Threedom - Swexchins

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

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Does anyone know why we decided to do that? To yell along with it? Yeah. I don't know. It gets us into the- Kind of pumps up my vibe. Otherwise I'm so sleepy. It takes me down.

Because it expels so much energy that now you have none left? No, it makes me mad. And then I get sad. Yeah. If I'm yelling, I'm mad. And then I get sad. Yeah. If I'm yelling, I'm mad. And if I stop yelling, I'm sad. Janie must love that.

She adores it. That's why we're married. She loves it. We yelled our vows at each other. I fucking love you. We actually at our vows, we were reminding each other of things that the other person had not done around the house

that was supposed to get done. Is that true? Oh really? That's funny. What? Oh. I thought it'd be funny. Just a list of grievances. Okay, here's what you need to do in order to keep this going.

Dishes today. We have, I will say, some of the dumbest. Dirtiest dishes, oh. Dumbest disagreements about things. Yeah. Which is like, I think that the hand soap and dish soap should be this far away from the faucet. Well, let me tell you, we have had a recent sort of moving it back and forth.

Oh, we do that all the time. Kind of thing where. About the dish soap specifically? Because the dish soap, you need to be able to turn on the faucet. It can't be that close to the faucet where you cannot turn it on. And so I keep moving it slightly to the left.

You have knobs? Not knobs, but levers. Levers, as opposed to a central lever. Yes, exactly. So we have left and right levers. I did it. And levers. Levers. Levers.

Levar levers. I keep like moving it slightly to the left and then I'll find it moved to the right again, slightly to the left, it just goes on and on and on. It's a fun dance. I know, but we don't have- It's like a tango, it takes two. Yes, it's like a ballet of sorts.

It's so beautiful. But we don't have a conversation about it. You never talk about it. I'm hoping she listens to this. We have our conversations about it. It's a silent conversation, yeah. Silent conversation a conversation about it. You never talk about it. I'm hoping she listens to this. We have a conversation about it. A conversation, yeah. Silent conversation, I like it.

It's like a silent dance party. The reason that Janie prefers it, I prefer it. You have a central? We have a central. Actually, no, we have a lever, but it's on the opposite side. So it's not an impact on the buttholes. Okay. Um, I prefer to be closer to the,

to the, so you don't have to go as far. Okay. Okay. She was essentially a lazy man. I'm so lazy. You don't want your arm to move over one inch. That's good. Um, but Janie wants it moved over to the left a little bit because of the tile on the backsplash.

There's one green tile. Oh, it's a pattern that has one green one. In the midst of yellow tiles. It's very random pattern. It's like mostly yellow with random green tiles. And so the one green tile she feels is hidden by the bottles. Now look, I went and I got clear bottles

and I tried to get clear soaps. Clear soaps, clear bottles, clear hearts, clear minds. Can't lose, can't lose, can't lose, can't lose. But she still will move it over. I am on her side. I feel that that tile is sad. It makes me, yeah, I wish that the tile were in a different place.

I do. I do. Well, that's not gonna be easy to fix. Why don't you move the tile? No, it's impossible to fix. Move the tile. We can't move the tile. Why not?

It's easy. It's gonna cost hundreds, if not $1,000 to move one tile. Let me over there, I'll do it in two seconds. Move the tile, lose the world. Do you ever see heroes? I did, why? I don't know. So we just keep moving it back and forth.

That's cute. We stop talking about it, which is great. Good, yeah, why have an argument? Just move it back and forth. Yeah. We have those, I'm trying to think of what they are. I feel like I'm often getting told kindly to do something that I'm too, or to stop doing something I'm doing.

Are you in bio shock? Yeah, I mean, my thing that I'm too, or to stop doing something I'm doing. Are you in bio shock? Yeah, I mean, my thing that I think is one of my biggest problems in my life and biggest faults is that I let dishes pile up as opposed to putting them in the dishwasher throughout the day. Right. I feel like- I say, well, you just do them all at night, buddy.

You know, once I- What do you think I'm saying? Once I cracked the mental- That's sort of what you are saying. Well, it happens. It works out that way. I do the laundry, he does the dishes, mainly. But I also do the dishes, of course.

Once I cracked the mental block, impeding me from just putting them in the dishwasher, I think I was happier. Like, I feel like I used to just let them pile up. And you were happier then. No, I was happy. I'm now happier. You think I could be happier?

Yes, because I used to let them pile up and pile up and pile up. And I remember I was just like sitting there just wishing they were gone. Are you saying over the course of days? Sometimes over days, yeah. Scott. And I'd be like, I wish they were gone.

No ours is one day. We go to bed with this clean sink people. But I was like- It's all Mike, it's all Mike. He gets the praise. But one day I said to myself, I just got to do this. All right, you know what? Let me turn on some music.

If I listen to a bunch of songs. Get a beat boys, free my soul, work it out, rock and roll, and put the dishes away. But so I was like, okay, let me just do this. It'll make the time fly by. I put on the song. I did the dishes before the first song was over.

They were gone in the dishwasher. And I was like, why have I been sitting there looking at these for three days? There's a lot of stuff like that, you know, in the world. It really doesn't take that long. There's a lot of stuff that you put off and put off and then it takes no time at all. I feel like Andy Daly was talking about,

he had something up on a very high shelf that he would look at all the time and wish that it wasn't there for years. And then it took him like three seconds to take it down. Was it an elf? I think it was. It was an elf on a shelf. It's June, I hate that thing up there.

Yeah, I wish you would go. We will let the dishes pile up over the course of a day and then put them away. It's not that we don't, it doesn't bother us that much. The only thing that bothers me is when the dishes are now like all over the place. Yeah. When it gets out of control.

There's like, it's not that there's no room in the sink. It's just that. You left one over here, you left one over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I say put them in the sink. Yeah, I think. Instead of leaving them strewn about your house.

If you're gonna put, this was. I think everything can go in the sink first of all, yes. This was a huge issue between my mother and my father that of course my mother would be upset at, but not say mother and my father that, of course my mother would be upset at, but not say anything to my father because she'd given up that battle. But my dad would either leave a glass on the table.

