Threedom - No More Witches No More Goblins
Episode Date: February 2, 2023Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about road rage, putting turkeys in other holidays and play a new Threeture: Threevia. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedomusa@g...mail.com. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAHA-LA-IMPU)
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3D!
3D!
No! Oh, the brave.
The brave.
Welcome to Freedom.
This is Lauren over here.
Sup, I'm Paul.
Hi, it's Scott.
We got everyone right?
Yeah.
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I am wearing a beanie.
And it's because I didn't want to wash my hair today.
Really?
I wear beanie in the house now.
You know, sometimes it's a little chilly.
Ebeneas are just scoops style.
Yeah, Ebeneas are scoops.
Hey, it's me, Ebeneas are scoops.
Hey, no, it's me, Ebeneas are scoops.
Wow.
So, I'm a pretty mean guy.
Are there no prisons?
Are there no workhouses?
We're going to create jobs.
We're going to create jobs.
Are there no prisons?
Are there workhouses?
You're a crumb of cheese.
A lot of mushrooms.
A bit of pork.
There's more gravy about cheese.
More gravy than gravy about cheese.
Okay.
Then we got one is big.
One is big. One is the one who's big.
I just did a beef.
Undigested beef.
You there boy, what day should I?
I was in that show and so I would have to hear that.
Of course.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
All day.
Christmas Carol in that show.
Can I say that I watched a Muppet Christmas Carol for the first time over the holidays? I know you do. You didn't watch it. You've been missing out. We did Jamie and I watched a Muppet Christmas Cowover for the first time over the holidays?
I know you did. You didn't watch it. You've been missing out.
We did, Jamie and I did a watch along. Yeah, I kind of,
because it's beloved, I knew it was like after my time.
You know what I mean? Like for, for people younger, it of course
would have so much more sentimental,
although it has sentimental attachment to me, because when I was
in the show, it came out.
And yes, I watched it in Sacramento.
Wow.
I think they doing better than us.
Did you watch it at the century, 21 on the
century, 21? Yeah.
And I bought a house.
But people the next day, I remember people saying,
uh, for years, how, uh, you know,
deadly serious Michael Keynes performances in that movie.
It's so are the memes are still a bound.
Yeah.
You know what?
It's actually, he's fun.
I mean, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not winking.
He's not winking.
He's not camping it up, but it's not like, oh my god, this is intense.
But I think he is quoted as saying that he, and I don't know if it's a real quote,
that he would like, I'm going to do a Muppet movie.
I'm going to do a deadly series.
If I'm going to do a movie.
If I'm going to do a mother movie.
Yeah.
He was good, but it was good.
He was fine.
I thought he was very touching.
I remember sitting there and going like,
is someone chopping onions?
Or am I crying?
I should've got just in here.
Someone chopping onions would in my life
just open a leg. Is someone chopping broccoli? I didn't got just in here. Someone chopping onions, I didn't know. Life just opened in the legs.
Is someone chopping broccoli?
Chopping broccoli!
Could it be Satan?
Chopping broccoli!
Chicken make louds, yeah.
Oh, dear.
Give you a imagine.
Pitching that.
Now it is. Can you imagine such a thing? can you imagine such a thing?
Can you imagine such a thing?
Thank you touch my monkey
Well, it's a little less we'll touch my monkey
Would you like to touch my monkey?
Would you like to touch it?
Do you think Mike Myers is pissed at that?
Would you like to, would you want to build a snowman song?
Cause it's like that's clearly, that's clearly, would you like to touch my touch my yes. Really? There's no way around it. Yeah. It's the same
cadence. They just said it to music. Yeah. Yeah. It's a total fucking rip off. These words,
these words words, words. And then suddenly everyone's making money head over fist and he's sitting
there in the poor house from that song. that song saved Frozen because people were not interested, but that's single.
Suddenly it's like, do you wanna build a snowman?
And you were like, okay, I'm turning around on the road.
Okay.
Bro, yeah, some bangers.
I recently watched that film for the second time.
I saw it when it came out initially on DVD
or whatever rental, but I did watch it with Holly
and it is a lot of great songs
that you don't really think about.
How does she feel about the Wickedly Talented Adele Dazine?
She loves her.
Yes.
It's funny to be so loved.
Oh, I love her.
The Wickedly Talented.
Oh, I mean, Trouble.
Please come to me, please come to me, please come to me.
Lee Talented Adele Dazine.
Just one of the best moments in TV history.
Now, she sang for Kristen Bell in the movie
just Kristen but who plays Elsa no she plays all things Anna is Kristen Bell. Yeah she sings beautifully yeah I didn't know that she sing Kristen Bell Kristen Bell Kristen Bell
very good yeah she sang I did not realize that, she said I did not know that she sang a Nora show to the central park
Okay, before she was kicked off
Yeah, what happened oh yeah
No, but I thought the show got canceled. Is it I think it I think a gut canceled? I don't know
I've never heard about it again. Oh, I think it's still I think it's still on but it got canceled
I don't know what do they just keep making episodes are like okay? Well, I think it's still one. I think it's still one, but it got canceled. I don't know.
What do we care?
They just keep making episodes.
They're like, okay, we'll just do it on our own.
Put it on.
If you were a network and someone was just like,
Hey, I made a bunch of episodes.
Yeah.
And you can have them for free.
Yeah.
You know what I'm on?
Three seasons.
But I mean, I guess they're worried
that they couldn't get advertising for them.
Is that the thing?
But if you just offering them a TV show.
Yeah.
I put them on.
They've already done 39 episodes. I tried that with Netflix. They think it's giving time.
But yeah, who does Adele does seem sing for? Or is she just she also play, I guess she
also plays the role of Elsa and plays the role and plays the role. Okay, that's
the yes, because she's a real broad way. I kind of not really doing that anymore, where
someone sings and someone does the the old Natalie it. Yes. Because she's a real Broadway fan. I feel like we're kind of not really doing that anymore, where someone sings and someone does the...
The old Natalie Wood.
Yeah.
Well, even the old Lion King, actually, apparently,
I'd learned that JTT was the voice,
and then they had another case. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,king, like, no king was before. You should sing in a cartoon.
I should be a symbol.
I should be a symbol.
I should be a symbol.
I should be a movie except Hakuna Matana.
That's all I remember.
Well, then I saw this show.
How about can you feel the love, Senna?
Of course, that from Suril.
Remember the sex scene.
Can't you feel the love tonight?
The sex scene?
When they feel the love.
Nala and Samba.
Get out. Are they getting on?
