Threedom - Threevisiting: Ch’d Your D
Episode Date: March 14, 2023Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren talk about pranks, Koko the gorilla and play 21 Questions. ...
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Hello!
Hello!
I'm Paul F. Topkins.
I'm Scott Alkerbin.
I'm Lauren Lapkas.
I wanted to be you. Oh,
that's a good two quick. We are three. We are three dumb. And this is the show where we talk.
Oh great description. Thank you. So yes, what's up? We talk about this. We talk about that.
We talk about it. We talk about a, really. We talk about a baseball bat.
You know.
Yeah, man, let's get real.
Let's immediately get real.
Okay.
All right.
How real do you want to get all the way?
I want to go all the way real.
Okay, like how crazy?
How crazy?
Like of how crazy.
I have a glass.
I.
Oh, okay. She's there. Me me too. What is it the same one? We share it you don't remember
You guys are trading off glass eyes share one round. I
You do what I mean so the good you
You ever know you went in with a glass high Let me start the fire. No, actually, I just, I'm very horrible just happy.
Speaking of, that sounds really good, actually.
Thank you.
I'm a good foliarist.
I feel suits.
All right, stop.
So something, something horrible just happened.
Something truly horrible actually did just happen, um,
which is somebody's mother that I know, but it's about glass.
I, this, this woman was attacked woman was attacked on the train in Chicago
in the middle of the day by a guy who just punched her
in the face while she was reading
and she lost her eye.
And I know her.
Oh my God.
I'm not kidding.
Ouch.
I shut up.
Is that the worst thing?
That's terrible.
A lot, you know, I think about this a lot
because I had someone I was, Isn't that the worst? That's terrible. A lot, you know, I think about this a lot because.
The sun, you know.
I had someone I was dating had a really good friend
who when he was 17, well, no, he came down to visit
and she was like, hey, before you meet this guy,
he's part of his face is a little unresponsive.
So don't say anything about it or what, you know.
But basically when he was 17, he was at a backyard party
and some bros came up to him and just were like,
hey, get the fuck out of this party.
And one guy hit him once in the face
and it shattered every bone in his sheet.
And he was so mad at it.
And he needed reconstructive surgery
and his eye kind of drooped a little bit.
And I was like, this is, I mean, anytime you see someone getting hit in movies,
it's usually like to knock someone out, or people are just hitting each other.
Right, no, no, it was something.
You know, but nothing ever happens.
People just kind of rub their jaw.
No, all right.
You know, and then they hit each other in the face some more.
It's really dangerous to hit someone. Yes, and like, you know, and then they hit each other in the face some more. It's really dangerous to hit someone.
Yes, and like, so terrifying.
I think that's the kind of fear I have more than,
like I'm not afraid of flying,
or like a lot of things that people have been doing.
Wee, there you go!
Oh, I got one!
Come down here!
Come down here this moment!
Yeah, I'm not afraid.
But I am, I'm like afraid of random acts of violence.
Like, I feel like, when I carry my water bottle,
I'm like ready to beat the shit out of someone with it.
Like I feel like prepared for that.
What do they call that where?
Being a woman.
Yeah, I mean that is honestly what it is.
Yeah.
Cause like you spend your whole life walking around that way
where it's like someone's gonna get me,
someone's gonna get me like,
you do think that all the time?
It's like the most dangerous game of tag.
Yeah, just being a woman being alive.
I'm afraid of random acts of kindness.
Yeah.
See, and that doesn't work.
But that gave you flowers and you spit in my eyes.
I was scared.
But I also wait.
The other day I was driving.
And just the other day?
Were you walking down the street just the other day as well?
Yeah, what is that?
I was walking in a lap.
I was walking in the lap. I was walking in the lab.
I was walking down the street just to see all those things.
Anyway, the song you think it's a song about a scientist who walks into his lab.
No, he's walking to the street.
I mean, it's not that he was taking it in his lab.
That was a very big act.
No, the really version was explaining his whole day, getting to the lab.
Yeah, I was thinking of making this.
I was waking up in bed.
But I was driving and a bird slapped into my windshield.
And it was almost like a pile of wet paper towels.
It was like, and then it like, it was swooped low and then was hitting my icing and then
it flew sweet birds down.
Where's the bird towel?
I didn't flew over the top of the car.
Ouch.
I think died. Oh no. I didn't chase after you. Like the car. Ouch. I think died.
Oh, no.
But I-
Did the chase after you, like, the review mirror, it's gone.
I didn't really do much checking in.
For you.
Oh, no.
It was just quick moving traffic.
It wasn't like I'd go back and like, see you.
But I-
No, just something that, no matter how careful you are.
Something could just happen, like, something could just happen.
I always think something, like, you know, when you're driving on the freeway, and then there's
like something that goes under a truck,
and it's like some crazy thing.
I'm like, what if it just flies into my windshield,
and like, my whole life is over.
Yeah, what if?
Now, someone threw a rock at Kool-Up and I,
our car. My God.
Maybe a year ago when coming back from a concert
or something like that, and just like suddenly,
miss the window, thank God,
and just hit like right next to it or whatever.
Like the metal of the car. Yeah, just, my God. Ja-Jung, you hear, and God, and just hit like right next to it or whatever. Like the metal of the car?
Yeah, just my God.
Jo-jum, you hear.
And you sit and you're like,
what am I on order?
Jo-jum, Jo-jum, Jo-jum.
Hey, look.
I don't know, yeah, sure, I knew her.
But I was nowhere near the.
Jo-jum, Jo-jum, Jo-jum, Jo-jum, Jo-jum.
I was mining, by the way, having,
the John Mulaney having boxes,
scoring boxes back and forth.
Yeah.
Ah, so good. Just so good. When I was a kid, we used to throw by the way, the John Mulaney having boxes, scoring boxes back and forth.
So good. This is so good.
When I was a kid, we used to throw rocks.
No.
Yeah, we did.
That's so good.
Well, words are in cards.
Like rocks and rocks.
And rocks was when it ended.
Or is the thing you could throw.
We threw rocks at buses.
Here's what it started.
It started with this.
That's okay.
It started with this.
It started with crab apples.
There was a house up the street from us
that had a crab apple tree, a gigantic crab apple tree.
And so we would throw, that's fun.
Look at the crab apples.
I'm gonna kill someone.
Right.
Although if they swore,
not that people should be throwing anything at a car,
but I'm saying a rock is much more dangerous
than a crab apple.
Yes.
Can't a crab apple be hard? Yeah, I guess. I guess it's moushy. Yes. Can't a crab apple be hard?
Yeah, I guess.
I guess it's moushy, but.
Can't a crab apple be soft?
Moushy.
Can't a crab apple be soft?
Do you want to say moushy?
Moushy.
Moushy.
I think it might be moushy.
I didn't say for real.
Moushy moushy.
I can't just mean sure.
It's for Barney Moushy.
That's not how I say moushy.
This apple is like.
That's not how I say moushy.
I say mashy.
But then we mash it. I say mooshy. I say mashy. But then we did mash it.
I say mushy.
Well we grabbed mooshy.
We went from...
We're all building to that.
We went from crab apples to eggs.
And one time we threw...
Eggs are almost better than crab apples.
Egg are better than crab apples.
Egg are better than crab apples.
Did you ever get egg in your house when you were a kid? Well, I keep telling. Crabapple. Crabapple. Crabapple. Crabapple. Crabapple.
Did you ever get egg in your house when you were a kid?
Can you keep telling?
