Threedom - 3-Chuckies
Episode Date: June 15, 2023Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about their dreams, baby teeth and play The Jitterbug Game. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedomusa@gmail.com. Leave us a voicem...ail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).
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Was I up for it?
Did I just miss out?
I think you were holding things down at home.
Wow.
And we talked about it.
We were like, it's God is great.
I'm so glad he's holding things down.
Yeah, I got it.
I mean, you know, got a lot going on.
At least God has always these down back home.
I love that.
That was a fun dream. It was a fun dream. It really made me happy when I woke up because it was very true to like.
I love that. Yeah. I have been having, you know, I always have pretty intense dreams, I would say.
But I really like that. I like when I wake up and I'm like, whoa, I was just in a whole world.
Yeah. It's fun. I like that too. I won't bother telling you about that.
Guys, I really, this is the second avatar reference I've made.
I know, and both of them are just felt.
What?
Sunk, Sunk.
No, I remember what you got to watch.
What did you say Paul?
Nothing.
Nothing, sir.
Fuck you, nothing, sir.
Oh, no.
I also had a dream about Pandora.
Recently, I would qualify this as a nightmare, which I haven't had in a long time. I also had a dream about Pandora recently.
I would qualify this as a nightmare,
which I haven't had in a long time.
But then when I woke up, it was pretty fine.
Most of the dream was,
myself with some other people that I did not know
were held hostage by armed, this armed gang, right?
Yeah.
Thugs.
They were thugs.
So to speak. And they were making us do like practical deals. gang, right? Yeah. Thugs. They were thugs.
So to speak.
And they were making us do, like, practical jokes.
Well, they were making us do, like, weird.
They were guessing his dream.
Yeah.
Manual labor, and tasks and things like that.
But then there was one where they, a guy with a rifle, said, told me that I had to write as many, I had to tweet as
many one-line jokes as I could while he hunted me with the rifle.
And so they had made a fake comedy club.
And so this guy was on stage with the rifle
and I was hiding behind chairs and shit like that.
But I had to send the tweets on a Nokia cell phone.
Like I was doing T9 texting.
And somehow they were reaching Twitter.
But I was hiding behind a booth
and we were fraying these fucking jokes.
Is that your subconscious telling you you need to write more?
No, I think it's my subconscious telling me go back to a flip phone.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, because I was very good at T9 texting within the dream and in real life.
Yeah.
I loved, I loved to T9.
I loved my flip.
I loved it all.
And then you know, the smartphone came and it changed my life and it changed the
rest of everything. That's the smartphone came and it changed my life and it changed the first of his life.
Everything.
Change it.
Change it.
And honestly, I'm going to do a movie where I star as Steve Jobs inventing the I already
made jobs, you know, what?
And now we have no cash.
What?
No hope.
Yeah.
No Johnny Carson.
What?
I was going to do like a Matt Damon thing where I like.
I know.
I was like with hair with hair hair.
Yeah. How the invention of hair? with hair with hair hair. Yeah.
How the invention of hair the hair was the Hs. Island air.
Do you think it confuses cockney people?
Hey, I'll see.
Hey, movies about.
Yeah, I like it is.
Where's the age of Aquarius?
No, it's the age of Michael Jordan.
I listen, notably without hair. That's Jordan. I was notably without hair.
That's true.
And isn't Aquarius.
Did he ever have hair when he played?
I watched all of the last dance.
I don't remember him having hair.
He didn't have hair.
He was like an opposite Samson.
Yeah, where he had really long pubes, but no hair.
That's part of Samson had no pubes.
You need to register for it.
I think they mentioned the pubes.
I think they did.
Did they?
No, because it's, that's a big part of it, right?
When they introduced each character in the Bible,
don't they mention what pubes?
What?
The way they're pubes is?
Because you need to be able to imagine them.
So yeah, I'm sure they did.
You need to be able to imagine them.
Yeah.
Cause those loin claws.
Well, you can't imagine them swimming You're always imagining them swing inside the side
and then you're like,
if you're like setting some on a date
or doing something,
like what's your real life?
He's really tall.
Hey, you too.
Go on a date.
He's really tall.
He's, he has brown hair.
His peep's are.
Average, cute blanks.
His peeps, he keeps him a little trim.
Three quarter length.
I dreamed of, I dreamed of joke the other day.
Like a baseball tee.
Yeah.
Wasn't it, wasn't it?
Raglan sleeves.
Raglan, Raglan pews.
I love Raglan sleeves.
I do too.
I think that's a very flattering cut.
Although, they're not long enough for my taste.
I'd prefer them to go to the wrist.
Okay.
Great.
Um, I dreamed of joke the other day.
I dreamed of joke the other day. Um, and I the other day. I dreamed a joke the other day.
And I woke up and I was like,
well, I guess I gotta put it on Instagram.
I guess I gotta.
Because I dreamed it.
I kept dreaming like,
go, you remember this, remember this when you wake up.
Yeah.
And it was basically just like four pictures.
One was, it was about sex in the city.
It was about Kim Kittroll.
Are you dreamed of cartoon? It was, what, I dreamed of cartoon. Well, pictures. One was, it was about sex in the city. It was about Kim Kertal. Are you doing the cartoon? It was, what I dreamed
of cartoon. Well, they know they were moving images actually,
about 29.66. Four pictures. Yeah. No, but I, it was basically
Kim Kertal saying she wasn't going to do sex in the city reboot.
And then the article that said she agreed to do the sex in
city reboot. And then I posted that terrible thing
that everyone always posts of,
the 1980 fork quote of the government told you
not to believe your eyes.
I saw your joke and you know what?
I was really surprised by this.
That's where the session is very funny because.
I think it's gone.
It's gone.
It was a story.
But here's the thing.
You were surprised I was tweeting
so I thought why the fuck is Scott making a joke?
I honestly was like, first you posted the news
and I went, real?
