Threedom - Howl-at-the-Moonlet

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott discuss friendships, getting rid of clothes, and play Kind of Like Name That Tune But Only With 2 Lyrics and No Betting. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

Serena Good times we've had screaming together. Yeah. Oh no, and now Lori's dead screaming together. Oh no. And now Lord is dead. She hailed a crown. No, a crown like a king's crown. Yeah. A crown from somewhere within my mouth. Oh, de Polo. You know, like a piece of air. Yeah, I do. You know what it's like a piece of air. Just like a cube of air. Um, have you, do watch the batch? Have you used you watch the batch? Yes, you were texting me during. I know I was gonna bring it up.

I'm saying we're a little bit... I have it. I haven't watched this in Lepso, but I did tune in for the finale. Wow. Which was something I said to myself at the start that I might tune in for the finale. Just to see what's what.

Hey, you're gonna do it. Absolutely. And honestly, that was plenty. Pollen tea. Yeah, because you got it. I got it. I got what everyone's deal was. Yeah. They give you a lot of information and backstory every time. Previously on the Bachelor. Yeah. Because you got it. I got it. I got what everyone's deal was. Yeah.

They give you a lot of information and backstory every time. Previously on the Bachelor. Yeah. Yeah. So I was texting you during the finale and it was, it was very, it was almost annoying enough just to watch the end when you see the way people get hurt. Well, it's like why, why doesn't everyone when they're watching a sports, why don't they just watch the last 60 seconds?

Well, yeah. Actually, I've always felt that. Watching a sports, yeah. Watch the last 60 seconds? Well, yeah. I actually have always thought about that. Watching a sports watch the last 60 seconds. Because that's when it's all decided. Basketball games, if it's not, if it's not close in the last 60 seconds, why do you even watch it anyway? So just only watch sports that is close in the last 60 seconds. And then it'll be really exciting for 60 seconds.

We can get a big lollipop. I like to lick it. And it's actually been like before I kick it down pretty far. Yeah, it was very sad though. The girl who got rejected. That was just rough. I mean, of course, it's fun not to know anyone's name and not know what's going on. And yeah, I feel the way about everything.

Yeah, in life. Yeah, I don't want to know anyone's name. I don't know. Yeah, reality recap. Yeah, you're watching love is blind. New season. Yes, I'm life. Yeah, I don't want to know anyone's name. I don't know. Yeah, reality recap. Yeah, you're watching love is blind New season. Yes, I just started it and it's Fascinating. Can I say we had dinner with some friends of ours recently who that's like your own little reality show? Oh my god, anyone filming we were all filming we're all putting our phones together Together, I'm not gonna. I'm gonna assume it's gonna happen. You're gonna hire an editor.

I'm gonna put all the stuff on a big card bag together, putting the fridge and see what happens. Yeah. Yeah, really cool. These were two people when we were having that part of life, which is now is very common where you talk about what you're watching or whatever. Yeah.

They surprised us. These were not people I ever thought would say that's they're watching love is blind. It has permeated the culture and it is getting to people who wouldn't normally do. Do you think I'm going to end up watching this show? I think it's worth it for you to throw an episode one. Let's just watch. Well, we watch episode one be good. Okay. Okay. Here we go. For you, it's going to be like, no time has passed at all. But anyway, let's watch it one right now. Let's watch it.

Let's turn on. Hey, so welcome to the pod. Do you live here? I mean, have I lived here? I'm out. Sure. It's pretty fun. But one thing that I think comes up a lot online about it is

like, why is everyone all done up when they're sitting in a pot in the person's? Because they're on camera. I know, but wouldn't it be nice to do that? Would it be nice if they weren't dogs? Yeah, just to see them in their normal casual clothes, no makeup, don't wear your hair, whatever. And that's, to me, that's the sexiest way a woman can be. It's just in sweat. I like what a woman is disgusting. Yeah, and because you're seeing her,

smelling bad. Uncomfortable for no reason, and like a short dress and high heels and stuff. But you don't need to be doing it. You get a weird empty room. Yeah. There was a commercial where I forget what it was, it was maybe for like, Fennep for something. No, please. Okay, okay. Rest in peace, sorry. So, Pellar, but this was for some shipping company

or something and then it concluded with, the idea was it's so easy, it's all done so fast, you don't have to worry about anything. And there's a one thing. I hear when I sent a package, and I'm just constantly worrying until it gets there. Packages freak me out. It's straight. Packages freak me out, man. Just I can't sleep. Oh my God. I have stress dreams about packages. But so this so this woman's doing a V.O. and voiceover if you're not in the business.

I gotta tell people. And then and that's a voice that goes over the image, but you can't see the action. I know all voices technically are over the images, but this is an unseem voice. Yeah, like God. Yeah. God talking to most coming out of people. You think of them as being over the image of the person of the image silently melting along. Yeah. So this voiceover is saying at the end, and then you're on the couch in your comfy pants. And the way she said comfy pants, it sounded like puffy pants to me.

Uh huh. And I heard that wave for the longest time, I was like, why is puffy pants? And you, I bet you were thinking like, puffy pants must be a thing. And you're like, I said, I guess I should say like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I need to get puffy pants. And then Janie said, oh said, I don't know. Yeah, I need to get puffy pants. And then Jayny said, oh no, she's saying comfy pants. And then it was just like mad. Because it was like, it was like her, it was like yourself at her or oh,

and the world. Yeah. It was like one of those earworms you get that's not a song, but it's just like a a person saying a thing. Yeah. That's right.