The love.
Well, what do you think having the suns going down there rolling around
the fucking tumbleweed.
So Africa, it's all his barbed penis is coming out.
Yeah.
Scraping everything on a way out.
Do lions have bark?
I don't know if they should.
I'm gonna.
I'm actually kind of scared to see what a lion's penis looks like,
but not all right.
Let's look at it.
Yeah, it's so weird that that's how evolution works, that it's like, okay, for an hour for us to
propagate our species, we have to have sex.
Okay, they look so...
Okay, is that real?
That's what's on mind.
Paul is holding his hand.
I'm not going to lie.
I just did not see it.
That's what it's going to be.
Never seen it, never one.
That first one looks like a person one's just like a person right
This one this one's where I'm like that's got to be more of what we're talking about that's what we're talking about
Spines on it spines
Yeah, the first picture that comes up is basically just a dude's penis put on to a long job
Why can't it just be nice?
Why does it have to have bars and spots?
I know, but I just have a regular penis.
I keep out with everyone.
That's a problem with pandas too, is that.
Why? What are their penises do?
They're apparently their penis.
What are their penises do?
Their penises are monsters and like a really wide,
like a cocaine.
I think it's uncomfortable for both of them,
for both sexes.
They're like apologies that this has got to go down.
Yeah. Here it goes. And that's why there's so few of them, for both sexes. They're like apologies that this has got to go down. Here it goes.
And that's why there's so few of them,
in addition to a couple of times.
Here's where we're going to get to weirdest animal penis.
Just that's the good one.
Okay, yeah.
What do we got?
Labelled one of the weirdest penises of the animal kingdom
by a city of the Amazon.
By the penis awards?
I don't have to say this animal.
The penis awards have like a razzies too.
I don't know how to say this.
ECHIDN.
I do.
A kidnap.
A kidnap?
And they've never heard of that.
I know how to say it from there.
They might be giant song.
Which song?
Oh, what's the fucking name of the song?
They list all these genuses and species.
Is it one of their like, it's off of Apollo 18?
No, it's not one of their songs.
So the people say, we're not really sure
Why it looks so weird, but we do know that they only use their penis for mating not urine
Okay, urine not in the pool of their own urine. Oh, and there's a 50 heads on it and looks fucking disgusting
What is it a kidnap? It looks like a big it looks like a big deli meat that just got
It's honestly sick
It's honestly really it's honestly sick'm not lying. I was horny enough.
Okay, so I tap it. The list basically says whale duck alligator. These are all getting really weird.
We got the a kidna. We have a slow. A whale mammal is the name of the song.
Oh, mammal. Man. A whale can only whale. A whale. A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale.
A whale. A whale. A whale. A whale. A whale. the cats to have pleasure. But there are so many cats. They don't, it doesn't stop them. They have the horny impulse.
They have the horny impulse.
But see the male cat doesn't care about the female cat.
Oh, cats.
It's like, so they're like, okay, the female cats,
they don't like this.
I got to grow some bars to just trapper there.
Yeah.
Like she wants it, but then when it starts,
she doesn't want it, because it sucks. It sucks. So I got to fucking, I got to trapper there. Yeah. Like she wants it, but then when it starts, she doesn't want it, because it sucks.
It sucks.
So I got a fucking, I got a trapper.
I got a trapper and keeper.
And I guess it works.
And they mean that we have the trapper.
And keeper after that.
So the way those like,
oh, it makes sense.
So the way those like silver pieces move
is basically the same as and thus similar to the way
that in such that the cat
penis does move infrequently inside. And such like.
Their names are called they raise up all the bad the cat dolphin and dog
The fox, the ox, giraffe, and true, E. Kidna, Caribou.
I did it.
Hey, should we get out of here?
I'd love to.
Shh!
What?
Holy shit.
Hey, that might be giants.
It's like, that's too weird.
Write a song about something just normal.
Why don't they write a song about a boy meeting a girl
and falling in love?
Well, they have that song that goes,
Tesla.
Was that about Elon Musk?
It was in Tannin' and we're on, it's about Tesla.
Elon Musk.
Scott?
Scott?
Elon Musk.
You better stop it.
Elon Musk.
You better stop it right now.
You better stop it.
You better stop it. You better stop it right now. Elon Musk. You better stop it. Elon Musk.
You better stop it.
You better stop it right now.
Do you know people with tussles and do they feel
if they wish they didn't have one?
I know a lot of people with tussles,
but they won't.
I'm not gonna ask them that question.
I know somebody who has one and became kind of bummed.
Yeah.
Like love the car, but then it did feel like it was kind of tainted.
Everyone's trying to get me to,
to, or what?
They want?
What? Ignolty? Everyone was trying to get me to, to, or what? A nickname? A list of Milana returns.
Yeah, we have 48 hours to do this.
Everyone was trying to get me to order one, I was like,
no, I don't like the guy and they're like, you'll love it.
You'll love it.
And you know what? My car's fine.
You know, and yeah, it's just,
if I don't want to think about a specific negative thing
every time I get in my car.
Yeah. That's where I stand. I don't want to own a car that was created by a dork
Yep, that's but dorks probably did create a lot of the cars
Well, there are no their nerds. Okay, there's not dorks. There is and reforred nerd
Ferrari and nerdy Semitic nerd
Ferraris and Nerdy Semitic Nerdy. But Tesla made by Dorks, four dorks.
A dork.
I'm not going to throw them all into the Tesla.
I bet they're dorks though.
Of course they are.
If you work for Tesla, let us know.
Or you would know.
If you work for the Tesla automobile company,
you might be a dog.
I mean, I mean, I don't work.
A Tesla drove straight into a pool in Pasadena.
Really?
Last week or something?
Did they mean to?
It seems that they actually pressed the gas.
Tesla's pronouns, they did.
And went through a fence of some sort
and straight into a pool and they were children in the car.
No, I mean, I have no interest.
I have no interest.
I have no interest. Well, haven't you noticed?
Yeah, it's adult swim.
That is true.
That would actually probably be worse.
I have noticed that.
It was nice of you to acknowledge that.
They do say it is a Tesla.
When there's a news story about a car.
I'm like finding out, you know,
they're kind of pointing that out.
It's like, even if it's kind of irrelevant.
That's true.
Yeah, it feels like the news is a little bit like, by a test-lust crash. It's like that's true. Even if it's kind of a relevant. That's true. Yeah. It feels like the news is a little bit like. Yeah. It's like a test. It's a crash. It's a journey style. I mean,
because the person was driving it and they yeah. Yeah. I do hope they get self-driving cars under control.
