Threedom - Threevisiting: Chicken In the Corn!
Episode Date: September 12, 2023Threevisiting on the Tues: The Threedom Boys discuss funny memes, learning a new skill and play Play it Again. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedomusa@gmail....com. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).
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Welcome back to 3D my bill cause me I'm what I'm Louis CK and I'm charlie Rose
I'm what I'm Louis K and I'm Charlie Rose
Charlie Rose is a great name. It is a great
Rose is such a cool last name and only the two of the biggest assholes have ever had it Pete Rose and Charlie Rose
Rose
Oh, yeah, I picture the football field. I'll give you that. Did you really? Yeah.
Why did you picture when you took a picture?
You can't bring grass, those white lines, and the hopes and dreams of so many young men.
Why not?
What about the green eyes?
What about the pictures?
I pictured the pictures!
Oh, the lips, like cherry is good to touch.
The green grass of love.
Millennials, I'm with you.
I have no idea what the...
It's a big Gen X song.
Yeah, we loved it.
Jen Ek loves Tom Jones, singing the green, green, green,
grass of home.
P. Rose said a funny thing.
It was a real asshole thing, but it was a really funny thing.
Right, exactly. When they were somebody was telling him about a player in the in the Japan league that was about to
like a obliterator record a bit of his and his response was oh we can start counting high school games now.
It was real. It really is funny. See that video of oh god I'm gonna I'm gonna mess up. Madonna like a virgin. I'm honestly gonna mess up every detail of it. Okay, great.
Let's see what you can go over.
It was an NPA.
NPA.
The NPA.
An NPA.
I didn't mean to do that.
NPA player.
His son was scoring a...
No, I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to do that.
NPA player.
His son was scoring a...
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to do that.
NPA player.
His son was scoring a slam dunk.
Jesus Christ.
I was just looking at him.
He was scoring a slam dunk, yes.
And then the dad who's in the NBA,
he was like,
Woo, he's celebrating on the court. And then everyone's like, there's like tweets that. He was like, woo, he's celebrating on the court.
And then everyone's like,
there's like tweets that are split between like,
should he be on the court?
And like, I wish mind I was like that.
It was like people were like.
Oh, we're on James, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, he should be on the court.
He's a fucking LeBron James.
Of course, when people were like,
if I'm going on the court,
like the other time,
it would be kicked off swiftly.
It's like, shut up.
I hate everyone.
You're not a famous basketball player.
Yeah, like everyone there wants to watch him react that way.
Yes.
Like, come on.
I think when I watch a show like so you think you can dance where the contestants are,
they're like in the auditions, like the parents are there in the audience and everything.
And the parents are crying watching their children dance.
At some point I always think, what would it be like to have supportive parents like that?
Where from you?
What if they were here crying during this episode?
Dude, on the bachelor's.
If only they had lived to hear freedom.
That would have been the thing of the greatest regret of your life.
If it pushed a number on the top, they would have been like, Paul, we get it now.
We understand.
Those three to boys.
We get it.
On the bachelor's, after the final rose,
they had the parents of one of the contestants was there
and they were sobbing.
They were sobbing and so proud of it.
Out of pride.
And when he was kicked off.
And he was kicked off.
And they mentioned how they had...
Sex four times.
He had sex four times in a windmill and they're like
His dad's puffing up his trust and I was like this is
Better you proud of your sons working penis
He's 25 and he fuck four times. I would be very proud of I had a son who was such a coxman on television
As I have sex in a windmill multiple times
the final sun who's such a coxman on television as I have sex in a windmill multiple times.
Windmill.
It's my one regret about being child free by choice.
What if that was?
If only I had a son,
who fights a lot.
I just wish.
I just know how many times our kid would have had sex
in one night.
I can't even imagine my parents sobbing at anything.
My parents, I think would be really embarrassed
if I was on the bachelor.
My parents have cried at things they've done though
a lot of times.
Oh, I'm sure, because your parents are great.
They're so nice.
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I've never seen you so nervous.
Uh-huh.
For some people, like,
I know.
They love decision.
And I was like, no, I'm not.
Yeah.
It's like, yeah, I'm semi-nervous about,
you know, being in front of a big crowd of people,
which, you know, I have stage fright.
But I'm a grown man, dad.
Yeah.
I'm 30 whatever.
And she's 12.
And he's being picked up a duke.
And basically, he's her dad.
By the way, can I say something?
Yes, sir.
There are people out there who truly think that because of the show that
Cool Up was underage when we started dating.
We just put it to rest.
It is not true.
It is not true.
God is not a Jerry Sunfell.
He also would not be laughing if that were the case.
And I don't think I can say about that.
I don't think I'd be friends with Scott
if he married someone who was under age.
They would even start dating.
I mean, yeah, start dating.
He wouldn't even so much about you.
She was still in Minnesota when she turned 18.
That's why you couldn't get her.
You got the receipts?
I've got the receipts and here they are. I've got the receipts and here they are. I've got the receipts
and here they are. My CVS coupon the other day was your CVS coupon. CVS coupon. Okay. You took
a seat on the CVS. I mean receipt. Yeah. Okay. I'm not talking well today. Well, it's very early. By the way, it's very early.
So early, I barely had a word.
It's so early.
Lauren has, Lauren needed it to be very, very early.
No, you needed it to be.
No, I needed it to be.
I said it could be late.
I said it could be a four.
You needed it.
No, I didn't.
No one needed it.
No, I just said I gots it.
I did not need to do it between one and four. That was all. Well neither could you?
Should this be no I could
They're so I was free until eight o'clock tonight. I could have done an
We said well, no, but then we go. Let's do it at 10 guys. This should be a spin-off podcast where we just
People love the when I tell you I'm very tired right now. I'm not exaggerating. Why are you so tired? Was it watching the bachelor's night? We're all waiting for that. Watch at the bank.
And doing your Instagrams.
I was.
I know.
My Instagram has become like a serious chore.
But that was the...
I know.
Because people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it.
I know people like it. I know people like it. I know people like it. I. Yeah, okay. I'm not gonna commit to that because it's every Monday and Tuesday
I can't do that. I can't do that. Okay. I had to be able to watch that whenever I feel like it
I can't feel like there's a time
Yeah, taking clock. Yes, but my Instagram story was so long last night that it started deleting the first ones
Oh, so I put them all on my highlights, but I was like looped around my dashes were so small
that I was humiliated. But I need everyone to watch them. I I finally tried to watch all the way
through of one of your stories for you watch the bachelor. I didn't try to watch. They wouldn't even try before. The dashes were like periods. Yeah. And I wasn't like.