Can you keep telling?
So we threw an egg at a few cars.
You threw one egg at a few cars?
Yeah, it was a big egg.
We found a dinosaur egg.
And you didn't retrieve it.
And you went to the list.
And it is.
And you went to the list.
And it is.
And it is. And you went to the list. And it is yeah, we had to exit, we were throwing at cars.
We hit this one car and we were like,
we were crouched behind a bush
and then we would like spring up and throw the egg
and then hide again.
Of course, yes, terrifying.
And 19?
No, we were, God, what what I guess I was probably like
10 or 11 something like that is he street
Yeah, it was a pretty busy street. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and I lived in busy town Richard scary. Yeah, my best friend was a loley worm
He couldn't throw any eggs no arms of course, of course, but I had
No arms of course of course but I had
What are you guys talking? We put it on him?
You know Richard scary busy town. It's like a it's a book and cartoon Oh, but it's the children's book with like a busy town of all these different animals doing a different job
Okay, you guys read it as children very adorable. Yes, a little apple car. That's cool. She the main character
Yeah, I would think so wow or'm gonna wow. Or the cat.
I mean, I still watch that show.
Oh, I've never seen the show.
I don't care if you visit that.
I just know the books and I think of them as ensemble pieces.
Yeah, I'm gonna binge watch that.
Yeah.
Ah.
I'm binge.
I'm gonna binge watch that.
I can't come out.
I'm bingeing Richard Scary's busy time.
I'm making a note right now.
Binge watch, Richard Scari. I mean,
notes. So we hit this one car and the guy fucking slammed on the brakes.
Oh, no. He leapt out of the car and chased us. And we like, we ran split up.
It was exciting. You guys have a plan before it happened.
I'm like, look, if this happens, split up. No, so you just split up on your own.
The plan was throw eggs. Have fun. Did you guys have a plan before it happened? I'm like, look, this happens split up. No, so you just split up on your own.
That's the thing.
The plan was throw eggs, have fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
That more life should be like that.
We were terrified.
And I like, I dove down a hill and I watched him chase my friend.
Just like friend Jack.
He didn't catch any of us.
What?
Are you Jill?
Yes.
He didn't dive down the hill.
Wait, it never occurred to me that they did an on purpose
chapter.
There's no
there just friends who's insurance fraud.
I thought they did more up there, according to my favorite comic.
Hey,
Richard.
I can't.
After the dice, Matt dice, Clay, those jokes get me every time.
I really hope so. I really hold something up.
I remember going to Egg P.
Oh, wait, are you done with your story?
Unbelievable.
Well, then after eggs.
And, believeable.
There was a kid that we were friends with named Wally.
He was really the instigator of the throwing things.
He liked to throw things.
And he was the one that suggested rocks
and we- Enough for this egg shit. Let's check the one that suggested rocks and we this egg shit. Yeah. Check the
egg. The egg. The egg that never. That was the advertising slogan for rock. It doesn't
crack. It has it cracks windows. We threw them. So I remember we did not do that for a long
time. We did that once, and I remember throwing rocks
at a bus at a city bus.
How crazy to get yelled at for throwing eggs
and then like, let's go to the awards.
Let's escalate this.
Yeah, I know.
Or maybe rocks was second, and then we were like,
oh, maybe the chasing was the last time I ever had.
Yeah, let's retire on top.
It's not gonna get better than that, guys.
And you still look at that as the best thing you ever did.
Yeah, absolutely. I'm proud of it.
In eighth grade, everyone was egging everyone at my school.
I remember going in, so I guess someone,
Not just for Halloween.
No, no, no. I mean, I don't know when.
Right. People's houses.
People's houses.
Months that it was kind of going off.
You know, I'm almost like, let's get each other back. Let's say. Let's talk about it.
I'm sorry, 31st.
I mean, did Smash Pumpkins went one year?
I felt bad about that.
Oh, that's terrible.
Because Billy Corgan being from Chicago.
And they said we had to honor him.
We honor Bidde Corgan.
We, but I remember someone's older brother drove us
to like go do us, and then some of the boys got out egg
But yeah, I never actually threw an egg at a house, but I was in the car. I was complicit
Was able to liability on this
PD did you ever get the PD toilet paper houses or is that just a thing out here? No, we use I mean it definitely happened to people
But it was more like the swim team would do that kind of shit
to each other. I don't know why.
Typical swim team.
And my cousin used to do these kind of pranks with her friends a lot
and they would like put hot dogs on plastic forks, filling the whole lawn.
Huh?
All these animals would come and like eat them over a night.
Oh my, wait, what was the...
Shevon sort of this too.
Yeah, a hot dog.
We called it. And you would just like... Not only the hot dogs. And plastic forvids sort of this too. Yeah, a hot dog. They called it.
And you were just like,
Not only the hot dogs.
And plastic forks sticking out of the grass.
Oh, oh, in order to elevate them.
Yeah, so the fork is sticking on the stick of a hot dog on top of it.
And then all these animals are coming at you to overnight.
So we're talking dogs, cats, others.
Raccoons.
Raccoons?
What's the purpose?
Oh, possums.
What's the point, though, for when you What's the purpose? What's the purpose?
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What's the purpose? What's the purpose? What's the purpose? What's the purpose? What's the purpose? for someone's long, but this was more of like, I think when they were getting older and they would like have the money for someone. Ah!
Someone just crept in.
That legitimate scare you?
Something about it was really unexpected.
Someone came in and I didn't feel like I heard anything
and then suddenly...
Someone came in to deliver my jacket to me,
which I left at my previous location.
Got it.
And was right behind you and Paul pointed and you turned around and that was a legitimate
scream.
It was a big smile on my face.
Yeah, it wasn't like a horrified like.
It was a Freddy Krueger.
Never like it.
I feel like Mike Myers.
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But I think when they were a little older and they had a little money or something, they
would put plastic flamingos all over someone's one.
It's like a birthday surprise or whatever.
Just like you wake up and there's 25 flamingos on your long two.
Except for the waste of money.
It's huge though.
I think I would like if someone's a Disney.
I remember someone did it to me.
You can't take in Lauren.
Give me flamingos.
Or give me death.
I'll take death.
Someone did it to me once where they put construction
worker signs and orange cones all over the.
Oh yeah.
And so I thought that was so cool that then I found a construction site,
and I went back there at midnight or whatever,
and I got a whole bunch of orange cones,
and I piled them in the back of my car
along with a few construction signs,
and I had them in my car and my dad saw it,
and was like, what are you doing?
And I was like, oh, no, no, this is to put on someone's lawn. And he's like, where'd you get them And I was like, oh no, no, this is to do to put on someone's lawn.
And he's like, where'd you get them?
I was like, oh, at a construction site.
And he's like, you just stole stuff from a construction site.
And yet I still don't think it's that big of a deal.
I felt like I got a lot of stuff costs.
Yeah, I felt like they don't care.
Do they really?
I mean, I bet it was annoying
maybe yeah um can I save it that's a shirt what we're gonna say no you tell your story then I'll
tell my story okay so in my town of Evanston Illinois I want to do by now okay um every year at
the 4th of July that we have a parade in the 4th of July.
And it is a whole big to-do in town.
And people put chairs out to mark their spots.
I'm not bad if it wasn't a big to-do.
Yeah, but everyone's really excited about it.
Big parade, no one gave a shot.
Never caught on.
But everyone marks their, like they save their spot, like a week or two in advance.
Oh, wow.