And I went to what that was a sequence of four,
but I didn't know whether it was good to see
if it was you because I was like, what?
And then you posted the thing with her saying
she would never do it.
And then the thing where she says she will do it.
Yeah.
And then the quotes of the,
what is it, the whatever,
do you not believe your eyes?
Yeah, it was a 1984 or something.
Yeah, which everyone is always using these days
and it made me laugh in the dream
to post that about something stupid.
It was a valid joke and it was a funny joke.
But it was so out of what you know, I'm yeah, like I'm like, wait, what? You don't typically get into this sort of pop culture comment.
I know.
Anyway, well, now that I'm off Twitter, I'm using Instagram for these types of jokes.
And I, and it did not get the engagement I wanted to be honest.
Me too.
And you know what?
I posted a screen cap of my notes that I wrote down.
The notes I gave you about your last bang bang.
Yes.
And I said, look at this.
Do you believe this shit?
I wrote it.
I had this weird dream and I wrote it down.
I thought this is really funny.
And then I forgot about it.
And then I looked up the notes and it just said, animatronic
Pillsbury, Doeboy doll.
Funny.
animatronic Hugh Grant doll.
And I do and somehow go to connect it.
I don't remember.
Well, okay.
So you grant loves blow jobs.
He probably was like, hey, it says sticky my dick.
You do this.
He lost it too.
He got arrested.
Yeah. That's the first thing I think of when I think of him.
I think of that.
That should be the only thing you think of.
Star of stage and screen and course padding to do.
My favorite.
No, he likes to stick his penis into sex workers now.
This is what we have saying.
What if he did it into the pillberry pill's great.
Doboy stomach.
Okay.
What if that's probably what you're thinking.
What I was thinking because what I thought would be kind of funny is if an animatronic
Q Grant walked up to the Pillsbury Doboy and used his animatronic finger to poke the animatronic
Pillsbury Doboy and then they both said like
I think in the dream I was.
Do you think my accent if he had said,
you, man, I thought we were past it.
I really thought we were past it.
Like in the middle of songs he'd be like,
you, whoo.
Would that have been as popular as he?
I think if.
How popular as he.
He did it a lot.
He did it a lot.
But it did also sound more popular.
Yeah.
Well, it do mean popular as a call known.
Yeah, it's well known, but I don't think people are like, I love when he goes he he.
I remember being confused by shamon and then going like, still, it's pretty good.
Then you saw sham.
Wow.
Yep.
And then I saw shamu.
But if you were like, then it's gotta rest.
Yeah.
All right.
So I think in the dream, it was definitely that I was, I was thinking there should be an animatronic Pillsbury
Doeboy that you could poke in the stomach because they sell like a little doll of the
Pillsbury Doeboy.
Right.
But if you poke it stomach too hard, it never seals back up.
What does the Doeboy say?
A he-he?
Seals back up.
Yeah, I want an animatronic Pillsbury Doeboy that if you break through through the other
side, it just like magically goes like uses a bus you
I want that's something you want.
Oh,
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Three sit examples.
Can we get to that?
A bus technology in here?
You don't want the more modern one?
No,
I want the old 40 rolls.
The oldest thing Cameron.
Experiment with.
But that would be good, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
A little, a little Pillsbury doughboy in a base.
And then you can hook him in the stomach and he'll ask, I think that, that part I don't
that you could like insult.
I don't know.
He just had to take it.
I don't know.
I can't tell you.
But I do have a vision of my head of a Hugh Grant head on like a sort of
Chuckie body.
And overall, little in the middle.
Yeah.
But he got much back.
Yeah, wow.
Yeah.
Back.
He's got a very sad Hugh Grant face, hang dog face.
So a Hugh Grant face on a Pillsbury body.
No, a Chuckie body.
Oh, a Chuckie body.
Oh, okay.
And a Chuckie body.
And a Chuckie body.
Chuckie body.
He's normal body. He's not a Chuckie body. He's not a Chuckie body. He's'm a Chuckie body. I'm a Chuckie body. Chuckie body. He's normal body.
He's normal body.
He's normal.
He's normal body.
He's normal body.
He's normal body.
He's normal body.
He's normal body.
His normal body is like a double Chuckie.
So, you think of yourself as like three Chuckies?
Yeah.
I'm three Chuckies.
If you were on like, if you were like on a dating app, you're like, how tall are you?
Like three Chuckies. What if Michael Jackson instead of going, he you were like on a dating app, you're like, how tall are you? Three Chuckies.
What if Michael Jackson instead of going, he went to who?
To who?
What if Michael Jackson instead of going, he went, ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho.
What if he said, very Christmas.
I mean, it took it from Santa and then we went, I think it's kind of a Michael Jackson
in a second.
What if Santa then was forced to go, he he.
Yeah.
Just treated up.
He said great. What if? It could be good to make Santa say something
else. At this point, at this point, it's a little time to him saying, oh, oh, oh, I'm
I feel like we can't add anything to the canon because people are like, don't mess with it. We know
what works. What if he was like, you know, after he delivers a presence and he goes, case closed.
after he delivers a presence and he goes, case closed.
What do you think is the best way?
How did you,
I object.
How did you learn about Santa?
Just a,
how did I learn about Santa?
Yeah, I'm sure from the capitalism.
I know because I'm like,
how, what capitalistic thing should I use to teach Holly about
about Santa?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I do remember being five or six and I think my parents saying like by the way their Santa isn't real
And I knew it by the way
boiler alert. Yeah, by the way, we should put in a little
But Santa brought you by there is a conversation about Santa that you should skip
If you some children do listen to the show. That's true
But me knowing it in my heart already.
That's good.
Yeah.
We have a six year old.
Weird.
Well, he's probably eight now.
She, I don't know.
You better not be sitting anymore.
She.
But I knew it in my heart, but I still felt like I needed to be upset about it or something.
