, don't bring that little dick over here. Oh, damn. They want that big ass dick. Oh, there you go. Big dick. They want you to throw that

Starting point is 00:34:41 dick over your shoulder like a belt. Like a dead fuck. Like a fucking rope, man. Like, you know, like, but that can be intimidating, which I get. I understand it. Yeah. I got that kind of, I got a good upper medium dick, man. I got a upper medium. I got that candy corn. I should build like a candy corn. Pull up a candy corn, Zach. Good, bro. I'm going to get you up on game, baby. So it start, it start big, go down small. No, no, no. It's the opposite. That's exactly how it shaped just like that candy corn. Come on, get me a candy corn, man. Yeah, click that one. Just damn. Okay. Like that, baby. Yeah. All right. So like my shit shaped like the piece that lands back on earth after the shuttle goes up. Does that work out good though? Like,

Starting point is 00:35:38 because you know, some girls, you know, some girls enjoy different, different cocks, man. You know, that's, that's a whole thing, you know? Yeah. Well, at least the good thing about, I think, well, one, that's a chode. You know, that's a chode. No, but it's, there's some, there's a second story to it. My shit ain't no. Okay, I got a chode. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, dang boy. But not, chodes are actually coming handy. Yeah. Chodes, you know, they're big. They, the length thing there, right? The length thing there. But girth. Girth, like a birthday cake, huh? Yeah, like a birthday cake, short and stumpy. But you know, you know, some girls, they like that shit, you know? Yeah, like a big button. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Birthday cake is a great

Starting point is 00:36:28 description of a chode. A fucking chode. Wow. Yeah. I feel like there's so much pressure for black guys though, because you have to show up with a big wiener. Oh, man, dawg. You have no fucking choice, bro. You're black, I know. Throw that bitch round your shoulder. Bro, put that bitch on your arm, bro. Yeah. Shit, dawg. Yeah. But is that, is that pressure in the black community that you, as a male, you have to, because if, and if you don't have it, what do you do then? You got a motion in the ocean. That's what I always tell people, man, you know, don't worry about it, bro. Because at the end of the day, you got to, you got to satisfy some type of weight. Yeah. You got to satisfy sometimes. So the hips is a real thing. I know you, y'all,

Starting point is 00:37:12 white people probably don't, and I used to using the hips and shit. Y'all like to ram shit. Y'all are fucking, y'all put your whole fist in the bitch, you know what I'm saying? Y'all do. I watch the fucking porn. You guys are nuts. But like, yeah, man, just cruise your way in it. Just start using your hips more lately, like for real. Smooth operator. You feel me? Start getting in that thing, man. Yeah, I think. And I feel, I feel like you don't, you don't give up the vibes you be getting in it like that. A lot of beat on the door. Y'all do it till it fucking bleeds. Like, just, just be smooth, man. Use your hips. Use those fucking hips, man. I'm going to try more next time. Yeah, for sure. I got to get, yeah, I just, I got to get, I got to, I got to have a

Starting point is 00:37:53 different attitude. I think my attitude sometimes when I get involved in sex is like, all right, guys, we got, it's like, it always feels like it's fourth down. I get nervous. Yeah. So my shit. I started on fourth fucking down. Everybody going deep, bro. Everybody fucking, you know what I'm saying? Terry down there somewhere, cause I'm fucking throwing that bitch down there. So it's not long. You just go, you don't have a long duration of time when you start, man. Oh no. It just happened. You're already in fourth quarter when it starts. We got one play dog and we fucking going deep. That's it, man. So I got it. Yeah. I think I got a child a little bit better. I think that, so that's definitely one thing that's intimidating

Starting point is 00:38:34 about black guys is there's definitely a, there's definitely a thing that it seemed like they have, they're going to be better at sex, you know? So then you got to feel like what can I do now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that just come with it, man. You know, we, we, but that's probably got to be a lot of pressure though. Are there black guys that are not good at sex? It's got to be, bro. You know, there's, there's girls out there that talk about dudes that have got fucking huge cocks. I can't do shit with it. You know what I'm saying? They're just fucking loading it up in there. Just like, just feeding it in there, huh? Yeah. And they're hurting them, you know? So it depends on how you use it. That's why I'm,

Starting point is 00:39:11 I'm a big motion in the ocean guy. Yeah. I'm big on that. I'm big on that. Yeah. I like to preach that. You like Magellan out there, huh? Yeah. You're like, oh, this hard to stop it. Move the sails. Yeah. You out there. Oh, God. So they already know what I'm coming with. I started preaching that bullshit. The second you put on that captain's hat, they know, bro. They're like, put on the hat. You're like, all right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you, man. Nah, but you know, yeah. At the end of the day, bro, being black is, is, is a great thing, man. And that's what I wanted to come on to this podcast and talk about. Thanks, man. Yeah. You think I could do it? Do what? Be black? Yeah. In the future.

Starting point is 00:39:53 Do I have what it takes or not? Fuck no. But I'll tell you what, man. Come on, bro. You've done some great things in life, but fuck no. But look, man, you know, you've got, you've got hope, man. Like I said, most in the ocean, all that pounding bullshit, cut it out, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's hard for me to relax, man, when I get in there, you know, it's like, get in there. Um, I always envied about black people is that they have like the best origin story. Like they have the fucking, you know what I'm talking about? Like they have the fucking like, you get a fucking reason for. Made it from the bottom. Yeah. Like you get a fucking, when you wake up, you have a reason in you. That's one thing I always was like real envious of. You always wanted that like coming

Starting point is 00:40:43 from the mud, coming out the gutter. Yeah. Cause I was in, I was in the fucking gutter, but I didn't know how to respect you because they like, yeah, right. Right. Yeah. You're the wrong color in the gutter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even though you could be. It's like, no, I forgot it. Yeah. Cause I always, I always really, really, I think, yeah, that's why I mean, I think it's, I don't know. It's like, yeah, we're not, you know, I used to like being like a little like, you know, I used to hang with the black guys and being like a little gang. It was like a shitty gang, but what was the name of y'all gang? I was in a gang too. It was just called, it was, it was called, it was the same as like NFL, it was called. NFL. And I know that and stood for niggas. I don't know. Sure. You were in it.

