Threedom - 3-Chuckies

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about their dreams, baby teeth and play The Jitterbug Game. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedomusa@gmail.com. Leave us a voicem...ail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Three Oh Help him. Oh, pause the sleep. Oh Hey, the most wonderful dream that I was joking Your face is turning blue you're rolling around on the floor. But you get your throat Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, festival, something like that. And we were having the best time. That's great. We were hanging out off stage. I'd love to get in that dream. Was I up for it? Did I just miss out? I think you were holding things down at home.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Wow. And we talked about it. We were like, it's God is great. I'm so glad he's holding things down. Yeah, I got it. I mean, you know, got a lot going on. At least God has always these down back home. I love that.
Starting point is 00:01:03 That was a fun dream. It was a fun dream. It really made me happy when I woke up because it was very true to like. I love that. Yeah. I have been having, you know, I always have pretty intense dreams, I would say. But I really like that. I like when I wake up and I'm like, whoa, I was just in a whole world. Yeah. It's fun. I like that too. I won't bother telling you about that. Guys, I really, this is the second avatar reference I've made. I know, and both of them are just felt. What? Sunk, Sunk.
Starting point is 00:01:31 No, I remember what you got to watch. What did you say Paul? Nothing. Nothing, sir. Fuck you, nothing, sir. Oh, no. I also had a dream about Pandora. Recently, I would qualify this as a nightmare, which I haven't had in a long time. I also had a dream about Pandora recently.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I would qualify this as a nightmare, which I haven't had in a long time. But then when I woke up, it was pretty fine. Most of the dream was, myself with some other people that I did not know were held hostage by armed, this armed gang, right? Yeah. Thugs.
Starting point is 00:02:03 They were thugs. So to speak. And they were making us do like practical deals. gang, right? Yeah. Thugs. They were thugs. So to speak. And they were making us do, like, practical jokes. Well, they were making us do, like, weird. They were guessing his dream. Yeah. Manual labor, and tasks and things like that.
Starting point is 00:02:16 But then there was one where they, a guy with a rifle, said, told me that I had to write as many, I had to tweet as many one-line jokes as I could while he hunted me with the rifle. And so they had made a fake comedy club. And so this guy was on stage with the rifle and I was hiding behind chairs and shit like that. But I had to send the tweets on a Nokia cell phone. Like I was doing T9 texting. And somehow they were reaching Twitter.
Starting point is 00:02:57 But I was hiding behind a booth and we were fraying these fucking jokes. Is that your subconscious telling you you need to write more? No, I think it's my subconscious telling me go back to a flip phone. Oh, okay. Yeah, because I was very good at T9 texting within the dream and in real life. Yeah. I loved, I loved to T9.
Starting point is 00:03:17 I loved my flip. I loved it all. And then you know, the smartphone came and it changed my life and it changed the rest of everything. That's the smartphone came and it changed my life and it changed the first of his life. Everything. Change it. Change it. And honestly, I'm going to do a movie where I star as Steve Jobs inventing the I already
Starting point is 00:03:31 made jobs, you know, what? And now we have no cash. What? No hope. Yeah. No Johnny Carson. What? I was going to do like a Matt Damon thing where I like.
Starting point is 00:03:42 I know. I was like with hair with hair hair. Yeah. How the invention of hair? with hair with hair hair. Yeah. How the invention of hair the hair was the Hs. Island air. Do you think it confuses cockney people? Hey, I'll see. Hey, movies about. Yeah, I like it is.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Where's the age of Aquarius? No, it's the age of Michael Jordan. I listen, notably without hair. That's Jordan. I was notably without hair. That's true. And isn't Aquarius. Did he ever have hair when he played? I watched all of the last dance. I don't remember him having hair.
Starting point is 00:04:12 He didn't have hair. He was like an opposite Samson. Yeah, where he had really long pubes, but no hair. That's part of Samson had no pubes. You need to register for it. I think they mentioned the pubes. I think they did. Did they?
Starting point is 00:04:30 No, because it's, that's a big part of it, right? When they introduced each character in the Bible, don't they mention what pubes? What? The way they're pubes is? Because you need to be able to imagine them. So yeah, I'm sure they did. You need to be able to imagine them.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Yeah. Cause those loin claws. Well, you can't imagine them swimming You're always imagining them swing inside the side and then you're like, if you're like setting some on a date or doing something, like what's your real life? He's really tall.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Hey, you too. Go on a date. He's really tall. He's, he has brown hair. His peep's are. Average, cute blanks. His peeps, he keeps him a little trim. Three quarter length.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I dreamed of, I dreamed of joke the other day. Like a baseball tee. Yeah. Wasn't it, wasn't it? Raglan sleeves. Raglan, Raglan pews. I love Raglan sleeves. I do too.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I think that's a very flattering cut. Although, they're not long enough for my taste. I'd prefer them to go to the wrist. Okay. Great. Um, I dreamed of joke the other day. I dreamed of joke the other day. Um, and I the other day. I dreamed a joke the other day. And I woke up and I was like,
Starting point is 00:05:28 well, I guess I gotta put it on Instagram. I guess I gotta. Because I dreamed it. I kept dreaming like, go, you remember this, remember this when you wake up. Yeah. And it was basically just like four pictures. One was, it was about sex in the city.
Starting point is 00:05:43 It was about Kim Kittroll. Are you dreamed of cartoon? It was, what, I dreamed of cartoon. Well, pictures. One was, it was about sex in the city. It was about Kim Kertal. Are you doing the cartoon? It was, what I dreamed of cartoon. Well, they know they were moving images actually, about 29.66. Four pictures. Yeah. No, but I, it was basically Kim Kertal saying she wasn't going to do sex in the city reboot. And then the article that said she agreed to do the sex in city reboot. And then I posted that terrible thing that everyone always posts of,
Starting point is 00:06:09 the 1980 fork quote of the government told you not to believe your eyes. I saw your joke and you know what? I was really surprised by this. That's where the session is very funny because. I think it's gone. It's gone. It was a story.