Because the moment made it.
What?
What?
What?
Well, you couldn't get through it because why?
It was just so much.
I know.
I watched a lot of it.
Let me tell you something.
It started off being like really sporadic throughout the episode.
And I was like, here's a funny thing.
Yes.
Then people started going, I only watched the show through you.
This is like how I know what's happening on the show. Then I'm like, well, I don't want to but here's a funny thing. Yes. Then people start going, I only watch the show through you. This is like how I know what's happening on the show.
Then I'm like, well, I don't want to leave out
anything really crucial.
So then I'll do like stories that are kind of like,
okay, just so you know, like this is kind of
what's happening right now.
And now it's turning into me like recapping.
Yeah, live recapping.
Live recapping, shortening the episode by like a dot.
And I took over it and just say whatever I feel.
Yeah, but people, I don't think anyone said,
I only watch the show through you,
could you include more detail?
Yeah, they're like, yeah,
I really need to get all the importance stuff.
This system is fine as they don't care about that.
It's so, it's so hard because I wanna do a service
to the world and this is the only thing you can think of.
That's why we're doing this.
I didn't think of that.
You didn't think of charity work? No, didn't think of it. Didn all you do. That's why we're doing this. That's why we're doing this. I didn't think of that. You didn't think of charity work?
Didn't think of it.
Didn't come up.
Anyway, that's that.
Anyway gang.
Anyway gang.
So we're all tired.
Are you tired?
I got a good amount of sleep.
I watched the bachelor.
I was, yeah, I was asleep.
You guys are real late night textures, by the way.
I'm always asleep anytime you guys are texting
after, say, 10 o'clock.
Is it about 10?
Yeah, I go to bed around 10. And I always wake up and there's like seven texts between
the two of you and I always think, well, it's friends I have.
Well, no, it's just, I wish I was as funny as them.
I missed it. I can't chime in now. It's been nine hours.
That does it.
Stop me, bro.
Yeah. I chime in with a bucket. When I get the text, it's brand new to me and I chime in now, it's been nine hours. That does stop me, bro. I chime in with, I get this.
When I get the text, it's brand new to me, and I chime in.
Oh my God, I saw the funniest meme.
Oh.
Ah.
Okay.
I keep thinking about it.
Maybe I can play it for you, because it's a sound.
I've just scrolled through my thousand funny.
You want to plug into this.
Sound meme.
Yeah, I want to plug in.
Here you go.
Plug it in, plug it in.
I love you call it a meme.
It's a sound.
Work.
Yeah.
Do you know where that comes from, that glade plug-in song?
No.
Is it a parody of a song called Rub-It-In, Rub-It-In?
It is.
By Billy Crash Cradock.
And I remember seeing a commercial, like one of those,
like, K-Tel kind of commercials for his album.
It just attacked him.
And it was the greatest hit of him.
Kevin just physically assaulted Lauren.
He fell on me quote unquote.
Buh!
All in the opinion, support him was my kids.
It's an open secret in the engineering world
that Kevin would follow on people.
If you just are Kevin falling towards you like this,
waving, hands out and like fingers flexing. Okay, this. Woo! Hands out and like finger-splexing.
This is the meme.
Wait a minute, I got this.
Finishing his story about Craddock.
Billy Crash Craddock.
And it was his greatest hits compilation.
I've never heard of this guy.
But he had a song called,
rubiddiun rubiddiun.
It's like a country dude.
Right.
Then he had a follow-up song to that called,
you rubbed it in all wrong.
You rubbed it in all wrong. No.
That's sick.
You rubbed.
So the first time didn't work.
And now is he admonishing or is he giving tips on how to rub it in right?
I think he's just a bad boss.
Like first he's ordering you to rub it in.
And then he's not satisfied with the rubbing in quality.
At this point, why aren't they just coming up with a, why are they paying this guy so much money
for these commercials, just come up with your own,
if no one has ever heard of this song,
Rubidion, Rubidion.
Right.
Well, why bother?
Keep in mind, I was a child.
Yeah, and this was not a song for children.
Right, let's not song for children.
When you were an adult, you put aside childish things.
Yes, and then I learned to love Rubidion, Rubidion.
Right.
All right, What do we have
in the meme world going on? This is that. Let's check in with Lauren's meme corner. I followed
this account called, which I would, let me tell you, I would literally never follow this account
because the name is so bad. Who am I thinking of? The fat Jewish. Fat Jewish. The account is called
basic white bitches.
Better than fuck you, I guess, I guess.
And I only follow it because my mom kept sending me stuff
from it.
Basic white bitches.
And your mom kept sending you stuff from it.
And it was private, so I couldn't see.
So I was like, let me, I'll just start following
so I can see all these names.
She's sending me.
And this one that came up is hilarious.
And it off at the pass.
It says, I am going to bed early tonight.
And then it says me at 1.30 AM. Oh
What's it from how do we report it? We reported I love this so much, I also have an idea of I'm going to bed early today and then it was 3am you're just getting your room in your room.
I have to say that is I think my favorite type of internet meme.
The one where it's like, I'm gonna do something and then you take a video from something else.
Me when this happens.
Yeah, whatever.
I really, it's the one of the few that I really enjoy.
I like the Kamala Harris waving one.
I've seen a couple of those.
There's one.
She's waving really, really slowly at someone far away or something. Yeah, it's like my pulse when I see them.
I really see this.
That's our future president.
First example.
That's the first one I can think but there was one before it.
The one I remember I think I might have been Lewis Fertel was me watching my dinner guest leave,
knowing that I've poisoned each and every one of you.
I love it.
I never think to do any,
well, I never see any videos like that either.
I know, you know what?
It never occurs to me either.
I only see them when someone else does that to me.
And I really enjoy them.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the dancing like goats,
the ones who are just sort of like walking in the unison.
It's like a specific kind of humor
that is happening now that I wonder,
who is making these?
Because like the accounts that post that.
Who's finding these funny videos?
Who's making them?
Just keep on.
Well, I remember seeing that goat video just on its own.
You saw the goat's.
And then seeing it.
