Threedom - Threevisiting: Baby, Fat Guy, Dog

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss siblings, carrots on sandwiches and play Carnelli.

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I know you're all confused. If you don't know what the five you're going to do here. I'm the girl. My name's Paul. I'm the pizza place. And I'm two guys. You're five guys. Oh, I wish I'm two guys. You're five guys. Oh, I wish I were five guys.

Five guys. That would be fun. Sometimes I wish I were five people. That would be fun to be five people. That's so complicated. Well, I'm a complicated guy. I'm so complicated. I'm so complicated.

I'm so complicated. Do you wish you had a twin? No. I think I'd be pretty cool. I wish for that in the same way I wish for had a twin. No. I think I'd be pretty cool. I mean, I wish for that in the same way I wish for having a sister because I feel like- You don't have a sister? No.

Damn. I missed out. No. What? I would like to know what that person would be like. I think is what I'm wondering. Jane always wanted a sister too. Yeah.

It seems nice. All my friends have sisters. They're close and it's cool. Yeah, but it could be the opposite way. Totally, anything can. Hey, good, baby, yeah, I'm awesome. Well, I'm, of course, that's true. But I think about like, oh, I'd be so interesting to see,

like, I love when I see my friends siblings, I'm like, if they, how they look like or don't look alike, and then I wonder, like, oh, if I had a sister, I they, how they look like or don't look alike, and then I wonder, oh, if I had a sister, I wonder if we would look like or what or. I'm growing. No, you look like your brother, but wearing a wig, right? Yeah, actually, it's not that far. Yeah.

My best friend in high school had a brother who was one year above him, I feel like, and we would hang out all the time, and they were so close, and I was just like, how does this happen? I thought that you hated everyone that you were in force to be in a house with. Well, yeah, I always have to be that too.

My family and I are not, we're not like estranged, but we're not, we're not pales in that way. Although my brothers, I think, do stuff together, but like, and exclude you, or they just, because they live nearer to each other. Because they live nearer to each other. Because they live nearer to each other. That is interesting though, like. Why don't they invite me to the movies? I'm just saying you can invite me.

Of course I can't go. But I have anything that I could. But what if I could? The dynamics between people who have a lot of siblings, like the ways some are close and some aren't. I have a friend who has a sister and a brother and she's not close with the brother at all and he's not really close with the family at all

but then she's close with her sister. Do you ever see the home alone family and go, oh, I wish I had that where it was 10 kids or whatever? I kinda do think that would be really cool. I think that'd be cooler as a parent. I'm like, oh, that'd be really awesome to like. God, it seems like a nightmare to me. Have all the, well yeah, it seems like I wouldn't want 10 kids but I like the I'm like, oh, that'd be really awesome to like, it seems like a nightmare to me. Have all the, well, yeah, it seems like I wouldn't want 10 kids, but I like the idea of like,

I like the idea. I just think adoption is amazing. I've talked about that, but I like the idea of helping a lot of, no, no, no, no, no, especially on this nice topic. Um, do we make a rule that if it's a nice topic, we can talk about it again. Okay. Who is the adjudicator of it? It's nice or not. Me. Um, I like the idea of helping a lot of children. Right. Well, maybe becoming a foster parents where. Yeah, it's so challenging. Yeah. Doesn't like come and go and I think that's so hard.

Yeah, I know. And it's hard on the kids. Glepa's still, you know, uh, close with her sponsor family. And they still see each other and, you know, that is really nice. That's a really cool situation that she had close with her sponsor family and they just each other and that is really nice. That's a really cool situation that she had like a sponsor family worth. I thought what they did was so amazing. Uh, in cool up documentary, which I got a special preview of, but you'll get to see everyone in her movie when they, when the parent, the sponsor parents start talking about the fish. Yes. What was it? They're talking about fish, the Barney Miller spin off. Yeah, that's right.

The band. They just do it like it's a very, it's a very, you know, normal people think that you don't often see in these situations where they, there's like a brief sidebar where they talk about what? Never had that kind of fish before and it was very good. I really enjoyed it. Yeah, they're so nice. They're so normal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I found them very endearing. Yeah, it was great Let me tell you something though. Yeah, grow up in a family with six kids. It was no picnic for anybody. Yeah That's interesting. Well, where the challenges? Yeah Well, I think that my mom was Burn out, you know, and I think that it's just on parinets fucking a lot

Yeah, I don't think I could really handle a lot. Did she have a job or was she, yeah, both my parents worked, yeah. Really, where were she work? She, she was the receptionist for her brother's piano tuning company. Whoa, so, he had a small business.

Yeah, her brother had a small business tuning pianos and she would answer the calls of like, well, okay, play me a C. And then they'd play a C and she'd go, nope. You gotta come in here. I bring that piano. Oh. Okay, I think we have a good handle on what you're monitoring.

I mean, it's not far from that, I guess. Well, we're some of the worst parts of being one of six. And how many bathrooms did you have and how many bedrooms did you have? We had, I glummed onto your question, even though they're not related. I'll take the second question first, and then I'll answer your question, Lauren.

Okay. We had three bathrooms for, we had three flat-team parents, there were three floors to the house. Okay. So eight people? Eight people? Yes, eight people. My mom rich. So eight people? Yes.

Eight people. My mom had to work. At it's height. Five children and they had one bathroom. Bitwix them all. Oh my God. Just hearing that all day. Yeah, we lived in a, we lived in a,

my turn in a duplex. We lived in a duplex. My cousins lived right next door. They had seven kids. And the exact same house. Yeah. Seven kids to parents as well. So nine people over there and then eight in you.

Eight in you. Eight in your house. Eight in your house. Nine in their house. Nine in their house, yes. And I'm sorry, everyone's related. It was two and a half baths. Okay.

