Threedom - I See Both
Episode Date: July 27, 2023Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about juniors & thirds, Disneyland and play the name game. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedomusa@gmail.com. Leave us a voicema...il at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).
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I did not obey the rule of three.
I wish I had.
Should have done it.
Should have done it.
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You're gonna get it with it
Hi everyone, welcome to the Freedom
Hi
We're back
Where's the players?
We're back, I feel better than ever
I feel like we're true
Yeah, I feel like we haven't seen each other a million years.
No, it's been three weeks.
It has been a while.
A lot has happened.
A lot.
Five weeks ago.
Yeah, tell us.
Well, I've been all over the place.
I mean, wait, what was the last time we saw each other?
Was it before the fourth?
Yeah, it was a...
Wow.
I went to Chicago.
I went to New Buffalo Michigan. I said I was going to Michigan city, but it was actually New Buffalo, Michigan.
Why did you lie? Yeah, why would you lie to me?
Because when I booked the Airbnb, I was searching Michigan city and found this one.
And then after I booked, I realized it was New Buffalo, which is right next to it.
And then you felt embarrassed, so you lied?
I didn't know I lied until I was done speaking to you.
Speaking of being a barist, I thought it's pronounced Arabian.
I've been never heard out loud before and I feel like a fool.
I think we should back up.
I think we should talk about the fourth of July.
Did you guys do your movie night?
Did you have fun?
Yes, did, but what we didn't realize was my next door neighbors
who constantly have parties on holidays.
We have parties.
They have parties.
We'd have one that lasted late into the evening
and so we couldn't do the outdoor movie.
We instead watched it inside.
Toft to not be invited to the big party.
So you're saying.
Yeah.
I wanted to part the bushes and say,
Yeah, we were just gonna watch the movie.
But it sounds like you're all having fun.
If I had gone, I wish I had pajamas
and gone over there.
I knocked it out.
I was a landowner.
You have your candle and you're like,
my candle stub.
Yeah, but it's a little firework
because it's like thematic.
Carrie Lindo, comedian that I know from Philadelphia.
She posted a Instagram story. There was somebody had brought to a Neil Young concert that she was at.
A fucking like Ebenezer Scrooge candles.
Wow.
With a whole stub of candles.
That's how long Bruce Springsteen has been popular.
Like back then Scrooge was a thing.
Do you think Bruce Springsteen is Neil Young, honey?
You said he knows.
Because nobody mentioned Bruce
Bruce.
And he was better with nearly young. He was older.
He's a weird slam on Bruce. I don't even know why I said that. I was like, I don't
even know why. I just don't know why. It just came out. Not what I meant. What I meant.
What I meant. What I meant could have would have shit had.
I also went to Neil Young, was not.
Joplin broccoli.
Was not.
That's why you were so confused.
It's like, I was like, why am I still talking?
Like, it's like he doesn't get what I'm saying.
And I was like, yeah, because he's making me sense.
Okay, go ahead.
Was not, was not approached by anyone at Neil Young.
I feel like his audience is older than our three-to-modients,
but I will say, so I was at
a couple of young themselves. I was at the original piss big. I got a lot of it at, they might be
giant sparks. That makes sense. And then I was at the Amonson watching into the woods, which I know
you're about to see. Into the woods. The touring production. And a gentleman came up to me and I was like,
oh, here we go.
And he goes, hey, I used to come to the death race shows.
Great to see you.
And I was like, I left that interaction
that little disappointed that I was like,
huh, I guess there are no piss pigs here.
Literally three seconds later.
I'm a piss pig.
Nice.
Nice.
That person who spoke to you should get into being a piss pig
because it sounds like he misses you.
I think that you're going into a trash can and go to hell.
Wow.
Straight down a hill.
Straight down a hill to hell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What if you fell down it?
Yeah, what if Jack and Jill went to hell?
What?
Oh my god.
This is a great premise for a movie.
Great premise for a movie.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, so how do we get Andrew Dates Clay in this?
Ask him, there has to be $5.
There has to be a chemical from the day.
Jack and Jill went down to hell.
Oh, hey.
Hey, you.
But it reminded me of this story that I read.
The me being disappointed that the person was in the
Pacific, not the New Testament.
Oh God.
Okay, so there's a little carpenter.
A little carpenter.
Not again.
But it was this profile of Tom Wates written
by the woman who wrote Eprey Love.
And her name is.
Elizabeth Gilbert.
Yes, yes. So she wrote this profile of Tom Wates I love. And her name is Elizabeth Gilbert. Yes.
So she wrote this profile of Tom Weitz and there was a funny part where he was talking about,
like everyone was talking about like, oh yeah, Tom because he doesn't have a regular job
with regular hours, he's always the guy that we call on for, for, for his kids in elementary
school to drive them around to all the field trips.
And they asked Tom, weights about it as he goes, yeah, I have a really old, like, one of those big,
you know, 60s cars. It's really long and big because I have one of those and I'm always looking
for a nine passenger opportunity. But then so then he's talking about so anyway, I took the kids
down to guitar center for a field trip. And I'm just sitting there and I'm waiting. And I'm like, all right, when are people gonna,
I'm gonna be mobbed, obviously.
I'm sitting there, no one recognized me.
None of the people who work there, I'm getting upset.
And I'm getting angry.
No longer it goes on.
I'm posing next to the guitars.
I'm like, come on guys, come on guys.
Then three weeks later, I took the kids to a field trip
at the dump. I pull up people go, hey, it's Tom, come on guys. Then three weeks later, I took the kids to a field trip at the dump, I pull up, people go,
hey it's Tom Weitz!
That everybody knows me at the dump.
Wow, the dump.
That's how I felt, everybody knows me at the dump.
Yes, he is funny Tom Weitz.
Yeah, he is very funny.
Yeah.
I heard a story about him, this was a story from a
dear department of my, oh my burp is my emotions.
Have you ever heard your emotions?
I burp whenever I'm sad.
Have you never burped your emotions?
So Tom Waitz, this is like not long after the early era that you and I, we sang that song together.
Do you remember on 3DM?
Yeah.
Please call me baby.
I love that.
This is probably around that area.
That's one of the best songs of all time I could go ahead and say.
Put on the list of 300 greatest songs.
That's on there.
Dang.
300.
What song?
Please call me baby.
Remember we played it on 3DM on time.
I don't.
Let's play it again because I'm sure all those snores don't remember.
Okay.
Well, no, actually,
if anyone remembers anything into them.
Yeah.
I can't believe they played the song again.
I'm so pissed.
All right, here we go.
First, we have to hear,
we have to see a better help.
But the desk is over here.
Oh my god.
Pay for the fucking premium.
No.
It's funnier.
300. Top 300 songs. Fucking premium. No. It's funnier. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.
300. Top 300 songs.
Just give it a second.
Let it.
On this alone.
Let it play.
I don't know about 300.
Maybe 325.
325.
325.
Let it move you.
