This Past Weekend - Frovember | This Past Weekend #242

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

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today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza gray block pizza it's that pizzeria that makes you really smile and if you had it if you have it in your mouth you just know you're really gonna fall in love with yourself gray block pizza get that hitter what's up you little drastic rascals huh what's going on with you you little November timbers it's time to chop down all the bullshit and fall into the end of the year you got me the holidays are coming you can hear Santa on the out there listen outside your window what is that what do you think it is huh you think that's a couple homeless fighting over a

um a Dura log nope one of them Dura flame logs like I heard in Cleveland nope listen outside your window put your ear up to the ground what is that a horse hoof nope that's a deer it's time baby the holidays are zooming towards tore up tore us like a meteorite that's right baby like a meteorite like a meteor wrong wouldn't that be crazy if they had a meteor wrong and it's like uh it's like oh hey I just thought I was supposed to be a meteorite but uh you know I messed up or he like doesn't do well on his tests or whatever but on like his space tests anyway um speaking of space let's get into with this man right

here welcome to this past weekend a little bit of stevy starlight me how you're gonna mount it set me free just don't say goodbye love this it's you and me enjoy the destination fantasy painted on the wall stevy starlight come over it's never too late to come over time slips away from you and me now so don't hesitate to come over why must we wait when we're alive why must we wait when we're alive stevy hits it on the head he hits it on the head right

there and he's he puts the hammer on the head dude he's that bowl in your skull right there he really it's just that farm animal that runs right in your brain with that fact that skull bowl he said hey why must we wait when we're alive happy November or Bro Vember whatever it is there's too many it's like oh it's ho Vember some girls like oh I'm you know I'm doing sex with everyone this time like what what are you talking about mom you know or somebody's like oh yeah dude it's crow Vember you know I'm only on buying a couple of buzzards you know I'm getting I'm buying a crow from the pet shop you

ain't doing shit brah and they're like yeah I'm doing it for like leprosy or some kind of you know there's just too many things now it's like oh it's um you know it's uh it's um it's fro Vember and I'm gonna grow out my you know I'm gonna grow up my fro or I'm gonna grow up my letter you know if you're white you only can do a fro around your peeing around your wiener around your kind of thighs or something or a lot of men get that rear butt fro at at the baseline of each butt cheek they'll have a strong real isthmus of hair right there and you could because sometimes you'll see a man at the gym or something and I don't see

a lot of those men because I don't look at them but every now and then you know my phone will run out of power and so I have to look at other stuff in the gym and you'll see a man in there whose backside is all wet and he have a lot of it almost looks like his butt looks like two closed eyes and the there's a ton of hair right there at the bottom look like um you know like eyelashes because I'll you know almost coming off of like it like the closed eyes of you know his you know his butt cheeks each one look like a closed eye of his butt cheeks and you see they got a lot of hair right there on a man sometimes but

it's interesting that that yeah but yeah they just got too many too many different things it's Movember you can't shave your buddy you can't do this you got a mustache you know there's just too many of them I can't name them right now for some reason but but there's just too many different and it's always for something you know it's like oh we're um you know we're not gonna open our eyes it's like it's dark Vember you know and for two weeks we're not gonna open our eyes and we're raising money for you know for blind people or something you're like I'm not doing all of that shit you know I gotta ride my bike to work I'm

not doing it with my eyes closed so you can eat a can of can of straight up street side ass meat if you're thinking about that but what's happening yeah it's November we're getting into it we're getting into it it's never too late to come over it's never too late a real beauty about life you get these you know they you just get the the next day comes right and you get that fresh opportunity you know it's like the powers that be the existence you know it's like life just every day opens up that fresh can of hot fish right there for you say here you go again

speaking of fish I was um I did Halloween I went to a get-together and I had a you know I ended up going like a newsy costume I did it last year like a newspaper boy do you think about newspaper boys like it used to be when I was young somebody had a paper route you'd see some little kid you know somebody this guy you know fat Samuel somebody a little Daniel out there smoking a cigarette and and and you'd get a paper route and somebody would ride their bike in the morning and throw papers out and my mother used to do a mother used to deliver newspapers and magazines and still does some but this

was you know she was real regular at it and but they'd have children would do it and it was even before my time where you would hear a lot of children would get out and do a paper route think about that you're 11 years old it's 5 30 in the morning you out there slinging the sports section at somebody nowadays you can't get one of these little assholes to freaking make you know to make his own to make a salad for himself dude you could lock a kid in a cage with a whole thing of salad mix with some with a bag of spring mix and you know in a hat full of um peppercorns and whatever be black olives and he would fuck it up I mean

these kids I don't know I don't even know some of them are more like animals more you know I bet they would test if you tested them they would test more as animals some of them some of the youth but anyway speaking of fish so I'm out there I go to the traffic was so bad on Sunset Boulevard that I'm leaving I'm leaving I stopped by the comedy store that's and I'm leaving and traffic was so bad it was just going nowhere and you know just groups of people walking by costumes so two of my buddies are on the street corner about a viper room and so I pull off there on Sunset I park and we walk down to Santa Monica Boulevard and

that's where it's real I mean it gets a real homoerotic down there and it's really a it's kind of like the Mississippi River for like gay men but it's not a river it's just a street and so they got you know everybody's just popping and locking and and they have but during Halloween it's a big festival it's a big like everybody's all types of people are out there costumes everybody and it's and everybody's welcome and stuff it's just it's you know it's kind of like it's kind of it's more it's more like they block off the street block party so they blocked the street off and then not so I'm walking with two of my

buddies we're gonna go maybe walk into a bar they're meeting some ladies over at a spot dude we get probably half a block down the boulevard and they got a young fellow over there dressed as um and this guy might have been kind of like maybe Filipino or maybe light Mexican or he could have been actually you know we had a group of people growing by us the Swansons and they lived by like a real smoky area and so they weren't they were white but they was real smoked so if you didn't think they were and sometimes people would you know lob a little lob a couple right a couple little slurs at them you know and they just be like oh

no it's just smoke on you know we got just some smoke on us but but this boy had dressed up like aerial you know from not like the aerial nation or whatever but it like the aerial that water ginger bro you know I'm talking about aerial from little mermaids so this guy it was a mermaid this little guy and he was kind of he looked more like a trout to me I think he was a little bit more he was kind of Ruben ask but his buddies I guess some friends had been carrying them and they got pissed at him and set him down so this dude just screaming he's just yelling for somebody named Jesse to come back and pick him up and that was

