Threedom - Scales.Oops

Episode Date: July 13, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about And Just Like That, not knowing what to do, and 2 surprises. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom is the name of the game. If you miss, you must have a word to say. What? Some childhood playground games I'm recalling avocado. Anybody? Shibishimiko ko-bop. Shibishimiko.

Oh, brought to you by Tom Hanksson. That's right. That's right. Apparently it's Colin. Apparently it's Colin. He's just a pronounce colon. Okay. Oh, I always wondered.

No, people have been saying it wrong for years. It's colon Hanks. What about colon pal? Like, here's a guy who everyone, he could just say, like have been saying it wrong for years. It's colon hangs. What about colon pal? Like, here's a guy who everyone, he could just say like, oh, it's pronounced colon. But instead he's like, oh no. In fact, he should. Yes, it's hey, pronounce it colon please.

Like, think that's connected to the ship. Was he waiting for his parents to die before he could say, oh, it's colon. Bobby Colin. The thing that's connected to the ship bone. The ship bone. Shit bone. What is avocado though?

It's some game for, I remember from when I was little, it was like avocado is the name of the game. If you miss, you must have a word to say. And it's like, then you say like avocado is something, something you have to have a word. Everybody says avocado. It's something on the clop. Can we just say, let's try it.

Avocado. Okay. Then you say avocado. Oh, I don't know. It's probably say, let's try it. Avocado. Okay. Then you say avocado. Oh, I don't know. It's probably some bullshit game like we play. We almost played it. I think that was real close. Well, it came really close.

But it was scary because we didn't know how. But yeah, that's never stopped us before. That's true. I can look it up. You're right. Avocado game. See if it's in some hand. Avocado game see if it's and then some hand-clap game fart 3000 That's it the avocado game by John the call you look up avocado hand clapping game

Okay, because there is a I don't ever knew how to play look up avocado hand clapping game Lauren Lapkes Yeah, that'll get you there avocado hand clapping more like this childhood Lauren Lapkes memories I could just access your memories Imagine if we could do that. That's like in the next Michelle Gondry film. Here's, I forgive me. This is gonna come out of nowhere. All I don't forgive you. I think, well, wait, do you hear what I've said?

Okay. I think there should be a domain, an internet domain, that's dot oops. Oh. Okay, and why? What happened for like mistakes when you accidentally go to a different website?

Just because it's funny. Just today, you can find me at Bollettopkin.org. No, you probably can, like, Arden's website for a podcast is at dot vodka. Oh, yeah, because the real domain is probably dot vodka.com, but you can get to it by just going to. So you could do dot oops. Yeah, do it let's do that who's freedom USA dot oops and our website is what I don't think we have one and our website is

what by the way I want to try to put on there Paul I forgive you but I never forget well thanks I don't want to be forgotten I remember you and this thing that you said always I'm too sweet to be for gotten. That's so, that's a great math problem. Mm-hmm. Too sweet. Okay, here's an avocado clapping game video. I'm not gonna have a child explain this to me.

She's with her mother. Zep mitigate it. I'm a condo name of the game. If you mess up, change your name. Submitigate it They forgot the oh Okay, so it's if you miss the hand clap you have to say a word And that's you changing your name. X, Z, Z, Z. Z, so um. Oh, so she messed up.

She's doing it to do, since she messed up. These two were love each other. Aww. Two name options, and we're just going to figure out. She sounds so cute. Yeah. Is she cute? She's very cute and her mom is just lovingly looking at her.

This is the best thing that I play avocado, but to show you, you just do this. Okay, I got no sense of how you play this from your instructions and for some reason. I got something. I will definitely remember half of that for the next time I bring this up. It's a specific type of hand clapping, right?

Yes, it's like bump bump bump bump bump bump bump. So then if you miss it, oh that kind of thing. But you're saying A, B, C, D. So then if you miss it, you have to say, b c d So if you miss it, you have to say so then what it happened? So she missed on see she missed on like two See or something I don't know. Oh fuck carrot carrot of course and Carrie Don't tell but

Just like that? No. Janie and I are watching it and we started a video podcast. You did? Wait, how did I miss this? Is it on your feet? It's on her substep.

It's on their wall. Oh, I'll pay for this shit. We might be one only though. Okay, great, I don't wanna pay. But I'm really excited. We, that's so amazing. It's why. The first two, okay, so they dropped two.

So the new model is drop two, drop one, one, one, one, one. Yeah, two, okay, let me see if I can get this two. It's very simple. One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. One, one, one, one. And the two, and you can do the first one, and I didn't remember. Two's a ball.

And you can do it. I didn't remember. I didn't remember that the first night would be two. And so it ended. I was like, man, I wish I could binge it. And then the next one came up and I want to, oh, fuck you. And then after that, they had the trailer for the rest of the season. And I saw Aiden and I cried.

Sure. I even knew he was already coming. What's Aiden? Aiden is her. What's Aiden? The the one that got away. All right. So I'm pretty excited.

And the first, they're getting really sexual in these first episodes. It's too much. It's so horn town. Miranda's fully nude multiple times. Yeah, who's Miranda? So she's the next one. Did she ask for this?

She's like, I'm never going to be ignorant. Well, I do listen to my God. That's funny, you're hilarious. I'm going to show my coo. I don't care anymore. That's really funny. I do listen to the companion podcast from the writers. I was like that. It was really enjoy.

Yeah, it's all the friends. The whole thing hands. Doctor who's companions. And what if the sex in the city girls all had to have a companion on the show? Well, it's very good. That's over companion. The women, I'm sorry. Um, super companion, my pilot that didn't go last year.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Thanks for the triggering that you brought up that phrase. We were there with you when you heard it. Yeah, it was disappointing. It was a bad day. It was disappointing, but it was okay. I remember we were holding your hands. Yeah, and I was weeping.

Yeah. And we said, why don't you get into the pool and then no one can tell you're crying. Yeah, and we were at earwulf, so it was weird. But I did get into the pool and then no one can tell your crying. Yeah, I'm we were at earwolf So it was weird, but I did get into the pool. I Came to the earwolf pool. I went into the earwolf pool Which is always full of podcasters with their electrical equipment. It's very dangerous But the podcast he met Michael Patrick King talks about asking Cynthia Nixon to do that fully nude scene because there's a

It's actually getting it down on one knee? Yeah. Will you please be nude? He held a rose. Be nude. It was a funny scene though. It wasn't a sex scene when she's fully naked. She's in a sensory deprivation tank and then you see her full bod.

