This Past Weekend - E475 Lean Christmas

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Starting point is 00:01:39 If you don't celebrate Christmas, some people don't, or they celebrate it, but they don't care about Jesus or whatever, or, you know, they don't, you know, I don't care if you, some people celebrate Lloyd Christmas. And that's fine too. You know, it's whoever your deity is, people have different deities and leaders some people love You know Jesus some people love Buddha What if you know what I'm saying there's different Deities that people believe in Papa John some people two mediums

Starting point is 00:02:29 And a two liter of Sprite as their Lord and Savior People have different things that they love happy holidays Mary Christmas Yeah, here we are I Can't believe we made it this far, man. We're traveling into the future. The end of 20, 23 time is keeps on ticking. Into the future. I'm going to play a couple little Christmas soon.

Starting point is 00:03:00 This is how I do it this time of year. So, me all know that it's...let's hear a couple of little. Very romantic kind of earth soft. Very ICU Christmas almost. If somebody's in ICU, you might play this while you bottle feed them. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay, Ronnie. Just drink you some of this milk, buddy. Drink you some of this milk.

Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah, that has a very ICU vibe. I think you're going to be fine, Ronnie. Get you some of this milk, Ronnie. Get you some at AS mail, Ronnie, get your little sip of it. Here's another one. That one was called a Christmas miracle by one man quartet over there. And I don't know where that's from or something. Sounded like some prison shit. Sounded like some whites in prison. did it or some Swedes in prison put that together beautiful track there. We got something right here from Paris for Christmas. It's called Not a bagpipes up in that one, huh? It gets a little too Irish for his little too bagp—a little too Irish for me, you know?

Starting point is 00:04:59 It's like, uh, just—just molest me, father, and quit playing the tunes, you know. I'll let you touch me if you quit playing the bagpipes there. Donnie, I'll let you touch my, oh, what are we else we got here? That was by of North. And here's another one. Oh yeah, baby. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah baby. Yeah I like this baby, come on.

Starting point is 00:05:37 I lick my lips, baby. This one gets me going baby I want to just I just want to take your titties off your body and just put them into my mouth baby girl. Oh love me Lord Just put them into my mouth, baby girl. Love me, Lord. That's a beautiful track right there. And that is by Sturz Zetterberg. Oh, that air is called Merry Christmas, baby, by Sturz. Sturry, sorry, Sturry Zetterberg.

Starting point is 00:06:18 Up there. And here's another one we got right here. Hmm. Oh yeah, this is like you're pushing a senior citizen uphill in a wheelchair, kind of. Don't worry, pop, we'll get you there. Don't worry, pop. Just keep your feet off the ground, pop, we're gonna keep pushing ya. Something very romantic about that one right there. That's called going home for Christmas, that's home for the holidays. Over there.

Starting point is 00:07:11 We got this one right here, another one. Tch. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, that's at Urban Christmas, baby, come on up. Come on, Santa. Ooh. Ooh, baby, come on up. Come on, Santa! Ooh, ooh, ooh, Santa here! Come on up! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Santa, he out there, Santa, he in the streets, Santa, he in the streets,

Starting point is 00:07:53 Santa, Santa, he doing drive by gift and Santa, he cook and check and Santa, Santa, And he got his all his heels over there. T.I. want him. You know that. You know that, bro. Ti, I love Boose. He hit the front of the sleigh. Boosey, baby. Hit, look, he might not even take you. Boosey take you wherever the fuck he wanna take everybody, bro. You're a Santa be like, damn, what a fool.

