This Past Weekend - Yung Gravy & Dirt Nasty | This Past Weekend #259
Episode Date: February 4, 2020Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Yung Gravy https://www.instagram.com/yunggravy/ Simon Rex https://instagram.com/simonrex415 ---------------------------...-------------------------------- This episode brought to you by… Skillshare Visit https://Skillshare.com/TheoVon to try 2 months of unlimited classes for free ----------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------- Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------- Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Amy Love Andrew Valish Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Streit Bobby Lee's Flip Flops Brandon Woolsey Christopher Becking Christopher Burton Cody Anderson Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal David Christopher Dentist the menace Dionne Enoch Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joey Piemonte John Kutch Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Julie Ogden Justin Doerr Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields LJ Logan Yakemchuk Madeline Matthews Matt Nichols Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mona McCune myinitialsareOKbutimnot Nick Roma Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 Passenger Shaming Qie Jenkins Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Scott Turnbull Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Tanner Marvel Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Vince Gonsalves Vincent Gil William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke HarrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Hey, what's up? I'm gonna be coming to Newport News, Virginia. That's right. That's February 29th.
It's less than a month away. It will sell out. The pre-sale code is onward, and those tickets are
available right now at theovon.com. So go get those, and I'll see you over there in Virginia.
Beautiful place, beautiful state. And today's guests are, well, they're two generations of white
rappers, musicians, entertainers, artists. My dear friend Simon Rex is here with me today,
aka Dirk Nasty, and a young gentleman who some of you guys might get to know for the first time is Young Gravy.
All right, today sitting here with one of my closest friends in Los Angeles, Simon Rex aka Dirk Nasty.
Happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. He's obviously been going through some stuff.
Yeah, no, you make me laugh everything. And truly though, one of my one of my dearest friends
in Los Angeles. And then a young rapper right here, Young Gravy, is here today.
Greetings. Young Gravy. Yep. And how is it?
Previously known. Yeah, previously known as what? What were you, some of y'all's,
first of all, white rap, you guys are white. I'm just going to say you guys are white rappers.
Well, no, I'm Jew. I did my DNA test. I'm Jewish. So not technically white, although I look white,
and I have white privilege, but I'm not technically white. And I also found out.
You're going to be part Mexican or something. No, I'm part Spanish. So if you want to be racist,
that's close enough. You're Basque to be specific. Basque to be, I was going to get,
you're right. I'm Basque, which is a region next to Spain. So that's like Andorra or
a what? Never mind. We had a guy, these things right around our neighborhood on this little
span, actually, they look like a little Spanish horse. And it was like,
like some people had real horses in our area and people would ride them around sometimes.
Which is Louisiana. Louisiana, yeah. Not New Orleans or Baton Rouge. We're talking like,
we're talking rural, more rural, you know, that gnarly shit. People like burning stuff in the yard
often. People like, are we talking incest or not? Because I've I've been through a few parts of
Georgia where I've, well, we'll get to that later. But yeah, I know you have a line in one of your
songs. It's like incest, incest. I just kiss. Yeah, something. Yeah. Yeah. There's stories behind
all that shit. It's all. Oh, yeah. I never practice any incest. One of my younger sisters are pretty
cute. But uh, but she, uh, everybody went their own separate ways. You know, that was the thing.
So I don't think anybody in our family hung out long enough to really practice anything wild.
I guess that's kind of sad. And you didn't have a sister, Simon? No, I'm only child,
which is a core issue of a lot of my issues. Now, I gotta know about whitewrapping. I want to know,
because whitewrapping seems like there's a glass ceiling on it. It seems like it's like,
What does that mean again? Glass ceiling? I don't know. I've heard that term a lot.
It has to do with like women in like the workplace. Yeah. I mean, it seemed like you can only get so
high in the genre. Does it seem like that in, does it seem like that? I don't know. And this is
just my perceptions and I have no idea. I think nowadays white, to be a black rapper is like,
damn, that's a black rapper. It's rare now. Yeah. There's so many different, so many different like
there's so many different parts of hip hop and so many different fan bases where it's like,
I mean, any rapper, no matter what race they have, there's black rappers that have all white fans.
There's white rappers that have like a bunch of black fans. It's like, it's all over. Yeah. Yeah.
It's just, it's just the fan base. Can we take these off yet? Yeah. Can we all switch one time?
And then can I have those? Yeah, I'll switch. Their prescription? Okay, cool. I want to see
you in my glasses. And then we'll go. Oh, I feel good. Those look good on you. Yeah. Those look
good on you. Really? Yeah. Those are you. You're gonna keep those. You're gonna keep those. Oh,
thanks, man. I have a big nose. So I feel like every time I put on glasses, it's like, oh,
this guy's trying to be in a disguise. And then it's like, I just, you look pretty, bro. Thanks,
man. You look good, man. Glass ceiling. We got the definition right here. An unofficially acknowledged
barrier to advancement in a profession, especially affecting women and members of minorities,
which in rapper, which in, if people think a rap, regular people, I'm a regular person. So I think
a rap is more, is like, almost like a black sport a lot of times. So do, does it seem like they're
like as a white rapper, it's like tougher? It doesn't even matter. And it might have been
different whenever some of you were there was different. I can't believe I'm about to say this,
but 15 years ago when I came out with Mickey Avalon, we did, you know, right when my space came out,
it was a novelty. It was like, Oh, these white rappers, they're trying to be the beastie boys.
It wasn't as common. 15 years later, I think it's a lot more common. But like, we met recently,
and he was like, man, you know, I grew up watching your shit. And then I met little Dickie about
a couple years ago, and he said the same thing. And I'm like, Oh, I think it's kind of evolved to
remember a little Dickie saying without my dick, there'd be no little Dickie. You gave me the idea.
So I think it all kind of, yeah. Yeah, he told me that it was cool as Sandler, Adam Sandler's
Christmas party. He pulled me aside and was like, dude, that you guys let me do me. So I think it
all, he lends to each other. So. But did it seem like you couldn't, did it seem like you, did you
feel like a rapper? Because you, I mean, Simon, you've had a bunch of different careers. You've had
like, you know, like you're always, you're kind of an entertainer. I mean, I'm just trying to think
like, I guess I'm just trying to get a little bit more into it. Like, does it seem like there was
like a ceiling? Does it, did you feel like just a rapper? Did you feel like an entertainer? I've
kind of an interesting way to explain it. For me, when I first started rapping, I had a job in
college. I didn't want to lose. It was like, I was like a, basically I worked at a startup
accelerator, which is like, they help like startup companies get off the ground and I would do all the
marketing for these like venture capitalist people. I don't know how I got that job. It would have
been dope after school if I didn't do the rap thing, but it's learning all this marketing
shit, whatever. So I wanted to hide my, I didn't want my boss to figure out that I raps. I didn't
want like, I was kind of embarrassing. I don't want to be that guy. It's like, yo, listen to my
rap. So like the first like three or four months that I was making music, I didn't show anybody,
other than like my two roommates. And then, and then like I started going up, but I kept my,
my face. I didn't reveal my face for like a year and a half. Did you wear a mask or something?
Or did you, I didn't put your hand, I didn't perform because I came up on SoundCloud. So that's
a slow grind. No, no, no. SoundCloud, you don't need a face though. Yeah. Yeah. I was every, every
single thing I put out was just like, pin up girls. That was like all my artworkers, all of his
50s, 60s things shit. And then finally, like I eventually revealed my face and like, I put
up this music video for my biggest song, not Mr. Clean, and it had me in it. And people had like
80% of the comments were like, holy shit, I thought he was black. I didn't know he was white. So it
was like, just because of my low voice and all that. It's almost like, it's almost like people
were like, Oh, like it was, it was some weird comments. Oh, now that I figured out that he's
white, like, I'm out. I'm out. It's like, why would you, like, what? So there's some, there's some
black people out there, man. But like, I feel like, I feel like as long as your music's unique, man,
there's no like, like no glass. I mean, look at, I mean, Post Malone's kind of more like pop,
but like, he's a white dude and he's like, he's great with. Yeah. Mac Miller, Post Malone.
Mac Miller, I think is the best example. He's like an amazing rapper, respected by everybody.
Yeah. And I, and you're, and a lot of your videos too, you keep it pretty diverse. You keep it real.
Even age-wise in your videos, they always got like, kind of like a little bit of a lady that,
you know, it's a little bit older. You know, I got the MILF thing. Yeah. Oh, you do? Oh,
yo, yeah. You didn't hear that in the lyrics? Oh, that's been my thing. Yeah. Oh, really? Love MILFs.
Yeah. So I'm saying, I've seen some really, I'm like, damn, he's got a real diverse,
because you'll have like a 19 year old and then you'll have like a 49 year old.
Do you know Brandy Love? Have you ever seen her on the internet? I don't think so.
Is that a porn star? It sounds like a porn star. She's like one of the most famous porn stars
on earth. Simon might know her. He seems a little disappointed that we don't know.
Yeah, I am. I am. Oh, here she is right here. Oh, yeah? Yeah. She looks like every other,
oh, she's a MILF. The MILF mom, I like to forget. She's famous for it. Me and her are really tight.
She was in a video of mine. I'm sure I've seen it then. Yeah. I mean, it's not one of my most
popular videos, but she's in it and she's great. And you know, we hung out a couple times.
Damn, Brandy, huh? Yeah, I don't think you find her on YouTube, probably a different site.
I was thinking the video. A couple of music videos. Yeah, you can pull up Pizzazz real quick
if you want to watch it for a sec. Yeah, I'm a fan of young Gravey's music here. I think he's
awesome. Yeah, tell me, it's so crazy because yesterday I was, you guys ran into each other.
Right. And did we? Yesterday. No, I invited him to watch the Super Bowl. If I seem a little down
today, it's because my 49ers lost, but I'm getting over it. It's okay. And I don't want to talk to
you. You're a Saints fan. You've guys had it worse than us. And I bet, I bet in Minnesota.
I bet $2,500 on the chiefs. So I was at a party, they're all sad, and I'm like trying to hide my
smile. I'm like, yeah, he was, no, he made it worse when they lost. And then he like padded me
on the shoulder, like made it worse. But yeah, he's waiting for his my bookie account to update.
Man, it was made, you know, anyway. So yeah, I invited him over to watch the end of the game
at my boy's house. And then he came back to the crib and he's like, yo, you heard of Theo Vaughn.
I was like, you mean one of my best friends? Yeah, he's like, yeah, I'm doing his podcast
tomorrow. And I said, I got to call him. And that's awesome. Yeah, we're a small world. I was just
so because we're thinking like it would be fun to have somebody else in with you. So we're thinking
maybe a comedian. And then once you see me, I was like, oh, this is perfect. Yeah. And once you
said that I was thinking like Trevor Wallace or someone who's mad cool, but like this is,
this is perfect. This is part of this, like my fucking uncle. And you know, Trevor Wallace?
