Threedom - Threevisiting: Chocolate Taste Cheap

Episode Date: January 2, 2024

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul & Lauren discuss Zoom mishaps and Lauren’s game show experience, then finish the M&M tasting challenge before playing Switch It & Pitch It. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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We didn't say that be in dumb. You don't say if you do your dub Welcome to three dub We all have colds. We all are so sick. We have a little bit of the stuff This is a very specific show where we're the cold Thanks, grandma. I don't want to come down for Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, over the river into the woods we got here. Welcome to the show, I'm Scott. I'm Lauren.

I'm Paul. And this is Freedom at the show where three people are so- You're so defensive. Come on, I mean, what do you want to do? If you don't know, it is that. If you have to ask, you can't afford it. It's three. I want to ask a really pressing question that I have to.

Please. So you have brought. Today, Laura, shut up a second. Before anyone gets upset, yes, we're going to resolve the M&Ms as you today. And this leads me to what I was going to ask because you brought the M&Ms and you brought them in a Disney bag. Yes, which I call my briefcase. It's a white shop bag labeled Disney.

From the Disney store or just labeled Disney for no reason. Or meaning, there's a third alternative neither of you even considered. Okay, hold on. You are Walt Disney? Oh wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

I see a little bit of a little thing underneath it. Oh wait, it's a gift bag because there's- You did a thing. Behind you, Lauren, you cannot see, but from my vantage point, I see a little inscription on the bag that says, to Paul. Okay, well, what you can't see is that, I mean, Disney says television animation, which makes me think something from a studio you got. And I wanted an action. So curious what gift you received and what show it was for. Well, what you can't see is I see a little silhouette of a man. Scarimous Scarimous, will you do the Fandagno? I will. How did they write that song? Oh, man,

they were so on drugs. But I mean, it got to be because I can't even think about how you get one gibberish to the next. But please tell us. I do voices for, I did a voice for the Tangled series, which is now and did unfortunately, Tangled. But also I occasionally voice the role of Gladstone Gander, an emphasis of Donald Duck on the new Duck Tale. Dude, that's huge. Do you have to do a duck voice? No, I talk like me.

Oh, even better. Now, what did they give you? Even better. I talk like me. Oh, even better now. What did they give you even better? I For that was from my birthday Well, I'm sorry how ungrateful are you that you literally got a present given to the Corporation I'm gonna ask you to shut the fuck up a second There was a pair of Disney branded earbuds that I gave to my-

Were they shaped like mouse ears? My lovely wife, Jenny. No. That's weird. That I should be with the guy. Like that. Black or something, but they had Mickey Mouse on the case. I like it.

On the case. But there must have been something else in there and perhaps it was an edible or drinkable thing. Yeah. Because they would not have, they gave me weed. They gave you some edibles. This is how Walt Disney came up with all these shit. There was a brick of hash in there.

Have I already mentioned this to you that I was watching the Imagineers show on Disney Plus? I feel like I've seen some of that with it. I'm just saying, it's all about it. I've seen you mention that to me. I'm so about how Disney made up the whole Disney thing. But one thing that I always think is so fascinating when I learn about Disney, which I do all the time,

is. It's a constant quest for knowledge. There's always so much you can never know everything about that. It's true. I want to know what kind of guts it takes. Like if you made a theme park and you just had called Alcherman. I know.

That is crazy because as long as I've been alive, the name Disney is just a brand. Yeah. I mean, I know he's a guy, but it's like one of the most famous brands. It's hard to reverse that and just go, that was a man's like, I'm just calling, I hope it's in part of the call of Lapkiss. It's just Lapkiss land. I think it's like, no one knows what that is. Let's go down to lap, his fill. Take it on now, I have his fill. I was just a separate like, is the best comedian. One of the best guys who shoot a bit of cast members. Shoot a bit of cast members. Well, because of honestly,

sometimes they have hosts who are good enough to be in it. Only occasionally. He's like, just as if it's just a fault of that job. I love to talk about the some other things that have happened on the show. Boy are you're yawning? Are you going to or no? No. Okay.

But I will say it feels like with the COVID restrictions, I'm guessing it's COVID restrictions. They're barely putting people to host in the sketch. They're in like three things. Hmm. Are you complaining because you've been asked to host? Yeah, and I'm like, I want to be in more than three. If you were asked to host, you would be in every sketch, just going, I'm going, I'm to host. Yeah, and I'm like, I want to be in more than three. If you were asked to host, you would be in every sketch,

just going, I'm still here. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I'm a host, don't forget. Could I be in the background with a mask on? But I don't like when they're not in a lot of stuff. I want to see them, I want to see Shakyle, and you don't have to figure out how to do a sketch. Yeah, I'm actually okay with not seeing the host that much.

Really, I want to see them a lot. If they're a comedian especially. Remember when the first episode was just George Carlin doing a monologue and then he was like, peace out. That's so, so 70s. Yeah, that's so 70s. 70s about that. People were smoking grass.

People were leaving after they joined one fence. They did one thing in left. Why were we, oh yes, Disney. So I don't know what else I know the big rockets are home Charles rock Well, I knew about him, but he's a focus focus which I just like to focus. Yeah, I've never seen it the way he Died is quite it's gruesome. I think you know, I'll be right back. Hey, we're all get Bob at the bomb It was his choice, but it was a really gruesome way. He did it. Yeah, I'll leave it up to Google to tell everyone Google over to you He's trending Bruce of Jeffrey to be

Talk about to be By the way, to be is a song in the two days meeting Ninja Turtles coming out of their shells tour. Coming out of their shells? Yes, exactly. It's about like inner tubing, like down the river. It's about going through like a pipeline of a wave. What are the freaking odds that you are on a zoom and your dick needs to do something?

80%? It needs to do something. There's like, oh no, here it comes. There's no since you wave. You're like, I gotta take my pants off while I'm doing the zoom. Even's like, oh no, here it comes. There's no situation where like, I gotta take my pants off while I'm doing the zoom. Even if it's some long thing, it's like, maybe this has been resolved by now,

but the first thing I thought of is that there was like a sexy anchor who was on that he was like, oh man, she's turned me on, I thought it was like, he knew the camera was on and he doesn't. You think it was intentional? That's why they, that's, well, maybe it's all out in the open now. I just think it's hard for that to

be an excellent. I could see it if you were looking at something else on a screen. I was thinking how can I tell my personal looking off can I but don't do that to you name meeting don't do that in the man. Oh, man. Oh, don't drink up this don't drink up a meeting man. Here's I have a personal zoom accident. Oh, we didn't come up with a term for that. Zoom's sick it did? No, no, it's okay.

No, it's okay, Missy Elliott. It's a good day. You threw it up to the reverse. Zoom's getting it, yeah. I was doing a show the way I was. I was doing a show with the great Sunday service from Vancouver. You're best friends in Canada. We met them.

That's right. That's right. They're wonderful people. We had a fun show after the show we would, because we were doing it by Zoom because of the quarantine, because of lockdown. And so after the show, after the event was over, we would just hang out, like have a drink and talk everything.

BISNESS. I'd be going to a different Zoom room with that. What? Because you're lingering, and it's a public forum. I know that. Am I wrong? Why are you looking at so- What she's saying is, is if it was a public zoom

that people were like watching a show on, to hang out after on the same zoom is risky. Right, the live feed was stopped. Yes, but. They could still be in the room or something. Or they're not in the room, or are watching it through YouTube or something. Lauren, they're watching it through YouTube.

Oh, I see. Okay, Lauren's saying there maybe there was a mistake and he kept going. Yeah, I get it. Well, it feels like a person. We were looking at her like she was making no sense. Yeah, you. Okay, okay. Lauren's saying there maybe there was a mistake and he kept going. Yeah, I get it. Well, it feels like it's working. We were looking at her like she was making no sense. Yeah, you looked at me like I was fully bananas when, probably it's where your story's going, sweetie.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Sort of. Hahaha. It wasn't, but it wasn't the public.

Okay. It was, well, here's what wasn't Joe you What happened? We don't want to know It's not you're acting like it's the exact same story We do a lot of care Story to be complete in here So

So my feed was over And we're hanging out and I had been wearing too Nick. My, my show too Nick. From Paul. I dress like a, a Roman senator. I do the show. The crown of leaves. Oh, I love that. I think that's a great look.

