This Past Weekend - E529 Post Malone

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

Post Malone is a singer, songwriter and producer originally from Syracuse, NY. His new album “F-1 Trillion” is streaming now everywhere, featuring Morgan Wallen, Jelly Roll, Brad Paisley, and many more.  Post Malone joins Theo in Nashville the day after his Grand Ole Opry debut to chat about making his first country album, getting some of the biggest names in the industry to feature on it, being a loner before fame, strange encounters at Graceland, bringing a katana to the birth of his daughter, and much more.  Post Malone: https://www.instagram.com/postmalone/  ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored by:  Prize Picks: First time users, download the PrizePicks app, use code THEO and PrizePicks will instantly give you $50 on your first lineup of $5 or more. https://www.prizepicks.com/  Boot Barn: Visit http://BootBarn.com and use code THEO to get 15% off one item now through September 30th.  Manscaped: Go to http://manscaped.com and use code THEO to get 20% off and free shipping.  Rocket Money: Go to http://rocketmoney.com/theo to cancel your unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Producer: Ben https://www.instagram.com/benbeckermusic/  Producer: Cam https://www.instagram.com/cam__george/    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He's done it all. He has a new album coming out called F1 trillion. Actually, it's out now. You can go enjoy it. It's him and some of my favorite artists. I saw him perform at the Grand Ole Opry last night and it was magnificent. I'm so thankful for the energy that he's given to the world to bring us together, really. Today's guest is Mr. Post Malone. I know me And I will Find a song

I've been singing Just for you I've been singing Just for you And I've been moving away Away Away

Away Away Away Can they really? That's what they say. Yeah, but have you seen the babies? They're pretty fucking awesome whenever they come out. I'm gonna say this dude. They shred hard. They're like, I've been fucking drinking before I was born. Yeah. A lot of them have real pale skin and they're gingers, which are good citizens of the society and they wear North Carolina jersey. So they fucking go hard, bro. Itends on what wine it is. If you drink like a nice Bordeaux as opposed to like Franzia, which I love fucking Franzia, a little bag of wine

put in the saddle bag, put in. Well, Franzia was always like that wine that every now and then your parents would have a party or something. And then you would like go into the kitchen late to get a little snack or a little like square of cheese or crackers somebody had left.

And you'd go in there and some lady would come just stumbling out of the Christmas tree and she'd be like, hey, hey. And gave it to you? Fancy, fancy? No, she'd have it like tucked under her arm. At that point, sometimes they'd have it out of the box or naked as they well You have to you have to have it out of the box. I believe oh you do sir. It's like a water skin

It makes me feel like a frontiersman Fucking what shape are those like a kidney shaped deal, you know Yeah, it is has a. At that point it gets a like a camel back vibe. It's like a f**king bagpipe. I'm not surprised if some of those bagpipe players aren't just well you can actually hear a bagpipe.

Right, but a bagpipe is the blowout and the franzia is on the way in. But you think you might bring two bagpipes. One is franzia. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could put it in a camelback. It's genius. It makes so much sense. Yeah, I had a bag of wine in my bed, under my pillow, all of for all of school. I don't know if I should say this.

What school was it at? School. It was at school and my parents never found it. No way. Yeah, cause it's kind of like, I told them I bought like a waterbed pillow. And you could just lean over and just. Just.

It's like sucking on Romulus or mother Rome's teat. Oh yeah. Yeah, like sucking on mother Rome's teat, man. Nothing like it. There's nothing like it. Ask it. There's nothing like it. Ask them. There's nothing like you do good. Is everybody in there?

Okay. Okay, cool. Thank you so much. You got like a big lightsaber that hit that, that thing that like, it's like you hit it and like somebody's woop bracelet goes off in the distance or whatever. You know what I'm talking about? It's like you, that vapor, you hit it and somebody's wooper is like, I'm fat or whatever it's like like a whoop bracelet. A whoop bracelet is like,

um, bring it up. A whoop bracelet. It's like a bracelet that tells you you're sleeping well. It like monitors your heartbeat. And then there's like a little plug or something. Maybe I think think allegedly you can put into your side or something that'll monitor your sugar and it'll send the information to it so it can tell if you're dreaming or if you like if you if you're you know you've never met your father can tell you everything dude don't they have them on Apple watches I think they have to find your dad app on the Apple oh yeah well yeah then they just somebody

didn't trademark it then because a lot of people are doing it because sometimes it'll say on the Whoop bracelet it'll say whoop there he is and he'll play that song, you know for your dad. Yeah Like if you get close enough to him, yeah exactly it gets louder And that's showing my age post well, I'm good to see you. Thanks for having me. Yeah, man Congratulations, you know, I saw you at the Grand Ole Opry last night. Thank you, sir. Thank you for coming. Wow.

Thank you. Was that your first time there? Yes, sir. That was my first time. And I remember I laid down after I got home last night and I was like, was Theo Vaughn there? Cause I'm 85% sure I said hi, but I didn't know if I was just dreaming.

But lo and behold, you were there. Yeah. And you said, hey, man, it was nice. Well, I imagine it was such a tough place to be. I mean, there were so many stars in the building and that was your first time performing there. Yes, sir. Terrifying. Terrifying. Yeah. Because it's like going to like the Mount Everest of performance of live venues. Yes, sir. Yeah. It's terrifying. It's, um. Yeah, and you brought out John Michael Montgomery

Lainey Wilson Brad Paisley came out and played three or four songs with you. You brought out um Warren treaty. Yep. You brought out Warren treaty And who else those dudes are handsome Oh Vince Gill Vince Gill so cool. It's so cool, man I'm just like I'm I'm absolutely floored. I can't even Begin the crowd was so amped man. I you know, I never know what to expect But it was someone said that there were two tickets sold for like 22 grand apiece Which is awesome. That's insane. Oh, somebody, someone is so disappointed. Well, no, they got to see Lainey and somebody else's behind their wife, a

set of supreme tits or hip replacement. You could have got two, two tickets, 44 grand. Think of the boobs. Pull that up. What kind of breasts can you get at 44 grand? And I have a blocker on this computer because I used to have a pornography issue, but it's hum So I don't know if we can pull that up see what they allow How much breast can you get for 44k?

44k just like that. Yeah, exactly. Okay, there's gonna be some trap tits. 44 large I'm 44k. Oh chest. 44 large. I'm 44k. That was really good. What's 44k sized breast? Yeah let's see that and just tell me to look away if it gets too crazy. This is science. I'm 5' six and 245 pounds. I've always had a severe back and neck problems because of them in quotations. And they're talking about them tits, buddy.

Okay. Ever since, and look, I don't want to use pronouns, but we're talking about us, them tits. Sure, titties. Yeah, exactly. That's mine. Yeah. Ever since I was in high school.

Those are Ks. Oh, wow. Those are double Ks. What's the biggest size? Ever since I was in high school. Those are K's. Oh wow. Those are double K's. What's the biggest size? Ever since I was in high school, I've been medicated. I don't think you need to be, okay, that's an excuse to use drugs, bro. That's my, my A cups are driving me nuts.

I need something. Whoa! Oh my God, bro. That ain't the San Andreas fault, dog. That is amazing. Wow. What if someone fell in there? Oh, the best, the funnest thing to do there would be order one of those. Like, you know, you go to a restaurant and they put the little shots of different tequilas.

Sure. And you just put them right in. You do a whole flight. Yeah. You do a whole flight, which you guys can't see at home. Wow. Wow. These are... She's killing it. Yeah, you do a whole fight what you guys can't see it. Oh wow These are she's killing it. Oh, she's killing something. They're natural you can tell oh those are yeah, you couldn't do that I mean one of them look like it washed up on the edge of the ocean I like this asymmetric look I think that's the dress. No, I think obviously all women are beautiful and this, but this is a lot of breast.

What we're saying here, what we're saying here is... You sound like an analyst. What we're seeing here is a lot of breast. Well... This is amazing. Now this is something else. Now that is a lot of breast for someone. It's like, go. How would you, you couldn't even see your kid if you're feeding him? You're like, is he done? Now this is something else now that is a lot of breasts for someone How would you couldn't even see your kid if you're feeding you're like is he done good hugs Best hugs. Oh, that's a wholesome response. Yeah, she gives great hugs. I can't believe I've never googled this before Yeah, I didn't know that either. That's 44k double K 44 K. That's the breast size. Okay, so I think we put in 44,000

Wait, you get that for 44 K. No, that's L M so I think we put in 44,000 wait you get that for 44 K No, that's L M and N. She's in the ends okay, okay? So I think we put in 44 K as the money and it took the computer took it as a breast size 44 sure I didn't know they went to case me and this she's in the ends. Yeah, L M and N Yeah, that's I mean she's got more K's than Joe Musgrove during a good game brother. She's a lot Anyway, nice five minutes. Yeah We went from the Aubrey to boobs, but it is nice to look at something and also it's not pornography

Yes, sir. No, it's science. It's strictly science It's just like my feet pick stuff like just science Have you ever had an it you didn't have an account on there what I'm feet finder one of those No, but I was highly rated. Oh, really? I was like I came in like a four four eight people put you on there Yeah, oh right Wow, you have good feet. That's what I hear Yeah Well, I don't know about this one don't You have good feet. That's what I hear. I go, yeah boy. Well, I don't know about this one.

WikiFeet Men. What does it say on WikiFeet Men? Yeah, let's go to, actually. It's the top one. And I'm not gonna say that I know this, but let's go to WikiFeet Men. Yeah, I mean, that's the only trusted source. Yeah, go ahead, type me up.

Yeah, that guy was at manfoot.org. Look at my rating. Let me see it. I got a four, nine. I'm like four, nine right now. Is that what that says? Dude, I'm coming in at four, nine. Are there any pics of the actual hoofs though?

Yeah, they're in these. Okay. Check these out. Look at all the data. Find the good- This is data. Okay. Ooh, there's a hoof.

Oh, so you really are a barefoot little soldier. I love it. It's the best. People call it earth in there, just call it... Postman gives you his dirty sock and draws you a tattoo. Oh yeah. POV. And then you got Loak in the background.

He's making sure this is okay. Yeah, this is kosher. Your body guards in the background. I love how he's making sure this is okay. Yeah, this is kosher. Your body guards the background like, nobody's... Why am I smelling it? Yeah, I love it. What goes on at these shows? That's the kind of behavior you gotta, that you gotta offer off to people. Absolutely.

When you do your live shows, do you have a big ensemble? Like what goes on, what goes into your live shows? Because everybody kind of has different stuff, you know? Yes, sir. Yeah. You know, now we started doing like a band a couple years ago, as opposed to just me. But now we have, now we brought Cheese out, play Steel. Oh, Chandler from Ernest's band. Yeah. Ernest is so sweet and so is Cheese. But Earn, you know, he's played with Earn forever.

Yeah. And he was just like, go, go, you know, and um. Yeah, at breakfast with him the other day, they were so excited. It was a really sweet thing. Both of them were so excited that he was gonna play with you. I was just like blown away, like,

cause Cheese is, he's 21 years old. You know what I mean? And he's beautiful too. He's a stud, absolutely. I mean, and also, if all the men died or something, he would immediately. He'd become number one. Look at that one right there.

He'd be referred to as a woman immediately. Look at that smile. Oh God. I mean, it's like God, if I didn't love these women so much. What a handsome boy. I would just run over there and meet that guy, but I love women. But yeah, no, that's amazing, dude.

Chandler Walters music. Chandler Walters, cheese, old cheese. Look at him. And he's got a great energy, man. He's just the sweetest guy. And he's a songwriter too. I think he just had his first number one recently. That's cheese, yeah.

Yes, he did, with a me. With a me, why did I do Mario? Oh, it was with you? Yeah, and Morgan. Oh, with, I had some help? No, I didn't even know that. Yeah, because at breakfast the other day, he said, or Ernest said, yeah, he just got his first number one.

