Threedom - 1 Room 100 Toilets

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about remembering lines from movies, weddings and bring back the classic Threeture I've Got Some Bad Tunes. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Junior. Ed. That's what you were saying? Yep. And Bagley Jr. And Bagley, is my favorite curse word. Yeah. Janice, job, look at this place. I say it instead of I beg to differ. And Bagley,

do you? And Bagley Differ. That's what I said. And Bagley Differ. Bagley did name. Is that Bagley Differ? Is that Bagley Differ? If your name was Ed Bagley Jr.

and there's already one in SAG, you can just change it to Ed Beggley Jr. Yeah. If your name was Ed Beggley Jr. I thought I'd go all the way with Ed Beggley, and that you're going to be in SAG. You're also an actor, but you're not related to him. No, my name is Ed Beggley, different. Yeah.

Ed Beggley, different. Do you think that Ed Beggley Sr. lived long enough to see himself eclipsed by his son? Was he an actor? I don't know. Wow, see, you don't even know. I personally have seen all of his films, TV shows. Action plays. The commercials. For the life of a liberal.

Where are those original? I would assume he was always a grandfather. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more I was very drawn to life savers because I thought that package was amazing. It is amazing. And then also specifically, the different flavors. Like, you would get a whole roll of butter scotch.

You know, whatever. So you liked everything about it. I liked everything about it. Wait, so you didn't like a variety? If you could get a variety of... Yeah, why would I get a rainbow? I did like the variety. I liked them all, as what I'm saying.

I like them all. You liked the same old pack. That classic... Yeah, the classic life saver, like rainbow assortment is very iconic. Do you like things in that shape, like Pringles and stuff like that? Things that are tubes. Things that are tubes, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

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Chodes are thicker than they are long. Correct. I know, but they're more, I mean, make some more. The cringles, the classic cringles is long. Yeah, I know what the classic cringles is like. But I mean, if you're a good, if you're a good, you'll cover the penis that was shaped like either of those things.

It would be frightening. Yeah, either one. Yeah, classic cringles, you're not you were a coward. You were coward of penis that was shaped like either of those things. It would be frightening. You would be really bad. Yeah. Classic Pringles, you're not flat at the top. If you're, and I mean like anybody is wonderful, but if you're dick looks exactly like a Pringles can, you have a problem. If you're dick looks exactly like a Pringles can, you have a problem.

Especially with Mr. Pringle. Yeah, there he goes. His name is Mr. Pringle. Mr. Pingal. Yeah, there he goes. His name is Mr. Pingal. Mr. Pingal. He sells Pringles. Yeah. He's mad that they got his name. He doesn't sell them even.

He represents them. I'm Mr. Pingal Jr. Yeah. Mr. Pingal different. Mr. Pingal different. Which is what I meant to say. He's not funny. How you're lying to your right.

But it set us up so well that it was actually better. What, it was a happy action and it was what I thought. Well, what it was is that we got to say the joke. Yeah. Yeah. That you thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Paul, your t-shirt, is it missing the dough or?

Or is it missing the F? His shirt says R-I-T-O-S. So it's either geridos or fritos. We don't know. Oh, fritos. We thought I was riddles F. I didn't know what it was like. I didn't know what I was like what is full retos.

It is not missing either of those what it is short for serritos and that is the that's the ship on lower decks right yeah great okay great I love it I love you you guys love each how many people I love you to where my friends and I love you. That's threatening. Yeah. Put the knife. Have we been? No, God. How many people ask you if it's Doritos though? No, I don't

wear this in public. Oh, okay. I just sweatshirt over it. I don't wear this in public. I'm not a teacher. I'm not you're not the public. Come on. You're just talking about the room. Do you consider T-shirt wearing worthy? My wife? The end. Wow. Scott, I didn't get to hear what candy you love to suck the most.

Yeah, let's not lose sight of it. Of all the things we've ever talked about, let us not lose sight of that. Someone out there is wondering what he was gonna say. Who cares? I know. I'm? Yeah. I know. I'm just saying. I don't love, I'm just saying.

Although I had a lot of cough drops recently because I had bronchitis for a couple of weeks. Yikes. There was one day that was really, it was weird because I was totally past being sick and everything, but there was one day it was very hard to talk. So I did.

It was a good day for everyone around you. Well, no, I had to do it. Oh, ran. I had to record an episode, so I did that and no one knew. Oh, no. And then I went to a concert that night too. And I felt bad. So you didn't care that you had bronchitis,

you were just out in the middle of that? No, I was over like being sick with it and all that kind of stuff. It was like a week and a half later. It just was very difficult. So you couldn't even cheer for your favorite band. I know. That's so safe. L-E-E-T Foxes.

But you had your scarf, of course. They were waving over your head. Yes, yes. Second night. Rock cone. What? Rock cone. It's your rock

cone. What was that rock? You know, I'm talking about the thing that you shout in megaphone. Like that's not as a mega vote is it? It's like a card. It's a rock cone. It's not. It's not. If they say raw in them sometimes, raw raw raw Rasputon. Oh,

whoa, raw raw retos. Rareritos. Rareritos. Rarer, rah rah, Ritos. Rah rah, Ritos. Rah rah, Ritos. Rah rah, Ritos, Ritos, or you rah rah, Ritos. I don't even know what that is, I just knew. Samford and Son. Samford and Son.

If it was called Sanford and Daughter, would you have watched? Yeah, probably. They're doing a reboot of Sanford and Son. Is it Sanford and Daughter? I bet it's a woke. It is woke. And there's unlike Sanford and Son. I believe taking the place of the sun character is a trans,

uh, child, this is real. This is real. Sanford has. This is real. They are rebooting all the show. Can I tell you something? This is a little earworm I have from a TV show. And I think you'll know what I mean when I explain this phenomenon to you.

Sometimes you hear a phrase that you remember, somebody's saying, I'm not talking about, that's a different phrase entire. Okay, but if you say it, our list, no, this is a positive call in. This is, if I, of course, if I ever say the phrase the phrase the phrase, yes, you call in.

No, that said, it's, we're over a hundred episodes. Yeah, you have never said the phrase the phrase. No, I will. I've promised that I will on one of these episodes. Yes, say the phrase the phrase, and then the many, you have never said the phrase the pays. No, I will. I've promised that I will on one of these episodes. Yes, say the phrase the pays and then the many you say it then the piss picks call in and then they have a chance to win. How much? I think it was like 750, 750 dollars. And 750,000. How many episodes have we done?