He would get up from the dinner table and leave his stuff there, his plates there. Or if he did put it, like get it close to the sink, he would put it on the counter. That's annoying as fuck. Not in the sink. If it's something you've talked about and you keep doing that thing,

that's when it gets really, really annoying. Especially if it's a tiny thing. Right, like just one more inch over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I also feel like my parents fucked me up in terms of doing dishes because my mom insisted on dishes being virtually clean to go into the dishwasher. Yes. Yes. Yes.

You know, like maybe dishwashers weren't as powerful back then or something like that. But you had to basically get any grime out of it. Otherwise, you know, she was saying it would be caked in. Grime on your plate. But, you know, like any, any leftover, any leftover in. Grime on your plates. But you know, like any leftover food, like a crumb or anything like that. We would eat our dinner in the shower. Yeah.

So I- Like you said, like Jessica Beale likes to do that or something. Wait, grime in the shower? Or drink in the shower. What? I don't know, I just saw some fucking- Off the floor?

Some fucking interview man, I don't know. But once I learned that dishwashers can effectively clean the- Wash dishes? Yeah, wash dishes. And even if there's food on them still. And then other people said, if it's not clean,

just do it again and like save yourself the mental hassle. It suddenly was like, oh, this is not that big of a deal. Like you're not saving water. Yes. Here's the thing. Why we keep being told the dishwasher wants the dishes to be dirty. It wants to have something to do. Yeah, it's like planes. They want to stay up in the air. They want to. Yeah.

But then there is a certain amount of stuff that's on there. You have to take some of it off. Some of it off. Yeah, sure. But but my mom was always like, there can't be a single bit of food on some of it off. You have to take some of it off. Yeah. Sure, but my mom was always like, there can't be a single bit of food on any of the dishes. Like would a sponge be involved? Yes, oh yeah. Oh, that's mom?

Well, a scouring thing. Mom, you're out of your goddamn mind. No, it's way too much. It's way too much. It's way too much. But here's the one thing that I don't know and I still don't know is the forks, tines up or tines down. There are so many schools of thought.

What are you, Pedro Almodovar? She gets that, of course. I don't get it, of course. Tine me up, tine me down. OK. And what I think about that is I will just flip-flop every goddamn day doing whatever I feel. There you go.

Some go up, some go down. Some go left, some go right. I don't really care. We've solved it by now putting the silverware in the top drawer thing on its side. And so we don't have that any longer. Exactly. Whoa.

What? You know what? I didn't even know that my thing had like a little top shelf until- Until you were miniaturized and you were lost in your kitchen. Exactly. My mom was over and she put stuff in there I. Exactly. Mike trunked you. My mom was over and she put stuff in there

I didn't know for like three days and then I found all the spoons. And you found the stuff. Where's all our spoons? And then she has the same dishwasher and she knew about that. There's also some video I saw of like how you- I don't know if we have one of those.

I wonder if we do. How you might have one. There's a video I saw where you can- If you can't find your spoons after your mother visits, you just might have one of those traits. Sorry, please proceed. I just gotta push the microphone away. He was done. He almost exploded on us again.

It was this close. Do you think you have another one of those in you someday? I'm close to it every episode we do. I can't wait. I hope we get yelled at again. I think one thing that's so beautiful about that is that we both stayed really calm. It was like, we couldn't believe what was happening

and yet we were like. I was jacking it up. I think we were laughing. You were jacking what? I was jacking it up by 90% for comedic purposes. I don't remember us staying calm so much as we were laughing. We were laughing. Yes, we were laughing.

That's a kind of calm. I felt good. We were all having fun. Yeah. You were not having fun. You were very. We were laughing. Yes, you were laughing. That's a kind of calm. I felt good. We were all having fun. Yeah. You were not having fun. You were very, very... I was frustrated, but I was definitely pushing it. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. There was a chuckle in there. I'm kidding. There was a chuckle in there. It was not serious. It was great though. It was great TV. There's a video I saw of a woman,

and it's gotta be a woman, because she's doing the dishes. Hmm, a woman invented the dishwasher, I just learned. What? What? I just learned this. I hope I'm right. Have you witnessed this three months, whenever that is?

I hope I'm right. All right, I'm gonna look this up. Did a woman invent? I pray that you're right now. Why are you saying did a woman invent? Just say, thank you. Josephine Gareth Cochran. Thank you. She invented the first practical dishwasher

and formed the Gareth Cochran Dishwashing Company to manufacture and market it. Who invented the one that sucked? Yeah. Yeah. I wish there was a video, much like all of the flying machines before the right runners

of all the dishwashers that didn't work. Just the thing that shoots you like- One with dishes into a lake. One flapping wings. They're all the samewashers that didn't work. Just a thing that shoots your dishes into a lake. One flapping wings. They're all the same, they just have dishes on them. What were you gonna say? I don't know, I saw some video that blew my mind about how to, like some sort of secret way

to take your, what do you call those things that you put in the dishwasher? No, not the dishes, the things that slide back. Trays, racks? The trays, yes. Some secret way to pull your trays out of. And I send it to Cool Up and she's like, I had no idea. What?

I don't remember what it is. You know what I, I mean. There's like something that makes it more helpful, but I don't know how to do it. Oh, I don't know. How many ways could there be? No, I'm sick of all these ways. No, it's like the dishwasher was built to do it.

What? The dishwasher wants to do it. Okay, okay, I wanna find out. But like, um, do you guys see videos of people like scrubbing the fucking inside of their washing machine? No, what? I don't have a front loading washing machine because of this very problem. They get a lot of mildew and stuff. Mine is a top. Yeah. Classic style. It's a top. And, uh, but apparently they get a lot of mildew around the rubber casing. And then you're supposed to get in there and brush it. And then people are cleaning all this gunk out. I'm going,

this is a horrible invention. If I have to stand here, the washing machine, wash myself the washing machine door for it to be functional or my clothes are all going to smell like mildew. That's why I didn't get one though. Because I heard about this and I didn't want that problem. Okay. Okay. But isn't it a waste of space?

It is a larger machine, but you know, it's almost industrial. My dad picked it out. It's very like, no frills, fucking gets all the stains out. It has two settings. It barely has like a delicate, it has a few things, but like it's barely, it barely skates by with a delicate. It's called like a tomaton or something like fake.

Yeah, I don't know what it is. Is it from the Soviet Union? Probably. This woman invented something 160 million Americans use. Great. Yeah. Josephine Cochran. Thanks, Josephine. Thanks, JoJo.