And he, it was something that happened to him getting the saline in his eye. Right. And then he asked her, would you be fully naked for this? Because it's funnier if you're fully naked. And she was down and then they were like, you know, that's 25 years of trust from working together for so long. I was like, I get that. I thought that was good. And it was funnier that she was naked. If she was in her bikini or something, I wouldn't have been as fun. It was funnier, but not that necessary. It's not necessary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's not

necessary. It was because it was not a plot point. No, it was just diversion scene. Although, Jayden, I's not necessary. It was because it was not a plot point. No, it was just a diversion scene. Although, Jane and I talked about this, she's getting to be funny so far in the season in a way that she was not allowed to be. Because it wasn't low. I don't know that much about it, but it wasn't last season a drag or something.

Well, I loved it, but it was like she's going through her divorce and all this stuff, and so it's like very, she doesn't have as much fun. This is a more fun, light, hard, and season for her. We did talk about how the, there were things in the previously on that absolutely did not matter.

I didn't remember any of it at the time. I remember when I was shocked. And then there were things in the episode that was like, oh right, she was an alcoholic. Like that they did not, they did not. They did not mention. Why didn't they put that in the recap? Yes, exactly.

They kept talking about the Met Ball, and making you think like, okay, this episode's gonna start right at high school, right at the moment. It happened? Yeah. No, you're thinking of the Met Gala. Oh, oh. Yeah, are those two different things?

Well, no, the Met Ball. Are the Met's in charge of one of these? I think it's the same thing, but I think what it was was that they only went to the party portion. They didn't go on the red carpet. Oh, is the Gala- Is that the distinction? I think it's the same thing, but I think what it was was that they only went to the party portion. They didn't go on the red carpet. Oh, is the Galah distinction? I think the Galah includes the carpet and the party?

I just don't know. I think it's called the old and the old. The old and the old. I think I've never heard Met Ball in my life. Maybe they can't say Met Ball. Oh, yeah. It's like when you talk about the Super Bowl, it's like the big game coming up.

Yeah. You can't say that. You can't say the Super Bowl. Yeah. So it's just a thing in the world. Unless you have a deal with them where you're the official chip or whatever of it, you have to be like, hey, you ready for the big game on Sunday?

I'm sorry, that's bizarre. Yeah. Because I think Super Bowl is just a word. It transcend, like, yeah. You're gonna watch the Ultimate Football Championship. It's not a brand. It's like Mickey Mouse. Yeah.

You can you say Mickey Mouse? I don't know, but especially because Mickey Mouse now describes something of like, oh boy, that's really Mickey Mouse, you know? Right. Isn't it in the public domain now? No, Disney keeps saying it. Why is Mickey Mouse the word for things that are kind of janky?

I don't get that, because I'm actually Mickey Mouse is perfect. He early on. He's the perfect male specimen. He's big ears. He may not like it, but this is what peak male. He hears shirtless buttons on his shorts. He has a shirt white Caucasian flesh colored face, the rest of your body is black.

Sort of Vidal I go like I think. I think he, he, is it that in the early cartoons, he was bad at building things? Was that part of his thing? You start slapping hammers and nails and stuff. I kind of can picture that. Maybe. He's become so not funny.

Was he, he used to be home. He's more of a straight man. He's kind of like the every man. He's kind of the Charlie Brown. He's kind of like, he's just like, things are happening to him and around him. Well, he's also like, now he has to be so well-meaning and like, on the kid's side about everything,

and he's like, oh, no, let me help you. You know, he's like, really? I'm like, kid's side. Well, you know, like, he goes, disagreements. But when you see like, phantasmac or whatever it is. Phantasm, yeah. Phantasm, you know, just phantasm? Oh my God, I was so bad. I don't know know what that is just fucking balls with spikes coming towards his ears

Yeah, fantastic was a was a horror movie from the early 80s, right? I remember seeing it commercial When I was a kid and it was terrifying. Oh, it's it's really good. Is it good? Oh, yeah, it's great Yeah, so it was Mickey Mouse. They'd be like the spiky balls would have ears floating spiking ball Yeah, yeah with like hidden micky's. Yeah, that slash everybody It in Mickey. I love to find a hidden Mickey. Mickey's throwing you down. Malay hit Mickey. Mill Malay. She's a male Malay.

Almost got it. Um, Holly knows who Mickey Mouse is now. She says, oh, thank God. I've been emailing her every day. She refuses to call him by his first name. Yeah. He's glad to by his first name. Yeah. He's glad to have his name basis. Why would she know, like what is she she's doing? She is into a couple Disney movies, but then I guess Mike showed her steamboat Willie.

Sure. Oh, good. And then now that place. He showed her his steamboat. No, no, no, no, don't be disgusting. And that little clip plays at the beginning of Disney movies. Right, every movie. And so she knows that.

And we're going on this little ass in Whistlin. And she has a couple Disney movies. She likes Monsters Inc. Monsters University in Coco. Monsters Incredible. Coco's so good. That's what Inc stands for, right? Yeah.

She likes those three. We've been watching Monsters University in pieces. Oh, I'm very familiar with that film now. I love that show, but it makes me cry. Monsters Universe. Monsters, you know? Monsters Universe. In pieces.

I haven't seen it. You got it. Come on, Scott. It's a good week. I'm not going to see a good show. But anyway, she says mouse. And I'm very excited because we're going to go to Disneyland soon and show you this.

Oh, really? And this is her only word. Is that correct? It's all she's got. No, she's got many words. And they're really, really, Mary babies had her last night and had to like decipher a lot of her words. And it was so funny to hear her language from Mary.

Like she was like, she was like, God, goo, God, goo. And I was like, oh, I was dying. That means the rogu, the child. She wanted me covered in pillows. It was like a whole thing. What? God, who needs cover me in pillow?

Like cover, like it was a cover, like the way it was. Oh, gogo. Gogo. Mary, uh, gogo? Yeah. Because then like she's like, she's so adamant. She's like, gogo, gogo. Would Mary cover me in pillows if I asked her?

