Threedom - That's Just The Way It Works

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about phones, Dodgerdogs and redo Under the Umbrella. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

Freedom This is a show called freedom this is a show called freedom. This isn't to show called freedom Wait a minute, but it is it is oh no that alien came right again All right, here we go. This is a show called three dumb. This is a show called three dumb some other show is called three dumb Oh my fuck is wrong with you stab it Stop it do do do do do stab it Kill it That would be funny in like a to do like scary movie, a version of Julius Caesar with that.

Yeah. Yeah, where everybody has a bobbin. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. The production of Julius Caesar faithful to the original except everyone who's holding a bobbin. He's holding a bobbin.

And so he had to stab him because it said stab him. Yes, and before any big speech, famous speech, the character has to do bobbin. Yeah, for just a little bit. Yeah, I have the immortal bar. Yeah Shake your legacy pop it. Oh my god I never knew we could play a game like that. No, what do you think Shakespeare would think of bop it? Do you think he would like it? I think you read a whole poem about it. I saw it a poem just a poem Yeah, just a little red pop it is

What do you think he? Just a poem. Yeah, just a little song. Broses Red, pop it is. Just a little song. Like an editable song about that. Just a little song of something. What do you think he, like I want to be the last person to ever live? But you guys, because I want to know about everything that's been invented. But you guys think Shakespeare was actually real, because I'm going to have to give you a real lesson in history. You think that he was a CGI? I think he was a bunch of people. I heard he was a scare.

And they were all women, and they were all scarecrows. And they were stuffed with newspapers. I heard it was women stuffed with newspapers who put a scarecrower in the front yard. And so this is Shakespeare. And then they would listen at the door and people wanted to talk to Shakespeare and ask questions like, would you write me a play?

And then they would write those questions down, put them in play. And then behind the door they'd be like, sure. Yeah. Sure, Romeo. And they were like, sure. Sure. Sure, Romeo. And then with like, thanks Shakespeare. Have you been to the Globe theater? I have been to the club.

No, I haven't been to the Globe. No, I've never been. I've never been to the Globe. I feel like you've been to London. I have, but I've never been to France, too, right? Oh, yeah, I guess what I've seen. Oh boy. No way, not this again.

You dirty dogs. I feel the, is the Globe something you should go to if it could be Oh boy. No way, not this again. You dirty dogs. I'm filthy. Is the globe something you should go to because I've been to London twice. Yeah, I know you could do that. Well, I really loved it. I've been on the tour multiple times. Really? Why multiple times?

Because I've gone multiple times and then people want to go and it's like different people and it's different things. And that's not the other. You know where I went? And I'm remembering this now, I meant to go to the Globe Theater but I went to the Glob Theater. Oh no. Okay, because I went? I'm remembering this now. I meant to go to the Globe Theater, but I went to the Globe Theater. Oh, no.

Okay, because I went to the Goober Theater and that was real sticky. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Janie has been to the Globe. She saw, I believe she saw, Mark Rylands in Otello there.

Wow. I never saw a show there. And she got yelled at for taking a picture before the show? Really? I'm sure it was. Did she explain it a little last longer? Yeah, did you explain it like if I take a picture

right in my mind, I'll forget it. Yeah, exactly. When we saw Spring Seen on Broadway, there's a big thing about no picture, you know, do not take out your phones and take pictures. Well, you're in the front row and it was just, I was so like, oh man, I wish I could take a picture. And then everyone in the world has taken pictures

the entire time, but I was a good little boy and everything. You know, there's no controlling people with these cell phones. Yeah. You know who? I said lock them up when they entered the place. I say lock them up.

Lock them up. I actually really, I just see I really don't approve of that. Like when like a stand up or doing something or whatever and then they put it in a box or whatever. I saw a show recently and they did it and it was like, I kept reaching for it. I don't think it's fair to not have it.

Yeah. That's my, because what if my access to everything? Well, also what if I start choking and need emergency assistance? Yeah, you can't tell anyone around you. I'm not a big fan of phones during the show but I don't want to lock people's phones up.

I just think, of course, you shouldn't take it out during the show, but what if I had, like, you know, I have a child at home, I have this with that, I'm like, I should be reachable. Here's what- In this day and age one, it's possible to be reached. Here's what we should do. Instead of giving everyone, like, one of those yonder pouches that you put it in, lock it in, you assign someone a phone, chaperone, a chaper phone.

And keep talking. They- Like, keep making it weirderaperone, a chaper phone. And keep talking. They're like, keep making it weirder. They don't have your phone, because you need to be able, you need to be able to reach it. You have your phone. You pull it out and they slap your hand. Unless you can block their hand and explain why you need your phone. Okay, I think it should be,

there's a designated time every five minutes during the show where everyone can look at their phone. For no matter what the show is, every show. In case there's an emergency. Every show. Yeah. Can we make it 10? No. I just feel like I think five.

I feel like for a play, you want to keep the moment to the moment to the moment. No, five is good. Yeah. Because I'm not saying emergency could happen at any time. Yeah, you don't want 10 minutes to go by. Well, then in that case, I have an addendum to the shop or phone. Yeah. And I think they should hold the phone.

They should be standing right next to you with the phone. And then if you want the phone, you snap your fingers. OK. And they have to give you the phone. That's more like a phone butler. That's like a chauffeur. chauffeur. chauffeur.

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Although Mike told me, I was like, my favorite movie is Road House. No, I was like basic instincts. That's supposed to be good, right? He's like, we watched it together. I was like, no, we didn't. And then I was like, he's like, yes, we did. We watched that movie not long ago.

Do you remember how horny I was? It was during the pandemic. I was like, no, we didn't. I swear, we watched fail attraction. He goes, no, we watched both movie not long ago Do you remember how horny I was it was during the pandemic? I was like No, we didn't I swear we watched fail attraction. He goes no we watched both those which basic and then I put on the trailer I go no no no and then there's something happens to go. Oh, yeah How annoying is that water to present yeah Well, well, you should trust your husband because he is the head of the family You're right and he's there to guide you. That's true. I've always said that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should respect him and honor him. You're right. You're right. So what are you going to tell me? Roadhouse movie. First of all, it's worth watching because it's insane. It's crazy.

