Threedom - Corporate Lady How To Talk

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

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Do you remember commercials where you had to buy something on an 800 number? Yeah. And it was our gift to you. Yes. You get a piece of shit. Gift. I love the word gift.

I miss those days What I order things online anything before now TV? I mean, do you know what? It's been a while since I've seen one but they have them they kept that and I hope they still do They kept that blue screen at the end. Yeah with the yellow Number. Yeah. Yes for the longest time. That remained unchanged. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

I've told you about my Pilates teacher who goes, yes, three, two, one, yes! She goes, and there's three, yes, and there's two, yes! No, stop it! Pilates instructor. I like it. Not you, you like it. I like it, it's very encouraging.

I told her she's got great energy. That's niceive. I like it. Not you. You like it. I like it. It's very encouraging. I told her she's got creative energy. That's nice. Welcome to 3 to 1 poll. Lauren. I'm Scott.

Oh, hi. Can we please talk about the Golden Voyager, Lauren? The Golden Voyager came from space. I haven't been watching the Olympics really. Lauren, please don't let us. Well, it's over. And again, I didn't have time. Let us?

Yeah. Can we? Yeah. Please? OK. I've said yes like I didn't have time. Let us? Yeah. Can we? Yeah. Please? Okay. I've said yes like 10 times. I know.

So the end of the Olympics. Just tell me. We want to know. They close it out with a ceremony. And in this particular ceremony, a creature from outer space came, the golden voyager. There was an upside down piano player for a bit. I'm thinking of that. He was an upside down.

He was long ways. I'm thinking of that birthday boys sketch where it's like, Mitch is like a little guy who you get to like say the birthday kid's name as he sees like a little alien who like sings. I don't know the sketch at all. I don't know the sketch. I'm probably messing it up, but you could, it was like a thing where you call in and you like,

or you order him to like Make it you order him fill in the blank with a kid's name, right? It's like it was like happy birthday Paul or whatever. I'm whatever it was really cute It wasn't him, okay, this is a full-size person well, you know, you humanoid. We don't know. We never saw any skin. Kind of insectoid, you know? Yeah, I would say that. And came down from the sky to, I guess, cause the Olympics to happen. Then they stopped happening for thousands of years. He was there at the beginning? It seemed like he was there at the beginning. No, I mean the opening ceremony. No. Oh, okay. This is, okay, because I saw the closing ceremony. This is they're telling the story of the Olympics.

I just thought he was dancing around. They were telling a story. Is this really something that happened? Yeah. Yeah. That sounds really weird. Well, you're not high. This really happened.

Okay. So he comes down. You don't know if I'm high or not. I can, Lauren, I can always tell. I can always tell. How long have we known each other? I can always tell when you're high. How long have we known each other? I can always tell when you're high. How long have we known each other?

At least three weeks. We've done this a few times. So what if we taped these all in three weeks? These 200 episodes. I think I would be mentally ill. It feels like we're sort of mentally ill. So a little gold creature, insect creature, causes the Olympics to happen. Or sees it happening when they start doing it.

Then he just hangs around for a while. So he may be an observer. I think he's forbidden to interfere. But let me this then, because then the Olympics stop and they're laid dormant for a thousand years. Then he's like, hey, all you little hot mummies, you have to help me find the Olympic rings. And we got to get the Olympics back going.

So the rings were the only thing standing in the way of the Olympics happening. I think the rings were the sort of dinner bell for the Olympics to say, look, the rings are in the sky, time to do it again. It's all the sexy mummies find the rings, they find three rings, then other two ones just appear. all the sexy mummies find the rings. They find three rings. Other two ones just appear and then they go up in the sky. You see the mummies do this. Okay,

I just see this. Then they go up in the sky and then it's like Olympics time. There is a piano that's being played long ways in the sky. Long ways. It's at a, I guess a 90 degree. Was that how you play a piano? Oh, well, it's like a hot dog style. Well, it is, it is a vertical. Hot dog style. Hot dog style? Not hamburger style, hot dog style. When you fold something hot dog style, your hot dog style, you're folding it vertically.

Hamburger go like this, hot dog go like this. Okay. So it's hot dog style. What don't you understand? And you eat all your hot dogs vertically? I stand them up on the ground and I go. You eat all your hot dogs vertically? I put on gravity boots. I put the hot dog down on the ground. No, I dangle them from the ceiling and I chomp, chomp, chomp.

The hot dog piano player, his clothes were made of old VHS tapes. He's a hot dog? He's essentially, well, he's a hot dog piano player. He's hot dogging. And he's hot dogging. That's what I'm saying. He's a hot dog. He's a hot dog.

He's a hot dog. He's a hot dog. He's a hot dog. He's a hot dog. He's a hot dog. He's a hot dog? He's essentially, well, he's a hot dog piano player. He's hot dogging. And he's hot dogging. Yeah. If that's not hot dogging, I don't know what it is.

He's hot dogging, he's raw dogging, he's doing it up. He's beautiful. He's raw dogging the piano, he's playing it without gloves. No gloves. That's dangerous. To speak of. And his. But also sexy.

Oh my God, it was hot. Yeah. It felt better on the piano, I would imagine. And so then he slowly gets lowered back down into a pit. Into a pit. And then all these people, all these French people sing various French songs. Yeah.

This is so French, what you're describing. Why? And then- It kind of reminds me of that Just For Laughs creature where you're like, Yes, Vincent. I'm not sure about Vincent. You're not sure about Vincent?