So I was kind of like, oh, come on.
Why were you lying to me?
But I also knew it.
I don't know.
These were. I know. But I want to it. I don't know. These were great.
I know, but I want to get her excited for,
she's just so little that it's now is the time to have some fun.
And so I think we have to watch some movies.
But I want to see the great depictions.
Well, what about the ranking and bass stuff, I guess?
Sam Claus is coming to town.
We're not ranking Roger from general public.
Yeah.
Okay.
RIP.
You should definitely have them sing about it
Finally I can rank a piece
Well the English beat just bother you please let me rank
But you had older siblings I did so that was probably a lot of it
Was that me like Santa? I mean it must be I don't you could do that Santa I
Just start saying it around Holly.
Yeah, I am definitely going to be saying it.
Oh, Santa's going to be coming. Oh, we can see what's going on.
I would just say the word Santa until Holly can say what are you talking about?
Yeah, what is Santa?
I don't remember learning about Santa.
I do have the vague memory of kind of figuring it out.
Like nobody, there's a lot of nobody spoiling the form.
Context clues. Yeah, it was just like I got old enough and it was just like, oh, yeah, there was a lot of like, nobody spoiling the context. Yeah, it was just like I got old
enough and I was just like, Oh, yeah, that's
it. Oh, see, when I was in school, someone was called me that
their older sibling told them, right, told my mom, my mom was
really upset. And she really wanted to be the kid, for as long
as posse blade, I knew the tooth fairy wasn't real, but I
still liked the quarter. Yeah. And so then when my parents forgot, I like left it.
My mom actually sewed me a pillow with a pocket for a tooth.
That's so cute.
And smart, because it's easy to grab.
Yeah, I feel like it's gruesome.
And they forgot to do it on one of my last teeth and I was so upset.
So they put the tooth back in.
No, they just didn't put it in. You woke up and there's the tooth in there. The tooth was there and I was so upset. So they put the tooth back in. No, they just didn't put you.
You woke up and there's the tooth in there.
The tooth was there and I was like, hey!
And then the fuck?
And then they're like, oh yeah, sorry.
You know the tooth fairy isn't real.
And I'm like, I know, but I want my corner.
I want you to have to sneak in and get it.
Are you gonna save Holly's teeth?
No, I don't know about the saving.
Some people do it.
Are you gonna save that me, Steve?
I'm gonna eat them myself.
I don't think I see here's the thing.
You grow a two, three, and you're stomach?
Yep.
On one hand I'd go, no, I don't wanna save them.
And they're gonna go, look, throw them out.
Well, Teeve, they're a part of all.
I know, it's kind of cute.
And it's also kind of amazing to see.
I wonder what you can do with them.
I wonder what kind of projects they have nowadays
on Etsy with Teeve.
You can put them in dolls.
And it's fucking, it's really.
It's so weird. it's really disturbing.
That's too weird.
I'm talking more like on a chain or something.
I would say look it up because.
Or in like a little tube on a necklace.
Yeah, go to Etsy or like one of those charm bracelets.
Yeah, that's so gross.
Like it's cannibal.
Oh my God.
But you can look them up on Etsy and there's doll,
you can make a doll with baby teeth in it.
And they're're they're really
creepy, but they're also pretty funny. Oh my God. I got to see that. I think it's crazy
that we have we're born with all of our adult teeth and our baby teeth and they just like
yeah, it's really weird. Oh, TV. I'm showing in any pictures. You just got one giant
tube at TV. Um, shutting up from the bottom of her mouth, a toofy, um, a toofy, um,
um, there's a lot of things that are really cute.
You can do it.
Yeah.
The phone case with a smiling holly on it.
Isn't that cute?
It's very cute.
It's a splurge.
Um, there's a thing where you can put how much could it possibly be $50?
Actually, I don't know because Mike Mike bought them, but it's from Case to Fire, which is not a cheap situation.
It was a string.
But look, here's the thing where it shows like a...
It's like, you put the baby's picture in the...
There's a kid's picture in the middle.
And there's these holes all around it in different sizes.
And you put in what date they lost the tooth
and put the tooth in there.
Clean and wide. tooth in there.
You know, it also is teeth and hair cut. So you're supposed to put their hair in there as well.
No, I think we should say one at a time.
Let's do teeth. Let's do teeth. Let's do hair.
Let's do our hair. But why mix them?
No. Yeah. Come on.
Even though they're kind of all made of the same thing,
aren't they? You know all made of the same thing,
aren't they?
You know, when you think about it,
like we're constantly shedding skin cells,
we're constantly shedding hair.
Now, maybe we're shedding our teeth.
I'm doing all of them.
There's probably like a second one of us out there.
If you put it all together.
Oh, okay.
If you put it all together.
So we should save everything and then we have,
you know, two children, right, Lauren?
Exactly.
That's why we will not vacuum in our home.
Because our skin cells are all in there.
Because there's honestly so many options here that I'm kind of in work.
In work, Christians, we're so pro-lifers.
This is a great idea.
This is a tooth fairy pickup thing that you hang on the door.
That's good.
And it's a little wooden thing.
That way you don't have to disturb the kid.
Yes.
Yeah.
You put it on the door. But then I think, isn't the fun that it's a little. The That way you don't have to disturb the kid. Yes. Yeah.
Put it on the door.
But I think isn't the fun that it's a deal?
The fun is the sun to your pillow.
Isn't the fun not to spend extra money on a thing?
I mean, that one's $15.
Did you ever $10?
It has their name engraved.
Did you ever catch your parents?
I've got the dolls with the teeth.
Come on.
I can't find it.
Did I catch my parents?
No, I never did.
I never ever caught them. I don't remember ever catching them. Yeah. Crazy. Did I catch my parents? No, I never did. I never ever ever caught them.
I don't remember ever catching them. Yeah.