In it. What kind of leaves are those? Oh, I think it's maybe there, maybe there are, maybe there are bay leaves. Olive. Olive leaves, they were big over there. Olive leaves, they're pretty. I'm happy, olive tree is sweet.

No, you know it's not. I know. Hey, what was that for? I'm sorry, I apologize. Do you guys, do you like olives? Um, yeah. I hate them, how do you like them? I hate them. Do you like olives? Um, yeah. I hate them, how do you like demahose? Do you like olives?

No. Me neither. Yeah. I wish I did because people... I like them in a drink, but I hate them in food. The Greek food is the one food that I do not like. Oh, really? Yeah. Because of the olive content.

I guess so. I just don't like any of the ingredients. I like feta, but other than that, I just don't like any of the combos. I don't like the flavor of profiles. I don't like the flavor profiles. You don't like combos? They really cheese your hunger away. You say I say make it a combo. Could you just serve me a plate of combos?

I just throw in, I don't like your nation's cuisine. I honestly, I never order pizza. I just get pizza combos and put them on a plate in the shape of a triangle. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. The pizza combos. Combos are those little nuggets.

They're little chips, but they're not chips. They're little pretzels, but they're not pretzels and they have a filling inside. And they're a little peg and they're nasty. They could not be more mischievous. You can make it. So we're like, it's a peg. It's true.

It's a children's story that you can eat. It's a peg for your mouth. Every night, Scott, he's about to put a big peg in his mouth. Can someone make a drop of that? It's a peg for your mouth. Lauren's saying that. Okay, well, what the frick happened? Oh, okay.

You really watch your language today. I know why. Were you with somebody recently where you had to do that? I did a thing yesterday where I couldn't swear. Oh, okay. That was a live thing. Was it the UB Halloween thing? Yeah, I mean, they didn't say, they didn't say,

they didn't say you can't swear, but they said, they made a comment about, I think you can let all your swears after we're here. Look at him, you know it's how everybody- You know it's how your dog will be watching this. So kids can swear. My point was just- Meet all the fifth, whatever.

I was trying not to because I also knew my nephew was watching it and so I was like, Oh, I'm not going to swear. I'm not going to swear and become the coolest aunt ever. Yeah, really. Yeah, I'm totally right. So I've been wearing pajamas around the house. Very luxurious. It feels wonderful. Is that your day to day uniform around the house? pajamas. It was for a bit during the quarantine. It was a fun thing for a while. Yeah. It was fun. It made me feel good.

I even put on a hard shoe in months. I put this on today. I put this on today to be kind of like, I'm wearing a sneaker. Yeah. But I typically put on like a slide, whatever I could get it. But I'm wearing sneaker. But I have a wingless sweatpants,

but lately I've been finding, I need more support. Not in my butt, you know what I mean? But like, under it? Under carriage. But it's like I need to feel like I'm doing something. I feel like when I'm walking around the house, I'm like, yeah, we're out. I'm like, I'm like, just wearing my sweatpants

and sweat shirt and I'm like, you know, and I just feel like it's unproductive feeling. Like, even when I'm cleaning or something, it still feels like I should put on regular clothes. It's started to make me wonder why I ever put on regular clothes. Yeah. You know, like I wasted so many decades of my life by putting on regular clothes.

Objectively look worse in like- Yes, you absolutely- Yes, you do. Like every one. You absolutely do. But I used to, I used to watch like big brother or something in, you know, reality shows and go, why are these guys just wearing shorts and tank tops

in the entire time? It's like because there's nothing to do and that's the sort of uniform of nothing to do. It doesn't, you know. See for me, it became like at night, my wife and I would get into it. My wife. Borat 2 coming soon to a stream out already. How was your Borat 2? Hey. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy.

I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy.

I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy.

I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to be a boy. I'm going to first Borat, I laughed harder than I've ever had. Me too, or me too. Oh my God. Yeah, me too. Yeah, so funny.

When they ran down the hall and they could. And then that fight. Oh my God, it was the funniest thing I ever seen in my life. Yeah. Anyway. They better top that. So here's the thing. I didn't wear the pajama top for performance.

I just put on a shirt. Sure. So you are going below the screen comfortable about the screen business. Yes. The Zoom Mullet. Stand the Zoom Mullet. I have a Zoom shirt that I have to write by my chair.

That I just have to. I have like a couple of outfits on hangers that are right by my- I have some people on hangar. It's on the dogs bed. That's gross. That's the next step for me. You're the dogs bed. Okay, well that's gross. The next step for me. You're the dog's bed.

Well, I, you're the dog's bed. Ow, man. Well, what's a Zoom shirt to you? Like a button down. Button down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a thing that I would wear on stage. Right, okay.

So I probably put a jacket on as well. Yeah. And then after, so after the show is over, I hit stop video, hide video, so I could change. Oh. And I think I double tapped it. Oh, the double tap.

Because I started to take my shirt off and then one of the guys was like, whoa, Paul. And I saw myself on the screen. And I like ran off camera. I said a pressing the button, you ran off camera. It was faster. Oh my god, I hope they were recording. I was more of why?

It's like it all laughs. She wants to see your body. I don't know. I want to see you run away and fear. I mean, the frame is very tight. So he wasn't much of a run. Oh my God. We just got a bug spray.

I certainly was. Now here's the test. Remember how he learned how to toss last time? Yes. With that on count. No! That's fine. I did it underhand and she could not catch it.

I turned on the screen. Because it was so low it was there. That's the problem with underhand. I could have put it right there in the pocket. I could have put it in the pocket. Oh, you saw the problem the underhand. I could have put it right there in the pocket. I could have put it in the pocket. You saw the problem like underhand. I was mixing up sound of music. Yep, I can. What's his call? My fail, lady. My fail, how do you solve a problem? Why can't a woman be more a dresser than once? That's what I was thinking of was Doug Benson.

Can I ask you a question, Lauren? Sure. Oh, and I want to ask you about it. I could go both of us. What are you freaking gonna say? Guess what? What the fudge are you about to say? Well, I wanted to ask you about this, but we haven't seen each other.

Now we're seeing each other. I hope you can talk about it on Mike. And maybe you've talked about it on Mike elsewhere, but I haven't heard it. But can we talk about you're who wants to be a millionaire experience? Oh my god. We never talked about it. We never talked about it. We never talked about it on Mike elsewhere, but I haven't heard it. But can we talk about you who wants to be a millionaire experience? Oh my God. We never talked about it. We never talked about it.

We texted about it a little bit. What about it? But I want to hear all the details. What about the little bit of it? What about the little bit of it? It was the most amazing day. I'm not kidding. I think it was the happiest.

I bet it was. I've been in like, so many stories. Here's another story that I have. Was it more? It was the story that I have. story that I have. Was it more? I don't have a dad. That was a good break.

But what do you want to know? Well, everything. It's like, what do you just like? Well, he wasn't there, but he was still alive at this. Was he alive at the time? They did a little, uh, Yeah, they did a little interview with him. Yeah, he didn't look good.

I'm dead. He was quite old. What's weird is that that show, it doesn't seem, I'm dead as Regis. I'm dead. How are you talking to me? Hey, I'm on my way to heaven. Leave me alone.

On my way. He's taking a long time. I'm packing. Wee. Him hosting a show doesn't seem that long ago and then to see the clips and then next to- They're been like 20 hosts. Like it's like they've been so many.

I know, but it does in my mind, it doesn't seem- Chris Harrison. What? Meredith Vera. Yeah, there's Vera. There's the daytime version. Seth Rogan?

No. Seth Rogan. But was it Seth Rogan? Anyway, there were a bunch of people. You Rogan? No. Seth Rogan. What was the sad truth? Anyway, they were a bunch people. You're on a photo friend. But it was me. You can do it. So if you want to see it.

So you got one like, one like, one. If you're out there and you're listening, you want to see it's on Hulu. But I think you have to have some sort of game show package. But if you want to see the last moments, that's on YouTube. Somebody like put it up there. Captured him. But which is the most exciting part.

But it is fun to watch it play out because it was so tense. I mean, I truly was so nervous. So let's go back to the beginning. Okay. You were asked to do this, and what were the parameters at that point? Did they say?

What did you say? When they said, do you want to do this? What did you say? Okay, well, this was in March, and they said, do you want it? My publicists told me that there was this possibility for me to do it, I guess. And I said, of course I want to do this.