Starting point is 00:08:38 What are we doing down here? We down here in Baton Rouge, but we down here in Scotlandville. Baby, what? Boosey don't took us off track, baby. Wobbing out. Oh, what's Christmas, baby? Well, you know, I like to play a little bit

Starting point is 00:08:55 of the Christmas tunes in the beginning there off of Epidemic Sound. They just, I don't work for Epidemic Sound. They just, it's a place you can go look and they have different just pieces of music and sounds and you can just Go on through them, but that was magic day by loving caliber and I love that man. I would love to be able to have the experience of having different Ethnicity Christmas's, you know get you a little Chinese Christmas, baby

Starting point is 00:09:26 Christmas's, you know, get you a little Chinese Christmas baby. Get you a little, you know, port-fried reindeer, whether I get you a little cut of that, you know, get you some bok toy on some damn fucking grilled panda or whatever they eat of that air. Merry Christmas. That's what I'm trying to say. Sorry. Stringing up these lights. I don't know if you remember some of the Christmas sound music they had over the years. That was the thing that got me sometimes just the different sounds, you know, and the purse day of Christmas. I don't know if anybody remembers that when my true love gave to me My true love gave to me five onion RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, God, my God, my God, my God, my God, God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my a manger no crib for a bed. Dude, that's a Christmas music can be a trap. It'll make you think you can sing.

Starting point is 00:10:51 That's the only problem. It'll make you think, you know, last Christmas, I gave you my heart. Christmas musical. Do it. Mary Christmas to everybody. Thank you for being a part of my universe. Sorry if I seem a little bit all over the place, I'm off my, I got off my medication about 11 days ago.

Starting point is 00:11:20 So I just, I noticed that even when I was talking with Cat Von D, I was just, uh, I felt it was hard for me to listen a little bit. I was just, I felt kind of erratic, you know, or not homoeratic, just, just all over the place. Yeah. And, uh, I got to butt it as homoeratic. That dude, he's all over the place, bro. And he's also

Starting point is 00:11:47 hunting a little bit of that dude meat. You feel me? That frickin' Christmas stick. Maybe you know what I'm saying, boy. He hunting a little bit of that winter front rudder. Maybe you know I'm talking about that Wayne. Oh boy. Praise God, shout out everybody as gay and everything gay Chinese, baby lesbian, everything. Maybe we love you guys and and black everybody. European. I'm just, you know, we all are coexistent here in the universe. And, um, and I'm excited to see us do that even better as time goes forward. Underneath the Christmas tree. Yeah, that was Vince Vance and the valiance.

Starting point is 00:12:41 I like them. What else though? Yeah, that was Vince Vance and the valiance. I like them. What else though? See, little girl. Thranging out these lights. Sorry guys, I'm all over the place. I'm happy. I'm happy that I'm that we're hitting the end of the year.

Starting point is 00:13:04 Uh, the only, the only guy that's got a lot left to do this year usually is you know who I'm talking about. Yeah boy Santa Claus son. Everybody this year getting all ozampic. That's what Santa's just, Santa's been compromised, bro. I heard it's just a dude just with a sleightful of ozampic now. That's what I heard. It's just some fucking white dude with a slayful of ozampic, bro. And they got see I heard they paid up You know a big pharma paid the North Pole enough. They off work this year So you just got you know is just gonna be a zimpyk dealer and People's on ozampic. That's

Starting point is 00:13:43 Brut, that's that fat crack. That's what people calling it. That fat cane, maybe people ono Zimpy. You people you have me to do. He lost 1100 pounds, bro, in 45 minutes. The times have changed, man. it's a lean Christmas man. It's just gonna be a couple big farmer reps. Just humming injectables out of a damn sessna all around the world man. Yeah, and that just the, I don't know if a Yeah, I don't know if a, a Zimpick seems safe, man.

Starting point is 00:14:29 You'll see somebody, they're like, yeah, I'm 38 years old and I'm down to 55 pounds. Yeah, thank God. I can fit into a lot of my same clothes. I weren't fourth grade. Yeah, my skin makes a weird noise when I smile, but other than that, man, I'm doing great. They start fucking glitching. They just start, you know, they're like, I'm doing great. I weigh seven pounds. I can't remember who I am. My resting heart rate is two, but I'm doing well.

Starting point is 00:15:18 I'm doing well. I'm doing well. I'm on the blah, blah, blah. Then they start burping. You ever talk to that ozemic user? You start talking them and then just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like They just start blowing bubbles. Like, something, you know, something, you do, you'll be talking when those

Starting point is 00:16:00 empty users, they'll just fucking eat a bug that flew by. You're like, what the fuck? And then just the side effects, bro, some ozempic or ozempians or whatever they call them, these motherfuck, they got some side effects, bro. They're like, I can't close my eyes or I will shit myself. Uh, they're like, I can't breathe anymore, but I'm doing good. I lost 46 pounds. I'm going to heaven. You're like, what the fuck?