Crazy. You would think they would be like, I still can't catch them.
My teeth are still falling out.
Yeah. They never stop.
I keep regrowing them in your parents.
No, I typed in tooth keepsake doll.
And I'm not seeing anything yet.
Keepsake out of there.
Okay. Baby tooth doll.
Yep. Okay. How about
baby just baby? Look up just baby tooth doll. It's a fun.
On Etsy. Jason, baby. Yeah. I'm gonna need you to do the Googling on this one. But
okay. What do you need? What do you need? Baby what's not happening here? Baby tooth doll
with real teeth. But that's baby doll with real teeth. Okay. Real teeth.
First thing that comes up is this insane picture of a gross thing. Is that it?
Oh no, real teeth doll.
That's it.
Real teeth doll.
This insane picture of a gross thing.
Is that it?
I look, I don't know.
Baby, I can't, this is too scary.
Is this I'm too annoyed?
Do I see this?
No, I, there is, there is something, but then when I click on it, I, maybe I don't know
how to do Etsy, like a million pictures come up.
Goddamn, we'll get off of Etsy then.
Well, I love Etsy and I want to stay on it.
I love it here.
I never want to leave Etsy.
I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop
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And we're back.
And Paul has been furiously on his phone looking for this thing.
He's so upset.
I am furious.
Like, furious style.
Like, he's really upset.
If I don't find it, no, I'll kill somebody.
Do you hear Paul killed somebody just because he couldn't find it.
He couldn't find it. Maybe doll with real. That was just being a song.
I texted a link to both of you. Oh,, this is exciting. I have it. I do not disturb.
Lauren's just flat out on her phone. That's not true. I just am. Okay. Whoa. Ew.
Oh no. Actually, it's what I'm barfled. So you know those ugly dolls, like that's what that's
that's the form for that. Oh yeah. That's the thing that I that's the thing that came up.
But they put real eyeballs that I don't like.
Real eyeballs as well.
Well, I mean, do you
want to have you lost your baby eyeballs yet?
And then the teeth are just my wisdom eyeballs are about to come in,
which is going to hurt.
I really don't like this and I actually don't think there's any reason.
And I think it should be illegal and I think we should stop parents from doing this.
This is this is we should make laws truly
What if you're not a parent?
Oh, like if I said you can I have Holly's baby teeth to make one of these dolls?
I would stop talking to you. What?
What if I just said what?
What if it was a mixture of Holly's baby teeth and Emmys baby teeth?
I would kill and my regular normal teeth and one of your and then see if you can guess.
Okay, I need to pull one of Scott's teeth out with like a pliers with a pliers.
Yeah, or he puts it on the hanger on the door.
Yeah, he puts it in the hanger and gets the lotion or gets the lotion.
Did you ever do the thing where you tied something to your tooth that was coming out like a string
and a rock
and I think with a break.
Would that break?
No, my dad would grab a piece of Kleenex and then he'd just go grab my tooth out of my mouth
and pull.
Wow.
I can just go, I can like taste the Kleenex and my teeth.
And did you want it out or was he like, when it was like wiggling so much that it just
won't fall out?
I love that feeling though.
The tooth, we glad to know.
I don't think I liked that.
I haven't been able to feel it for so many,
for decades at this point.
You know, making it in the first?
Yeah, you want us to make a teeth wiggle?
Hey, you want me to make a teeth wiggle?
It's like a set up that nobody would see coming.
See a nice line of punts.
Step outside, I'll make your teeth wiggle.
Hey, would you like me to make a teeth wiggle?
Well, sure.
What do you got?
What do you got, sour candies? No, I'm going to punch your teeth until they wiggle. Hey, would you like me to make a teeth wiggle? Well, sure. What do you got? What do you got? Sour candies? No, I'm going to punch your teeth until they wiggle. Oh, he's somebody
sour candy. It feels like he's going to be like, oh, they might teeth are wiggling. It's going crazy.
So are you has going crazy? Has Holly lost her teeth? Nope. Are you going to do this? Are you going
to do the same thing? Or you pull it out that way? Or are you going to find some other thing? I don't
see myself. Well, I guess I wouldn't I guess I'd be okay with doing that if she was ready for me
to do that.
When do your TV start falling out?
Well, like, I remember this happening.
It feels like seven, eight, five.
Yeah.
I think it can't happen.
No, no, no, no, no, it's more like seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine I was left seven, 12. And I remember them all falling up before that. So it can happen at six.
Okay.
Maybe I was a bad guy.
I think five might be a little early.
Okay.
I would like it if they fell out one at a time and in order.
Yeah.
I would like that too.
But in the order that they fall out in.
So whatever that means.
I mean, like starting back to front.
So it goes and it goes like just all the way around.
So at one point, you just have to have your mouth with tea.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
Oh, we're all make that happen.
And they should fall out six at a time.
Okay.
Or the back teeth fall out first.
And then the back teeth roll back in.
So that at a certain transition point,
you have adult back teeth and
a little baby teeth in the front.
That would be really cute.
It would be kind of...
No, it would be cute.
It would be cute the other way around if you had big, big buckwheat.
I don't know if there's any cute option.
Buckwheat?
Big buckwheats.
No, he had the absence of teeth.
What am I thinking?
You're thinking of buck teeth.
Buck teeth.
Yeah.
Buckwheat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It had a big buckaroo teeth.
Buckaroo butts, I teased.
What are my favorite characters?
I loved buck teeth.
The cowboy.
Yeah.
Cowboy dentist.
Buck teeth, the cowboy dentist with the big long teeth and the big rope made a floss.
With the big long teeth and the rope road made a floss with the big long teeth and the road made a floss
It's bug
Teeth
I'm gonna say that.
I'm gonna say wheat
With the big front teeth and the road made a floss it's bug
We
You know, we ate lunch right before we started recording and I thought that's going to interfere with our energy, but luckily it's making us go insane.