Yeah, Trevor's really, really funny, man. I love, I don't think Trevor knows how big of a fan of him
I am. We should all, we should all hang out, man. There we go. Let's all hang out. Yeah. Yeah, no,
I'd love to, man. I saw him at the comedy store the other night. Yeah, he's his shit on Instagram,
making fun of Bang Energy and all of the stuff. And the White Claw. Oh, that's funny. I didn't
know what you were talking about. It's really good. We got to see that. So he had a bunch of videos
like making fun of White Claw and like and shit. And then he got sponsored by Truly. Oh, that's
great. And it was the same shit with me. I got sponsored by fucking Natty Light. Oh, that's great.
Oh, that's dope. It's a beautiful drink too. That's short for Natural Light, which is American
alcoholic beverage, which is the beer family. But Simon, we never said whenever you started,
you had SoundCloud. What did you have? Like, what did you guys? MySpace was it. Wow. That's all we
had. That's what I started with, like, as trying to get hoes. MySpace. Yeah, back in seventh grade.
But for music, you had to either what, if you wanted to get your music out there, because
YouTube, well, it was YouTube was kind of this oh five. So I remember MySpace. Do you remember
there was the music player on your homepage where you can have like your top friends and you could
have all little John. All little John snap your fingers. Right. So we put our own music up as a
demo like here. Check this out. And then MySpace records and Interscope signed Mickey Avalon
together and put out a collab album. And then we just that we took off from there. And it was just
like by accident. I would hand out our seat. We I would burn this is how old it was. I would burn
CDs. We'd make demos in my spare bedroom. Did you buy a burner? Yeah, I had a burner. I had
the five rota and the five so you could burn five at once. Yeah, I would burn five CDs of like five
horrible rap songs with me and Mickey Avalon and Andre Legacy. And I'd wrap them up in like the LA
Express, which is a local pornographic newspaper. And I'll just hand them out to like people in LA
like Leonardo DiCaprio at the club. I'd be like, here's me and my boys rapping. It was like, what
the fuck you talking about? And then like a week later, they'd be like, that's not you. That sounds
dope. And it circulated around Hollywood. And eventually we got signed. That's crazy. That's
crazy because I was listening to you advertised through pornography as well. Yeah. Oh, that was
that was a great move. My label gave me about $5,000 in advertising budget. And we said, you know
what, let's do porno. So I connected with like this, you know, porno aria or it's like the girl
who kind of I don't pay for any of the high end stuff. I see the a lot of the free stuff. And
I'm actually need to get a block on my phone. She just runs, she runs all the social media for
porn hub connected with her. And we got like, we just put all the money into porn hub. I was
like, let's just fucking do it. And like ads for my new song were all over and people were loving
it. And like, you know, my fan base like, well, now it's a lot more women, but like back then it
was like a lot of dudes. So they're just freaking out. The girls were going to watch porn. I feel
like because of it, you know, I'm saying because I'm posting about it. Yeah. It was a mutually
beneficial thing for me. Yeah, it's the same thing. It sounds like the same. You guys just
do the same thing. That's what's crazy. You wrap it up in something sexy. You got to trick them.
You got to like disarm them with a hard penis. Well, not the hard piece. You want to get them.
You know what I'm saying? I know. I never have. Sex sells is my point. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
And I've also had porn stars in almost all my music videos. So it's like, people will see that
and recognize him. Oh, shit. He's with Gina Valentina. He's with Brandy Love. He's with
Alina Koshka. I have no idea any of those three names. I think I'm too old because I don't know
those names. And he made me get the porn block on my phone, which I still haven't. I can't delete
it off of there. What's porn block? It makes it so you can't access porn. Oh, yeah. He's 27. He
doesn't need to know yet. Yeah. I'm in the future, dude. I'm you. Oh, yeah. Simon is you like 12
years, right? You've already you're 27. I'm not. I'm 39. Oh, but Simon is you look 27.
Simon is 27. Aren't you? 23. 23. I'm sorry. You look like a grown man. Yeah. It's the height.
You're only 23. He's a child. Or you could be a grandfather in Idaho. You could be a grandfather,
bro. I could be your dad, dude. You're my uncle. Because I'm 45. I'm your uncle. I'm your uncle.
But I'm just saying legally, I could be your dad. Maybe way better. So listen to this. My
parents, my parents had a 21 year gap and they're really old for parents. My dad had been married
before. So my mom is 62 and my dad would be 84. He passed away. Yeah. He passed away when I was 16.
Oh, man. So did my dad when I was 16. Would he have colon cancer? He, uh, no, he fell on the ice.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. It was, it was rough, man. But like, it really, it really did affect my career
and like motivate me. And I was like, yo, I need to become the man of the house. My mom couldn't
really handle it. I was like, become the man of the house. And I was like, yo, I need to like,
I did. It gave me so much motivation to like, like, you know, like impress him and like,
support my mom. And like, I think that definitely helped me get to where I'm at now.
Yeah. I mean, at first of all, I can definitely, like, I didn't have that experience with my dad,
but I, uh, but yeah, I could imagine if my family was kind of tight and that happened, you know.
And especially being tall, like when you're tall, you guys can't hide from like any, it's like,
if you're tall immediately, I'll feel like, oh, you got to do something. Everybody always looks
at tall people to do something. Yeah. I can't do something. Yeah. Help out around the house.
Yeah. Help out. Take on the responsibility. You know what I'm saying? If you had like a
short brother, nobody's even like, Hey, you know, and I had, I had only half siblings that were
like 30 years older. So what I was doing was fucking, I mean, I was just like grinding hard
as fucking school, trying to get into college and all that. But by my side with my mom, mom
couldn't really, she was just, you know, she had that period of time. And I never knew that about
that makes me respect and like you more. And that's maybe the deep voice comes from having
to be a man sooner because he has a very deep man voice. Oh yeah. I bet if you're reaching his
throat, you'd find a couple of fucking scrotum in there, bro. Not no, but your own though.
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's not another guys. I'm talking man. If we're being PC, it could be
anybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're right, bro. There's a glass ceiling in there.
It could be a beautiful chick with some solid nuts on it. Yeah. That's that next level.
Man, I got a, I got to tell a story really, really quick. I'm not gonna name who I was with,
but I was in Germany on tour. And you know, have you all ever been to Germany for like the
prostitution area? I've been to Germany, but not for prostitution. Okay. I've been to Amsterdam
and I've experienced some of what they have to offer because I wanted to see what like,
I just wanted to go see what it's all about. And like me and a good friend and another good friend
were on tour there a while back and we went into like a, they basically have this whole street
where it's like all of these hotels. It's like four or five of them, but they're all, it's in
Hamburg. They're all just like every hotel room has its own prostitute. And you walk up and like
literally it's like, they'll like be like, Oh yeah, like 30 Euro like sucking fuck. Like they're like
really even speaking English crazy. But we were just going there to check it out. We weren't even
trying to like, I mean, someday I want to say that I, that I fucked a hooker, but it hasn't
happened yet. But we're going up in there. We get to the top four. We didn't know what the top
floor was, what that meant. And so we're walking down this hallway and there's like all the doors
are closed. Like, all right, what's going on? And like, wait, I'm no cap. We're at the end of the
hallway. There's this like, like probably like 50 to 60 year old lady, like she looks really nice.
She looks like a fucking mom, like a nice mom. She's like smiling at us and we're like, Hey,
and we're just like waving like walking towards her. And then she just gets up, whips up her skirt,
big ass dick. And she's just like swinging it back and forth and like smiling and like laughing.
And we're like, it was, it was, it was almost like a, like a scary scene from a, it was like,
well, pop out scene in a movie. We're like, like, oh, man, like we just fucking turned around.
And man, it was like, she got a lot of them, I'm not of it at least, at least somebody enjoyed it.
Well, the dick is surprising if you look at it. It's definitely a dick surprising when you, when
you think it was a white woman, it was a, it was a, yeah, probably 55 year old white woman who was,
but who was a man. Oh, okay. So she had kids, but she looked just removed the penis. Yeah,
I think it's a dude, but he looked just like a, like a nice grandma. Not a woman that attached.
It looked like a woman who would be really good at making cookies or something like that. Nice,
like rolling. And then she pulled up and then he pulls up and we're just like, man, this is
welcome to Germany, bro. Was it stock or was it aftermarket? That's what's
right, right. Dude, that's, you know, it's crazy as I went to Germany one time with my
ex-girlfriend and it wasn't going really well. And we were, we like, just for camping and shit.
It wasn't good. But anyway, outside of that, we were driving through a park on a bicycle one time,
riding on them. And some man popped out from behind a tree. I guess you can be naked in
certain area of the park and just shook his, like got his hips going, just shook his penis back and
forth and was bouncing it off his legs, like a soccer ball, like the top of it. And he just, just
for fun. I mean, bro, it was the craziest. It was almost like he had taken, it seemed like it wasn't
a penis at first. Like even, you could see it from real far away. That's how big of a penis. Oh,
he had a huge, oh, it was very big. But when he got, when he got closer, he was like, literally,
like you see like one of those Spanish guys, like bouncing a ball on their legs. It was like a
workout. He was like there, he wasn't even trying to scare you. He was just out there like doing
his morning. Like, no, he was surprising. It was a pop out and scare you type of thing. But then,
so he gets off on that, I bet. That's not sexual. It seems like, but it was, it was like choreographed
clearly and he knew what he was doing. Yeah, he was waiting for bikers to come. Then he popped down
and did it. And my girl, I was seeing actually did a loop back around and saw it again. Was this
before we met? Because I've never heard. There's a lot of things I find out through your podcast
that I, that I can't tell whether you told me or I heard it on the podcast because I'm a fan of
Theos as well as a friend. So I never know how to separate the two because I listened to you on
the road of life. I'm always on the road and you're, you stay a part of my life. We stay in
touch on the phone and check in by listening to the pod. And I never know what's told and what,
from you or the pod. Right. Wonder what, yeah. Yeah. Well, no, you were telling me a story.
What are you telling me a story about the other day, man? So many dad. It was about your dad.
Oh, that we did acid. It might have been it. Yeah, I did acid with my dad. I did LSD with
my dad. I'm about to do DMT with my mom. Really? See, I think doing psychedelics with your parents
is the new shit because it's not like we're going to party, dude. It's more like, oh, we should do
a bonding chemical and have therapeutic healing. What happened when you did it?
Because you haven't been super close and your father's from New Orleans. Is that right? My dad's
from New Orleans. Yeah. I actually found that out while we were on acid. I thought he was from
Atlanta. Wait, your whole life? My whole life. I never knew he was from New Orleans. Yeah. So,
and that's where my parents met, is in New Orleans. Oh, right. So that's why we have a kindred
spirit. Yeah. So my dad asked me to send him some LSD in the mail because he recently had some health
issues and I had some then. I hadn't done LSD in like 20 years and I just happened to have some.