750,000 dollars. Sorry, it's somewhere in between. It's either it's between 750 dollars. It's a $1,000. It's a $1,000. It is a $1,000. And if I do say that phrase, which I can't say now, all these things, you can't say it now, no, but it is the phrase that we said it like way, way. Lauren is on her phone. We're done 166 episodes. No, why? That's a lot.

Where do we get to 200? We get 200. We need a party. Yeah, we need to party. Everyone's inside of the cast party at mom's house. Yeah, perfect. Okay. I'm sorry. Why don't we go to the Howard Johnson's? Go to the Hojo's jumping. What's the last one?

If you would talk about many other probably of cast party at a high school. Me as a whole. Yeah, I went to Hojo's. I've been there once in my life since then, but I remember in eighth grade, we went to Springfield as a trip. Springfield, Illinois. And was it a hotel and we stayed at a hotel. He was at a Howard Johnson. There was a pool.

I say that Howard Johnson's in New York in 1982. Do they still retain? Are they still around? First of all, and they retain the same color scheme. It was like teal and orange. Yeah. Yeah. Gorgeous. It actually worked really well. Yeah. I can't let me look at it. Let me look at Power of Jackson. Power of Johnson's iconic. It's so iconic. I can't stand.

I can't. Oh my God. Scott is literally on his phone. Oh my God. It's so fucking rude. Uh, if you, if you have a, if you have a phrase, like a common phrase that you hear. Anaheim is the close. For some reason you have in your head, you remember somebody in a movie or a TV show saying it.

I have one today that I was thinking of. So whenever anybody, if something is somebody says, is that real? I, here's what I think of. Yeah. I think of that movie, that TV movie, the late shift. It was on H.P. Yeah, with what's his name? John Michael Higgins, his letterman and Daniel Robuck as Jay Leno.

Did Daniel Robuck ever do anything afterwards? Or was he executed? He was executed. He was executed. He was executed in a J-Scarage. Whoa. One way. Yeah, you were in a posture.

And then you were in a... What if Daniel Robuck... You should do that. Actually took J's place when J had the accident. And that's why he's like, oh, I have facial scars from it, but it was really a face-off situation. I like that.

That's a really good idea. I like that. I like that. More like a face-on, because yes, but all the prosthetics on. But someone had to take a face-off. But here's what a fire took, Jay's face-off. But it didn't really. It was a face-off.

It was a face-off. It was a total. It was a total. Nothing ever happened. It was just the way that they explained why he had scarring. You have femthing? Scarf. Why don't you get about what? Nothing ever happened. It was just the way that they explained why he had scarring. He had fampin? Scarf. Why don't you get about what?

It's not that I don't get it. It's that I didn't know where he suffered his damage. His face. His major malfunction. Yeah, his major malfunction. What's his damage? He's something. Majoral function. He's something mid-real fun shit. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like And then he walks up stage and he says to whoever people are stunned and he says to whoever it's real I said it. It's real

So anytime anytime anybody questions the veracity if they say the word if they say is this real or is that real? Yeah, that's what I think it's real. I have to fight to not say it like that. I feel like this one I don't even know why it enters my head But today I was having a long thing about it in my head. And the phrase is, and I'm sure you won't know the film, but the phrase is, Why? Because I don't think, I'm almost positive Scott hasn't seen it

because of his podcast. We have to do it on Scott. Oh my God, I can't. You don't even know what it is yet. I think we've talked about it, because we might have talked about it. But anyway, the line is, if bullshit wore a bra, you'd be top heavy. That's from the one where Christopher Plummer plays,

by Kuala Luth. From the insider? Yeah, the insider. No. That's from where Christopher Plummer plays. No, he took the place of Kansas County Spacey. No. All the money in the world. No. That's the place of Kansas. He's crazy. No. All the money in the world.

No. That's the one where Christopher Plummer, he marries. Julia Truz. Oh, yes. Why didn't Christopher Plummer. What in the line was in the sound of music? Yeah. If Bullshit could wear a bra.

I'm happy. I'm happy. Why wasn't Christopher Plummer in the Mario Brothers movie? It's right there. Man, that's a great question and I don't have an answer. Yeah, he should have been in it. He should have done a cameo as himself at least, where the Mario Brothers look at him and go,

wait a minute, are you? If somebody is like, And while I wasn't, we need a Plumber, and then he's like, were you talking about me? And then the Mario Brothers go, no! Amanda! Plumber! And then why wasn't David Toilet in it? That's a good point.

Why didn't he put up too lately? Was he executed by David Toilet? No, David Toilet in it? That's a good point. Why? He's been up too lately. Was he executed by David Toilet? No, David Toilet got executed. Yeah, he's got something, goodbye. Yeah. Yeah. Here's something. Wait, so what movie is from?

My Girl 2. Oh, yeah, absolutely none. Yeah, yeah, I know. We gotta do it. You should watch My Girl without me. No, let's do it tonight. No. My Girl, I never. No, let's do it tonight. No. My girl, I never.

You guys must do a podcast. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be.

I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be.

I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. I never be. Yeah, and now it's seeing people doing podcast. But I know it's been nice to go out and see, but somebody and not have a microphone. I know. It's kind of why I enjoy it. At least we're a lot. I think there was a level of my trip last week

and that I really enjoyed because of the fact that it involved no more. Okay, extra extra. Lauren went on a trip. I did, I did. Lauren's travel corner. Wait, before we get into that segment, which everyone loves, can I say another one that burdens me

another movie or worm is, and it's from that thing you do. Mm-hmm. I love, I used to watch the movie a lot. They put those drums down. Hey, put those drums down. How about, I think it's, you stole those drums, didn't you? I think it's, were the, were the, were the oniters? No, it is, yeah, that comes up a lot

Whenever anybody says on eaters I think It's towards the end of the film everything's falling apart and Jonathan Yes He was the fourth guy wait Was he the hang way? He was the fourth guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I think. I got to look at the guys from that.

No, no. I don't think we get enough of the guys from this movie. Like nowadays, I'm like, where are you at? Yeah. He quits the band. And when he does, he says, I don't remember how he gets into it. Jonathan Shash.

