This Past Weekend - Tim Dillon and Logan Paul | This Past Weekend #228

Episode Date: September 5, 2019

Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_    Theo sits down with Logan Paul fresh off the heels of his superfight rematch announcement and rising comedic star Tim Dillon to talk about     Tim Dillon Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4woSp8ITBoYDmjkukhEhxg   Logan Paul Podcast: Impaulsive https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGeBogGDZ9W3dsGx-mWQGJA   ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by…   My Bookie Use promo code PAST for up to $1000 first deposit bonus at https://mybookie.ag   Honey Visit https://JoinHoney.com/Theo to try for free   Uncommon Apothecary Use promo code THEO15 for 15% at https://ua-cbd.com  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo   Website: https://theovon.com  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend  Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Music   “Shine” - Bishop Gunn  http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon  Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Carla Huffman CharCheezy Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Smith David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Em Jay Fast Eddie Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Garland Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Matthew David Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Victor Montano Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke HarrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know, it struck me as a person who found it offensive. No, I mean, me and my friends played with dead people, alive people, people who were in the middle. What are you saying? What are you saying? You know, we just couldn't get any, we couldn't monetize it, because we were, we were from the generation that can't monetize the sociopathy. Are you training, man?

Yeah, man, honestly, man, your face, your face looks leaner than the last time I saw you. I lost five pounds, dude. I got a sinus infection, though, not a good five-pound loss, though. I got a sinus, can you hear my, my nose? I'm like congested. A sinus infection will make you lose five pounds? Yeah.

I've been sick for weeks. Literally nothing. You've been sick? Well, no, I've, I've said, I've been, I've had sinus infections. I've never lost any weight. I have no appetite. Wow. You don't look 100% well, honestly.

Like, you don't look, well, it's a keto, you know, it's, I'm, I'm, I'm transforming into something else. Yeah. It takes a while. What are you transforming into? The next person I'll be. Yeah. Well, that, that remains to be said.

I hope it's a cop. I don't know. It could be. Somebody who sells insurance. I hope his name's Garrett. Yeah. I hope so, too. I hope so, too.

Garrett, bro. Dude, first of all, honestly, number one name that I cannot, it's just built into my system. Somehow I can't react well with it. People named Terry. Yeah. And especially if it's a man. I was going to say, I can, I can get away with the female Terry's.

Guy Terry's, I don't know. It's not so much. Yeah. It's just like. In my name, you give a kid when you want them to have a hard life. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Terry, little Terry.

Yeah. We had a little guy named Terry by us, this little black fella, and he would always drink milk at the park. Dude, and you had no idea how he got it, and he was always there, dude. How's he doing now? I never seen him. It's a great question. That's something to be said.

Yeah. This is 26 years ago, dude. And we're all like, where are your parents? You know, and he didn't even know. No. Yeah. It's almost like he was just born, like, in a bird bath or something. But.

Who knows, man. He's a New Orleans legend. What are you training for? Are you actually training for this fight? I know you. So you just did a fight, Logan. Yeah. I had a fight last year, August 25th.

And then, yeah, another one this year, November 9th. Same kid. It's the rematch. Okay. So professional fight, no headgear, staple center. It's going to be sick, man. And you guys think you'll sell it out? I think so.

Wow. I think so. That's crazy. It's a big fight. The whole undercard is professional fights. Yeah. It's like your first professional fight, yeah. Oh, really?

Yeah. I'm undefeated. I'm undefeated so far. That's crazy. And you probably beat your brother's ass for years, too, didn't you? We stopped because we both got, have you met him? Yeah, I met him. He's big, dude.

Like, the kid's a thick little Oreo. Yeah. Yeah. So we had to stop fighting because we destroy everything, you know, in the house. Right. When both the brothers get so big that they'll destroy everything in the house, yeah, chairs, tables, glass. So we stopped.

So it's been a minute since I was in the house. And he's got a little bit of Flintstone in him, too, a little more than... It really does, man. You know, he's got that, I noticed. And I couldn't tell if he was like 19 or like 38, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he could go either way. Yeah. The hair doesn't give it away?

Well, I mean, it just kind of like... Just like the high and tight for years now. But I think he... I don't know what it was. He just has... He reminds me of every guy who owns like a nice boat in Florida. Yeah. That's what it reminded me of.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't there a thing where he was going to fight someone, too? You were going to do it? And then wasn't your dad going to fight somebody? So we... Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Yeah. Dude, the whole family was going to fight.

Dude, I hope your dad fights that older black guy. He's like, ah, he's a politician, but he's like from... He can't even talk and everybody's like, he's the best. And he's like... Yeah, that's exactly who his dad was going to fight. It's a good guess. I want my dad to fight Jesse Smollett. I think that'd be a good fight.

That would be great. That would be great. Yeah. Me and GP and Jesse Smollett just throwin' hands. Dude, that would be phenomenal. Your dad would probably take care of that man. He would be that man. I mean, dude...

Who knows? Go on his Instagram. You'll see all this man does is chop wood and tie tomahawk. Tomahawks to his motorcycle. Yeah. That's all he... Jesse Smollett? No, not Jesse Smollett.

Not my dad. He flips tires. He chops wood and he ties tomahawks to his BMW. Here's the thing that if Jesse Smollett beat your dad, you'd have to kill your father. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like you couldn't ever look at your father. No, I know that.

It couldn't. You know, there's no Christmas is over. Everything's done. Yeah. If Jesse wins. Yeah. That's wild. It's that Jesse Smollett.

I can't believe if he fought your dad. Yeah. I think... Well, like historically, he's not so good at defending himself, right? Right. That's true. Right. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You're dead with it. I think you're... Honestly, dude, I have no idea what your dad even looked like. And I think he would beat him. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. But a lot of...

I'm afraid of his dad. I don't know his dad, but I'm afraid. Most people are. I'm afraid... A guy that would raise you and your brother, I think, has got to be insane. That's a good point. And will kill someone. Yeah.

And I appreciate that. It's definitely a property owner. Yeah. It's a real deal guy. Oh, yeah. Yes. This guy... There's not a music teacher to bring up these two boys, you know what I mean?

This is a guy that, like, smacks you around a little bit, made you go out and light the world on fire. Yeah, this is a guy that owns a bunch of cologne. No, no. This guy's not. There was... No. He didn't read poetry before dinner, you know?

This is a guy that got into it, you know? Yeah. This guy who... And Mom is probably also somewhat taught, right? No, Mom's a sweetheart. Oh, Mom's sweet. Mom's the exact opposite. So Mom goes the other way.

She's like a sweet. Okay. And if you even look at his mom, you hear an oven door opening. Oh, yeah. Because they also could have been raised by, like, a Long Island mom. That's... I could also see that, like, a tough Long Island bitch. Sweetheart.

Sweetheart. Oh, yeah. And you guys are from where, Ohio? Ohio. Yeah. Um... Cornola, Ohio. Did you guys...

Were you friends with Roman Atwood? I was. I am. Oh, nice. Yeah, I still am. Yeah, yeah, Roman still have you met him? Yeah. Yeah, he's cool.

Yeah, he's a super cool guy. Down to earth. He's a special dude, man. He's really cool. You know, fag fist fights was a thing, you know, it would come to colleges when I was in college and they would, it would be two gay men and this lesbian lady and you'd go watch them and they would fist fight. See, college used to be so much fun.

Yeah. You can't... You know, before, now all this PC shit now, everything's soft. Yeah. That used to be great. Imagine trying to do that now. It's called fag fighting. Right.

And we have two gay guys and it's to first blood. So the first AIDS blood splatter, we're done. Then we're done with the fight. That would be rough now to get away. Yo, yo, I'm going to get canceled just from being on this. Yeah. Yeah. You will be canceled.

That's what we're trying to do. Watch me say no words and I'm the one that gets out of bed. Oh, my bad. Well, you can't be... You're above cancellation. So apparently it doesn't exist. Cancelation, it doesn't exist anymore. It's over.

Yeah, it's over. Well, here's the thing though. That's the thing. They've been trying to cancel Trump. Yeah. They never will. I've not worked out for you. He's about to get picked up for four more years.

Four more seasons. But isn't it crazy when you think like the president was a real, I mean also he was a business man, right? In a shady business man, I think, like I'm not anti-Trump like a lot of crazy people are. Like I don't give a fuck. You know, I live my life. Yeah.

The government doesn't determine every... Nobody, right. You know? But he's a reality star. Cardi B was a reality star. Cardi could be president. Yeah. And she's like the biggest pop sensation.

It's just, it's all starting to kind of blend together. Yeah. I think of Kardashian will be the governor of California. I'm not even kidding though. I mean, I think, I think you see what Kim is doing right now, right, with the prison reform and stuff. I think it's going in that direction. And I got to be honest with you, I don't, I'm not mad at it.

Yeah. I'm, I'm ready for the new world. You know who'd be a sick governor is Kris Kris Jenner. Yeah. She a bad bitch. Oh, that's... You've got 50 years left on the planet. Why not have fun?

Yeah. Yeah. Why not have fun? Oh, wait, hold up. 50? That's it? Probably. It's going to get rough after 50.

Yeah. It's going to get hot. Yeah. Kris Kris Jenner is a good option. And I agree with you. Yeah. It's going to get rough. Yeah.

For Christmas, people are going to be getting shields. Yeah. It's going to be tough. I mean, there's a lot of tents. Yeah. There's a lot of tents. There's a lot of tents. You know?

But also, I think in California, like you go to the rest of America, everybody's really kind of just enjoying, you know, things are going pretty cool. I feel like out here, there's this, this spider web, like everything's falling apart. Right. Like, yeah, you do a fist fighting like that, a gay fist fighting at bars. Dude, that would be fun. Well, from people would go see it, have a blast. It would be fun.

Yahoo would make an article about it, but nobody really fucking, I don't think is watching that shit anymore. Certainly not Yahoo. Or reading it. Yes. But I don't think anybody's even reading these websites. Do you got, you feel like, nobody cares. The mainstream stuff.

Nobody cared about Chappelle. Well, there's three people are mad at Chappelle's and then everybody's debating it. It's like, no, nobody cared. No, it's the, it's the, yeah, the minority becomes the majority somehow. Yeah. Yeah. Somehow because of like the amplification of social media. Yeah.

It sucks. But I don't think it's, do you feel like it's that effect? Yeah, I feel like it, it really kind of falls on deaf ears. It's like, I think it's the worst thing now is if people aren't mad at you. Right. Like the worst thing now is if people, if you're not controversial, it's not almost like you're done. The opposite of love is not hate.

It's indifference. Yeah. Which is, which is, that's a great quote. Apathy. Apathy dude. Like, imagine, imagine like truly no one gave a fuck about you. 100%. At least you make them feel something.

Right. I try to get attention all the time. I tweet everything. You know, I just tweet out. Are you, are you that? Well, well, I mean, I, I tweet out things hoping to, you know, you know, to get something and no one cares. It's like, yeah, that's okay.

You ever rile anyone up? Sometimes people get mad. People are caring more now though. I think people are caring more now. Your career is getting bigger now. Yeah. It's been better now. Last six months.

Yeah. You know, I had to really turn it up. You know, say Megan McCain fucked her dad. I had to take it to the next level. Oh yeah. Yeah. And then people were like, oh, okay. We'll listen to this.

