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Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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mean, you're not listening to anything else. This podcast is a certain agenda is a freedom. I'm dealing with post nasal drip, which of course, you know, I'm dealing with pre nasal drip. It's coming any second now. Yeah Oh, there it is pre nasal drip bloop Why it's very annoying because you know, I was sick last week, right? It's not covid right and then this is the like last remaining like thing that wants to happen inside of my body And it's very annoying. Well, I mean you're also pregnant. Well, okay, I just mean my nose. I'm not pregnant.

You do have one remaining thing in your body that is happening. There's also this thing called pregnancy rhinitis where you can have a stuffy nose for no reason which I have had a lot of. It's really annoying. Wait, is rhinitis, is that a fancy term for stuffy nose? Yeah. Yeah. It's so crazy that anything related to the nose. They call it rhino stuff

It's like it's like oh my god stop insulting me. Yeah, cuz it's fucking On my fucking face that guy became which came first Right no Rhino for nose or Rhino for the month for that Monster you know monsters rhinoceroses just may as well be monster some animals are absolutely monster. Yeah rhinoc monsters? Rhinoceroses? Animals just may as well be monsters. Some animals are absolutely monsters. Oh yeah. Rhinoceroses? Yes. That's one. Tarantulas.

Giraffe. Giraffe? Monsters. They're beautiful but monsters. Beautiful monsters. Yeah. Beautiful monsters exist. Beautiful monsters like the Jinx. Robert Durst. He's a monster. I always think about that and go, those people making that documentary must have just been

crying with excitement. Fist pumping. When he is in the bathroom saying he did it. Like that's the best fucking shit. But then I heard that was kind of fabricated. Don't do this to me. I'm sorry. I want you to know the truth. I heard he is AI. So nobody ever got murdered.

This guy just this was a fun character they created. A couple of weeks ago, I went- About 14 days? Less, less, less. A week ago, we went on a baby moon trip. Oh, where'd you go? We went to Santa Barbara, but we were also going- We just went there yesterday all weekend. Oh really?

Yeah. We just went there yesterday all weekend. Yep. The fuck happened to you just now? Let's share about that I I was there for the Santa Barbara International Film Festival because I had a film in the festival called another happy day What you were there for Smith? Yes, and then we made it a baby moon because I was looking to schedule a baby moon And I was like

It's getting too close to the wire. I can't be better. Can't do I gotta make this one. I'm gonna make it better Yeah, one thing one thing thing. And it was great. And we went to the zoo. And that's why I was thinking that. Oh yeah, we went to the zoo. There. Did you go this time? It's a good zoo.

We passed it and Cool Up said to me, why did we go to the zoo that time? And I said, I don't fucking know. Right before you have a kid. Why did we? Is that because you're saying you didn't have a kid? No, we just, we were, yeah, we didn't have a kid. But it was really, I mean, it was 20 some odd years ago.

And we were like, why did we go to the zoo? I would go to the zoo in another city. That's like fun. But I- You did, in fact. Well, I did. Well, now I have to. Had you just seen Rocky?

It's mandated. You have to go to the zoo every city you go? I have a toddler with me. Oh no, you legally have to go to the zoo? I legally have to take care of the zoo. Oh, so wait, this is with Holly. Yeah, we did a whole thing. We have nobody to take care of her if we were to.

I would. People refuse, right? They're like, uh-uh. We like being with her. You know, it's really, because a few people were very like, you brought your baby on your baby, and I was like, what else am I supposed to do?

I mean, this is, first of all, this is what's going on. We already have one, so. Second of all, I like her, and I want to show her other places and she had a great time she actually loved the trip so much we rented an Airbnb and she was like running around the whole time chasing Franny our dog and it was like you brought the dogs too this is we did that's weird that's weird they did the whole thing and she was she when we was time ago she said I don't want to go

home I love the trip so much that's sweet sweet. And the festival was also very good. What if you said, that's great, because we're living here now, which you then say, OK, find your own way home. I think she would be fine with it. Just leave her there. But it was a great weekend. It was really nice. We did like four nights and how many days? One one day.

You just kept coming home and going back to for the night. And I would wait outside the city limits. I popped out to do these festival Q&A is and whatnot, which was really fun. What questions were you asked? Well, I was asked many questions, but how do you memorize all the lines? Yeah, a lot of people wondering that and they just did not understand. The movie is a postpartum depression comedy. And so a lot of the conversation is surrounding postpartum depression comedy and so a lot of the conversation is surrounding postpartum depression but a lot of people sharing

from the audience which is really their own story. Yeah. Were there people that saw you pregnant and they said you how did you... You're lying! You don't know what it is. There was actually a lot of, oh, now you're about to see what, I'm like, easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.

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Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Can I tell you about one time I had an audition at the Happy Madison studios or whatever, and I forget what it was for. Was it for that? It was to play Happy Gilbert. It was for the TV show, Gay Robot. That was a show?

Nick Swartz and Nick's show. Wait, was that a, it was made or was it pilot? I don't remember if it was made. I think it was. I don't know. Oh, it's a movie. This was the pilot. It was something he was doing in his act.

Yes. Yeah. He would do the character. This was a pilot. I see, I see. It looks like it was a pilot. When I got there, the... Oh, good.

Thank you for the confirmation. And it didn't continue on to be a series. Oh, wait. I have some new information. This was a pilot. Well, they always list a pilot as a TV movie, which I find very weird. I auditioned for this.

Even after I was kind of told, like the audition was a mere formality. Oh, meaning that they were gonna give you the part. Not that it was like, we're obligated to audition you, but you're never gonna get the part. Yeah, it was like, no, no, no. This is like, yeah, don't worry about it.

And then of course I did not get the part. Love that. But I remember being in the waiting room. Of course, why do people open their mouths? Why say it? Everyone's already saying it's you. Everyone's talking about how it's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, great. Yeah. And then I don't get it. Oh, why did anyone say that? Oh, I forgot, other people were also talking about this other person. Yeah. And they were the ones who make the decision, so yeah.

I would, not to interject, but I will. But here we go. But I hated Not to interject, but I will. But here we go. But I hated when people would do that around me where they would like promise people jobs. It's crazy. It was so early. So to the point where I do the opposite, where I'm always like-

You'll never get this. I'm actually going- You'll never work for me. You're a terrible actor. I hate your work. No, but I had friends who would do that all the time, where it was like, oh, your show is ordered. And then they go, Hey, you're going to work for me. You're going to work for me. You're going to work for me. You're going to work for me. And then,

and then you get the budget and it's like, you can only afford it. And then, and then they would never talk to the person that they said they were going to hire. And the person's always like, why? Yeah, it's so weird. Yeah. Well, anyway, so I'm in the, I get to the waiting room and it's full of people and there's nowhere to sit. And there was technically one place you could sit, but a dog was sitting there. What, who's? Adam Sandler's, it was Meatball.

