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Episode Date: March 28, 2024

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Dabba dibba dee, dabba dabba doo. Hey, you know about boop and beep, but what about bip? I've been saying this for years. We are not getting enough bip up in this clip. Yeah! Because bop, yes. Obviously. Bop it!

Bop it. What if we did that as a three-shot one time? Bop it? We just say it out loud? How do you play pop it again? You have a machine you have to have a machine the machine like a cotton gin those were Vacuum cleaner, you know when you'd get one of those and you'd be like, I'm now this is my thing I remember when Bop it was new and it was my whole personality

What constitutes a machine? What constitutes a machine? Uh... Your one? Your one? Yeah, parts I think. Yeah, I think you nailed it. Yeah, parts, turns on, turns off. But does it have to have a use, or can it just be a machine that does nothing?

Well, I think there's plenty of those. Also, if a machine is broken, it is still a machine. That's so true, man. If a heart is broken, it's still a machine. That's so true, man. God, you're such a philosopher. If a heart is broken, it's still a heart. This is so deep. Although you're dead. Yeah. Is a body a machine?

What becomes of the broken hearted? They die. Is a body a machine? Because it's alive. Yeah, it's a beautiful machine. It's a beautiful machine. An extraordinary machine. But once it dies and decomposes, is it still a machine?

No. God, I'm afraid I just. Thank you for answering all my questions. Here's why. A lot of the parts went away. Oh. So if you have a tire that's part of a machine, but it's not a car.

OK. So wait, if you have a tire, but hook it up to any flat surface, it's suddenly a machine? Any flat surface, yes. Exactly, a board. Yeah, that's what I did, like a soapbox racer. That sounds like a lot of science projects I did, where I would just start gluing stuff together.

I'm just like, it's something. What were the science, have we talked about? I don't know, I didn't want, no, no. Have you talked about science projects? I don't think so, I didn't glue a tire to a board, but I did do, I did one that was actually very involved. I didn't think you actually glued a tire to a board. But my dad was heavily also involved in making it.

But it was probably middle school and this was like, maybe it was elementary school. It's too, it would be clear that I had help in elementary school, but anyways, the idea was it was a self-watering plant. So you'd have- Self-watering. Or you know, a watering can that's on a timer.

So I had a watering can on a sort of, what you would call it. How often are you supposed to water plants? What do you mean no? Just give me a flat no? You were miming a circle in the air. Actually, okay, there was a wheel. Pulley?

But I meant the thing. What the fuck? I meant the rubber, like the sort of thing that goes around it. You see what she's doing, right? She's trying to make you look like a fool. Yes. Okay, are you done ladies?

Um, you know how, you know how like, put your finger in that hole, put your finger in that hole. Conveyor belt. Thank you. And then it had a time. So it was attached to a timer and the timer was made the the wheel move, which often was the time to go. I'm sure it was 60 seconds. I mean, you're watering your plant every 60 seconds. Well, it's a it's a concept piece. I didn't have the tools. This was what it could be.

Let's say if you had a kitchen timer that went for an hour. Why aren't there timers that go for like 24 hours? Why aren't there timers that go every 24 hours? Big kitchen timers that do 24 hours. They're jumping. You do two hands. To turn. Yeah.

I want to invent one. I would love that. Put an egg in a pot. I guess it's not inventing, it's just making. I'm making my famous 24 hour eggs. Oh, yummy. I'll make 24 hour eggs. Oh yummy, homemade 24 hour eggs. They're completely gray. They're absolute chalk, enjoy.

So for my science project, when I was, I think in eighth grade, our teacher at the beginning of the year was like, okay, you're gonna have to do a science project this year and you're gonna have to clear it through me and it's gonna be like half of your grade and it's gonna be a big thing, you have to make a huge presentation out through me. And it's going to be like half of your grade. And it's going to be a big thing. You have to make a huge presentation.

And I get the patent. Yes. But so I was so lazy. I wish teachers would have a short take with things their students did. They just act like it was theirs. They have a pull out three sided board. And it has like three sided board.

Even those foam boards that have three sides that stand out. But they say like science project. Yeah, it's like cardboard, but you just fold it. Like a gatefold. Whatever you need it to be called. Okay, honey, you don't know what a gatefold is. When you say something has three sides, when you say something has three sides,

that's hard to picture. Well, a triangle. Is it hard to picture? Something with three sides? Yeah. How about a person, top, bottom, middle? I still corrected both sides. I think correct both sides.

So I never said that. I was so lazy that I just said like, my idea for a project was we had a poodle at the time and it was something to the effect of like, how long does a poodle Survive underwater. And then we didn't have a poodle survive underwater? And then we didn't have a poodle for very long. Then I had to go to a counselor.

It was like, how long does a poodle be outside versus. How long does it be outside? How long does a poodle be outside? How long is it considered abuse if it's outside? How long does a poodle be outside? What was your poodle's name? Pepsi. Pepsi!

Pepsi! Ha ha about that. Pepsi the poodle. But it basically just entailed me like staring at my poodle all day for a few days and writing down my findings. Oh I love when kids do stuff like that and they think that's like a project. And it got cleared And then I'm sorry. What was experiment again? How long? How bees a poodle outside poodle outside why go I'm not what that poodle do what that poodle do dough or maybe it was like

How often does a poodle sleep? I don't know. I don't remember what it was, but it just I just remember You gotta figure stuff like that now you can just look it up here. I'm't remember what it was, but I just remember. How long does a poodle sleep? You gotta figure stuff like that. Now you can just look it up. Here, I'm gonna look it up. There's no way you would have known that before. Does a poodle sleep? How long does a poodle sleep? Approximately 13 hours. Only at night?

