Threedom - I Wanna Go Turtle Turtle

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about the m&m’s, going to see a basketball game and listen to some voicemails. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678.

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It's just the neighborhood guy from Freedom. We do the tickety-tety, hickory, that. Good. Love the freedom. You think he's that tick-tack with this tick-tack? You think he's that tick-tack? You think he's that tick-tack because he's got to get on there. You can read dick-took jokes.

He's got six synced people, one, see him, 15 seconds or less, you got it. He was the actual tick-tack. He was the actual tick-tack. It's come back round, that kind of humor. And you don't have to pretend you're a character anymore. Right. It can just be the way you feel. Right.

Isn't that beautiful? Isn't that beautiful? And isn't that beautiful? And isn't that beautiful? Because that is what we're all aggrant. And isn't that special? And isn't that special? And isn't that special?

Chop and broccoli. Hey, welcome to Freedom. Welcome to the live. I'm Paul F. Topkins. I'm Scott Alcherman. I'm Lauren Leppkiss. And this is the show where three people talk. At the same time, until the same story.

Yes. And they're about to show up. So we got to get out of here. Oh, no. Oh my God. They're right behind me, aren't they? How are you guys doing? What's going on?

Doing good. I got to say, since our talk about our New Year's resolutions, I've worked out three times. That's great. Hey, that's great. Uh-oh. I've worked out three times. So the last episode. That's great. Hey, that's great. That was only a week. And it was not because they were New Year's resolutions.

It was because they set up a photo shoot for when the book comes out. Oh, damn. Does that thing look like? Does that thing look like? Does that thing look like? Does that thing look like? Some pictures taken for us soon. Oh.

Oh. You want to do your photos? You can just get in the background and get some freebies. You could photo bomb them. That would be great. Yeah. That would be amazing. Well, speaking of resolutions, I'm on my fourth book.

Well, which one? I just started, um, Less is Lost by Andrew Sean Greer. I read Less when it first came out a couple of years ago. That's the time. And it's so good. Yes. It's a Pulitzer Prize winning novel. Sounds stupid. No, it's the opposite. Really?

It's actually very smart. Re-basing that on. Yeah. Just like the title and like with the way you said it is, the Pulitzer Prize would have gone. Oh no, it's great. That was a great time. We know what's great about the book is like in the in less he's talking about the Pulitzer Prize. Yeah. What? The book ends up winning the Pulitzer Prize. How very meditextual. I know, it's really great. He really manifested that. He really did. Does this hood of vision board is good? So wait, so this is a sequel?

Is it a sequel? Is it like Empire Strikes Back where it's better than the original, maybe? I think there's a chance, you know, a Paul would know, because he's read both. It is like the Empire Strikes Back and that it takes place on a swamp planet. Oh right.

And is it full of like aliens and stuff? I don't want to spoil it for you. Okay. I've only read one piece. One is it full of like aliens and stuff? I don't want to spoil it for you. Okay. I've only read one piece. I only read aliens everywhere. Yeah. It's Teenage Yoda. Oh my god.

Okay, that's funny. He's got pimples. We've seen baby. We've seen old. Puffes are most. We've seen baby. We've seen old. Now we need Teenage Yoda.

That's something we can fold. Give us something we can fold. Give us something we can fold. Dude, it's warm in here. Oh, do you want me to turn down the temperature? I'm perfectly fine, but if it was colder, I wouldn't be upset. Okay, so you want me to leave, I'm understanding, and go over, oh, that's full stop.

I'll do it. Is your sweatshirt from American Apparel, back in the Disney? No, it's not, but I get why you would think that. Yeah. It's just a one of the mill. It's a sweat, hurty sweatshirt. Yeah, that's all.

I think I'm gonna get a pair of a pair of shorts. I got it from the Grimmis merch store. I used to have that one as what I'm saying. Oh, did you really want that? From my back, I had purple. I gotta say I was listening to that. You were even dropping boring in style.

Okay, so thanks for coming back so you could help it out. Yeah, okay. Let's do whatever you do. Let's goose this up a little bit. So where did you really get this from? Scott, what book are you reading if any? Yeah, right. Speaking of dumb. I told you I read this Steve Martin book and then I got... That was a cartoon.

That's past tense. I got three other books for Christmas. I got Heat Two. Another sequel. Heat Two? Yeah. I got Heat Two, another sequel. Okay. Yeah, the book by Michael Mann. Yeah, he wrote a sequel to it. What is he doing?

What is that he doing? He's making bank. And the chipmunker, he's book making bank on this book. People love that movie. They're like, what does the sequel put into book? I've got to hear it's good. Paul Shier did put the better day. Gift option on AdDecart. He was suggesting it a book. I've got it here. It's good. Paul Shier did put the other day gift option on Add to Cart.

He was suggesting it. Oh, Mr. Taste. He has what he likes to call. You know what I thought was really great. He had his you by the way, brilliant idea on the podcast where he's said at Christmas time, Paul, what it really sounded like to me was that Paul was very on top of gifts in the household. He's kind of he's kind of handling a lot of gifts.

He's the opposite of me. Well, a lot of men don't do that in their relationships. Because our big dicks are in the way all the time. Well, yeah, you're trying to wrap presents and it's just knocking me in the box. I'm trying to keep the world going. Well, that too. And the world's economy.

He had a great idea, which is that he bought a couple versions. He bought a couple versions. Convergence? Put a couple versions of a tree. It keeps everyone happy. He bought some games that he likes and they're just kind of crowd pleasers. Raptum under a tree unlabeled.

Someone comes over with a gift for him. He's like, I have a gift for you. It's all ready to go under the tree, wrapped in it. Oh. A gift for the person who will like these. Who are these people dropping by is placed to give them gifts? It's part of the, that's part of it.

Santa? Part about that makes him feel a little special. I think it's that he's a bit. No one here gives a say. I have a gift for you. What? It's a prop before. I know this is a shirt.

He may wear something, a shirt. He did, a cool up. I think got a lot of gift ideas from him because she gave me this game as well as a centafile game or something. I can't remember what it's called, but I haven't cracked it open yet. And three, I think of the books were from his.

Everything he said she was like very much like, that's great for Scott. Yeah, yeah. I think it was the Quentin Tarantino book, maybe. I only remember the other. I heard it's one long sentence, is that true? Yeah. And it's all about feet.

Wow. At the end, he says he loves him, and it's all about feet. Wow. At the end, fascinating. He says he loves him. At the end of that sentence. At the end of one long sentence, he says, I love feet. And by the way, I love feet. Yeah. Oh, and by the way, and it's on its own page.

I love feet. I love feet. To make drugs, the ugliest foot you've ever seen. You're like, that's the foot you love. They're all beautiful. Every foot. Well, was the Jesus loves a little children, all the children in the world.