I'm leaving.
Felt just like a star. Why did we play? Shh. We were talking about songs we liked. We were talking about songs we liked.
You're horrible.
Just let it go. Do you let it go?
Play the entire song.
No.
Let it get to the heart I'm talking about.
What heart?
So wait, there's only a part of the song that belongs to the top 300 songs.
Yes, too cold to be out walking the streets.
Here we go.
We do crazy things when we're wounded.
This layer is amazing. Here we go. We do crazy things when we're wounded.
There's lyrical.
They have little musical notes, gentlemen.
It's a lovely, lovely song.
It's so beautiful.
Let's shut that shut up.
So here's the story.
Wait, what was the part you like? That part. That part. So here's the story. Wait, what was the part you like?
That part.
That part.
So here's the story that my friend, my late friend, Big Daddy Graham told me.
That's his name.
That was his stage name.
It was his first name.
It was his first name.
It was his first name.
He was Little Daddy Graham and then he grew up.
He's named after the dad.
Little Daddy.
No one's ever dad, Jr.
Why don't we do that?
What do we do that?
We do that.
How come?
Little daddy.
Little daddy, Jr.
How come kids aren't like, am I dad, Jr.?
Yeah.
If you're daddy, am I daddy, Jr.?
I'm daddy, Jr.
Or my mommy, Jr.
Or my little daddy.
Did you ever know anyone who's a true Jr.
Or I knew a third.
A true Jr.?
Yeah, a true Jr. We call my brother. Meaning someone who a man who's a true junior or a... I knew a third junior? A true junior? Yeah, a true junior.
We call my brother.
Meaning someone who's a man who's pregnant.
My father was a junior.
We started my father was a junior.
His father before him.
There was a stondole in our family because my father was the first born.
So he was the junior and then it was expected that when my parents had a son...
That the first born would be a junior.
That's what they did not do that.
You can do it.
No, I know what I'm saying.
So my father's brother, my uncle,
named his next kid, the third.
Like makeup.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't worry, it's still in there.
Do you feel,
and I think it died with him.
I don't think.
Did your parents not want to use that name for some reason?
Or they just wanted to,
like I sort of like,
I find it weird.
Like, everyone at different names,
they know who you're talking to.
I think I like the tradition,
but a lot of people will do like,
they'll name the person the next,
the same full name,
but then they call them,
the middle name where they call them
and a nickname of the first name.
So everyone has a different version.
For the call in junior.
Yeah, which I like.
I think it's cute.
I like, I see both.
Like I do like dead people. I think both. Like I do like dead people.
I think that tradition, I see both dead people.
They were like, you know?
I see both.
I see both.
And Paul Lee.
Routing, Roddy Piper.
The two dead people I see,
they were like a rally, Roddy Piper.
And I never did them in the same place,
which makes me wonder.
Okay, I got questions.
Um, uh, uh, uh, that's what we were talking about juniors to the same place which makes me wonder. Okay, I got questions.
That's what we were talking about juniors and thirds. And before that, we were talking about big daddy gram.
That's right, big daddy gram.
Oh yeah.
And so he told me the story.
So around that era of Tom Waits career,
he's playing some place that has a kitchen in it.
You know, it's like some venue that also serves food.
And so he hears that.
Yeah, I'm hungry, I'm like, assembly.
I guess I could have some fries right now.
I could have some fries.
Did you bring fries for everyone?
I did bring fries, but we'll have them after the show.
Okay.
And then we'll be ice cold.
Honestly still dead.
And the consistency will be disgusting.
Disgusting.
Real hard potato-y inside. Yeah. It's just the way you be disgusting. Disgusting. Real hard potatoing inside.
Yeah.
Just a little like a bull.
Yeah.
And so.
I just got an ear fryer and I'm really loving it.
Anybody?
Really, yeah, we have one.
All right, let's talk more about it later.
Tom Wies discovers that an old friend of his
is working in the kitchen.
His guy named Art.
And so he says, I want to go back.
That's a weird art.
He makes art. And then he says, I want to go back. That's a weird art. He makes art.
And then art makes food.
And the artist is it's art.
The food is a painting.
People would eat it.
And then it was bad because they're eating paint.
I see.
But did it taste like fries?
No, but they would spray a fry smell on it.
Do fries? Go with that shake. Not anymore. I just drove by a spray a fry smell on it. Okay. Do fries go with that shake?
Not me more. I just drove by a run over skunk on the way here.
Did you make a wish? I did and the skunk smell hit me like 30 seconds later. I was like, oh they really
loved a release. Yeah
Are they just holding on to it?
Yeah, is it is it like a fart? Is it like a fart where they're like, I really would want to let this
go, but I need it to protect my stinking stinking that's like.
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Yeah.
I know they do feel like they should have gone away by now.
Yeah, not going to involve big teeth because if it was so useful, humans would have it.
Right?
That's not, we're not the best in the world.
They're tight.
Well, that's why I wonder why we could be better.
Why don't we have noses like dogs?
Like I get jealous when I hear,
oh, a dog can walk in and smell like this.
I can't hear this.
Well, I want that.
I have a Lucian heirly, shouldn't we?
No, why?
Why would I want to smell?
We're in the chart.
We don't want to know.
Just because of our thumbs?
Yeah.
What's that?
Yeah, that's bad in that way.
You don't feel like so aware.
But they love it.
When you see dogs going over to poop and going,
like they love it, don't you want that relationship?
They're gathering information.
That's true.
It is like USA Weekly for dogs.
I saw this USA Weekly.
United States of America.
USA Weekly.
The most patriotic celebrities doing crazy things.
You can't stop us from naming our paper that,
us Weekly.
So really, I need a United States today. I saw this dodo video, you know, the animal account.
Sorry, no.
Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
Oh, dodo, like the like dodo, just what's it called?
Like dodo happiness or something?
It's called something dodo. It's called the dodo. Okay. The fuck are's it called like dodo happiness or something it's called something dodo okay the fucking you talk about no no happiness oh that's
their lifestyle magazine yeah yeah I'm a subscriber I love it it's actually daily
why do they name their cute animal content account after a dead extinct thing
you know you got to ask these questions because here's what up here's one of
guests every animal that there is.
That's the most good one, don't worry.
No, I'm not worried.
Every animal.
I'm not talking the most in your deer.
Okay, deer.
Every animal that there is definitely already has an
account named after it.
Yeah, right.
So they had to go to dead ones.
Dog.
They had to go cat.
Dog.
Dog.
They start simple.
At cat, at dog, at giraffe.
At antiter. Yeah, go look this up. ArtVarq. Go look start simple. At cat. At dog.
At giraffe.
At antiter.
Yeah.
Go look this up.
ArtVARC.
Go look up Instagram.com slash.
ArtVARC.
So this dodo video, this woman saying, there's this filter where you can see the world the way
your dog sees.
Oh no.
Because dogs are colorblind or whatever.
Sorry, this page isn't available.
