This Past Weekend - Jay Cutler

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

Jay Cutler is a former NFL quarterback for the Denver Broncos and Chicago Bears. Theo talks with Jay about branching into the podcast community, what his NFL teammates were really like in the locker r...oom, and gives encouraging words for a young kid’s first football season. Uncut with Jay Cutler: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzO91i-LxXgh_FKku4zhZJg Audio - https://www.podcastone.com/pd/Uncut-with-Jay-Cutler New Merch: http://theovonstore.com  New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com  Music: "Baptise Me" - Robert Randolph and the Family Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdhbxh4bQtw Support our Sponsors: Manscaped: https://manscaped.com/theo  for 20% OFF & FREE Shipping Upstart: https://upstart.com/Theo  for a fast and easy way to pay off debt Babbel: https://Babbel.com  use promo code THEO Freshly: https://freshly.com/theo Grey Block Pizza: https://www.greyblockpizza.com Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com  Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEK  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:28 We're happy to have him here today. He's Retired NFL quarterback and the host of uncut with Jay Cutler it is the man himself mr. Jay Cutler We We're grateful you're coming in I know you got a podcast starting up We have a lot of podcast listeners over the years with this podcast and a different podcast So I know you went on Nate the other day. It's pretty cool. Yeah Cuz Nate's a big Nate's a big fan. He's a big Vanderbilt fan. Huge Vandy fan. Yeah from here grew up here
Starting point is 00:01:35 And he's in there. He's funny as hell too. He means it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Nate Barghetti. He's really that He's a real more of a scientist of like humor. I feel like he's yeah, like you it's calculated almost like he sets it up Like he's he's got his whole thing and whenever whenever he walked in You don't really know like I just started doing this podcast stuff So yeah, you don't really know how it's gonna go with somebody you don't know like doing something with somebody, you know You're like, all right, I've got this down. I got this figured out But when he walked in I was like shit. I don't this might not go well Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz you know, he was you know, not a lot of emotion just kind of just sat down
Starting point is 00:02:15 He's like I was like, oh boy. He's real passive. Yeah, calm guy. I'm trying to feel it It almost sometimes feels with Nate like I'm getting in trouble for something. Yeah in the beginning But then once you kind of get to know that he's just It's just kind of some of his demeanor exactly real smart. He's a real smart guy, man Yeah, what else going on that much it I had a freaking bad dream last night Do you ever have those dreams? Like I just get shocked sometimes like even as an adult that I'll have these dreams We're all like wake up and I'm like, what's your heart? You know, I'll be like drooling. I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh Yeah, you know talking about it. Oh, you know, you're talking about it. I don't feel like I dream that much anymore I don't know what that says about me. It might not might not be a good thing. Yeah, or it might be a good thing You might have to get your chakras worked on or something man I have a couple Indian buddies and they're always like do your chakras are bad and I'm like, how do you fix that? I that's what I'll you know, I try to get into it with them and it's like I would love to get my chakras fixed Yeah, oh dude, that would be a good show of something Jay Cutler's gets his chakras fit. That's a good job. That's a great idea Yeah, I got a I need to write this down. I need to look into this. It may you may need a construction work
Starting point is 00:03:27 I might need like five of these guys in here One guy's not gonna fix me. Yeah, you may need a little bit of work man. Um Yeah, I'm trying to think so you got the new podcast when I was this this called liquid debt This is a water company from the Austrian Alps Yeah, it almost sounds a little I don't want to say Nazi water, but it's good. Definitely. It sounds like on the can I don't know who's stone cold mountain water Came straight from the Alps to murder your thirst You've got like cool sponsors. It's this stuff's good man. They've been good. It's pretty good. You know, they mail us a lot of water, man
Starting point is 00:04:06 Well, that's nice. I'll send you a couple cases. I know you don't need it. I know you're doing well. Yeah, but I'll put up We'll throw a couple cases. Yeah, maybe I'll just put it on my podcast and just be like, hey I'm just doing this. Oh, I think they'd probably get on board. Yeah, you know, I Mean the mount of like weird ad Sponsory quest is is is mind-boggling. What did you have to read? I didn't see your ads yet on your first set on your Did a I should know this I really should maybe okay if you don't I did a like a helicopter
Starting point is 00:04:42 Basically a helicopter ambulance. Oh really? So if you're hurt somewhere and you can't get a hot get to a hospital this you pay 149 dollars a year No, and this helicopter will come and get you and take you to a hospital Dude, that's I didn't even know it was a thing. It sounds like risk It sounds very something that would happen to like a somebody in Mexico I feel like it sounds like a kidnapping or more like a Colombian type of thing. I mean, I kind of I mean I kind of want to do it. Yeah, just like call them up and see what happens Like hey guys. Yeah, I'm having a tough time. I'm afraid my ankle. I need I need a lift
Starting point is 00:05:15 I'm not at Lake Radner. I got bit by a duck. I need to go home. Yeah I was pretty shocked a few years ago when uber like there was something was going on in the world when Pete like Was it the Olympics? I don't remember what it was but when uber started having plenty airplanes on their thing Do you remember that they stay and they started doing airplanes helicopters? And I think they were trying to get in like the freight business people were getting rich And that's when I realized holy shit man. People are rich dude. Yeah, if you can just dial up a plane on uber Yeah, 10 grand. Yeah, no big deal charge it. It starts feeling to me recently I felt like during the pandemic that there's so many more rich people do or that money doesn't mean any
Starting point is 00:05:59 These weird thoughts. Yeah, I think now like I don't understand how people like are functioning like I don't feel like anybody works Yeah, but everyone's just spending money I don't know if people are in debt and they just don't care or what's happening and everyone's just driving around Yeah, yeah, doesn't it feel fictional? Yeah, it's like everyone's just cruising around people are out having a great time I'm like what yeah, we're buying champagne people are buying nice hats people buying jewelry I mean, there's like 200 people a day that moved to this town Yeah, people are just buying houses left and right and houses are getting expensive man, even like even a grant Like you'll see a groundhog and even he looks like he's got some money. You know I'm saying like the land here is getting a little bit
Starting point is 00:06:41 Oh, it's absurd. It's absurd. I mean, I I I mean, I hope people are doing well. Yeah I hope that like in a couple years like we just We just fall off the cliff And it's like well, it's all this one coming guys That's what if I feel like I see it coming but nothing else It's not kind of making sense maybe to other people or like I don't know what it is But yeah, I'm just shocked like I have some friends that are pretty rich sometimes and they
Starting point is 00:07:09 They say that they'll be like on runways and stuff for like where everybody's everybody has private Jets and stuff and they said there's like so many more private jets now. They're everywhere, but it's also there's also like Everyone's doing a podcast. Everyone's doing social media. Yeah, but I mean people have to be buying people have to be buying liquid death Yeah, who will have to be buying what people are selling on Instagram. I Don't know. I'm confused by the world at this point in my life. I think yeah, I feel like it gets a little tricky Because you really Jay Cutler. Hey, I mean you really you're Jay Cutler man, and you really had a big I mean you've had such a neat experience, dude I always wanted to be like because you always seem like the tall kind of like, you know, like
Starting point is 00:07:49 You know what I'm saying, bro. I prefer women, but you seem like a tall decent-looking man I'll be on you know what I'm saying. I'll give you at least a eight and a half my kids gave me a Seven last night. I don't even know how this conversation happened But they gave me a seven and I was like are you guys serious? I'm a seven and they're like keep it up We'll get we'll make you a six I was like gosh Kids are dicey, bro. They're also tell the truth. So I mean, maybe they're right. It is a six maybe six and a half
Starting point is 00:08:19 I mean, I think in this town, there's I feel like there's a there's almost more competition I feel like in some ways in a city like Nashville because there's I Feel like here. There's a lot more like kind of manly dude sometimes Well, I've been living in LA and there it's a lot more. Oh, you crush L.A. I'm sure like you're a dude out there Yeah, out there chicks. Yeah, what's going on? You know, talking about the squirrels Low-key shit. Yeah, what can I eat if I'm lost in the woods? You know, and I'm like, I'd have a neutral grain bar But you know what I'm saying my backpack National nationals changed like they're used to I mean, you know early 2000 I've been here since 2000 for the most part
Starting point is 00:08:58 So like it's complete the whole demographic has completely changed. There was no one here really it was like a small Click of people. You knew everybody. Yeah, you get on town now. It's like you don't know anybody Yeah, yeah, it's really intense down there, too It's too much. But is it interesting like so you got so yeah, I always like man I always wish I could have been like the taller guy, you know, a little tall. How tall are you? I'm six foot. I'm regular height. I think I think 510 is regular. Is it what's the average height of humans? It's gotta be that's North American humans too, please Sean male. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Five nine, I mean you're crushing it. Yeah, you're right actually dang. I didn't know that five nine
Starting point is 00:09:44 That's almost realizing CDC everything they say is the hundred percent who knows. Yeah, so this could be I mean somebody could have just uploaded this an hour ago That's the crazy thing about the internet and the world right now. It's like No information It's like everybody believes so much information But none of it's like I believe less and less because I put out information and people will tell me like oh man That's real and I'm like, I don't know no idea. Yeah And everyone's got an agenda like it depends like who you got it from like there's everyone spinning something
Starting point is 00:10:19 It's just it's just hard to trust anything. Yeah, that's the thing I think so then I go back to my instincts and sometimes my instincts I feel like usually have served me pretty good, but it's sometimes it's hard to know. Yeah When you look it back at like so now you're not a quarterback now Yeah, I mean you'll always be a quarterback, but you're not doing it. No, like on a day-to-day basis I don't get paid anymore, right? You're not getting paid. Yeah, I guess maybe that defines it Do you look at and see like man? What a position I was in like is it different to look? like sometimes I'll look at things in my life and be like man, I didn't kind of not realize the position I was in but You know like took to a regular man looking at a quarterback. You're like, dang. That's the guy, you know, that's Odysseus or whatever
Starting point is 00:11:00 Yeah, I mean That's a great point. I'm looking back on it now like you get tunnel vision and like you don't you don't maybe enjoy it or have as much fun or take advantage of it as much as You would would now looking back on it I mean, you're just locked in and you're just doing your job and you know it turns sometimes it's a grind sometimes It's fun sometimes it's really hard But looking back on it now You know it it I don't say I don't want to say that I wish I would have done things differently
Starting point is 00:11:29 But it it wasn't it wasn't awesome awesome experience. It was an awesome experience. It was an awesome experience. Yeah Yeah, yes, and it shaped a lot of like who I am and you know the people I associate with and and how I respond to things and So I mean, it's a you know from the time I was fourth grade till you know 35 It kind of shaped me Yeah, just can I was trying to think about something in my life that had been that much of like a shit like a thing that I Was like a vehicle in my life and I don't know if I've had that so it just must seem a lot that you know You're in like a new career. It's like you're trying to find are you do you want to find a new career? Do you feel like you need to or you just kind of like?