No, isn't he gone? What is there not to be sure about? Isn't he what? Isn't he gone? No. He said, isn't sure about? Isn't he what? Isn't he gone? No, he said, isn't he God? Isn't he God? Isn't he God? What if that turned out to be the case?

I've been praying to him. I do pray to Vincent. I pray to him and shit comes true. Yeah, I'm like, please Vincent, let me go to just Paulino. I just thought that that character was kind of disturbing looking. Well, he had a very mischievous grin. What's disturbing about him? A big lumpy green goblin with red horns? was kind of disturbing looking. Well, he had a very mischievous brand.

A big lumpy green goblin with red horns. It reminds me of the, what was the name of those commercial, Muzzy. Do you remember the Muzzy commercials? No, Muzzy Star, the band? No, it was the 90s and it was commercials for Muzzy and Muzzy was a French learning program and she's playing, she's playing ma French learning program. And, je suis,

je suis Muzzy. And it was like, I've learned French just by watching these tapes. And there was this character and it was, I think you got like six tapes and you're, I guess you'd be fluent. ["Muzzy and Gondoland"] Une, deux, trois.

Is this it? This is Muzzy. Muzzy has a theme song? No, Muzzy commercial. It should be jumping right into the facts. Muzzy has a theme song? No, Muzzy commercial. It should be jumping right into the facts. Muzzy in Gondoland? No, what? French, Francais with subtitles, but this is-

Oh, but is Muzzy a show from France? Muzzy must be a thing. Cause Muzzy, go to the Muzzy commercial. Scabble whose- No! Laptop on the ground. She said, Muzzy be. She said, Muzzy be. Unto to.

Unto to. Muzzy must be a thing because this is like a 15 minute... That makes sense because I was like why is Muzzy this character? Muzzy, je suis le grand Muzzy. Is this what you remember? Yes, we love TV. Yes, that's French they're speaking and no, these children aren't French. Yes, that's French they're speaking and no, these children aren't French, they're American.

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Yeah, it's true. Have you seen this video that I think I posted? Or I definitely posted it. Will you please shut that the fuck up? This woman. Makes me not want to know English. I don't know how I'm gonna find this, but there's this woman who she's like,

she looks like that basically, and she's doing like different dial, like the manners of speaking, like basically being like traffic jam. And she's like, I might have those papers too by the time I'm done. Oh, I know exactly who you're talking about. It's so fucking funny.

Apple pie face. Yeah, she's like, she's like. She's like, she's like, she's like, I won't be able to have those papers papers until I die. I gotta find her. Could you tell him that papers are coming and that he has to sign them? Okay, goodbye. Should she have been on that?

It's so good. How would you ever find it? I'm just typing in words. Type in, Mush Mouth Lady, type in Mush Mouth. Yeah. Mush Mouth Lady. It's really good. She's telling you,

if you're gonna be in the corporate world, these are the ways you're not allowed to talk because you won't be taken seriously. All that comes up is fat Albert stuff. Try Traffic Jam Mouth Lady. If you put Mush Mouth Lady in there? Yes. I think I'm gonna find this.

Mash Mouth? What about Mash Mouth Lady? What about Corporate Lady How to Talk? Do da do da. Corporate Lady How to Talk, do da do da. Corporate lady how to talk, do da do da. Corporate lady how to talk, do da do da day. Da do da day. Mush mouth all the night, traffic jam at day.

How to talk to women in the office or workplace? No. Let's see, I want some tips. Say sweetheart. I have to talk to this woman in the workplace. Why it matters. Did you know that as of 2022, women constitute around 20% of the urban workforce in India?

That can't be true. Oh, sure, sure. And yet, stereotypes persist. Even though there's 20%, stereotypes persist. How to contact and talk to a successful business woman. Even though there's 20 percent. Stereotype percent. How to contact and talk to a successful businesswoman. Okay, let's... Lauren, what are you finding?

I'm not finding anything. I'm doing my best. What did you say? Lady 80s... Lady 80s... Ways of talking. Hello, I'm Lady 80s. Funny video.

I'm Lady's Wadies. God damn, that's showing up. Put in serious video. 80s tutorial. Ways of talking. Hello, I'm ladies. Funny video. I'm ladies, weighties. God damn, it's not showing up. 80s tutorial of speaking. What does a successful business woman look like?

Hmm. This is all about. Is that from My Fair Lady? I don't know how I'll find this. I really wish I could play this. What does a successful woman look like? I wish I could play this so bad. It's so funny.

How to start a conversation with a female colleague. How to start a conversation. I typed in lady how to talk on lady how to talk on Instagram and it's like some guy who's smiling. He's like how to talk to a narcissist, how to talk to someone you don't like. Well, here's the one you don't like. Number one, talk to them like you do. It's not about trying to win them over. It's winning the other people around you over.

See, people pay attention to what you're doing. They're watching you and listening to you. And they may not have the whole backstory. So don't lose your integrity just because of that other person. Number two, if you can't do that, go neutral. Put your emotions in a vacuum. That means you're not gonna cross your arms.

Shut up. I'm gonna cross my arms all I want. Shut up. If there was a going to cross your arms. Shut up. I'm going to cross my arms all I want. Shut up. If there was a law against crossing your arms, would you be able to not break the law? Wow, what a philosophical question. I don't know. Like, you couldn't even do it in your own home

in the privacy of your own bedroom. I might be able to do it. Deedah, OK, I'll stop looking. I wish I could remember some more of the terms that she used. Yeah, it was traffic jam was definitely one of them. She like traffic jam. She like, I had this. What was the point of it? I had those papers.