Starting point is 00:16:40 Chill out, Melissa. You need a fucking little, you need a smoothie, Melissa, you're fucking losing your shit. People are shooting up in their cars at lunch. And no shade there, man. I'm just clowning, I'm trying to hurt nobody's feelings there, but... Fuck, bells will be ringing. The old fool be reigning God. Hmm. I can't bend my knees anymore. Every dream I have has Katie Perry in it.

Starting point is 00:17:14 But I'm doing better than ever. Can somebody close my eyes for me so I can get some rest. I elucid my mind. I try to jump out of wind and it take my own life, but I only weigh 17 ounces. So I just float it back I'm floating back down to earth. Fine cube. Oh, is that back? Has anyone seen my children? But then you have the alternate guy. You have the guy's like, man, oh, is that back to the name of Hook and Mark? You know, I took, you know, I've you have the guys like man, oh, is him big dog named hook and mark.

Starting point is 00:18:07 You know, I took, you know, I've been on the ship for two years, I gain a hundred pounds man. I gain a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a I hit not not pounds man. You know, and then a guy I blame is why my wife keeps welcome Sheat and hit enemy and I'm fucking you know. And then the guy will lick his lips for like 70 minutes. You know, and then pull a fucking beautiful little gum drop out

Starting point is 00:18:44 from under his tongue or something. Or he'll keep a damn but a scotch up on his mouth and that he'd been sucking on that bitch, you know. But yeah, I think Santa's just that's, I don't know if Santa's going to make it this year. I think he might have been taken over by a big farmer. I wouldn't be shocked. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if San

Starting point is 00:19:05 is on the peptides. Everybody is. We all do things and try stuff to want to be different, feel different. I'm just fascinated by the all. You know, I've known women who are driving down to Mexico to get olympic or olympic or whatever they got down there, you know, oh homie, you're gonna be fucking skinny homie. No, if you go to prison, you can just right between the bars homie, you're out of there. No, they got nothing on you. No, yeah, that people didn't realize like olympic is just fucking you're free homie Vibala revolution

Starting point is 00:19:51 Papa any do frame they busted a lady with 60 grams of fake olympic of it air outside of a vineyard vines You know and All we can do is pray for But still it's this is real shit. It's interesting. It's an interesting phenomenon is what it is. That's a damn phenomenon. And people are using it. And people are, some people are using it healthily and some people are not.

Starting point is 00:20:25 It seems like just like anything, you know, I had times in my life where I use steroids healthily, times where I use steroids unhealthily, you know, dude, I bought a buddy of mine who drowned, he drowned because he, well, he, he, uh, he was trying to hide from the police under water. And you can't, you can do it, but you can only do it for about 40 seconds. And he drowned. Um, and, uh, but yeah, I bought some shit from him once. steroids or something. I don't know what it was. Gave me a full body rash.

Starting point is 00:21:10 It made it hurt when I would blink my eyes. And if you've never had that, it's, when you have, because like every time my eyes would touch each other, it would like, my eyes would touch each other, it would like, cause you don't realize how many times you blink your eyes, you're just like, oh. So that shit was horrible, I had a full body rash, dude. That was crazy.

Starting point is 00:21:40 My arms, they look like I had oven mitts on my hands, they were just, but I kept using the shit I used all 11 weeks of it. Yeah, that was, so we all tried things. We all tried stuff, you know. It was crazy. I can't believe I did that. Maybe we had the bed at night too, and I was already

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Starting point is 00:24:25 I know I'm almost all over the place. Oh, but it's just been a year, man. What a year. What a year. And thank you for listening to the podcast this year. And I really can't thank you guys enough. I can't thank you enough for just letting me be a part of your life. Or even if you don't even listen, fuck, even just keeping it in your thing and

Starting point is 00:24:51 or just letting me bother you, not be a part of your life, dude. Like I'm some kind of damn, uh, you know, like I'm just some kind of, um, you know, like I'm athletes foot or something. Just, uh, just thanks. Thanks for supporting me because you, you've helped this, this whole, uh, we've gotten to do interesting stuff and talk to some unique folks. And I think because people have, uh, paid attention or tuned in or spent time, since we've spent time together on here that we're going to get to have other unique people.