Starting point is 00:12:14 I don't know like what do you think like do you feel like a pressure to or do you just yeah I mean Because I mean like not many people when they're 35 or whatever age people are done playing football like Have to go out there and in the real world. I'm like figure out figure out the rest of your life, right? so a Career career, I don't know if that's the right word I think like for me it's more like purpose like what what is gonna drive me what gives me purpose in my life going forward And there was pressure when I when I got out to like to figure that out
Starting point is 00:12:45 And I was never one of those guys that had other businesses or stuff going on when I played It was literally I just I played football like I had planned a and there was no backup And so now when I got out it was just like all right. I'm I'm clueless right do I have no idea I know the football is over. I knew I didn't want to coach. I knew I wanted to kind of get out of that world So it was really just trying to figure out all right What the hell am I gonna wake up and be happy doing gives me a sense of purpose? I like it I like the people I'm working with And that took time, you know, and I'm probably still kind of figuring that one out
Starting point is 00:13:25 So when you start that cuz I was yeah, I was watching your first episode And it's called Uncut with j color. Yeah, I'm cut with j color or something like that. Yeah, and you're j color, dude Yeah Yeah, they'll figure it out Google Yeah, I was like cuz it's cuz it's interesting cuz you're definitely kind of like this You kind of remind me of a cross between like Christian Latiner and like Sasquatch a little like you're kind of like this Yeah, and it's I don't mean it in a negative. No, I love that. Okay, cool. Yeah, it's like a um
Starting point is 00:13:58 Yeah, you're kind of like this interesting figure that the media gave a lot of attention to like weird attention kind of in shit Yeah, but that's kind of the best, you know in a way nowadays. That's almost like the best kind of attention you can get out There in a weird way. It's like It's not super real. Nobody really knows what's going on. Yeah, there's a vagueness there to it and You know, and it wasn't intentional, um, you know, I think there's just certain aspects of my life that I like keeping private That you know, I don't really talk about And I'm probably gonna try to keep it that way. Yeah And I think that you know, I did a reality show for a little bit after I was done and
Starting point is 00:14:37 You know, I think as soon as you start like pulling back and like kind of shielding yourself some like people really want to get into that and Figure that out and know more So I think that kind of played into it, but you know the podcast. I don't know where that's gonna go Yeah, but it's kind of quite that's what I noticed in your opening. It was like kind of like You weren't trying to be too much. I didn't feel like or trying to be a certain thing You're kind of like I don't know where this is gonna go. No idea. You know And that was a hard part about doing it Of doing the opening night the interviews and stuff is that's easy like but like for me
Starting point is 00:15:15 I was like, I don't I don't know what to say in this opening thing and I don't really want to say too much about me. I really don't want to Dive old like a lot going for it right now. So like this I'm just gonna tell you know, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Yeah, we're gonna have some fun Maybe it works. Maybe it doesn't work. Let's just do this and go It's funny man because it kind of reminded me too when I started podcast and I just started in my kitchen I didn't really know when did you start? I started maybe about five years ago. Maybe or four years ago I'd gone on Joe Rogan's podcast a couple times. Maybe I
Starting point is 00:15:48 That's a marathon. That's not a podcast. Oh, dude. It was so hard. What are you guys? How does he have like? Does he have like a like a notebook of stuff? No, he just he just goes. He's a notebook man. Yeah, he is a notebook He's incredible. Oh, dude. He's like a Swiss army notebook. Yeah, he um But I mean is there an option like to be like after like an hour of like tapping out or like you're just stuck I think you want to but I think part of the mystique about Joe Rogan's is that you go in there and you're like, you know I want to be able to go toe-toe. So, you know, I'm saying he's kind of like this some this symbol of of Not necessarily just machismo, but somewhat of machismo for sure Yeah, so you want to be able to be like, okay, I can do about time, you know
Starting point is 00:16:31 It's like I hung in there with him. Yes Yeah, and it's you're just like dude and you hit about two hours and you have a cramp that you're trying to deny and you're still Trying to like you got your bathroom. Yeah, totally. He'll do a bathroom break sometimes. Um, I Remember at one point I remember saying hey, man, this is the longest conversation. I've ever been in my entire life Sure And it was and it was like almost scary to think that yeah that I'm talking to a man that that uh That I've gotten to know better, but I didn't know super great at the time Sure
Starting point is 00:17:00 That was scary, man I feel like it's it's going in there is kind of scary because in the clothes of doing the sound kind of gets you It's just you guys Bro, and you almost think he can hear like you like the inner thoughts in your head He's just like peering through your brain. Like he's got that third ear. Yeah, bro Some people got that third. I sometimes I feel like Joe has that third ear, man But but that really helped like kind of get get it going. I think Do another podcast. I think podcast gave a lot of like I
Starting point is 00:17:31 I worked in in Los Angeles in Hollywood for a long time and I never really found some footing in television and stuff I felt like Especially as they started to like really move away from like, you know regular guys I'm not even like a real redneck guy, but I think they immediately you're from the south. I'm from Louisiana Yeah, so I but I think I they they they just weren't a lot of opportunities and I think that's what podcasting has done It's kind of just given opportunities for regular guys not to have to use like these vehicles of Hollywood The agents and yeah, and all all the things. Yeah, yeah, and there's there's so many talented people out there now Yeah, and there's so many vehicles like you're saying now of people getting their talent out there and letting people know and
Starting point is 00:18:11 Doing all those things which I mean, it's a good thing. Yeah, it's interesting I mean it kind of puts the power a lot of in your own hands absolutely and And even I thought about like I have friends that like get canceled or whatever it only helps that these days It's almost like if you you want to get canceled If you schedule your cancelling well, dude, you're frickin you're gonna go to the top you're Morgan Wallin and Ernest and Hardy They're gonna be on tour for the next 20 years. Oh, yeah, they're fine. Yeah, they're never gonna. They're fine Dude when Morgan's bus leaves town, it will never come back. It's just gonna keep rolling with her without him
Starting point is 00:18:42 It's gonna go with her without him, bro They may need a hologram after a couple He's gonna have a double here soon This is a singing double just put a hat on his sunglasses I didn't do it. That's a really good idea for him actually. Um I've tried to get canceled on like Instagram and stuff. I don't I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I think you have to go really bad these days. Yeah, which I don't want to do that But yeah, my friend Eric Andre
Starting point is 00:19:10 He's a comedian and he had a show that was going on television or a movie and he just put a completely naked picture of himself Does that get you canceled? I feel like that it got his account canceled, but it helped him But it helped. Yeah, definitely like yeah nude is I mean, that's obviously one way to go I don't know if that's for me I wouldn't do it kind of my hips kind of run right into my stomach and it's do they yeah, it's just not Maybe work maybe it maybe like work out for a month and just like it jacked up and then do it That's a bit of like a neck like a I kind of have the butt of like a would you do a frontal or from behind? Or a side
Starting point is 00:19:46 You've thought about this a few times. I mean, this is the most I've thought about it with another man in the room But um, I don't know it's a good question Even though sports illustrated issues where everybody's like semi naked in there and like yeah, solo's hiding her tits behind the frisbee They're like 98% naked. Yeah, and they're or they have pain on yeah, that's that's that's art though You could just say it's art. Yeah, you're right If you say art like you're good, I mean, I'm expressing my my my body in in an artistic way That's true. I put a pride flag in the back and just say hey homie. This is art You know, I feel like you put up if you add in like an at that like an extra element of like like a group
Starting point is 00:20:32 That's kind of um an outlet not like an outlier group But a group that like you know struggles to find their footing a lot of times I feel like that kind of can give you like a carte blanche sometimes Uh, yeah, sometimes but if you talk about it before in this way and then do it you're probably it probably won't work Yeah, that's true. So yeah, I think you're kind of screwed now What would you go you think if you had to do a new would you go side? Would you go because side your meaner's gonna peek out the front a little yeah, hopefully yeah, hopefully yeah, I mean or Yeah, I mean you want to put that
Starting point is 00:21:06 That body part and it's best light. I think if you're gonna do it. Yeah Yeah, so I don't know like that's a tough question and if I did front Maybe I would do something else to like take away take away from that. Yes Maybe like a cool hat This don't look at that just peek at that but look at this. Yeah, maybe something like that When you did do you notice with reality TV reality TV is very scary to me It's an interesting thing. I feel like it that that is a world that really digs and tries to sure like it gets really manipulative Do you?