Um, I think total 13 in their life. They sleep during the night. They're so tired. In their lives, an hour a year. They're running on fumes. Oh, it can be normal. Free poodle you see is running on fumes. Some dogs can sleep as much as 20 hours a day. That's a good dog.

20 hours a day. That's a good dog. Yeah, that's a good dog. It is a good dog. Just a chill out dog. Low maintenance. That's just a hang out dog. Just a chill dog.

Good cuddle. But I remember barely doing the gatefold fold out It is a good dog. Just a chill out dog. Low maintenance. That's just a hang out dog. Just a chill dog. Good cuddle. But I remember barely doing the gatefold fold out and just kind of like doing it with a marker and no pictures or anything. I think I just like stapled my, the lined paper where I wrote down what he did all day to it or something like that. I got a terrible grade. In high school, my first year of high school, I had this class called, uh, IPS introductory physical science, irritable penis syndrome.

You just poop out of your dick all day. Yeah. And it makes you irritable. We had to do this experiment. We had not an experiment. We had to do it. We had to do a report and I can't remember what the broad assignment was, but I did a report on computer languages, which at the time were a- Really? Which by the way-

Beep, beep, beep, beep probably came into play. Bip absolutely came into play. This ties into our connections the other day. Computer languages. That's right. That one I did not understand. You did not complete. You finally did get the computer languages.

But that was the first one I got. No, no, I didn't get it. That was a line I didn't understand. Or it was it was just I left to I don't know what happened It was bad. You gave it to God. I gave that one to God I threw God never gives you a connections that you can't solve. That's not true You're not trying hard enough. Um, and so it was like I didn't know what I was doing. It was my idea Did you know anything about computers? No.

They go beep, bop, boop. Yeah. That's all I put. But not BIP. That's where I failed. But I got a failing grade on that paper. No, Paul, not you. The teacher was like, this was the beginning

of my problems with science at school, where everyone assumed that I should be good at it. Why? Cause you had glasses. Because I had good grades otherwise, right? You have a beard and glasses. Yeah, I went to war lab, go to school. Yeah.

Your name was Nikolai Tesla. And I was just like, I didn't know what I, I couldn't do any science that had math attached to it. Oh, that's a lot of really did not want to. Except biology, I did great. Yeah, they moved me into the slightly dumber track. Oh, in biology? Biology, yes.

Really? Yes. And then I was like, this is where I belong, baby. I was just talking about this on Mike's podcast. Dumber track, I love it. But I was talking about that in my, so I skipped, I didn't do biology freshman year of high school because you were allowed to save it to sophomore year if you wanted to, but like no one did that.

I just didn't want to do it. And so I did it the next year, but then I was in a class with all freshmen and two other sophomores because it was like mostly freshmen. And I had to do a project where we had, And me. We had like a whole semester long project where we had to like, A season long arc?

You had to be doing this the whole time. Doing what? Whatever your project was. Reconstructing a baby pig. Oh my God. One year they tear it apart. The next year they put it back together. We've talked about that.

Oh yeah, disgusting. What was your project? So I didn't have anything, I didn't think about it for months. I just was like, I don't care. I don't know what this is. It is weird that they make you take science. What bearing does it have on your life at all? I mean, I remember a couple things from it.

But anyways, so- Like what? The one that we laughed about, DEET. I remember what DEET is from Silent Spring. That's where the kids grind on each other. Exactly. So I had the last second it was due and I was like, I got to figure this out. So like the weekend before it was due, I I don't know somebody's friend's mom, my friend's mom helped me.

They knew a biologist who was going to like the creek to like do a study. How do they know this person? It was so lucky. Wait, this sounds familiar to me. I probably told it. Well, I've talked about the bug man of the bug man of Alcatraz previously. I might've talked about this then, but this person took me to like the creek or the river or whatever the fuck it was You were never seen again, and I went here. I'm a ghost And we I got I put big waders on I was like in the water like getting getting samples and like looking at the samples of what cells and the spores and like in a microscope water right just like

Disgusting there's gross shit in it. Yeah, of course. And then I had to write a paper about it. And they took all these. Nothing worse than a creek. They took pictures of me on a disposable camera. Yeah, right. And then I put those in my book. Right.

Yeah. See, I did it. This is all I did before. Yeah, honestly, I'm like, I did great. Wow. Yeah. Congrats. Because I just dated everything. Like it was all different times and stuff.

That was the only science report that I can remember that I ever did. Well, I did biology twice because we did it in junior high and then also in ninth grade. And we've discussed before I dissected both a frog and a worm. I did worm, frog, pig. I did pig, frog, I think the end. Pig, frog, the end. Pigs, I think the end. Pig, frog, the end. Pigs, that's the worst.

That's the worst. It's horrible. It's the most like a human though, right? That's really, well, you look like one. You're just saying, jeez. Weight and looks wise. Yeah, you're like two pounds and- You're covered in mud.

No, it's so- Your best friend's a spider. But then I was able to skip chemistry. Your best friend's a spider. But then I had to take physics, which I don't remember anything. That seems hard. Other than irresistible force and shit.

Irresistible force. In my high school, you only had to take three years of science, so senior year I did not take one. I was thrilled. Yeah, that's why I. So senior year, I did not take one. I was thrilled. Yeah, that's why I skipped my freshman year, but that was my mistake. Yeah, I didn't have to do math and science in my senior year.

Yeah. And we also did not have a PE program at my school. What? What? You never got to see other dudes naked? No. Do you want to now? Yeah.

PE? I've never seen a penis. Isn't that crazy? It was crazy. I don't, I don't. Not even running around the school or anything? No, nothing. I mean, there was a sports program,

but we did not have to do PE. That's nice. That's great. It was great. I hated it every day. Oh, I know. It eliminated one. And we had to do swimming.