I was like, he asked me if I could get it. I'm like, yeah, dad actually do have some and I sent
it to him in the mail and I was on tour and I had a day off and I drove to visit him in Asheville
and he's like, do you want to do some of that acid that you sent me? And I was like, fuck, no.
And then I was like, wow. Asheville, Asheville, North Carolina. Wow. Yeah. That's where he lives?
That's where he lives now. He's a southern man. He's a cute ass town. People love that place.
Yeah. So we did some together and walked around and spent the day together and he started telling
me, what type of acid? What type of acid? This liquid LSD that was on a mint. So it was like
legit LSD. Oh, yeah, dude. It's not the Minnesota we would get like the the bunk, like five hour
lasting ones that were like sus. Like back in high school, I was doing the ones where you taste it
and you still do it. No, no, this is very, very clean, good. You could eat on it, you could sleep
on it. It was very good quality. And did y'all put your it was on a mint? We split a mint.
So we did like half a hit each, right? And that's a student. I'll put you there. But it's not like
you're seeing the walls melt and you're tripping out. It's more just like, it's hard to explain,
man. It's just if you've done it, people listening, if you've done it, you know. Anyway, so we just
you start telling me all this crazy shit that I never knew about our side of the family and about
my uncle that committed suicide and about all the we have depression in our all these things
started to make sense that I never knew. But while on LSD, it was really extra crazy, you know. Yeah.
And he started to have a good feeling that it was, it was, it was just very intense. It wasn't
good or bad. It was just like, what? It was like, you know, when you get your mind blown, but then
imagine being on LSD while you're getting your mind blown. You're like, wait a minute. Like,
I didn't even need to be on acid to hear all this shit. It was weird enough. And then he told me
that his dad, my grandfather was like a spiritual, like leader who opened up like a cult basically
and had all these women that he was sleeping with that he took advantage of his power and was kind
of like this, like, like, you see those cult documentaries about a guy who pretended to be
a God, like he said my grand, and I was just like, wait, I can't take this. My grandfather that I
never met, he renamed himself Rama, which is like a religious name, but he was like a Southern dude
with an accent, but renamed himself Rama and fuck a bunch of women. Some heavy shit. Damn. Yeah.
You couldn't do that nowadays. Did he write a manifesto because it does sound and it sounds
well, people do that all the time. You could do it nowadays, but you would be on blast a little
more. This was in the 60s or something when he was older in life or maybe even the 50s. So he
got away with it because you could get away with everything up until 1989 or whatever year the cell
phone technology started coming to the internet. You know what I mean? Like back in the day,
was it crazy? Like, were you like, did it? Man, I'm wondering what it would be like if I was with
mama because what are you going to say? I was going to say, if y'all got a DMT or acid,
good acid plug out here, I need to bring something back to my mom because like we,
nowadays, like she's retired. It's so chill, man. I'll go back and I'll have all the friends
over all parties. She'll come smoke with us. Well, whatever. Before the bars and afters,
she'll come hit shots. My mom is so fucking. Face time. She's cool. I met his mom on Face
Time. She's a sweetheart. She's the biggest sweetheart and she really wants to do DMT and
all that stuff. We'll talk after this show. Okay. Perfect. Yeah. You had something you're
free to show me one time. That was some amazing LSD it looked like. Oh, that was the one. That was
the one I sent my dad. Oh, wow. Yeah. That one bottle. Yeah. I kind of just gave most of it away
because it's not something you, yeah, exactly. It's not something you do all the time. I mean,
maybe one, a couple of times a year, maybe three times. Absolutely. So I gave almost all of it
away to a lot of people because we do strange looking at them like on your pet. Yeah. Yeah.
My, my mom, when I feel like when I look at LSD at first, at one point I look real like young
and vibrant and then later as it goes on, I start to squirrel out. My dad looked like that.
There's always like weird like ups and bounds and shit. My dad started looking really weird to me
because you know, they say don't look in the mirror and then I was looking at my dad. I'm like,
whoa, I came out of his balls. I'm half him. That's me. Like I started tripping on just like the
biology of, of, of, you know, handed down. It was cool, but no, it wasn't bad. It was just weird.
He was weird. Oh, yeah. I would be, I would be weird, but it was good in the end. In the end,
it was a good thing. It was a good thing in the end. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys have like any, like
was there any, like, did you guys connect on any new level you thought? Yeah, I think we did,
which was very helpful, which sounds crazy. But since he was open, like it was his suggestion,
I didn't suggest it was his idea. And that first I was reluctant them like, wait, that's actually
a good idea because he was never, I was never close to my dad. So it was a good thing and he's
getting older. And I think, you know, he wants to, you know, connect with his son. So we did it as a
sort of a like therapeutic, you know, it was crazy. Yeah. Cause it's interesting because yeah, it's
like a lot of times you do, I feel like, well, it takes me back to thinking like in tribes and
stuff, people used to probably do that kind of stuff more often, like have those sweat lodges and
stuff with your family and eat peyote or do something wild or do something, you know,
you know, things were a lot more, you saw people in their, in their reality or they were probably
trying to get fucked up together. Like as families, probably people. I don't know. Adding to what
you're saying, I don't think it's getting fucked up. I think there was rights of passage through
every single culture up until us Western. Every culture throughout history almost has had some
right of passage. And we don't, we go to the military or maybe if you're Jewish, you have a
bar mitzvah or you do, you might go to college, but you become a man somehow, but really not
through any type of spiritual like drug and that's the new one. You lose your virginity.
Oh, that's the way to become a man. I lost my virginity at 15, but it was, it wasn't good.
And then I remember losing my virginity thinking, oh, I'm going to get laid all the time. And then
I didn't get laid for two more years. Yeah. Cynthia, Dan Lee, I hope I could say that on the air
legally. That's my mom's name is Cynthia. That's fucked up. That's beautiful. I could be your
dad. Cause you're my uncle. You're my uncle. I lost mine. Once again, you're his uncle.
I'll be uncle, uncle dirt. Yeah. I lost mine at 14. Oh, if these kids are advanced though,
or people, I feel like kids now are probably going lower too. Cause I see like, I get DMs from
kids who are like 14 talking about like weed and like all this shit that like, I guess,
well, I guess that's what I smoked weed on. But so it's like a lot of kids, you know, I smoked weed back then too, but like, I don't know.
Sex was a little bit of all. Yeah. I think sex was more like 17. There was like one couple we heard had sex
when they were like an eighth grade and everybody, people were drawing pictures of them for like months
and like all excited. People would like run up and touch the guy on his back and everything.
What do you mean? What guy? The guy that had sex is there. They were so like,
yeah, like fucking, it was so cool that they would just want to touch him. Yeah. Wow. This boy,
Nathan and people would, and it's, he, I remember this kid, he always said his name was spelled the
same backwards and forwards and it wasn't dude. And he thought it was Nathan, Nathan. Oh yeah.
That's the Anna Monopia. No, I would write a thousand times. I wrote it at school conundrum
and I'm like, there's no way. And every time I wrote it, it didn't add up. A palindrome.
A palindrome. Thank you. The voice of reason. It's like God coming. What's that terminator that
keeps popping up on the other side of the wall? You hear that? It's elevator, man. Oh, it's
the elevator. Yeah. That's what we got this space. Elevator is a device that takes you from
Florida. All right. I think, I think another story. He's only 23. Another story we got to tell
us when I did some drugs with my uncle. Oh shit, with me? I don't remember. Where'd you guys get
out at? So, you know, he's been my fucking idol. Oh, you really mean me. I thought you meant your
real. No, I am real. I have really any liaison. Yeah. All my grandparents died before, other than
one died before I was born. Okay. Uncles all live in Switzerland and they're all dead now. I have
like one uncle in America. Like my family's old and like Swiss. Oh, so you look Swiss. You do,
bro. You look like you'd be Santa Claus's grandson. You could be a Game of Thrones like king. I'm
Swiss. I'm from like the Italian part of Switzerland. So, Italian, Swiss and a little bit
French. You look like an entitled millionaire prince from the border of Switzerland and like
Germany. Michigan. Michigan. Yeah. Yeah. Close. I mean, yeah. Yeah. You got, no, you got a regal
Michigan. I mean, yeah. You know where I'm from? Oh, you're from Minnesota. Yeah. Okay. We talked
about that already. Okay. Yeah. We didn't talk about it. I like Minnesota though. I've had some
good times out there, but I want to hear about this. Yeah. I want to hear about this time you
guys. Oh, yeah. So, let me think. We were, we had this whole tour. I had had some bad experiences
in the past performing in the Bay because my first show there ever I got roofied by somebody that
was in the green room and it was like these weird kids from like, pretty sure it was these weird
kids from college. There was these kids that paid us 500 bucks per night to do a five minute set
opening for our shows for like word. That's 1500 bucks. You'd go up on stage for a minute,
but then the last show we did with them, they like, I don't even know all like I took like four
drinks and then all of a sudden like, I don't remember it even. This is what my friends were
telling me. All of a sudden, like, like, I guess I'm completely off the shits. I go up on stage,
I start my song and I'm storing the words and then I walk off after one song and I'm like,
y'all got to pee. And then like the whole crowd was like, what? And then like, I guess I've passed
out in the bathroom, locked the door, all this shit. Because someone had put some shit in my
drink. It was either roofies or just a shitload of Xanax, but I'm pretty sure it was roofies.
Because I got weird ass withdrawals and shit. So, like, that was my first experience in San
Francisco and like, whatever. But damn. Can I make a quick interjection? I'm sorry. I got
to work on interrupting that some Theo taught me. But I want to interject. Roofies is a loose term
that I think is being used incorrectly. You weren't roofied because those are row hypnols,
which they don't even make anymore. So, when people say I got roofied, that people use it loosely,
like, they put something in my drink, but technically a roofie is a row hypno, which you
cannot get. So, I bet you it was Xanax. You cannot get them. They don't make them anymore.
But I've been prescribed Xanax. Xanax. But not row hypno. Row hypno were banned years ago.
But I know, but like, my body handles Xanax really well. But not three ladders.
So, I guess. I bet you. I'm just saying interject. I'm sorry. I think it was Xanax.
Continue this horrible story. Oh, Simon's done some drug, man. We won't.
Oh, we've all done a bunch of drugs. I've been really clean lately. The thing is,
I was drinking red blood. Xanax tastes like ass. I didn't taste anything.
Oh, I wonder what it was, because they don't make row hypno anymore. But anyway,
I just want to clear that up for listeners, because everyone's always like, I got roofied.
