This Past Weekend - Riff Raff | This Past Weekend #199

Episode Date: May 16, 2019

Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ One of the most requested guests ever, Riff Raff aka Jody High Roller aka Dale Dan Tony joins invited Theo to his place in Florida for a remote episode of This Past Weeekend. Check out his new single, “Dreamland” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXAlhtdkpCY This episode brought to you by… Uncommon Apothecary https://ua-cbd.com Use code THEO for 15% off Skillshare Visit https://skillshare.com/theovon to receive 2 months of Skillshare FREE Blue Chew Visit https://bluechew.com and use promo code THEO to get your first order free with only $5 shipping Grey Block Pizza 1811 Pico Blvd. Santa Monica, CA http://bit.ly/GreyBlock Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/MakinIt_BishopGunn Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Jones Aaron Rasche Aaron Wayne Anselmi Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Andrea Gagliani Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Anthony Holcombe Anthony Schultz Arielle Nicole Ashley Konicki Audrey Harlan Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Hoffman Brandon Kirkman Bubba Hodge Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Charles Herbst Christian Coyne Christina Christopher Stath Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh COREY ASHMORE Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Daniel Chase Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook Danny Gill David Christopher David Smith Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Donald blackwell Doug Chee Drew Munoz Dusty Baker Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jason Price Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Johnson Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Julie Ogden Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaitlin Mak Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kiera Parr Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Madeline Garland Marisa Bruno Matt Kaman Meaghan Lewis Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Butcher Nick Lindenmayer Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Passenger Shaming PF24 Gang Gang Qie Jenkins Rachael Edwards Rachel Warburton Randal Ranger Rick Robert Mitchell Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Scott Wilson Sean Scott Season Vaughan Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stefan Borglycke Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Hunsell II Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tommy Frederick Travis Simpson Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Zeke HarrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He has a new Single out right now called Dreamland by Dale Dan Tony He's one of a kind. He's that he's that watermelon water moccasin And he is the most requested guest that we've had for this past weekend ladies and gentlemen riff rap I Been a long time man got a heavy coat of sports gloves. Oh dude, you look flossing bro

You look like a dude that just got a Rambo seven. Oh man Oh kachobi one Kenobi out here man. You look like a guy if somebody had a cheat code in double dragon, bro And they got to use a ultimate character man Amen, dude that million dollar mullet mr. Riff Raff Jody High roller here today Dale Dan Tony How are you man riff Rambo? Oh dude who you've been fighting man? fighting life Putting it in a damn Lamborghini leg lock the dark arts, baby dark arts after dark Dude, so I got turned on you from uh, simon rex man. He's such a nice guy

That's what you say. Yeah, okay. You don't you don't you never you don't know him No, I want the other side of the corner. Oh, you want the other you want the dark the dark side of the dirt dark I want that dark dirt. I want that dirty soil brother to lose. Well, when I first moved To la before I moved here. Yeah, you should move out. You should move out of here. You move out of here Yeah, I'm like I'm hyped up. I'm like Hollywood life and getting ready You know what I mean? You see the glitz and the glamour putting on lotion All kind of tanning lotion that puts that makes you dark while you sleep and get you Get barricades your pores with you see the butterscotch babes. You think you're thinking the Hollywood

You're thinking the stars are all aligned. Oh, you got tits in your brain. So I go So he was all cool at first. Mm-hmm. Once I finally went out there to live He's like, yeah, you sure you could stay with me and I'm like, okay. Well, I mean sure Well, I find a place and everything I'll just all hang out there. You know, I mean, so I I'm like, okay, cool So I'm thinking like, you know, you get there. You had luggage with you or what? I didn't even ask him how many rooms. Yeah, he had about seven or eight rooms because he said he stayed up in the hills I don't think he stayed one more. I've never been there, but I heard he so he had a house Yeah, he had a house up there in the hills and I think like a few houses down was uh,

Cindy Crawford as a house. Oh All right. So so I'm at his house I jerk off on the street if Cindy Crawford lived by me, you know, yeah, so he he has me moving I'm thinking I'm gonna stay on the couch or one of his rooms or something. He had he had a uh downstairs There's like a three-story house. So you go downstairs and then down there's a wine cellar And he's like you can have this room, but I'm seeing these racks on the wall. I'm like, this isn't a This isn't a room. Yeah, this for grapes. Yeah, this is for for the sun-dried grapes. This is for aged prunes

So I go in there and I'm I have a room and I'm thinking he he let he didn't let me He'll throw parties wouldn't let me come upstairs because there was a door the lock I'm he's he let to have the part. I'm seeing the people come in. Dang you had to stay down there. You gotta stay down I'm like, damn You like a Notre Dame like that guy that rings the bell I'm no I'm the I didn't know I'll be answering the door and that's about it. Yeah I thought I was gonna get the party with the with the Hollywood stars Damn and so who came through there all types of people, huh?

I'm Bill not Bill Cosby, but Reynolds Bert Reynolds. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, uh, Kevin Costner. I've seen in and out He knew everybody. Yeah, uh, uh, Jim Tomei. Damn, you know Jim Tomei Chipper Jones stopped by a couple times. Jesus. Yeah And who else even I heard that they had Daffy Duck pass through? No more go see go see a par He go he ghosted me a couple times on the handshake on the way out. Uh, uh, yeah So I was trying to catch girls coming out and try to talk to them that They jumped behind the shrug Yeah, but he didn't have any lights down there for me on purpose. So I couldn't I couldn't talk to nobody

So I don't want to hear I don't want to hear I didn't know then. Yeah, and I had and I had to pay uh, 2700 a month I stayed there about two weeks. I kept my deposit. I cleaned the place there Yeah, so so that's the other side of that's the dirty side of dirt. That's the dirty side of the dirt The dark side Dude, we both grew up in a different time. I feel like oh, yeah The real time the 80s, man The 80s. What do you what do you love about it? What's something that you miss about it?

I think I think people If they saw more clearly, yeah, you know what I mean? I'm sweating like a damn gazoon tight Oh, yeah, I'm sports gloss. Oh, I'm sweating like a fucking sneeze stuck in a thick bitch. You feel me? I'm fucking Yeah, yeah, I'm creating Yeah, we're just we're dripping dude. I'm dripping like a fucking uh, like an Icelandic stripper, bro In a fucking sunstorm dog. I'm fucking leaking over here We should tell people we were playing sports. That's why okay. So first of all the reason what damn sweating is because We're outside talking about building a five acre

football field sports Sports compound get away from the world. I think I think in the back in the 80s The you couldn't you couldn't direct message Elvis Presley. You couldn't hit up Roseanne bar. Yeah, you couldn't comment under Rod Stewart and say hey Yeah, I don't want to live forever young. Yeah Yo, yo, you're too old to be thinking about being young. Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't talk to people

I think And now the with the like media and all the online social media. Oh shameless Oh, shameless. It's all now the online has turned into a national inquire. It is remember you be I'll be aligned with my mom Be grocery shopping. Yeah, and I look over at Ronald Reagan pregnant with Triplet aliens. Yeah, Ronald Reagan got a slave and you're like, what the yeah, I was like I was back in the We were we were at a place called girlins. Yeah There was a store and I'll be in line