Starting point is 00:41:32 I'd have to look back and see. No, I was in a gang. But our shit was petty though. Our shit was petty too. Yeah. It was some bullshit. Like for real, for real. Like, we had bicycles. Yeah, man. We was in some shit called cash and ass. Yeah. So I take you now, you're the president. Hey, man, I'm telling you, bro. It was a real thing. Cash and ass, but like we will go places and like throw it up and be like CNA. Damn. It was a real thing, but we was pussy as fuck. Yeah. Like I remember we had, you remember the relay relay for life shit? Yeah. In middle school, they make us go around the track and everybody got to go outside and go around the track and walk relay for life.

Starting point is 00:42:14 So on my space at the time, everybody got online was like, we gon fuck CNA up and we was like, we gon fuck whatever the other gang was up and we can't wait to see all went to the track and walked around the bitch and we am parallel. We just kept walking. We never, we were pussy. Neither one of the gangs never, never. So imagine walking like thugs through the whole shit. We keep looking at each other from across the track. We just like, they're like, we gon fuck the ass up. Never. We just never, we never ran into each other. Everybody went inside. Everybody got relayed for fucking life shit. The whole school was pussy as fuck. Like, what the fuck are we doing? We ain't gonna fight out here. Like, what the hell are we doing?

Starting point is 00:43:04 We didn't even get close to each other. Just stupid, bro. Everybody went inside. Stupid shit, man. Yeah, that was the kind of the sound. I think we had bicycles, I remember, and we had sandwiches and shit. We weren't like anything real heavy, you know? But it was, I missed those days, man. I missed that young style. Y'all saw the pussy as fuck. Yeah. Bicycles and sandwiches and shit. Y'all was badass, huh? Y'all were doing it. Who was cooking the sandwiches? Whose mom made that? Somebody, this kid Devon's mom. But Lil Kenji had him a fucking bulldog. This kid Kenji, he had a bulldog all the time. It was fun, man. We had a good time. Our time was fun because everybody kind of would go know each other, you know? And sometimes we

Starting point is 00:43:52 get to go to the black church and that's shit. God. Fuck, dawg. I didn't even grow up in a black church, but I know about it because of my friends. Man, bro. I know about it, dawg, because of my friends, bro. The lord will fucking get you in that, bitch. You ever caught the Holy Ghost in that? Bro, I had that dude, that thing clump. Chasing your ass. The Holy Ghost climbed out of my fucking dick, son. That thing was in me, bro. It chased your ass in that motherfucker. You'll see pastors in these black churches, they'll push you down if you don't go down. If they wave the shit, oh, they'll push you the fuck down. You're gonna get down in that black church. You're gonna get down. If they say the Holy Ghost hits you, bitch, it's gonna hit you. And if it ain't,

Starting point is 00:44:42 I'm gonna hit you. I'm telling you, they don't play that shit. Yeah, man, that's just real, man. Yeah, bro. We went to greater Starlight Baptist church, bro. Yeah, yeah. And they always said somebody was dead in the front, bro. I don't know if they were or not, but people running up there, putting everything in that bitch, bro. Yeah, that's his real, man. God, that was powerful, man. So y'all were Catholic? I think we were, we were like Baptist or something, Sixth Baptist or something. I'm talking about like your family. My family was just like Sixth Baptist, I think. We were out there. Okay. Like your mom and all the... No, my mom, my dad was kind of religious. My mom wasn't real. She was a real religious.

Starting point is 00:45:21 She used to deliver newspapers all the time, so I'd get out there on the route with her. Yeah. That was rough. It was hectic, man, you know. Not hectic, that's shit rough. But she had that fucking arm on her, that fucking slanger, bro. Oh, shit. I know she had that shit on her. She had that bitch on her. Yeah. That bitch would get out, cuz, you know. How'd she end up with that job? That's such a hell of a job to get. I don't know. My mom liked to work. She liked to work. She was real smart, but she just liked to like... She enjoyed hard working. Yes. She enjoyed hard labor, bro. Hard labor, yeah. And I remember she got... We were all excited. She got a Dodge Neon one time in that car. You remember it or no? Yeah. Pull it up. Dodge Neon,

Starting point is 00:45:59 Zach. I have no fucking clue. When I do... Damn, he had that bitch ready. Yeah. He did. He did good there. Oh, shit. Oh, cuck. When we had that bitch, we would... Me and my brother go sleeping that bitch at night. Why? It was nice, bro. Why? It's crazy that you mentioned that she enjoys hard labor. I got a buddy that enjoys hard labor. He believes... In his mind, he wouldn't want... I'll ask him. I'll be like, yo, would you rather win the lottery or work at the factory? He's like, yo, I'll work at the factory for real. He said, even if I make it, I'm always working at the factory. Wow. And I was like, damn, that's deep. Yeah. You got to really... I got to be in your heart to enjoy hard labor. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:49 Which is nothing wrong with it. You know what I'm saying? I'm not saying that at all. I think it's just to enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it does something to people that do those types of jobs. I think you just feel like you've made something each day. You created something. It feels good. You got to respect them though, because we need them just as bad as they need us. Oh, yeah. You put your family like in a lot of your videos. You know, I see your grandmother and stuff in your videos, I think a lot. That's hilarious. Y'all look really similar, bro. She's cuter. Yeah. What you trying to say? I'm saying she's seemed like a great woman. Is your whole family funny? Where do you feel like your

Starting point is 00:47:28 ability to be brave, kind of with humor, you know? Where do you even come from? Man, as crazy as you say that, I believe my whole family is hilarious, man, even from like... My granddad was like a jokester. He'll go and he was big on pranking people like that. He didn't know in real life he'd go to the store or something. My grandma, she's like a big roaster. But she only roasts family members and shit. She'll talk shit. My mom, she's like an actress. She always does shit where she's walking around and character fucking around. My dad, he's just a fucking asshole. But he's very funny because he's a dick, you know what I'm saying? Hey, motherfucker. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. But yeah, my whole family, even from my brother and