It's crazy. Yeah. I'll rest by the way. I used to do a character based on the musician in the roadhouse, the blind guitar player. Yeah. What was the character? I forget, but it was very funny. It was on stage.

Yeah, it was very funny. I can't imagine what that would be. But there is a moment that establishes the bad guy in town, played by Ben Gazara. And to show that he has ultimate super power. How are you? A mattress guy. What's my mattress guy? Isn't there a mattress guy who sells mattresses like

gazaras mattresses never mind. Oh fuck. Ben, gazara, the mattress salesman. This is, I don't know if he's related to this mattress salesman, but he's an actor. Okay, because everything we talk about has to connect back to a mattress salesman. I mean, I don't really make that rule. It's working. Ever since the tour we did together. It's working for us, but I think it's not working for you. We do mattress based. We should have couples counseling right now to talk about this. I grow weary of it. So it's

not working for Paul, and that means we should probably pivot. Okay. Remember, friends? Yes. Honestly, fantastic comedy. What was it? Pivot. When they're moving the match or the couch up the stairs, and they can't get pads around the corner. But that's some of the best, most fun sitcom comedy. It's extremely well done. Yeah. Absolutely. Love it. I'd love to get to do a scene like that. Only two. So just one scene. Yep. I'd love to get to do a scene like that. Oh, Me too. So just one scene. Yeah, I love.

They wanted a one day. Why don't we just reenact that in Scott's stairwell and then we put it on. It's a great idea. It is funny. So tonight be the couch or yeah, we're here. No, we're carrying him. Oh, we're carrying him. Yeah, I want to play the couch and we'll keep jamming your head. And go in like pivot. I think I have a couch costume. Is it just like dirty rags?

It's dirty, oily rags. You can lie on fire if you like. So we laid it on fire by mistake while we're moving it up the stairs. We're both smoking. Yeah. So, it sounds like crying and we're likeivot and then his head slams into the wall. That's right. They smoldering head.

So, bangas are the bad guy in town. He owns the town as well. Bangas are the bad guy in town. I'd love to own a town. Oh, wouldn't you? And then you could do this. I'd like to own it, but I'd like to run it too. I don't want someone else to be in charge.

Well, this is the thing. He'd rent it out. He owns it and runs it. I'd rent it out to people. Okay. I'd be like, are you Airbnb town? Yeah, you want your thing. He rented out. He owns and runs it. I'd rented out to people. Okay. I'd be like, I'd be like, You want your town for a day?

That's what you would do. You have to take out the trash. To rent a town for a day, not on trash day. How incredible would that be, like, especially if you get one that has like carnival going on during it? That's what's so tight. Wait, wait, wait.

So you're saying you rent, you are the renter. Yeah, you get to rent a town for a day. And you rent it on a day that there's a carnival. Yeah, and you can do anything that's in the town the owners like For the month they provide a carnival like The line there. Well, it just happens. There's a carnival that And it's like air being bees We're all gonna vacate the town, but there will be a carnival

Like everyone has to do their job in the town scary when carnivals just pop up and they're like, oh, there's a ride here right now. And then you're just supposed to get on and entrust it. Yeah, I don't. That's a great choice. I don't trust it. I don't know about that. Oh, I like it.

Because they're moving from town to town. I like how they have the games. Up and down the dial. But it's the part with the zipper that I'm not so sure about. Well, don't go on the fucking zipper then you cry, baby. Oh my God. Wee wee wee. I'm scared. I'm calling your ass and I'm making so sure about. Well don't go in the fucking zipper then you cry baby. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm scared there's a car in the middle.

I'm calling your ass and I'm making you go on every ride. I'll go on every ride. Really? Twice. Really? Yes. Really? Yes, three times?

Yeah, four times. No handrails, nothing. I'm gonna take you to a carnival. And you're gonna go on every ride. Yeah, three times. Three times. He's upping me. Do I hear four? I'll go on four times. Okay, four. Okay. He's upping me. Do I hear four?

I'll go four times. Okay, four. Okay, so next carnival that, by the way, the OC carnival, I think is. There's a carnival all the time. There's a carnival though. It's a carnival of the... I'm talking more about like, Rinky Dink.

I'll go to Rinky Dink. I have to have part. One that's in like, one's corner. Yeah, not like a big old OC. Yeah, not big. I know exactly what you're talking about. I'll go on every ride six times. Okay, we're gonna call you on this Can we tape you on good? Yes six times each ride six times each ride should we do an episode where we're on them to?

No, I don't want to be a barf. I want you to win The deal is that he goes on six times for every single ride Yeah, you're gonna have gone on like, wait, who pays for the ride? 60 leads. 10 times I'm going on them. 10 times in your bank? I'm not paying, that was never said. No, I'm paying.

I'm paying and I'm going on the ride 10 times. Each ride. Okay, 10 times. All right, this is a promise. I think it's too many. I'm actually bored at the idea now. I want it to be three each. You bored little cry baby.

Oh my god, I can't win. So here's what Bengus are. What, who the fuck is that? He's driving down the road listening to the song Shabum and is convertible. Shabum, Shabum. And he is just driving back and forth over the median. It is the weirdest expression of power.

It's like, there's nobody can touch him. There is no one can stop him. So he's just driving back forth over the whole road, singing a lot to Shabu-Man, it's called. Wow. That's fun. It's wild.

I love it. I tell you when I drove over the medium, medium, in front of a police officer. The ones I love the medium? Are you probably dead? But I don't remember it. So I feel like it's fair for you to repeat it. Well, I grew up in a town that had its own private police, so I grew up in a town that had its own private police.