I'm like, no, you didn't. They don't even exist. That's like saying, I got Kway looted.
They don't make those. Right. So, I just know about this stuff. So, it could have been like a
GHB or something. It could have been GHB. It could have been GHB. That's the fact that somebody
was going to rape you or anything. That's a very wonderful thing. No, I think these
opener dudes that were paying almost money wanted to like somehow look better. Right.
It was some weird. These dudes are weird. One of them, literally,
faith cancer in me to go fund me. Oh, my God. Some wack shit. Yeah. He's like club promoter type.
Oh, yeah. It's horrible. Opening acts are always sketchy people. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. I
don't mean to interrupt. I just want to clear the air on that. No, look, it's interesting,
because I didn't know that. Roofies. So, the two roofies come from row hypno,
which has been banned because it was the date rape drug for so long. They stop making those.
You can't even get fake row hypno's anywhere. They don't exist. A lot of people stop dating
when they stop making them, too. You know what I mean? Wow. Yeah. So, I didn't mean to cut that.
Just got what you said. Yeah, I had a show on Santa Cruz coming up, and I was like,
oh, man, like the last Santa Cruz show I had, the Green Room or shitty, whatever.
It'll be fun, but then I was like, that's your... Territory. Praying grounds. Yeah. So,
I was like, bro, let me have fucking Simon come open for me, and then we'll do a show together.
Oh, that's dope. Yeah, yeah. So, we went out there. It was fucking dope. And then,
like, was that the first time we met? No, no, I think we had met once briefly and had like
launched with these movies. Yeah, we met in LA in Venice. We went and had a smoke. I took him
to Taiwan, right? And then he said, come open up for me, which I did, which was a disaster
in itself because I opened up for you, and I gave him all the hits, 1980, My Dick,
all the good songs, and the whole crowd just stared at me like, get this old dude out of here.
And I remember thinking, oh my... It was bad. You had to come out and save me. You came out on stage
and did My Dick with me, and we're like, don't you guys know who this is?
That's dirt nasty. And I was just like, this sucks. And 957 people are just staring at me like,
get this dude out of here. And I remember just thinking, oh my god, this is so crazy. I'm the
old dude in front of a bunch of 17-year-old kids that don't know who dirt nasty is. It was a good
humbling experience. And then I proceeded to get butt-fucked drunk, wasted. We were doing this
before the show. We were drinking before. The thing is, we're so excited to be together.
And I had all the DMT, so literally before either of us go on, we both took and ate the shrooms.
No, we didn't. I did. I did. You took a quarter. I ate the shrooms? I hope you did, man.
I would not have even been able to stand. No, I didn't. I gave you so much profit. I ate the
mushrooms. I did my hour set tripping, but I swear I got them for you. No. Oh, I might have got them
for you, but I didn't do them. I did not. You had all the goods, and then some... We were drinking
tequila at that little bar, and you bought the tab. Yeah, yeah. And then some wookie dude had
K. We were doing K. Yes, yes. We were doing K. So we were on K, alcohol, weed, fucking shrooms,
and DMT. Wait, wait. You did DMT? I was doing DMT back there, because obviously he was, dude. He's
going to the gym later. He's 23. No, because I love DMT as much. That's like my favorite, because
it's... I don't know. It's really cool. I've only done that like a few times, but I did DMT
on mushrooms, but I did get drunk and get put in the hole. I did do that. Okay. For me, I did all
of them. Wow. And then you do your set. I come out early, and then you go and pass out in the
green room, and then I'm on stage, and the streams are starting to hit me, and I'm up there. Man,
that shit was a weird show, because apparently everyone on my team and the people that worked
there were like, yo, what's going on? What's wrong with this dude? Why is he acting weird?
But the crowd didn't know, because they had this on my show. They loved it still,
but I was just like... They thought I was joking. I'd be like, yo, are we inside right now? But I
keep seeing stars. Is that a bird? I was saying shit like that, and everyone just kind of thought
it was funny, like the crew, but they're like, bro, he's off some shit right now. Santa Cruz
understands. Yeah, but the kids were younger, and they loved the show still, but I remember
being on stage, and I was just like, every once in a while, I'd be like, god, fucking damn, dude,
I'm really on stage, tripping on streams, seeing things. All these people looking at me. Man,
it was a weird feeling, man. I probably won't forget your... Any of the words or anything like that?
I don't think I forgot words, but apparently I took an insane amount of water breaks. I don't
know why, but I don't know which one of those drugs would do that. It was just like, every song
you would say, water break, and I would walk over and... You did great. I remember you killed it.
He did this thing to the crowd. Oh, and this is where we're going to tie it into big donks,
the dude who you... Big donks? Oh, yeah. Big Dave? Big Dave. He did a moment of silence for Big Dave,
and I was like, what's he doing? And he had the whole crowd go, shh. And if anyone talks,
they get kicked out. And it was a moment of silence for the dude that you told me,
you called me up and said, you seen this dude? Big donks? Because, because I love big donks out
here in... And fucking big donks out here in... We're going to get it. New Jersey? It's in New
Jersey, but where the city is. Yeah, but we're smoking big donks out. Rest in peace? Yeah.
Yeah, rest in peace. That was so funny. You told me about it. I had a studio session when I was
about to sign it onto a label. They were giving me all these studio sessions in New York, and I
brought out Young King Dave and Smoked Perp and my Doug Trippie, and we went to the studio. He
came through with 20 donks. He's not capping about the donkery. He's got a lot. So we smoked 20
donks in like two hours, and we're just going off. And then I'm like, yo, dude, I got this record.
So one of my favorite tracks off of my new... My project I was dropping with my boy, Baby No Money,
who's not with the Wipa Tesla song. Yeah, man, he's great. Yeah, he's really dope. It's like my
best friend. And that Chili's song. What is that? Welcome to Chili's. Love that one. That video is
good. The video too. Thank you. We got a new video, guys. We'll talk about that later. But
I just had Dave go in. I was like, bro, I'm gonna loop this beat. It's freestyle. Like,
just go off, bro. And he was like feeling himself. It was so dope. He went off. He spat a bunch of
fucking bars. Some good, some bad, but whatever. I like blended it together and made this verse
at the end of the song, and I fucking love it. Like, it's an epic little outro to our project.
And then it became a huge song for us, and all my fans loved it. So every show, we would have a
moment of silence for Young King Dave before that song will play. And people would get completely
silent. And if there was ever anyone that would make a beat, we would kick them out.
Cause like... Let's pull that up. Can you pull up Young King Dave on IG? I want to see a couple of...
There he is. New Jersey social media star. I think, honestly, it seemed like, and I'm guessing
here, but it seemed like the smoking is what killed him. He was really big. He really big dude.
It was a heart failure thing. Uh... Yeah, what is he saying here?
This is like a sad one. Is that the song you did?
Let's go to some older ones of him if you don't mind, Nick. You should play, you should play the
song with me and him and maybe the money. Yeah. Skip like... Skip like halfway through. It's
called gasoline. Gasoline Young King Dave. I gotta go pee anyway. Okay, cool. Sorry to interrupt,
but I just want to let you know today's episode is brought to you by Skillshare.
And it's about... I mean, look, there's... There's a lot of times I want to do something. I want to
whittle something, you know? I want to do mind reading or something. And I can't. Cause I don't
know how. Well, Skillshare is an online learning community for creators with more than 25,000
classes in design, business and more. Take classes in social media marketing, photography, writing,
illustration. Whether you're looking to discover a new passion, start a side hustle or gain new
professional skills, Skillshare is there to keep you learning, thriving and reaching those new goals.
Are you a freelancer? Try bookkeeping for freelancers. How to handle your finances.
It's one of their most popular courses. Join the millions of students already learning on Skillshare
today with a special offer just for our listeners. Get two months of Skillshare for free. That's
right. Skillshare is offering this past weekend listeners two months of unlimited access to
over 25,000 classes for free. To sign up, go to Skillshare.com slash Theo Vaughn. Again, go to
Skillshare.com slash Theo Vaughn to start your two months now. That's Skillshare.com slash Theo Vaughn.
And now back to the episode.
That's Adam Sandler. Oh man, I used to be so in their in their world,
bro. I would like, I was always listening to what they were doing and seeing how crazy it was.
I know, I know. Personally, yeah, like their managers and shit. Hey, man, fucking legend,
RIP. Wow, man, sad. And did it happen so fast, huh? Yeah, I was like, someone that said something
about it. And then like, his manager called me and told me, man, she was pretty sad. And I had only
met him twice. But on King Dave, let's see what he says right here.
A tear is rolling down my face. Don't wanna do this game, bro. That loud pack.
That is spicy shit. Hey, but like, you know, there's a lot of people on Instagram who were
like doing like some shit trying to be like really like ignorant and different, like, you know,
like, like the people like the neck dudes and, you know, they're like, I don't know the people
personally where they're like trying to like be extra weird and like, in some way to like get
clout. It was like, he wasn't like, he was just being himself, man, funny and like.
Yeah, daddy makes some wild videos, but he's a unique character, though. I mean, his neck is,
this can be him right here. If you paint in black, this could be him. Who are we talking about?
Daddy long neck. Damn long neck. Is that the little skinny? David. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah,
I know it. God, I don't know any of these people, but I'm just like, when I see people like like,
I love Supreme Patty, but they're like doing all this shit, like for the,
Yeah, some of that shit. It's kind of like a character thing. But it's like,
he was like just straight as personality. Yeah, all the way. Yeah. Yeah, he was real.
You could feel with someone putting too much hot sauce on it. You could feel it. You know what
I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of stuff comes off. Yeah. A lot of stuff comes here. A lot of
stuff. Yeah. You can always feel what I, what it seems pretty genuine. You could tell if something's
real or not. Yeah. But some people don't care, I think. No, it's okay. Some people, maybe they're
genuine ometers just kind of bent out and they'll do whatever, you know? You met Supreme Patty?
I never met him. He's, he's actually really nice. Is he? Funny and subtle too. Yeah.
Yeah. Some of his stuff is pretty crazy. I met a guy yesterday who does some stuff with his grandmother
and they have like videos together. It's wild. Supreme granny. He's grandma. Supreme Patty does,
it's too much drugs for me. Oh, he does a lot of drugs. Yeah. They're always like,
but him and Longnett got in a fight. A fist fight? You get him in a headlock?
I don't think you, I don't, yeah. Bro, you would have to use, yeah. You would have to use a clamp,
bro. You'd have to use a chip clamp, like one of those chip clamps. Yeah. Yeah. Keep them fresh.