Starting point is 00:21:48 Do you think that reality TV like? Do you think that being a celebrity and being married in like in a celebrity kind of relationship? Is that a lot more pressure on a marriage than you think a regular marriage? Or do you think it's just kind of grandfathered in after time and you get the hang of it? Um, I think I think you can go either way. I think it definitely puts pressure on The relationship because you you want it to be portrayed a certain way on film and that and that might not be reality and I think that's where it gets a little little little little
Starting point is 00:22:24 Fuzzy because you know, you're you're doing this on television and then like, you know It's rainbows and sunshine and like that's not really real life for the most part I think you know, there's highs and stuff but like Real life can be married real life. Like if there's a lot of boring times. It just is what it is Like you can't always be, you know riding the sky high. Yeah After a certain point, it's like, all right, you know, you're married and it's just you know, we're just we're living together You're just sitting around you're just waiting for you're just sitting in the car waiting for your wife to get in the car Yeah, I mean you go to dinner like you can do fun stuff, but like there's other times where it's like, yeah
Starting point is 00:23:02 We're just we're just living life. Like it's just it's another it's another Wednesday. Yeah Yeah, Sebastian Manos Calco does on his Instagram. He does a lot of waiting for his wife. Yeah, I love his Instagram Yeah, his is almost like a that that to me a lot of times feels like a real reality Yeah, absolutely It's him like stumbling through the packages at the door and like being like, oh, which one of these and that's like real everyday life Yeah, um, so yeah, I mean reality TV. It's it's painting a picture that Isn't always necessarily true. Um, and I think it kind of skews the audience a little bit But I mean, that's what reality TV is there for, you know, it's for for drama or for whatever, you know, all those things
Starting point is 00:23:41 Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think about why some of it I look at I think I I wanted just sometimes I remember especially when I was like kind of growing up I guess or maybe Like I've made a little bit of money, but I'm not I'm not like a real rich guy But I remember I wanted to see some of the Kardashians because I wanted to see what it was like if somebody was rich, you know Sure, like if they had like You know indoor pets like that kind of shit, you know, I'm saying you want to see what people are doing, you know I remember that but um
Starting point is 00:24:13 Do you feel like it can do you feel like that had any effect on like your you got your relationship? And I'm not trying to get any relationship, but do you feel like that like? That can rat like I just don't I'm really untrustworthy of that kind of stuff So even the side effects of a lot of that momentum and what's glamour and stuff like that we can start to believe it Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I mean and you start to you start to believe it and you start to think That's how it should always be and you know, and you know, it's the grass is green on the other side Like all those things can someone can fall into that trap. I didn't fall into it but it definitely could happen and it's
Starting point is 00:24:56 You know and I reality TV doesn't bother me and I would I'd go back and do it again for sure And if someone came to me with an awesome reality TV show idea, I'd do it I mean, I've got no issues with it It's just I think you have to be really grounded in kind of who you are and what you want out of it Right, and and and realize that hey, this is this is a job period And and your life has to be in a stable place and and you have to realize all right when the cameras are gone Like it's just normal life again. Yeah Which I'm sure it's hard for some people
Starting point is 00:25:31 Yeah, I would bet probably I mean I bet it's almost like in some semblance the same of like be you know Doing football or doing something for a long time and then being out of this like yeah But it's almost even different because you're not you don't get to like Not hide behind a game, but that you you're playing within a vehicle football. It's not like it's you Standing out there like and you just yell out some secrets at the line and then you know the offense of linemen turns around It tells you a secret you know It's like but I mean people get people get confused by this stuff because it becomes their sense of self like that's who they are right and That's what you do for a living. That's that's not what that's not you that that
Starting point is 00:26:09 You you if you're if your validation is through that stuff That's eventually gonna go away. Like you're gonna be lost and you know Some people that take some a little bit to figure that out and find out like all right How do I get validated? You know what who am I like what makes me tick and it's it's a And I think that's pretty common for a lot of people. I'm sure within their jobs and within kind of who they are Yeah Yeah, I could probably think that too, man Um, yeah, I mean if your podcast is if everything's gone tomorrow and you got to
Starting point is 00:26:42 Go down to wherever and work like it's gonna be it's gonna be a different experience Like you're gonna be like oh wait like it's all gone like that that was kind of the liquid death I was talking on camera like where the lights at. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point I yeah, so now I think about that. What would I do sometimes? What would you do? You know like they in podcast tomorrow. No one can do podcasts. They outlawed them. They outlawed them Yeah, they put a mask on all the cameras We'll say easily could you know to the two mass just for just the case That's a great question, man
Starting point is 00:27:19 I mean, I do stand up comedy for a living so I'd have that but if I went if that went to yeah Man, I don't know. I probably hopefully try to get myself a little bit of land and maybe do Just become a prepper Maybe a prepper, but also a prepper who has like a side paintball type of biz maybe and also maybe a pumpkin patch Kind of like okay for holidays. Yeah. Yeah something where it's like at least around the holidays people are gonna come around Yeah, yeah, see people. Okay, so you're kind of doomsday. You're out for yourself, but at least on Christmas. Yeah, like holiday time Yeah, it's gonna get a little festive And paintball you can work on some stuff, you know, yeah, you could low key see who in town is exactly recruit
Starting point is 00:27:58 Yeah, it's a recruitment for you. Yeah It's like hey this guy things go down. You're on my team. Yeah, Sam. I want to talk to you about your son over here He's a real yeah, yeah, it's got some potential in my world When you're traveling to a destination where you don't know the language it can be challenging To accomplish even the simplest of tasks thankfully There's Babble the number one selling language learning app. Yep Through babbles bite-sized learning lessons, you'll learn new language skills that you can actually use in the real world
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Starting point is 00:30:55 Capable to pull it off. Yeah over time. Do you notice it like do you? I mean, I think it probably goes back to his work at work ethic like to start and then You know, he was he was in a great situation. Yeah, I mean, I think, you know timing Situation work ethic, you know his talent his brain like a lot of things have to come together like if you look at really successful people You know, they're they're obviously talented in whatever their field is But there's there's got to be some things that come together to help them get to this point Yeah team like just uh, yeah, and I mean being with Bill and and Josh McDaniels and their defense was unbelievable when he first got there and obviously he was good too and he grew with that and he became the team but
Starting point is 00:31:41 You know, you look at a lot of these quarterbacks that they get into the league early and they're just you know, they're on bad teams They don't have a lot of talent around them The coaches coaches kind of maybe getting fired or coming in and starting over so And and not to take away from Tom because I mean he what he's done is it will probably never be done again You know, but he would he came into a really really good situation and and and to his credit he he took advantage of it You know better than anybody could Is there like anything that he possesses does it seem like he's magic when you around like when you see him or something? Or is it just well, he's he's aging backwards, right? Yeah, it is pretty pretty magnificent. I mean it there it is. Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:22 I mean it there it is. Yeah. I mean he's Benjamin Button. Yeah, he's Benjamin Brady for sure Dude, you know, it's crazy Benjamin Brady was my damn. I had a principal in school named Benjamin Brady. Really? And we used to be able to get paddled Yeah, bro and this dude He would put it on you and then a friend of mine died not too long ago this this kid died or he's an adult now but he was a kid when I when I met him because I was a kid and Uh, I went to the funeral and Benjamin Brady was there dude the principal. Yeah Yeah, and I hadn't seen him ever. I'd only seen him since he like paddled us and was like rude and he had a freaking uh
Starting point is 00:32:56 He was vaping I think and he was just like chillin in this funeral It's so different to see like people of like authority whenever you're younger And now like you're grown and you see him now. It's like you're just a regular just a regular dude Yeah, you're eating crackers like Where's your paddle? Did you uh did with did you guys have that kind of corporal punishment when you were in schools or no? You could get paddled really. Yeah, you ever get it. No. No, I was I was like by the book Um, you know tried to I did try to do everything right you did I was I was the oldest and I mean I just that's just kind of what
Starting point is 00:33:34 I did Did you like were you like an instigator at all in class? You were like you were just chill. Just chill. Yeah I mean, I didn't I mean, no, yeah, and that's kind of how my oldest is now like he He I was I was a pleaser, you know, like I wanted to do the right thing. I wanted to I mean Towards the end of high school I stopped caring so much about my grades and stuff But like I went from like a's and b's to like a c plus A few classes. Yeah, that's fun. Isn't that fun that last year and a half you're like, I think I'm gonna be okay
Starting point is 00:34:03 Like I stopped I stopped taking like Honors English and I I just went into like the normal English class just English and I was like this is awesome People learning a stutter in there Like I could do this. Yeah, this yeah We went from like 10 page papers. So like just write a paragraph at least like got it Just draw a picture anything Dude, that was fun once you're in high school and you kind of realize there's that moment where it's like You realize that the you don't have those crazy grades that's going to do anything for you
Starting point is 00:34:34 Or you have a path with a sport or with a um profession already and you're like, oh man And I think that's probably part of that's probably the part of the problem Like I figured out like this doesn't matter. Right. This isn't what I'm gonna be doing Like I just need to get through this part of it. I obviously I don't want to be disrespectful and you know, just absolutely bomb it but A cb or a it's literally doesn't make a difference. Right. It's not gonna make a difference in my life Yeah, once you learn that there's definitely like a new found it's almost it's a little bit of an apathy of It's a little thar. It's like a freedom, but it's also like, uh, I'm gonna take the I'm gonna do what I want to do now kind of
Starting point is 00:35:12 Yeah Yeah, and I think it's looked at like you said it's looked at like you're trying to take the easy way out But it's like no, I'm just I'm just gonna focus my attention on something like that matters to me now Yeah, instead of Something that matters to your teachers or your parents or whatever Did you um, we got a question right here. You want to bring this in? Sean your hair looks like George Washington. Do you see that? You see his haircut? He does. Like did you get it? Did you get it cut like that?