Okay. And everyone, simply everyone was related. And the bedrooms, it everyone simply everyone was related. And the bedrooms it was 17 people all related to houses three and a half baths. That's the new just the 10 of us. 17 people all related to houses three and a half baths. Find out what happens when they stop being polite and start being real. And knock down all the walls and stare at each other naked. I did have I had set up with my my cousin Doreen. We were very close. We went all through

school together and we at one point were you the same age? Yeah, we're the same age. And we tried to do a code or we would tap on the wall to each other because our bedrooms shared a wall. Wait, so these were attached? Is it duplex? Oh, sorry. Duplex, motherfucker. You said duplex, so that not mean anything to you. You feckless cunt.

Oh my. Hey, Samantha B. Oh, who's that? Samantha B. Don't say feckless in my house. So we set up this code, which was essentially, I'm not going to say feckless. No, I'm just like imagining what the code is. What is it? So we set up this code, which was essentially, no, I'm just like imagining what the code is.

What is it? The code was basically, it's not well thought out. It was one tap for every letter. Of the alphabet? Yeah, so you did 26. A was. Yeah, exactly. Oh my God.

Exactly. We didn't do this didn't last very long. Yeah. And also I was using a hammer to do the taps and I hammered a hole in the wall. Yeah. Great. That's what those tools do. Yeah.

And what, how did you explain the hole in the wall? I didn't know. I hit it. I hit it with clothing. What? You're in the closet. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay. okay, okay, okay.

Yes, I was like, I imagine you like hanging your pajamas over it every day. You're absolutely right. I dressed it up like a person. Oh, mom, you know my roommate. It has a mouth. Yeah. You shared a room.

We, yes, we shared rooms for in various combinations over the years. And was it exciting when you switched on your or someone else? Yes, it was. Well, basically what would happen is one person would leave. Like so, so as people were growing up

and moving out of the house, some people would be teenagers and would need more space or something I would imagine, or at least be gone. Well, it was like the older you got, the more likely you were to get more space. So at one point, I think,

maybe two of my sisters were sharing a room and one had a room to herself on the third floor. And then, no, it wouldn't have been, it would have been maybe, maybe they each had their own bedroom, the girls each had their own bedroom. And then, because I remember they're being a poor, no, where my brothers and I were all in one room. I remember us all being a couple of people. How many brothers? Two. Two. So three of you were in one room. Two brothers, three sisters, yes.

And then, so four bedrooms, the girls all had their own room. And then the three brothers were all together. Yes. And my parents had their bedroom. Wow. Where they did it. They did it at least six times. Why not seven?

Oh, there's only six of you. Yeah. So one time just for practice. One time for fun? Come on. How are we gonna do this? Have a little fun with it. Try a position, make sure you like it.

Do it one time. Six, that is. Six, that is. This sounds like song lyrics. Six, that is. Six, that is. Fellas, take my advice. I love those five of us.

Five of us is in old 50 songs stars here's how to have six kids Position One time I learned it from me Six that is Where was there a lot of fighting oh yeah, oh yeah cool the cooling man I play the whole wall man. Did you wrestle? I played the whole of the wall on him. Did you physically fight or just scream?

Both. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And with my older brother, and I know I've talked about this before, but maybe not on this show. Spanking? Yeah, ready? Spanking alert.

My older brother was so much bigger than me that it was like, what could I do? You know what I mean? It got physical does he would just pin me in the mess difference from the oldest to the youngest We were my sister. Well, let's see Who's the oldest we're all like it was first. There was the three girls and the three boys necessarily as the oldest. Yeah, and We were we were all like roughly three years apart Okay, so then what was the And we were all roughly three years apart.

So then what was the, what would that mean? So then that would be 18 or 15 years older than you? Yeah, yeah. No, no. Less than that because. Less 12-ish, 13. She's I think 62 now and I'm about to turn 50. Right, yeah, so okay, so 12.

So maybe two years in between all of you. Is that right? Hmm, interesting. My little brother's three years younger than me. Okay, and I believe in you. Oh, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I thought you were the youngest, so I, okay, so 15 is correct. 15 is correct. Well, if I were the youngest, I would have gone all that attention.

And we would never have met. That's right. Happy, yes. Well, and there's only two, it's different. Yeah. It kind of is different. Were you Lauren, were you and your brother, Powell's growing up? Oh, yeah, we got along.

I tagged along with him a lot and tried to hang out with him and his friends, and my mom would make him take me. Why, you kids sit, you have to be. Yeah, I really was that. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, let's play what I want to do with everyone. I want to get stuck by bees But I would like watch and die games my girl. Yeah, I know, but she didn't die the boy did she didn't die I don't know who died Thomas. I never saw it. We've talked about this

I've also said my girl to is one of my favorite no spanking high No spanking high No spanking high no spanking comma. I We always got along we like to watch TV together and you know hang so it was chill you like to Netflix and chill We like to chill And yeah, there's not much to say about it, but then he went to call Sorry, I'm just thinking I'm not interrogating you I'm thinking if there's anything interesting I could add,

but not really. I remember him going to school and leaving, I go into college and that period, I don't, I think that was when I got a little more like adult in my life. When he was in college and how old were you? I was, he was three grades older than me. So I was like, so.

Three years? No, but not three years. Because I yeah, my birthday but two and a half ish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's, you know, whatever about three about three. Um, but yeah, uh, that was cool. That was cool. So you were you were a sophomore and then you really came into your own and you were like, you know what? This is who I am. I'm my own person. I'm party. You party? I have parties. I have parties. Do you remember the first time you ever drank alkihaw? That, yes.

I was, well, I guess officially, I probably didn't high school with like, Mike's hard lemonade though. That's what we always drink. But I barely got drunk out of that. Isn't where they're dating Mike now? And you used to drink his heart lemonade? Yeah, now I drink his hard fudge.

You switched midstream. I think you were gonna say something else. I was. Don't want to let that out on this show. You don't want to say it? So you don't remember the first first time though? Not really. I don't. Because it was so common.

It was, well, it was never really a moment where that was like crazy or something. I guess it was like a little exciting one time we got some extra lemonade. We always drink that, but it's good. It's good. I wasn't really a drinker in high school. That was so. I wasn't either. Yeah.