just one of the most traumatic things I've ever seen and I'm that catcher and release guy if it ain't season you know I don't know how many mermaids you're allowed to keep but I said damn they got to throw this boy back man because they just laid this young buck right out there and this dude was just floundering and you could tell and he was at that point he was kind of he would reach at men's legs when they walked by like he was just looking for any man to just put him in his little in his boat and he just you know he was just like finding Himo like he was just just looking for any he that that would be around but that

was probably the most craziest thing really that I saw was just a man that was abandoned that had dressed up like like Ariel from the damn whatever little mermaids but that's it that's what happened what else did I do did I do anything real crazy um I watched the fights I watched the fights man and I thought dude I watched the till gasoline fight I couldn't believe that they didn't really fire was like what's going on it's almost like they'd signed a treaty or something before the fight and didn't tell anybody and there until if you look at him he looks like the mask from scream if you notice that when you

see him just facially he's starting to really look like the screen mask he looks like a piece of like Vincent van Gogh art if you look at him but I you know I respect a guy I think it's really hard to probably go to another country and live there I don't know I think there until it's here and fight or just to go to another country and fight like just to just that that just seemed real intense to me but I was hoping the gasoline would win that one I just didn't I didn't understand why they didn't get into it what else man we got a lot of other stuff I'm gonna actually we'll have Nick come in cuz he likes to talk

about the fights and then I'll get into some other things we'll and we'll go over a little bit of news and then I'll get into some into some questions but it's you know what this is a this is a special time of year when we have you know when it is you can kind of recalibrate I think November or bro Vember whatever it is a time for you to you know finally admit your neighbor that you guys are family you guys are brothers or to hug a brother you know find a black friend and hug it hug him telling me I love him bros bro Vember you know or or grow Vember if you're 11 years old it is grow Vember and you probably you

might be you could be you could maybe grow an inch if you try real hard this month November's November's just that month that it's just like come on come on in I don't it doesn't matter what's been happening come on in because we got the holidays and everybody's welcome and that's a beautiful thing about November I'll tell you this the show's almost sold out there in Lafayette Louisiana and that is in gonna be in December 26th at the Heyman Center and that beautiful thing's almost sold out with proceeds to benefit Dustin Poirier's Good Fight Foundation and Dustin's gonna come out it's gonna be it's gonna be a fun time

and then what else oh I got the shows coming up you know in Manchester they still have tickets available for Manchester in January in the UK and also for Sweden and Stockholm and Norway Oslo and Stockholm I think everything else on the European tours is sold out December 10th I'll be in Los Angeles at the at the at the Wiltern downtown and those tickets are all available online at theovon.com slash tour and some new dates we do have some new dates they're not I'll have to put them on social media this week they got that magic place Toronto is finally gonna be on and we're gonna get the Maryland and

Sayersville and then we're hoping to shoot a comedy special we don't have a buyer for it yet people are always saying when you gonna do a special yeah I don't know you know I mean I'm always gonna be returning new material I mean the dark arts tour is different half of it's different now than when it started so it's always gonna be the balls always gonna be rolling and I think well you know we'll get some offers it's just a matter of you know where you know is it something that's fair and then where do you put it if not then you just you you get some of the clips and you get it and you do it on YouTube or put it I don't

know but you know we figure it out but I think we'll get some options for a special because people are always asking me it's not it's not up to me you know it's not up to me but nothing's ever really come easy for me in this business and and I don't intend I'd almost be silly if I expected it to so but uh what else man what else is cracking my hair is coming in good you know I got them they call me they call me Buster plugless bro because I got those hairs a baby that damn second line that infantry I got them reinforcements up top and some of them they're real little you can almost see them just kind of you

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left the other night to my buddies they wanted to go to the bar or something and do they were meeting some chicks and it just seemed like some real thoughts out there and I said I'm out of here brah somebody abandoned this little mermaid over here and they had the craziest costumes I mean some of it wasn't even we know one guy was just crying they had a girl she had she looked her thing was Bernie Sanders but it was she had lit the back of her her back of her suit was on fire and that shit gets me man why are you gonna burn yourself for a pun that's a big I ain't burning myself you know if I was gonna be burning that

Wilson or somebody or whoever did the American flag I wouldn't fucking light myself on fire so people could understand it or whatever I don't know I don't know do I ever know let's get Nick in here we got some calls and and we're gonna talk to him a little bit about the fights and a little bit about some news and just to change the vibe up a little we'll just change it up today and and it's that time of year to to be inclusive and just include people and what's going on you know if you usually just go do something by yourself to have somebody meet you you know recently I haven't been wanting to do that much

stuff sometimes and so instead I'll have somebody meet me there oh meet me that way I have to go do it oh then meet me at the gym that way I have to be there just makes it a little bit more accountable for myself and and because I'm the guy a lot of times I won't do something for me but if somebody else if if somebody else is included you know I'll do something for somebody else so I'll meet them there and and then it benefits me too because it gets me going all right let's get Nick in here what's up Nick what's going on now much man did you watch the fights you know I did I know you did huh

there's a trick question kind of like guess or what what is it it's not a trick question if I know you know it that's a rhetorical would you think man would you think first of that a gasoline till fight it was pretty boring I thought to be honest I thought yeah I don't know I thought they both be more aggressive but there until was saying some things after the fight like he was like not in a great headspace and like was thinking about trying to make excuses to get out of the fight so like that's why he was like kind of tentative but he said he kind of like settled in the whole time and he made good points like gasoline

didn't touch him even though he wasn't super aggressive like he dominated that fight even though it wasn't the most exciting yeah I thought it was just interesting like I don't know enough about fighting to know like is there times where the guys where it's just a bad matchup and they don't like their styles they just never find ways to really come combat each other because those guys I mean I've seen like square dance and I've seen aggressive square dance and that was kind of harder yeah I think that is what you said it just sometimes people stylistic matchups keep them from having because both those

guys have had just bangers of the fight like oh yeah Calvin Gaslam and Israel Adesanya had maybe the fight of the year unbelievable yeah that's when I was at that pourier fighting that thing was insane that thing was insane watching them do that so that I was expecting I guess I was coming off the high of some of those fireworks expecting some of that out of them and then Darren Till you know he needed a win I mean he says he's lost a couple like two of his last four or something I think so he really needed a win it just seemed I don't know there was even a couple times where it was like did was Till even gonna strike