Starting point is 00:48:21 my sister, everybody has their own type of comedy, but it all comes together. Ever since I was younger, everybody supported me being funny and shit. Do you feel like... Does it get weird in the funny game where people are more cutthroat or people will share more? Have you found... Did you ever get scared at first when you were popping off that things would get like, oh fuck, I gotta keep this close. I don't know what to do here. Have you ever had any trouble navigating that kind of stuff? You're saying like speaking on certain topics. Or just know like even like bringing people up, getting somebody else on board, sharing

Starting point is 00:48:59 other people's talent. Just because sometimes it's like even in my career... Maybe too much for them is what you're saying? No, there's times where I've been like, fuck, I got things are going well for me. I'm scared to share because will that fuck me? I just get... When the truth ends up being usually that it's like the more people I bring into my own world, the better it helps everybody. Yeah. But I don't know, it's just interesting whenever you get busy and... I haven't felt that yet, but I know exactly what you're talking about. When your career starts to get busy, I feel like different things kind of come into your head.

Starting point is 00:49:30 Like how do I keep this going? What did I do to make this happen? Is this going to disappear? Very true. You're right though. That is always a fear in the back of your head though. Yeah. But I think the fear is a good thing because it actually fuels you to keep going because that fear of falling off, that should have you going forever, bro. I swear. Because you'll just keep thinking down that dark hole of what could happen and what could happen. So yeah, just fear that. Hell yeah, that should keep you motivated. You get scared to do shit.

Starting point is 00:50:00 I don't know about that, but... You don't. Oh, but you're saying, yeah, I'm pretty fearless. But no, if you get into that spiral, if you get into that space where I'm like, I'm scared, then you operate from scared. You can't get down the hole though. What else is it going to talk to you about? Oh, we tried to have Mystical on, but he got ended up, he went to jail.

Starting point is 00:50:19 Really? Mystical? Are you fucking kidding me? They replaced me with Mystical? They brought me in and replaced him with Mystical? Mystical, Drusky? We wanted somebody that was... That's name sounded like a wizard. Nah, Mystical, dog, I haven't even seen him in a long... Can we pull up recent Mystical pictures? Get up Mystical, Mike. Geez.

Starting point is 00:50:44 Goddamn, I love Mystical. I haven't seen Mystical in a long time. Those old pictures of him. You keep bumping me against the wall. Yeah, nah, he's a legend though. Where's he at now? Can we get a... He looks healthy though, man. That look, if that's recent.

Starting point is 00:51:00 Yeah. I don't think he'd be wearing bandanas. Okay, that's 2003, 2004. I hope he's doing well. Ooh, I don't know that wall behind him. Anybody with a white brick wall. I'm just saying, bro, that fucking... That school wall behind him.

Starting point is 00:51:15 That school wall, bro, that's the fucking wall. That's a motherfucking idea. He might be in a fucking library or a fucking pen and paper. He's in a program wall right there. That's definitely a program. Nobody flexes a white brick wall. That's a program. He's in a program right there, for sure.

Starting point is 00:51:32 Where's he at, Zach? Can you get some news on him? Well, yeah, we've talked about this before, but he's facing charges right now. You could do life in prison, because he... Are you serious? Yeah, he was messing around with underage girls, I think. Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:51:45 Yeah, he definitely... He didn't want any programs for show. All right. Mexico, New Orleans, born and wrapped in the first... Oh, come on, man. I don't know if that's real. Jeez. That could be a fake sight. I saw him at a car wash one time.

Starting point is 00:52:01 Are you serious? Yeah, bro, I was so excited. Yeah, bro, I was so excited. What'd he have going on? Well, he was just... What was he riding on? I'm gonna say it was a Mercedes. Oh, he was a Mercedes.

Starting point is 00:52:11 It was probably about 10 years ago. Some of those old cats, it goes one or two ways, man. Really? They go to live in regular life, or they continue to keep the life going. You just never know how they really live in. Some people may be more than others. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:23 People not getting those back-end checks, or more. I know, huh? Sad, but now it's good to hear that he was a Mercedes. Yeah, it was like when they had that guy from the Cosby show that didn't make, you know, they put him out a few years ago. Somebody was putting him on blast hit. He wasn't making any money. He was working at like a grocery store.

Starting point is 00:52:38 Oh, yeah. I seen that. That shit made me mad. They put him all over his wheels, fucked up, though. Yeah. Because it was like, bro, why are y'all embarrassing this dude? And why doesn't that do that? Why isn't that... Why is that a bad thing, though, that he's working?

Starting point is 00:52:48 You know what I'm saying? They're making it seem like this is the worst in the world. Agree. And why doesn't he have any extra money? That dude, if I know him from my whole childhood, he should have some sort of stake in what he was a part of. You know? Jeffrey Owens.

Starting point is 00:53:03 Yeah. That business is just such a dangerous business, man. I think it's gotten better. Because people fight for more rights to own things and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, dang, dude, for a lot of it, it was like the people owned everything. Yeah, I'm telling you. That's crazy, huh?

Starting point is 00:53:17 Seriously, though. Dude, set the people. That's crazy. Yeah, they definitely own everything for sure. You got to own your own stuff, man. You got your own production company and all that? Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

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Starting point is 00:55:34 for like to fall back on, but honestly, you got to get out there and network, man. You got to, you got to meet these people. These people wouldn't build good relationships with them for real because they ain't nobody looking to help you. They ain't nobody just going to give it to you. You know, and your agents are there to like help from that. Like they'll see you doing some shit and maybe they could put the pieces together behind the scenes that are already working somewhere else, but they can also get you opportunities.

Starting point is 00:56:00 But if you want the agents to work best for you, always try to figure out shit on your own while they're working on the side of some shit. Yeah. I've seen that work best for me with, you know, just with commercial work and stuff. Just building good relationships with people for real. Do you have like mentors that you talk to about stuff or is it kind of just general? I think I have good friends that are like famous that I don't like. I won't even like post conversations or nothing.