And there was there would be a black and white newspaper at the national inquire and they would say it was say like Abraham Lincoln found 50 50 gold coins under you know, I mean Abraham Lincoln found a cave dwelling Yeah, Abraham Lincoln found out how to cook cook canned fish Like yeah, that's not real. He doesn't know I could like damn Yeah, aliens, uh, they have a they would have a rumor like aliens at the um They would have aliens at the fucking Lakeland mall You know what I'm saying? Yeah, two aliens found at Lakeland mall, right? So so nowadays

Anybody you could say anything and if it's juicy enough then people you could do it, right? And then also I get do you ever get direct message crazy direct messages for people Yeah, you know because they got they got direct messages then they have Request so so every now and then I dabbled in there look People say can you can you post my kickstarter? I'm trying to be a rapper Hey, you inspire me to be a rapper back in the day was oh you you inspired me to get up in the morning You know what I mean? So now but now it's Everything you inspire the cereal today everybody every and everybody is you inspired me to be just like you

People think that it's like Well, I take a picture with you Then I get some of your magical powers. I'm like, it's not magical powers. It's just I'm like, you know what I'm saying? Like it's too accessible. You think it's too accessible to reach somebody that I think I think with instagram Just like you know, I get a very proud account, right? Yeah, I think every single human being who's on instagram just like how you got to be verified to make sure that you Everybody should be verified to make sure that you should send in your you should first of all to be able to direct message Somebody you should have to be 18 and up

Yeah, and if you are that's a true then your parents should have their credit card online and if you put a leave a comment that's vulgar then Instagram should shut your account until they the customer service can FaceTime you and talk to you and your parents Would be like if you leave another comment first of all you're fine 50 bucks Yeah, they find your parents too. So you're finding that credit card your mother knows immediately and they're finding you You've been saying pussy over there on the whatever. Yeah anything bolder chase ATM If you were if you're in school and you say some shit and you get in trouble then you should get in trouble for that You could say oh, I don't like this song, but then yeah, you know I'm saying if you say miss honiton is fat

Then you get in trouble That's 30. You know I'm saying yeah Yeah, whatever exactly if you should be you should people should be able to have to watch the people should have to watch What they say, you know, why is it okay? So if the people if Instagram starts a big thing It's big big because of what does people want to see the inside scoop live a little inside celebrities live or whoever, right? So every single celebrity every single verified account was be like, you know what? I'm a boycott Instagram get out of there. There's just all these regular people just not even regular people But you know people who aren't an unverified account unverified accounts were just going to each other wouldn't that wouldn't exist, right?

But do you think I mean, I mean, it's not gonna be me saying it's gonna be somebody have to be somebody big Steven Tyler It's gonna have to be one of the exactly alarm strong Yeah, David the Covney would have to say some shit the one I'm saying right now For it to matter, but yeah, you'd have to get you should have to be a black Bill Cartwright or uh I'm trying to think of something John Sally would have to go on Sally John Sally Why does everybody love John Sally, man? He just I think people think he's arsino Hall's older brother. Yeah, so it's like, okay

You know, yeah, he's arsino tall, bro. He's like the fucking long John Sally Shaq would have to say something dude. I saw Shaq man. He's everywhere. I saw him two weeks ago at a UFC fight Okay blew my mind. You ever been in UFC fights? Uh, I don't think I've been to a live one. Have you ever been approached about being a wrestler? Uh, yeah, actually no bullshit. Um, Hulk Hogan When I started for when I put because like for a time I was like trying to just put on as much weight as possible Yeah

Because you definitely you look thick man. You look like Lio Alzato before I'm trying to say for since I've been In Florida. I've lost like almost 30 pounds. I was like 250 But I was just trying to bulk up right but now in the in this I'm sweating right now like it's muggy like in Houston But you you just naturally if you're outside, you're gonna just naturally just not want it because it's so hot I you're gonna want to eat hamburgers and french fries outside. You know what I mean? I just my appetite slowed down to my hunger for working out increased Really since you've been here Been out here like six months building this studio. Yeah, man. This is a mega multi-media complex. Yeah, you're the first

You know my first person to be here. So yeah, you're the first human to be in this facility. It's not a honor. No joke Yeah, I really do man. Yeah, such a big fan. You're the most requested Person ever of any dude of anybody live or dead, bro. No body Tom Jefferson. Not that many hits, right? Yeah, anybody dude Everybody talks about the mullet. I think we're the only mullet bearing Man, it's a pulse. Yeah marsupials. Yeah, bro. I mean, we definitely those fucking hair bears. You know, we're up there The hair bears the fucking afghanist strands, bro. We got that fucking I got I got the damn florida follicle fountain back Yeah, you do man. I mean and we're here in rift for afghanistan, bro This is your fucking neon neon nightmare sports studio

We're showcasing sports dude. You got the ghost of The next thing Tony Gwyn of Tony Gwyn outside. Yeah, I got Kirby Puckett Oh, you got Cecil Fielding out here. I mean you got Cecil Fielder still working the big one. Oh, yeah Got the big unit. I got Randy Johnson head out back yard mulch. Oh, yeah Molten mullets. You got him out there fucking killing pigeons, bro He's he's he's putting he's putting he's investing in some type of planter. Now. He had good hair He had a nice set backstage

How do you feel differently now that you had the million dollar mullet because del d'antonio? Is he more comfortable because I I'd had like a full head of just hair for like I'd had braids for almost like 10 years. Just I just you know, I mean, oh, yeah, man You said yeah, and I could still grow it out if I want to but I keep it's just like when it's When it's not hitting your ears and you know, I mean like the hair getting your mouth and stuff like Having this front trimmed up and then the back, you know, I mean, it's just a lot easier wash It's easier to dry. It looks better. People see it. They know you mean something. It sounds better Yeah, when it's in the wind, it has a certain sound to it. It's whispering around it has a snap tap. Yeah

Who's that? You know, I mean, I think that's where the rice krispie those rice krispie treat those three I think they had mullets. They made them cut them when they were getting a photo shoot But that's how I got that snap crackle pop Oh, dude, I look man if you if you look at old pictures of them boys all three of them, you know And one of them had a um was a celiac had celiac disease Was the redhead boy? I think it was because one of them couldn't even eat the treats they made. Oh, wow And that really I know that hurt a lot of it didn't hurt people's feelings, but

You know, anyway, it was so him even being able to be a part of it was really a miracle. Yeah, but yeah, they uh They all had mullets when they were younger That's funny. You knew that. Yeah, I had a feeling who would be the top 10 Let's do the top five people that should have mullets because it would change how they fucking operate right now. Yeah Okay, go ahead you go first Okay, first up if I had to think of a good person that could get a mullet Because it would help him. I think operate a little bit better and really show who he is I go with bill trill clinton