I grew up in a town that I don't, I grew up in a small town, headed to own private police. So they would bug, they would just pull everyone over. And I got pulled over so many times when I was young. And I did not know that when they say like, Hey, you mind if we search your car, that you can say, I do mind, do not do that. And they go, okay, we won't. We will stay down on the station. Well, yeah There you could it there was like these little we'll just beat the shit out of you

I know a little business card with like your right son at that. I remember somebody has well We've talked about this yeah the trading cards that you know no no no it was like I think that was like oh Yeah, you know you're right. Yeah, you can't search my car Hey, I have a bit nothing you't search my car when I'm with you But I've been I've been pulled over by the cost so many times And they'd hassled me that I saw these I was making a left and I thought twice I saw these, I was making a left. And I saw. Can you twice? I saw this police officer. I'm on a find out who's naughty and nice.

I saw this police officer pulled someone else over and I was like, man, it's me getting a left. Are you saying naughty or nice? It sounded like, but you didn't have to get me up. I just because I wasn't naughty and I was a nice. I was just sad to pause, but you treat me like an elephant. And I feel so sad. What does he say?

His name was Goody. Go T.A. Goody. But you didn't have to go. Goody. I just didn't have to go. That was a nice, nice, nice treat me, you know, what's he up to? But you treat me like enough to get a true one hit wonder. I've never heard a true one hit wonder.

Never heard even a passing mention of him since that time. He, we must have disappeared. We love GoToYou and that's why we're big fans and we would love for you. You're, we would love for you to be on this show. Okay. So. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Are we saying before, by the way, Paige Davis never got back to us.

What? So she's off the list. I cannot believe we didn't hear from her. Not only did we spell, not even to say no, thank you because we spelled out exact schedules. Yeah. We're going to go down to the tea. Yeah.

It's a minute. It's customary to RSVP, responded to the C-VU play. It's a little rude to not respond to the C-VU play. I actually feel like, look, is she still someone I'm used to know? I have. Is she still someone that I think is our number one fan? Yeah, all the streaming that she is.

So all the more strange. Do You need to lie down in a coffin I got tired I got a little tired Actually, feel great because your eyes are closing, but you're also your teeth are my eyes. Honestly feel I had you have pennies over them. I feel so happy But Where is Paige? Why didn't you respond? I forget who we're moving to next.

I think it was the basketball player. Oh, yeah, Reggie Miller. That's right. Goat's EA is after Reggie Miller. Are we putting Reggie Miller on notice right now that he has? Reggie, this is it. Do we want to talk about what the schedule would be. Let's give him till September 1st.

He's local, I think, right? Labor Day. Labor Day. Let's give him to Labor Day. Labor Day weekend. Labor Day, maybe possibly. I'm a birthday this year, let's find out. Well, I'll call you a my birthday.

I'm a birthday September 6th. So I'm wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I keep thinking your birthdays after mine. No, Labor Day is the the fourth my birthday was later and Wow, and then Scott what's Paul's birthday September 23? No, how am I supposed to know we've told you a thousand fucking time care? Well guess again

Why should I know this off the top? Why should I know this off the top of my head? You didn't know your eyes too. I don't want you to know it. Well, I wish I could erase it. I wish I could erase it from my mind too. Yeah, I want to neuralize you both. So you never know. Oh my gosh.

I want a normal man in black. I want a normal man in black. Make me a normal man in black. Make me a normal man in black. Make me a normal man in black. I just have normal thoughts. Here comes the man in black. Make you not remember.

It's at the very end. It should have been in the song. They do whatever they want And you don't remember What else did they get up to with that? Noralizer yeah really yeah What if the person did have to cut him off yeah, what if I'd love to hear the response on I saw I'm sorry that I cut you off I feel like a meme that was like, or not a meme.

Here is why I cut you off. And it was like, go to a hits different one. You're not a kid anymore. I'm like, so you were a kid. What? So you were a kid when that song came out, which was not the long ago, but that's OK. People are kids and now adults.

And then they're hearing the song again. They go, oh, it's about a breakup. I was five. What do they think? What do they think? Yeah, exactly. it's about a break up. I was five. What do they think of? What do they think of? Yeah, exactly. They just thought it was fun. Someone who moved away.

Yeah. Someone who's, they thought they were moving the alphabet. Someone whose dad got a better job and so they moved to a town. They thought it was for fun and their mom, their mom like to listen to it. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Well, go to you. We love you. Come on the show after Reggie Miller and Reggie Miller, you have to tell September 1st to contact us. We're not going to give you. We love you. Come on the show after Reggie Miller and Reggie Miller, you have tell September first to contact us We're not going to give you our info. No, but you know how to get a hold of us Reggie If you come on the show you will be the the only guest ever on three. Yeah And that's a big deal and I don't think we have to tell you what a big deal that is it's a huge deal And we're and by the way, we're not even interested in you. That's how big of a deal it is. You're interested in Ragey Miller?

We worked together on our latest show. That's right. I'm actually very interested in seeing him again. I'd love to. I don't know. He could be less interested, but he could be nice. He could run hell. I could tell you he's extremely nice. Well, that's good to hear. That's good to hear. But we'll get the three-room treatment. We're not going to treat him any different than we treat each other. Which is sad. I know. We'll not remember anything he talks about. But we'll get the three-room treatment. We're not gonna treat them any different than we treat each other, which is sad, I know. We'll not remember anything he talks about. No, we won't remember his birthday. If we start acting all polite, it's gonna be a really bad episode.

Exactly. So, it's differential to Mr. Reggie Millie, no. No, you think Reggie Millie. Reggie, if you sit in the fourth chair, yeah, you better expect you're gonna get a fourth of the treatment that we dole out to each other. Exactly, so I know the sounds enticing. So contact us before September 1st.

We have to take a break. We'll be right back. Never meant to. I will not break my own pace. Just because I was sent a no I am to know. It just flows out of me. Um. Now I'm just a son to that you used to. Just a sense of that you used to know. You gotta go on Neal and Paul's.