Incest will get people to move. Yeah. I had to say she had sex with her father's corpse and then people like, oh, okay. But here's the thing about incest, dude, everybody's like, ah, no, no, right? Yeah. But what I'm thinking about is, um, dude, back in the day, you didn't have the only people that lived around you were kind of family or somebody that was, you know, and you didn't have, everyone didn't have a bicycle or like if you had a bicycle, then yeah, maybe

you'd fuck somebody that wasn't distantly related to you. But if you didn't, you could only have sex with as far as you could walk or as far as you could, you know, so you would, people would have sex more locally. Yeah. You didn't have a choice. Yeah. I think that's still probably happening. Oh yeah.

There's some areas and stuff you go and you're like, oh, I still probably, I think people are using that exact rationale to, when they're in court, they're like, listen, I have sex as far as I walk. And then there's a judge gone, okay. Sounds great. Yeah. Yeah. I only have one bike.

Yeah. I can't get anywhere. We don't have Uber. Yeah. I got a skateboard. I got a skateboard. But I just think back in the day and then at a certain point to like, look, you got to get some exercise.

You're going to have to. You have to walk. Yeah. Because of Uber, because of birds. Like I don't want to hear any excuses about you not being able to travel, you know, five plus miles. I got birds and Lyme scooters lying around every corner. Yeah.

You should be, you should be able to fuck like, you know, not your siblings. Yeah. Or not like, unless you want to, I feel like that's a whole nother problem. Yeah. That's a whole nother problem. But it shouldn't be transportation. I would never want to, man. I thought maybe my sister was cute for like a six months, you know, but it's a while.

We're both children. Yeah. What age, what age were you? We were kids. 30. Yeah. No, she was like nine. And I think I was like 13 or something, but I didn't think she was like hot or such.

Oh, that's a cute kid that lives at our house, you know, right? Right. Which is good. But anyway, what about the, so the fight. So this is going to be a real, so will this fight go on to some like W like, like sanctioned card or what is that? Yeah, man. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's legit, man. Eddie Hearn's promoting it. He's the, he's the, he's one of the biggest boxing promoters in the world. It's not the biggest. Yeah. It's going to be on the Dizon app.

DAZN, right? Shameless plug. Yeah. Shameless plug. Dizon app. But yeah, it's going to be fucking crazy. Get a little, throw a little one, two, one, two action, three, four action. What'll be different about this fight than the first one that you did?

And I didn't see the first one. I know it was like, I had a million streams. I knew that. A million streams. Yeah. Two million pirated. Pirated. Crazy.

Like lost $20 million in one night. 20 million plus in one night. Wow. Am I crazy? Fucking sucks, dude. Sucks. Yeah. And were you getting paid on buys and stuff?

Yeah. I was getting paid on buys. No flat fee. Cause we did it through YouTube. Right. And now Dizon, we have, Dizon bought the fight. They bought the rights to the fight. The difference this time is like, yo, last time I went in as a YouTuber who had to learn

how to box in like three, four months, that's boxing is hard. Boxing is not a sport you can just walk into and rely on your athleticism to, to make you do well, which I, which I did. Right. And I did okay. But for the whole, the past year I've been training like pretty rigorously. Yeah. And this time I'm, I'm actually like, I would consider myself a fully vetted, vetted boxer.

Well, yeah. Cause your energy even felt different even when you came in here and when I went on, uh, impulsive. Oh yeah. I was, it just seemed like you had, I was like, oh wow, this guy looks a little bit leaner, a little more, you just seemed a little bit like more of an athlete, I think in a way. Oh, really?

Oh, for real? Honestly, you had a serious energy. You weren't, I thought you'd be goofier. Yes. I thought you walk in with like a goofy energy, like a wild energy, but you went in and like looked down like, like Rocky, like you're ready. I'm, I mean, I'm focused on that, but also boys, I'm, I'm fucking sick. I am on the cusp of death.

Okay. No, like, I'm, I'm, I'm ill right now. You look fine though. You sure? Cause my face feels red in mine. But also. Yeah. He's dead.

Yeah. I've seen some real corpses, but he looks good. He seems fine. You wouldn't think he's sick. I mean, I think I would, I've seen, you know, I, people, I, I think you don't look sick. Yeah. I think you look like a guy who maybe, you know, I think if you didn't sleep for maybe a night or two, you'd look like a guy who was probably doing a lot of drugs probably.

What's the training regimen? Like, what are you doing every day? I want to get inspired. I want to get a training regimen that I can. Are you working out by the way, or just? Well, it depends. It depends. You tell me what working out is, you tell me what working out is, and then I'll tell

you what I'm doing. You mean using a CPAP? Yeah. What do you mean? By working out. You mean going to the doctor? Um, yes, but no, uh, so what do you do? What's your regimen?

And I'll tell you my regimen. Retrain twice a day. Okay. So already I'm not doing that. I don't do that. I don't believe in twice a day, but that's your way. You want to do it. It's fine.

It's a bit above average. Yeah. Twice a day to me is a little much. So yeah, you, you just took the lead. Yeah. You just took the lead. But what about you? I see you got.

I went to it. Yeah. I want some training this morning. I'll just see a trainer now. Okay. So three days a week and I just hired a yoga trainer as well. Are you, are you fucking with yoga? So I'm gonna do that.

Yeah. What the, what is that somebody motivates you to do yoga basically like a sculptor basically but like insane. You get into a bad position and they just sculpt you into a better one. Is it just a middle-aged lonely woman who's like Theo? I hope. It's time. I hope so.

Yeah. It's time. Oh, you haven't, oh you haven't trained with the yoga trainer yet? No, no, no. She's going to come next week. So they're normally yoga instructors. Yeah. I've never heard of a yoga trainer like a hype woman to get you really into it.

Well dude, if I flip my dog well, she gives me like a little bacon or something. Yeah. Just make sure you roll out of bed excited too. But no, I go but I just don't do it as much as I used to but I know that when I do I feel better so I'm trying to get it more into my life. Do you meditate? Yeah. People around town, I gotta start doing that.

Hey, where are you from again? I'm from Louisiana. What is, what do your parents think about the meditation? My mother really believes in it and my father's deceased so he probably tries to contact me through it I guess. Yeah. But I don't know. Or he still thinks it's gay.

He probably still could. No, he's like, I still don't support this. Dude, when I was young, a lot of stuff was pretty gay, bro. Even jingle bells. Like he's like, what is that? Are you sitting on a dick Theo? He's just upset somewhere in heaven. He wouldn't think all that, dude.

So what is it? What is the regimen? I want to hear this. You wake up. Yeah, we wake up, we run, we box. How long do you run? Hold on a second. Hold on.

Tim, who is we? Me and my bro. Oh, your brother's right there with you the whole time. Sometimes. He wasn't today but most of the time, yeah. And is that, is that just a commitment you guys made? I think he's going to fight on the undercard. I think he's going to fight on the undercard and he enjoys boxing just like me.

You hired a yoga trainer and a personal trainer. To me, boxing is just as effective workout-wise and it's a practical skill. I don't like picking up weights. I haven't picked up a weight in two, three years. Just like, yeah, you look good. You sculpt yourself. You feel good. But boxing not only does all that happen, but like, you know.

But also it's a good skill because you can beat someone's eyes. You might have to attack someone. I mean, who knows? Somebody might say something you don't like. You might have to attack them in a club or a restaurant. I'll never attack. I'll never attack. I'll attack you.

Hey, hey, listen. You know, who knows. Whatever happens, happens. I know. It's a good skill to have. Okay, so you might get a traffic problem. Do you have a trainer too or not? I do, yeah.

Okay. His name's Milton. Okay. Yeah. And so you guys go out with him and you guys are doing- We're doing it all. And then you guys hit the ring. Are you hitting the ring?

Yeah, I'm hitting the ring in my backyard. You see it? I saw that. I saw that. You're hitting that every day. Every day, man. Wow. So five mile run?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do about three, three, four right now, but we'll get up to the five mile. We're two months out, you know? So if you peak now, we're fucked. Yeah. You know? Right. You got to like, you got to train it and get the spurts of-

Yeah. Exerting yourself. And are you guys blowing a lot of gas, each of you all talking a lot of shit, you and the other guy? It just got to not- Dude, it just got announced yesterday. You know, we haven't really had a chance to like, to do it, man. I wish I could, I wish I could use your wit. Like I'm going to actually channel you, Theo, because I feel like I'd be able to hurl a

lot of good insults. Oh, dude. You guys not like each other? Is it like one of those things? No, I hate the kid. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's a black kid from England?

That's not why I hate him. No, no, no. I'm not saying- Oh, wait. No, I see what you're doing. Yeah. So you're fighting for the white right? It's called- It's trickery. I will follow for this.

Okay. But what's his deal? He's from England, right? Oh, he is. Yeah, he's, yeah. I think so. Oh, okay. I didn't know.

I've never seen him. I know his name's KR1. That's right. Yeah, no one, no, I mean, I'm going to be honest. If you're in America, like you don't know who the kid is. We don't. Well, here's the thing. First of all, if we like, if we wanted to be in Britain so bad, we'd have stayed over

there, dude. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Our ancestors made- Here's how bad it was going when we got into a boat, left there. People were like, where are you going? And we were like, we don't even fucking know, bro, but we're leaving. We're out. Imagine it being that bad.

We're out. It's gone. So like, you don't have enough gas to get there. And you're like, yeah, we'll fucking, we'll see what we're going to do. We'll figure it out. We got this. We got this barrel of pepper. Yeah.

That's what we need. We got some spices and we're good to go. Man. Yeah. The first pilgrims are nutty, huh? So this is, so this is, uh, was the first bout here in the U.S. as well? No, it was in, it was in Manchester. Oh, nice.

Now LA state center home turf. You got it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Do you feel like the first one, it was a draw? It was a draw. It was a tie, man. Yeah.

It sucked. Do you feel like it was a tie? No, I feel like I won. It looks like a tough dude. He looks like a guy. He looks a formidable opponent. Is it his picture behind me? Yes.

I think so. Yeah. Unless that's just another guy. What the fuck? You, I mean, bro. KS1. Look at his face. Priscilla.

How are you going to take that serious? Yeah. If I saw him in an alley, I would take it seriously. You know what I mean? And that's just because if I saw him in an alley, I would be somewhat threatened. But how many men have you met in an alley? A lot. But it's usually, it's a lot, but it's usually a text first, you know?

So just from out of nowhere, if I just saw those dreadlocks, it looks like a tarantula. Dude, I think those locks don't have that much dread in them. I think this is the top of this guy's looks. It does kind of look like white girl dreadlocks. Yeah. It looks like, yeah. To me that, this is what that pictures, the photographer was like, okay, no, scrunch your face and look tough.

And that's what happened. I've seen tougher black women at a bus stop in Baltimore. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That's the next fight. You just fight black women at a bus stop in Baltimore.

Dude, I saw this lady one time. Sponsored by Popeye's New Chicken Sandwich. I saw this lady drinking a whole six pack of baby formula at a bus stop in Baltimore. No. Yeah. There's got to be some sort of nutritional benefits that we don't know about. But where's the baby dog? I don't know, man.

That's great. But by the way, that makes me think how good is formula? That's what I'm saying. That's the other thing. Is that just nice? I like Nestle quick. Yeah. Yeah.