Oh, okay. He should have a chair. Was that like a test of like, if you tell Meatball to get off the chair, then you have the part? Can you imagine going in and telling someone else's dog to move? Yeah, to the dog itself. Like not going to the person in the office, but hey, get out of there. Get down, get down.

That would be a test of being an asshole. But you would have gotten the part if you'd done it. Unless, yeah, because they would have respected me as an alpha male. Unless the test was, will he do it? They'd be like, oh my God, he'll do it. He'll do that to us if we don't hire him. Do you want to be an executive prison credit? So then what happened? God, he'll do that to us. If we don't hire him, you want to be an executive prison credit.

So then what happened? So then I auditioned. It did not go well and I did not get the role. So then what happened? So then they didn't. This show did not go and I guess why? Because it should have been me. But then what happened?

Then catch us up to now. Like every day. Oh, I went to sleep. Okay. I woke up three weeks ago. Oh, you were in a coma? It took way less time. Oh, my coma.

You did so many three times. I'm going to go to my coma. I think he's talking about his girlfriend, but he keeps calling her a coma. Oh no, she's just in a coma. Girlfriend in a coma. Girlfriend in a coma. Oh no, she's just in a coma. Girlfriend in a coma. Girlfriend in a coma. Guma in a coma. How was?

Guma in a coma. I know, I know. Oh Morrissey, we know you suck now, but please, can you do a parody of your own song, Guma in a coma? Please, please. What did you do in Santa Barbara? We just, it was a total like,

let's get away for a couple of days because I can't sleep Why? Because you know how previously on 3d and we talked about how we take turns Monitoring the baby when it's my turn. I turned down the monitor really low because anything will wake me up And I don't want to wake cool up From the room monitors taking care of it. Why do you have to? Know but I turn it down so low because any noise, no matter how low, will wake me up.

I don't want Cool Up to be walking up. Where? Goo! But when Cool Up, it's her turn. She turns it up all the way because she sleeps so deeply that she needs it. This is not a good system. I think you gotta figure this out.

You need separate bedrooms, down-to-habit style. So, pretty much every single day I'm woken up. But she was just like, you're really tired. Yeah, I know, but I'm glad about it. Sometimes by light, sometimes by sound. It's like every single day I get woken up. I know, and you think, like, can I just not? Couldn't I just skip one day?

Can I, oh, can you fucking imagine? I have the worst snoring right now. Skip a day, just be asleep for one whole day. I was thinking about when I was sick or would pretend to be sick when I was young. School's not that bad, but it would just like- Oh, it'd be amazing to not go. But just thinking about it when I was like-

I encounter that it is that bad. Yeah, it's like it sucks. It sucks. It's like when you're a kid. School famously sucks. I'm saying when you're five or six. Cause I remember one time- Even that sucks. It's like when you're a kid. If it's school, famously, sucks. It sucks. I'm saying when you're five or six. Cause I remember, I remember one time. Even that sucks.

Yeah. I remember one time just pretending to have laryngitis. Ha ha ha! And. When you were that young? When I was six. I have laryngitis. I would be like, I can't talk.

Just so I can skip school and watch TV all day. Yes. That's great. And I remember the, I'm sure I've talked about this, but I'm not gonna apologize for it, but the PBS pledge drive was on. Mm's great. And I remember the the I'm sure I've talked about this, but I'm not going to apologize for it. But the PBS pledge drive was on and the best I remember them saying, like, you have to call in. You have to call in. Wikipedia is like headlines are the new PBS drive. But as a bit, I shouted to my

mom in the kitchen. I'm like, we have to call in. And she came and she said, what happened to your voice? That's so funny. As if she didn't already like, we have to call in. And she came and she said, what happened to your voice? That's so funny. As if she didn't already know. We have to save them. But it's so funny to like get to catch you. Like that's so, so fun. But a belated congratulations. You played yourself. Thank you so much. I just want to say I have the worst snores in the world right now.

And I don't know about it at all. And they're coming out of your butt. Keeping Mike up all night. I was thinking about this. Why doesn't snoring wake you up? I don't know. How is it possible? Because my brother used to snore like fucking crazy.

Like rattle the windows. And I'm like, how is he,? He's closer to it than anybody. It's almost like a white noise machine. Like you're just like enjoying it. It should be that way for everyone. Yeah, right. Right? I can sleep through the rain.

Why can't I sleep through snoring? I know, snoring is horrible. I was in a relationship with someone who snored and it did sort of become like a white noise machine after a while. I mean, sometimes it was super loud. It would wake me up and I'd nudge or whatever. He does adjust me from time to time,

but I've been wearing those nasal strips and those don't always really do it. Sometimes it seems like it's working and other times it's not. No, no, no. Like me. Why don't you just cut off your nose? Okay, despite my face?

Mm-hmm. Despite your face. Let's not divulge into chaos here. Okay. A thing I heard. Quoting on Traders. Someone said that? Oh, on Traders?

Oh yeah. Every once in a while someone will say, and cool off and I will look at each other and say like, that doesn't make sense at all. I love when stuff like that. I really hate when people say, and it happens a lot in like reality TV testimonials, like where they'll say like. So much. Like him and me's, like, you're just like,

what are you saying? Him and me's. You know what, when I had to go get him and me's breakfast, or like, it's just like, why don't you just stop? That stuff doesn't, the only thing that bothers me is when people get expressions wrong. And the only reason it bothers me is because of course I know what they mean.

It's not that, it's not that I feel like they're being imprecise is that some expressions are really good and it's like you're fucking it up. We need to cherish them. Like what's an example? If you can think of one, it might be hard to think of one. You know what a classic one is? Buck naked.

And people say butt naked. Yes, doesn't make any fucking sense. Well your butt's naked. Well your butt's naked. It actually makes more sense than buck naked. No, it doesn't. Because buck naked originated from Buck Rogers, that one episode where he was naked.

Which was rare because of the 24th century. I thought it originated. So many clothes. There's so many clothes. I thought it was because you buck your clothes off like a horse. That's interesting. I'd like to try that.

I don't really think that, Paul. I think it's because it didn't come off. No. I think it's because you're naked as a buck. You're out there not wearing any clothes. Okay, but why buck? Why not every animal? Great question.