him whenever he looked kind of like he could have that one time a gasoline fell against the cage yeah yeah and he didn't even swing it at his head I think he just like knew he was kind of ahead and dominating and got kind of really complacent I mean it's still a huge statement for him because this is his first fight at 185 and that at that weight class and gasoline was like top five so like still a way to like open up in that division but I agree it wasn't the most exciting fight you know I wonder why gas I don't know if he kind of waits for the fight to come to come to him maybe he does a little bit he's so

short and has like doesn't have a very long reach so like he really has to like close the distance really fast and get in there and maybe once he knew Till had his number and was just like keeping him away from closing that distance he just got he started to sit back and wait to I thought he tried to grapple more to be honest but I don't know till seemed really strong and got up but the couple times he did get taken down right away yeah yeah gasoline's kind of like that violent armadillo a little bit yeah you know you got it we think they're not going to do much whenever you get close you know armadillos can jump really high

I was not aware people don't know that and a lot of times they die they get hit by cars because the car would go over them but when the car gets close it kind of reacts and jumps and then the grill the car hits it so that's how a lot of um a lot of armadillos meet their maker but what else what else what else what else about the fight oh the finale the main event I thought it lived up to the hype it was like the stoppage was a little premature premature I would have loved to see it did seem like Nate was picking up in those last two rounds and it would have been excited to see what happens but they released the scorecards

and the judges had Jorge all three judges had him winning all three of the first round so the only chance Nate had of winning was to stop them and I don't know if that would have happened oh I see so and now as the and the fighters they know that they know that like at a certain point that they have to know that's part of probably doing it it's like the first couple of rounds they give you a buff if I'm not gonna win the car it's the only way I can win as a knockout yeah yeah and usually good corners will tell them be straight with them like you're down you got to go for it so it definitely would have picked up

the pace and I think everybody wanted to see the full fight yeah yeah at first I was pissed I was furious I'm like they let this do a little nerd alert guy in there some fucking little statistics juggler and this dude I mean it seemed like they could have stitched him up right there I guess but I guess it's just at first I was upset and then I was like once you kind of really saw his face you're like oh man yeah that could be some permanent damage I guess but I mean what you got to lose his face is yeah he doesn't really have the best yeah yeah he doesn't seem like he cares if he has a face or not yeah his entire

face so far is scar tissue so what's like a little bit more is just gonna have really bad scar again dude he had a dang I mean he had like a couple of vaginas around his eye I mean this guy had really I mean this guy giving him a real gender identification issues around his eye you know like I've gotten pink eye from some things but I've never had that bad a pink eye or to give to like he built of a giant on the top of his eye and built one on the bottom that was dead looked yeah cuz after if you get it again I mean what maybe this is part of his face is falls off I guess I think that might be next yeah it was it was

nasty it was pretty graphic let's get into some news man what happened in the news this this weekend in some local news in the comedy store parking lot Bobby Lee hit Sam Tripoli's car after he got out of his car while it was still in drive yes well for were you there for that I just I just gotten there so I was actually in my car when that happened thank God because obviously it's not safe from Bobby and this isn't a you know people will try to say it's an Asian thing this is that it's not first of all be a very honest Bobby plays candy crush while he drives his vehicle he got stopped by a cop one time he told the

cop it was a Tesla it is not a Tesla that it was self-driving it's not self-driving he you will see him literally moving forward and just playing candy crush and it's very I think off-putting so I'm not shocked that he hit Sam's car and here's the crazy part Sam hadn't been in the comedy store in a long time and he was just kind of taking a little bit of break he pulls in and fucking Bobby dang them bro and it seems to be kind of the go-to move for a lot of Korean drivers hit somebody with their car I got hit by a guy Kim Young I think was the guy's name dude and also here's the thing his car had been hit

400 times it wasn't even a car it was a hit it was just a hit it was like a moving hit that and like a former life had been a vehicle had no rearview mirrors left on it it had in the inside he taped like a house like a mirror you would see at a barber like a one-year handheld he taped that to the fucking inside middle and they they found that it was my fault for him hitting my car door I think I remember that he got out of the car and tried to embrace you yeah yeah he could barely find me to him like I'm right here dude that guy should not be driving that guy basically was just I don't even know what you call that when

you're just moving forward but you're not really like fully existent when you're like I was really just like a ghost almost but what else we got the Indian capital of Delhi declared a pollution emergency for toxic levels of smog the government was handing out millions of masks and flight operations at the airport have been hampered because of low visibility I don't know if you saw any of the videos of it but it looked like I don't know it looked like the grapes of wrath like dust storm just you couldn't see anything and that's just the air there you go guys so you know what's a layover because of this or that

I mean these guys dude India there's so many people there's so many people even if you don't have a family you have a family there's like people living in your house you'll open a cupboard and there's a family in there you know there's family everybody you but some people build their house out of other people and they'll just sleep like in between them I remember being in India one time and they had people at night sleeping on the side of the interstate like on the wall like the interstate like imagine you're on you know I 10 or I 12 or I 55 and there's just people just sleeping right on the side of it just

blew my mind that's crazy to buy I mean just somewhat small damn what else we got see a 37th horse died at Santa Anita Park right here in California after sustaining a leg injury and during the last day of the Breeders Cup it was a four-year-old thoroughbred named the Mongolian groom and it suffered a serious fact fracture and was later euthanized but yeah it's becoming quite the epidemic at Santa Anita racetrack yeah yeah it's really it's almost kind of become like a real chop shop for for horses and horseery and that sort of thing I wonder what the deal is I wonder if there's just like a little bump out

the gate or something but I wonder if somebody over there is dope and if they got some kind of horse decks they're kind of milling around over there I think that's pretty likely because you'd have to think once 30 you know 32 horses die anybody's ball game yeah 37 horses die brah we got a problem and that's just in one year no no that's like ever at the track but it I mean the last one was just like less than a week ago and yeah it just keeps happening I it's I feel like there's gonna be a big backlash against horse racing pretty soon like there already was against SeaWorld like I feel like there's gonna

be like a documentary about horse racing like Blackfish pretty soon because well Blackfish is racial too I guess it's like yeah they had one Blackfish in this how they treated it have you seen that I never I just heartbreak it but I didn't I don't think I watched all of it but I watched enough to get the point Jesus yeah well it almost makes you want to not want to go there and really bet on them if you're like oh these guys are dying they're not treating them well they're not giving them vitamins and it also makes you wonder if there's a bigger conspiracy where it's like oh let's send some sick horses out here to start to get