That was humiliating. Right. Co-ed. I remember you saying that there was pulling people's pants down crazy. Oh, well that was just during basketball. That's just running around the gym. Yeah.

Pancing people in middle school. I know people would just, it could happen at any time. Yeah. You're just, you have your guard down and suddenly your fucking shorts are on your ankles. We do that during three of them episodes. We're always pulling our pants down. It's so brutal.

It's our own though. It's real, yes. You two. Because we're sitting down at a table and yeah, my pants are down right now. I mean, I can't tell because we're on Zoom. I took scuba diving in ninth grade. What? I took scuba diving.

We did scuba in my class. Oh yeah, I remember I took drag racing. Like RuPaul's? Yeah. We did scuba in the pool. Yeah, we did scuba in the pool too. Okay. That's where you do it.

But it was disgusting. I mean, it's like, why? I don't imagine that they were really cleaning those masks and mouthpieces. You just pulled them out of a big tub and just used it. I gotta believe that they clean them. I hope so. I think it's a cursory cleaning at best. They're wiping it down with a paper towel. You guys have brain worms. Sorry. It was horrible. I can smell it, right? I can smell the chlorine in the locker room and how panicked I was. And it was just awful. Why?

Well, I couldn't swim. Didn't you elect to take, well then why? No, I had to. You had to do it? Oh, we got to do it. But I didn't say I couldn't swim because I didn't, I was embarrassed. And there were some girls who said they couldn't swim

and they sat in the little pool the whole time. Look back and I'm like, should have done that. Oh my God, just sitting in a little pool all day? But they were friends and I wasn't friends with them. So it was like, that would be awkward. So you decided to drown instead. Yeah, I jumped off the diving board. I mean, I'm sure I've told this.

I just, on the first day of the test, I just- On the first day of the test, I jumped into the pool. I jumped off the diving board. And it was, I'd never done that. And I was- Well, that's great. 16, 15. And how did you feel about that? Was it terrifying?

Yeah. But you were good? Well, I- Were you able to dog paddle at least? Yeah. Okay. But I was like frog. Frog paddle, excuse me.

I wasn't dog. That would have been like a little bit of a giveaway. I did a log paddle where I just sunk. Yeah. But I mean, again, I'm sure I've told this to you both. Well, let's not get in our heads about it. Because I don't remember you ever talking about this. When I was in fourth grade,

I couldn't swim forever, obviously. And when I was in fourth grade, I read a book about a girl who couldn't swim. And it was called- You wrote a book about a girl? I read a book, I read a chapter book, the Alice books, not Go Ask Alice, but it was a separate thing.

It was this girl, Alice, who always had trials and tribulations, and she couldn't swim and she learned by, and someone told her like, pop up like a champagne cork. I put your arms going corkscrew. Yeah. And I just remembered that. And then I just did that. You just did that, great.

And I passed. And then I was able to do all the activities. And I did, probably got better at swimming because of it, but it was always, it's also horrible because you're in a bathing suit and you're with boys and it's so gross and it's bad and you don't know your body. It's weird.

It does seem insane that it used to be to teach someone to swim, you just take them down to the watering hole and throw them in. Yeah. And that was it. Yeah, because I lived in our town as well. No, but just, you know, 100 years ago.

I mean, my parents tried many. That was the theory. They tried many times for me to swim. I just always quit because I would just start panicking. I would get a little bit better every time. You know, I kind of start from scratch over and over again. I'm not a great swimmer. I had trouble.

I remember going to camp and we had swimming lessons. That was the worst at camp. And had trouble. I remember going to camp and we had swimming That was the worst that can and it was I remember being like I could I could survive essentially Yeah, you know, thank God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise it would be to them We never would have had this show if you died. It would have been to them When I was little I and I apologize if I've told you this, but I during my- We do need to stop saying that. During my-

No more apologies. Once I heard it from you, I knew it was- No more, but we can't. But during my swimming lessons, when I was five or six, I was so scared of them that I- Can we nail this down? Yeah, what held were you? Give it like what were you-

I was 18. So that was a lie. So six plus five and then a few more. But I was so scared of the swimming lessons and so scared of drowning that I ran away out of the pool and the pool it was a community pool and it was next to a graveyard and I ran into the grave. I ran into the graveyard and hid behind the gravestones. This is less scary to me than the pool. Yeah, you want to creep.

You hid behind a creep. The pool next to the graveyard. That's so scary. That's too many scary things happening. There's just not enough room. We got to put it right here. Oh my god. It is crazy.

First of all, why have graveyards? Well, you know, that is a question we need to consider consider because I feel over time there's not going to be space. Why didn't we bury people standing? When you drive into New York from the airport and you go past those very long amounts of graves, but then the skyscrapers just hanging out behind them, you just go like, this is just one step to the next. We live and then we die. It's just very, very depressing. Little preview of the future before you go into the big city. One time I was, I remember one night, I flew into New York and I was on that same route and by the side of the road was a car and the rear of the car was engulfed in flames

and nobody slowed down. It was like, this is New York. And I'd never seen anything like that. Just like out of a movie. Hey, I'm burning my car here. What are you looking at? Oh, dude, we were driving yesterday on the freeway and suddenly, Cool Up went, oh no.

And I looked around, I couldn't see anything. I'm like, what is it, honey? And she's like, the guitarist. You sounded so weary. What is it, honey? What is it now? She said, she said the guitarist, the guitarist. The guitarist.

I said, what? And I'm looking around. It's called the pianist, idiot. And it's amazing. Oscar worthy, honey. No, but and then suddenly I saw what she was talking about. She think she meant motorcyclist. Oh, no, is this another one of those?