You said this to the publicist? Yes, absolutely. And the publicists laid this to them. At this point, we should assume that you're talking to the publicists and don't have direct contact. I don't know how much people listening know about how this stuff all works. So I want to make sure that they're carried along on this journey. So what happened was I was

Payback F. Tompkins. I was totally fine. I was told that My the way it works Engaged in the story. That's the difference the way it works for the celebrity episodes is that you get $32,500 guaranteed for your charity, even if you totally must have. Even if you crap out. Regardless of your level of celebrity. So you can. Hey, and the fun saying, I was like, I gotta do this. What is this happening? I was like, it was even before the wrong misconduct. There was no like no like press. It wasn't like a thing. It was just like, he said the name in the movie wrong. It was like before. So I was so excited. And the

thing is too, for the celebrity one, to get to bring the smartest person you know, to help you. And that was very important because there's no way I would have gotten as far as I did. And then I also had my dad as my lifeline. And then there's a new. But then we should say you brought your husband Mike.

I brought Mike. And there's a new thing to where you, well, I almost brought all. I was very far from her. Well, at first I went, hmm, and then I was like, well, it should be you. I was very flattered. I bought it first. I went, hmm, and then I was like, well, it should be you. Mike knows a lot. I know what Mike knows and doesn't know.

So it was very easy to go like. And I was very upset that you didn't even consider me. You were, you were, once I decided it was Mike, there was no even thinking about everyone else. You were, although somehow you considered Paul, but not me. Well, that was such a flash. You know, it was like, this was sort of barely even scarred. It was inspiration. I, by the way, I normally know, like all the questions in our buddy,

like, Baron Holtz was on one. Yeah, I watched. And he, there was a Morse code one that I was just like screaming at the screen. Wow, you knew that. Yeah. Did that work? And it, it, it,. And it may have because.

I hear something. No, he called his lifeline of his father, I believe. And his father gave him the wrong answer and was pretty certain about it. But somehow he worked it out of what his father was trying to say instead of what he actually said. Damn. And did the right answer.

Well, that's kind of with having people that you can read really well because with my dad, my dad eventually, well we can get there, but he was confused with his response and then I had to, okay, here's what I think he would say about this. Right. But Mike was great because he knew a lot of stuff I didn't know.

Yes, I should say I was upset that you didn't consider me until I saw how you guys did. And you could, and did you know all the answers? You know what was interesting is yours in particular, I think once it got up to like 64 somewhere around there, I didn't know one or two of them, and I was like, yeah, she made a better door. We were like live texting while we were watching it, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you didn't tell anyone how you did. Right, and I was so excited. And it was very exciting to watch. And Mike and I were really doing well and it was going really well. I was so nervous. I truly couldn't even like think straight. I was so nervous and like so many of the questions were really hard for me. And I don't know a lot about presidents.

That's an interesting thing that came up later. So there was like a president question that I didn't know, but Mike knew or something. We got through it. And then when then he had a leave. And so at 32,500 I was alone. And the only life line for that. You trade him for anyone or no?

Or she's, and here's what you could do. You can keep your smartest person for one more question. You might have a hard one. He just leaves. Or you can do 50-50. And I chose to pick him because I thought, I'd rather talk it out with someone than have a 50-50 where I'm alone.

And that doesn't really help. Right, sounds good. So yeah. And then the other thing was because of COVID. So everything was just shutting down, right? That this was the last day. I think the next day was the last day they were shooting it all.

And someone had a positive test or something. There was like something crazy that happened when they had to shut down before some people got to play. So it was really lucky. I didn't know that, you know, we just didn't know how serious it was. And whenever, but they didn't have the audience there. Well, in those episodes, like, they're airing two months into COVID, but everyone's doing the cute, like, touching elbows.

Yeah. Ha-ha, this is funny, you know. Yeah, it was day one of talking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never even heard of it. And then, you can, they didn't have an audience where you could do Ask the audience, so then you had the option of Ask Jimmy.

And that turned out to be amazing for me. He's very good at it. Oh my God, he was great. And but he did do it wrong with Caitlin Olson. He gave her the wrong answer. Right, do you remember which question was that? Something about, like, something with the heart or something.

It was a biology. He has no idea. Yeah, that's the problem. He. Like, it was a biologist. He had no idea. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, he didn't know where to begin. Yeah, I made some go to sleep. But I had to do a couple of loan and I think God knew this one. There was, I hadn't seen Uncut Gems yet,

but there was an Uncut Gems question about what is the rhinest, or the diamond studded object. Yeah. And I had just seen that Instagram a lot and it was forbi, so I got that, which was like amazing, because I never, it never would have worked out if I got it wrong or if. And I just seen that Instagram a lot and it was for me. So I got that, which was like amazing because I never, it never worked out. If I got it wrong or if I had to use him on that one

and he didn't know it, whatever. So then the next one was spelling out Alanis Morisette's last name. Oh, when I did know. Oh my God, I thought I knew. I constantly like, I was, was alphabetizing CDs with her in it. And I would be like, oh, she comes after Morrissey.

Okay, yeah, got it. Oh yeah, well, it's, one of of those names where like you think you know, and then you start looking at all the options because they were all just like different variations of our, our, our, yeah. And Jimmy knew that one and he was like, I'm really good at spelling. And then I called my dad and there was a, for the next one, which is about presidents. And my, there's a, you can watch the moment online because it's fun. And my dad says it wrong. And then I have, then he says it right. Yeah, and then I have to like figure out

which one to go with that. Yeah, well, I think the last one is him going like, oh no, I he goes James James James and then he and then it hangs up and I was like, but it was one of those things were. Oh, because it's how many presidents were named James. Six, yeah, six presidents had the same name. Right.

And he was one of those moments. I had been watching clips of people on a millionaire, and you know how you can be really cute? You call your life light and then they're like, this and you're like, all right, so what else is going on? You can fill the 30 seconds. Well, the most classic one is the first guy

who ever won the million. Who called his dad and said, hey dad, I don't need your help. I just wanted to tell you I won the million. It's a epic bullet. It's so, it's so, now I have to say that question. Easily effective way toilet. It's so, it's so, it's, now I have to say that question. You're easily effective with it.

That question is so easy that he got that it's, it's, it's, yeah. But the, the moment was happening where I was like, That's what his dad's phone number was. Well, we don't know these days what, with everything in our phones. I wouldn't be able to answer. And I didn't know, And so then he answered.

And I was like, are you sure? And then we talked it out. Oh, you're dead. And then he was silent for like 10 seconds. And then he goes, James, James, and then he hung up. And then so I had to sit there. And then Jimmy went to commercial. And I had to like, hem and haul over this.

All right. And then Jimmy calls my dad back. And it goes to voicemail. Why? Because my dad's ringer was messed up. So there was this before. It was even starting. Why did Jimmy call your dad back?

Because he goes, well let me call him and let me just see, I want to ask this man. And then he reveals that I just won like a lot of money. Oh, oh, oh, okay. With his help. But he loves to do the voicemail. So it actually was kind of better. Oh, okay, yeah, that's great. And then I got to see the million dollar question and I didn't know it and I didn't have any

life lens. Yeah, I don't think I knew the million. No, but apparently someone on this season wins a million. Yes, I saw the clip of that. Yeah, very exciting. I would love to play. Unfortunately, I'll, you know, I'm not, you know, I have my shot. I had TV show for five years. No one bit in there. It feels like he could get in there. I feel like it was very random that I was there. Like Jane Fonda was

I was truly like, just don't let them question this. Right, but it was amazing. We were all, it was so exciting. And it was, and it was, and it was, and it was, and it was,

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Yeah, they were really excited though. And I think part of it was like just talking about it on TV was cool. Yes, definitely. How much did you end up? 500,000. Okay. Now, do you? I gave you 600,000.

Oh! Do you wish that you were playing for your... So it is one of the biggest donations that's done. Do you wish you were playing for your own bank account? There was a moment, right after, can I just have a little, like, I think you have a taste. I went my beak.

Wow, it's like the, that's so much money. But I was riding so high, like we, and we were in lockdown right after that. So we were just like at home, like me and Mike, like, oh my God, you believe that happened? I'm like, just talking, we were like, oh my God, go through every question. We try to remember every single question that happened

and what we said. And then we had to wait months for it to air. And did you tell anyone? Well, you're dad. We called my family and everyone was crying. It was so exciting. And I told a couple of friends that I had like, I was weird you didn't consider telling me.