But that said, we should make three dumb puffy pants. Okay. Okay. What are they? This is a good question. We have the tears inside. We are the ones in charge. We will be the architects of the puffy pants. Look, number one. I think it's got to be sort of like a like a puffy coach, like a North Face. Sort of like what the Pope wore. Yeah. Oh, the balance, yeah, yeah. So, so pants like that. Now, can they be? But I like to do. But I'm, yeah, can they be above the knee?

Can they have hem be above the knee? Why would you, now who's putting on puffy pants that are above the knee? Puffy Capri. To lay on the couch. Above the knee. Oh, above the knee. I think you're putting on full legs.

Those are short. Those are short. I think you're putting on full length wide leg. Wide leg. They shouldn right. You're right. They got to be a full length wide leg wide leg. Yeah. They shouldn't be tight. No, they're gonna be comfy. Yeah. Right.

Okay. So what color are they? Oh, and how do they have? Oh, every color of the rainbow. How do people know the rainbow? Every rainbow and anything that I can see. All the precious of my. Yeah.

Such a fucking song. These are the types of people. Red, yellow, black, white, the end. We're all very hot. Didn't make little polka dot. These days, boy, anything goes. Oh my God. I watched a documentary. That was really good. Really? What was it about? About love being blind. It was broken up into eight hours. It's called the volcano. Have you heard of this? There was a volcanic eruption in 2019 in New Zealand that was actually terrifying. Kia ora to people who were around it or just in jet. Yeah, and to everyone, but many people were injured and killed by that. It's like the concoct were terrified. Lord of the Rings were terrified. But we didn't hear about it. Really? I will. Here's what I tell you. I by that. So I had heard about it somewhere, and then I heard about it again.

So that's what drew me to watch. Three times usually it takes in order for something to solidify. Yeah, I heard it. Puffy pants, puffy pants, puffy pants. Yeah, I heard it reference on a podcast, I think. And then I heard it on Rosie O'Donnell has a new podcast that I was listening to, and her guest was Rory Kennedy, who's a documentary filmmaker.

I don't like you listening to podcasts that aren't this. Yeah, I know we've fought about that before, but I will do it. And I listened to that. I remember when you said, it's got, I don't want your life. Yeah, yeah, I was crying. But anyway, Rory Kennedy made the documentary. And so I was like, well, let me check this out. Yeah. But anyway, Rory Kennedy made the documentary.

And so I was like, well, let me check this out. You can't just say Rory Kennedy. She's a documentary filmmaker. It's what I already said, but she's also a Kennedy. Oh, Kennedy Kennedy. Yeah. Ha, bad. Yeah.

And. The first thing people think of when they think of Kennedy. The story, well, because Rosie was like, why didn't I hear about this? And then she was kind of explaining, she didn't really hear about it at the time. And there was a lot of it. She was like, who's balls still? Rosie. On the Kennedy. The story, well, because Rosie was like, why didn't I hear about this? And then she was kind of explaining, she didn't really hear about it at the time. And there's a lot of... She was like, who's balls still? Rosie?

On the podcast. She just throw them like into the mic, every kind of few words. Oh, so you hear like a soft thump. Yeah. Who's ball. Cool. And anyway, it was said that there was a lot of stuff

going on in the American news cycle at that point. So it wasn't really breaking through much. But then it's crazy. I think it it's I recommend it's on Netflix. And it's just a while. I don't want to give, you know, tell you the whole story because it's it's a prime hour and a half. And what was the time? Can we get that down to 45 minutes? You can if you just skip around, I guess, but it's a little bit disrespectful. So you skip around in order or make it like pulp fiction.

I would say watch the first 45 and then you can stop. Just stop. Yeah. Okay. Cool. No, watch the whole thing. It was really good. What was the timeframe?

And I wanted to take a 20, 20, end of 2019. It was not long ago. It was right before the pandemic though. So I think it was like chaos. Oh, because it was all like the pre-sale. Because people are like, holy. It was coming. We gotta get ready.

And while they were saying there was a big lot of Trump stuff at that time, that was actually the focus. Yes, yes, yes. But it's really crazy. I would rather of her. It was people, it was tourists going to visit a volcano. Like a active volcano. Yeah, I mean, how many times this has happened to you?

You go on vacation to your volcano. Well, yeah, you go on a vacation. So it's a like sort of excursion that, you know, we could have done something like that in Hawaii when we were people wanted to go on a helicopter ride. That's right. It's just something that went awry. But the core for didn't,

yeah, we didn't want to go on a helicopter. We're not doing a helicopter. We didn't want to. And then they ended up being canceled, right? The helicopter. Yeah, it's right. To windy. Yeah. I don't think anyone should go on a helicopter. The helicopter. Yeah, it's a windy or something. To windy. Yeah. I don't think anyone should go in a home.

And we haven't knows it's windy. We had a nice dinner. We had a nice conversation. Nice conversation. That was a great night. It was a great night because because cool up, the core forer, of course, if you don't know, it's cool up. No, that was the night they went to see the manor rays or whatever.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. We didn't want to do that. That's what ended up happening. Yeah, we didn't want to do it. I think there was only four people who went up, went to see the man arrays or whatever. Yes, yes. Yeah. We didn't want to do that either. That's what ended up happening. Yeah, we didn't want to do that. I think there was only four people who went up, went to do the helicopter. Right.

That was a different story. Because I think that was tall John Nora Timon. The snore for. Yeah. Oh my God. I have to text in that. I know it's eight years too late. We're still in a text threat every day with these people.