You saw what? Remember that goat's. Wait, what is that? Oh, look at that, Lauren. Joe, something.
No, it's TSE dot com. All right. Fine.
Is that a meme that I use?
If it no, if it rick rolls me, I'll kill you.
No, it's to me worse than that. It's one. It's super old.
It's helped me.
It's been about opening your asshole.
Yes.
Is it something about opening your asshole?
No, it wasn't.
Okay, it was an internet shock site.
It's front page feature to picture entitled Hello dot J P G showing a naked man
widely stretching his ass with both hands.
This is fucking
people widely stretching his anus with both hands.
Goats.cx. So it's supposed to be goat sex.
Right. But it's not going to get changed.
So I put away the only reason that his anus with both hands.
The only reason I want goat sex.
The only reason I know about it is because you love that and that makes you
I just use a reference to it in something which I can't talk about but but a thing coming up
So I was like what is it again because I remembered I remembered it from like Scott's writing for the Mark Twain prize
I remember it from like 20 years ago
What I was like good good
She acts that's your the Mark Twain
I was like, go to go to see.cx that's you at the mark twain. They remember.
Remember?
Go to the ass.
They make him do it itself.
The good.
So it's the ex.
He thought it was a website, but it was, oh man, why at least spreading this ain't
it?
With both hands.
Do you think any of us will ever get like the presidential medal of all?
Not me.
Not me.
You might.
I will. They have this all has to be deleted.
What?
I was what we were just talking about.
Every, I have to be dead.
Every podcast ever been on.
Right.
Ah.
If I want a chance.
Well, didn't any Murphy win it?
Yeah, I still got it.
He won like some prize like that.
Yeah.
Congressional medal of honor.
Yeah.
I don't want that.
That's just a serious.
I mean, I want it, but I mean, like, the idea me getting that seems impossible. I think no, you'll never get it.
But how do you get a congressional metal of honor? You just, it would be like rows of parks or something.
Yeah. What did that mean? What did he, no, he didn't win it. No, I'm kidding. He didn't.
He didn't make a congressional honor. What is it called the presidential, it's not the middle of it.
Physical fitness awards. Yes. Do you think you'll ever win that?
I could do one pull-up.
You'd win the award for at least about a pull-ups a man can do.
I mean, one.
Yeah, but no other people could do less than you.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
You can do zero.
Everyone else will do it too.
You know what I'm still doing pull-ups?
Right, right, right, right.
Did you have to do those?
Or was that gone by the time?
Oh, how many you could use?
Stretch.
No, you used people to hang forever.
That was like, so you had the option
of doing it as many pull ups as you could
or you could hang for as long as you could.
Oh, you're gonna pick pull ups.
Boys.
Shows offs.
Well, doing pull ups was like better, but I would hang I could hang forever.
Yeah, sure.
I could just I was just hanging for like so long and then at a certain point they're like
all right, stopping timing you and then like yeah, look, I get off.
I love to see you hanging from a tree.
Oh my god.
That's a threat monster.
That would get you kicked off Twitter.
I know that's why I said it That would get you kicked off Twitter.
I know, that's why I said it here.
He's not gonna kick us off this show.
Dark monster.
Yeah, Kevin is our at Jack.
And he's not changing it.
But if you're like, Jack, kick him off this show.
Jack, come on, suspend his account.
Please, Jack, I beg of you.
Delete your account.
Delete your account.
Delete your account. Can we account. Delete your account.
Can we all delete our account at the same time?
Yeah, that would be fun.
I gotta say, I am too much on Twitter.
Too much time on your hand.
But I still like it.
I know.
I come back till I've...
You're back in?
Still frustrating sometimes.
Still frustrating sometimes.
Still frustrating, time.
Still frustrating, time.
Still frustrating, time.
Still frustrating, time Still frustrating time. Still frustrating times. Still frustrating times.
But overall, you're exasperated.
No, I'm just like thinking about the listener
and how like we just devolve so quickly.
I'm happy about it.
I'm not exactly.
I'm happy thinking about them.
I'm their frustration.
A Laurencent of theic, by the way.
Oh good.
On our phones.
Good.
Yeah, I think it is good.
Well, I just feel like... Yeah
Is this from the next star
Is it corn can
Corn can make more sense on the corn. I thought it was corn, but I was corn can. Corn can? Corn can makes more sense.
Corn can.
But what does he mean?
But he's not trying to make sense.
Is he?
I don't know.
What if he is desperately trying to make sense?
When you first saw David Byrne wearing that big coat,
did you think?
Oh my.
Everything's different now.
I'm trying to decide whether I saw Rich Hall parody it before I saw the actual thing. Probably not.
I saw the movie in the theater.
So did I.
Stop making sense.
In Hermosa Beach.
And what?
Oh, you beat me.
Where are you trying to get there?
I saw it in Philadelphia.
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia, the theater of the living arts.
Wow.
Which was it?
Lauren, you're being kind of sending.
No, I like the name.
The arts are alive.
It was a movie theater.
It was an art house movie theater.
Now it is a performance venue, but it was an art house movie theater at the time.
Wasn't like going to the art house movie theater so cool when you were young?
Abs.
Yes.
It was like, wow, I'm seeing a movie
that a lot of people don't even know even is a thing.
We have fun in San Luis Obispo.
It was a very smart.
Yeah.
San Luis Obispo when I was in college
and it was like, we would just go there everywhere.
I mean, that was, that was when Art,
you know, independent films too,
were like huge at the time.
It was like, you know.
What I find very comforting about those movie theaters
is that they all have the exact,
they show the exact same movies.
Right.
So like you'll always see a double feature of a hard day's night
with the monkeys head.
Like that's always there.
Like that's always there.
Eraser head.
Eraser head.
Yeah.
With head.
Why does it make the movie?
Eraser and head.
Why do the Beatles make, they made a couple movies.
Why do they do that, though?
They do that because people like De Beatles.
Well, I guess because people don't really get to
see them that much without the internet.
Yeah.
And so it'd be like a way to get on them.
The movies are actually pretty funny and fun.
They have like lines and stuff.
I kind of always picked up being more like music videos.
There are no, so I could, it's a lot of them.
I can't tell whether they're sort of improvving,
but I know they're scripted because they're too funny.
Yeah. But they deliver them really well. Yeah, they're sort of improving, but I know they're scripted because they're too funny. Yeah, you know what I mean,
but they deliver them really well.