Starting point is 00:35:37 You're like, hey Give me the George Washington. They're probably the byword is probably like, who's that? That's patriotic dude. It could be Tommy Lahren gave him that cut dude Tommy cut your hair. What if she did haircuts and she only did cuts like patriotic figures if she only did president cuts Yeah, the first 16 presidents. I'm gonna give you the Abe Lincoln today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got that Ben Franklin a couple Ben Franklin's here at noon. Oh, let's take forever I'd go in that letter style me who cuts your hair me. I just started cutting my own again, man. Did you? Yeah This lady named Whitney cut it for a while and this lady named Libby cuts it sometimes too
Starting point is 00:36:18 Like it's pulling off a mullet is I mean, I couldn't do it. I mean you do it. Well, thanks, man What's good? Yeah, I had this haircut when I was real small and then I got like a man's cut like a regular man's cut And I never felt okay. Yeah, this is a little bit more. You can hide kind of sure Um, I have a wide nose. So it's like this gives me a little bit more more more more more width Yeah, it kind of makes it smaller. Yeah, you got to plan it out. Yeah, but now that I look at it It's not that wide
Starting point is 00:36:45 No, I think some of it gets in your head too. Once you start thinking one thing about yourself You're like, oh man, one of my legs is too long or you know, I got too much hair on my body You don't say you start going crazy. I do anyway I just got a Nordic track as well. But um, why? I don't know. I think they got me with some of the adverts the advertisements. What is like a treadmill or like the No, not the hand too. I'll do that later down the line, but it's just treadmill So Nordic track makes a treadmill now. Yeah, make a treadmill, but it's uh, it has like a click You get up to about 5.5 and it's starting has a I think they got it fast
Starting point is 00:37:21 Is that a walk? I mean, it's a it might maybe it's a slow jog. I mean in the nfl is probably a walk But for me, it's probably for just a regular you're getting it. Yeah, I'm getting it. Yeah I'm cruising but um, but it's not very Nordic like Nord. I feel like when they say Nordic that has like a Like a aspen like a yeah, Switzerland vibe. Yeah Yeah, and it has like a fan on it, but it didn't even get that cold. It's just more for like comfort I think so it doesn't I wish it had that blast you out. We're going down to 25 degrees You know I'm saying good luck. Motherfucker came on the thing or something, you know, I was I was uh I saw in your garage. I was poking around your garage and where did you get your cold tub?
Starting point is 00:38:04 Oh, yeah, this company this new company called blue cube. I think They send it to me. Really? It's their first one blue blue cube blue cube. Send me one, please. Yeah, um, I They probably will man. I uh I'm a Wim Hof. Yeah, I like that Wim Hof stuff, man. I wish I focused on it a little bit more I know I I got into it when I was in Chicago three probably five years ago and uh, I mean, it's it's really good stuff It's really good stuff. Who was a player you play with that was like way into that kind of stuff, you know, that was just like You know, you know that was just eating liver out of a bag all day on the field, you know You know when I first I mean NFL is weird. It's really weird. Um
Starting point is 00:38:46 Because it's it's very very rare to find anybody that's into like alternative stuff Really? Yeah, like these dudes are just eating McDonald's and I mean it's gotten better, but like It's it's uh, it's a fast-paced You know crush your body and just go to the next day. It's not really it's not I was never around a lot of guys that were really focused on taking care of their bodies. I mean, there's there's obviously people out there, but right, you know 75 of the guys are just You know going to Chick-fil-A or McDonald's or doing whatever and just coming in and rolling. Damn and these guys are Unbelievable athletes like these guys are programmed to play football and they are
Starting point is 00:39:30 Absolute freak shows. Damn. So they can just they've they've obviously gotten used to being able to do that They can do it. They can eat whatever they want drink whatever they want and show up and just Absolutely do it on Sundays What about smokers? You ever because um, I'm friends with Blake Blake Griffin and uh, he said that Uh, he used to play with this cool guy from Slovakia that would smoke cigarettes after the games Yeah, did you ever play with anybody that smoke? I mean, I played with guys that smoked weed. Yeah a lot of talking cigarettes Uh, I don't know. I mean not that I know of any of the smoke cigarettes. I don't even know people that smoke cigarettes Yeah, is that still a thing? I don't know. They still sell cigarettes
Starting point is 00:40:06 I mean, I just threw my vapes away because they just made me nervous at night because I would hit them too much And then I would get all nervous, but um, wait, what you vape or not? No I think it's fun for a little while. I mean, I think it's like this nicotine Yeah, it's nicotine. Yeah, but it's flavored. It's like you can get like You know, berry crush, you know, you know, uh You know fun lime or something. I don't know different type of flavor. You didn't get like Pear Yeah, I don't get it. Pear party. This is a different one. You lost me here
Starting point is 00:40:44 Um, oh there you go right there. Lynn Dawson enjoys a sweet cig during the Super Bowl Yeah, they always put a cigarette in my mouth in my pictures Yeah, I know they got the smoking J stuff and I was just I wouldn't even really think about that I just wish you knew a player that freaking smoke dude because that guy to me would be a damn animal Yeah, like just smoke cigs. Yeah, just fucking whipping just came into work just Chucked it out and said, let's do this boys Now that to me like Chick-fil-A. Yeah, I get it man. I mean, I mean they they used to all smoke I mean they used to that there used to be a thing. Yeah, I mean drink beer and drink beer in locker rooms
Starting point is 00:41:19 smoke cigarettes Yeah, when I was in school, man, they had um Um, before In Louisiana, you used to be able to drink when you were 18 years old. You could buy alcohol And it was the last one of the last states to be able to do that because The federal government said we're not going to give you any more road money. Yeah, they said we're we're not going to give you money for roads Right, we're not going to build highways. We're like fuck it. We don't need you guys We got four-wheelers. We'll be fine. Yeah, we'll drink and we'll ride on a crocs back
Starting point is 00:41:47 You know what I'm saying? We'll figure it out But I think after about two years the roads you realize people are drunk and they're driving on bad. Yeah, this is a problem This doesn't work out So you lost that battle. Yeah, but it was like a year two before I got to high school They would have parties at the school like on certain days where Kids would um just bring a keg and you would have it like if they were 18 They'd be able to stay there and and party man, and I'm gonna hear these great stories. Yeah, and it's like Sometimes I think the lore of things makes me
Starting point is 00:42:15 Like the nostalgia of things makes things more exciting Yeah, you know like that's like that stuff and then like, you know the 70s when everything was like more innocent Yeah, like I feel like the innocence of The world is kind of gone Which is I mean, it's unfortunate, but I mean there's other things in the world that are amazing right now too But like that innocence of being able to do those things is is I think it's long gone. Yeah Yeah, there's so much judgment now on every little thing. Yeah, you can't do anything Yeah, I mean you don't even smoke a cigarette in you and you're a smoker. I'm a smoker
Starting point is 00:42:50 So it's yeah, people want me to sign like packs of cigarettes for I don't even know bro. I don't smoke cigarettes. Yeah, I'll smoke a cigar Yeah, love love a cigar. Did you ever go smoke a cigar with michael jordan in chicago? No, no Um, because he always smokes him it seems like yeah, I mean he would always have him in a locker and stuff I feel like he smokes one daily. Yeah Which I don't know if that's good or bad I think if I think if you're him you can do it. I feel like I think it's for different people It's different things, you know, like you know what you can handle
Starting point is 00:43:24 You know, I I mean, yeah Six cigars a day. Okay. I was way off Yeah, that's a lot it seems like I mean, that's a lot of I mean, is that that can't is that good for you? They see that nicotine will ramp my heart up And I couldn't and I wouldn't you don't inhale a cigar, but I mean, I'm sure some gets into you obviously Yeah, I think some gets wet for me. Someone definitely get into me Um, yeah, here we go negative effects of cigars. Let's do this
Starting point is 00:43:58 Cigar smoking. Okay, can't mouth cancer. That's bad throat cancer probably bad, too Yeah, lung cancer heart disease All bad things all pretty infatility I'm done having kids. I'm cool with that. Yeah, then you're ready. Yeah No issues with that one. That's what you can come out with then uh cutler's infertility cigars Only smoke if you never want to have children again Yeah, cutler's soccer soccer's realignment and infertility cigars. Dude, I think that place would be packed. Oh gosh We'd be on fire. You put a porch out front. People would go forever line out the door
Starting point is 00:44:39 um Yeah, I was thinking like uh Was there a big like because for like a regular like I I would be remember being in the stands or in high school When kids were playing dude, and I played basketball, but not super well Yeah, and I just remember Does it seem more fun at college or at the pros? Is there like a big change where the What what's some of that change in there because one has so much more money attached to it One has a lot like that all-american type of thing. Um, was there one you even preferred more than the other high school
Starting point is 00:45:13 High school is the purest form You know, you're you're out there. You're playing with your friends and your guys and like you're just you're playing football Just because you love it. Yeah College I think was college is fun because it's college You're you're away from your parents. You're living life. You're at parties. You play football. You're going to school Like you're becoming an adult And you know, you're figuring out life at that point. Yeah and then I think the NFL it becomes it's a job