It's funny that the difference in age in this, it manifests over in this way that when I was in high school, there were no options like that. It was just beer and that was it. This was like right before. Right on the cusp because I'm a little bit younger than you. Yeah. When we had the wine cooler, yeah. But the first time I remember I was doing stand up when Zima came out

because it was a big stand up finish line. It was very exciting. Zima has been used on agents, marvels, agents of shield. Sorry, I meant it into marvels, agents of shield. As a, in like a really funny way, I can't tell whether it is a, it is an integration, a product integration. If so, it's very successful.

Wait, do you remember when people would ice people with smart off ice and you had to nail and drink it? On Terras house, all these guys were drinking smart off ice when I was like, this is so funny, they're standing in a bar as if it's a cool drink to have. I'm mainly talking about the shabby. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Wow. I remember when Zima came out, there was a comedian that we knew named Roger Cailer, who was an impressionist, and he was the only person I ever saw do a great impression of William Hurt. And I remember him ending Hurt. William Hurt, yeah. He did like the typical people that you would expect.

William Hurt is the only person you should ever listen to read the polar express. It's an old tape, my family. I've said this for years, Lauren. His voice is so great. He ended the impression by saying, I have a great neck. But he became the spokesman for Zima when they launched the drink.

He was like the guy in the commercial. He was seeing because they were like a little hat. Was this in Philly? He, no, no, he was not a Philly guy. He was the national Zima guy. How did you know him though? How was he? I knew him from comedy. Meaning he would pass through Philly. He would pass through. Okay. It's like a pass through. He did a pass through. How cool. It was very cool. How long did it last I wonder? It lasted a while. They made a big push

for Zima. They really, really, really tried. It's still around, I think. I want to try it again. I don't feel like I've had one in 20 years. It's good. I think it'd be good. Have you watched, this is not related. Have you watched the Steve Martin and Martin Short special?

Not yet. I really liked it. Okay. I saw them do a when Martin Short's book came out. When you have a book coming out, I guess, you do these, there are events that you do around town, where you do readings of it or some stuff, like there's a, why are you acting like this?

I don't know, I'm trying to say what it is to myself. I'm trying to figure it out, but there's not in bookstores. I mean, in a theater, there is like LA Times books or something puts on these stuff, or something, but I can like a not in bookstores. I mean, like in a theater, there is like L.A. Times books or something puts on these things or something. But I can't remember what it was. John Hodgeman did one of those. I saw it at the ACE.

Yeah. So I went to this one where Martin Short had his book come out and they were like, oh, Steve Martin is going to host this one. And I was like, well, then I'm going to go see this. Yes. And it was so funny because it was basically Steve Martin knowing he had to ask Martin short questions and then coming up with joke questions that were all like jokes. Yeah.

All stuff like he would do on the Academy Awards or whatever. It would start off like a question and then have a zinger at the end. You know, when he hosted the Oscars, it was, I remember it being so funny. Yeah. I remember the jokes being really good. And then it never was good again. The Oscars ever? Yeah, well, I feel like the jokes are...

The one I remember is... They're just the same over and over and over again. The one I remember is... I still have things to say. No. Eat, drink man, woman. That's what you want to say? No, no, he was talking about the movie.

Eat, drink, man. Not Jack 24. Jack 24, you big. Eat drink man woman You want to say no, no he was talking about the movie eat drink and not jack 24 Jack, but 24 big. Excuse me eat drink man woman That's the joke that's the joke is he was saying and the movie eat drink man woman came out this year or Which is also what Arnold Schwarzenegger said to Maria Schreiber on their first date Right, well now you're just proving my point. Okay. He was great though. I also thought they had a missed opportunity they should have called it Steve Martin

Shored. Oh, maybe I just like will afford to much. What a hell. Before and after. You are both on your phone right now. I mean, we are trying to tape a show. What a hell? Yeah. Before and after. You are both on your phone right now. I mean, we are trying to tape a show. I have a millennial, Scotch.

I'm going to talk about it, Scot. Don't worry, Scot. This is Millpert Husky. Paul just said he does. Oh, God. It's a big baby. And he's with a little Husky. She's, okay, Lauren is showing an Instagram, I guess, of a baby.

It's a big fat British baby. I just think everyone needs to know. It's loading very slowly. Does he have a British accent? Like goo goo. Oh, like goo goo. Oh, like goo goo. Oh, it's Millie and Rupert's journey.

Okay, thanks for that Lauren. Well, it's not loading, so I'm sorry. Here's my friend. One of the things that I love. Then you just showed us a fat guy? Well, I don't think he'd appreciate that. Well, don't say who it is then because like, One of the things that I love then you just showed us a fat guy Well, don't say who it is then because like here. I'll show you a picture of someone fat and then a dog What are we doing? Maybe fat guy dog?

Baby fat guy dog baby fat guy dog. Yeah That could be a feature where you have to Big of a name you have to come up with a baby and then a fat guy. A baby, a fat guy or a dog's name. And how about I'll do it right now. Okay. Okay, Albert. Dog.

Baby. Fat guy. Fat Albert. That's not Albert. Come on. Okay. He's right. He's right.

All right, let me think of one. Bastard. Fat guy. Bastard. Thank God you've got it. That's it. Let me do one. All right. Chance.

That guy. That chance. Yeah. Okay, here's one. Boss. Baby. Yeah, boss baby. All right, I got it. Baby. Yeah. Boss baby. All right.

I got it. Lip. That lip from the far side. Yeah. That's right. All right. Here's from the far side. Yeah.

Is it from the far side? I thought I thought that cartoon. I forgot that there was a band. Yeah. Spelled differently. Oh, the far side PHA. That's right. Here's my.

Robert. That guy dog. Or baby. That Robert. Baby Robert. Robert dog. I can't say baby. That guy.

That's a dog. Help. What? I just picked a dog named Robert? What, I just picked a dog, you named Robert Yeah, I just picked a dog named Robert Yeah That's how we play, right? I love I got one

Okay Santa Claus So shit Oh, this is a fucking tough one It's a dog bitch It's a dog bitch It's a dog bitch It's a dog bitch It's a dog bitch It's a dog bitch It's a dog bitch Santa Claus is a dog bitch is a good name for a dog. Yeah, what's your dog? He's name it's a dog bitch

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Terms and burns, welcome to Terms and Burns. Where we're talking about turns and then we're burning each other. That's right. So, terms of service, do you agree to them no matter what? No. No, I got a bird. Yeah.