Yeah, the good thing is I'm really tired and my eyes are shutting.
Yeah.
I ate a steak minutes ago.
You did have a steak.
I did.
That's why I wanted. You had a full steak along with a
arugula salad kind of situation.
I just got two sides of the arugula fennel lemon.
And then you had a side of Thanksgiving turkey
and stuffing.
A side of Thanksgiving dinner.
At a side of melatonin.
I meant to get the salt and pepper chicken.
I got the fried chicken.
I was happy.
And I feel like I subconsciously did that.
Yeah.
Which ones better actually?
Like your thumbs would not allow you to press
the button of the healthier chicken.
By the way, I've never used that feature
that you used last night.
It was great.
We're not doing an ad for Uber Eats right now.
No, we're not.
But it was a good feature.
We all do that for tender greens though.
It was a good feature that you sent out a link.
I sent out a link.
I think it all add our order to it.
Yeah.
I liked that.
I like to.
Great.
Hey, if Uber Eats wants to sponsor the show, I'm more than happy with it.
We'd love to.
Or tender greens.
Honestly, we have both.
Yeah, they combined to make this powerful zoltron of lunch for us.
It was delivered and it was cooked and both things came together.
Tell me more about Zoltron.
Maybe I'm thinking of Valtron, but maybe you are.
But Zoltron's cool.
Yeah.
Who is Zoltron?
Let me look at it.
Zoltron is from Big Big.
Oh, no, Zoltron.
Come on.
Sorry.
You guys, your race.
Zoltron is an American rock music poster designer.
All right.
Of course.
That's what I was thinking of. What?
Wait, is...
No, I'm thinking of something.
I'm just talking like that.
Zoltar, tell me my way.
Shoe Zoltar.
What is going on?
What's going on?
It was all tar, it would go.
Yeah.
No, Zoltar is very scary, especially when you find out he's not plugged in.
Yeah, what the fuck, man?
Oh, that's gonna hurt me.
Is he sentient then?
Zoltar, is that what they're implying?
Is that he's?
He sentient, he's just ahead.
He's from hell?
I think so.
Why else would he do that?
It's a good point.
What a weird lesson to teach a kid who wished to be big.
Because you know what I mean?
What was the point of that?
Old exercise.
If he's not a demon from hell.
I mean, he gets to have sex.
Yeah, but then he traumatizes this woman
who's committed to touch story rape.
But she doesn't know that.
She's just like, at the end, she finds out.
She finds out that she's a trend form into a little boy.
Sort of heartwarming at that point.
Oh, right.
But the weirdest part of it is, is he's gone for.
How long has he gone for eight years? Look, he's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone for a while
because he fully gets a job. He's gone for a long time. And then, oh, he terrifies his
mother. Yeah, his mother comes back and his mother is like, where were you for the last
20 years? Is that Mercedes Ruhel Oh yeah, whatever happened to Mercedes Ruel.
I don't know.
I hope the family all went to therapy, but I hope that.
I hope so.
Well, you know, I don't.
What if they didn't, they just bought a little one.
Well, I don't think that he should even try
to explain what really happened.
I, well, everything sounds like a lot.
To pitch my big sequel, starring Colin Hanks.
And it's called bigger.
Yeah, okay. No, it's called bigger. Yeah, okay.
No, it's called small.
Gotta be called.
It's called too big.
It's called medium.
No, it's probably the real way to do it is like his son wishes he was big.
And he's like, let me take you to the carnival.
Well, it's like, let's not.
No, his teen wolf, the dad is.
We don't want to see that.
What I'm saying is I want to see see but they both go in and they've
swapped play. Yeah, let me finish. So they both go to the carnival. He's like son. I got a machine and we're going to be best
buds now because we'll be the same age. And then Zoltar makes calling Hank small and then he has to hang out
with his son for an entire summer.
And he's like, he has a paper out, he gets a paper out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's a good idea.
He has chores, he has to, he has to go to bed.
He gives himself chores.
Yeah.
He has to go to school, learn arithmetic.
Well, sort of like a back to the future situation
because it's like your hanging out here at your teenage mom. I want to see the psychological
fallout of what happened.
Does penis grow that much between high school?
Does penis grow that much between high school and calling it?
It depends on if you're excited or not.
You might be a penis if.
Well, I just think his penis wouldn't get that small.
Do they grow that much between me seeing Pamela Anderson or not.
So when you see her, it's small and she walks away.
Yeah, I don't want to go.
But because Elizabeth Perkins is still around, she's still around.
I'm still around, right?
Oh, Losea is not, not there.
Do we want to get his bike on every this in this, if it's present day, of course he'd be dead.
He was an old man then.
But what if, so Colin Hanks is still around,
and Tom Hanks is still around,
have Colin Hanks wish he was older, and then he...
No, you don't, I don't want this movie.
You don't want any wishes?
No.
The salt tar is right there though.
No, the salt tar is gone to the dump.
Guys, guys, guys, stop fighting and just make the movie.
Trust in yourselves, it will be great without a script.
Honestly, the only way to settle this,
argument is to start working together.
I think so.
I think so.
And a great partnership is for you.
I think that feels great.
You're just, you're only interested in like an interior drama,
where it's just the,
examining the psychological ramifications.
You want any magic.
I want to see the weirdness of them having to deal with it.
And does the mother, has the mother accepted that it happened or is she still in denial about
everything?
Everyone has accepted that it happened.
Everyone that was involved in this believes it.
They know that it happened.
So the mother, he walks home in a suit that's for a man. But that could have been murderers.
One of them. Yeah. Haven't you ever been kidnapped by someone and they put you in their
big suit? He's defending. He's protecting the murderers. They just go just way.
They murder. Hey, we took your clothes. They're gonna be murdered. They're all successful.