Frog naked. Dog naked. No, some dogs wear clothes. Oh, true. Some dogs wear clothes. But have you ever seen frogs wearing clothes? Never and toad books famously and you know what they actually look good They have style those books are very sweet and calm yes, oh there's a new show that somebody There's no show wrote on a new frog and toad cartoon. I heard that now

Here's what I learned very recently that mr. Toad, like of wild ride fame. That's not the same thing as frog and toad. No, and Mr. Toad is on crack cocaine. Have you been on the ride? That ride is dead. You go to hell. It's scary. That ride is too wild.

It's so scary. They tell you though, they tell you, it's on Mr. Toad's mild ride, honey. When you get in the little seat. Would you like wild or mild? They ask if you're gonna. When you're under chicken. If you choose.

The mild ride is literally 10 seconds long. Just go to semi-circle and then you get out. And if you choose wild, you have to sign your soul to the devil. Yeah. Yeah. And they will take it. And at the end, he has it. Would you sign your soul to the devil if that was the only way to get

into Disneyland? No. No. Are you sure? What if there's another way to get out of Disneyland? Then yes. No, no, no. That I live there forever. I live in the apartment where Walt Disney lived above the firehouse. Yeah. Do you think that's still there? It is. I saw something about it the other day. I don't know what I was watching. And it's a security camera. He's got a ring. It's not about it. It's always goofy going, oh, yeah.

Um, I the whole selling your soul, I don't know. Well, because here's the thing. When you have one, you're not really aware of it. It kind of feels like take it or leave it. I don't know if I have one, but once it's gone. Yeah. I want those grams baby. Don't take those grams from me.

Yeah. The Instagrams? Yeah. Oh, you mean the seven, how many is it? Seven, seven grams. I think it's more than seven. How many grams? What is that movie where it's like? I thought it was seven. I thought it was Seven grams. I think it's more than seven. How many grams? What is that movie where it's like?

I thought it was seven. I thought it was like 24. Seven grams is a Chinese restaurant in Tustin, California. Why is it called seven grams? They sell souls exclusively. I'm guessing Sean Penn grams. 21 grams. Three times seven. That's right. of course it's that many grams. I'm keeping them, I'm keeping my grams. You want all your grams? Yeah, I don't even want to go to heaven. I want to stay in my rotting corpse. That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

Of course it would. What wouldn't be fun about that? Your soul having fun inside your dead body. Yeah, having a ball. Yeah, so if you get buried with your soul, it just gets trapped. I imagine, right? Yeah, it's just there's a school of thought that you don't want to be cremated, cremated, cremated, because what if don't cremate me?

What if we don't have sensors to pick it up? OK, Star Trek. What if I said that intentionally? Sensors. But what if you could feel things when you're dead? Horrible. And you're sitting there, you're unable to move or communicate,

but you can feel things and then they're like, well, let's put you in the open. Wait, that's the- That's not gonna happen. That's the basis for a sci-fi thing, that dead people can feel everything that's happening. I feel like there's a Star Trek thing. There's an episode about this.

That's terrible. I'm like there's a Star Trek thing. There's an episode about this. That's terrible. I'm trying to remember what it was. I'm trying to remember. Captain Picard was bald. Warfords. The one guy had ears. Seemed tough, but he was really a pussy. I need you to know, canonically, Captain Picard is a virgin.

What, did he say that? No, that was like a thing. I would call up Tony Newsome sometimes and leave her voice memo. I'd say, Tony, please let everyone know that I am a virgin. Salt and pepper. He's done over the shirt stuff. Over the shirt.

Not someone else's. Please let everyone know, Tony. Like she's supposed to clean the... someone else's. Please let everyone know, Tony. Tony, you must tell them. As keeper of the new flame. She was going to do some event and he was there and I started doing it then, I think. All right, we have to take a break. This episode of Freedom is brought to you by Makers Mark. You may not know by Makers Mark.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. Oh, it's me. Hey, guys. Oh, hi. Yeah, I was reading a funny comic strip. Oh, that's Henry. Yeah, I remember. He's bald. He doesn't have a mouth. Yeah, sure Anyway, we were talking about it being spring and the things we like to do to enjoy the weather Oh for me what I love to do is I love to get on my electric e-bike and just zip around the town You know, I've heard they have an amazing variety of models built for riders of all abilities and the fact that it's never been easier

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We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. Um, so wait, how was Santa Barbara? Oh, it was good. I, I We're not letting you off the hook. I just need to know How was it? So, so the first night, Cool Off was like, you know, you're really tired all the time. What if we got out of town?

And so the first night I was like, I'm probably not that tired. Um, I went to sleep at nine 30 and woke up at eight. Were you in your own room? No, no, but without, without just the, the monitor on it just allowed me to stay. Well now, did she stay, was Emmy here? What happened, how did you work this? I don't know. So that's what I'm saying.

My sister-in-law came and stayed with her, yeah. So she was on monitor duty. Yes, and thankfully because this was a weekend where she was coughing a lot and up quite a bit. Oh good, you didn't have to comfort her. Yeah. The worst part of parenting. No, it was good.

We just hung out at the hotel on one day, we went to town and went to the funk zone. That's right. We went to the funk zone. Proud of it. I Googled that. I don't know if I ended up there or not. Oh, you would know. Okay, so I didn't. Yeah, I feel like you definitely know That's right, we went to the funk zone. Proud of it. What's the funk zone? I don't know if I ended up there or not. Oh, you would know.

Okay, so I didn't. Yeah, I feel like you definitely know if you ended up at the funk zone. Well, I was like in some area, but I didn't. Was it funky? Sorry. What is it? I was in a zone.

Did I miss out? So the funk zone, it appears to be Santa Barbara's attempt to create a neighborhood. Doesn't sound good. That's a little more boho chic, I guess, than Santa Barbara is, cause you know how Santa Barbara is. It's very mall-ish. Santa Barbara is very like old people and then college kids.

Yeah, but there is a lot of beautiful nature. So this was a- It's called the funk the funk zone Yeah, this was a neighborhood of googling like where to go shopping and stuff. It popped up. It was like like three blocks filled with a lot of Women with giant hats and babies funky. Okay

So I would have if you not fit in but kind of fit in if you view yourself as a cool parent not fit in, but kind of fit in. If you view yourself as a cool parent, you know, this is where you like go to eat and go to shop and there were a lot of like wine tasting bars and stuff like that. It's fine to go somewhere. I don't know if I was there. It felt like that in other places too.

There was wine everywhere. I feel like if you go to a place that's called the funk zone, you would never forget it. There were signs everywhere that said you were entering the funk zone. You would never forget it. There were signs everywhere that said you were entering the funk zone. No! Is that true? Yes, very true.