That's right. And there's no statute of limitations to jokes. From one trip that we all took. that I know it's eight years too late. We're still at, we're on a tech start every day with these people. That's right. And there's no statute of limitations to jokes. From one trip that we all took. There should be. Yeah. Do you agree? Isn't it kind of impressive that we have a

tech chain that's still going this whole time? Yeah. And then it's led to we have those nice dinners now. It's a yearly tradition, which is really nice. Here's what people should do if they're listening. Yeah. Text random people. You'll get a great friendship out of it.

You'll go to dinner with them. Start a group chain with people. That's how we met. We consider it a random people. People don't know how we met. It's so strange. I don't think we've ever talked about it. No, we met on it, but we all texted each other by accident.

I am by the same time. I texted my best friends and family and invited them to Thanksgiving. Turns out I actually was texting all of you guys and it's like, we did the exact same thing. Yes. At the same time. And so we all showed up and we are all like,

where are friends and family? Yeah. And it took us like five hours until we figured out that they were coming. Yeah. And it was like a Twilight Zone where we were all in a room together and we were one by one. We were getting suspicious and accusing each other of things.

Yeah. Yeah. It turned out we were all in heaven. Yep. And it sucked. So we came back down here to earth. And we started this podcast. And the rest is her story. Yep.

It is her story. Or their story. Okay. Or history. There's still a sweet room for it to be history. What? There's still a sweet room for it to be history. There's also a room for to be history. What? There's still a room for to be history. Okay.

Jesus. I'm defending men. You're a man. You're always defending men. I love men. And I want them now, whatever they want. On which, by the way, is everything. Yeah. I love men.

Are you excited for it? Just like that season? I'm so excited. When does that come out? I don't know, but I saw one of you excited for, and just like that season too? I'm so excited. When does that come out? I don't know, but I saw one of those HBO trailers where it's like, here's all the shit that's coming up. Are you serious as a trailer? No, there's just like little scenes of everything.

Well, because it's all the waiting time. What we've talked about, I think the photos of Aiden and Carrie in the street. Now, it's just like, what's going to happen? John Corbett. That was like, what's going on? Who's the DJ on what's going to happen? No, the exposure. like, what's gonna? What's gonna happen? No, the exposure.

All things I've not seen. Big fat recording. You don't remember him from Lucky, the billboard that I saw. I think you have to do big fat recording for your podcast. Okay, let's do it. Whatever. When do you have a weekend free?

I don't do podcasts on the weekend. Okay, so we'll do it tomorrow. It's a good rule. Tomorrow's a week. It's a good rule. Tomorrow's a week- I should make that a rule. It's not a rule that I have, but I should make that one. It's an unspoken rule that I break all the time. Yeah, exactly.

I feel- Yeah, speak of a lot to it. That's a classic though for you to throw up on there. Yeah, do it. To throw up during? What? No, to throw up on the old TV. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we'll do it. Absolutely. We'll do it at some point in the next two weeks. No, we won't you will No, you have to if you bring it up that's not the story show you are duty bound But I have like eight already that amount of listen. I know and you haven't even followed up on a single one Oh What she can't I'm gonna initiate

I need to be more aggressive, but you think that I should call you, but can we record your podcast? I really would hear your podcast. So that's how I book every show. And people call me up and say, please. Please do one this week. Are you gonna, people just call and go, are you gonna release a podcast?

I really hope you do. I would never record another episode, but too many people beg me to do. Yeah. Are you ever going to have either one of us on CBB FM or do you feel like you have enough time with us with this? Well, I would love it. I don't like to bother you to do stuff. Oh, yes, you do. I have a bunch of stuff that you can sign right behind me.

No! It's always signing. I know. I have like... What's in there? Now I have a 700 book signing sign. Jesus, Jesus have like, what's in there? Now I have 700 books I have to sign. Jesus, Jesus. So, I just fucking wrong. You feel free to join in.

Does those page inserts for the book? Yeah. It's really just these little cards. Yeah, they paste them into the books. What's the A for Ackerman? No, it's for the company. It's the company. Yeah. Anyway, the company we keep.

Hmm. When is the book coming out? When is the book coming out? When you're talking in your sleep. Anyway, the company we keep. When is the book coming in? When is the book coming in? The book, well, when this episode is out, it will be out in like 10 days from then, because this episode comes out in the 13th, it comes out on the 25th, 12 days from now.

Oh my God, it's the 12 days of this episode. Yes, the 12 days of the book. Are you really gonna sign those right now? No, I'm just looking at them. But I would love to have you getting them out. You Paul on the CBF and I was actually thinking about it this morning. I would love to do it.

Yeah, I'd be great. I really enjoy that show. Oh great. And Lauren, I mean, I fast forward through your monologue. Yeah, I've got everybody doing it. Everyone does that. Lauren, I'm not gonna bother you to do it. That's great. That's great. not going to bother you to do it. That's great.

We have so many. We have so many. I love to do it. I love to do it. I love to do it. I love to do whatever you want. I want to do that. Well, no, I like to do podcasts.

And you're getting more back into this. I am. I am. I am getting more. Because you had two babies for a while. You had Holly and you had Nicole with the other show with the other show. We had newcomers. There was a lot and people doing a podcast really is a lot. Especially one where you have to watch three hour movies. That's what really gets you. Yeah. Yeah. They were all three hour movie. No. Except for the Tyler. Well, so I mentioned this on Doeboys, but Chris Kohlfer who I met at

Naomi Eckpager's wedding suggested Batman for the next season. And I actually thought that made sense though because as long as you do an episode for every episode of the television show. Yeah, we would. It'll be like, I guess 70 episodes. Three years if I'm guessing. That's why it was like, it was 70 episodes. I just crushed that. Was it? I see. The shit that that lasted in three channel days, it's wild. I know, I know. This was a big hit. Everybody watched it.