But as, so the whole main, like central street in town is lined with chairs, like weeding up to the 4. Oh wow. So you put your whole main like street central street in
town is lined with chairs like leading up to the fourth July. And would they be unique
chairs? Yeah, everyone knows. I mean, you know what you put out. Like it's just like
you trust it and you only sit where you put your chair. I love this. So you would get
there and you do it or you don't. So it started. You got there. You do it or you don't? Those are your choices. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So it was starting to, when I was in high school,
it was becoming a little noticeable
that people were putting them out earlier
and earlier, and it was like getting kind of comical.
So my high school boyfriend put out chairs
like two months in advance
And then he was the paper because it was like a whole first guy to do it. Yeah, I was like a joke like he was like
He was making fun of the whole thing
And then he was in the paper for being like funny, but like people have put out the chairs on the lighter side of news
Two months, so we're talking I don't know if it's two months. They might have been June like a on the lighter side of news. That's true.
Two months, so we're talking.
I don't know if it's two months.
It might have been June.
Like, but whatever it was, it was just far enough
that people got what it was for and thought it was funny.
Yeah, that's really funny.
It's funny.
So do people still do it or no?
Put the chairs out?
Yes, but not that early.
But it's like, we do.
But no one steals chairs?
No.
It's an understood thing.
It's like, you just...
Oh, sure. Yeah, Feeves understand these types of things. I don't think anyone
I mean I'm sure
I'm going to and they have their own chairs
I sure somebody stole something in my car again the other night
What have I told you about just a someone or something someone's in your car in my car again
Yeah, it's been gone or is just different. Oh, this is happened like three times
I go out to my car and the change drawer is open
and the door is slightly a jar, but shut.
Kevin's nodding like it's him.
Yeah.
No way.
That's crazy.
That keeps happening.
Do you lock your car?
Yeah, I lock the car, but I, but, but since,
I've talked about this on another show.
I think where they, they, they stole something and I think put it back.
But like later.
Yeah, put it back the second time they were in there or something like that.
But it happened again two nights ago and no, he just knows the story.
Okay.
From another show, right?
From this show.
It was on this show.
Oh!
You guys, I do not get a spanking because you pimped me into it.
Kevin's allowed to. No, whaty because you you pimped me into it
Yeah, I impute know I was saying someone did it the other night Get your makeup on and I was not giving no
I was not giving any more detail than that and you guys wanted the detail
So that's your fault. It's not my it's not my no no no no no no no no no no
Wait, we should say I told this on this show. Well, I don't know that's what I wasn't but but that's not the no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no banking Sharpie, but he's got his pen. Kevin get ready. Everyone get in frame. Kevin go a little closer.
Get in front of this black. I don't deserve this.
But then it gets you to I gave you one. You on the last.
Ow. Thank you.
No way that justice is served.
All right, but it's served.
But it happened again.
Crazy. Are you scared by this? I would hate that.
Well, I don't know. Do you have anything important in there?
No, I've started to take out my iPod, which is the only important thing.
Now I'm wondering, if you're saying that a thing that you talked about before happened again,
if someone heard it on the show and goes and tries to do it now.
No.
Oh, okay.
I thought that.
I'm saying does that count as a spankable offense?
No, the first part was definitely not spankable.
Saying that this happened to me the other night.
Look.
And then you guys were so confused and I was,
I was intentionally not saying what it was.
This is not what I was trying to do.
I'm trying to try it by fire.
I mean, let me tell you whatever it is.
What is it?
Tailed by Jerry?
That's not right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where are people?
I know.
Why can't I think of it?
Where are people just decide that someone is wrong?
And let me go for them.
Because look, yesterday I got a fucking spanked.
Well, I didn't have, I didn't do that.
You should have.
But you shouldn't have.
We need to have a reverse spanked.
We need to be spanked.
That's the only way to bail out. Oh hell no. But I need to have a right. Paul to be spanked.
That's the only way to bail.
Oh hell no.
But I'm the only one who deserves my first spank.
We made the rule that you get spanked if you're a Pete, a story.
And then we have gone so hard with that rule that two people have been spanked.
Two out of three were incorrect.
Yeah, the control.
Yeah, it's out of control.
Now, Paul, you're lucky you've been spanked yet, but we're victims here.
We're.
And I feel the sun fair. Well, it's an a control. No, Paul, you're lucky you've been spanked yet, but we're victims here, and I feel the sun's fair.
Well, it's an unjust system.
Yes.
Well, let's just, well, wait, I can't remember
what your spankable story was and why it was not.
I can't repeat it or I'll get an earthy wish.
No, no, no, no, I remember what it was.
He was the Linda thing, but I'm not gonna say what it was.
Linda!
That's what you call not to call that.
Linda.
Linda.
He's not even a story. I feel like it was. I prefer it to a good one. Not to call that. Linda. Linda. I'm not even a story.
I feel like it was.
I prefer it to a viral video.
And I bet you I never even did talk about it on the show.
Everyone on Twitter, please tell me.
Please, please, please.
Please, we beg of you.
For real, Lauren.
Contact us.
We're so lonely.
Come on.
We gotta take a break.
Oh, okay, let's take a break.
I will see you later, bye. I mean, because the construction equipment reminded me of it. Yep. My comedy partner, when I started out, it was got named Rick Roman.
And Rick and I went to high school together.
He was a senior and I was a freshman.
We met doing the school play.
It was Oliver.
Oh, man.
And what did you play and what did he play?
He played Mr. Sauerberry, the undertaker.
I don't remember.
I was just in the chorus.
I had, and I know I've mentioned, I've told told you this before I had one line that I can't remember
But I was I was like the bartender and I had a big show you were imploring people to consider themselves one of you
I did I definitely did that mm-hmm. I definitely I did not extol the virtues of food
Too bad I know the food part well, it's very glory as food
I know that I've never seen all from a commercial. Oh, too bad. I know. Well, the food part. Well, it's very glorious. Food. I mean, I just like to know that.
I've never seen all of that.
From a commercial.
You know.
Oh, okay.
And I know.
It's a pretty good show.
There are so many songs that were used in commercials
when I was growing up that I just knew from commercials
and were surprised to find them be from plays and stuff.
Like,
Vunderbar, Vunderbar.
Try Germany.
It's Vunderbar.
What's that from?
That was from, oh, it's from, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, sound of music, but, uh,
Oh, yeah.
Remember that at all.
Yeah, yeah.
A forgettable song.
Yeah, forgettable song.
I forget it with him.
And, well, that keys, keys, keys, keys, on, and I, um, that.
The famous piece.
That's from the fantastic keys, keys, keys on, and I, um, so, Rick,
I just, uh, really quick.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
He got it. He got it. He considered himself was the song we had to sing in my children's theater auditions. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You got it.
You're considering stuff was the something we had to say in my children's theater auditions.
Everyone had to say that.
That makes sense.
Thank you.
So wait, you were auditioning children for a theater you ran?
No, no.
And you had to say in order to get this job.
Scott.
So show the kids how to be in a play.
I got them saying show the kid out of the beat.
Like, God, I was just like, check it out, kids.
Hey, watch this, consider yourself.
I know.
You dress like Sally Bulls from
gathering singing kids in here,
scoring a garden mill.
I was busy with the environment.
Isn't it weird?
God, city is so.
It's weird her name was Sally Bulls
and she wore a bowler at.
It's weird.
Oh, yeah.