Yeah. We're talking about the white dude with the super long one and the white dude with the
wide one. That's Widenett. Oh, that's Widenett Garrell. Yeah. Widenett Garrell, dude. He went to
jail. Did he? Oh yeah. He's from Georgia. Yeah. That one. That guy's huge gangster. Yeah. David
and I actually have family. We have, we're like distant relatives. Come on. Really? I guess we
all are. Long neck. Yeah. That's some Louisiana shit. But he, yeah. Sometimes they make those
videos out there, but they don't, like some of their stuff is just so their production value is,
they're like beating each other with hatchets and like bags of potato chips. Yeah. Yeah. That's
how it is, man. So actually this time of year. Yeah. This is that time of year, man. Long neck.
We need like aqua lung to come back. Yeah. Well, that's the thing, dude. If you, if you, now here
was what I was thinking was why don't somebody put together a like a Barnum and Bailey type of
circus with these unique characters of people and take them on tour. That's the best idea you've
had all day. Thank you. Thank you. But I don't know what other ideas you've had, but that's a good
one. I haven't had any. Yeah. Take them on the road. Here we got a question that came in right
here from some, from some gentleman. We just mentioned beef. This is a question about
possible beef young gravy. Yes. Oh Jesus Christ. Yo, gravy. Do you have beef with shotgun Willie?
Cause when he dropped Wendy, I remember you posted on your story that he copied the beat of Wendy
from magic. So are these cartoons shotgun Willie? Is he a cartoon? No, it's a real guy. It's a real
guy. I know shotgun Willie. So, so I had this song that I've been hyping up for like two years,
but I couldn't, there was always legal issues because it was a pericomo sample and the pericomo
estate, like obviously I'm rapping about fucking moms. They're not like, they're not going to clear
it. So then I had to go through all this process of like getting replayed and all this stuff.
I don't know what that is. They take a sample. Like you ever heard magic moments with pericomo?
It's like 20s. Maybe 30s. I don't know. But anyways, I was sampling it. It was a great sample,
but I couldn't, I couldn't release it without getting sued. So then I've been hyping this stuff
up on my story all the time and then he puts one out with that sample and it's like the exact same
flow that I had on the song that I previewed a bunch. But then like, I don't know if he copied
it from here or if he just thought of it himself, but then like, I'm not meeting the guy and he's,
he's really cool. So that's a compliment. It's a compliment. So no beef with shotgun Willie.
Okay. Yes. We don't want you having beef because we don't want him to get into one of these altercations
with anyone that would hurt him. Yeah. Yeah. Well, people don't hurt me. I hurt too many people
when I go to jail and I break my hand and shit. So this next tour, I'm hiring someone that's not
necessarily security, but it's like a, a big person who's either security or like stop drunk
Matt from fighting people. Oh, really? I've had a lot of like, I've done that too many times. Yeah.
Are you one of those humans that can turn? Like, I feel he could maybe snap and go from nice guy
to elbow to the face pretty quick. You get violent. You guys do that for me. For me, it's like,
it's like, if anything comes out, that's like, I have a lot of like, if most of the altercations
I've been in were because someone was being racist to a friend of mine. And then like, when that
happens, like, I never, I never throw, throw the first punch. Like I'll always like get, get them
pissed off. I also like have some, I don't, I don't mind frat dudes, but sometimes if I see
like a douchey fracker, I'll just kind of like, like fuck with them a little bit, like make fun of
them or something until they get pissed off. Like, because when I'm drunk, I don't know, I like to
like start shit like that. It's fun for me. I got to stop because I broke my hand and I can
re-break it pretty easily. Did you break it on what a wall on someone? No, I broke it. I broke it
on tour actually in New Zealand and I was just cross-surfing. I don't know what the fuck hit me
in the hand, but I just got hit, hit in the hand really hard. But like, I've been in like a ton of
fights now at this point and I need to just chill out. Yeah, you're too much to lose now.
Yeah. He has a Tesla. We came in here together in it. Yeah. Nice car, but like, for me, it's,
it's- He drove really? Yeah, he drove Tesla. Automatic drive. Yeah, it was on, it was on
some road. He took his hands off. He's like, I hope this doesn't make you nervous. And he
hit auto-drive and I kind of, I got to admit, I was, I was nervous. I was nervous. Damn. He,
the car was driving itself as he was texting anybody, but he forewarned me. But that's what
these kids do. He's 23. Oh yeah. Who knows what he's doing? Yeah, man, but I'm, I got to have
someone around me just be like, yo, don't do that. Don't fight with people. Cause for me, it's like,
I'm tall enough where if it's a drunk kid and they're, and like, I could throw one really hard
haymaker and knock somebody out easily. And like, I had a friend who, who knocked someone out too
hard Minnesota and they died and went to jail for six months. Oh shit. So how do rappers like,
how do rappers like collaborate with one another? Like, do you guys hit each other up on the, like,
did you, did you guys do any collaborations? We're going to. We're going to. Can I speak for
on that? He hit me on Twitter. Similar to how we met. I met some of my best friends on social
media. And as much as we hate social media, sometimes you make amazing friends on Twitter
and Instagram. And it ain't just about getting laid and talking shit. You can actually like,
make good truth, good friends like you too. He hit me up just like, I hit you up. And next thing,
you know, I'm subletting my home to him and he's like, I need a place to stay in LA. I'm gonna
get a hotel. I'm like, just take my crib. I'll be in Asia. Just throw me a little loot and take
the crib for a month. So he did. He helped me out. I kind of needed the loot. He needed a place.
And next thing you know, he's in my home and I'm like telling my neighbors,
yo, my boy staying over and we're now we're friends and we're going to do a song together.
Eventually we just haven't yet. Long-winded web. Maybe some TV shit. Yeah. Yeah. I want to produce
a show for him as a game show. I'm such a good eye for like, just, I don't know, man. He just has
his tastes are really usually spot on. Like he's introduced me to so many things that I love,
you know? Yeah. How do you like, how do you figure out like, is it weird to figure out how to go
from like doing music into entertainment? Does it even matter anymore? Do you think it was different
whenever you were you were rapping a lot? So, so real quick, when you're asking about meeting
up with people to collaborate, funny story, me and baby on money, who like, now is like my yeah,
I've seen him in a lot of stuff. We're like, like brothers in the fucking rap industry. We're dropping
a whole project very soon. That's like, we've done 20 plus songs together. Anyways, I met him
on SoundCloud. I had 120 followers and he had 200. That's like nothing. He DMed me. He's like,
yo, man, you're shit's dope. And like literally from nothing, we like became tight. I started
helping him with his style. He helped me with some things, mixing and all this shit. And like,
now we're like best friends and we're touring the world together and stuff. It's crazy how that
type of shit can happen. But literally like that little amount of followers is just crazy how early
it started. It reminds me so much of me and Mickey and legacy. He's doing exactly what me and Mickey
and legacy did. I see it. I'm like, dude, they're just having fun. You can hear it through the song.
It's contagious. They're not being taken themselves too serious, but they can rap and it's fun. And
I'm attracted to that. That's what I like. I want to have fun. I don't want to be, you know, I mean,
but sometimes we'll listen to some thuggish shit, you know, but like, they're having fun and they
could rap. I love it. Yeah. Did you guys ever did you guys ever work with other artists? Yeah,
lots. I got I mean, I could I always tell people like I could retire tomorrow. I did a song with
two short. I did I did a song with two live crew. And I met the ghetto boys and worked with them.
Those are my three favorite rappers I grew up on. I'm like, if you would have told me at any point
in my life that I'd be working with my three favorite, like people who inspired my style,
I'd be like, get the fuck out of here. There's no way. So it could be over tomorrow. And I did
it. But somehow I still keep like meeting people like him and working. It's just crazy. Like same
thing with me. Exactly. My favorites have always been Juicy J. Young Thug Action Bronson. Met all
of them did a song with Juicy J. Got one of the works with Action Bronson. Like it's all I gotta
bring you to Alchemist because he's Action Bronson's dude. And I'm always over at Al's. And I just
would tell him about you about him about you the other day. So I always got to like me and Al
always finding new shit that I got to bring you to ours because that would be a dope collab.
Do you start to find that you're like, so do you start to find that you're more of an artist
than a rapper? Do you start to find that you're more of an entertainer than a rapper? I'm just
kind of curious as to how like it, it expands from one into the other. Some people stay exactly
in one medium, you know? You mean when you say entertainer, do you try to say like touring and
all that? No, like an actor, like a, like possible, like a, you know, hosting. Oh, okay. As you get
into other types of stuff. For me right now, all I've done is, is literally like me, like writing
my own music and then doing stuff for like sinks for like TV and commercials and stuff. And then
I've done writing for other artists. I've done pretty much just music stuff, but I want to get
in adult swimming stock to me. And like there's, you know, Kung Fury. Kung Fury now. You ever heard
of that? No. It's like a movie. Oh, that's crazy. Oh yeah. Yeah. I know he's talking about. There's
some movies coming out. But that's not a new movie. It's been out. Yeah. But they're, they're
potentially making a sequel. Oh, okay. Okay. It was kind of like a cheesy martial arts movie.
Yeah. And they're making a few other movies that like, that like, I'm going to be doing more.
Yeah. Oh, that movie is amazing. You should watch it. You're going to be an actor. Look,
like to answer your question for me, I can only speak for myself. I came into rap way after I
was doing hosting and acting and all these things just because in Hollywood, if you just put all
your eggs in one basket and wait for the phone ring, you're going to go crazy. So I always had,
now I'm podcasting, I do music, I do acting, I'll host, whatever. I do all that shit. For him,
right now, as an emcee, I don't want to speak for you, but tell me if I'm wrong.
You're coming into the game as a rapper, but he's going to end up doing some like TV. He's
going to be like, I don't know who to compare you to, but I could see you totally getting into
comedy and you could do whatever you want. He's got the whole package, I think, because he's funny,
dude. He's a funny. Yeah. I mean, I was going to maybe be, I hadn't offered to just like voice a
guest appearance on Rick and Morty and then I missed my flight. Oh, yeah. So that was that
voice tone. That would have been the first one. I don't remember the, it was something like that.
I peed on my phone one time. I missed a whole weekend of shows. I was close to, I'd set my phone
alarm. I'd got drunk and I felt slept on my phone and then urinated on it. Damn.
Back in the early 2000s. Yeah. This is like my first phone. Yeah. It's probably about 2000,
maybe nine. It's like a no key. And I'm so upset about it. Because then by that time,
by the time I got up, I missed my flight and I like, I just don't come. I missed on my phone.
And they didn't have me come for five years. That club wouldn't let me come for five years at least.
Man, I have a, so I've pissed on my phone while texting and like pissing before, but
I just like try to multitask too hard. Yeah. But I've, I have a really gnarly story.
Oh, I want to hear that. Can you cut things out? Huh? Yeah. If it's too gnarly, well, okay. So
it's going to make you gnarly, but I want to tell you guys anyways. So I had this,
there's this girl that I was with for a while. She was like kind of my girlfriend,
but like we were really tight. This was way back in like late high school, maybe early college.