That's our new T-shirt. We have a... The Josephine Cochran shirt. The original? Yeah, why not? We have... She invented the dishwasher. Clara. And then on the back it says

the dishwasher wants to do it. That's good. What does she look like? Let's see. She's kind of a baddie. She's kind of hot. A baddie? She's a baddie. Is she brat?

She kind of brat. Check this shit out. Is she demure? Is she cute? She's mindful and demure, absolutely. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. Look at that dime.

I couldn't really see. That's a hot Victorian woman. And thank you. We thank her. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. Look at that dime. I couldn't really see it. That's a hot Victorian woman. And thank you. We thank her for her invention. Yes, we do. So many inventions. We have a freeloader and we leave the door open after we use it. That's also annoying though.

So that it dries out. Oh really? It's not that annoying though. It's really annoying. Just because I think about it all day long? I'm annoyed that you have that. Now I'm very annoyed. Do you have space for it to just be hanging open

where it is? Yeah. If it can open. Mine is sort of a walkway. Do you think it can never get open? So it would be very annoying if I were leaving the door open all the time. Oh.

Yes, mine is not. That's wonderful. That's a passageway. Okay? Yeah, I'm really happy for you and I'm not annoyed anymore. Do you know what I think about a lot of times though with these little things. What's that?

You're not annoyed anymore. With these little things with couples. Little things, yeah. Is I remember hearing Dan Savage, the sex man. I used to listen to him all the time. I did too. And he started sending out these little half episodes and whatnot and you have to pay for the next one.

Oh, I didn't get that far. And I started going, what? I was just like, I don't want to hear about these people anymore. And they're sex questions. Sex twins. But he. Sex twins.

Sex twins. Sex twins. Sex twins. Sex twins. Sex twins. You gotta get the chin there. Swex twins. It means something else. Swex twins. Swex twins. I don't know about swex twins. Sex twins. Sex twins. You gotta get the chin there. Swex twins. It means something else.

Swex twins. Swex twins. I don't know about swex twins. Sex twins. He was talking about he met his husband or partner, maybe at the time they were not married, because it might not have been legal then, about how you do have to pick your battles

and that it used to bother him that his partner would leave the peanut butter out like with the with the lid closed But he wouldn't put it back in the cupboard or whatever And then it'll make any sense and then at one point he realized like it's not that Difficult for me to just put it back. I look as you know What when I think of stuff like that and I could start crying right now. You think about when you're when that person's not there. Oh, and then you're going to be leaving your own peanut butter out. And then your next boyfriend's going to leave his peanut butter out.

And you're going to say, well, here we go again. Or you leave the peanut butter out. You pretend that your dead husband did it. All right. Here's the mother. I can't believe you're doing this again. Here's some other inventions women have invented. GPS. Thank you. Thank God for that woman, Because we're sick of our

husband giving us wrong directions. Coffee filters. Because we're sick of our husband using paper towels. Home security systems. Because we're sick of our husband having to have a bat under the bed. Kevlar. Because we don't know what that is. We're sick of our husband shooting us in the chest. Oh yeah. Telecommunications devices, whatever that means. Because we're sick of our husbands saying, go over to your friend's house if you want to talk to her. Aquariums! Because we're sick of our husbands saying,

keep the fish in the ocean where they belong. Aquariums. Aquariums. Aquariums. That's cool. Not just one, but multiple aquariums. But the, like the- If you invent one, you're inventing them all.

Like the aquarium, like for the city? Which came first? You mean like a tank, a fish tank? Versus an aquarium? Well I mean like a city aquarium. What is the difference between a fish tank and an aquarium? Well, one is a building full of fish tanks, and one is a fish tank.

Ha ha ha. Well I guess it depends. So at home. You can call it a home aquarium. What is the difference between a fish tank and an aquarium? Is it a size issue? Issue. I think it's called that.

You got bowl, fish bowl. Then you got fish tank, then you got aquarium. Keepers use aquarium- Fish keepers. Yes. Of any size, having at least one transparent side. Wish makers. Fish keepers stand by and stand down

fish keepers do what A fish keeper says what an aquarium is a higher fish is a very of any size Having at least one transparent side a very M a very M honey Very I'm a life change an area usually enclosed for keeping and raising animals or plants or for observation or research A vivarium? A vivarium honey. A vivarium, a word no one's ever said. A life tank? An area usually enclosed for keeping and raising animals or plants or for observation or research. Well that's good because I was going to say, what do you call it? Turtle aquarium. A vivarium.

Thank you. Tertarium. It's a vivarium, dear. But a vivarium is any kind of tank for any kind of creature, right? Yes, an aquarium is a vivarium in which aquatic plants or animals are kept and displayed. Well, isn't that so darling? Isn't it?

If you had to have a thing of a vivarium, what would you keep? Oh, an alien. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, for sure. I'd have a turtle. Two aliens. Two aliens.

I'd watch them have sex. I'd have a turtle, and I'd hire someone to take care of it, so I'd never have to touch it or look at it. Why? I don't want to have a turtle. So don't. You just like the idea of one being held captive. So vivarium.

One less turtle on the streets. One less egg to fry. Aquarium is a vivarium with aqua. Okay, lame man, well, poor hand. I hope he's listening. 1776. You sounded like a good rep. All right, we have to take a break.

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I wanna live my life. This thing called life. What was making you laugh, the song or the voice that you were hearing? That it was happening at all, honestly. I hear you. Yeah. Our neighbors had an aquarium and they had a lionfish in there.

These guys rule. Which was a big deal. How about how? Why was it a big deal? Because they were poisonous or something. Holy shit. They looked, you know, lionfish are very exciting looking. In what manner?

They look like lions. They have all these sort of stringy, like, like a mane things. Google it, please, so I can see. Google it, please. How about those people who had a lion? You remember when we used to have people Google shit for us? Yeah, good old chevron. It's not quite what I was imagining.

Yeah, it looks like a fish more than a lion, doesn't it? I was picturing more like a catfish with lots of little wickers. Chase, buy a dog fish. Yo, French nader. Oh, yeah, French dog fish. Yo, French nader. Oh yeah, French nader. Yeah, French nader. What are you doing?