Yeah, they're very good.
They're very charming and...
Yeah, so surprising.
Hard days and nights pretty good.
Maybe someday.
Hard days and nights good, help is not as good,
but it's still fun.
Like they were ahead of their time with like,
the, the, there's like a fight scene
that has like comic books down effects
before Batman did it.
Right.
And then Yellow Submarine,
which is an animated movie,
which is weird.
And head is not that great in my opinion.
No, head is very experimental and it's very of its time.
But if you were to watch Arnold Schwarzenegger's eraser
and head, it would be just like watching a razor head.
My aunt had a video that she took at a Beatles concert,
like a home movie. And then she really, like
back in the day, yeah. And she watched it so many times that it burned. Whoa.
Oh, no. Yeah. Isn't that sad? So she took like a super eight. Yeah.
Movie. Where did she see them in Chicago? Some? Um, and yeah, it would have been in Chicago
or Indiana, but we should have made everybody put their video recorders in a bag. All their
super. Yeah. I know. Like rerun. Put them in those in a bag. All their super gamers, like rerun.
Put them in those lockbacks.
Oh, rerun.
Oh, rerun in the Dooby brothers.
You don't understand what we're talking about.
And will we be the last people to ever talk about it?
Do you know from that sitcom in the 80s?
Yes.
What's happened?
What's happened?
No, mixing up two things.
rerun.
What's that one from?
What's happened?
Dino might.
Yeah.
Dino might is good times.
What's rerun?
What's happened?
I'm going to look at that.
What's rerun?
I keep saying this.
Computer, what's rerun?
I keep saying it and you keep the game.
I want to see a picture of him.
Oh, he's adorable.
He's adorable.
He's adorable.
Fred Berry.
Fred Berry, RIP.
RIP.
Oh, yeah.
He was on that Albert.
No, no, that was cartoon.
And we're Bill Cosby, one of the other.
He looks like...
Oh, I'm just not like I'm being...
He was on the fat album.
It truly looks like...
Oh my god.
Isn't that the fat Albert theme?
Um, give me the...
What's happening to this? How are you going to watch that? Oh my god. Isn't that the fat Albert theme? Give me the thing.
What's happening to you?
What's happening to you?
Pooh.
Twing on a single song for you.
What's happening is this.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah.
Waaaaaah. Waaaaaah. Waaaaaah. Waaaaaah. Waaaaaah. That was just raised by TV. I was gonna crush on D. I know this is raised by TV where I go,
is he from that?
No, is he from that?
No, is he from that?
Oh, okay.
I'm like wrong on everything.
Okay, so rerun.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
rerun snuck in.
He was going to a Dubie Brothers concert.
I don't feel like I really am familiar with this show.
He was like approached by,
he was gonna go, I think he already had tickets.
And he was approached by a guy like,
hey, while you're there, could you tape record it?
Because I, I'm a secret concert taper.
Yeah.
And so he was just an old fashioned,
with an old fashioned reel to reel, I think.
No, it was not a real.
It wasn't a, okay.
It was, yeah, but it was one of those boxy tape recorded
that people had in their homes.
So he had to wear a trench coat over it.
But he, he loved the, the dooby brother. The dooby brothers were so good that he had to wear a trench coat over it, but he loved the, the Dubie brothers,
the Dubie brothers were so good that he had to do the rerun dance, which if you will remember
it was sort of like this. I see a little image of it. And then the tape recorder fell out
and spilled out right in front of the Dubie brothers. Yes. And then all went to the edge.
By the way, they're playing a tiny, tiny venue. Right. And I guess it was their old high
school or something.
Oh, okay.
Then I don't know if we were supposed to think
they were all literal brothers.
They were a family that went to the school.
Well, they all moved to the edge of the stage
all pointing at it.
Pointing at it.
Pointing at it.
And then didn't they come by wherever they used to hang out?
The next day it is talked to rerun about why that's wrong.
Yeah.
Was rerun, why was his name rerun?
It was that before they had reruns of TV shows?
Oh, they didn't have the technology
to rerun television shows until 1990.
Where they called that reruns.
I think I think.
It's a serious question.
Okay, okay, let's look.
Tim was a certain, we're all very upset.
He was called, I think if memory serves, he was in some kind of dance crew and that
was like his dance name and then it just carried over into the show.
But was it based on the word rerun from television shows being rerun?
Yeah, he did not invent the word rerun.
No, I wonder if it meant something else.
I understand what you were wondering.
I do not know if it meant something else.
To him, maybe it meant something else, but reruns have been around since.
Damn it.
Like you'd be a kid and you go, oh, no, it's a rerun.
Yeah, yeah, since the 50s probably.
Since you were little.
Since Cool Up was nothing but-
I wonder when they first started-
I star in the sky.
reruns, that took balls.
Like the first time that they-
The first time that I ever had is like-
You know what? We don't have a new one. We're gonna show you an old one. And they didn't get any residual. They didn't get any residual. That re-runs, that took balls, like the first time that they were having something. The first time that ever happened is like,
we don't have a new one, we're gonna show you an old one.
And they didn't get any residual.
That's right.
Yeah.
Do you know the story of the Wellington's?
No.
I knew you didn't.
Were they brothers?
They were, no.
But they did go to the same one.
It's okay, great.
They were the ones who sang the theme song for Gilligan's Island.
And they're the only people other than the producers who made
Cut in on the money.
Yes.
Because of publishing rights.
And so all the cast who are on that show that was rerun
countless times.
Millions of times.
They got nothing.
Why do I have to go to some autograph session
at the Berlin-Garland Hotel?
That's horrible. Our rich beyond rich. Rich is creases. I'd love to be autograph session at the Wellington hotel. That's horrible.
Our rich beyond rich.
Rich is creases.
I'd love to be one of them.
Wellington.
Me too.
Hashtag me too.
Wellington.
Hashtag.
Wellington's.
If you're enjoying the show, hashtag,
Wellington's Hashtag Wellington's.
Don't say it.
Hashtag fun times.
Hashtag rewrite.
Hashtag fun times.
Hashtag fun times. Hashtag fun times. fun times funs out buns out funs out
buns out.
We are the good times theme because I was disappointed.
I have no memories about what's happening.
So I want good time.
Good time theme is great.
Let's hear that good times theme. You need time, you need a baby. Good time, you need a baby.