Another one of her. No, she just she met motorcyclists. But there was a 42 motorcyclists. There was a guy in the fast lane doing life in the fast. Was he surely about to lose his mind? Doing a complete wheelie where he was 90 degrees. Why are people insane?

I don't like that. And everyone was slowing down because no one wants to like be the person who murdered this lunatic. Yeah. And he's just totally wheelieing and doing all these tricks and stuff in the fast lane of the freeway. It's fucking crazy.

He finally moves out of the fast lane. We like creep by him. We're looking at him. He has like a GoPro on his helmet. He's like, Oh, what a loser. That one, cause he could hurt himself and others. Yes. And that's not also just, you know, being the person to murder someone like, you know, you'd feel bad about it. Well, and you'd go to jail for that. The guitarist makes me think of how there was a period of time where I kept calling

umbrellas balloons and I couldn't stop. I'm sorry, how long of a period? This was when I was 24 and I just, it happened once. And then I was like, what? I just kept saying, look at that balloon. Or vice versa. And then I was like, what? I just kept saying, look at that balloon. Or vice versa. And then I was like, what? What's vice versa?

The balloon's like, the Macy's Day parade, it's like all umbrellas. I can't remember if it was an umbrella or a balloon that I was talking about, but I said the wrong word. And I was like, what? And then it happened many more times. And then it- Did someone have to sit you down?

It was like, I just kept catching myself and I was going, why do I keep doing that? And then every once in a while it'll happen now. That's so strange. Isn't that weird? Like where I'll think the wrong one. And I'm like, what? Well, it is a rainy day today. Rainy days. So I have my balloon. Gong, gong, gong, gong. Yeah.

What? It's in English, not English, but general public. It is very rainy today and it was raining all night long. Yes. And that was lovely. All night long. I would say Ed Sullivan instead of Ed Sullivan all the time. I still like on Mike, on Mike all the time. And we did an Ed Sullivan episode on my TV show and I kept saying Ed Sullivan

to the point where I was like, why is this happening? Did you even know you were saying it? Yes. Yeah. Sometimes when you say the wrong thing, you don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But Cool Out, by the thing, you don't know. It's so weird. Yeah. But Cool Out, by the way, did laugh. She said, I called it a guitarist. It's like, yeah.

I heard myself do it. I would not identify it as motorcyclist. I would have said motorcycle. I don't acknowledge the humanity of motorcycles. I think I would have said, look at that fucking idiot. Exactly.. I think I would have said, look at that fucking idiot. Exactly. And I would have looked in the rear view mirror at myself.

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Paula and I will talk. Wait, what was I going to tell you guys? You're saying that you say a motorcycle machine. No, there was something else. Was it about something that you called Ed Sulivision? We were talking about that before the break. Actually, reality recap, reality recap, yeah. Reality recap, yeah. Oh.

There's this new game show, I guess that counts as reality. And Rob Lowe hosts us, have you seen this? The floor. Have you seen this? I've seen one episode of The Floor. I've seen an episode of The Floor 2, but I checked it out on the recent one

to see what was going on. The premise is very simple, okay? Here's what it is. The floor. Well, did I sound complicated It's a room and it has a floor in 81 people on squares on a floor Each one is it Paul? And that's it

They have to figure out what to do Each one is an expert quote unquote of one topic fruit there's no way there's 81 desserts anyone what there's not 81 topics in the world no yeah how then they go ahead how much is dog outside let me show your project they go ahead they show pictures of what that mouth do for example they show pictures of fruit I'm an expert in what that mouth do. The one I just checked it on.

They'll just show pictures of fruits. And you have to name it. Each person thinks they're going, that's a lemon, lime, cherry. And if you get it wrong, you lose time. You lose three seconds. And then a person is eventually eliminated from that because they don't get, they run out of time on their side

and they don't get enough fruits. So wait, I'm sorry, all the 81 experts are competing against each other. Yeah. And so- One gets picked by random and then they decide who to go up against. You would be like, I would probably know all of the,

what do you know? Yeah, what do you know about anything? Types of ties. Yeah. Let's say hats. Let's say hats because of your time in hats in the gopher. Okay, and then I'd be like, ooh, I don't feel confident going against a wolf.

Serby, Heidi, Fedora, Trilby, Cat. Yeah. Someone did dogs the other day, it was very difficult, I thought. I did that, I watched that one. I watched that one. That went by the first one. Yeah, that was the first one.

I've only seen the first one. Well anyways, it's gonna take them a million years because I checked in on episode seven, there's still like a billion people there. I'm like, we one. Yeah, that was the first one. I've only seen the first one. Well, anyways, it's gonna take them a million years because I checked in on episode seven, there's still like a billion people there. I'm like, we gotta get down to the, I wanna see someone win the money. Well, that's- Just watch the last one.

It's not out yet. That's also- But I will. That's also to me like creators because- I love creators. We just finished the first season of- Welcome to the dark side. Alan Cumming brings so much amazing energy.

I want all of his clothes. He has amped it up so much in season two. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. I always wondered, do you think he memorizes his little monologues when he comes in? Yeah, I think so. Like a performer, he's so great.

Everybody's a quick study. Yeah, he's awesome. We watched season one of the UK, which that was where after like three, four episodes when they were when they vote at the roundtable, it's still so many people. Yeah, I know. You forget about them in the US.

They amped it up to where it feels like there's five or six more than the first. There were so many. And it does feel like you want to go like, let's just get to. But you also need to see, of course, play out because you don't know. You can't just pop in later and be like, oh, so and so is gone. I don't know what happened. Also, they eliminate all the traders. The show's done. So they.