What were you fucking saying? I was fucking talking about, excuse me, I spit, how there- The life raft in other women's fish. Oh, good idea, woman. Women are having great ideas. They were real- Tired of men throwing us off the boat. These, yeah, because our husbands

can go to the boat. Obviously, the family that had lions, Jane Fonda's family or not? Oh yes. Was it not? Melanie Griffith. Melanie Griffith's family, yes. It could be Hedren.

They had a big lion that, you can Google this, there's a lot of pictures of the lion hanging out by their pool. Is it called Roar? And laying in bed with them. Oh, no, Roar is that movie where they actually used lions. Roar is actually that Katy Perry song,

cause you're gonna hear me roar. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Where they actually used lions? No, the movie Roar is a, I believe it's a narrative movie, but they used like, it's incredibly dangerous. All the scenes use actual like lions and wild animals. Are you sure about that? Sounds fake.

Sounds fake to me. I'm gonna look it up. Roar movie. I'm thinking of Milo and Otis. No, the most dangerous film ever made it's called. 1981, adventure comedy. It does say adventure comedy, Jesus Christ. And all of the scenes just have like humans next to these incredibly dangerous wild animals.

Okay. What was the the Tippy Hedren one? What do you mean one? Oh, a documentary? Yeah. I don't know. I've never seen that. I've just seen, I've often come across the photos of them by their pool.

Oh wait, Tippy Hedren was in Roar. Oh, she's in Roar. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Okay, Roar, the most dangerous movie ever made is the documentary. Also Stupidest. Oh. Yeah. Really? I don't know, hold on.

There's another one that's gotta be stupider. Stupidest in that? So wait, so did Tippi Hedren, was she in Roar or did she? She was in Roar and they did have? Animals wild animals or exotic animals at home. Yeah, and they had this lion who would just hug them gross Hands off lion fuck paws off Going ham my phone was sliding and I and I hit it by mistake it hurt so bad You recall from it like it was hot.

It really hurt. I'm sorry. It's not okay. I'm sorry, dear. Ouch, ouch, ouch. My stomach hurts from that. This is... This is...

The fascinating story of Tippi Hedren is a video, four minutes, too long. Can we talk about the tour? Can we talk about the tour? Pair the story. Oh yeah, let's talk about the tour. The tour, we'll chat. All right, so this is our first episode back

after Lauren came out and surprised everyone by doing two nights on the Comedy Bang Bang tour. So exciting. How did it feel to be away? It felt a little crazy. How did it feel? It felt crazy when I was leaving my home, but it felt great when I was in the hotel laying down.

And then I watched. Almost like you didn't want to even do the show. Yeah, I could have laid there all night. I took a two hour nap. I watched the Celine Dion documentary, Oh, In Pieces Over Two Days, which was. What a weird title. In Pieces Over Two Days.

Celine Dion, In over two days. And I was so excited to surprise everyone in Seattle. And that was delightful and fun and felt so special. And then we went to Vancouver and it was open just to be traveling with you guys again. Yeah. Just a blast. And the audiences were so excited to see you. It was so fun. I just wanted to say it was fun. And thanks everyone for being so fun. I did debut a new character and I loved your character. Was that new too?

Dr. Blondie? Scott's doctor? Yes, that was new. I don't know if you've done it on a tour before. No, I have not repeated a character yet. That's great and it was so funny. And I've not repeated a character in any city either. That's right. Paul's got OCD that way. Yeah, you know me. That's a good thing you're offering to the people. It's a fun challenge for me, and I hope it's enjoyable to the people. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. And you guys are going to England soon. We're going to the very old England.

And I am jealous of that. That sounds so fun. Yeah, you never got to go with this. I know. Because of your nose. My nostrils. Your nostrils. Which I feel like I need that surgery again. Oh boy. And I can't I need that surgery again. Oh boy.

I can't breathe. Give me 50 minutes. It was a laser septoplasty. These lasers to get these. That sounds like Star Wars. Yeah. Cool Up just got her eyes fixed. Yeah.

Use it in a surgery. I just saw a picture of it on Instagram. Why did you waggle your eyebrows like that? Because he's like, now she can see me. I know, but she has 2015 eyesight now. Whoa. Now to be fair. And it was terrible before.

Oh yeah, ever since she's been 10, I think she's- Because my vision is terrible, but I don't know that I can get what she has, because she had to get a retinal surgery. Yeah, it's a retinal surgery she had to have. We're not talking Lasik, it's like something more involved in that. And now she has 2015, but I will say they were very generous in letting her say like, you know,

a V was a U and you know, when she's looking at the thing. What? Wasn't that kind of like part of the whole thing? Wait, were you like watching over her shoulder and like, that's not how it went? I was in the room and I was looking at the things and she would get every other one like wrong. It would be like a B instead of an E or whatever. Right. They're like, this is great. Yeah. You have 2015 vision. I was like, she got half wrong, but I think they're just going for like,

can you see generally what it is? So she has to wear, um, a contact in one eye or like, how do you know she's, she could just be free balling. Yeah. So now she could have gotten the one. No, she's... She could just be free ballin'. Yeah, so now she could have gotten the one... Free eyeballin'. Yeah. She could have gotten the one where one eye is for close up,

for near, and one eye is for far. And the other one makes you small. Yes. But she opted to not do that and just have really good vision far away, and eventually she'll need readers to read up close. Right, right, right. But yeah, just a pretty incredible surgery. It's amazing. It's wild. I don't know.

I'm not eligible for LASIK. Me neither. Because I have an astigmatism. Me too. And my cornea is too thin. Oh no. Do you have a cornea gap? I have a cornea gap. It's so amazing. But now I don't know if I would actually do it. You know? Yeah. My mom did it back in the, my dad's, one of my dad's best friends from childhood.

It was one of the top elastic surgeons in the country. And he's now retired. I would never do this. No, and he did it to my mom. Really? He gave in on the surgery. And he performed a surgery on my mother. And it was great.

And then she now has to wear readers again. Cause I mean, at a certain point it starts to fade. But I don't know that I want to do it. I have a friend who, I mean, I don't want to be fear mongery about it cause I think it's also wonderful. But I have a friend who had it done. You know, you have your eyes open

and you're awake during the surgery. And there was someone said, oops. And there was like a thing, and then he had a huge red eye for like, and then they go back and do it again. He had an oops eye? Oops. Yeah.