It's potential in the formula. So that's the guy right there. KS1, man. And so do you feel like he's going to be training as hard as you? Do you feel like he's taking it as serious? Oh, yeah. You do. Oh, yeah.

This is a huge thing. I'm not going to lie. Man's a dog. Man's a dog. Give it to him. Okay. Yeah. Man's got heart.

He works hard. It's sick. It's sick. I want to fight somebody now. How many times you get hit in the head before you realize, oh, shit, this is going to have some long-term repercussions. That's a good point. So you're saying you even noticed that just from that fight?

I spell two sometimes? Yeah. Like, oh, you two? I spell it some time. T-O-O-O. T-W-O. How did you spell it before you got hit? Oh, yeah.

Correctly. T-O-O. You two. Right. You two. Two people. Like, I noticed that. My text sometimes, I misspell a word and I'm like, fuck, it's got to be boxing.

Damn. I'm 24, bro. I'm going to come back here in six years. Yeah. You're going to be in a wheelchair. Do you be wheelchair racing? You're going to be in a wheelchair. It's called punch drunk.

I'll be punch drunk. Yeah. I don't want to be in a wheelchair. And they do have that, man. Yeah. Sometimes you see some of these guys and they're not all there a little bit. Of course. So you're saying you really noticed that just from that one, from that bout?

I don't know what else it could be from, man. I love it. I was in the spelling bee. Like, why am I misspelling simple words? How far did you get in the spelling bee? I was eliminated the first round. Okay. Hold on, hold on.

So technically we were all in the spelling bee. Yeah. But wait, wait, wait. We had to do it. You know what was the word I misspelled? It was kettle. Oh. Give it a shot.

K-E-T-T-L-E. Fuck you, bro. Yeah. I say, I sell E-E-L. Oh, that's crazy. Well, it was just kidding. Yeah. It was just kidding in my grade.

I would still rather have your life, but I did spell kettle. You know what I mean? I'd still rather leave as you. Bro. If that means anything. Shout out to this girl, bro. Name big Helene. Dude, we had this girl fifth grade spelling bee, I lost to her girl, named big Helene,

who honestly, I'm not joking, Tim. Think you're handsome, but she looked just like you, bro. First of all, she was pregnant. Good for her. Whoa. In fifth grade? No, no. At 10?

100% pregnant. Dude, you grew up in the best place. They checked as much as possible. 100% pregnant. Wow. And I lost on the word inconvenience, and she won the fucking spelling bee. Yeah. Because she knows all about an inconvenience, and she knows all about that, and quit school

the year after. Yeah. When you give birth to your uncle's baby in sixth grade in Puffington, wherever, Louisiana, it's an inconvenience. I mean, yeah, she definitely, so she had inside her trading, I think, when they came to it. Yeah, that's not fair. But that's crazy, though, that she beat me. I remember losing him.

It should hurt me a little bit, but I was a good speller, too, man. Yeah. I was a good speller. Yeah, you said you like words on our podcast. Yeah. You see, you love words. Yeah. How often do you find yourself just reading the good old dictionary?

I got a actually really cool rhyming dictionary, a friend of mine game. He died, but he gave it to me. Like a dictionary that one word will rhyme with the other word. Yeah, it's like every word that'll rhyme like that. But it was written about maybe 20 years ago, so they don't have like a lot of new words in there. But you're not doing hip-hop. No, it's not for hip-hop.

Just like making your brain think like where you could connect stuff that you might not know. That's interesting. Yeah. So is there something different you'll do for this second fight? I'm really curious about this because it's, I just can't imagine getting to a beef space in comp. I would love to see it though, where it's like...

Are there beefs? Are there real? I know there are beefs behind the scenes. What do we have? Are there like public beefs that ever get to the level of... I think Manus Calco and Andrew Dice Clay. Yeah, that was getting wild. Yeah.

Dice was tall. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah. That'd be cool. It'd be great to see that fight. I'm trying to think. Who knows? I think more celebrities should fight.

Yeah. Like how cool is that? Well, but I think it's all starting to merge, man. It's all starting to come together. Like, you know, it's like, like reality stars are presidents. Yeah. Reality stars are the number one pop star in America, in the world. Yeah.

She was on, you know... Love and hip hop, yeah. Love and hip hop. And no disrespect to her at all. But I'm just saying it's like, it's all merging into that one very somewhat scary thing. Yeah. So it's like, you could be fighting Vladimir Putin in four years. I heard that man's a dog, though.

Dude, oh yeah. Yo, you know, like he rides bears, he does cold plunges, he does a lot of cold plunges. He's the biggest guy on YouTube in Russia. Yeah. Vladimir Putin, number one. That's unbelievable. One YouTube guy. So yeah.

So if it makes sense that you guys went at it. Yeah. Who knows? You know what? Maybe you should just fight the top YouTube star in every country. Ooh. Like you go to Pakistan, whoever it is, you fuck them up. Just whoop their ass.

You should just get used to it. It's probably some check or whatever. Yeah. Smack her, move on, fight the next person. I want to fight McGregor, dude. Do you? I want to get my face fucked by McGregor. You know what I'm saying?

I bet in two years you could beat him. He's only getting older and his whiskey's only getting shittier. Yeah. And I'm young and surprised. And he also, I think it seemed like he might be on a little bit of that dust, you feel me? Yeah. That's why he's punching old men.

You see that? Yeah. Yeah. Just punching old men in the eyes of us. Everybody wants to fucking hit an old man. Everybody wants to hit an elderly person. Yeah. I've always said that.

That's an Irish hello, dude. Walking into a pub. Yeah. Punching a senior citizen. Because they're wise. Because they think they're not going to get hit. Elderly people are always popping off, saying shit. Yeah.

Because you can't hit them. They're teething out and setting them on the counter, bro. They know what they're doing. If that ain't a sign of disrespect, I'm going to take part of my body off and set it in front of you. Put it on the table while you're having a sandwich. That's a wrap. That's disgusting.

They're asking for it. Yeah. I just, I just fear their egos are maybe too big. Like their egos are like what it was at 20. Yeah. You know? And then they never escaped it. And then their body doesn't move as fast.

Right. And they think they're safe. You're getting hit in the head by an MMA champion. Absolutely. That's it. You're just getting attacked in a pub. Yeah, I wonder if in a couple of years you'll have like, if it's all just starting to merge together, like, yeah, you'll be fighting whoever.

I love the idea of having you two stars from around the globe fight each other. I think so too. Like a death match. Yeah. Well dude, if Trump and Biden are the nominees, like obviously Trump is, but if Biden's the nominee, they have talked so much shit about fighting each other. And they're going to be on. Oh, I did see that.

Yeah. So you wonder, they're going to be standing at podiums debating, could this be the first fucking presidential throwdown? Did y'all see, um, did y'all see the Bernie Sanders and Joe Rogan? You guys see? Yeah, I did. I did. Yeah.

Dude, how, it was like the greatest. I mean, it's just like, you learn so much about Bernie and like us in a heartbeat. Yeah. Yeah. I think it changed. I think it really changed the whole landscape of what podcasts can be now at that one interview for me. I was like, holy shit.

Joe does that a lot though. Yeah. But to, I just never, I don't know for some reason that one really landed for me. Yeah. I was like, what? Well, yeah. Because Bernie's a guy that you got to listen to for a while. Right.

Yeah. And everybody usually is. Right. Unless they're just like a, just some flapjack that's out there just, you know, slinging dope little one liners. Yeah. His Tulsi interview was good too. Who Tulsi Gabbard?

Yeah, Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard? Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard.

Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. Go wild. That's Hawaii's a BBQ pit, and we're not going to elect somebody who knows nothing about the world.

But hold up, hold up, she's sitting on the beach. The rock is from Hawaii. And he, he talks about being the president. Yeah. That's true. But I don't think they was college in Miami. If you're living in Hawaii you're escaping.

You don't know what to do with Detroit. You're living in Hawaii, you're watching surfers all day. Yeah. That's true. You know? Yeah. You don't know what the hell's going on in Chicago. You don't have e clean look.

Let's get a question, Camino, right now from, uh, from someone. Let's get this, uh, hitter. Here we go. And my question is for Theo, and it's after having both Chris Delia and Logan Paul in the pod. I know there's some beef between the two. Who do you think takes it in a fist fight? Do I think there's beef? I think there's probably, you know, soy chorizo. No, I think you would beat him. I think if it's fist fighting, I think that Logan would win. I think if it's tickling somebody from far away with their feet, then Chris would win.

Uh, yeah. He's lengthy. Both worthwhile things. Bro, he can literally no joke from right here. Fucking put his foot out, bro. Yeah, and fucking... Wait, but saying, dude. Yeah, I wouldn't give it to Chris. Hold on. I wouldn't give it to Chris right away. Bro, no endangered species on the table, bro. Put that hitter down. No, no, it's... A brisly bear was killed to make those two shoes. Two bears, a mother and a father. Him and Jake strangled the ball to death and then made those shoes. Hook him after me. Go after Gucci. Go after Gucci. Gucci's fault. It's unbelievable the animals that they must have.

Are you and Chris cool now? Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. Yeah. Yeah. That whole period of my life was just pure fuckery. I've watched some footage of myself at that time. Do you remember the tweet when I tweeted at Chris? And I was like, now I know why your comedy career is dying. And he said, at least when my career dies, you can film it. I'll put it on YouTube like grand slam, bro. He's good at that though. He's great at that. He's really the greatest at that. I walk into it. What am I? I'm a moron. Yeah.

But that whole life, man, I hated myself. Did you, though? I hated myself. Wow. I hated myself looking back now. Looking back now. At the time, I was like, this is dope. Yeah. I'm a YouTube star. Yeah. And now I'm just like, fuck. You're just acting out. I don't, yeah, I think so. I think I was just lashing. I was pissed that everyone hated me. I was pissed that everyone was pissed at me. Yeah. You're doing the crazy prank.

Yeah. Have you ever done one of those where you regretted it like a crazy prank? Well, obviously the one that we all know about. The one in the forest. Yeah. Right. That one, which I didn't even think was offensive. I was like, whatever. I didn't either. You know what struck me as a person who founded offensive. No. I mean, me and my friends played with dead people, alive people, people who were in the middle. What are you saying? What are you saying? We just couldn't get any. We couldn't monetize it. We were from the generation that can't monetize the sociopathy. But I wish we, no, but that wasn't, that wasn't,

but have you ever done something where you're like, oh, I shouldn't. Yeah. I poured gasoline on my brother. I tried to pour gasoline on my brother. He ran away and I slipped in it and almost broke my shoulder. Yeah. See that. Dude, my boy Todd one time at Halloween drank a fucking half gallon of gasoline, dude, and no joke. We never fucking saw him again. Yeah. And guess what? He's probably fine. Oh, I think he's fine, but I think he's never going to be fully fine. You know, interesting.

Like, I think he can get a job, but I don't think he can get like, uh, promoted. Yeah. No, he's not going to get to the manager of Perkins. Let's say this dude, uh, he's going to be, he ain't going out on Halloween anymore. He's staying at home and passing out candy. So was he dared to do it or was he one of those kids? We've been doing some mushrooms, dude, and we fucking hit the gas station. You can, if you're in mushrooms and you, there's nowhere to go, do you go to a gas station, bro? And that place is fucking like.