Starting point is 00:56:28 Yeah, totally. You know, like honestly where I've had conversations with some of the biggest people and about like shit that I may go through or what I may look forward to seeing soon. Yeah. There's some people out there that I look up to that have helped out for sure. Hell yeah. Yeah, man. So many people love you.

Starting point is 00:56:50 Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Thankful for real. Yeah. Bruh. Remember when y'all got lost at the LSU and y'all went out there? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:58 And we were praying for y'all. They left areas. They left areas, bruh. Yeah. The PJ took out with Adam. You didn't give a fuck. You had your feet up just like that on the back of the PJ. You said, yo man, where's that black guy y'all were with?

Starting point is 00:57:14 That tall black guy. You're like, I don't give a fuck. You're popping peanuts in the back of the fucking shit. You didn't give a shit. Bro, that wasn't me. Yeah. You didn't give a fuck. You didn't even remember his name.

Starting point is 00:57:24 You're like, yo, that tall black guy you were with, man. He ain't get on the PJ with us. I don't give a fuck out of here, dawg. Bro, that wasn't me, bruh. That was a good time, though. I can't lie. That was a great time. They treated us well.

Starting point is 00:57:38 We pulled up at LSU, man. They had jerseys for us. We went to the casino. We lost fucking every dollar. Yeah, we lost every dollar. You got about it real quick. You did. I was fucking losing so much.

Starting point is 00:57:54 I was so sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, I'm either a steal or I'm a fucking leave. You're not a big gambling god over, huh? I don't like to risk it, bruh. I don't like to risk it, bruh. If I make that dollar, I'll make that dollar. But you got to take risks to make that money, though, man.

Starting point is 00:58:09 We lost like $90,000, bruh. Maybe I'm not the best financial god if you're talking. Well, I'm just saying, man, at that point. At that point, it's getting stupid. You're gonna be financially smart about it, bruh. That's H&R Black at that point, dawg. I'm fucking out, cuz. I'm fucking taking that advice.

Starting point is 00:58:32 Nah, I got stupid. I got stupid. Bro, we got to roll again. I said, I'm out. You're rolling out this bitch. These dice could fucking stay by themselves, cuz. Oh, man, man, bruh. Damn, bruh.

Starting point is 00:58:43 Nah, that's some new shit that we've been getting into. We actually enjoy playing Baccarat. Oh, y'all do? Baccarat is like a bad addiction to me and the gang right now. Like, bro, everybody is on it. Like, we literally, dawg. Take me through the gang, man. I want people to know who your gang is,

Starting point is 00:58:56 cuz this is one thing that really was, I thought. Let's not say gang, cuz shit. That gang and our Rico's like, no tomorrow. Group of positive young men. Group of positive young men, yeah. But this is one thing that was really awesome about meeting you. First of all, I didn't know you was gonna be there, and they pull up and they open up to Sprinter and Drusky's right there.

Starting point is 00:59:16 Yeah, I'm just sitting there looking at you, yeah. And he was there, and I think he was like sleeping or awake or just chilling, cuz it had been a long day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, oh, shit. And it was dark in there, remember? Mm-hmm. And I had to get in there.

Starting point is 00:59:28 And I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah, you had no clues going on. Oh, bro. And then I get in the back and there's even more, like, kind of hidden brothers in the back. Brother, brother, brother. Oh, damn, bro. They had fucking a brother on top of a brother.

Starting point is 00:59:40 It's a brotherhood in there. Bro, it was, bro. One dude opened his mouth and another brother popped. What up? So it was brother dog in the door, clothes, it all just fucking in the dark, man. And uh, but your friends, bro, they're fucking, it's like being on, it's almost like being at on a set.

Starting point is 01:00:00 It's like you're watching a sitcom all the time, bro. Everybody's funny in their own way, for real. For real. Honestly, like, everybody has their own role. And like, you know, and with employing them has come even more funny ventures of what everybody does. And like, just going on trips, it's just amazing, bro. Like, it's fun doing all this stuff.

Starting point is 01:00:20 There's great stuff with your friends all forever. And let's go through them. Because first you got the young fella, the little blondie. Yeah, yeah. And uh, and he's Jamaican, right? Yeah, the short one. Yeah. He's not Jamaican.

Starting point is 01:00:32 Oh, he is? He's African. He's Liberian. Oh, he's Liberian. Yeah, that's solo. Damn, bro. Well, he's a damn liability. I'll say that, bro.

Starting point is 01:00:40 Yeah, man, he ain't lying. He ain't lying. And uh, he'll doze off, too. Yeah, yeah, he'll doze off, yeah. You don't even know, bro. Goldilocks will sleep in your bed, son. That motherfucker doze off, bro. You know what's so funny?

Starting point is 01:00:57 He's a big sleeper, bro. Like, he's a big sleeper. No, bro. Don't leave him by a train track. That motherfucker, he'll fucking catch the first car coming, bro. That dude will fucking doze off, bro. Yo.

Starting point is 01:01:11 But he's never been to Baton Rouge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, and he was wearing all LSU fucking. He had a fishing hat. He had an LSU thong on and shit. He had a fish net with him. He had a fucking, like a pole with a net on it. I like, dang, bro.

Starting point is 01:01:25 He was so excited to get there. He was super excited. Then you got his cousin, who was Chauncey Cinco. Oh, yeah, now. Quiet but deadly, you know? Yeah, Chauncey, you don't know. He's got that, uh, yeah, you don't know if he's, you know, where he kind of he, if he was in like a, uh,

Starting point is 01:01:42 if he'd been in a center or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he seemed a little bit. He been in a program somewhere. Yeah, yeah, he definitely got some fucking, you know, he got that bite to him. You see him, boy. But he quiet though, but he got it to him though.

Starting point is 01:01:57 He'll laugh with you, but he ain't too much, ain't too much that it's gonna be funny. Yeah, like he might be haunted a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like. He got demons that he deal with though, you know. Yeah. Shit from the past, man.