It was showing you how to do different ways of speaking. So it was like she would turn and she'd be like, she'd have her face to the side and then she would turn and go and it would say traffic jam at the bottom and she go. I'll be able to get those papers to you until soon until soon what is the traffic jam have to do with this it'd be like lazy tongue the traffic jam is she's trying to say the words all at all the same she'd be like lazy tongue and then she's like I really want to get those papers to you but I can't get those papers until when? But no one says traffic jam? No.

No, these are the little pet names for the types of speech. Oh, oh, oh, it's the pet names for the... Like, of the type of speech impediment or whatever. God, I got it. I kept wondering why you weren't saying traffic jam. No, no. And then she, what was another one? I mean, I feel like...

Did you think it was how to say traffic jam? Well, no, it sounded like that's what you were explaining. It'd be like... This is how to say things. So Well, no, it sounded like that's what you were explaining. It'd be like, it'd be like. This is how to say things. So traffic jam would come up. Oh no. And then she would say, then she would say, I want to get those papers to you.

It would be like. I'm like, you're not saying traffic jam. It would be like. It would be like tight lips. It's like, when do I do this paper shoot by Wednesday? It's all about papers. Was she saying there was a correct way to speak or? No, she's just showing you.

She was saying don't talk like this. She's just showing you like different problems people have. And she would say, this is the way, if you talk this way, this is what this indicates to the other people in the office. That you're flighty, that you're stupid. Yeah, there was one that was like cheerleader,

it was like, I wanna have those papers done, but I won't have them done until Wednesday. But look, papers are important. I can't, if we can't find this right now, I'm gonna kill myself. It's kind of driving me crazy. It is kind of driving me crazy. So what if you looked up traffic jam commercial?

Is it a commercial? Infomercial, traffic jam? How to speak. Like it has this little AI thing now on Instagram. I'm like, you should be able to find this. You were. Yeah, exactly. You fucking find this stupid commercial. Just come on, you skin job. I don't even know what that means. That's for Battlestar Galactic.

But I thought skin jobs were. Oh, no, it's fake skin over robots. They're siloed. Okay, here, I'll just send a, what is it, a BPA, what do you call it? I don't know. I want someone to help me get it. I'm going to send like an alert to my friends. Oh, APB. Yes.

Okay. A BOLO? I want to send a BPA, what do you call it? Hey, can somebody please find me that video of that woman where she's doing that 80s infomercial thing and she's showing all the funny ways that people talk, colon, traffic jam, comma, mush mouse. And you're just sending that out to all your contacts? Yeah.

Your entire contacts. People I haven't talked to in years. 10 X's? Yeah, I have a team that might be able to get that. 10 X's? I don't have 10 X's. How many X's do you have? Deedadedeedadedeedadoo not talking about that. Come on, list them. Come on, talk about them.

How many were there? How many X's do you think you have in your phone? He's got a hundred X's. How many X's? How many exes do you think you have in your phone? He's got a hundred exes. How many exes in my phone? Exes. Ooh. In my phone? Like in my contacts list.

No, who live in your phone? Like not my email. Like in my phone. You have their number. Phone numbers. Phone numbers. Email, of course, that's a different conversation. Oh man.

10 or more or less? Way less, one? Okay. I think one. How many, how about you? No, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Hold on. Two.

One passed away. Okay. I just keep, it's getting fucking weird. I think two. Let's keep it light. Let's away. Okay. Let's keep it light. It's getting fucking weird. I think two. Let's keep it light. Let's keep it light. Two.

I also have two. Let me look up to see if I have three. I have three. Three. Yeah. When do you start purging contacts from your phone? You know, every once in a while I'll do that. I do that too.

I'll go through and I'll just go, let's just get these names out of here. So if I'm typing a name, it's like, I'm not seeing this person I haven't talked to in 10 years. You drive me fucking crazy. I have all the people in my condo that were my neighbors. I still have all of them. Sometimes there's even like some, wait, that is weird.

And sometimes there's someone where it's like a celebrity and then I'll delete them. Cause I go, I haven't talked to this person forever. It'd be weird if I did text them. So let me just not even have this content available to me. Yeah. So then you get to the people you need to talk to faster when you're searching.

Yes. But I mean, we're just talking milliseconds being shaved off. That's life, baby. Wouldn't you like a few extra milliseconds of your life? Oh man, on my deathbed? Can I have those milliseconds back?

Delete contact. What did he say before he died? Delete contact? I don't really delete people who have died. I don't really delete people. I know, I have a couple and I always feel like I don't want to... Yeah, it feels a little... Also because if your texts... I was going to say final, but I was like, I think the other thing kind of...

If your text chain with them, if you delete their contact, wouldn't their name be gone on that text chain? Oh yeah, probably. Then you wouldn't be able to like have the context for the text chain. Yeah, I remember Cool Up was very upset when she got a new phone and thought her texts

with certain people were gone. Yeah. And then it was like, oh no, they saved them all. That's good. That would be sad. These are people that you hate, but that she likes. No, dead people. Certain people.

Dead friends, Paul. Yeah, I think- Have some respect. Why can't you say the names? Have some respect for the dead. Name them and shame them. Do you think they're being dead? Do you think if they made a new Sixth Sense,

Haley Jalosman would say, I see dead people's text messages? I think. By the way, I think they could make, I think it would be fun to see a Sixth Sense sequel with Haley Joel Osmond whose character can see dead people. Honestly, what happens to him later in the mod? Honestly, so interesting.