the thing get the vibe out there that we don't want to do this anymore that could be it but you go to other places brah they got you know they got they are they're just getting horse racing you know you go to some countries it's like they're just getting like they'll they'll race anything out there sheep you know lamb they got a thing I think in Louisiana too where sometimes at the rodeo they'll tie like a kid to a lamb or something and run him out there it's beautiful you know the kid they got like a 18 month old and then it's have like a lamb just at the speed of lightning what else we got here says McDonald's yeah

the McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook was forced to leave the company over what was called a consensual relationship with an employee they have yet to name the employee but yeah he had to step step down he said this was a mistake given the values of the company I agree with the board that it's time for me to move on the values of the company dude if you can't fuck somebody at a fast food shop who can you fuck anymore that's what I don't like I don't like this big you know I don't like you know people make him feel bad for sex this man works at a McDonald's you know first of all you know how hard it is to work at a

McDonald's get off work and still want to fuck someone very hard I mean can you imagine even the diet that they're on probably doesn't even lead to healthy sexual organ you know upkeep this is just baffling man and it's just so it's like most people met at work most of our parents met each other at work or they met you have to meet somebody somewhere you can't even fuck somebody because both y'all you know filled out resumes at the same building sometimes it's just I mean does this say that he was like abusing the person or anything no it sounded like it said consensual I don't know what the deal was

given the values of the company they're back they have fucking grimace bro they have purple they have the clown Ronald McDonald's a clown using a clown to sell fucking fat to children I don't they have a lot of companies over there somebody's fucking in the back bro that's honestly the least of my concerns I'm way more concerned about the people fist fighting in front of the register that shows up on Twitter every couple of months oh man if you can't do that's what I'm saying dude go to Wendy's bruh go to the one over there off Lincoln Boulevard the doors are missing on it they'll let you fuck around now I bet

that's it Nick yeah that's it slow news week yeah pretty slow pretty slow news week man dead horses you can't fucking McDonald's dude sometimes you know I'll go through the drive through at the McDonald's and and you almost want to offer to fuck the person who's working in there just to be like hey you know you're not just working in McDonald's you're cool you're good treat him like a person yeah instead of just someone serving your food yeah yeah because everybody especially if you're like a youngster you roll in the first thing you do is like fuck with him over the loudspeaker which is almost crazy

to have a loudspeaker the ladies like an 11 feet around the corner and you have to have this fucking old system and they kind of like a little bit of way light gardening over there it's just so shady and you pick out what you want it's so lonely dude I go there at night sometimes on my way home God it makes me sad man just pulling up in the lady knows me and she's a fucking Patriots fan oh you back that's what she says every time oh you bet undefeated that's what she'll say all kind of shit like that and I'm just sad I'm like don't you think if I fucking was had a good life I would even be here I don't care about football

right now you know it's 1.40 in the morning I'm getting two cheeseburgers and a Sunday and I know the machines broke but I'm a fucking order it again the machine's always fucking broke dude oh man anyway let you get get to some calls yeah man I think let me get let me get into some of these calls we got some good ones yeah they're pretty pretty good lots of problems lots of trouble men need some help are there yeah always we'll get into it man if I need any your expertise then I'll we'll holler back at you Nick happy and that's producer Nick Davis there always always helping us out man you gotta work so

hard and grateful to have him have him put up with me alright let's get to some calls here as always the hotline nine eight five six six four nine five zero what's up Scott from over there in Baton Rouge the red stick and I'll say this about Baton Rouge never in my life when I was in college had I seen more people get snuck at a bar than in Baton Rouge Louisiana I mean somebody would just be standing there and somebody would come up and just hit them for no damn reason bruh and that's Baton Rouge bro go Tigers dude also the amount of fans who didn't go to college but go to the games blew my mind blew my mind

dude you'd have people understand they didn't know any other colors except for purple and gold and that's just sec football yeah people can't read you have some dude he been in a he'll be in a bubble you know he have a disease and he'll be in a bubble he have an air disease but when it's game time bra he'll fucking unzip that big bag and fucking come out that bitch he'll be out lurking just taking his chances I might die but I'm gonna I'm gonna witness a couple of these first downs move the chains alright let's take a rest of this call thank you for calling Scott oh yeah and Natchez Mississippi up there on the

levee they got one of the most beautiful balloon festivals up there and that's just an hour's you know that's just a you know a just a stoner's throw from from Baton Rouge onward and see this gun perform it was an immaculate time perfect weather great atmosphere this gun was awesome Travis and Byron both came down and gave us love my daughter she's seven she was star struck man help me to I'd like to think this is gone I'm a single dad it was really cool to share that experience with my daughter hope to see you and laugh yet soon and we love you buddy gang gang bro gang man thank you bruh

it's nice you to say that yeah man it's fun you know I can't imagine what that's like getting to take your daughter and do something nice like that and something fun but good for you for taking that action and doing it you know you're not gonna let her have spaces in her brain where you guys don't where there should be memories where there should be things that are meaningful you know you're gonna feel you're feeling her brain with with important caulk you know and that's important man that's beautiful dude to see that and and I'm glad they could do it and I think they have enough their music some of its

goofy and like fun enough where not goofy but it's the beats are kind of fun enough where if a kid is really vibing into it I think they could you know they could have fun for a little while so I'm glad you guys got to do it you know they are um those boys are actually playing in tippetine is in New Orleans tonight and I wish I was gonna be there but but I'll see you over there life yet man and and and happy early holidays to you and and yours all right let's take this call that came in onward hey DL man my name is Dave you know I got two kids now one of them is 12 one of them is eight okay bro so you

took four years off that off that crotch huh you backed off that off that hitter off that little uh that wallet bro but you backed off mom's a little sweat wallet for about four years before you made that second batch huh gang onward and the 12 year old say about eight months ago you know she came out of the closet to me and her mother the problem is you know my mother caught wind of it you know my daughter coming out and all and she said what were some very hurtful things about my kid and then you know my wife got into an argument with her and she said some very hurtful things about my wife and now