Starting point is 01:02:08 But he's, he's actually one of, he's a very funny guy behind, behind Soul. He's probably like the second one. Yeah, and he dresses also. He'll dress like a ninja a lot of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he comes in, damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:18 Fucking that dude, bro. You wear. I do ragging shit. Oh, do rag, stocking cap. Fucking goggles, bro. He'll have on black, uh, fucking earplugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking black out.

Starting point is 01:02:30 You can't even see him, bro. You always wear black. Yeah, you never really see his face too much, man. Yeah. So he fucking hidden, bro. You always fucking, he hiding in place. Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:41 And then you got the big dog. Big Darius, man. Darius, bro. Fucking Darius dog. He's a goofy. You know, we hired, uh, Darius as security at first. Oh, yeah. I could see it.

Starting point is 01:02:52 We went to a party and he was like fucking nae nae in with girls across the club. And I'm like, yo. Like, yo, he's supposed to be securing this fucking section over here. And he's like on Molly putting shit up his butt, you know, with white girls and nae nae and shit. Apple bottom jeans. Apple bottom jeans, all that fucking twerking and shit. And like, he's just such a goofy.

Starting point is 01:03:11 We're like, yo, fuck it. We're just going to have this guy around as a fucking other comedian. Cause he's a damn goofy. Like, why the hell do we think we were going to hire for security? He's a nut. Bro. You see, he got left in Louisiana. Like, who the fuck gets left on a trip in your hotel room when we get like, uh.

Starting point is 01:03:29 Bruh. Yeah, man. Yeah, he's awesome, man. And we still got some other members that you haven't met. Oh, really? Yeah. They stayed at the house in, uh, in Atlanta. So you got to meet them too, man.

Starting point is 01:03:39 Yeah, whole team is, is. Yeah. Cause it was fun, man. When I left you guys, I was like, man, I missed that group. That group. Yeah. It was just like, what's he, we got to do that again. We definitely, there's just always a chance to laugh with y'all.

Starting point is 01:03:52 Like there's never a point where you couldn't, somebody's not ripping on somebody. Fucked up. Oh yeah. Totally. Yeah. I agree. That was really perfect. Man.

Starting point is 01:04:03 That trip, that trip, honestly, we got to do that again, especially with Todd too. Oh yeah. Yeah. It was wild, man. Y'all went, uh, Legend, bro. Y'all went to the national championship. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:13 We went to the NCAA championship. How was it? It was great. Uh, Michael Rubin was there. He was in like the section right next to us. I don't know Michael Rubin. The billionaire. Oh, really?

Starting point is 01:04:22 Yeah. You know, little baby said, I get all my advice from Mike Rubin. Uh-uh. He don't listen to little baby. I don't. Yeah. That's why I'm on there. I will, I will listen.

Starting point is 01:04:31 Yeah. You take a peek at that. Bring him up a little baby. Let's see him. He had, uh, the all-white party with all the celebrities went out there. He had a huge birthday party. Hmm. I thought, uh, Puff Daddy had that party.

Starting point is 01:04:43 Oh, this is little baby right there. Little baby. Yeah, this little baby. You know little baby. Nice guy. Yeah. Great guy. Little baby, yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:51 Little baby. Yeah, yeah. People love him. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people love him for real. People always hear him. And who shot, what's her name?

Starting point is 01:04:59 Who was that guy? Wait, what? Who shot the stallion? You know what I'm talking about? Google it, Zachary. Who shot the stallion? Yeah. Boilin' is, baby.

Starting point is 01:05:13 Hey, let's get some AC going in this bitch, man. I'm hot as shit. It's on full blast. It's on? Come on, bro. It's on full blast. Boilin' in this bitch, man. We'll quit in a few minutes, man.

Starting point is 01:05:25 Shit. What about this kind of shit, man? Do you think, what do you think when you, like, cause you make a lot of videos online. What kind of videos do you watch online? Do you watch, cause these are, these are folks. Let's play it up, Zach. These are folks right here at IHOP that like to go in, bro. What is this red?

Starting point is 01:05:38 Something about syrup makes people want to fucking fight, bro. Yeah, this is a fight at an IHOP that we were watching before you. Anything on red is literally not trusted. Yeah, this could be actors, bro. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.

Starting point is 01:05:52 Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Oh my god. Damn.

Starting point is 01:06:00 People still screaming wild stuff. One dude, I guess. Oh, damn. It takes forever to set those tables, too, bro. Yeah, dude. That's sad. That's fucked up. I feel bad for whoever did that shit.

Starting point is 01:06:14 What's in that head? They flip those shits upside down. Oh my god. Damn, bro. Winner. You ever work anywhere good? Yeah, man. I actually, I worked at Red Lobster.

Starting point is 01:06:27 I worked at Outback Steakhouse. Yeah. Yeah, I worked at fucking Movie Tavern. Oh, really? What is it? Yeah, I was, uh, Movie Tavern's like a, uh, like you serve people at the movies. I was a food runner there. Dang.

Starting point is 01:06:41 Yeah, I hated that shit. You did? Oh, man. It's just sucked. Yeah, man. I fucking hated it. I used to have to, like, make popcorn and shit, like. Yeah, man.

Starting point is 01:06:51 Those are good old days, though, boys. You know? Like, shit, we look back on and just be like, thank god. All right. I ain't being at Movie Tavern, yeah. I've never been in a Movie Tavern. Movie Tavern is good. It's a great place to go.

Starting point is 01:07:05 It's a great place to work. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever been to SeaWorld? Nah, nah, nah. Never been. Hmm. I know a lot of people.

Starting point is 01:07:14 I actually watched the documentary on SeaWorld. What was it called? On how they were, um. What's it called, Zach? Blackfish? Yeah, yeah. What is it? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:23 What are they? It's about, like, how they keep the whales in captivity. Yeah. Blackfish, dude? That's fucking unreal, bro. Is that what it's about? Yeah. What the fuck?

Starting point is 01:07:33 Yeah, it's called Blackfish. Damn, bro. You see? Bro, y'all can't even catch a break underwater. It's not just humans. It's not just humans. Yeah, man. Damn, bro.