Starting point is 00:45:45 and You know, there's probably some you get jaded by it a little bit and it's literally a job Right and I the first couple years you you it's a blast because you're having fun. You have money Um stadiums you buy your own house. You can buy a car But after a while like it's it is it there's a job attached to that and you're expected to perform And if you don't perform, you know, somebody else will take your job. So like it's it's a little bit different Yeah, that is interesting. I never thought like what if I had a job? But there's somebody sitting over there who if I'm not doing my job good today
Starting point is 00:46:19 They can come do it. Well, and then there's you know, 50 people in the room being like critiquing like everything you do I mean, you people critique you, but I mean It's just different. I mean every monday tuesday In the facility like they're bringing guys in to try out I mean, they're out there on the field like running running routes throwing doing drills Every monday and tuesday damn So, I mean, there's there's you know, there's a percentage of the locker room that kind of gets turned over every couple weeks Yeah, I never thought about that with that pressure
Starting point is 00:46:46 But like I like even if I'm on stage doing stand-up and there's somebody off in the wings who's over there stretching Just waiting. Yeah, please mess up. Please mess up. Please mess up. I'm for me and coach God, that would be crazy, man. That's intense. We got a question that came in right here from someone. This isn't live to see, you know What up, this is colton out here in las vegas. I had a question for j What was the worst part of your rookie hazing and then what was the stupidest thing you spent on your first contract money gang gang, baby Um Worst part of hazing. Um, I was lucky. I was really lucky. I went to denver and it was john lynch champ bailey jake plumber Al wilson, it was an old veteran team and mike shanahan was a coach and like it was just it was ran
Starting point is 00:47:33 Really well, you know guys were respectful guys were cool, you know, they messed with you But like they did it the right way right like you look at you look around today and like guys are getting their head shaved and doing all And doing stuff like it wasn't like that all we had to do was get in front of the team and either sing a song or tell a joke Right, and that was it. We were done. Did you hear stories like old days when it was like really crazy because It kind of reminded me. I guess of like in fraternities and stuff. You'd always hear crazy stuff like in lsu. You're crazy Yeah in college we they blindfolded us And then we had to run through the locker room And they had wiffle ball bats and all kind of stuff and just like beat us as we ran through it
Starting point is 00:48:19 and then we got to We got to the finish line and Uh, we had to swallow goldfish. Oh damn really? Yeah And then they threw us in the showers and all the showers were on cold and they just threw us in there and like made us wait in there Oh, wow Interesting. Like yeah, like that like yeah, we didn't have any of that stuff I mean, that's a really bad. I mean, yeah, you had to carry pads and stuff like that off of the lord will fix that Is that t-bow? Yeah. Oh, he'll be fine
Starting point is 00:48:47 But yeah, that's a bad cut. It looks cool on him though. He does kind of look cool. Yeah, he pulled it off Yeah, I think it reminded me of mo and curly and larry of the three sticks exactly what it is I mean, but if you just wear a hat, it's like all right. I'm good Yeah, but once you don't wear that hat, dude, you're definitely better have a wife Yeah, you might as well just not wear a hat just so like it's it's known Like you don't want to take it off and be like, oh Wait, yeah, you don't want to surprise people and I don't think he was looking for a wife at that point either So he's probably good. I think this might have been a point
Starting point is 00:49:17 I don't remember in his career when I don't even know if he was Because I think he had some stuff where he wasn't maybe dating. I don't remember but yeah, like he was virgin and stuff the whole thing Right. Yeah. So I think yeah, he was on now this dude right there. That looks like his actual haircut He was like this is this is you don't even have to cut my hair This is our role This guy looks like he got cancer from like a native american like this dude looks like He is freaking all in bro like last of the chemotherapy, dude. This dude's ready to ride, bro I'm with this guy, man
Starting point is 00:49:54 Um, oh my goodness is the biggest, uh, you had a lot of neat people to play with over there It was matt forte a really cool guy. Yeah, that's the best god. I was a big jp lawson fan growing up Uh, and I went to school. I went to school at Loyola when jp went to Tulane and so I got to know him some and so Um, I was super super super talented Awesome dude in a locker room off the field like did everything right? Um true professional. He was awesome. Yeah Yeah The offense of linemen is that your most important guys like you have to like for me
Starting point is 00:50:27 Yeah, yeah, I mean receivers are important too, but like, you know something like you just got out of kind of You throw in the ball taking the dinner like they're kind of diva ish So like they're easy to deal with I mean the offense of linemen like they They make or break you Is there sometimes where you really were on seasons and where it's like man I don't know if these some of these guys are really down for me Like is there is there like a real thing when those guys are like down for you and when they're not? I mean, yeah, I mean you got you got to start the you got to start the pre or in training camp
Starting point is 00:50:53 Like you've got to earn their trust and you've got to be there for them You got to you know, stick up for them and go to dinners with them and like Ride or die like they're co-workers. Yeah, they're they're they're your front line. Yeah So even if they mess up like you you got to build them back up. It makes me scared, bro I'll get scared even watching people Now's the time to celebrate You know j cutler's playing the nfl And draft kings is rocking the nfl
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Starting point is 00:53:11 Theo make your body your balls your pumps kens a priority I heard you say that it you seemed like easier for quarterbacks like quarterbacks don't get hit as much these days Yeah, do you think it is that way? Do you think like the game is getting more like just almost to a two-hand touch for quarterbacks in a way? Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're they're protecting the the most valuable asset out there. I mean, these guys are getting paid crazy amount of money, so the NFL is going to protect them and uh You know, I don't think I think I think it's a good thing for the game because like you don't want to get into a season where
Starting point is 00:53:46 You know, you lose five of the best starting quarterbacks in the fell like you want like they're trying to take care of the product They want to put a good product out there. They want to make it exciting. You know, it's just uh, you know, it's a fine line It's like hey like how far do you actually go here with this interesting? Um What feels some of your time these days man, so obviously you started potting. Were you doing something else? Was there another business that you thought about getting into? um, you know Have people come at you with some weird ideas or anything? You know, I'm doing a
Starting point is 00:54:17 A meat subscription box now called cuts. Yeah, so I'm doing that And and that was fun. I thought about doing a butcher shop at one point, but I'm like, I don't know if that's something then butcher shop would be cool I know but then like, you know the pandemic or hit and I was like, well people aren't even leaving their houses Like they're definitely not going to go buy meat. Yeah That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you can't leave your house. We got to go buy some meat today. Let's do that Because the wife's like, no, you're not going out. We need meat. Damn it. I'm going to this going to the butcher shop But cut the selling meat
Starting point is 00:54:52 Um, and then yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'm just figuring it out. Yeah. No, do you feel any pressure? You don't need financial. You don't need no, I don't feel I don't feel pressure. Um, I like doing the podcast stuff You know, the kids are getting older. So they're doing more stuff Um, you know, there was pressure when I first got out, but I mean that's gone now. So it's just kind of just I've always said like, hey, like things will start to come like I'll I'll I mean, I'm I'm not going to just sit on my Butt forever and I'm not doing that. So it's it's it's picking up. Yeah Um, did you get to play against Drew Brees? You guys played once right in the playoffs, maybe Played in the playoffs when they had Reggie Bush. I think the Saints had Reggie Bush. Oh, no, I was I was in the Chicago
Starting point is 00:55:34 that I played I played I played him in Denver Um, played him in Denver. They had Reggie and then in Chicago. We played him probably I'm sure we played him a couple of times Was it interesting to see Drew Brees because he almost is like an anomaly like I remember when I first got to new Orleans so bizarre he came out and saw a comedy show It was like his first week in town and Scott Fajita brought him out to see a comedy show one time Yeah, we won that game. Um that Denver Denver Saints game
Starting point is 00:55:59 They missed a field goal. They missed a like a 50-yard field goal 40-yard field goal at the at the end to lose and we won um, yeah, I'm he's Yeah, it's it's and if you watch him like he lifts his head up because he's short He lifts his head up and like he's looking through his face mask And I'm like, I don't know. I have no idea It's like insane and he's insanely accurate insanely smart um it's yeah
Starting point is 00:56:29 He's got a ton of records. I mean, he's he's people don't have a hard time catching him Was it fun to hand the ball off and not have to pass? That's what I would want to do. I feel like Sometimes kind of relaxing like yeah, like yeah, like just You know, you don't even have to think but I mean a lot of the run plays have checks on them You've got to go the other way. You've got a point of mic. I mean, it's Very few like we call them call and runs like just car plays like you just go up there You call it and you just go up there and say hey blue 80. Blue 80 said I can just hand it off And there's a handful of those in the game plan, but I mean not many there's probably fewer in today's game than I had
Starting point is 00:57:06 Did you ever hand it off to a guy and you're like, man, this guy's fucked dude. They're gonna kill this guy. Oh, yeah That's awesome. Yeah, you hand it off. Like this is going nowhere That's awesome. Good luck, bro Good luck. Damn, bro. That's freaking wild, man um You had to think a couple weeks ago they were talking about the mask with the kids Yeah, and the superintendent or the would you really be a superintendent? I'd be on the school board I'm gonna be I want to be on the school board. Um