Have you ever heard the song? Yeah. You should. Never sung so beautifully though. All the children in the world, Jesus. They are low black are white. They are precious in his sight.

Are those are the three types? Yeah. Yeah, black are white. I'd in his sight are those are the three types. Yeah, yeah I think box of crayons The worst box of crayons Have yellow black and white to the white crayon is I do have a light crayon I guess I could draw the sun and outline it. It isn't annoying crayon But that it's the one I would like Holly to care around the most because she does draw on the walls right? She draws on the walls. Yeah. Why do you want to? Why did you spend her? I find it later. It's like I find like in the room and then I'm like,

oh, there's fucking Cranel over there. By the way, I have I have decided to reclaim spankings and I give Emmy spankings when she's good. So I'm trying to teach her that they're good. Okay, you're taking back the word and making it. Yeah, I say you were so good today It's crayons very hard to get off the wall is crayons very hard to get off the wall magic eraser I think that right now is crayons very hard to get off the wall. I love a magic eraser. I love magic Yeah, I love magic, anything. Yeah. Big phantom magic. I love magic flying carpet. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, love it. Wond. Yeah. Rabbit. Yeah. Magic rabbit. No, I mean, he does magic to the rabbit.

Mushroom. Yes. This is like a fight game that I feel like XXL. I'm not able to play. I'm brainwashed and working. You can think of words that follow, man. Did you ever have a magic set with your young? Oh, you just love anything castle.

Hello, good afternoon. FM. I didn't have a magic. You never wanted to be a puppeteer, a magician, or any kind of like artistic like, hey, look at the juggler. No, that really wasn't how I operated. Are we not raising our young girls

to wanna be magicians and jugglers? I think we're really pushing that on men. I really need more. We need women magicians. We need women magicians. Why would you move my wife? I do men with ponytails want to juggle so bad. I don't know.

I didn't realize that was a fake. It's definitely true. They love hacky sacks. Definitely true. They love to do magic with their wand and I guess I'm thinking of like professional magicians or people like that. I feel like they have the ponytail more seldomly. They don't have room to have a ponytail because they're they're whipping

around. They can't have their hair in the way. Yeah. Have a hair on their mouth when they're doing their trick. And you imagine. No. If somebody's doing an intricate match or trick and then it's going pp. I know. I know. I went to have like a wet hair on their cheek. That's disgusting. Why is it wet? Because it was in his mouth. Oh my God. I went to drama school with a guy who is he on the phone? I had to send something for work to someone

and I did it very serp tissuesly. Oh wait, sorry to get a text. Hey, whenever I'm... Tell Lauren to shut up. Okay, good work text. Okay. Wow. It worked.

But he had long hair that he, you know, I forgot the beginning. This guy I went to drama school with, he had long hair that he would put into a ponytail and he wanted to be a magician. And, but he was in acting school and we were always sort of like, you're obviously a magician. I think while acting is going to be helpful to doing magic. True. And what did he do? He ended up being a magician.

Well, you're too magician. That's right. He's still doing it. Andrew Golden Hersch. Do you remember? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I like him. Now, he had long hair. He did have long hair. He was out of ponytail guy.

He had beautiful long hair. Long curly hair that you love to run your fingers through. You do? Yeah. After the show, he would sit on stage and everybody could come up and run their fingers through his hair.

That's so disgusting. He would end his shows like this. Yeah. I know you want to. And then he would sit on the chair. And he wouldn't even say what you wanted to do. Oh, see, I want him to lay at the edge of the stage with his hair dangling off the stage.

Oh, yeah. Kind of waterfall through it. Well, sometimes they would raise the stage like that, up past the people's heads. Okay. So people could just reach up and do that. Oh, why did they do that? Like, why can they do it at level or look down at them?

They initially would never work. He would lay across two chairs, but they were just like, wouldn't chairs that hurt his back. Yeah. And he put it on his rider. You have to get me a special padded bench to lay on. Yeah. So people can run there and nobody read that far.

Well, of course, after you've said, you only want the horny M&Ms, people kind of stop reading. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is the M&Ms thing that people kind of stop reading. Yeah. Yeah. What is the M&M's thing that everyone is all up and arms out? Because there's a possibly-

There's an asexual M&M now. Asexual and what way? No dick? They all have no dick. They all have no dick. No, no, no, no, no. It's not like the, the green one had blueies. No, I think there was an LGBTQ M&M or something.

In what way? I saw a Fox News clip where they were going having a rant. I don an LGBTQ M&M or something. And what way? I saw Fox News clip where they were going having a rant. I don't know what was sure. But I saw having a rant. I saw an M&M commercial the other day and nothing seemed changed. Um, how do I, I'm like, I'm like, what's the, what's the personality of the purple on them? We eat these things anyway. Is there a purple M&M? Introduce his first new character more than a decade purple. This was October 3, 2022. Okay. Okay. The new purple spokes candy is a peanut M&M designed to represent acceptance and inclusivity the brands It's probably anti-bullying or something. Well, the characters charm and quirky nature comes come from her keen self-awareness

Authentic state and confidence hold on read more She's really happy, she's a high. And- No, this sounds bad to me. She knows what I'm talking about. Okay, so in January, they redesigned green. So green no longer had the boots, the heeled gobo boots instead of-

Boots with the fur. Cool laid back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence. She could have effortless confidence in the gobo boots. Can I, here's the thing. It's not that it's bad, that, you know, inclusivity is bad, it's just why are, is this fucking can? All right, there's more, there's more.

Okay, you have to hear this. The change came after Mars received criticism for green sexy characterization and said she would now represent confidence and empowerment as a strong female and for much more than her boots. Right. Okay, the company also changed the backstory to green and brown, the two women M&Ms. They now have a more friendly relationship, showcasing a force supporting women.

Wait, so they were rivals before? I don't recall brown, green, against green. Yes, why? Here's what they get into trouble because they decided to have these characters in the first place, which are stupid. Right. And then they tried to give them all these attributes.

Hey, I love them, and I want to voice all of that. And they're like, we didn't want to fuck. We didn't really think this through, I guess, that we didn't anticipate people saying, why is that one of them? Hornie. Why don't they put out an album though? But that's just fun. They should put out an album of the cool part of your ways.

Oh, sorry. This is so perfect. You should say that. And announcing Purple Mars put out an ad with the character singing an original song, just going to be me. The song features a four-in-old real-life artist, saxophone and a scraissed Kelly, dancers and choreographers,

Devon Santiago and Colocag, and opera singer, Anthony Roth, Costanzo. Mars also launched Eminem's Fund, the capital. Okay, here we go. This is the song, I'm just gonna be me. One dollar from every stream of this will go to Sing for Hope.

Here we go. I'm the new... His Amber One dollar from every stream of this will go to Sing for Hope. Here we go. I'm the new... His amber rough and it's so cute. Do I have... Yeah. She's a little unsure. That would have to admit. Terrible, right?