Ah! Oh, guys. I like when there are videos of animals being patient with babies. Yeah, it's very sweet. Who were like grabbing their ears instead? Yeah, my nephews were just visiting and my pets were very patient with them and I was very happy. Oh, good.

That's important. I know, it's nice. It's a you don't want your baby. You know, you got to get rid of the dog. You got to get rid of the dog. You got to get rid of the dog. You got to get know what the baby is, eating bad, the dog, and the guy to get the rid of the dog. To real cry in the dark, then you go on trial for murder?

Yeah. The myth made you hit. I wasn't asking you guys a question. Yeah. Shoot. Shoot like, hey, do you like grocery shopping? And do you like to go to grocery store in a different neighborhood than your only, if you're a buy one and do all the shopping,

or is it like you'd rather be in your store where you know where everything is? Well, I'll tell you, I do like grocery shopping, but I like to be at home. So you order your groceries? I meant, been my neighbor. You're a local store. Oh, it's my local store.

You like to go to the local store. I like to go to my grocery freezer. I like to go to my grocery freezer. Yes, I like to know where everything is. Sometimes, but I always like to walk down every single aisle, no matter what. Of course. We have, there's a grocery store chain, small chain, and we moved from a neighborhood where we went to this one

to a neighborhood where we go to another in the same chain, but everything is slightly different. And it drives you crazy. It's fucking, I feel like I finally got a handle on it. Yeah. Because I still go to both, because the one is near the UCB. And so I'm there, I end up there a lot. And it's just different enough to be maddening.

Yeah. But I feel like I finally got a handle handle it. I like going to different grocery stores to see the differences and to see certain products that you would never get to see. It's what I used to like about going to different record stores is like, oh shit, they, they, or, because once I have round records. Well, no, once you figure out like,

I've got pot chips. I don't even know what, at what age I realized how stores worked of the people who own the store order things and the things are brought. Like I guess I, what? Your journey with retail is amazing because I remember when you figured out you could order a sandwich in a deli.

Yes. Like what a hit dog was doing. I was 16. Oh yes. No, but here's what I mean. Like I was once in a record store and Oh, yes. No, but here's what I mean. I was once in a record store and I assume, I guess I had just assumed they had all the records and if they didn't have something, it's because someone bought it.

You're right. And then I asked the store, hey, do you have this album and they were like, no, but we could order it for you. And I was like, what? What does that mean? They're like, yeah, just tell me what it is, give me the serial number on it, and we'll order it and it'll be here for you in a few weeks. And I was like, how did it really? And then it sort of dawns on you like,

okay, if you go to the grocery store, like all Ralph's don't have the exact same thing. So they make decisions based on how much space they have in the store of like, oh, we're gonna order that. So I guess I would, I'm trying to say, is I like going to different stores to see like, oh shit, I've never even heard of this type of ice cream or this type of chip, oh, we're gonna order that. So I guess I, what I'm trying to say is I like going to different stores to see like, oh, shit, I've never even heard of this type of ice cream or this type of chip or whatever.

But at the same time, I don't really like, I find it very frustrating being in grocery stores and trying to find stuff. Can I tell you a secret? I like velvita cheese. Ooh. And I notice that the one gelson's that we used to go to has velvita cheese,

but the one we go to now doesn't have it. Yes. And it's really where like what a snobby thing. Yeah, I go, oh no, we wouldn't have that. Well, similarly, when I was going to subway all the time, the one subway by my house had carrots, had shredded carrots, and I would always add it. And then to a sandwich? To a sandwich, yeah shredded carrots, and I would always add it.

And then to a sandwich? To a sandwich, yeah, yeah, because I was just basically trying to get... No, no. Sorry. What's wrong with carrots on a sandwich? That's weird. It's like having sprouts and chips.

Oh, it's not. No. Carrots? It's not. It's just added fiber. Wait, can we completely eat it? You can say that all you like, but it's not normal. It's not normal.

Yeah. You've never had carrots on a sandwich before. No. Never and wouldn't ever do it. I'm not talking about whole carrots. I'm talking about shredded carrots. Okay, little bit. I know what you're talking about.

I'm, this is not crazy. Yes, it is. It is. No, it's not. I'm going to do it to a whole. Shev'n, like vegetarian. It's a little crazy. Vegetarians have carrots on their sandwiches all the time.

They have to. They don't have enough options. What's wrong with having carrots on this anyway? It's, it's for little crazy. But Syrians have carrots on their sandwiches all the time. They have to. They don't have enough options. What's wrong with having carrots on this anyway? It's stupid. It's far south. I don't like an assality either. Well, that's not how you're getting it. No, here's the thing.

I'm talking to two insane people. No? You are insane. Two insane people. I'm not normal. Wait, so I'm sorry. If everyone in the room does the grids you, you're in a room with a bunch of insane

St. You to be a S And I am visiting you You sleep there and then you're like why is everybody so crazy? And that's not gonna hold well, it's what I was used to when I was in the army I got back home and I just that bed is too comfortable for me sir. Yes, sir Um, sir, I don't I don't like carrots unless they are like,

you know, we're just talking about you don't like carrots. Yeah, that's right. I'd say, I'd die just like a bitch. I like carrots, I'd never been ranch. I did a min homies. I put them in a salad. What I don't do is put them on a sandwich. I don't put them on a pizza.

Okay, no, that's weird. If I don't put them on a pizza, why would I put them on a sandwich? Wait, you don't put them on a pizza. I love pepperoni sandwiches. I don't put them in popsicle There's a but what about on the Thai chicken pizza from California pizza kitchen? That's when I put them on yeah, they're on pizza there and it's good. Yep wait carrots are on pizza there. Yeah There's one exception now The proves the rule Now for sandwiches it. The proofs the rule.