Damn, you think he'd go back running for prez? Oh, dude, I think he'd fucking run through a couple more legs of pus If you fucking threw one on to be honest with you, dude Because bill man, I've been through arkansas and he they said, you know, a lot of ladies still know him and remember him finally And I think if he had a mullet it would really take it to the next level you'd go all white or die I don't know I don't know if hillary would let him die. I think he would have to go. Yeah, she'd probably kick him out You're back on your old shit again, ain't you? Get out of whole arkansas. You're gonna make me look bad in front of my peers He's like, you don't have any peers in my state

Then they get into it because he got that fire back in him. He's like, damn. I remembered. Yeah Matter of fact, if I recall correctly, you didn't even you didn't even pick me. Yeah. Yeah, I picked you Yeah, you picked another man. You picked that guy who did the um The Herman Cain you was fucking jocking Herman Cain back in the day pizza pizza pizza You wanted you wanted you really wanted billy maze. Yeah. Yeah, you would pick him for four square ball. Yeah Yeah, you wanted uh, um You wanted billy ray cyrus. I saw you looking at his fucking overall I saw I saw you over there. What look at his instagram stories. Yeah. I was over your shoulder

Yeah, I saw you reading fucking cornbread recipes that his mother had written Yeah, yeah Yeah, you cared more about him You don't even fucking care about me. You're gonna kill a re you put Uh, you know, when you were a baby, you had teddy rucksack and you put a tape in the back and it was just his voice Oh, just cradling you to sleep. Damn audio cradles. Yeah, you got audio cradles from uh, billy maze back there You had a teddy rucksack been trying to sell you a fucking oxy clean. Yeah No wonder you can't get any rest at night. You know who I think should should uh, should uh, film uh more movies

Who I think adam sound should grow mullet and really just get ripped and just showcase and shoot uh, uh Uh happy gilmore 2. Yeah I can see that boy. How happy is how? I wonder what it would be called Happier now. Yeah Happier than ever happier now and I would like to even see him being a wheelchair and jacked as fuck Because if you here's the thing I noticed I got a couple buddies that was one of the guy got hit by lightning or fell into a hole or something

And another guy his legs never he never Had any good legs from the beginning, right? And so he's all jack when you just focus on the upper body. Mm-hmm It's like on family guy tight lights out brothers dude is so fucking jack man. It's a different level, you know But I could see that adam sandler if he had a nice mullet. What kind of good movies would he make different ones? He should he should retake over rambo because I know they're shooting a rambo But what if they switched up went like rambo 8 and it was it was two rambos. It was me me and adam sands. Yeah Yeah, well, I what I can see that Horatio sands or Horatio sandler

Uh, uh, uh, norm mcdonald should grow a mullet and just get ripped. Oh, yeah, and he's like, yeah He does a colonel sanders movie, but it's a documentary, but it's all way off and it's colonel sanders Is it it's his twin brother? Yeah, yeah And then him and colonel sanders fight and then he beats colonel sanders and opens up a place called norm mcdonald's And it's a fucking place where you go with two C's on it. So they take over mcdonald's Yeah, so no trademark infringement issues and you go in there You think you're gonna get some need and it's norm mcdonald in there with a fucking just with a hatchet or just fucking you up Cranking cords dude, how much I can't believe nobody's funding this shit we got

Adam sander could do it. You know, I can't nobody I can't believe we can't anybody to fund these ideas. All right, so you got it We got Bill clinton we got adam sandler But dude, I heard they're making tranbo. It's like a trans uh transgender um Both legs. Oh for real. Yeah. Yeah, both legs that makes you That both legs that makes your dick wet. Yeah, both legs sent me a free both legs. Are you serious? It's in the backyard

Wow, I'm serious. I thought I thought uh, you know my friend of mine his sister hooked up with uh, tony little from tony little gazelle freestyler Uh, from the from the commercials. Yep Who's who's sister? Long time ago my friend darren. Um, you don't know him. He He used to live my by me when I was younger. Um, dude, you know, I got a blowjob from uh Jared from subway sister a long time ago in the french quarter. Damn Okay, so we got bill clinton adam sandler I think think of somebody good as you think ricky lake should come back

With her own show and she's just she's mulled out and she's like listen I'm gonna tell y'all what's cool. What's not cool. Y'all are just y'all ain't it. Yeah, this is what this is what's going on Yeah, this is cool. And she just does a whole show on this is cool. This ain't this and she just airs everybody out Puts it all out. She's like listen because she's mixed first of all, so she can talk about it. She started talking about everybody and then she got Yeah, this is the side slashes too. She does. I'm she should that thicky lake They used to call her because she got thick for a while and she just she's just in there with a mullet And she's just sitting there and she's dancing and everything but not regular like ellen dances like just grooving and it's easy going No, she's really she's out there getting it

And she's and she's telling everybody now. This is this is where it's at. Yeah Yeah, y'all need to quit fucking driving this. Uh, this Toyota Camry ain't it. Listen. He's super or hatchbacks Fucking hatch whack, bro. What you need is to get that for fest even put some fucking 38 on it Damn What the hell with them things called suzuki troopers. Yeah, the little jeez Yeah, that's a suzuki trooper And you got to get a real asian laminated snap things on it click click click that was like the the windbreaker of cars That you're like, whoa, that's a little suzuki trooper. Yeah, you're like damn this thing doubles as a fucking light coat

Yeah, you wear that damn that click click. They let them one of them snaps flow click click click Yeah, dude. Oh if it got cold out, man, you gotta zip it up turn the heat on leave it Leave the car run about 30 minutes. Let it heat up I Take the kids go ride around the block a couple times leave the heat cranking Dude, it was it was like a windbreaker. So don't you find something in the pockets of the doors? It was like a pot. It was like a stretching. Yeah, you find a your old credit card in there or a stick of gum And just a silly straw. Yeah

That's somebody been chewing on with a with a little kermit the frog on the top I got the green one Man, yeah, Ricky Lake will be really good if she grew her hair out. She needs to do that because more people respect her too I think she needs to make a comeback. She's one of the time coming back. Oh, dude Most of come back. I see on you are like barstool sports. They anytime somebody gets a mullet. They post it Anytime and do you feel like people? I noticed a lot of people come to me with it But in you know in other countries and I know you know, uh In other countries, this is just a hockey haircut or it's a in some countries in Amsterdam. This is a woman's haircut

This is predominantly a young woman and a lot of times if it's a young white girl that dates a lot of brothers They'll have this haircut, you know jewelry is jewelry, but diamonds are diamonds You know, I mean a lot of people can mistake something for one thing just because oh cars are cars But Lamborghini's a Lamborghini. Yeah, and I've talked about that before it's like But when you have the mullet and you and you're doing it the million dollar mullet. Mm-hmm. That's a whole other You know, that's a whole other station for that hair. That's a whole other station verification And it looks strong. It looks like the back is on creatine. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I hate to I mean I'll take this out and I'll throw it back on my damn. Yeah, I'd love to see a little more