Good time, you need a baby.
In the time you're right on the run,
making hands so, not getting hold of.
So, keeping your head above water,
making a way when you can't.
Temporary layoffs.
Good time, easy credit, rebel. Good time, scrubs it out. I'm a little bit tired. I'm a little bit tired. I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.. Shoreline? I think.
I don't know what that means.
Did Dave Chappelle posit that it was hanging in a chowline?
Hanging in the chowline?
Chowline maybe.
Oh, that makes sense.
It doesn't?
You know, the chowline.
Shoreline? What?
Chowline? Oh, no.
I'm gonna look it up.
All right, why are you looking at it?
Why are you looking at it?
Look it up, look it up.
You looked it it all wrong.
We have to take a break. We'll be right back.
And we're back. We are back.
We missed you.
I love it.
I missed you so much.
And we go to a cold, dark void when a break happens. When you can't hear us. I miss you so much. We go to a cold dark void when Frank happens.
When you can't hear us, we're floating in space
with bun baptized babies.
It's terrifying.
I'm getting used to it.
I'm still scared.
But then we get to talk and we're here.
Yeah, then we get to talk and we're here.
Oh, then we get to talk and we're here.
We're here, we're here.
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I don't think so.
What am I in the process of learning?
Or what's something you've learned?
Or what's something you want to learn?
I will say I would like to go back to school.
To do what?
I thought I'd look really at the danger field.
You want to go to school because you didn't finish?
Can't finish.
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I didn't need the men.
I don't need them now.
History.
Do you feel you have big gaps in your knowledge?
Yeah, I have a big gap.
I'm here to go to the top.
Go to the top.
No, I did a show in Philadelphia and my old history.
So where is that?
I don't even know.
My history teacher came to the show.
It's we did supery go to the top.
Oh, really?
Wow, it's nice. And we did a mean great afterwards. And history teacher came to the show. We did super-go. Oh, really? Wow.
It's nice.
And we did a mean great afterwards.
And then he was in the line.
I didn't know.
And then I looked up and there he was.
You recognized him.
It took me a second.
But I got him a New York minute.
Yeah.
You know what?
You were right on this one, Scott.
That's cool.
New York minute is a second.
Is that true?
Do you think that's what that. And he told me. That's cool. That's cool. Do you feel that way? Do you feel that way?
That's what that might be.
And he told me, he emailed me and said he watched both shows.
I was very touched.
And he said, he emailed me and said that I clearly had retained a lot from that history
class.
He could tell from the...
Stop trying to take credit.
History teacher. He was tell from the stop trying to take credit. History teacher.
Paul's funny.
I told it.
It was all because of what you said in that one semester.
A New York minute is a second because as it was explained to me, a New York minute is
a second because it's in the time.
In the time that it would take in other places, then New York to like honk at someone because like a light is green.
Like it would take you a minute to be like,
excuse me sir, in New York it's like a split second.
So that's why a New York minute is like instantaneous.
Okay.
Now who explain this you don't have like?
Yes.
It's all in the lyrics there.
They don't do it.
He explained.
Woo. I took this song in.'s other places. It would take a minute, but
it New York is a second in a New York minute. What's something you're learning, big brain?
Sorry, no one honestly. I everyone must know that I have a flim problem when I'm on podcasts. It's not.
Well, this is early today, but I will say it happens to me like when I'm talking on podcasts,
some more than when I'm talking in real life. I don't know what it is. And if anyone out there
is able to, I've been to the ENT and the, I have no issues. What are your necklaces?
My necklaces is an L and then, um,
My necklace is an L and then... Um...
...
...and alien.
An L and an alien.
No, you can't have them together.
I feel like I'm from other space.
Right now I'm trying to pick up again the ukulele
because I bought it when I was in London.
Oh, like a real K Makouchi.
I know. Well, I bought it when I was in London
because my friend when we were there was buying one and I was like,
I want to do it.
It's the best place to get them.
Well, yeah, it was just, it was, it's obviously not,
but it was just, I was, you know, wanting to be part
of the group.
So I got one.
Like, oh, that'll be fun.
Well, she was buying one for her and her sister.
And so then I was, I wanted to be one of the three
that had them.
Yes. We were all working on homes and wats and together. Yes. And so I was like, I wanted to be one of the three that had them. Yes.
We were all working on homes and wats and together.
Yes.
And so I was like, well, I'm alone in my apartment a lot.
That would be good for me.
And this is the person that played the queen.
Yeah.
No, this is Will Ferrell's assistant.
Oh.
And.
And just Jill Ferrell.
Yeah, Jill Ferrell.
Yeah.
He only hires people whose names arrive with him.
And I was like, I was working on it for a little bit
when I was there, but I fell off pretty quickly.
And then it's been now two years or something.
And I was like, you know what?
I want to try to gang, because I have also
my gut me a guitar that I've never played.
And I'm like, feel bad about that.
So I have to bust out my guitar more,
because a cool up got me a really nice one.
And then for a while, I was like in every day,
yeah, practice her.
She hasn't given me any fucking guitars.
I honestly, like, can I talk to about this?
That's cool, and it's like,
no, Coobs give me several guitars.
But it's like giving someone a pet
because you're like, there's guilt
if you don't do it or like,
let me ask you this,
why did he give you the guitar?
Because I'd been saying I wanted to have a play.
Oh, okay.
But I told him what I told him now almost three years later.
How many chords you know?
None, okay.
And I told him,
I'll teach you guitar.
I want to learn.
Okay.
I told him,
Dan Smith, 500 an hour.
He should have given me lots.
Whoever got that,
I'm just saying he was dancing.
Dan Smith,
that guy who had that sign up,
that was the guy who got to hear.
Yeah, Dan Smith will teach you guitar.
I remember.
But I felt like I told him he should have given me lessons
with the guitar like
sun.
Yeah.
So how are you supposed to
fuck you Mike?
How are you so
to figure it out yourself?
That's the that's the part where I get seven.
I'm like, well, I don't feel like trying to figure that out.
And then you're at least a book.
Yeah, or something.
I like to like make the strings different colors.
Something to make it easier.
We went on, we were watching online, he can.
We were watching online and like we're trying,
he was, you know, he knows more than I do,
but I was trying to learn, but it's also really painful.
So I put my, you guys really, really easy.
So I went back to that and I'm learning how to play my girl.