Yes, I feel like they must keep. They have to. Recruiting. Yeah. Yeah. Traders. But that is part of it. We're on like season three or four or or episode three or four of the US version. It's great. So we're trying to avoid spoilers. We are caught up, but it's torture to wait every week. Here's something that bugs me about it. Yeah. About the US version. It's all the reality show people. But you know what? Well then you're going to hate season

two. No it's season two. I know because it's all reality show people. Oh you're watching season one right now? Yes. Oh well because, oh well season one is a mixture of civilians and reality people. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is great. Season one is now? Yes. Oh, well season one is a mixture of civilians and reality people. Season one, I like the civilians better. We've talked about this, right? Do I need to explain what the game is to anyone out there listening? It's basically mafia or like a theater game.

It's mafia, yeah, which we would play, we played when we went to Hawaii together. Our famous Hawaii trip. And the funniest was when I turned to Janie and I said, you're mafia, and she burst into like laughing tears. And was like, why would you say that? Like it was so obvious that she was.

Oh my God, I love it. It was so funny. It sucked to play with her because she could tell when I was lying. We could tell when each other were lying. Right. I think she thinks I can't tell when she's lying. It's like, of course I can't. Everyone can tell when she a lie. Yeah. Right. I think she thinks I can't tell what she's lying. It's like, of course I can't tell when she was lying. But she was like, I,

it's Paul. Right. Well, that best was when Nora just was like, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm in the mafia. Yeah, I know. When I was playing mafia at one party, I was playing so hard and I was like, people were saying, are you mafia? I'm like I was playing so hard and I was like, people were saying, are you mafia? I'm like, I will tell you when I'm mafia. I am an honest person and when I am mafia, I will say it. And then sure enough, the next one I got mafia

and I said, everyone, I am mafia. And they voted me out and I was like, that proves it though. But then you have to drop that into the next round you don't tell them. Right. Well, we were playing that game, Secret Hitler, which is a board game, which I'm now starting to like. I mean, the real one was bad enough. You know what I mean?

The public one. We went to a game night and we were. Why don't they call it private Hitler? Yeah. Like he's in the army? No, that he's private Hitler reporting for duty. Ah, nine. Anyways, the same game essentially.

Right. But it's a board game version of that. But this way you get to think about it. I know, it's not good, but anyways. What's worse, the mafia or Hitler? Mike and I went to. I'd rather think of a werewolf than Hitler. We went to a board game or a game night

and we were like, this was years ago. And we all smoked weed. This was years ago. Yeah, okay. Okay, so this is- Smoked weed years ago. But I think I was definitely way more high than anybody else.

And I didn't really know the other people very well. way more high than anybody else. And I didn't really know the other people very well. And so it was like my close friends who were hosting and then two other couples and us. And like, I didn't really know the other couples. Like it was maybe my first time hanging out with them. And we're playing this game and I like to get very into games like this.

Like I want to win and it's fun. But I was also really high. So in the game, like you're- Great combo. Yeah. I'm very competitive and it's fun, but I was also really high. So in the game, like you're- Great combo. Yeah. I'm very competitive and also out of my mind. You're like, you pull cards and you're determined whether you're a fascist or a liberal,

which is the same as traitor or faithful. And then I like the way the cards work, like the other person, like, well, like you basically, you pull cards and you can go like, okay, since I am a fascist, my goal is to push the fascist agenda. So I'm going to try to give this other person who gets to choose for my cards only fat, you know, they kind of have to go with what I'm trying to push. Anyway, it involves lying.

It involves being like a little thoughtful. I'm right. Meanwhile, you're high. Yeah. And then I gave the cards and then they were like, I have to put a fascist because I god damn it. I want to tell you, by the way, you're high. Yeah, and then I gave the cards and then they were like, I have to put a fascist, because I, god damn it, I want to tell this wrong now. By the way, you're high right now. I'm not high right now. You should tell everyone.

This is too confusing. Anyway, I literally just go like, I said exactly the wrong thing, but I was so adamant about it. And I was like, I had to put fascists, you gave me all liberals or whatever. Like it was like, it didn't make sense. And everyone's like, what?

And I was like, so strong. And then I was like, he's Hitler, he told me. Like I was like. He told me. I was like pointing didn't make sense and everyone's like what and I was like so strong and then I was like he's Hitler He told me like I was like I was like when everyone had their eyes closed. He said he was like I was like Hating it and it was not cool. I can feel the room turn against me and the game was bad Have you ever seen any of those people ever again? I don't remember who one of the couples was and then the other one, yes,

but I always feel like the guy's kind of like, hey. Yeah, there's that hint of her. Maybe. Speaking of reality. Hi, Hitler. Speaking of reality recap, yeah. When my mother-in-law was staying with us right before Christmas, or during Christmas, actually.

That old battle axe. That old battle axe. She always comes out for a month or so and stays with us. And we were searching for something to do with her. And- That's tricky. A couple years ago, our friend Maddie had set up, she's a big Bravo head. He had set up a sort of tour of the Vanderpump Rules restaurants that were out.

So I think they went to Sir. Yes. They went to Tom Tom. We did talk about this very recently. You and I? On this show. No, we didn't. I believe we did.

We did? I believe we did. Where she saw Tom? Yeah. I believe we did. We talked about this? About two episodes ago. Two episodes ago?

Yeah. No. I wouldn't have stopped you if it was last season, but it's now. But they're dating now. Who? Oh, this is a new development. Your mother-in-law?

Yeah. And Tom. And Tom. Okay, you left that out of the story. Sandoval? No, this is recent. Schwartz. This is why I'm bringing it up.

Sandoval can't show up there anymore. Well, he might be dating her and cheating on her. Oh, good point. Or cheating with her. I never even thought about that. Now that's a scandal. Oh, layers. He's cheating with Tom Schwartz's girlfriend? That is a scandal. Who's dating? My mother-in-law and Tom. Okay. Bit's still going. That's why I'm, that's why I'm...