Just be yourself. And you can do it! That man in. Yeah, just be yourself. That man in the plant. That's a wrap on the opposite again. Thank you, Mr. Plantman. No problem, bro. I think it's time. I'm fucked. Fuck the purple Eminem.

I'm on Fox's side. I disagree wholeheartedly. I support. I support the purple and I support Amber. Paul loves it because he's purple today. I am purple today and I'm gonna do the best I can. I have nothing against Amber Reffin of course. Nothing against Amber Reffin, but I do.

But I do, I think I'm on the record with this. I despise the Eminem characters. See, I think that they are my family. And I feel extremely connected. You have a family. But I feel that they are the real family. You have more in. And I feel extremely connected to you. You have a family. But I feel that they are the real family. You have more in. And I feel, no, I feel extremely connected to these characters.

And when she changed it out of the boots, I thought where they go. You know, does she have a closet? Is she gonna put them back? Yeah. Who's doing the voices of the other ones now? We've got Jake K. Simmons. Jacob's replaced John Goodman Goodman.

Did he? Yeah. Why did this happen? Why did John Goodman lose his role? Why did John Goodman lose his role? John Goodman did the first round of ads and then he was like, I don't want to do this anymore. He said he didn't want to.

That's what I'm assuming. Why would you fire John Goodman? That's what I'm wondering. He's a good man. He's good around so long. So it's, so who's the red now? Time for some new blood. The red I thought was John Loveitz. I don't know if it's somebody red now? Time for some new blood. The red I thought was John Lovitz.

I don't know if it's somebody different now. Do you want me to look this up? Yes, I do. Can you believe we're talking about M&Ms again? I, you know, we can't, we can't stop. I think we still have a taste test in order. We have a lot of flavors we didn't get around to. There's one that's just ash.

Yeah, that's bold. It's the retired. JK Simmons yellow. Billy West. red. Oh, Billy West. Oh, it's good for him. John Goodman yellow. John love its red. Vanessa Williams brown. Really? It's so Williams. Eric Kirchberger orange. I'll take your word for it. This is like the opening credits. Yeah. Blue, Rob pru it. Okay. So they really spent their money on John Goodman and JK Simmons and then they're just like, oh, John love it. I assume John love it. And I actually think Billy West will probably get a good amount of money. Green, and then a tree summer. No, crease

I mean, crease green. Cree is one of the best. Cre- are you green, green, in the world? Chocolate bar, Phil Hartman. Chocolate bar. This must have been years and years ago. Before they made Eminem's round. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Who was it? Phil Hartman.

Play the chocolate bar? Chocolate bar. Oh wait, someone we know. Caramel, voiced by David Cross and one other. When did Caramel get a chance? I don't know. Caramel by the way was square with David Cross style glasses. I remember that. The caramel is square? Caramel is square but no candy coating. I just like when, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I just like when, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was this one filled with hardwood and David Cross came together to, excuse me. Finally, they put aside their differences to birth.

My throat is actually my chest is burping. I just have to make it clear, because you know how when you're burping, you can control it, but when it's near, you can't. I think I know what you mean. I think I know what you mean. Anyway, I think that they smashed the caramel and the bar together to make a caramel bar.

But this just happened and Phil Harman's been dead for decades. When did that just happen? I'm saying it was decades. David Cross, no. David Cross just became the caramel. Oh, we did? This is a recent thing.

That's a recent thing. I believe, unless they re- Do you believe it? Do you believe it? Unless they re-issue it? Can you please Google the David Cross-Cornfish? David? We're fucking getting it done today.

We are on top of it, we're on the bottom. Please, look up that information. Here. Ah. All right, here we go, this is. Do we really have to choose him to be our next spokesperson? Seems like a good fit. But he's so boring.

I'm yawning just talking about him. Well, it's our job to change that. Uh, guys, I think he can hear us. Hmm, sounds like you're on the fence. Why don't I just leave you my resume? Yes, it's laminated. No, thanks. You're hired!

Caramel has been square for far too long. Uh, ow? Try Caramel M& square for far too long. Uh, ow. Try Caramel M&Ms. Hey, so they. I see. He's square. There was an origin story. And then they have candy coating

that like surrounds him. Yeah. And then traps him. And then we eat him. I love it. Great. And he doesn't have a great voice for that. They want this to happen.

How do they like, we're hiring a new person to get a new one of us to get to get eaten? Well, they want,. How do they like, we're hiring a new person to get a new one of us to get eaten? To get eaten. Well, they want, you know, they need, they need to ride. They don't make, they don't make sense. I hate them. They don't exist in the bags.

They are a representation of a fleet. They're having sex with other M&Ms and creating these babies that we then eat. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, because we're eating their children. Yeah, because you don't ever see any one of them get bitten. This too. Oh, there is one that gets bitten. This to me is like the movie Cars.

In that there's such a fundamental problem with the, with the concept that I can't get on board. No, what's wrong with the movie Cars? Cars don't talk. That's a huge. That's it. Number one. Number one. When I saw Finding Nemo, I thought fish don't talk. Fish couldn't happen. This is a story. A fish can't get lost. The story, the story, though, kind of works for me because I'm like, maybe they talk when I'm not looking. Toy story, the main issue for me was at the beginning when that lamp bounced up and down. And I was like, I'm out. Because that was way early in the movie.

That was like the first second. Yeah, I was just like, fuck this. Wow. Their production card doesn't make any sense. What if I think was gonna happen when you sat down? Well, I thought a lamp would be stationary and just sitting there. And maybe someone would turn it on.

But have you seen the Brave Little Toaster? How brave and how little. And how toast? I've never seen that. I've never seen any of those. You know, I really loved it when I was little and I will tell? I've never seen that. I've never seen any of those. You know, I really loved it when I was little. I will tell you.

Doesn't hold up. I'll tell you. Is that a Miyazaki? Is it? No, it can't be. No, I think it's okay. Okay, that's impossible. Let's.

You're saying a guy who can make a moving castle can't make a toaster brave. Nope. It's a few days ago. It's an anime musical film directed by Jerry Reese. Based on the 1980 novella, the same name by Thomas M. Dish. Based on a novella.

The Brave Little Tostola. Shocking. Anyway, I remember I loved that movie and found it extremely calming as a child. And yeah, it just doesn't. What appealed to you about it? I just thought it was sweet. The concept of being brave,

because you were such a fucking sweet little characters. And yeah, I was afraid. It was a free. But you were. Oh my god. You don't. Okay, we're out of recap. Oh, Milph Island. No, but I do need to see that. I just heard about this today. Milph Manor. Yeah, if you were worried that I wasn't watching it, let me just. I heard Milph Manor. Sweet. Your peers. Let me assume you watch that alone. I watched it with my daughter. Okay. You're like, your mommy's one of these.