Then I definitely didn't go there. And there was a store that had funk zone sweatshirts and Cool Up was threatening to buy me one. Threatening. And I said, I feel like the funk zone is with me. Shut up, we're all gonna buy you the sweatshirt. This looks also some, yeah, you know what, I looked at this and I didn't care

because I saw this picture, and it's the same picture I see now, and it's like a store that has like cool colored file cabinets, and I'm like, okay. Yeah, we bought 20 file cabinets. Oh, fun, funky. Yeah, it was very funky. I don't care, but interesting.

But I also can't drink wine, and that's getting in the way of a lot of- A lot of your normal daily activities. Yeah, well if I was gonna stroll around in some cool neighborhood- Getting in the way of me blacking out. I would have wine. No, it was.

It was kind of like we just hung out, and then we were like, well, let's go to the wine tasting thing. I will say, okay, so we went to the wine tasting thing. If you've ever been to one of these, it's like you get five glasses for $25 a piece or whatever. So we had, the first two were great. Third one tasted like water, literally like water.

We both went, this has zero taste to it. So when the person comes by and goes, how'd you enjoy that wine? And we looked at each other like, should we just say great or? Like are you being tricked? Should we just say great? Are you being tricked? Should we just say fine and let it go or whatever? But I was like, to be honest, it had no flavor. It was just like water. And she kind of went, haha, yeah,

not for everyone, huh? And just went, like, I feel like that's an opportunity service wise to go talk to your owner and say, like, I think we got a bad batch or something. Yeah, at the very least. It shouldn't taste like water. Taste this. You know what I mean? I think she should have been like. Did it smell like water?

Curious about that. No. It just, it, she had trouble pouring it out of the bottle. It couldn't come out? Because there was a stopper. So I was a little like, don't ask the question, unless you want, unless you're prepared to deal with the reality of that answer.

I think if you are given information like that, you should be curious and say, really? I don't let me, I never heard that. Not for everyone. No, that's not a not for everyone. If it tastes like orange, you don't like orange. That's not for everyone. Yes. I'm not a wine snob at all. The only time this is something like this has ever happened to me as we went into a wine bar or a wine proletariat. Exactly. And, uh, now being a server,

I was taught about wine that I was like, why do people, you know, why do people smell the smell, the cork? Why do they smell it? All that kind of stuff. And they, and it's not, they say it's not just to judge the wine, whether it's good or bad. It's to see if it is a taste of vinegary and has, has turned. Exactly. If it's gone off. Yes. So, so we were in this wine bar, they delivered our wine. I tasted it. It was the only time in my life where I was like, oh, this is, this is a problem. And I sent it back and the

person argued with me about it. And said, and said that it wasn and the person argued with me yeah and said wow and said that it wasn't true and I was like but see oh my gosh I was just out so even I was in Santa Barbara I went out with my friend after a thing our movie thing and very unspecific after a screening and she had a glass of wine and I didn't we were thinking about that Santa Barbara? I should have gone, I should have gone. We were thinking about that time we went a couple of years ago. That was fun. Yeah.

We think we left our exploding kittens deck in that house. No! We has one, do you wanna borrow it? Oh no, we bought another one. Is it Scott's? Okay. No, we bought it after. Anyway, your story please.

My friend has. Your story, your majesty. A bug floating in her wine. Ew. And I was like, get another one. And then she felt like rude, but I was like, you have one glass of wine, there's a bug in it. You have one glass of wine in your life.

And they did replace it, but then I'm like, you can't do that everywhere, probably. But it was like empty and I was like, let's get another glass. I one time was sort of mildly and jovially shamed for having a bug in my wine. By whom? At an outdoor event by some friends of my wife.

Some friends were shaming? Oh, friends of James. They were making fun of you for having a bug in it or for caring that there was a bug in it? For caring that there was a bug in it. Cause we were outside. Oh, we were inside. Come on, drink no bug.

Just take it out, whatever. Take it out? They're filthy. We were inside and there was a bug in it. Cause we were outside. Oh, we were inside. Come on, drink no bug. Just take it out, whatever. Take it out? It's fucking disgusting. We were inside and there was a bug. And I'm like. You know the flies like land on shit, right? Yeah. I do. And you know mosquitoes drink blood, right?

Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Like the things these fucking things put in their mouths. This is the only thing they can eat. And I'm supposed to drink them? Yeah. This is the only thing mosquitoes can eat. Blood. It's like, that's a fatal flaw, dude.

There's donuts out there. It's like other things. Try something else. Actually, for example, I was just saw something about polar bears where they've been having to forage because of global warming and they have to eat birds and stuff. They normally wouldn't do that. I'm like, if you're so mosquito, let's just say there's no blood. So you just don't don't eat. Yeah. You're not even like, right. Pivot and like, find something else. Yeah. Pivot. Pivot.

David Schwimmer was in a clip from Shark Tank that I was watching last night. He was supporting pancake mix and he was supporting. What does that mean? It's like, I just want to come out and support celebrities have their charities. We're doing a Shark Tank update on this guy. And they showed it. Shark Tank, by the way, should update not just on the people who they have business with but on everyone.

I want to see updates on everybody. Yeah. I hate Shark Tank so much. Oh, I watch it all the time. Sharks? Well, let's talk about that. But so let's unpack this. They show this guy who is now like making millions off his pancake mix business, but they show they show his pitch and randomly David Schwimmer, they cut to David Schwimmer being like,

this pancake mix is so good. And then he's in the room and then they don't show him again. They attach Schwimmer to this pitch. And this guy is an actor in Chicago. And I was like, he probably does plays with David Schwimmer, but I'm like, this is fascinating. They just popped in one line of him being like, I love this pancake mix, it's really, really good. And then it just like, he was gone. And they never mentioned like, he's friends with him

or whatever, like, I hadn't seen that episode. I had no contact. Did the sharks bring it up? Like, I saw David Schwimmer in there. They were just showing an old clip and then the guy was just going like. David Schwimmer pancakes. Talking about how successful his business is now.

Uh oh, look out, hope you have a safe search on. On Instagram, Long Table Pancakes, the best damn pancakes and waffles I've ever had. Look, now we're promoting it. Long Table on Shark Tank. I'm not, I'm against it. What the hell is happening with Schwimmer in these pancakes? Why is he eating so many pancakes?

He flew to LA LA or lives here. And went to the Shark Tank studios. That's the weirdest part. Stood there and said, I love pancakes. Like how many times do you have pancakes a year? Do you know what? I can't make pancakes. I'm terrible at it. I can see that. Well, what's wrong?