Starting point is 00:06:23 But here's the thing. You were surprised I was tweeting so I thought why the fuck is Scott making a joke? I honestly was like, first you posted the news and I went, real? And I went to what that was a sequence of four, but I didn't know whether it was good to see if it was you because I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:06:41 And then you posted the thing with her saying she would never do it. And then the thing where she says she will do it. Yeah. And then the quotes of the, what is it, the whatever, do you not believe your eyes? Yeah, it was a 1984 or something.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Yeah, which everyone is always using these days and it made me laugh in the dream to post that about something stupid. It was a valid joke and it was a funny joke. But it was so out of what you know, I'm yeah, like I'm like, wait, what? You don't typically get into this sort of pop culture comment. I know. Anyway, well, now that I'm off Twitter, I'm using Instagram for these types of jokes. And I, and it did not get the engagement I wanted to be honest.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Me too. And you know what? I posted a screen cap of my notes that I wrote down. The notes I gave you about your last bang bang. Yes. And I said, look at this. Do you believe this shit? I wrote it.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I had this weird dream and I wrote it down. I thought this is really funny. And then I forgot about it. And then I looked up the notes and it just said, animatronic Pillsbury, Doeboy doll. Funny. animatronic Hugh Grant doll. And I do and somehow go to connect it.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I don't remember. Well, okay. So you grant loves blow jobs. He probably was like, hey, it says sticky my dick. You do this. He lost it too. He got arrested. Yeah. That's the first thing I think of when I think of him.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I think of that. That should be the only thing you think of. Star of stage and screen and course padding to do. My favorite. No, he likes to stick his penis into sex workers now. This is what we have saying. What if he did it into the pillberry pill's great. Doboy stomach.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Okay. What if that's probably what you're thinking. What I was thinking because what I thought would be kind of funny is if an animatronic Q Grant walked up to the Pillsbury Doboy and used his animatronic finger to poke the animatronic Pillsbury Doboy and then they both said like I think in the dream I was. Do you think my accent if he had said, you, man, I thought we were past it.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I really thought we were past it. Like in the middle of songs he'd be like, you, whoo. Would that have been as popular as he? I think if. How popular as he. He did it a lot. He did it a lot.
Starting point is 00:09:00 But it did also sound more popular. Yeah. Well, it do mean popular as a call known. Yeah, it's well known, but I don't think people are like, I love when he goes he he. I remember being confused by shamon and then going like, still, it's pretty good. Then you saw sham. Wow. Yep.
Starting point is 00:09:15 And then I saw shamu. But if you were like, then it's gotta rest. Yeah. All right. So I think in the dream, it was definitely that I was, I was thinking there should be an animatronic Pillsbury Doeboy that you could poke in the stomach because they sell like a little doll of the Pillsbury Doeboy. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:32 But if you poke it stomach too hard, it never seals back up. What does the Doeboy say? A he-he? Seals back up. Yeah, I want an animatronic Pillsbury Doeboy that if you break through through the other side, it just like magically goes like uses a bus you I want that's something you want. Oh,
Starting point is 00:09:48 Oh, Oh, Oh, Three sit examples. Can we get to that? A bus technology in here? You don't want the more modern one? No, I want the old 40 rolls. The oldest thing Cameron.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Experiment with. But that would be good, wouldn't it? Yeah. A little, a little Pillsbury doughboy in a base. And then you can hook him in the stomach and he'll ask, I think that, that part I don't that you could like insult. I don't know. He just had to take it.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I don't know. I can't tell you. But I do have a vision of my head of a Hugh Grant head on like a sort of Chuckie body. And overall, little in the middle. Yeah. But he got much back. Yeah, wow.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Yeah. Back. He's got a very sad Hugh Grant face, hang dog face. So a Hugh Grant face on a Pillsbury body. No, a Chuckie body. Oh, a Chuckie body. Oh, okay. And a Chuckie body.
Starting point is 00:10:42 And a Chuckie body. Chuckie body. He's normal body. He's not a Chuckie body. He's not a Chuckie body. He's'm a Chuckie body. I'm a Chuckie body. Chuckie body. He's normal body. He's normal body. He's normal. He's normal body. He's normal body. He's normal body.
Starting point is 00:10:50 He's normal body. He's normal body. His normal body is like a double Chuckie. So, you think of yourself as like three Chuckies? Yeah. I'm three Chuckies. If you were on like, if you were like on a dating app, you're like, how tall are you? Like three Chuckies. What if Michael Jackson instead of going, he you were like on a dating app, you're like, how tall are you? Three Chuckies.
Starting point is 00:11:05 What if Michael Jackson instead of going, he went to who? To who? What if Michael Jackson instead of going, he went, ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. What if he said, very Christmas. I mean, it took it from Santa and then we went, I think it's kind of a Michael Jackson in a second.
Starting point is 00:11:19 What if Santa then was forced to go, he he. Yeah. Just treated up. He said great. What if? It could be good to make Santa say something else. At this point, at this point, it's a little time to him saying, oh, oh, oh, I'm I feel like we can't add anything to the canon because people are like, don't mess with it. We know what works. What if he was like, you know, after he delivers a presence and he goes, case closed. after he delivers a presence and he goes, case closed.