not only have I not talked to my mother in about five months I've also not talked to my stepfather or you know my three brothers in that same time because you know when these things happen everything's like everybody takes a side and you know everybody took mom dokes aside I want to know if you had any insight or if any of your other listeners my fellow listeners had any insight into you know into how I could go about starting to try to repair these relationships pretty much it but hopefully I'll see you out there when you're on the road gang bro thanks for the call that's a good question you know

if you have a say your child and 12 you know and I'm not judging him just showing from my own experience 12 seem a little young for a child to know full throttle what kind of nooky they like or what kind of attraction they have but but maybe it's not now maybe children are so ramped up or just advanced that they know what's up I mean I remember I saw a couple middle schoolers making out one time when I was driving two young boys kind of tender kind of gentlemen kind of boys and dude I pulled over I said hey guys you know maybe give it give it two years and see what's up you know this these boys

were 11 and they were kissing out there and it's fine but it's just like sometimes it gets they get you know children just get easily influenced you know you see people doing drugs you do drug you see people you know kissing um somebody you kiss somebody you know you see somebody start a fire you start a fire so but um but look it sounds like that you have no doubt about about you know what your daughter where her sexual laurels lie and that's tough man you know what's tough really is balancing like cuz like our parents and grandparents especially you get some of their generations things were just different

and I'm not saying that things in their generation were right but for the time they were in they behaved in a way that was fitting or more accepted or sometimes they probably were maybe even afraid like I bet there was a time you know 60 years ago people might have been afraid to say hey I support someone who's gay that might it might have been a fear whereas now it's almost like a fear to say if you were to say I don't support gay people you know people would be more fearful of that so it's interesting cuz it's like we don't give people a pass I don't feel like as much as we should on their on their perspective based on

their world you know if somebody grew up in the dark and you trying to tell them about light bulbs and shit they ain't gonna tell you to go smoke a fuck you know to smoke half a bowl of your own dead and that's facts Jack because they don't know it and if they come to a party where everybody got the lights on and they shut them all the lights off to them that's gonna be normal you know eating cake in the dark is normal to them because that's what they know but now if your mother got if she got now with the part that where you it's a little you know where it's is when your mother if she was saying mean stuff

that's the thing that's too much really it's just not you know no one should do that to a child especially and and you have to take your child side you I mean obviously there's no that's the right move it sounds like that you you know you're doing that you know I don't have that experience because you know I've never been a gay man and I've never had a 12 year old child tell me they were gay if a kid told me was gay man I would tell them you know well you know it looks fun a lot of gay people have a lot of fun so but don't dress up like damn little mermaid brah if unless you trust your friends not to leave you that dude

was just a little roadside trout out there your boy but yeah I think it's a great question maybe some of our listeners have a similar experience yeah must be it's just interesting how from like you know times and generations like things you can't even say anymore even if they're just joking to you know things that were just read you know like our grandparents could you know our grandparents like everything's just a lot more transparent now and I think back then our grandparents they just weren't used to the transparency they weren't used to they just weren't used to the transparency of it and and people like

to make their world they don't want to people don't like to change a lot of times we want to make you know okay this is the way the world is and I lived in it and and that's the way it'll always be you know we don't want to admit that the world changes of the people's views change or that that society like change I mean dude in 200 years everybody could be bisexual who knows it could be the way that science takes us and then we nobody exists anymore because nobody has a wiener or or a vagina everybody has a vagina and nothing you can't make a baby everybody's just beating their crutches against each other but no babies

you know that could be the day new mom at all how it all shapes out we don't know so at that point people will be like damn we got to get some couple straight people up here to the front lines to fuck to do it right to do some nookie to nookie out you know to throw you know to throw that body water into each other so they can have a child so you know a lot of hearsay out there but if a child if you believe the kid and they know for a fact I guess at 12 you can know what age is that fifth grade yeah maybe these days that's how it is I think usually you have to wait till somebody's probably seventh grade before

they know if they're definitely gonna be gay but kids go through phases sometimes you might go through a you know especially these days I don't think it's it's not wild if somebody's gay for a year or 18 months and I'm not saying that it's like they can't be gay forever if they do whatever they want but sometimes people like I'm gonna be gay for July that's a thing you'll see out here sometimes you know it's really some guy who's really gay forever and he's trying to sneak you you know trying to get you to come over and enlist you know so but yeah that's great if people have some suggestions how to mend those

fences because yeah you don't want people fighting forever over this I can't believe your mom was yeah who's yelling at a 12 year old kid about about that unless your parents just didn't believe them you know because a lot of kids these days they say they're all you know you'll have kids saying I'm you know this is you know all kinds of like political stances and all kinds of stuff and you're like dude you know you ain't shit you know you don't have a you're not doing you don't even have a job so but yeah it's interesting as like because a lot of like perspectives and people's you know old views and new views they're

having a tough time but I don't think you should shun all old people because they believe something different or they were brought up in a different time because sometimes if they to believe what was what people believe now or what's more common now more practices they would have been they could have been ostracized at that time so it's all it's just this weird teeter totter sometimes but congratulations to your daughter for figuring that out I'm sure it's interesting to navigate and be supportive you know and learn how to I'm sure it's a really time where you learn how to be real loving when somebody

comes at you I mean look the first set of tits I saw on somebody was on a man that were 3d I saw drawn I'd seen some drawn tits and I'd seen my mother's tits and I'm sorry mom I think she listens to this but I'd seen some drawn tits and then they had this boy and he was a beautiful ginger guy and he and he was real thick you know he was that real just that fucking that doughy Joey he was real like a you know like a big pastry or pastry and he and he had tits on him and sometimes I would look at him and and just kind of cover my hands I've talked about this before and I would just make a shape with my hand in front of my eye

we're all I could see was his breasts and pretending was a woman and feel my body get really you know that feel that little baby diving board start up in between my legs feel that baby shark start growing and suddenly I feel like a damn shark cuz my I got that wiener finn bro so praise God man what else we got here what else we got here here we got a call that came in 95 664 950 3 what's that deal this is Martin I'm from Macon Georgia Martin from Macon and I bet everything people always say Macon and bacon and stuff like that and sense it because everything that that because one thing that's popular that rhymes with