That seems like the least appealing place to be on mushrooms. And they had a bunch of roaches, a whole fucking swarm of roaches that just hit our area. And so there was like probably 600 roaches at this gas station. I love having your area, you take mushrooms, but you realize life is worse. I don't have that enlightened experience. Let's go to the gas station. We're all going to work in three years. Let's just, it's like, what a nightmare. Hey, let's go to the beach and realize we're all one consciousness.

No, let's go to the mobile and see where exactly we're headed. So let's see how many tootsie rolls we can put in our mouths. A nightmare. It was amazing, man. Better. It was amazing. But he didn't seem like kind of guy was going to do super great overall anyway. You just, so in this podcast so far, you've mentioned three friends that have kind of just disappeared. Why is that a thing in Louisiana? Like where are your friends going?

It's easy place. I mean, it's a place there's a lot of, you know. Not Goldman Sachs. That's not where they got a lot of money that much. Rather going into the ether, man. The part of the mystery, you know. Falling off the face of the earth. It's like flat earth. It has a place that has just a lot of mystery. They all become Netflix documentaries. Yeah.

You know. Dude, what do you think, what did you ask him a second ago? There was something, I wanted to talk more about that. It was a good question. I forgot. Yeah. I was talking about Chris Delia beef. Oh yeah. Chris Delia beef. Do you, uh, Yeah.

But Chris Delia, I think is more of an online beef person than he is a real human in life beef person. Nice guy. Sweet guy. Yeah. I feel like I'd like to believe that most people are. I mean, I can't, I don't know how many people I got, I got real beef with other than that one kid. Right. You know. The British guy.

Yeah. The British guy. Yeah. I mean, where does that come from that beef? Is that just talking shit? You guys are both online. Yeah. So it started off cool. And then it, during the press conferences and shit, it just, it just, he crossed the line. I crossed the line and it just got super toxic and unhealthy. And now here we are. We want to fucking rip each other's heads off. And it's, and some of it's kind of healthy, man.

You know, like one of my friends is fighting this weekend in the, um, Oh, which one? In the UFC. Poirier against Khabib, the Eagle. Oh, shit. That's a fight dude. Your boy might get rocked, dude. But yeah, but he's a diamond, bro. So, you know, he already is, I think legally a rock. But, but yeah, I mean, anybody could win, you know, they got a fight, right?

I mean, Khabib is a rare specimen. No, he's not even a human. It's really crazy watching him. It's almost like watching one of those things that they put into a scary movie that just goes up the wall. Yeah. And his arms go behind like this. It's very bad for him. Bro, he can put, bro, he fucking can put both of it.

He can take his arms off, dude. And swallow them and fucking arm them. He's terrifying. Yeah. He's terrifying, dude. He's, uh, but anyway, but yeah, you see these guys like, Yeah, I want to beat the fuck out of that guy. And it's like, it's playful, but it's also like, this is what we're doing now. Do you feel like this is, so this is something you're doing now?

As far as like fighting people, I think so, man. I mean, yeah. Are you going to, do you think you're going to continue this? I think so. Wow. I think it's just, do you think you become a boxer? Like a legit? No, I'm going to do MMA. I, I wrestled in high school and I was good.

I, I placed a fifth in Ohio. So like, I, you know, so that, a lot of that is there. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And boxing is, is a little limiting for me. Are any of the other YouTube guys or social media guys doing stuff like this? No, and I'll tell you why. Well, they're bitches. No, nope.

They're a hundred times smarter than me. Yo, think about it. I mean, fuck, combat sports are dangerous. They are. This is not healthy getting hit in the head over and over again. Right. What am I, some kind of more on the answers? Yes. Like I, I'd like to believe that everyone else is,

it's a combination of they're, they're smarter and it's not worth it. And they probably don't want to work that hard because it is hard work. Right. Right. You know, I got, like something's, some screws are missing. It's a legit sport. It's not just beating somebody up. It's a legit sport. We have to train.

And you're going to lose, like, um, do you feel like you're going to kind of create a new fan base with some of this too? Like, oh, for sure. Oh, for sure. That's why stuff will change. Yeah. That's why I do. I noticed in the last fight, the last fight after we did it, uh, I was instantly elevated from YouTube star to like whatever the, the level right, right below like traditional

celebrity and YouTube star, like whatever's in between that. It's just like, you're in your bold face name. People know who you are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause like, you know, you walk in somewhere and it's not like, oh, that's the guy that makes YouTube videos. Like, oh, shit, this motherfucking knows how to fight.

And it's, it's, it's a different level of respect. And the fight game is huge. I love fighting. I've been watching UFC forever. The Tugin is growing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's huge and it's growing.

And it's like, what's going to be next? Like, uh, and this could be it, you know, seeing people actually get to, you know, talk shit, but also back it up if they want to in the ring. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Because the online shit talking is, there's never really been a place for it to culminate. Yeah.

Nobody goes and organizes a fight between the Rosey and Huffington Post. Yeah. Blue hair. This is a big business. And they should be fighting each other in the ring. That's a big business. Someone's got to do it. 100%.

When you say like looking back on yourself, like, uh, and you can watch like videos when you're younger, it's kind of crazy that most people don't have that experience though. It's like, you're like one of the few people that can have that experience because so much of you is documented. So then it's like. So much of who I was. Right. Who I was pretending to be at the time.

Yeah. But we all were. It's like, that's just a phase a lot of us go through in life, man. But did you, did you, like when you look back at footage from like five years ago, do you, do you feel like you were a lesser version of yourself or. Oh yeah. And I loved it, dude. Okay.

I loved being a lesser version of myself. I've had to be like more, you know, you got to get, do stuff. Got to call Nick. You know, you got to do all kinds of stuff now. It's more responsibility. I feel you. So I liked the lesser version when I didn't have to do that much. Yeah.

But I, but that's also me a little bit older. Like if I'm looking back on my 19 years and stuff, dude, I, who the fuck knows what would be on there, bro? Yeah. Crazy shit. Crazy shit, dude. Yeah, bro. Anything involving fire?

That you can legally discuss. Dude, we used to do this thing. Vagip and where girls would put it at LSD and they're vagina, dude. Yeah. And. How'd that work out? This was a fun school to go to. See what would happen.

This was a fun high school. I'm just, this high school, people are pregnant at fifth grade. That's new, bro. This is a real interesting crop of cats. Dude, you got no heart. People are drinking gasoline, acid in the vagina. You got no heart. These are like problems I didn't even know could be problems.

I'm like, I didn't even know these things could happen. This is Americana, bro. You have a jip and it was an old school thing, but I think it's coming back. Bring it back. Bring it back. Is it, do you get fucked up faster? Yeah.

Well, I mean, you get fucked up almost before you can even open your mouth and close it back. Interesting. That's quick. That's a way to think about that. Yeah. You put it in and then, wow. That's quick, bro. For jipping.

Who named it for jipped? That's fast action. Vagina tripping. Yeah. A couple of these broads that went hard. Let's go for jipping. And then what was that, fag boxing? What do you call it, fag fighting?

It was, first of all, it was just some of your people who brought the business to town. People got to make money. I agree. People got to make money. If you're gay in Louisiana and rural Louisiana, you're going to have to beat the shit out of another gay guy. You're not designing houses. You're not an interior designer.

You're going to have to fight. And you hope that some fans come in who are for jipping, some faggads that are all for jipping, who think it's great. I fucking bet $100 on this dude Enrique one time. He's a very small fucking guy. I love that's how you, it's amazing. Beautiful small guy. Did you, did Enrique lose or did he fucking lose, bro?

But it was all kind of set up and I didn't realize it. Yeah. I was at the age where it was all a show. I didn't realize that. Oh, this was like professional wrestling. This was all choreographed. Yes, it was all choreographed. This is poor gay dudes who couldn't become dancers,

who had to just beat the shit out of each other in Louisiana. I mean, it was kind of like, I mean, it was like, you could, you could, you could probably promote it one day. Yeah. There should be a movie about that. I want to see the movie. I want to see the movie about that. Yeah, bro, a gay, a gay traveling circuit.

Bro, they had these two dudes. You could get, you could, you should be able to wrestle with a bear at a bar. You used to be able to do that everywhere. Where that had bears. Yeah, you can't do that now. You can't do that now. It's dangerous.

Yeah. Yeah, but it was just like people were more. So you went to go into a bar and wrestle a bear. You got to give me. You had to pay $10. And then you could just wrestle a bear. You could wrestle him for a little bit. In New York City, there was a really rich guy in the late 1800s.

He kept the bear chained to a stake in his lawn because that was a way to show everyone he was really rich. I like that. Because he had a bear. That's gangster. He's had a big bear chained to a stake. Wow. The thing would hang out on the lawn and people would be like,

that guy's no joke. There's not a better way to flex, you think? There's not a better way to flex. You're just having a bear like that. Yeah, I'm trying to think it's not a good thing. I still think that's something you should consider. You've done it all. You've got the bear in the lawn.

You've got the nice car in the house. Who gives a shit? I've wrested the bear, too. Get a bear. Get a grizzly and you just hang out. A grizzly? Well, I have a mastiff, Tibetan mastiff. Those are great.

Do you have a Tibetan mastiff? She's biting people, though. Well, they're vicious animals. Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, I mean, they're vicious. I think it's sexy when a dog bites somebody. I like to watch someone get bit, too. A little bit.

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Really? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, well, do you think you're too loose? I just don't know. I just don't know what I would think. I don't know what I would think. What did you guys think about the Justin Bieber post? Do you see his post about the...

Tom Cruise? About the... No, not Tom Cruise. He wants to fight. Well, he wanted to fight Tom Cruise. You talking about the mental health one? Well, yeah, but first let's talk about Tom Cruise and then that would be a good fight on that same card.

That would be a good fight. Cruise Bieber? I think, I may not think. I think Bieber would wipe the floor with him, if I be honest. I mean... I think so, too. Tom, he's just too old, dude.

Too old and too scientific. But he got that old man's strength, though. And science, bro, if you got Scientology, dude, you could do anything you want. You could do magic, almost. Yeah, I don't know about that. The whole thing's based on magic. I got to be honest.

I think the whole thing's based on Blackmail and gay dudes. I think that's what it's really based on. Okay, yeah. It's going, here's a picture of you kissing a dude. What's that cost? 25 grand a month for the rest of your life, you know? Okay, cool, whatever. I'm Batman or whatever it is.

I think that's what it is. I don't think it's magic. I think it's cameras. I feel like Logan gets nervous every time Tim brings up gay people, but he is gay, so he's allowed to say all of this. Oh, yeah, I'm allowed to say everything I want. I can say the n-word. I can say...

I'm kidding. I can't say the n-word. I can say... I'm Joe. I don't have that. You can say, look at this, gay. Wait, hey, are you gay? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, really? So I can say... Oh, okay. I can say gay. Yeah, Logan's very nervous. No, I mean, look, I've had some controversy. What would you do? Man, this...

Fuck those bitches. Don't worry about it. Well, we are fucking them, and it's not going that well. What did you say? What did they say? Because they always go to the... They always find something homophobic that like a... You didn't hear this?