No, because I didn't want you to know. I wanted everyone to eat. I wasn't allowed to tell you. I wasn't allowed to tell you. What you knew? Well, I wanted everyone to have to see it. Because I thought like this dance was so exciting. Because you'd not telling anyone,

or even giving a hint of like, hey watch, I mean, you sort of were like, hey, I's better. That's what's so exciting. So that I told you. Because you'd not telling anyone or even giving a hint of like, hey watch, I mean, you sort of were like, hey, I'm on this thing tonight. You were pulling it down. Made it so exciting because we, I think me and CoolUp assumed that you didn't do well or something because you were just sort of nonchalant about it, you know?

So the fact that you were getting up there, we were like, she couldn't have got this high, could you? I literally heard when I got to the million dollar question I heard get the confetti cannon ready. Whoa. And I was like, amazing. I don't have no idea so whatever. And I got to meet the creator of the show.

And then I met some of the guys who wrote the question. Joe Millian? Yes. Joe Bull. Well, and the question, the guys who wrote the questions were really nice and I later I was DMing with them about how there was like, they're like, oh, this one question wasn't even supposed to be in your game, so that was so lucky that that happened.

Wow. I mean, really, like a lot of times, just the stars align for a person where it's like, like your Instagram thing, for instance, you know, where it's just like total luck. And then, you know, you see other people in there just after 32, they're just, I can't, you see other people in there just after 32, they're just, I can't, you know. No, and I thought about using my lifeline on the Furby one

because I knew my dad had seen on cut gems, but I was like, I don't think he'll know what Furby is. Yeah, well. And then I was like, if I waste him, then I can't. That's the thing, it's such a thing you have to wrestle with of like, I don't want to waste lifelines because you can back your mind into not being sure about anything. Totally.

I like him. Like the Tiffany had us one that was last night. You know, there was one question where she worked it out perfectly in her mind, but then she started going like, I don't know, should I call this person? I call this, you know. Well, and you also want the person

to be able to be your lifeline. So I was like, what if I get kicked out and then he didn't get to ever have the call? I would suck, but then it ended up being so. But I think the calls are almost worthless. Really? Most people don't know to condense the question. Oh yeah.

Tiffany Haddish did it really well. Like she shorthanded the question, but most people say, I know. Every word of the question then say, A, this is a- But they tell me not to do that. Like before and they're like.

Like most people do, I don't know why they do that. If you're on the phone, like you only have 30 seconds of a ball. And like I think my dad didn't even understand, no matter how many times I explained it, though like it's this much time, like there's no time. But did you study it all? Did you like the book?

No, when I regretted it because I was like, actually I almost looked at the period of a cable. You got to brush up on the presidents at the very least. Yeah. Well, we all should. looked at the period of a table. You got to brush up on the presidents at the very least. Yeah. Well, we all should. I always want to learn. Yes. I want to look at the periodic table of elements.

I said at the night before I was like, oh, I should study that. And then I didn't do it, of course. And then the question was about the periodic table. It was the last question, but it wasn't an element. I wouldn't have, and also, by the way, it wasn't even on the Wikipedia about periodic table. It was really hard to find that information.

It's like one of those things where you have to be interested in that subject in order to know. But it's usually the final question is one of these things where if it's in your wheelhouse, it's relatively easy. Like the, I remember the first person who won the million, it was the, or at least the first million dollar question was who was on the first cover of people. And.

Oh, I wanna try to guess. Yeah. I mean, what year was it? It was probably in the like 1969 or something, I would say. Really? John F. Kennedy. He's dead. I know, but maybe he was on it.

I no longer a person. It's not corp sweetly. I have to feel like I remember when I was a kid when people magazine debuted interesting. I don't think it's that old It may not it may be in the 70s. I'm not sure. Okay, Farrah faucet. You were so close Jacqueline Smith you you you not not in terms of the person but the name Smith Farrah tub but the name Smith Farrah tub

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His stuff as an adult and even thinking about it, like the stuff that I love, it's so anti-comedy that it doesn't hold up for me at all. Oh, yeah. So it's like you have to be really aware of comedy at the time to appreciate what is funny about it at the time. Because you're like, yeah, I think so. This is playing with that.

I don't know, I remember. I was a kid, I just like, because you is silly. You know what I mean? But now I understand like he was subverting what stand up was at the time. That's what I liked about it in high school though. And when I, like me and my friends memorized all of the albums and would do the jokes

over and over again. So it's like, I don't know, like, maybe if I were to listen to it again, I would, but I think I would have such nostalgia for it. But are you, do you guys not wanna guess about Pharaoh? No, wait, I thought we got it. No, you did not. We said King Tut's got it.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Pharaoh. Pharaoh, comma. Pharaoh, comma, J, Pharaoh. Shelby, Pharaoh? No. Who's a famous Pharaoh?

Pharaoh. Ramzes. What are you fucking? Pharaoh is a last name. Pharaoh? Pharaoh Ramzies. What are you? Pharaoh is a last name. Pharaoh. I don't know. Pharaoh has a famous son. Oh, F-A-R-O-O-W. Yes. Oh, Woody Allen.

Mia Farrow. Mia Farrow. That was the first. Oh, the Pharaoh. Well, I have a Pharaoh. All right, we got to take a break. We'll be a far-row of far-row. All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be right back.

We're back. And Lauren, you said you had something you wanted to talk about. Let's give it something to talk about. Lauren's got something to say. I'm gonna try. Well, one of you make, please, listeners, make us a theme song for when Lauren wants to tell a story. Yes, we need more drops.

Lauren has something to talk about. Talk about. Do it again, because I talked over it. Lauren has something to talk about. Okay, so a few years ago, meaning ten, I was having a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, about. Okay, so a few years ago, meaning 10, I was having an improv rehearsal, it was probably eight years ago. I was having an improv rehearsal with my team, Bangerang at UCB, and we were at Betsy Siddaro's house.

And her kitchen at the time, probably there was a party the night before, there was like, booze all over the counter, you know. Food, random, whatever. Ryan Stanger from my team grabs a clementine from the fruit bowl. He goes, watch this, shoves it all in his mouth and chews it with the peel on.

And we're like, oh my god. And then we're like, that was crazy. And then he goes and he's like, I'm gonna have to have him to peel the next one It was black Wanted another one, but he didn't know that the one yeah God had to leave barf I would barf. Oh, he just all were laughing so hard We just all were laughing so hard. Black. Black.

I don't even know that could happen. What's the most disgusting thing we were all like, oh my god. Oh, jeez. It was sick. Okay, so. Well, guys, it's Thanksgiving. If you're listening to this, the day comes out and we wanted our own Thanksgiving feast. Yeah.

So we had to have a little pebble feast and- Do you remember Charlie Brown when he, his family, for some reason, had abandoned him. And he gathered together other children abandoned by the families. I don't remember. And they had a Thanksgiving feast of garbage. I do not remember. I do not remember. I don't know either.

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Sure, this isn't Heathcliff. I don't remember. I made it. I'm shifting through the fisc bones and garbage. I'm very, I'm garbage, I'm using garbage figuratively. He's clif absolutely ate garbage. He ate fish bones.

They had like jelly beans, pretzel sticks and toast. Oh, that sounds okay. I'm gonna watch that, this Thanksgiving while I'm alone. Why is Mike leaving? No, I just mean very important to note that Franklin, the one black peanuts character sitting all by himself on the side of the table. I didn't see that put online people were like, look at this, like there's like six characters on one side.

Is that a Mr. Rogers kind of thing where it's like, you know how Mr. Rogers sort of broke barriers when he washed his feet with the mailman character because there were all these people saying like, no, not the mailman character, an actual person. But he wasn't. The mailman was like, Mr. McFeely. Oh no, who these people saying like, no, not the mailman character an actual person, but he wasn't. The mailman was like, Mr. McFeely. Oh, no, who, who, who, who, who, what, what the mailman? I thought he was a mailman.