I'm watching special forces. Oh, I heard about this. Okay. I know somebody who was asked to be on that show. Really? I can't really tell. You got to tell us during the break. But that show is actually taking me all different places emotionally. I was laughing. I was crying.

I cried probably four times. There's been three episodes. Okay. That's one episode three times per episode. They are doing their pushing themselves to the brink, Kate Goslin. I mean, we got Dr. Drew Pinsky. We got we got. Okay. Now I have to know why is it called special forces? So these are like celebrities? Yes. And Dr. RuPinspe after a fashion. Our taken to Jordan, where they are on the,

the province, where they are on the special, the angel Gabriel forces training ground that the real special forces train on. And they have to do all sorts of challenges with no luxuries and No luggage push to their breaking point no clothes They're making the entire time they you lose people every episode okay for different reasons They're either like it's usually like their yeah, that's one of them. Injury. Trees in. They don't kick you out.

You just have to keep going. So basically, they say, they don't kick you out. Just basically, they lose people because people are like, fuck this. They can't take it anymore for a different reason. Really? So they could just go on forever. No, I mean, there's an end date.

It's self-select. And they get 10 days, but it's really hard. And. How many days would you last? I better get to. I swear to God, watching the first episode I was like, I'd be out. No, I'll do a ton.

Here's the first thing you have to do. Here's the first thing you have to do. They hover a helicopter over the ocean. Yeah, exactly. Over the ocean, you are in it, then you stand on the side of it. And you stand on the side of it. Super beautiful. You lean off the side of it and you stand stick straight.

And does your head get chopped off by the blades? Yes. No. And you cross your arms over your chest and you fall backwards as stick straight as possible because you will automatically fall head first down like a pencil into the water. Bend your head goes in the water?

Yes. But if you bend, if you bend your body a little, you're slapping the fucking ocean like that. Slap and no, it's shit. Slap and the base, okay? You're slapping the base. And it hurts. You're slapping the ocean.

We had a neck injury first episode. No, it's Christ. Yeah, we're all back. Why don't we give it away? Where are these fucking things going? Give it away, give it away, give it away, no. Give it away, no. 10 seconds if you don't know Kate Goslin.

And she broke her neck. She broke her neck and she had to look. She broke her neck. And she was really upset because she really wanted to try. She was so afraid of- She was upset that she broke her neck. Well, yeah, but she was actually so afraid to go in the water that she couldn't believe, she actually did do it.

She did do it in a broken neck. You should be afraid of these things. I know. And there's a lot of really scary stuff that happens. Like another really scary one is that they put you underwater in a like- Again with the water. There's a lot of water. That's the stuff that's really sticking out to me because I'm most afraid of it. But you're in like a simulation of like a, it's

like a gene that has all the windows out, so it's attached to chains. So you buckle in and you get lowered into the ocean and you have to hold your breath for 20 seconds and then they'll tap you and then you have to under your seatbelt and swim out of the truck. So all in all, you're holding your breath for probably 31? No, probably 25, by the time you're out of there. How long do you think you can hold your breath? I can't. I remember reading a Batman comic book when I was young where he was like, I can hold my breath

for two minutes and I was like, oh, that's what everyone should be able to do, right? Yeah. And then it's about, I think you can hold your breath for like what? How long can you do it? Eight seconds, maybe. They, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, it's physical. But this, this Olympian, Nastya, what's her last name? Cominich? Parostin. No. But anyway, she was extremely, she's like, I can't home my breath at all.

At all. It goes through this whole thing. She ends up doing it. But. But. There is a twist to it, which I'll let you watch if you want to see. Okay. Well, this is, this is amazing.

It's honestly really good. Mike was like, I don't care. You can put it on. I'm not going to pay attention. I go, you'll be hooked. It's honestly really good. Mike was like, I don't care, you can put it on, I'm not gonna pay attention, I go, you'll be hooked. And he was ribbing. And he was. What was the, the Kate Winslet record on, I've talked to you.

She was like saying that she was doing it for four minutes. She held her breath for an insane amount of time. Really? And I just saw it the other day and A, you can't even tell who she is. Right. So it was pointless. Who cares?

And B, the movie's bad, so it was pointless. Well, they That's crazy. And be the movie's bad. So it was pointless. Well, they're advertising it everywhere. Look, it's on jeopardy. They're putting it into the questions. They're making commercials. I'm like, it's literally everywhere. I saw poster fort on the way here. And the poster looks so dumb. It made me mad. I've never seen the first one. It's not. Look, we're sorry Avatar lovers. I'm not. but homie don't play that. Three hours long. Where's the homie the clown movie? Yeah, well that's a good one.

That is what people have been demanding. Absolutely. We have to take a break. All right. I don't make the rules. We'll be right back. We're back. We're back. And you know, we were talking about Caramel and I was thinking the other day, like, A, how

did they figure that out? How to do it? Because I've made it a couple of times and it's hard. You've made Caramel? Yes. It's very hard. Caramel. Caramel.

I don't know what you're saying anymore. I'm just copying you. I made a cake that... Caramel. Caramel. I did the I did the the Scott Scott, please caramel. I think the correct way is caramel But I grew up saying caramel caramel so do you want like a caramel? Caramel Sunday Caramel chocolate with caramel

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Hello. Hello. Hello. Thousands on home heating bills. That's the part of the bothers me the most. They can't even wait in the middle of the fucking... Thousands on home heating bills. But they start talking the first ring.

That's why they're so messed up. It's like, the technology hasn't evolved enough. You need to wait for the hello. Yeah, wait for the hello. There are the ones that you do say hello and then it starts and that's actually creepy too. So I don't know. Yeah, so you can't win.

Okay, but how do they ever figure out like, oh, okay, we're gonna take this sugar. And if we do this to it, it'll- Do you know why they figured it out? Because they were bored. They were bored. That's the thing. Life used to be so boring.

Yeah. I think also a lot of things like used to be so boring. Yeah. I think also a lot of things like that come about from accidents. Okay. Where they're trying to do something else. They're trying to cure polio. And then they're like, yeah, they're trying to, always trying to cure polio. We have so many things from trying to cure polio.

It's dead. Kind of brittle. Goody goody. But I, but it's really like, how do we have chocolate? You know what I mean? Like someone. How do we have pasta? How do we have the pin-cell? how do we have chocolate? You know what I mean? How do we have pasta? How do we have the pinball?

Bread. How do we have the pinball? We have table. But it led me to wondering. I'm so hungry for pinball. Have we figured out everything at this point? Yep. You know what I mean?

No, they're getting crazy with it now when you go to a restaurant. They're like, we put freeze dried snails on top of a pile of faked dirt. Because we figured out everything to do with everything and now we're just like trying to create. There was a, this may be an apocryphal story, but some patent office in New York or something closed, wanted to close in 1811 or something like that.