I just got a chill. It's got awkward man. And Bulls and she wore a bowler at it's weird. Oh, yeah, I just got a chill
Aquaman and you always worried all her pants
I thought I'd find something better
That's what comedy is just like starting
99% of comedy
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come through come through queen
Yes queen you can't always do it. Yes
So Rick was we we stayed in touch we we became fast friends and we stayed in touch Come through Queen. Yes, Queen. You can't always do it. Yes.
So Rick was, we stayed in touch.
We became fast friends and we stayed in touch.
You can't, I teed.
We did, can't, and we stayed as twins we were.
And did you love you like a sister?
Yeah, we did.
And then when he went to school in Arizona and then he would come home and we would hang out.
And there was this guy that Rick, that was in Rick's class, this guy named Mark, and
we for some reason, Rick, well, I was very easily swayed.
Rick, like, tormented this guy in a weird way.
Like by Rick, and I went along with it.
He invented Rick rolling.
What is that? He would roll Rick Rolling. What is that?
You would roll onto it.
What is it?
I know.
There's a website that explains it.
Let me all send it to you.
Is that a joke?
Oh, that.
I'll find it.
So continue.
I'm going to find this website and I'll send it to you.
He would just like, we would just do, we would, we would fuck with him all the time.
He was, he was a waiter at the Howard Johnson's near our school and we
would go there and we would just like, we would comedically torment this guy. And we were
so delighted with ourselves. We didn't realize that it was genuinely annoying to him. You
know what I mean? Uh-huh. And but one of the things that we used to do regularly was we
would drive around. And we would, if we saw construction equipment, we would pick
it up and we would put it on his front porch. So, saw horses, just like, you saw horses,
you would get them and you would put them. Any horse we saw? We will lead it to Mark.
Click on that website that explains Rick Rolick, by the way. I can't believe this is happening. website youtube.com ah
Turn it up. Wait, no, this is bad.
Yeah, that's it.
This is really getting in the way of the Rick Roling, by the way, the the pre-roll.
I know what this song is, but what's a Rick Roll?
You just were Rick Rolled.
I just did it to you. That's what Rick Rolling is.
Is when you insert that fucking doll video into something else.
Did it? When you trick someone into clicking on that video.
Have I got to give you? Oh my god, is he eight?
I want-
I want every outfit he's wearing.
This is like-
This is like...
This is happening.
You are seriously seeing this guy for the very first time?
No!
Okay, okay.
But I'm processing the information for the first time.
I'm right.
You're never gonna give you up!
Okay, so you would find construction...
I would literally dress just like him.
And hurt you.
Thank you.
So being Rick Rolled is simply to watch the video.
Well, it's, no, it's where someone thinks they're,
they're going to see something else.
Yes, you misdirect it.
Here's what's annoying, just for the record.
Yeah, okay.
This part hadn't loaded.
So it just said YouTube.com.
I was worried that it would load.
It did trick me.
Yep, that's, yes, I Rick Rolled you. Yes, it did trick me. Yep. That's yes. I Rick
Roll do okay. I'm just giving you credit where it's fucking do
Okay, so
Construction equipment on the porch. Yeah, and he begged us to stop doing it really and we didn't stop doing
Oh, no eventually we got bored with it. We stopped doing it, but I well once you stop
I but I forgot all about that and then out of nowhere
I recently remembered it and I felt horrible.
Oh, well, I mean, there's worse things you can do.
Yeah, it's just annoying, but it's also like what was his issue with it?
Like I got to go, well, he has to deal with it.
Yeah, dealing with it.
Yeah, I, I, those, those pranks where someone does it to you and you never find out who it is, those are the bad ones.
Like something like that happened.
Something like that happened to a friend of mine
where someone was pranking their house a couple of times
and I think they were so upset about the first example of it
that the person felt like they could never say it was them.
Yeah.
And, and it's become a big mystery.
Somebody did it to me one time. They left a weird sign on my door that was vaguely threatening,
but it was clearly supposed to be a joke, but it was still weird because I didn't know
who did it.
And it was very unnerving. And I found out who didn't, was somebody that I didn't know
that well. And I was like, that's not a cool thing to do. This person thought that would
be hilarious.
That's really weird.
What address was that?
Well, I can tell you because I don't live there anymore.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
What other pranks?
No one's ever gotten me.
I just got you.
That was the first and the first.
No one's ever gotten me.
Yeah, the worst.
Let me think, pranks.
I mean, I've definitely been pranked.
Like in sleepovers and stuff.
We used to do, um, what we used to try to do a lot of those pranks,
like putting someone's hand in water while they're sleeping.
Yeah, see, see, see, see, see.
Would they pee?
No, we never got it to work.
Damn it.
We tried to, it doesn't wake people up.
I don't, I don't think that would wake you up.
Oh, one thing we did do at sleepovers was like putting, doing like whipped cream on
your hand and putting like a feather under your nose.
And you go like, yeah, you're gonna hit your face.
That's your friend.
That is good.
That one did happen.
That's good shit.
I don't know.
When I'm like light as a feather, stiff as a board, which isn't really a prank.
That's not really a prank.
But we, I always believed it was working.
Mm-hmm.
When I went to summer camp, I used to go to this place called Forest Home in like the Redlands,
California. And so I went there ever since I was from pretty much like elementary school through
high school. I went there every summer. And so in elementary school, you used...
Like for the whole summer? No, just for a week. So and my parents would go and they were separate from they told you the whole time.
They were separate and they got to like for a week be on this lake and hang out with
adults and the kids were taking care of it separate. Yeah, it was not bad. So so I forget
where we were in elementary, it was just more like, you know, elementary school stuff.
But then then there was like Indian village, I think, was when you were in junior high,
which was TPs, you would sleep in TPs and stuff.
And then finally, when you were in high school,
you were-
You have to make them or the-
No, no, they were already pre-made and stuff.
And then finally, when you were in high school-
Pre-made TPs.
Pre-m- Pre-m-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t Primitively. Primitively. Primitively. So, I think it's a try. So, finally, when you were in high school, you got to be in cabins with like, you know,
seven of your other friends or whatever in bunk beds.
And we had, we would have to go through inspection every day
where, you know, you'd have to clean your,
and make your bed and all this kind of stuff.
Yeah, sure.
But we had a really cool guy who was in charge of us
and several of the other cabins.
And he was like, look, no one's able to prank me.
But if you can prank me,
there everything ran on like a point system there, whatever.
If you can prank me successfully, you'll get 500 points
but no one's able to do it.
So if you, while we were on an inspection,
if you can set up something in your cabin that pranks me,
you know, you'll get 500 points.
That sounds weird.
It was fun though.
It was like,
Well sure, it's fun for you.
He wants to be pranked.
No, he was just trying to do something fun
for the kids of like they're gonna try to prank him.
Oh, I'm sure that's what he led you to believe.
Sounds fun.
It is fun.
It's great.
If anyone can prank my pants off,
I'll give you a kiss. If anyone can prank my pants off. I'll give you a kiss.
You can wink my pants off. So we got him, everyone was doing these elaborate, you know,
rub Goldberg type things. And we got him by literally getting a big ass plastic trash can
filling it completely with water. Oh shit. I have to throw out my trash.
It's Josh Day and I haven't taken it at all.
Josh Day!
But we just leaned it up against the door,
which opened out towards the person.
And we just filled it completely with water.
And so he opened the door and this giant trash can full of water
just completely soaked him.
And it was very simple.
It was not complicated, but he said that was the best one
anyone had ever done because-
Well, get this.