He might have been a real life mailman. Oh, maybe he was a guy and they were like, this is my friend. Yeah. Wait, am I racist for looking at him and thinking he's a mailman? Is that like something that I don't, is that like an ingrained thing that I need to relearn? Maybe so not all black people are melm All right anyway, so we're gonna do our own Thanksgiving feast of the oh he was a police. Oh, he's a police officer Oh, there we go ACI be the lent that's true. Sorry

He retroactively Mr. Rogers why do you have to pick a pig? ACAB the length that's true sorry he's He read your actively Mr. Rogers why do you have to pick a pig? So we're gonna complete we're gonna complete the Eminem's challenge we have our six favorite Flavors of Eminem's but also Lauren brought in a new flavor. I got my paws on a bag of crispsies. And we're all gonna try them and see if they might affect the rankings. The rankings, yeah. So, you know, this is like having, you know,

a player in their rookie season go to the finals or something, I don't know what I'm talking about. It's a... And I am looking, I am... It's like an air bud. I, in my little batch, I received one that was chopped in half. And it looks like a little race crispy and stuck inside. Oh, fun, all right.

All right. So we're going to go backwards. We started at playing last time and then got weirder and weirder. We're going to go backwards to see if the plane is still good at the end. Wait, Lauren's already eating one. Oh, yeah.

What happened? You had a try in the crispy. Very troubling look on your face. I have a really strong opinion about this. Okay. I don't like it. Wait, we're starting with crispy, is that what we're... Starting with crispy.

All right. I don't like the flavor. It's like the chocolate is weird. Huh. Do you agree? I got one that didn't have a lot of crispy, and it was better. I ate two at a time and it just tastes like a Nestle crackle to me. It tastes a little stale. I'll say the chocolate.

Yeah. Chocolate taste cheap. Chocolate taste cheap. It is. It really does. It is weird. Okay. All right, that's interesting. Okay. Well, I'll let you know I got these off eBay. Just kidding. I got a target. In their eBay section. So, so people will recall round one, Scott's favorites were plain peanut and peanut butter. Lawrence were plain peanut and peanut butter.

Mine were plain peanut butter and fudge brownie. We took the ones that people, two people, two people. Oh, that's right. I've got, I have a strike through. Yeah. So plain and peanut butter. Round two, almond pretzel.

Let's go to round mint dark chocolate. Let's go to round two ones. Okay, round two. Ooh. We all liked almond pretzel and mint dark chocolate. Almond pretzel and mint dark chocolate. Should we, what, which one should we do first? Your pretzel.

Pretzel? All right, here we go. Pretzel, more crunchy. What's, which one should we do first? Pritzel. Pritzel? All right, here we go. Pritzel, more crunchy. It's like crispy, but more crunchy. It's a ball. Hmm. Oh, come. It's okay, but too much pretzel.

I'm haunted by Scott's review last time when he said the pretzel all these tastes kind of stale. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's not the freshest pretzel. Let's be honest. No.

Okay. Should we go to mint dark chocolate? Mint dark chocolate. I'm going to have a little palaclanzer. Yeah. A little water. Hey, if you're eating along with us, have a little water along with us. Oh shit.

We probably should have told people to do it with us. That's that's good idea. All right, we can add that in. Sure. Mint dark chocolate. We can't add that in. It's true. All right, mint dark chocolate. It tastes like a gum hotel. Too much mint. I like it for that reason. I like hotel mints. I don't like these. I don't love this. Yeah. Okay. This is like punishment candy.

This is like last thing in your cabinet, kind of like fine eat it. Yeah, fine I'll eat it. Okay, almond. It's stocking candy. I don't think that's a bad thing, but I have a good, I have a high tolerance for junky stuff. Now these are big.

These are probably the biggest seminems. These size wise or flavor wise. Size wise. And I like the shape of our shaped like an almond because that's within the side. All right. Okay. I actually really like it.

These are good. When you're comparing these other ones, takes the cake. I feel like we're in the stratosphere. All right, let's go. I feel fancy when I eat these. I feel like trash when I eat crispy. Going backwards, let's go to peanut butter.

The other ones remind me my hometown. These remind me of Beverly Hills, baby. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills.

Wait, you now what? Peanut butter. Peanut butter, these are... These are great. These are literally heaven. These are the ones to beat for me. These are fucking bomb dude. Alright, hold on.

Motherfucker? Let a motherfucker open his peanut butter ever! So how did I fucked my mother? No, is that your comeback? Yeah. She's nice. She raised me. It's at least I could do.

That's so disgusting. Goddamn those are good. That was fucking great. Peanut butter is great. Alright, let's go to almonds. No, sorry, not almond. Peanut. Peanut's stupid. I mean, peanut is like peanut butter is great. Alright, let's go to almond. No, sorry, not almond peanut. Peanut's stupid. I mean peanut is like peanut butter.

In a way, Classic. Okay George Washington Carver. Yeah, you got me. Close out, we came up with it. Peanut's like peanut butter in a way. The first thing he did was made peanut M&M's and work backwards from there. No one must know. The time is not yet right.

No, no, no. I'm not gonna- Yeah, go to that room where the arc of the cup in an is. I just wanted to be eating a peanut, I'm going, it's kind of like peanut butter. Oh, it's just kind of like peanut butter. Wait, like peanut butter already existed. No.

He made it up but he's like, oh, oh, oh. Oh yeah. He just eat him regular. They taste like peanut butter. I want to say that peanut, peanut m&m's are good. Having had the almond just now. I know almond's kind of fancy. The almond's so much better.

Okay, really? Well, because also if you were trying to have a healthy snack, you'd eat almonds over peanuts. Yeah. But peanut, M&M is a classic M&M. Almonds is kind of like, who even buys almonds? And it's a conflict nut. Mm-hmm.

Why? It, almonds are so bad environmentally. They require so much water. Oh my god, I didn't. It's crazy. Oh, I guess I knew that because people are mad at in general a lot more than that. Yeah, cryptocurrency. What?

Okay, cryptocurrency, the electricity it takes to make like Bitcoin is so much. How does it take anything? Isn't it a fucking picture on a screen? That's right, I thought too. I mean, it comes up as a picture on a screen, but it's a real thing I could hold. No, no, no, it's just like the computer power like all the energy. I don't understand how that are you. What? I don't it's like you guys don't get it. No, but no, we don't.

But honestly, I don't like you do. It's a drawing on a screen. No, a cryptocurrency is like go to plane, go to plane. It's like that a Christmas Carol that Robert's a mechus made. That thing. Are we playing for the environment? What? Playing. Playing, playing, playing. This is your chance currency is like go to plane go to plane it's like that uh the Christmas Carol that Robert's a mechus made that thing are we The plan for the environment what plane plane plane plane your chance playing I'm gonna. I'm okay. How do we what do we do pick our two favorites or what or pick our favorite? This is so intense. I think we should let's knock something out Yeah, okay, I got a... I think we can safely knock out crispy.

For sure. Crispy, I don't like mint dark chocolate. Meaning that we're not gonna do it. I don't like pretzel. Like we're talking about what's gonna be number one? Yeah, they're not my number one. I don't like pretzel. Do you guys like pretzel?

I don't like pretzel. No, I can't do that. Not to be my number one, no. So we have four that are in contention. We have almond, peanut butter and plain I feel like I can knock out peanut. Oh My god, I love peanuts. I can't knock out peanut. This is so hard. You can't knock out We need two votes to knock one out

Okay, okay, um, wait hold on stop stop stop. I can knock out a moment Okay, no wait, hold on, stop, stop, stop. I can knock out a moment. You're being contrary. No, I can knock out a- I can knock out a- Honestly? Honestly, I'm so conflicted because I like almond really, really, really good, but when I go to the store-

Compared to these three. I'm I gonna reach for almond when I'm not thinking about how I just had that flavor. And it was good? Probably not. Do you you know what are you knocking out almond with me? I might I might but I'm just saying I'm having a problem. Let me let me save you the trouble. In honor of the white man pillaging this great nation on this special day. Oh yeah thanksgiving. I'm gonna say I'm gonna knock out almond as well. Because it's bad for the environment. It's bad for the environment. Okay, knock it out almonds.

Okay, but that's a really righteous little choice. So we have the three picks from the first round are our top three here. This is so intense and this is so expected, you know what I mean? I think we should make our choices and we should reveal them. We will reveal. So we need to really think about how we're describing this though.