Probably. For $500 or more. Or more? Yeah. I'll just, I'll take the $500. I'll take the $500. Mary is a very particular set of skill. I'll cover you in pillows, but it's gonna cost you $500 So did did Holly have to demonstrate gogo so she pulled her arm

She eventually pulled Mary's arm to like get her to understand and then she did Yeah, yeah, I mean if you ever want to babysit it's it's you're it's available to you Well she probably would but she was I will I went to what if I say got good to her Yeah, and then she covers you and she's like this guy gets it. Yeah And then I suffocate yeah They had a fun. You're here out Paul died a baby Paul died. A baby. Lauren's baby. Psychated. They laughed on the news. Yeah, all the power to get out. The only time they've ever laughed on the news.

He let it happen. Totally. They didn't even apologize for laughing. Yeah. But yeah, I know I had the premiere last night for the outlaws. I was telling you. Oh, yeah, yeah. You Netflix film coming out July 7th and so many beauty set up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's a brand. And like 1,000 strawberries. Mary texted me and said, is there a thing

as too many strawberries? And I said, nope. She almost ate the whole box. I was just like, if she's eating something with you, I'm thrilled. That's all I can do. So she's eating anything. And you will eat anything.

Did Mary read her story? She read her a few stories. And then when it was time for bed, I got very upset. And then she started screaming. She was being around got very upset. And then she started screaming. Because she was being around Mary. Yeah. And then Mary picked her off when we was taking her and she was really upset.

And then she was like, what do you need? And she pointed dramatically at her milk bottle that was left in the big bed. And she was like, oh, you need your milk. And then she was like, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. She was fine. And then she went to bed. She takes her milk to bed with her. She sometimes fine. And then she went to bed.

She takes her milk to bed with her. She sometimes does. Who is? No. It sounds like a luxury. Sometimes, yes. Oh, it's the, I love my bed milk. It was literally, as of the last couple weeks,

I just allowed it and then it kind of, yeah. It should finish it and then fall asleep. Huh, I love it. Yeah. Love it. Yeah, it's great. It's great. I guess I'll'm drinking out of a baby bottle again. You know what, that'd be so cute.

It wouldn't be weird at all. Actually, for my brothers, baby show, like for my brother's wife's baby show years ago. I love her. Well, it's his and hers, but I ran some games for it. Yes, of course. You've got to run the race. And one of them was to drink out of a bottle

as fast as you can. And I remember my dad and brother having to do it. And it was like, is it really hard? Cause like it doesn't come out quickly. Right. And so it was like kind of like they're both getting headaches. I was like, this is like, insane game. Not a baby, he's doing it.

So they're trying to chug. It was a psychotic game. And it was really funny. Does that mean that babies are just like taking their time when they're drinking out of a bottle? I mean, that's a problem with Emmys. She always wants to gulp everything. So like with her water bottle.

Do you do this slower nipple? No, now she's okay with the milk, but it's especially with her water. There's a different whole size as based on this. Wow, yeah. We had to expand it. When she's really young, it's really tiny. But there was a time when she was gulping down 11 ounces,

with just in three minutes. And it was like, nope, nope, nope. But now with the water. But then when she throw up. No, no, she just loves to eat. But now with the water, it's like. She'd love to eat. She loves it.

She loves water. She loves water. She loves water and she'll just like, suck so much through the straw that it just like dribbled in. She's down the runner. It's like, he's wrong with it. I don't know, I've been wondering. I need to ask her, but she can't talk yet. You should take her to a scientist.

I'm hoping that her first words are what's wrong with her. Yeah. You know her first words, what's wrong with her? Yeah know her first words, too, what's wrong with her? Yeah, because like, he's saying, what's wrong with you? Which one? Yeah, yeah. I would love her just to answer me. No, I think a scientist would be interested in her, like,

ET, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, kind of like, what's up? Like, let's see what happens when you get cold. Why don't you put some gray makeup on her or put her in a ditch? And then see if a scientist comes along. Oh, there's more.

Sure. Scientists love a little gray thing in a ditch. Oh, yeah, there's more. Sure. Scientists love a little gray thing in a ditch. Yeah, that's the thing about scientists. They intentionally live far away from the lab, so they can commute and pass by ditches. In case there are any little gray agents. Well, when they're on their bikes. Is it their podcasts?

They ride bikes, all scientists ride bikes. Scientists love bike rides. They think it's the best way to get to work. Rain or shine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Snow, sweet, they're like mailmen. I just love bike rides. They think it's the best way to get to work. Rain or shine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Snow, sweet. They're like mailmen. Snow, sleep.

Yeah. Hail. Hey, we have, we have slow, slow, sweet. Because it's slow, sweet. Hi, all. We got scale. Hi, all. Oops.

Dut-oops. Scale, all. Scale, dut-oops. Scale, dut-oops. We should get the scale, dut-oops. That's our whips. And sell three-dom scale. Scale, dut-oops. When is this episode? Yes, because scales of justice.oops. How else scale.oops? We should get scale.oops. That's our whips. And sell three-dom scales.

When is this episode? Yes, because scales of justice. Dropping. To be honest, I don't know, but I think right before your movie, maybe. In July, I want to ask what you're doing for the fours. Oh, not how many plans. Great. I'll be hanging out as well.

Not here. Should we throw some fireworks in the car? I'm unavailable. You're unavailable. No, I'm going to be in out as well. Not here. Should we throw some fireworks in the car? I'm unavailable. You're unavailable? No, I'm gonna be in a different place. Where are you gonna be, girl? You're gonna do a second location? I'm going to a second location.

On the 4th of July, I'll be in Michigan City, Indiana. Whoa! Yes, it sounds random because it is. I'm going to Chicago for a while, and then just for like a around that time But then my brother and my sister and Lonnie and our kids and my and Mike we're all gonna go to an Airbnb on the beach Oh nice So excited we've never done that Yeah, Michigan City Indiana. It's on the lake, Lake Michigan.

I never think of that. Well, yeah, just like Chicago is. So it loops underneath and around up to Michigan, you know, but. It is one of the great lakes. It is a great lake. And I'm excited to have some time. What's your favorite lake?