You gotta go on Christmas show. I wish you would spoof. I love to sing that song. If I could get a guitar player to do with me, yeah, or whatever he's actually playing. Cool up instrument, is it? Cool up and I did. Blu, blu, blu.

Yeah, it's one of those. Blu, blu, blu, blu, blu, blu. Yeah. Cool up and I did. Are we human? Or am I Santa? That's good. Or we human.

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that. If you don't know what this show is, it's they have people on to do it. You can't afford it. The worst Christmas parody song. Mary Holland and Erin Whitehynne and I did one that's Alvin on the Chipmunks. Wee, na, na, na, and we say made it like gross somehow. Great, great. Me, I want my ho, but then it's like, I still want my to do.

Sometimes just that simple folks. Yeah, and I'm just like, crushed. Of course it did. Dildo Factory. I love Mary so much. I saw her the other night. She did see her in a million years. She's not allowed on the show.

Well, she's not allowed on the show. No, she'll never be on the show. Well, we went to a Dodgers game. Yeah, I was a little jealous of what are you in the picture? I didn't head with a baseball at all. I didn't think fully. And Holly, I took Holly. It was delightful. She liked the dodgy dog.

She ate almost a whole dodger dog. Wow. What did you do as a leftover? Well, I cut it up onto a little plate and I left it on the plate and then eventually threw it out. Yeah. Using it still there or? You want it? Yeah. I think it's probably the trash We probably find it. Okay. I bet you open any trash can at Dodger Stadium my Dodger dog would be in there

I don't know if I told you this that one time I went to a Dodger game with River Butcher and woman a couple rows ahead of us like Catty Corner, so not say Dodgers with an S I Said Dodger's game. It does. I don't think anyone cares. Yeah, I don't want to be seen as there's no style guide for that. Okay.

Yeah, I guess I, yeah, I say Dodger game. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Because I think there, there's one of, one of them is a Dodger. Yes. Los Angeles Dodger.

But if you ever have two in the same room, which hardly ever happens, but wait. Yeah, they're never in rooms. No. They're always outside. So we haven't been in a person yelled at you? Um, no. Just assuming. Ah, ah.

Because that's what I want to do. Someone told me to keep it down at the ball game. They were listening to the game on the radio. Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, I like that. I like the radio. Oh, yeah. You know, I like that. I like that too. Yeah, it's so weird about that. Because you can't, sometimes you don't know, you want to hear the play by play.

Yeah. And you just want to know what's happening. That's right. So I really, it's so old fashioned. That and people keeping the score. Keeping the score. Yeah. Do you think those people who keep the score

like they do it for every game? Or are they just like, this is a fun thing to do on there? I think they do it for the Library of Congress. Oh. Honestly, I was looking at the scoreboard going, what is the score? I cannot figure out.

There's a lot of it to look at. And Stephanie did explain to me where it was, and I just kind of was like, ah, and then I didn't really know. You pretended to be a star. Yeah. So we were at the game, Stephanie did explain to me where it was and I just kind of was like, uh-huh. And then I didn't really know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we were at the game and we were sitting behind. Do they ask you to play home plate?

No, I begged them. I said, please let me play. Please. Hey, we need a night. I'm wearing a hat. You have to let me play. Yeah. And you were the only one there wearing a hat.

Was everyone as bald? Other people wearing it. And proud of you. You guys should have worn that. Bald. You can't have hair if there wearing a hat. Was everyone else bald? Other people wearing it. And proud of you guys that are wearing it? You can't have hair if you have a hat. Hair is, wait. Hair is a hat. Hair is a hat. If we're saying nobody had a hat,

that also means they didn't have hair. Yeah. Right. And this lady yelled at you guys. No, she's still in yelling. He's like, she got hit by a foul guys. No, she's still in yelling. You're gonna be mad. You're gonna be mad. You're gonna be mad. She got hit by a foul ball. Oh, no.

Where? It hit her in the abdomen. Oh, no. What's she picking attention? Nothing, I'm just curious if it was like she saw it coming or she didn't see it coming. I don't think she saw it coming. Oh my God. What if she saw it coming?

She was like, yes, yes, yes. Right here. She like, yeah. I it had to write the gut. And it hit her pretty hard. She was okay, but it was like, do they give you any sort of compensation if that happens to you? Oh no.

Yeah, it's part of the fun. Somewhere on the tick, it's part of the fun. You might get hit. Somewhere on the ticket you're agreeing. Somewhere on the ticket it's like, hey, whatever. Somewhere on the ticket it's down. Somewhere on the ticket I know. Somewhere on the ticket it's down. No, no, no, no. Someone in the ticket is starting. No. Someone in the ticket, I know.

Someone in the ticket is starting. No. You can hit in the head with the mold. And that's fine. I would love to. I should look at that, find that liability thing. Because I'm sure it's like anything that happens to you is not our fault.

I know. When I saw the nine inch nails, the nine inch nails, how many of them with cool app? We were in the pit. How many nails are in the nine inch nails. How many of them? With cool up, we were in the pit. How many nails are in the nine inch nails? Oh, there's hundreds of nails, but they're all nine inches. That's wild. It's not nine one inch nails.

It's not nine one inch nails? Nine, nine inch nails on your hand. No, no, no, no. Oh, so there'd be 10. Yeah. No, no, they're nails. They're nails like that you put into it. Yeah, how do you know?

Like the nails they used to crucify Jesus. Because they talked about this during the show. If you'd let me, okay, they talked about the nails. They tell you about into it. Like the nails they used to crucify Jesus. Cause they talked about this during the show. If you'd let me... Okay, they talked about the nails. Tell you about the show. Yeah, they talked about why they're called the 90s nails. Do they do that every show? Yes.

Just to pull you guys at ease. They'll walk out there and go, let's get it out of the way. Let's talk about the elephant in the room. But so Cool Up and I were there together and Cool Up was in front of me. Because it was packed, we were in the pit.-Up was in front of me because it was packed We were in the pit Kool-Up was in front of me and I had my arms around her Oh And then she went so romantic that you touch her she went to go

She went to go to the restroom and then you had to go along with her Yeah, she's your arm and she's around her now No, you'll get up on the tank of the toilet So I stayed there and they they were the band was constantly throwing water bottles, full water bottles. Guys, why? Like with a cap off, so that... What? So the people would get wet?