How long does Bit go? How long Bit go outside? A science report. How long did Bit go outside? But did we talk about the MJ musical? He, etc. Because that's the other place we went. I don't think so. What if the name of that musical was he etc. You'll get all the hits. You went to see that? Yes. That was the other thing we got. We got free tickets. Because she loves Michael Jackson. No, it was something to do. She hasn't heard. It was something to do. Something to do. I got free tickets. Because she loves Michael Jackson or something. No, it was something to do. She hasn't heard. It was something to do. Something to do.

I got free tickets for research purposes. Oh, yes. Oh, right. So we went and like Pete Townsend that time. I don't know that joke. Please don't explain it. Yeah, I won't. But a very, very strange musical. About a very strange man.

So is it his whole life? Is there multiple actors playing him? No, no, well, there are child actors. But the conceit of it is MTV in 1993 comes to a rehearsal for his concert in order to interview him. And the tough but fair interviewer wants to, she wants to make a real documentary about it

and ask him real questions. And they're all assuming it'll be a puff piece. This is the musical? I don't think you needed to have this sort of con. I feel like you just go like, it's his life story. What a weird. Yeah. So they. Isn't there just enough there like to go like child star. life story what a weird yeah so so they isn't there just

enough there like to go like child star we all know the story yeah I guess I assumed it was more of a jukebox II kind of thing that was not necessarily it was it was a strange combination of like him talking about his life and you flashing back to the 60s when he's in the Jackson 5 as a kid yeah exactly all these and they're singing the actual songs as, these are songs and we are the people singing them. And then suddenly he'll start in the present day feeling really bad about something

and then start singing, it's like I'm a stranger in Moscow. And it's not a song that he. Stranger in my scalp? What's that mean? That is scary. I'm afraid of that. of that after his hair got burnt But there was one time where I thought what does he say he's singing like man in the mirror or something like that And he sings it to her the interview interviewer, and they dance around.

And then she's like, I love the way you see the world through your eyes. It was like so strange. This sounds terrible. It was really bad. Oh my God. But it's won like awards and shit, right? It was winning.

It was winning. The dude who played MJ won. Right, right, right. And the guy we saw, he was great. Why can't we just like, if you gotta do it, don't call attention to it, you know what I mean? If you're gonna do this musical, I can't stop you. But does everybody else should not call attention to it.

We should be able to stop one musical in our lives. I know that one- I'm not saying a year. One monkey don't stop no show. Right. But does one civilization stop one musical? Do you think it? Yes. Gutenberg.

Oh yeah. No, we talked about it. Oh, we talked about the show. Who was the celebrity guest? Edina Menzel. Adele de Zim. Did they make that joke? She made it.

She made it, Adele de Zim! She's just gotta change it. It's so much better. You simply have to just change your name. It's so much better. Adele deazeem. And then John Travolta will know you. Yes.

Which would be great. What if she changes her name and then he hears somebody refer to her as Adele Dazeem and he's like, I was right. Why did I get so much fun of so much? That was one of the best. Everyone's gaslighting. That was one of the best TV moments in like the last.

Oh, it was a gift. Whatever years. It was the best TV moments in like the last. Oh, it was a gift. Whatever years. It was a gift. I think about it so often. It's just so amazing. He never asked to make another movie. No.

It's like, it's perfect capstone at the end of his career. He could have run for president after that in one. Yes. He should have said his name was a delta z. Why don't more celebrities run for president? Cause we found like this lower tier. Well they started to after. But you know what I mean? this lower-tier game show guy yeah gets it like anyone could but that's the there was like after Trump

there was like this spate of like all these fucking people that had never been in politics for of them like I'm going to run for office believe that fame is better than politics. What does that mean? Being like incredibly famous and rich. Oh, you mean as a guy just success in politics? No, just like you're happier being a famous rich person. Well, politics seems very difficult. Politics seems like a fucking boring drag.

Yeah. And everyone hates you. Everyone hates you. But you do get a lot of money being corrupt. Because the one thing that I relate to Trump on is... Oh, let's hear it. Is like when they bathe, everyone came out and admitted, oh, yeah, he doesn't roll up to the office till one. I was like, yeah, I get it.

I wouldn't want to either. So when he was, did he live at the White House at all? Yeah, you usually do. But I thought he kept his apartment and didn't really live there. No, he lived in the White House. But they, but they. Of course, Mar-a-Lago, the winter White House. Yes.

So he just wasn't there a lot. But he. No, he would just be on the internet every every morning. And then he would like my space and stuff and then come down. Yeah. What's going on? On his phone. I'm like, yeah, I get it. Yeah.

That's my space. No, I mean, there are days when it's cool. Ops turn to my topic. He's adjusting to get the baby in the morning. Yeah. Where it's like, I'm just there are days when it's cool ups turn to losing my topic. He's like adjusting to get the baby in the morning. Yeah. Where it's like, I'm just enjoying laying in bed, like being on my phone. And I'm avoiding what's going on downstairs. I understand. It's great. Oh, I never get to do that. Meaning Holly won't allow me to continue sleeping if Mike gets her.

Well, that is the one thing that like she despises Mike. Right. But it's like literally like, just wake up! Mom, I'm going to be alone with this guy! We do take turns cool up and I go every other day. And when I get Emmy, I'll take her downstairs and I'll give her milk and a snack and all that kind of stuff.

Meanwhile, Cool Up gets her and then five minutes later, I'm still in bed, I hear, let's go say hi to daddy. It's like this is defeating the point. Like we're taking turns so I can just lay her in bed. Yeah, yeah. You gotta do it sometimes. I'm gonna start coming over when she says that. Yeah, let's say hi to daddy.