Starting point is 00:25:27 And that's kind of crazy because I don't do it. If I were me, I wouldn't let these people talk to me, but they keep doing it. So yeah, I'm excited and it's just been, it's been a lot of fun. And I hope it's been fun for you too and Yeah, and I just want you to know that I think about that I think about making it Making it interesting and and fun for you guys and And yeah, I'm just I'm just grateful man

Starting point is 00:26:05 You know, and I feel a little bit happy about it too. I mean, I feel happy, but I've just really, in my heart, I feel, I think just thankful, you know, that's what I feel like. Yeah, I'm trying to, sorry, I'm trying to explain how I feel and feel at the same time. And for me, that's always been kind of a tough thing to do You know, it's tough so nice to feel and explain how you're feeling at the same time but Yeah, happy

Starting point is 00:26:39 Holidays and Merry Christmas to you guys and Yeah, I just can't believe what a year do we got to talk to Hulk Hogan. That was crazy. And um, who else do Dana White? That was bananas and inspiring. Who else? Man, Stavaros and um, uh, John Verveiki, just interesting people, you know, everybody, Druski, just Caleb Presley, man, who's a, what, just a dear friend of mine, some of these people have become just, I don't know, it's just all been crazy, you know,

Starting point is 00:27:19 and, yeah, I got off my medicine, man, I got off my medication, I'll take, I'll take Lexapro and I don't take a large dose, I got off my medicine, man. I got off my medication. I'll take lexapro and I don't take a large dose. I think it was 20 and I got done a 10 and then I'm off. And it's been interesting because I've had a lot more feelings, man. I've had a lot more feelings and some of it I'm grateful for because I was just not having any feelings.

Starting point is 00:27:43 I was just not having any feelings. You know, I was just not having any feelings. Everything was kind of fine. You know, and saw this wouldn't have any feelings. And so I was like, I need some feelings, man. You know, I'm making sure that I have like, just have friends and stuff that know that I'm off of it. So if anything seems too crazy. So I'm just trying to let my feelings just kind of settle or just get back to like a baseline.

Starting point is 00:28:28 So I'm hopeful about that. And I've been making sure I do a lot of running and stuff to just keep my energy up. So yeah, I just wanna kinda have some freaking feelings. Dude, on antidepressants, I don't have any feelings. People are like, hey, how do you feel? And I'll just be like, yeah, bruh, you know? I'm just not having a lot of feelings, I think, on antidepressants. So I wanna have some more feelings so that I can make some more decisions based on how I feel.

Starting point is 00:28:48 So that's an, I think that's something that's really like a new adventure. Yeah, we've had a lot of beautiful calls and we're gonna get into some of those. Yeah, what do we have here? This one says, what's up with the 12 days of Christmas right here? Let's hear it. Hey, CEO, it's Johnny B. John and Christmas is coming up and you know that song, the 12 days of Christmas, but dude, given his woman a bunch of stuff and he, in that song he gives his

Starting point is 00:29:28 woman 17 birds, including six geese. And I don't, I don't think, I don't think I don't think a woman wants 17 birds. Bro, it's a euphemism, dog. It's a euphemism, man. That's what I'm saying, baby. They want that baby. They want that body bird, homie. That waneer. That skit swan, baby.

Starting point is 00:30:00 You know what I'm talking about? That fucking slurp warble or dog. That's what they want. That red-build blast orio, homie, you feel me? That ski parakeet, homie, you know what I'm saying? Fuck, suck me off, fuck me off, fuck me off, fuck me off. Fuck, suck me off, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, suck me, suck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, What? What the fuck? Shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok-shok You know, so that's what you got to understand. It's a euphemism. This a euphemism.