It was three seasons, but you wanna know how many episodes they did? How many? Ten each or something? Yes. Oh, I mean, ten each. So 30? Actually, that was 70, but I'm saying 30.

You're saying 30. What's with these guys? Three seasons, probably, or it's gonna make way more. I'm sure that was 70, but I'm saying 30. You're saying 30. What's, what's three seasons? Um, probably, or it's gonna make way more. Over, uh, I'm gonna say, yeah, I'll say like, 70 one. No, I'm gonna say 100. You're saying, okay, but you can't go over. 90.

So you're saying 90 and you're saying 71? Yeah. 120. Lauren, you win. Nice. Three years that you did a hundred and a. 120, Lauren you win. Nice. Three years they did 160 in one season. I was gonna say it wouldn't make sense for it to only be 10.

That's not 60 episodes in a season. Here's what I think happened. It was like they did one season of 34. It was so pop and became such a phenomenon. It was a season of 34. They then did 60 and then they only did 26. The third season it got canceled So I think it like everyone was over it by

Nuts. Yeah, yeah, I mean do you think that would drive me crazy to do Batman? I've seen some whatever every episode of this of the Batman series is exactly the I'm not doing ever episode the Batman series. I'm do maybe one of The series now tell that would no no you should do the Batman is a 66 movie. Because that's a, that's a 90 minute. So just Batman movies. Otherwise, that we're getting in the Batman cartoon. Yeah, that gives you all of the Batman of that area that you need. So you do the 66 Batman.

It sounds hard. It sounds hard. 89, 92 or one, whichever it was, then 95, 97. And then the three, uh,, 97, and then the three Christopher Nolan's and then the reason one, you have nine episodes right there, and then you could do a cartoon here and there if you wanted to.

And we could do a Rodic fan fiction, which we loved. Yeah, yeah. Obviously to me, that sounds like a drag. To me, it doesn't, I mean, the entire thing is hard. Because the best season you ever had was the Tyler Perry season. Yeah, because it's a variety of stuff. That was of fun. The problem with the Batman idea is that, first of all, he's a weird guy. He's weird, but it's also there's a lot of resetting the character and

going back to the beginning of the same fucking story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus, it's like, well, what if you just did one of each of the directors 66 Batman then do a Tim Burton then do a shoe macker Well, I could pair with that man and then do what could pair with Batman because it bad man nice rosé so and so And you do like the bad man thing and then you look at this thing you do Batman Superman so that you oh because I forgot Batman Superman fucking around. I would sing that constantly when Batman V Superman came Oh my god, I was in my head all the time fucking around. I just don't know you could do Batman Superman because then you have you can do like one of Each of the directors of Batman you could do one of the of the directors of Superman And then meet up with Batman V Superman.

I mean, that's kind of cute. We'll see. I mean, it sounds hard. It sounds hard. Why are you in bother? The fans want to know the fans. Oh, the fans. We love the fans.

No, you know, we don't. We don't. I don't know. I mean, like, it's either that or I do some improv or something. Are you looking for stuff to do? I don't know. I don't know if that's true or not. I mean, I'm available if that's what you mean, but I don't know that I'm looking to just

add things to the plate. I want some fun things to happen, but I don't know. Why don't you come and babysit? See, I already babysit all day and that's called being a mommy. Yeah. and that's called being the money. Yeah, well, look, if you have your podcast ideas, send them to three musaic email.com. So, or are you other going to say for me, this is going to see you.

You have your podcast ideas. Submit my ideas to you. Yeah, yeah. And I'll judge them. All right, we have to take a break. Bye. And we're back. Yeah, we really are. And you're welcome back to the most listenable podcast. A real great, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, you want to hear every second, you're like, when you're listening to one second, you wonder what's going to happen in the next second. Usually with podcasts, I listen, and and after one second I turn it off You know I go do it. Yeah, you could have see how they play another second. I usually hear I'll hear the theme song And then I'll hear like how they say hello and then from that I'm kind of deciding and then I might read the list of like who the guest is

Sometimes I'll talk to friends. I'll say did you like this? Should I continue past this one second? Yeah. I've been begging you to join my podcast group where we all listen to the same podcast and then we discuss it at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. We all just talk at the same time. And I do a podcast about the We get together, and they're never mentioned the other podcast. We do each do our own podcasts about other things. Yeah. And then you layer them on top of, yeah, people hate it. Yeah.

Yeah, it's unlistable. Um, do you ever do you do? What? What? I remember watching, speaking of page turners, I remember, and page Davis, of course, we still haven't heard back.

Yeah, still in her back. But we she saw a couple of weeks. Tiktok. And pay, don't you don't understand that if you didn't like the schedule that we placed out for you, it's under discussion. It's up to the negotiation. And we'll be really, really happy that we're here. Yeah.

Now, we won't give you any more, but we can give you less. No, it won't change, but we can discuss what you don't like about it. And if you don't like it, your other alternative is to lump it. That's like lump it. Like it or lump it. Whoa, what does that mean? Oh, Lord, Lord, I know. Love it or list it. You don't know like it or lump it. No, love or list it, by the way, they all just want to stay in their place. They're all looking just for renovations. Yeah. You know what I mean? So like, it's really bad because at the end, they're building up the suspense of like, is the guy who took them to three empty houses is going to, and they never do because they all just want to free. That's why they're not men and they don't hate each other so much.