I'm actually, this is something- You don't want it bad enough. Maybe you need long table. I'm wondering if I do. Long table, if you want to sponsor our show- You do. Cause I love pancakes. That's right.

But I'll make like 400 duds and then I'll have like one- You have a little kid, little kid, you have to be able to make pancakes for your kids. I know, but I make frozen ones all the time. How is it? Well, not for me. When you say, are you making the mix wrong or are you cooking them on the griddle?

I'm cooking them wrong. And how do you do that wrong? Is it you're flipping them too early? It's like they're gooey inside. Or are you doing it in the tub? Tell me. So you're not cooking them long. But then they're getting burnt.

Maybe your oven is too high. Have you heard of burnt? So I should put it on really low, but way longer than I think. Maybe, I don't know. I'm not a pancake expert. I wanna try it. I'm not claiming to be.

Well, my dad's gonna come in town. Maybe my chemist will. I don't know how to make pancakes. Here's all I know. I got me old pipe, I got me old fiddle. The sun comes up, I got cakes on the griddle. I bet your dad will tell you how. I kinda want a griddle.

Yeah, well. Yeah, you should get a griddle. Anytime I make eggs, I'm always thinking about the one time my dad taught me anything. No, the one time he was about something else. He was like, OK, this is how you got to like, you know, scrape. You got to you got to do that. The edges cook. So you got to like go out. It's like scrambled eggs.

This is any kind of any kind of an omelet or whatever. So like literally, I think of him telling me this every single time I ever make eggs, which is, you know, It's interesting how the brain holds on. Yeah. Yeah. I wish you would let go. And then it could be a piece. I wish my brain was separate. And I could leave it at home. Yeah. I would just like to look at it. Yeah, I'd one time I'd like to look at him.

I wish I could take it. He's up there. He's up there. You can't deny it. Yeah, I would love to take him out of there. Just plop them on the table and just get a good long look. Your brain? Yeah. But what would you be able to see without him in your head? Fuck. Can I say that Long Table is still in business. Why are you doing the ad? The company is only continuing to grow. I know they made 1.25 in the last six months. Is that a decision they've made? Let's only grow from that one. The company has gone on to expand its product line offering new limited edition pancake and waffle mixes such as short run ginger cookie flavor blend.

Okay, well while we're just promoting random things, another shark tank thing, this almost made me want to get another cat. It was a, and I kind of want one anyway, but it was a litter that detects pH imbalances. So if your cat is sick, it will tell you. So you want to buy a sick cat. Well my cat had kidney problems at the end and I would have known that sooner. Right, right, right. But that was very interesting. And they also have pee pads for dogs. Oh, you can piss on

it and see if you have a UTI. Turns out I have a UTI pissed on a pee pad. Pee pads for dogs that do the same thing, which is really, that's very helpful. It's very helpful. Have you ever thought of dogs getting UTIs? I'm sure they do. Do dogs get chlamydia and herpes and shit. Dogs get chlamydia. I don't know, I guess anybody can, right?

I think. It happens to the best of us. If you fuck it or not. I don't know if, I don't know if dogs... Oh no, Lauren tipped over. Dogs love to use condoms. Let's see. Complete silence as we look. Yeah, I think. Okay, here's why I don't like Shark Tank. Let's see. I can't. Complete silence as we look.

Yeah. Okay, here's why I don't like Shark Tank. Okay, tell us. I don't like- Yes, dogs, the STDs. Shit. That's an answer. I don't like the sharks themselves.

I don't like the way they talk to people. What about Mr. Wonderful? I fucking hate that guy so much. You know what's weird? He's my most hated one. What's weird about the Shark Tank guys is now they're on all these ads as themselves going like, this is a good product, this is a good product.

If you're so successful, why do you have to do these ads? Or is it just purely a make hay while the sun shines? I think it's gotta be part of the deal, right? No, it's not ads for stuff that they've, they're like, you know, hi, it's Mr. Wonderful and I'm, you know, talking about this thing. It's just money. It's just like, cause I'm sure they get gobs of money

to give an endorsement because of the show. And at that point, what do you care? Just get, just pile it on, you know? Yeah, you're already a soulless creep. Go ahead. And we'll get back to Shark Tank in a minute, but then another ad that I saw recently was, was, you, uh,

you know, the person from flip or flop, the Christina Hall. She's the divorce couple. I don't like about it. Okay. It was the divorce couple. You had Tarek or Tara and she, they got divorced, but they still continue doing the show or whatever. But so she's, she's one got custody of flip.

The other guy comes to you. But, but so she's doing an ad for showers or something. Miss A. But so she's, she's- One got custody of Flip, the other got custody of Flop. Yep. But, but so she's doing an ad for showers or something, right? And he's doing baths? But this is how the commercial starts. She walks in and goes, hi, it's Christina again. This is like my problem with curious. This is my problem with curious George books.

What do you mean? What do you mean again, Christina? Set it up. Again. Like we've never spoken. This is my problem with curious George books. What do you mean? What do you mean again? Like on love is blind I'm Vanessa Lashay, and obviously I'm Nick Lashay and you just go Obviously, I'm Nick Lashay. That's bold. It's just like Well, then obviously she's Vanessa. Obviously, this is love is blind and obviously, I just was always like, that's... But it seemed to me like it wasn't her doing it. It was the producer of the commercial

kind of wanting to be like, yeah, you're always talking to her, right? This is just another example of this. She's always talking up. Gaslighting us into thinking that she's always around or something. I don't know, it was very strange. It's very, very odd.

Hi, it's Christina again. Here's what else I don't like about shark tank. Okay, and I just realized this now the fact that it's on video makes it somehow worse What do you mean on video? Well, you know how I'm film like Newhart? Yeah Or like Top Chef or you know, like shows like that. Like there's a lot of them that are kind of filmish You know, it's like a stage presentation. Yeah, there's it's like too feeling. It's too like, yeah, I don't like it. I don't like Shark Tank. Okay, I think I get what you mean. I don't like watching the presentations

of these dumb people. The worst part of it is, is you have a million dollar idea and you wanna go on, but you hate the show so much. And you keep sinking all your own money into it. Yeah. And your idea is what, a tank for sharks? Yeah.

Suck on fallacy. I keep buying sharks. So your idea is what, a giant tank for all these sharks? Yeah. Sometimes I find it interesting when they go off on somebody where like, sometimes they'll be like really, they'll like, let's say for instance, like the person challenges the offer.