Starting point is 00:30:47 They want that thing, baby. They want that young and bird dog that nut neck body ostrich, baby. That bust mallard homie. That's what they want. That's what they want. So you got a plan ahead there. All right, let's take another call.

Starting point is 00:31:16 Well, Theo, this is Hunter. Um, I'm just calling. I've got a bit of a dilemma right now. Do tell brother onward. Uh, recently, you know, I was making out with this girl and We was we was making out for probably, you know one one minute and I just busted another right there. Oh, yeah and I don't know what to do so I was just calling the Kind of get your guidance on that and you know, I'm just Just don't really know what to do. Oh, yeah, buddy. Well look That's just some nut homie that's all you know, there's nothing you're not a bad guy. You don't need to be scared or nothing You're doing fine I think you might you know who know if you if you were only making out, you might

Starting point is 00:32:07 have a damn your pH balance might be all for something. You might have been, you know, be like a plus six or something. You know, you might want to get you damn levels checked or something or at least have somebody do that on you while you look at a nudie mag or something, you know, because, you know, you want to make sure you're not just vibrating so much if you get around a, you know, a nipple that you're just, you're just sprouting and cream and all the time for no reason, you know, just Sprouting and cream and you know for just you know, you don't want somebody to flip on a light switch in a distance and you fucking just Just fucking put your own eye out with that With that bus Tommy that fucking bus, but yeah

Starting point is 00:33:03 You're doing fine, buddy. I think, yeah, your levels might be up or down or something. You might not have. You might, uh, could have been something you wait. You know, sometimes if I have some, um, what are they call like zesty little, like a little, um, piece of, it's like a green bean, but it's fucking, it's for violence, you know, it's like peppers, like red peppers. You know, I shoot a robin off offensive, you know, if I start popping off after that, but you're probably going to be fine, buddy. And it's okay.

Starting point is 00:33:43 I think God just wants to warn you. Says, Hey, buddy, you're going to be really, you know, you're going to be on the front lines for us because you like to shoot and just be careful. So in second of all, I'm proud of you, man. I'm proud of you for ejaculating. You know, too many men feel ashamed when they eat jack or whatever and you out here bust and And cream and and cream and embust and over there with your lady and it's that time of year to it's winner, dude If you can't

Starting point is 00:34:15 If you ain't him and in the winner, buddy, what are you doing? You know, I don't think you know, that's a winner sport, buddy so you out there just, uh, just stirring your own eggs, buddy. Do your shit, daddy. Get out there and fucking get your shit, boy bust out, homie. Young killer. But uh, yeah, brother, I love you, man. And yeah, you might just have that, that extra energy. You, you ever see somebody that rub their feet on the carpet, and then they come up and

Starting point is 00:34:47 fucking zap you like that. That might be you boy. You might just have, you might just, your, your pH balance might be a little high. So we want to get that shit checked out, buddy. I have somebody take your polls while you, Jerry out of you know and see what happens to you buddy. You're doing good. They'll love you daddy Merry Christmas Be ringing They say it's Christmas This is a science Christmas. I Love that. I love that season man

Starting point is 00:35:51 What else? Let's take a pressure off of yourself, man. I don't know nothing. I mean, I may even be cognitively deficient. I mean, I don't even know. You ain't got to know nothing, man. You just ask questions. You just have people on, ask questions. Do your solo episodes just ask questions, man. You ain't got to know nothing. You're just, you're just throwing stuff out there, man. You're trying to figure it out like the rest of us. So, don't worry about that, man. You just keep doing your thing don't be afraid you you mean a lot to a lot of people man you're making a big impact so the more courageous you can be the more people will follow that and that's what we need

Starting point is 00:36:35 so thanks man thanks dude you, you know, um, you know, I think, yeah, I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing, man. I know I'm trying, but yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm trying, but yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Yeah, I'm just being, I'm just, just being a human. I'm just trying my fucking best, man. You know, most of the time, you know, I don't know if sometimes maybe I'm even not. But yeah, I think I've just always felt so much pressure, man.