So the cap was off and they would like a trail of water would come, like shoot a cross or whatever and then they would go into the crowd. And so like mere seconds after. Wait, so they're throwing the bottles, are they holding the bottle and throwing the water? The bottles. The bottles. Yes.

Like they take a sip out, throw the whole bottle. Ew! That makes someone sick. I ain't even trying to worry. So maybe they were trying to cool everyone down because it gets very hot or whatever. I have no idea. Maybe it was all drastic.

Would they like suck my kiss and then they would do that? Yeah. They would sing red hotelie peppers suck my kiss. That's suck my kiss. But mere seconds after she went to the restroom, I looked to my left and suddenly, woo boom, right where her head is. Oh, wow.

Water bottle right in my chest. Oh, it was lucky. And I think. Good thing she had to piss. Yeah. Because otherwise, her had to piss. Yeah. Because otherwise, her head would be different now. Well, she had to get the water out. She had a different head.

Yeah. Yeah, her head would be a different head, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you looked you right and then you realized that some of these people will not be here next year. Exactly.

Yeah. Exactly. And it turned out it was me. Yeah. And everyone went to another show by them. Yeah. What was the person that looked at you? Got what they were? Oh, right.

You know? That's so awesome when a teacher does some really cool shit like that, and you're like, whoa. Look to your left. Look to your right. If I'm not, you won't be gradually when that is motherfuckers. It would be so cool to be a teacher and be that fucking cool.

That would be so fucking cool. So fucking awesome. Look around at everyone in this classroom. Some of these people will be dead in 10 years. Yeah. That's just the way it works. Some things will never change. That's just the way it works.

Something will never change. That's just the way it works. The way it works, the way it works. That's just the way it works. It's Lauren did that over it. It's the only way it works. It's the way it works. Somethings will never change. Never change.

It's just the way it works. Do you think if his name was Bruce Horny, he would be more or less successful than Bruce Horne's B? He was so norm-core, it might have added some edge toby. He was set, he was so norm-core, it might have added some edge to him. He was Bruce-core. He was Bruce-core.

Yeah, he was. Look, if I know anything about him, he was Bruce-core. And could he sing, yeah, could he well for sure? Did he go on with the audience? Could he play that whole time? Top, you bitch, yeah. So, could he rate it eight on the 88?

That's just the way it is. What was it? That's just the way it was. That's just the way it is. He had one other song too That's this huge one. I mean he had he had several other songs, but well, but hits yeah I know there was another one that that I remember hearing on the radio He I'll tell you what is biggest Manel and wind Biggest man in wind Make it look at never happen in the way we're mandolin That's of course with the range Where's the range? range up to he ditched the range after after 1990 what's the ground band up to

He ditched the range after 1990. What's the beaver round band up to? Cafferty. Yeah. Yeah. We up to the dog, we up to the dog, wow. You know the dog, sir. You know the worst example of his Alice Cooper,

who the band was called Alice Cooper. And the Cooper scoopers. And the Cooper scoopers. And this is, you know, his Alice Cooper and the Super duper, Cooper scooper. Yeah, and then they invented the Cooper scooper because of that. My dad once wrote in the elevator with Alice Cooper. the Super Digger Proopers. Yeah, and they may invented the pooper's Cooper because of that.

My dad once wrote an elevator with Alice Cooper. Oh, really? Downer up. Good question. I don't know. But I think it's probably, can you have the makeup on? Or no, he was just in his room.

I just don't have the other details except I recall that that was a cool moment. So did your dad say anything to him or was he just like in his head going to school? I don't know if he did. I do recall my dad seen Chris Farley on the street going Hey Chris and then you wave back and that was in Chicago. It was nice. Yeah. That is nice. Yeah. Sorry. Can't talk. I gotta go do drugs running. Wow.

Wow. In this house. I respect Chris Farley. Of course. No disrespect intended. I just tell it like it is. He's something really just the way it works Wait, so how did your dad relay that he was Well, I said it without the scoop and did you know who that was? This is a story as a kid that I heard so it's not even a story It was just he was it was just he told me yeah, the way you tell it. It's not a story I certainly don't make it a story. Oh, I'll get more details. Get more details.

Could you text him right now? Sure. We'll make something else. We'll make something a story. It's got to be more than one sentence. That's fair. When did my dad get in? I was an alligator with Ellis Cooper, alligator.

I wrote an alligator with Ellis Cooper. I was trapped in an alligator with Ellis Cooper. Once I'd jone in the way. It was, yeah, it was real Pinocchio situation. And we built a fire. that's how we got up. Smart thinking on behalf of Pinocchio, don't you think? And very brave considering he's made of wood. True, he could have, yeah.

That little nose that grows when he tells a film. Let me tell you something. It gets pretty big. It's not totally looking. It's a cannot-cho. The old dirty joke, can probably put out chio. I never saw the Guillermo Deltaro. It gets pretty big. It's not totally local. It's a cannot-cho. The old dirty joke, you know, like the cannot-cho. I never saw the Guillermo Deltaro.

It's so good. I know, I have to say. It's so good. It's so good. Yeah, it's great. It's amazing. I'll check it out. I'll check it out.

Oh, watch it tonight. Oh, watch it tonight. Yeah. Well, you remember it? I might watch it later. Wait, how do I know? But I haven't actually seen it, like, with Mike and space again, sticky. Wow, so really good question. I don't actually seen it, like with Mike and space against it?

Wow, so really good question. I don't know, but I'm in the middle of watching some other stuff, right? What are you watching right now? Well, I just finished last night at great. Can I finish? Reality show, ultimatum queer love. Oh, okay, I've seen the trailer.