But he quits by saying, I quit. I quit. I quit. And that one, I despise. I hate having that in my head. That is really annoying to hear in your head. Yes. So when it comes in, I don't like it when it happened.

I don't like when he did it. It comes up when you want to quit things. No, if somebody says, if I hear somebody say, I quit, or they quit, or whatever. Hmm. So you should be quick to podcast. We should be quick to podcast. If you do, don't tell me.

Just let me find out by showing up here in the doors lock. What if we just say I'm no longer doing it with that help Are you so good? No, that would help I hate it the snaps. Can I say something about related to the late shift? I wish you about today. Yes, I'm gonna be some sweet sounds coming down. So the late shift I shift. Um, I, I was a TV hot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, J Lano. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, J Lano. Um, okay, but I was, I saw a J Carson crew. It's a Johnny Carson clip. Uh-huh. I was thinking J Carter. J, yes, his initial is Jay. Hey, Jay.

What's up, Jay? Do you think Jay Leno got it because his initial is the same? Do you think everyone's gotten it because of a one-shot? Yeah, Johnny, Jay, Jimmy, Jimmy. Yeah. Oh my gosh. But okay. So I was watching John and who knows who? I was watching a Johnny Carson clip and I was like,

I don't know how anyone with a family or a job. I know. A family watch this. Or a job could ever stay up, you know how people are like, I turn it on, I fall asleep. People were staying up till midnight or 1215 or 1230, when they had to work the next day or take care of their kids,

who are these fucking unit? All fucking day and night now. What are you talking about? Everybody was drunk all the time. That's it. Didn't they? I say I stay up so midnight and I'm going, what am I doing?

And I'm like, well, having a good time. I it's surprising to me sometimes when I text you and you're up at a late hour and I'm like, what the for you? I just I like my little nine and I'm asleep. Yeah, I like my little. You guys text me at nine and I'm asleep. Yeah, I like my little time, you know. I like my little time too. Yeah.

Janie always goes to bed before me. Janie goes to bed. I had to. But how? How was it made that? How was it possible? How was it so? How did enough people do it?

What kind of a god? What? How did enough people do it that he was popular in Johnny Carson got rich? I mean, it's like, it doesn't make any sense that people were staying up till midnight every night. You mean, because there's no other way to watch it, they had to watch it at midnight.

There's no, there, there's, you can't take it. I think you've got a lot of people who don't care about being hired. No, I don't think it's different at all. I think there's people who don't have a job, people who are younger, kids and teens and... It wasn't... Maybe it's in 20s.

I don't think it was teens. Johnny Carson didn't have like a teen audience. Are you kidding me? No, but I loved it. But like when I was a teenager, I loved watching Conan and staying up until midnight. Yeah, sure. No, but I mean, when you're a teenager, yeah,

because you naturally stay up late. But I just don't know like how people would... Johnny Carson was also the age of three channel TV. And so there was it was a, and when people still had the common viewing experience, like the idea of we're all watching this at the same time. And it was on at midnight. It was not intense. 1130. It used to be on at midnight. And then he like negotiated to go back for a 2 11 35.

It used to be midnight. It and then he like negotiated to go back for 2 11 35. You should be midnight. It was 90 minutes long. Yeah, but that's the thing is is like is crazy. Even staying up till 11 to watch the news is like we're a weird idea. Take me now. I don't know. I think you're talking specifically about yourself and you're making it about everyone.

You're trying to make a universal. I think everyone stays up at different hours. Some people stay up all night. Some people have insomnia. I'm just saying people who have to get up at six in the morning to get some people to have insomnia. His whole fan base hasn't told me. I'm saying generally,

look, yes, there are exceptions to your dumb exceptions. But if there's only fucking basically one show on it at that time, yeah, if you're awake, that's what you're watching. So that means that anybody in the country on any given night who is awake and wants to watch TV, it's gonna watch that show specifically. So that means he's famous and everyone cares.

Like it'll balance out everyone and eventually watch it, it's gonna happen. And then he's probably hosting all sorts of other things and you're like, I'm gonna step special late tonight and watch the- It finds a way. Now before your baby, did you have the same problem? Oh, yeah.

Well, yes, but also, I mean, before Emmy, how late could you go? Like 11 or something. I usually go to bed early, but. But if you knew there was a TV show you're gonna rot, you could push through. And you'd go, I don't have DVR and you don't have anything. When I was younger, I would stay up till two in the morning.

But if you're, well, yeah, two in the morning, but if you're, I'm saying now, if it were, if you were you now and it's still three channel TV. Yeah. And there's a late night show that is one of the only late night shows. I just don't like it. I bet you could do it. I think there'd be a lot of me staying up late watching that.

Well, I was trying to watch it. I see a lot of that in me. In that scenario. I think I'd be a big Carson head. I think I'd be saying Johnny Carson, you're the best. You're my king. This is applicable. I was trying to watch Coachella this last weekend.

I don't like the monologue. And then I go back up to the break. Ocean does the log. But I was trying to stay up to see some of the later things. And black paint came on at 930 and at a half hour, I was like, I, I, that's you. I am, yes, but I, I think that I have that in common with people, especially during the work we, I don't alone.

I don't think you're alone at all. But I think if someone's like, I'm gonna watch Coachella, it's this person I want to see, or group is on at 9.30 a bit. That's fine. I mean, you take a break. I'm still on a fair. And we're back.

How could be it? These things have, they provably have audiences. I know. I'm just saying that. No, nobody, like people aren't lying. Like, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my't lying like my I stayed up to limbo 30. But my question is what how was life different for people back then why how could they do it? Right. You know what I mean? Like what where people just like oh I don't give a shit how tired I am when I go into the office every day and people just were drinking at work. Yeah I mean I'm a mean person. Yeah and if I'm only living the 50 anyway. So I got to say this latest possible.

I don't want to get a few laps in. Get a few laps in. And you know what? Sometimes with Johnny Carson with Bob who's even funnier than with the jokes. I love that. Yeah. I feel like I didn't get to see Johnny Carson at his peak because like if you watch him in the 60s or whatever, it's funny. But like we were watching him in the 80s and it was Yeah, pretty creaky, but and how did you stay up? Anyway, tell us about your trip Lauren. Okay, I went to Portland last weekend for my friend Mariah Smith's birthday Again, I'll plug the Smith sisters live on serious XM5 is a week really hilarious show again, I'll plug the Smith Sisters live on serious XM5 is a week really hilarious show. Um, it was so fun. It was a group of girls, seven of us and, um, yeah, it was really hot.