Now for sandwiches, it'll never be true. Well, my point was I went to another subway and I was like, oh, and all of carrots in there, like, we don't have carrots. And I was like, because it's weird. And I got, I was like, what? But all subways have carrots. Anyway, I'm going to put this on my Twitter. I'm going to put that dot, but I put this on my put that dot put put

put carrots on a sandwich but carrots shredded get say shredded carrots have you ever put shredded carrots on a sandwich? Yes, no tweet. Okay, let it let's get the results at the end of our show. If I did it right, I would have said yes would be the first option. And this next option would be that's insane. I know, but I didn't want to swing.

You don't want to swing. Because you're a good person. I'm trying to be real. Oh, the votes are coming in. There's 13 votes. I won't tell you the person. Who's the votes are coming? How long the polls open?

Oh, 24 hours. 24 hours, wow. Okay, well, let's stop now and come back 24 hours. Only we could do that in our democracy. Oh, oh, oh. I wish it was 24 hours for okay well let's stop now and come back 24 hours. Only we could do that in our democracy. Oh Wish it was 24 hours for every decision I wish I watch 24 hour I did not have sexual relations with that one. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did not have sexual relations with that woman

I did not have sexual relations with the woman. Can I finish? relations with that woman. Oh, I do not have this at all. Relations, what the woman? Can I finish? I need an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an We've gone insane. That's one of the weirdest songs ever actually. When you really think about rock, so crazy. It was knowingly weird. It's so crazy. I remember my high school, someone did a dance performance to that.

I hope you. Yes. Someone. I was like, rock, me, Abbedaise. Lauren almost danced. She basically held up her hand. Slightly. When you were singing the other day.

Yeah, you're. I know. No, you know there was that, but then also you were seeing the hand on the hip and the pointing upwards. The purpose of the point upwards. Yeah. So they did a dance routine. So me, I'm a day. Well, first of all, he was German, but it was and the movie on the day has had been out. It was knowingly like that was back at a time in music where you intentionally made weird songs to get attention.

Oh. Well, and also you glombed onto a thing that was already popular. Yeah. Like, when Neil Diamond did that ET song. Yeah, turn on. I couldn't believe, when I heard that song, I was like, is this about ET? I got so excited. I was like, is this fucking about ET?

I couldn't believe what I found out it was not, it was not like license by, yeah. I thought it was, I was like, this is so fucking cool. You know, that was just so moved by the movie. He did what? He wrote a song that was essentially about ET. Turn on your heart light, dude.

No, I know that song. Let it shine wherever you go. Let it make a happy glow for all the world to see. That's lame. Lame? To be like, ET? I don't know.

ET? That's got my juices flowing. I want to flow my juices into my music machine. Here's, honest question. If aliens came down to Earth and they looked like ET, yeah, that's welcome. Yeah. No, honestly.

Sir, you're going. No, honestly, like, if you're compatible and you could have children, it was, it was like, eventually we would, eventually we would breed with them, wouldn't we? Yeah, those fingers, yeah. What do you mean, why would we? fingers. Yeah. What do you mean it? Why would we? No, Scott? Eventually, it looks like a weird hairless monkey. Oh, so it's all about looks for you. Yeah.

ET's fucking cool. No, you wouldn't you wouldn't have sex with it. There's no okay. No one say he's not cool. He's very cool. You could still fuck him and kiss at the same time because his neck rides is so that's true That's true. Are you used to Fucking someone to not be able to kiss them at the same time when I'm not gonna I think that we would eventually breed with them And it would do you think that I don't know like wait some people would be into it Do you think that I don't know like we some people would be into it there There's people are there won't breed with other humans that look slightly different Yeah, there's people who won't do that but people will will you say you're one of those people that

I don't think it's like I don't think it's like an animal because with an animal you can't gain consent It's not an animal. with an animal you can't gain consent. It's not an animal, no, but it can't talk. He can't talk. He could talk. You're saying so Stephen Hawking, he's spoken broken. Should never have been able to have sex is what you're saying because he can't talk.

He could talk before he could talk. Oh, so there's a cutoff. If you could talk at one time, you can have sex. I do think, yeah, actually. I'm gonna stand by that. I think it's pretty safe to say. So the person in the diving bell in the butterfly, who's blinking, should never have sex, because we don't know if they're actually giving consent.

I'm gonna guess if they blink that they want to fuck. That's my point. E.G. can press a- But they can't- They can't take- E.G. want to fuck. Be kept like when he wants to stop. Imagine if you are an exception to somebody

you have to look at them the whole time. These are the problems with- To see if they blink. These are the problems with anyone who can't communicate verbally. Not anyone. Who are all these people you're worried about? Who am I worried about?

You're worried about people who won't fuck ET. Well, I think it's, I think it's, you know, I don't think it's very cool to just say I'm not gonna fuck ET because he happens to look different. Here's what's cool. ET, here's it's, I think it's, you know, I don't think it's very cool to just say, I'm not gonna fuck E.T. because he happens to look different. Here's what's cool, E.T. Here's what's not cool, not fuck E.T. He's a... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like a new breed of... But we don't know for compatible even. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like if ET's mom came over, had a vagina,

you realized that... What is this mom? Okay, sister. Sister, sure. It was her friend. Or it was a good age. No, I'm saying like through a various... What, you hear this?

This is mom. Well, I see, his mom could be the same age, because they had no rules. They also could be backwards, like Benjamin this, his mom. Well, he's playing it. His mom could be the same age, because they have no rules. They also could be backwards, like Benjamin, but no rules. So, but what I'm saying is through a series of trial and error, we find out that we are able to have babies. Three series of trial and error. I'm not saying that, you know,

I don't know, nature finds a way or whatever, but. Look before, I'm sorry. This is the same as arguing to fuck a dog. No, because a dog cannot, does not, you know, you don't know whether a dog likes it or not. All right, so I'm ET, okay? Put the moves on me. Hey, what's up?