You know, this isn't this isn't no that people ask if I have a zipper on it. Yeah That ain't a sipping tea, huh? Oh, dude, that's like that fucking Jim McMahon, huh? Remember him? Who was the guy that played uh, Brian Bosworth, Brian Bosworth, man You know, yeah the Xavier McDaniels With the pant with the back pan handle. Yeah, man. That's that. Yeah, that's that really that's that fucking uh Uh, that's that Rapunzel, man. Damn. I soaked this sweatband up. That's that brapunzel Color's bleeding through that so much sports gloss. Look at us. I'm playing sports. That's America. We should tell we should tell them about the uh

That those five acres, dude. I want to talk about your adult Look, man, you have I know you have a lot of beautiful animals here And honestly, I was scared of the animals because I seen them on the internet a long time ago I saw I said man, this man have A lot of animals because I grew up in like a stray animal area. Oh, okay. Remember back in 80s. Oh, there's stray animals. Yeah, they're out there They're just out there. Remember that you go outside. They got two animals out there, bro They're just walking around. Yeah, they got a haul and they were fucking and there was one No, look linger around the neighborhood and everybody just left them there

Nobody called nothing. There was nobody called No animal control By the time you get to your house phone, no area codes Do you get it because like wait who I caught can't call 911 by the time you got back inside you forgot and you're getting up A bomb stick out of the freezer. Oh, yeah, you're fucking lapsed out on a bomb pop Bruh in a couple episodes of fucking uh Cosby or family matters by Bobby's world. Oh, dude different world. Remember different world Black people started going to college growing pains. Yeah. Oh

Dude, I wanted that gotta be my daddy. I wanted a boner. Oh, you can't name anybody boner on tv no more That's a uh-uh not any more man. Remember those days It was you if you wanted to know what was going on you could watch the news Which you didn't have to and it was on for one hour. Yeah now It's everything is news people watch tv because they had a a show they wanted to watch. Oh seven o'clock. I'm watching cops Uh, eight o'clock. Eight o'clock. I'm watching current affairs. Yes, nine o'clock. Oh, but my dad's like everybody believe the tv I'm watching married with children. Yes, you know, I mean there was Yeah, you gotta go hot in the back and watch it from all black or like w w f. There's like one night. There's more

Oh much more. Oh, yeah, we gotta step 10 30 on Saturday night to see the and it was like and then like friday You go, okay, look go in a blockbuster everybody pick one movie. Yeah You know what I mean and now everybody has it now now now. It's just everything is news Like back in the day it was it was everybody would fight for Who could be the coolest everybody was fighting for who can who could be the best now? It's who can be the The victim fastest. Yeah, it's shameless. Oh, and they and people confuse fame and talent with victimhood Yeah, hey, hey, no, no, he did it. Oh, you're doing something. Hey

Oh, well, look what are you doing? Well, he also did this. Yeah, he did something else too Yeah to tarnish and and actually and back in the day that didn't matter like if somebody was like trying to tarnish you It didn't matter. Yeah, but now That they get there the person who was trying to throw dirt on your name They could make up anything Hey, Theo Vaughn stole my truck last night. He drove over to Orbeez. Yeah, he got 15 bronchal berry sauces stepped on smashed him It splattered all over my seats. Yeah And then I'm the headline man who had 15 splattered

Yeah, bronchal berries. Look at this. Say look how sad it is. He's so sad. Go fund me now People go fund me in for a new sheepskin Take the Theo Vaughn sweaters. Yeah, he can't wear a shirt ever again Man, man, it's so sad, man. Yeah. Now. It's like, oh, who can be the best victim Who can be the best? Well, well, well, um, fucking I don't have shoes. Yeah Oh, man, that's so sad, man Dude, when I was growing up remember shoeless joe jackson was a was a star because he did a whole that was his thing a sport

Without having shoes now is just somebody without shoes. Yeah, they have shoes in the locker They leave them in there just to go out there and be like, yeah, now somebody forgot their combination. I forgot my shoes Give me a contract That's what people think is but now you're going but here's here's where I think that the line is still drawn So that's early fame. That's people reaching pets people doing that But then you still have to get on stage and bring a type of magic Oh, yeah, and the shoe now. I remember one time I was on tour. I was actually working with norm mcdonald I was in oklahoma and they had used to have a dude on

America's Got Talent or something pants on the ground. Remember this guy pants on the ground Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground Now this was a guy who you know had you know, he had issues with gravity and he fucking didn't have a belt, right? Yeah, so this guy they brought him out to the show. He opened the show up Doing five minutes pants on the ground. Then he brought his dime out there. He had a lady and her pants had issues as well So he'd bring out there do five more minutes, you know, and I'm saying brawl on the fucking table or something You know brawl on a table brawl on the table can't find can't find can't find my pierced navel because my bra was on the table Yeah, okay

So yeah, so then and they're big clothes that they were both kind of lay on the ground if I can take off the bra or something I don't know right. Yeah, but that dude had two months of work and And the rest of us who were doing comedy are still doing it, right? So there is that line where once you take it to the stage there's that line Yeah, and yeah, the trends and the fads right those will fade the trends and fads will fade and some people evolve and they create new ones That's why I say uh separation by elevation right, you know, I mean you got like like, you know

That's the one thing but you got to get away. There's a lot of grabbers these days. Oh for sure. Yeah If there's always something new, yeah There's always gonna be a new toy in the store. There's always gonna be new snacks to come out and in the front in front of store They're trying to sell, you know But but them but them cool ranch Doritos. Oh, remember when they came out those cool ranch Did you remember that? Yeah, I remember when the commercial like the commercials for shit was just way different Bo like when bojax was playing two sports. Do you understand it's playing two sports and Mike Tyson and when uh when the the double decker taco and you had the double decker taco sideways neck

Yeah, I remember that he got stuck eating it. Shaq had the sideways neck. He couldn't eat. He couldn't play basketball. He's shooting free though Yeah Dude remember how good Remember remember when cool ranch dude is remember because for 20 years it was just Doritos cheese only regular Nothing fancy. You saw them cool ranch and then suddenly they put there wasn't this ranch It was cool right damn and it felt good on you. You everybody wanted the cool ranch. Oh, dude They were sold out. They didn't have them everywhere. I remember biking all around town

We heard that they had them somewhere. Dude a friend of mine got hit by a trans am on his bike Looking for cool ranch Doritos, bro. It was on a in a in a fucking wheelchair for that Hush pup. What are they called slush puppies? Slush puppies and cool ranch Doritos and they didn't go in there. What what what did you used to? The regular summer day as a kid. Mm-hmm How like what what kind of like you go to gas station? How where did you get your money? First of all, okay First of all where we got the money was my mom had a chart if you were good, you started out with a dollar at the beginning of the week

Okay, and you got checks on there when you were bad So everybody got checks and you ended up at about 20 cents my little sister though She was always sick So she got all her money because she couldn't do anything bad. She was ill So then we would get her money to me and my brother would take bar her money from her And break each other off 50 cents each So I'd roll out about 60 cents over to that 7 11 I'd get myself fucking two packs of garbors pale kid cards, bro. You know I'm saying because I had a fucking stunt around my boys

remember that Lugilary. Oh, yeah, and he had just fucking slug yeah coming out of snotty scottie. Oh, yeah Remember bomb tom and his head was going up. Atomic atomic atom atomic atom atomic atom Adam atom Yeah, dude, they had uh The twisted sisters and they were like two snakes twirling. Yeah, they had um, oh, they had flat patent It was just a dude getting steamroll. Yeah, yeah, yeah rolling up. Yeah, they had um Uh, trim tim and he was getting that fucking tight hair. Yeah, he was getting a haircut