And I was like, and I don't know if we went into what it was. Dude, that's awesome. Well, yeah, because he wrote and played some steel on it. And he's just a killer. He's like the best dude ever. And I couldn't wish better things on him. He's just an absolute stud. And did you lose a member? How does it even work that you bring another member in?

Yes sir. Yeah, so we had a band and they were more rockin'. You know what I mean. We had an awesome string section. We had awesome members all around. But we had said that we want Fiddle playing and guys on the B3 and all that stuff. And it was tough and it's awesome. Now we're still gonna jam with that band whenever we do, I wanna do a whole nother Nirvana deal, do another Nirvana live stream and shit

and do a bunch of cool shit. You mean like play Nirvana? Yeah, like the one we did in COVID where we did all the Nirvana covers. It was so much fun. I didn't see it. So I wanna bring, people said it was good.

I can't speak. I think, you know, you watch it back and you're like, oh, I could have done way better. But people said it was good. You know, Dave said it was great, Courtney and Chris. And it was awesome. It was a lot of fun. If you're drunk or if you're just hanging out

one of these nights, anyone out there, you know, give it a watch if you haven't seen it. Wow, that's incredible. Yeah, so I guess if you want to get more country tuned artists. Yes, sir. Yeah, the Steel. You know, steel and like there's a different way Mandolin any of that in it. So Lily she plays a fiddle She kind of does like these plucky things which is kind of mandolin ask but no Mando

I love the Mando like watch it like Ben come in here and doing Like band days where the all the session guys come in and just kill it We got Craig playing the bass. He played bass on the whole album. He came out on tour. He's coming on Nice, so that'll be awesome. That's so great, bro. Yeah last night was amazing, man I almost felt bad you had to almost because there's so many stars in the building and you have to kind of Oh Craig Young. Yes, sir. Oh, it's beautiful bass player of the year bass player of the year bass player of the year He was nominated for an ACM last year for bass player of the year. That's amazing Killer there's so many great musicians here in Nashville. You don't even realize it, you know, you're walking on the street

It's like somebody's incredible. Damn anywhere you go There is so much talent here in every crack and crevice. And it's insane. I can't like walking down the street. Oh dude, and you'll fall, you'll hurt, you'll fall over, you'll sprain your ankle or something. And somebody will pull out a violin

and write a song about you dying right there. And you're like. It's never happened to me. Oh, but I'm just saying it's so musical here. Yeah, yeah. Anything happens. You kiss your girlfriend on the cheek, some guy pops up and he's like.

That's a song. Is it love? That's a song. Well, Yeah. Anything happens. You kiss your girlfriend on the cheek. Some guy pops up and he's like, that's a song. Well, that's, that's the deal. It's like you fucking, you just go to losers. Yeah. And someone will say, that's why I want to hire, not a writer. I think this is a way we could really, um, let's hear about this. Just get an old guy, hire an old guy. You don't gotta pay him as a songwriter. He just knows all the one-liners. And... Like he records what's going on? Everything he says. No, you just ask him a question and he'll say something, and you're like, oh, that's a song.

Oh, I see. You know what I mean? Someone wise. Like a Gandalf figure. Yeah, like that wouldn't sit piss. Like old guys always say something. That's a song, dude! That wouldn't sit piss. Is that a thing? I've heard, I mean, old guys always say something. That's a song dude. That wouldn't sit piss. Is that a thing?

I've heard, I mean old people always say something, like that dog wouldn't sit piss. Like what is that? What? What? Yeah, but that's a song. That's what we just go get a little hammered at losers and just talk.

And that's how songs come about. Someone will say something so dumb, but the melody was sick. And you're like, let's run with that. Like like just change that word change from sit piss to shit piss yeah And then all of a sudden it's a hit you know That's amazing man um Yeah, and Laney Wilson yeah, I think that was the strange. It was like all these artists got up there and it was so fast It was like John Michael, Montgomery Laney Wilson Brad Paisley Vince Gill. Um, and

Then you played I had some help by myself and then oh your last song you played us Sunflower by yourself too. Yeah, but yeah, it was great. There was all types of people in the audience. I was special It was so like it's electrifying. It's so crazy standing in that circle. Like, it's just, I'm so honored. I don't even, I'm blown away. I can't even believe it, that they let me in. I can't believe they let me in the building.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, definitely, dude. I mean, yeah, cause you got a unique look, you know? Oh yeah. Yeah. You look like a Christmas ornament that Jelly Roll would have, you know? Did I tell you?

I didn't tell you. And that's why I say that in the most loving way. Oh, absolutely. I love it, I love it. I was driving to the stadium and some dude was like, Jelly Roll! I had the window open I was like what Have you met jelly? Oh, yeah, best in the fucking world

He's the best and he has so many feelings in him, dude My favorites when jelly roll wins an award he gets up there and he's like I want to say to everybody Right now or somebody out there Who's got no arms and no legs living under a bridge? And I want to tell you in two short months you can be winning a somebody out there who's got no arms and no legs living under a bridge. And I want to tell you in two short months, you can be winning a CMAO. And fucking everybody's just bawling. He'd be a great W.W.E. Oh, he just, oh, he would.

Oh, he just did W.W.E. No, he did not. Yes, he did. Pull it up. Oh my God. Jelly roll on him, brother. He put the double eclair on somebody That was his finishing move. I think the double eclair or I think it was like the dirty

Put something on somebody He put the fucking crispy bear claw on somebody I think Yeah, fine. He's got Randy Orton. Just pull up a video if you can of jelly roll in the WWE. Oh my wrestling Just pull up a video if you can of jelly rolling the WWE. Oh my god. Wrestling. Defeat Dirty Dom in the Judgment Day? Oh, he'll put him in the dirty aquarium. Randy Orton as a kid I never got, but now I'm older and I'm like, he's so cool, man.

Oh, he's just ADHD as if he made a living. There's Jelly right there. What? Yeah! Look at the crowd going crazy, boy. Damn good. That's a good push. Jelly put it on him, boy.

He'll put him in that crispy wheelchair. Jelly pool. Oof. He's got a nice mullet too, that guy. Uh-oh. Jelly rolling Orton. All right, moveton art move it forward. I like that Cuz it gets good. He's getting the ring. Yeah. Oh, that's the Narcan yam. I think jelly roll fucking

Oh, I thought he hit the guy there was no part we hit him with that he that's the double e clear go to them There was no part where he hit him? That's the double E clear. Go to the man. Oh that's Jelly and MGK right there. Look at that. He's got the steel chair! No shit! There he is. It's a lot of standing around waiting

once you- look at this. Oh there's a Miz too. No. Oh! Oh Jelly hit him with the never floss. Freaking- That's a fantasy of mine It's a dirty thing. Really jelly roll. That's a fantasy to hit by a chair by jelly roll. Yes This is where he puts him right here. No way He put him in the fucking crispy yo

He put him in that glucose blender, homie. Fucking crisp, that baby boy. You got a lot of finisher names. I'm just saying. What's your finisher called? He put them in that fucking carb walrus, baby. He fucking put it all in, dude. Jelly on play, dude.

Where's jelly from, dude? Ben? Oh, shit! Yo, that's fire. Antioch baby. He hit him with that fucking Antioch injection right there. That Antioch insulin baby. The Antioch Annihilator. That's fire.

That's awesome. What's your finisher? My finisher would probably be the... I would hold somebody out and cry directly into their eyes. To be honest. That's pretty good. It would be very primordial. I think it would be very, like maybe, there would be ancient poets that would enjoy it.

Everybody else would be like, boo. What's going on? Or I'd just cry in their mouth till they drown. That would be crazy poets that would enjoy it. Everybody else would be like, boo. What's going on? This sucks. Or I'd just cry in their mouth till they drown. That would be crazy. That's hard.

That's hard. What about you, man? What do you think? I don't know. Well, yours is fucking awesome. I don't know if it was awesome, bro. Well, I always had a concept for a wrestler that doesn't touch anybody. He's just telepathic.

So I think my move would be like, grab somebody by the neck from across the ring, slam them that way. And then a string pulls them up. Exactly, exactly. See, but there's no wrestler that does that, I don't think. Gotcha. I think that, exactly.

Well, they put me in the game. In the WWE game? Yes, sir. No way. Do you have a code to get you? I think I'm like five bucks. I don't know how much I am. I'm worth about five bucks.

No, dude, I heard that- Look at this stud, dude. Bert and Ernie's $11, dude. So that seems a little- Wait, you could be Bert and Ernie? Shania Twain is $7, so. Wait, where are you getting that? I'm just saying. Shania Twain would be a killer. That's true. Stomp, stomp. If she gets to use that as her finishing move. Oh, that's you right there. Can we see it again? Yeah, dude, they put

me up in the deal. Look at that. Look at him. He's handsome. Oh, he's very handsome, dude. Yeah, they it was fun. They made me buff my overall 69 That's your overall. Yes, sir. All my stats are maxed out, but my overall still says 69 fair fair fair. Yeah It's pretty cool. I love that. Um, were you a ladies man when you were young or not? Absolutely not really? Um, were you a ladies man when you were young or not? Absolutely not. Really? No, absolutely not Do you remember like the first time you felt like a girl was like interested in you? No Yeah, I was already had like a million bucks And I was like, oh no shit, this is how this works did you really feel that no, yeah, man I remember like I got stood up at homecoming, like all my crushes, like, you know, it never worked out for me.

Really? But I think that worked out for me in the long run. Right. You know, because you could be a kid trying to get some kooch, but I was in my room playing the getooch. Like I'll show it. Yeah, I'll get you one of these days. I'll show you. And then the money came you one of these days. I'll show you.

And then the money came and it was awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that is funny. That's how this works. It is kind of funny. Some of that is how it works. It's like, yeah, if you don't feel some ambiance from women or if you don't feel like seen maybe in the world

or something, then you're like, well, I have to make myself be seen more. You know? Sure, yeah. And so you create more. And that comes, I guess, like, it's kind of a weird way of like, oh, I want to express myself more because I become more introverted learning how to do that. You know what I mean?

Like. So tell me a little bit more. I'm hearing you, but tell me more. So like, I wanted to make music. Right. But the only way to make music is like, to do it. And so I just sat in my room with audacity and played the guitar and wrote songs.

And it's like I want people to hear my music, but the way I do that is learn as much as I can by myself in my room. And then present. Exactly. You know what I mean? It's an interesting thing. Like taking the time to learn a skill or become an outlier, I guess. probably got ten thousand hours behind it, but

You know, it's an interesting thing. Yeah, I think that's something that part of people don't maybe I don't know if they don't realize it But yeah, there's a lot that goes into Being good at something. Yes, sir, you know, or you could just be naturally talented right which fuck those dudes. Yeah, you know, oh Dude, if I saw six of those dudes, dude I'd fucking beat their speed them all I'd beat all six They're naturally talented at fighting. Oh god, I can be a little even worse even worse. I Call the cops dude and the cops would never come but still I would have called them but I'll never say hey I'm gonna call the cops cuz that would end up on

tick-tock. Theovon calls cops on six naturally gifted fighters. So I would just be like hey hold on let me check in with a friend of mine I think they're not feeling well today so I I would like to look like help One can you Can you send them feet pics? I'm going back to this I hate doing well I hate going back to it, but it's just where to go this is where my mind goes Oh, dude, you can text him dude. I you can text 9-1-1 I always I was at the Dustin Poirier max Holloway fight, and I remember texting 9-1-1 I never done it before I was like gonna get beat up. Oh, Holloway fight, and I remember texting 911. I'd never done it before.

I was like, Oh, I said, Dear God, two men are beating the shit out of each other in Atlanta. That's a waste of resources, Theovar. And they wrote back, I'm not even joking, What's good? No, they did not. I swear to- No, they did not. It's that What's good? ATL police.

Yeah. No, they did not. Yeah. And it also, and they had a music, they put a musical gift with it and it was Andre 3000 singing something. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, I think. Dear God, dude. That's not true.