Talk to him about this because it should be a Cobra Kai thing where it's ruined his life. And he's like Teresa Caputo. Teresa Caputo! The Long Island Slug Maniac! The Long Island Slug Maniac! The Long Island Slug? What? The Long Island Slayer?

And he has a big wig on. And he's like, I see Chuck E. Cole. He's in drag. I really hope he's listening to this. Cole has been in drag for a long time. Slayer? And he has a big wig on. And he's like, I see so many people. He's in drag. I really hope he's listening to this. Cole has been in drag for 20 years.

H.J. is a listener, of course he's listening. I know, so I'm saying, I hope he likes this. But I think that, and you don't need Bruce Willis because he has moved on. He's moved on. His character, whose name escapes me. But then he could see him. He's moved on. His character, whose name escapes me. But then he could see him. He could see him.

Why would you remember his name? Cause I saw the movie a couple of times. Why would you get so obsessed? But you know what I mean? Was it such a recognizable name that we're like, you know what I mean? Well, he was the main character of the movie. Sure, but like, it's not like Jaws where it's like Quince.

But you know what? People are not saying his name because he's, let's face it, and spoiler alert, a ghost. Let's look up his name. Bruce Willis. Let's look up his name. I actually was doing that, and I typed in hilarious video of woman explaining speech impediments.

I just couldn't let it go. I was going to go type Bruce Willis's name. Wait, that's your search term? That's what I did search. Hilarious video. Hilarious video. Hilarious video. Hilarious video of woman explaining speech impediments.

All right. It did not work. Do you wanna play a game trying to figure out Bruce Willis's name? Well, the only way to win is not to play. Oh, damn it. Okay, I wanna play. I wanna play.

There it, I will tell you his last name is an animal Giraffe Fox His name is Fox is a good guess Joe giraffe wolf not wolf dog He's mr. Dalmatian, isn't he Mr. Dalmatian, I'll tell you it's a... Is it a Mr. Dalmatian? It's a bird. Sparrow. Crane.

No. Goose. Robin. No. Cardinal. No. Bluejay. I'll tell you, you can count these.

Duck. Goose. Goose. Some bands like to count. Crow. Yes. Malcolm Crow. Yes, you do know. Malcolm Crow. Malcolm Crow. Yes, you do know.

Malcolm Crow. How do you know Malcolm Crow? Dr. Malcolm Crow, of course. Dr. Malcolm Crow, of course. Oh, I love it. And Cole's last name I can't remember. Sear. Cole Sear.

The singular of Sears. Like as in seer. C-E-A-R. Oh, whoa. But that's definitely what they're going for. That's what they're going for. Seer. Like Crow, of course, Ghost.

All right. Can't see him. Mal, Evil. Right. Can't see him. Mal, evil. Crow. Calm. Come.

Come, evil. Crow, Ghost. Come, evil Crow. Come, evil Ghost. Well, no, you know what it is. Come, evil Crow. Come, evil Ghost. Crows befriend humans.

Yes. Or they sometimes become enemies. Well, we didn't know it was going to go with Cole Sear. That's right. But what about Cole because he's cool. And also his initials are C, C. He's like, I see dead people. I see dead people. C, S.

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because I also have no idea what she's referring to. And I don't know what this is either, so are you too crazy? I have another person I can ask. Okay, but you do what you can do. We need all hands on deck. That's all we can do is what we can do, you know? Yeah.

I'm texting somebody who did post it. Paul and Lauren are both texting people and they are hoping for an answer to this age old question. What is the video? And they're silently tapping their phones. Okay, I'm trying another source. Lauren's gone to the source. Trying another source.

This is a source that has shared this video. And we have DMed about it being funny. Oh, this sounds promising. So there's potential. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Oh, by the way, what did I send myself? I sent myself something that I wanted to. Believe? No, I wanted to play on the- I sent myself something I wanted to believe. Wanted to play on the show. I sent myself-

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Oh, I found it, I got it, I got it, yes! Oh! Do you wanna plug it in? I found it. How did you find it? Went to the IDM's with that guy. So you slid into this guy's DM's. Yeah, I was like, here's a funny video, bitch.

Okay, you're gonna love it. I was gonna get that report done as soon as possible, but hopefully it'll be on Tuesday, okay? There should be no problem in getting your order processed. Thank you. I was wondering if I could get the report to you on maybe Monday or Tuesday because I've been very busy right now and our computer system is done. Thank you very much. Okay, pause it one second. Would you please get that to Mr. Jones and would you please do that for me? Do that for me? I could just turn it off. I have to say that she, in addition to talking differently, she's using different words. Like when she's playing the dumber character, she's getting dumb things. Every, she's a different, incorrect person every time. Okay. And it says, I can drink a couple margaritas at lunch and be fine at work also.

Or don't as soon as possible, but I hopefully it'll be on Tuesday. Okay. There should be no problem in getting your order processed. There should be no problem in getting your order processed. Oh wait, but that's not the whole video, right? Maybe Monday or Tuesday, because I've been very busy right now, and our computer system is down. Our computer system is down. Thank you. But that's not the entire video.

What do you mean? Because she... What do I mean? I'll tell you what I mean. That's a funny clip version of it. You're right. You're right. Thank you. Now how do I find the rest? Thank you.

If I do a Google image search of that, that'd be a way to do it. Yeah. That's a way to do it. If I do it like that. Money for nothing and your chicks for free. That ain't working. That's the way you do it.