Fuck.
No, okay, so I used to-
She's gonna fucking bury you with this.
Oh man.
Volunteer at a camp for a few years, it's an adult.
And we played this game where,
well, I guess it was just hide and seek,
but it was like the counselors all hid
and the campers had to find us.
But it was like, I don't know,
there's more to it than that, but I can't think of it.
But everyone was trying to hide really well.
And the counselors were.
The counselors and it was like the more counselors,
each like the kids found the more points or whatever.
You collect them all.
And this, the head of the camp, at the end,
we, no one was like finding her for a long time.
No one could find her for a long time.
Oh, shit.
And she fell down a ravine.
No, it's like, it's worse.
No, it's just crazy.
So she had hidden, so there were these big,
what do you call it?
Like a little no trash cans.
You're a Miami.
But like what are they, a metal trash cans, you know, that you would have it a campsite with a piece of wood that you put over it Like a little no trash cans. But like what are they a metal trash cans?
You know that you would have it a campsite
with a piece of wood that you put over it
to keep animals out of it.
Like a dumpster of size or.
Like a barrel.
Okay.
And she crouched inside of it and put the wood over it.
Wood over it.
And no one found her for hours.
No one, they finally got her.
She had to be pulled out and she was like,
I couldn't move her legs.
Oh, crazy. After an hour, don't you just go, yeah, I'm giving up pulled out. She was like, I couldn't move her legs. Oh, crazy.
That's true.
And hour, don't you just go, yeah, I'm giving up on this.
But she really wanted to win.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, it kind of breaks my heart.
I remember correctly, she was somebody who like,
she was new and like really wanted,
she was new in charge.
Want to prove herself.
So it was like this kind of like,
she put it, she was like in a lot of pain after that.
Wow. And she smelled like garbage. Well, yeah, she put it, she was like in a lot of pain after that. Wow.
And she smelled like garbage.
Well, yeah, I think it was empty, but yeah,
I don't even know.
Damn.
I just remembered that.
That's so crazy.
That's crazy.
That was so, it was a bummer.
I have one other forest home memory,
which is I think when I was 15,
I've played the jingle for forest home memory.
Here we go, forest home memories.
Not forest lawn memories. No, I have quite a few of those Memories. Here we go, Forest Home Memories. Not Forest lawn memories.
No.
I have quite a few of those as well.
That's a lot of commentary.
But when I was 15, I got just like one of those horrible crushes on one of the girls
in the girls camp.
Oh, that is the worst.
And I just didn't know what to do with it.
And we were there for a week and I was just constantly, anytime I would say, and I, you know, she was very friendly to me.
I was, when I was 15, basically like,
anyone who was friendly to me, I started thinking,
oh, they want, they want to be in a relationship with you.
I had it with anyone who didn't talk to me.
Oh.
I was like, oh, I love them.
Yeah.
I have to make them like me.
And then I told you that then it was,
did I tell you the Coco story when I was 15? The gorilla! You know Coco? Yeah, I have to make them like me and then I tell you that then it was I tell you the cocoa story when I was 15
The gorilla you know cocoa
Robin Williams
Rest in peace
May she rip
Um when I can see Rest in power cocoa too soon
Rest in power cocoa too soon
Love cocoa
Um Coco
I was sad
He had a book about cocoa and I was a kid I loved it so much
What was the book?
It was like a book book showing pictures of,
no, it was like a children's book.
It's an auto-patterty.
I was done inside my wish.
When I got Coco signed her as told to.
It was just like,
Rubbish.
Kitty.
It was just a book of pictures and then like
of Coco with her cat.
It was about Coco getting the cat.
And then, I was like,
I don't know Coco had cat.
She had a cat.
Coco of cat. I'll find a picture. There don't know Coco had cat. She had a cat. Coco have cat.
I'll find a picture.
There's a very funny story that I heard
after she died that,
hilarious.
Coco,
Coco at some point,
when she had it,
they gave her the cat as a kitten.
And one point Coco ripped the sink out of her habitat.
And when the people came in and found it,
she blamed it on the cat.
She like, side of the cat did it.
Didn't I also hear that Coco couldn't really sign that this?
Well, Eva, Eva Anderson really is like anti-Coco.
Is she a Coco truther?
Yeah, and she was a Coco time.
I'm like, oh, Coco, it's just a dog doing a trick.
Yes, Eva is like when people try to prove that
Steve you under can see. Well, you know, either, I'm never going to remember that one. Yes, Eva is like when people try to prove that Stevie Wonder can see.
Well, you know, you know, I've never done that one.
Oh, yeah, it's great.
There's a big conspiracy that Stevie Wonder's not actually.
Yesterday I was imagining being married to him.
I had a whole like, what?
I was listening to a flicking to be.
No, Stevie Wonder.
I was flicking my bean, I was driving the car.
I was listening to a Stevie Wonder song
and I was like, how incredible to be married
to somebody like that where like,
someone who would call me my sheree or more.
Yeah, but like just an amazing artist.
We saw him the other day at this thing I was doing
and it was, and it was like,
we're not, everyone was trying to figure out it.
You never will, then.
Everyone was trying to figure out if it was him.
Everyone was like, is that Stevie Wonder
or a Stevie Wonder looking guy?
And it finally came down to like,
I think he's not looking at anything.
And so we were like, it's,
and then it's,
he's holding that book upside down.
Right.
And then we heard what he was saying.
Oh, it is Stevie Wonder,
but it was a good five minutes
where people were crouched around.
Well, there's probably a reason why he wears sunglasses
because his eyes look like they can see.
Is that what you're saying?
What?
What are you saying?
No, I'm just saying we were like,
oh, he's, no, we just thought
it was a guy wearing sunglasses.
Oh, I thought you were seeing his eyes.
And then he looks like he's gonna come think of something.
We thought, oh, this is maybe just a guy wearing sunglasses.
It's just a cool guy with long braids.
He looks like he exactly likes TV Wonder.
But no, either Anderson, because she does magic, she knows all the mentalism stuff.
Right. And no, and, and, uh, does Eva do magic?
Yeah, well, she would do it once a year with her dad.
Oh, yeah, yeah, her dad, Terry Anderson. So once a year,
she would get the call to do their dual, duo act.
Oh, I know. And so she would
be, I know she would be a big no, it was at the magic castle on the one, one of the
time she invited me out of town.
That fills me with feeling.
Yeah, I know. I'll never get to see it again. But because she's in that whole circle of
the magic castle and all that, she, she knows that Coco is like, it's literally just a trick.
The interpreter is feeding all the information with just like Coco doing gibberish and
the interpreter is just saying like, oh, Coco says this, this, this, this.
To what end?
To make our kids silent, which?
No, it's not something where like anyone can interpret what Coco saying.
It's the interpreter is interpreting it.
Oh, so when the only man uses the same guy all the time,
well, how do we know?
Well, we can also hear her talking.
Wait, for the record, I just want to explain Stevie Wonder's blindness
since I asked him to go and blind.
Wait, real name.
Is he BB-8?
Yeah, he's BB-8.
Born blind eight.
Real name Alan Wonder.
He did all the noises for BB-8. So I'm a BB-8. That's not blinding. Real name Alan Wonder. He did all the noises for BB-8.
I'm a BB-8, truth or...
His real name is Steveland, like Steveland, Hardaway Judkins.
Steveland Hardaway Judkins.
Judkins.
The young Stevie Wonder was born six weeks premature in Saginaw, Michigan.