Some QT. My favorite lake is Lake Michigan because it's the one that I really know. How about you? Elsinore. Interesting. Minds nests. And so you're really doing nothing for the fourth? We don't have any plans. We haven't discussed it.

Do you usually do something? We're not talking to each other. We can do a backyard screening. We can do a backyard screening. That'd be fun. Yeah, let me bring that up. What movie would you want? I don't know, something just something dumb. Born in the fourth of July?

We tried to, we tried to, fun to watch it under the stars. We, didn't we try to watch the Green Night one night? And then afterwards we saw the Green Night, we're like, that would have been terrible for a backyard screen So like quiet and there was some there was something wrong with the projector basically what happened was my garage Where I keep the projector there's an incline to get to it and I just let go of the cart and it traveled all the way

Damn and crashed into our gate. Oh my god. And the projector was fucked up and these guys came over and we were like, well, we can't do this. But did it look cool? Oh yeah, it did. I mean, I ran after it. Almost, it was like one of those things was like in slow motion. I almost got it, but missed it.

But yeah, that would be, that would be. The Green Night is a movie that I saw on the big screen, really enjoyed it. And then I've not thought this many times, that would be, that would be, the Green Knight is a movie that I saw on the big screen, really enjoyed it, and then I've not thought this many times, but I thought, oh, we should have been high watching that. The Green Knight, I don't think I know what that is. Oh, man, it kind of came and went, although it was, it was a talk about, yeah. No, no, it's like set back in, you know,

Green Knight days. Yeah. So like, many evil times. Yes, yeah. And Dev Patel is in it. Is it actually? Yeah, oh He's great. It's a beautiful He's I love it. I feel like he doesn't get his flowers. Yeah, I know. He's so good. I never think he does He's like he's like a it's weird when a famous person is underrated. Yeah He's great. He always is good I only think about him twice a week.

He's in good films where he's fantastic every time. I always think about him. Yes. It's like he's like, he doesn't miss step. Yeah, and I think we take that for granted. I think so too. Although the newsroom. Okay. I never really watched that. Don't ever. Okay. So was he on that? Yeah, he was. It was really weird. That was when I got all the hot actors of that year. Yeah. Put them on that and everyone was like, oh, bully. This sucks. Sorry, Alison. Well, I'm catching up on succession season three. Oh, great. That's how behind I am. And guess what? It's really good. Does this ring any bells? Don't ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! and okay, so I had something happen to me the other day. This is not a story. Good or bad?

neutral? Bad, I mean bad for everyone involved. What? Something bad for everyone involved happened? Yeah, including you. Well, including or let me just tell the story of the new game.

And you can decide what I should have done. With her everything. Okay, so this is kind of a what would moral what would you do? What would you do? Is that is that the theme to what would you do? That's a theme from what would you do? From the news program 90 show host by Mark Summers. But the news program don't you love that one John Keeneon is like yeah, what would you do? I like you saw this bitch screaming in the street.

There's a phrase that he said that, the phrase that pays, it's just in my brain forever where they're going through the scenario and they show one person after another doing whatever. And he goes, look at this guy. Wow, look at this guy. Oh my God, I love how he talks. He talks like this. Look at this guy. What would you. I love how he talks. He talks like this.

Look at this guy. What would you say? I want to hear what we're going to say, but we also haven't talked about the curious case of Nataliate Grace on each of the maps. Fantastic. That's true. We haven't talked about that. It's a really good show.

Well, it feels like the kind of thing John Kinyoto's would host. What? It was a... It's a doc. I only thought that he would host one show, which is what we do to you. It's also like that guy with the show. You get it. Who's the guy with the white hair? Who's like Keith Morris? Yeah, and we didn't know if this was a child or an adult but was this orphan all that she seen Yeah, we needed that on that

Docu series. What would you do? I think I saw him on a plane once no you think you saw him that's incredible You think you saw him on a plane. Yeah And people people are coming up to him. I love your show. People were coming up. I love your show. I follow this blog that I followed for like 20 years. Weblog? Yeah. I followed it for like 15 years. And this, I really enjoy it. But they now send an email in the email title. And people out there might know what I'm talking about. I'm not going to name it, but because I am a fan, but the email subject line was, I got celebrity gossip and I was like,

ooh, celebrity gossip. And I opened it up and it was that her friends saw the priest from flea bag on a plane. I was like, that's not gossip. I want, that's exciting. I want things about him. Did he famously say I will never fly on a plane? Yeah, I just was like, don't call it that if it's not that. I got my about him. Did he famously say I will never fly in a plane? Yeah, I just was like don't call it that if it's not that

I got my hopes up. Okay, so what happened to you that was bad. All right, so I'm at a wedding. Oh no friends wedding. Oh, God And lots of people lots of people very fun lots of ski I mean sleep. I mean sleep. I think you're part of it I meant me very fun and It's it's getting laid into the celebration. This part where you have to dance now. The regular crouch up for the... You get scared. Before the dancing.

Okay. They cut the cake. The slice. The cake. Slices, slice. Slices, exactly. 55 pieces, 55 pieces. I've finally seen it.

Yay! Fifty-five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five got that. I've never got that. I've never got that. I actually was so impressed by that woman saying all that stuff. It's hard to say without tripping over yourself. Yeah. Yeah. So the cake gets cut and I go over and I grab a piece of cake and. It looks really good.

The bridegroom's still standing there. The knife's still in there. No, no, he's actually putting the piece towards her mouth and it's going to go down. No, he puts his... Everyone's got their cake. it's got to go to her mouth. He puts his... Everyone's got their cake, everything's cool. What flavor? It was some sort of chocolate. Wedding?

No, you don't see chocolate every day at a wedding, and I love chocolate cake. Too true. I love chocolate cake. I didn't even have chocolate at my own wedding. Why? Why? Why?

Why? So I grabbed the piece of cake, and I come over to where everyone's kind of congregating. And I take my fork, and I take a piece of cake and I come over to where everyone's kind of congregating and I take up I take my fork and I take a bite of it on or up I cut it a piece of forkful. Yeah, and I'm lifting it to my mouth. No, was there a worm on it? No, okay, half a worm? No quarter of a worm. So I'm lifting it up to my mouth and suddenly

someone someone's mother from the wedding party takes us a stumble. Oh no. A nasty fall and falls like right in, not right in front of me. I really don't like when people fall. Yeah, I hate it. I think I think about falling all the time. Yeah.