I don't know what happened, but it was not good. Oops. But that being said, that's the only time I've ever heard of it going sideways. And he also got it fixed and it was fine. Yeah, I know, but I'm too scared. I hope it's no additional charge. I should hope not.

God damn. But I have really poor vision. Do you have very poor vision? Oh, it's gotten pretty bad. I mean, if I take my glasses off, it's not like you're blurry. Oh, then your vision's great. It's great.

You don't have to wear contacts. Are you blurry? Maybe you are a little blurry. I am, if I took my contacts out, I wouldn't be able to see your face at all. Ooh. Yeah, I'm that bad. That's how you're trying to like I'm trying to read the so great I don't find of that book over there We are in Scott's house, I would never be able to read that even from here that I think says cinephile over there I'm file. Yeah, I have

Radiohead complete great vision. I have... Radiohead complete? You have great vision. I have okay vision. Thank you. You don't wear contacts? No, I wear glasses to see far away and near. It got to... Okay, Grover.

Okay. I'm not sure. Oh, yes. Okay. Monstrova. But I feel like the last time I was at the DMV and I got my license renewed, I was wearing glasses because I just naturally wear them to see better.

And they asked me, do you wear those when you drive? And I said, oh, yeah, usually. And now they put on my license that I need to be wearing glasses. Otherwise I think if a cop stops me and I'm not wearing glasses, they can find me. And I'm like, no, no, it's not that bad. But I-

It sounds like you should be wearing them when I drive why because they said it's a good time to wear glasses I know but I don't need to it just makes it like a little bit but it's like what are you trying to pull then why do you wear them sometimes yeah cuz I'll tell you why sometimes I wear sunglasses and they're not prescription need prescription sunglasses well fine, fine. You pay for them. Okay. That's weird. Is it expensive? I have, I have prescription.

Especially when you lose them all the time. That's the risk you take. Throwing them in garbage cans. In garbage cans like at Subway? I have several pairs of prescription sunglasses because I... Care about yourself. I'm an accessory guy. Yeah.

But I also have transition lenses, which I guess are not cool to younger people, but I don't care. Great, you don't have to care what they think. I don't have to care. And that's a message to everyone. In what way are transitions not, because that's what these are.

I don't know. What's that mean? No, you have transitions that are where you look down and they're that. That's progressives. That's progressive. Oh, what are transitions? Transitions that become sunglasses outside.

Oh, got it, got it, got it. I mean, those are dorky. I think they are seen as dorky, like having a belt clink for your phone. Well, cause you know what's wrong with them. What? It's cause, because there's those times when they're half and you're like.

They've come such a long way that that time is a second. Go outside. Go outside right now. I'm gonna fucking go outside. Let me second. Go outside. Go outside right now. I'm gonna fucking go outside. Let me see your hair. Go outside right now, Paul. You guys are gonna talk shit about me. No, we promise. Can I do a video

of it turning glasses? I tell you what, we'll take a break. Okay. No, we're not taking a break. When we get to the break, I'll go outside. When we get to the break. I think we should have live reactions right now. They will be live reactions when I come back in. Okay.

But I'm not, there's no way I'm walking out of this room. There's no way. While you two are still recording. There's no way. Absolutely no way. I don't trust you two any farther than I could throw you. How far do you think you could throw us? Not far.

10 feet. Probably more. I could probably throw you 10 feet. You could, come on. The two of you at the same time. At the same time, you could do 20 easily. Yeah, yeah. I could throw you 40 feet.

And I could throw you. 60 probably. 60 feet. Oh thank God you said that. But together at the same time. 100 feet. If you had said five feet, I would have burst out into tears. You would have burst out into tears.

Did you ever have to do the long jump and stuff like that in school? That's like, wasn't that called like the, President's physical fitness? Not the governor's test or something? The president's physical fitness, yeah. Yeah, but I was always just so fearful of it because. Did you have to do like the thing?

You thought you would jump too long in China? We had to do the high jump. I would just jump high into the sky and never come down. We had to do the high jump for, we had like a sort of gymnastics segment, you know, where for like a month or two you're doing fucking, or feels like a year, you're doing gymnastics. And there's like a pommel horse and this and that.

And there's the- I'm imagining you on a pommel horse. It was humiliating. No, cause basically you just have to run, jump. And this is like high school. And then like, hold onto the sides and put your legs through. It's like fucking, I don't know, you get scared right before you jump. You're like, but you know like- No, that's a specific thing.

That's not just for anybody to do. It's crazy. How about this one? The high jump where you have the, you have a huge pad that you're jumping onto and you have to jump over a bar and then not knock it over. Of course you do and you look like a loser. Wow, with your huge penis. With your who's ass.

With your who's ass. With your who's ass. Did you see the penis one, dear? Did I see penis one? Did you see the penis Olympics? Flip? No. Those Australian guys, they finally.

His dong knocked over the thing. They're done with puppets. Did his dick knock over the thing? Yes. That's, I'm playing the fame. 100%. I mean, he got disqualified. 100%. He's golden now.

I lost a medal because, well, it's embarrassing to say. But honestly, I think he was tripped. That can't be the first time that happened. He should have known to tuck it up. You gotta wear a cup or some shit. You know what I mean? You gotta, whatever.

You gotta strap it down. Jock, tape it down. Yeah, gotta wear a good jock strap. I've never worn a jock strap. What does it do? I feel like the generation above yours is like full on. No, I did, below him. Mike has talked about your husband.

He's talked about his dad wearing a jockstrap around the house, which is like, that's horrifying. But you have to wear a cup in it, right? Otherwise, well, I guess- I don't know, I'm the guy who doesn't know. So jockstrap is so that the balls don't bounce around when you're running. Well, keeps everything in a little package.

Yes, now add to it a cup. What? Just wear panties. Just wear panties, exactly. Add to that a cup, and so what happens when, like what happened to me when a line drive to right field comes out and lights me right in the balls. Yeah.

Do you fall down looking like a loser? Well, it bounced off and I went, ah! Because your dick was so hard. It's disgusting. It's arousing to be out there, you know? Down the sunshine, roar of the crows. Massive of pastime. Crack of the bat.