Cause they thought they invented everything. Right, that's it. What? Yeah. Now that's it what yeah, yeah Now that's just silly. Yeah, they're fools. That's just not seeing the power of the human mind. They hadn't heard of meta Yeah, world peace It's being a basketball. Yes. Why were you out of basketball game the other day? First professional basketball game last night. You've been to a lot of amateur wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait You've never been no professional back amateur. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, know, but if so it was a long time ago, but I just never

Did you have fun? It's so fun. I had a great time. Well, here's the thing. So Christine Nangle Who's from Philly and Joe Wenger who's from Philly? Yes? He hides it. Christine he tries to yeah, I can always tell But Christine writes for the Simpsons and she's so funny. Did she write though? Yeah, she was she was also for the apostrophe. Oh, so it used to be Well, they needed a woman to come in there. Go. This is actually chromatically correct. Yeah So this somebody at the Simpsons music department has this box

Yeah, we just Music department has this box. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I know, I know. Just staples. You know, is a company, but we never minded it, because that was the original. Well, you know, yeah, I think a lot of times I let companies slide if it was what I always was used to. I know it's a new company, I'm not so happy. I'm like, if it's just one word, but like saying a web address is so irritating. No, and I think it should be like the sparkle dome. Like I don't think it should have anything to do with any.

Well, also it should be the whatever forum. Like I don't mind that, you know what I mean? Like if it's, it shouldn't just be crypto and then arena. I think it should be, you know, whatever the name of the building is, sponsored by whatever. So you can still power it by the name of the chain. And it's like, over the years, crypto.com is not going to be the name for the next 50 years.

But it seems like they wouldn't get their money's worth if that were the case, you know, because no one ever would just drop it. Well, they'll get their money's worth if that were the case, you know? Cause no one ever would just drop it. Well, they'll get their money's worth, cause crypto's gonna be around forever. So she invited me and did she like come to your house and get down on one knee and bring flowers. What was the process that I go?

She just invited. Have you been on the Simpsons? I just did the Simpsons last year. Yeah, I was wondering if this connection happened You just I'm sorry I I won the contest where you get to do Homer hall This is a really big deal that you were on the Simpsons. It was very exciting. That's a really big deal I'm very excited. Yeah, people who listen to this show listen to our voices and put us on things look because Oh my god now TV shows are on for 40, 50 years,

eventually, I'll be looking at you. I know, has that aired? Yes, you're last year. Well, what's the episode? I don't remember the world's biggest dumb shit, comes to Springfield. What's your character? It's the first bleeped episode.

It was a succession sort of parody. And so I played the son of the John Liff character who was playing the fuck off character. Okay. That's great. You played Jeremy Strong, maybe. I think so. It was not that one-to-one.

It was more the plot was more succession type plot with a rich family and everything. There was a rival to Grandpa Simpson. They had rival companies. I don't remember a lot about it, honestly. I still haven't seen it. Did you just record the words? I just recorded it.

They? Not in order. They gave me just a sheet of words, not even dialogue. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this.

And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this.

And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well, take care of this. And you said, well was doing the Trump thing. It was very, I forgot about that.

What was that again? Man, what was it, man? What was the man, what was the camera TV? What was the man, what was the camera TV? This was to prove it in a valentine or something. So was it remembering four words in a row or something? Well, I think what happened was he was like, they give you four words, you're supposed to remember four or five.

Oh, I was. But then he just pointed at things in the room and said I'm like man woman camera TV Yeah, for example, but those weren't the actual words. He got us. Why would you need an example? Like we all know that there are more than four words So the the sixers were playing the Philadelphia 76ers 76ers now they were this is based upon the fact that one of the most famous things to happen in Philadelphia was in 1776 Fill in the blank what happened?

Mm-hmm Scott, I hate to correct you. Mm-hmm. It's because Philadelphia was the home to the first person to turn 76 years old Life expectancy used to be so low. Yeah, I'm actually sorry to tell you that you are both wrong. What? The Mars candy company is from Philadelphia and it's to represent the 76 flavors of M&M that there were eventually. There were eventually.

It was hopeful. Yeah. It continues to be. Hershey is, by the way, is from Pennsylvania. Well, it's that special. That's true. I've been there. Could have been Satan.

So, did you like it when they had a little... Did you like it? They had the lamppost with the Hershey kisses, is what I've heard. They... Hershey Park is fun. Yeah. Well, I remember...

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And instead you get like into a gift shop and you have to buy it. And my parents really weren't up on candy. That's fine. Or like you can have one thing or something like that. Is it the same price it isn't? Wait, is that, that's not like the factory? Yeah, not the amusement park. Oh, no, no, we went to the factory. I didn't know there's maybe the amusement park. Well, that's

really cute. Hershey park where they have like a guy dressed up as a package of Reese's cups. You know what I mean? Yeah. What guy? So did you love the game? I said you love when the when the dancing girls came out in the middle and shook their money makers, shook their little dookie makers. It was a first big a dad has changed. For the same. I had never been in one of those boxes before. Oh, that's really fun. It was insane.

That changes everything because you can really be free with your words. You can go drink and go to the bathroom very easily. You should right there in front of everyone. Which I do. So was this a Simpson's sponsored event? No, it was not. They just have a word.

It is has this box. And we were not, we were not the only ones there. There was one of the people that is, that is one of the owners of the box was also there with his family. Uh-huh. And there's a little box. I hope I'm not blowing up this man's spot, but the man who wrote Black Panther

was also there with this fine cookler. Did Ryan Kugler write the movie? I knew he directed it. Are you co-wrote at the very least? Oh, you look it up. Well, maybe it was the other guy. Well, let's get this right. But so we get to, we have great view of the game.

Yeah, it's nice. The Sixers' One, I'd never really watched. Joe Robert Cole. I think so. Yeah, they're called him Joe. They called him King Cole. We did not meet for some reason. Oh.

You did not write Black Panther? No, I did not. It was only people who had also written Black Panther were allowed to say a little. Yeah. I was nervous around the strangers who were very, everybody was very. Yeah, but sometimes you're saying, you don't go around and say, hello, my name is Paul. But I do feel like in situations like that, I do feel like, hillbilly, you know what I mean? Oh, I feel like you're trash.

I'm like, oh, am I my purse snacks? Don't you use to this? Also, some people like come late and yes, and everyone's talking already and then it's like, oh, there's a news. There's also a screen with a football game on. It's sometimes people are taking a break and watching the football game. Right. But I really love sports. I really, I really enjoyed it. And I was like, oh, I will probably watch basketball on TV now. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. And the sixers one. Oh, great. The last, that last minute of play is like, that's all you got to see. It's so wild.