No one has artVARC.
No, it has artVARC.
I'm going to get that.
And so everything looks tope except for this one toy that is available. No one has art work. No, I'm gonna get that. And so everything looks tope except for this one toy that is blue. And she's like, that's why he likes this
toy so much because it's the most colorful one. And it's like, this doesn't make
dogs do not exclusively like blue things. That was the only difference. She's
looking at all this shit. Everything is tan. It's for her. Some things are blue.
That's crazy. Yeah. And my question. Dodo, except for her. Some things are blue.
That's crazy.
And my question is,
DoDo, I call upon you to take that down.
Do you even listen to what he says?
Yeah, I heard everything, I like crying.
It's your DoDo.
Because you said it's crazy, like,
yeah, okay, I'm glad you're doing it.
No, no, no, no, no, it's crazy because my question is,
how do we know what they see?
How are we getting this in?
That's the thing.
Exactly.
Has one dog talked and we just interviewed him about his life?
I guess it's a dog from love. And then we think that about his life. I guess that dog from up.
And then we think that about all dogs.
So dogs come up.
Like, oh, dogs are colorblind.
Why?
Because this one gained the power of speech
and told us he was colorblind?
Exactly.
Come on.
They might not all be colorblind.
Yeah.
I never thought about that.
No, we'll do, we'll do, we'll do.
And then we'll do, we'll do.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And then we're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no coming to the venue and said, hey, I work there. Right. So he goes back and Art is at the dishwasher machine and Tom Wade says, hey,
already, so you got yourself a whole bar.
And then he washes dishes with him for the rest of the night.
Oh, well, what a nice guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes. That's really, what a nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
That's really cool.
That's great.
That's really cool, man.
We should not expecting more from that story.
No, I liked it.
It gives me a good feeling.
It went in the direction I wasn't expecting at all.
I just, I wasn't expecting anything,
but that also wasn't what I was expecting.
We should do a shift of washing dishes once a week.
Yeah, we should.
The three of us.
Yeah, we should do.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you there. us. Yeah, we should do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll see you there.
And we're definitely gonna do it for sure.
Or you could just wash the dishes at my place.
Oh, I see how this works.
Okay.
You're trying to Tom Sawyer us.
I already painted your fence last week.
Good, damn it.
What was the psychology behind it?
It was like, he would say like, well, this fence painting sure is fun. You probably would like it. What was the psychology behind it? It was like, he would say like,
well, this fence painting sure is fun.
You probably would like it.
And then these idiots were like,
I'll show you what I could do.
But I would love it.
Yeah.
And then they all paint the fence
and then he like just kicks back and chill.
Oh, what a genius.
He's a genius.
Man.
He's brilliant.
What else did he do?
Oh, he fakes his own death.
He didn't fake his own death.
He just like missed his death. They thought he was dead and then he went to his own funeral. Yeah.
Oh my god. Like that guy on Instagram. Wait, I haven't heard about this guy on Instagram.
There was a man who's pretend. He's a cop slash her work. Yeah. And by the way,
shock, there's no ad art. What are we doing? What are we doing guys as a people? Yeah. Yeah.
What are we doing guys as a people yeah, yeah as an art work, but
This guy he faked his own death with the you know his family was in on it But it tricked all of his friends and people who hadn't seen him in years and then they all came to his funeral and he popped out and was like
Now you gotta appreciate me because I'm still here
They're like we hate your voice
That was the only reason he picked us up.
It was something like to teach a lesson
about like a preaching people, you still have more.
He had to explode on a helicopter.
But did they film it?
It was for filming.
It was for Instagram.
It was for Dodo.
Did he get sued somehow?
Because that's, there must be a way to sue for that.
I want to sue him.
I want to sue him.
Yeah, I want to sue him too.
It's so fucked up.
His family was in on it, so at least they weren't traumatized
because that would be really horrible
Fusing you your friends could be traumatized by oh definitely
I'm saying it's worse if you do it to your family
Traumatized your friends. Oh you want do you think anyone we know whose dad is actually alive? God, I hope not
Could be cool if they're just somewhere in a bunker nobody. I like his died Hitler. Wow. He was in a bunker
Okay bunker. Nobody I like has died Hitler. Wow. He was in a bunker. Okay. Can you milk a the third, a nickname for that is trip,
people will call you trip.
Oh really, I actually like that.
My best friends from fifth grade to seventh grade,
then he moved away, was a trip.
If you are named after someone,
if you're named after your brand,
if you are named after someone,
if you're named after your grandfather,
your father did not have the same name.
And they skipped one.
They call you skip.
They call you skip.
Oh.
And they also call you tray if you're the third.
Okay, he didn't have any of that.
He was,
Okay.
He didn't have any of that.
His name was Edward.
And his,
wait a minute.
Middle initial was P.
Was this vampire?
Yeah.
That's right, he was like glittery.
No, stop, stop, stop. Was he a scissors hands?
He was a vampire and a scissors hands. So he would like cut someone's neck with his hands
and then suck the blood out. No, it was Ed. No teeth. Edward Cesar hands. He loved sweets. He
just had all his teeth removed. Okay. Was Edward Cesar Hans an original screenplay,
not based on any short story or anything?
You are correct.
As far as I know.
That's a great movie.
Like where are we?
Is this going to get some Edward Cesar Hans style
weird shit happening?
I just want some Edward Cesar Hans,
like the, you know, IP, I want them to expand it, you know?
I want four cans.
Fandy. I want them to expand it, you know, I want For cans I
Want some surprises
What is that I want some prize? Isn't that what is what is what is what I am I mean to do is find myself a brand new lover somebody
What you dead are alive? Oh, I'm gonna look this up wait. I'm so surprised. You don't know the song
What a great day ready yeah
Grand Trees
I it finally I can skip it we saw can skip it. Oh, it finally, I can skip it. We saw a trailer for Gran Turismo and Janie.
Lucky leaned over to me and said,
didn't Quinney's what already do this?
And I said, that was Gran Turino
and it was not about racing, it's about racing.
Racism.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hell.
Hell.
Yeah.
Down the hill.
Hell.
Yeah. Jack and Jill. In hell. Darling. Down the hill to hell!
Jack and Jill in hell!
Darling was too hard to swallow. I've got the solution.
I'm leaving tomorrow.
Now I stand and stand.
Where are you going?
See there.
What surprises!
Really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
With eyes for me
Notice all the others I
Have to stay
First time I saw I love that I thought that our live for me on a show
Yeah, I love that for you because it's actually you know what I mean
You let some stuff go
Like that what was your story? Well first time I saw Dead or alive on a show is like what a beautiful one And it was the first time I believe well, I think I'd seen boy for some UK. Yeah
I don't know what they look like so I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, it's a, I mean, it's a man.
Yeah, it's a man, but it's a mad baby.
But, you were like, I'm coming.
I told you about the last time you said that earlier.
It was just about two seconds ago.