Crack of the bat. Boy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Peanuts, cracker jacks. I buy you some. Getting hit in the dick. Penis and cracker jacks. yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo They don't win, it's a shame. I love that old dirt. You see what it means? The day where we were told in order to get

into the seventh grade, these are the supplies you had to buy and one of them was a jockstrap. It was just so, and I don't think I ever wore it. Classic rite of passage. Did they have that on everyone's list and it said like for boys only? Probably. I'm sure, like I'm sure they printed one list.

I wonder if it's because I went exclusively to Catholic school and they just pretended things weren't happening. Maybe. Yeah. That's only for athletes to know. Yeah. Did you have did you have to run around outside and stuff like that? No, we did not have my high school to not have a P.E. program. They had a sports program, but not a P.E. program. Oh, I love that. I loved it. What's a sports program, but not a P.E. program? Well, they had sports teams, but we did not have gym class. Yeah. What? That's so lucky. Oh, I love that. I loved it. What's a sports program, but not a PE program?

Well, they had sports teams, but we did not have gym class, yeah. What? That's so lucky. Yeah, it was great. You didn't have to smell like BO in the middle of the day for no reason. Well, I did, but. Yeah, the showering.

We didn't shower at school except for during swimming time. If you were swimming at school, you took a shower before and after, I guess. But then during gym, you just got sweaty and put your clothes back on. That's what I think everyone tries to do. There were no showers. That's what there were no showers.

Oh, no, it's not an option. No, we had showers. Yeah, because there was different lockers by the pool. And that's where the showers were. And you were supposed to shower before you go in, because it's gross and shower when you get out because it's green. Everyone tried to put their pee. But you can work up a sweat and then just put your clothes

back on. You had to. It's fucking ridiculous. I know. Everyone tried to put their pee classes towards the end of the day so that you could just go home and shower. Get on that bus, thinking like ass.

Yeah. It's just so embarrassing, everyone laughing and pointing at you because of your huge penis in the shower. Is it time for a break? So I want to see these transition lenses go off, King. It is time, if we can- It's time for a break. It's time for a break.

We'll do it on mic though. Like as you do it, we'll go to a break. What do you say? Go outside. I want to film. Go outside. I don't trust you. We go to a break and I go outside. No. I'm to film. Go outside. I don't trust you. We go to a break and I go outside. No.

I'm going to film your glasses. Deals off. Okay, break time. I'm going to film. Lauren's taking off her headphones. Because I want to film the glasses as they transition. We'll be right back. This message is brought to you by the Coligard test.

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Available to buy now wherever books are sold. And we're back and there was some confusion before we went to break on my part. That's big of you to admit. I think caused by Paul. I disagree. That I might. Hold on, what did you think that I meant? I thought you meant we should be recording to hear the reactions in real time.

I thought that Lauren was talking about. We're talking about the transition lens. The big transition lens exhibition of 2024. Now I thought Lauren was recording it on her phone and because you didn't want to do it before the break that that would be the recording of it would be on her phone and she would post it. Now, Paul wanted it to be audio recorded. And so I was not recording and we missed the entire thing. And it was gripping.

It was gripping. Let me tell you. But I was recording it on my phone. Yeah. And a lot of that will be put onto the Instagram page on the date of this release. It took approximately five minutes in order for your lenses to-

I would say we're talking about a minute, a minute to get to be sunglasses. A minute, oh sure, to get to be sunglasses, you had to stare directly at the sun. Yes, because I'm wearing a cap with a bill. Yes. And you had to beg the sun to make your glasses dark. I had to pray.

Now the reverse of it took a little longer than the actual- Yes. And you had to beg the sun to make your glasses dark. I had to pray. I had to pray to Ra. The reverse of it took a little longer than the actual... To revert back to glasses. Yes. And did you feel when you're inside and it's still sunglasses, do you feel like you're being rude? I feel like I'm cool. I feel like I'm being very cool. But it's a lot like dressing up for Halloween. It takes you like

just a little bit of time to get into the costume, because you're so excited. To get out of it, it's like, oh, I gotta take this thing off. Exactly. It's just like Halloween. Exactly, it's just like Halloween. Every time you go in and outside, it's like Halloween.

It always takes, it feels like Halloween all year long for me. But your glasses are just like, so excited to be sunglasses. Yes. Because you're going inside, you're going outside. They want to be sunglasses. They want to be sunglasses, and then they're like, all right, it'll take a long time to

get back to it. Oh, we're back inside? They wish they were. Here we go. Boom. Here's your regular glasses. It's time for a Three-Term. It sure is.

A Three-Term is a game that we like to play, also known as a Buster. And this is a game submitted by, oh wait, before that, I'm going to say, if you would like to send us a Buster, write to us at threedomusa gmail.com and it's some kind of like a party game, a game you play in the car, that sort of thing. And this one is, we haven't played this in a while. I think we've only played this once and it's a good game. It's called French Toast, submitted by listener Gina Maiden. One player is a clue giver thinks of something

the other players will guess at. For example, Mount Rushmore or Ghostbusters or a chocolate bar. The rest of the players in no particular order ask the clue giver comparative questions in the form of, is it more like this or more like that? And the clue giver must, to the best of their ability. To the best, now no half-hassing.

No, we're gonna be committed to this, okay? To the best of their ability, they have to say, it is actually more like this. They have to choose one of the things that it's more like. Right, and then eventually we will figure out what they are. And the first question of the game. Always has to be. The unknown is French toast.

Yes. X is French toast. And all subsequent questions, X is whatever the clue-giver Said was more like the answer for example of question one is is more like French toast or bass fishing and the clue-giver says It's more like bass fishing Toast again next question must begin with is more like bass fishing or and then a new thing. Yes The game is what someone offers. We're swapping. We're going back and forth. Or, you know, say it's Lauren giving the terms. It says in no particular order. Oh, so it's whoever wants to go. Yes. One person has the thing and then you have whoever has the question to ask.

And then whoever of the other two people can guess faster. So it's a race against time? People do call it that in some circles. Race against time? Yeah. It's called that sometimes, but not right now. All right. Yeah, it's a race against time, but you can take as much time as you want. Okay, Lauren, pick a thing in your mind. Got it.