Starting point is 00:11:44 What do you think is the best way? How did you, I object. How did you learn about Santa? Just a, how did I learn about Santa? Yeah, I'm sure from the capitalism. I know because I'm like,
Starting point is 00:11:56 how, what capitalistic thing should I use to teach Holly about about Santa? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I do remember being five or six and I think my parents saying like by the way their Santa isn't real And I knew it by the way boiler alert. Yeah, by the way, we should put in a little But Santa brought you by there is a conversation about Santa that you should skip
Starting point is 00:12:20 If you some children do listen to the show. That's true But me knowing it in my heart already. That's good. Yeah. We have a six year old. Weird. Well, he's probably eight now. She, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:31 You better not be sitting anymore. She. But I knew it in my heart, but I still felt like I needed to be upset about it or something. So I was kind of like, oh, come on. Why were you lying to me? But I also knew it. I don't know. These were. I know. But I want to it. I don't know. These were great.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I know, but I want to get her excited for, she's just so little that it's now is the time to have some fun. And so I think we have to watch some movies. But I want to see the great depictions. Well, what about the ranking and bass stuff, I guess? Sam Claus is coming to town. We're not ranking Roger from general public. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Okay. RIP. You should definitely have them sing about it Finally I can rank a piece Well the English beat just bother you please let me rank But you had older siblings I did so that was probably a lot of it Was that me like Santa? I mean it must be I don't you could do that Santa I Just start saying it around Holly.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Yeah, I am definitely going to be saying it. Oh, Santa's going to be coming. Oh, we can see what's going on. I would just say the word Santa until Holly can say what are you talking about? Yeah, what is Santa? I don't remember learning about Santa. I do have the vague memory of kind of figuring it out. Like nobody, there's a lot of nobody spoiling the form. Context clues. Yeah, it was just like I got old enough and it was just like, oh, yeah, there was a lot of like, nobody spoiling the context. Yeah, it was just like I got old
Starting point is 00:13:47 enough and I was just like, Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, see, when I was in school, someone was called me that their older sibling told them, right, told my mom, my mom was really upset. And she really wanted to be the kid, for as long as posse blade, I knew the tooth fairy wasn't real, but I still liked the quarter. Yeah. And so then when my parents forgot, I like left it. My mom actually sewed me a pillow with a pocket for a tooth. That's so cute.
Starting point is 00:14:11 And smart, because it's easy to grab. Yeah, I feel like it's gruesome. And they forgot to do it on one of my last teeth and I was so upset. So they put the tooth back in. No, they just didn't put it in. You woke up and there's the tooth in there. The tooth was there and I was so upset. So they put the tooth back in. No, they just didn't put you. You woke up and there's the tooth in there. The tooth was there and I was like, hey! And then the fuck?
Starting point is 00:14:30 And then they're like, oh yeah, sorry. You know the tooth fairy isn't real. And I'm like, I know, but I want my corner. I want you to have to sneak in and get it. Are you gonna save Holly's teeth? No, I don't know about the saving. Some people do it. Are you gonna save that me, Steve?
Starting point is 00:14:43 I'm gonna eat them myself. I don't think I see here's the thing. You grow a two, three, and you're stomach? Yep. On one hand I'd go, no, I don't wanna save them. And they're gonna go, look, throw them out. Well, Teeve, they're a part of all. I know, it's kind of cute.
Starting point is 00:14:56 And it's also kind of amazing to see. I wonder what you can do with them. I wonder what kind of projects they have nowadays on Etsy with Teeve. You can put them in dolls. And it's fucking, it's really. It's so weird. it's really disturbing. That's too weird.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I'm talking more like on a chain or something. I would say look it up because. Or in like a little tube on a necklace. Yeah, go to Etsy or like one of those charm bracelets. Yeah, that's so gross. Like it's cannibal. Oh my God. But you can look them up on Etsy and there's doll,
Starting point is 00:15:21 you can make a doll with baby teeth in it. And they're're they're really creepy, but they're also pretty funny. Oh my God. I got to see that. I think it's crazy that we have we're born with all of our adult teeth and our baby teeth and they just like yeah, it's really weird. Oh, TV. I'm showing in any pictures. You just got one giant tube at TV. Um, shutting up from the bottom of her mouth, a toofy, um, a toofy, um, um, there's a lot of things that are really cute. You can do it.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah. The phone case with a smiling holly on it. Isn't that cute? It's very cute. It's a splurge. Um, there's a thing where you can put how much could it possibly be $50? Actually, I don't know because Mike Mike bought them, but it's from Case to Fire, which is not a cheap situation. It was a string.
Starting point is 00:16:10 But look, here's the thing where it shows like a... It's like, you put the baby's picture in the... There's a kid's picture in the middle. And there's these holes all around it in different sizes. And you put in what date they lost the tooth and put the tooth in there. Clean and wide. tooth in there. You know, it also is teeth and hair cut. So you're supposed to put their hair in there as well.
Starting point is 00:16:34 No, I think we should say one at a time. Let's do teeth. Let's do teeth. Let's do hair. Let's do our hair. But why mix them? No. Yeah. Come on. Even though they're kind of all made of the same thing, aren't they? You know all made of the same thing, aren't they? You know, when you think about it,
Starting point is 00:16:46 like we're constantly shedding skin cells, we're constantly shedding hair. Now, maybe we're shedding our teeth. I'm doing all of them. There's probably like a second one of us out there. If you put it all together. Oh, okay. If you put it all together.
Starting point is 00:16:58 So we should save everything and then we have, you know, two children, right, Lauren? Exactly. That's why we will not vacuum in our home. Because our skin cells are all in there. Because there's honestly so many options here that I'm kind of in work. In work, Christians, we're so pro-lifers. This is a great idea.
Starting point is 00:17:14 This is a tooth fairy pickup thing that you hang on the door. That's good. And it's a little wooden thing. That way you don't have to disturb the kid. Yes. Yeah. You put it on the door. But then I think, isn't the fun that it's a little. The That way you don't have to disturb the kid. Yes. Yeah. Put it on the door.
Starting point is 00:17:25 But I think isn't the fun that it's a deal? The fun is the sun to your pillow. Isn't the fun not to spend extra money on a thing? I mean, that one's $15. Did you ever $10? It has their name engraved. Did you ever catch your parents? I've got the dolls with the teeth.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Come on. I can't find it. Did I catch my parents? No, I never did. I never ever caught them. I don't remember ever catching them. Yeah. Crazy. Did I catch my parents? No, I never did. I never ever ever caught them. I don't remember ever catching them. Yeah. Crazy. You would think they would be like, I still can't catch them. My teeth are still falling out.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Yeah. They never stop. I keep regrowing them in your parents. No, I typed in tooth keepsake doll. And I'm not seeing anything yet. Keepsake out of there. Okay. Baby tooth doll. Yep. Okay. How about baby just baby? Look up just baby tooth doll. It's a fun.