Okay, and you're coming.
Still coming.
Now, it's been coming the entire time.
Fucking problem.
You need to go to the doctor.
What, just because I constantly come all day and all night.
Would that be a blessing or a curse?
I'd go with curse.
But if you couldn't come, like you never had,
it would be cool to do it. It would be cool to do it.
It would be cool to do it.
I can't argue with that.
Okay, okay.
All right, fine.
All right.
Paul, why are you looking at your watch?
I'm looking for the date, dear.
Why are you promoting the outlaws on your paper here?
Because the last CBV episode I did was with Adam Divine.
Nice. It was before the strike and we talked about the outlaws. Amazing. CBB episode I did was with Adam Divine.
Nice. It was before the strike and we talked about the outlaws.
Amazing.
And you were invited and you said,
fuck no.
Oh right, yep.
Because you were gone.
I was not.
I was not.
Do you want to tell us more about your travel?
I mean, I was so many places.
I went to.
Don't just name the city, cause that's bored.
I went to Sono.
I really enjoyed New Buffalo.
It's really cute.
It's like a little beach town in Michigan on the lake.
And we got an Airbnb that accessed a private beach.
Oh, fuck.
Which was so great, because I was with-
Just strip your clothes off and just-
It wasn't that private.
Ever all the houses connected to this beach,
but this one was across the street,
but we got access to it.
And- Like a key card or what? You had to the street, but we got access to it. And-
Well, like a key card or what?
You had to bring a little flag down
just to show that you have approval to be there.
And it was a don't tread on me.
Yep.
Confederate flag.
The dad's deflag.
Yep, and we had to wave it proudly.
I went with my brother and his wife and kids
and then Mike and Holly and we had,
it was just like, it was a-
They're wife and kids. It Mike and Holly and we had it was just a there wife and kids it was it was a great time and we Holly loves the water so much.
Really nice. She loves going to the water. Do you have it at your house?
Water. We have some. Yeah. She has a little kitty pool. She really enjoys it.
Yeah I saw it. But it was last and then you know yeah we came back we celebrated Holly's second
birthday. That's right I was there to
I'm not
Unfortunately missed me. No, I said to miss it. We had a petting zoo with bunnies and guinea pigs that the kids loved it was so sweet
Yeah, it was really very cute. How everyone all the little kids were like quiet and gentle with the yeah
I don't think Emmy would appreciate. I don't know she She might have been like wanting to touch them or something.
I think she'd be curious, but I don't know.
I think she would just look at it as like,
oh, another dog.
He totally, yeah.
I have gotten to the point and this,
I'm not sad about it.
You can tell the rabbit are?
Yeah, for a while I was like, that's not one, is it?
And then somebody would say, it is.
And then sometimes I would say,
there's one and people like, no, that's a dog.
I've got my Instagram search page,
the point where it is all dogs and babies.
Wow, congrats.
I mean, specifically dogs and babies interacting.
Wow.
Wow.
My click on one Mr. Bean Lookin' Motherfucker.
I talked about this before.
And let it all go downhill.
You know the Mr. Bean Lookin' Guy. I talked about it on like literally two episodes ago. I know it. And let it all go downhill. You know the Mr. Bean looking guy.
I talked about it on like literally two episodes ago.
I know it.
I know it.
There's the Italian Mr. Bean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I clicked on one of his videos to say,
what's Mr. Bean up to?
And now that's all I get on my surface page.
I know.
My page is a lot of like people with tons of injections
and face, face plastic surgery looking.
I get a lot of people's.
Looking like influencers.
A lot of people spoiling magic tricks,
like showing you how to do.
Freeway.
I don't even look at my exploit.
I think because of the Mr. Bean guy.
I don't go to that page.
Citiclein is in your hand.
It wasn't in the air.
Wow.
Everything is basically just like,
oh yeah, it's in a hand.
She's just hiding it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, every magic trick in the world is just, oh yeah, they's in a hand. She's just hiding it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, every magic trick in the world is just,
oh yeah, they're hiding pretty much, yeah.
I want to learn a magic trick
because then you can become a member of the magic castle.
What do you think with one trick?
It's all just one trick.
And money.
Okay.
Oh, I knew one.
I knew a great one.
What was yours?
I mean, I could still do a stripped down version of it,
but I knew a really old one.
Seriously, you did and you do a fucking...
Don't do that.
Please don't.
I mean, that is hard magic to pull off.
You're completely nude.
You can still do a trick.
We pretty much like, I guess it's up his ass.
That's the one that's basically up his ass.
Galsus Hoppasache.
Hey, how come he can't talk so good for all this stuff?
I guess the same.
Oh, no, your nose is completely disappeared.
So you learn one trick and then you pay a fee.
How much would you do?
Who do you show the trick to?
Top magician.
You to top magician.
Yeah.
Top, top, top, top magician.
I'm sure it's like three bored people.
Or not.
Or not. Or B-O-A-R-D. Both. And I'm sure they're not
magicians. They're just people that are, you know, approving, disappointing. Approving,
disappointing. Yeah. That's always a fun place to go though. What about those magic tricks where,
you know, this is one I've always kind of wondered about. We're like, somebody's getting information.
Okay. Okay.
I saw it trick where was I?
I don't know.
Maybe it was Penn and Teller.
Maybe it was something like that.
Penn and Teller, was it the one where a teller couldn't, a pin couldn't talk?
That was the best.
I'll never forget.
It was so amazing.
The one person who couldn't speak couldn't get words out.
I was like, this is so high.
I loved Penn.
High stakes.
Wonderful entertainers.
Saw their show. They actually have a master class on doing magic. I was like, this is so high. I loved pan. High stakes. Wonderful entertainers.
Saw their show.
They actually have a master class on doing magic.
My friend was watching.
Oh really?
House sitting apparently.
I turned on the TV and saw that it would be left on
by my friend.
I got a master class.
So you're staying busy while you were here?
Wow.
My friend who was house sitting was watching.
So you're staying busy while you're
learning magic tricks on my couch.
Making my couch disappear.
You know I'm a developer.
You're ass and that is black Satan is a man.
So you're at the church.
No, I don't know if it's from Penn and Teller.
I don't know if it's from an elementary tradition.
But basically they seal an envelope with paper
and they write something on it and they seal it
and then they talk to the person and the person says
all these things and then they open the envelope
and it's what's written on the paper.
I'm like, how does that happen?
Yeah.
That kind of stuff really throws me for a loop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw a really good Broadway show right before COVID.
What's his name?
Darren Brown.
Oh, Darren Brown, it was great.
Is he, let me see, are you looking at him?
Yeah, he's bald.
Oh, not interested.
Not interested.
If he's magic, why does he make himself half hair?
Wow, it's not magic as mentalism.
Oh, well, that's why he's bald.
Yeah, because of the power of the brain.
He was thinking so hard and his hair went, yeah.
Yeah, I got to get out of here.