I don't know why I felt the need to do this, but I was like just learning about the,
the no FAP shit on Reddit where it's like, Oh, if you don't jerk off,
you're going to get increased tests, test offs around brainpower or whatever. So I hadn't,
I hadn't jerked off for like 30 days. I was like out of, out of the state or something like that.
Good job. I came home. Yeah. That's not easy. And I came home and I was with her
started hooking up, started hooking up and I'm, I'm in it for like 45 seconds and it's,
it's that time. And I was like, man, it's going to be a high yield. So I pull out and I'm like,
I don't know what came about me. I was just in my like furious, like about a nut zone.
And I just like aimed for her dresser and just came all over her like wallet and phone and all
of her like, I just like a big no, it was disgusting. And I felt so horrible after I'm like,
I'm sorry. I don't know why I did that. But I just like nutted on her phone, fucking like,
like watch, like wallet, like, no whole kit, keys. I was just like,
Oh, that no fat like for one second, I became like an evil villain. And then it was just like
30 days of no, no nuts. And you couldn't even enjoy the nut because you're probably a good
person and you felt guilty while coming. No, no, I felt great. Well, coming when I feel guilty
immediately after. So that was, yeah. Dude, that's a great story. We'll decide later if we
want to keep that in or not. That's a great story. I mean, it's something that happens.
It's hard sometimes because you don't know how much nut is inside of your body.
I had a wet dream. It was more than I'd ever, yeah. I had two wet dreams in the last six months.
Did you really? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I know I'm 45. Oh, that's amazing. I know. I told my
therapist. You're 45. You're 30. I'm 39. You should enter a contest, bro. If you do,
if they're like, they should have a wet dreamers contest where you get to watch them on like a,
kind of like a dark camera or whatever at night and you see the guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I woke up laughing both times and it's crazy because that's usually what happens as a teenager.
I mean, this be real. When was the last time you had a wet dream? I don't think I've ever had a
wet dream. Oh, shit. You haven't? He's from, oh, you're Swedish though. Yeah. I was gonna say,
Swiss. It's an Icelandish region. Y'all sweet. You're almost Swedish. I think it's a subset.
It's like Italian. Bro, if you're dumb, it's close as fuck. Well, I think it's a great thing to do
because I've done the no fap thing. He got me on the porn blocks, which I still have on my phone,
which is, you know, it's cool, but it's not. And so it builds up sometimes and I have a wet dream
and she was crazy. These robots were sucking my two at the same time. They're on the crank.
They're Asian girls, which I'm not attracted to, but I don't mean to be racist. I'm just not
attracted to Asian women and they were both on a crank system. Oh, wow. Wait, are they robots or
they Asian? Yeah, they were like, damn, bro. They're Asian robots, dude. Damn. Well, it doesn't
surprise me. Asian people have a very, sometimes a lot, some Asian people, Japanese people have a
very robotic sense of style sometimes. We almost hit one and what did I tell you? Oh, yeah. In
the parking lot, she had no emotion to almost getting run over by a priest and he was driving,
it wasn't auto driving. But in a good way. It was like, she was like, she's not going to freak out.
Like, I'm not going to sacrifice. I'm going to go to heaven or wherever and I'm going to come
right back. I need to become more Asian. I've hooked up with a crazy Asian girl. They're called
creations. Yeah. I thought she was awesome, man. I guess I don't know. I'm not a robot
experiences at all. Is that racist? No, I don't think it's racist. It's my preference. Nowadays,
everything's racist, but I just don't find as so it was weird that I had the dreams of maybe
subconsciously and their own crank system. I can't believe I love that. It's beautiful. It's organized.
So I think maybe my inability to have wet dreams is like, sometimes I'll have a morning
wood that lasts like 45 minutes. Isn't that crazy? It's fucked up. Like that happened this morning
and I just moved into this new, or I'm staying with some new, some people that I don't know that
well. And I'm like trying to go take a piss or like shower and I'm like, man, I can't leave
this room right now because we're all on the same floor. There's this one bath and I'm like,
dude, I'm gonna walk out there with my shit like straight up. Yeah. Like it's wow. Yeah. And it
wouldn't go away. It was literally like 30 to 40 minutes. I would drink some of your blood just
to have that kind of activity in my penis. But you know, yeah. But then again, I'll fucking have
like six, six fucking drinks and I get whiskey dick, man. I don't know what it is. It's like
something about the morning is just like go crazy. Morning wood. Well, there's something,
I think your brain when it calms down, it really likes to have sex, you know, and that's why.
When you relax. Yeah. When you relax, you know, I love getting up in the morning and
seeing if my penis is hard. It's like Christmas for your hand. You know,
I'll reach down there and see if it's hard. Sometimes I wake up with wood. I'm like,
I can't believe I still can at 45 still get that turned on by I don't know what nothing
by nothing. My own breathing. Usually a lot of times because I breathe really kind of sexy
at night. I've been told that. So I'm not shocked that I wake up. You breathe sexy at night. Yeah.
Just the way I kind of, yeah, the way I kind of women have told me, oh, if you should hear yourself
breathing or sleep, you breathe sexily or you're sexiest. Can you, can you, like, I don't know
if you know what, can you breathe for me? Sexily? I mean, I can try. Let me see what I can do.
That's hot. That is pretty fucking hot. I'm not gonna lie. It's whim hot.
Wim hot. Wait, you're talking about like, wait. Wim hot. Wim hot. Is that Wim Hof joke?
Yeah. The Wim Hof because the breather guy. Yeah. Oh, wait, we did that on tour a little bit. It was
so funny, man. Like one, one dude put us onto this to Wim Hof and then all these people that he barely
knew was like the second day of tours. Like we just hired a new whole team. Everyone's in there going
they're all like, what the fuck? Who the fuck are these guys? Hey, look, that's it. It's real man.
It does work. My dad teaches breathwork for a living. He's a breathwork coach since the 80s.
I've been around in my whole life. Really? Yeah. I had Wim on the podcast too and talked to him about
it and I had Wim Hof on the pod. I've done ice with, he's the homie. Like your boy teaches me,
does breathing with me since I'm at the gym. Shout out to certified health nut. Yeah. Yeah,
he told me he was meeting up with you. So that technique, look, that technique works. Like you
could get high off of breathwork. Like if you just do that pattern of whole holotropic breathing
in through the mouth, if you lay on the ground and do that for 20 minutes, your hands will cramp
up and you'll hallucinate. It's free drugs. It's free drugs. Dude, I did it in London. I was tired
man. I had to do shows. I had to do shows in London. I was exhausted and so I would do that
before a bunch of the shows man. How did those shows go? The shows went good man. The shows
went good. It gave me like a breath of fresh air. Then I went and jumped in the shower,
just ice cold for about a minute and a half man. It should work man. It was just like I'd
gone to the gym. It just, I just needed something to like make me feel like okay enough to get on
stage. I meditate before every show. That helps so much. I mean it's the same concept. Yeah,
some things work. Those work. Those things work. Yeah, I do it. Yeah, I was Southern
your other in a different interview years. I do. Yeah, I just do 10 minutes of meditation
every day in the morning. And for me, it really it definitely after a while, it gives me a moment
of pause between choices that I make because usually I'm like real reactive, like whatever's
going on. I'm just, it's a reaction before I have a chance to think and then make a choice,
you know. And so meditation for me gives me a little bit of that pause in there where it's like,
okay. Can I sound really smart right now? Yeah, I just read there's a book called called Mansearch
for Meaning by Victor Frankel. And there's a quote that he says between stimulus and response,
there's a space in that space is our power to sorry, sorry, between stimulus and response,
there's a space in that space is our power to choose. Oh, I forgot it. Can you look it up
between stimulus and response, there's a space in that space is our power to choose our response
in our response lies our growth and our freedom. What that means is that exactly what you just
said Theo, instead of being reactionary in that moment when you and I had it happen today, I went
all the way to the Santa Monica parking place. And I got mad because I didn't have the right
paperwork. And in that moment, I could have chose to not get upset and be a little bitch.
But what I did was I was a little bitch. And I was like, fuck, I should have remembered that
quote and what Theo's going to say later, which is in that when you meditate and you get in that
zone, you're not as reactionary and you could be more of a Jedi motherfucker and not just because
it's too easy to just get pissed off at it. So I'm working on that one. So that's the quote that I
always tell myself between stimulus, think of it, let's break it down between stimulus and
response. There's a space where someone hits you on the arm, right? And you get mad like, man,
fuck you. But instead of getting mad, you stop in that space is our power to choose our response.
Right. So in that moment, you can choose, you know, I'm not going to get mad. Let me be how I
want to be. Let me think about a plan of action. Yeah, I even like it just even in conversation.
Sometimes it's like sometimes, especially on podcasts, you get to talking and things just
go in like a, it starts to become like this, like pentameter kind of where it's like,
it just like a, I think it's like a series of notes, like the way like a series of notes work
or something like it becomes like a, like it just like a, not a flow, there's no flow. Yeah,
it just becomes like, I talk, you talk, I talk, you know, just like this beat kind of happens
after a while or something. But then I like it sometimes when, yeah, there's a little more
space sometimes and you can just kind of like, yeah, it just gives you a chance to like come
at things from a different angle. Sometimes you get stuck in these kinds of, sometimes even in
podcast, I noticed that the most cause you're like, people feel like we need to talk, you know?
For me, I just get stressed and then like, you can just completely clear your mind out. Like,
I made myself go to sleep off, meditation, all that. I don't know. You taught me a good lesson.
Theo taught me a very good lesson. He was my first guest on my podcast and he told me,
can I give you a note? I said, yeah, he's like, just, just slow, slow down, right? Just slow it
down. I mean, you can be at high, operated high levels. Yeah. Oh, I, yeah. Last night,
he thought I was on coke and I'm like, no, this is me. So yeah, right? You don't know.
No, I'm, I don't, I'm, this is sober. Yeah. And, uh, I got to slow down and went to therapy today
and he just kept telling me, slow down because I'm dumping all this shit on him. He's like,
slow down. I'm like, fuck, that's what Theo told me. That's what everyone to,
but my brain goes really fast because I'm a neurotic Jew. And I'm sometimes that way too,
not Jewish, but I also, that's when I need to meditate is when my brain's going way too fast.
So I'll have like an idea. I'll try to write it down. Then I'll have another thing come up.
Like, Oh, I got to do this. My brain wants to do coat. For me, it's like, Oh, I need to go,
like invest in some property in Detroit right now. I need to go fucking do all this shit. And it's
like, have you seen Flint town on Netflix? It's a docu series. I want to see it.