That's a lie. The text isn't. They did not say what's good. They did. Okay. What's good slime. Okay. So they didn't say, I don't remember what's good. They did, okay. That was good slime. Okay, so they didn't say, I don't remember what they said, but they did accept the text. And, but yeah, you can text 911.

All right. I know what I'm doing tonight. It's important to know, man. I didn't know that. You just text 911? Yeah. That's it. Yeah, you can text them like, Hey, I need some help or something.

And then I guess they probably, hopefully would have the location. I don't know if that helps or not. Well, I guess it makes sense, right? Because if you're like in a situation where it's almost like a blink twice, if you need help type deal, you'd be like, oh, I'm gonna. Cause you remember there was a story about a lady saying,

like she was getting abused in her home. And she was like, he was like, order a pizza or whatever. And she like texted 911 and called like, or called it and was like, disguised the call for distress as like ordering a pizza or something. Like, I need to, hey, I need a medium pepperoni. I need four strong pepperonis. I've made that call before. Put a gun and a bayonet on each one, please.

Of the pepperoni. If those pies have gone through boot camp, that would be great as well. These pies carry Glocks. I'd like to know. This is Glock and Spill's pizza. Is this true? Is this, did I make this up or no?

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like to order a pizza. What, you know, probably get banged on, right? You know know he's a stud I need a large pizza two large pizzas medical? no what pepperoni? it's so good it's like fucking so slick yeah it's killer but it makes sense to text 911 it does make sense now that i think about it and it's good for people to know man i think a lot of people probably don't know that

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I go where they tell me. International as well? Probably afterwards, yes, sir. Yeah. Tour is a lot of fun. It's just, you know, I got my two-year-old now, and it's hard being away from home for months, but I love playing music and seeing people sing these songs.

It's so cool, man. You never know if that's like their one thing of the year. You know, and that's why like, I've only missed a handful of shows and that kind of drives me nuts when artists miss shows, you know, and I know there's reasons oftentimes, but it's like, this could be their one thing of the year. And I just wanna go and kick ass for people who,

they're willing to spend their hard earned fuckin' money to come and see this piece of shit. So I'm like, I wanna bust my ass for everyone. So I'm pumped, man, I'm ready to go. And who's gonna be on the tour with you? Do you know? Will it change? What is that like?

That's a great question. Openers right now, we're figuring it out. You're figuring it out? That's the way it goes. What's the process? Just finding who's right, you know? And I'm terrible. I'm much, I'm a procrastinator.

So like, I wait till the last minute to do things, which was the definition of procrastinator, so like, I'd wait till the last minute to do things, which was the definition of procrastinator. I didn't need to say that last part. Some people didn't know. Some people are like, damn, he's a procrastinator, what? Procrastinator. What does that mean, he's been to space? That's my syllable sense. Well, I didn't know you could do that.

Some people think, yeah, like, what do you mean, oh, he's a procra, he dates men? Like, what does it mean, you know? What does this all mean? Yeah, I think some people don't no, dude, he eats mud. I think, yeah, no, I'm glad you sounded it out. Yeah, I had to, absolutely. Yeah, but every school project, it was the night before.

Dude, same. Yeah, yeah. So it's like a school project kind of for me. And there's so many great options, and that's why I just want, you know, that's my excuse, there's so many great options is I just why I just want, you know, that's my excuse. There's so many great options is I just want to make it right, you know. Yeah. And will you, yeah, will you change them up?

Do you think you can alternate some of them? Yeah, that's what we were kind of thinking of is having like, either like local act start, which I love, I love doing that. And then, you know, either like take it in like quadrants or quarters, you know, and have, you know, different artists who are available come out and open up. And I think that's fun, you know,

and that kind of encourages people if they want to, if they love that person to come to a show, even if they don't like me, and maybe then they will. You know what I mean? It's just like, you know, I just want people to have a great time, you know, and just come out and have fun, so. It feels like that, man. I felt like that last night just like, you know, I just want people to have a great time, you know, and just come out and have fun So it feels like that man I felt like that last night like a lot of your energy is very like gratuitous

you're like just thanking people for coming and you know, you feel a lot of like, um, Indebted almost in a way. Absolutely. I there is so it's no judge. It's not like I'm negative Yes, sir, but um, you can feel like oh this guy He really It he feels that we're here. Yes, and that we've come to see him. Yeah, that's like For me, it's I know there's so many Much more talented people like fuck those naturally talented people that are just so awesome at everything, you know, Justin Bieber I'm talking about. Yeah, I'll name them right now

Justin Bieber John Mayer. He's sure Rick Flair. Okay. Okay little Debbie Literally, yeah that cake bitch people call her on reddit and I didn't say it and who else probably oh I didn't say it. And who else, probably? Oh. Oh. Oh. Conor Three. Jesus Christ.

Paddington Bear. Oh, damn, dude. Close. Same. We'll bat him both. Fuck Paddington Bear. Okay. Okay, so Paddington's out.

I love all of you, by the way. I'm just fucking around. Paddington's a fictional character. Jesus isn't. We'll put him in there, so bad things out. I love all of you by the way. I'm just fucking around fictional character Jesus isn't well put him in there. So Jesus is a Biebs is very much real though. Yeah, baby's and Riclair I love both of the both of you so much, but yeah, you know it's like People could be anywhere in the world and it is true Oh, and it is true and they spent their time hanging with me and that means the fucking world to me, you know

I mean, oh, that's what feels the toughest sometimes when you have a show that's kind of you didn't feel like maybe didn't And sometimes it's the acoustics or sometimes it's the way that the venue is shaped. It's like you don't even know That's the toughest thing sometimes. Yeah, you know like the thing like you're playing in a hockey rink You're like, well, this is not even built for this. Right? We're trying to make it this We're all doing our best and And maybe you just feel like, what if they don't know that, you know? Or like, I don't know. And at rehearsals, too, I didn't realize how steep it was.

It's so steep going up. Like where at? Like at the Opry. It's just like there's people all the way up here. And at rehearsals, I didn't even see that. Because that like wasn't lit. My god. Maybe it was lit, and I just wasn't paying attention.

Yeah, maybe you were lit. But I came in and I, yeah, absolutely. Well, absolutely. That's a given. But I walked out and I was like, oh, shit, there's a lot of folks here. This is crazy. I think it seats 5,000 people.

It's so cool. It's so cool, man. It was magical, man. We sat next to, there was a Japanese family. And I'm paraphrasing because they may or may not have been Japanese but they were near Japan or semi near okay and they were in they were enjoying it was unbelievable wow I'm at the Grand Ole Opry yep and I'm with a Japanese family enjoying post-mortem it was awesome

it's pretty cool you can't write it. Yeah. Yeah, what's your kiddo like? I don't know if I. She's a stud. Oh, it's a baby. It's a girl. Oh, sweet.

She's a stud. She was there last night. She was? You saw her. She's about six four. Oh, dang. Just massive. She might've dunked on you.

That's her thing. She loves dunking. Really? That's a big deal? She's like, she's probably two feet tall Oh, yeah, she's so cool, man, like It changes everything. It's so bitchin. Were you there when she was born? I pulled her out of the coochie. No you didn't. They let me bring my katana in. What kind of shoes did you wear? Closed toed, obviously.

I respect you. I I know there's anybody. Closed-toed shoes. I think that's what God wants. Yeah you have to. Well it's like science class because you're figuring this shit out. It's like whenever you had an Erlenmeyer flask or whatever you're like I don't fucking know like what the hell's going on. Closed-toed shoes. First of all anybody. No flammable clothing and hair tied back you know. Anybody that wears open toe shoes to their child's birth is obviously, first of all, a Jimmy Buffett fan. Well, fuck yeah. Well, that's the one exception. I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to his child's birth, I think.

Well, what are you supposed to wear? I don't know what you're supposed to wear. It makes sense to wear like a suit, right? It makes sense to dress up. Yeah, like, mm, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, living on umbilical fluid. I like fucking, yeah.

Living on. Slipping on a pop top. Yeah, that guy was crazy. It makes sense also, it'd be cool to prank the shit out of your kid, doesn't know anything, and just wear full camo. Balaclava, everything, just full real tree, or fucking or fucking multi cam anything and she can't see you. Oh, and you just pull out She's think she's floating. Yeah, and everyone else does too and then years later. There's a game show. It's a big reveal

Exactly or Yeah, you wear camo your whole life. Oh Yes, and then it's like, who is my father? Whoop, there it is. Yeah. There he is, my dad. Or she picks Willie from Duck Dynasty, and you're like, oh damn.

Yeah, cool. Fuck, I wish Willie from, no I don't. I love my dad so much. But if I had two dads, it would be Willie and my dad. And Willie Robertson is so funny, dude. What a stud, man. Bro, he's one of the funniest guys. Yeah, and Si. Uncle's one of the funniest guys. Yeah and sigh

Uncle saw I love that I love that man. I forgot about that show a lot of people that show was huge Huge so crazy Good for them. We're doing duck calls people were Yeah, what's it like? I don't have any children yet I want to have some children I think but I just got to get a wife and stuff and I just been working so much Was it hard to make the choice to have a child? No, I've been horny for a long time Yeah, I've always wanted to be a dad and for a long time I I've always wanted to be a dad. And for a long time, I always told myself,

like when I was younger and going through shit, like coming up when I was 20, 21, 22 and all that, I was like, oh, I need a kid. But that was to like, that's for a selfish reason. It was to feel something that I felt like I was missing. But at one point I was like I was missing. But at one point, I was like, I want to create a fucking awesome life and create life. And whenever I realized that it wasn't for a selfish reason,

then I was like, let's fucking do it. And then I made a baby with my jizz. And it's fucking awesome. It's cool. Is it? It's so cool. Like, oh, I was saying, I pulled her right out. No way you did.

By the head. I did. I got gloved up. And they let you do it? There's not somebody there? Is there a lifeguard or something? Well, I don't know. My doctor was such a baller.

He was? I don't know if it's got to be. Would you meet him on the app or whatever? Yeah, well, she was. What app? I don't know. I'm just joking. The app. It sounds like my doctor was such a baller. I'm like, where did you guys meet? Would you meet him on the app or whatever? Yeah, well she was On wiki feet actually so she had a 4.8 and I was like this is good enough

But you couldn't see it cuz the shoe rule the closed-toed you had to get wear open-toed shoes, but She was like sorry. I'm joking too much. At one time, she looked at me and she goes, scrub up, and I'm like, ah, what? And fucking, I did, and then I grabbed her head, and I like, ah, pulled her out. And so, I'm trying to equate the, how hard did it feel like you had to pull tough? Or was it easy?

You gotta pull hard, scary hard, because babies are really floppy. You know floppy and malleable. Like pure gold. One of the most malleable metals. You can make gold out of anything I've heard. Is that true? I don't know.

I heard that on Joe Rogan podcast. With Alagami. Is that what he said? No, I remember you and him talking about that actually. It's so crazy that it hit my head. What did I say? I don't remember what happened. I just remember remember yeah, you guys were joking around about it. It makes sense. Yeah, it's perfect Well, I did make gold out of anything if you call jizz anything

And if you call your daughter gold That's what I call him. That's her name Yeah, and she's like scrub up and pull her out pulled hard cuz you scared you don't want to break them And it's like that's the thing and where do you pull do you pull from under the arms? Do you write on the head at first? No Like one of those crazy car car car practice My god, you see that one fucking Mortal Kombat fatality. I'm like no way you pay to get fatality by this fucking dude and fucking Encino

Have you seen brother neck magic? No. I don't think I'd like to. Yeah. Brother. Play it. Can you pull up some brother neck magic? Pull up some brother neck magic if you can, real quick.

There you go, let's see that, it might be it. Crazy chiropractic. It just, it sounds like, it sounds like a fucking mixtape from a Crazy chiropractic neck pain and check this is fire how there isn't um Slide on this when does he pull her spine out like with his her skull attached This lady's never gonna be able to read again, dude. Fuck, she's dead. I saw that. Do the one where they put the wakeboarding rope up to the neck or whatever.