But the scissors like went through his cut his ear off his arm and cut his neck. Yeah um Who else did they have so I oh, we're oh, right razor. Raul. Yeah first Spanish guy It was like it was back when it was slicing the yeah, and he cut his wrist or something, bro and then it captures that Sideways sideways for attention horizontal to get the job done. Yeah. All right. Well, I didn't know what that meant when I was eight Like 10 these cards were about 11. I was like, okay. Yeah, we got discontinued. Yeah, some of them were a little dark Like yeah, kill yourself rando and you're like, wait, those don't even rhyme

And they don't even miss them even start with the same you just hanging in a closet, you know, you're like damn this shit is dark Kway lewd fucking Donald. Yeah, and he just have a couple pills and his kids are fucking crying by the cops Ghostly George He was just hanging himself hangman hank He was just He was hanging himself in front of the students. He was a substitute teacher. Like damn first day Just got a degree

I would get that and they had a fireball, bro And that was the thing if you wanted to flex a little bit in front of your boys or the chicks a little bit You wanted to get that fireball show up with that red that lusciousness kind of And have that heat in your mouth, man And that was about you could just stick it inside, you know See how long would burn and they knew you could fuck if you had that piece in there And you get that that thing was about a nickel and you put that thing in your jaw and show up man

So I would do that and then if I had a little bit extra money Then I would get myself maybe a chocolate for at night get myself a kitkat And they have four pieces in there. So now I would get my mama um Payday candy bar and that was kind of like a nice candy bar. They had back then right that now it's like nature's own They got all these fancy ones, but back then they had that payday and it was for smart people, right? But it was different man. What would you get if you think if you know, well, I used to I would first I had this little bronze like glass

like little Jar and I went to I filled up but I'd sell I'd sell lemonade. Oh, wow Well, yeah me and my sister would sell for like 10 cents five cents whatever whatever you have until it fills up the jar I'd sell I just go back in and keep making it. I just wanted to fill that jar And how many you sell a quartz gallons cup? I'd sell until it was gone I'd keep go back and make some more if I need to I wanted to fill that jar. Yeah, I'd sell three cents As long as it's filled up. So then you got you know, you got to fill it up. Yeah. Yeah, that's that feeling You roll with that then go pull then go pull up at the uh, then then you got then you take that jar

Just shove it in my pocket. That's a lot of money right now go up to the public pool Just hang out see what's going on over there because that was on the way because then you turn and then you go down There was a circle K Okay, so I did not but it wasn't on the street. It was in it right at the end of the neighborhood So I didn't have to cross the street. So oh, nothing dangerous. Right. So now what was happening at the public pool? Public like kids running around screaming. There was a diving board The hot the hot girl lived behind it. Oh, she was she's had bleach blonde hair. Oh, yeah, coli sanders Ooh, just how would she say if coli sanders up on her was she Japanese or was she now she was

Occasion, oh, yeah, you can't even say white these days. Yeah, you can get hog tied and stripped of all your medals if you say color Yeah, so she was all of nor nor Norwegian Nordic descent, right? You'd have to ask her what she is. Yeah Yeah, exactly. I don't even know Well, I get sued for even mentioning a human. I think that's how it works these days. So Yeah, then the there's the diving board. Yeah, I can just hear it now You know, and there's the deep end. Yeah, there's the deep end and then they're just whistles blowing right and left. Yeah Stop stop breathing

Stop breathing. Yeah You know what I mean And then you're breathing underwater. Stop. So you can't close your eyes underwater. Yeah, stop drowning. They would say Yeah, there was the outdoor shower, you know, people would some family would be in the corner with their little picnic set up Yeah, they have a set up right there But kind of by the life guard so you didn't fuck with them. Yeah Yeah, and the older kids down by the diving board lining up and if you were if you weren't tall enough You couldn't you couldn't even go on the dive board in the deep end. Then there's adult swim

Yeah, you know, I go adult swimming and I wait for adult swimming now Go take off to the gas station because that's when what the kids had to get out to get out and then go to the playground and they'd walk around Go play the Ouija board in the bathroom adults only. Yeah, yeah They go seven seven seven minutes of heaven over there by the by the tricycles. Yeah, man That's a yeah, you had to get out. Yeah, so I take off to gas station. They had the the jolly rancher fire Remember the fire jolly ranchers. They were called fire flavored there was cinnamon But they were crazy hot and the package would be stuck to the sides, but it was molded around it

So like it was there was angles Geo geometry angles on the thing because it had melted and they it's been sitting in the sun Oh, yes, so you didn't know you didn't had to get into this now you get some little banana laughy-taffy They didn't even have jokes on them back in the day. Wow. You just had to what just think of something happy Yeah, you had to open and just make up a joke or something. Hey, what do apples say on their birthday? I don't know. Just give me one. No What do apples say on their birthday? Oh, what? Yeah, they're uh Four spires are for her for her friendly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so

Those and then uh, you get those little it was like it looked like a barrel It was uh, but it tastes like a melted popsicle. It was like a little blue juice You ever seen those? Yeah, it was wax. No. No. No. I'm talking about. Yeah. Well, the the carton was yes It's like a look. It's like a barrel and it had a little metal top. Yep. You peel that off. Yeah Oh, that shit was good. What was that? It's melted popsicles all the melted popsicles that go in the stores And they just put them in the that oh, I didn't know I didn't I didn't know it either Dang man, that's behind the scene. Yeah, it has a kick in the back. Yeah, that fucking get your neck Oh, no, what it was that's a free neck brace, man. I'm fucking loosening you up. Yeah, that's you that now tie double-decker taco

Oh, yeah, taco is that certain? No, I'm just saying that the oh, yeah With that with the kick, you know, you're in a fucking wheelchair out of there, but dude people used to um, you're at the nurse's office Oh, yeah, dude. Remember the nurse's office. Yeah I knew kids who used to go to the nurse's office just to switch clothes with the lost and found just to get a new pair of pants That pink pants are bruh that dude's gonna piss their pants on purpose Bruh, and that's back when I remember Dude, I remember I get a bone or right and go into the lady and be like, hey, it's something wrong with my dick. You know, check this out Yeah, yeah, check this out. My dick keep getting hearts a bee stung me. That's what I would tell her

Yeah, and what did the nurse say? I think she liked me a little bit, but I was young and how was she? She was probably maybe 50 or 48, but her husband had left her and she had a kid that was in our class Oh, she can't send you a note and be like, hey, I think I need to check up on deal. Yeah Yeah, it's deal sick today. Sometimes I would get a note like I think still sick. Yeah, he seems really sick today Hate to interrupt my boy riff raff right there, but Today's episode is brought to you by uncommon apothecary CBD is from the hemp plant. Let me get that hitter and there it is right there CBD is from the hemp plant, but unlike its sister Mary Jane