Is it more like French toast or more like Disneyland? Disneyland. Is it more like Disneyland or more like the Empire State Building? Disneyland. Is it more like Disneyland or more like the Empire State Building? Disneyland. Is it more like Disneyland or more like an elephant? Disneyland. Is it more like Disneyland or more like a haunted house?

Haunted house. Oh la la. Is it more like a haunted house. Haunted house. Is it more like a haunted house or more like a house that's not been haunted? I would say a house that's not been haunted. Is it more like a house that's not been haunted or more like a church? It's more like a church. Is it more like a church or more like a school? It's more like a school. Is it more like a school or more like mashed potatoes?

It's more like a school. Is it more like a school or more like a college? More like a college. Is it more like a college or more like a bridal gown? More like a college. Is it more like a college or more like a college? Is it more like a college, is it more like a college itself or is it more like a gymnasium? More like a gymnasium. Is it more like a gymnasium or more like a sports car?

More like a gymnasium. Is it more like a gymnasium or more like a box where you keep athletic equipment? It's more like a box where you keep athletic equipment. Is it more like a box where you keep athletic equipment or more like a treasure chest? It's more like a treasure chest. Is it more like a treasure chest

or is it more like a jewelry box? It's more like a treasure chest. It's more like a treasure chest. Is it more like a treasure chest or is it more like a jewelry box? It's more like a treasure chest. Is it an aquarium? No. Fuck. That would be good though. Is it more like a treasure chest or more like a chest of drawers? It's more like a treasure chest. Is it more like a treasure chest or more like that basket with the Cobra in it where you play the flute and it comes out treasure chest? Is it more like a treasure chest or more like a bank vault? More like a bank vault. Is it more like a bank vault or more like a hotel safe?

It's more like a bank vault. Is it more like a bank vault or more like a bank? More like a bank. Is it more like a bank or more like a fucking hot air balloon? More like a bank. Is it more like a bank or more like a fucking hot air balloon? More like a bank. Is it more like a bank or more like a restaurant? It's more like a restaurant. Jesus Christ. No, it is.

It is. When you hear what it is. I believe you. Is it more like a restaurant or more like a bar? It's more like a restaurant or more like a bar? It's more like a bar. Is it more like a bar generic or more like a Coyote Ugly bar? It's more like a bar. Damn. Because that bar is fun.

Yeah, it's not like that. Is it more like a bar or more like an inn? It's more like a bar. That's yeah. Is it more like a saloon Wild West or sorry, more like a bar or more like a bar. That's yeah. Is it more like a Saloon Wild West or sorry more like a bar more like a Wild West saloon. It's more like a bar Is it more like a bar more like a bowling alley it's more like a bar, okay, is it a bar no Okay, is it more like a bar or more like a tapas restaurant? It's ultimately more like a bar.

Ultimately. But it could be considered more like that as well. Okay. So just find something. Okay. Is it more like a bar or more like a food truck? It's more like a food truck. Is it more is it a food truck? No. Is it more like a food truck or more like an ice cream van? It's more like an ice cream van. Is it more like an ice cream van or more like an ice cream stand?

It's more like an ice cream stand. Is more like an ice cream stand or more like a lemonade stand? It's more like a lemonade stand. Is it a lemonade stand? No. If one of us says, if you guess it, yeah, yeah. Okay. Your turn.

Oh, no. Keep going. Keep going on this train of thought. Is it more like a lemonade stand or more like a, like a place where they sell jewelry at a swap meet? It's more like a lemonade stand. Is it more like a lemonade stand or more like a psychiatry five cents stand? I was gonna say. Lemonade stand. a lemonade stand or more like a psychiatry five cents stand?

I was gonna say. Lemonade stand. Is it more like a lemonade stand or more like an Arnold Palmer stand? Lemonade stand. Is it more like a lemonade stand or more like a Girl Scout cookie stand? More like a lemonade stand.

Okay, is it more like, Oh, oh, oh! What? Is it more like a lemonade stand or more like the Pepsi challenge? It's more like the Pepsi challenge. It's more like the Pepsi challenge. Is it more like the Pepsi challenge or more like a vending machine? It's a vending machine!

Yeah! It's why it's like a bank and that's why it's like a tapas and that's why it's like a bar. Restaurant. It's tapas! Yeah. Yeah, good stuff.

Yeah. I hate when you go up to a vending machine and they're like, do you know how we do things here? Have you ever vended with us before? Okay, it is time for someone else to do it. Yeah. I'll do it. Okay.

Think, think, think. Think, think, think. Think your booty. Do-da-dee-da-dee-dee-dee. I believe. In a thing called love. All right, I have it. I believe in a thing called love. All right, I have it. Is it more like French toast or more like a car?

It's more like French toast. Is it more like French toast or more like Reese's cups? It's more like French. Well, gosh. I made him say gosh. Yeah. Already. I'll say it's more like Reese's cups. Is it more like Reese's cups or more like a sandwich? It's more like more like Reese's cups. Is it more like Reese's cups? More like M&M's. More like Reese's cups. Is it more like Reese's cups or is it more like, uh, like popcorn? More like Reese's cups. Hmm.

Is it more like Reese's cups or more like an apple pie? More like Reese's cups. Jesus Christ. Is it more like Reese's cups or more like a Snickers? More like Reese's cups. Jesus Christ. Is it more like Reese's cups or more like a Snickers? More like Reese's cups. Whoa. Is it more like Reese's cups or more like a coffee mug? More like Reese's cups. Is it more like Reese's cups or more like a bed?

More like Reese's cups. Okay. Is it more like Reese's cups or more like Star Wars? He's thinking about it. It's tough. They're sort of equidistant, but I'll say more like Star Wars just to get you all food. Thank you, because I'm starving to death.

I know, I wanted to eat a Reese's cup so bad. Is it more like Star Wars or more like Laser Tag? More like Star Wars. Is it more like Star Wars or more like Raiders of the Lost Ark? More like Star Wars. Thank you. Is it more like Star Wars or is it more like going to the movie theater? More like going to the movie theater.

Is it more like going to the movie theater or more like going to school? More like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or going to the amusement park? More like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or having sex? Those are about the same to me.

More like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or is it more like going to a bar? More like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or more like winning the lottery? More like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or is it more like working at the movie theater?