Yeah. Sometimes they allow them to do that. Other times they go, you're gonna lose this. Cause when they, when they don't allow it, they're so condescending to the people. And it's like, I, this is, it really bugs me. Your idea is so stupid. And here we are offering you money for it.

And you're counteracting us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, don't they have the right to be like, I'd rather give you 25% than 33% or whatever. And like, the shark is like, no. No. And it's like, or they'll be like, Now I'm not interested anymore.

Or like, they'll be like, the person's challenging it. And then like, the other sharks who are already out are going like, you shouldn't be doing that. You shouldn't be doing that. They should let us be judges. But you know what else? It's like, I want to be a shark. There's a thing where,

so the person gives their presentation like, yeah, but who wants this? Why do they, you know, who cares? It's like, well, why is this person even on the show? Like, I don't want, this is unpleasant to watch. I find it pleasant to watch. So you don't like American Idol when they would have bad singers on, they would not.

Oh, I hated that, yeah. Well, that was the only reason anyone watched it. That was a different time, I feel, where- That was a different time. I don't feel that we as a culture want to do that the same way we did 20 years ago, where it was like funny. No, I feel like it's flipped so... I mean, do they still do it?

Do they still show? American Idol is a feel-good show now, where everyone who comes on has like an inspirational story. I feel we've gone so far on the other side that it would be fresh again to have a Simon being like, you suck. The last shark tank I have a Simon being like, you suck. The last truck tank I saw. It is funny I guess.

It is good. You suck. Did they ever come out and say that? I feel like you were doing it all the time. You suck? And they would sometimes be like, what are we even doing here? And get mad at the producers and be like this, because the producers are intentionally sending them these people who suck? It's like, you know, why? You're one of the people in charge

When you're leading that person in here click like that we watch some shark tank in a hotel room and There was this So you hate it so much. You're watching in a hotel room and there was this, so you hate it so much you're watching it in a hotel room. It's just, you're watching a hotel to watch their TV. It's the only thing on hotel TV. We went and we checked into a hotel to watch it. Ha ha ha.

Um. Ah! Ah! My little tree! Lauren dropped an orange. It's a mandarin. I don't care. I'm sorry.

So, so this woman, it was two women that had this new baby changing station, like the kind you have. Like a public restroom. Yes, exactly. And the idea was that this was a self-cleaning station. So after you would install in restrooms or that one would bring? No, no, it would be installed in restrooms and you close the lid, you close the lid before you use it and it sanitizes the thing. And it was a great idea. But, and they pointed out, yeah,

but you're not going to be able to get the people that need to buy it, to buy it. Like for, for the, for the people that would use it, like of course they would love this. Yes. But the, but for like an airport or a restaurant or a mall or whatever, it's too expensive. It's too expensive. So they're not going to buy it. Right. And that was interesting, at least. But it sucks to watch these women be told like your dreams are dead.

It's not a good idea or whatever. I don't know. I just I really don't like it. I find it very unpleasant. You know, a lot of men's rooms still don't have baby changing stations. And that's insane. But someone was, I think it was Eric Swalwell or what? Or what? Rocky from mask, I think was saying this, um,

was saying that they were original Marty McFly. I think they were going to try to leak, like make it, make a law where every bathroom, every public restroom had to have a baby changing station. I was like, that's too, some, I mean, these little tiny ones in like tiny restaurants, come on. Well, if it's a tiny restaurant, of course I'd have to have a tiny one.

Like for a tiny baby? Yeah. I feel like- If your baby is big, don't go in there. It's kind of the same as having a toilet. Like it's another type of person who needs a place to change their day I have a toilet, but I'm saying like We'll buy your idea we have toilets All right, we have to take a break Oh Guys guess what?

What? Chicken butt? Oh yeah, I was going to say chicken butt. Then I have two things. Oh, okay. What's the first one? Chicken butt. Okay.

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Which is why I'm here to talk about season two of the show. Sally Field, Billie Jean Kane, Beverly Johnson, Ina Garten, Bonnie Rae, just to name a few. And of course my 90 year old mom, Judy. All hail old women. Wiser Than Me season two is out now from Lemonade Media. And we're back and you know what time it is? What time is it, Paul? I love saying these words. It's time to play a three-cher.

Whoa. A three-cher is a game that we like to play. You send them in and then we say we like. Sorry. That's all right, I understand. I was trying to help then we say we like. Sorry. Sorry. I understand. I was trying to help. I know. I get it. I get why you did that.

If you would like to send us a three-chart to play on the show because you get to listen to us play it. Why are we doing this? Why do we do what? Let them submit. No, why do we have three-charts? Oh, well, it's always been a huge part of the show. It's everyone's favorite part of the show. That's why. People are like, please.

I skip ahead to the three chairs. Do we want to change it? No. There you go. No, nothing will ever change. It's like asking why does David Schwimmer like pancakes? Because they're good. Because they're the best ones he ever had. Hi, it's Christina again.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. If you would like to send us a three-chir, why don't you write to us at 3WUSAGmail.com and send us a game. Like a game you play in the car, a parlor game if you're old fashioned in that way. And we'll play it like this one

that was sent to us by Kevin H. Kevin H. Being very cagey about that last name. Hi Kevin. Maybe he's an alcoholic. Maybe it's Hitler. That would be a drag. That would be such a bummer. Do you remember Hill Street Blues, the TV show? I do, yeah.

Guy with a pipe. Oh yeah, James B. Sicking. He was just like the sort of slot guy. Ordinary people. Oh, he was in that. I've never seen it. Paul is in scene. I guess you should have them on. No, we already did that. You see, um, uh, but there was a, there was a, a story line.

So why don't you do it? I'm busy. There was a storyline at some point where one of the cops was going, was was trying to be the agent to this comedian. And the comedian was played by Terry Kaiser, Bernie of We Are the Bernies. OK. And he had talked in that movie ever. Or is he dead from I think the very first movie he talks before he dies. Right.

Yeah. I don't recall. And then he talks at the very- He says, I'm dying. And then that's it. He talks at the very end of the second movie to say, we all had a lot of fun, but stay safe out there. Hey everybody. Everybody's writing letters to me saying, are you really dead?

So this comedian had narcolepsy and would fall asleep on stage. Oh, is that part of the bit? But then his name also was Vic Hitler Jr. Oh, what? I remember this, yes, I remember this. And that's his fake name? That was his stage name, right?