Have you ever heard the Eddie Vetter ukulele album?
No. it's great
Devon's heard it. He's nodding in the booth. Yeah, yeah pick it up because it's got it
So it does exist. It kind of is the problem. It's songoff. Yeah, can I tell you which one? Oh
I have to know let me the guy just, that's just nonsense, right? He's in an actual language.
No, I think he's just making like fun noises.
Okay, all right.
I was afraid like,
No, he's just going,
I was enjoying it and then I was like,
am I being racist?
No, I think he's literally just singing a little ditty.
All right, but again, serious.
What do you get to the core?
It's serious. Here's some of the eddy, there. I'll right. Check it on the chord. But again, Syria. When he gets to the chord, it's serious.
Here's some of the eddy-
But I'll go to side.
Check it on the chord.
Check it on the chord, can't.
I'll never be this good.
This is so cute.
I love this.
I love his voice. It's beautiful. Oh my God. I got to download that now.
I was just in, speaking of learning things, I was just in, you can go to goatsy.com and
download it. No results for Eddie Vetter on.
You can lay me songs.
Is what?
Am I spelling Eddie Vetter wrong?
Probably.
How are you spelling it?
Are you on I-2?
Bleep up and up and up.
I'm on some playlist.
No. B-L-B-B-B-B-B's going on? Jamie told me because I saw her at a play.
Oh, yes, that's right.
You saw her at Fieldmas play.
Yes.
I had to do a, in the script that I had to do a little soft shoe.
Oh, cool.
Which I, you can do.
No, I can't.
I don't know.
I don't know any.
Anyone can imitate a soft shoe by just-
That's what I did.
I mean, that's what I did.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I did.
But I had promised myself, you should sprinkle some sand down first.
I had to do that too.
Oh, you did?
Oh, great.
Yes, but because they didn't want to mark up the table, they used like, it was like a
sort of cereal that looked like sand, but it was also 1000 times more slippery than
sand.
Oh, my God.
And I almost broke my fucking neck so many times.
Oh, that would be the worst. And wait almost broke my fucking neck. So many times.
That would be the worst.
And wait, you said...
Because the shoes were brand new shoes,
so they were very slippery on the table to begin with.
That's already bad.
You mean Chris Cross and those mofos on the bottom.
They tried that and it didn't make any difference.
So you're saying you wish that you...
I had to borrow a background guy's shoes.
Whoa.
So what to show with tables is it fresh off the boat?
I can't.
Okay. I mean't I can't okay
Learn how to dance you've been wanting to learn how to do that. Yeah, I want to learn how to tap dance
You know Did it
Oh, that's my feeling
But I mad that I haven't done it yet. No, that's why I feel I want to take seeing lessons which I'm signing up
Oh, just play that back I haven't done it yet. No, and that's how I feel. I want to take seeing lessons, which I'm signing up for. I want to do that for seeing something. I want to do that to, wait.
That'll do it.
Oh, teach me.
Just play that back.
And I'm, but I've been wanting to do it for like five years where I'm talking about
it probably for five years.
So just do it.
I know, but I'm saying.
What the fuck is going on?
If I be doing it five years ago, I'd be good by now.
You'd be great.
I know somebody that I can recommend to you.
Okay, I have a, I would like the recommendation. I will give you the recommendation. I just feel it, but it's also this like thing that I can recommend to you. Okay, I have a, I would like the recommendation.
I will give you the recommendation.
I just feel it, but it's also this like thing
that I made of that you two wants to put this thing.
The same thing with about Piano with me.
Like 20 years ago, I wanted to start.
Yes, but this woman, there's like this quote
that I always butcher and just make up my own version of,
which is that this like 90 year old woman basically said,
like she started learning violin when she was 60
and now she's been playing for 30 years.
And it's like, just start now. Yes, let's start.
Until you're 100. What do you want? You want to adjust the ages every time? I do. I've heard you
mentioned this before. She was 60, so I was 30. Could you only? I know she started. She's not
her 20. And that's actually the story is that she's the old woman in the world. Could you only fit in
one like guitar ukulele?
No, I'm honestly doing my plan is to do all three.
I want to do more.
I also feel like I got sort of out.
Yeah.
I feel like they will compliment each other as well.
Yeah, it'll be helpful.
If I can sing better, then I can sing more.
So Paul, what are you going to do?
Are you going to do tap lessons?
I want to do tap lessons.
I also want to do voice lessons because I feel like I can sing,
but I would like to have better control
of my instrument.
Yeah.
And I would also like to learn piano
just because I'd like to learn music.
I wanna learn piano too.
I wanna be able to say,
I wanna be able to know what a key is.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I was at the recording of the score
for the Furns movie the other day.
And they were like,
at one point they needed us all to snap during
one of the songs, right? So there and and then the percussionist is like, so you guys know,
I mean, you guys can read music, right? Like we're all just assholes who are like sitting there
that they're like, hey, anyone in the booth come on in. They he's like, so you read music, right?
You can so after like three bars you come in on the font and we're like,
music, right? You can, so after like three bars, you come in on the fight and we're like, uh, stress. I'd like sort of new. So I could
like, you could pass. I could like, you know, nod to the other
people when they're, but I would like to like be able to like
totally read music. Yeah. I feel like something about piano that I've
been thinking lately is like, when I was growing up, it felt
really impossible. Yet now I feel like I got some long arms. I
could focus on this. I could care enough.
Like I feel like maybe it's better as we don't.
But we both have beautiful fingers.
Oh, we do.
I think that we, it's a shame.
They're being wasted.
They're being wasted.
So will you promise, you do too.
What do you think you're so long?
Oh, don't.
You promise to do at least one of them by the
one by sign up for the sign up for lessons.
Yeah, by by the end of the year.
Yes.
And then Paul, will you do something by the end of the year?
Yes, I will.
I'm not going to do anything.
Yes, you piano.
Do piano.
I have time today.
I do piano or history.
I do history class.
Do piano.
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This one fell in a silent movie.
Maybe I'll do one thing.
You have.
Maybe. Wow.
You guys made me all do one thing.
Also, there's the tap thing.
Christine Woods wants to teach us.
All right.
I don't have any contact info for her.
She.
I saw her the other night in Shen, and she was like,
Like the other day?
Just the other day.
And I saw her, I didn't know what to say.
And she was like, oh, I'll teach you.