Starting point is 01:07:44 We're going to do this shit everywhere, bro. Yeah, we can't catch a break, man. Damn, bro. Yeah, dawg. But nah, honestly, it's a great documentary, though. And I was watching it, and it's like, them whales was fucking those people up, though. Really? So they fought back?

Starting point is 01:08:02 Yeah, the whales was fucking them. I think they killed a good couple of people. Yeah, man. That shit. That shit got deep. They got dark, man. Damn, bro. Yeah, they don't play that shit.

Starting point is 01:08:13 Yeah, I don't know if I, I mean, I never really had any issues with fish or anything. Um, or I guess, I mean, I have, I don't know. I've been deep sea fishing. I didn't really love it. Yeah. But I, you know, I like, I wouldn't, I would maybe go again, I guess. Um, but I don't, some adventures like that, where there's a bunch of men out there. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:34 And they all drink, and it just like, I don't know if I love it. You know, I always wanted to go, uh, feed the fucking pigs and shit. Yeah. Out there and, um, wherever that, wherever. Georgia, wherever? Nah, what the fuck? No, like, in that foreign country where they feed the pigs in the water and shit. Oh, damn.

Starting point is 01:08:52 Oh, like Barbados or something. Yeah. One of those, one of those places. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking off. I just went, I was in Mexico and I got to meet Wiz Khalifa. I never met him before.

Starting point is 01:09:01 You ever met him? Nah. He was cool. We got to go horseback riding. And if I did, I don't remember. I don't, I don't think I met Wiz Khalifa ever. We got to go horseback riding. Really?

Starting point is 01:09:10 Yeah. Damn. It was fun, man. I was, he was a person like, he's chill. Nicest dude. His whole family was there. Yeah. Sherry.

Starting point is 01:09:18 Sherry and LT. Nah. Yeah. I did it. Being around. Yeah. Yeah. I was fucking, yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:26 If he was in a room, I'd fucking stand by the van. Come on, Wiz. But, uh, yeah, his sister was there. She's pretty. Yeah. Um, it was fun. We had a good time. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:38 We had a really good time. They watched you throw that comment on it. So you were just with his whole family. His sister was there. What do you think he would allow you to date his sister? I think he might allow me. For real? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:48 I think I was up. He was letting y'all flirt and stuff. I don't, we weren't flirting. I think we were flirting. I was also trying to just like be on a vacation where I was not doing nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were doing like a lot of activities. So some days I would not do the activities.

Starting point is 01:10:02 You'd dip off to your own shit. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Like, do you want to make TV shows? I mean, I know you're already making some stuff, but do you want to do, like, do you see yourself having like a certain route in your business? Do you just kind of love where you're at and everything's great?

Starting point is 01:10:13 That too. I mean, I'm at a point where I love where I'm at and everything's great. But also, I have so much shit that I want to accomplish in that out. I literally battle with every night in my mind of like why it's not done yet, you know? So, yeah, there's a lot of shit I want to do, like TV, movies, you know, this tour, just to have under my belt and just be like, yo, let's do more of it, you know? And just to, you know, you know, sometimes you just got to, I have to remind myself to just live in a moment.

Starting point is 01:10:42 Remember that this is enjoy the process, but it's hard when you really have all this stuff in your goals and shit and you see the people you look up to have already accomplished it and you're like, all right, I just want to get there. I want to get there. I want to get there. So I just had to remind myself just live in a moment, man. So that's what I'm doing right now, but everything's great. You know, I can't complain.

Starting point is 01:11:00 Yeah. Taking care of the whole family, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So we're trying to, we're trying to do this shit for a long time. Was there something nice that you bought for yourself or for a family member when you started to have some success? Um, I retired my mom.

Starting point is 01:11:17 Gang, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom done, huh? Did she pick up any new habits? Cause sometimes that's a risk about retiring your mom, bro. Yeah. Next thing you know, bro. It's starting to get expensive.

Starting point is 01:11:29 Oh, yeah. They start doing shit. Yeah, bro. They want to hang on. It's fairly new. It's fairly new right now. Like it's only been like a month. So we haven't seen nothing yet that would be, you know, too crazy.

Starting point is 01:11:40 It's only been a month. We'll see where it takes us. But yeah, nah, man. That'd be a good show. Retired moms. And it's like people that were able to retire their mother. And then that first fucking. And they just start wilding off going everywhere.

Starting point is 01:11:50 They go on a fucking tour. Yeah. They fucking Delante West. They doing all kind of shit, man. They fucking getting out there, you know? That's the kind of shit that'll really get it. Yeah, man. Damn, cause.

Starting point is 01:12:03 Um, do you like the New Orleans Pelicans or you don't? Uh, I actually played with them on 2K. Uh-uh. You do? Yeah. Nice. I like, um, CJ McCallum a lot. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:14 Yeah. People love him. Yeah. I like his shit, man. He's a good boy. Yeah. I liked him back when he was with, um, what's it called too? He was in trouble.

Starting point is 01:12:22 He's just a hell of a shooter. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, I'm not like a big fan of watching them on TV or anything. I just play with them cause they good as fuck. 2K. Yeah. You don't play 2K in those games. No, I would like to get on there more often.

Starting point is 01:12:33 Yeah. But I just haven't done it. I mean, I bought the game, I think, but I haven't played it. Yeah. So I gotta get on there, but I will. I'd be forgetting, you know, you got such a young face, man. I'd be forgetting how old you are, man. Fucking getting old, bro.

Starting point is 01:12:46 Yeah, man. The Lord looking for me, cut. No. We out here, dawg. Oh, bro. How old are you? Bro, 42, cut. 42?

Starting point is 01:12:54 Fuckin' gonna die, dawg. Shit, nah. I gotta get this game. You in a good, you in a good place, though. You know, like 42 is like, you're in a solid. Yo, you're like, yeah. You gotta take this fucking hat off, and that shit, shit. Yeah, take your hat off like a war veteran.