It's actually creepy. They took his regular clothes and they're like fine fine Just wear one of ours back. We already ruined. We already ruined
Your mother's back. Okay, so this is what the mother believes her mind snaps so she's going to say so she's
A mother's mind has snapped within the first eight minutes of the film Elizabeth Perkins is becoming none because she cannot deal with what has happened
Yeah, who else is in this?
Those are the only ones that people that I could think of. Yeah. Yeah. Who else is in this?
Those are the only ones that people that I could think of.
Yeah, it was a three-hander.
What about his best friend?
Oh, his best friend is there.
His best friend is there.
And his best friend has been trying to find Zoltar ever since then.
Yeah.
Cause he's like, I want to have sex too.
He's got a red yarnboard.
I think their relationship probably changed a lot.
He still has an head sex.
He's waiting for Zoltar. He's waiting for his altar.
I was called waiting for his altar.
I think when the kid gets regular size again,
the sequel to Bigg is called waiting for his altar.
Strange choice.
And then how come they haven't made that into a musical yet big.
Yeah, because it's already got a great song.
Dating, deading, deading, deading, deading, deading, deading, deading.
We're so big.
We're so, we're the opposite of let aware.
So big.
I really don't want that to happen.
But if they did, they'd have to do the like,
shimmy, shimmy, cocoa, puff, shimmy, sh shimmy right. Yeah, cocoa puffs. And that's like an eight minutes
on cocoa pop cocoa pop.
Okay, I don't know. Yeah,
shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy right.
How does it go? I'm at a girlfriend, a trisket.
She said a trisket, a biscuit, a scream-sotted pop,
which is very on the top. Oh, shimmy to walking down the street.
10 times a week. I meant it. I said it.
I stole your mama's credit, uh, sock me in the seventh term, more time it. I said it. I still remember, I was credit.
Sock me in the seventh term or time.
I don't know what you did.
That was actually extremely close.
Yeah, what is it?
It was.
It's from big.
It is.
He and his best friends, how they prove when he's big,
he comes up and he's like, I know.
I know.
Should be super big.
Should be super big.
Should be super big.
The kids cry.
Just what?
Yeah. One of my favorite, that's the only time
that convention has worked for me.
Yeah.
Because it's a convention that they use a lot
when you want to establish.
I'm the only person who knows this thing.
No, no, no.
These people have known each other for a long time.
Yeah.
And so they get, they see each other
and they immediately go into some like elaborate
choreographed thing or rhyme or whatever.
Yeah.
That one really works though because it feels really authentic.
And part of it too is that Tom Hanks worked with the kid actor
a lot and studied him and tried to act like him.
Which I was like, I also did the same thing before.
He works with the shadow of the real part of the song.
The kid actor had a strong accent,
and so instead of having the kid speak differently,
he adapted...
Oh, that's why it's so bad.
Ha, ha, ha!
I haven't watched that movie since I was a teen, probably.
I've watched it since I came out.
Not good.
I like to...
I remember thinking of the time, it was like an epic historical film.
It's a, honestly, it's a great stunt.
You know what I mean?
Like that aspect of it is still, I think, very good.
But I remember I did not see it in theaters.
This is when I was working a tower video.
And when it finally came on VHS, I saw it.
And on a 16 inch screen.
Yeah, in the store.
And I was like, this is bad.
No, I think I brought it home and watched it.
I kept it.
No, that one I gave back.
Oh, that is for scum that you gave that one back.
You hit it back in the stacks.
Yeah, I hit all the copies so no one would find it.
I turned them all backwards.
All right.
What?
I'm not supposed to look at you.
Don't look at me.
I told you we're into the podcast.
We had a rule.
We would look at.
When we do the podcast, you don't look at me.
We face away from each other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're all three standing with our backs to each other.
We do this.
By the way, we do this just standing,
which I don't think people appreciate.
Yeah, they don't get it all.
Yeah, we always did super ego standing.
Really?
Yeah, I remember doing that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know, I couldn't tell you,
because we could easily have sat down.
But I do remember once Jeremy Carter doing
spontaneous nation and saying he can't improvise
if he's sitting down.
That's probably why.
I would imagine that's why.
I think for for I guess
for energy, but it actually I'm not shapping energy more. Yeah. Yeah. And also we couldn't
see each other that well because we have these big shields. By the way, I saw the battling
shields in front of the space goes down, down, baby, down, down, the roller coaster, sweet,
sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shemish, shemish shimmy shimmy rock shimmy shimmy cocoa pop shimmy shimmy rock
I met a girlfriend a trisket she said a trisket a biscuit ice cream soda pop and then on the top
Oh, Shalita walk into the street 10 times a week. I met it. I said it. I still want to almost credit
I'm cool. I'm hot sucky when the summer three more times
Now it's nice. We should all learn that and then if we're ever bigger. Yes
Now is that we should all learn that and then if we're ever bigger. Yes.
Yeah.
I think we should cut this out because then other people can use it.
And yeah, trick us.
Because someone is someone older than Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Go back.
No, what was that?
Is that an existing thing or was a real?
I think it's an existing thing.
Is it so here? Let me, I mean, it exists, definitely.
Well, because like, like, Nelly later uses some of that.
What?
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Yeah, lighted up and take a puff as it to be now.
Or so.
That's not it.
Down, down, baby.
Well, don't, baby.
I mean, I don't know what's there's no way to find this out either. Unfortunately.
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I get it. I get it. I get it.
I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it out. Scott, we need to get more. Okay. That kind of thing.
I love it. I'll quit it.
Choose in my juice in my wrist.
Did you find the answer, Lord? No, I'm reading the long.
Get the juice out of your
words. You're just reading.
A blog post that is. Here God. I'm doing the rap.
A weblog.
2009.
Here's Tom Hanks doing the rap in 10,000.
9.
So they say to you, one of they shout out,
one of they asked for you back in which time?