And it's like I was reading suppress about Tom Sager as new special. And I guess his wife like fell downstairs. And it's one of my big pet peeves when people fall downstairs. It's like we're having fun here. Why did you do that? Pet peeve. Oh my god.

So this older woman falls not directly in front of me. There still is like a group of people around me who can help her better than me. So you're having a Larry David moment. Do I eat the cake? I literally am like, I'm going to look like an asshole if I eat this bite. So I put the fork, sort it down. But then I'm like, I can't walk away to eat it because then I look like I don't care about the situation. So I'm just sitting here like moving back and forth going how soon is too soon to take this delicious bite?

Moving back and forth. So that's the bad thing that happened to everyone. Was I, if you didn't know if you could bite it because, and I stand there like a pirate to the Caribbean animatronic. It's just kind of going back and forth. Like I'm going moving closer going no, no, I can't. I put it back and then and then I'm like I really want this piece Why should I need the cake? Well finally at five about five minutes I can do when everything looks okay

Everything's okay. I walked away and I finally have that piece of cake and I was it so good and then she okay I think so did anyone so didn't follow up No, I don't think anyone was trained on me because this terrible thing was happening but I just felt very conscious. It would be so great if there's a wedding video where she's caught, she falls, everybody's like, oh my God, then there's you there.

Oh. No, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually his hand going up down, up down, it's like, is this weird, is this weird? Oh my God. I felt so self-conscious. But now with camera phones, that stuff can happen. You don't want to happen to.

Absolutely. Wow. Apparently, also at the wedding, I left before this drama, but apparently a neighbor, because it was at a house that has public events, but that had residential neighbors. Right. Apparently, a neighbor got it was out of a house that has public events but that had, you know, residential neighbors Right. Apparently a neighbor got so upset at the noise that you start bum rushing everyone and got pepper sprayed by security. What? People are actually out of their minds. People are out of their minds these days. I do worry about that. Yeah. I don't worry about it

I feel like it'll sort of self out. Okay. People being insane right now. No mental health help in the world. Balance is out. Okay. Speaking of almost putting a fork full of something in your mouth. One time, Janie and I were out to dinner. We were headed to dinner. We ran into somebody that we knew.

We said, come have dinner with us. We're having a lovely time. And this friend starts telling, he told us a story about this guy that he used to work with at a gas station. And the guy would bring a briefcase to work every day. Like he sort of, he was like a guy who acted as if he had maybe,

he was in special forces or something like that. Like he acted, he tried to act like a cool, tough macho guy. And then one day they opened up his briefcase and there was nothing in it. And so they put, which they figured, right, you know, whatever was in it was like, in consquential, and then they put a,

is that series? That was Alexa. Someone's Alexa? What? I brought my Alexa with me. Is that weird? Oh, she thinks so. Yeah, I brought my Alexa with it.

When you please introduce us, I plugged it in, I got it on your Wi-Fi. I thought, in case I wanted to know what the weather was before I left. I wonder why they named her Alexa. Maybe because it's a word that no one ever said with a certain con. But Siri is worse because you're always saying I'm sorry and then it turns on. You're always saying you're sorry.

I'm constantly saying all the time. I'm sorry. I'm Siri Kudap. I'm Siri Kudap. I'm Siri Kudap. I'm Siri. I'm Siri is. Oh my God.

I'm very Siri to hear that. Oh my God. So they put something to hear that. Oh, I... So, they put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case.

They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case.

They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put something inside the previous case. They put the deal to it there. Let's put the community to it. No, no, he has it on his desk. What he found in his briefcase. It's what the restroom key is attached to. I was thinking on the way here about the phrase,

Oh, I'm sorry, please, go ahead. So we're laughing at this story, and then I ask our friend, well, what happened to the guy after that? And I had a fork full of food, and I was bringing it up to my mouth, and our friend said, oh, he killed himself. Oh, fff. And I froze. I've never, I've never, I've never,

I did a freeze take. I did a freeze take where I was like, I literally did not know what to do. Here, it shocked me to my core. And was it true? Yes. Oh my God. And was it true? Yes. Oh my God. Yes, fucking, I,

with the dildo thing. Because of the dildo thing? I think because he was humiliated. He was humiliated. That's tragic. Yeah, that's not a fun story then. If that, I just thought you meant like, oh, he was very troubled and years later, he did that.

He did it because of the dildo thing? I think it was not long after that. I really don't like that. Yeah, you don't know if you're supposed to I think it was not long after that. I really don't like gosh, but yeah, you don't know if you're supposed to take a bite. It's not that I was trying to decide what to do. I was incapable of doing it. Did you ever take the bite? No, it's still there.

Oh my God, you still have that poor food. Yes, look, it's here. Here's old. It's rotten. Geez, that's weird. You write your Alexa and that? You're a psycho. Hey, well you are. and that you're a psycho. Hey, well you are Alexa am I a psycho? I found this on the web

You are you bitch It is wedding season though, isn't it so true? Oh, but I was gonna say I was thinking anyway here about the phrase I was what is it like I was sitting with my thumb up my ass like like I was thinking it's about the phrase. What is it? What is it? What is it? Like I was sitting with my thumb up my ass. Yeah. Like I was thinking it's kind of a funny phrase. Like if you're, I made a whole scenario I had on the way here of like what would be funny. If someone was like, oh did you go to that birthday party

of someone you hate or whatever? And they're like, no, like what'd you do instead? I sat at home with my thumb up my ass. And I was like, that's kind of like, it's a really harsh thing to say. Well, it's usually it's directed at other people. It's like you're just sitting around with your thumb up my ass. But I thought it was funny to say it by yourself.

It's weird to take it. That's how much you didn't want to go to the face. It's weird to take ownership of it. Yeah. Instead I chose to put my thumb up my ass. Like I so didn't want to go. Another great ass-related phrase is, if it was up your ass, you'drelated phrases If it was up your ass you'd know if it was I'm like where where where I leave my keys if they were up your ass you'd know yeah, yeah

That's so 80s isn't it it feels really nice thing to say to a lovely it feels like something to be a John Hughes movie I would I would think it's 99% of the time you say that to someone is someone you live with and love Because otherwise yeah 99% you live love and laugh with them. Sure. Do you relax? You're at the lake with them? Would you be saying that to a coworker? Oh, yeah.