Do they really do each other? No, I mean, but they always have fake, fake, fake. They have a fake fight. Oh, well, wait until you see what I've done with the laundry. And then at the end, at the end, when they're recapping, it's like, he's like, well, you did such a good job. Of course, they stayed. And she's like, well, I bet that you showed him some good place. You know, but there was never. But they definitely get it on. I'll never. Oh, you think so.

The shit out of each other. Oh my god. I'm shinin' that every house. So this, you get horny watching the show. I don't get horny, but I know that they do. Yeah, he does. I get horny. I know they don't. Well, he's like, real jackspreads. It's really he gets horny no matter what he's watching. Just TV with visuals and images. He kind of is just crazy. All the blood

just rushes. That would absolutely suck. Yeah. Like no matter what you watched, the news. You could never try. I wish I could shut off where I had to where I'm always singing. You could never try the thing on. I wish I could shut off where I had to, where I'm always singing. Yeah. And my head, I'm constantly a song. I'm like, is that true? Yes.

And like I recently was like, stop. Oh, stop. Oh, boy. And then I sat there and was like, don't do it. It's boring now. Yeah. I was like, I'm bored.

I did find out that's like an ADD symptom. And then I was like, okay, this is another point for ADD. Lauren, you with or ADD? What are you, how are you going? I gotta get this checked out. I think I do have to get a check out. I gotta check out. It's really good. Was it blood test? How do you...

I think they hit you with a bat and see how you react. And then you have the ability to hit them. Yeah, yeah. And that's also... I am curious though, because I have heard of people when they take the medication and I'm like, wow, this is amazing. I can do all these things. So like, that's cool.

I just feel like my, I can't finish shit. I can't get in- I have a hard time finishing. Unless it's like a super stupid thing. Oh, I'm really good at that. I can scroll on my little groups and all my things all night long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But have I digitized a bunch of DVDs? You bet your ass on that. Yeah, you digitized all your old performances. That's right. Yeah, last night I was like, I gotta organize my stickers. I think there's a couple of trousers over there from me like, yeah, they're right there on that chair.

I see them from where, when I was like in, in the middle of like, oh, I gotta figure out stuff I don't fit in anymore and I'll take it out of my closet because it's, there's too many times where I'm in my closet going like, oh, I'll wear that and then I put it on and I don't fit anymore and it makes me sad. So I can get it all out.

I just did the same thing. Yeah, but those, I think they've been sitting there for now six months. Oh, because I, I'd never finished. That's frustrating. I have a bunch of shit in my office just draped over a chair. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, my thing is I'll move things to a certain location. Yeah. So it's like, okay, that can go. Yeah, the second location. And then that's where it's getting out of control. Yeah. But I, yeah, do you know what I got? Because I forgot this was a

thing. And then a friend of mine mentioned it that they were doing it on Instagram is to vacuum seal vacuum pack clothes. Oh, so you put it in a bag. Like you don't wear. Yes. So you put it in a bag, then you have this little vacuum attachment, sucks all the air out. So it makes it into like a flat little pancake. Closed and pancake. And then what do you do with it then? Then you can store it and it takes up less room.

So you could put on it like the size and you're like, whatever this size gets. Exactly. Like winter. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes.

To close to size. Ever be that size again though. Shouldn't we just get rid of it? I think I will. You will. I was close a couple of years ago and then I put the weight all back off. I was close and then I broke the ankle. Oh.

But my ribs are actually wider from having a baby. So that's changed a lot of my ribs or why I was gonna say. My rib cage is wider. Oh, she came up through your mouth, that's right. She worked from holding, from carrying her. She was 10 pounds almost. Is that what it is? Yeah, they actually do, they can't,

there are exercises you can do, like with like, I saw it on Instagram, I was like, I should do this every day forever. Instead, you just watch Instagram. Yeah, I didn't they can't there are exercises you can do with like I saw it on Instagram I was like I should do this every day for a Instead you just watch it and do it at all But we're like you know pulling bands like at different angles to kind of like get your ribs kind of like to go in a little more You can't give them back to what they were But could you go in like a tube and like crawl through a like a crawl space maybe I think I think they could happen. Yeah, what if you sleep in a bunch of bungee cords?

I do that already. Oh, yeah. I just get tangled. I forgot, I forgot. Yeah, it's sort of an Amelia Bedelia kind of thing. Did you say tangled because I'm in that? Oh, bravo. You're a tangled.

Scott has a scan as a scene. No. I watched that one. Oh, we should do it for Scott hasn't seen. I don't want to. Why shouldn't I do it? Yeah, what the fuck? What we want to talk about you, what if I consult you? No, we should ask him his shouldn't I do it? Yeah, what the fuck? What we want to talk about you?

What if I can solve it? No, you should ask him as about his experience making it. Yeah, what would that be like? What was your character? I was the little drunk guy with the whole white beard. He's on the TV show too, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's cool.

You admit it. Oh my God, he admit it. They have a TV show. You're this guy? Yeah. That's awesome. By the way, she just showed him a picture of himself. And that's you? You're this guy? Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, she just showed him a picture of himself. And that's you, you're this guy?

That's me too. And this is your wiki. And that's you, that's who's about. All right. All right, Paul, will you do it as the character though? No! Could you can't do it? Okay, I understand.

I legally, I could probably get in trouble. I won't do it. Yeah, I'll just, I'll get in trouble. I won't do it. I'll just I'll give you a date. Okay, but I'm up before sudden rise. We're gonna do that. We're gonna do that a year from when we did the first one. Are you serious? Yeah, right?