Well, that's why I've always said that basketball games should just be the one shot. Yeah. Whoever gets it first. You only get one shot. Mm-hmm. At half time, they have people that they have like a sort of little obstacle course. So people from the crowd can like, they have to run through these things, grab a basketball, shoot it. to get money

Yeah, and so there were two guys Com no no doubt the one guy was dunking left and right He missed just like the last two, but he made these like like trick dunks where he would You know bounce it on the floor and then catch it in the air. Oh, it's great. Oh wow then the second guy Did bad? Oh, it's great. Oh, wow. Then the second guy did bad. So it was the first guy, also just an audience member. He wasn't like, oh, it was. So he was doing trick dunks as an audience member. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the other guy was doing, the second guy was trying to do it and it was not working. Why don't you do trick dunks? Don't try, just do your thing. Just do your thing. I imagine this is part of the thing. Like they've probably been doing this forever and it's like, no,

no specific guys. No, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now people know the activity. They know what they're getting, what they're signing. I used to like, when they would be like, OK, if you can make this basket from half court. I do love what I like when the kids. They do a kid, really?

Yeah, how young? And a kid, this kid was probably like, 9, 10, something like that. OK. I feel like the older I get, the less I can judge kids' ages. Right. Or it's like, oh, he was like, how's he been in high school?

I don't want to say, I'm Mike. How do I think you are? Yeah. Like your, your internal age? Yeah, of my internal organs. How old do you think people say I am? I've been to two basketball games. What is going on? How have you never been to basketball games? How many of you've been to the basketball games. What is going on?

How have you never been to basketball games? How many of you have been to the two is such a... I've probably been to like, Unrespectable number three. She's from Chicago. Oh, you know, she's... Double. I mean, yeah, I'm trying to do that song.

That's true, that's where I started. I did see my contortin play. You're doing excellent. I can't. This is just why I'll choose the women to... I've been to two. Oh, a million. I can't even get in The worm. I bought it. Dennis Robbins shirt. Sean's great. Do you still have it?

No. Should. And then I went to one with our good friend, Armin, who has, has like regular, the cannibal. Yeah. And he, he bit my butt during the game. No, we went with Armin who has like, I think he and his family have the season tickets for something like that and it was like relatively close and it was very fun. That's really fun. Yeah, it's very exciting when you go with someone who has close seats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had that experience a few times and that makes it feel really special

because you're seeing the sweat on their faces and like all the expressions and everything. It's really different. I feel that sport in particular to be down on the, on the floor for it. I can see how exciting it would be. Like the best he's I've read at a baseball game was just to the left of home plate. I would like to go to a baseball game. I thought it was really close. It's very exciting. But not all of the play happens there.

But if you're like court side and you're right there and they're just going back and forth in this one area, you're seeing fucking everything. Yeah. Do you wanna be by a basket or do you wanna be half court? Half court, I guess would be ideal. Half court, right? Well, if that behind a basket, and that was kind of great

because then you see them running towards you and jumping up and stuff. And do you get scared? You're like, oh, I'm always throwing it again. Here's the thing I didn't know about basketball, is that when the teams are down at one end, there's a guy at the other end, frantically mopping up the floor.

Oh, wow. I don't think it ever occurred to me. Yeah, it never occurred to me. But a guy runs out like, oh no, oh no. Yeah, it never occurred to me, but a guy runs out like. Oh no, oh no. Yeah, I got to keep it really shiny. Or because if one of the players gets injured, they'll sue. Yeah.

They'll sue you. Exactly. I like it more in person than watching on TV because I feel like they add so many distractions on the talking. What are you worried about? There's a lot of shit happening in version. And ads and stuff.

They were worried when they start televised. But ads? Yeah. Because the ads. They were worried when they start televised. But ads? Yeah. Because the ads, there's everything is like, on the thing, on the thing, and then there's screaming ads around. You're not hearing them. You're not hearing them.

You're not hearing like, you're just watching something. Exactly, yeah. But it is like, because the things are changing every two seconds. Yeah, but that's to keep you in game. I think it'll be interesting to write. But yeah, I think it'll be interesting to write down

every ad you see in a day. Fun. You should do that. Yeah. Okay. Report your findings. You have to leave this room, though. weren't they afraid though when they start televising games no one would ever want to go in person anymore? They say about everything. Yeah. It's just not true about anything. No. No. Going in person. I don't know if I want to live stream. After the thing is over, should we live stream? Because then people won't want to come. And it's like, no, they will.

Of course. No, it's great to live stream now. It's like, it's open up a whole new world. I did my show on Saturday and had it was live stream. And how was that show? And they'll watch. Oh my god, it was so fun. Jason's so funny.

You'll look me up on the code, though. So I don't have to pay for it. Yeah. I'll't have to pay for it. Yeah send it to you No, but they It's a good brain improv show. Yeah, geez If you're listening to this you can still get the live stream who cares all right, let's go to a break No, that's actually important for me to say. Nope. And we're back.

And you want to do a voicemail? We've done a voicemail a long time. If you would like to call us, here's, there's some options for the... Yeah, options. We know you have a lot of options when it comes to call, I guess. And for instance, you could call ha ha la in pu. But here's some other ones. I agala host.

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gag a jag Opus. gag a jag Opus, that's way too many letters. It's one extra letter. Okay, which I did say. Here we go, here's one. Hi guys, first of all, I want to say I love you so much. Fuck off, favorite people in the whole world and my heart is filled with the oil. I love it. Second of all, I was wondering what is the worst date each of you has been on? Okay, thanks. Oh God. First date. Oh God. I'm sure I was the worst date in any situation like that.

He took me to this place. I see. I, okay, I got one example. Okay. My friend who, I'm sure I told this before, but we worked it not very far. I was in security in the line and he was a monster in one of the rides. And he would take off his monster mask and show he was handsome and then say go talk to my friend out work in the line and We'll and we'll set up a date and

He was handsome. He was handsome. So he he And he was handsome. He was handsome. So he was trying to get with this girl who had a friend and he was like, let's all go out. She has a friend, will, you know, and basically like we need someone for her friend and it'll be great. So I go over to his place and where what,

I remember very definitely told the story before. Remember very vividly alive Rolling Stone's concert was on. And my friend is a drummer who was criticizing Charlie Watts' technique. And that's a little detail that I probably haven't told. That's new. And so the two-legged Peterson story.

Two girls came, we need them. Two girls, one cup. Then we sit down, we chat, we meet, we're watching the Rolling Stones thing. We stand up to leave, they go, okay, let's go. I stand up with them and the girl looks at me and goes, oh, he's coming to. and the girl looks at me and goes, oh, he's coming too. Hmm. That's got to hurt. Yeah. That's...