Starting point is 00:37:21 I've always felt so much pressure to get it right always felt so much pressure. To get it right, you better fucking get it right. You know, I've always felt like I wasn't, like I had to get it right. Or there was no value to me or to whatever to whatever I was doing. It's like if it's not perfect, there was no value. And so I think that's still how I operate sometimes like I got to get everything perfectly. Yeah, and it's just impossible, man, and I'm tired of like, yeah. Thank you, man.

Starting point is 00:38:13 Yeah, I just, I think I did need to hear something like that. You better get it right. That's what I would always kind of feel like to myself. You better get this, you better, you better get it right. That's what I would always kind of feel like to myself. You better get this, you better, you better get this right. That's the voice inside of me. It never had any patience. It never had any patience with me. And then, and then, and you know what? I don't have a lot of patience with myself either. Which is kind of both.

Starting point is 00:38:57 Which I deserve to have some more patience with myself. Yeah, I deserve to have a little more patience with myself. Yeah, so thank you, man. I think I needed to hear that. I do feel like I can't do it all. I do feel like I don't know what I hear that. I do feel like I can't do it all. I do feel like I don't know what I'm doing. I do feel like I'm trying my best. I do feel like Sometimes I'm doing okay. I do feel like sometimes I'm not doing okay. I feel like Yeah, I feel like I'm also never gonna

Starting point is 00:39:44 Live up to the expectations that I've set for myself because I set unrealistic expectations. Yeah, and I think I set unrealistic expectations because, um, because if I never meet them, then I'll always be not good enough. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for just making me think about questioning myself too, just asking questions. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it, but I don't know. There's nothing wrong with me. If I'm not perfect, there's nothing wrong with me, you know, it's okay.

Starting point is 00:40:38 Yeah, I've just always put someone's pressure on myself to be perfect. I've always put someone's pressure on myself to be perfect. Man, yeah, she makes me angry when I even think about it. Like, you better fucking be perfect. Or you don't mean anything, you know, that's, it's some old story in my head or something. I'm not saying that right now to myself. I'm saying I'm trying to just feel that story, you know, you better. Yeah, like if I can be perfect, I'll show them that I mean something.

Starting point is 00:41:28 Yeah, if I can just do things perfectly, they'll see that I have value, you know, I think. And then you never can do things perfectly, it's impossible, right? And so then you're just, I'm always setting myself up to not feel good enough because I make my expectations of myself unrealistic. And so I can never achieve them. And so I'm always just not enough for myself, you know. So thank you, bro. Thank you for that message.

Starting point is 00:42:06 I had, yeah. Yeah, it's like, man, I got to get this writer. I'm wasting everybody's time. That's how I feel a lot of times too. I think that's where, I'm just trying to say where some of that pressure feels like to me. It's like, you're wasting everybody's time. Yeah, I wish you would. Yeah, I think it just that goes back to old stuff for me or whatever.

Starting point is 00:42:37 You're wasting everybody's time. You better get this right. Yeah, look, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I appreciate you just, yeah, saying that, man, I think sometimes I got to think about that stuff. And I, this year's been, I think one thing it's been tough. I haven't had enough time to fucking think or feel shit. That, I just haven't had enough time to feel anything, man. Everything's just been so busy. And I think the world's just so busy now. You know, I mean yesterday was one of the first times I went to a meeting at the end. I went to eat with the guys at the meeting because I had some time. I was like, I don't know if anything to do. Fuck, I fucking enjoyed that.

Starting point is 00:43:30 Yeah, sometimes we're so damn busy. We don't even fucking know. We don't even know myself. I'll get to the damn end of life and I'll sit there and be like, Hey, who were you, buddy? Yeah. What'd you like to do? I'll finally start asking myself the question because I just jumped on the train. I just jumped, I just jumped on the zipline. Yeah, but thank you, man. Thank you for helping me think. Yeah, just ask myself questions, man. I used to love doing that and I just,

Starting point is 00:44:02 yeah, it's just important. We got another call that came in here. Let me see what we can do. Hi, BA. I was just wondering what the thoughts in your head feel like. Because my mind is in my key. I didn't even go my mind. Me and my best friend and her dad were talking about it.