You play the guitar on the MTV. Da ba dee da dee da dee da dee. Da ba dee da dee da da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da dee the micro machine man yes by the way was because you sang the song you got a you got trouble right from the music man from that work trying out to bet now Paul this has two songs which relate to our interest music man of course which is the role you want to play indicated about the presence of the pool table. You can't do it with the shop or my friends. I'll do it with you. I'll show you my food place.

I'm going to put my department same as mine. I'm going to put the same things in the yard. I'll set the food in my hand and go to the club. I'll get a person that's cool. I think he's not. Yeah, but that's not good. So it's a, I don't know. I want to hear it slowed down.

I found the full video. I feel like he, well, let's let this video play. No. La la la la la. I saw Holly. Okay. So then he gives this guy the lyrics to Michael Jackson's bad. I think it's bad by the way.

So I want- Give it up to the first chorus there, okay. Your butt is mine, gonna tell you right. You show your face in the broad daylight, I'm telling you how I feel, gonna hurt your mind. Don't shoot to kill, come on, come on, lay it on me, alright. I'm giving you one on account of three- I can do that. I can do that.

I'm telling you just watch your mouth, I know you game, what about you? Well I say this guy's a limiting to me, that's really true, but my friend you see nothing, just wait till I get through, because I'm bad, bad, come on, come on. Bad, bad, really, really bad, you know I'm bad, I'm bad, you know, you know, very bad, really, really bad, you know, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad I know you game, what about you? Well, I say this guy's a limited to me. That's really true. But my friend, you see nothing. Just wait till I get through because I'm bad, bad. Come on, come on. Bad, bad, really, really bad. You know I'm bad. You know, you know, bad, bad, really, really bad. You know I'm bad.

I'm bad. Come on, come on. Bad, bad, really, really bad. Just tell you once again, who's bad? Who cares that he can say the lyrics. Why do they choose a song when choosing a speech or something, a famous speech would have made no sense. That's not what you're gonna do. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Four chords seven years ago. If you, if they pick a song, you want to hear him sing the song super fast. I personally want to hear him sing it super fast.

I wish he would have put out records where he was singing really bad. Maybe he was shy. I bet he was too shy. Because I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad. It's like, was too shy. Because I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad. It's like, I can do that. Mad, I'm mad, I'm mad. Let's all try to read the lyrics.

I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad. Your butt is mine. Try to read the lyrics. Bring up the lyrics. Bring up the lyrics and we'll all try to do it. Oh, so you can see my thumbs are really like, what fun it is to play with my thumbs. Okay.

Are your butt is mine, gonna tell you right? I'll just show you face in broad daylight. I'm gonna tell you who I feel gonna hurt your mind. Do a shoot to kill, shaman, shaman, lay it on me, all right? I'm giving you a deck count of three, just show yourself a let it be. I'm telling you, right now. Just show you face in broad daylight. I'm gonna tell you who I feel gonna hurt your mind. Do a shoot to kill, Shamone, Shamone. Lay it on me, all right? I'm giving you a deck count of three. Just show yourself and let it be. I'm telling you, just watch your mouth. Know your game, what your value is.

Tell you this guy's the limited me. That's really true. But my friend Yane said nothing. Just wait till I get through because I'm bad. I'm bad, Shamone. Shamone, Shamone, Shamone, Shamone. Okay. Paul?

You gonna do it? What am I gonna do do? The same. Same. So do a different song and we'll see if we can. We'll see if we can figure out what the song is. Oh, my God. OK. And then tell me a song. What song should I do? No, no. Do a different song of your own. I'm going to do that.

We'll try to figure out what it is. Listen to figure out what it is. OK, here we go. Looking out across the night in the city wings to sleep as I hear her voice shake my window, sweet seducing sighs get me out into the night time for a while. So homie we go. Looking out across the nighttime, the city wings to sleep beside here. Her voice shake my window, sweet seducing sighs get me out into the nighttime for a wallswept homey. If this town is just an apple, let me take a bite.

If they say why, why, tell me it's human nature. Why, why, does he look at me like this? Human nature. Why, why, tell me it's human nature. Why, why, why does he do me that way? Reaching out to touch a stranger, lecture guys are everywhere. See that girl she knows I'm watching.

She likes the way I stare. If they say why, why, why, tell me it's human nature. Why, why, why does she do that? That honestly is just as fast as that guy. That was, that's what I'm saying! He wasn't good. Paul, you pick a song. All right.

I think you're gonna get it right away. Okay. The idea also that you just say it robotic. Yeah. Just like, wow, that's impressive. I dreamed a dream and time gone by, I wanna hope that I'm not dreaming. I dreamed that love would never die,

I pray that God would stop forgiving. I was young and unafraid. I actually can't do it. Wow. I dreamed a dream of time gone by. Is that Michael Jackson? When I was young and unafraid and dreams were made and used and wasted, there was no risk of it to be paid.

No song, no wine, no taste. But the tiger's coming tonight. But the tiger's coming tonight. I didn't know that was happening. But the tiger's coming tonight. But the tiger's coming tonight. I didn't know that was happening. But the tiger's coming tonight. They have escaped from the zoo last night. And then the, I just have to say, for anyone who wants to look that up.

Yeah. Do you want to play more of your video, honey? It's called Sheer Indulgence. It's 1988, Sheer Indulgence's VHS. Is it on YouTube? Probably. Where are you seeing? I saw it on somebody's LinkedIn. I'm like, I don't know what.