That's the crazy one, dude. And I think they do that down in Orlando during the wakeboarding championships or whatever. Yeah, deep Y deep Y strap adjustment. Bro, you've been involved in this. If your kid ends up doing this, that's going to be full circle, bro. Yeah. Get to the big pole at the end where they look at that. Yeah.

Where the lady tells all our secrets right after. Sorry. Lay your head back down. You have like cowboy chiropractors just rope you and fucking and then you're like, alright, you're good. Go home This is insane Okay, obviously so you didn't use this use the hands, huh use my bare hands with gloves nitrile gloves I think there were five five millimeters Okay, okay, so we'll do our 30 second

Yeah, there you go get up to that most replays, oh my god, oh There you do fuck dude, it's a lot more pops. What why so when you get around? What do you guys do then who gets is your arm and is the mom awake during this? Yes, sir. She is, she's full awake. She's not on her phone or anything, is she? She's on Clash of Clans. Like, get this shit out of me. Sorry, man. One day your daughter's gonna watch it. She's like, that guy was an asshole. I need to know, have you ever found any subscriptions that you were still paying for and you didn't realize it?

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You don't have to touch them. Yeah, you can just fucking like that's kind of a thing., I'm surprised no one's done it yet. It'll happen soon, man. Well. It's like Reiki what do they call that stuff Reiki? Yeah that energy healing like if you go to Maui people offer that everybody tried it Have you tried like I'll do Reiki. I'll sell you dope. There's like There's a just a dude by the beach. He's like I'll sell you a bracelet There's a dude by the beach. He's like I'll sell you a bracelet Weed and do some reiki. I'm here right now. You're like he's like for 40 bucks Fuck the pack 40 large. Yeah 40 You're like, I'm in for 44 thousand. Yeah, think of all the Reiki

Yeah, be a lot of Reiki dude,. Um, your single with Morgan already went, it's... It's to the moon, dude. When you sang that last night... I had some hair. It's a lot of words. People loved it. How long did it take to shoot the video? Where did you guys shoot that at? We shot that in a day, um, near Stagecoach. So we were doing Stagecoach the, um, the day after, I think. And Morgan had some time and we had time and we just got together and I think the last time that flag was used was like at Joe Biden's inauguration. That's what they were saying. The flag was huge. I've never seen anything like it.

It was dope. Some of those shots, you can see flagged. It's really cool. Morgan's so funny He's amazing who wrote the song. Did you guys write it together? Did you guys? Yeah, um, we wrote it together We cut another song too. I think I did it. I think I remember doing a verse is one of those long nights, but It was that songs awesome, too. Is it out yet or no? No, sir. Okay I don't know if he's gonna do anything with it, but the song I remember It being awesome Also, I was having a lot of fun. Yeah, but yeah, we were just all together and cheese was there and earn and It was just killer. I love writing songs

Yeah with my buddies and that's like you go and you look at the writers on each of these songs on the record Is because it's not like there's a lot of motherfuckers on every song. And because like, I've never been here. I don't know, like before- To naturally mean. Before months ago, yes sir, yeah. Before like six, seven months ago, like I'd never worked here.

And I didn't know it was like a nine to five kind of deal, but we would go to the studio like 7 PM and stay till like 4 in the morning and we will just hang out and have some beers and smoke and laugh and That's I think like Like I said earlier, you know, that's just how songs get made. You're like, oh, that's a song Let's build around it and then someone comes in with the next line and you're like, oh that's fucking killing and you just keep going And it snowballs into a song. I knew during the pandemic, I remember telling people like, hey, Morgan is the next Elvis Presley.

Like, do you guys realize like, he had a trainer and one of his trainers is now also works security with him. Yes, sir. And so we would go train with the guy and he and I would go out on, I think it was like 17th or 18th street in Nashville and be doing like reps out there and like walking up hills with the weights and stuff. And it was like, now he could never do that. Oh yeah. But then we'd be out there just doing our reps and stuff like that. It

was me, him, sometimes earn and yeah, it was just bring her in out a whole bunch. Huh? But he came out rather love you. Yeah. Came out sparingly, but he came out and uh, yeah. And I was like, I, dude, I was like, I was, I remember telling my friends like he's the next Elvis Presley. Do you think he's the best, that he'll be, go down as like the greatest country artist of all time? I have a little bias. I love Hank Senior.

Hank Senior for me will always be my favorite. Hank and Johnny. And he's definitely the most massive. It's just unprecedented. You know what I mean? And, and I, he has such a great heart, you know. He gets in a little trouble, he's got such a great heart, man, and I love that dude to death, and I don't think that he won't be, you know, the biggest artist of all time, maybe. You know what I mean? Like, it's, like, at the trajectory, it's fucking insane.

It really is insane. Yeah, I mean, every one of his, so many of the songs are, the craziest thing about Morgan, I'll be around Morgan and I'll just start singing one of his songs because it's stuck in my head. And then you feel like a weirdo. But then you're like, oh, I can't sing that song. And then you'll sing another one.

What you gotta do is change the lyrics and then tell him you wrote it. And then he might use it. And then... Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, and then you get songwriting credits. You know what I mean? Look at that shit, man. Morgan Wallen matches Adele and Elvis with Another Week at number one.

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Yeah. I think he has his Trial for it that's throwing that thing off the building or whatever. What's that? What thing? Yeah, we don't have to go into it. I hear there's a sign now. Oh, that says about the chair, that you can't throw a chair? Yeah, it's like, don't even try it, you're not Morgan or something. That's what I heard. Really? That's what I heard? That there's a sign that says don't throw anything off this building

You're not Morgan verbatim is what I heard. I haven't seen it. I haven't been into Eric's bar I think what I would throw off a building dude, you know, oh dude, you know what? I'll throw off a building I would throw a replica of the building off the building So that's fire because if somebody's like hey I just got hit by that building and then the officer would be like, what are you talking about? if somebody's like hey I just got hit by that building and then the officer would be like what are you talking about but Yeah, that's got hit by a really small building of that building and officer be like you're going to jail you're on drugs to the other officer Like I said, there's a random stranger walking on the street and I throw like a Replica of like a I mean like a state Capitol. I'm up there at the top 200 stories up

I throw that bitch okay, and it's a replica of the building that I'm okay It hits somebody like oh shit, dude drop my fucking five guys And they tell the police hey somebody just threw that building at me now. There's a couple things That you can't get in trouble for throwing off of a building. What? If it's a brick building, bricks. Yeah. Cause you'd be like, Oh, it's going down. It's fun. It's like, or it's just age, you know?

And also bird shit. You can throw as much bird shit off of a building as you want. Because who's to prove, who's going to prove it that you did it? Who's going to prove that you did it? Oh, you saying I'm a bird. Oh, you saying I'm throwing bird shit on people down there Prove it. What about the birds exactly? Yeah, what's another thing you could throw off the roof of building? Oh a little meteor Yeah, a little meteor rock a piece of gibbous meteor

Yeah Whatever man free free Morgan dude. Nobody got hit, maybe a free Morgan man. That's all I'm saying dude. Dude, did you ever get to meet like Elvis Presley or anything like that? What? Yep. Did you really? No, I was born in 1995.

Oh. And when was Elvis dead? That's a good question. Have you been to been a Graceland? It's a mate. I jumped in the pool Why why those you let me know? Was it after hours or something was for I think a New Year's thing and He died 77 you're way off the Oval my bad, my bad What's crazy yeah, but like,

we did that deal, I played devil in disguise, and they let me jump in the pool. Wow. It was amazing. I love Elvis Presley. Yeah. It was so cool. It's now or never.

Do, do, do, do. Yeah, his Christmas stuff, man. Dude, the craziest thing about Graceland, I didn't know he's buried there. I didn't know that either. So we're going on the tour and like, this is a lamp and stuff, this way or that, but she used to hug his wife and kiss his mama.

You had a cool tour guide. This guy, he's a pervert. Is there? He said kiss his mama 40 times in a row. And he'd be like, kiss his mama. Like he needs me to kiss his mama. What was his name? Huh?

What was his name? I think his name, it was kind of like this, it was like a redneck, sort of Native American. His name was like Featherbed or something. And he'd be like, kiss his mama. And I'm like, what are you? American these names like feather bed or something and he like Like what he and people There's some old women that are like And like why that guy's lips all what's up with this dude, right?

There you're just stuck with whoever the tour guy is dude. He wasn't even a guide. He was just a guy. He just came. Oh, feather bed. But then we get out the back and like, you guys want to go smoke, you can go out there. So there's people out there and I'm vaping and his grave is right.

I'm like, wait, he's buried here. I did not know that. Yeah, it blew my mind. I didn't know that, yeah. It's a beautiful, beautiful place. And it's like crazy, like, they say, I didn't get to go up in the room, it was late. But they say nothing's been touched in the room, in his bedroom, and like his slippers are still there

and everything like that, crazy. The museum part of it, like where you can go in and see like the books he was reading and everything like that, like the JFK assassination book that he was reading, like that's the last book he was reading, like crazy. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So he was kind of a conspiracy guy.

Yeah, you think? Maybe, maybe that's a conspiracy itself Maybe there is no conspiracy There's like a tour group of four people like what's up with this I like feather bed. He sounds cool He like that kid, he aint mama. I like Featherbed, he sounds cool. He aint woo Featherbed. What was your mom like dude, is your mom a cool lady?

Cause you have a step mom right? Yes sir. And do you have a real mom too? Yes sir. Yeah. Cause some people, I don't know if some people were adopted, I don't know if you had a real mom. Yes sir, yeah.

My mom's name's Nicole. Oh that's a nice name. It's a lovely name, it's my mom's name. Step mom's name is Jody., that's a nice name. It's a lovely name. It's my mom's name. Stepmom's name is Jody. Oh, that's a nice name too. Thank you. It's my stepmom's name. My mom's name's Gina. It's a beautiful name.

You know a name I like? Emmylou. I think that's a pretty name. No? Yeah. You don't like it? No, I did. If you...

I liked it. At first I was like, but then I was like, yeah, I'm elu I like it. What name do you like you for your daughter? I Moira why was a beautiful name? That's a Magic the gathering name. Is it really you play magic together? No, no, no, we play what do we play gin, rummy or whatever. But we never done anything. We've never gotten crazy. That one time my uncle was on weed or whatever and we played it. That was about as magic the gathering as we got.

So it's more just gin. Yeah. Just not as much rummy. Yeah. A lot of gin. Yeah. My ex-girlfriend Megan and me and her family used to play some sort of rummy. You like the name Megan? I do like the name Megan actually. do like the name Megan, actually. It's a little aggressive.

Yeah. But I think sometimes women might need aggression, you know? Sure. So I think, yeah, I like Moira, Megan. I like Moira. You like Em stuff. Emmylou's good, though. I like Em.

That's Em, essentially. Emmylou seems to sound like she's going to be the rogue agent of those three. Yeah, she sounds like a hard ass. Yeah, Amy Lou is gonna be getting. I thought about that last night. I also like the name Lou Ellen. Sounds like an elf name. Like an elf, like a.

From Lord of the Rings. Okay. Right? You could imagine like Aragon going to meet with Lou Ellen. Lou Ellen. Well that's like no country for old men. Maybe at a love's truck stop I think I could imagine. You know? When Aragon goes to the loves. Well, that's like no country for old maybe a loves truck stop I think

When aragon goes to the love Aragon at the map Co is He's gonna pick up some fucking sick shades he just cuts to the he's gotta get a t-shirt the battle of twin towers it just says fucking he's got a t-shirt that says get your motor running on it he's got a big peter belt fucking like fucking

goes fucks up some orcs dude killer i love that we were talking about moms i don't know how that happened i was just curious i didn't know like yeah I was just I guess I was just wondering where do you get your influence to be like I think when I was a kid I was one of my mom to see me you know it made me like wanna I think even at the time if I wasn't like I remember my mom sometimes like if we if we were had misbehaved we have to go downstairs and perform for my mom

so we could get out of punishment, right? And I think a lot of kids have had to do that. Or it's not, it wasn't like a set thing, but it was like, we tried it back, all right, we gotta do something for mom, mom's smart, she's hard working, let's don't waste her time, let's make 120 second play. You know what I'm saying?