Starting point is 01:13:11 Damn, dawg. I could put that bitch back on. Nah, 42 is actually a good age. It's in the middle. You're not 50, you're not 60, you know what I'm saying? You're in a place where you're... Jackie Robinson, isn't it? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:13:23 Let's go! Let's go, boy. 42 Doug. Gang, son. He's another rapper. Oh, God, bro. Pull up 42 Doug. Pull up 42 Doug.

Starting point is 01:13:32 Demon home, baby. Yeah, demon home, pussy. Look at this dude, 42 Doug. Pull up 42 Doug, dawg. Look at him. Oh, yeah. And what happened? He got shot?

Starting point is 01:13:44 Nah, he didn't get shot. Well, because he's short. I thought he's in a wheelchair. Nah, he's short as shit. Oh, he's 42? Pull up the basketball picture right there. The one in the middle at the top, yeah. Yeah, he's really 42.

Starting point is 01:13:57 Oh, dang, Doug coming up. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, man, that's Doug. Mother fuck, I want to meet him. You met him? Nah, I ain't meet him yet. Nah.

Starting point is 01:14:08 Ooh, did you ever meet? Ooh, kill him, that guy. Ooh, kill him. Ooh, kill him. Ooh, kill him. Little Terrio. Yeah. I ain't never meet him, nah.

Starting point is 01:14:16 He lost weight, though. Little Terrio. Oh, man. Bruh, sometimes when people lose weight, it's not the same person, bruh. So explain this. Explain it to me. That's a good fact, man. So I used to work on a, I used to work on my buddy's farm.

Starting point is 01:14:30 My buddy's farm for like two years, right? And so. They completely not the same person no more. Well, look, they had a man that came to clean the pool. And so one year, I'd seen him for a couple years, bruh. Big dude, overalls, just fucking, just fucking. What the fuck? Just damn, bruh.

Starting point is 01:14:47 Like you knew he snored. Like he had that shit, yeah. You knew he snored at night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And bruh. Yeah. He fucking, one year he got his tubes tied or whatever. And then he came to clean the pool one day and I'm sitting out there and he keeps looking at me.

Starting point is 01:14:59 And I'm like, who in the fuck is this dude, bruh? I thought he was like a pervert. So I'm chilling and fucking making sure I'm covered up. And, uh, and then I realized it's the same dude. He had the surgery, bruh. And I started talking to him and he just was totally different. I didn't like him. Dude changed his life for the better and you didn't like him.

Starting point is 01:15:21 Oh yeah. I don't like change. So you liked him when he was injected like a fucking turkey blowing up. He's about to pop out there in the pool. I don't like change, bruh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I get it.

Starting point is 01:15:35 No, I've heard that a lot though. You know, some people lose too much weight. Like some people, they lose weight and they be like, okay, that was good. You needed that. And then some people will be like, yeah, man. You losing a little bit of little neck weight, you know, like Al Roker when he lost a lot. Remember? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:51 Yeah. She got weird. She got walkie a little bit, didn't I? I thought so. Yeah. I don't know. I thought somebody was going to shoot him in November. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:16:00 Yeah. That fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I'm going to say that, bruh. He looked like he started recruiting for the, uh... See, he did it at a bad age, man. He waited a little too late, man.

Starting point is 01:16:13 Bro, he was getting so fat his eyes was going bad. Tank, huh? He was doing bad. I'll look at him, bruh. Oh, damn. Look at him on the right. Michael Jordan. He needed that. He needed that, though.

Starting point is 01:16:26 I'm proud of that boy, man. Yeah, I am too, bruh. Yeah. Hell, yeah. Yeah, because that's... Well, at a certain point, it's life or death. Well, I get what you're saying. Sometimes people are just like, uh...

Starting point is 01:16:36 You enjoy them more at seeing them this way, and it's too weird for you to look at them that way. I get it. And it really is a me thing, I think. It doesn't have nothing to do with them. Yeah. But... What else?

Starting point is 01:16:50 You got one more news clip, Zach, that we can look at, and then we'll let Drusky get on. I know he had a long day, man. Yeah, man. You know, you can tell I'm tired as fuck. No, I just know you had a long day. Yeah, yeah. I'm just so glad you came, man.

Starting point is 01:16:59 Hell, yeah. I actually wanted to do this. I told my team, I said, fuck yeah. Well, actually, I hit you, too. I know, yeah. We talked about it recently. I suppose I really wanted to do this. Thank you, bruh.

Starting point is 01:17:07 Yeah, man. Thank you. Hell, yeah, you killed us. It's a blessing, man. Yeah. What else we got, Zachary? I'm calling them Zach to Zachary. I was pulling...

Starting point is 01:17:15 I'm finding this video we watched. Y'all grew up together? You and Zach? I didn't know Zachary. Good guy, though. Y'all met recently. We met one years ago, huh? Yeah, like a year ago.

Starting point is 01:17:27 I came around. I started doing video. You sound like an only fan. Oh, look at that. Oh, okay. I showed up. Here. I came around, started fucking them on video.

Starting point is 01:17:37 You have only fans to counter know. Nah, man. I tend to... Well, I mean, if you... If we're talking about just to watch, yeah. I don't post anything on there, but some of those girls on there, you'd be like, I just want to see what she's talking about. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:51 Yeah. So I got a peek in one just to see what some of them talking about. It gets scary, though. And then, I don't know. I got on there, and then I immediately deleted. I get all nervous. Why? Because you feel like people are going to know who you are?

Starting point is 01:18:04 I feel like that's some point that... It's so weird, man. You know, I get on there, and you couldn't even... It's weird. People couldn't even trace back how you texted on there. So I try to watch how I type. Sometimes I like to misspell shit on purpose. I'm like, bitch, you ain't going to notice this is me.

Starting point is 01:18:19 I'm texting you in real life on my phone. So if I put too many commas and periods how I put them, you going to know who the fuck I am behind this shit. I'll be spelling shit all type of wrong, man. Oh, yeah. What's up with that? I'll spell pussy with fucking 15 S's. You ain't going to catch me.