Well, it should be 13 years later or something or 10 years. Yes, I don't want to wait that long. Well, one year is an okay sentence. Why? Because why? It's nice, it's a nice round number. One. What do you watch? Cool hand loop. Next. All right. Um, so we'll do three episodes before that. Okay. I'm not real quick, you guys, for the ASMR fans out there. Here's my mustache.

Whoa. Whoa. Actually feels good. They're right. I mean, I saw an article with a video. It said, here's what ASMR does to your brain. Now that sounds sinister. But it's probably like it tickles it. Yeah, but it probably makes it better, right? I don't know if it's better. It makes it better. I mean, you either have that or you don't, right?

You either have that reaction or you don't. Yeah, it's the trip to fobie or whatever, right? You, the scene three things, three eyes. It's, it's the eye for the, like, this. People don't like that. A bowling ball. People don't like that. Yeah, people don't like that. People don't like that.

So here's the three, so it makes me feel weird. Hey, Apple, hey, Tim Apple, which by the way, come on, Tim Cook. Tim Cook. And he doesn't cook apples. Instead, he makes phones. You're not cooking apples every day, dude. Why, and what are you doing?

Tim Cook. And you think he should cook apples? Yes. Yes. Instead, he makes phones. Yes. Instead, he makes phones over apples. Did you ever in school make one of those things where you like put like cloves into like

a little, how yeah you poke clothes into an apple. Yeah I didn't go to doc school. It could not close cigarettes. It was Robert Smith as my instructor. I hate this I hate that smell so much. I used to love clothes. My roommate college was a close. Oh yeah we haven't done his roommate. What was it called roommate round up? No restaurant round up. Yeah. But I will say very very few in part between I didn't have a, I was actually afraid because I knew that when you inhaled them, they had like shards of glass in it or something. I was like, shards of something insane.

Like, I mean, that's not literal, but like something was really bad about clubs. Like you shouldn't actually inhale into your lungs. Let me look this up. I've never heard of it. Okay. Maybe my friends should be afraid. Why should you not inhale cloves? But that's because running cloves releases a chemical called eugenol, a topical anesthetic

used by dentists to numb the mouth. Yes, that's for smokers. Enhaling clove smoke means numbing the throat, which allows them to breathe the smoke in more deeply. Oh, it's a good thing. It in more deeply. Oh, it's a good thing. I see opposite. Oh, it's good. Oh, that's very good.

Oh, that's very good. That's, I think that's why I don't like clothes I forgot. It's because of that dentist office smell. But I think I... But I don't think they use that anymore. I mean, not a few. I mean, I remember that smell from when I was a kid and it was horrifying. But I thought they smelled good.

Well, you're insane. I saw a bunch of college friends the other night and I was just so surprised. I was like, they're still smoking. All of them. It's wild to me too. It's crazy. I was just like really 30 years later. I don't think I have any friends from that time who stills.

Maybe one. Yeah. We went to see a play and then everyone, like, you know, before the play was like, oh, we got a hurry and then, I kind of like, I kind of like how that's like very gen X of them. Yeah.

We were used to smoke. Yeah. Me and my pals from that era, yeah. Yeah. I just, I assume, anytime I see someone, I assume like, oh yeah, you put that away in your 20s or whatever. Yeah, but also that's the hardest thing to quit.

So it's like, if you're kind of like this kind of fun, you keep doing it forever. Well, yeah, but the thing, if it, I mean, I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't really know. I mean, I don't smoke cigarettes. I smoke okay. I smoke okay, I crack a crack. I smoke okay.

But cool up brought up also it may be in appetite. Suppressant as well for it. And maybe they're just smoking socially as an appetite. And maybe they're all smoking together because they're all back together. Yeah, it could be. I don't know. I shouldn't be so judgmental.

I just was like, no, it's more surprising because it's like a lot of people quit by now. The stuff around smoking about quitting appetite to present all that stuff is, it's pretty much all bullshit. You know what I mean? It doesn't really have people

should be quit appetite. I mean, it's more than it makes me about to eat two second ash. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's dated to smokers. People are more afraid that if they quit, they're going to put on weight, which is true.

Like you will. Because you need to fill the hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I quit, I did not like start eating everything in sight. And I was going to the gym. Sorry. It's just a classic joke structure.

I don't believe you. And I still gained weight. I didn't really. Yeah, I saw gain weight. I, it's just a, uh, uh, was a girl like not getting up to go outside to. Yeah. I'd sold five fewer steps. But quitting, I think quitting smoking because you, everyone is told it's the hardest thing to quit.

Like it's hard to quit than heroin. It's like, well, because you can't buy heroin on the core, you know, yeah, and you should. You should. You should be owned by heroin in the store. Yeah. Yeah. You were going to see you dated smokers. I dated a smoker and it didn't really bother me actually, but if you get him more, you get used to it, I feel like, but it is an adjustment. Yeah. Like, well, now when I think about I just go, but I can't believe I think I'm smoking in the house versus smoking outside. Like it would be I just been kissing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is just but I feel like human beings want to make out so bad.

The thing is it's just overlooked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. You know what I mean? It's just like, oh, I just I don't care how disgusting it is. That's over there. Yeah. Roll it around. But it's also one of those things where I sort of feel like I don't like to, I try not to like control the person I'm with where like if you want, that's not a desired habit, but I feel like something might be really like you have to quit that. I feel like I was always like whatever and if they, they wanted to quit that.

I will say when I went, you knew you weren't in for the long haul, these idiots? When Cool Up and I started dating, I found a packet, packet, right, or a pack. A package. I found a packet of crisps. No, I found a packet of cigarettes in like our tool drawer. 20 silk cuts.