He burned all the hair out with his mental powers.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, it was a really impressive show.
That's awesome.
Now, is he the mentalist?
Yeah.
Um, he would solve crimes every show, essentially.
Yeah, every Broadway performance.
Someone would murder someone at the top.
If you're gonna murder someone, please bring it to Broadway
so I can solve the crime for a show.
I do love stuff like that in pen and teller.
I like going to the magic.
How must you have to pay?
Cause I know one trick.
I don't know how much you have to pay.
I don't know.
I also don't know if that's correct.
This is what I heard a long time ago.
I thought you had to be like a certified magician.
No, okay, because like Gary,
Carrie, Gary,
Carrie,
Gary, Carrie's in there and he doesn't know anything.
He's a fucking dumb shit.
He's not certified.
I ruined it for myself.
Gary,
Carrie Grant was a member of the match.
Oh, but he was also incredibly famous.
Yes.
They want him to be there.
Yeah, they want to be there.
Learn one trick.
So it's the carry grant sliding scale.
If you're carry grant, one trick.
If you're a ranny, anyone else?
Fucking have a show.
Well, because I know someone who's a member.
Yeah, either, right?
Who is not, no, no, no.
I also know, but somebody who's not a magician,
who's a musician, maybe they got confused.
Oh, that's probably it.
Yep.
But he did a magic trick and he paid the fee.
How much is this fee?
I gotta know.
It's gotta be, oh man.
Have you ever heard about that?
How much money that Club 33 is in Disneyland?
Oh, it's so much.
Isn't it like, is it 50,000 a year or something?
It's something fucking crazy with that.
Or 25,000.
Yeah, it's somewhere around there.
And it's yearly.
It can't be worth it. No, no. 25,000. It's something like summer around there. And it's yearly. It can't be worth it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I have a friend who was there and it's like,
oh yeah, that's just kind of.
Just because you can have drinks there.
Yeah.
And it's secret.
Initiation fee of 33,000.
Wait, 25,000 up front to remember
and 10,000 each year after.
That's disgusting.
It says it's now open to the public.
Well, I'm like, well, I definitely don't want to do it. Wait, it's not open to the public? I mean, not everyone who would do this. What does that says it's now open to the public. Well, I'm like, well, I definitely don't want to do it.
Wait, it's now open to the public?
I mean, not everyone who would do this.
What does that mean?
It's open to the public.
I don't know.
Mouse trap news says club 35.
Mouse trap news.
Now it's open to the public.
I think you can sign up.
Especially now that you've been.
This is Ronald Kufi for a Mouse trap news.
I mean, especially now that you can basically
walk out of Disneyland, go to downtown.
So I just went at that.
That's right.
We took Holly for two nights and it was so fun.
No days.
We were going to do it all.
We just did one day at the actual.
We were going to wake her up.
It's time to go.
We did one day at the park.
You know, she's only two.
So we did one day at the park with Holly, but the fun was.
It's a very sunny park. I like it. The we did one in the park with Holly, but the fun was, so she's like,
I like it.
I liked it.
The fun was we got the hotel so we could sleep over
and then be the first people in the park
where she gets up early.
Yes.
I know how to tell you were in.
Take a nap.
That's secret info.
Yeah, I know.
But I do,
and you're still there.
I had some complaints.
I imagine the other ones ones better no, I know
But so we went to the we went to Disneyland first thing and she was so excited and it was so great because when you get in really early
There was like nobody there. I mean it was like it was felt busy, but then once everyone disperses
Oh, no, you're at the haunted mansion well
We were at tune town which they revamped oh good
And she could run around it's's really good for little kids.
So you'll take Emmy there eventually
and she'll really love it.
Because like they made some play spaces.
I'll show her pictures.
Okay. Well, I'll take her.
Oh, too.
How about that?
I'll show a picture of Tune Town.
And it was really great.
And then we went back to the hotel
and we chilled for five hours.
Nice.
During the 95 degree heat.
We like, how can I watch it, then she took a nap.
Then we went back out to California adventure
for the second half.
And she did she feel like, because this is
how I would have felt as a kid, like,
we're missing prime Disneyland time.
No, she was totally happy to be watching a movie.
She loves monsters.
We're like, yeah, so both of them.
What does she call it again?
Cause she said it to me.
Matto.
Matto.
She said to me, Matto.
She was saying it to him at the time.
I was really thrown.
She's our favorite movie. That's advanced. Well, so we went on this ride though.
There's this new ride at Tuntown.
And it was crazy.
So it's called Mickey and Minnie's Railroad,
right away or something.
And right away, Railroad, yeah, that makes sense.
And we didn't know anything about it.
I had read on the website,
did some like toddler research to be like,
so that was a ride that was like approved.
And then I asked as we were some toddler research to be like,
so that was a ride that was like approved.
And then I asked as we were going in,
I was like, is this okay for her?
And they were like, it's good for everyone, okay?
Okay.
So we walk in and there's this,
I mean, spoilers about the ride,
if you care about that kind of thing,
but we walk into a room and there's a movie screen.
And so I was kind of like, oh, is it not a ride?
I was getting a little confused.
They used to show the movie, I bet it.
Oh, so they just showed it.
A movie, a black and white.
Like steamboat willies.
And then there's a crash on the screen.
And then the screen pops, it has a big jagged crash hole
through it and there's smoke coming out.
So Holly was like, smoke coming out of it's crash hole
Yeah, and Holly was looking at me like oh no like what you gotta get me out of here
So we pick her up. Oh, no, we're going inside this you walk through the screen
Then you're like oh, we're going in the movie interesting and so I'm like already going is this the best idea
Then there's a train that pulls up and she's like train train and we had just been on the train
Yeah, no right and so she's like excited and then so we, train, train, and we had just been on the train all the time. Yeah, I know, right. And so she's like excited.
And then so we get in the train.
And it's just a bench with like a bar that goes down.
So I'm already getting a little bit like,
it's better be slow and like slow and easy.
She's tiny.
The car is immediately separate and start going in different directions.
So Mike and I are looking at each other like, oh my god.
Everything is blaring, loud bright screens, loudest sounds in the world.
We squished together to hold her tightly in place.
The car's going all over the place.
It's crazy.
We were panicking, we're looking at you,
she's like, oh my God, she's going,
and then there's blaring sounds.
It was a kind of scary feeling to me.
I couldn't even pay attention to what the ride was
because I was looking at her, covered her eyes a lot.
Then you go in this other room and it's calming calming down and you're in front of like Clara the cow
It's a little dentist comes out basically. You're in front of Clara the cow
Who's like that old timey thing right and you're looking at a mirror and all the
She'd appreciate being described that way and all the cars turn and face the mirror and they're going really slowly
Like she's like one two three one two thing
Okay, that's good. That's good. Okay, it's a little creepy, but it's okay.
And then she goes, let's conga!
And the fucking bench is start,
like the train cars are going crazy around the room.
Come on.
And Holly's like, ah!