I don't not. I didn't hear it. Shit, man. What happened? He's like, I killed three gay guys. He's like, I hate to bring it up. He's like, I hate to bring it up right now. In Ohio, me and Jake, it was funny to tie up three gay guys

and light them on fire. Sorry. He's like, you didn't hear this? There was a guy named Matthew Shepard. And it was the first viral video. We tied him to a... Anyway, no. What did you say, Fag?

No, no, dude. I said we were going to hook up with dudes in March. Mail-only March. You got it? Yeah. And I used the verbiage. I said we were going to go gay. Right.

Yeah, okay. That's funny. And on our podcast, it's the verbiage I use. And instead of saying, yo, we're going to hook up with dudes for March. It's a mail-only March. It was a joke. Of course.

We did sober vegan January, fatal February. We were going to... The joke was we're going to do mail-only March. And I just... It was just an out-of-touch joke, you know. People got mad. Yeah, people got mad. Online people did.

Online people. Nobody in the real world cares. And that's the truth. That's the thing. It's an online thing. And there's a real world thing. Did it affect you think the long-term way that people are interacting with you?

Me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it didn't affect me. Like, nobody at 7-Eleven turned around to me. We're like, you hear about that fucking mail-only March? They're going to go gay. That's ridiculous.

Yeah, nobody. Nobody cares. That's the crazy thing. People are just trying to get their kids medicine. They're like, really? That's really the real world. I know we're all in LA. Nobody cares.

People just want to give their kids medicine when they're sick. That's literally what people are worried about. Nobody cares. Dude, I don't know if I go gay for a whole month, bro. Dude, I'd do a week first. You guys seem brave. A month is a lot. Yeah.

It's heavy. Is there... Would you do straight for a month, do you think? Yeah, absolutely. I would do straight for a decent-sized starter house. Yeah. From the rest of my life. Like, not even like a mil-two little Mediterranean style

on a busy corner. Jesus. Doesn't even have to be no backyard, partially rented out. Yeah. Oh, my God, bro. I mean, listen. You sound like an easy guess. I would try it for a month.

I mean, I've tried it before. I tried it a bunch. It didn't work. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, you know, I remember one time I thought I was maybe gay for a little while, but I was just really lonely, I think, and I'd just been masturbating too much.

Yeah. And... You're attracted to yourself as well. You're attracted to yourself, essentially. Is that what you're saying? I don't know what was going on, dude. But it was just like, I don't know, dude. Oh, I wasn't meeting any girls, and I was like,

oh, fuck, man, if I'm not meeting any girls, maybe I'm gay and I just don't know what's going on. Yeah. Right. So... Never shut it off. Never. Like, who knows?

Oh, I'll be gay. When I'm 70 or 80, dude, I'll be fucking gay. Dude, I'll fuck anybody in here, bro. Yeah, for sure. I'll fucking any of you creeps, bro. That's a, that's a, let's all hope, you know? Let's all hope, let's all hope. That's that Richard Dixon right there, right, you know?

Um, but yeah, who knows, dude? I mean, who knows? Well, no, but yo, also, like, who cares? I'll just say it, like, I've kissed dudes before. Yeah. I mean, it was an acting class. You know, not like, it was a recreational. Yeah.

But like, it was nothing against it. Do you remember the guy's name or not? Uh... Sean. I feel like it was Tyler. Oh, yeah. That's crazy, bro. Yo, you know, you know...

Was it by the beach? Dude, I would never kiss a guy named Tyler Inland. It was an acting class. So you're talking about Tyler from AMAW, the big guy? I know exactly who you're talking about. Wait, he's a famous actor. No, he's not. Oh, he's not?

I know another Tyler that's like... What's Tyler in? Is he in power? Did you go there? Yeah, I used to be in Tony's class for like two years. So that's what I'm saying. You do, you do see him. Oh, yeah.

Sometimes you can hand it to a guy on guy scene and like, let's be honest, like, I'm not a fucking pussy, bro. Relax, you can't do anything. I know you got excited when I said I... Oh, I'm going to kiss this fucking guy and his arms fall off. When can I join the class? Because I want to be, I want to be in your whole life, I want to be in power, you know? Can I be in power?

Well, we fuck if I'm in power. How does it work? Can I be a prison guard? I don't even know what power is about. It's about prison, right? No? All right, sorry. Is Tyler just milling around these classes waiting for the scene?

He did it to Gianni? No, no, he has a girlfriend too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, it's just... Everybody has a girlfriend. It's in any acting or movie. Like, I've kissed dudes in movies I've made too. Like, yo.

Dude, in the way it is worked, the way Hollywood's going. Oh, some dude kissed, some dude actually ejaculated on my arm when I was at, um... What class was that? No, it wasn't a class, I was in a movie theater. It's a very interesting class. So what happened then? His girlfriend gave him a hand job and I was too close to him, to him, you know? Who?

It was the spot. Was this in Louisiana too? That's wild. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of by the interstate a little bit. Yeah. The movie's here by the interstate? Yeah.

That's one of the good stuff. Yeah, you wild it out. Dude, 200 yards off the fucking interstate and you're in a film, bro. Do you remember the movie? Can you name a better town? Do you remember the movie? Huh? Yeah, I remember it.

It was called Pumpkin Head. It was a scary movie. Those are the best movies to get hand jobs in, though. Bro, I wasn't getting it, dude. I was a fucking victim. No, I know. But the guy, like, he clearly knew something. Oh, yeah, dude.

It was secondhand, bro. It's like a heavy dance. Like secondhand smoke. So what do you do after you just got come down into the movie? I didn't know what was going on. Dude, I thought I was gay for about two months, bro. Interesting. Because you have to at that age.

Somebody comes on you in a theater, bro. Makes you think. Well, it just makes you scared, I thought. You're like, was I chosen? Is this the way it happens? Is this the way they recruit people? Do I have a choice? Can I even look at a woman now?

I have to explain to her what happened. Oh, that was a tough fucking message affecting me, bro. Do you ever, how often do you go back to your hometown now? I go back a lot, man. Yeah. I go back a lot. I was just on the coast. I was just in Biloxi this weekend doing a show.

Yeah. And everybody came out. I did that stardome that I saw you were at. Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, it was wild, it was wild. Did you ever do a tour? Did you ever tour again? No, I want to.

I want to. Is it crazy? Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, with stand-up, it's like, I feel like it'd be tougher for you, for guys that are, you know, kind of YouTube stars. I don't know what the best term is. But with boxing, I mean, you could go and sell and you could fight. But I'm just saying with YouTube, I think it's different.

Or, you know, at least I have a thing to do. I was going to say, what the fuck do I do? You do Q&A, you meet people. Yeah, suck my dick. No. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like modeling. Did you see that?

Did you ever watch The Thing Chasing Cameron on Netflix where they like would? He didn't watch that. Nobody watched it. All those Vine stars would go out and they would like throw water bottles in the crowd. That's what they did. I did see that, actually. Yeah, they jumped around. They're like lip synced to songs.

They like throw water in the crowd. So me personally, probably would rather die than do that. Yeah, looks good. Yeah, I'm like a cash grab kind of. What about the, yeah, the Bieber post. What do you think about that? Talking about the mental health one? Yeah.

I thought it was dope, man. Anytime a celebrity opens up about vulnerable shit, like it's cool. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And pretty cool, I thought. Yeah, it's cool. A lot of people relate to it.

And so when an icon can be open and truthful about himself, it's cool. Yeah. 100 percent. Pretty wild to think. Yeah, I just couldn't imagine. Because, you know, it shows people you could have all this stuff. You could have all the money. You could have all the fame.

You could be very talented. You could still not be happy. You could still have a lot of those problems. Yeah. You know, it helps me perspective, like, whenever I'm having just a shit day, and I'm like one of the worst, you know, sued for like hundreds of thousands of dollars, like hurt myself in boxing in the morning, and it's like sick. And I'm just like, fuck, nothing's going right.

I'm always like someone, someone, somewhere has it so much worse. Yeah. Lots of people. Lots of people. You know, so, you know, like, I have it. Yeah. Continence has it worse. Continence has it.

That's what I'm saying. I'm right here. So, entire hemisphere has it worse. I love how you're like someone, like he wakes up wherever he is in Beverly Hills. He's like, there's got to be someone out there who's having a bad day today, like I'm having a bad day. There's got to be some other person out there. Let's go to a guy right here.

We got a guy right here who has a car. This guy's having a worse day. This guy. He's driving a prison bus. He is, actually. Let's go to Michael. Guys, hey, just wondering, you know, with the level of success that you guys have, is it hard to kind of smell the roses sometimes and be actually proud of what you've done and,

you know, be really grateful and happy with where you're at? What do you think it's like always going to be a constant battle of wanting the next best thing and not really taking the time to really think about how cool it is to be in the position you're at? It feels like sometimes a constant battle of always wanting the next thing. But yeah, we'd love to know, guys. Thanks. Gang gang. Gang gang, bro.

Gang gang. That's a great question, man. That's a great question. You always want to do more stuff, right? Well, I think that that is something that happens to people. I think there's certain types of people that you, there's a drive to, I don't know if it's success or achievement or conquering the next thing where it's just the thing in your brain that turns over where it's like, okay, what next do I try and accomplish?

Right. And it's never changed. You happen to accomplish things along the way. Right. But it's what do, what am I going to do next? Yeah. What gets you excited? That's what I feel.

It's like whatever excites you, like you're excited by this fight. Yeah. You want to, this is what you're into right now. Yeah. Whatever you're into, it might not be what you're into in six months or a year, but then you got to go find that thing and then keep getting excited. But your brain also, I think some people's brains, some people's, the way they are, is going to find that no matter what.

It's like, it's just in you to find whatever that thing is. It's the same reason why you found whatever the first thing was that kind of got you going. Well, it's fear that keeps you from that, right? I think a lot of people want to do things. They don't do them. They're afraid of doing them or their circumstances, prevent them from doing them. But I think if you get rid of the fear of like, maybe I'll fail at that,

or maybe that's not going to be what I think it's going to be. If you get rid of that fear, then you're just open to what is the next thing? What is the next thing? Yeah. It is hard to look back, I think. It's definitely hard to like stop and kind of smell the roses kind of. I make myself sometimes. Like I'll force myself to go on vacation, or like I take Sundays off now, no matter what.

Wow. Because otherwise, you get caught up in the cycle of just trying to go, go, go, go, go, and then you fuck yourself. You shoot yourself in the foot. Oh yeah, both my feet are fucking full of lead right now. That's what I'm saying. You're working too hard to, too much yoga. Yeah.

You got to chill. It's burning. You got to chill. That's what I'm saying. But no, yeah. It's the yoga trainer. It can burn. I feel like definitely burnout is a real thing.