They thought, these two ladies thought they were going to get off with this one guy? I think they were trying to threesome with the handbag. Can you blame them? I can't. Really? Because threesome's are great. I just remember dates that were not... There was nothing interesting about them being bad, but just that at the time knowing this

person is not interested in me. Oh yeah, yeah. Well, I went on a date in high school with someone that this is what I was, because I was thinking I'm a bit of a serial monogamous, so I've only gone on a handful of dates that didn't turn into relationships. But so I would say any of those probably weren't great

because nothing happened after it. But. Oh, I also did have a date with the woman that Shirley's thrown in play in the movie Monster. Oh, for a after it. But. Oh, I also did have a date with the woman that Shirley's thrown in the movie monster. Oh, anyway, no. You want to hear another one? Is that what I'm hearing? Yeah, yeah.

Is that what I'm hearing? Yeah. You're hearing it. Uh-oh. Did I. Spaghetti? Spaghetti, oh. All right.

Let's hear another one. Here we go Hello, this is Chase. I had a hypothetical name as a verb guys if you so is yours were some sort of endangered species What would you be the fuck there's more what animal? What would you be the fuck there's more what animal on the endangered species list would you Refrazing oh, okay, I'm gonna actually look back you have to be in danger. Okay, hold on you have no choice Okay, thanks, bye. Hmm. Great. I'm gonna look up the animals. There's If I could look up the animals. Okay, so like who, what are the endangered animals? Because I know chicken.

Chicken is one, definitely. We're down to our last, we believe chicken. I'm gonna read you the 10 most endangered animals. Okay, these all made the list, okay? And congrats to them all. Is this an FDI list? Yes, and they want to get them all. The Java rhinos, okay?

Ryan never even heard of it. That's why it's that endangered. You're leopard. The Sunda Island tiger mountain gorillas tap a newly orangutan. Young, sea, Yonksy, finless, porpoise. What? Black rhinos, African forest, elephants. Sumatron orangutan. Sumatron orangutan. Hawkspil turtles. So, you know, I would just say rhinos, tigers, monkeys, elephants, you know, where you fall on. I, I think a porpoise, right?

Because you're at least, so these are just like strains of certain animal. That was like so specific that I can't even deal. Like I'm like just give me something. That porpoise sounds good, or maybe those mountain gorillas. I don't know why this is another thing people search for. Endangered species in Ohio. And the first one is Indiana bat.

Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Indiana bat Indiana yeah hmm we don't get a lot of those around I kind of want to be one of those in the out of that I don't want to be I would be if I was an endangered species I'd be like an elephant because no one would fuck with you they're so sweet they get killed all the time yeah I they're just a third I'd be one of those turtles because they live long time.

Because you want to go turtle, turtle. I want to go turtle, turtle. Also you know ninja. I know ninja. You know ninja. Yeah, I'm saying you know ninja. What is yours going to be? No ninja, no ninja, no ninja, no problem.

I'll be a monkey gorilla. I could arrange a mountain gorilla. I'm not a gorilla. I'm not a gorilla. Why do we say a rile? I want to be a lake gorilla. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Because that's what everyone calls it. It's also more fun to say. Yes. Call the thing, if you're gonna put a rang in there and then you're gonna go up to, put a rang on it. Put a G at the end. Exactly. It's true.

Oh my God, I saw a fucking video of these guys narrating, like narrating a nature, I can't say nature video, but an orangutan is standing in front of this guy wearing a cardigan like zip up. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there.

The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. The narrators have to do it while the animals are there. I want that sweater, like he's imitating. You know, the guy, like, he lets the orangutan,

unzip the sweater, and then he takes it off. It gives it to a lower. And the guys, these guys are like, oh no, is he gonna put it on? Is he gonna put it on? And then he, the orangutan, like just throws it over his head, and these guys are cracking up.

Then he does this twist with it, and all of a sudden he's wearing it. Whoa. His arms are inside it and these guys lose their eyes. He put it on better than a human does. Yeah, he figured she had some great method of putting it up. Yeah. It was inside out though.

We should use the orangutan method to put on all of our clothes. Yeah, because this sounds amazing. They should have shown him wearing pants, gloves, shoes, spats, hat, monocle, monocle. You know what else I'd like to be? A Tasmanian tiger. Wow. They were thought to be extinct for many years, but somebody cited one recently. Really? That's amazing. That's something we're long gone. Isn't it a wild how we, you know, they say we only know like 10% of what's happening in the ocean or something. No, we keep track on 10% No, there's something like there's it goes so far down. Yeah, we can't possibly know. I've never heard the 10%

Well, I made up the number. I've heard that for brains, which is also bullshit. Well, that's what I'm using to tell you this fact What do we think about P24? P24 is that a about P24? P24? Is that a name? P22. Show some respect. And he's dead. That's what we think about him. Why, I find it odd that everyone is so. You know, everyone was so warm.

Everyone, there was like a, there was like a, there was a funeral spirit animal. There was a funeral spirit animal. It was honestly confusing. And I don't mean that in an unfeeling way. I just agree with you. I'm just like, I didn't really follow it that closely.

I was kind of like, oh, there's a mountain lion. And then everyone's like, P22 was like my hero. And like everything he did was for me. It just truly feels like something was far more fun with her. Something went too far with her. But I will say that I did not follow the antics of P22 too closely.

But everyone's from all you'd hear. There was a sighting or whatever. And I was unexpectedly sad when I heard that he died. I felt a little sad because I was watching them on the news, you know, kind of showing a lot of footage, and I was like, oh, that's a little sad. He's famous. It's sad to watch an anime, but then I'm like,

oh, yeah. It's like, you think he'll be in the in-memorial? He was a local celebrity, you know? I guess, but I never want to see, like, when people go, oh, I saw him. Yeah, I'd be frightened. I'd shit my pants. Oh, absolutely. I don't want to see like when people go, oh, I saw him. Yeah, I'd be frightened. I'd shit my pants. Oh, absolutely.

I don't want to see that shit. Well, he attacked. He attacked multiple dogs. Paul, get over here. Shit my pants. Yeah. He couldn't put down. Yeah, and the baby.

Yeah, because he the truck out of the baby. Yeah. He'd been hit by a car. And so he was acting. It was ragged. They say he was acting erratically. Yeah, but, but yeah. Like there was a baby involved in that.

Don't you come after my baby? Well, you're kidding, of course. I've killed that thing. He didn't attack. He didn't kill the baby though. You wanted to? I want to sometimes. Sure.

What happened? I just thought I was playing. They weren't really highlighting that piece when they were giving the memories of P22. Yeah. Well, you know, remember that time you attacked a baby the other day. Let's keep them around. P22 will miss you. All right. Do we do it? Do we do it? Do you have a feature that you wanted to do? Oh, will you have time? Well, yeah. We should do one more

voicemail. What do you think? All right. Let's do one more voicemail and we'll do a feature on the next one. Okay. Here we go. So this is another voicemail. Another one. Another one. Hey, Paul Scott, Lauren. Those just from Joey from Denton. Hi, Joey. I would be curious, how many Kuku clocks do you think a guy would have to own before people talk bad about

behind his back calling him that weird Kuku clock guy? Thanks. Well, I'll tell you, our neighbor was an odd and odd ball. Our neighbor, when we lived in Taluca Lake, we were in a condominium. He's that old man that made the puppet that came alive? Yes. He had many cuckoo clocks.