It's like Shark Tank. Yeah, it's Shakespeare meets Reservoir Dogs. We're gonna go in there and my two little sisters are like, what's happening? And I'm like, shut up! Rememberize your minds and get the fuck in there, dude. And put the bra on, dude. And they're like, we're children.

And I'm like, it doesn't matter, dude. The rules are the rules. And so we would go in there and we would try to make the play and I would try to be the director and one of the actors and it was just a nightmare, whatever. But sometimes my mom would have so much fun out of it that she would be like, okay, I'll let you watch TV for half an hour.

Or you wouldn't get in trouble. Yeah, like she already forgot. Right, it would be excused. Or sometimes she would say, you guys are the fucking, she's like, this is why I don't go see shows in this area, and you guys need to go to bed. You know. But that was fair, because we were already in trouble. What was your biggest hit, you think? We did this sort of like, it was kind of like Boy Meets World.

Kind of like a Paw Patrol mashup, right? Okay. And it was uh Some people would say it's nothing whatever we Thought so much of it We thought so much of it and one of the animals got fleas. We had a small damnation that got fleas played by my sister and She dies immediately right in the first 40 seconds. Yeah, and then the last hundred and twenty seconds is there's a morning and a small wedding. Yeah.

Okay. It's small, like a small family and friends type of thing. Not like nothing big. Right, to go from death to fucking, yeah. Life. Well, essentially, you know, like the creation of life. Yes. And so stuff like that, yeah.

So I think there was some things my mom appreciated about it. But yeah, I was just wondering like, what was your, like, did you get, like, where do you get your idea that you wanted to be seen in the world? You know? And maybe that never happened to you. Maybe you're just having fun and you're like, I'm having fun. Well, whenever she let me out of, we had a little like two by two kind of room and had all these locks on it. So whenever she sent me a piece of cheese with a Post-It note that said, come on out, I want to hang out, I was like so pumped. You can believe how pumped I was.

Oh, I can imagine. Oh, and that fucking crap single. A raw crap single with the Post-It on the front says, come out. And I was so pumped. No, you know, I don't know. She's always loved me so much. All my parents have, and I'm so lucky to have such supportive parents. And you know, it's awesome too. They got me into music.

Like my mom and my grandma. My grandma would be flipping out, you know, seeing me play the fucking Opry. And my dad, he was a wedding DJ, and he loved metal and hip hop and all that. And it's just everything together gave me the appreciation of just music in general. Like, you know, I'm a believer that, like, you know, it doesn't, everything doesn't need to be super pigeonholed there's fucking beauty and love in every piece of music and that's why you listen to fucking everything and that's the best part about it you know it's just

you know oh I feel like fucking this today I feel like this today you know and it's the best you know I think that's the best thing about being your own DJs you get to like you know I want to play this I want to play this and I'm gonna play this, you know That's what I feel like you are in a lot of ways in some ways I don't mean that in any in any weird way, but I feel like you're you're not America's But you're like that's cool. That's cool. Say that your America's Yeah, I mean you're born the 4th of July. That's true. That's true. How I mean what else are we? born on the 4th of July. That's true. That's true. How I mean, what else are we asking for? What the hell's going on? I'm American. But it's like, I think people find so much joy through you,

you know? Does that feel like a lot of pressure? Cause everybody loves you, you know? Not necessarily true. That's true. You're right. Maybe that's a weird question, man. I'm sorry to say that's kind of weird. What's that? No, not at all and that did but people I Don't know. I think people relate to you for some reason and I don't even know if it's always because of music Yeah, it's just did I think people relate to somebody trying? To be themselves, yes, sir and find themselves through a medium yes, whether it be music or art or dance or affection. I don't know. I guess some of it is judgment. I don't mean it that way. I think it's more

me trying to explore you because I think that it's an interesting thing. Well, no, it's just like, I'm, I think people appreciate and can relate to being yourself. And that's like, that's what everyone wants to do. It's hard for us. It is hard. It's terrible now. You know, it's like, there's so many societal pressures. I don't know.

And then with the, with the pickup of social media and how it just moves at 100 miles a minute. We talked about this a little bit earlier. But it's just 100 miles a minute. And you can't like, you don't have time to, even if you, this is who you are, you're going to, I feel the pressure to go with the next thing. You know what I mean?

It's like, that's why I feel bad, like, for some of these kids that are just, you know, super immersed in social media. And because it's a crazy fucking place. Yeah. And I'm having this, like, debate with myself. It's like, oh, like when do I let my daughter have accounts and shit, and even less like a smartphone.

You know what I mean? I'm happy with her running around with one of those, like what are they called? Like ladybug phones or whatever that has like your mom's number, your dad's number, all this shit. Yeah, I think it's a T-Mobile sidekick or whatever. The alias too or whatever. Or dude, what if your daughter had like one of those CB radios like you actually gave her one

in her crib or whatever or you know or whatever crib she has at two and a half years old if she's still in there and that's fine and I say hey keep Mendel 7 but what if she had in there she just sit in her crib and she's like break her her back. Well, we take certification very seriously. So once she could pass the cert class, then we can get her the CV. I don't want her fucking wild rogue on the airwaves, man. We don't need that. Hey, this is full diaper to gray squirrel.

You remember that song? Full diaper to gray squirrel, come back gray squirrel. Come pick me up, what are you doing? You remember that song? Full diaper to grace squirrel, come back grace squirrel. Come pick me up, what are you doing? You remember that song? I'm great with that. It was about like, Teddy Bear. And it was about this kid and his dad had passed or something and he got ahold of his CB radio and was just like, hey, I want to be a truck driver one day.

I love everything. And then they all come and take him for a ride in their truck and stuff like that. It's a really sweet thing. It was a song? Yes, sir. I would be tempted to call the police or report him at least because I know for a fact he's not certified.

Yeah. So it's a very sweet song. but I don't want to do that, but I have to Hey rules are rules Did you so fucked you're gonna be getting a big fine Rules are rules dude Dude, what do you think if you met an alien, right, what song would you play for them, right? This is a big question.

So say aliens come, we send you to meet them, and they're like, they are- Send me? Huh? Me? Dude, it's out of you, the rock, and probably a diversity hire, okay? Okay.

So, right? Because some people don't consider the rock diverse anymore. So it's yeah, yeah, it's out of you. Show me what you got. Right. So and what song do you play for the aliens? Right? Because it's got to be a banger because if the first one isn't a banger, it's going to be a rap dude. Shit. When them pigs try to spit at you drop it like it's all That's fire. No, that's fire I Think it'd probably be fireball pitbull. Oh

Get him like ready go mr. Thrill the five. No problem. Get him ready to fucking go like hey, all right, let's go How does that song go? fireball Fireball That a dinner a couple months ago and Pitbull plays right and we're standing there in the audience and I think it's me and like you can't play people at dinner Well, Well, that's what I thought and pitbulls on and we're like How do we know this is real people like this could be? 30 pitbulls playing around America right he went to perform There was a it was pitbull pitbull they said was playing but then we looked at the guy

We're like this could be any uber drive. You never get close-up shots of pitbull. That's and he's always got big glasses Yes, he was always like dude. There could be seven pit bulls playing right now. It's just like birds aren't real. Maybe fucking pit bull ain't real. Pit bull ain't real. Maybe is this a good, see about. First of all, this is in, pull up that picture right there in the middle,

right above, right there. This is any Uber driver. I don't see that. Right. And that's me saying it. You don't have to say it. And that's fine, dude. But yeah. Oh no, I don't see these. Do do and that's me saying it. You don't have to say it, and that's fine, dude. But yeah. Oh no, I don't see these.

Do do do do do do. Kind of. Is that Pitbull on the right? Who knows? Maybe, look at that. Nobody knows if it's Pitbull. Is that a mugshot? Wait, go back to this one.

Is that a mugshot? That's a mugshot. Because if that's a mugshot, that's the hardest mugshot of all time. That's not Pitbull. That's Jeff Bezos, of course. Let's see, right there. It could have been anybody.

It could be Pitbull. It could be Wham-a-Ron. How about Jeff Bezos getting down? Look at the heart glasses. Where is he here? What festival is this? He's delivering packages, you feel me? You dig? That's all I'm saying.

That guy, dude, my friend told me that he can bust big loads, dude My buddy told me he's bust fat nuts You're at the Elvis tour and feather bed comes is about Jeff Bezos he's busting fat nuts They call him Jeff Busses. I've been kissing your mother. And this is where I used to kiss his mom. Overnight delivery.

Can't decide what's going on. Can't decide what's going on. Who knows? What is this show about? Jesus Christ, dude. You were saying, I'm so sorry you said exactly let's get back so anyways you got a step mom I like this Jeff Bezos though I'll say well I'll say this the guy's incredible he's obviously incredible businessman well Well, I like this version Oh, yeah, whatever he's up to he's an amazing. I can't even believe Amazon is gonna like It's gonna probably be very dystopian it's gonna be scary I think what does dystopian mean like kind of like Orwellian

Okay, so like foreign mystical spacey Exactly. I I think that's verbatim definition. I just think like it's like very thought-policy. There you go. Okay, here we go. Dystopian relating to or denoting an imagined state of society where there is great suffering or injustice, the dystopian future of a society bereft of reason. And then the noun is a person who imagines or foresees a state or society where there's great suffering or injustice. So it's like, I think with all the drones, like you now,

we were just in San Francisco, and our driver got cut off by a self-driving car. No. And you can't even cuss him out. And how do you go home to your wife after that? Exactly. It's just like, you see the Tim Robinson show? He's so funny, isn't he? He's so funny.

But there's the one where he goes to a magic show with his wife and the magician brings him up on stage and just like makes fun of his suit or whatever. And they go home and his wife's like laying there he embarrassed you and she like they get divorced all the shit because the Magician on stage made fun of his suit and just like made jokes, but yeah, cut off by self-driving car hundred percent and it gets to this point to where it's like all

humanity is lost. And now even with social media, it's like, it's very thought-policy and we police each other. Yeah. Yeah, we've run into the police. Even that, voluntarily. Voluntarily is what we do. And then now everything is heard and seen and everything. So it's just like, I can't tell you how many times I've been on my phone and thought about something. And then the next time I Google something, it comes up. I didn't even say it out loud.

It's just there. Like, I was thinking like, oh, maybe how sick would it be to like jack off on a jet ski in my head? Totally. And I get on Google and it's like wiki feet and then get this jet ski. You know what I mean? It's like fucking crazy. And like how does that even work? Does it just know you so well that it knows what you're gonna think at this moment. It's just going crazy. And it's the biggest company in the world. Amazon. Yeah.

My mom delivers for them. Has she experienced any of that stuff? I mean, she said no, she's nothing, yeah. She hadn't met anyone. Well, it's just like the Roombas and shit. You know what I mean? They scan your whole house. Yeah.

And it is convenient, but convenient's not always the best way. Sorry to cut you off, sorry. No, dude, I'm cutting you off. And it's like, I'm sorry to cut you off, sorry. No, dude, I'm cutting you off. And it's like, I'm sorry to cut you off, but it's okay. It's okay, thank you. Fucker. I'll go.

I'll go. But it's like, yeah, it's, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what we turn into more and more as things get, you know, Bernie Sanders was just on, and he was talking about, and I loved it too. I gotta say that. Yes, sir. I loved, I was loved it too, I gotta say that. Yes sir. I loved, I was a Bernie fan, I'll say it. He seems awesome.

Yeah, and I don't know every one of his policies, but I was a fan of him. He seems like a great guy to crack a beer with or just hang out with. And he comes in and he's like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. And he's got his bag with him and every zipper on the bag is open.