But a lot of successful people that I know weren't chasing the thing that they have now. They loved what they did, and then they get the win, and that's where their dopamine spike comes in, and that's what makes them happy. That's what excites them. And then it gets old onto the next. What else can I do? What else can I conquer? So I think it's just you got to find that thing that makes you happy, and then it's

like a compound effect if you keep going and going and going. Next thing you know, you have all this success, but this success didn't come overnight. I've been doing this shit for 15 fucking years, as all of us have. And there's a price for it. I mean, his success is really yours. You're starting to get more popular right now. Tim, would you say that? Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, yeah. Over the last year, it's been a good year. It's been a good year. It's come to me like eight and a half, nine years. Last year has been really good. And what do you attribute that to? I think just have an opportunity, more people knowing about you, coming out here more. I was in New York, and I love New York, but coming out here, meeting more people,

getting the chance to go and do different things, and then just being funny. So, getting a chance and being funny, getting funny, and then going and getting a chance to be funny in front of people. Like, Bird Crusher is like, if you just build houses in a neighborhood and nobody sees them, but then you get a chance to build a house in a neighborhood, and people are looking at it, and they're like, oh, I like that. I want to build my house. So, I think that's what it is.

It's just sticking with something, and then till it matters. Yeah, once people see that you can do it yet, sometimes it comes too early for people, too. It's like, you don't really have your art down, and then you get an opportunity, and then everybody sees your art as not. I mean, we know a ton of dudes that auditioned for SNL when they were 19, or they had a huge opportunity when they were super young, or they got an opportunity, and it just didn't work. They were on a hot show for a year or whatever, and now those people live in their cars,

and they're suicidal, and it's all over for them. They're alive. But they're good to call, and be like, God, I'm not them, huh? You know, that's important to keep them around. Somewhere, someone, somewhere. Yeah, someone, somewhere. That's what I'm saying. You got to keep them in your phone and be like, God, you're around, you're still alive, all right.

Well, when I first moved here, me and my buddy Paul, we didn't have an apartment yet, so we slept in the ball pit on the McDonald's ball pit over off of Wilshire. Yeah, we jumped in there at night. You're lying. No, we jumped in there at nights. No. Get in the ball pit because it was safe. That was the biggest thing.

We tried to stay in a park, but it just- Was it though? Was it though? That was like the lowest level of Jeffrey Epstein's Island sleeping in a McDonald's ball pit. It's like the poorest pedophile move. Bro, but here's the crazy part. We would just sleep in the ball pit, you know. We'd take a public bus there.

The third night, bro, me and my buddy Paul are in there just laying, and you would get like under the balls. The worst part was there was like a lot of hair and loose change. Of course. You're dead serious right now. Dead serious. This is amazing. And the third night we're in there, we're talking just like we have been the past two nights.

Some Asian guy is sleeping on the slide. Oh my God. Yo, that's what I'm saying. He's like, will you lie down? Boom. Let me ask you a question. Was there no security? He was germination.

Did no one in the McDonald's care? It was shut down. How did you get in? This one closed. Well, you just jump right over the fence and you're in the ball pit and you're in the play area. Oh, outdoor ball pit? Outdoor ball pit. Yeah, not indoors, you fuck.

Oh, dude, I never saw an outdoor ball pit in my life. And also, how the fuck is that safe? You couple of Rothschilds, huh? Yeah, I've never seen an animal. Well, because first of all, you're in a place. No one's going in there. At what point did you say to yourself, this is not a sustainable course of action?

Oh, dude. Like, at what point when you're under the balls and you're sleeping in some hair or whatever, you keep your head out of the balls, that's a real moment. That's a real moment. And you're like, one of those moments for me, I was Santa Claus in Harlem, and I was getting shit on all day by four-year-old kids. And you can say black kids. Yeah, well, some of them are Dominican.

But they were just roasting me, just shamelessly beating. None of them were happy to see Santa. These are hardened little kids. They're like, fuck you, you fat fuck. I'm like, I'm Santa, you know? And I would jingle the bell, and every now and then some drunk would dance with me. And I was like, this is a rough, I hope comedy works out. So that had to be the ball pit moment when you're just your heads out of the balls.

You're like, god, I hope this works out. I just hated the fact that we were, I just didn't like, there was a traffic that was right on Wilshire. So it was like a lot of traffic. That was the biggest problem was the traffic. I was still younger, so I could handle the pressure of it. But it was just wasn't my favorite thing. But um, fuck, what were we talking about, dude? Everything since you slept in a ball pit, it's gonna been erased from my mind.

Oh, speaking of Asians, bro, we got a fucking Asian right here. Let's hear this beautiful Viet. Hey, what's up guys? So my question is for both you guys. So if you guys have a chance to have an interview or a podcast with anyone dead or alive, who would that be? Fuck, man, that question always sucks. I feel like no offense, man. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

That's a basic bitch question. It's just, yeah, man. It's a very basic bitch question. Abraham Lincoln, you know, Wesley Snipes, you know, somebody else. I would say either in both of them, either Christopher Hitchens or Patrice O'Neill. I would say Prince or fucking, I would say actually probably Michael Jackson or Michael Landon. What would you, what would you talk to Michael about? I would go in on real hard about just seeing, you know, what,

you know, what, what his sexual preferences were, probably trying to really just chat about it. And what about Michael Landon? That's where I'm more, I'm more perplexed about that. I love Michael Landon, man. Okay, interesting. I do Nikola Tesla. Oh, wow. I mean, dude.

Damn. He's, he's. Oh my bad. Do you know, cause I don't even, do you know enough to even interview a guy like that? I wouldn't even, you might be right. He's very tough. How much do I know about Tesla coils? You know, I don't know.

Oh, you're going to bring Nikola Tesla back and be like, dude, the cars dope. I would be like, Hey, we, I wouldn't know what to say to him. Hey, I was, yeah. Hey, won't you fight Elon Musk on the undercard? Yeah. Oh, that's a nice. Oh, you know what? They said he died of virgin.

I think I'd probably just ask him straight up if he like needed some, some things. But virgin power is so strong. Is it? Virgin. Oh dude. That's crazy. Oh, a, uh, somebody parked a Volkswagen rabbit on this guy's leg one time outside of our schoolhouse and I saw a virgin fucking lift it right off his leg.

Wild. And this was in parking. Who knows when it was. Every scene is from like the movie powder. Every scene. It's amazing. What are you talking about? Every scene of your life.

Stories like that. I've never seen a virgin pick up a car. Yeah. They pick up AK 47s now. That's the problem. Virgins now are picking up AR 15s. Hopefully they start picking up cars again. That would be nice.

They need to start passing out some pussy then, bro. I agree with you. Because they're shutting down all the pussy, bro. That's who's doing it. That's right. We got a version right here. Let's hear this young woman. This is the farthest thing from a basic bitch question.

What's up, Theo? This question's for all three of you guys. You can't leave the room until you form a human centipede. What's the order going to be? Oh my god. Oh my god. Shit. What are you doing?

It's so complex. What website are you on, man? These are our fans. Yeah. Yeah. These are people coming in from my eight-chan to discuss. It's four-chan now, dude. Right.

They took four away. Oh. We're eating cleanest, so I would probably say you up top. Yeah. Tight. Tight. You're up front. I got to go in the back because I have the least amount of going on in my career.

That's three of the caboose, dude. Yeah. I have the least amount going on. My manager would be like, you're lucky to be there. To eat who's ever ass. They tell you to eat. Don't start any problems. You don't eat in the ass, bro.

You're just being there as a receptacle. It's a human centipede, right? Yeah, but don't get sexual. We're there to fucking survive, dude. Well, you know what? We're trying to get out of the room. It's like an escape room. This guy works at the mall.

The middle of this guy works at the mall. What do you think he even come up with a question like that? You just sit at the mall all day smelling churros, thinking about what to ask. The middle person dies quick, though, I think. But I'll sacrifice myself just to get out of the fucking situation, bro. Did you see that movie? I never saw that movie.

Oh, because they're why? Oh, wait, one of them dies quick. Just like, you know, like biology. Oh, interesting. Yeah, you're too infected. Yeah, you get a lot of UTIs. By the way, I saw the movie. Did you?

I didn't see the movie. Ah, is it brutal? Great flick. I want to watch. Let's watch. I want to watch. I'm not now, but like tonight. Go to our own respective places.

Back to our neutral corners. I'm not saying let's just watch a movie for two hours. Back to our neutral corners. Yeah. Wow, wow. That's crazy, man. Hey, guys, this is the last interruption I promise. But I got a I got a sweet in the deal for you.

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It's a lot. It's a great question. It's a great question from a smart guy. You called him a woman before. One of you did. He looks, he looks. That guy has that look. People don't want to be a man.

Yeah, some people actually do. A lot of guys just want to be men. They're trying their best, man. And they're really sure. What is a man? Huh? Like, what's a man? I think a man is a guy that's trying to just look nice

when he leaves the house and do pretty. Does he use hand sanitizer? He does his best. He can. He can, if he has it in his truck. And if he doesn't have a truck, he's not a man. Gotta have a truck. Not saying that, dude, but I think it helps.

You can't be on a fucking bird scooter for a fucking nine months out of the year. 100%. Yeah, I agree with you. You gotta have a cool job. You can't be like a teacher or something dumb. No, you could have a man teacher, but you gotta fucking dress still like a man

and wear cologne. I agree with you. Okay. If you wear cologne around children, dude, you're a fucking man, bro. You're the guy. If you walk through that hallway and it just suffocates people, you're cologne.

Yeah, the kids are like, yeah. You're fucking a Spanish teacher and everybody knows it. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Did you guys ever have any teachers hit on you? Even after you were out of school? Especially probably with your success,

did you have any teachers that kind of reached out? I had it. I hit on the teachers. That was risky, though. Because were you successful and in high school at the same time? No, no. I was like a good football player.

Right. You know, so I kind of semi got the pass so I could like say some things like, oh, like, you look, I like your hair today. Yeah. And she'd be like, yeah, take your seat. And I'd be like, all right. All right.

But we know what's up. Yeah, we know what's happening. But yo, I mean, who doesn't have that weird fetish where it's like, I would love to hook up with one of my teachers. Like, my biology teacher's smoke show. Yeah. She was bad.

I did cocaine with a substitute. And that's all. That's as far as I got. We just did. How old were you? I was maybe 18. Maybe like the year I graduated high school. We were doing coke with one of our substitutes.

And was he a homosexual or not? She, no, was a chick. She was a woman. Yeah, she was just. Wow. Subs of the end, dude. What class? She was an English sub, so she was an idiot.

Yeah. So she wasn't smart. She was probably trying to go out and sniff some coke and, you know, fuck her way into the lower middle class. She was fucking way into a little Levitt house in Long Island. Good woman. Oh my god, bro.

You got to play Santa more often, dude. I would love to watch the small black kids attack you. They just roasted me. They were brutal. And here's the other thing. I wasn't just Santa. I was selling Obamacare. Because the thing was that you was a health care truck.

Oh, Santa's got to fucking give it. And you would have to, like, get them with it. They'd be like, oh, there's Santa. And then you'd get the kids in. Then you'd grab their parents. They'd be like, that's called a bait and switch. It's a bait and switch big time. Then you'd grab their parents.

You'd be like, listen, you're going to have a high deductible, but it doesn't matter. Just declare bankruptcy. You don't have to give them a fake name anymore. You know, and you'd have to explain to the kids, you know, like this is a present that you're not going to realize the importance of now. Yeah.

So it was a dark time. I had fun with it. Yeah, fun with it. I was younger. I was doing comedy. My life's shitty. Your life's been a real piece of shit. It's been, it's been something, you know?

I never slept in a ball pit, but I'm not against it. Like I'm not opposed to sleeping in a ball pit. Yeah, but still, you know? They were, they were brutal little kids. Yeah. Oh, I could see that. Dude, I was in Vietnam once. I'm going to let a couple of kids cut my hair, right?