Well, if they were at a restaurant, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In our line of work, I think you could. Where are those files? Where are the rest of you? I know.

OK, that's the, if it were up, you're asked you no challenge. Three-room challenge. Say that to your boss. Yeah. Today. If only if your boss. Yeah, today. If only if your boss asks for files. He gets. And only if your boss is cool as hell.

Yeah. No. I think I think anyone can, like, do you want people to get fired? This is the test to see if the boss is cool as hell. Okay, fair enough. I think it cannot be about files too. Like if you're working at a pizza place

and it's like, where's the mozzarella cheese? If it was up your ass you'd know. I think it has to be, imagine being at a pizza place and losing track of the mozzarella cheese. And honestly, if it was at my ass, I don't know if I wouldn't know. If the boss, we need to like wear it out. Where is this? This is an emergency. This is an important ingredient. The dough, we have tomato sauce, we have peppers,

pepperoni olives, but we don't have the cheese. No cheese all day. No cheese all day. We went to like Arrowhead as I mentioned recently and we went to this pizza place and then we were waiting. It was gonna be like a 45 minute wait. Remember you went to like Arrowhead and you came back with that like Arrowhead accent?

I know. And then we were only there for like a few days. I know, so bratty of me. But then this guy was like, have you been here before like the say I wait in line? To like, to like, our head. Well, he said to us, how long is the wait today? I don't know, I guess there's like a thing there.

And then we're like, I heard 45 minutes he goes, is this your first time here? And we said yeah, and he's like, it's the best pizza on, do you say the best pizza on the mountain? Or the best pizza on the mountain? Yeah, the bars low. Yeah. There's like, it's this, it's domino the best pizza on the mountain. Yeah, the bars low. Yeah, there's like, it's this, it's dominoes.

So one out there, it was good. But I get all my pizza sea level. Yeah. Every individual place on the mountain would have the best of whatever it is. It is, yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's the best gas on the mountain. The best milk on the mountain.

Best gas lemonade. Yeah. Best, lemonade. Yeah. Best fish. Fudge you get tissues. Best tissues on the mountain. You get a car freshener. You get a shit. You get a, you know,

come on. You could put your phone, the warning and the lighter and then you put it in the cigarette lighter. You put sitting in the cigarette lighter. Or else I guess I'll just go on. Oh my God, I saw something really funny. I went for, I know, I think God's something.

I went to more minutes. I went to the second thing God. Child's birthday party last weekend. And. Were you invited? ID boss. No, don't tell me you saw aliens like in signs. No, I didn't.

What my favorite line of I saw signs and aliens. My favorite. Don't go in here. Aliens. Um, by favorite line of dialogue from the movie signs was, uh, when the the aliens were on the news, they, they, you know, they took over for the anchor. They took over for the anchor move. They're like, well, little, little, little. The story was being reported on the news, and the anchor said, invoice over, the images were taken by a 40 year old at a child's birthday party.

What? It was like the clunky. Why would so weird? You need to know the person's exact age. I don't know. Who took the video. Yeah. It's also outing someone's age,

which is kind of rude. Yeah. Can you imagine you captured the Who took the video? Yeah. It's also outing someone's age, which is kind of rude. Yeah. Can you imagine you captured the video of the aliens? And you've been telling all of your friends you're 35? Yeah. Amanda is 40, she took that with child's birthday party. People that he was even there should have only been children present. So you went to a child's birthday party?

I did. So we were looking for parking. I was at someone's house and we turned on the street and... Screech. Yeah, it was like that that and then we drove by this guy and his car This guy's car was parked and he had his door open and his feet on the ground as if he was maybe gonna get out But he had on only Type box or brief Okay, and he had a child's like a girl suitcase, like a pink with white polka dots, rolly suitcase.

Did I have a dildo inside? Did he have an open it? Shoes one? He did not, and he had, he looked like Buffalo Bill. I was literally like, his hair was a little cray, and I was like, The cool western Buffalo Bill, or? No, and I was, and I was like,

Did he mention if he'd fuck him? I literally said to him like, What the fuck was that? He just drove by this guy, because it's like a suicide scene. I was like did you mention if he'd fuck him? I literally said to him like what the fuck was that? He just drove by this guy because it's like a suburban area. It was just like really weird. Right Go into the party and then spider-man walks in with a pink suitcase with white

Wow, and he was spider-man who's putting on his costume but he's putting it on a half a block away in plain sight, apparently, because I saw him in his own. Not in plain sight of the party, but in plain sight. No, but about their party goers, I mean, like other kids were parking their car, you know. Kids were parking their cars. Other kids were being-

Other kids were pulling up around the same area. That would be so great to have a child's birthday party in a line of big wheels just like coming in. It was kind of a big wheelbelly. It was kind of hilarious. And then- And it's a different kid. Then there was a Batman who came in as well. What? Spider-Man? That's a different kid. Those are two different universe. The kid loves them both and so the kids were all really excited and they were they did a good job and they were like doing this

little like just doing games with the little kids they were like four and under so they didn't have to do too much. So three, two, one. Yeah, and Holly was really skeptical of the whole situation. Hey, anybody here into gopagot or whatever. Puffer up. Good, good, good. So, so this guy, they have a little parachute. I know it's time to go. They have a little parachute and they're having the kids

like, you know, like sit in the middle and they're like, you know, pulled on the parachute, make it flap and whatever. And this, the Batman was like Swedish. And so he's like, okay, where are you in the middle and they're like, you know, pulled on the parachute, make it flap and whatever. And the Batman was like Swedish. And so he's like, okay, where are you in that? I can't do that, Sam. He's like, where do you imagine yourself? And he was like doing this sort of game that we were later talking about was like to like

advance. He was like, where could you be? Anyone in the world? Are you in Paris? And he's like, are you in Mallorca? Okay, are you in Mallorca? I'm not with that guy. I'm with a four year old.