That's scary. I you want it. I want it. I think it would be great. I was I think have I talked about
this. I was talking to my mom about it because I think any sort of new technology and older person is like fearful of
and she was like, no, I would love it.
Well, she doesn't want to drive.
She doesn't want to drive and she's like,
if I could get into a car and just punch in where it should go
and then know that it's safely going to take me there,
it would be so much better.
But it feels like every car has to be doing that then.
That's how I feel about it.
Either everybody has it or nobody has it.
Yeah, I don't think there should just be a car with nobody in the driver's seat driving behind me and cutting out.
There shouldn't be five cars out there. Yeah. Right. They can do this. Yeah. I love driving.
I don't mind driving. I do enjoy driving and I like it. Yeah. I like it. I love. I think I
would feel sick sitting in the passenger seat while Well, the car just took me around.
There's something they make you move over. You almost hit a friend of yours.
It makes me think you have.
Have I ever almost hit a friend of mine like in a car? Yeah, I don't think I have. I was making a right out of light and the pedestrian, like, you know, start crossing the street
and I didn't notice and I stopped right away and the pedestrian looked at me kind of
angrily and it was Karl Tarts and I was like, I was like, hey, he looked at me and he shook
his finger like to Kim Bay.
And then later I was like,
I wonder if he recognized it was me, yeah, he did.
And we laughed about it, but it's like.
Do you think he would have done that with fingerwag
if he didn't recognize it?
I don't know if he was for you, it was specifically.
He's been funny.
I guess.
So when it was with the car,
I was happy that he had like a sense of humor about it.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I imagine if he got mad at you.
I was once at a four-way stop in my neighborhood.
And I thought I had gotten there before this other car
that was coming the opposite direction.
And I was about to turn.
And then this person was like furious.
Like I just went an inch into the intersection to turn.
And I saw this big flurry of motion behind the windshield.
And then I looked and it was something that I knew and who knew me.
And then like changed like their demeanor completely changed.
Like, oh, accidents happen.
But I will never forget that look of you.
Those are true, love.
You're yes.
So we should always treat everyone who are strangers
like they're a friend or a friend.
But can you imagine,
I think I'll sit, I think I'll sit.
No, can you imagine if you're a friend
who you almost got hit?
Like stranger, exactly.
Yes.
If you almost got hit
and you're going with that method of thinking
and you're like, hey, can you not be my friend?
Like it's like, that would be a really weird,
your brain doesn't do that.
You don't have to fend yourself by going like,
hey, stranger.
But here's the thing.
You didn't mean to do that.
We weren't in danger.
There was no danger in the situation.
Danger, it's exactly.
We were so far away from each other.
It was just, it was that person's turn.
Right.
And I thought it was my turn.
And this, so the, the rage was so disproportionate. Oh, well, that's different. That's where I was like,
wow. You have anger. Oh, yeah. I do think that car, nothing even happened. I used to, we've talked
about road rage and I used to think, I think I used to have like more, I'd be quicker to just be like,
fuck you. I don't do that anymore. No, you gotta take a breath.
And even like, an even like a year ago,
or two years ago or something,
there was, I was driving back from your place,
we were recording and I,
We're not having an affair.
I would never come here unless it's for work.
Oh, this is for work.
But, but this guy got very aggressive with me
and like was like, I didn't give him the finger or anything
but he was, he like almost, I think I may be pulled in front of him,
but didn't realize I didn't,
it wasn't doing anything on purpose.
But he got very upset.
And then he was like, fucking with me,
driving like clothes, coming out.
And this also happened to me on the freeway,
not that long ago, where this truck,
I was trying to get over.
I wasn't even trying to do anything.
I was just trying to switch lanes and slowly waiting
for my turn.
And then this guy just was like not leaving space
and being mean.
And then like actually scaring me.
Like, you're just, you're short stopping in front of me
to make me.
You read the stories about the people who short stop in front of you
and then it causes like these pileups and stuff.
Yeah, it's a very dangerous.
It's murder or manslaughter.
It's really scary.
The, I just couldn't wait to get off the freeway.
The idea of being so mad that somebody did a minor thing, that you are going to, like,
you have to like get up next to them so they can see your face, you have to like teach
them a lester or whatever.
So you think about a road ridges?
I know.
We're just trying to get through the whole thing, man.
It's all about politeness, which is like to be that angry about people being impolite.
Yeah.
It's like, because you're not that angry
if someone like, you meet, kind of, doesn't shake your hand.
Well, I think my road rage being more about somebody
like doing some dangerous, like they cut me off.
I'm like, fuck you, it's not like that.
Yeah.
But a lot of times it's just like, it was my turn.
Yeah, I didn't think I ever had rage like that.
I'm like, hello, I get to go.
But I've had people that have been,
and I've never gotten this way.
People have mad at me just for like an accident.
Where it's like, oh, I thought I could go
when I can't go.
Or I didn't see you there when I was trying to change lanes
and the people are like furious like, yeah.
I know, it's not.
No, you always gotta be very, like.
Remember if something like that happens,
like, the last accident I was in, in the parking lot at the grocery store down the street.
What?
Hold on a second.
This was in fried green tomatoes.
Yeah.
It's just an opportunity to use.
Yeah.
Which I just watched.
Oh, no, I didn't.
Let me get you told you told her that you were older and had more insurance.
I thought fried green tomatoes was still like no, it was just now.
And I sort of think that it is.
Everybody does.
Do they really?
It's exactly anything.
It is the same thing.
I've never seen either one.
I actually got my hand in a Fred Green Tomatoes.
I don't know.
I saw it still my Gnolias for the first time.
Oh, but I still never seen it.
I liked it.
I was making a left into a parking space.
And then right as I pulled in the person on the right,
the spot in the right hand, swung her door open.
And I hit her, her, the edge of her door,
like straight on with my car.
Anyway.
That's a very easy thing to happen
because I feel like people aren't always looking
myself in the same way.
She was not usually on her phone.
She just opened her car door without looking.
I'm seeing to think it was her or was my fault
and was treating it like it was my fault.
And that feels like it's both people,
that's what it's like.
It's awful.
And the investigation.
It's also just bad timing.
Yeah.
A central obsession.
But it's her, but any door thing.
Oh, it's really her fault.
Throwing your door open, even if.
This is your control of what is happening outside.
You have to look because like if you're driving down the street
and someone in a park car throws their door open
and you run into it, it's their fault.
That makes sense.