Is it ultimatum, colon queer love? Yeah, because it was already ultimatum colon straight love. Ultimatum queer, colon love. Wait, they started with ultimatum straight love? They didn't have any title under it. No, it was just ultimatum. Then they did a, they should just call the ultimatum straight love didn't have any title under no, it's just ultimatum then they did a They should just call the ultimatum again. Yeah, yeah Yeah, and go and then have someone explain it at the top and go like hey everyone

It's me second ultimatum. I was like, duh just you know. Yeah, this is queer people anyway I loved it's mr. Ultimatum here. It was fantastic the final I had to stay up late last night Ultimatum the finale Watching our programs or else What we like to do is present you with love stories that you can relate to well, I'm kind of a succession home I'm watching succession season three Mm-hmm because I got to catch up, but that feels like I'm just kind of like putting in the hours at this point because I mean you want to see what happens. Don't do it. Did you get the right keys every time

because we put tape on them. I love that. It was really fun. That's really fun. Okay, here's a question for you guys. Okay, I can have an answer for you. If you were going to a bake sale, what would you hope to find? Cake. Cake? Cookies. This is a bake sale just by one person. Like, you know, it's a community bake sale. It's community. Nothing that you know, it's a community bake sale. It's a community of nothing. That's important. Because there's, by the way, there's this girl down this street

that when I'm walking the dogs who like, even on a holiday recently is selling. I really thought you were gonna, like, quote a song. No, no, no. She's selling lemonade. Oh boy. She's not. She's not.

I think she's 12. Okay. Selling lemonade and then I was so I was the first time I'd seen her and then I've seen her like every day since and I said to cool off and she goes oh yeah I she couldn't give me change so I had to buy a macromé hat as well. What? She used to have Venmo first of all. Yeah. In this day and age, don't be stuck around with $1.

I found it charming of like, oh, how fun. Like she's doing it. Because I did that one day in my life where it's like, oh, let's have a win. Oh, I, yeah, I think you did it. I think you did it. I definitely had lemonade sales. She's turning into like an everyday business.

I never did it every day. Yeah. What if you did that as an adult? My nephew sat outside and sold his Pokemon cards and it was successful And and people bottom he was killing it puzzle their kids They were excited. I think that cute This is when he was like seven or eight set a lemonade shouldn't they just buy like coke at Costco for the cheapest price and then sell it for yeah

$2 by president select. Yeah. Wow, that takes me back. Summer in the city. OK, what do I hope to find? Yeah, that's it. If you were like, oh, there's a big sale. To me, I'm kind of like, I'm really hoping for like a gooey brownie. I guess my dad who left me when I was, wow.

Muffins? You like muffins? Muffins at a big sale? That's what you would hope for the most. muffins? I like muffins. Really? What kind of muffins?

Booberry. Booberry muffins. Booberry muffins. Booberry muffins. I make good ones from the New York Times. The New York Times reported on this? Yeah, they did. You make good ones?

I make good ones from the New York Times. Lauren Lapkiss is done again. They're done with recipe on the New York Times. That's really good. From muffins? Yeah, from blueberry muffins. I like blueberry muffins. Yeah. Maybe I'd want cookie or a brownie.

Gooe Brownie sounds good. Gooe Brownie. I have never really made amazing brownies. I would like to try. Brownies are so fucking good. They're so good. When a brownie is good, it is tough. And when they're not good, it's really disappointing.

Yeah. Would you rather have a steak or a brownie? Brownie. Every time? Yeah, I think every time. Even if you have not eaten dinner. I like steak fine, but I've enjoyed brownies far more than one.

I would much rather have a brownie over a steak. Yeah. So if you went to a steak restaurant and you would not eat in dinner, and it was your parents, and your parents said, and they're back to life. And your parents said, you can only order more steak. And it was your parents, and your parents said, in their back's life. And your parents said, there's a lot happening here. You can only order one thing.

And they're still in charge of me. Yeah. You can only order one thing on the menu. You would pick the brownie if it's on the menu. If it's a cart that comes around later. You'd, there's no way you would pick this fake. Yeah. And you'd go home and

no way. No way. If I was told you can have one thing... Just one thing on menu. To sustain you for the next three days. Oh, my God. And it was between a steak or a brownie. But they said the brownie was really gooey. I don't know what it's called.

I'd eat the brownie. If you're sustaining for three days meaning you can eat this now and then from the next three days you can't have anything. Yeah. Me saying. Me saying. Me saying. All right, we need to take a break.

Okay. Hey, we're back. And by the way, I wanted to say I went to a concert. Recently, I saw the national. And who opened for them? Sockermami opened. Now, they reach out to you, Paul. Wait, I'm Paul. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah, hello. What is this? They reach out to you to say, to give it to offer us tickets to see the show Which was so nice because I played one of their songs in one of our creatures. Yes, yes hit the post and You I was already going and you guys could not go so yeah, I was said I couldn't go because I was like what a cool

Message to get that was so nice. So I go to this concert and First of all I got I got one person coming up and saying, by the way, I'm a piss big. I love it, love it. And then suddenly watching, was the national on already? I don't think so. Maybe it was in, no, I think the national were there. And suddenly there's a tap on the shoulder and it's the young man who reached out to you and

He was like hi. I just wanted and he talked about he plays in the band and he he talks about how much he loves the show Did he find how did he find you? Did you have a seat that he got you? No, he just found me in the crowd I bet he saw you from the stage. Well, you're a tall man. I don't think so But I'm gonna go get that and I was sitting down Wow his torso is really long. Oh, you might have been the only one sitting down, that's how we recognized you. I was someone's a loser. I will say I was on the aisle.

Who's that old man? Okay. Okay. Who's that old man who shouldn't be going to concerts? Nobody, he talks about how much he loves the show. Oh, that's very nice. That's very nice, thank you. Anyway, so Andy said he was a piss big.

I love it. So it's always great. Anyway, so Andy said he was a Pizz Big. I love it. So it's always great to hear from you Pizz Pigs out there. Shout out to Celebrity Pizz Pig Ryan Goll. That's right. That was flattering to me that he listens to me. My old pal from Bajillion, I hadn't seen him in a while and he confessed to me. The green room of the UCB theater that he is a Pizz Pig. I love it.