And so anyway, well now this was a while ago
that she said this or just say again.
Well, I'll take a few months ago.
Okay.
But then I heard my name.
When someone says that, do you think
that they really mean it?
Yeah, she sent me a text the next day about it. Okay with like a gift of someone tapping saying this will be you
Well, that case closed. You could see yourself neck
We have to take a break
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Everyone knows this is what happens
at this part of the show.
This isn't a different.
Everyone knows this.
Everyone knows this.
Why would it be different for this episode?
Pretending that you don't know this.
Stop trying to think you're so much smarter than us.
Here's, it makes me sick to my stomach.
It makes me physically ill.
You are rude, thoughtless little pigs.
I'm nauseated.
I am nauseated. It's time for a threacher. A
threacher means it's a feature that's played on three of them. What is a
feature? A feature in the game. Everyone's a game. I'm getting angry. Get to
the root. What is a game? Paul smash and we have this one submitted by Robert
Yoon at Robert Yoon and his suggest Joan is play it again.
Just you know what's got when you're right. You're right. And this time, this time you're
right. I am right. Okay. His suggest June is play it again. Three film critics, that would be us. Review and debate unlikely
and ill-advised movie sequels.
Hey, movie sequels such as citizens came to
citizens came. He's making fun of the titles. Yes. Apollo 13.
Woppers to that one. Apollo's 13. 13's two's. Another West Side story gone with the wind
to Philadelphia to Hamlet to to because there was a movie. Sure. Of course. That was funny.
Ferris Bueller's second day off. Kaz a blank. Or like even more.
A blank. And the first. Okay. Okay. All right. Let us do it, Robert. Okay, why pick all the good ones? Yeah, what?
Before we...
So how do we do?
Just Shevin, give us a movie and then we talk about it.
Pop music.
I guess we, I guess some, yes, maybe Shevin will suggest
a movie that does not have a sequel.
Okay.
We will come up with the title
and then we will talk about it as if we are...
Pop music.
We will talk about it as if we are we're we'll talk about it.
As if why would I say it again?
We will discuss it as if we are three movie critiques.
Okay, very good.
Shevon Vittis with a classic movie.
Pope fiction.
Pope fiction.
Pope fiction.
Hi, everyone.
We're here on three movie critics discuss unlikely sequels.
Let's start again.
Why?
Okay, excuse me.
Well, you always do this.
Hey, let's start again.
Yeah, well, I feel like there's a lot of people that are tuning in right after we intro
the show and they need to know right after.
Why do you care about the intro?
So, man, can I intro the show because I want people to hear it.
Yes, but they're tuning in after we've
you know, welcome to the show where we review movies that are
sit sequels. Yes, we are three men.
You're not going to ask her to start over.
Can we start over? Can he start over? Cause he said we are
three men. If you call me shoe one more time. I will kick your teeth
Into your anus wait then you will you spoke hands spread it and be on goatsy.sex
Everyone will see smile, but you are a man man. So why did you get upset with him saying?
You said she to me
So you're upset at him for saying three minutes?
No, I'm saying listen to him now.
Okay, listen.
Oh no, the no internet dinosaur.
I want to quit the show.
No, Robbie.
I want to quit the show.
We love you.
Robbie, never quit.
We're Robbie, never quit.
Never quit.
The show Robbie, Robbie, never quit.
And that's an interesting thing because it brings us to the movie we're talking about.
Yes.
Which is a sequel and unlikely sequel to Pope fiction.
Yeah.
Pope fact.
Pope fact.
Now, why did Tarantino do this?
Why did he surrender?
This fantastic property that shouldn't have had a seat.
This great IP.
This great, wonderful.
I actually the first thing I wrote down was this is great IP.
And wait, that's the, I'm looking at your path.
That's the last thing you wrote down.
Yes. That one at the end wrote this was great.
I P now.
Now here's what I, so you held it in the entire time.
Robbie, you usually go to the bathroom 20 times during a movie.
Well, I'm no longer interested in pissing on you.
Fellas, we agree we wouldn't discuss this until we all got home.
We all live together. We have three separate entrances.
We all went to the same high school.
We went back into one to one bed.
But that's all we have is a bed.
It's three doors that open up into one bedroom.
One bedroom, one bed.
One big California king.
We all open the doors at the same time
or we try to time it, sometimes we can't do it.
Two, one, one open, and then we jump into it.
And we sleep horizontally on the bed
because it's a California king,
it's slightly longer than the other king.
So we sleep like some sausages on the griddle.
And we roll back and forth, back and forth,
back and forth all night.
So, this movie,
Plub fact.
Plub fact.
I loved it.
You loved it.
Robbie, you're out of your mind.
This movie was a shambling mess.
Well, I'm gonna disagree with you there.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
I'm giving it four fingers. Oh, here's
We do rain exit the end. I'm so you know where I'm going to go. All right. We unless you can sway me. Let me see if I can change your mind. The movie picks up
Where the original film left off with John Travolta and Samuel Jackson leaving the diner then it continues
Where the original movie flashed back to.
He goes to the bathroom.
It's essentially just the same movie as Bob Fiction, but told in a different style.
Yeah, told out of order in a different way.
Yes, now it's in order.
Yeah, now it's just in order.
Oh, I've never seen.
You've never seen full picture.
Why did you think it was such great IP?
I wanted it to be right, seen pull a lot of it. Why did you think it was such great IP?
I wanted it to be right and I wanted to fit in.
And I and people don't have to do that, Robbie.
No, I do.
I do because whenever I whenever I'm wrong
and I don't fit in, you're very, very mean.
I apologize.
I'm very cold and calculating with your with your cruel brain.
Look, my father, I agree.
Robbie, you have to be nicer. Robbie, it's look, my father. I agree. I agree. You have to be nicer to Robbie.
It's look.
My father.
Oh, my father.
Look, what do you so want if I'm your father?
Look, you're my father.
Look, who does matter who our father is?
Okay.
Bobby.
What was your, what was your low point in this fool?
My low point was when Tim Roth, he's back.
And better than ever.
Better than ever.
Your low point was when Tim Roth, he's back.
Yes.
That was my low point.
Tim Roth, he back.
Big hit.
Low point.
Better than ever.
Low point, big hit.
Me big part was highlight.
Pretty lady go bye bye.
Oh, pretty lady go bye bye.