So it was hurtful, but she was treating it like it was my fault
and it was very weird.
I just felt weird about it.
Like in my head just going like, you know this is your fault.
You, you're best letting me.
But people are kind of trained to immediately not take blame
because of the law.
It's very true.
That's why I start wondering,
is this just you jockeying for your insurance?
Because you know, your insurance always says
never take responsibility.
Never fall in love.
But like saying never to responsibility
is like actually kind of fucked up.
What's like, if you clearly did something,
it's okay to be like, I did that.
Well, the first big car accident I got into
where I totaled my wife's car when I was learning to drive.
Yeah.
I had my license for like four weeks or something.
And I blew through a stop sign
that I just did not see.
I did the same thing.
Crossed this wide intersection and this car teabowned me.
And then we were getting out of our cars
and then she, the other driver was like,
did anybody see what happened?
And I said, there was my fault.
You don't need witness.
But see the same thing happened to me
where I was in high school
and I went through a stop sign.
There was a big bush blocking the other stop sign
with the car coming from.
I'm gonna get it.
And I hit the back of
this car. And I had just recently got like learned to drive. And there's their car spun
around and it was so crazy. I hit the back. I hit the back door. Yeah. And there's like
a movie stunt. Yeah. And this, this, oh, it was an old couple and they were like a block
from home up. Oh my God.
And they got out, they were totally fine,
but the wife had spilled fruit salad all over the husband.
So it was the fourth of July.
It was the third of July.
What an old people thing to happen.
I know.
And then, but they were so nice.
They gave me a hug and it was so nice.
I was so upset.
But wait, what happened was my teacher was at a barbecue, right,
in front of the, in the house that I crashed in front of.
And he saw me, and so he came out and was talking to me, and then his dad, who's a lawyer, came out, and he was like, don't say anything.
And it was like this whole, and that's where it kind of got in my head, that's like an important thing with that.
I think it's different.
It's different to be like, well, we don't know what happened. We'll let the investigators work it out.
Yeah.
As opposed to being like, well, when you did that, you were at fault.
That's what she was trying to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And she was English and it just bugged me.
Yeah.
She was like, oh, so you, so when you did that,
you did this, you know, and like, where is your insurance?
Are you men tool?
Yeah, are you, are you trying to have a laugh?
I said, is it all you proper men tool might?
But the worst part of it was then we both were going in and so then we had to shop and I can you just walk
Keep running into her in the aisles and you had to fall in love. Why didn't you I love her?
I love her man. I love her man.
Alright, we have to dig right
I'm ready. We're back.
We're back. Hey, hey to say that when somebody says,
Hey, that's too much.
I read it in a Spider-Man comic and it is stuck in my head.
Oh, was that guy getting paid by the word?
Hahaha.
Hayes vs. What?
Grass is free.
It straws cheaper, grass is free.
Buy a farm, you get all three.
It doesn't scan.
Hayes for horse.
No, no, you don't start with that.
You just don't see it. You just start with straws cheaper.
As someone goes, hey, straws cheaper, grass is free.
By a farm and you get all three.
Can you imagine being a person who would say that?
Can you imagine not being cut off immediately?
Can you imagine what you do?
Yeah, pay me a shot at Super though.
What are you trying to rob a bank?
And you just want some peace and quiet.
Yeah, I'm trying to get your attention.
And then this webhead comes down.
It was Spider-Man who said it?
Yes.
It's his typical like making light of the situation.
Look, this is bad enough already.
I'm trying to rob a bank and I'm being interrupted.
People have wet their pants out of fear in this bank.
And now this guy and his fucking pajamas is making jokes.
It's a great question.
It just doesn't make any sense.
It's a great question. It's a great question. It just doesn't make any sense. It's a great question.
It's a great question.
It's a great question.
It's a great question.
Somebody had to ask it.
They did.
All right, now I'm on my phone.
You guys, you were hiding your comic book room
and shivering fear.
Talking to you. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Talking to you.
Talking to you, Paul.
I thought that was a, yeah, that's a question for the room.
Obviously a question for Scott is I stare into his comic book room.
I know it's a beautiful.
Just bigger than my entire house.
I remember a neighbor of mine.
Where you both have had a bookshelf like that with like comics and binders and stuff.
Finder and I was fascinated by it.
It was a collector and he really took care of his shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
And where is he now, dead?
I know I have a lot of friends.
He's very with the comics.
I'm realizing I have a lot of friends who collect comic books.
Isn't that interesting?
I have a lot of friends who collect comic books.
What do you collect other than stupid clock?
Coddoms.
Codd, clock condoms.
Codd.
He makes me have.
I collect miniatures.
I collect my sunny angel dolls.
I collect gnomes for my yard.
I collect, you know, I actually do have a lot of collections to think of it.
Let me ask you this.
If a gnome was real,
like from the gnome book, like the classic drawing of a gnome,
if that wandered in kind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if that wandered into your garden,
like you're washing the dishes or whatever,
you look out the window.
I would scream.
Yeah, right.
Would it speak English or the language like a translate? I guess it would, I don't know, I don't know Yeah, right. I would, would it speak English or the language I could translate?
I guess it would.
I don't know.
I don't know what they speak.
I would like, if it did speak English and I could talk to it, I would try to
strike up a friendship and I would allow it to live in my, my property, but I would
want.
Oh my God, guys, I'm getting a call.
Is there a spell?
I don't know who it is.
Hello!
Thank you!
That was actually a person getting the wrong number.
Probably.
I go by Sonya sometimes.
I think that the money I'm buying quality fans.
Oh, you're only fans.
Do you only talk to your fans?
What's that? Do you only talk to your fans on that? I only talked to my fans. Oh wow. I love my fans. You love your faith.
Paul, I've always had it all love his fans and you chat. Oh, no, I keep my clothes on
I just call myself so you know
I put it over
We just sign up and see what he's doing on there. Let's just sign up
We can share an account if you want to go have it better because I don't we just sign up and see what he's doing on there? Let's just sign up. Let's just sign up. We can share an account if you want to go have things.
That'd be better because I don't only want to pay.
I just want to know if he's actually making my only social media presence only fans.
And that's where you can find all my updates.
You know, I do think there's people when they when you are like someone you follow
and they make it only fans and you go, I want to just see it.
I don't want to pay. I just want wanna know what you're fucking doing in there.
We're friends, just send me the phone.
Just show me, just show me your boobs.
Just text me.
Tell me what you're doing.
Show me your tits.
Just show me your tits, please.
Even like what a Denise Richards has her only fans.