Starting point is 00:44:22 And all of our thoughts feel my key. So I was just wondering to know what your thoughts in your head tell me like, all right, bye. Jesus loves Jesus. Oh, thank you there, little lady, little kitty cat. Jesus loves me. Thank you. Well, I hope he does and I hope he don't love me too much either.

Starting point is 00:44:39 You know, some of these, they got these, you know, these, you know, some people like Jesus, I don't know what Jesus is doing. They just think he'd be in kind of zest or whatever out there. But I don't know if I think that, you know, I just, I love him and I hope he loves me, I hope he, but yeah, if he shows up and he's, if he's a little too zesty, I just wonder, you know, if he's like, you know, the last supper, it was fucking, you know, I don't know. I just, yeah, I love him. Yeah, just tell him I love him.

Starting point is 00:45:20 And, um, and yeah, I don't know what the thoughts in my head. I don't know. My thoughts a lot of times. I don't know what they sound like. Some of them are fucking pissed off and some of them aren't even wearing anything. I'll tell you that. And yeah, some of my thoughts they just are like looking for me. That's what I feel like my thoughts are looking for me and I'm looking for them.

Starting point is 00:45:44 But we're just, we can't do it. But yeah, I love you. Thank you. All right, we got a call here. All right. So I got a question. My name's Big Willis. And I was one. What's up, Big Willie? Let's hear more. I'm trying to save up for a new dirt bike, but I don't know how to get some money. And I saw I'm just calling for that, you know? You know what I'm saying? Can any tips for me?

Starting point is 00:46:12 No. All right, see. You're trying to, so thank you, Willie, for the call. You're trying to save up for a new dirt bike, but you don't know, you don't have any money and you're calling your wonder how to get some money. Get a job. I think get a job, homie. That's what I would do.

Starting point is 00:46:34 I get a fucking job, Willie. That's how they do it. You get a job. They give you some money. You get a dirt bike. You get into an accident on your dirt bike and you are in intensive care for a long time. And that's how it works, man. That's how life works.

Starting point is 00:46:53 So I think, yeah, you just gotta stay on the path and fill out an application. Will it praise God, baby? Good luck, Bob. What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual maybe? Someone who speaks two, that's bilingual. Someone who speaks one, American.

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Starting point is 00:50:09 Hey, what's up, Dio? My name's Trevor, I'm from Kentucky. What's up, Trevor, baby, T-Rever, baby? That's how you break that down, onward. Now, I just celebrated nine months of sobriety from drugs and alcohol, man. My life's going great. You know, let's go.

Starting point is 00:50:29 It really, really is, man. I'm feeling love with a girl. Oh, come on. I don't know if she's going to love with me or not yet. Bro, let's see. Let's see. But I'm definitely in love with her. Let's go.

Starting point is 00:50:42 And I don't know, man. I just wanted to, I just wanted to say that, man. Yeah. And, uh, well, thankful for you and your podcast, man, you bring a lot of light to a lot of people's lives. All right. gang, baby, that's it. And Trevor got it, baby nine months. months. Trenta East says, say, my nice, baby, that's 36 weeks, daddy. Trevor got it, maybe nine months. Let's go, T Trevor. And you got to say it,

Starting point is 00:51:14 baby, yes, say it. That's a part of this call I really adapted with right here. But I'm definitely in love with her. And I don't know, man, I I just wanted to I just wanted to say that man and I'm thankful for you in your podcast. I just wanted to say that. That's the thing something like I don't say things I don't you know, I don't I don't I Don't even speak my own damn joy sometimes. I

Starting point is 00:51:44 Don't even let myself hear my own joy. Yes. Say that. Say that, man. You hear that. Man, I'm just, uh, let me think about it on the other. Man, today's episode has been just all over the place, guys. I've had to start and stop a bunch of times. There's just been a tough time for me to get like a good flow going gum and, you know, I just feel kind of rattled and that's okay. I feel, you know, I don't know. It's okay. Everything's okay.