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We'll go through some of them. All right, and we'll try to answer some of them and see what's going on Dude, I miss those old days though. It's a different time It's a different time man different vibe. Okay. Here's a white guy right here. Yo, Theo So you're doing some shit on the 80s. I wanted to know if you guys ever played with the WWF wrestlers the bigger rubber ones And my brother used to beat each other with them And we would have little makeshift wrestling matches that we choreographed that were pretty cool

I also would fucking eat them, man. I know I ate me a a fucking hillbilly gym arm before I remember they had like the mean gene ochreland all and his back was completely flat And that was the one that you didn't want to get hit in the head with because that fucker had knockout power but uh Yeah, man, I fucking enjoy the shit out of your fucking comedy, man And just listening to you you fucking have really helped me

I'm like 80 days sober right now and you're like an inspiration to me. So anyways, I think you're a funny motherfucker gang gang later Gang gang, but it's nice of you to say that man. Well, I'm here With the fucking human highlight right here in rift ganna stand, dude And do you remember the wrestlers rift? Did you do it? I had I think I had my favorite ones with leech I had legion of doom. Oh, yeah, and they had the spike shoulder pads And the hacksaw gym dug in remember that

I'm the one in the handicap. He was a construction worker the one he's talking about was the foam I mean, it's a rubbery ones. Those are the big ones. You don't want those I didn't get those you wanted the action figures with the mobile arms that fucking move and they're about this size. Yes Yes, you know, I mean, they're the good size. They're big ones. I hated those. Yeah, those didn't count. Those were like those were Those were yeah, those were things that hit somebody. Yeah, those were like deflated hot water balloons. Yeah Like those Those weren't good They had to switch those up fast. What other remember, uh, big boss man remember him now?

Yeah, they're a boss man. He was a racist now. He I think he was racist But at the time he was just a regular guy that he was trying to earn money for his family and survive He had to cut off sleeves. Yeah He had the n-word I think across his fucking chest and he was wow, bro But then he met a black girl and actually had a mixed child. I read online So he turned it around but who else remember cocoa beware. They had a black fellow with a bird remember him bird. Yeah And he would show up. Yeah, Brett the hitman heart Ha ha

snooker Let's talk about you want to talk about long hair jimmy super fly snooker, man That guy would jump off the thing. He wore the cheetah pants. Okay. Yeah, and he killed a woman. He in real life Yeah, he killed a woman here in florida actually um But who else man, man, my favorite was macho man Randy savage Macho man ultimate warrior. Yeah, ultimate warrior was fucking good, bro Yeah, he's he even like I know he died not

Too too long ago. Yeah, not too long ago, man. But like he was a legend Like I know he was even after he stopped You know wrestling and he moved to a ranch a lot of those wrestlers I learned they move far far away from people They don't want to like, you know, I mean a lot of them moved to florida. Yeah, and they get four or five acres You know what I mean? Why do you think that is they want to just I think it comes up They probably they probably saw what was coming like the 2000s. They're like, I don't want all that Don't know what that is. I don't want that. I don't know. No, no, no not that they they All like the you I mean to me I need I need I need I need to create space right to have

To be able to create I need to create space to have creative space. Oh, you know, I'm saying I need I need space between Yeah, just everything you need that think area. Yeah, you need a really you need some acreage for your brain. Yeah, but I mean, I but I know He was probably like he he I saw like a documentary or something where he was still talking shit He cut his hair and everything, but it was just in him that warrior spirit like he was just He was an underdog a lot of underdogs vibe with him because he was awesome shit Yeah, he would always come in and he always seemed like from parts unknown remember I think that's what they would say about him Yeah, yeah, that he was from he could that way he could be anybody

I know a lot of people say like some things like, oh, yeah, man. Oh, no, it's a persona as a character. I don't like I think I mean when it's somebody like mentally like they're like parts unknown. Yeah, like that's just what that is You know, I mean, that's where they're from. Yeah, they feel inside of themselves like they aren't from somewhere And they just all where they are and that's what they and I think that certain people have to You know be a get a certain amount of space to even be I remember now now looking back at it I'm starting to see I'm like kind of like that because in school. I couldn't think about what's on paper I didn't I don't even want to be here. Look at all these damn bright lights and Wait, what time is it? Yeah, I should be asleep. I think kids should be able to sleep

Until they wake up like five kids are gonna be home school and school don't start the teacher don't even get here I'm not calling teacher over until you wake up. Yeah, you're growing still your brain isn't even functioning fully yet You know what I mean? Yeah, and we got you up at 6 30 in the morning. And then they who knows what they're feeding them Yeah, I think the most sugar right out of the gate. I think I think until you're about 13 14 you should be until you're done growing height wise You should be sleep. You know, you can be on a sleep schedule. Yeah, you know, I mean, but you can't force a kid to go to sleep We're gonna be in their room You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm looking for something. I remember looking for something one time for prowling around six days

Just prowling around. I didn't sleep for six. I was looking for something man That I'll fucking need it. What was it? I don't know man. Just looking around Yeah, but you're going to a friend a friend's house stay the night and then you for you stay at a friend's house And then y'all prowling around the garage and the grandma come out What's how about that prowling around? Yeah, you prowling around the garage Get back in here and play rbi baseball or something. I'm gonna make y'all some coke floats Without ruby have a coke floats over here. All right. Yeah, let me get y'all some water floats and have fucking vanilla ice cream and water

Yeah, let me get y'all some dr. Thunder Let me get y'all pepper a c on 50 Yeah, but they said they would they save money on the soda saved 20 cents cut coupons Yeah, what y'all doing people used to have coupons in the mail. They don't even send coupons no more They don't give a fuck if you have a discount. What the fuck is the point of having mailbox if you don't get any damn coupons Give me the only thing that's a good thing is them damn when you get those fucking little damn squares of like you peel off the thing you put 10 cds that you want on there Yeah, and for one penny and you mail those off that and coupons you should get cool shit in the mail now nothing

They send you you're fucking they send you a bank statement or some shit. You know wait Why do why is my banks a bank statement in my In a mailbox that I didn't even tell you to mail this shit. Yeah, and anybody just walk up and get it get your money Get your information right there. I'm gonna cut. I'm gonna take my fucking mailbox out of the damn ground Yeah, they say that people's identity identity theft you can fucking go It's sitting in a box at the end of my driveway coupons Remember that 50% off a pop tarts. You can even I bet you there's some cd. There's a company There's company. There's got to be companies out there that are sitting on

Hundreds and thousands of millions of durand durand cds solo silent porno for pyros They're just sitting on ancient fucking cds tapes. I'll buy all those for one cent a piece. Oh, dude right now Make posters out of them sell them. I I listen. I go buy a tape player. I saw a yellow Sony Walkman fucking headset and I go jogging around listening to fucking Madonna's greatest hits. Oh that jog wire, dude. I could see you that cat is loose, bro With the phone just With the biggest headphones ever, bro this fucking big, bro Press down playing recording