No, we had an odd ball neighbor who, when I moved in, my front door was open and she just wandered in and was like, hello. And she mentioned that like she wanted to ask, she's seen me around and wanted to ask if I wanted to go get ice cream. And then she also mentioned that half of her brain had been taken out. Yes.

And she was, I want to say, you imitate her voice the same way every time. Yeah. No, she had a very distinctive voice. So she, one day I came back to my place and found that half of my DVDs have been stolen. Wow. And in their place, half a brain. Right.

Right. Right. So we do, yeah, it's okay. No, so CoolUp went to her place to warn her that someone had stolen some stuff and she's like, they're not in my place, do you want to take a look? What? It's very guilty, very guilty sounding.

Anyway, so, but Kukukla was over there once, and she was like, she had a collection of Kukuklax for one thing. And then she was like, took her into the bathroom to show her around. There's a big, uh, Kukuklax above the toilet. And that's how big. You really don't need that up there. Yeah. You don't need something. Well, you don't want to have to twist around to look at the toilet. And that's how big. You really don't need that up there. Yeah.

You don't need something. Well, you don't want to have to twist around to look at the toilet. It's very helpful. You want it to come over your head and down in front of your eye. Or if you're standing up after you shit and then it's the clock strikes.

Suddenly he bombed right in the back of your nape. But then she was like, she had the shower curtain drawn and she pulled it and there was just cat litter in the bathtub. Well, that's convenient. And then cut out the middle man. Oh, maybe it was cat food. I can't really cool up the time.

Oh, I actually don't like any idea. Like in cams or just loose. Just loose. And then that's actually so disgusting. But then, I then she also had like open the closet, I think, and she had all these baby clothes. And she was like, I don't have children, but I love baby clothes. And I guess- I guess up the clock. She was like, I don't have children,

but I love their clothes. That's possibly the creepiest thing anyone's ever said. Yeah. Anyway, so she was real weird. And then she- What if she just had the cuckoo clocks? But everything else was clean, beautiful pristine. She had a whole brain.

I think two is too many. I think you know what you know. So okay, I you know the Kit Kat clock. No, the old cat. You get to break a piece off of it. The one that's a cat though the eyes go back and forth. Oh, yeah. It's Felix, isn't it? Or is it not exactly it's Kit Kat? It's not official Felix. Okay. I've had a few throughout my life, but I was weirdo. I like them, but I've only had one. Oh, but I like them. But I've only had one at a time, and Mike got me one recently, which I was so happy about.

Did you already have one? No, but I haven't had one in a long time. It's like, I don't know what happened to it. But I have one. Why aren't you, but the second it doesn't work anymore, why aren't you getting another one? They are gifted to me, and it's, because you never rule.

It's bad luck to buy one. It honestly feels like just if you saw one and you were looking for a president for me, you'd be like, she'll like that. It makes sense. And it happens to be something you do like. And I do. But when I hung it up in the kitchen,

and I thought, I want 10 of these. OK, I need 10, and I need them all swinging now. And then I sat there for a bit and realized you were. It was so loud that I was like, if there's more than one loud, it was, it's not loud, but I could hear it as I was sitting there eating. And I was like, if I had 10, that would be insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it would look cool. Because you could never get them all synced up. You never could, and even if you could, that'd be maybe worse because it'd be one loud tick tock. We have a Kuku clock. Yeah, you do. That's right. It's actually the third host of your podcast.

That's right. That's right. Does it talk? I can't remember. What does it do? It goes over there. It's cool. Yeah, it says one of the famous words that it's supposed to say.

It says Kuku. Kuku. And we enjoy it very much. The other day, I was- We talk about this. You turned it off at night, or you just sleep at night. No, there's a sensor. And then it starts when it's night.

What it's really funny is like, sometimes you can hear it stop itself. Like if it's midnight. It's cool. I don't know. It really is like, I got caught. Like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, guys. I thought it was morning.

But I broke a piece off of it the other day. Oh, just like what I want to do to your ass. Yeah. No, Scott, I need to report you. To H-Far? But I think that if you have more than one thing like that that makes noise all day long, that's too much. I agree, I agree.

I think one is really worth it. My grandfather had one of his clocks, a grandfather clock. My grandfather had a grandfather, we call it a grandfather clock. It was just like a, we would say, hey, this is a U. But yours was just like a little,

I would say U? Nothing. Because he was a grandfather. Called it that. Oh, so was it, you're saying the grandfather clock is a clock who has grandchildren that are clocks. Yes. And then he would has grandchildren that are clocks. Yes.

And then he would say, these are you. Why is it called a grandfather clock? I don't know. Because it's, it's steadfast and true. My grandfather's always hard. I'm looking it up though and I'll tell you exactly what, but that's a good question. Why do you call it a grandfather clock? Mr. Wakeopedia is gonna tell us in just a second.

Origin, wait, naming, naming, naming. Also look up controversies. Personal life. The Oxford English Dictionary states that the popular 1876 song, My Grandfather's Clock, is responsible for the common name grandfather clock being applied to the longcase clock. The song was composed by an American songwriter by the name of Henry Clay Work, who discovered a longcase clock in the George Hotel in Pierce Bridge in County Durham in England.

When he asked about the clock, he was informed that it had two owners. Mm-hmm. Okay. Two owners. Were they married? After the first owner died, oh, it had had two owners since then. I thought a con man had sold it to different people.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. They had to cut it in half. Yeah. After the first owner died, the clock became inaccurate. And when the second owner died, the clock stopped working

all together. The story inspired Henry to create the song. Grandfather clocks are of a certain height usually, at least 1.9 meters, six feet, three inches. Don't get it wrong. There are also grandmother and granddaughter clocks, which are slightly shorter. No, slightly shorter.

At the Lyre and a thief. Why no grand son clock? Oh, why is he? Why not? When are you gonna give me a grand son clock? Come on. I love my curvy clock. I that makes sense that it comes from a song.

That's why we call birthday cakes, birthday cakes, because it comes from the birthday song. It's really disgusting to be blowing candles out. And we never knew it until the pandemic. And now, if you see it in a movie. I'm sure there are people out there who are like, I actually only saw that one was fucking disgusting.

Of course. I actually already washed my hands. Mm-hmm. I already scrubbed down all my groceries. Well, it's that time because Lauren's texting. It's not quite what I'm doing. What are you doing? I'm not paying attention.

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