I thought it'd be like a fun thing to do, something different for them. Yeah. And this one asshole fucking kid, bro, instead of trying to make it look nice, just fucking cut a bunch of it off. They're demon little kids. Yeah.

So that hit me hard. Nick, let's throw a topic out there. You got a couple topics, man, and we'll get through this. Yeah. Let's see. Prince Harry responded to criticism. He took a private plane four times in 11 days with his family, and people took Umbridge with it

because he's considered an ambassador for climate change awareness. He responded back, said, I came here by commercial. I spent 99% of my life traveling the world by commercial. Occasionally, there needs to be an opportunity based on a unique circumstance to ensure my family are safe, and it's genuinely as simple as that.

I mean, I think your prince Harry, man, you could do whatever you want, I think, while you're still the prince. What is an ambassador for climate change awareness even mean? I don't know what that means. Somebody that's hoping it's actually real. What do you show up somewhere, and you're like, by the way, we got to get these glaciers back in order,

and then get out of there? What are you even doing? To be honest, the article said ambassador for climate change, which sounds like you're trying to make climate change happen. So I added the... This is a thing that people, elites, have to do now that they have no interest in. Like, if somebody goes to him and goes,

you got to get out, you're dude, the planet is falling apart. You got to, you're the ambassador for climate change. Look at these six seagulls I got on my phone. Yeah, just go over there and take a few pictures in Greenland, and I'll let everybody know we're doing the right thing, you know? That's crazy. Tell the poor people to... Plus, Michigan, they're hoping for a little climate change.

Yeah. You telling me we get eight extra degrees in a winter burn? Yeah. Fucking sign me up, dude. Fuck a penguin, bro. You know what I'm saying? Fuck a polar bear. Who cares?

Yeah, I want to be able to go outside in the yard on Christmas. Like, that's the thing. Climate change is going to, it's definitely going to really hurt probably millions, but it's also going to... Going to help the 48,000 people that live in Michigan. It's going to restructure the value of real estate. Around the Great Lakes.

So suddenly, the people that have all the inland real estate, they're people like, oh, you live in a shit hole, man. Yeah, everything's going to move in because Manhattan and Miami are underwater. Yeah, frozen underwater. You're fucked. Now who's fucked, bro? Yeah, now Kansas.

Look how rich you are. Yeah, you can't swim. They're buying a lot of other people buying stuff in Montana right now. Yeah. Huge. So I'm just saying, what goes around comes around, dude. You can't win them all.

So it's like, you know, you get iced, sometimes you don't. That's the way to... That's probably our official policy on climate change now, with Trump. I think Trump would be like, sometimes you get iced, sometimes you don't. Next question. But first of all, then you have shit like the ice age.

Those fucking little animals are having a blast. Did you see that? They made a second one. It's a fun as hell. They made a second one. Yeah, everyone's fine. How fucking bad was it, dude? How bad could it be?

Yeah, it's a big snow day for a whole age. Yeah. Giving Dennis Lyria a job. Yeah, no shit, huh? Climate change is keeping a lot of fucking people in business, dude. I'm with you, dude. Or non-climate change. I don't even know which is which anymore.

What else we got, man? Over the weekend, the Boston straight pride parade actually happened. About 200 people marched and 600 protesters showed up. Three dozen people were arrested on various charges, including disorderly conduct. Dude, this is just fun. People need something to do.

People need stuff to do. Yeah. People get mad at these skirmishes in Portland and stuff. People need to dress up and beat each other up with batons and shields. This is what it is. Not everybody's going to build a business or have a family. I agree.

Some people need to just let it out. Let it out. I love it. It is what it is. I'm not even, I mean, just have fun. Televised it. Yeah, just right. Right.

Oh, that'd be like a sick pay-per-view. Yeah. And by the way, this is what I would be doing. Like, I'd be fighting people in the streets. Yeah. Like, like, larping. Like, like, real larping. That's what they're doing.

That's what I'd be doing if I wasn't doing this. Right. There's nothing to do in Ohio. There's nothing to do. You got to take it. Oh, you got to. Well, there's more to do than larp and fight people in the street, I'm sure.

Not that I remember, not that I remember. You can sell cars. You can have a car dealership in Columbus, Ohio, be killed with alcoholics. Anonymous was started in Akron, dude. That's huge. There's a shit to do. There's a rock on the range music festival

where all those families go vape together and watch Machine Gun Kelly. Yeah, dude. You know, Yellow Wolf? There's a lot going on. I saw MGK at your house. That's true. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we love MGK. Yeah, we go watch them at MGK. Yeah, it was great. I watched. I did comedy there. No one wanted that. Really? They didn't want that.

It's, well, I mean, it's nobody's there for that. I mean, we were in a tent, we were like the comedy tent. And then MGK and those guys were in the other thing. And we didn't even want to do art. We're like, can we just go watch the show? And obviously we had to. We were a tent for people that were like coming, like they would go vomit in the porta pot

and then come back to our tent to just get their bearings. OK. And then go back. You were like an ancillary thing. Yeah, to get back to the main show. So it wasn't, it wasn't my best. Like a bathroom. You guys were almost like a bathroom.

We were absolutely a bathroom. And I would do it this year. But it was a fun concert, it was great. Yeah. Straight property. I don't know if I really. Yeah. Why are there, why are there straight people marching?

Like, I think, well, I definitely think that straight men feel kind of attacked. I think there's a lot of them that feel really attacked, probably, especially about like the news and stuff like that. Like if you're a straight white, if you're a straight white Christian man, you're definitely, you're a complete piece of shit. You have no value anymore.

You ruined the world. I think there's a lot of that kind of just loose energy kind of milling around. But it's not like, it's not like an oppressed group. So like politely, like fucking right, suck a dick. It's not an oppressed group. But I think it's still, so right. So most people aren't doing it.

But then you, that's why only 200 people show up. And 600 protesters, by the way. Yeah. Oh yeah. And the protesters are the ones that make the whole event. Like if they didn't show up, no one would care. Oh, definitely. Literally no one would care.

They have these big marches where four Nazis show up. And then 30,000 protesters show up and they're like, we're defending civilization from these four. And it's just like four fat guys with helmets they taped onto their head with like, you know, like weird white supremacist signs. And they're, and they're being guarded by like 20 police officers to protect their free speech.

And they're like, they just have the signs up. And then there's like 30,000 lesbians with green hair just throwing rocks at these four guys. And it's like, but also trying to steal their outfit. Yeah. And it's just like, oh, this is civilization. And they throw milkshakes at each other. Yo, I heard, I heard they fill those milkshakes

with quick cement, quick dry cement. Oh no, but it's like, you heard that? What is that? Yeah, he looked like milkshakes. And they're really just like hard little cylindrical cement. Wow. A milkshake brings all the boys to the construction site. What a fat country that we're having a dessert themed revolution.

People chucking brownies at each other. Oh dude, my cousin fucking took a crumb relate to the fucking sternum the other day. Really? What happened? They all been the same. Just shit got out of hand. Yeah.

Yeah. That's fucking great though. Bro, it's definitely the most. The crumb relays are so good. Bro, it's entertaining. It's so good. Now, who got him? Can you say?

It's entertaining, huh? Can you say? A black woman. Interesting. Great. That's when I was picturing before you vocalized it. I wanted to make sure I wasn't racist. No, you're not good.

Bro, it's not racist just if a black person is involved in something, it's not racist as well. I agree with you. Otherwise the whole NFL would be racist, so the whole everything would be. I agree. Why did he, so he just, he had the popped off clip. Shit popped off, dude.

There was two restaurants near each other. They were Sharon's parking. It probably comes in a dish though. Yeah. So we got here with the dish too. That's the thing, a ramekin. I think it was a little ramekin. Ooh, that's, that hurts.

Took a ramekin to the sternum. Sternum, bro. And that hurts. You ever hurt hitting the sternum? Yeah. It fucking hurts, bro. Remind you of your fucking, who your parents are suddenly. Yeah, it's true.

Both of my parents flash before my eyes every time I get fucking punched in the shit. You ever forget in general? Like who your parents are? Yeah, my dad's been dead a long time the other day. My people was like, oh, what's up with your dad? And I was like, where's my dad been? And then I was like, oh, he deceased.

So sometimes, yeah, I'll miss a frame or two. What else we got, Nick? I think we'd be remiss if we let Tim get out of here without letting us know what really happened with Jeffrey Epstein. You seem to be encyclopedic. Yeah, I mean, you're rich enough where you could get involved in this shit.

Yeah. Let's hear what's going on. We'll never know. I mean, that's that. I mean, he was clearly either murdered or allowed to kill himself. I mean, you have narcoleptic prison guards. You have malfunctioning cameras.

You have him making a will the day before he died. You have him being taken off suicide watch 48 hours before he died. I mean, if you don't believe there's something going on, you're in on it. Yeah. That's the way I feel like. If you don't believe it's a conspiracy.

Yeah, him buying a sodium dead shirt on Amazon two days before. Yeah, I mean, him having dinner last night in West Hollywood. That was a little suspicious. Having a dinner party called Welcome Jeffrey to the Hood. That was odd. His new job at the Disney Channel. Questionable.

Questionable. But that's what you'll never know what happened. Football seasons come and no one cares. People want to watch The Bachelor. They don't care. Politicians are having sex with kids on islands. That's a fact. And now no one cares.

It's like, doesn't matter anymore. You talk to somebody in the supermarket. They're like, that was last week. I'm like, yo, so politicians are like banging kids on an island. They're like, get out of here. It was last week. I'm over that. So it's just a spectrum, man.

Yeah. It's a spectrum, dude. It is what it is, man. These people aren't getting so rich so that they can just keep eating steaks. They want to get involved in shit. It is true. They're starting off, they want to fight people from other countries.

Yeah. That's right. That's how it starts and it escalates, man. It's crazy. To me, it makes me happy to get a Bill and Hillary Clinton sitting in their home the day he was killed, whether they knew. Are you pro-choice or pro-life

when it comes to young children having to have sex with rich people? Here's the thing. I don't think young children should have to have sex with rich people, but I don't want any more comics. Right. You know what I mean? So those kids got to do something. I think you bring back to work houses.

You know, I think what China's doing right now is very positive with the kids getting them working young, teach them the value of the dollar. Oh, and do the balancing on each other? Yeah. I like all that. Get the kids in gymnastics. No, they shouldn't have to fuck Bill Clinton and Alan Dershowitz.

Yeah. Well, you fucking ruined it. You ruined the episode. I may feel differently when I get successful, though. That might be one of those things where when I get really successful, I'm like, what was I thinking? I was such a loser. Who knows?

Who would be in the undercard of your belts? I want him on now. I know. Who would he fight, though? I don't know. That's a good question. Let's have it be a woman. Let's start small.

No, it needs to be another gay man because we can bring back to gay boxing. What about a woman who's now a man? Can I fight a woman who's now identified as a man? I think you guys can if you wear matching outfits. Let me tell you, and I will do that. Please beat your people. I will do that if everyone's good with that.

I'm in. My Asian will be so excited. They'll be like, how's that podcast? I'm like, you're never going to believe me. I'm fighting a trans person at the Staples Center. You're like, my Asian will be excited. Thank God. You're like, me?