Wonderful. All right. We have a three pick. Wonderful. I love it. Wonderful. All right. So we have a feature. We have a feature. The really is. Now what it is is we played this game recently, but we learned from a comment that we were doing it wrong and it's actually really a bad.

A comment was good for once and we learned something. The game, I don't know if it was called umbrella or if it's picnic or what it is, but it's the game we're basically, we can say we're going to a picnic, because I think that's a common one. We love to- We've all been to a picnic earlier. We're basically two people. One person decides what the rule is for the picnic.

Yes. I feel like I haven't been to a picnic in years. Yeah, why would- Like I used to go to them all the time when I was young. All the time? Yeah, I feel like at least three times a year. People would be like, let's be at the silver like a reservoir. Everyone bring cheese.

Everyone bring cheese. Everyone bring one cheese, please. Anyway, it works as one. So it's in the reservoir. All churches, no beverages. One person comes up with the rule for what's allowed the picnic, the other two people try to bring something and the person in charge tells them whether they can bring it or not.

The thing we forgot is the person who knows the rule also has to say one thing they're gonna bring to help. Yes, sure not just asking it everything in the world. Yes, okay. I have it. You have it, yes. Okay.

Hey, how about that picnic, can we come? Depends, can you bring something? Yeah, I'm gonna bring potato salad. No. Oh, I wanted to come. I'm gonna bring potato salad. No. Oh, I wanted to come. I was gonna bring a teddy bear. No, you can't come. No.

I tell you what, I'm gonna bring though. I'm gonna bring a large bowling ball. Okay, a large one. Yeah, like not regulation size. A novelty bowling ball? Sure, okay. You know the kind. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna bring a globe. A novel, do you only want to turn it? Okay, you know the kind.

Yeah. Well, I'm gonna bring a globe. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna allow you to come. Piece of shit. I'm gonna bring a 20 pound weight. 50. 75. A hundred pound weight.

Get it out. 300 pound weight. Up, up more. 8,000 pound weight. Get it out. A 300 pound weight. Up, up, up, more. Eight thousand pound weight. You can come. What are you gonna bring? I'm gonna bring a donut, a metal donut. A metal donut?

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about, right Paul? Yeah, of course. Oh yeah, I do. I'm gonna bring a cement hula hoop. No. No. The fuck are you laughing at? I don't know, because I'm fucking around here.

I'm gonna bring a hairbrush the size of this room. No, you cannot bring that. What? Okay, does it feel so good when it's coming back at me? I'm gonna bring a face mask. What the fuck is up with this guy? What? He's gonna bring a bowling ball, a face mask.

What was he on the other hand? A metal donut, a little, a little, a little meat, What He's gonna bring a bowling ball face mask Metal donut any of the allowing me to bring an 8,000 pound weight I'm gonna bring Big black shoe Yeah, you can come huge black shoe not huge no, but a black a black shoe. Yeah, you can come. Huge black shoe? Not huge, no, but a black shoe, as long as it's a tennis shoe. Okay. I'm going to bring an oversized yoga mat.

No, stay out of this. No, look, I'll tell you what I'm gonna bring is, I'm probably gonna bring a lacrosse dick. Okay. Gonna bring a big basket ball. Yeah, come on in, yeah. I'm gonna bring up basketball hoop. Yeah, you can come.

Yeah, whatever you want. I'm gonna bring, uh, catchers, Mitt. I'm gonna bring a golf club. Yeah, come on in. Sporting equipment. Yeah. Why did my weight have to be 8,000 pounds?

Yes. I don't care how big it was. What was the metal donut? What's the metal donut? That you put around the baseball bat? Oh my God. All right. What do you men's donut? What's the men's donut? That you put around the baseball bat? Oh my God. All right. What do you think it was?

I said, Paul, you know what I mean. Next one. And you went, yeah, I do. I thought it was something dirty. Next. Next. You're the baseball guy. You're the guy.

Anytime somebody says, you know what I mean, I assume it's Phil. That's Phil. I'm ready with my thing. Okay. Hey, who are you? Let me get it that picnic. I'm ready with my thing. Okay. Hey. Who are you? Let me get it that picnic. I'm your neighbor. Yes.

Hi. Next door. I'm your pastor. Yes. I know that. You can solve this both whenever you make a huge life decision. I love this one. I love how I'm making it tomorrow.

I love to come with you picnic. How about this? I'm going to bring some lemonade that cool refreshing drink. No, you can't come. What the fuck? I'm going to bring a collection of vinyl drink. No, you can't come. What the fuck? I'm gonna bring collection of vinyl records. No, you can't come. You know, I'm gonna bring some like little wintery boots.

Hmm. Little wintery boots. All right, well, I'm gonna bring a thick woolly scarf. You can come. I'm gonna bring a thick woolly scarf. You can come. I'm gonna bring a dollhouse. You can't come. I'm gonna bring a dog. Okay.

I'm gonna bring a mink coat. You can come. I'm gonna bring a coat with like a fur lining on it. You can come. Yeah. It's furry thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, pole's turn. All right. Now this is too easy. I know.

That's what I tried to start with. Oh my God, you guys. Oh my God, you guys. Yeah. Oh my God. Brenda. It's me, Brenda. I'm having one of my best picnics. Brenda I'm here too. Brenda. Are you coming to my

picnac? Yeah I'm coming to your picnac. Well what are you gonna bring? Stupid. I was gonna bring a dress you bitch. You can't come I'm sorry. Oh no. Brenda I was gonna bring my calculus textbook. Oh no you can't come I'm sorry. Oh no. I'm gonna bring my calculus textbook. Oh, no, you can't come, I'm sorry. Oh, no. Wait, I was gonna bring a set of keys. Wait, I'm also gonna say what I'm gonna bring, remember? Yeah, sorry. Because we don't wanna be in danger territory.