Best M&M of all time. If you could only have one rest of your life, which one you have. I mean, how are we defining this? I'm defining just as which tasted best in our taste test. Yes, I think this is just the winner of the taste test. Yeah. All right, so take your packages behind your back and we'll reveal Take your packages behind your back. We'll reveal to we've taken plain

We've taken peanut and we've taken peanut butter behind our back And we're going to take out what we think is the best M&M at the same time What I say for the package three to one go we're gonna hold up the package and the color the package three to one go we're gonna hold up the package and the color Hey Jeffy Dubin Alright three two one Shit peanut butter congratulations Should they make peanut butter and jelly? I know they should not and I'll tell you why there was a there was a

Um, we didn't celebrate I can't Butter amon am I felt like I just stop that horrible notion Peter butter amonams are fucking great. Yeah, good shit congrats What is the fruity inside that you ever had? Yeah. There was a trader Joe's brain. Just find your fruity inside. What is this? Magic game 77. There was a trader Joe's impulse buy candy bar that I saw many times in line at Trader

Joe's and I was like, I'm finally going to get this. I bet it's good. Peanut butter and jelly chocolate bar. Yummy. Disgocla. That sounds bad. I know and jelly. Chocolate bar. Yummy. It's chocolate. That sounds bad and I know what you're talking about. Adding the chocolate. It was bad.

Yeah. Well, I think it was adding the jelly. Although that's what an M&M is, so yeah. Yeah. You thought the chocolate was the problem? Well, peanut butter and jelly. Let me get the straight. You thought the chocolate, peanut butter and jelly is good.

I don't actually like jelly. What? Lauren. Stop saying good. I don't actually like jelly. What? Lauren, stop saying that. I don't. Shut your full mouth. Lauren, stop trying to impress your friends. I don't like jelly. Is your nephew listening to this?

He better be. It's his homework. All right. So happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Yeah, happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Hope you enjoyed that. We're still eating. We have to take a break.

Shall we play a game? We have to take a break first. And then we play a little thermonuclear war. We're going to play a game where we're grateful for. Let's go around. I'll play a game where grateful for. So we'll pick the game that we're the most grateful for. When we come back, we'll be right back. We're back and we were just wondering

if Lauren cheated at Millie. Yeah, sure. We're like, was this a quiz show or what? No, but Paul said he wondered if my dad possibly was googling. There's no way for many reasons, but part of it is that he was confused about the, he was getting it wrong.

But he later said, I just saw a chart, a bar chart in my ecabara from my head, and James had more. He had no reason to understand, like no. What a lunatic. But actually that's how I describe a lot of things, so it really makes sense. Like I'm just like, I just know that that's how that is, or whatever, but I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.

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Yeah. Showed Dr. Phil taking, what, 35 minutes on now? I made a Dr. Phil joke at one point about how I was taking, operating on Dr. Phil time because he was taking so long on this. It was really, I was like, Nichols and Dimes.

I was like, wait, you actually had to do that. What was his question about Nichols and Dimes? He was truly like, if you take one penny out of a dollar, how many do you have? It was really like that. What a dumb shit. And he had this woman who was from Harvard or something, you know, they kept talking about that.

Yeah. And then they both were like, hmm, and they almost said it wrong. And I was like, wait, it's coins. Let's slow down. But I did take a really long time on that question and I was really nervous, but Jimmy was trying to help me. He was like, can you think of any?

And I was like, I got Obama. I couldn't remember anyone. Can you go backwards from now? I can't do that at all. Cause there's only 45. I know, and this is the kind of shit that bothers me though, my dream. Can you go backwards from now?

Like counting back from the president's word. From whoever is currently shit. There's no way. And the thing is, I feel like I need to learn this. And I also need to learn where all the states are. Because there's only 50, and there's only 45 presidents, and I have to be able to like, Well, that's the thing.

If you go on jeopardy, you have to figure out the states. Yeah. You have to, you have to, you have to figure out the states. Yeah. You have to, you have to, you have to brush up on geography. You have to brush up on the president's stuff. Well, there's even an anamaniac song about the president's, or it was about the states. And then there's another song about the president. And I was like, why did I never learn these songs? Yeah.

That would just, I could just go through it in my head and... Well, let's try to go back. We got, oh, it's going to be humilian. We got Big T. Yeah, I know who he is. Obama George W. Bush. George W. Bush before that is clean tone. Bull clean tone. Yeah, and then before that, of course, George H. W. Bush.

I got that. Before him is Ray, a little male, Ronnie Ray Gunn. Before that is Carter, no, see, before Reagan, I would be really confused and I wouldn't feel comfortable. Well, I remember in 1980, my fifth grade teacher being very upset in telling the whole class that Ronald Reagan was going to be a terrible president. Wow! And she was so mad Carter didn't get reelected.

Wow. She was right. Let's see, and let's see, even another level is knowing whether they were a good or bad president or what they did. Yes, exactly. I mean, I could never, I could never, I never, ever retain it. I never tried. Because you're not in school, you're not really taught that unless there is an actual,

you know, like a Nixon scant type scandal. Right. Kind of thing that happens. So, okay. So this is, no, this is where it starts getting complicated because of the Nixon thing. So before Carter, it was forward. So from 70, yeah, 76, it was forward, but Ford took over for Nixon in like 73, I think, because Nixon had just been reelected.

He had been reelected. And then he got impeached or was going to get impeached. He didn't actually get impeached. What? He didn't actually get impeached. He didn't actually get impeached. What? Some people get to get impeached while some people don't. He resigned before he was impeached. He resigned, yeah. They basically walked over.

The senators walked over to the White House in a big dramatic moment and said, hey, you've lost all your support. If you get impeached, everyone's going to vote for you to be impeached. Wow. And he said, okay, I'm going to resign. Later. And this. Now is this connected to what? For the listeners, I held it my peace side.

I started learning about, by learning, I mean, I read like a couple tweets about the 25th Amendment, which is like that sort of thing. I think we're, if the president decides he is going to resign, then he, the vice president takes over. But if he, there's like a whole complicated thing like if he wants to come resign, then the vice president takes over. But if he, there's like a whole complicated thing like if he wants to come back, he can come back. I'm gonna go. Well, it's very murky and as a matter of fact,

Dick Cheney had to like wrote letters that like secret letters that he only told, I think his chief of staff about saying, if I become incapacitated, you know what to do with these letters, because he was very worried about the chain of command, but he didn't want anyone to know that he had written these resignation letters, essentially. Jesus.

I don't know. It's crazy. Anyway, so before Nixon, then you're 68, and this is where it gets really bad for me. Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon V. Lyndon. And then before that, it would have been 64, which would have been JFK, wouldn't it? Yeah, because he was killed in 65, is that right?

He was killed in 64. 64. Wait, no. I would have said three. 63. Oh, so then he was, he was, he was, he was then 1960, is it in 60, is 64, but he was killed in 63 so then who took over for Kennedy? Well Johnson Johnson did yeah, so Johnson was then can you name them 63 to 72? Can you name the six James? So you got I don't think I can you got Madison you have Buchanan. Yeah, Monroe

You have Buchanan. Yeah. Monroe. Monroe. You're doing a little bit too. Sorry about what happened to you in the back of that fan, Monroe. Oh. Do you remember that?

I don't know, I've never talked about that. This is a famous two-close for a comfort episode where Jim J. Bollock was, like, it's not reverse raped, but just a regular rape piloting. But yeah. You've raped some just a regular rape by a lady. You've raped someone who'll rape by a woman. Did you ever see this show, Lauren? Too close for comfort, no.

Too close for comfort was a show's Ted Knight from a humanities shack. from Caddy Shack, Maritime and More Show. Plays a cartoonist in the San Francisco Bay area. Probably. Married to this nice red haired lady. Their two daughters live beneath them, right? I don't remember.

A dark, a dark haired one and a blonde one. They could not have looked less like each other or anyone else. Or any actors and both. And looks like he has three wives in the post. And then it says, a conservative cartoonist tries to meddle in the affairs of family and friends. Oh, I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really nine episodes. Yeah. Can you fathom that and show that bad lasted that long? So then there was a neighbor or roommate or something.

Monroe named Monroe, who was played by Jim J. Bullock, an obvious gay man, who had to pretend to have the hugest crush on this blonde woman. Oh, well, also he wasn't out, right? I mean, he wasn't out, but it was like, it was obvious. It was a weird time. Yeah, where you could like, you couldn't ever say you't out, right? I mean, he wasn't out, but it was like, it was obvious. It was still in that weird time. Yeah, where you could like, you couldn't ever say you were out, but like everyone could.