And we just had a great time just, you know, drinking the need and shopping and drinking eating piss and chicken. Yeah. Yeah. All did probably all did all of that. Yeah. I assume. I don't want to assume you have a, were you were gone three days you probably it was it was basically how many books Thursday night I was there Friday Saturday Sunday left Sunday night I poop probably I would say probably 27 to 30 times if I'm being honest 30 to 35 Thank you for your candor upwards of 60 if I'm being honest, 30 to 35. Well, thank you for your candor. I appreciate that. I'm bored of 60 if I'm being honest. Probably that means a hundred and two weeks.

There wasn't much time where I was. Yeah, were people concerned for you or no? No, we were all doing that. Oh, everybody went on the bathroom to this place. We got a room with a hundred toilets in it. Wow, side by side. One room, a hundred toilets. Tonight on.

Johnny Carson. Who wants to be a toilet air? Um, but it was really fun and it was nice. I don't typically go do things like that where I'm traveling just for fun with friends. Yeah. Uh, these days at least and, um, a great time and I was really able to fully relax in my, my days. Did you get into a pool? No, we did not.

But we did eat so much good food. We went to like a lot of fun restaurants and that's- Did you ever have a tortilla? Did I have a tortilla? Yes, I had tacos. You did have tacos? Yes. Interesting.

We had tacos. We had, we had seasons in the sun. Exactly. Yeah. I'm going to ask you once more, and this time, be honest, did you get into a pool? And remember, you're under oath. No. But did you drink pool water?

Yes. Oh, I had to to get on a pool because it was overflowing. Yeah, you're telling me you guys never carpooled or an Uber pool? Oh, I had to. To get that look because it was overflowing. I had to get it. You're telling me you guys never carpooled or an Uber pool? Uh oh, we did carpool. Uh huh. You know I've tried to start Uber pool karaoke

and people just get mad. Wow. And I really want to make it happen. We had a few interesting Uber situations, but yeah, you know, I, because I was also not getting into Uber's that much in my life these days, but. Yeah, really.

Yeah, I knew. Because you own a monster really? Yeah, because you own a monster truck. Yeah, because I own a monster truck and I ride over everybody and I just get everywhere for minutes flat. Straight lines. Now your monster truck is named Lady Elaine, right? It is based on Elaine Beness. Yes. The fictional character from Steinfeld.

Yes. And I love it. So much and it's neon green and it is. Do you think anyone out there is still saying Steinfeld? What's Steinfeld? It was just a comment. Just everyone thought it was a very common thing. They were saying Steinfeld.

Or no way. I never heard Steinfeld. That's that. I never heard it at all. Never? No. Well, I'm glad I can introduce you to it. We did do it.

Everyone I ever heard talk about, it got it exactly right. We did do Haley Steinfeld, Steinfeld jokes when she was on Furns. Yeah. If you're on Steinfeld jokes, do do do do do. I don't work all that joke specifically, but I, um, did you like what's the deal with being Steinfeld?

Something like that. I mean, press the button and the theme song for you. Um, so why don't you, if you liked the button and the theme song. So why don't you, if you liked it so much, why don't you make it a regular thing where you go out of town like five days a week? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I just, I'm gone Monday to Friday.

Yeah. I do feel like I should take more trips. But I, when I got home, Holly was so excited. I already told you this part, but that made it also like really fun. Because I feel like I got to go away. We were able to FaceTime and she wasn't upset, which is a new thing. She used to cry, she's something I'm facing.

Nice. And so now it was like we got to, would you cry when she's selling her FaceTime? Because I wasn't there. She would be like, wanna touch me. You should be three dementia. Yeah. But then now she was really just having fun on FaceTime.

And then by the last day, it was kind of like too many days. Do you think she would cry if she was watching the wrong Missy and you were just in the other room? Yeah, she probably cry. She gets really offended by like potty humor. No. But her reaction when I got home was so sweet that I was like,

I should leave more often just to get this kind of reception. Right. It feels amazing. We could give you that kind of reception. You should scream and run all over the room when I, I have to say you're always you're always here before Paul So you should come five minutes later. You don't feel like you can scream enough to keep it going until he gets here Well, why don't you hide for five minutes?

Okay, if you hide and if you find I say if I find you I have to scream. Yeah, so I probably won't really try okay Yeah, so you'll be safe wherever you are. If you just were faced down on the couch, I just would pretend I didn't see you. What was the game? What was the game you would play where I can't remember the name of it. One person died. I didn't see.

Sardines. Sardines. Sardines. Wait, what was the rules of Sardines? Sardines. One person high. Sardines. Sardines. Wait, where was it? Sardines. Sardines. One person high. Sardines.

Sardines. No place only me there, because you can. Perfect. There we go. Perfect. I'm glad we were recording this. Me too, because you should tell it to you. Number one single.

To music producer, yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you the. No, I think just that. The first, 15 second long, number one single. Yeah. No one's tried it. No, but that's the thing. just that. The first 15 second long number one single. No, he tried it. Nobody. That's the thing. There was make him too long. It's like you're losing people by that 30 second. If Trump, you know, the Cheeto and Chief, if he can get to the president anymore, no matter how many times I have to tell you this, but he just retained the lifetime title. She don't see. See, I see.

What if Biden was like, by the way, I'm cheating to achieve number two? Hey, I'm also that you know, he'd be like Chester. Yeah, because here's a deep cool. Here's a, I was thinking I was cheating from Obama. I was the invited. You're like, who? Barack Obama. I thought you said Obama. Cheeto. And then he'd be like, Chester Cheeto, because he would be cool. Yeah. sunglasses. Yeah thought you said Obama. And then he'd be like Chester Cheetah because he'd be cool. Yeah.

Sunglasses. Yeah. Longer face. But if he could get to number one on the iTunes charts with some dumb songs, we could get to number one with just that using in what was it? Sardines. Sardines. You were saying it with me.

I know. So I wasn't alone. How long is the average pop song? 350 right? Yeah, they're not. They're drawn through short. Let's find out. Yeah. Although back in the days, it was two and a half, I would imagine back in the 60s or so. Yeah. Oh, you know, the band, the average length of a pop song. I quit again. I quit. Does anyone want to guess again, giving a chance? What the average? 10.