And I was like, what are these doing here? And I said, not here, not in the house. And she was like, it's just a social, it was like socially whatever was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. That was the one thing I was like controlling about. What, this is gloop? Yeah, I've never seen her with a cigarette. Oh, because this was,

that was the shoes, thank you. Because you, because of you. Yeah, I cut it, we were talking about it yesterday. And she was like, you wouldn't let me smoke. I'm like, aren't you glad she goes, yeah? I mean, yeah, it's because I'm you smoking now. Yeah, it's good to not, obviously. I mean, we tried to not smoke in front of her

so that she would have a good role model, but she just picks it up from the TV or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember once making people mad on Twitter when I said, if you didn't show characters smoking in movies and TV, you wouldn't miss it. And then, and that's, that's literally all I meant. It's like, yeah. Right. You wouldn't think of it.

You wouldn't think of it. You wouldn't think of it. You wouldn't think of it. You wouldn't think of it. You wouldn't think of it. People were like, you're trying to control art. Well, you're mad, man. And I'm like, I don't care.

If you didn't see people smoking mad, man, you wouldn't have thought, why aren't they? Yeah. It would be weird if you thought that. Yeah. Marvel comics in the early 2000s, the editor and chief, Jocosada, decided to get rid of any character smoking because characters who smoked it was all Wolverine and Nick Fury and they were all to show how bad as they were.

Yeah. And same thing, everyone was like up in arms. This is part of Wolverine's character and all that kind of stuff. And now 20 years later, I'll go back and read like early ones and it looks strange to me. They're smoking, you know what I mean? Like a comic book.

Yeah, it's like such a, it, it, yes. He's a Wolverine man. Yeah, he, it's weirder that crazy top of a beard fits. Yeah. He's wearing a leotard. Yeah, he needs to smoke. He looks cool. Yeah, but you truly don't like, yeah, you can get all upset about. I remember I was sort of upset because I was waiting tables.

I'd be upset too. Yeah, I was like, I want to be a movie star. But when they did the no smoking allowed in restaurants, I remember I was like, I want to be a movie star. But when they did the no smoking allowed in restaurants, I remember I was like briefly upset about that because I was like, well, you know, people come in here and they're having a good time. And I'm waiting tables and, you know, what if they don't come in or whatever,

but like no, like 20 years later, no one gives shit. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a funny thing about Wolverine. Yeah. I think about this sometimes. I was going to say the same thing. What are you going to say? He has this in the past, by the way. What's that?

James is his real name. Anyway, his name is Logan. Well, that's his, his, his, his, the name that he has gone by until he got his memory back. His name is James Howlett. He forgot. He forgot. Howlett the moon. Oh, shit. That's literally what that is. That's literally what that fucking game is. James Howlett. He forgot. He forgot. Howlett the moon?

Oh shit. You know what? I haven't put that together. That's literally what that fucking is. Howlett the moonlit? Because of the green. Howlett the moonlit. Wow.

Howlett the moonlit. Howlett the moonlit. Howlett the moonlit. Howlett. Wow. So he's got the big curved points on his costume. Yeah. And then you take that thing off and then he's here.

That way too. But did the costume make his hair that way? Well, you know, if you were to take off your cake. If you were to take off your baseball hat, your hair would be in a shape of a baseball rib with a rib, rib of hair. Oh my God. Logo. That would be so gross.

To the indentation. Oh my God. All right, we have Zig-Brick. [♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ And we're back. And it's time for a threeter. Here it is. This is called kind of like name that tune,

but with only two lyrics and no betting, submitted by Paul Burgess. Wait, the fun part of name that tune but with only two lyrics and no betting submitted by Paul Burgess. Wait, the fun part of name that tune is the betting. Well, there's no betting. But the, I mean, the fun part of going to Vegas is the gambling, right? Oh, no, I was just like going there. You don't see shows or anything? No. I just like wander around the casino.

I just wander around like a casino. That's the best part. Taking in the sights. Yeah, inhaling smoke people watching. We're that whole stuff about smoking in the last segment. We didn't mean it. No, we love this. We use grades. Very cool. Yeah. And I love to watch people doing. I think we'll be really good at this.

Okay. Oh, this is you being honest. Yeah, I honestly think that why no cap. Everything I've said before this is a cap was a cap. Player has X amount of time so we have to did ask Yeah, math To think of songs they can sing only two lyrics up to be recognizable IE it's been and and oh two words not two lyrics. Yeah two words

This is written by an idiot. And, uh. This is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and theory, signifying nothing. We can't hate on Paul for submitting this and Paul is a great person. It was me. And I, as I will always love you, ground control,

it's like, okay, and I is much more than two notes that makes it a good choice. Two lyrics, not two notes. Brought. I, two lyrics, not two notes. Two lyrics, not two notes. Two words of the lyrics. Kaviyat, title lyrics are out. You can't sing, staying alive, Hayma, Karano, White, sweating. You can't do that. Opt for a story. You can probably go, aah, aah. Yeah, he says, opt for a start again. Or the eye from and I is in the title of I will always love you.

I miss the point of the game. Be cool. Player performs as many songs as possible in an amount of time. In X amount of time. Each so we should. OK, so we basically do like 30 seconds. Each correct answer from other two players earns a point. I guess it could be a team game like Pictionary, but with these three two guessing, honestly, and for fun, should work. Okay, so

let's just do two guessing in one. And we'll just try to guess, we'll just try to get us as we can. Okay, I'm here. Great. I'll carry there. It's hard to think of songs, though. So let's see. There's happy, no, that's a lyric. Yeah, it's in the title. Shit. To you. You. All right, I got one. Okay. All right, I guess let's maybe we can't, maybe we can't time it and try to like go fast.