I'm like, what's happening on there?
I'm not gonna pay it a C, but I'm like, what's happening?
Didn't she start it because this is what I heard?
Cause of her daughter.
Cause of her daughter.
Because her daughter started and Charlie Sheen got really upset.
And then Denise Riches is like, don't shame her.
But I'd pose for playboy.
And then she started one, I think because everyone's making so much money.
Should we do a three to money fans?
Are they together or no?
Charlie Sheen?
No, she's married to another man who was with her when she's on Real Housewives.
Oh, right. For a lot of recap, yeah, by the way, new season of many great things happening,
soon, but including real housewives of New York, which I can't wait for.
And then of course, and I did have a dinner with a producer over real housewives,
uh, franchise. And I was, did you pitch yourself?
No, but have I mentioned, oh, yeah, two of people I know we're asked to be on it.
And I think that's fascinating. Yeah, you should.
I wish that I would never.
They would hate you.
Yeah, it's like I wouldn't hate the producers would hate you.
I wouldn't fit in.
I wouldn't hate you.
The audience would hate you.
The crew would be, no, you know what the audience would love me because I would.
Why would the crew hate her?
The crew would love me for sure.
Yeah.
The audience would love me because I would be saying things to these women that they need to hear.
Reality recap. Yeah.
Catherine Dennis fired from the only reality show we watched.
Southern Charm.
Southern Charm.
Southern Charm.
Southern Charm.
Southern Charm.
It's the bear.
It's a David Cross spin off.
All the famous charms are in it.
Southern Charm X.
Carmella is from. Um, and like a couple of days after the announcement
that she was fired, she started an only fans.
That's all it took.
Should we start one for the freedom?
People must be making bank on the only fans.
If we start one for the freedom,
it's just like extreme closeups of skin,
and you don't know what part it is or who it's from.
Although we could take pictures of our feet.
I wouldn't mind that.
If it's only feats,
then it is.
We could take pictures of our feet
and be like, have at it, Josh.
If we did, and only fans for feet,
and all three of us did it,
we promised.
For feet to watch.
There would be no solo Lauren.
No, but we all know everyone would be coming for my feet.
Of course, no, we would all want to take a bigger percentage.
No, we would we would make sure our feet were always in the frame with you.
Yes, so you never know whose feet they're enjoying.
We disable comments.
So we each know it's like when a firing squad.
Somebody has a blank.
Yeah, so everyone has a blank and only one person has a bullet.
No, wait, what is this?
How does that work?
Is it not that is it not only one person has a blank?
So they so everyone has plausible.
That was I had the blank.
I see.
I thought it was everyone had a blank.
No, they went only.
It's good.
Wait, so everyone, so 20 people are shooting at one person.
20.
It's probably two.
I think it's five.
No, it's five.
What's a good size?
What's a good size?
I think it's five.
I think 10.
10.
I think 10.
To shoot one person.
Yeah, because you cause one guy is a blank
You want you it not it takes night and bullets to shoot to kill someone. What if you miss three people miss your
State one guy does it does shoot some in the toe accidentally if you miss you should not have been in that firing squad
Five or more but 10 sounds good to me 20s
Also more more 20 is more than five about a thousand
What has a blank could there be a firing squad so big it couldn't shoot God
This is so scary what happened during firing squad execution the inmate
Totally placed over his head a small aim point we placed over his heart
I never
Execution I've never seen the title after After the war, I've seen blindfolded.
I've seen like, hey, here's the cigarette.
After the shots, a doctor will examine the inmate.
I don't think that's necessary.
That like pulled down his pants.
Sure he's dead.
Why do you have to assume his ass has to be in the air?
Maybe he's just tapping his knee.
Come on Scott.
Yeah.
He's reflexes.
No reflexes, he's gone. Hold a mirror up to it. Also he doesn't have a face
anymore. That was another clue. But they one person has a blank so that they all sort of have
plausible deniability where they're like maybe I do know but I think if you're a member of a
firing squad. Yeah. You're guilty. I love shit like that, or it's like, you're so close to not doing this at all.
Yeah, like you don't understand that this is bad.
Why don't they get like, they should do it in the army too, where like one soldier is
picked and has one.
He dies every time, but he's out there.
He dies knowing.
It was me.
That's like when they part into Turkey.
Yeah.
It's like, whole whole whole. It's so funny. It's like, whole whole whole.
It's so funny.
It's like, that's not, no.
Stop executing human beings.
By the way, pardoning a Turkey is extremely kind.
Let's, and bless.
Let's put the Turkey into other holidays.
Christmas, Sam does a turkey.
What?
I do think Valentine's Day doesn't have enough Turkey.
It's my thing for this.
Well, I agree with that.
But holiday, that wouldn't, I wouldn't make sense
with Scott's thing.
Sam is a Turkey, Easter Bunny's the turkey.
This is where he's the turkey.
Two furries the turkey.
Greg Punkin is the turkey?
Greg Punkin is the turkey.
No more witches in Goblins.
It's turkey, there are no witches.
Just no more witches, no more Goblins.
We're one turkey, you're all robin us of that.
Robble, robble.
Oh, he's a turkey.
He's a turkey suddenly.
Where'd your, where'd your, uh,
Bridgerton? Bridgerton is a turkey. Where'd your, where'd your, uh, Bridgerton? Where'd your, Bridgerton? Bridgerton is a turkey. Where'd your grimace sweatshirt go?
It's on the chair.
Are you scared to be grimace?
Why?
I'm scared people are going to call me grimace.
Does it need to be cooler in here or what?
Oh, well, we've had the windows up.
I like it, you know, I just took my, how do you off?
I'm fine.
All right, you're fine.
We don't need to analyze his body temperature.
Let me, let me get a feel.
Let me get a feel.
Analyze his body temperature.
That's the third one.
Analyze this.
Yeah.
Analyze this.
Analyze this. Analyze this. Yeah Let me get a feel. Analyze his body temperature.
That's the third move.
Analyze this.
Analyze this.
Analyze this.
Analyze this.
Analyze this.
Analyze this.
Analyze with a whistleball.
Analyze straws.
Chiba.
Straws.
Chiba.
Straws.
Grass free.
Grass free.
Grass free.
I just saw a clip on Instagram from the movie Fear.
Do you recall the movie? With Mark Mark Marky Mark and Reese with a filthy scene on the roller coaster
But there is a scene they do on the roller coaster. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I'm
She's a ghost. She rockets into the air. There's a scene where he's coming. Yeah, the roller coaster catches her way down
He's coming into his coming to their house to try to kill her basically and her family.