Starting point is 00:18:10 On Etsy. Jason, baby. Yeah. I'm gonna need you to do the Googling on this one. But okay. What do you need? What do you need? Baby what's not happening here? Baby tooth doll with real teeth. But that's baby doll with real teeth. Okay. Real teeth. First thing that comes up is this insane picture of a gross thing. Is that it? Oh no, real teeth doll. That's it. Real teeth doll. This insane picture of a gross thing.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Is that it? I look, I don't know. Baby, I can't, this is too scary. Is this I'm too annoyed? Do I see this? No, I, there is, there is something, but then when I click on it, I, maybe I don't know how to do Etsy, like a million pictures come up. Goddamn, we'll get off of Etsy then.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Well, I love Etsy and I want to stay on it. I love it here. I never want to leave Etsy. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my. We have to stick right. Okay. Bye. And we're back. And Paul has been furiously on his phone looking for this thing. He's so upset.
Starting point is 00:19:39 I am furious. Like, furious style. Like, he's really upset. If I don't find it, no, I'll kill somebody. Do you hear Paul killed somebody just because he couldn't find it. He couldn't find it. Maybe doll with real. That was just being a song. I texted a link to both of you. Oh,, this is exciting. I have it. I do not disturb. Lauren's just flat out on her phone. That's not true. I just am. Okay. Whoa. Ew.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Oh no. Actually, it's what I'm barfled. So you know those ugly dolls, like that's what that's that's the form for that. Oh yeah. That's the thing that I that's the thing that came up. But they put real eyeballs that I don't like. Real eyeballs as well. Well, I mean, do you want to have you lost your baby eyeballs yet? And then the teeth are just my wisdom eyeballs are about to come in, which is going to hurt.
Starting point is 00:20:36 I really don't like this and I actually don't think there's any reason. And I think it should be illegal and I think we should stop parents from doing this. This is this is we should make laws truly What if you're not a parent? Oh, like if I said you can I have Holly's baby teeth to make one of these dolls? I would stop talking to you. What? What if I just said what? What if it was a mixture of Holly's baby teeth and Emmys baby teeth?
Starting point is 00:21:04 I would kill and my regular normal teeth and one of your and then see if you can guess. Okay, I need to pull one of Scott's teeth out with like a pliers with a pliers. Yeah, or he puts it on the hanger on the door. Yeah, he puts it in the hanger and gets the lotion or gets the lotion. Did you ever do the thing where you tied something to your tooth that was coming out like a string and a rock and I think with a break. Would that break?
Starting point is 00:21:28 No, my dad would grab a piece of Kleenex and then he'd just go grab my tooth out of my mouth and pull. Wow. I can just go, I can like taste the Kleenex and my teeth. And did you want it out or was he like, when it was like wiggling so much that it just won't fall out? I love that feeling though. The tooth, we glad to know.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I don't think I liked that. I haven't been able to feel it for so many, for decades at this point. You know, making it in the first? Yeah, you want us to make a teeth wiggle? Hey, you want me to make a teeth wiggle? It's like a set up that nobody would see coming. See a nice line of punts.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Step outside, I'll make your teeth wiggle. Hey, would you like me to make a teeth wiggle? Well, sure. What do you got? What do you got, sour candies? No, I'm going to punch your teeth until they wiggle. Hey, would you like me to make a teeth wiggle? Well, sure. What do you got? What do you got? Sour candies? No, I'm going to punch your teeth until they wiggle. Oh, he's somebody sour candy. It feels like he's going to be like, oh, they might teeth are wiggling. It's going crazy. So are you has going crazy? Has Holly lost her teeth? Nope. Are you going to do this? Are you going to do the same thing? Or you pull it out that way? Or are you going to find some other thing? I don't
Starting point is 00:22:23 see myself. Well, I guess I wouldn't I guess I'd be okay with doing that if she was ready for me to do that. When do your TV start falling out? Well, like, I remember this happening. It feels like seven, eight, five. Yeah. I think it can't happen. No, no, no, no, no, it's more like seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
Starting point is 00:22:39 nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine I was left seven, 12. And I remember them all falling up before that. So it can happen at six. Okay. Maybe I was a bad guy.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I think five might be a little early. Okay. I would like it if they fell out one at a time and in order. Yeah. I would like that too. But in the order that they fall out in. So whatever that means. I mean, like starting back to front.
Starting point is 00:23:03 So it goes and it goes like just all the way around. So at one point, you just have to have your mouth with tea. Yeah, exactly. All right. Oh, we're all make that happen. And they should fall out six at a time. Okay. Or the back teeth fall out first.