Macon is bacon so I'm sure you'll got to hear all that shit all the time quake in Forsaken you know a lot of church is probably right little cute things on the sign you know you know don't be Forsaken and Macon breaking oh we've had a lot of break ins and Macon so onward and last Friday I took my two weeks in at work I'm calling because I've got two dogs and not sure and taco not sure I bought on my own and taco was bought for me by the hunting lodge that I work at and you know that's kind of be a point of contention now because I'm leaving at the beginning of the season and the owner

of the lodge is trying to fuck me out of this dog man he's trying to take taco from me after I've taken care of this dog for the last six months and raised it and trained it and he's pretty hard guy he rough around the edges like describe people over and you know I'm trying to get out of here without burning any bridges but if you try to take this dog from me then I don't know what's going to happen it's eating me up because you know not sure and taco were obviously brothers at this point and I want to do everything in my power to keep them together when I leave here any help would be would be much appreciated

much love gang bro look nacho and taco might be brothers they might not I can't I'm not sure just because you put something next to each other for a long time doesn't make it a brother you know what I'm saying if you put you take a hitchhiker and you take a somebody who works at the mall you stand them next to each other for six years they still might not give they still there's nothing between them they don't they might there's nothing soon as you say go one I'm going back to work on one of them is fucking you know thumbing it to St. Louis so you can't you can't just make animals be brothers only God can do

that so what I'm saying is you have to figure out it sounds like you have a communication issue brah I mean this guy knows what he's expecting you have what you're expecting you trained him it sound like the dog was it given to you was it loaned to you it sounds like you have some communication but if shit hits the fan brah throw that bitch in the back seat fire off a couple rounds brah you know I would do warning shots only man that's the big thing people forget about warning shots a lot of times people just oh they shoot somebody you know what also works boom boom warning shots think about it if somebody sees you shoot a

gun twice in the air the next logical thought to them is are gonna shoot me so I do warning shots brah fire 50 60 warning shots and after that you can usually it's usually really clear communication with people after that so you know I mean it's getting Wild West out there and if you got to shoot something up a little bit to get that animal then you know people love animals and I can start to see it a little bit more I've been attacked by a lot of different animals and you know I've been having dreams recently or semi recently that um that there was a parrot in Bethlehem in the manger in that baby

shed I've had a lot of different dreams about that because if you notice in a lot of the drawings in a lot of those freaking MDs brothers manger drawings they are the the animals are real sedentary animals you got a mule in there you got a lamb or sheep you got a donkey you got a cow so you have a cow in there which is kind of weird a cow how you get a cow all the way out there into the desert like that is unbelievable we have a camel with a little hat on but a lot of people you wouldn't think they'd have a parrot in there but I have a lot of dreams where you see there is a parrot and he's just kind of you know just

huh no crib for a bed you know lay down and sweet where's the north star where's the north star you know I have a lot of dreams about things that we didn't you know behind the scenes of the manger because here's the thing three old dudes go out to the desert to visit a kid bro that's a dateline episode today so I'm not saying it didn't happen I believe full forthright I believe 700% that it

happened but but if that can happen do there could be a couple rare animals in there you could have a raccoon out there hanging out behind the the little little baby crib they had something in there they had a couple raccoons they had a couple of um you know ard varks or something up in that bitch I mean that's Bethlehem though so but yeah do what you got to do out there Papa stay woke bruh and if that's here's the thing you have to answer directly to yourself is that your dog or is that not your dog I know if something's my dog if I go up to a dog and it ain't my dog bruh it ain't my dog just I've been sleeping with

somebody's wife for six months don't make it my wife that's his wife even if I'm teaching her new tricks and I'm to you know and I bought her one of those um you know omelet makers that folds over it's like the pan that has the little hinges in the middle and it it doesn't matter none of that shit matters man what matters is the facts what matters is the documentation who saw the bait you know was it given to you was it not you know the answer so then you need to build up to start to part ways with the animal if you want to not burn bridges or you need to fucking get a stack of matches dog and light the fucking golden gate up son

burn that bitch sorry man but it's it's November bro it's no it's no burn ver some to burn shit man if you have to not everything can not burn so every now and then something's got to torch out gang shit alright let's take a call here nine eight five six six four nine five zero three hey Pamela from Paso Robles and you think Paso Robles it sounds like somebody about to get naked in Mexico you know I'm saying when you hear somebody say oh Paso Robles say damn well let me put the ladder a little closer to the window because I'm about to watch them Titas come out you had a wonderful Halloween I myself went

through four large bags of candy so a bunch of cute little kids come to my house and and then my cousin was picked up by Homeland Security first trying to smuggle in 17 kilos worth of methamphetamine into the states wow now that donkey was not in Bethlehem I don't think and that's the thing about Bethlehem then we'll show you the x-rays the MRIs of the animals some of them have dope in their body and they're colonned onward so hopefully yours is better than mine I'm sitting here at work trying not to think about it and having a rough time doing something I thought I would call and get that off my

chest may or may not be the last time I see her I think because this is not her first this is her first home in security strike but this is definitely not her first strike she's been suffering with that that addiction for 12 15 years and all of almost all of my life I'm 20 I'm almost 30 now almost all of my life thank you so much for having this hotline to that too and yeah gang gang love you miss love you too miss oh I didn't know I thought she was mulling it I thought she was just for vending I didn't know that she had an addiction problem man it's crazy that's heavy you know because having a vagina that's

definitely Jesus you know if I had a wiener that had like a little grocery bag hooked to it I'd probably be running drugs all the time doing this or doing that stealing squashes or stealing a couple of what are those things where you put the butter on them and people like them kind of but they don't really like them asparagus no I'm talking about um and artichokes so and a vagina that's one of the problems if you have drugs or something a vagina becomes basically it's a place to hide something in your body and so when you have addiction you don't think of it you know you don't even think of this as a

feminine area anymore you think of it as just a tool chest you know you think of it as just a little like a chest of drawers oh I'll put this dope right here in this crazy you know pouch in between my legs and this extra you know this kind of just like uh you know little glory bucket or just like a satchel so man it's unfortunate you know maybe this here's a thing maybe this will be the thing that's that shakes her back into reality because everybody you got to hit your bottom before you start to get a foundation and everybody's bottom is a different place some people's bottom is way up here it's not a low bottom some

people have that low bottom they just real sonic the hedgehog when it comes to the drugs or the you know pornography or whatever and it's a fight and it's a struggle and I hope that she gets it I hope that this is a blessing in disguise and this is that thing this is the merry-go-round that turns her back to you know to reality and a year from now you see her come around the edge and they got a mirror by her and like a fake horse and a damn you know cinnamon stick and she's on a damn you know she's coming around the bin and because yeah there's not I mean it's it's funny because the things we do when we're in

addiction some of them are just cries for help and maybe that's what this is in a weird way but I wish her well and I think it's sweet that you care about her so much and I mean who knows at Christmas time she could be 60 days sober and and really have a whole new perspective and hopefully this will be that for her all right what else man we got we got to pay the bills here and you guys if you want to support the podcast and support it because we'll take it you know I want to let you know that if you are struggling with something and I struggle look I'm struggling right now with pornography

man I've had you know I was doing well and then this past really this past six months man I've really had a tough time with not pornography as much but cigarettes and just man but I'm tired I'm tired of swimming in the same circle I'm tired of it man I'm tired of when the pet when the rat hits the road of you know not having enough cheese in the fridge to fucking say okay I'm gonna it's gonna be different this time so yeah and it's just you know it's a battle we stay fighting though you know we stay fighting and that's what we do here and I hope that your cousin does the same this episode is brought to you by better