This happened to me.
Okay.
I don't think I've ever talked about this.
Have I?
You've shared a lot of stories that don't sound as interesting.
You told the story a thousand times.
Were the guys going to kill you in your house?
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
So I went.
I had my parents gave me tickets to the Phantom of the Opera when I was 19 years old for Christmas, right?
It's a beautiful show.
It's a beautiful show.
It's a beautiful show.
It's a beautiful show.
Oh, you're one of those people to interview after the show for the commercial.
It's a beautiful show.
People would quote me forever if I said it like that. It's a beautiful show.
I've told you about the lady outside of the king and I. They had a commercial for when it was
running in Philadelphia with you, a brinner, who did it forever. That is one of my favorite musicals.
He was like 60 years old doing still doing the king and I. The I have parties guy, by the way,
was in the king and I with him. Well, of course, what?
And so there's as well as commercial as a boy, the commercial ends, you know, the Man
on the Street interviews, it ends with a quick, like a super cut of old lady saying fantastic
in Philadelphia accents.
Which is fun.
And then a lady at the end saying wonderful.
Okay.
So it sounds like it's burned in my brain forever.
Fantastic, fantastic, wonderful.
Oh my God, I love that.
I love it.
That's really amazing.
Thank you, thank you.
And so someone tried to kill you?
Oh, so I had found out the opera tickets
and this was, I think I'd had a girlfriend
the year before. I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did'd had a girlfriend the year before I'm sure you did the fucking phantom tried to kill you know, but you know what here you go
You try to drop a chandelier on me Scott has to mention having a girlfriend so much that he said I had a girlfriend the year before
You know this is what this it ties into the story I grew up in the year before and I had a girlfriend the year after
But this was a year where I was not seeing the one year in an anonymous relation
Okay, but I was a year where I was not in a the one year in a monogamous relation. Okay, but I was single.
So I and and it was at a time where I was not seeing anyone.
I didn't I wasn't even dating anyone.
Wow, so like seeing you weren't dating any woman.
Not you were single.
Just single with no like no string.
You were an insult.
Yeah, you were in voluntarily sold it.
There's no way around.
And you were mad.
Yeah, but so I just didn't love musicals. Didn't really have anyone to go with. You were in voluntarily sold it. There's no way around it. There's no way around it. And you were mad.
Yeah.
But so I just did.
In cells love musicals.
Didn't really have anyone to go with.
So there was someone who was in,
uh, it was college drama,
that I barely knew.
And I was like, hey, would you want to go?
And she said, yeah,
and it was a date.
And she said, yeah,
but it was still a few months off.
And so she's like, yeah.
I'm gonna get in there a little early.
But I think both of us were like,
hadn't really ever thought about it,
but we're like, yeah, we could be attracted to each other
or whatever.
Sure, if I try.
Yeah, but she was like, well,
let's go out.
Let's go out.
I can talk myself into that.
There's more free musical tickets where this is coming from.
Maybe it was three weeks off because I think it would be weird for it to be two months
up.
Months is like, Hey, in two months, do you want to go on a date with me?
But it was still, it was enough time where she was like, Well, why don't we like get to
know each other first?
Like come over and let's have a date before we sit in silence next to each other for
four hours.
Yeah.
So I went over to our house and this,
she lived with her parents.
And I remember her mother asking me,
she was a milk.
No, her mother asking me what my favorite movie was
and me saying, earnestly, I said, back to the future
and she was like, no, but what's your favorite
like real move, like serious movie? And I was like, the godfather and sheestly, I said back to the future, and she was like, no, but what's your favorite like real move, like serious movie?
And I was like, the godfather and she went, oh, okay.
Like impress.
And like as a jeep coach, like I was like,
that came out four years ago.
That came out four years ago.
That came out four years ago.
But I remember we rented Dominic and Eugene.
What's that?
A Tom Hulse movie.
Who's that?
He was in Amidias.
What's that?
I'm just kidding.
That one, I'm dating.
What else I have heard of Amidias.
Tom Hulse.
Tom Hulse, yes.
He was also in parenthood?
Parenthood, yes, he's in parenthood.
Oh, I like that film.
His name is Blue.
But I, so I remember we rented that movie. Tom is Colst is a German serial killer who became known as Hi to murder. No
Spelt it wrong. Obviously. Obviously dear. I cut some my thumb. I got the gross
So you go with the stranger probably giving a hand up to a spiky dick
So you go with the stranger probably giving a hand up to a spiky dick
Let's get to know each other I want my mother to come to send you yes, come on over But so they go they go upstairs and we're in the I remember it was like a den that had
It wasn't even it was like sort of like French doors. I didn't seem like real doors necessarily
It wasn't even, it was like sort of like French doors. It didn't seem like real doors necessarily.
But we, and I remember we didn't even start the movie,
we just kind of started making out, right?
And...
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
And so then suddenly there's like this.
And this is what I think of when I think of the movie fear,
because there's just like this.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM on the door.
Wow, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This is what inspired that kind of thing. the movie fear because there's just like this. Bapapapa on the door.
Wow, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This is what inspired that kind of thing.
Yeah, because we actually have a story
about that specific moment.
Yeah, because it's in the trailer.
I've never seen it.
There's a scene where he goes.
He's yelling with, right?
He's the people.
Yeah, and so the dad is going to quickly lock the door
because the killer is typing in the code, it's opening.
And he's like, he says something calmly.
He's like, I'm gonna come in there,
and I'm gonna kill all you, something, something,
whatever he says.
And then he, I'm gonna come inside.
I'm gonna kill you.
He ad-libbed, improvised.
So let me in the fucking house.
And it's really scary.
Within the Instagram post said that the director,
the editor cut that and put it into the gag reel
because it wasn't in the script.
And then the director was so upset when he saw that
it wasn't the film he had it put in the film.
I'm like, that is a key.
That was an amazing ad lib.
That's a very scary, it changes the whole scene.
Mm-hmm, right.
And it's so good.
And it's like that sort of 90s obsession with the fisheye.
Yeah, yeah, it was the fisheye.
Yeah, I've never seen the movie, but I just remember that any time I
the fish eye in the screaming, yeah, anytime I think of that, I think about
when this happened, it was basically like her ex-boyfriends,
oh, basically like who was an army guy?
Uh-huh.
But he was basically a green plastic guy.
Yeah, he was tiny.
He was small soldiers.
He was an army man.
No, but he he he, he, he,
he's in a bag of his buddies came over.