The stunted growth of blood vessels in the back of his eyes caused his retinas to detach.
The oxygen pumped into his incubator exacerbated the condition, leaving the tiny baby permanently
blind.
Oh, I wonder if that's something that you could take care of.
Excuse me, I'm kidding emotional.
No, I think that's something that you could take care of, you know, with modern science.
Like if we'd be able to catch it now and stuff that or something that you could take care of, you know, with modern science. Like if we'd be able to catch it now
and stop that or something.
Yeah, literally or something.
Oh, man.
Hey, should I tell the Cocoa Story or no?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to hear the Cocoa Story.
All right.
So I had this, I had someone whom I sat next to
in a lot of different classes.
Would you have that where like they would do you?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll put that a clean.
So I would be in several classes sitting next to this girl.
And she was my buddy and I really, you know,
she was as far as I was concerned out of my league.
And just she was my buddy and we would always talk.
And so my friend and I.
You're a fat buddy who is out of your league.
Oh yeah.
No, but I never, never entertain.
I have one.
You gotta have one. Everybody's got to have these. We're gonna have a sidekick. You gotta have it. You gotta have it. No, but I never never entertain
Sidekick
But I I was purely just happy being a friend like she was she was very cool We had a great relationship never ever never never never flick to any of my never flick your beans
your little beans
No, I am telling you truthfully when I say
Hands to God you never flick your little beans. I never flick my little to your cool pal
your balls about her
Never poked your balls. I thinking about this this girl. You've ever was doing, doing, doing, doing your balls.
Hello, everybody in there.
You never took a wooden spoon and then ladled your balls.
Paul.
That's how you masturbate before you even know how
when you're a kid.
You take a wooden spoon.
Do I do this with it?
Slap, slap, slap.
Just go to the kitchen, grab a bunch of
ambulance, figure it out.
What? Don't you understand? Don't, don't. of embellish, figure it out. What don't you understand?
Don't, don't.
No, I, he figured it out.
I never, I think, I think in order for this story to make sense, I think.
You guys start over.
No, no, it just, no, it just, I literally had zero feelings for her.
Okay.
Oh, she's cool, I like her.
Right.
So, my friend was dating someone who worked
at Coco's as a hostess. The restaurant. Coco's is a restaurant, sort of like a diner,
like a Marie calendars or whatever. And here, right? Yeah, they have Coco's here. Yeah.
That's why. Yeah. So that's why I know it. So they they were good buddies. His girlfriend
was good buddies with my friend and they worked together at Coco's. And so we went to go eat at Coco's.
So my friend could see his girlfriend and we had a fun time and we were hanging out.
And then as we're leaving, I go out into the car and my friend's girlfriend calls my
friend over and goes, Hey, hey, hey, she likes your friend.
And my friend comes out to the car and is like, oh my God, she likes you. My girlfriend
just told me she likes you. And I was and it said the girlfriend said the girl who was
out of your league like to. Yeah, she's like, she likes your friend is what she said.
Right. So this sets me off into a like a whole like, oh, well, she's so, I never thought that she, well, obviously she's
so great. I like her one calendar year of me.
Re-counter.
Re-counter.
And that's just a month.
One or a calendar year, which is just, I'm one of your earth months.
No, of just me being like wrestling with my feelings with her and it not being reciprocated
for some reason.
And then finally at the end of the year as we're going off to the summer, my friend clarifies
with his girlfriend.
She's like, no, no, I was talking about your other friend who wasn't there with you.
Like you're like your handsome friend.
Yeah, she likes, she likes Steve the guy on the football team.
And can I tell you, I'm very lost in this story.
Don't hear my question.
Did it change your dynamic with the girl?
Yes, because I was suddenly,
it changed your D.
I was suddenly acting like,
I was talking to her like,
what do we call it, a cheater D?
A cheater D?
A cheater D, man.
A cheater D.
That's what my T-shirt says.
A cheater D.
A cheater D.
A cheater D. It changed your dynamic. Oh, it changed sir. You are D. A cheat or D. A cheat or D.
It changed your dynamic.
Oh, it changed your D.
You're D.
A cheat, my D.
So this person came out of Coco's.
Yeah, my friend's girlfriend, and it was like, your friend's girlfriend.
I'm not using names.
I understand, I understand.
Yeah.
So, hey, my friend likes your friend.
What do you make up fake names?
Like your friend.
Make up fake names.
Okay, so when you heard that girl that was out of your league. Make up names make up fake names? Like your friend. Make up fake names. Okay, so when you heard that the girl that was out of your league.
Yeah.
Make up names.
Yeah, make up names, please.
Okay, so it was like Sephora.
Mary.
Sephora's the girl that you're leaving.
Maybelline is her friend.
And L'Oreal.
So Sephora likes your friend is what she says.
Sephora likes your friend.
And I'm the only friend there.
So it makes you like Sephora. Yes, because he comes out and goes Sephora likes your friend, and I'm the only friend there. So this makes you like Sephora.
Yes, because he comes out and goes Sephora likes you.
And suddenly this girl you thought you never had a chance with,
likes you first.
She likes me first, and I'm like,
Oh wait a minute!
What? Don't you get, do you need me to draw you a fuck?
No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm so confused.
Okay, you were not told that she likes you.
Let me tell a story.
I was, what?
What, what, what Laurie Al said.
She remember who Laurie Al is.
Laurie Al is the regular girl.
And who is my friend?
You're a friend of Sephora.
No, your friend is Mike or somebody else.
This is Mike.
Okay, for clarity's sake, Mike.
Mike, Mike comes out to the car and says,
Laurie Al told me that Sephora likes you.
Okay, because she said, Hey, Laurie Al told me that Sephora likes you. Okay.
Because she said,
Hey, Laurie Al likes your friend.
Okay, all right, now I got it.
And we went a year thinking she liked me
but was not reciprocating and not,
and I was too nervous to make the first move.
She's so nervous because she likes you.
She's never gonna do anything.
And the stupid Mike fucked all this up.
No, Mike didn't fuck it up.
I mean, he misunderstood.
Laurie Al should have said, your friend Dave. And a stupid mic fucked all this up. No, Mike didn't fuck it up. I mean, he misunderstood. He misunderstood.
He misunderstood.
But Lori Alshund have said, your friend Dave.
Yes.
The popular football guy, not.
She didn't consider you Mike's friend.
And we're both.
And we're even all this.
We're even.
We have to take a break.
Bye. of murder. And then we just must kill one of us and decide who did it. Okay. We must kill
one of us and decide who did it. Okay, so this is a simple game we all know and love. And
it's a little twist on it because I always thought it was called 20 questions but it's called
21 questions. Oh shit. One question. And that's the only thing that's different. So someone
thinks of something then we begin by asking questions and you cannot repeat a question that's been
asked and whoever guesses it right gets to start the next round.
If it ain't a bro, don't fix it.
This is a classic.
Yes.
21 questions.
Kevin will keep track of the amount of questions.
Shevon, excuse me.
And he doesn't want to, but he will.
Okay, so.
What the fuck else are you doing?
He looked at me so mad.
So real.
Steve Mons, and as the doctor says,
we wish you and me to be with you and me to be with you.
What are you just doing? Drops now?
We wish you and me to be with you.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
What just happened?
This is getting.
This is getting.
I'm just telling you, if this I don't like this evolution.
I love it.
And then we need you sure to say we wish you a Mitsubishi.
Okay.
I'm not the Earth thing.
Everything's branded.