And we were freaking out, we got off,
and we were like, oh my god, it's over, thank god.
And then it's the only thing she can talk about.
She's been talking about it for the whole week.
So she loved it.
So she's like, train, movie, smoke, whole.
But she does his like every word.
See, this is my theory because-
It's because she's obsessed.
Same thing happened when we took our nephew
when he was younger and we took him on the goofy ride.
Yeah.
And I had read that was fine for his age.
And it's basically a roller coaster
where your legs are dangling.
That's pretty goofy.
And-
It seemed scary when it got on.
Right as it started going, he goes, I want to get off.
This is just scary.
And I was like, we can't now.
And I was scared.
Yeah, I was going to start.
I was like, you were scared.
I'm 28 years old and it was scary me.
And so we get off and he was like, oh, that was bad.
And then about 30 seconds later, he was like,
I think we could do it again.
It's like they like being scared.
I think she really liked it.
It was just so funny.
And then another friend of ours,
they're kind of the same reaction.
She's about the same age.
She was freaking out and then loved it.
Wow.
And like, she talks about it every day.
Wow.
So I guess you got to go back every day.
Yeah, I mean, I was thinking I wonder what happened
when we take her back there, which would probably be like a year, but like would she like it or not?
I'm curious or a short member. Yeah, we're care. Yeah, maybe she won't give a shit. We'll see.
It was really fun. And we just spoiled her rotten and had a great time. That's great.
Well, you know, is there birthday? Yeah, it was special.
Did you do any star warship? We walked through there for a second, but then you killed a
wookie. That wasn't going to tell anyone. I texted you that because I need your help bearing out.
People don't know if you, but it's like an off menu kind of thing. You can ask if you can,
like, I want to kill one of the wookies. Yeah. And they're like, okay. Okay. Can I have a wookie burger
after? No. What? It's a sentient being. So is a cow. It doesn't walk on two legs though.
That's a big difference. What about horses? What about kangaroo meat? Horses don't walk on two legs.
They get up there sometimes because they're fucking freaked out by something. Did you ever see that
movie Wild Hearts can't be broken? No. We should do that on Scott hasn't seen. Yeah, have fun.
and it looked like a kid. Oh, we should do that on Scott, doesn't he?
Yeah, have fun.
This woman is blind and does horse diving?
Yeah, that's crazy that's what it's about, if I'm not calling it.
That was a thing, unlike the steel pier or whatever in Atlantic City,
where a horse would dive into a pool.
That's awful.
For a really high.
It would jump at all.
Yeah, I watched that movie all the time. I was freaking out reading that, you know, dive into a pool. That's awful. From really? Dive. It would jump into a pool. Yeah.
Yeah.
I watched that movie all the time.
I was freaking out reading that, you know,
Matt and Tray from South Park, that restaurant they bought
in the middle of the country.
Did you ever know that?
It's like a Mexican place or something.
Yeah, yeah, but it was this place that they would all go to
as kids.
Oh yeah, because it has like crazy like grottos
or like weird design.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they were talking about this room where basically like when they were growing up as kids,
they bought the place and the people came to inspect it
and it was these divers would dive into a very shallow pool
and the only way to get out of it was swimming
through like a whole ton of.
Oh God.
And the people and then there were electrical equipment
everywhere.
Oh, we get out of it.
Yeah, like you could, for the show. Essentially essentially you had you couldn't just pop your head up
Oh, I would you had to
I do but the way it was but they were inspecting in they were and the inspectors were like this is the most dangerous room
I've ever seen in my life. So they retro you know they they retrofitted it to make it safe and all that kind of more libertarian
Yeah, but no, it sounds really cool.
I would love to go to it.
Yeah, where is it?
I think it's the middle of the country.
I'm going to look this.
Real America.
Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Restaurant,
Casabonita in...
Here we go.
Lakewood. Colorado. Colorado. Of Lakewood Colorado.
Of course, Colorado.
Where they grew up.
Right.
Yes.
South Park takes place.
Of course, of course, it all makes sense.
Now we're Kenny died.
Yes.
Somebody killed Kenny.
Somebody who did?
Those bastards.
Yeah.
I guess.
I guess, hopefully it was on Broadway.
Oh my God, I have some.
So the mentalist could solve it.
We have to take a break.
Okay.
I know you wanted to say something.
That's right.
You sure?
You save it?
Yep.
Okay, we'll be right back.
And we're back and Lauren, what did you want to say?
What did I want to say?
It's not worth it.
I'll save it for the next episode.
Okay.
It's not worth it.
I will.
Bring it to the next episode.
Yeah.
Do you?
I don't know if people know that we've recorded these back-to-back routinely.
And do not listen back.
Well, I don't.
I don't. I don't.
I do listen back because sometimes I just make sure
we didn't say anything horrid.
Meaning you.
Actually, I've helped your ass quite a few times.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not true.
You typically don't say horrible things.
Let, thank you.
Yeah.
Last night, we watched on television, asteroideroid City, the West Anderson movie.
And I enjoyed it.
I feel like he has settled into a certain style of thing.
Like almost a West Anderson style.
Well, but I mean, it used to be, it's cemented now.
It's not as, people like the performances
are all kind of uniform now in a way
that they didn't used to be like in the rush world.
If you watch Rushmore, Bill Murray is doing
a very interesting thing.
Yeah.
And really, like, Schwarzenegger is doing
the most West Anderson-type stuff.
Everyone else is kind of like.
And now everyone's quiet.
Nobody speaks above a normal conversational tone, you know, I mean, no, there's hardly any inflection, but
it's, you know, there's a lot. The only one I really have not enjoyed all the way
through is the French dispatch, but other than that, I never saw that.
They're like enjoyable, you know, I mean, it's like it looks, it always looks great.
It's fun to watch. I mean, that's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah.
And there's a lot of gorgeous. There's always a lot of funny moments. And the, you know, people that you like to see, whatever. Oh, it's fun to watch. I mean, that's beautiful. Yeah. And there's a lot of gorgeous. There's always a lot of funny moments.
And the, you know, people that you like to see or whatever. Anyway, in this movie,
these kids are playing a game that I think is similar to a thing we've done before.
But you have to what's that?
Pop Scotch. Yes. Let's do that. That's our private game.
People hated that when we played it on the show. I know. That's why I'm happy. We should have been closer to Mike.
Yeah, I guess.
And your pebbles should have been Mike.
My pebbles, my fruity pebbles.
Yeah.
Your fruity pebbles, babe.
What's that?
Nothing.
It sounds like something.
It sounds like it.
It does.
Your fruity pebbles, babe.
It just sounds like something.
Is it like saying your possessive fruity pebbles
or you are fruity pebbles? Oh, I like saying your possessive free pebbles or you are.
Oh, I like saying, I like,
you're so money.
Yeah, that's better.
You're free to pebbles, babe.
Oh, you're free to pebbles, babe.
It's like saying five by five or something.