I'm sorry. I'm gonna bring a fancy picnic basket. Oh. I'm gonna bring a picnic blanket. No, sorry. I'm gonna bring a wicker chair. No, sorry. What are you gonna bring?

Oh, it's kind of. I'm gonna bring a bench to sit on. Okay. Things are a three-dimensional. So I'm gonna bring a tree. Okay, you could come. Okay. things that are three dimensions. So I'm gonna bring, I'm gonna bring like a tree. Okay, you can come. Okay. I'm gonna bring a half-court basketball court.

I mean, okay, you can come. Okay. Okay. What are you gonna bring? Remember, good question, remember? Remember, you told me to eat my own ass that I didn't guess the view time to say. And you've forgotten both times.

And then you're like whatever. I'm gonna bring a patio umbrella, but not the canvas part. Okay. I'm gonna bring a guitar. Okay, good cup. Yeah. I'm gonna bring a slide. I

Don't think you could come. I'm gonna Know you're supposed to say now you're mad at her again Okay, what I'm gonna bring my Dutch clogs. Okay, I'm gonna bring a bed. That's made of wood Okay, I'm gonna bring a bed that's made of wood. Okay, you can cut. I'm gonna bring a bumblebee that's made of wood. Okay, you can cut. I'm gonna bring, oh, at your turn. Cut.

Don't take off. I'm gonna bring a wooden spoon. Okay, you can cut. You're gonna bring a Trojan horse. Okay, you can cut. I'm gonna bring a wooden ornament. Okay, you can cut. I'm gonna bring a piece of paper that used to be wood. Okay, you can cut. I'm gonna bring a piece of paper that used to be wood.

Okay, you could count. I'm gonna bring a door. Okay, you could count. He's a real stupid thing. He's a real stupid thing. Oh, wow. Yeah. Great time, great time.

We fixed it. We fixed it. We redeemed ourselves. Yeah, like played like assholes. And now we fixed it. Like Price redeemed the world with his blood. Yeah. That's right. We fixed it. We redeemed ourselves. Yeah, it's like played like assholes. Like Christ redeemed the world with his blood. Yeah. That's right. Thanks for that. By the way, his blood. Hey, kids, I never said it. Thank you.

Thank you. Hey, no one's ever said this to him before. But thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. Is it time to go? It's like, would it be so bad if I got one? Thank you for going through that. So bad.

I mean, no one asked me to do it, granted. But I did do it. It'd be nice to be appreciated. It could be. You know what, here's what sucks though. Yeah. What? Is that I know we have to go back.

vacuum cleaners. So we didn't ask to be born with sin. In the first way, we didn't ask to be born in the first place. But then we're just, you know, whatever going about our lives, trying the best we can. And then it's like, oh Jesus died for your sins, great. But then it's like, that's all I need to know about it. Now I can just live my life.

But now you can still go to hell? No, you have to do more. Right. What was the whole point? I think this is a good thing to get into right now because we're about to wrap it up. By the way, it's for Jesus, it's transactional love, which I don't appreciate.

How about it, you know what I mean? What's Jesus' love language? Gifts. Gifts, acts of service. Gifts, acts of service. Gifts, acts of service. We were just talking to Lauren. Lauren, Cheney and I were just talking to this last night.

What do you think yours is? My giving love language is gifts, and my receiving is touch. Oh. Yeah. I don't know what I mean. We guessed each other and it was very satisfying. Do you have to do the my do-do quiz or do you just kind of go with what you got right?

No, we read the list and then we just kind of guess. Oh, there's a list. This makes it easier. Yeah. It's narrowed down for you. Yeah. Okay. Mine is just being a good person who does the best he can.

Wow, not on the list. That's not a list, so it's not a style. Yeah, damn it. So therefore you're lying. Yeah. Oh, no, yep. Well, why are? Listen, this is 3DOM, the podcast.

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And then do you guys have shows coming on? I'm sure I do, but it's too far away from me to know right now. Yeah, your phone is too far away from you. No, I just, I don't, I haven't planned that for an event. Yeah. We're probably in the middle of July. No, we're at the end of June, Mike. We're at the end of June, yeah.

I mean, we're not a big fun show at Dynasty, that I'm planning now, but you know, you'll follow my Instagram to see. June, can you give the date at least? No, I don't have the date. Okay. That's how much I don't know yet. Okay, mom, dad. But I have an idea and I have a plan.

Okay, I hate this when you fight. I'm gonna say this though, July 9th, you can go to my show at the wedding. That's what we got for my birthday. For a, you know, shit. When's that's a week after my birthday for you know shit when's sure lock September something yep, and July nope and July July 9th at for it's

Varietopia Lodrum in Highland Park at Apollo TomotTumpkins.com slash live for tickeys. Yeah. And by the comedy bang, bang book, these guys wrote stuff for it. I wrote stuff for it. We all wrote stuff for it. Everyone in the world wrote something for it. It's a nice screen.

And it's good. You like it. It's really fun book. Hopefully you can read. You fucking. There's lots of pictures though. There are lots of pictures. You'll be able to tell what's going on if you can't read. Even if you can't, you fucking. There's lots of pictures though. There are lots of pictures. You'll be able to tell what's going on if you can't read.

Even if you can't, just look at pictures. Yeah, what's wrong with looking at pictures? By the book twice, once for looking at pictures, once for looking at words. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I do. By them for your neighbors too. Just leave them on the doorsteps.

Like how great would that be if one day you woke up and there was a book on your doorstep? Do you know what? I'd be a little creeped. But I wanted to put in the bread aisle of your supermarket. Yeah. I'll tell you what, if I ever go to a supermarket and I'm in the bread aisle and I see a copy of the comedy bang-bang book, I'll sign it for the store.

Oh, that's great. There you go. So all the people who worked there are going to chance to read a page when they have a break or a break. Yeah, we're exactly. Yeah, we're exactly. Yeah, I saw. Bye! I'm the boy!

I'm the boy! you