What? Cause I did a screenshot to find it. I used Google image search. Yeah, here it is. Sheer Indulgence. Sheer indulgence. Sheer indulgence. Oh, here's one that says hairstyle tips for women in the workplace. I'll get it done for you. No problem.

I've got the same voices. I just go back and mess them up. And the softness and the curliness and the fullness is good. We wanted to give her something that was in proportion and balance for her body size. This is someone giving haircuts. It's also hairstyle tips for women in the workplace. They give her a curly mullet. Wait, sheer indulgence is a pantyhose.

Oh, awesome. Sheer indulgence, 1988 VHS. 1988. The curator shows three things. Someone who is not as intelligent as she wants to appear. Someone who's rushed, and someone who's exceptionally awkward no problem with this I want to know why the reports were not done in time I want to know where they are I

want to know why they were not done correctly report-based tips I was gonna get that report done as soon as possible what this person shows is unfortunately someone who's unintelligent someone who I was gonna get that report done as soon as possible. I feel like I'm on TV. What this person shows is unfortunately someone who's unintelligent. Someone who has no energy and someone who could not totally complete a job. There should be no problem in getting your order processed. Thank you.

Someone who's tight-lipped is someone who's not cooperative. Someone who doesn't want to work well with others. And someone who is very negative in their approach to communication. I was wondering if I could get to report you on maybe Monday or Tuesday because I've been very busy right now and our computer system is down. Thank you very much. This is my point about this. Yeah. Give me a point. She's adding like dumb things for her to say. She's adding like dumb things for her to say. Because I'd be very busy right now. Because the thing is, I'm very busy.

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We're back. We're back. We're back. And guess what? What, Paul? It's time to play a three-churn. What's a three-churn? A three-churn is a game that we like to play, also known as a buster.

Also known as a buster. This is an instant classic buster. We've only done this once before, I believe. Wow. And it was submitted by our ignorant friend, Michael Bliss. Here's what happens. Two people are playing against each other based on the knowledge of the third person. Persons one and two come up with a question to ask person three that they wouldn't know. The answer should be a number. Example, how many gallons of water are there in the Pacific Ocean?

Or how many lights are there on the Vegas Strip? Now this can be something none of us know as well. Exactly. We don't have to know. It probably should be. Person three locks in their answer before any other discussion occurs. They cannot alter their answer.

Persons one and two now play over under with what they think person three thinks is the answer. Is this getting confusing? No, I know. It's honestly too many words for what it is. You just say how many lights are in the Eiffel Tower, Scott says 5,000, you say I think it's more than that or I think it's less than that.

Yes, there we go. Yeah, great. And when they lock in the number, they save, or they save the number so that we can play over under. Yes, person three reveals their answer, whoever has the correct over under wins the round. That's what I'm saying is like, we're trying to guess without knowing the answer.

Right. Yes. Yes. Oh, and then the answer's revealed once you say over under and then we lock that in and then we say, the answer is da da da da da, and then we see who won. I think when we played it the last time, it didn't matter what the thought the other person thought. Oh wait. I would say we played it the last time, it didn't matter what the other person thought.

Oh, wait. I would say none of it matters. Or is it this? Oh. And of course we could read the instructions to find out, but I felt like it was getting confusing. Is it that I read- Thank you!

I read- That's so validating! Yes, like I would say how many lights are on the Eiffel Tower? I think it's 5,000. Scott says over under, Paul says over under. And then I Google it. It's not me reading a question,

then you guess, and then you say over under. It's like you both have to say over or under. Right. Well, this says, this says, should we have figured this out before we started recording? I think because we played it before we thought we knew it. I think this is what's great about the show. Persons wanting to play over under

with what they think person three thinks is the answer. What? That's hard to understand. But it says example, person was, person won. Person was. Person was. So person was, person is, person went. He's telling you're insuring the older.

I need those papers. But I'm just exaggerating. So how the hell would these papers, you gotta give me those papers before the night time comes. I was trying to get you the papers but I can't get them until I see them. The computer is down. I'm very busy right now. I've been very busy right now. I'm obsessed with this. I've historically been right now very busy.

Example, person one says person three thinks there are over 10 million gallons. Person two can accept that or can counter with a different number. Person three reveals their answer. So person three is keeping their answer in reserve and whoever's correct. Oh, I see. So how's the over or under part of it work out? I think we're overthinking this. Okay.

I think we're under thinking this. Is that how we play it? Should we real quick listen to the episode where we played it before? So it goes like this. How do we play this? Wait, just read the description of the person one says, person two says.

Person one and two come up with a question to ask. Person three locks in their answer. They cannot alter their answer. Now you're not revealing it at this point. Person one and two now play over under with what they think person three thinks is the answer. So no, it's what it is. It's you and I come up with a question.

Paul says he thinks it's 5,000. Then we both say, I think it's more. And you say, I think it's less. Then we find out what it is. That's how it works. That's not what this is saying. That is what that says. That is what it's saying, yeah.

No, it's not. Okay, say it again. Okay, person three locks in their answer. Post about this. Persons one and two now play over under with what they think person three thinks is the answer. Okay, that makes, that's to your point. But then it says person three reveals their answer.

Why, but how could I ever say? It must be reveals the, not their answer. The answer. That's the problem. That's the problem. And that's why typos are really important to catch. Michael, tsk tsk tsk. You see how much time we wasted? I'm going to change that in the actual document.