Starting point is 00:57:31 I would vote for you, man. I would help you campaign. I appreciate it. Uh in my district. It's not I can't run until 2024 So what is it 21 why because you have to live there for a long time? No just because like that's how the terms are so I think it's a four-year term, I think I'm guessing and And the last vote was in 2000. So the guy in my district isn't up until 2024 So I've got some time to uh campaign hit the road fundraiser All the things do yeah, maybe do a little comedy cuts fundraiser. Absolutely some meat some chuckles
Starting point is 00:58:08 Get some uh, get some uh, some school moms out there. Yeah But it's uh, it's people have been supportive. Um, and you know, williamson county I think is going through it right now with the mass situation and everything else and it's uh It's gonna be interesting to see what happens in the school systems down there Yeah, it's kind of it's it's kind of wild thinking about like kids having to wear that's kind of almost the scariest thing I feel like some people say well kids don't know it's an issue if you don't tell them it's an issue And some of that I get but also like I feel like if I have a mask on I can't I don't get the same Feelings from people. I don't get the same intuition. Yeah, and also it's like children are like the least like
Starting point is 00:58:50 It just seems it seems ridiculous. Yeah, and you And I mean now, you know, that's what they're spinning now If you go and see an end like it's like, all right, you know, we've got Outrageous number of kids getting getting sick and stuff and then if you go to a different side, it's like well, they're You know the survival rate for kids is 99.9 percent So it's it's like you get it from both sides and and my and you know, I got pinned on the no mask side Which I'm fine with that and that's for my kids. I don't want them to wear masks in school Yeah, I think it's it's hard enough being in school
Starting point is 00:59:24 It's hard enough, you know going through that that k through five to have to have a mask on and Learn how to read and write and talk and do all this stuff With that being said like if you want to send your kid to school with a mask, that's that's on you. Yeah, I'm fine with it I got no issues if you want to get the vaccine get the vaccine. Yeah Um, I just don't think we we can make a mandate for you know k through five like hey You have to wear a mask. That was my whole thing like you can't mandate that right and then and they and they they gave They gave everyone you can opt out. I mean they they figured that part out. So I mean we opted out Um, but I just don't want to get pinned like all right
Starting point is 01:00:07 I'm a hundred percent against this and I'm I'm against it for for my own being But if you have a different opinion, I'm I'm more than willing to listen and I'm more than willing to support whatever decision You want to make? Yeah, totally. I think it's interesting sometimes how if you say anything that is even like Contrary or not even contrary, but like it's like if you want to raise your hand and even talk about the stuff Do you immediately get pinned on like you're this outlier you're this like Anarchist and I think a lot of that is goes back to what we're talking to earlier It's just like anything that people can click on it's like they just want that's all they care about making
Starting point is 01:00:41 They don't really care about making a conversation and it's and it's all just you get extreme over here extreme over here Like there's no Like middle ground anymore. There's no common sense. Like I don't under I think there are a lot of them But those people no one was to well and they don't want to talk Those people don't want to talk because you're going to get destroyed on one side of the other But I think you're right. I think there's a lot of people in this middle ground That do have common sense that do want to live in this middle area and don't want to be on these extremes They just
Starting point is 01:01:11 You know, I mean, it's not worth it anymore to say anything. Yeah, it's like I'm not gonna. That's the weird part I'm not gonna say anything. I don't want to deal with this either side of this Yeah, man, sometimes I get afraid to speak up man about certain things. Yeah Yeah, but also sometimes I get afraid. This is why I get afraid jay because sometimes I Um, we give her another water just we has it. Thank you, Sean Um, sometimes I get afraid because I just don't uh, sometimes my brain doesn't work as well as as fast as I need it to So it's like I don't want to say something until I know exactly what it is And people don't give you room to like
Starting point is 01:01:44 Oh, no, you say one thing wrong. It's over. Yeah, dude You don't get a second chance. It's like well, that's impossible So the only people that are even allowed to speak anymore then are people reading off teleprompters who are Knowing exactly what they're about to say. Yeah, or maybe like Ben Shapiro who's like somehow or Jordan Peterson who are like Computers and they're able to get it from here to here. They process it just like that It's crazy man seeing some of that and there's a lot of people out there They just don't want to say anything because they don't want to get canceled. They don't want to lose sponsors They don't want to lose their job. So like there's like, hey, I can't say anything
Starting point is 01:02:16 Yeah, I can't because I've got to feed my family. I need to go to work Yeah, and that's kind of interesting too. It's like at least yeah Maybe someone else I'll take that for granted like I'm in a place where at least I could say some stuff if I want to But I worry though if I say like not to say certain things but like Like the other day we did a Netflix special and that we taped at the rhyme and and they Like a couple days before like everybody needs to be vaccinated or have a negative test Sure, and it was like, you know, everybody had bought their tickets knowing that they either had a Just knowing both things. Yeah, I'm willing to go. I've been vaccinated. I'm willing to go and I haven't yeah
Starting point is 01:02:53 Um, so that was really interesting because then it's like this They're like, well, this is kind of our production that we're putting on so it's like you want to work with the rules People have already bought their tickets. They're coming. You want them to be able to be a part of it and see the show but it's interesting when businesses kind of um Um Start to have mandates and I and whether they're worried about what the social media repercussions will be And that's that's a real that's a that's a world we live in now. Oh, it's weird man. It is weird It's a really weird and we're at the point to we're at that
Starting point is 01:03:24 We're at that we're still I think in that period where we're navigating what that is and what it means and if it means anything like You know two years ago a tweet somebody said something it meant everything and now it's starting to be a little bit Like people don't even pay attention that much. No. Yeah. Yeah. I mean twitter. I think twitter like It's just about quantity like people are just spitting out stuff I mean, and it's just gone like there's a next thought the next thought the next thought Um, yes, I don't think twitter. I mean there's impactful people that tweet for sure We're like, I think a lot of twitter is just
Starting point is 01:03:56 It's just you know garbage. Yeah, it's just a weird chatterbox. It's like it's almost like steven a smith But in like a business. Yeah, just just firing off stuff. Yeah, just right just word garbage Anything that and it's like anything that will pick up steam exactly But it's gonna be it's gonna be interesting like 10 years from now Like we look back in this space and time and like what what we're gonna think about I don't know and I don't want to speculate but it's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be interesting Because you know, you look back at remember like like y2k. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was like the first big thing Yeah, like the world was ending like banks banks were gonna be like finished people were buying lambs
Starting point is 01:04:36 Do people were buying like lambs and stuff for you know saying people are insane. Yeah banks were gonna be done Yeah, all your money will be gone when you wake up on like the whole thing I wonder if that was like the first thing that really started to scare people. I don't know I don't know But I mean, you're gonna be a pepper here soon. So like you're good. Oh, dude I can't wait where I'll be just sitting there with a candle fucking watching old joe rogans Just doing all I can man Just eating fucking jay cutler beef jerky that gets brought to me on a fight from a local wagon
Starting point is 01:05:07 What was that question that came in man? We'll get to a couple questions here for you j Hi, theo and j. Um, I am so excited to know that jay is gonna be on theos podcast. That's awesome Um, jay. Oh my gosh, learn everything you can from him. He's awesome. Um, my question is a poor jay cutler My son started playing football this year. He's nine. He's a big boy and Wondering what some of your encouraging words might be for a first time football player first year Um, and anything for the moms out there who are watching our, uh, sweet little thick boys getting blasted on the line gang gang uncut Oh
Starting point is 01:05:51 That's tough. I know I know whenever my mom like when I started playing football and even like whenever I got into the NFL Like she was an absolute nightmare on game day. Oh my gosh. So nervous. I mean literally, I mean every game I played Just terrified And what is he terrified of you getting hurt? Yeah getting hit like the whole thing and Would she be in the stands always at the same spot kind of where you could see her? Um Yeah, I mean I always knew where our parents were and then we had a box When we got in the NFL so like I mean I always knew where they were
Starting point is 01:06:26 um And looking back on it now I'm like I get excited kids right And they I always want to play football and it's like I don't know bro like I don't know like I don't know if we need to put you out here this because I mean watching them get hit and stuff it's like It's kind of it's it's hard and I took it for granted as whenever I was playing like I didn't get it You know, I got it, but I was like, hey, I'm gonna be fine. Like I've got this taking care of like you can chill out mom. Yeah um