Ouch. Sorry that I poked you in your vagina. Ha ha ha you put the boots on. Yeah. When I said, what's up? I poked you with the vagina. I was saying, I was just because I don't know that many words. Well, how does ET, here's a good question. How does ET communicate with other ET's?

Let, oh, well that's like, why is that a good question? It's, are, do they, do they have a bad question? Do they have a alien language? I can't remember the movie all the time. I don't remember them saying anything to each other. Yeah, alien language? I can't remember the movie, all right? I don't remember them saying anything to each other. Yeah, that's the, I don't remember them communicating. No, I think they communicated through like, telecommunications.

The symbols? Oh, it was telecommunications. Well, then, well, that is the, well, then how come they didn't know telecommunications? Telecommunications when you can move things. No, no, no, but remember when like, What do you call it? One of the kids telepathy.

Yes. Yeah, when one of the kids was feeling what ET felt? Well, no, like, remember they were sick because ET was sick or whatever. That's why I'm saying he doesn't have control because he only feels with the kid. Well, so then what if ET is putting his feelings into a human and then you're having sex with a human, but it's like you're having sex with a human, but it's like you're having sex with ET. As long as it's like I'm having sex with ET, I'm in.

Okay. How it, what are the words that ET learned on earth? You learned Alch. Fone home. Fone home. Elliot. Yeah. I'll be right here, which was a full sentence,

there's only four sentences. Yeah. Well, and one can presume, if he wasn't getting sick and had to go back to his own planet, that he could have learned several words and several sentences and be completely fluent in it. Of course, I just wanted to nail down what he actually said. Yeah, the phrase you have to, the phrase the pays.

You'd have to figure out exactly what he wants to say. Exactly what he wants to say. Exactly what he wants to say with each thing. So if you're like, say for word, you're like, okay, so if you say, out, we're gonna stop what we're doing. If you say, Elliot, I'm gonna keep going harder. What if he's not fucking Elliot? Is that okay for us? If I was having sex with someone,

they call out someone else's name, Elliot. That would ruin it for me. No, but if you know it was your go word, I don't know, it'd be distracting. What if the go word? I could get out of my head. Yeah. Alright, maybe so, okay.

I just think good. I'm like, oh, you wish Elliot was here. We never got to see, E.T. was naked, but we never got to really see down there, did we? He never pulled up his trunk. His trunk. He had a big, um, he had a big, like,

it's true. It's true. It's true. Covering, look, it's true. It's true. Covering whatever was down there. Yeah. Peanuts or pussy, fapper area. Did you know that Albert, that owls, owls have really long legs? What?

Yeah. I thought they had just claws or whatever. No, somebody there when they fly, there's a picture. You can find it online of, I don't know if it's all owls or just this one type of owl. Weird owl, but it's this one weird owl Then you have long ways. We're not does have long. He does he can put him behind his Okay, you know what he can put him behind his neck. That's part of his act Story

I mean did on my show. Yeah, he used to used He used to like play, I feel like he used to play a courtyn with his foot behind his head. That's wild. Crazy. Look up. Okay, Shaven, look up. Shaven. Owl, Yankevic.

Don't put weird in there because we don't want to add any judgment on it. But, foot behind or leg behind head or something like that. Okay. I'm gonna look up how long owls legs are. Okay, what are you gonna look up? Can we take a break because I want a pee. Okay, let's take a break, we'll be right back.

We're back, Lauren, how's that pee? We're back, Lauren, how's that pee? We're back, Lauren, how's that pee? We're back, Lauren, how's that pee? We're back, Lauren, how's that pee? We're back, Lauren, how's that pee? We're back, Lauren, how's that pee? We're back, Lauren, How's that? Peep. We're eating. I love to put pepe in toy toy. Do you want to hear the results of the poll? Yeah, what do we got? Okay, have you put shredded carrots on a sandwich? I just wrote a sandwich. I hate typos.

Um, 31% say yes. 69% say no. How many% say no? 69. Awesome. Guy Branham says a Hummacy Vegelly sandwich and knees them. Ah someone says love me some bond love me a bond me

a Bonnie yeah, yeah, yeah, Bung me. I'm going to say bond me. Mm-hmm. Theory all veggies will answer yes, me days. We'll say no on you. Bung me.

Yes. Oh my God. A tuna sandwich with shredded carrots is going to be my last meal. Yes, tuna sandwich with shredded carrots is great. Oh, no. Tredi carrots on tuna is great. No, guys, no more. You don't like carrots.

I don't like carrots. You are the carrot. Not the person I talked to about this. Talk to me about carrot. No, tuna sandwich with carrots is great. Great, great. I haven't put them on myself, but I almost got a sandwich at a sprouts, and I came with carrots, and it was terrible.

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Gross. See, you guys are not people to talk to about sandwiches. You don't like tuna salad, what? You're not gonna eat tuna salad. I don't. You guys gotta, what don't you like? Scott, you're a shooter salad. I don't. You guys gotta, what don't you like, Scott, you're so great. Yeah, what do you like, everything? No, I don't like, why don't you eat a rock sandwich?

I don't like peppers, I don't like candolo. Peppers, I think peppers are a pleasure. And you don't like, there's something else, normal that you don't like, and I'm trying to think, oh, I know what it is, raw tomatoes. No, I like raw tomatoes on sandwiches. I don't like the ones that are, what am I trying to say?

The cherry tomatoes? Cherry tomatoes, I don't like cherry tomatoes. I like cherry tomatoes. I like them in half, I don't like to bite into it. I like, I don't mind it. I like tomatoes and pastas a lot. I used to get like a... Tomato pasta?

At Cafe Corriale. No, I used to get a... Oh my God, I go with Cafe Corriale. These to make a really great, just... Favorite job you ever had. I had a guess so. I loved it. Was that a good job?

It was great. I made some good money. It was my last job before I turned pro. You got to meet five of the members of Chicago. That's cool. It was cool. Oh, it was nice. Oh, it was nice.