Everyone who you were. I know. Charles Nelson Riley, Paul Lind, like people like that. As opposed to when I was growing up in like the late 70s, you'd look at Liberace and just go, oh, he's just, he's eccentric, or he's, oh, he's funny.

Oh, I don't understand the right gal. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. But, but so Monroe was like the Erkel of two clothes. Oh, okay. But you're almost there. So you had four.

Yeah. Uh, so. Uh, Madison Monroe. James Washington, James Lincoln. Okay. Jimmy, I think said something to me. Oh, he called it. I just give it to you. But he did say something to me. Oh, you called him. I called him, of course, yeah.

But he did say something to me like, one of them is a little tricky, or something, where he was trying to say it's a nickname. Yeah. And that I would have never thought of. Right. So who's that, who's that sixth one? Actually, no, I don't know.

Well, wait, we don't have, yeah. Well, we have five, Jimmy Carter. Monroe Carter. Monroe Carter. Madison. Madison. You can. You can, you can and I have that's four That's four. Oh, oh, oh, people are screaming at their Good for them Garfield Garfield. He doesn't like Mondays

Great and great Love wait I thought we only have five no, I thought we only have five. No, I thought we only have five. Say again We have Buchanan Madison Garfield Munro Carter Munro Carter. Oh, I see Who's that six? I give you hints. Yes, and this is without any knowledge of Pro. Oh Yes, King Todd. It's um, okay, the it's part of, this last name could be an A. This is our three-tree by the way. We still have to do that.

Yeah, let's do the three-tree where you try to guess who people are based on the weirdest clues that I'm going to do with the person. Okay, this last name has, is part of a bear word that means spots. Spots. James K. Polk. Yes. Polkadot. Oh, I see.

Part of a bigger name that means spots. I was trying to think of like melanoma. James K. Melanoma. All right. It's time for a three turn. We're going to bring one back that we've done on our previous season. Oh, shit. This one is called and it's one that I'm thankful for because I thought it up. and we're going to bring one back that we've done on our previous season. Oh, shit.

This one is called, and it's one that I'm thankful for, because I thought it up. It's called, Switch It and Pitch It. I'm truly thankful for this. I'm really grateful. Honestly, just reflecting on the year, I'm so thankful for Switch It and Pitch It. We have together to see more praises. Switch It and Pitch It, let me remind you how it's played. One of us...

Switches it. No, one of us is going to be the pitcher. Just pitch and switch it. Switch it and pitch it. Well, switch it. Switch it when you say it. Am I doing it? Yes, you are doing it.

Okay, so one of us is going to be the pitcher and the other people will be the network executives listening to the show. What the picture receives is one of us will say the title of an already established television show like I believe we've said law in order before. Now what the picture has to do is make up a new title which is deeply held belief of mine. Every word is the opposite of the real world.

Real world. World. True story. Everywhere is the opposite of the world. And then they have to pitch that show to the switch it. No, they do switch it. They have to pitch the show to the network executives and then they have to sing the theme song.

That's right. And it has to include pianos Okay, so Paul is going to be the pitcher and we are going to throw out a Title to them. Lauren. Do you want to do I go in the next room? No, you there is no next room. We're outside. It's too close for comfort Okay, all right. Hey, thank you for meeting with me. Hey, it's no problem, honestly. We're not doing anything today.

Sorry, where you frightened? I didn't realize that my zoom was on. Oh, well it is. Stop tubing that. Hey. I couldn't know what it was you tubing. Honestly, I was doing that privately. I'm so sorry.

I thought I had clicked it off. That's okay. I enjoyed it. Okay So who are you? My name is Paul, right and I'm here to pitch you a television program. When do you think of your name? Do you think of the Beatles of the Bible? I think of the Beatles of the Bible. Okay. The Bees of the Bees. John was like, you know, you can John. Yes, John's like Ringo. Okay. Now what is John was like? John was like, you were making John. Yes. John was like, Ringo. Okay. John was like, Ringo.

John was like, if I say it, I hope it helps. Okay. So before I have to, I'm honest, I was in the middle of doing a few things. I didn't realize this meeting was happening right now. And I have my Zoom set on on a Maddox start. So what is it? No, I don't know what you're saying. Is that a new update?

Yeah, just hope I have a meeting at Starts and I realize I have to sit down and have the meeting. All the Maddox starts. Yeah, so I just wanted to know what your idea was. Oh, okay, yes. I love to hear you pitch this bad boy. I would like to pitch this. What? What?

Why don't you just tee it up and pitch it to us? This is a television drama. Oh. So it's not funny, it's serious. Okay, I like this. Okay. Sometimes it's sad. Okay. And sometimes it's scary. So all the serious. Okay, I like this. Okay, sometimes it's sad. Okay, sometimes it's scary

So all the all the all the drama things Uh-huh and the tight the tight. Yes, sometimes there's a mouse Put your dummy away. He does a little, he does a bit cause you broke. This is my natural equipment, dummy. It's, did you, you clearly made it yourself, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's really taking off in the core because people are just buying tickets to see his performance. The Marine Corps? In the Quar, yeah. I just, and you think you're silly, Rags. Oh my God. Maybe you shouldn't have an actual lit cigar in its mouth.

Oh. Oh. OK. I guess I'm just an actual lit cigar in its mouth. Oh. Okay, so I guess I'm just talking to you then. You're a heat pass. So this drama is called. Up back. Welcome back. You're totally cinched, yeah. This drama is called, appropriately far, in spite of discomfort. Appropriately far far in spite of discomfort.

Appropriately far in spite of discomfort. I love this title. It immediately makes me wonder, what kind of lunatic would say something like that? Well, here's the thing, it's a love story you see. And it's about two people who are both dreadfully ill

with diseases that could kill the other person. Oh, like the novel coronavirus? No. This looks like they, these are made up diseases from fantasy, man. So we can change the rules anytime we want. Oh, I love that.

Yeah. So what kind of diseases are you thinking of that you made up? Well, list all the diseases you've made up. Okay. There's mandaloreus. Oh, and I have. You hooked me already, just on the first one.

Well, that one, unfortunately, that TV show started, and so I might have to change the name. But we can get the right. This is the idea that the man in the love story, and yes, it's a man and woman story. That's part of the sadness. Is he called a mandalorian? No, he drives a del story, and yes, it's a man and woman story. That's part of the sadness. Is he called a man de lorean?

No, he drives a de lorean and he is a man. Oh, god, he is. His disease. But that's not the disease. That's just a coincidence. Is that another one of those George Lucas stupid names where he just was like, man, de lorean, camera, TV? You just put two of them together?

What do you use? The Mandalorian? The Mandalorian, yeah, this is off topic. I'm just I mean by my Mandalorian or George George Lucas is I'm just now deconstruct Why can't I can't speak to that you know how stupid his names are like sky walker because he like goes up and travels around Okay, I can solo because he's like a loner that is how I came up with Mandalorian But now I feel like it's if I say it is a stupid name. That is how I came up with Mendelorean, but now I feel like if I say, it is a stupid name, I'm saying my idea was stupid. No, no, no, just say it's a stupid name.

I love it. I love it. Yeah, we love this. Thank you, this is making me feel better. Good, it's really good. Good, now hit us. I can't wait to see it this time. Hit us with the details.

His disease is if he kisses a woman. Oh, sounds good. If he kisses any lips softer than his. Oh, wow. He kills the other person. No. Yes. Does he take sandpaper to our lips then?

So he can kiss her. Wow, don't get ahead of it. Oh, is that the season finale? This is why we want to be really involved with the creative. It's the series finale, but I'm. Oh, he just rubs her. It's the Alas and Sandpaper, and then it gives her a big snow- And at the end of the 10th season.

I can see it. I love that one. And then she, her name is Susan. It's very, it's past but present. And everyone calls her lazy Susan because she's so industrious. It's like an ironic thing. I love that. I like when women are teased for being good at something. Yes, exactly. And it's all men who do the

t-s. This woman know how beautiful she is or she is. She has no idea. She's no idea. Which makes her even more beautiful. Would you watch the game with you? Wow. The movie The Game by David Finch. Yes, that's great. I always want to see it. my David. Yes, I'm great. I always want to see it. You want to see her watch it with him? Yeah. I want to see it by it. I mean, her watching the game.