Larry Fortinski. Scott's right, it's Larry Fortinski. The average length of a pop song is three minutes and 30 seconds. Larry Fortinski. Remember him. Do you know who that is, Lauren? No. Does it sound familiar at all?

No. Larry Fortinski familiar at all? No. Larry Forteski was one of Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor's final husbands. Wow. I think the final husband was. Was he the last one? One of her final husbands. That's not gonna be amazing.

She married eight times. It's so many times. She married Richard Burton twice. That's horrible. That's insane. Yeah. But Larry Fortenski, he was like a construction worker who was doing work on her house or something. Oh, it's always one of those things.

Yeah. I like the way he looks. People who get married a lot often throw one of those in there. Yeah, yeah, especially later in my life. Yeah. I... Why not? I'm rich.

But beautiful violet. I feel like it's good. Yes, and she kept giving away her earrings because they were lucky. And her earrings. White diamonds. Yeah. I feel like it comes like diamonds.

More than we think that people marry the same person again. Really? Many leaks, I believe, did that? Really? Who did she marry twice? Her husband. Oh right. He since past.

Greg, Greg was his name. I know somebody that got married and divorced. I don't, but they got back together, but I don't know if they got married again. I can't remember if they got married. I was at the first wedding, but not at the second wedding. If you have how many, how many times will you go to a person's weddings? Like I, I like to have someone to married multiple times to different people. To different people. I guess depends on which I care about the person, because I love weddings. Like I like if someone's married multiple times. Yes, to different people to different people. I guess depends on which I care about the person because I love weddings. And if it's some asshole to keep inviting me in lecture,

honestly, I'd go. I go to a fun party. Yeah, I feel like people who invite you are your real friends most of the time. It's rarely you get them champagne for your real. And I think I would go until they were done. I would go to eight weddings for one person over the course of my life. I would go, for one person, I would go to four weddings in one funeral.

Yeah, who's? Well, that person. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a funny question. I think, because I feel like at the time, you're like the third one for that person, because like two, having been married twice, I don't think that's that big of a deal, too.

Go to two, but after that point, it's just getting interesting. I, two, having been married twice, I don't think that's that big of a deal, too, go to two. But after that point, it's just getting interesting. Now you're like, I'm here for the spectacle. What's up with this person? What's up with their family? What's up with this? No, I went to my friend's second, and at the second one, I was like, this might be it for me.

And then there was a third, but I was not invited. Did you think that there was gonna be a third at the second? I kind of was like, I wonder if there's gonna be a third. I thought it was gonna be, well, I mean, the odds are 50-50, but I was sort of like, I bet there's gonna be a third, and I don't know that I would go to it. But then my aunt was a married- I think a friend?

Yes. So there was a third. By Uncle married four times, I think, and the one I sang the ennuyah song at, or second wedding. And... -♪ No one knows where the thing goes. -♪ Yeah, is that what you say? -♪ When the thing comes to the start. -♪ Is that what he's saying?

-♪ Time is on my side. -♪ What is that? I love making it up. But I was pinching you, dude. Do you want to say it for real? Time is on my side. Is it good? Did you like it? Scott Kahn said you went.

Oh, God. Scott Kahn said this. Scott Kahn said this. Scott Kahn said this. Scott Kahn said it. He's got a beautiful voice. What if he did? What if he's saying just like Anja?

I'm saying where the world is I When Did you really sing? Am I saying on my on your shore on my shore? I Would have sung or an oco flow Silly way Well, we're on the Queen Mary and I've been drinking crystallite or whatever we were on the Queen Mary that would be very dangerous I want to a wedding on the Queen Mary ones. I really lose. I don't remember two ghosts It was a someone I'm not close to who I was just Wanted to be in Sail away. I went to a wedding on the Queen Mary once. Oh, really? I don't remember. Two ghosts.

It was someone I'm not close to who I was just happening to. Oh. You were just walking past. It was a friend of a friend of a, you know, it was a situation that I just, and it was in. Right. Yeah.

It's always weird when you meet someone, like I, this has happened to me where I meet, I meet someone for presumably the first time and they say, oh, I was at your wedding. Yeah. And I go, what? I know. And they were dating someone that used to date someone that I... Well, like when Mike and I got married, we...

They used to date somebody so small. Somebody's girlfriend. It was so small that we had nobody there that we had not met. So that was kind of nice. Because you know that happens. You're meeting someone on the most important day of your life. Yeah, exactly. But then you forced your guest to meet other people.

Yeah. Which I think is not fair. There's a lot of meeting happening on sometimes. And your opinion was, it was interesting because you were like, okay, everyone looks to your left. Now everyone looks to your right. By tomorrow, one person won't be here. Yeah, and it was all lost.

And everyone left. Everyone left. Yeah, it was just a place where people came and went. Yeah. Yeah. What about if a place where people came and went. Yeah. What about if somebody's getting married a bunch of times and you're like, you feel like, oh, they shouldn't do this? Yeah, that's kind of where I was at with when I was at my friend's second wedding.

I was like, I don't think they're taking it all that seriously. So I don't know if I come in like cosine another one, you know what I mean? Another one. Seriously, so I don't know if I come in like cosine another one, you know what I mean another one I was asked to officiate a wedding once and I declined Because Calvin Klein I did because it was Calvin Klein he declined and I said you're married to fashion Be honest and I I did not think it was a good idea You declined the invitation, but you didn't say to that. I declined to officiate the wedding. Oh, you did officiate.

But I was still invited to the wedding. And here, my, I think that's another, another mutual friend gave me an out by suggesting to this, this mutual friend of ours that it was a bad idea to have me officiate the wedding. Which I was like, All right, come on man.

It may be that's like, he sucks at doing this. It was like, and get something out of this That's like, he sucks at doing it. I wish I can get something out of this. And in divorce? Yes, it did. Many years later, I found out it was a horrible marriage. And I felt terrible for this person. No, it was horrible. But it was like worse than I would have imagined.

Wow. And I was really, it's weird because I was not close enough to this person to say you shouldn't marry this person. Right. But you, but they thought you were close enough that you should officiate it. But there's kind of, that's a very specific world. Right.