They yell at Wilson quite a bit from the cost.
I feel like they, they, they, they, they, they, they,
they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,
they say life was like a box of chocolate.
Yeah, he said, they, they, they, they, say life was like a box of chocolate. He said
This is a lot of it. Hey, I got to tell you something
I gotta ask you a question
Here's my question
You know my favorite movie or is it?
Someone screamed like it was a funny thing to do.
It was on the BBC.
Oh, that makes sense.
There's no comedy in English.
Sing the rap.
Sing the rap.
And they say,
nice take it down Jonathan on the show.
They say that. What a tight down to do the
lap from big the last
well it was actually it was actually a thing that my son learned at summer camp.
We're looking for something if we're on the movies.
He knows it.
Unless he's talking about Chen Hees.
Wait, this is, it might be Chen Hees.
And this is the original rap.
Sweet sweet baby, sweet sweet, the lemmigre.
Chin chimmy chimmy koka bop, Chin chimmy rock.
Chin chimmy koka bop, Chin chimmy rock.
I met a girlfriend in a trisket.
Cheese, a trisket, a trisket.
I had scream sorta poppa down the top. Ooh, she'll later. Walk inisket. She's a trisket. I scream soda, pop a dent on the top.
Ooh, she'll later walk and have the street.
Ten times a week.
I'm mad at you.
I said it.
I still know mom's credit.
I'm cool.
I'm not a sucker.
No, I'm sorry.
That was one of the most charming things I've ever seen.
Now do the drug lip rap.
You got to see it.
OK.
Do the dupe, do pep stream back.
So it was from summer camp.
From summer camp.
I wonder which I bet it was Chatea's
in that that it was.
Cause it was 1988.
Yeah, that's the film.
Got him into doing rap music.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, cause he was like,
I can really hear a beat under this.
Yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I could be like, I could be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, yeah, this is good. Yeah, that's good, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, We're talking about Instagram during the break. Yeah. And here's my problem. Yeah. I watch one Mr. Bean look in Motherfuckers video
where he's doing magic.
Yeah.
And now it suggests all of them?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And by the way, Mike found the guy that I couldn't remember his name.
I don't want to say his name again.
Zulter?
Mike found Zulter.
Oh, this guy.
Oh, this is a to go on Jesus Christ.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
I got a phone.
Can't choose.
You see I look this hair.
I've been working on this case for five years.
I've died.
I've had that question for five years.
Oh my God.
What are we watching?
Did we talk about this on a previous episode?
Yeah, this is the guy where he would do that thing
with his watch on his ankle and like tell the time with it.
Oh, I don't remember.
Oh God.
Anyway, I'm not saying this name.
Okay.
Just wanted to say I found him.
Well.
That's what I wanted to say.
When I was a kid, there were bumper stickers
that said I found it that were very popular.
And I think they had some religious connotation.
Like Jesus.
Yeah, like Jesus.
And they called him an it.
Yeah.
I feel like the Mr. Bean guy's gone away, maybe.
Like I didn't click, I was like,
when you say the Mr. Bean guy,
you guys, he looks like Mr. Bean.
He looks exactly like, but he's like Italian,
and they call him the Italian Mr. Bean or something.
And he looks exactly like him. And then every comment comment under he does these magic tricks with a crazy face and every comment underneath it is Mr. Bean
And now they just think that's all you want to see
Now they think that's it because I clicked on one because I was like oh, how do you do that magic trick?
And I kind of figured it out like I watched it three times now they're like well, I guess every video you want to see is this Italian Mr. Bean.
That's weird. That's weird. That is weird. What are you looking at? I'm looking up. I found it.
Oh, yeah. Cause it's three to time. I found it. I really, really found it. I found it. I really,
really found it. So let's try it. Let's try it. Roll play this.
Okay. You just have your natural reaction to me saying, I found it.
Okay. Okay. I found it. Oh great. We found what?
A new life in Jesus Christ.
Oh, I fucking got you. Oh, now you're a Christian.
Oh shit. Is that how it works?
Yep. Yeah.
And if you're a cop, I have to tell you.
Yeah, it's like when you smurn off ice someone.
How do you wait?
How do you smurn off ice someone?
I don't know this.
You hand them a smurn off ice out of nowhere and then they have to take a knee and drink
the entire thing.
Yeah, when you get iced.
You get iced.
I haven't heard of it.
You have to take a knee.
2005 much.
Hey, 2005 calls they want you to be present when you're there.
What was I doing in 2005?
I didn't know about this.
Maybe it was late.
Maybe years ago.
2010.
Oh, it was a, no, I would say 2005.
I was in college and that was a thing that was happening.
Okay.
Look this up.
Smirron off ice.
What do you call it?
Smirron off ice. You got it. you nailed it. No, but if I look icing
You get ice ice bear bros ice ice baby smear not by icing people still do it now icing is a game
I mean internet meme that was popular in 2010
Hey, I was doing
I was doing bang bang already. I was part of it.
It wasn't to be icing.
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to be associated with a drinking game that stretches the boundaries of good taste and common sense
like this one does. At the same time, the viral spread of the game has seen a boost in sales for
the company. Oh, interesting. They only want to be associated with the viral spread of the game has seen a boost in sales for the company. Oh interesting
They only want to be associated with the tasteful drinking games. Yeah, well, but what is it you have to you?
Okay, they touched the bottle and then they have to drink the whole thing I
Believe so. Yeah, cool. We should play. It's really cool. Do you want to play this on the next episode? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give some delivered
Play it. Yeah, I'm gonna ice you. By three smear enough ice.
I think we shoot videos where we surprise each other with icing.
And we're all wasted.
That's good to me.
It sounds great to me speaking of game.
Yes.
Three games on this show.
We don't do them.
Okay.
And this one I thought of the other day and I thought of it fondly.