Starting point is 00:23:18 And then the back teeth roll back in. So that at a certain transition point, you have adult back teeth and a little baby teeth in the front. That would be really cute. It would be kind of... No, it would be cute. It would be cute the other way around if you had big, big buckwheat.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I don't know if there's any cute option. Buckwheat? Big buckwheats. No, he had the absence of teeth. What am I thinking? You're thinking of buck teeth. Buck teeth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Buckwheat. Yeah. Yeah. It had a big buckaroo teeth. Buckaroo butts, I teased. What are my favorite characters? I loved buck teeth. The cowboy.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah. Cowboy dentist. Buck teeth, the cowboy dentist with the big long teeth and the big rope made a floss. With the big long teeth and the rope road made a floss with the big long teeth and the road made a floss It's bug Teeth I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say wheat
Starting point is 00:24:13 With the big front teeth and the road made a floss it's bug We You know, we ate lunch right before we started recording and I thought that's going to interfere with our energy, but luckily it's making us go insane. Yeah, the good thing is I'm really tired and my eyes are shutting. Yeah. I ate a steak minutes ago. You did have a steak. I did.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That's why I wanted. You had a full steak along with a arugula salad kind of situation. I just got two sides of the arugula fennel lemon. And then you had a side of Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing. A side of Thanksgiving dinner. At a side of melatonin. I meant to get the salt and pepper chicken.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I got the fried chicken. I was happy. And I feel like I subconsciously did that. Yeah. Which ones better actually? Like your thumbs would not allow you to press the button of the healthier chicken. By the way, I've never used that feature
Starting point is 00:25:16 that you used last night. It was great. We're not doing an ad for Uber Eats right now. No, we're not. But it was a good feature. We all do that for tender greens though. It was a good feature that you sent out a link. I sent out a link.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I think it all add our order to it. Yeah. I liked that. I like to. Great. Hey, if Uber Eats wants to sponsor the show, I'm more than happy with it. We'd love to. Or tender greens.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Honestly, we have both. Yeah, they combined to make this powerful zoltron of lunch for us. It was delivered and it was cooked and both things came together. Tell me more about Zoltron. Maybe I'm thinking of Valtron, but maybe you are. But Zoltron's cool. Yeah. Who is Zoltron?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Let me look at it. Zoltron is from Big Big. Oh, no, Zoltron. Come on. Sorry. You guys, your race. Zoltron is an American rock music poster designer. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Of course. That's what I was thinking of. What? Wait, is... No, I'm thinking of something. I'm just talking like that. Zoltar, tell me my way. Shoe Zoltar. What is going on?
Starting point is 00:26:20 What's going on? It was all tar, it would go. Yeah. No, Zoltar is very scary, especially when you find out he's not plugged in. Yeah, what the fuck, man? Oh, that's gonna hurt me. Is he sentient then? Zoltar, is that what they're implying?
Starting point is 00:26:31 Is that he's? He sentient, he's just ahead. He's from hell? I think so. Why else would he do that? It's a good point. What a weird lesson to teach a kid who wished to be big. Because you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:26:43 What was the point of that? Old exercise. If he's not a demon from hell. I mean, he gets to have sex. Yeah, but then he traumatizes this woman who's committed to touch story rape. But she doesn't know that. She's just like, at the end, she finds out.
Starting point is 00:26:55 She finds out that she's a trend form into a little boy. Sort of heartwarming at that point. Oh, right. But the weirdest part of it is, is he's gone for. How long has he gone for eight years? Look, he's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone for a while because he fully gets a job. He's gone for a long time. And then, oh, he terrifies his mother. Yeah, his mother comes back and his mother is like, where were you for the last 20 years? Is that Mercedes Ruhel Oh yeah, whatever happened to Mercedes Ruel.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I don't know. I hope the family all went to therapy, but I hope that. I hope so. Well, you know, I don't. What if they didn't, they just bought a little one. Well, I don't think that he should even try to explain what really happened. I, well, everything sounds like a lot.
Starting point is 00:27:37 To pitch my big sequel, starring Colin Hanks. And it's called bigger. Yeah, okay. No, it's called bigger. Yeah, okay. No, it's called small. Gotta be called. It's called too big. It's called medium. No, it's probably the real way to do it is like his son wishes he was big.
Starting point is 00:27:57 And he's like, let me take you to the carnival. Well, it's like, let's not. No, his teen wolf, the dad is. We don't want to see that. What I'm saying is I want to see see but they both go in and they've swapped play. Yeah, let me finish. So they both go to the carnival. He's like son. I got a machine and we're going to be best buds now because we'll be the same age. And then Zoltar makes calling Hank small and then he has to hang out with his son for an entire summer.
Starting point is 00:28:28 And he's like, he has a paper out, he gets a paper out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's a good idea. He has chores, he has to, he has to go to bed. He gives himself chores. Yeah. He has to go to school, learn arithmetic. Well, sort of like a back to the future situation because it's like your hanging out here at your teenage mom. I want to see the psychological fallout of what happened.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Does penis grow that much between high school? Does penis grow that much between high school and calling it? It depends on if you're excited or not. You might be a penis if. Well, I just think his penis wouldn't get that small. Do they grow that much between me seeing Pamela Anderson or not. So when you see her, it's small and she walks away. Yeah, I don't want to go.
Starting point is 00:29:15 But because Elizabeth Perkins is still around, she's still around. I'm still around, right? Oh, Losea is not, not there. Do we want to get his bike on every this in this, if it's present day, of course he'd be dead. He was an old man then. But what if, so Colin Hanks is still around, and Tom Hanks is still around, have Colin Hanks wish he was older, and then he...
Starting point is 00:29:34 No, you don't, I don't want this movie. You don't want any wishes? No. The salt tar is right there though. No, the salt tar is gone to the dump. Guys, guys, guys, stop fighting and just make the movie. Trust in yourselves, it will be great without a script. Honestly, the only way to settle this,
Starting point is 00:29:52 argument is to start working together. I think so. I think so. And a great partnership is for you. I think that feels great. You're just, you're only interested in like an interior drama, where it's just the, examining the psychological ramifications.
Starting point is 00:30:08 You want any magic. I want to see the weirdness of them having to deal with it. And does the mother, has the mother accepted that it happened or is she still in denial about everything? Everyone has accepted that it happened. Everyone that was involved in this believes it. They know that it happened. So the mother, he walks home in a suit that's for a man. But that could have been murderers.
Starting point is 00:30:29 One of them. Yeah. Haven't you ever been kidnapped by someone and they put you in their big suit? He's defending. He's protecting the murderers. They just go just way. They murder. Hey, we took your clothes. They're gonna be murdered. They're all successful. It's actually creepy. They took his regular clothes and they're like fine fine Just wear one of ours back. We already ruined. We already ruined Your mother's back. Okay, so this is what the mother believes her mind snaps so she's going to say so she's A mother's mind has snapped within the first eight minutes of the film Elizabeth Perkins is becoming none because she cannot deal with what has happened Yeah, who else is in this? Those are the only ones that people that I could think of. Yeah. Yeah. Who else is in this?