And so immediately I was like, that's me That's my guy every guy work. It's so hard keep going every zipper is open There's visine in one and like a couple masks and the other he pulls a manila folder out. He looks through he's like He puts that down looks at the cookies we got for him not interested I think I think he wanted ginger snaps. We didn't get any. It's an old timey treat. We thought current treats are bad. Yes, sir. And he goes, I'm ready.

And so we start talking, man. And, um, and it was just great. You know, he wanted healthcare for everybody and the things he wants, it's like normal stuff. It's like, you just want people to feel safe and normal. Um, but yeah, I just loved his authenticity. I don't know where this was going. Jesus, I'm an idiot.

It's okay, Theo Von. You're fine to me. Thanks, man. Thanks. I can't believe this is a show. Isn't that wild? I can't believe it. Isn't that wild?

Dude, we tape above my garage. in that wild? I can't believe it in that wild? dude we tape above my garage there are people with lots in different cities or whatever we tape above my garage dude I believe you said top ten in the whole world so just say you need to

just start saying more wild shit you think? yeah just say the most wild thing you can into that camera right now. I'll go to jail, dude, trust me. And just for you sitting in it, you'll go to jail too. Fuck! And I'll say, that's bad. Yeah, like the kisses, money, goodbye.

I'll tell you that. We've gotten wild enough, dude. So the country tour, will there be anything different than your last tour? No, it'll just be tour, new music, right? Tour, new music, yes sir. Lots of fire, I've been, I went and saw George Strait and Chris Stapleton in Utah.

That was awesome. Utah's so great, man. It's amazing. My brother lives right outside of Mount Zion Park. It's amazing, well he's got an awesome spot there. Yeah, we're like 30 minutes outside of Salt Lake. And it's lovely. It's killer.

The whole state is just stunning. It's killer. And there's a sense of freedom. There's a sense of like, I wanna do what I wanna do. That's exactly why I went there. I lived in LA for like five years, and I was like, I can't do it. Like I can't do it anymore.

It's beautiful, but the people there and that's not even LA people it's you know like people who move there and it's just always I felt like this oppressive energy it's always like there's always something to do there's always something someone wants from you and I went and did a show and I met beautiful people in you. And I went and did a show, and I met beautiful people in LA. And I've also met a lot of fucking dickheads. But I did a show in Utah, and I was like, this place fucking rocks.

And so a week later, we got the house, and it was the best decision I've made, you know. I, yeah, some of my best shows that I've had recently were through Idaho and Utah. Idaho probably gets down. Bro, those, dude, I didn't know if they like G-U-N-S over there, dude. Oh, you didn't know?

I didn't know. There's nothing else to do. I was like, who likes guns? Seven people just shot him in the head. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't know. There's nothing else to do. I was like, who likes guns? Seven people just shot him. Single action cold. If I can single action army. Yeah. Cool. Noted. Yeah, man. Yeah. So that was pretty cool. Be funny. Some funny funny man. Oh you tighten up your posture is fucking Yeah, and uh, so that was pretty amazing man It's going there and it's such beautiful country out there and I think a lot more people are like, what are we doing in these cities?

What am I chasing? Yeah, I want to be alive. I want to feel like something important did you feel like as you got more famous that part of you like changed or disappeared? Because when did you start to get popular at? Or let's just say popular, because fame is a weird word. Yeah. What things happened to you? Did you notice anything? Did some of it feel bad?

Yeah, man, I mean, Migos had a song called I'd Rather Be Rich and Famous. Makes a lot of sense. It's just especially whenever you're coming, like the whole music world's so young, it's super easy to just be a fuck up kid, you know what I mean, and not know what the fuck is going on. And it was hard and that's ever since then I've moved to Utah I got rid of my social media I keep way more to myself I don't really go out anymore I just like and you know for a long time I was very sad and I find myself now

getting back into what Is fun to me and what I love doing been a lot of riding a lot of time in the fucking woods I just got a really awesome piece of property where I can just sit and fish and be to myself and I Wondered for the longest time why I was so sad and it was just because I wasn't able to do what I like to do in my current circumstance and I think it's important for anyone who's doing anything to be able to get out and take some time for yourself and for the time, I didn't do that. You know, it was just head down and go, go, go.

But now, taking this time to really just do what I like to do. And I have a daughter, I guess, she's cool. She's fine. So that helped. Yeah. But you really mean that, what you're saying. Yeah, absolutely, man. And I think it's important for everyone

I struggle like I just keep feeling like I need to do more to prove like I don't know what I'm trying to prove things to sometimes yes sir it's like there's this constant like I've had it since I think I was a kid you know like I'm not enough and I just I don't know if it's I'm not enough. That's not the feeling The feeling is like I need to keep I need what else can I do? What's the next I just I have like I Have to do more but it's like what am I trying to appease am I trying that's the thing I struggle with sometimes Sure, and I think in the end later on I've realized I think as an adult It's just this endless feeling of like

I'm not enough. I have to constantly prove myself Yes, sir to you like and in and if I proved myself to you yesterday, that's not enough That's not enough. I have to prove myself again to you today. Yes, and I think it's just this I don't know how that magnet started that Keeps pulling that energy out of me. Well, I think people have the natural inclination to wanna be great, you know? And it's like, even with music, with me,

I can only speak on my behalf. I can't speak on your world at all. But whenever I make a record, I'm already writing new songs. Like I'm like, I've already done these songs, I wanna see what I can do next. I wanna see what I can make next, you know what I mean? It's always like, you wanna create. And we get caught up in this kind of deal

where it's just like, it's just, like I said, everything is so fucking fast. Yeah, now it is. And like you said, I proved myself to you yesterday. Why do I gotta prove myself to you today? And it's nothing is certain and we just wanna be great. I think humans inherently want to be great and be accepted. And let me ask you this, what do you like to do?

What do you like to do when you're not working? You know, honestly, I like to go fishing, man. I like to talk to my brother. I like to think about my friends. I like to pray for my friends and people. Maybe you go be a minister, like a volunteer minister. I was thinking about signing up for the fire department. Okay, hold on. I agree you're still getting people out of fire, but a little different than volunteer ministry, okay? But pulling people out of Hades and pulling people out of a fucking, somebody fucking,

somebody set off a space heater in a Hampton Inn is a little bit different, okay? But I feel you. You understand what I'm saying. 100% brother, praise God, baby. Yeah, one day I think I would like to end up in that, or in some form of like, is there anything from my life that I can share that will help somebody not feel some of the tough parts that I felt? And yes, sir.

Yeah, that's it. And yes sir. Yeah. That's it. Your heart is bigger than your hat, dude. And I can tell that from the first moment I met you, I think we met at Losers the first time. Oh yeah. We were just hanging out. And Ern introduced us, dude.

Yep. And Ern is the glue of this city. Oh my God. Can we go ahead and say that? He knows everybody. It's amazing. He knows everybody and he's just a sweetheart. And he's so funny.

Yeah. And he's so talented. Yes sir. and I hope he feels how much people love him. Yes, sir, because they do Absolutely, and I love that motherfucker too more than life brother. Yeah, I love you do Oh, I have never he's the funniest person. He's a whip dude. He's a whip. It's insane. He's just he's so fast He's fast. I can't even believe it like it's kind of like hanging with John Mayer like whenever you meet John Mayer. It's like Everything you say he has a one-liner in response and it's the coolest thing you've ever heard anyone say earns very much like that I've I'd like he's just he's going going going Oh John's magnificent dude So I went I met John Mayritt probably 17 years ago, right?

And then, uh, seven years later, I saw him at the comedy store. And my, when I met him, I was working as a tour manager for an artist named Josh Kelly, who also came out of, um, Georgia. Um, but anyway, um, uh, he and I met John one night and seven years later I was at the comedy store and I saw John and I said, hey man, I met you. And he goes, I met you at an apartment in New York City seven years ago. And he, he fucking knew. It's insane. And I was like, oh, you're a wizard.

Yeah, he is. He is a wizard. It's crazy, man. And so we went, yeah, we went and saw him recently at the Grateful Dead and Co And how was that show? It was so special man. It was so special My brother's a huge Grateful Dead fan and I love my brother so much. I can't I don't have the words for how much I love my brother. Yes, sir. And and In between the shows his assistant came out and said hey John wants to say hey to you guys so we're walking back and my brother's a huge grateful Ed fan like he's like bought like Jerry's like replica DNA off reddit and shit had some

tough moments but he's a great guy and uh so and my brother's like looking at all the dressing rooms like shit you don't do like you know you're walking that you don't fucking you know my brother's like looking at like the uh you know he's looking at like the coffee tray and just what's going you know you're walking back, you don't fucking, you know, my brother's like looking at like the, he's looking at like the coffee tray and just, what's going on? You know, he sees Bob Weir's dress, and he introduces himself to his security guard. You know, it's sweet, you know, it's cool.

Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, it was awesome. And then we got to go in and talk to John, and I literally just sat there while they talked about Grateful Dead. Yeah. And that moment right there was the highlight of my life. Yeah, and I can tell you love your brother, dude.

Like so much, just basically, you sit there because to be 100% candid with you, I could not name one Grateful Dead song. Yeah. And for you to sit there and talk about the Grateful Dead. Oh, I love it. That's amazing. It meant so much to me because I just knew, and they're both, and my brother is very articulate and extremely smart,

especially when it comes to like child development and stuff and so and I knew that in a weird way his intellect and John's would be cool and it was just nice but it was nice that John and welcome us anyway it was a great show I'm kind of bragging there but but that was like a cool moment you know and the other day I was texting my brother and he's like yeah he's like hey you know John I like it was cool that John just let us have a regular conversation with him and I was like my brother and he's like, yeah, he's like, hey, you know John I like it was cool that John just let us Have a regular conversation. Yeah, I was like, yeah, it was really he's a stud man much like earn That's I get the same kind of deal. Oh you do. Yeah, I get the same kind of deal. I think so Yeah, just smart man. I'm so good. I mean he yeah, it's crazy. I

He makes me laugh. I'm like, how do I laugh? I gotta talk to him. Yeah. He's a killer. Yeah. He's a killer. And you know- Did he work on a new,

is he on one of your new songs? Yeah, we did a song together. He wrote a bunch on the record and he's just like, dude, he's on top of it. I can't even believe it. I'm honored to work with that young man. And he's just a great heart.

It was him and Chuck. Through them I met everyone here, and it's a great spot right here, man. I just can't believe it. Yeah, what's the time in Nashville been like? So it's been what, five or six months you've been here? Yes, sir. Yeah, five or six months, or maybe a little more I think. Did you buy a house here? No, sir. I want one. It's just so damn expensive It's pricey. It is it is for fancy house Whatever, you know, if you get a new spot, I'll move in with you. I'm moving in the garage. Yeah, come on in I'm pretty low. I need some help. Yeah I can't swing the Nashville deal.

But I'm looking for spots. I'd like a spot out here because every time we come out here, we stay at the hotel or Airbnb. And the folks at the hotel are so sweet. And they take such great care of me. But I just need a little more room. So we started Airbnb in a little bit, because we have the baby out and all that stuff.

And then I was like, well, we'll get a spot. So we started looking. And stuff that I'm looking at, I'm like, Jesus Christ. It's crazy. It is wild. Yeah, it is wild. We looked at the same house. I remember the house.

We did? Yeah. You looked at it too, huh? I looked at it on the internet. Oh, you looked. You didn't go visit? I didn't go. I didn't go. I went it on the internet. Oh, you looked, you didn't go visit? I didn't go. I didn't go. I went in person. I went three times.

Yeah, I didn't go. It's so hard for me to get something that's fancy. You deserve it. Thanks, man. Well, all you need to do is start doing like those, you do the youth pastor stuff, but you do it like this big stadium deal, like the guy, what's the guy's name? Who's like, who's the, I don't want to be in an airplane with a bunch of demons, so I bought me a private jet.