No, no, no. It's more just whoever has one. Yeah, okay. Ready? Yeah. Ah, look. Ah, look. Ah, look. Yeah, that's what I just did. Oh, look, wait, what is the game?

Oh, look, look, two first two lyrics of a song. Yeah, you got it. Wait, it's the first two. No, no, it's any time. Yeah, it's any of you. Yeah, exactly. Okay, good. Then I all over the world. No, no, it's any time. Yeah, it's any two. Yeah, exactly. Okay, good. Then I'm doing it right.

You're doing it right. I'm just trying to see if. Look, look, is it look? Or it's what I just did. Yeah, but you were maybe a little flat. So I'm trying to figure out the exact two. I hate Randy Jackson. I tried to figure out the exact two.

Well, there's a picture you don't. I love. Look, look. Because you're going to be a fucker. I love. Look. Look. Now you're fucking real.

Look. I love. Yeah, I look or I look ah Look I just don't know I don't know Shall I continue yeah, yeah, yeah look it oh Look it I Don't know good one more one more. Look it. Oh, look it. I don't know. One more. One more. I'm just going to go for it.

No, keep going. Because I'm about to get into the stage. Just one more. I'll look at the West Trends, guys. I have one more note before I get into the Taka. Let's give us one more. I look it up. The lonely people.

Wow, that was pretty good. They called me. They called me. Okay. All right, my turn, my version. Where it? Where it or we're at. Where at.

We are at. Where at. Where at. Yes. W-E-A-R. Where it? Is it W-E apostrophe R-E? It would be R-E-R- W E apostrophe or E or E where oh you're not doing this where at where at where at where at where at I'll give you the

third yeah where at least where it where at least where at least? Where at least? Oh shit. Where at least I? Where at least I? Where at least I know Okay Where at least I don that one for you? There's a fucking. Yeah.

Okay. Don't make. Don't make. And the other one. Don't make. Another one. Another word. Okay, another word. I'm waiting for confirmation from Paul.

Yes, I can. Sorry, I forgot I was in the X. Okay. Don't make it. Hey, you don't make it bad. Digga. So make it better We remember to let her into your heart

Then you can start to make it better No No No No No No Hey Shoot No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Hey, Jude! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! Hey, Jude! Jude! Jude! No! No! No! No! No! No! Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, gonna do one, I'm gonna do it. Oh, you have one?

Yeah. Okay. Oh, I know, I don't. It was all title, I was trying to think the next one. She said. She said. She said. He said. She said. She said she said she said she said she said she said I'm dead she said Are you writing a song? Yeah, I just want to I like it on this I like I'm dead. She said drop dead friend

Good this go okay, oh too bad good bad. Okay. This is good. This is okay. Oh, too bad. Good bad. Okay. This is good This is a good song. Oh my god. It reminds me of killer Jeff when he says go to sleep So it's a creepy song for Halloween then creepy. I do another word. Yeah, she said oh She said is the title right before she said yeah She said is the title right before she said yeah Yeah, she said oh you She said oh About that oh, okay, let me think let me think about let me think one I think one I don't know if you can guess this. Who's broad?

Who's broad stripes and right stars? Get that joke. Yes. Okay. Where you hold on. Where you. Where you next. Give me another word.

Yeah. Where you. Where you are. Is it Neil? Is it Neil young? No, just the way you're're singing. Where you are. Although he'd be great singing this song. He would be great singing that song whenever it is.

Yeah. Where you are. Up. What? Where you are up. Where you are up. Up. Stay. No. Up. Stay.

No. Stay. No. Are you gonna play the song? Stand. I'm looking for the next one. Stand in the place where you are. No. Face.

Oh. You said it wrong. It might be might it might be It might be whatever the website what you it's what you not where you oh my god You like a hanging Chad what you are You Up above Baby I'm down and up up up What you are? Yeah

Up above the world so high famous pop song like I got one I got one no I'm my turn So I'm sure so I'm sure okay, you did jump my turn last time I did you did oh my god I didn't know that obviously. Me and Mrs. Mrs. Jones. No, we have a thing. Me and my little monkey. Me and my shadow. What if that was it? Me and my little monkey.

Unless they've never heard that song. Well, you're singing it perfectly. Remember a campy? It's not in the title. Yeah. Me and Mrs. No. That's me and Mrs. Jones.

It's a good song. It is a good song. It's just Jones. No, it's me and Mrs. Jones. They It is a good song. It is just Jones. No, it's me and Mrs. Jones. They added the me and wow, I like it. Great choice. Because I'm sure you remember. Next word, next word.

Absolutely. Next word. Me and you come with me and you'll see. You know where I world of your imagination. Okay, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get a kiss, and it's both from what you did. Take inspo. And me. Mr. Jones.

Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Jones. And me. It's weird. Mr. Jones. He's the guy from... Mr. Jones.

Oh my God. Those are about the same people. They're in. Mr. Jones, he's the guy from... Mr. Jones, oh my God. Those are about the same people. They're in the Mr. Jones of Earth. This fucking guy keeps Mr. Jones busy while this other guy, while me is fucking his wife. Me is fucking his wife. Ha ha ha ha.

Oh my God. I didn't know me did that. I didn't know me did that either. You've made it. Oh my God. All right, well, I feel like that wraps up the show. It does, that was really fun. You've made it. Oh my God. All right, well, I feel like that wraps up the show. It does. That was really fun.

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