Starting point is 00:31:05 Those are the only ones that people that I could think of. Yeah, it was a three-hander. What about his best friend? Oh, his best friend is there. His best friend is there. And his best friend has been trying to find Zoltar ever since then. Yeah. Cause he's like, I want to have sex too.
Starting point is 00:31:17 He's got a red yarnboard. I think their relationship probably changed a lot. He still has an head sex. He's waiting for Zoltar. He's waiting for his altar. I was called waiting for his altar. I think when the kid gets regular size again, the sequel to Bigg is called waiting for his altar. Strange choice.
Starting point is 00:31:43 And then how come they haven't made that into a musical yet big. Yeah, because it's already got a great song. Dating, deading, deading, deading, deading, deading, deading, deading. We're so big. We're so, we're the opposite of let aware. So big. I really don't want that to happen. But if they did, they'd have to do the like,
Starting point is 00:32:03 shimmy, shimmy, cocoa, puff, shimmy, sh shimmy right. Yeah, cocoa puffs. And that's like an eight minutes on cocoa pop cocoa pop. Okay, I don't know. Yeah, shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy right. How does it go? I'm at a girlfriend, a trisket. She said a trisket, a biscuit, a scream-sotted pop, which is very on the top. Oh, shimmy to walking down the street. 10 times a week. I meant it. I said it.
Starting point is 00:32:23 I stole your mama's credit, uh, sock me in the seventh term, more time it. I said it. I still remember, I was credit. Sock me in the seventh term or time. I don't know what you did. That was actually extremely close. Yeah, what is it? It was. It's from big. It is.
Starting point is 00:32:33 He and his best friends, how they prove when he's big, he comes up and he's like, I know. I know. Should be super big. Should be super big. Should be super big. The kids cry. Just what?
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah. One of my favorite, that's the only time that convention has worked for me. Yeah. Because it's a convention that they use a lot when you want to establish. I'm the only person who knows this thing. No, no, no. These people have known each other for a long time.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Yeah. And so they get, they see each other and they immediately go into some like elaborate choreographed thing or rhyme or whatever. Yeah. That one really works though because it feels really authentic. And part of it too is that Tom Hanks worked with the kid actor a lot and studied him and tried to act like him.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Which I was like, I also did the same thing before. He works with the shadow of the real part of the song. The kid actor had a strong accent, and so instead of having the kid speak differently, he adapted... Oh, that's why it's so bad. Ha, ha, ha! I haven't watched that movie since I was a teen, probably.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I've watched it since I came out. Not good. I like to... I remember thinking of the time, it was like an epic historical film. It's a, honestly, it's a great stunt. You know what I mean? Like that aspect of it is still, I think, very good. But I remember I did not see it in theaters.
Starting point is 00:33:54 This is when I was working a tower video. And when it finally came on VHS, I saw it. And on a 16 inch screen. Yeah, in the store. And I was like, this is bad. No, I think I brought it home and watched it. I kept it. No, that one I gave back.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Oh, that is for scum that you gave that one back. You hit it back in the stacks. Yeah, I hit all the copies so no one would find it. I turned them all backwards. All right. What? I'm not supposed to look at you. Don't look at me.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I told you we're into the podcast. We had a rule. We would look at. When we do the podcast, you don't look at me. We face away from each other. Yeah. Yeah. We're all three standing with our backs to each other.
Starting point is 00:34:42 We do this. By the way, we do this just standing, which I don't think people appreciate. Yeah, they don't get it all. Yeah, we always did super ego standing. Really? Yeah, I remember doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I don't know, I couldn't tell you, because we could easily have sat down. But I do remember once Jeremy Carter doing spontaneous nation and saying he can't improvise if he's sitting down. That's probably why. I would imagine that's why. I think for for I guess
Starting point is 00:35:06 for energy, but it actually I'm not shapping energy more. Yeah. Yeah. And also we couldn't see each other that well because we have these big shields. By the way, I saw the battling shields in front of the space goes down, down, baby, down, down, the roller coaster, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shemish, shemish shimmy shimmy rock shimmy shimmy cocoa pop shimmy shimmy rock I met a girlfriend a trisket she said a trisket a biscuit ice cream soda pop and then on the top Oh, Shalita walk into the street 10 times a week. I met it. I said it. I still want to almost credit I'm cool. I'm hot sucky when the summer three more times Now it's nice. We should all learn that and then if we're ever bigger. Yes
Starting point is 00:35:43 Now is that we should all learn that and then if we're ever bigger. Yes. Yeah. I think we should cut this out because then other people can use it. And yeah, trick us. Because someone is someone older than Jimmy. Jimmy. Go back. No, what was that?
Starting point is 00:35:57 Is that an existing thing or was a real? I think it's an existing thing. Is it so here? Let me, I mean, it exists, definitely. Well, because like, like, Nelly later uses some of that. What? Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Yeah, lighted up and take a puff as it to be now. Or so.
Starting point is 00:36:21 That's not it. Down, down, baby. Well, don't, baby. I mean, I don't know what's there's no way to find this out either. Unfortunately. Oh, wait, I gotta do. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it out. Scott, we need to get more. Okay. That kind of thing. I love it. I'll quit it.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Choose in my juice in my wrist. Did you find the answer, Lord? No, I'm reading the long. Get the juice out of your words. You're just reading. A blog post that is. Here God. I'm doing the rap. A weblog. 2009. Here's Tom Hanks doing the rap in 10,000.