It is. Yeah. But also like telling someone that basically is not going to lead to anything besides you being an asshole. Yeah. We're not going to see in that moment as they're getting ready to get married that you're right. Unless you're, unless you're the closest person to the person. I'm not gonna see in that moment as they're getting ready to get married that your right Unless you're unless you're the closest person to the person I've told you the person is like what do you think about this? I honestly get the person poses it me, but I don't think I even don't think that's true if it was I think I've told you this story of a

Some day I went to high school with Who got knocked up and then she was gonna marry the guy. She creaked. She creaked out the baby. She was, she was very young. Like she was, you know, like just, she was just a 17. Probably, yeah.

You know what I mean. And so she was gonna marry this dude. This is Catholic times. Yeah, you definitely don't wanna do that. And her father at the back of the church, but getting ready to walk down the aisle. Did he stand up? Oh no, okay.

I am, Jeff. They were getting ready to walk down the aisle and he said to her, you don't have to do this. You can leave right now. No one will judge you. I won't judge you. Your mom won't judge you. You don't have to do this.

Did he say this and prompted? And what did she do? Or was she freaking out and he said it and prompted? I mean, it's just new. He just, he was like, no, I want to do this. And then, of course, they got divorced because he was a horrible asshole. Yeah. So if anyone ever says you, you know, you don't have to do this, no matter how you feel about it, just don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Because someone is obviously seeing. I do think it's, it's worth saying that if you're in a situation like that, you do not have to do it. And it doesn't matter how much money the wedding cost. It doesn't matter what pressure and all that stuff.

It's impossible to see that. Although anything above five grand. Probably she just go through. You just go through. Well, you know, you don't have to do is submit the marriage license to the government. True. You don't have to get them anything. You don't have to pay taxes.

You can't try. You don't pay taxes illegal. Yes, theft. You can't have to pay taxes. You can't try. You don't pay taxes is illegal. Yes, theft. You can go through it the wedding and then you could just not send that paper in and then when you want to end it, you're not married. That's a good point.

You just keep the paper and you say to your significant other like, oh, yeah, I sent that in. Do you know what is a weird thing you find out when you get married is when you get the license you're essentially married? Oh, man. It's kind of an anti-climax. What's that?

When you get marriage license, you're essentially married. And it's kind of an anti-climax. What's that? When you get the marriage license, it's like, you're, but you have to send it after you're actually married because you're assigned. It has to be signed, so you're delivered, and then it's yours. Yeah. Oh, I got a,

but you could just have, you take it, anybody, you don't have to have a wedding. You could just, Oh, no, why can't I got married at the courthouse? Okay, okay, okay. Or I don't know how to get married. Okay, I'm wedding. Sorry to just... Oh no, what mean, Mike and I got married at the courthouse. Okay, okay. Everyone has to get wedding. Okay, sorry to tell you that. Why didn't everyone have a wedding?

We're just saying. Everyone should get married once. Everyone should get married to each other. Yes. I think so. It would be so crazy if there was an odd number of people in the world and then one person couldn't get married. Wow, that would be so sad.

What if we knew that person? No, it would be so sad. It would be so sad. That would be so sad. What if we knew that person? Oh, no, it'd be so sad. That would be so sad. That would be so sad. That would be so sad. It would feel so bad for that. It would be so sad. So sad.

What do you do next to your neighbor? There would be so much pressure on you to be like, okay, all divorce. Or like you're like, let's, you should always hang out with us. Like, you be like friends with your immediate neighbors. And like now, the people that are closest to your house, I've never met them. No, I say hi to them, all of them. But they're, my neighbors are hardly over here,

but I've never met them. But there's one who hasn't said hi to me, or left room for me to say hi. And that's okay, but I'm just kind of like, I want to just say hi. Mm-hmm, yeah. I see you all the time. I mean, I want to.

Naked as I look in your window. I just want to say hi. I mean, naked guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was mean, wasn't it? I was just gonna say. It was mean.

Like everyone's ugly naked guy. I mean, naked guy. That's not unless you're like, you know, we never saw him. Miss Playboy, Playmate, Miss, you know, like, April, 1988, 1988. Like how ugly? Everyone looks bad naked. How ugly was he? Like it's like, from that's how good sex is. That's how good sexist that everyone is terrible naked and it still happens. Do you think if they just said naked guy, they were afraid the audience was going to think, well, somebody is hot. They were probably wearing... You should say ugly. It's not funny if there's potential for him to be hot. But I mean, if they just said naked, then it's like,

oh, this is just... We get it. There's somebody you don't want to see naked. Yeah. But they had to be like, he's ugly. No, it's funnier if he's ugly. because somebody don't want to see naked. Yeah, but they had to be like, he's ugly. No, it's funnier if he's ugly. How many, does he have a great body? Lauren. So his face is ugly. He's a fireface.

He's a butterfly. Lauren, how, what percentage of men in the world and this is according to women? Have you had sex? And you are a representative. According to all women. According to all women, and you are their representative.

What percentage of men in the world are ugly? 100. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, we're back. Okay, okay, we're back. You know what, we mentioned Elaine Bennes. Yeah, we did. I just want to say I really love her new podcast, Julie LeBee Drive, it's podcast where she speaks to women who are over 70 and they just talk about life and advice and stuff. And it's so good.

I listened to the only two episodes that have come out so far, but the Isabella Yendi episode is like amazing. I cried. It's really good. Do you hope you'll be on that someday? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think show fee. 40 years. 100 and something. Yeah. And I heard she's only taking payment of $70. $70. From the guests. From the guests. It's a pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or-pay-or- that was they would bring everything family style. So your whole table would get like a big giant plate of fried chicken, everyone, and it was all you could eat, right? And they would say like this piece is the brother

of this piece is the dad. This piece is the mom. This chicken is a family of chicken. Or did they put it all together as one body and be like, this is what it used to look like before we chopped up. What if they, oh my God, can you fucking imagine? They reassembled a fried chicken.

But you had to, it doesn't feel so good. Ah. If you were over, if you were over 12, you had to step on a scale and then, Oh yeah, you told me that. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucked up.

You had to pay away. Over 12. Yeah. That's expensive. What? you're over the age of 12. You're saying a 12 or you're the idea. Any person. Why are you fixated on over 12? Because that's when kids start to become dense. I just mean if you're under 12, you should pay your age. Pay your age. I mean, pay your weight. Pay your weight. Because you'll be like 40 bucks. 40 bucks. What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, because you'll be like 40 bucks. 40 bucks.