I'm the Flint. My, my good friend said to watch it. It's really good.
David is for the daddy. Damn long neck is from over there. Oh, really? Yeah.
Dude, Flint town is good, man. Is that the water problem movie? Yeah. They got dirty water, dude.
They got dirty politics. Everything over there has got dirt in it. I'm going to Michigan in a
few, I don't know when this airs, but I'm going to do a show in Michigan. I love Michigan. You
could feel Detroit's having a comeback. You know, when you go to certain cities on tour, you travel,
I travel. If I was a billionaire or even a millionaire, there's some cities I go to where
I'm like, I would be buying something right here. Like you just said, Detroit's one of the cities
that's on the come up. You could feel it. Same with Reno. Yeah. Reno you go to. Reno was the
worst shit hole ever. My mom lives right near there. And every time I go there, I'm like, oh,
shit, cause Tesla got the shit there now. That's a place out. And maybe I shouldn't say this on
your podcast because it's going to affect the outcome of, of, of real estate due to your high
output. But it's a fact that these places are coming up. And I just bought a place in Joshua
tree, which I can't wait for you guys to come out to. Yeah, I want to get out there. Something
they got a little hot tub out there by. Yeah. I want to get out of there. I got to get out sometimes.
It's a balance. I think we're all kind of crazy to do what we do to be in this business. So
sometimes you got to go. Oh yeah, it's hard to settle down in this town. Let's get this.
Here's a question that came in this year. You guys give a good, good answer to this. This
man had an issue. We talked about it the other day on the podcast. And so this is actually
perfect. You guys are here. Yo, yo, this is Jeff, aka little water socks calling from Ponte,
Florida. First, my daughter and I were talking and said, uh, we're going to be pretty mad if you
don't come back as a uncle, baby Billy's son in the second season of a righteous gemstone. I think
that'd be fire. Thanks. I'm asking them. But, uh, you know, so I'm 36. Um, I rap and sometimes I feel
like maybe it's not as cool to be a 36 year old rapper as it would be to be like in a band or
maybe in a stand up, you know, comic. Um, just wondering, is that weird? Like, uh,
what do you guys think? Is it weird to be a quote unquote unsuccessful rapper still rapping? I love
it. I mean, I have a good job. I make cheerleading music actually as for a living. But, um, you
know, I feed the kids and all that, but, you know, I have this little passion on the side.
Doesn't get too much love, but, um, yeah. So how could he, yeah, we is not lame. Not lame. I think
that's cool. He makes cheerleading music. I didn't know that was a thing. And he sounds happy,
didn't he? He's smart for being able to make cheerleading music. He's a dude, first of all.
And if he's, if he's rapping, uh, at that age, I mean, any age, like if you're making good shit,
then you're, you know, he's probably, his influences are different than what most of the
kids rapping nowadays are going to be. So it's going to be unique. And I think, I mean,
Matt ox blew up because he was 12 when he started rapping and he blew up. So it's like,
what if there was a 55 year old rapper putting out dope ass shit or a 65 year old rapper, you know?
So it's like, I don't think age at all matters. Do you think how much marketing would have to,
like, do you think he would have an, have to have a neat spin? Like, I'm just trying to wonder,
yeah, how does a guy, cause yeah, the way you present yourself and everything is,
is part of it. Not like I'm saying changes clothes, but his style or, you know, like,
if I was him, I'd be, I would, I would go for like dope ass dad, like dad who's out here flexing,
like, you know, or like, yeah, I don't even know, go for like a sick dick. Maybe it would be a good
name. Yeah. Dad bod. Go for like a dad bod. I actually had a, um, a big trademark dispute
where someone else trademarked young gravy before I could. And it was a ridiculous amount of money
I went into. So, so. What company was it? Hormel? It was, no, it was another kid who
tried a rapper named young gravy. Yeah. And he was like this kid who had like no listens or
anything. And I literally had to drop like probably 170k into like lawyer fees and paying him off
and all this shit to see the name young gravy bag. And I was like, at one point I was like,
I'm just going to change my name to daddy gravy. So I feel like if it's him, he could be daddy,
whatever, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Young gravy got a better ring though. One syllable,
two syllables, young gravy sounds better. Yeah. Dirt, nasty. It's something about the one to two.
I thought about that the other one. Brad Pitt, John Needette. Simon Rex.
Bob Odenkirk. Yeah. Janine Fur Lopez. You know, there's a whole.
You know, Bob Odenkirk, I did a show this weekend in Vegas and he'd been to the show before. He'd
just gone to the show, whatever the show was before me and he left a note backstage for me.
He's pretty nice. Was it what he said? Was it like, fuck you? Yeah. It was like, yeah. Hey,
sorry, I'm not coming to your show. But still was pretty sweet of him. Bob Odenkirk's alleged.
Cheer dad. The cheer day. Yeah. Maybe he could do something wild if he's cheer. If he got cheer
leaders around him. I'm trying to think what he could do. He could have a sick ass dance team
behind him if he just gets something nice. So we could have that dance team right behind him.
He could be like a cheer coach vibe. Yeah. And then. Tracksuit maybe. Yeah. So it's kind
of like the like a like a slob squat, like a rushing like hood. Like so he's got like the gangster
look with the with the tracksuit. Yeah. But he's got hot cheerleaders. That's that you can't go
wrong with the hot cheerleaders. That's never going to get old. I forgot why I put these. Oh,
yeah. I wanted to talk about some crazy stories. I want to hear some scary crazy stories or something.
All right. I want to get it turned up in here. All right. Let's go into one then. I hear one.
You have one. Yeah. I'm going to hear. I bet you're from the the deep south, as I can tell.
I'll tell you a story. So they used to have these guys that would have these parties, right? And so
they they would have parties around town. And so one time they said, okay, we're having a party.
And so everybody was all excited, you know, all week and everything. I'm 39. I mean,
no, I'll read you at the party. I was probably I was probably maybe 14. Okay. So we went to the
party. Dude, we're excited. Actually, a cop. I remember give us a ride out to the fucking party.
Wow. Yeah. How does that work? That's he was in our neighborhood right before we went on duty.
So he was dating this girl from our neighborhood. And the girl was your girl was of age, I think.
Okay. Interesting. So it was. So anyway, this cop dropped us off and we're walking out. They had
this huge field between where the party was. They had like a house to hear music and stuff lights on
and you're walking up and these people this time, though, it said an electric fence right in the
middle of this field. It was dark field. You didn't know. And and people got fucking lit up.
Dude, and two of my buddies got lit up really, really good. They hit the electric fence. Yeah.
Hit the electric. Did you saw them like a cartoon? Like, you don't see it like that. But you hear
them so loud, you almost feel like you can see light. No, I've I've I haven't done that. But
we used to drive out to like the suburbs of my hometown and like there's like the farmland
shit. We go party at like fuckers barns and shit. And like the cops would come and you'd like
everyone would everyone would run out into like the cornfield. So I had nights of like running
away through cornfields with my bros. You get hit in the face with a cornstalk. Yeah. Fucking take
it on a little bit. Yeah, man. Going and you're out the middle of nowhere. Like and some of the
girl kept saying, oh, this ain't really it's not electric. And she went back and touched it again.
I remember I intact his last shot. I shoot music videos. I'm at this really dope dude goes by Brock
Daddy, who was just like his whole family was a fan of my music way early days. I just was like,
random fans. I'll go stay at their house. It was like back when I could do that. Oh, yeah.
And they're really dope. And one of his best friends is like a descendant of the Campbell
soup family. So he's like billionaire. And he has like his own private zoo. So we went there and
we shot a video with like fuck with fucking rhinos and giraffes and all that. But they also had
like the biggest collection of guns ever. So we got to like shoot bear 50 cows, grenade launcher.
Isn't it was like, bro, this is some crazy shit in Texas. You can just get this shit. You know,
I'm sure Louisiana is kind of similar. No, Texas has that man. That's Texas. Okay. Yeah. Texas,
you get big animal snakes. You know, you'll have a dude live in a two bedroom apartment and he's
got a fucking rhinoceros in a shower. Like they got, you know, I'm saying Texas has the craziest,
the most wild like in animals that aren't supposed to be in America or in Texas. Yeah. I know a
friend of mine is really wealthy from Texas. They have an animal like preserve out there where you
can go hunting with like it's like Africa in America. Yeah, like wild animals. That's crazy. So
but like guns and shit that those are obviously easy to get Louisiana. Yeah, we had a guy I worked
on this farm for a while and he had this. It was like a thing that had a laser and it could
fucking saw through a tree. It was like an illegal gun. It was like a laser gun or the laser lined
up the bullets or the laser shot. No, the laser you pressed a button. It was a laser. Yeah.
It was insane. That's wild because like, like I'm most likely most likely going to move to Atlanta
in this next year and like I do have like a number of kind of weird stalkers that are like crazy.
You know, like I tried to get a gun in Minnesota because they were thrown in kind of my house and
you can't. It's so hard. So like, oh, you can get a gun in Atlanta. You can probably get one at the
fucking cost. I know in Georgia, it's pretty easy. So like, yeah, you gotta get some guns, dude.
Yeah. I mean, just just one, you know, and a lot of times I'll go to the studio like in the hood
and like I'll be the only one in there without a strap. Good thing. Like I have good friends in
Atlanta that will be there for me. But like at the Marriott, Buckhead, Marriott, Buckhead, Atlanta,
you can get bullets at the Ritz Carlton. Do whatever you want. They got some big asses over
there, too, man. You think you're ready for a lot of that freaking southeastern meat? Oh, man,
I've spent so much time in Atlanta already. I was telling him earlier. I fucked my Uber driver one
time. She was this really sexy dark skin from where she was originally from. But she was like
one of the Caribbean islands. And yeah, man, it was dope. And then I'm obviously, she was driving me
around, didn't have to pay for the ride. And then we went and got Waffle House. Okay. So the whole
thing started, I was leaving a video shoot. It was a Zay Tobin music video shoot with Lil Yachty
and Lil Keed. Y'all know them? I don't know Lil Keed. So then I met these two girls there
and then we get an Uber to go to Waffle House and then the Uber driver is just like, oh,
what's good? And so she comes into Waffle House with us and we're like all in there with Bottle
Patron and the Waffle House, people working there like are drinking with us. Like I started
pouring Patron into their cups. So we're drinking with the employees and we ended up getting our
food for free. And then we like, she just drops the other two girls off and I just, I clapped.
I clapped and it was awesome, man. I'm still staying in touch with her. She comes on my shows
in Atlanta. Did she come out to, did you go to her place? She came to your place. She came to
my friend's house and on the couch. She was cool. Wow. I was staying with a good friend.
Man, I missed being 23. Remember those days? I didn't have Uber back then, but
I mean, she was, she was, she was 20 or 30. No, but your lifestyle, you know,
the things you'll do though. Yeah, you'll just like, you'll sleep on somebody's couch.