Say hi to daddy. And then suddenly, I'm in my jammies. You're crawling into the room. Crawling in bed. Jumping up and down. Daddy! Daddy, wake up! Daddy, wake up!

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it's nothing more than a parlor game. You can write to us at freedomusa.gmail.com. Send us an email. And if you have a fun game, parlor game, a car game, you know, that kind of thing. A game to pass the time. We have fun and we're gonna have fun with this game. We've played it before and we're gonna play it again right this very second.

It's called Carneli. Carneli, what this is is we go around in a a circle we'll say the title of something that we should decide whether it's maybe we'll do different rounds we can do songs for instance and someone says the title of a song and then the next person has to say a different song title are we doing a letter the last letter or the last word I think the last letter last letter that's the last the last can it just be a letter, the last letter or the last word? I think the last letter. Last letter. That's easier.

Does that have to be the last, the last? Can it just be a word in the song? I think it should be the last. Oh. Because that's the way to... Because it could get weird if the word is like a word that's not common. Let's try the last letter and see how it goes. Last letter reminds me too much of Hunt.

But let's try it. Let's just see. In the next round... Okay, I don't want to do hunt. But let's try it. Let's just see. And the next time. Okay, I don't want to do that, but let's try it. Let's do one this way. And then the next time we'll do your way. I like the idea that we're going to try it to see what it feels like.

Let's just see. Because. Let's just see how it goes. Because usually we say what the rules are and Paul, you say you don't like it and then we try it and it's fine. Wow. He said, usually you don't like it. Yeah, I heard Yeah I heard.

You could pop off right now if you want to. You want to pop off? I could but I'm not going to. Let's hear it. Let's hear what? The game. This is what we just talked about. Start it. Let's do it. Let's hear it by doing it. Can't wait to hear that last letter. Let's hear what the game is by doing the game. Yes okay. Well put. Thank you. Do you want me to game is by doing the game. Yes, well put. Thank you. Do you want me to start and we'll go clockwise? Yes. Paul doesn't understand clockwise, you have to explain it.

Dream Weaver. Um. Pfft. It's hard. We just sang one right before we started rolling. Do you want to do a song that starts with weaver? Reunited. Reunited.

I almost said run comma born to. Don't stop believing. Now this is an N right? I think so. Not a G because it's an N apostrophe. Natalie and Bruce. I don't have to do it starting with an apostrophe Do I if you could that'd be great? Some tis a figgy. Oh, I got one. Oh you do. Yeah, okay

Well, let's say what it is, but I'm gonna do end round midnight round midnight. That's good. That's great I'm gonna do end. Okay No one is to blame. Howard Jones. E. E to me. Every day I write the book. Keep. Keep. Don't stop believing. Keep. Keep. Don't stop believing keep keep don't stop

This is hard keep Keep it Keep it Don't stop don't stop the't stop it now. Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop the beat. I'm out. You're out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hmm Everybody wants to rule the world whoa Drive by the car fuck is wrong with a lot of words end in e I'm finding the ones you yeah, you're finding Anything with eggs thanks Egyptian national anthem Wow Oh my gosh! Wow! That's a deep hole call.

Oh actually, Egypt Egypt! By whom? Oh, what's the guy's fucking name? I have it on my phone. Okay. There's also what is it? Something Lover is his name. Jonathan Richmond and the... Modern Lovers?

Modern Lovers, because he does Egyptian Something the Egyptian lover is the name of the artist. Oh the Egyptian lover his song Egypt to Egyptian lover lover Okay, so it what is it? Eat Egypt Egypt. Yes. Okay, so T the way we were with an E Paul you're enjoying this. Enter the Dragon. Oh is that a song? I don't know. Let's look it up. I bet it is. Enter the Dragon song. I'm gonna look it up. There's a soundtrack, Enter the Dragon, but not a song. I'm out. Wow. Scott, you won, congrats.

Congratulations. Now let's play it the way you wanna play it, Paul. With a word? Sure. Thank you. It's not gonna work. Why is it not gonna work? Because, let's try it.

Let's try it, but let's do it the way you want. Why is it not gonna work? Do you wanna do a movie, Or do you wanna do a song? Or do you wanna do a book? Like Dreamweaver. Weaver. Well don't say that. But we wanna say it because we wanna win.

How about in dreams? There's a million songs in a dream. The way you wanna do it is any word. Any word from the song. Well yeah, if you have a compound word like that, like what else are you gonna do? Dreamweaver? Don't come for me. That's two different words. This is getting really

You're saying Dreamweaver is two words? Yes. Well then what's the problem Lauren? Well we thought it was the last word. Weaver. Weaver only. I also suggested that it didn't have to be the last word. Well that's then let's play that way. I like this. And we'll have a lot of fun. How it's being so... Because I swear to God this is how we played it before that it didn't it wasn't the last word. I like this and we'll have a lot of fun how it's being so because I swear to God This is how we played it before that it didn't it wasn't the last one I'm sure because I didn't take a word from it. That was really hard So I think that can't be how we play it was irritating and it was shitty

Your attitude yes, I agree, you know what guilty as charged. Let's try it again tree weaver Weaver my heart. Weaver my heart. Exactly. Okay, okay. In a gada devita. Oh Jesus Christ.

Gada new attitude. Uh. New song, Howard Jones. Wait, you're just making shit up. No, I'm not. Why are they all Howard Jones? Right? Let's hear us a little bit of new song by Howard Jones. Those thing up. Ding, ding, ding.

There's the man. Throw up your banjo chains. Throw off your banjo and chains. Here, we have an ad before it. Video play soon, though. Only 10 more seconds. Video play soon, though. Yeah, unskippable. But don't worry, video play soon.