And there's like a parachute flapping all around. And he's like, you're in Mallorca. You could be anywhere in the world. Are you in Mallorca? Okay, are you in Mallorca? It's like a four year old being like, and there's like a parachute flapping all around. And he's like, you're in Mallorca, you could be anywhere in the world. Are you in Mallorca? Do you see it now? Stop saying Mallorca, Batman. Hey, look at this guy. You're in Mallorca, you're on a beautiful beach

with a lady who's wearing string bikini, and you're having drinks. And it's truly so specific and weird. And I was like, let me go to the disco. And the kids are like looking around like, what? I've never heard Batman talk about Mallorca in any of his movies.

It was so funny. And then I also, we were also like, wait, Spider-Man shouldn't have had a pink dotted suitcase. He should have a black bag of anything. If anything. And not rolly. I was also, I think a black dolphin. You should have a camera too that he like webs

to the wall that takes pictures of everything. With a daily bugle. You should also be a J. Jonah Jameson who comes in like webs to the wall that takes pictures of everything. The daily bugle. Yeah. You should know there should also be a Jay Jonah Jameson who comes in and says, I'm gonna get pictures of you. You're a badass. Um, the Spider-Man should have a bag that looks like a web, which Spider-Man would sometimes do. Something like that would be not a little pink suit case. Well, because it makes you have too many questions. But did the kids have any questions or did they just see it and get it? I think that they were fine in general,

but I don't know what the actual reaction was. I feel like there was a lot of just like, okay, we're playing with them now. Like I don't know if they were like, it's Spider-Man. You've seen the video of the little kid who loves, is it Jason? No, it's Mike Myers, Halloween.

Yes, yes, yes. It's so funny because like, Oh, this is shit. Oh, because that little kid who loves that character, yeah. That character and views it as like a Mickey Mouse type character. So he comes around the corner and it looks ominous, but she just like runs up and hugs him and he hugs her back. It's so funny.

It's so funny. It's so funny. And I just saw a video of a, like probably nine year old girl who loves Michael McDonald and what? Her dad surprised her with, do you know where we're at? We're at this place and we're gonna see the Dubie brothers. Do you know what that means? She goes, Michael McDonald's?

And he goes, that's right, Michael McDonald's is seeing you with the Dubie brothers. Do you wanna go inside? She's like, yeah. And then he's taking video the whole time. Oh, she's like yeah, and then he's taking video the whole time she's like nine it with glasses and Cute and she's and and she's like screaming Michael

Wait Doobies stop stop this is I haven't stopped the song since rerun Take a quarter fall out of it. No, that-don't panic folks. That's not happening here. Do I hear a child voice out there? Someone under 80? Yeah. And so then he's like going off stage and she's waving to him and he like waves up there

and she's like, Michael McDonald waved at me. Michael McDonald waved at me. And then her dad very nicely like takes her back to the cordoned off area where the buses are whatever and has her weight and he comes over and signs her poster that she got. And she's just like, you saw me and you waived at me and he's like, oh yeah. Not only kids, but you're actually very special. And the dad is like, she's actually a huge fan. Like, you won't be able to do this.

I don't want to be here. I don't like your music. I'm having a hard time. All right, we have to take a break. That's a good, I think, is your leave sketch? Yeah. All right, goodbye. Bye, for now.

All right, we're back and guess what? We got a Matt O'Praduceer update. Yeah, Matt. I said that like it was a regular thing and then I realized he's just made it the first one. A Matt O'Praduceer update. He said, okay, this isn't a feature, but a piss pig named Patrick White. By the way, shout out to the piss-pig all over the place. I was leaving a show on Thursday night, Lacey Mosley's scam goddess live. And as I was walking out, a gentleman yelled at me, hey Paul, I'm a piss-pig. I also, by the way, I did a show the other night with Ben Schwartz and one of the nice people

who worked there came up and said, I'm a 3-dim listener and then embarrassedly said, I guess I should say I'm a piss pig. Yeah, that's right, you should. And Tawny was there and she laughed out loud and said, I'm so happy to see that in the wild. If you say I'm not supposed to say it proudly, you're supposed to say it. No, you're supposed to be embarrassed. With switching.

Yes. All right, so I thought there was, there was an update. Say it proudly, you're supposed to say it. No, you're supposed to be a man. With switching, with switching. Yes. All right, so I thought there was an update. There's two. We got two updates. Two, okay, you're doing them in order. Two Matt and I'll produce your updates.

He's the first update. Okay, this isn't a feature, but a piss-pig named Patrick White sent this video. I want to keep it a surprise, so here it is. Okay, here we go. And then I'm clicking on the link. I'm plugged into the aux. It is loading. Here we go

Oh my god We know I know that your fans. I've actually heard about your podcast from a lot of people. Oh, no, no no To be and that is what a lie and a absolute lie and a half. Oh gosh. I have told so many people who have mentioned to me like, oh they would love you blah blah blah but they never have guests and I've sent out messages saying if they if you want me on I would be more than delighted to come on. But if you don't that's also page we need you.

She's clearly never heard the show no Well that was funny that was good. She got us I've actually been I got this request but I couldn't remember where the request came in from like was it Instagram? She looks terrific by the way. Yeah, let me see oh She does her hair looks great. Like her hair. Beautiful eyes. Yeah. That's where it is. It was Patrick. She looks fresh as a daisy. Beautiful eyelashes. Let me see. She does. Yeah. Oh no. I hope that's not true.

Oh no. I hope that's not true. Alert from Camille. And now I know. So anyway, all that being said, I'm very flattered. I'm glad you guys are fans. And... Yeah. That's it. That was the whole thing. Well honestly, I'll let her finish. Let her finish? My cell number. Whoa!

And the Camille messages and Patrick can send it on to you. And if you guys want to reach out what a nice lady Oh Wow That number yeah Patrick don't ask her for tips on how to trade spaces with What if your neighbor don't be sending page David say you up? That was so nice. Wow.

I like the fake out. I liked the not fake out. And I liked all of it. You know, it's a tough situation we're in because I think we moved on and we said, Reggie Miller and then we did pass. But it sounds like she was trying to find us during that time. And so that's really frustrating. We're going to have to talk about this off air.