What's that?
Five by five for Buffy, the Vampon floor.
You're square.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're free to pebbles, baby.
That's what faith is.
Like you're like, it's all good.
You're free to pebbles.
It's all good.
L7, man.
It's all that in a bag of chips.
That's square. That's five by five.
What does five by five mean?
From Buffy. It mean.
I just remember it was like.
It meaning like I'm good. Fine. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. But what about the
vampires? I didn't really get into that show.
I you know, I'm your vampire.
Yeah. You were afraid.
Well, I couldn't watch it because it would keep me up.
Yep. I'd be my very true.
NADB show keeps you up if you watch it.
I was hanging in my casket.
Um, you know what?
I've realized when I, if I, I think I'm going to be cremated.
Okay.
Oh, cool.
Sometimes soon by me.
Probably.
That's what I, that's what I've been told.
I went to a psychic.
Okay.
Um, we're going to pull over as you need to dust.
But if I were to be buried, I definitely want one of those old fashioned like hoffins.
Like hoffins.
Oh, old what?
Well, where it's got the top that looks like crypts.
Oh my god.
You want grips?
Empty grips.
I want grips.
The grips.
Somebody representing the six things I've worked on over the course of my career.
But you know those like the like Wild West. Yeah, where is, those like, like, uh, wild west.
Yeah, where is it?
No, where it's like a hexagonal.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's what I want.
Is there that people in there?
Of course, there's people.
I think, here's what I think.
I think you're allowed to do that.
I think what's going to have to happen with, with caskets and burials that are
when we buried straight down, I think you should be standing.
I think that, I think, I think you should be lowering.
You should be vertical because there's too many.
Or running out of space.
Now I do stuff for Mason.
It makes the most sense.
Here's what sucks is that if we are buried that way,
then when somebody digs up your coffin,
all your bones are gonna be in a pile down at the bottom.
It's a bear's ear clothes are just gonna be in a pile.
It's not cool.
Gravity still exists.
Yes, when you open a coffin,
you want to see us galatine laying there like bones.
Old tattered clothes.
Cause the skull would be on top.
The feet bones would be on the bottom.
That's how it would be on top.
The feet would be on the bottom.
When people are exhumed for like research or something
or like for evidence.
Fun.
Yeah.
Are we looking at bones?
Is that what's happening?
Oh, we look at it.
How long does it take for like a body to decompose?
Three days.
That's it in the, in the, shut up.
Well, on Yellowstone, when Rip had his mother exhumed,
she was still kind of had some skin clinging to her
when he went to get her engagement ring.
I think it takes a couple of years, but I'll look it up.
Let's see.
Cause within the casket, I assume that takes time. I also want to throw up talking about this to decompose.
It's kind of hit me in a different way.
If insects can be excluded, a body will decompose quite slowly because maggots are the most
voracious flesh feeders. Yes, that's why we must exclude insects. Although an exposed human body
and optimum conditions can be reduced to bone in 10 days,
a body that's...
What are optimum conditions for an exposed human body?
Like sort of castaways seen, like, sun, heat.
A body that's buried.
A body that's buried 1.2 meters under the ground
retains most of its tissue for a year.
So, put that in your casket and smoke it. That's so crazy. That's so crazy.
Three weeks to several years for completely
to buzz into a skeleton.
I guess I'll say I would like to be cremated,
but I would like it to be a plaque or a headstone,
a tombstone, some sort, even if I'm not
sure.
That's what my dad did.
He got cremated and then we put that fucking bowl
in the ground.
Yeah.
What about an NFT?
If it if my like what's it called?
Graves don't a nice fun trip said like how like a TV screen and there was like a moving image. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah
Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be great. Who would change the batteries? The grave shift people
Do you know here's the thing that I've become either people who are working the graveyard. I've become obsessed with this idea with various things.
I would like to be put in an earn or something
because I like the idea that eventually
that's going to pass into somebody else's hands
who will have no fucking idea who I am.
Yeah.
They'll make them look you up and listen to all your podcasts.
Or not.
They'll just be like, I got listen to all your podcasts or not. They'll just be like I got this
This thing this thing. Yeah
They won't be interested at all. It makes me laugh. They play an asteroid city. Okay
You you have I think when you're buried by the way you should do
Whatever you want and it should be legal. It should be legal. Whatever you want done with your body is legal because what are they gonna do?
Like prosecute you?
No, you're dead.
What if you want to dumped in a public pool?
Great.
Well, that's ruined the day for the people.
Well, so, you know, make it a crime.
That feels like it would be something
and I think you should leave.
I think it might be a crime.
For who though, you're dead.
Well, I mean, you can't be prosecuted
but whoever you instructed didn't do it.
What? You just do like a weekend at Bernie's style, Paul into the pool. I'm just
going, you push down. Oh, not that Bernie. Have they done it?
Yeah, it's probably what puts under the pool. If it's just make a weekend at Bernie's being
held up by Joe Biden and Trump, and it's Bernie in the middle. But in the like,
after the inauguration,
where he's wearing the hat.
I don't know, it'd be funny.
Best friends?
Yeah.
They spend so much time on the campaign trail together.
Okay, so in this, in the movie, they play this game,
these kids play this game,
where you name,
somebody starts to name a famous person,
and then you go around the circle
and everyone has to keep adding a name.
Everyone has to repeat the names that have been said.
And add a name.
Now I think we played a game like this.
It's like a memory thing.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
Like I'm going on a trip and I'm taking my this,
am I this, am I this, am I this,
am I this, your name, every seven, seven.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And so it's a simple game.
We can play.
We can decide, maybe we can have categories.
Like if you want to do
characters then you just stick to that. Can we do it where each name has to be start with
a letter that'd be easier like alphabetical order. A alphabetical order. You know what I'm talking
about. This sounds dangerously close to celebrity hunt. Oh maybe. Let's play that.
Oh, maybe. Let's play that.
Let's play that.
Let's play asteroids.
No, I think it's harder when it's random.
Let's do random.
Let's just see how we get.
How far we get?
Should we do a category?
Yeah, let's do actors.
Sure.
Living or dead doesn't matter.
Just a known person.
Yeah.
Okay.
Would you like to kick it off, Lauren?
Yes.
Natalie Portman.
Then I say Natalie Portman and then Admin. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant.
Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers.
Sure, sure.
Well, I don't know why.
Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff,
Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers.
She acted in that thing about her mom.
Okay.
Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers,
Melissa Rivers,
and let's put on Peter O'Toole.
Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff,
Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole. Lawrence Fishburn. Okay. Natalie Portman, Kerry Grant, Zach Braf,
John Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth. I don't
know if you guys do. He was not okay. All right. I know that, no one else knows that.
All right.
Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Joan Rivers, no, I'm out.
You're out.
I'm out on my own thing.
Natalie.
I'm your own pitard.
Hoisted by his own pickard.
Make it so.