You know who I'm talking about? Yeah, bring that guy up. Yeah, that dude's awesome. That dude's out of control. He's out of control. And so, but no judgment here, let's bring this fella up. Benny. I'm not a devout believer in Kenneth Copeland

I'll say that okay, and he knows who we're talking about. They can't at Copeland. That's what it is. I Don't want to be a God gave me an airplane Why you don't want to fly commercial? Why have you said that you won't fly commercial you said that it's like getting into a tube with a bunny look evil Why do you he's got like the classic villain? Chuck Schumer not the people the main reason is because of the need

If if I flew commercial I'd have to stop 65% of what I'm doing That's really me. Isn't it true that you want to fly commercial so that you can fly in luxury How much money did you pay for Tyler Perry's Gulfstream jet, for example? Well, for example, that's really none of your business, but that's the business of your donors. Listen, good question. Hey, big slap back right there. He kind of caught me off guard here. To's hard. That's hard. To catch your breath and have a conversation. We don't want to catch you off guard.

Really? He is a real man. Yeah, he is. Hey, you listen to me. My wife thinks Inside Edition is...oh yeah. Yes. You might be rolling too. Again, getting back to the comments. You said that you don't like to fly for the Lord because you don't want to get

Bunch of demons. Do you really believe that human beings are demons? No, I do not and don't you ever say I did It hurts it hurts. We wrestle not with flesh and blood But principalities and can you explain what you meant by that? By that term then? Just to- Isn't that wild? It's wild. And what state is he from?

He's not from Utah! If he's from Utah or Louisiana, we're f- Oh, he's from Newark, Texas. Ah, fuck! And that's where you grew up. He grew up in Texas. I get- I mean, I guess. He's fuck! And that's Perry. And that's who you grew up. Yeah, yeah, okay. You grew up in Texas, man. I guess, I mean, I guess. He's fine, I guess, now.

He's from Lubbock! No shit, that's crazy! That's wild. Hey, neighbor. That's wild. Did you, yeah, what were some of your, what were some of the music you grew up listening to in Texas, man?

Fuck. Or what was some music that kinda first influenced you? Like, for me, I had a lot, I mean, John Michael Montgomery to see you play with him the other night so cool Bro that we loved listening to him we loved listening to Clint black we love listening to Garth Brooks. We loved listening to little Wayne. We love listening to the hot boys the hot buzz you know you know, my, yeah buddy. Those are some of the musicians of like,

no doubt, like shit like that, you know, Jewel. Everything, everything. That's like, I remember my dad had this, the big ass iPod that was like 100, or 360 gigs, you remember the big blocks? And I would steal it, I was like, hey, can I use your iPod tonight? And it was everything it was like Megadeth fucking

the blueprint fucking The Garth Brooks my mom Fucking Laine Staley is a killer. Yeah. yeah fucking killer did What is that one I think it's the same song But yeah, I think, yeah. It's almost unrecognizable. No, it's just everything, man. And I grew up in a, like, young thug for me

is my favorite lyricist and melody maker, like, of all fucking time. Like, I remember when he, like the first song I heard was that it was him and Pee Wee Longway. It's a song called Loaded. And I was like, what the fuck? These melodies, like insane. Like he goes to such crazy fucking places that,

for Young Thug by the way, he goes to such crazy fucking places where you, the natural mind, like my melody mind doesn't go, he like, I would go down one place and he would go like two octaves up and I was like what the fuck dude this is mine and so fun to listen to, like so fucking cool and like a lot of it like growing up was, in my early teens and everything was Thug and like Rocky and George Strait, fucking Hank Senior, Alan, Megadeth, Metallica, fucking Anthrax.

Just fucking everything. Oh yeah, you're a kid. And even a little dubstep. I don't listen to dubstep now, but I did. Like a little flux pavilion just a pepper but did there's so much fucking cool shit going on at any and that's the problem too like I remember like SoundCloud just first started and I was maybe one of the first

Artists to really like blow up strictly on SoundCloud Really? I don't even know that SoundCloud. I think it was like 2013 SoundCloud was Going and I think 20 out of here, dude. I can't remember anything. I have such a Dory brain, but I can't, dude, I can't remember anything. I have such a dory brain. But, yeah, and it's so hard now, I feel like for new artists, because of the volume of music that's getting put out,

which is a fucking amazing thing. Oh, 2007, I was way off. But that's when it started. It was really popping. Right. It really popped. Things that start, that means they open their doors. Yes, sir.

Probably took five years to get going. Type in, when did SoundCloud really start popping? 2017. Like 2017, look at that. Chance the Rapper, Post Malone, Odd Future. Oh, you're on that list. Yeah, see, I'm on the list out of three. There you go.

Isn't that cool? Yeah, see, I'm on the list. Out of three. There you go. Isn't that cool? Yeah, it's super cool, man. But yeah, it's hard now to get discovered, especially. Well, it might be. It's either easier or real hard, because you can do something that really just tricks the algorithm and saying people get viral, super viral moments. But songs don't have to be viral to be awesome and we miss out

I feel like I'm so many like artists that Never You know so many talented people that never never that never get the algorithm going for them But they're fucking killer and that's like the hard part is the volume of stuff. And I'm a big advocate. The first recording software I got, I think making music should be as cheap as it possibly can and you can get your ideas out.

I use a free recording software. I had a $200 guitar. I had a $100 mic. And I would sit in my room and fucking make these songs. I love that concept. But it's hard now because, like I said, it's so fast. And songs are viral for a couple days, and then you don't hear much after that.

You know what I mean? And that's like- Or a train comes through and takes you. But that's what people are like, let's make something that goes viral. I just like, I want people to fucking express themselves the way that it is. And if you work super fucking hard and you go,

like I'm the luckiest dude in the world. I went viral. Like that, White Iverson went viral. And that was because of Fat Man Key and he's fucking amazing. Amazing. But also feel like you were sharing yourself, honestly. Yes, sir Absolutely, and that's like and I think there's so many artists out there that I want to do something in the future where Like audacity that free recording program. Oh, yeah, most amazing thing of all it's free It's free. That's the only editor

I know how to use it amazing if our shit's bonk in the middle and I don't be up on the ass It's amazing and it's free and it has been free. Thank you. I'd even do yeah. Thank you audacity Isn't that fucking it really was cool? Yeah, I didn't think about that I never even thought to thank them because yeah, I'd be up in the middle of the night a podcast episode something be wrong Yeah, like we got to fix it. Boom. I'll use audacity. You know?

Um, yeah, I think, you know, I think express trying to be real to yourself. What makes you fucking feel? What makes you hurt or what makes you want? What makes you angry or what makes you, you know, what makes you uncertain, you know, like if you can find a feeling and attach your art to it, I think that that, I just, I don't believe that we can't see authenticity. Yes sir. When we see it. Yes sir. I don't believe that. I know there's hooks and you can get hooked, you know, you can get hooked on the hooks, you know, but I feel like authenticity,

you can never lose by just trying. You're not making it just to make it, you're making it because you love it. Right, well, that's one thing Bernie Sanders said. I said, well, what would you say to a young politician who wants to be, someone young who wants to affect culture the same way you did in the 70s when you decided to become a politician?

He said- Me? No, not you. Oh, that explains the Elvis question. You're talking about Ghost Malone, dude. But no, no, no. He said, I said, Bernie, if you had to say to something to a young person who was the same as you in 1970 or 1968 who wanted to affect change, right? He really wanted to have a, you know, who believed that I'm a human that can have an effect on the world. Right.

He said, um, do it because of what your purpose is, not because you want to get elected. Like you don't have to get elected anymore to serve your purpose. Right. You can serve your purpose because of social media and because of, um, uh, the internet these days, just be as much as if you got elected, if you were elected. Yes, sir. So, and I, that was pretty interesting to me.

It was like, yeah, find the new road. You know, like just like even with sound cloud, it's like finding, like, yeah, if you couldn't get a deal, if there wasn't a deal, somebody handing you a deal. That's like find the new road. Find the SoundCloud, go independent, and it's such a cool thing to see like independent artists and fucking them doing all the shit by themselves.

Like printing the records, putting it up on DSPs, you know, all this stuff. It's so cool. That's that's why like, I think I was saying too, I want to give like down the road whenever, you know, there's more time and I'm not so selfish and self-focused. Well, and I got my family too, so I'm working hard for that. But it's OK. I feel you, man. It's like you get going in your own dream and your own dream takes off. And then it's's like how quick do you feel? like I need to start to

Turn around and figure out help and when yeah And when can you help others and that's like the most important thing for me is either you do it with music Help people, you know through hard times or help them get through a tough week or whatever But I want to make it bigger and help you know artists Really get a fucking spot and showcase talent. Because there's so much that doesn't get, you know. Like, it's cool. I'm excited, you know, and I'm about 30 years old.

I'm 29, but tomorrow, or not tomorrow, but next year I'll be 30 and I'm like, I don't have it in me anymore, you know, I'm figuring it out. I'm like, my back hurts, you know, whenever your knees click whenever you stand up Oh, it's a scary state. Yeah, man Did I went to an audition one time and like alright do the part and I started reading and I like pointed and you could Hear is a quiet room. You could your elbow go

Here my elbow click so much. It was like somebody loaded a shotgun. And you saw like this. The chiropractor. There was one key girl in the room. She'd like immediately got her phone out. It was like, you could just tell. That was not that bad. Bro, it was bad. Everybody came, even I, you could see in my eyes.

One of my eyes was like, I'm going home. We'll just let the other one work. You know, I, I caught him earlier than he did. You could see fucking my hole. You could just see things change, you know, but, um, but it is wild. Yeah. But it is also wild. And also you want to get to a place in your life.

Uh, when it comes to like giving back where you know what you want to give back to you, like that's the craziest thing. It's like, I've been in discussions with like about a year and a half with, uh, an attorney about starting a foundation and like, well, what do you want to your foundation to be you can't just make a foundation? And it's blind you like the government you have to make it very specific And so there's all these certain things and so you have to figure that out and you don't want to just be blind You want to do something you care about because otherwise then you're supporting something. You don't even really care about your passions Not gonna be in it

Can I 10-1? Yeah, all right. Let me 10-1 you got in it. Um, can I 10 one? Yeah. All right. Let me 10 one. You got to pee. Yes, sir. You can kill the balcony. That's not true. Yeah, it is, dude.

Dude, I'm putting this Elmer foot head on dude. Brandless. That's bad. Hold on. Look like a referee at a fricking, uh, that's horrible too. That's not horrible. Why are you too hard on yourself? Dude, I'm so hard on myself. Why are you too hard on yourself?

Dude, I'm so hard on myself. Why? Why? I don't know why. I think, man, this is a great question. Let me think about it real quick. And let me seriously think about it.

Why am I so hard on myself? I think there's a constant feeling of like, I think, you know, I think it comes from when I was a kid, I have to be enough for you to see me. So how do I make myself enough or okay where you'll see me, you know? I see you and you're a stud and I love you. You're a killer.

Thanks. And there's so many people out there that think the same. The hat did suck though. Yeah, all right. You're amazing, Theravod. Thanks, dude. Yeah. No, not at all.

Yeah, I don't know why. It's just so crazy that it doesn't get built into me, man. Thank you, dude. That's sweet of you to say. No, dude, come on. No, it's just sweet of you to say, man. Yeah, it's like, I hate that. I hate that I'm always having a like

You know after a while it gets you know Take him out. Do I look okay? Do I seem okay? Do I like I just want to fuck it? I'm just tired of the fight You know and the fight is just against me. That's it's like the same thing. You're saying it's like So I'm not getting in I'm not getting into self-pity mode here. I'm just looking at it You know, sir. I want people to know that cuz I'm you know, sometimes we can get into self-pity I got to be careful there. Yes, you know, I don't want to get into self-pity, but it's like yeah Why is that you know, but even thinking about it like this is kind of helpful, you know, so thanks man

No, thank you, Theo and dude this shit that you do and how many? lives you brighten every day just by being your fucking self and doing this show and it helps so many people. It's fucking bitching, to put it mildly. Yeah. It's bitching, dude. You're such a bitching dude. Right on.