Thank God. This is a good year. This is a good year. Me and Chelsea Handler about to fucking go toe to toe. Dude, I would love to hit Chelsea Handler. Bro, she's two arguments away from dropping a set of nuts, bro. Dude, I saw her on a plane the other day, and she just looks mean. She looks so mean.

But why do some rich people get so mean? I don't know, but she looks super mean, dude. She looks like somebody would kick a service dog. Yeah, yeah. She's got that energy. People get lonely and mean, man. That's what happens, dude. Money doesn't make everything easy.

It really just doesn't make everything great, you know? No, it doesn't. It helps sometimes. It helps things. Yeah, what they say is somebody said it helped make you warm in the winter and cool in the summer. That's what somebody said. Right.

That's a poor person saying that. That's a homeless person's idea of what money is. You get cool and warm. It's like, no, there's many other things you get. That's an insane, that's like the lowest level of what money can do. Do you think, man? You get water when you're thirsty and food when you're hungry. Yeah.

Oh, money. Oh, man. You get mittens in December. What about fame? Let's talk for a minute about fame and then we'll get out of here. Popularity. What do you think about it, Logan? Man, it's, I mean.

Do you worry about it? Are there things you see where it could get out of hand? For sure, yeah. Yeah, I mean, we've all seen it, like fame gets to your head and then all of a sudden these young child actors are doing drugs and partying way too early and they grow up way too fast and then they don't know who they are when they're like 22, 23, when you're like supposed to be discovering yourself.

So yeah, I mean it, it depends on the person. Obviously it's all circumstantial to me, you know, I mean. But is there a difference between like what you do in working in an environment where it's a little bit more, people get an idea of who you are than just an idea. I think so. Just a, like a, just a worshiping of an image of someone. I feel like any sense?

Yeah, yeah, so my shit's like relatable. I'm approachable. What you see on the screen is pretty much what you get in real life, you know, so people, oh, Logan, what's good? Like that mop, I say, what's up? We joke about whatever. And that's the new, like the old fame is almost creepy. Like the old actors who you don't know anything about.

Actors. It's kind of creepy, right? Because it's like, you're so used to like guys like Cam or you or anybody that is a platform being very open and public. So when those, like, when you have actors, it aren't like that. It's kind of strange. Like that's like, you remember, you remember,

you remember seeing, I, everyone's had this experience in LA where you, you know, this actor who's got the most, the bubbliest personality on screen. Yeah. And then you say hi to him in real life and they're, they suck. Yeah. The kid from Young Sheldon. Sucked the life out of you.

The kid from Young Sheldon. Literal piece of shit. And I hate his guts. I was like, yo, what up, Sheldon? And he just stared at me and I was like, I'll kick you in the neck. You know what I mean? He's a fucking kid.

Can you kick people in the neck? I could try. I would have to get a trainer. Dude, a gay guy, you can do a lot more stuff. And I know I'm not just saying you're a gay guy. I know you're a lot of different stuff, but you can, as a gay man, you can kick somebody in the fucking neck and you're kind of okay with it.

I don't think a straight man or, you know. I'm not the type of gay guy to get away with that. Like if, if, if, if the justice malat hate crime people happen to me, people will be like, oh, good. I mean, they showed my face. They'd be like, two guys hit him. They'd be like, good. Good.

No news story. Well, good. I'm glad he got hit. And that, and next. So it's like a certain gay guys get away with it. Certain gay guys are like, yeah, go good. You know? We need more gay bank robbers and stuff.

Why aren't you guys doing more? I always wanted more gay gang leaders. Yeah. Like that's what I wanted. Gay criminals, gay gangsters. That's real equality. Dude, that's what I'm saying, man. A lot of gay guys are just kind of milling around the outskirts

of like real estate and fucking design. I know they try to live these like posh lives. I'm like, get in the game. Yeah, wear these real motherfuckers. I don't want a gay to fucking milk an animal. I know. I want to put in a clock and so much mouth. I don't take the money.

It's going to happen. It's going to come. Good. Yeah. I think they're already there, man. Yeah, they were already there. We probably just don't know. Yeah, you don't know.

Oh, that's true. That's true. You just don't know. There's a lot of dudes in the closet. Those are the, you know, a lot of closeted guys. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Tim, you shit on power.

The lead of the Mexican cartel is gay in the show. I didn't say, I don't shit on it. I said it's for people with 75 IQs. And that is a fact, it's for a simpler group of people, it is not for people that demand a lot from entertainment. It's from people that are like, oh, that's a gangster. And that's a gangster. And then the gangsters fight.

And there's nothing wrong with that. But it's a show for retarded people. Yeah. It's a dumb show. A lot of adults that drink juice boxes. It's a very dumb show. It's very dumb. And the people who write it are dumb.

It's very simple. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, I'm a gangster. We're going to build an empire. Hey, hey, hey. Okay. Black history month. Here we go.

What is it about? What's it even about? Literally. It's just about these two kids who grew up together. It's just about, immediately. It's just about you're lowering our expectations. We already have none. It's actually about two guys who grew up together and they sell drugs.

Oh my god. No. I had no idea. But the guy who he grew up with, the girl that he was in love with when he was younger, she worked for the FBI and they start dating again. So it's like homeland? Yes, billions and homeland and every other show. Yeah, but before they did it.

It was, this was like 2011 when it started. Sounds good. I'll start watching that. I'll just want to. Start watching that in the break room at Arby's with the rest of the crew. Bro, I want to say this, man. One of the, who is it, though? It's my manager.

I think he heard that was fighting a trans person. He's very excited. How do you know it's your manager? He doesn't even have the number saved, by the way. Yeah, I was just in New York City. I'm not going to, I'm going to fire him soon. He's not getting his numbers. Yeah.

Dude, if you're ready, he does nothing. If he has time to call you during the day, dude, he's obviously fucking not that big. No, he does nothing. Yeah. He'll call me and he's like. Oh, it's crazy, man. He'll call me for a vacation and start talking about his vacation. I'm like, can you get me a fucking job, please?

Yeah. He just goes, it's great. That's all he goes. He goes, great. It's great. I'll talk to him. I go, it's great. I go, what is it?

Like how many times I think he goes, they don't want anything to do with it because it's great, I think it's great. It's like, all right, thanks. Why is he talking like he playing hide-and-go-seek? He's the last manager from the 90s. He wears like white pants. He guys like me, Collin Quinn, he has good people. He's just out of it. Like he has no, he didn't know Rogan was like a popular podcast.

He's like, he's like out of it. Checked out. Do you think going back to like the, the fame and the, that like it's, yeah, there's about fame, popularity from YouTube, it's almost like the two different things a little bit. For sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, YouTube is weird because the drug that you get from, from getting views and likes and subscribers and followers is, it reaffirms everything that you're doing.

And so, you know, whether you're on the right path or not, you're going to keep doing the same shit as long as people are following. Whereas Hollywood, technically you're employed, you know. So it takes Tom Holland, for example, before he became Spider-Man, there was a team around him watching everything he did, monitoring every move that he'd made just to make sure he didn't have any missteps because, because now he's in the Marvel universe and you can't, you cannot fuck up. Right.

You have to be, yeah, you have to be pristine. You can at that point probably have opinions. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, you can't, you know, you can't have any opinions. Your opinions have to be very like bland. They have to be like, climate change is bad and they shove you in a limo. Ham and cheese. Yeah.

Peanut butter, you kids should be able to breathe. Good night. You're like, okay, this guy is great. But it's got, that kind of stuff, it feels like it's gotten so cornered that it's just like, it can't survive anymore. I felt like people want, there's some people that still watch it. Trump ruined that because Trump came out and he said whatever the hell he wanted. And there was something paradigm shifting about that.

It was intoxicating. You were watching him and you're like, here's a guy saying whatever he wants on the national stage in front of everybody, how can we go back to scripted fake crap? How can you go back to an interview show where a host is like, so what are you doing? And the celebrity is like, well, I'm the host is like, tell us about that time when you were in a school play and you fell down. It's like, no, talk about something real. Yeah.

Because the president is going off the dome. So you need to do that too. Yeah. Yeah, man. It almost has challenged entertainment in a way. And I think entertainment hasn't really respond like mainstream entertainment hasn't really responded that well because they just seem to keep playing some of the same old fucking like, I don't know.

Yeah, they're doubling down. They're remaking old shows. Yeah. Comedy Central is like, we're remaking bonanza. It's like, this is not the move, guys. It's not the move, you know? Yeah, it's hard because he can do something in his house that gets more views and more attention and more engagement than things that they're putting millions of millions of dollars

into. It's weird as far back. It must terrify them, dude. It's got to be terrifying. To them. Yeah, to them. But then also, there's a, but yeah, there's a relatability like, I like the fact that people that come out to my shows and stuff, they, I feel like they're the type of people

that I would like to meet anyway, probably be okay with meeting because they tune in, for some reason, because they are into the same kind of stuff I'm in or thinks. It's a much better connection, man. Yeah. Much deep. You have a much deeper connection with your fans than a movie star does. Except for that black guy from Britain, dude. What's the guy's name?

K.R.1. Fuck. K.R.1. Yeah, fuck, man. Fuck this fucking guy. Jesus Christ. That's going to be a crazy, so. A staple center.

What date? November 9th. Can you jump off the ropes or it's only punching? I can do whatever I want. Yeah. I can do whatever I want. He hit me after the bell last time. Did he?

Oh, I'm going to get fucking dirty. Oh, get a louder bell too. That's crazy. Get a louder bell. Get a louder bell just so everybody's, yeah, because he might have been confused. He was probably watching Power. He got confused. Oh, yeah, definitely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick, you got anything? That's it for me. Yeah. Check out Tim's podcast. Yeah. Tim Dillon Show. Thanks.

So funny, Tim. Thanks for coming in. Yeah, thanks for having me, dude. I appreciate it. Good to meet you. Yeah, yeah, you too. Good to meet you, man. Good luck to the five men.

Thank you, man. Thank you, guys. I know you were sick, man. And dude, I'll fight somebody sometime, maybe not on this on the car, but a future one. Yeah, you could do it. Yeah, I want to train and fight someone now. I feel like we all need to fight people. I really believe that's the only way to really, that's it.

I love it. I think it's a good idea. Mr. Train, who should I fight, you think? Chris. Chris Delia. Maybe Chris. I could fight. I could be Chris Delia if I'm allowed to jump up and also punch at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be allowed to.

Oh, yeah. You'll be super allowed to. Do MMA. I'll do some different stuff. Yeah, you'll be good. Yeah, you'll be good. You're allowed, dude. And you could fight somebody too.

Dorothy, I know this lady. I'll fuck her up. I don't know, dude. I'll take some pictures of her as soon as we get all the way. I'll fight that. Who's the guy? Frederick Douglass. Kirk Daddy, he's in a wheelchair on Twitter.

I'll fight him. I like him. He's very funny. Is he? Yeah, he's great. I'll fight him. All right. Here you go. MUSIC

that parking brake and left myself unwind. Shine that light on me, I'll sit and tell you about stories. Shine on me, and I will find a song, I will sing it just for you. And now I've been moving way too fast on a runaway train with a heavy load of my hand.