Big down, touchdown.
Oh, here's what upset me the most.
Okay.
Me no like big absence, lady feet.
No lady, why is that this time?
No lady feed.
Why is that this time? No lady feed. Why is that this time? No lady feed. Why is that this time?
No lady feed. You want a dashboard?
Oh, lady feed. On a dashboard.
So you want your foot fetish to be met? I get used to lady feed in movie. When no lady feet in movie confuse me, daddy.
He confused daddy.
Me opinion different in that,
me want to see most definitely all feet nude.
All feet nude.
Big, big, big hit.
When happens.
All feet nude, when happens?
Big, big hit. When all feet nude, when happens? Big, big hit.
When all feet and shoes and clothes.
Sailor blow your nose.
Shoes and clothes.
Now, we all know that socks are referred to as shoe clothes.
Shoes, of course.
They're like shoe underwear.
Yeah, shoes are shoes.
Shoes are shoes.
Shoes are shoes underwear.
If you wear your shoes, you're underwear. Shundrawear. Shundrawear. You're free shoe underwear. Yeah, shoes are shoes shoes are shoes are shoes underwear. You wear your shoes
underwear your free foot
free foot in the court camp
She's a girl
Shoo collection
Would you watch this show
Watch this show.
Oh, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a manic episode. I would, I would absolutely watch this.
We should do if there were three episodes.
A little good.
So like this or it's just random gibberish.
Oh my god.
It starts out somewhat queer.
That's basically every episode, by the way.
Yeah, let's try another movie.
Okay, sheaven.
It's a wonderful life. Oh, let's try another movie. Okay, sheaven. It's a wonderful life.
Oh, it's a wonderful life.
Hi everyone, we're back and we're talking about
it's a different, wonderful life.
Can we, let's, okay, let's do the intro again.
Why?
I didn't fuck about this time.
For the people that just,
it doesn't matter.
For the people who are just tuning in
to the intro.
I understand.
I just added to this show as a new host.
Yes, now we, we know snobby.
Is it possible that I possibly could do the intro?
What do you think Bob?
I guess so.
I'm your dad and I say yes.
Are you her dad though?
Yes, this is your half sister.
I'm so glad we reconnected from 23 me.
Me too.
And now I'm going to give you all my money.
Ha, Bobby.
In your face, Bobby.
Second egg, Bobby.
Suck and egg, uh, second egg, Bobby.
I guess TV up against me.
All I've ever been is supportive to this family.
I'm trying to build character.
I guess you're right.
It's turning me into a man.
Finally.
Welcome to the show, the show where we review the movie
that is the sequel to a popular film,
but the sequel is a strange or ill-advised sequel.
Now, we have to wait until these movies are made.
Sometimes it's a long way.
Not on every week.
Sometimes it's years.
Yeah, go buy it.
And sometimes we have too many at once.
Yeah, we have a very specific contract.
Big back box working out, by the way.
BBL.
Big back logo,'s working out by the way. BBL. Big back logo.
Boo.
Big up.
Boom.
Back.
Back.
Yeah.
I'm doing the con.
I'm doing the con.
I'm a heated dude.
Do the dude.
Do the dude.
Seek all to the film.
And the con.
So this is it's a different, wonderful life.
And it's about.
Yeah.
And it's about Jimmy Stewart being reincarnated after he dies dad. Didn't you watch it?
Can I confess something please I fell asleep
Before I fell asleep at the very beginning and I woke up at the very end
Those are the two best scenes though. Tell us about them. Well at the very beginning
Right it picks up right where the original film left
off. Sure. Everyone's happy. There's a Christmas tree. Jimmy Stewart suffers a massive heart attack
and collapses right there. And a chandelier falls on his head. Yeah. Only his head. Yeah.
Right after he has, he falls to his knees and says, my heart and then crash. Yes. And then the
everyone manages to get out of the way except to come go to the knob on the banister flies off and just hits him in the after he said his head
is, it becomes a bloody pulp. And then I just fell asleep. And so that was just the first
few minutes dad. So it did get a lot crazier. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Jimmy Stewart goes up,
he talks to Clarence. Clarencece is like it's weird that you didn't
It's worth it. I didn't play daddy. Yeah, I should call you daddy You see it just for what I know of you
It seems like you would say daddy before so is that because I'm a blonde bob shell in a pink mini dress
You are so
Wow
Exactly right. We're only half for later. Yeah, perfect spray tan
Your teeth are dazzling fight.
You've just showing that to us.
That's smile proves.
So Jimmy Stewart goes up to Clarence.
Clarence says, oh, way, Clarence is in it.
Yeah.
And he says, oh, that was so terrible what happened.
I guess you didn't have a wonderful life
because it was cut so short.
You want to go back?
This is Clarence talk.
This is Clarence.
Clarence sends him back into his dead body.
No, not into his dead body.
Oh, okay, forgive me.
Forgive me.
He's a baby that's born there in Medford Falls.
Then it, so is it like boyhood?
Where?
Yeah, then we watch him grow up.
He's approximately five years younger than Zuzu
He starts a romance with Zuzu
Hmm he and then it's just like hardcore
But did you like it? Did you like it? Yeah?
You did I loved it. Yeah. How did you feel?
Snobby I found a card of him better and it's not just because my name is snobby
Although that is a fun coincidence it is fun that I tend to think low of things
It is kind of fun that I did anything
So how many fingers do you give it?
Two, up the butt.
All right, that's our show, bye.
What?
What are you gonna do with fingers?
I can't just end the show there.
Sorry, we have to end it.
It's part of our weird contract.
Okay, bye.
Good, two good shows.
Two good shows.
All right, but we have to wrap it.
Two minutes later.
Oh, that wasn't the end of the episode.
I thought it was.
This is the end of our episode.
Oh, I felt literally abrupt to end our episode that way,
but I was like, okay.
I know what it was.
I don't even want to say.
Um, this was weird.
Yeah, but that's sometimes.
Yeah, but sometimes I show was weird.
Yeah, but I'm not saying it's bad.
No, I'm not saying it's bad. No, I'm not saying it's bad
Honestly, we're reviewing our own show. Don't you
Honestly, do you think we've been here for 10 years? Yes. Yeah, like I've been talking
We're gonna do another hour and hour. Yes, that's why I'm rapping here. Okay, we have to go all right. We'll see you next time
We love you! Bye!