Starting point is 00:52:35 It's okay. You know, it's okay. It's been a fun year and I'm excited to see what next year could be like. And I hope that this holiday season is something that you make nice for yourself. You know, I always realize that and always forget too that if I want the holidays or anything really to be special I have to I have to be a part of making it mean something. You know, I need to show up. I need to be activated and be a part of bringing the joy and not just expecting to take the joy or receive the joy

Starting point is 00:53:27 or I need to show up with something. It's something. It don't have to be something, an item or something. I mean, sometimes it can be, but I need to, if something's going to mean something, then it'll mean even more if I show up with the idea that I'm going to make this mean something, you know? And that could be if you're going to take a ride with your child somewhere and do something nice with them or go shop, you know, or if you're going to spend some time with your loved

Starting point is 00:53:58 one, and y'all are going to go do something and you know to just Try and make a little extra effort to make it mean something You know a lot of times in my life. I've had opportunities To make things mean something and I'll I'll choose to Kind of just Be a curmudgeon or be quiet or trying not to have fun. Sometimes I get afraid to have to be a little bit more joyous, you know. You know, so I think that's something that I wish for this holiday season.

Starting point is 00:54:47 Is that if you're like me sometimes when there's a chance to be, to joke or to have, sometimes I'll just get it, you know, I'll kind of shut down or I wanna, you know, if somebody else asked me to do something, I won't wanna do, you know, I only wanna kind of do my ideas, you know, if somebody else asked me to do something, I won't want to do, I only want to kind of do my ideas. You know, it's like, so I just hope that this holiday season, I'm going to try to be a

Starting point is 00:55:10 little bit more like if somebody else, you know, I'm just trying to go with the flow and help the flow have a stronger current, you know, with my own attitude. That's really what I mean. I'm going to try that, you know, because it helps me too. It helps me when I get outside of myself a little bit, you know, and, yeah, so I'm going to try that a little bit more this year. That's something that I'm going to look forward to do. Um, yeah. So instead of just continuing a ramble, I just, um, yeah, I want to try to show up a little bit more this Christmas and be a part of the joy a little bit more. And even if the game is on, do things that are engaging with people I care about take a walk with somebody or fucking tickle some little bitch I don't care do something that is

Starting point is 00:56:12 You know I Just want to Try to contribute a little bit more this year if I can that's one of my Christmas wishes for myself Yeah Christmas wishes for myself. Yeah, and that's it, dude. And that's really, really it, bro. Silver bell it's Christmas time in the city Yeah, I don't know I got a bunch more things on my mom, but I think I just I just I'm gonna I don't know I think I just I think I'm just gonna Just sign off for the year, man. You know, just sign off for the year.

Starting point is 00:57:09 We've done, it's been quite a year, you know? And just I'm glad we got to be alive this year together. Yeah, I really am. And that's all I got. Sorry to just keep dragging that. I kind of it's kind of like the end of a date. I feel like a little bit. You don't know where you wanted to, you know, like,

Starting point is 00:57:34 you're like just standing in the yard kind of talking, but nobody kind of knows what's going to happen or whatever. So that's a little bit how I feel, but that's exciting because that's a little bit of energy that's like kind of fun, you know, and so that's a good way to close things out, man. I want to let you know, as always, the hotline is 9.864 9.503. And you know, just thank you so much for being a part of my life and And yeah, just thank you so much for being a part of my life and and for letting me be a part of your life Thank you to our producers

Starting point is 00:58:13 Zach and Nick and Ben and Colin For helping get this show done every year every 52 times a year, week, every week. And, um, yeah, thank you guys. And, uh, yeah, I guess that's kind of it. I'm just fucking rambling. I don't know. I had an impossible biscuit or something like seven hours ago. And then I just been having some Celsius. So I'm basically, I'm just like everybody else. That's it.

Starting point is 00:58:55 Merry Christmas, happy New Year to you guys. And yeah, thank you for being a part of my life and letting me be a part of yours. And I love you. And I look forward to seeing you guys in the new year Almost there Be good to yourself baby gang Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Starting point is 00:59:27 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

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Starting point is 00:59:43 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Rain is coming out to play Sand across this pack and the press They can show you they're being okay Every Christmas honey The snowman's nothing off his head Yeah, the snowman's nothing off his head.

This Past Weekend - E475 Lean Christmas

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