More like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or owning the movie theater? More like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or going to sleep? More like going to the movie theater. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's not a verb. I'll take that. Okay. I'm like. Okay, so it's more like going to the movie theater.

Is it more like going to the movie theater or a field? More like going to the movie theater. I wonder if we were thinking the same thing. I'm not thinking anything. Me neither. Oh yeah. Wow. There we go. You're on the same page.

Is it more like going to the movie theater or more like Valentine's Day? Interesting. I will say it's probably more like going to the movie theater. Is it more like going to the movie theater or is it like? It is an object. Let me just tell you. A TV.

More like a TV. Thank God. Is it more like a TV or more like a video game? More like a video game. Is it more like a video game or more like a video game controller? More like a video game. Is it more like a video game or more like a smartphone? More like a video game.

Is it more like a video game or more like a video game controller? More like a video game. Is it more like a video game? More like a smartphone. More like a video game. Is it more like a video game or more like Candy Crush? More like a video game. Is it more like a video game or more like a baseball bat? More like a video game. And by the way, when I say video game, I mean the actual.

Is it more like a video game or more like a DVD? More like a DVD. Is it more like a DVD or more like a CD? More like a CD. I'm wondering if that should be it because there's no way you're gonna get more specific than that. Is it the REM CD, what's the frequency coming?

Is it a specific CD, what's the frequency? Is it a specific CD? It is. Okay, let's see. Is it, now that's what I call music volume 40? How about 39, 38, 37, 36, 35? 39, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30 Is it more like a Dr. Dre CD or more like a Rush CD? More like a Dr. Dre CD. Is it more like a Kendrick Lamar CD or more like a- You have to say Dr. Dre first. Dr. Dre CD.

More like Dr. Dre CD. Is it more like a Dr. Dre CD or more like a Dr. Demento CD? More like a Dr. Dre CD. Is it more like an Eminem CD? More like a Dr. Dre CD. Is it more like a Dr. Dre CD or more like a Drake CD? More like a Drake CD. Is it more like a Drake CD or more like the Weeknd CD? More like the Weeknd CD.

Is it Hamilton? No. I don't know. I don't think we're going to get it. I mean, you're stuck in rap right now. Oh, it's not even the right category. It's not even the right genre. OK.

It's a Whitney Houston CD. Thank you. That's so specific. It should have been a CD, just so you know. Well, I was willing to stop at CD, but you seemed intrigued. Well, I was intrigued. But does that affect everything about how you were getting? You guys were on food for so long,

and it was round like a Reese's- Oh, round like a Reese's- Oh, round. Like a Reese's- Oh, round. Like a Reese's- Oh, round. Like a Reese's-

It was round, that's it. I forgot they were round. And then it's like going to the movies because it's entertainment. That's ent- That's entertainment. And it is more like Star Wars than the other thing, than Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It is. It was more like Star Wars than- Because it's silver. Than- It's silver. A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup because it's entertainment. Sure. Okay.

Sure. Your turn. All right. Think really hard, but not too hard. Super hard. That's entertainment. I have it. Okay.

Is it more like French toast or more like a crossing guard? French toast. Is it more like French toast or more like a plate? French toast. Is it more like French toast or more like a plate? French toast. Is it more like French toast or more like Abraham Lincoln? More like Abraham Lincoln. Is it more like Abraham Lincoln or Babraham Lincoln?

Unfortunately Abraham Lincoln or more like Kate McKinnon? Abraham Lincoln. Is it more like Abraham Lincoln or more like a movie? Abraham Lincoln. Is it more like Abraham Lincoln or more like a electric shaver? Abraham Lincoln. Is more like Abraham Lincoln or more like a electric shaver? Abraham Lincoln. Is it more like Abraham Lincoln or more like Obama? Abraham Lincoln.

Is it more like Abraham Lincoln or more like George Washington? Abraham Lincoln. Is it more like Abraham Lincoln or more like a hat? More like a hat. Hmm. Okay. Is it more like a hat or more like a stovepipe hat? More like a stovepipe hat.

Is it more like a stovepipe hat or more like a Santa Claus hat? More like a stovepipe hat. Is it more like a stovepipe hat or more like a bowler? More like a stovepipe hat. Is it more like a stovepipe hat or more like a beanie? More like a stovepipe hat. Is it more like a stovepipe hat or more like a top hat?

It's a top hat. Thank you. What were you gonna say? Sorry to cut you off. I was gonna stop. I was gonna stop because we were, a stovepipe hat is a type of top hat. A stovepipe hat.

A stovepipe hat. It's a basic type of a stovepipe hat. It's hard to stay with urgency. It's more like a stovepipe hat. Take off your stovepipe hat. A stovepipe hat. Can I actually keep it on? It would help. It would help. If only he stove headband. Take off your stove headband. Stove my back. Can actually keep it on, it would help.

It would help. If only he'd worn his hat in the theater. I know, they would have aimed for the top of that. Cause his head goes up and down. I guess his head goes up and down. His head went so high. Yeah, that's where his brain must be. All the way up there.

Yeah. Dibidididibidid. That's wild that he was so tall. And then he was like, I'm going to wear the tallest hat possible. It's a bit egocentric. Although I guess it elongates the frame so that, I don't know. Did he mean that?

You know what, that's a good game for people to play in the car. Yeah, absolutely. What if Trump started wearing an Abraham Lincoln stovepipe hat? Just one day. What if he started just full on dressing like Uncle Sam? I feel like he does. I don't know why. I feel like that makes sense.

That makes sense. Because he's got his uniform of his red tie and his blue suit. Yeah. Boots with a fur, apple bottom jeans. Apple bottom jeans. Well, listen everybody, if you would like to send us a feature again, write to us at 3musa.gmail.com. You can follow us on the socials at 3dumusa. You can leave us a voice message at hagclaims8.com and we use those voice messages for our 3mium episodes, which we do every other week.

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Let me look. Seems to never end. Oh, we have, oh, this is our final show tonight in Manchester. It's my birthday. It's your birthday tonight. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday.

And then next month we're doing some shows on the East coast. We're doing Montreal on the 16th. And Troy, New York on the 17th, New Haven, Connecticut on the 18th, Tarrytown on the 20th, and Red Bank, New Jersey on the 21st. Tee-Tee on the T.

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