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can't drink can't do drugs can't it's just hard man it's hard sometimes you know and I know there's better stuff out there to make me feel good I know those things but sometimes it's still like you know you just want to you just you know I don't like not being able to do what I want to do I don't like something or someone telling me what I can and can't do but that's just small picture me and big picture me knows that that there's better ways to there's better methods and there's better things I can do that will actually bring me some long-term joy then it's getting that short-term

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the window and look out to you through a tent but what now remember my brother always telling me like that calling me stupid saying he doesn't love us he doesn't care about us like what am I doing and then when I'm 19 I find out like my dad dies I find out that my brother had a relationship with them at some point like they were hanging out they were doing shit together and I didn't find out until after my dad died and I found out because my dad died and that really makes me feel a lot of resentment towards my brother because it's like what the fuck oh why are you keeping me from him and from me maybe

it wasn't his choice I don't know I have a lot of issues with him and I don't know how to tell him or really talk to him about it but hopefully maybe he can shut some lie I don't know man gang bro thanks for calling man I really appreciate it that's nice to you to call and I'm sorry to hear about the situation you know a lot of it I can relate to because my brother and I had a similar relationship you know we didn't get along really when we were kids we did actually there was no connectivity you know my brother and I were brothers by blood but there was no real you know our family we didn't love each other

there was no you know no one ever taught us like oh we're a family and we stick together there was none of that kind of shit I just I just felt like I'd just been sentenced to live in a house with a couple other people and it was because there was no connection you know I think the one of the ways somehow that you can I don't think you can hold your brother you can't hold him against him that he didn't share your dad with you once he met him once they hung out or whatever your dad was the one probably you know who's chose not to be around unless your mother didn't

allow him to be around that happens sometimes sometimes the mother they don't allow it but if that's not the case then if your dad didn't if he wasn't there man he wasn't there so once your brother kind of got to spend time like that little bit of time or whatever you know I think you're really mad at your dad and I think that there's probably like a grieving you know I think there's there might be a grieving program or a 12-step program that you could use for grieving that you could join for loss you know that people have lost someone they might be able to help you in there you might be able to have a gather

something from them that's what I think even if you just went in there and listen to their stories even if you didn't think you could relate I bet some of the feelings they have surrounding loss and and missed opportunities but that was your dad your dad's opportunity you missed that he missed you know he missed the chance to get to know you you know and so often we like you know we just it's so fun it's so amazing how like how much of a young man is all we want is just to see our dad to see us it's almost like it's just your only real purpose is to make you as far as our father to see us to recognize us you

know our fathers they're just a boy you know sadly they're just a boy they're just you know they've become a man but sometimes they don't sometimes somebody didn't teach them well you know and sometimes it's it's it's interesting because they goes down generation and a generation and you know you have to beat your anger that you have to find some way or I don't know if you have to but you don't have to do anything but the way that humanity wins is if we're able to cut off the problem you know if we're able to change our heart or change our ways so that we say I'm not gonna do the same thing that happened to me because

the easy thing and the way that you have a easy way out is if you have a kid one day you don't really you're not there for the kid you always have somebody to blame you can blame your dad you always have somebody to blame a lot can just blame him and that's the easy way out and nobody could be people can point fingers at you but really they point them at you and then they point them upwards over to daddy but the the the mastery I think in life comes if we're able to stop the stop that that that inherited just dang fuckery bruh I mean it's sheer dang fuckery bruh SDF and just to be able to stop it and to be able to

find you find some way you know whether it's through a program or through talking with others or whatever it is dude where you're able to find a way to forgive him and find empowerment inside of yourself so when you're a dad one day or that you won't let the same thing happen you don't let it happen with you when your kid your kid never knows any of those feelings what that's like you know and that's how we win that's how we win and it sucks man so it sucks sometimes because the way you know but if that's not how you get here like if you don't that's how you got here you don't exist otherwise the only way you exist is

is with that mom and that dad that's the only way you exist and and that's a blessing you're here this is it this is the ride bruh and it's bear back man you know and I think just do your best to love your brother you know he probably you don't know what it was like for him you know and if he doesn't communicate it that well or doesn't communicate it the way you want it to be communicated with him then that's that's just he's gonna be what he's gonna be and you can't hold it against him you just got to find some way to just find some joy and to stop that thing from happening you got it we did we you know that's when we win when

we stop this we're not gonna Jeanette we're not gonna pass this thing down again we're gonna we're gonna change our behavior and so this doesn't happen to me because the blessing is you could have been your father what if you you know you know the higher powers that move you guys up a generation and you could be what if you were your dad and you had a son and you don't see him but that's not what they did they said hey we're gonna make you the son we're gonna make you the pivotal piece that can change it that can change the behavior and change the course because you gonna need to shovel the rivers running like

this you gonna need to shovel and you're gonna have to do some work to to to to uh to bend that waterway and create a different you know a different uh traversion of water you got to you got to we got to get a new canal going and that's really a blessing man that the higher powers of the universe put it on you they said we this is the boy that can do it he's the one that can go through this part where he gets left out by his father and he's the one who can turn this river you know he's the one who can do it because it could have been you could have been up a generation and you you could you just be the daddy and you

have a son and you you're out bowling or something or doing fucking frisbee golf or something doing coke and you never see your son but that's not what they did your dad took that L and if you think it was probably enjoyable for your father I bet it wasn't man I couldn't imagine anything more painful than not seeing my kid even if I would pretend there wasn't even if I would pretend it wasn't painful I couldn't imagine anything that in my real heart a heart would hurt me more I bet and I don't even have a damn kid bro so but who knows man they got children out there you know two six-year-olds just came out of the