What are you talking about? No, I'm saying you had to, you pay, you don't pay. If you're five. I've dollar per pound, I'm saying that there was a scale. Wait, okay, tell me what that means. I'm saying if you like say you're 200 pounds, you pay $100. That's what I'm thinking.

That's what I'm thinking. And I'm going, that's horrible. Why would they make people do that? It was probably something like a penny per pound or something back in the back of the day. But also, you shouldn't have to stand on a scale and show people to get into a restaurant. That's not invented.

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We did a little game ball. I got three. We did this whole year ago. And I'm glad to have it back. It's real fun. And thanks to Matt Upperducer for flagging it and saying this was one we did before and that it should be brought back. And let me open up the dock one last time and here we go. Now, I'm going to have to turn off Do not to disturb

in order to get these texts. But why won't you receive them anyway? So I received them. Maybe I will. Okay. It's not. Yeah, it's not that it doesn't block them from coming in. It doesn't give you any sound.

It's just the little dings are the the the airplane mode you're up to be on the moon mode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll come to okay. It's what you would use if you're on the moon. God, I hope so. Okay. Do you think I'll get there? I hope so.

I hope so. Scott, I want that for you. I want to so bad. I just I need the travel time. I want to look up at the moon and know that you're standing up there waving. Yes. And yes, it'll take a long time for the wave to the speed of light, you know, for it to get to you, but I just want to wave it once.

I just whenever I look at the moon, I love knowing that you guys are looking at the same moon at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Every night. This shit is called, I've got some bad tunes and it was submitted by Luke Benson. Luke Beson. This was submitted by filmmaker Luke Beson. It's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very I am your first look it is a three-chirp Perfect, oh you're doing Darth Vader He was J. Lino hey, look he was

Hey, hey, Luke. He was Jay Leno. Hey, Luke. He was Jay Leno. I'm not your daddy. You daddy. You're a bitch. I'm a chin. What if Jay Leno only accepts

he kisses on his chin? You should. You should. I've got some bad tunes. Okay. One player chooses a scenario or scenario where someone has to deliver some bad news. Another player chooses a song that the other player will know. scenario or scenario where someone has to deliver some bad news.

Another player chooses a song that the other players will know. Okay. Then the third player, how happy birthday, ABCs. The one who's it, let's say, has to deliver the bad news from the given scenario to the melody of the chosen song. Yeah. So we're texting you this song. I'll start. So Scott's going to texting you this time. I'll start.

Yeah. So Scott's going to text you a song and I'm going to text you a bad new scenario. Okay. What's your name? Hi, I'm Paul. And you're in my contacts? Yeah. Under Asphase.

Oh, that's great. Yeah, I saw it that time. Oh, no. Um, all right. I'm going to text you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right, I'm gonna text you this song, God's face. Here you go. Okay.

So Paul, you're laughing at Lauren's suggestion. I mean, it is indeed bad news. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right, did you send me this on? I did, but I'm on do not disturb. Did it go through? Oh my God.

No, I was in the wrong window. Thank you. Okay. How's window? What? Mace window? That's a call back to Lauren. I can't help.

Oh my God. What colors is life saber? Purple. Yes. Oh my God. Mace help myself. What colors is lightsaber? Purple. Yes. Oh my God. Mace? Sick. What's in your world? It's weird that Mace Windy didn't have like laser mace.

You know, they spread it very weird. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's honestly that's weird because everything else in that world was like exactly how it should be. Yeah. Did you see the Truman Capote job of the hut? What are you fucking talking

about? I don't know. There's a there's a lot I heard about the hut who talks like job or I talks talks job. Oh, he was job. He's like job. He got two goals. Okay, okay, come on. All right, but he's speaking hotties. No, he's he's going

well. I don't know every tempted. We're hello. Hello. Hello there, Princess Leia. It's crazy. All right. Pizzing. All right. Hey, I have some bad news. Oh, no, what's happening? Well, it's opening day. Are you okay? I'm okay, but you guys are going to be mad when you hear this. It's the opening day of our restaurant. Yeah, we're just about to open the door. Yeah, I know. It's 9 p.m. We're just about to open the door for the first time for the French dinner rush.

This is gonna be amazing. There's a line. A French people. And it's all reviewers. Yeah, yeah. But I have some bad, they're all wearing berets. I have some bad news.

What is it? Oh no. A bird is loose. A bird is loose. A bird is loose. It's a work kitchen now. It should soo lot. It shoulding into every pad and every pot. We're gonna get shut down.

The health department will frown. We're gonna get a D. They'll put the sign for all to see. We're gonna hit bad reviews and that will be it. Oh, no, sorry. Wow, well, there goes. Scenario over. Okay.

That's how we get that. That's great. I love that. I enjoyed that. Um, who wants to go to Scott? Scott, do you want to go to Scott? Okay. So I'll send you a song and Paul will send you a, okay.

Well, that was to the tune of start me up by the rolling stones. Okay. Wait, I'm sending which? You're sending songs. The bad news. No, I'm sorry. No, sorry. You're sending bad news to use me to me's sending bad news

These to me's Now I do not serve on we'll see if this comes up. I have it on to I have it on to you have it on to well Yeah, well you oh, okay, I did I did by the way Do you have you noticed that everyone you sent a text to now? It says they have notification silence? I know what time of day or night it is. Fucking turn them on, everyone. No, I think they, because this happened with Janie,

if she was like, no, I didn't turn that off. Maybe it's just like having your phone on silent. It's a glitch. I think it's a glitch. By the way, I don't like the dot, dot, dots when you're typing something. I don't want anyone knowing what I'm up to. You know what I mean? I feel like you're typing something. I don't, I don't want anyone knowing what I'm up to. You know what I mean?

Yeah, like you're thinking, then you're taking it back. Yeah, you know, or like, or like, I have notification sign. That's none of your fucking business. This is my life. That's true. Like you shouldn't have any reason to understand whether I'm reading back or not or what's going on. I don't, also, I don't care.

That's why everyone's gonna get a fucking Android then if you want all those things to be true. Be Bapu. Mm-hmm. Bebap-a-hmm. How's this go? Okay, you want me pick it up? Yeah, pick it up. I literally can't think of anything except for the...

Can you think of this one? For words that you sent me. Yeah. Okay. I was struggling with start me up. I was like, how did this go again? You did it perfect. I was sort of like, yeah, it was really good.