Okay. Okay. Should I go first with my. Yeah, yeah, think ofishi. Okay. Another earth thing. Everything's branded. Okay. Okay.
Uh, should I go first with my
yeah, yeah, think of it?
Okay.
Think of it.
Yes.
You got it?
No.
Fuck.
You got it?
Yes.
Okay.
I'll go first.
Okay.
Is it a is it is it in?
You're just gonna try to guess it out right?
No, is it an album?
Oh, okay.
Is it, is it a living thing?
No.
God damn it.
Is it a mineral?
No.
Is it a vegetable?
No.
Are you counting the question?
I'm writing. Why are you writing them down?
Are you writing down the question?
Well, I think you can repeat a question.
Oh, okay, sorry.
He's actually doing a lot of good work.
Is it a common object?
Yes.
Is it made of wood? No. Is it made of wood?
No.
Is it made of stone?
No.
Is it...
A little old statue?
No.
Is it made of synthetic materials?
Yeah.
Is it... of synthetic materials? Yeah.
Is it the roof? No.
Is it too...
You're going too early on these guesses.
Is it useful?
Yes.
Is it clothing?
No.
Is it a piece of technology?
No.
Is it a tool?
Yes.
Is it round?
No.
No.
No.
No. Can you only answer yes or no? No, I, no, no.
Can you only answer yes or no?
No, I don't know, but okay, it's, it can be.
So it's sort of a tool and it's not typically around.
Okay.
Is it, and tool I'm using it really loosely.
Yeah, yeah.
Is it a phone?
No.
It's technology.
I don't consider it to be technology.
How many questions is that?
16.
Oh, 15.
That's so, so, so, so.
Thank God, thank God, I sure want to.
Okay, get really serious now.
So it's not technology, but it is a tool.
Would you consider technology to be like an invention, is that what it is, or what? Hold on a second, it's not technology, but it is a tool. Would you consider technology to be like an invention,
is that what it is or what?
Hold on a second, it's my question.
I know, but I'm just trying to do it.
I'm talking about technology, I was like electronics
as well as electronics.
Oh, it got you.
That's what I was saying.
It's not electronics, it got you.
And tool, it's not only a tool, it's a, I don't know.
Shit.
Is it in this room?
Yeah.
Is it a glass?
No.
You can't see it.
Is it behind me?
Corrid pups.
Is it Freddy Krueger?
It's in this room, but we can't see it.
Damn.
It's a riddle.
Fucking molecules and shit.
Fucking what the fuck is it?
Is it very old?
The invention of this thing has,
it's been around a long time.
I guess not doing yes or no is different,
because I can lead you.
That was probably a more useful.
It's been around for many, many, many, many,
many hundreds of years.
Hundreds of years, thousands of years, million?
No, I don't think so, but I would say at least hundreds.
I don't know how far back it actually is.
Hundreds and hundreds of years.
Well, actually thousands if we're talking about like
thousands and thousands of cultures and years.
Is it, oh, other cultures, it must be one of the great
pyramids.
You're on the right track with what I was getting at.
Really?
When this thing might have been in use in Egypt
But we use it today. We use it today
Is it and it's in this room?
Two more questions
But I can't it's in the room, but I can't see it.
Shudden, do you have a theory on what it is?
No.
Okay.
Thanks for that.
Okay.
I got, you know, is it up like a pulley or a...
No. Okay. Can okay, one more question.
Is it electricity?
No.
So I just, yeah, I guess we're out.
Can I give you another hint?
Okay, sure.
Kevin, you get to ask three questions.
Oh, hi.
Three.
The seven three.
Do you use it?
Yes.
Is it in your house? Yes. Do you use it? Yes. Is it in your house?
Yes.
Do you use it every day?
Yeah.
Is it up to your butt?
Yeah, it's my butt butt.
With a coconut.
Okay, did that help anybody?
No.
Because it's in here.
Here, it's in my purse.
Oh, is it a mirror?
No.
A tampon.
No. A gun? No. a mirror? No a tampon. No a gun. No
A key no a
Something about you ain't think about what the ancient yeah, what the ancient is
I didn't use is it a brain hook. Yeah, my brain
Is it hieroglyphics? All right, it's lipstick, motherfucker. Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Am I turned?
Okay.
Lipstick.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's a classic.
Try to keep it obvious.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
No.
I think this is a hard game.
So now, you can, you don't have to say it just yet, yes or no.
You can help guide us a little make it better.
Okay. We learned from that round.
I think of something, yes I do.
I know what it is, do you?
Very good.
Is this something?
Is this something?
I mean, no.
Is this something people use daily?
Is this something people use daily?
Not a lot of people. Okay.
But some people use it daily.
Some people use it daily.
So it's not alive probably,
unless it's just,
is it a tool?
No. Is it? Not really, no.
Is it something that rich people use more often than non-rich people?
I would not say so.
Okay.
Is it toilet paper?
So some people told you it daily?
No.
It is not toilet paper. Damn. Is this something that could fit inside a bread box? No. I forgot about that. Classic.
Classic. Is it something that can fit in this room? No. Whoa. Is it a structure people go inside? No is it
So camp you car
house but bigger than this room and it's not a tool not a building on an airplane
So then it's a big thing is it a
Is this a statue
big thing, is it a, is this a statue? What is it as that too? Just that same tone too.
It's not statue. Is this something that is like an idea in your head?
No. Are you crazy?
I swear it's real.
I mean, like, is it something people imagine?
Like it's not like a sexual object. It is an actual object. Okay.
Is it bigger than an airplane? Yes.
Is it, wait, we decided it's not a living thing?
It's not, well, we haven't talked about it. But people use it, but not daily. Not daily, and it's not a tool. And you don't go inside it. So it's not living it's not well. We haven't talked about it. But people use it. But not daily not daily
And it's not a tool go inside it
So it's not a boat
No, I wait or something
Do people go on it as if you can't hear a whole
You try to trick him if you looked around vertically, but
So do people go
If you looked around vertically, but so do people go
Not lately not lately. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, is it a bridge down? No
Something that is it in Los Angeles
No, is it many places? Yes
So no one has gone on. It's not.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It can be seen from California.
Oh California.
California knows how to park.
No one's gone on it.
Leave California.
We don't.
Some people use it daily, but not a lot of it. Lee. California. We don't some people use it.
The Paul.
I'm not a lot of kid Lee Johnson coming out.
The boss.
Yes.
Yes.
You can see it from California.
Oh, from so from it's it's in the water then.
So it would be.
Oh, Elk atras.
No.
Is it is it is it in the water? No.
Oh, they're fucker. How many is that?
That's sometimes it's on the water. Oh, oh, right. Yeah. That's kind of where I met. But yeah, okay,
so it's sometimes it's on, okay, but sometimes on the water. But no one's using it lately. You're not
a lot of people are using it lately. We haven't talked about if it's living. They haven't gone on it, Liam. Is it living? No.
Shit.
So it's not a whale.
It's bigger than an airplane and sometimes it's on the water.
Is it?
What?
Is it a shadow?
A shadow.
No, is it?
I don't know.
I think it's a shadow of an airplane.
I don't know.
Or shadows bigger than the actual things that there is.
But lots of people are using them every day.
Someone uses it every day.
It's sometimes it's on the water and it's fucking bigger than an airplane is what's bigger
than an airplane.
Like the Golden Gate Bridge, but that's not a bridge.