Starting point is 01:06:57 You don't get what they're going to know not at all But now you see it now. Yeah now I see it completely different than like I'm like I understand it now like it and thinking about Can my oldest like going out there and playing football and getting you know, just smoked on a place like gosh That's gonna be tough to watch And would people try and smoke in more or other dads going to put a heads, you know gosh Yeah, lion's fans or something, you know some dads and lions. Yeah, gotta be tough. Absolutely in any household
Starting point is 01:07:24 Absolutely, and it's just you know that undue pressure on them and you know all those things so I'm sorry to all the all the moms out there. I know how how difficult it is to to do that and you just gotta Encourage your son as much as you possibly can positive positive positive. It's in any sport when they first start Make it fun. Make it fun. Oh make it fun What sport if you had to lead him into a different one? Do you think you'd maybe lead him into baseball? Oh, yeah Yeah, I mean do baseball safe, man. Yeah super safe. I mean obviously you can get hit with a ball. Um The only the only downside of baseball is you play 162 games. Oh, yeah, your wife's gonna leave you Oh for sure
Starting point is 01:08:06 You might even know she's gone. Do yeah, how many games you just come back like wait, what? Which go Um, I'm friends of Walker Bueller actually that went to Vanderbilt He's probably him and Joe must go over probably my only two baseball guys that's pro baseball men that I know But um, yeah, it's a different lifestyle But one thing it's interesting about him, dude. He's kind of uh, I don't want to see he's not a regular size Dude, but you see he throws just out of sheer fury, bro. Like some guys are like six seven, you know But walk. I mean he throws out of just whole body
Starting point is 01:08:39 Still angry about calm man Dude in one of his arms when you see him. He showed me one time. It's like way longer. Yeah Yeah, his whole right side of his body is probably completely different and that's that that's typical of um quarterbacks, too It's like yeah, I mean this this side is is is doing this and this side is pulling So like you're pushing and you're pulling Um, so I mean you get torts. I mean you're doing this all day long So I mean it has effects on your body What about our UFC? Do you ever have you ever been to it? Yeah, love it. You do. Yeah, I went to uh Conor's last fight Conor and Dustin
Starting point is 01:09:14 Yeah, me too, dude. Yeah Me too. I was here. I saw Corey Feldman there. Did you yeah, which is pretty cool. Who else? Oh, I saw I got to meet Austin Hooper. Okay. Um Um, who's a football guy and Baker Mayfield and obj. Yeah, you're actually really cool. Yeah, I saw them uh Friday night Met Trump saturday night before the fight. Yeah. No, was that cool? It was really cool That's gonna get me cancelled Meet nick chubb. Huh? Meeting nick chubb Who you met nick chubb? Donald trump. Oh you met trump. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I don't I mean
Starting point is 01:09:50 I don't think that'll get you canceled. I think you could meet I mean, I think you're probably fine. Dude. I was there when he came into the arena. The place went bananas. It went crazy Yeah, went crazy the place went berserker. Yeah, they were chained for him. Yeah, that was wild, man But that was the first time I've ever been around. Um, you got to meet him though, huh? Yeah, it's the first time I've ever been around a president. Um and like the secret service. Are they there? Oh, yeah, they were there yet. They look legit or they don't look legit That's a really good question. I've heard mixed reviews sometimes and it was mixed reviews and I was with my buddies and we were sitting there and
Starting point is 01:10:25 We're like we're we're kind of I don't know. I mean, I probably shouldn't say this but we will I will We're kind of sizing up the secret service Not that we're gonna do anything, but it's like, all right, you know, like these guys are there should be the best the best always in in the Security world and you're at a UFC event people everybody's sizing everybody. Yeah, but I mean, we're at the trump. We're at the trump hotel at this point Okay, you're in this, you know conference room. Just waiting. Oh, you're waiting to see him Yeah, we're waiting to see him and secret services around and I'm like, you know what like he looks legit Right, you know, you're five seven. Yeah, just kind of looks like a normal dude below normal two inches
Starting point is 01:11:00 Yeah, and I'm like, I just don't But I mean they have to be super trained and I was asking my buddy. It's like, do you think you can take that guy? and he's like Probably he goes if I train for a year, I could take that guy like no weapons Yeah, a year's a long time. That is a long time now, especially when you don't have any time because but I think these dudes these guys These guys they've got some they've got some skill set that that we don't know about That I don't think you can you prepare for in a year. Yeah, that's probably true Yeah, I think you're looking at guys who are probably retired seals that sort of thing or like some bad dudes
Starting point is 01:11:38 And like I've thought about that like, you know, you run into like it in MMA guys are everywhere now It's like if you you you you just got to be careful with people That is kind of a cool equalizer of things. It's like I don't I mean, I'm not a fighter So I don't fight people. Yeah, but like I know people that do and like if you run into the wrong dude in a bar Like it could go real bad real fast. Yeah, it used to be totally different used to be kind of like, oh, you know This guy on land this guy, but now it's like yeah with all these headlocks leg locks Kamora's these chokes just break your arm and like two seconds and just walk out Yeah, dude, I go over to natural MMA or I did actually talk
Starting point is 01:12:13 I got a couple of cracked ribs and it was a really affecting my workflow. Yeah, but um Ribs would do that to you. Yeah, huh? That's just disheartening man. So it sucks everything. You can't you can't function You can't do anything. I could barely even hug somebody if I wanted to it. You can't even take a shit. Yeah Yeah, I could even I almost had to keep my hands up like this when I should do which is insane But it was just like less pressure on my body or something. I get it up in there God man the stuff that men go through women think they go through it all The stuff that men go through they go through some stuff. I mean, yeah, that's a good point. You're right, dude You're right, dude. Um, who was your first girlfriend? Do you remember in high school? Did you have one?
Starting point is 01:12:49 Um First first real girlfriend. Yeah, her name is Brooke. Yeah She's pretty hot or no. I mean, yeah, I felt like at the time dude. I bet you always got the hot ones, man Dude, I remember I had to make out with this girl in a sand trap that had two different types of I had to make out with this girl in a sand trap that had two different color eyes, dude So was it like cool two different color or like kind of did it freak you out? It was a little wizard. It was a little dungeons and dragon. You know what I'm saying? Like a little bit somebody's rolling one of those big guys, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:13:17 Every time you looked at her really cool chick though. Yeah, so But yeah, man, I remember one time the hot girl for some reason I got she she was down to go to like a dance or something. She was feeling your vibe Yeah, I don't know what happened. She might have not been feeling well. I don't know what happened But anyway, she was giving me a chance. She was ill. Yeah And we went to uh, oh and we went to like this dance And then I we were back at my friend's place where I was staying at and I like She we were like kind of kissing and I just couldn't believe in my head that this hot girl was giving me an opportunity
Starting point is 01:13:55 Yeah, so I'm like, I'm just like I'm just not doing real well. There's a statue. Oh, dude I'm trying to kiss but I can't like open get my mouth. You're overthinking it. Oh, dude I'm overthinking just like, you know, I've got brains in every part of my body And then I remember trying to like touch her panties and stuff and I got so nervous dude that I just took her home, bro And then I remember dude, I remember she got out of the car and even she was shocked like why am I going? Yeah, what's happening here? Yeah, and I remember pulling over by this freaking This dock this boat dock and fucking crying in my car, dude And that was in high school. That sucks
Starting point is 01:14:33 It was like my own nerves made it so hard for me to like sometimes do things like Even sometimes playing basketball. We'd be like if they ever put me a point card I'd be so nervous. I couldn't handle it. I would just shoot it from half court Like you just didn't want to mess up. Yeah, just like yeah, just get it out of my hands So like if I do this, you know, then I'm okay. You're good. Yeah But everything man. That's that's why I think I feel like quarterbacks have to have just not have this nerve thing No, you I mean, I yeah, I mean, I got nervous. I mean, I always got nervous before games But I think it was more like an anxious type of thing of like, all right, I'm ready to do this like let's go do this like
Starting point is 01:15:10 um It you know, didn't want to fail and I know there's guys out there that That were scared of failing. Um, and there was probably I probably had some of that in me. I know it definitely had some of that in high school. Um But I think once I got to the NFL like you prepare and like you do everything during the week So like you give yourself the best opportunity on sunday to be ready and if you do that like you're good but like there is a Definitely a factor of the unknown out there like you're not sure like is this gonna work
Starting point is 01:15:43 It might gonna perform. It might going to Be good enough on on this given day. Um And and there's definitely those thoughts that run through your brain for sure and in my brain anyway. Yeah um Was that the first girl you ever kissed bro? No, I kissed a different I kissed a girl before that christie. Yeah, dude before that At a dance the girl that I kissed was named christie brah. I'm not even joking, dude
Starting point is 01:16:13 And I would say her last name but and she had part of her tooth was kind of chipped She kind of had that lulled christmas a little you know And somebody locked us in a room, dude some pervert I think And why and like went out by the window and watched us stay in there and try to kiss Louisiana is a different place man. It was Maybe that's why I was always so scared There was just everything was bucket. There's so many perverts. Yeah, it's a different it's a different state Uh, was it at a dance or was it?