And I said, I want to get my pals to play this with me
I love it. Yeah, it's called the jitterbug game the jitterbug game
This is where we snap our fingers much like the road. Oh, here he is
Here who is jitterbug
Are the Italian mr. Bean
Are the Italian Mr. Bean? No even have to explain. I can't.
He's the Italian Mr. Bean.
Who cares?
I can't, I can't listen.
And is it the camera person that's going, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, now that I heard the audio, my phone's gonna go, oh, you wanna see that one?
And it's gonna find it.
That's why I wrote on your mirror in lipstick,
welcome to the wonderful world of time, Mr. Bee.
Why did you put stick?
Oh, just the right things on mirrors.
You just carry it for that purpose.
To welcome people to wonderful worlds.
So the way we do this is we snap in time,
like the song, wake me up before you go, go, by,
bam!
Yeah, bam!
And it starts with Jitterbug.
Jitterbug.
And so we have to think of three syllable phrases
that will fit that rhythm.
And we keep doing it until we stop doing it,
which will be very soon.
And somebody else will start,
except me, because I always get the timing wrong at the beginning.
Okay, here we go.
One, two, a one, two, three, and voting blocks.
I didn't know it was going this way.
Oh, I didn't either.
Hold on, hold on, start over.
One, two, a one, two, three, four, microphone.
Martin Law.
Mr. Mike.
Mr. Bean.
Bean salad.
Deadly. Pizza, bye.
Pizza box.
Pepper Jack.
Cheese monster.
Cheese monster.
Cheese monster.
Sesame street.
Sesame.
Oscar of the Grouch.
Grover of the Clown.
Grover of the Clown.
I like the cheese monster.
I like the cheese monster.
Okay, let's do it again.
New rule. Try to make a phrase
that's never been said. Oh, okay. I don't know what that means. Let's try it. Do we have
to do a Google search before we do it? No. Okay. Okay. Getting tired of snapping.
We don't all have to do it. Oh, I have arthritic fingers. Okay.
Oh, I was gonna give our three-dig fingers. Okay.
Boba Lies.
Boba Fett.
No one's ever said that before, right?
Okay, but that's the second one!
That's still, that's still, that's still good.
Let's keep going.
Okay, one, okay.
I don't know.
Dirty flag.
Back to me, oh no, I thought we're here at you hearing you
Pining man
Brain cloth
Baby rock
Coolam
Coolam the gang
Cool of the gang. Cool of the gang.
I want my baby.
It's cool of the gang.
Okay, let's do it again.
Okay.
Okay.
Faddy belt.
Bootsucker.
Tasty toes.
Little book.
Little book.
Not the most common.
But still.
Probably only been said three times.
Max.
Little book. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. Ring of ice. Sweater bug.
Al candy.
Al candy. Al candy.
Okay, yeah, it's good.
Butternut.
Butternut squash.
I don't know.
No.
No.
Okay.
I think we did it.
We had fun.
All right.
Do we still have time?
Why?
Why didn't we know if we had to fill time?
Do we have to make an announcement?
Phil?
Yeah, we're making an announcement.
We never have to fill time.
We get to spend time together.
Well.
Well, we can spend time together off-bike.
No.
I'm so ready to spend this time together.
I think it's time to go.
I have a lot of things to do. a laugh with things. Let's promote things.
Let's promote things.
When did this come out?
Yeah, good question.
I have the same question.
If I had to guess two weeks from today.
I'll fuck it.
We have that much banked.
One episode.
Sure, we're really.
Listen, Sunday, July 9th at Lauddroom in Highland Park,
here in Los Angeles, of Riot's Hope You you with Paul of Tomkins can be very fun.
We're back there.
What's going on with us?
Can we watch succession after this one?
Yeah, we're going to start succession from the first season.
Good.
And watch them all in one.
And watch them all in one night.
So bring your pajamas and be tricky.
I'm going to have a live show that I'm excited about.
It doesn't have a date yet.
But I'm about December 25th?
It'll probably be Christmas day.
No, but you know, keep your eyes peeled.
I'm sure I'll announce it once I actually know, but please follow me on Instagram.
Sure you will. Yeah.
What do I? Please follow me on Instagram.
I'm almost on Blue Sky now.
The fuck is that? I saw you post about that.
It's like early Twitter kind of.
Okay. But now I can't get it in bite.
You have to be invited.
You have to be invited. And I can't invite anybody. I haven't been there long of. Okay. But now I can't get an invite. You have to be invited.
You have to be invited. And I can't invite anybody. I haven't been there long enough.
Man. I don't want to go. I have to be a good little boy. All right. Um, by the county
being being booked. Yeah. And then by that book, by the book, um, it's good. People like it.
You look, you guys are New York Times best selling authors. That's really exciting. That's true. That's really exciting.
And by default, you are too.
And follow us on social media at 3DMUSA.
Right to us at 3DMUSA at gmail.com.
If you'd like to send us an idea for a preacher, like the kind of fun game that we just played.
Okay, well, I'll admit it, it's a game.
Ah, oh my god, he had made it.
If you want to call us and leave us a voicemail, maybe
you need some advice. Maybe you'd like to do something different. Leave us an under 30
second voicemail when you call. If it's 31 seconds, though, Paul, is that okay? No, absolutely
not. You have to leave out a time these 30 is the absolute cutoff. Really? Yes. Okay.
Okay.
So you want to call us at,
hagg claims eight.
It's great.
It's great.
And then look, if you want ad free episodes of this,
and you know you do, you know you do,
you do little piss pigs.
You dirty little piss pig.
Um, go to Stitupremium or CBB world,
they both have the ad-free episodes
and you don't have to listen us rambling on.
Although, personally, I would listen to the ads
because we do them so well.
I love them.
I love ads.
Yeah.
Advertisements, I call them.
All right, I'm calling my first minutes.
Remember that show Admin?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah.
All right.
Goodbye.
Bye.