I think he was watching the house or something
and saw that, that I was there and started
to try to break the door down to like,
fuck me up or something.
Oh, no.
And for our country, for our country.
And they called the police and the police came
and I had to give a statement to the police and all that
and I was just like like really freaked out by it
And then
Phantom must have been like the next week or something like that because we still went together
But that was the last time we ever had a date. I don't think we ever like maybe we like kissed goodbye at the end of
Phantom and we never spoke again or
She clearly got back together with him. Yeah
Who's amazing, but yeah She clearly got back together with him. Yeah, it'll play. Yeah. It was amazing.
But yeah, that's the only time that's ever.
That's the only time that's ever happened.
What's your story?
Oh, you told your story.
Was it behind the scenes?
Yeah, I just thought it was interesting
that he improvised that line, you know.
I'm there, we're going to put it in the gag reel.
I'm like, it's not really funny.
It's actually really scary.
I think it was that at the.
That's that at the.
If it wasn't the gag reel.
If it was in the gag reel, the condition.
After you made this movie, yeah, exactly.
Conditioned.
We know what is in the movie and what is not,
and this certainly is not.
Somebody opens a door at the wrong time,
they're like, oh, I wasn't supposed to do that yet.
Didn't know.
Yeah.
Don't let me hit the fucking house.
You're right.
You're right.
It really would have worked.
All right, we have to stick right.
Okay. And we're back and Lauren has a
preacher for us like a good girl.
Hey, I've done me.
You know, work and open to the document.
Um, this feature was submitted by Nathan Diffie and this is a really fun.
Nathan Diffie.
I know Nathan Diffie.
You do?
Yes, he does all my artwork.
Oh, that's my name was so familiar.
Except for you.
He's done artwork that I believe I know from you, me and you.
He's done artwork that I believe I've been in possibly.
Is that possible? You post the name is extremely good.
Kate Winslet in Titanic style.
Here is a, yeah, of course.
He said, here is a little feature for your consideration.
It's called, it's 3DM trivia, 3DM.
So in the attached PDF, there are 15 questions about our beloved hosts.
Five questions per host. All of the questions are based on conversations heard during the previous season of 3DM.
Oh, no. The host's concerns reading their own questions allowed. The other two can write their answers down or buzz in with their name or whatever
They decide works best. The point is let's see who has learned the most about their fellow hosts.
You will notice I didn't include any answers with the questions.
This prevents me from having to send a separate PDF for each host and it eliminates the
possibility of anyone accidentally or intentionally seeing the answers in advance.
We get it, you're lazy.
No, I think very smart and thought this out.
Since the questions are all based on personal stories that the hosts have told them to
podcast some multiple times, okay, that's a day.
Yeah, they should know the answers to their own questions, okay?
Okay, so you're just going to read these? Do you want me? Yeah. I guess I can just
read them all. It doesn't. You don't have to read your own. And we all we all are answering.
You're answering as well. Yeah. Wait. Then I need a piece of paper or something. Okay. You
want this and I'll use my phone. Okay. Okay. Where'd you get all that paper?
You have your Southwest journal. I don't know where I even got this notebook. It's like, it's so random. It's so random.
It's so random.
It's so random.
Okay, these are the Scott questions.
Oh.
They're divided by each person.
Oh.
So you won't answer these, but you should write down what the real answer is.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Got it.
The first concert Scott attended was for what band?
Oh, God.
I have to have listened to you. I laughed but I was really insulted.
Shit.
Okay, so number them, no that's number one.
Okay, two, Scott has had his hair permed once in his life.
Why did he get that perm?
This is hilarious.
Um.
This is like a little, this is your life, right?
For me too, thinking about my permed head.
Three, Scott and the writers on the CBB television show
were forbidden from writing any sketches
that featured what animal.
I was just thinking about this
because she wrote to me today.
What?
I don't remember any of this shit.
I do.
Okay, four.
Scott once visited a store in Santa Monica called Beads and Things.
What were the things?
Oh, oh shit.
I love this.
Oh, my life is so interesting.
Mm-hmm.
Five.
The first time the Croc Fairy visited Scott,
she left him a gibbet that looked like what?
Oh, yeah.
Dang, these are good, but I, hmm.
I think I remember this.
I might get this wrong. So should we give the answers on that one and see how our point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so one, we have to, uh,
Paul and I will each say, so what concert was it?
I said George Michael.
I did not have an answer strong going to say, um, each sock perlman.
Mm.
The answer is Oingo Boingo.
Wow.
I thought George Michael's basically the same thing in my mind.
You do not get poignant.
Like that, but I couldn't think of anything.
Okay.
Scott perm to say, why?
I said for a play.
I know that it was for a play.
It was for a musical called Oklahoma, where you play the role of Curly.
Oh. I mean, Paul is definitely right. I wonder if you get a
That does count. I hope okay, it's right. Oh, there it is
Counts it was for a play it was okay. What's the animal? Okay shut up. What's the animal that you tell me what you get? I said cow
I believe it was snake.
Snakes.
Yes.
So was afraid.
She was afraid.
She was afraid it had to be snake.
The head of the network was afraid of snakes.
Oh right.
And couldn't even read a script.
So the client who came that we wrote.
So it's okay that we repeat them because I don't remember what's going on.
Scott once visited a store with beads and things.
What were the things?
I said records.
I'm so mad I couldn't remember because it's something crazy.
I just put down on rails.
Pool tables.
Oh man.
It's even crazier than I could have remembered.
And then the crock fairy left one in the shape of,
I said fries.
I said baby Yoda.
Grogu.
Oh, you were right.
Fuck, I did pretty well.
How many did you get?
Okay, so keep track of what you got.
I got one, which was basically half.
I got three out of five.
You got three.
Okay, so we're,
remember that because we're all gonna tell you
at our points at the end.
Okay, so I'm writing,
just write down what you got.
Okay.
Yep.
My questions now, everybody.
Okay, these are Lauren's questions about Lauren.
Let me get ready to write until you can't see it.
Yep.
The first concert Lauren attended was for what band?
She did.
See, it's hard on you think.
Um, how a hard on you think.
How a dumb shit to see.
And when you're ready, let me know. Okay.
Oh, this is so funny.
It does make you feel special like your life is interesting.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Ready?
In 1997, Lauren and her friends bought tickets
to the Mr. Bean movie Bean in order to speak
into what our rated
What year did it say 97?
They don't remember this I like this game. I do really
I can't imagine our listeners. It's a great game because you know
Everyone knows we were told this information. It's not like you're just having to know some of what your friend you were told.