Starting point is 00:37:11 9. So they say to you, one of they shout out, one of they asked for you back in which time? They yell at Wilson quite a bit from the cost. I feel like they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they say life was like a box of chocolate. Yeah, he said, they, they, they, they, say life was like a box of chocolate. He said
Starting point is 00:37:25 This is a lot of it. Hey, I got to tell you something I gotta ask you a question Here's my question You know my favorite movie or is it? Someone screamed like it was a funny thing to do. It was on the BBC. Oh, that makes sense. There's no comedy in English.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Sing the rap. Sing the rap. And they say, nice take it down Jonathan on the show. They say that. What a tight down to do the lap from big the last well it was actually it was actually a thing that my son learned at summer camp. We're looking for something if we're on the movies.
Starting point is 00:38:27 He knows it. Unless he's talking about Chen Hees. Wait, this is, it might be Chen Hees. And this is the original rap. Sweet sweet baby, sweet sweet, the lemmigre. Chin chimmy chimmy koka bop, Chin chimmy rock. Chin chimmy koka bop, Chin chimmy rock. I met a girlfriend in a trisket.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Cheese, a trisket, a trisket. I had scream sorta poppa down the top. Ooh, she'll later. Walk inisket. She's a trisket. I scream soda, pop a dent on the top. Ooh, she'll later walk and have the street. Ten times a week. I'm mad at you. I said it. I still know mom's credit. I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:38:52 I'm not a sucker. No, I'm sorry. That was one of the most charming things I've ever seen. Now do the drug lip rap. You got to see it. OK. Do the dupe, do pep stream back. So it was from summer camp.
Starting point is 00:39:07 From summer camp. I wonder which I bet it was Chatea's in that that it was. Cause it was 1988. Yeah, that's the film. Got him into doing rap music. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, cause he was like,
Starting point is 00:39:18 I can really hear a beat under this. Yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom. I could be like, I could be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, yeah, this is good. Yeah, that's good, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, We're talking about Instagram during the break. Yeah. And here's my problem. Yeah. I watch one Mr. Bean look in Motherfuckers video where he's doing magic. Yeah. And now it suggests all of them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Yeah. And by the way, Mike found the guy that I couldn't remember his name. I don't want to say his name again. Zulter? Mike found Zulter. Oh, this guy. Oh, this is a to go on Jesus Christ. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I got a phone. Can't choose. You see I look this hair. I've been working on this case for five years. I've died. I've had that question for five years. Oh my God. What are we watching?
Starting point is 00:40:20 Did we talk about this on a previous episode? Yeah, this is the guy where he would do that thing with his watch on his ankle and like tell the time with it. Oh, I don't remember. Oh God. Anyway, I'm not saying this name. Okay. Just wanted to say I found him.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Well. That's what I wanted to say. When I was a kid, there were bumper stickers that said I found it that were very popular. And I think they had some religious connotation. Like Jesus. Yeah, like Jesus. And they called him an it.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah. I feel like the Mr. Bean guy's gone away, maybe. Like I didn't click, I was like, when you say the Mr. Bean guy, you guys, he looks like Mr. Bean. He looks exactly like, but he's like Italian, and they call him the Italian Mr. Bean or something. And he looks exactly like him. And then every comment comment under he does these magic tricks with a crazy face and every comment underneath it is Mr. Bean
Starting point is 00:41:14 And now they just think that's all you want to see Now they think that's it because I clicked on one because I was like oh, how do you do that magic trick? And I kind of figured it out like I watched it three times now they're like well, I guess every video you want to see is this Italian Mr. Bean. That's weird. That's weird. That is weird. What are you looking at? I'm looking up. I found it. Oh, yeah. Cause it's three to time. I found it. I really, really found it. I found it. I really, really found it. So let's try it. Let's try it. Roll play this. Okay. You just have your natural reaction to me saying, I found it. Okay. Okay. I found it. Oh great. We found what?
Starting point is 00:41:52 A new life in Jesus Christ. Oh, I fucking got you. Oh, now you're a Christian. Oh shit. Is that how it works? Yep. Yeah. And if you're a cop, I have to tell you. Yeah, it's like when you smurn off ice someone. How do you wait? How do you smurn off ice someone?
Starting point is 00:42:09 I don't know this. You hand them a smurn off ice out of nowhere and then they have to take a knee and drink the entire thing. Yeah, when you get iced. You get iced. I haven't heard of it. You have to take a knee. 2005 much.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Hey, 2005 calls they want you to be present when you're there. What was I doing in 2005? I didn't know about this. Maybe it was late. Maybe years ago. 2010. Oh, it was a, no, I would say 2005. I was in college and that was a thing that was happening.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Okay. Look this up. Smirron off ice. What do you call it? Smirron off ice. You got it. you nailed it. No, but if I look icing You get ice ice bear bros ice ice baby smear not by icing people still do it now icing is a game I mean internet meme that was popular in 2010 Hey, I was doing
Starting point is 00:43:03 I was doing bang bang already. I was part of it. It wasn't to be icing. Bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bubba do, bub flatly denied. Oh my God. Let's take them to court. I need, I mean, I want to put them on the stand. Beyond the implicit slur on the beverage is taste. I doubt any alcoholic beverage company would want to be associated with a drinking game that stretches the boundaries of good taste and common sense like this one does. At the same time, the viral spread of the game has seen a boost in sales for the company. Oh, interesting. They only want to be associated with the viral spread of the game has seen a boost in sales for the company. Oh interesting They only want to be associated with the tasteful drinking games. Yeah, well, but what is it you have to you? Okay, they touched the bottle and then they have to drink the whole thing I
Starting point is 00:44:00 Believe so. Yeah, cool. We should play. It's really cool. Do you want to play this on the next episode? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give some delivered Play it. Yeah, I'm gonna ice you. By three smear enough ice. I think we shoot videos where we surprise each other with icing. And we're all wasted. That's good to me. It sounds great to me speaking of game. Yes. Three games on this show.