That was the character's real name. Real name, right, right, right. I remember this. Vic Hitler Jr. I started watching LA Law because I had never seen any episode. So I've watched 10 episodes of the first season. How did the theme song go to LA Law because I had never seen any episode. So I've watched 10 episodes of the first season. How did the theme song go to LA Law? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- And then, Ken Berntson, because it was really good in a pilot for him to be a divorce lawyer,

and they got to do like, he's seedy, and he's giving terrible advice and all that, and then they ran out of storylines, I think three episodes in of him being a divorce lawyer, so they turned him into an entertainment lawyer guy. Oh my god. He's like, I'm really getting into entertainment law, but it's not an entertainment law business. Right. It's a just LA law business, So it's really weird to have one entertainment law guy. I don't remember anything about that show. Ah, the the what butterfly was it? Butterfly

the Venus Venus Venus butterfly. Remember? Do you know what this is, Lauren? No, some sex things. Yeah. So so the the kind of nebbish guy is told a sex technique called the sex neek, a sex neek is called the Venus butterfly or whatever. And it's like, this will put your legs behind your head. This will drive women crazy or whatever. And then he tries it on Jill Eikenberry that night whom he was actually married to. So it's not weird. Oh, in real life? Yeah, in real life. So even the characters are allowed to do it. And, yes. Yes. So cut to the aftermath of it, and she's like,

I've never had anyone do anything like that to me. And he's like, well, I'd love to do it again sometime. Anyway, who cares about what happens afterwards? But- He played Bagel in Tin Man. Everyone was, oh, that's right. Everyone was like my roommate is the Venus butterfly? What is the Venus butterfly?

And what is it? They made it up. Yeah. Yeah. But it's some sort of- Why wouldn't you assume that? Yeah, it's some sort of oral sex. Weirdos.

All right. Okay. I think it's where the guy puts sex. Weirdos. All right. Okay. I think it's where the guy puts his legs behind his head and then he like kind of crawls around there on his butt like. Yeah. Scoots around on his butt. Yeah.

Like something out of hereditary or something. That's what I think it is. All right. Thank you, Kevin H for submitting this. My name is parentheses and I like. My name is. The first player introduces themselves to the second as a memorable character.

Simply by saying, my name is, example, my name is John Smith and I like swimming. Splash, splash. That's not memorable. What? Should I stop? Yes. Bad example. What did I just say?

Do you remember? My name is something and I like swimming. Splash, splash. John Smith. John Smith? You remember. Okay. A bowl of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.

Okay. So it's memorable in that sense. Man, person, camera, woman, TV. It's not memorable. Something I like swimming splash splash. John Smith. John Smith. You remember. I just bought a container of milk and a stick of butter. Okay, so it's memorable in that sense. Man person camera, woman TV. It's not like my name is Napoleon Dynamite and I like doing the dance on stage. Honestly, it can be that. Okay, go on. The same thing every time I laugh,

my name is John Smith, I like swimming. It wouldn't be much of a game. It would be a boring game. The second player introduces both the first character and themselves to the third player. Oh, right. So it's gotta be a name? His name is John Smith and he likes swimming, splash, splash.

My name is Taylor Swift and I like eating apples, chomp, chomp. OK. New characters continue to be introduced like this in a circle until someone is forgotten. Names are so hard. N names are so hard yeah but that's why you make them memorable okay let's do it they have to because John Smith I don't think is a memorable name unless you're it's a fucking example dude named that and then it is if you met somebody named John Smith you would not

forget it because the name is so yeah. Apologies to any John Smith. Apologies to most John Smiths. Not all, you're right. Some of them gotta be dicks, right? It reminds me of Teacher's Lounge when, you know, like every, when people come on Bing Bing, everyone picks like a crazy name, you know? And so I picked Jim Smith to be the character,

but then his name is actually Jim Mazian. And then it's Smithsonian because he was born into Jim Smith to be the character. But then his name is actually Jim Mazian. And then it's Smithsonian. Because he was born into Jim Mazian and the Smithsonian. Did that just come out or you planned that? I can't remember. I bet you planned it. You're a little devil. I don't know.

All right, let's do it. All right. The forgotten character then wins a point and begins introducing themselves to a new circle. New circle? New circle. I don't think we have to do points. We'll have to go have friends do this with us.

Can we phone a friend? There's multiple circles. New circle. New circle. New circle. I don't think we have to do points. We have to go have friends like do this with us. Can we phone a friend? There's multiple circles. I think that it would start a new. Are we able to pull the audience? I see what you're saying. Yes, we can pull the audience. I mean, that's not in there. I'm calling that.

Okay, good. Yeah. My name is Oprah Winfrey and I love bread. Hump, hump. Hump, hump? Her name is Oprah Winfrey and she loves bread. Hump, hump. Hump, hump? Her name is Oprah Winfrey and she loves bread. Hump, hump. My name is Georgina Willihima and I love

riding my tricycle. Wee, aw, wee, aw, wee, aw. Her name is Georgina Willihima and she likes riding her tricycle. Wee, aw, wee, aw. My name is Canoodle Badoodle and she likes riding her tricycle. My name is Canoodle Badoodle and I like to play the kazoo. Aren't you supposed to say my name as well? It's just no I'm introducing me and me him and me to you. I wasn't listening to what you just said because I was really worried that you were.

Wait do I say all wait a minute. I don't know I was confused on it as well, but. Because it's like, it's like what's, it's like you only have to remember one thing. So then I'm introducing. Oprah Winfrey. Everyone. You, Oprah Winfrey and Wilhelmina Menina. Oh.

To you who are, now you're a new person. Yeah. Okay, all right. Let's start over because. Because I hate this. Oh, you hate the features. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. My name's Jazzy Paz and I love Paz. Click, click. Her name is Jazzy Jones and I love bags. Crinkle, crinkle.

Her name is Ingrid Jones, she loves bags, crinkle, crinkle and her name is Jazzy Pads and she loves pads, click, click. My name of course is Tommy Noodles and I love dynamite. Bang, bang! His name is Tommy Noodles, he loves dynamite, bang, bang. Her name is Tommy Needles. He loves dynamite, bang, bang. Her name is, fuck, I literally have no fucking clue. He loves bags.

Ingrid Jones. You didn't know. What? Ingrid Jones, she loves bags, crinkle, crinkle. And her name is Jazzy Paz and she loves Pez, click, click. And my name. I've forgotten everyone. Sylvester Stallone and I love Rocky, run, click. And my name. I've forgotten everyone's name. Sylvester Stallone, and I love Rocky.

Run, run. Because he did run up those steps. Famously. His name is Sylvester Stallone, and he loves Rocky, run, run. This dude is someone I don't have any idea has never introduced himself to me. So why should I even know his name?

Oh, good loophole. Meanwhile, my name is Ingrid Jones. Loves bags, crinkle crinkle. And this is Jazzy Pez. Pezzy Pez? Pizzy Piz? Pizzy Piz, yeah. And loves Pez, click click.