That's smart, because next time we all will have the same conversation. I'm going to put the correct answer. Oh, I thought you were going to put tsk tsk tsk in there. Tsk tsk tsk. Yes, hopefully he sees our shared Google Doc. OK, all right, let's do this. Who wants to think of a question?

I wanna think of a question. That sounds great. That sounds great. So wait, you and I think of a question for Paul. Oh yeah, okay. What about, what if it was like, Paul don't lose. What if it was like, Paul don't lose. What if it was like, how many teeth are in the human head? How many X's does Lauren have?

How many X's are in my phone? How many teeth are in the human head? That's easy, isn't it? Do you know? Yeah. Do you know? Do you not know? I think I know, but I don't know if I'm right.

Let's all say what it is. Sometimes I confuse it with the number of letters in the alphabet. I think it's 32. I think it's, I always thought it was 34. It's 32. Well then I guess I knew it. And you didn't, so you're fucking cockamamie. I have two extra teeth.

In your butt hole? Yeah. Is that what the movie Teeth is about? Protecting it. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Why don't you think of the question for Paul

and we both play against Paul, then I'll think of the question for you and you know what I mean, we'll go clockwise. Okay, how many- So you- I'm sorry. I don't think we need to talk about how the game works anymore.

Yeah. How many number one hits did Celine, does Celine Dion have? Wow, okay. So then I think of my number, what I think it is, and eventually I will look it up the actual list. Yeah, and you tell us what you think it is. You tell us what you think it is

and we'll say over or under. Okay. I'm gonna say it's, I'm gonna say she has 15. 15. All right. I think over. This is definitely under. Definitely under? You're saying number one.

Are we talking billboard, billboard hot 100 hits? That's what you're implying. I guess I'll stick with my answer. I know she has, I know she has one. She maybe would have one more, but there's no way she has she has more than 15. Okay. I guess you're right. Well, I don't know.

No, I think you're right. I think top 10. You're talking more than 15. Let's say top 10. No. How come it's not just an immediate answer? Okay, I'll look at it. Oh, wow.

Guess what? Who said under? Him. I did. She's only had one. Four. Wow, he was right. All right. The power of love, because you loved me,

my heart will go on, natch. And I'm your angel. With R. Kelly. I'm your angel. It's. Kelly. I'm your angel. It's hard to believe a few of her other songs didn't hit number one. It's all coming back to me now. Stuck at number two for five weeks.

Wow. And her version of Eric Carman's All By Myself hit a log jam at number four for many weeks. Wow. Okay. All right. And that's how you play. So let's keep going.

That's how we play. Now Scott and Paul come up with a question. Well, I come up with a question for you because we're going clockwise. You came up with a question. Thank you. Yes. All right. Here we go.

Thank you. I come up with a question for little Lauren. Yes. Triple L. They call me Triple L. Because I'm little. I'm Lord. I'm a lessable look.

All right. Am I kind of the person do I want to say? How many little, little, little? How many? I need to get those papers to see how many kind of little, little, little. Papers. Papers!

How many lakes are there in the United States? You know what? The United States, dear! I always thought I had my fingers in the lead. Or leave it! In the United Witch? In the what states? The United States. Ooh. The United States, dear. I had my finger in the air. Or leave it. In the United Witch? In the what states?

Okay, how many lakes are in the United States? Lakes. Lakes. Lakes. Why do you kill? I'm gonna say. Shhh. Shhh.

Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. I'm gonna say. Shhh. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. Shut up. I'm gonna say. Tonight I'm gonna see my love tonight. I'm going to subscribe to see. I'm going to subscribe to see. When you're dead you're dead all the way. Should be in the Guinness book.

I'm kind of, I'm thinking of a lot of different numbers. I'm gonna make a choice. You're thinking of a lot of different numbers. I'm'm gonna make a choice. You're thinking of a lot of different numbers. I'm gonna stick with a number that I'm gonna just stick with. Great idea. I'm gonna say. I hope this is something we can look up. A lake is not a pond.

A lake is a lake. It's also a great catch. I'm gonna say 50. Okay. I'm gonna say. Well, I think it goes to me because it's, it's a right clockwise. I'm going to say over. I'm going to say over to now. Then do we have to put a number on it? Yes. Do we have to put a ring on it? Cause you can't force someone to say under if they believe it's over. So now since we

both sit over, I think then we should have to put a number. This would be like a side bet. Okay, you both pick a number. You said, how many? I said 50. I'm gonna say 7,000. I'm gonna say 6,000. Okay.

The answer is 3 million. 6,000. Okay. The answer is three million. Scott, you won. Congrats. Congrats. I just didn't know anything to be called a lake. Three million. I mean, I knew 50 was low.

It says the majority of them are located in Alaska are the results of seasonal snowmelt. So that's a little bit dicey, but still it's a lot more than I thought. Wait, and they're the result of what? Snow melting? Yeah, but okay, a few years ago NASA used satellite photography to count 117 million lakes on Earth. And then it tallies, hold on, it tallies 123,439 lakes

in the US alone. So three million's insane, but 123,000 lakes. Now I felt like, with everything we called a lake, I mean, that's where I started to get a little confused. And I felt like some states might not even have one. Like a Delaware or something. A lot of others can't be considered a lake. A lot of these are considered ponds. All right, now I think of a question for you.

Now you think of a question for me, yeah. But yeah, I feel really stupid. Don't. No, it's great. You both are stupid too. It was way more than you said. Oh, totally. I was thinking there'd be like... I never called you stupid. I don't know why you're getting so defensive with me. Because I'm trying to think of like how many lakes are in California.