Yeah. Oh. What was the best job you've ever had? Oh. I always liked babysitting. I was like my main way of making money before I started making money acting. And I loved it because I liked to have a personal connection

with the family and watching a kid grow up. And I liked because I could change what we did every day. I didn't have to like do the same thing every day. So I liked that. So were you baby sitting for a number of years for the same child and several days a week or was it? Yeah, depending on the family, but most, for the most part, I would, I wouldn't really be with someone longer than a year, but I would see them a few times a week. Right. Yeah, and then some I reconnect with later, and like they're like growing up now. Are they growing up now?

Oh, wow. One of the girls is like in high school now that was like, my, one of my favorite girls baby set when I lived in New York, and she was just so cute and we had the best time. She was five. But it was so fun. I would pick her up from school

and then hang out for a couple hours and just, but I liked that kind of job. Mm-hmm. Just a zamanotonous. Yeah. I don't like my jobs, I think the job I enjoyed the most when I think about it. You loved how I read it.

I did a lot of retail jobs. And the one that was the most fun was this place called In General on South Street. It's not there anymore. And it was a weird store where they sold sort of like novelties on the first floor and then cool housewares on the second floor. That would be like how this sounds.

Yeah, it was actually kind of a neat store. What kind of novelties like fake poo? There honestly, there was stuff like. It was like Spencer's gifts kind of novel thing. But not quite as crass, you know, right, right. There was a fake bar. Was there fake P? There was not fake P. No. For drug tests, not even a cup.

Which is not about handed someone. They sound like someone's cup of noodle. Like it's like, has like a paper top on it and you can peel it off and take it into your drug test. P into it. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you.

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It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. It's not about you. Well, that's why they give it a fake label.

Well, it's called, if you look closely, it says, CUP P noodle. CUP P noodle. And they're like, oh, yeah, sure, just take that into the bathroom. It's like the one-hitter that looks like a cigarette. Yeah, I'm not feeling every- But I like that job because the people that I worked with were a lot of fun. It was the most, where, it was the job where there were the most people that were like me,

like the same sensibility, you all. Re-calfers was like that for me. We had fun together, yeah. The year I worked at Marie Caldars, I made such great friends with everyone. We hung out every night together after work. Wow. You know, we made so much fun. We did, honestly, that was my very first restaurant, and I assumed all restaurant jobs were like this,

and I came to realize just the managers were insane or whatever, but at the end of the night, they'd be like, okay, who wants to take what home? And I would take home like five pies and quesonts and like all the bakery stuff. And then when I went to work at, like, Baker Square was another job that I had a few years later. And they would throw away all pies

that were left over and into a dumpster that they would then lock. Because of... That is crazy. Yeah, you find out later, it's like, well, we can't give it away to organizations or the homeless people because what if they get sick with it,

then we're liable for it. So if you give it away to me. Sephora does the same thing with products where they'll throw them out and then like lock the dumpster because people would, we're doing a lot of dumpster types to get all this amazing. Sure. That you could just cut off one layer of and then it's like,

right, it costs 70 bucks and you got it for free. So they'll throw a makeup because it's just been there on the shelves for too long. They do, like people, you can return anything to Sephora. There's like a rule that you could do. Did no questions asked. Yeah, you can open it and use it

and you're like, I don't like it. Which I always forget to do because I buy things and they're wrong. And I would do that with shirts for certain jobs that if I had a catering job or whatever, and they were like, oh, you need a white shirt, a white button up or whatever. This is, you know, when I had no money,

I would go buy it where it wants, return it. And I remember returning it wants to raw stress for less. And then I'm going like, well, you obviously wore this. There's like a ring around the collar. I'm like, well, I tried it on, yeah. I tried it on, how does it say of the year? That's right, right through it. But they started locking the dumpsters.

There was like a whole thing, where we could go find the ones that are still not locked, because you can get Thousand dollars of makeup on right. Yeah, but it's because people could get get sick because if someone used a mascara Yeah, but I always found something. But I mean hold on a second if it's in a fucking dumpster. At your risk. Right. It's trash. It's like how do you sue? Hey, I went in your trash can. They ate this food and now I'm gonna sue you. Hey, I went in your trash can, and they ate this food, and now I'm gonna sue you. Yeah, yeah. And they started apparently hiding where they dumped the stuff.

Like what? Oh, this is like a treasure. This is like a treasure. And I'm like kind of a thing, Jackie Johnson has a podcast called Nachbude, it's all about makeup. And so she kind of went on like a hunt, trying to figure this out and called Sephora as an all these different things.

And some of them like take their trash, like a whole different part of the mall. It's like you wouldn't even be able to find it from the outside. Yeah. Crazy. Jackie cracks me up. She's the fun.

She's the most Texas person I've ever been to. Yes. Hey guys, we gotta do a feature. Well, okay. We're in the third act. Oh, okay. So we have to do a feature. So we can repeat one.

Do you want to repeat one? Because we could do the one. Are we already at repeating a feature? We're already repeating. If you look, it was a million years ago. Let's look in the phone. Let's go to the phones. Let's go to the phone line.

We want to hear what you think. Text one for two and three for yes. How's that a poll still doing, Lauren? Are you looking up features? I was, but I'm going to look at the poll. OK. OK, let me read this description of a game. I found a Wikipedia.

And there are 45 votes, the percentage of those same. Still 69. This is a game called Carnelli. Ooh. Is a parlor game created by Jan Carnell, a member of the Metropolitan Washington chapter of Mensa. This game has been popular at Mensa gatherings for years. Oh, well then, it will certainly be quite popular with us.

And it has turned up at science fiction conventions as well. Oh, you don't say it. Quite a pedigree. Oh, Carnelli. Oh, Carnelli. It can be titled, it can be called a title association game like word association only using titles, such as those of a book. Play, move your song.

It's played by a group of people, you arrange themselves in a circle with the non-playing judge or Karnelli Master standing in the center. Karnelli Master starts the game by who's not going to be Shevon. It would have to be Shevon. And he's got a stand in the center.