It's not a bridge. Sometimes it's
on a water, but people aren't using it all that much anymore. And you can see it from California,
sometimes it's on the water, but sometimes it's not on the water. So it's gotta be. Is it a island?
Is it an island?
It's not an island.
Is it made of metal?
No.
What?
It's not living, but it's not, well, I guess it could be organic in the sense of like fruit
is organic, but it can't be.
No, no, no, they can't be something bigger. No, no, no is organic, but. Is it organic? No, no, they can be something bigger than that. No, it's not a question, I'm a question.
It can't be something bigger than it.
Too late.
No, no, no, no.
What's that being used lately?
To ask if it was toilet paper.
Yes.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's not a concept.
It's bigger than an airplane,
and it can be seen from California,
but people aren't using it.
Is it like an abandoned place?
Like a...
That's why I thought Alcatraz.
But if it's not just, it's in several places.
So it's gotta be a generic name for something.
Like a bridge. You can't go inside it.
It's not a specific bridge. Yeah, okay.
You, uh, so what's like a bridge. It's not a specific bridge. So what's like a bridge?
Do we ask if it was a highway?
Yeah, we did.
We did.
But Lauren's question, I believe.
We said highway, but we, I don't know if we actually asked.
Do we ask that again?
Sorta.
Sorta.
How many are we at?
Is it 16?
Is it a highway?
No.
Damn it.
Wait, is it a, is it a by way damn it wait is it a is it a by way don't waste
It's I don't think it's anything from this land belongs to you
New York Island
Gosh But is it something like that?
Where is it?
Is it a mountain?
No.
Hmm.
Is it a natural structure?
Yes.
Is it the Grand Canyon?
No.
Is it titty?
Is it a Pamela and some sort of tits?
What?
Um, so a natural structure that can be seen from California is it oh, but it's sometimes
is on the water.
So it's not in space.
Um, bigger than an airplane.
Maybe it is, is it in space?
Yes.
It's in space.
So maybe it's them.
Oh, is it.
Is it the moon? Yes. Yeah. Wow. Yes, it's in space. So maybe it's them. Oh, is
Is it the moon? Yes. Yeah. Wow. That was close. Yeah. What can see it from everywhere? Paul Okay, that was good. I don't know if the moon is ever
Technically on the water and technically it's a concept. I don't believe in the moon. You can see the reflection of the moon on the
It's reflect you but you did you were thinking about the reflection of the moon. I was
Okay, fine. Good job. Good job. Thank you. Think of something. Okay
Don't think of toilet paper. Okay, whatever you do
Think of toilet paper. Okay. Whatever you do. I can think of it.
It's toilet paper.
It's all the ones to talk about.
Okay.
Uh, well, uh, yes, I'm ready.
Is it an man-made object?
Yes.
Hmm.
Maybe a woman. No chance. Yes.
Maybe a woman. No chance.
No chance.
So a doctor.
Women are only making new stuff on shark tank.
Is it on shark tank?
Yeah.
Is it a building?
No.
Oh.
You okay?
Yeah, I had a cut that I already messed up.
Is it, it's not a building.
Is it, is it something that I have in my house probably?
No.
Is it a vehicle?
No.
Is it,
you're breathing. Is it... Are you breathing?
I'm trying to break the silence.
Is it something I can hold in my hand?
Yes.
And get it all, I can hold it all.
Yeah.
So, like I can just touch it, grab it.
Yeah.
It's thick.
Is it common? Yes. Not the wrapper common. So we didn't guess it yet.
He's a man made object. Is it was it something that was invented past the 1950s? 50s. I'd say to give to give you to give you more info, I would say right around
then. Is it is. Is it something that. To an arrow from Lauren. Oh, sorry. So man made object made around the 1850s.
I say I thought of the moon pretty early on in that.
And I didn't want to say it because I didn't want to sound stupid.
All right.
So I'll be willing to sound stupid.
OK.
Is it a docks tail?
Is it?
OK.
So it's not like a TV because at least he said I wouldn't have it
probably.
And you wouldn't hold a TV or hand. And I can't hold it in my hand. Yeah. like a TV because at least he said I wouldn't have it probably you wouldn't hold a
Tear it in my hand. Although a screen's getting smaller these days. I tell you I can take their TV on the go
It's both good and bad. Enjoy the go
I mean screen show my content. I hate I fucking hate that's good
I had to shouldn't be the bears to be all the bears to be the mom
Another kid and were you doing it like that bears?
Is that your jacket that you did?
You did your shit at the tree.
Are you wiping your ass in your T.P.?
Um, T.P.
Man, man, T.P.
Man, man, T.P.
My bunghole.
Hey, you got a bunch of T.P. balls on your ass.
Hey, how embarrassing bear.
Um, okay.
I can fit in your hand.
Is it is it metal? No, is it cloth? No
Is it skin is it plastic? Yes
Okay, he's dead
Is it captain plastic. Hold on your hands.
Pilot of Twin Peaks.
Oh, sure.
And is it a common object that like you've already.
I did.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm afraid you lose.
No, what was the consequence of that?
Nothing.
You just can't do it doesn't count
There's a be a spank Kevin should spank himself
Yeah, okay into it now and we're constantly going to be speaking that's a punish when I say
Okay, it's it's made of plastic
Common invented in the 50s you can hold it in your hand, but not in your, it's probably not in your house.
Is it a frisbee?
No.
Is it a toy like that?
Yes.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Dracula?
No.
Is it a Rubik's cube?
No.
Is it a...
It's not circular. It's plastic.
You hold it in your hands a toy.
Is it a...
No, no, it's circular.
Is it... I can't believe I'm gonna ask you this. Is it softer hard?
Is it malleable?
No hard.
It's a toy, right?
A toy, is it?
Do kids still play with this toy?
Yes.
For the 50s.
Is it self-contained like what it does is the game or do you use it to do something else?
I would say...
Like a Rubik's Cube is done, but like crayons you use.
No, it's its own thing, but you can also use it with other things but it's you
know you if you buy it it's its own thing. Is it a light break? No. Is that plastic that is malleable?
That's malleable.
I would consider that, yeah, I know.
Why did I, I, I, I, I thought it was what you were getting at when you were at.
I was eliminating it with all those questions and then I asked it and I was, I blew a question.
Look.
Hold on, why not there yet?
How many?
Is it a fun for the whole family or is it a solo activity?
I wouldn't say the whole family would be interested in this.
No.
Normal families are your family.
That's not a question.
I'm kidding.
But I mean, it's not a thing where it's like,
like a Rubik's cube or anything like that,
where it's like anyone in the family
would be all that interested in this, you know?
It's pretty much directed at, you know, one age range.
Yeah.
Is it a doll?
Yes.
Wow.
Is it a cabbage?
No.
You only have one left, right?
Or is that it?
Is it a Barbie?
Is it a Barbie?
It's a Barbie, but you are out of question.
Where was the 21st question the doll?
Yes.
Damn.
I blew it on the...
They don't call it 22 questions.
Lauren, like this game.
Such a look.
Such a look.
Such a look from Lauren.
I can't get it.
Sorry.
I liked it.
That's what I liked.
I liked it.
I liked it.
I blew that game because it looked good.
That was fun. It was silly Putty question. And if you were
listening at home and you knew it was a Barbie from question seven, then I invite you
to come and get and come spank Kevin. Come spank. Come spank. Kevin. All right. We're at
a time. We're at a time. I had fun. I had fun. I hope you had fun.
We hope you had fun.
And we'll see you next time on
three times.
Three times.
Name that dude.
Bye.
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