Starting point is 01:18:38 I'm spelling all types of shit wrong. I'm spelling that as that, D-A-T. They think they talk with some... They think they talking to some fucking ghetto ass dude, bro. I'm telling you. You got to switch it up. You got to switch it up. Who the fuck used that many S's, bro?

Starting point is 01:19:02 What ghetto day from, bro? Who say? But dude, it is true. I'll be like, what's up with good booty images? My friend. Is that how you felt about that? Oh, dude, 100%. Because I'm only going on a date.

Starting point is 01:19:31 You got to be a completely different person. Especially when you're just like looking like you just wanted to see, you know, there's certain girls that you talked to on there, you know. Just trying to figure out what's going on, you know? Can people see you're a good pussy? You know, I'll put shit like that, bro. And then put like a top hat at the end, bro.

Starting point is 01:19:47 You know what I'm saying? Good day. Good day. Hear, hear. Hear you. Oh, shit. Bro, that is so funny because I didn't think anybody else thought like me when I get on there.

Starting point is 01:20:08 Because I literally just, just look at, just checking shit out. Oh, you're sick, man. You are. We in the same boat. We in the same boat, man. And I'm happy to be in it with you. Let's look at one more video, man, what we got. This is a couple of white guys got real drunk at a frat party

Starting point is 01:20:26 and branded themselves. This is bad, usually. What is this? Oh, I know what this is. This is branding. Oh, I don't think we're looking like this. Oh, this is fraternity. Whoa.

Starting point is 01:20:40 That's a car park. Oh my God, they're going through his chest. Yo, they shouldn't have gone that deep. Where's this at a pet place? They should have been, took it out. Oh, oh, shit. Yo, he went down to his like heart. Bro, look at this video, bro.

Starting point is 01:20:58 He went into like his heart. I saw that. Bro, you know, you're not supposed to tap it and pull it off. They didn't know he got down. Yo, just biting the belt. Bro, look how deep they go. Look how deep they go. Oh, they're still in there.

Starting point is 01:21:13 Bruh. That's like that thing at the Mexican restaurant that you order, bro. That's like that fancy. Yeah, that's the fan. My God, they didn't put some onions on that. That's crazy, bro. God, because that's something they do at a lot of the black fraternities, right? Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:21:33 How do they do it? They do the same thing, but you know you're only supposed to tap it. You tap it on there and you release it. Because it's already going to burn the skin with a quick tap. What the fuck was that? They dug it in there. They literally almost got to his heart. That ain't good.

Starting point is 01:21:52 That was some bullshit, man. That's witchcraft, bro. See, you got to make it. Yo, have they lost their fucking heart? Bro, I want to show you a real video of how it's supposed to be. Bro, that is insane. Bro. Yo, it's boiling.

Starting point is 01:22:08 Like it's steaming and smoking. Look how much it raises off his skin, though. And then they sprayed hand sanitizer on that bitch, though. Bro, show me the one. Show me the Q-Dog and I want to see how they do it. Because I've seen this on a lot of guys. See if you can pull it up, too, Zachary. Try to pull up Q-Dog branding.

Starting point is 01:22:33 A real one. And what does it mean? So this is something that happens at a lot of black fraternities. I've seen it on a lot of black men, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like regular. That's some shit they usually do. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:44 Yeah, man. Oh, there it is right there. Ooh. Yeah. He must be a general, huh? Yeah. But see, this shit, it already heals up like that. I've never seen them go as deep as they just did

Starting point is 01:22:56 into the other dude's skin. Wow. Hit that picture right down in the middle with everybody's shirt off. Nah, that one right under it. Yeah, they got it done to their chest. Oh, and they have the hat. They have the uh...

Starting point is 01:23:09 Yeah. Ooh. What's the sound they make? Uh, heart. Yeah. Yeah. Q-Dogs, man. And so Q-Dog means what fraternities that do you know?

Starting point is 01:23:22 Uh, they eat pussy. Ooh. Yeah. That's what they should do. There's some other ones that do other shit, but they... He does it all. They should eat pussy.

Starting point is 01:23:31 Damn. Salamanders. They big on that. Yeah, they big on that there. And they eating fucking pussy down. Yeah. They were Q-Dogs big on that. They always do something else, but Q-Dogs, that's what they do.

Starting point is 01:23:43 What? But do they do any philanthropy or something? Or is it just... Whatever else? I mean, there's other stuff that they... Right, right. But that's their... Yeah, that thing is that.

Starting point is 01:23:53 That's like a recreation. Yeah. Yeah, man. Druski, man. Brother. Thank you so much, man. Really. Thank you, brother.

Starting point is 01:24:02 Yeah. Oh, you want to come and do something? I know, uh... You gotta come out to the show, man. Oh, I want to come to the show for sure. I got to open up. Bro, I would be too scared. For real, for real.

Starting point is 01:24:10 I think, bro. Nah, we got... Hey, man. I got white people in the crowd. I got black people in the crowd. But how many white people? Everybody in the crowd. Actually, I bet you got a pretty good mix crowd.

Starting point is 01:24:18 Yeah, I got a good mix crowd. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, maybe so, man. Let me think about some good materials I can have for them. Yeah, man. Dang, bro. I'm nervous, man.

Starting point is 01:24:26 Don't come in there with that mojo-jojo bullshit, man. Don't come in there creeping it up, man. Whatever the fuck you do. Don't come in there with that mojo-jojo. Hey, man. Hey, man. He's lying to you. Oh, man.

Starting point is 01:24:43 Here you... Druski, thank you so much, man. Best of luck on the tour. We'll put a link where you can get all the tickets. Is it already sold out? Can people still get tickets? No, people still get tickets. Okay, bet, man.

Starting point is 01:24:54 I fully sold out. And I'll share it on my socials, too, man. And thank you so much, man. We just added two shows, too. Dang, baby. Los Angeles and San Diego. Bet, man. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:03 We'll take care of your game, man. I look forward to seeing you guys again. Sorry. Okay, let's go. Now, I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be Cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I've found I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take

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