Well, he doesn't have to stand in the center. So I'm to stand on this table. The Karnelli Master starts the game. You think he would break it if he's doing it? Who's to say it? We were at a popular theater in the area of the other night doing a show. And I said, you know, I was backstage,

said, let's take a picture in the mirror. And this particular backstage, the mirror is above a couch. And so we were trying to do it and wasn't quite working. And I was like, let's stand on the couch. And you broke it. Yeah. So six of us got this couch. Well, let me tell you, the legs of that couch are 10.

Well, what? Holding it up. I can't believe that the UCB's couch is broken. Yeah. Well, no, I never said that. After we instantly got off it and then, and so people was like, I knew that was gonna happen. And then one of us said, well, I had a feeling

it was gonna happen maybe because one of the legs is made of cement. And it was just up on blocks. So we destroyed the one remaining leg. Oh, that's fine. All that stuff is so cheap. I don't understand why you can't just put a nice couch back there and then it won't get fucked up because it'll be nice.

I think that every... Oh, you mean like good quality? Yeah, like give it like, because it won't collapse under the wall. Well, maybe because if you spend all that money and then someone spills a beer on it day one, you're like, well, this is no longer nice. Why do I spend all this money?

It should be like something you could wipe it off. Well, that's, I thought the couch was like, when they got those leatherette couches, I think that was the smart move. Well, that's I thought the couch is a pipe it up when they got those leather at couches. I think that was a smart move. Well, like, they'll have to be sunset our way nicer. All the stuff. Stop arguing. I can't help. Let's hear about this game.

People need to hear about this. So the carnelli masters in the center of the circle. Carnelli. He's still. Oh, carnelli starts the game by pointing to one of the players saying a title. Okay. The point of two player must continue the game by saying a title himself, which must connect to the previous title in some way such as having a word in common, the time machine, time enough for love. Having a common creator and author as with Hamlet

or a actor or producer or director. So what you're saying. I'm already bored with this. Wait, when do we get to say carnelli? Wait, what? So it's like the movie title, Gamma. You say a title and then it has, I have to say something that is by saying. Why does that have to be connected in some way, either by a word or by a person?

The other part is, why does there have to be a carnelli master who gives one title and then points at someone and then is out of it? Or does the carnelly master keep orchestrating this much like Falco orchestrated rock me on the day? Let me read on. Okay. Or different groups of carnelly players can vary in exactly what kinds of links are permissible so we can decide. Okay. What it needs to be. A notable regional variation is that some gatherings, such as the Chicago area, Manson. And these fuck assholes.

A common actor is usually not an acceptable linkage. What if we did movie titles, or titles of anything, but the next title has to be the very last word, has to start with the very last word that we just did. Okay. Okay. All right. And with there's a little carnally master's reading more about carnally. Okay.

The next title has to start with the last word of the previous title. And it can be a song title, it can be a movie title, it can be a movie. It can be a title of anything. Title of anything, but the last word has to be the first word of the next title. Okay. And we'll go clockwise and Lauren will start. How does that sound? Paul!

I think that sounds good. I think that obviously you don't have a limited time to come up with a title. I think Kevin can be the carnelly master on point. Why do we need a carnelly? It's carnelly. Because he can move it a long time wise. He can place the time. All right, so what is going in a circle?

What is car now? I thought we were just gonna go in a circle. Yeah, and we would. There's going to circle. All right, so Lauren goes, we'll go clockwise. Slotterhouse five. Five easy pieces. Pieces of the heart.

Nope. Pieces of pieces of pieces of pieces of pieces. Pieces of pieces of, I've got one. I don't got one. Yeah, I've got one. Pieces of me, which is the most beautiful piece of the world. Oh, yes yes it is Okay, so you have me pull me so horny

horny horny I got one hor oh you do okay pass to you horny for horror. Oh, okay, that's a podcast. That's right. Mm-hmm. Okay. See you're turning in okay horror Movie oh, I just realized we have passes in this game. I guess Along with it once okay, let's start over That's hard that's. Okay, let's start over. Oh, they just started. That's hard. That's hard. Okay, you start. Um, wait, are we starting over? Yeah, well, she's three men, a baby. Baby boom. Boom. There she was. It's a pretty pretty. He he he he. Was. Was.

Not the start to anything. Was there, it could be a question maybe? Oh, by the way, pass. Pass. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can I hit something? Okay, how about this? If there's not a, you can re-read I'm not gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song.

I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. I'm gonna say it's a song. Saw two. Can I say was not was?

It's, I mean, it's a band. I think we should be able to allow that name of something. Yeah, okay. So then I'll say, but then I rearrange the letters. Yeah. So then I'm gonna rearrange the letters and say saw two. It was just a personal one. Okay, two.

Two. I'm gonna just use the homonym. Chowang Fu things for everything, Julie Neumar. No Neumar. Neumar. Okay, two long Fu things for everything. Okay, that's good. Yeah, that's more commonly known as two long Fu things for everything.

Everything but the girl. Girl talk. It's a the girl. Girl talk. It's a song title. Talking heads. Heads up, seven up. Up for the down stroke. Stroke me, I'm a dais. Ha ha ha.

Stroke me am a dais Stroke Stroke stroke stroke stroke That's just called stroke or thus stroke thus, yeah, so I'm sorry You cannot use it because it starts with the pass. Oh wait, stroke can we arrange to E rocks? T rocks T rocks T rocks T rocks E T rocks E T rocks That's what I was trying to say earlier, second E T rocks. He really does rock.

He really does rock. Do it one more? Yeah. Go ahead, Paul. You start. Okay. Mm-mm. The Empire is right back. Back to the future. Three.

Threedom. Oh! So now threedom, you have to do something, starts with three-dom. Dumb people, town. Town called Malice. I know it's A called town called Malice, but afford me this. Malice. Speaking of a four. Selema. Okay. Selema? Just pass back to me.

Pass. Malice a fourth thought. Thought. Am I out? You're out, you can't do one with thought? Thought. I don't know. What about TH you can't do one with thought? Thought. I don't know. What about THOT, that hoe over there?

Kevin? Kevin, that hoe over there. He's our little thoughts. He's our little thoughts. Speaking of thoughts, I had a thought which is we need to end. Yeah. Guys, I had fun. Me too.

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