You're such a bitching dude. It seems almost a little femme, okay? No, yeah. It is, that's okay. High femme, high femme. High femme, yeah, it's high femme. Thanks, dude. You got it.

Thanks, bro. Thank you, man. Yeah, I wish I could thank, you know, I think it was just so hard when I was a kid, it was so hard to feel highly of myself, you know? It was like I just like I don't know I felt like I just wasn't worth a lot you know Theo Von no shade bro. Quit it brother. Sorry. No cap. Quit it. You son of a bitch. Thanks bro I'm not trying to be weird. No you're not being weird. You feel like I'm not flirting with you. You don't feel like that do you? You are cute. Take the hat off. Hold on, dude. Look, I kissed your brother. This is where Diopon used to kiss his mama.

No, I don't know. Yeah, just, I don't know. Sometimes that old shit fucking comes up, you know? No, absolutely. And I wanna respect it, cause that's the old kid's feelings. But also, yeah, I wanna let that kid know the same things you say, that like,

you know, I'm a deserving person, and I'm a good person and then it's okay. You are, dude. Like, that's why I asked earlier. Like, I get the idea, well, I can, you know, we've met times before, but today I feel like take some time to do fucking Theo shit Dude take that you deserve it more than more than you know I think and that's like a really fucking cool thing. You are such a good person and Thanks, bro. I'm just honored to know you and you fucking kick ass you too, man. You kick ass dude

Thanks for talking to me about that stuff. I know it's not always easy to talk about and I didn't mean to push it on you. No, I don't feel like you did, man. It's something a lot of the listeners of this show think about a lot. We talk about that stuff a lot. It's like, yeah, how we we feel our relationship to ourselves, that

kind of shit, you know? It's important. It is important. And it gets overlooked. Yeah. I mean, I can't believe it's not a class in school. Like, Hey, how do you feel about yourself? Like fuck dude. I'd have wrote 70 essays on that. Yeah, it's easy. Oh, that's a F. Yeah. Fucking right. Yeah. Right. This is you don't know motherfucker Yeah, it's crazy. There's not a world of a little bit more a world of emotional intelligence Yes, sir. Like when we grow up. Yes, sir, because it would help people so much Absolutely, but thanks bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, like I feel yeah most of the time I feel great You know and dude the past few years have just been so good

It's like going through like so much therapy and I've done ayahuasca treatments and i've done i've been in 12 step recovery like yes sir 95 percent of the last 10 years and so um You know all of that whole universe has been great. Um And you're fucking killing it dude. Are you you like?, like... Yeah, look, dude, you're here today. I made it. You got me, dude. You got me and Bernie. Yeah.

Dude, could I ask for two more sweethearts? If I had a Valentine's when I was a kid, I would have picked a woman, but instead, I got you and Bernie, and I'll take it, bro. Well, double Valentine's's very progressive. Yeah um polyamorous Valentine Fucking good band name. It doesn't you have polyamorous Valentine? Yeah, that's cool

Did you ever have you seen all the Halloween costumes of you you ever see you do the cool a cool story about Halloween I don't know if I've told this before. Yeah, tell it, man. We were in, on Bourbon Street, in the Big Easy. Oh yeah, New Orleans, man. I'm from Covington, Louisiana, so close. And I love it there, by the way.

It's like the dopest place. But we went on Halloween. Oh, it's a great place to go missing. Oh, it's the best. We went on Halloween, and, it's a great place to go missing. Oh, it's the best. We went on Halloween and people thought I was a costume and didn't get stopped once. They're like, sick costume, dude. I'm like, thanks, man. It didn't get stopped once. These, I know I love this. Like, dude, it's so cool to see. I don't know why babies dress up as me so much. I don't know why my music is so big to the three and under demographic. Is that true? It is, look at all these babies.

Pull up Post Malone babies. Oh my God. And that one has a cigarette. Bring up Post Malone babies, dude. Costume. I'm trying, dude. See, look, baby. Baby costume.

Hey, Theo. Hold on. Zoom in on it. It's coming around. What the fuck is this? It's coming out. Hold on. Bring this up, dude.

This kid looks like somebody Gypsy Rose would date. What's that lady's name? Gypsy Rose. Is her name Gypsy Rose? Who's that? Yeah, that looks like somebody Gypsy Rose is probably gonna leave prison for Gypsy Rose Blanchard, beautiful lady. What'd she do? From Louisiana. Well, who knows what she did. But she is okay with meeting men outside of prison. Pull back, go to the damn, go to the babies. Oh my God. Who the fuck? Pull that back up, dude. Come on.

The baby would look normal. Bro, this baby. I'm not convinced those aren't prosthetic feet though. No joke. I'm not gonna even be a joke. And this is no shade. This looks like Travis Tritt's son. Bring up Tristan Tritt.

Oh God, I got it. He's gonna kill me for this, dude. Tristan, I love you. I love Trim. And your sister. And your father. Bring up Tristan Tritt. Okay. I don't see it. But hold on. No. Put it together for me right now. You don't see it? Bro, you are an artist and you don't see it. I've been kissing your mother

See it white boy Of Tristan Trent beautiful young man Travis Tritt son talented musician We need long hair. Just do your best real quick and put it together. We'll put it together then and we'll come back to it, dude. What is that one right there? Wait, go back to that real quick, sir. Yeah, click on that. Go down.

What is that third image? What is that? What does that say? Why do you draw on your eye? The concept gives me nightmares? Congratulations, what does that mean? I don't know it looks very Vincent van. That's actually on her face. That's like her eye right there No, it is not wait. That's Photoshop. That's her eyelash and that's her eyebrow. That's Photoshop Yo, it's a drawing. It's makeup. That's cool. That's cool. Interesting placement.

Dude, I couldn't even figure that out. That's dark magic. I thought it was, yeah, I thought it was, that's cool. Dude, that's, yeah, that's why I'm driving to the city. That's you stepping out. Who's on the other eye? That's dark magic, huh? Who's on the other eye? Probably Dennis Rodman. Cool. The other, hold on, the other Post post-malone oh it comes out of the beard. Yes your beard. All right, I get it I understand that What are the different Malone's I've seen I've seen coast Malone. Have you ever seen that one? No, sir Is it like a seashore? It's like yeah, uh CDC Coast Malone

Let's not avoid the Theo von baby Halloween costumes. That's good. That's apocalyptic almost. Coast Malone is good. Hit the ones on the mountains right there on the fourth one. I don't see why not. Look, I agree. Well, you just got to get enough land then you could carve it yourself. Oh, Dermot Kennedy's coming on, dude. He'd love to do it, dude. He's an Irish lad. Yeah, we had Coast Malone. Who else do we have?

We had... Ghost Malone's classic. Ghost Malone is classic. Yeah. Oh, Toast Malone. This one's good. Toast Malone is good. I like the fourth one.

Yeah, pull out the fourth one right here. Yeah, that's my favorite. Oh, my. That is enjoying the roast Malone That's just a white guy at a chevron Okay, pull up a more bring up What else we have roast Malone bring up roast Malone. Roast Malone's good. Roast Malone is good.

Oh, it's good. It's good. Imagine selling, it's like the Jesus on a cracker or whatever. Jesus on a toast or whatever. Yeah. That'd go for some money. That's terrifying. Yeah.

You don't want to cut into your Christmas ham and fucking. Uh, most Malone is good. What's that? It's just a picture of jelly roll. Sorry. And that's an old joke. And if I go to hell for that, that's on me. And that's a, that's, it's a cheap joke, jelly roll.

And I will say that. What a low blow you cocksucker. That is a low blow, but I'll say that it's a low blow to a high guy. And I believe that I can apologize to him. He's the best. Dude, those are the most Malones I've ever seen. That's the most Malone. That's the most Malone. Is there something, when you think about your career,

you've had a storied career. Sure. And thank you for it, man. Thank you for just taking us like, you feel like a concierge that takes us through different universes. And I appreciate that, man. That's the kind of thing to say.

Well, it's important, because a lot of artists, it's like, their wheelhouse is, it's not limited, but it's like, it's not as multifaceted, you know? And I appreciate that, because people are multifaceted. Absolutely. You know, there's a lot to people. And yeah, it's just good to see that.

It's good to see you share like vibrant sides, thoughtful sides, introspective sides, like angry sides, vibey sides. It's just cool to see you share the different sides, thoughtful sides, introspective sides, like angry sides, vibey sides. It's just cool to see you share the different sides, man. You know, I think that's the new wave of what a lot of people want to see about, of artists. Yes, sir. Because it's not that you love the music as much anymore. For me anyway, maybe.

Sure. And I'm speaking for myself. Sure. You like the artist. Sure. And I'm speaking for myself. Sure. You like the artist. Sure. And I think that says a lot. For me, it's the perfect marriage of those two. You know, like, I can't tell you how many times, like, I've seen someone, I'm like, that dude.

Well, this is a bad example. Christoph Waltz, right? One of the greatest actors of all time. Christopher Walken? Christoph Waltz. Sorry. He's German. Yeah, pull him up.

You'll know him if you see him. I believe in him. I do see him. Krustyf. Krustyf Waltz. Crazy paper airplane throw. I like the Google searches. Hey, people don't need to finish school to work here.

Christoph Waltz. Oh, Christoph Waltz. Yeah, beautiful guy. You know him. He was in Django. He was in The Inglorious Bastard. Yeah. People need to finish school to work here Christoph Walt You know him he was in Django he was in the glorious bastards beautiful guy, but Even if he wasn't one of the best actors of all time He seems so fucking cool. He seems like a great dude. He's got a great smile and a nice German accent kind of up here and I'd like, he's just so trill.

I haven't said trill in a night. I don't throw that term around loosely. No one said it in a decade. Okay, he seems super trill and boss. Zom. Oh, breaking up a bottle of trills, like breaking up a fine wine. Yeah, I just cracked it. Post, you just opened up a trill.

He just opened the 2010 trill. Somebody called Bieber, dude. We're having a night. Being who you are and being kind to people and just doing your best to be kind to people is the kind of vibe I get from him and the vibe I get from you. You could be shit, but you're gonna win because you are a kind, kind person. So that's... Thanks, man. I guess that's what I'm saying. I don't know how Christoph Waltz got brought in, but I love you Christoph Waltz.

Amen. And I love you, Theobald. No, I'm glad you did this. What's that? I love you, Theobald. Oh, thanks, bro. I appreciate it. I love you too, man.

I thought I was gonna get the me too on that one. I love cake. I've enjoyed, I've enjoyed listening to love you too, man. I thought I was going to get the me too on that one. I love cake. I've enjoyed listening to your music over the years. I've enjoyed seeing you being like, you know, I feel like when I see you, sometimes you're a reflection of the better parts of myself and others. And so I see you and it reminds me to smile about where I'm at. And I think that's a nice thing.

And there's a lot of people that do that, but you were one of the people in the limelight that do that. And yeah, I've loved listening to the songs I've heard in your new album so far. The ones with Morgan, Luke Combs, Laney, Blake Shelton. And I think it's the only four I've listened to so far. But I'm looking forward to listening to more of them. It's out now.

Fuck yeah. Yeah. There's a bonus track out now. Is there? That's what I heard. And if there isn't, we'll take that out. But Post Malone, thank you so much, man. Thank you, Phil. Thanks for spending time with with me and thank you for spending time with humanity.

I think it's important that we have people like you in the world. Well thank you for having me on and I'm so honored to be here and everyone has been so kind to me and you're the shit and thank you. Thanks so much bro. I love you bro. Thank you Thiavon. I love you too and I love you too Theovon. I love you, too. And I love you, too. And just keep being yourself.

Keep being awesome. And don't be a dick. I love you. Have a great night. Be good to yourselves, baby gang. Now I'm just floating on the breeze. And I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone.

Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it in my bones