Shopping for guns, sleeping on couches, having sex with drivers. It must be fun. Yeah. I sit
around going, what am I doing in my life? You know, I'm going to try to coach them how to go
down the right road and not make them the same time. Uncle Dirt's going to help them out.
Yeah. I'm nobody to tell you what to do or not do. I'm the worst person for life advice, but
I think I could steer the ship a little bit and be like, don't stay away from this person.
Don't do that drug. It's risky, man. I appreciate that. It gets risky, bro. You know? And I've,
honestly, I've had enough like, like experiences where I've learned, like I've been to jail three
times. I've like had bad, like I've had friends OD. I've had like done like every drug. Like,
I've experienced enough now where I think I'm smart, you know, like, and like I'm
other than the fighting shit. That's the last thing I got to get over, but I'm like getting,
getting there. Yeah. Maybe you could wear like, uh, yeah, or just wear soft gloves or something
after a certain hour. Walk around boxing gloves on now. Yeah. Or soft, something soft. No, boxing
gloves is going to be like, oh, somebody could fight you. Right. That'll drive the wrong attention.
Cotton hands or some isotoners. Yeah. Something soft, bro. Like a driving mitt.
Remember driving gloves? You don't see those too often. I remember a lot of Asian women wear them.
You know, in some Asian cultures, driving gloves are a big thing. And you see a lot of, uh, actual
drivers, like, you know, fancy drivers, a lot of real rich people. If you have a wooden steering
wheel, if you're that rich, dude, fuck that guy. The guy's a wooden steering wheel, dude.
Dude, that's so cool. I mean, I would pay for just a steering wheel. You should get a wood
steering wheel in the Tesla. What I want to do is get, I have wood grain and everything else.
What I want to get is, is just like, like I was talking to him, a Chevelle, like a, a throwback
Chevy and get, and those, a lot of those have the wood green already. El Camino would be nice,
man. I was just talking about El Camino this morning with a friend of mine. Remember the
steering wheel knob? They're super illegal. The knob on the wheel. So you could drive it like this.
But if it gets caught on your pants, you'll crash. So they made them illegal. But you,
you can still see them in Asia. I just saw them everywhere in Asia. But, and you know,
I realized something, men, stereotypes usually are true within the American border and maybe
Canada, but sometimes stereotypes aren't, stereotypes are not true. Asian people can't
drive. I was just in Asia. They drive amazing. I was the one driving bad and it made me realize,
wait a minute, I had an epiphany. It's crazy being places like that where it's like,
there's a method to the, the driving is so hectic that it's low. It's perfect. It's perfect. And
and I was like, Oh, wait a minute, maybe Asian people come to America and they have a hard time
with our way of the way we drive and the rules and the flow, but they were incredible drivers.
And I was the one who was like fucking up and there was a reverse stereotype. And I wonder if
in Asia they're like, Oh, white people can drive or Americans can drive. I think we,
in America, it's so blocked. Everything here is like, so it's like blocks, you know,
there in Asia, shit gets risky. You know, you're like this, you know, this road turns into a river
and 70 feet. So you have to be fucking ready. You know, they'll have 90 people on motor scooters.
They'll have somebody on a piece of wood, somebody on somebody's back. You know, we used to play
basketball. We had a kid that didn't have any legs on our team one time was boy Alton Hollins.
And this other big kid, this big dude on our team named Terrence had to fucking carry him
throughout the game. And he finally scored in like the last game. And the worst part was
he was the worst shot. So constantly Terrence would be holding him and he would get the shot
right under the fucking goal. He would miss it every time. And after like the seventh or eighth
time, you're like, man, fuck this dude. Even though we didn't have legs, like in the beginning,
you're like, Oh, yeah, let's get it for him. Let's do it for him. Rudy Rudiger. So the seventh
raise, miss your life. So did Terrence and him combine? What's his name begin with the no legs?
Alton Hollins. Alton and Terrence, did they combine? You know, I think he was almost sexual as well.
Eventually. Okay. So he was then too. He just didn't know it. But he was not. I mean, he was,
so that's a whole argument we can have whether or not you're born that way. But my point is born
that way. I think he's sweet about it. Okay. My point is five on five. Did Terrence and him
accumulate to be one person or are they two people? No, no, they counted as that that was two players.
Oh, that's quite an advantage for the other team. Yeah. So we were at that point, you're kind of
down five four, but it was cool, man. And he's a good guy. So I'm not too long ago. So maybe about
four or five years. That's sweet. You got great. I want that, you know, it'd be a cool show would
be all these stories that you have to either. I want to, I got, I got to see some of these characters.
You always tell great stories of your hometown. I just don't know. It's yeah, sometimes. Yeah,
we just grew up in a wild place, man. What did you say it's called? Oh, just Covington, Louisiana.
Covington. And it's, what's the closest big city? New Orleans, which is how far? Probably about
one hour. Drive or walk. Crazy. Yeah. It's just weird. Yeah. There's enough weirdness that comes
out of the city. You could walk. It would take you probably almost two days off the 10. Do you
take the 10? Probably do that a couple of times. All right. Yeah. I'd walk under the 10. I'd walk
to the movie theater, dude. We'd have to leave at 2 p.m. to get there at 7 p.m. Remember, I lived
in Shreveport and I'd hit you up like this place is a trip and you like, I don't, I'm from Louisiana
and I don't go to Shreveport or something. It gets real. Yeah. It just gets real quiet over there.
Yeah. It was a trip. I've been to Louisiana one time for a tour, for a show at Hustle Blues,
New Orleans. Oh, yeah. It's been a good time. You know what I actually experienced there was,
this is my only store from Louisiana. I got there. I was like, I don't even know. I was like,
passed out all day. I'd go up in there, like, like, like, I switched my meet and greet till
after the show. I walk up into the green room. There's this dude named Kale that like, I'm a
good friends with who's like a dancer, dude on Instagram or whatnot. Funny ass guy. Kale
Sawrage. I don't know. Shout out to him. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
Country boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kale Sawrage. Yeah. He pulled up with, with, with his friends and
a bunch of these girls and then I'm just like, I mean, I was already kind of drunk and I was just
like, I think within five minutes this girl comes up to me and she's really pretty and she's like,
yo, like, I got to show you something in the bathroom and I was like, all right. I was like,
word, I'm just, I'm drunk. So then I go, I go up in the bathroom and like within another
three, four minutes we're doing it. And, and my fucking, I looked to my left and my,
my boy, Savage had been taking a shit in the stall. So I'm hitting it on the, on the, on the
sink. He's in the stall and he's like, I'm like, bro, you got it. You got it. So he like sneaks
out behind and I was kind of like covering up that whole area, but it was like a real quick.
It was like the quickest meeting someone doing it while your friend's shitting. And then,
and then I found out like, and then like, within like 10 minutes later, she started
showing me pictures of her baby. I was like, Oh, well, she has a kid too. And I was like,
well, this is, did he courtesy flush or should we smell like shit? Sounds like a night rope.
It's not like this happened. Where was this? This all happened in like 25 minutes in New Orleans.
I have more fun with minorities quite often. Oh dude, I love a little, I get around to a
couple of beautiful Koreans, dude, and I can't even contain myself. Really? Yeah.
Cause I'd just get so nervous a lot of times. Korean movies are my favorite movies. Yeah,
they're great movies. They make amazing movies. Really? Yeah. I could put you on a few old boys
of good old boys on my favorite movie. I tried to watch old boy. I couldn't get into it. Oh,
everybody was dressed a little bit like, um, I felt like there's Jehovah's Witness.
You know what I'm saying? A little bit. You might have watched a wrong movie. Yeah, maybe I did.
You might have watched the American version. Yeah. Don't watch the American one. Just like
old yellow is what I saw. Actually. Oh yeah. Different. Totally different.
Um, man, I think that's, uh, I appreciate you guys coming in today, man. This is so awesome,
bro. Yeah. Don't talk about anything else, but you gotta leave. Huh? You gotta leave. No,
I don't know how long have we gone. We got 140. That's a long episode. That's a long ass episode.
That's really long. We got some shit out and talk about some more funny shit. Uh, no. I mean,
we can't. You guys, you all want to go get a drink or something? Yeah. Well, it's, uh, he doesn't
drink, but, but, but let's just talk, let's cut it. Let's call it and, uh, keep talking in real
life without recording. Yeah. And can I be really cheesy? I gotta plug one thing. Yeah. I want to
tell anyone that's listening that, that is so inclined to go, uh, check out Nervous Rex. I'm
about to have you on there. I've had Theo on there. Yeah. I've had some great amazing people that I
know on there and it's, I've been doing it about a year and I'm starting to get some really interesting
people. Uh, I just meet everyone. So I'm doing it. Yeah. You're doing it. Nervous Rex. Uh,
we should both go on his. We'll get crazy. Let's get weird. I'll do my own. Let's get weird. I want to
get baby no money on there. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. So it's out there. And what about your, any new
music you got? Oh, I got every, you're always putting out new music. That's what's cool about
this new generation. They just put out song video, song video. It's not like it used to be when we
grew up like album a year, 12 songs. It's like now it's just putting shit. I got, I got a single
drop in like three days and then our album drops valentine's day and then I'm supposed to drop
another EP with Dylan Francis before our tour and the tour starts March 23rd. So there you go. Plug
that. That's like within another month. Right. Or we're plugging right now. Yeah. I'll plug stuff
in the beginning for you guys too. When I do the intro. When does this come out? Uh, this will
come out this week. Mm hmm. Tomorrow maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Tomorrow. Well, I'll give a little
speck. I'll give a little secret announcement to these listeners because no one really knows exactly.
We said holiday season on the holidays valentine's day. So baby gravy too. We'll be dropping on
valentine's day twice the length of the original baby gravy EP baby no money young gravy multiple
features and it is some of our best work yet and then I will be doing an EP with Dylan Francis
for our tour which starts in March. So y'all will be getting a lot of gravy in the next couple months
and if you live in the south, we got about 20 shows in the south on this tour and then we got a
couple in the midwest and like two in the east coast. So uh young gravy Dylan Francis dirt nasty
will be on one of the shows as well. Yeah, I'll be there gang bro. I'm gonna have to come through.
Yeah. Yeah. My nephew dude. Yeah. My nephew is like one of your biggest fans dude. He was so excited
for this. Yeah. All calls a little wise. All right. Actually he's in rehab right now. Oh dope.
Perfect. Thank you for that. Yeah. America's favorite condiment young gravy and uh and one of
my good friends dirt nasty's time erect. Thank you guys so much man. Thank you baby. Oh yeah man. It's been great. Yeah. Yeah.
A little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself on one.