I forgot there were some peaks and valleys to that tune. It was great. Hey guys. Hey. Hey, thank you for coming over. Thanks for having us. It's fine. It's fun.

Your text was so manic. It was mysterious. Yeah. Mysteriously manic. I'm so nervous right now to tell you what I have to tell you. Why? Hey, were your friends or something? Why don't you tell us where you're from?

I think you're my family, aren't you? Yeah. Well, family can be friends. Usually isn't, though. Yeah. Well, my wife is my best friend. Weird. OK.

My best friend is a friend of mine. Yeah, Steve is my best friend. What's going on, sweetie? What's going on, dear? We're not till you! What's going on, sweetie? What's going on, dear? Where I tell you, I'm down in the dumps because I'm sick. OK, OK. I've got the mums.

Oh, no. I've got the mums. Woo-hoo-hoo. I'm coughing in your face. Why do you invite us over to the conference? I want to get you sick and have the mums with me. No, I have sex in. You have the mums vaccine? Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.

And then she's developed one. Please don't affect me. She has a scenario over. Okay, another success rate. I love that. That was to tune of of she drives me crazy by the fine young camels. All right, so now for Lauren, I'm gonna text the problem and Paul you time to

sex the problem. All right, I'm gonna text the song. I'm gonna touch the song. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, what's the song that all of us will know? Okay. Okay. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. All right.

There we go. We have each texted each other. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. Hey, Ding Dong. Hey, Ding Dong.

What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. Hey, Ding Dong. Hey, Ding Dong. What's a play as? What, Ding Dong? What's going on? Have you ever seen you like this before? Oh, oh no.

What's the matter? It's roommates, roommates. Yeah, where are your roommates, Ding Dong? We're sitting down. We would never move out. Oh my God. I hit my elbow on the sink today. Oh, no.

And I think that it's broken anyway. But my question is, should I get X-ray? I don't know if it's broken or not. But I also don't know if my insurance will cover it. So I tied it up and I longed to tie to them. You longed to tie? You did? Ding dong, don't say that.

Ding dong, don't say that. Goodbye. I don't know if you're serious, Ding dong. I was livin' now, I say goodbye. Oh my god. Ding dong is ghost and I just want to say. Don't ever say ding dong today. We can't even say ding dong. It's scenario over. My, my, my, my, my scared to do it a certain point you were worried for me That's fair. I like you looked at your you were doing a little act. He looks your broken elbow

It was all Ding Dong's dying wishes never say my name again It's almost impossible. All right. Well look that's gonna do it No, this episode is a fun game and good good looking out, man, up a producer. Yes. And what needs to be said? Okay, if you wanna send us a feature your own goddamn self, right to three's,

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are a brick, but I can't live your life. I can't live your life. Then you can go to stitupremium or CBBworld.com and that is gonna do it for this episode. I just wanna say, what? What? To plug some, the comedy bang, bang, book comes out on Tuesday. And you guys both wrote stuff for it.

It's true. And it was fun. The book looks great. Book looks great. I want people to buy it the first week. It comes out if you can. Yeah, make it a best seller. Yeah, you can get it anywhere by books or you can go to CBBWorld.com slash book.

And if we're doing plugs. Yeah, you guys have a show. I have, well, I also have a show coming up May 14th. I'm gonna be watching succession. Well, here's the thing. We're going to screen the episode, that night's episode right after the show. Right after, whoa, fun.

Lodrum has a gigantic screen. That's so. It's not like a mystery science theater. I'm not gonna be fucking talking over or anything. We're just, we're gonna have the show. That's so fun. And then right afterwards, we're gonna watch the session. Okay, should I get caught up and come to that?

Mm-hmm. Get caught up. Oh, caught up. Should I get caught off at one bar? And then you go to the house. No, no. I'm not gonna get arrested and fuck up your show. But yeah, it was my musical director, Jordan Katz.

It was his idea. That's fun. Should we ask Lodgemuff, they'll do that and they, they're into it. That's so fun. I haven't watched any of this season yet, which is getting more and more annoying, because of course everyone's spoiling they they're into it so yeah, I have a lunch on you of the season Yeah, which is getting more and more annoying because of course everyone's spoiling it better Everyone is in our race to spoil everything about succession all the time I didn't really finish I didn't really watch season three close. I need to go back

I'm gonna say the people that want to spoil succession are worse in some ways than the characters on the show I agree Hardly or is this season three? No, this is season four. This is important Lauren any plug-o are worse in some ways than the characters on the show. Yeah, agree. Thank you. Hardly. Or is this season three? No, this is season four. This is a more. Lauren, any pluggles for you?

When does this come out? Thursday. Oh, then yeah. I'll show tomorrow. Check and see if there are tickets available. You can maybe come in person. They sell same day tickets if some open up. And also, we're doing a live stream.

So you can watch it online. And for anywhere you are, any don't have to watch stream. So you can watch it online and for any where you are and you don't have to watch it live, you can watch it later. It'll be our guide. Yeah. So go to DynastyTyperator.com. This show is called a very good time. It's Friday at 7pm in LA and I hope you come because I will say it's Sean Distan, it's Paul of Tompkins. It's Stephanie Allen, Arden Marine and Eugene Cordero. It's just amazing cast.

I, this is my third show, the second one that we did a couple months ago or whenever. I feel like Paul's Paul's first time doing it. I feel like we really hit our start with the show. It was like so fun and it was, it was truly such an like electric night that I'm very excited to do this one. So I can't wait. I can check it out.

All right. Yeah, I'm so excited. I'll be at the Chicago Humanities Festival on what the fuck is that? It sounds boring. I'm sad. Saturday, the women, why wasn't I invited? Sam, I'm going to be opening a life. You want to be invited to board you? I'm seeing. No, what is that? It sounds great. It's it's some book thing. It's for the book. That's exciting But I'm being interviewed by someone. You're cool. That's all I know. You really rub in our faces faces in that pool. So is it an event? People can attend.

Yes. Oh great. I mean, they would have to buy tickets and they'd get a book on that day. That's how it works. But it's so much better than us because you wrote a book. And he's gonna do that.

He's gonna speak in a humanities first of all. Yeah, it's in Chicago. You should call. I understand. Sounds cool. What do humans like to do? I can read books. Is it?

You're sick. You're sick. Good bye. The end. Bye.