You can also do like the iTunes preview. That's true. Which would not be ads. What are we doing? We're listening to Howard Jones. Alright, let's start again. This isn't even it. This is something called coincidence. Okay, just turn that off.

How about? Safety dance. Okay. Wait, why? Oh, this is new? I wanna dance with somebody. Okay. I wanna dance with. Dance, Howard Jones. I wanna. Dance. With.

Dance, Howard Jones. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm trying to think of body songs.

How about with? I sing the body electric. From fame. From fame. I think it's sing a song. Isn't that what it's called? Sing, sing a song. Make it loud. Was that, is that from Sesame Street?

Sing out strong. It was sung on Sesame Street, but I don't know if it originated there. Oh, it's the Carpenters. I don't know if they're the original, but it seems like they are. I'll tell you what's from Sesame Street. Good morning, star shine.

Sing a song. Kierdjewski, Jekyll, Monop, Kirstuv, it's in. Whoa, that just took me back. Original but it seems like they are I'll tell you what's the Sesame Street. Good morning stars Kierkegaard up Kirsten Song for Zula that's a song song for Zula. Yeah. Yeah, I know that's a song We bought a zoo. Movie. That's not a song. We bought a zoo. Is movie in parentheses? Yes. Okay.

And is that a song? We're doing movies now. Oh, okay. Fair enough. All right. That was interesting. We bought a zoo. Movie.

Movie. Actually, that title would be better with parentheses movie. Absolutely, absolutely. Because it's so strange, you see it in the paper. We bought a zoo. The Muppet movie. Oh, so it is just a movie, it's not. Yeah.

Um, Muppet Christmas Carol movie. The Muppet Stake Manhattan movie. Manhattan movie. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. The Muppets take Manhattan movie. Manhattan movie. Man on Fire movie. The man with one red shoe movie. Angels want to wear my red shoes song. This is like UNO.

We've changed to songs. Angels in the Outfield movie. We should do it like UNO. We've changed to songs. Angels in the Outfield movie. We should do it like UNO where someone names a movie. We can just name another movie that doesn't have any word in common. Or we can change the subject. Let's try that. Okay.

Okay. Or we can change the subject? Or we can change the category by saying- We're already doing that, dear. No, but I'm saying why are you announcing it? Like you say even if you have nothing for either one you could just like I'm just gonna name a movie Anything okay, I'm gonna say Oppenheimer Yeah, yeah, yeah. Angels in the Outfield movie.

You can say anything. Okay, I'm gonna say Oppenheimer. Movie. The atomic bomb. Thing. Soy bomb. Person. Soy milk.

Thing. Soyuz. The space station thing. Use guys. Phrase. Okay. Analyze this phrase. Analyze that movie.

Analyze this porn. Doctor Who, a porn parody, porn. Doctor Who! Okay, Doctor Who, porn parody, porn. So you can do porn or you can do something- Could you just say Doctor Who TV? Not to give it to- Magnavox, TV. Okay, life's good, LG TV.

LG TV? Is that what the LG sounds like? Yeah, yeah. I hate that. When you turn on the TV, my parents are like, it says life's good. Well, isn't that how you feel when you sit down to watch your favorite show? It feels good. You got me. Yeah.

Well, this is fun. It was great. I liked it. I liked how we modified. I think the game is a keeper. I liked how we modified. Uno style. Yeah.

Carnal Uno. Although we should also include skips and draw fours into it somehow. Yeah. And wild cards. Yeah. And like arm punches. Arm punches?

So I'm like, gotcha, like jinx, sort of like punch buggies. Yes. If we, while we're playing the game, if we see a car with a one headlight. Yeah. Wallflowers. Yes, Jacob Dillon, person. Band.

Bob Dylan, person. Father. Father. Oh, now we're on fathers? Father, role. My father. Father. My pillow, pillow.

My pillow. There's something so funny about calling your business like my pillow. That's the best he could do? That was the fuck my pillow. It's like okay. The fuck that is? I never thought about it. What a terrible thing.

Was he saying they were his pillows or they were saying anyone can have their own pillow? I think it's like when you have your special pillow and you call it my pillow. I've never done that. Oh, can I have my pillow? May I? Excuse me, madam. May I have my pillow? May I? Excuse me, madam. May I have my pillow? If you have like a pillow that you like, it's your pillow.

That's what I say on the airplane. May I have my pillow? Can you tuck me in, mommy? Oh yeah, ding, sorry. Could you pull the blanket up to my chin? Can you pull it over my nipples? Over my nipples. But not past them.

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That's why on Tuesday an old episode comes out. We want you to call it that too. Yeah, so listen to those. And then also, every other week on Wednesdays, we release our Three Mium episodes. Every other week on Wednesdays. That's how you remember it. Why are you holding this out like we're all supposed to? If anyone wants to jump in, I guess.

Yeah, which I guess you don't because you're eating. And you never do it, Lauren. You never do it. We have to do the house keeping. You're already saying You never do it. We have to do the housekeeping. We were already saying all of it. We always have to do the housekeeping. Do you wanna say this last thing? CBB World Plus Apple Podcast Premium.

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I won't give you the login, unfortunately. But it's threedomusa at Instagram. And you know, that's just about all we have to talk about. We'll be back next week. We'll see you there. We'll tell the exact same stories. So in the meantime, you'll get three visiting on the twos and you'll get a three-mium if you want to go get that. So you don't have to just wait till next Thursday.

You could have more of us all the time. Don't try now. This is embarrassing. Remind me next week to talk about when we went to Shorts and Sandys with my mother. Oh, I got to hear about that. Yeah, goodbye. It's going to be amazing.

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