You put the tape in the earpiece, bro. That's how big the fucking headphones are damn Bro, I could see Yeah, I could see you rockin. You should make those Do you know how many people would love those put a fucking helmet on with a cd on top tape player on the side Speakers in there and fresh water in the back AC in there AC Slater, yeah, dude, you literally have a picture of fucking Mario Lopez on the back, dude

And he can hear you and you tell them how cold you want him in there Dude, we should start a company man That's gonna go along with we're gonna have Okay, the five acres right fenced around Well, this is your dog park. Yeah, hundred dollars to get in riff raps rough stop at r u ff stop Riff rough riff rough. Yeah, well then puppies can come to play riff rough husky hub In sports you can bring your it's five so but you can bring your mobile home Bring your dog every item that comes in there's a hundred bucks an hour. Yep. No matter what you bring in you're bringing your mobile

Fucking you bring your four-wheeler bring your barbecue pit. That's 200 now. You got oh you got a husky and a chihuahua Okay, it's another 200 and it's at your own risk because it's a husky But if you have a pit bull and it attacks one of the huskies, then you'll find a million dollars. So Right, that's that rule. That's you entering you entering is that at your own risk of liabilities That's that risk item if you want to bring fucking Allen Iverson to the beach, you know what I'm saying That's that risk item a batting cage But with tennis balls to shoot out of 50 miles power just straight fastballs not crazy sliders, right? and then you go fucking speed fucking

And test her with the pitching thing and this dog and everything the dogs can do it or what? What is it like dogs are running around five acres and fucking mixing it up? And you could bring your four-wheeler you were from that four-wheeler gonna chase it And what are the dogs else today? I can excite bike track. Oh, yeah Big pool there. What else do they have for the dog different events or something? Yeah, I mean they should be uh, it could be a fucking you know at the football like a dance or something at night It should be the light up squares and they run it on and they change Some hologram cats they can chase around foxes

You know what I mean? Yeah, I love that down Mation station. If you want to go over there and check out some special bitches The tennis ball machine just shooting tennis balls all day just launching around Puppies are gonna fucking do backflips all day anywhere. It could be lunchtime and a fucking tennis ball flies through there They're gonna have to decide. Yes prime rib Or tennis ball. Yeah, they make their own choices, man And so this is gonna be a beautiful place and it's just in florida and you're gonna be there sometimes or how does it go? I'm gonna damn near live there. I love that. You're the referee, bro You're gonna fucking roll around and tell them what's going on

I love that you're gonna be there too. Dude. I'll be there. Could I work there? It's all play two weeks out a year, man I want to whistle to it like a quiet whistle though. Nothing have to do whatever you want Dude, I would love that man. I want to work in the gift shop They're gonna have a gift shop too with the a we you know, I got an NFL with the the cooling fans blows snow out That's everywhere damn I love that man

Snowy sweats five hours. Yeah, damn. Is that sweat that's fucking snow man sports gloss. It's summertime That's sports gloss that lost balls. Let's play another we got another question that came in here Let's get into another one here Yo, what up theo whatever riff ref is your boy dustin coming at you from texas a big fan of both of you guys My question is what is your favorite sports player from the late 80s early 90s? I gotta say mine's probably bow jackson. So let me know what you guys think gang gang gang, man That's a good one rep. What you think? uh close to mine

It's sports. I mean, it's so many. I mean, I have to say probably deon sanders I remember I think it was when he got drafted and he was had nugget gold jewelry and he had a mullet Yes, he had a look at I mean he had the craze the glasses. He wasn't playing no He he was he was he looked good. He played good and he could back it up and he was about sports and about winning He showed up as a champion. Good doing it. He showed up as a champion Deon sanders. Yeah, bow jackson is another one I heard they put a weight bench in his house to make it so when scouts would come through they'd think he worked out But I don't think he ever touched away a day in his life

And he was a legend man. He was one of a kind I'm trying to think of anybody else that I tried to be there weren't Any I mean michael jack. Oh, he said baseball, huh? Or did he he said sports michael jack? I mean, obviously michael jordan was great Hey, there wasn't a lot of pistol Pete marovitch was man. I watched I watched the uh, that movie you ever seen is his His movie of the the pistol. I think yeah, yeah, what about him growing up? He dribbled basketball everywhere I used to do that dribble attendance ball dribble basketball just anything wear the basketball down where it holds in my shoes You remember going for walking in the neighborhood taking the ball with you remember that you take it everywhere

Yeah, and somebody saw you drill in basketball. Oh, he's a basketball player. Yeah. Oh, he's going. He's always trying out next year They're gonna know what I'm doing. Yeah, you're gonna see what I'm about. They driving by they don't think you're not about nothing I'm about basketball. Yeah, I'm about fucking hoops, bitch. You know what I'm saying everywhere I'll fucking hoop on your whole family. You got a two-year-old in the back. He's looking at you flip that little motherfucker off I'm dribbled down the damn serial island Throw some nabisco treats I don't want that. I want no food. I'm sports. I'll dunking donuts on your neck, bro. I'll fucking I'll give you a fucking I'll give you a cousin some dime a tap dude. I don't give a damn, bro. I'll put band-aids on your grandmother, bro

I don't give a fuck man That was a different time, man different You had to be about something. Yeah, remember that you had to pick something and do it. That's what you're about Now people just everybody. Oh, I'm a I'm a I'm a rapper. All right. This is like a club Right, you go to you go to you have to do a little hideaway duck out club Even everybody starts pouring in there. Yeah, man. I'm out. I'm out everybody now. That's just okay. What's what's yeah This turn in the structure. I don't know what the hell's going on this turn in uh Yeah, this turn in s they lauder

Man, let's turn into a damn So big-ass walmart. Yeah, bro. That's your fucking. I'm all right. I'll be here now. I'm gonna show up at 120 And when y'all y'all done Then I done yet Yeah, I think there's something to that man is showing up when everybody's going. Let's get one more question that came in, man Yo, theo, it's your boy ryan from illinois born and raised baby. What's up? Uh, I got a question for you and the vanilla gorilla himself. See i'm been trying to put on them Gains baby, and i'm looking for all natural solutions. Hey rest in peace billy camforto

I know you and him we're doing on the side of that highway brother, but i'm looking for that natural solution And gang bro. I used to use stairs with my buddy. He was a bus boy, but he died, but yeah, he um So natural solution man. You're in way better shape than I am. What's the right now? What's that? I'm doing okay. So me personally I'm about how like comfort and feeling like without if I gained too much weight I'm focused too much on just building muscle and not caring about just And you could get bigger by just eating everything, you know, I mean, but to if you want to feel good and gain Muscle strength stretch. I'm learning that stretching

Helps in there, but food is like 80% of your like how you're gonna feel. Okay, you know what I mean? So what i'm trying to do now is i'm gonna eat as much vegetable if you eat a Stir-fried pan of just broccoli. That's that has protein in it. You know, I mean that i'm eating Uh, uh, two they have these new tuna fish uh packets, uh, and you tear them open to mix some I type up some pickles and a lot and I like two or three packs of that tuna fish. That's me personally And consistently drinking water so you get that pump. You feel good Water vegetables low carb high protein a lot of water It's sound it's it's it's like cliche because that's obvious