I don't know what you just fucking said. Natalie, I don't know what
you just said as your name. I'm gonna. Got to remember. Natalie Portman. Carrie Grant.
Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth,
Gabrielle Union. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff,
Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth,
Gabrielle Union, Jerry Springer. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers,
Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth,
Gabrielle Union, Jerry Springer,
Oprah Winfrey.
Okay, here we go.
Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff,
Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers,
Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth,
Gabrielle Union, Jerry Springer.
Fuck who did you just say?
You said, I'm out.
I can't remember who you just said.
I'm a wind.
I do.
I'm a wind, who's that?
Should I do it one more time?
Who was this round of asteroid city? Just to see if I can do it again. Okay do. Lord wins. Who's that?
Should I do it one more time?
Who was this round of asteroid
to see if I can do it again?
Okay.
Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach
Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers,
John Wilkes Booth, Pete,
no.
Joan Rivers, Joan Rivers,
Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole,
Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth,
Gabrielle Union, Jerry Springer, Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah.
Why can't I remember Oprah?
It's a host who also acted.
Yeah.
In a little movie called The Color Purple.
The Color Puipo.
The Color of Purple.
Yes.
She played fast.
Eddie Felsen.
Yep.
And she invented Prince. I always recall she got the call she was getting the part when she was on the treadmill.
Lauren, look for the list. You're Lauren said that and then looks down thoughtfully.
I think she was remembering open memory. I think it's true. I mean, I've heard Oprah's memory is a lot.
And Stephen Spiller called her and yeah, she was on the...
How did she, because this is before cell phones,
how did she, was there a,
I think the phone, right?
A landline.
So she stopped.
She stopped.
She went, she went,
I'm sure somebody else picked up the phone and said,
Oprah, it's Steven Spiller heard
and held the phone up to her fucking ear.
Yeah, but at this point, she has a roommate, right?
Yeah.
She was in college, I think.
Still doing the show. Did she do the color purple before the show?
Or, she was a known quantity.
She was already.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good for her.
Good for her.
She was huge at the time, like already very famous.
Uh-huh, I know what you're talking about.
I wasn't gonna make a joke about that.
Well, I got scared, you know, knowing you.
What?
You know me?
You know me. You know me? You know me.
You know me.
You know me.
Still the same old G, but I've been low key.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Should we play again with a different category?
Okay.
Yeah, we should.
Historical figures?
Sure.
Oh boy.
Okay, you want to start?
And let's go the other way.
Yes.
Okay. No, look at her. I have a time let's go the other way. Yes. Okay. Alexander Hamilton.
Oh, the other way.
Napoleon, okay, Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte.
Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte, Harriet Tubman.
Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte, Harriet Tubman,
John Wilkes Booth.
Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Barnett, Bonaparte. Oh my God, he said Bonaparte.
Bonaparte.
Bonaparte.
Oh, okay, the penis, just a shaft.
Harriet Tubman, John Wilkes Booth, Martin Luther King, Jr.
Yeah.
Alexander Hamilton.
Paulian Bonaparte. Harriet Tubman John Wilkes Booth Martin Luther King Jr.
John F. Kennedy Jr.
Interesting. The historical figure. The JFK Jr. He's not a historical is a pilot.
Isn't a president a historical figure. The JFK Jr. He's not the historical figure. Is that a pilot?
Isn't a president a historical figure?
He is.
But president is.
But not Jr.
Oh, Jr.
I didn't mean that.
Jr.
I didn't mean that.
Jr.
I mean the dog.
I mean the dog.
I said, I'm going to get it.
He said, I'm going to get it.
I said, J.F.K. Jr.
I'm thinking it was the same.
No, I didn't mean him.
I mean J.F.K. Thinking it was the same. No, I didn't mean him. I mean JFK.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
But they're both historical figures.
Meaning that they're both dead.
Or ones not.
That was a crazy form of thing.
Vincent Fuscold.
Oh, I love about that on this show.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Al, if you watch Oppenheimer,
you'll hear a little bit about his background. All right.
I'll probably have to watch that at some point.
I watched a movie called Barbie, which I loved.
Did you, Barbonheimer?
I'd Barbonheimer, you want to try this.
I'm trying to do it really badly.
I'm trying to do it.
There's been so many interruptions now.
How can I remember?
I'm begging for you to play the game.
Who, Barbon?
What did she, Barbon mentaled?
What's mentaled? She saw Elemental and Barbon the same game. Cool app barb. What did she, barbell mentaled? What's mentaled?
She saw elemental and barbell in the same day.
I've been elemental.
I know.
So that takes our movie.
It's it's soul for what amants.
What if the elements were alive?
Oh my god, everything's got to make me feel sad.
Including this game.
It's tough.
We're really losing steam.
Yeah, we are.
I want you to go. Just Alexander Hamilton losing steam. Yeah, we are. I want you to go. Alexander Hamilton. Okay.
Napoleon Bonaparte. Herod of them. Harriet Tubman. Yes.
And they're done that. John Wilkes Booth. That's what she said. Martin Luther King Jr. Must be nice.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
Lyndon Bames Johnson Jr. Um, okay.
Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte, Harriet Tubman, um, and I don't care.
I don't know how he don't. Alexander Hamilton.
Napoleon Boatepart, Harriet Tumman, John Wilkes Booth.
John Wilkes Booth.
Martin Luther King Jr.
John F. Kennedy.
What did you just say?
Lyndon Baines.
I don't know.
LBJ.
Oh, oh, oh, another president.
Don't look at me like I'm a horrible person.
I don't think you're a horrible person.
Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Yeah. Okay.
LBJ.
If I said Lyndon Johnson, was that of?
Yes. Yes.
Okay. Baines threw me off, because then I couldn't,
the biggest, the biggest, the whole thing.
But I lost track of what was happening
when Baines came out of your mouth
and I went, I'll hear it when Scott says it and then.
Were you thinking of the track control of your game?
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Yeah, Bane.
Do you think it was a big argument
when he did that voice?
And Christopher Nolan was like,
what if it's not quite that extreme?
And you're like, oh,
Oppenheimer, I think he hates his dialogue
and wants no one to hear it.
That's what I've heard.
What?
He's like, it's very hard to hear.
It's very hard to hear an Oppenheimer.
He's embarrassed by it.
So he like turns the music up. He's like, script sucks. Is this what I wrote. Oh, no, that's crazy
Well, we had fun. Oh, yeah
And that's how you play that game and I won that
You want both
I said it eventually, but then I
Forfeit and then it got just felt yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I. I couldn't remember. Well, I tried, guys, that was fun.
No, I don't know.
I couldn't, we can't have anything nice.
Why couldn't I remember John Wick's booth?
I mean, I'm the one who knows he's an actor.
He's on the $5 bill.
Yeah.
On the back, he seemed creeping around.
I'm gonna kill this guy with a little gun.
If I ever get around in the front.
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Well, hey, that's not good.
You can cut it out.
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I couldn't have said it better myself, Scott.
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