closet brah so it's just getting you know it's things are changing is getting unique out there dude I wish my nuts were square man don't you you ever wish your nuts are square or square I would stack them bro you hear them stack them bad cats that nut stacker you know who he is everybody would know all right let's take this call right here hey Theo my name is Evan Madsen I'm calling you from Westbrook Minnesota hey Evan thank you for calling man and Minnesota beautiful place out there that's uh they have the that's where the Mississippi River begins up there in Lake Itasca and you can pee in it right there at the top

and I mean it's only about half a foot wide so it's real easy to just kind of pee right into onward okay you down there near Iowa then you close and people don't know a lot of people you know don't know how land is and so they don't know that Minnesota and Iowa share a border onward kind of made a full circle move myself I've been living up in the city living down in Mankato kind of doing my thing for a while and you know you kind of get to that age where family just kind of takes a different perspective and you know my dad kind of had an accident while I was in high school he's got some back issues you know

and to hear him struggling you know working his butt off all the time you know I'm the older brother of two you know so kind of felt like I needed to step up type of thing so I'm back home we're farming at harvest time getting those soybeans and that that sweet corn out of the ground so just I've been feeling good man dude that's awesome man it's beautiful to get back and help your dad you over there and that's family romance right there when you care about somebody and you go help them that's family romance bro when you when that love for your family because we go through these stages I find anyway I go

through these stages where it's like you don't love you know you're just thinking about yourself and it's your own life and you're sprouting like a bean but then you start to get big and you realize oh man you know I really I've missed my roots you know I love being a plant but man I just I really miss my roots let's hear more didn't think I'd ever end up back home in my hometown where I came from but you know working with my family and being around my brother it's just it's just been an honor and experience I'm just feeling good man but I just want a sense of love

out gang gang getting them hitters up on that corn 8 a.m. to 1 a.m. baby let's go get it gang bruh and you got a love corn if you don't love corn then something's wrong with you think about yourself do you love corn if you said no something's wrong with you something's wrong with you cuz you think about all the kind of corn they have corn sweet corn candy corn regular corn popcorn corn on the cob corn bread Cornish game hen corn unicorn I mean that's if the if you if haven't if having nine types of corn ain't enough for you then and if you said no to all nine types then yeah something's wrong with you you probably

shouldn't be alive that's all I'm saying and I'm not threatening you this ain't nothing like that I'm just saying if one out of nine types of corn you can't exacerbate to one of them then you are the problem you think corn's the problem nine times corn comes at you nine different ways and you can every time you can't you know find a comfortable landing space inside of your heart for that C O R in boy then you're the problem there should be a corn test you but you just you do one after the other in front of some person if they say no to all nine brah cyan are a boy welcome to sword practice boy you go in

the heaven so but you know it's never too late brah you know this young man didn't think he was gonna be out there and now he's back at home and it's just man it's like no matter what we're doing it's like if we if it's gonna be joyous we got to make it joyous joy don't just happen you know we got to bring it you know changes doesn't happen we say it all the time but yeah nothing changes if nothing changes tomorrow you're not gonna wake up and your relationship is gonna be different it's not gonna happen unless you do something to affect it and I'm not telling you what to do I don't know what

I'm talking about but I'm telling you that I've spent time you know and love somebody but I didn't care enough to do a lot of the work that it takes to make it mean something and when the game when and when that when and when it ends if it ends you don't you want to look back at the game and just you want to have played it you know you want to have have played it and yeah it's never too late you know it's never too late to get I was talking about this last week and I don't know why I'm saying it I'm not I'm just talking because I need to hear myself say these things you know it's never too late to to not give up on

yourself you know and to get out of your brain and get into action and make some changes they can be small but to tell somebody you love them to to spend some time with that kiddo to take them to that Bishop gun show and see a balloon race instead of just relaxing for the afternoon you know to surprise your wife at lunch or your loved one or something or even if your wife if you if you are oh if you want to if you are someone you know if you more have more of a homoerotic kind of tendency surprise your same-sex loved one with a sandwich or with a um you know one of them four-inch rounds I think is back at

Subway get them something you know there's nothing more beautiful than two people out there eating a four-inch round or something there's just you know it's the limited time in but it's never too late to get over it's never too late to adjust that flow and there's no better time really to to surprise people or to bring somebody back in your life or to adjust the pattern that's going on then then the holidays it's the olive branch of the calendar forgiveness is built into it do you go you take somebody to an orange latte or somebody get somebody a spiced you know one of them cornucopia hats or

something buy somebody a damn clove there's a million opportunities to really to blend and you got this shit and we go fucking hard son and we don't give up on ourselves and we change the tune we change the tune baby let's go you know what I'm saying let's go we got this shit and they say you can't do it and you can do it and you say you can't do it that's the crazy part a lot of times the they is you it's me it's us it's ourselves you know I sometimes think how can my worst enemy live in my head but that's the challenge of life that's what separates you know people just muskrats from mountain cats baby the

one that can see what their brain is trying to do to them and the one that said starts getting that brain to work for them and we got this we got this man good luck to everybody out there have a good day have a good night tickle somebody tickle your spouse when was the last time you tickled him tickle your fucking cousin bro tickle your fat cousin you know he gonna like it bro he say you don't like it he gonna like it you know it's okay man buy somebody a little thing of tater tots for lunch brah somebody at work you think y'all don't get along buy him a shake or something buy him a strawberry shake buy him a

snack you see some little fella you know he you know he dressed up like a mermaid pick his throw his little ass up you know put him in an aquarium brah repurpose that little bastard you know it's never too late and as always this is Stevie Starlight and he's been with us since the beginning man this music man with his hit it's never too late to come over that's it make a dream higher than a mountain make a dream higher than a mountain set me free just don't say goodbye set me free baby just don't say goodbye time slips away from you and me fuck yeah so don't hesitate to come over oh it's

to yourself and that's Stevie Starlight come over and you can find them on YouTube and Stevie was a guest early on the show and and he's one of a kind and so are you and so am I and we got this you know sometimes not always the victories and we just it's the fight but we don't give up one more week we did it we hear you hear we're gonna be okay you guys be good to yourselves you deserve it huh and thank you for reminding me to do the same gang