But when you really when you repeatedly just do that do that do that for days You start waking up with more energy and you want to work out more And you feel so once you can get to that stage where you actually want to work out more and you were like Oh, it's like putting gas in your car. You don't put it take a snickers bar and smash it into your gas tank It has to be gas. That's me pure gas Yeah, you know what i'm saying you can't fucking throw some corn nuts and no, it's like oh, well There's a way to go tear some fucking hawaiian punch the green kind. Let me see what this does You can't do that

It has to be gas so like your body is just like it requires a certain thing and i'm right now what i'm starting to do is be like Okay, if we were a hundred years ago, you know ac just got invented recently, you know, I mean like process process food where I go if it didn't if if I was a I think if I was a caveman was this around so fruits vegetables You know, I mean pistachios almonds, you know, I mean even like meat like I try not to eat meat because i'm just like It had to be a caveman looking at like a lion tearing tearing a part of deer and being like I guess i'll try that right somebody's eating if they're eating it if that lion is strong and he's eating that Then I should even then so imagine that caveman walking up and taking a chunk out of that fly ridden fucking deer

And like that ain't you know, I mean then you have to add fire and like but imagine being way back in the day And then you find a fucking kiwi. You're like what the fuck is this tarantula butt? Yeah, you fucking slice it open you're eating that imagine and that tastes good to us today So imagine like back and they're like, yeah, okay. This is these are like these are fucking hidden gems Yeah, and they have vitamins and fruits and it's real and you know I'm saying so that i'm trying to like be on like fruits And so you're thinking of things that are real things that somebody could find if they're high if they're back in the day They could find and yeah, and I think that's what we're supposed to eat I think there's hidden like fucking clues in the world and you just have to find them

But if you're too focused on some bullshit, then you aren't gonna be thinking like that and you're putting the shit in you It's how you feel it's how you think it's how you see it's how you you know, I mean Do you think your diet affects the way that you think? Hell, yeah If you aren't in a good mood and if you physically like imagine you're hung over Mm-hmm. If you're hung over you can't think about What how your dog feels you can't think about how your friends feel how you're if you have a girlfriend Why you can't think about that. You're like, oh, just make me feel better. I need to feel better

You just like you know, I mean you're you're you're thinking you're thinking inward Yeah, when you can when you think clear and you're that's why I want to work out earlier in the morning Blood flowing blood gets your brain like okay. I'm ready for the day. I'm good. Yeah, you know what I mean You get that blood flowing you get thinking clearly then you give off a whole different radiation. Yeah Yeah, that's what I'm going towards. I'm not there yet I'm just I take little bits of pieces that everybody I see or that everybody does and now I'm like you can't do everything that somebody says No, and I don't want to give advice to somebody. I could but I could tell you what I'm doing right now

Yeah, and I'm that's what I'm in right now. Yeah, your experience. Yeah, you can only share your experience Yeah, that's one thing I've kind of learned over time is Yeah, sometimes I try to be careful with my ego, you know, it's Like I try to just because the ego can be so dangerous, you know, so I try to just if you think you're thinking inward You have to outward. Yeah, you can't think about shit too much Yeah, yeah, and then I have more fun too when I start really getting stuck on myself or stuck on what's going on I finally get negative. I get scared. I operate from a place of fear. You know what I mean? You gotta you and that's why I want to if you can get yourself feeling

Good and you're like, oh, this is good. Yeah hair blowing in the wind riding a bike. You're like, okay Dude, yeah, this is good. Yeah, we're flipping the four-wheeler around That's the most fun. I had right riding that bike dude One of the neighbors looked at me like I might steal something. I'm like, fuck you don't want to wave I had to wave at yeah, I saw you fucking start that wave dude change your vibe up though. Hey How you doing? She gave a little one to you. Yeah, she'd waved at the other guy in the car. Hi Yeah, I should try to scurry out now. Now you You're gonna wave around here

Oh, you're gonna wave. Oh, yeah, you're gonna wave baby wavily estates. Yeah. Yeah, welcome Welcome to the wave pool. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's the deep end. Yeah, you're gonna join the wave Yeah, you're gonna fucking yeah by this afternoon. You won't be doing this in the yard. She didn't want to she hated that. She's like, yeah Yeah, she did Pesky, he's riding a four-wheeler those hater waves man. All right, dude. You keep it young I can't wait to see this dog park man. I can't wait to come and work at it I want to be the lifeguard in the in the puppy pool Whatever you want if they piss in it. I don't care. I'm gonna look the other way

Saltwater and Laffy taffy salt salt water taffy is over there free salt water taffy. Everybody's gonna be a cooling little cabana Some barbecue Because people love their pets so much they would love it man It's a whole different vibe being around animals versus they don't ask for clothes. They don't ask for an Instagram Yeah, they don't care about none of that shit. They're rocking fur coats trampling around all day all they wanted some Hugs and fucking lunch meat. Yeah That's beautiful hugs and ham dude. That's that fucking ham hawks and ham hawks brother. That's the way to something's hard Rip frat man. Thank you so much. You know, I'm so grateful that Simon uh, you know

Uh, he hooked us up. He hooked us up. Yeah somewhere along the line because I he was the first one He was the first one to show me you You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, he's always like yeah, he's he's a he is always on some new shit He's always on the health shit. Yeah, he always looks the same. Yeah Looks great. You know what I mean? Same seven percent body fat for the last 30 years Yeah, no, he's always on like the next thing and he's somebody else who's very influential just in real life You know, I mean, yeah, no man. He's the one who gave he's only I remember he told me He deserves way more credit than he did. He should be to me. He should be in so many movies. Yeah, you know, I mean

Well, yeah, he should I mean also he stays so busy though. I think he definitely is don't Always in another world. Give me wrong. He's not successful. No, he's successful And he's in and he's just got that mobile home. So he traveled. He's always on some shit. Yeah, and he's on his own thing And I I respect that man I know I look up to him so much. Definitely me too. He's the one man, uh, but dude, it's an honor And I really appreciate you letting us be here today, man. Hey, I'm glad to have you. You're the first human in here I know that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, man. It was pushing me Mike pushing me to Ari All right, I gotta get your barber to give me a one-line cut. Yeah, let's get him on the one the one line

He got a uh This because it's my first time here. I get one. Oh, yeah Give him the one line and then we'll notch you up to next time next time gang, bro I respect that then you can get that Versace veteran level with the three. Oh, wow. Yeah next that's That's the dog part. Yeah, I might need to read out the read out read the handbook on that one He's going grab the barber clips. Good. We'll get it in rip. Thank you so much, man. Thank you. I really appreciate it I appreciate it. Now, I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind. I found I can feel it

in my bones But it's gonna take a little time For me to set that parking brake and let myself on Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you about stories Shine on me And I will find a song. I will sing it just for you

And now I've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of my hand