Oh my god. A movie in 97. I don't know. You have to just guess. Okay, ready? I know it's not this,
but I'll just write down. Okay. While in college Lauren and her roommate were informed via a note on
their door that they had won what prestigious dormitory award. I kind of remember you talking about this, but I don't remember the answer.
It's hilarious.
Next question.
Okay, you ready?
Yep.
When Lauren and her friend tried to go swimming in the shower, What did they use to cover the drain? Oh, right.
Oh, all right.
Um, okay.
I remember you doing this.
Yeah.
But I don't remember what you used to cover the drain.
I mean, yours are very specific.
So what yours?
Mine were two.
Okay.
What was the first movie Lauren watched with her daughter?
Oh.
Oh, man. What was the first movie Lauren watched with her daughter? Oh
Oh man
Okay, what is that called
Let me know when you got to put some down
Okay, okay, you guys ready. Yeah, I did I did not do well. I didn't do well either. Thank you
The first concert Lauren attended was for what band?
I said it was Dave Matthews,
you were under the bridge when they poured that shit on me.
Okay.
I said, I did not know what to put.
So I just put in sync and was surprised
that the phone auto corrected it immediately.
Wow.
With the faster, the faster it was.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was dispatched.
It does, but did we do it?
We're in giant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And what movie do we buy tickets for?
We bought movies, or we bought tickets for being a sneakily.
I know this is not 97, but I said Pulp Fiction.
Because it's like an R-rated movie that, yeah.
I have no idea when this movie came out or if it's R-rated, but I put legends of the
fall. It was screened into you. Okay, well in college, we were informed on
our door that we won what prestigious dormitory award. I said cleanest room. That's what
I said, that's the right answer. All right. Okay, when Lauren and her friend tried to
go swimming in the shower, what did they use to cover the drain? I said duct tape. I said towels. Phone book. Phone book.
That's good. That's really good. And then what was the first movie that I watched with hot?
And canto? I said Moana. It was in canto. Whoa, I got two. I cannot believe I got two.
Okay, great. I did not feel confident about any of them. Great job, everyone.
Now it's time for Paul.
Wow.
So Paul has four total.
You're doing really well.
Well, Paul for total, yes.
So four is what we have to beat.
Yeah, so I have to get three.
How many do you have?
You have one.
I have two.
So I have to get two to tie and three to win.
I have to get all five, right?
Basically, okay.
Well, I have to get four of them, right? no well if you get four right the first
concert Paul attended was for what band oh god shit it's all from the same
episode okay god what would it have been I'm trying to think of like what it could have been.
All right.
I'm just gonna guess. Okay.
Nathan, if you wanna go back to other episodes
and do this again.
Yeah, please.
It's hilarious.
Paul's first serious girlfriend, Laurie,
worked in a toy shop with what punny name?
Oh, god damn it.
I wish I could remember it.
Oh god, oh god.
It's like, I know the other pun name.
Yeah.
I think you guys had trouble remembering it
within that episode.
I know.
Okay, I gotta do well on these last three.
Okay, three is according to Paul's fifth grade music teacher,
a song can help you rock and roll a song
unless it puts what instrument.
Yep, thank you.
And this, by the way, I am benefiting from this being constantly
talked about on tour.
Yeah, almost became a character on the tour.
Oh, man, not fair.
In the car.
I'm glad to be reminded of it.
Paul was the president of a four-member club,
headquartered in his childhood basement.
What was the name of the club?
Oh my god.
Oh, that's really hard.
Oh, cool.
That's honestly unfair. I don't think anybody can remember that.
Okay.
Okay, five and final question.
When Paul played Jigger in a production of Parasol,
what offensive phrase did he use to insult the character of Julie?
Oh.
It was in the script, though.
Oh, shit. It was... the script though. Oh shit.
It was what I was in that show.
I think I have a guess and it's not right, but I think it's close.
It was like.
But if it's not, close, it's funny.
Oh, I remember now.
Okay, everybody ready?
All right, yeah.
First concert.
I said, Divo.
Listen, I said Jim Croci.
Jim Croci.
I don't know.
I haven't even known him. He was long dead by the time I was born.
It was squeeze. Oh, man. That does sound familiar.
Oh, yeah, in Philly, right? Mm-hmm.
Okay. What was the toy shop's punny name?
Mm-hmm. I said, wine me up.
I said, toys not in the belfry.
The last wound up. I was close.
Oh, you were so close. I was close. I should count. No one
did. Okay. According to the music teacher, a song cannot be rock and roll unless it includes
what instrument saxophone. I said drums. It was saxophone. That's insane. Yeah. Exactly. That's
what made it a story. That's funny. So anytime a song with saxophone came on in the car,
usually an R&B song, we would say, hey,
rock and roll.
Rock and roll the couch.
Okay.
Paul was the president of a four member club, had quartered in his childhood basement.
What was the name of the club?
I said, cool kids club.
It's not what I said.
I said the world's biggest.
That's also I wrote KKK.
Oh, I realized I fell down with the K.
World's biggest dumb shit.
Shangri-la too.
Shangri-la too.
Why don't I remember this? That's why I read you honestly. I wish I did now I will
Okay, and then what did you say to Julie in the play? I said you called her an old whore. I said whore too
But I don't think that's right. I know I think it was I if memory serves was a
Wobbly-hyped slut
Slut we would have counted slut damn. Damn, okay, I got one.
I got one, so I got three.
Oh, total, I got three.
Wow, and you got all of our winners.
You know us all the best.
Wow.
That was a great game, Nathan.
Thank you so much.
Really good, Nathan.
That was really good.
Yeah, I would absolutely love to play that again.
I would totally play it again.
Wow.
Well, that's gonna do it for this episode.
And just a reminder, we don't like calling you this,
but we wanna thank all of our three to misfits.
I actually have never said it, I don't think.
That's a probably a lie.
I mean, if you guys wanted to be called that.
The audience overwhelmingly voting.
That's what I'm about to know, Chris.
From somebody who said they wanted to be called little dukey pigs.
Oh, okay.
I saw that too.
That's one person.
Yeah.
I, the issue is, is everyone voted on the piss.
Yes.
Was this a Reddit vote?
I forget where it happened.
I think they went to actually, they went to the polls.
Okay.
They did it on election day. They said, hey, we're they went to the polls. Okay. I think on election day
they said hey, we're also gonna hold a separate flesh. It was made sense just because everyone was
just to get it just to get it out of the way. Yeah. Anyway, but thank you to all of you and if you
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