Starting point is 01:16:44 It was yeah Yep, I mean school dances were I mean you look back on them now and it's like there was so much pressure in it It's like who am I gonna dance with like you see the sidelines or you're gonna get in the mix like what's happening here Yeah, and all the slow songs were so good back then is so long Oh, yeah, and the thunder roll. Yeah, that's pretty good time. Do they still have school dances? Is that so a thing? I don't know. It might be virtual now I'm sure probably and I think if you're erect you just like press a button or if like you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:17:16 Like kind of pings your screen or whatever um Dude, that's funny, but you got nervous too even asking girls out and stuff for sure. Yeah, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah God, dude. Yeah, absolutely. I can't even believe that Yeah, I mean I was I mean I was kind of a late bloomer I In school so and like I don't think I I mean you were tall though, right? No. Oh you weren't I mean I was I mean I was taller than you. Yeah, but like I grew
Starting point is 01:17:44 Probably I grew an inch and a half in college. Oh damn my freshman year Because the tall guy it always I feel like the tall guy always it's such a weird thing If you don't play a sport Yeah, then you got to work at the airport usually by the baggage do something and it's like if there's not like So to be tall because you're standing out from the crowd and to not have like a Maybe a skill or something that makes you feel comfortable. That would be scary Yeah, like if you're like six foot nine and like you didn't play basketball. It's like what what are you doing, bro? What do you do with your life at least move to slavaki and play like on the internet, you know
Starting point is 01:18:20 Oh, gosh, um, let's get one or two more questions. Did you um, was there uh, Uh, man, there was a oh were there players in the NFL that you think that couldn't read like is it that? Uh, yeah, absolutely. Wow. I've got a doubt I don't know how many but I I'm positive there's dudes. I can't read. That's awesome, bro. I had a doubt That's awesome. Well, I mean I think the NFL is like it's just I mean It's probably the NFL players they come from different backgrounds in basketball or baseball or soccer I mean a lot of these kids from like come from, you know, some tough tough areas. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 01:19:03 out of florida and texas and stuff and You know football is their way out. Yeah, and you know reading and writing is I'm sure it's less now than what it what it used to be just because the education and I mean social media like they all have social media. So they probably all can read it right now I'm probably wrong No, I think but I think now you're probably right. I mean, I remember we had kids at our school Definitely that were in eighth grade that couldn't read them right, you know, it was like That's common in Louisiana. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, it's part of our that's our national that's part of your charm
Starting point is 01:19:36 Our national anthem was just a bunch of people Staring at the alphabet our state our state song. Yeah Here's a question right here from the guy from friday night lights after he uh Everything's went took a different turn. Here we go Hi Theo. Hi Jay. Hope this finds you guys. Well, he's excited My question to Jay is, you know, we hear a lot of stories about how NBA players and NFL players They're they go broke within like three years of being out of their respective leagues And I know that's not the case with you Jay
Starting point is 01:20:08 But I would be interested in knowing what your best investment has been with your enemy with your NFL money I know Theo was asked to be an investor in like a Mexican drug cartel zoo or something, which It's an aloe actually could have been a cash cow A little risky, but could have been a cash cow. Well, it burned down about a month ago. Thanks Whole zoo burned down Really? Yeah, me and my buddy got it up. It'd be kind of cool to own a zoo Oh, I think it would be good like an lion or cutler's cages. Elephant. Yeah. Yeah I don't feel, I mean a cage is probably not a good look though. Um, best soft cages soft cages. Yeah
Starting point is 01:20:47 I could see that padded. Yeah It's just a lot of people you know that are in there probably Oh gosh, best investment or worst investment. Yeah, was there anything I know it's kind of a boring Yeah, it's not a boring. Yeah, it's not. I mean, I can make it cool if I have to I mean, I can make it cool if I had something cool, right? You know that it's one of those questions like this is either gonna be really awesome Or is this gonna be like, oh this this that was a dumb question because I guess sucked Yeah, did you buy a bunch of cd's or something? What happened? Um, you know, I bought a lot of dumb car. I mean not like
Starting point is 01:21:27 I just went through a lot of cars. Yeah and You know, not super like not two three hundred thousand four hundred thousand other cars just like, you know, you're You're Mercedes and your Audi's and trucks and like I would I would just go I had a Hummer at one at one point I've had a Toyota Land Cruiser twice. Oh, yeah, this is sick. I've had I mean just like those dumb stuff
Starting point is 01:21:53 And I got to a point. I was like, this is stupid like we need to just stop like just buy a car and just drive it Right instead of doing. Yeah the highly short term one year. Yeah Um, what do you think I had new for Bronco? I love it. You do. I do. Wow I I I tell you what I like more and I'm on the on the list for it is the uh, the The at least Are they out yet? weren't they supposed to be out like what happened? I've seen a couple actually you have like in in real life I sure have out in the wild. Yep out in the wild brother. I've seen these things. Wow Roman the earth dude. Oh no, I didn't see that one
Starting point is 01:22:29 That's doors off. I didn't know they could do that when I'm I'm on the wait list for the the Hummer EV Oh, you are. Yeah, the electric one Huh, like the top comes off Bring up that Hummer Because I got on the Cybertruck, but I can't tell if it seems cool or not the Tesla one. Yeah And then I can't tell if you're gonna be able to get your own tires put onto it Or if you have to use the ones that they give you because of just something Oh, wow, this is see I feel like this looks a little chunkier than the Bronco
Starting point is 01:23:00 I feel like the Bronco looks too small. Yeah, the Bronco is small. They like this. I think I think this is gonna be Like you said a little bigger and the tops come off. I mean and it's electric I feel like I probably should have an electric car at some point. Yeah My life, maybe not. I like the smell of gas. Yeah, I'm gonna get in on my hands. I've got diesel trucks Like oh, oh dammit. You got that sweet gas, huh? Yeah, so like I feel like getting getting electric might like even even me out Some yeah, but you're back in doing the right thing back in God's gas graces Yeah, oh, that's pretty put on pull the one Kevin loves always trying to sell on instagram What's he selling? Oh
Starting point is 01:23:40 No, kevin love, um It's like a woody wagon, I think You Selling car, I don't know. Nope. It's woody wagon. What you try to Let me see what he's always doing. Oh, no, it's always on it. I just see did you make this up maybe? Oh that thing Kevin love definitely doesn't have a word. That's not it, man. He made he made that up. Yeah, no I there's I thought it was gonna love there's some guy on it some different dude That's always selling something. I tried to uh, I told I have a yoga instructor this morning
Starting point is 01:24:21 I told her I was gonna try to get set you up with her too Like for yoga or for a date, um for either one So her name is Emma. She teaches yoga and where she teach that is it good right here? She taught me this morning Oh, she comes to your house. Yeah Oh, that's nice. Or she's um, does she do chakras? She might dude. She's strong. Is she I mean, she's yeah, she's a dime I mean, she's all those all those yoga chicks are strong like they scare me Yeah, I mean don't scare me like that, but they're like
Starting point is 01:24:51 They're strong. You ever did a reel just a reel. No, no That's too much for me. It is. Okay. Yeah, that's that's not my speed. You don't want that hearty panda Oh, yeah, I definitely did ago. You got a pat on the back every now, you know in the back kind of pats back Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Um Yeah, I'm trying to think of a just one more anything to think about that dance I was just thinking about those dances, man. That really was fun growing up. It was I would go and get with your friends and you all plan to go eat somewhere Where'd y'all go eat at? Do you remember was it like a we went to this place called fazios?
Starting point is 01:25:23 It was kind of dicing and a lot of divorces and people would meet up over there parents to like kind of Low-key could try and like sneak around. I gotcha. I mean, I grew up in a really small town like and It was just a bunch of like small towns. So it was like, you know, denny's was the spot. Oh, yeah Like after football games or something, you know, go to go to denny's no way. Oh, yeah It was open 25. I think it was open 24 7 Because it was right off the interstate, but it was like 20 minutes away um Yeah, denny's and it was back whenever like they had a smoking section remember the non smoking and smoking section
Starting point is 01:25:57 Oh, I don't even remember that you don't it was probably because everyone losing in a smoke Yeah, it was all smoking section. Yeah, the whole stage of smoking section Dude, I'm trying to think yeah, but that was always fun, man So you'd go even have to go eat there before dances even after after after yeah, yeah Yeah, that was fun, dude Those are times that I that I really that I really miss Um, it must be interesting being a dad because you kind of get to have this nostalgia where you get to kind of see The other side of the coin and what it's like. Yeah. Yeah. Um
Starting point is 01:26:27 I think it's harder to be a kid now though I think there's more pressure they grow up faster. Um So I think it's a little bit tougher, but it but it's it's still a joy. I mean just to see them You know go through some of the things that you went through and you're able to help them and kind of you know You know, there's certain things you're like I don't want to help you like you've got to figure this out on your own So it's kind of this fine dance. It's like I don't want to shelter you, but I also don't I love you to death I don't really want to see you get hurt right and it's like, ah, which where do where do you where do you land here on some of this stuff?
Starting point is 01:26:59 Does he give you a different it gives you a different respect for your own father probably? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's cool man. Absolutely the circle of life man. It's pretty fascinating Who were you cheering for at that fight? Were you cheering for connor? Yeah, you were yeah Well, I mean I knew but I knew he's gonna lose Like we had money on nothing. Yeah, but like it would I think it would have been good for UFC for him to Yeah, be back in it, but like We we went to the fight saying this he's gonna get murdered I wish he would have made it to that first one. Who knows what could have happened. I mean, he's such a good striker
Starting point is 01:27:33 It would have been I think it would have been gotten even worse in the second round Yeah, I think doesn't what's going to absolutely destroy him. Yeah, that's crazy But it's amazing like, you know, he's he's talking in the in the in the talking shit in the hospital I'm like, what this dude? I wish I believed myself that much like it's just This isn't a hospital broken leg. Just He's already back Yeah, yeah, that coat. Well, that's like somebody in a coma and he finally gets a first word. Yeah
Starting point is 01:28:02 It's just like it's like are you kidding me right now? Like it didn't even happen like yeah, like he fell off his bike and broke his leg That's what's interesting. It's almost like whatever it is. It doesn't even happen. He's a king no matter what no matter what It reminds me of that six nine. Have you seen that six nine documentary? Uh-oh Dude, it's really interesting because he just started realizing that none of these rappers were really killing each other anymore Yeah, so he could just talk shit to all of them because none of them were actually going to kill him Yeah, and he was right. He figured it out. Yeah, he broke. He broke the code. It's just calling everybody a pussy
Starting point is 01:28:34 Just doing what every once and none of them are and so then the next thing you know, he's just like look at me He's the man. He's a legend. It might be how to do life. Just Maybe it is just not even see all the social media not even see all the thing and just be your own thing You know, believe in yourself to the core a thousand percent Fuck I think we I think we just nailed it Um, best of luck with the new podcast man. You can find it on podcast one Yes, and um, and we'll put the links to it below and uh jay cutlers, man. Thanks for coming in, bro
Starting point is 01:29:04 I appreciate it was fun, man. Yeah, it's fun, man. I'll patch up where it's been Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mind. I found I can feel it In my bones But it's gonna take A little time For me to set that parking brake and let myself on Shine that light on me
Starting point is 01:29:52 I'll sit and tell you my story Please, shine on me And I will find a song I will sing it just for you And now I've been moving way too fast on a runaway train with a heavy load of my past And these wells that I've been riding on

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