Yeah, we're going to have to figure this out out figure this out. But that amazing to hear from page Oh my god, that was and thank you Patrick. That was a really great gift. That was really delightful Incredible. It's a nice year for me, and it's a great to see her Enjoy her Broadway's own page Davis Well, that was incredible. That was so cool. Very cool of her. Thank you, Paige. That was maybe the first time I've understood why Cameo's cool. Not because of me. That was the best cameo I could have received is how I should have

phrased that. Even though I do want one from you. I feel like Bono should do cameo. Why? It'd be funny. He has no reason. Hi, it's Bono. Do you feel like they would be?

Don't you think he'd be inundated? He'd never be able to stop. Do you feel like they would be? Don't you would be inundated? You'd have it. You'd never be able to stop. I know, but do you feel like they'd be 30 seconds or they'd be 10 minutes? 10, 10, 10 minutes. And but I, but I feel like to weed out unserious people, you'd have to charge like $10,000 a cameo for them. But do you think it would ever include phrases like, we're all just people? Like at some point that comes up. is like, we're all just people. What? Like at some point, that comes up. All right, Matt, I'll produce her update number two. Oh, God, that's so good.

Number two. Another update. Are you doing another one? Another one. Kelly Strobel, who writes, whipped this up after listening today, and I don't know, I think it's a pop. Okay, we'll be able to get a pop. Was that you gasping or was that crazy?

It's a crazy news, am I I might find it's the idea of them yeah that's just the way it works you're perfect no that was actually him That's just the way it works. That's just the way it works. Some people never change. What? What? What works? It works.

It works. It works. I sang that part. That was, yeah, that's lorx. That's us, I think. That's you both. I didn't know we did that so much. We're perfect.

That's just the way it works. We're perfect. Kelly, thank you so much. Can we put that on Instagram somehow? Is that possible? No, it's impossible. They haven't figured that out how to do that. Can you upload an original audio?

No, they haven't. It's a weird iPhone quirk. All right, guess we can't. I love it. I love it. Wow. Incredible. a weird iPhone quirk. All right, guess we can't. I love it. I love it. I love it. Wow. Incredible.

Thank you to our loving PizzBiz. Incredible. I feel like the Pays Davis were actually to be on the show. We'd have to explain the concept of PizzBigs too, or that would be embarrassing for me. Well, it's too embarrassing to explain the opposite way. Why the fans chose it. I hope this is okay to share, but this is from... Oh, Matt's got another update.

This is from my dear friend, Mendel Mahn. Oh, no, it's not a, it's not a, oh, okay, just texted me, a screenshot. Somebody wrote to her saying, Hi, Mendel, I know you're probably not going to see this, but nevertheless, I wanted to ask you if you had any idea where I could stream bajillion dollar properties,

because I want to watch it so bad. But there's no way in hell I'm paying per episode or season. Pfft. Or season? Yeah, she had been told just wrote, I love our fans. I mean, a season, if you're not even willing to pay per season, that to me doesn't make any sense. It's like you get it all at once for a bulk price.

It's so crazy how everyone just is like, everything should be free all the time. There's a lot of that, I mean, we're in a really horrible time with so many streamers and services that you have to have, you have to spend hundreds to have all of them, like it doesn't make any sense. I will say I recently got rid of cable and I now only use Hulu Live, and I'm pretty excited.

It saved me $100 a month when I figured out the math and I have it no You actually can't share it because no no Well, I'm saving it now no, but can I have it no? I'm saving it for something really special are you really because I want to have $1200 a year now because I'm not spending that on you for how many years Forever so probably never get it again $1200 a year now because I'm not spending that on you. So for how many years? Forever. So, because I'm probably never get it again. So say, like, how many more years do you think you'll be alive? I'll be alive.

60 maybe? I hope so. OK, so 60 years at $1200 a year. Yeah. We're talking somewhere in the range of like 70, some of that. Ruins be in the range? Yeah.

So that's just be in the range. Yeah The way it works. I think I'll buy like a really fancy car right now right now and then you know you'll make that money Yeah, yeah, great. I feel like collecting cars is a sign of a bad person really who do we know? I take would you say that I collect cars? Because Kool-Op has one and I have one. Oh shit, J.L. and I each have cars. You collect it all too. Yeah. I just, it's like, I don't know, it just seems,

it's such a gross thing to collect. It's so... I always feel like how often do you get to use each one? Yeah. That's the part. If you're J.L.E.L.E. you're out there driving them all. Is he? When he goes and gives donuts to the writer's guild is he in a different you're out there driving them all. Is he? Yeah.

When he goes and gives donuts to the writer's guild, he's in a different car, we type. He drives different cars all the fucking time. When he, at least he would always go to Boston. He was doing it tonight show. But so he's, that's his best. He would drive a different car there. Every day.

Yeah. But that's his touring money. Yeah. He doesn't touch his tonight show money. Well, he still does. Well, he just give that money to us, please. If you're not gonna touch it, I'll touch it. I'll touch it. Oh, I'll just hit it, I'll touch it. I'll just give that money.

And I'll have the cars. I'd love to have a lot of cars. I don't know. There was a second where I thought it'd be fun to have a convertible that's not expensive or something. But something to take out on the weekends. But then I was like, yeah, it's probably gonna have to. I don't even like going anywhere on the weekends.

It's gonna be a lot of work to keep this thing. And then I'm gonna get my sunburned. And I thought that so many times about like a classic car or something. Yeah. Yeah. That, but it's just a nightmare. It seems like a lot of work. It's constantly, it's like how much money are you like 30 grand if you get something in

like shitty conditioner or whatever. And then that's so much money for something you're gonna drive like 35 times. And I really don't wanna be broken down on the side of the road with that kind of situation. Yeah, what do you wanna be broken down by the side of the road? What kind of situation do you wanna get?

Next to a McDonald's. Oh, okay. Oh, fun. Yeah, I could go in the play place, have some fries. Yeah. Two fries. And a two fries. Man, two fries, please. We only sell them in the play place, have some fries. Yeah. Two fries. And I have two fries. We have two fries, please.

We only sell them in groups of 25 or so. No sale. I want fries, or I'm starving. Could we play the game? No, wait, we're out of time. We are? Oh, shit. The fries just took up the sweet time.

Wow, I love surprises. Let's just away. That's just the way it works. Some things will never change. I have a change, babe. Nuh-nuh. Okay, take that and do something with it. That was a better version.

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