This is horrible. And then my name is Wharton B. Thrythiford. Shut up. That's what he did. It sucks. This sucks. What about we do, I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing and then you do.

Oh no, not this again. No you do. A picnic clip. You do. I famously could not get this one. But it's alphabetical, A, B, C, D. Okay. I don't remember.

Remind us how to do it again. So you say, I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing an apple. And then you say, I want to bring an apple and a banana. Oh, got it, got it, got it. And you're going, I'm going to bring an apple, banana and a cantaloupe. Can I just say very quickly, sorry, apologies to Kevin H.

The H stands for, who, boy, this did not work out. That was really hard. It was really hard. It's a great idea, but we couldn't do it. Maybe Paul, you were right that it was just that it should have just been the two people. Well, I think it'd be easier with more people. Oh, yeah. Because you're hearing it repeated more times.

I think you're crazy. I feel like they played this in Asteroid City. Oh, we tried to play that. Did we? Yes. Um, all right. So, but that was legit. That was actual names and there was no sound effects. Start us off with the, uh, I think this game would have been better with one different than us who were not as hungry.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We are very hungry right now. I'm ready to eat. All right. So do you want to try the picnic thing? Yeah.

I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce. I'm going on a picnic and how do I phrase this? I'm bringing applesauce and I'm bringing applesauce and banana bread. Oh, double B. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread and corn on the cob. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, and dicks. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, and egg salad. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, and egg salad. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks,

egg salad and fire. I'm going on a picnic and I bring applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire and Grover from Sesame Street. I'm going on a picnic, I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cobs, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, and, why can I not think of any word that starts with H?

You got it. A hoverboard. I'm going on a picnic, I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks. Egg salad, fire. Grover from Sesame Street. Hoverboard, please. One and

I, me. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob dicks Eggs clear in your throat just a egg salad. Get it ready egg salad egg salad fire salad Grover from Sesame Street hoverboard and I and Jelly beans black only I'm going on a picnic.

I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire. Uh, Grover from Sesame Street, a hoverboard, I, me. Jelly beans, black only. And canishes. I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing apples and bananas, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks. Egg salad, fire, grover from Sesame Street, a hoverboard and I, jelly beans, black only, can issues and uh, landlakes margarine. I'm going on a picnic.

I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover for Sesame Street. Hoverboard, I'm me, jelly beans, black only, canishes, Land O' Lakes butter. What? Land O' Lakes butter. Land O' Lakes butter. Stop saying it. I'm out. Margarine.

Margarine. Fuck. That shouldn't count, because you said the L part. Does that count? Does it have to be word perfect on this? Landalikes Margerin and Mackenzie Phillips Memoir. Double M's. I'm going on a picnic.

I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, hoverboard, I, me, jelly beans, black only, knishes, land of lakes, margarine, and Mackenzie Phillips' memoir, and nothing else. I'm going to picnic. I'm bringing apples. Thank you. Sauce. Oh, and sauce for banana bread. Corn on the cob. Eggs, egg salad, fire,

grow from Sesame Street, hoverboard and I jelly beans, black only can issues, landl and I, jelly beans, black only, canishes, Land O'Lakes margarine, the Mackenzie Phyllis memoir, nothing else. Oh! I'm going on a pickhack, I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, quote on the cop, dicks, eggs, fire, grow from Sesame Street, hoverboard, I, me, jelly beans, black, only, caniches, linden, leg sparger,

Mackenzie Phelps, memoir, nothing else, oh, penises. I'm going on a picnic, I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, Dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, Hoverboard and I, Jelly Beans Black only, knishes, Land O' Lakes margarine, Mackenzie Phillips memoir, nothing else. Oh, penises!

What's after that? Oh yeah, and quilts. I have a plan in the pages. I'm bringing episodes. Episodes? Episodes. Box set of episodes. Box set of episodes. I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob,

deeks, egg salad, fire, groove of a sesame street, hoverboard and I, jelly beans, black honey, leather legs, margarine, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, Fire grow from sus of a straight How about I? Me Charlie means black only

canish's Andalusian Nothing else. Oh penises quilts ragu and of course snake skin I'm going to picnic I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing applesauce, spin out a bread, corn with a cup, dick, six salad, fire, grover from sesame street, hoverboard and I, me. Jelly beans, black only, caniscious, land of lakes, margarine, Mackenzie Phillips, memoir, nothing else. Oh, penises! Quilts, ragu, snakeskin,

and Time Out magazine. Time Out New York. Is that what this calls it? I'm simply going on a picnic and I'm bringing apple souls, banana bread, cruller of the cobe, episodes, banana bread, crewman the cobe, dicks, egg salad, how you say fire, grover from sass me stratt, hoverboard and I, jelly bean, black-o-lee, little like my ride, and make it feel memoir. And nothing else. Oh, penises, quills, ragu, a snakeskin, time out New York Magazine, balloon.

Oh no, umbrella. Wow. Wow. I feel seen. I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing apple sauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, Ike's silent fire, Grover from Sunset Street, hoverboard, I, me, jelly beans, black, olden-y, canishes, Landerlakes, margarine, Mackenzie Phillips by Mar, nothing else. Oh, Penises, Quilts, Ragu, Snake Skin, Time Out New York, Balloon, I mean Umbrella, and Victrola.

I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, hoverboard, I mean, jelly beans black only, canishes, Land O'Lakes margarine, McKenzie Phillips memoir, nothing else. Oh, penises, quilts, ragu, snake skin, Time Out New York Magazine, balloons, I mean umbrella, Victrola, wild and out episodes.

How many half of one episodes. I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the Cobb dicks, egg salad fire Grover from Sesame Street, hoverboard and I, jelly beans, black only, caniches, Land O'Lakes margarine, Mackenzie Phillips memoir, nothing else, oh, penises. Quilts, ragu, snake skin, Time Out New York,

balloons, I mean umbrella, Victrola, Wild and Out, half an episode, and an x-ray of my leg. I'm going on a picnic. I don't know, I don't know how to read them. I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn in the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, hoverboard, I, me else. Oh, penises. Quilts ragu, snakeskin, Time Out New York. Balloons, I mean umbrellas. Victrola.

Wilden out episode. Extra of my leg. Yak blood. Bring it home, Scott. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, eggs salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, hoverboard and I, jelly beans black only knishes land of lakes margarine mckenzie philips memoir nothing else oh penises quilts ragu snakeskin time out new york push the balloon umbrella

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