Starting point is 00:44:18 We don't do them. Okay. And this one I thought of the other day and I thought of it fondly. And I said, I want to get my pals to play this with me I love it. Yeah, it's called the jitterbug game the jitterbug game This is where we snap our fingers much like the road. Oh, here he is Here who is jitterbug Are the Italian mr. Bean
Starting point is 00:45:05 Are the Italian Mr. Bean? No even have to explain. I can't. He's the Italian Mr. Bean. Who cares? I can't, I can't listen. And is it the camera person that's going, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, now that I heard the audio, my phone's gonna go, oh, you wanna see that one? And it's gonna find it. That's why I wrote on your mirror in lipstick, welcome to the wonderful world of time, Mr. Bee.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Why did you put stick? Oh, just the right things on mirrors. You just carry it for that purpose. To welcome people to wonderful worlds. So the way we do this is we snap in time, like the song, wake me up before you go, go, by, bam! Yeah, bam!
Starting point is 00:45:52 And it starts with Jitterbug. Jitterbug. And so we have to think of three syllable phrases that will fit that rhythm. And we keep doing it until we stop doing it, which will be very soon. And somebody else will start, except me, because I always get the timing wrong at the beginning.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Okay, here we go. One, two, a one, two, three, and voting blocks. I didn't know it was going this way. Oh, I didn't either. Hold on, hold on, start over. One, two, a one, two, three, four, microphone. Martin Law. Mr. Mike.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Mr. Bean. Bean salad. Deadly. Pizza, bye. Pizza box. Pepper Jack. Cheese monster. Cheese monster. Cheese monster.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Sesame street. Sesame. Oscar of the Grouch. Grover of the Clown. Grover of the Clown. I like the cheese monster. I like the cheese monster. Okay, let's do it again.
Starting point is 00:47:24 New rule. Try to make a phrase that's never been said. Oh, okay. I don't know what that means. Let's try it. Do we have to do a Google search before we do it? No. Okay. Okay. Getting tired of snapping. We don't all have to do it. Oh, I have arthritic fingers. Okay. Oh, I was gonna give our three-dig fingers. Okay. Boba Lies. Boba Fett. No one's ever said that before, right?
Starting point is 00:47:51 Okay, but that's the second one! That's still, that's still, that's still good. Let's keep going. Okay, one, okay. I don't know. Dirty flag. Back to me, oh no, I thought we're here at you hearing you Pining man
Starting point is 00:48:11 Brain cloth Baby rock Coolam Coolam the gang Cool of the gang. Cool of the gang. I want my baby. It's cool of the gang. Okay, let's do it again.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Okay. Okay. Faddy belt. Bootsucker. Tasty toes. Little book. Little book. Not the most common.
Starting point is 00:48:56 But still. Probably only been said three times. Max. Little book. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. Ring of ice. Sweater bug. Al candy. Al candy. Al candy. Okay, yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Butternut. Butternut squash. I don't know. No. No. Okay. I think we did it. We had fun.
Starting point is 00:49:45 All right. Do we still have time? Why? Why didn't we know if we had to fill time? Do we have to make an announcement? Phil? Yeah, we're making an announcement. We never have to fill time.
Starting point is 00:49:54 We get to spend time together. Well. Well, we can spend time together off-bike. No. I'm so ready to spend this time together. I think it's time to go. I have a lot of things to do. a laugh with things. Let's promote things. Let's promote things.
Starting point is 00:50:06 When did this come out? Yeah, good question. I have the same question. If I had to guess two weeks from today. I'll fuck it. We have that much banked. One episode. Sure, we're really.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Listen, Sunday, July 9th at Lauddroom in Highland Park, here in Los Angeles, of Riot's Hope You you with Paul of Tomkins can be very fun. We're back there. What's going on with us? Can we watch succession after this one? Yeah, we're going to start succession from the first season. Good. And watch them all in one.
Starting point is 00:50:36 And watch them all in one night. So bring your pajamas and be tricky. I'm going to have a live show that I'm excited about. It doesn't have a date yet. But I'm about December 25th? It'll probably be Christmas day. No, but you know, keep your eyes peeled. I'm sure I'll announce it once I actually know, but please follow me on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Sure you will. Yeah. What do I? Please follow me on Instagram. I'm almost on Blue Sky now. The fuck is that? I saw you post about that. It's like early Twitter kind of. Okay. But now I can't get it in bite. You have to be invited. You have to be invited. And I can't invite anybody. I haven't been there long of. Okay. But now I can't get an invite. You have to be invited.
Starting point is 00:51:05 You have to be invited. And I can't invite anybody. I haven't been there long enough. Man. I don't want to go. I have to be a good little boy. All right. Um, by the county being being booked. Yeah. And then by that book, by the book, um, it's good. People like it. You look, you guys are New York Times best selling authors. That's really exciting. That's true. That's really exciting. And by default, you are too. And follow us on social media at 3DMUSA. Right to us at 3DMUSA at gmail.com. If you'd like to send us an idea for a preacher, like the kind of fun game that we just played.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Okay, well, I'll admit it, it's a game. Ah, oh my god, he had made it. If you want to call us and leave us a voicemail, maybe you need some advice. Maybe you'd like to do something different. Leave us an under 30 second voicemail when you call. If it's 31 seconds, though, Paul, is that okay? No, absolutely not. You have to leave out a time these 30 is the absolute cutoff. Really? Yes. Okay. Okay. So you want to call us at,
Starting point is 00:52:07 hagg claims eight. It's great. It's great. And then look, if you want ad free episodes of this, and you know you do, you know you do, you do little piss pigs. You dirty little piss pig. Um, go to Stitupremium or CBB world,
Starting point is 00:52:23 they both have the ad-free episodes and you don't have to listen us rambling on. Although, personally, I would listen to the ads because we do them so well. I love them. I love ads. Yeah. Advertisements, I call them.
Starting point is 00:52:34 All right, I'm calling my first minutes. Remember that show Admin? Yeah. Yeah, it was good. Yeah. All right. Goodbye. Bye.

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