Lake Elsinore. That's a great point. I could have started there and gotten a little. The lake up by... Big Bear Lake. Up by Builton? Lake Arrowhead has a lake. Yeah, Lake Arrowhead, yeah. So there's like...

Michigan has probably... Lake Big Bear. 50 lakes in it, just by itself. Lake Sacramento. Yeah, I fucked up, okay? I'll take a lashing. I'll take my lashings. Six of thes. Whoops. Six of the best.

Okay. All right, Scott. Now you come up with a question. How many inductees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are dead? What? Are dead. Wow. Okay. are dead, wow. Do do do do do. Okay, so.

Do do. Do do. Do do. Do do. Do do do do. Do do do do. Do do do do. Do do do do do.

When you're a jet, you're a jet. All the way from your first cigarette to your I'm not gonna tell you my line of thinking, I'm just gonna give you a number. I don't care. Okay. About what, my line of thinking or the fact that I'm not going to tell you my line of thinking, I'm just gonna give you a number. I don't care. About what, my line of thinking or the fact that I'm not going to tell you? The fact that you didn't kill your wife.

All right, Tommy. I also didn't kill my wife. We have that in common. That's what- Do you wanna go out for a drink? That would have been a better line. Me neither. 175. 175! 175!

I'm sorry, what? People who are dead in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Huh? What do you- Inductees. Okay, I'm gonna say it- it- when did the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame begin? None of your fucking business.

Um... That's between me and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame begin? None of your fucking business. That's between me and the Rock Hall of Fame. I guess it's between Rock and Roll began, which should be at the 50s. Which by the way, they invited us to go there on tour and a couple of people did. And we have, I went two years ago, so I did not go again, but very nice of the listeners. Absolutely.

Thank you very much. Yes. I'm gonna say under. You say under 175. Yeah. Ah. I'm gonna say over. I have no idea how many people are in the rock and roll.

Me neither. They put a lot in there, more than you can think. How many? Well, does that include like members of the band? Yeah. All right, I'm still gonna say under, I'll just say under. Oh, so the answer doesn't come right up. Well, cause it's not a really popular question.

It should be. Right, I wanna know how many of these guys are dead. Sure. I mean, there's a complete list. Count them. How many inductees are there? How many inductees there are? I wish that it would count the inductees. What if they haven't been keeping track?

There's people in there twice. Let me just say how many inductees in the Rock Hall of Fame. How many are these? 378. Wow, so 135 being dead. That's too many. That's a lot.

Although this is, we're talking to all the people from the 50s. Fats Domino, how many? Clarence, Gatemouth, Brown. Dead, inductees in the rock wall. Muddy washers. I think we need a new question. Yeah, unfortunately we cannot,

I would have to go and go on everyone's Wikipedia page and see if they're dead or not. I thought you were gonna say I'd have to go and kill 175 people. Unfortunately, we cannot, but you know, what would have been a great question is how many inductees are there? What about how many posthumous,

if you use the word posthumous. Posthumous, boy. Inductees. Like be all fancy. Yeah. Well, that's, I mean, that implies that they got in after they died, but. Which, yeah, I think most of them probably did, right?

I don't know. I mean, Elvis obviously did and all that. I don't know. Obviously. Who knows? Obviously, obviously. Do you wanna do a new question? New question. New rules. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. Who's the only woman in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice? Stevie Nicks. Tina Turner. Stevie Nicks.

And? Carole King. And Tina Turner. What? I don't know why it was faced like that. That was wild. Yep. They're all in it twice.

All right, new question. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. New question. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. You don't know of this? Alright. Da da da. Oh da da da da da. I'm going to use that nose cleaner thing that we got. Yeah. I always have stuffy nose. And I had that surgery years ago.

How many pennies are in circulation in the United States? Okay. How many pennies are in circulation in the United States? I'm an interesting guy. Interesting. Okay, I will say, because they have to retire some. Oh, I was six months away from retirement.

And then what happened? You became a penny? Yep. They should put the old pennies in floors. I like when floors have penny floors. I'm gonna say. I haven't seen a penny floor. You never seen that?

No. Like at like a restaurant or a hotel or something? No. Oh. I'm gonna say three and a half million. Wow. Three and a half million. Okay.

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say under. Under three and a half million? Lauren, what do you say? I'm gonna say under. You can even get tile sheets of US copper pennies on Etsy to make your own floor. I'm not gonna make a floor. I'll be honest with you.

You're not gonna make a floor? I'll be honest with you, I'm not gonna make a floor. You can do whatever you want with it. Okay, so you both said under. So I'm gonna say one and a half million. I'm gonna say three million. Okay, Lauren, you win because there are 130 billion pennies.

Oh! Oh! We're so dumb. It's probably like $30. What? I mean, it's not, but I'm saying it's probably like. Billion, I thought they were phasing it out. I initially was gonna say a billion.

But how many did you say? 130 billion. That's so, 130 billion is. That's too many pennies in my opinion. That's weighing down the earth. Yes! We're sinking. That's bad. The earth is sinking. That's why many pennies in my... That's weighing down the earth. Yes! We're sinking. That's bad.

The earth is sinking. That's why climate change. That's why climate change. It's all because of it. There's too many pennies. There's too many pennies. They're reflecting the sun and the snow is at fault. You have to fill the papers because there's so many pennies the earth is being weighed

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