You know, once I'm on Twitter, I also would refer to Pennywise as it, the clown that I've never forgotten. Oh, what an interesting detail. That has something to do with my pitch. It's just something. It's a clown. It's just something that has stayed in my mind. Okay. Well, come and get back on top of it because I have a dizzy.

So lazy Susan has a disease. What's that? Her disease is if she kisses anybody, she and tests with she and well, it's a lot of stuff. I mean, this is part of the bitch. Okay, so what a chase for me. It just feels like he's obsessed. We are a cable network.

What is somebody fucking sell? Yeah, no, they all know they can do all that, of course. Oh, they just can't kiss. This is where they can put the crazy woman rule. Yes, pretty woman rule. Which is the only thing. That was the title I was gonna give it.

Pretty woman rules. But I was like, it does it. I was and then people were like, yeah, I agree. I'm like, no. Yeah, I gotta change this. I just, I feel like this, yeah, I agree. I'm like, no, yeah, I got changes. Yes, I feel like this my title is more descriptive. They have to stay away from each other because all they want to do is kiss Yeah, so her disease is she kisses someone she enjoys it more than the other person Well, that's tricky. Yeah, right. Yeah, so isn't that usually what happens when you kiss someone that you enjoy it more than they do? Yeah,, for you.

I often talk to his wife. So they have to, oh, that's nice. Oh, there's more. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Boston Mass, oh, two, one, three, four. So they have to stay away from each other. They have to stay appropriately distanced. Oh, yes. From each other.

Yes, and then the rest of the title for discomfort. Yes, and with what is it? Appropriately distanced. Distant. In spite of, no. Appropriately distant. Because of.

Because of discomfort. Discomfort. Here's with that theme song, baby. Oh, I'm glad you asked. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. I've got a disease called loving you. You've got a disease called loving me.

We've got a disease called loving each other. But we can't ever be in the same room now We're appropriately distant for the comfort I mean Proprie and they just because of discomfort I messed up it for When I said what I said yeah, probably this is for discoverers from before life city one else I Love it I said, probably this is for his governance, for all I've said he wanted. I love it. Do you want to buy it?

Okay, well, how much is it? Yeah, how much? Oh, we're gonna talk about this. How much will it take us to get us into this show? I'm going to write a number on my computer's camera. Oh, by the way, I want to start. I want to start. You're gonna be in it? Yeah, I want to start on I want to start. I want to start. And I want to start on the high would walk a

fame for being the best zoom. Yeah. Oh, there has to be a category by now. Alright, you drive a hard bargain. Let's say it will cost you lifetime donuts. I get donuts for free forever. And do I have to pick them up? Yes. Do I have to make them? Yes. So I make them. You pick them up. When do you want them?

I want them as soon. I want them by loads of the same time. You want them all at the same time, right? Tomorrow. E-O-D. E-O-D, you want your lifetime supply today. I've done so many times. Tomorrow.

Today by E-O-D. You would eat in a lifetime. They're all going to get stale within like four days. You've never seen me don't it's okay No, but how many do you consider a lifetime supply? 10 okay, all right, we can do that thousand oh No divided by 12 Huh, two you have a deal

Great job with the pitch. Wow. I'm so happy you worked out for all of us. And that's how we play switching rich into a pitch. I'm so happy to work out for all of us. Oh my gosh. Who's up next? Lauren, you wanted to be next?

Sure. All right, I have a title. One day at a time. Okay. Mm-hmm. Are we impersoner on Zoom? And they told them they can't do that and they're fired. That's so funny.

Hi. Right, oh, she's here. Oh, shit. You're on the Zoom. Hey. We had it set to auto start. Hope you don't mind. Oh, no, that's fine. Hi, we're together, by the zoom. Hey. We had it set to auto start. Hope you don't mind. Oh, no, that's fine.

Hi, we're together by the way. Even though we're in. No, no, not together together. We're just, we're in the same room. We're just in the same room and we're holding hands. All right, well, it feels, honestly, whatever makes you happy. So I'm glad you approved.

I've never met. It doesn't make me happy, but I'm doing it anyway. My name is Tab, and I have... Tab? Shab. Is that Shorp for something? It's Shorp for... Like Stab.

It's Shorp for Tabetha. Oh! Like the TV show Tabetha. Yes, whatever it takes. It's so coincidental. We don't understand. Because we are here to buy TV shows like Tabetha. Well, and I know that, and I have a really exciting pitch for you today. Okay. Good. Good start

So do you want to know the title first or what you're in charge? You tell me this is your this is your pitch We're just the people listen to and decide your fate. So this show is called a million years already happened A million years already happened. A million years already happened. This is not biblical. Is it supposed to be? Well, we believe in the Bible. Yeah, we do believe it's literal. Here's the thing. We keep hoping that things will be biblical. Right. And because we are biblical, a million years is hard for us to fathom because there's only been 6000 years. Yeah, it's really, and it's actually something that kind of takes place in a sort of supernatural realm. Okay, that's a while. Wow.

Yeah. Where people sort of have lived past lives and they have so many feelings inside. Witchcraft stuff like Harry Potter. A little bit like that, but nothing like that. We're from the notorious turf, Jake and Rowling. We are biblical, but we hate turf. We hate turf. Oh, so we don't like her?

We don't like her now. Yeah. That's great. So it goes like this. There's a family of a hundred, and they live on the... Sounds like it was one shy of a Dalmatian family. And they live on a compound. And...

Two shy of a later delusion family. Yes. And the way it works is... They always... Yes. Tell us the way it works. Everything about our own works. The only compound the way it works is...

One person... Is the person who is... Oh my gosh, I'm getting so frazzled my notes I'm sorry I've never played stuff together. We're not that scary are we? Well it's because you're in the same location I'm not really used to that. Is it our Halloween costumes? Yes they are just to play a conjoined twin I just sorry because we have to hold hands. You have to apologize. I'm just... Next year we're going to be the human centipede. Okay. We're looking for a Larry. If you're interested.

Yeah. So, okay. I was going to kind of zip through this. So, a way of work says there's one sort of psychic in town that everyone speaks to. And she's a... Wait, how big is this town? There's only one psychic? Well, it's a family.

So, really, how often does that strike twice in a family? It must be a town full of only 10 people. She's got me. Did you see that? I did. She got by and a question and then she just slammed on it right back in my face. Amazing. She's good.

Well, so okay, the way it works is, the one psychic was... We stop saying the way it works is. You're annoying. But phrase is, she's to have any meaning. I don't understand. You're absolutely right. So the way I unfold is there's a... Much better.

Exactly better, I loved it. There's a psychic in the family. She's very old, 105. She's the grandmother, Matriarch. And she is able to tell you about your past lives. And everything happened a hundred years that already happened. And so she tells you what happened and you kind of counterstand yourself and others based on these types of experiences you've already experienced but you don't recall.

And so we all say, so what we see, what I want to, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't hold on, is that what occurs is what occurs is what occurs is what occurs is is what occurs is is How does it unfold baby? What oh Wait, am I getting a phone call that's my ring tone is cutie B what oh is there is The way that people interact is damaged. What are you a scientist? It's damaged by this knowledge.

Dumb it down for me. So basically you look, okay, so what would happen is I'd meet your character. If I was the grandma, I would say, oh, in the past life, you actually were a piece of shit. You know, you are a fart, you are a murderer, and then you were a... Fart! That's when you're a murderer, and then you are a... Fart! That's when you're a guest, and you're taking a picture of that. And you're able to take that. She got your murderer.

And then suddenly... I don't care about that, at least I'm a human. It messes with your life because you weren't going to murder, but you think, well, I used to, and then suddenly become the farting murderer and everyone's trying to catch you. And you were just having normal life being a happy husband. So, this is the type of thing that will happen. So by finding out stuff from your past, you start to change your future.

And that is 100 years of things that already happened. But what's the themes on? It goes like this. One, two, three, four, five years already happened. Six, seven, eight. Oh my gosh, it's going to cut up. We have to look at you. Ten years already. She did change it to 100 right at the up. We have to look at you. 10 years already.

She did change it to a hundred right at the end. So maybe he won't be that long. Do you think she's making this a long theme song? So she doesn't have to make this show? I don't know. I feel like she pitched herself as the grandma. I think she wants to do it. 20 years already.

This is like a too many cooks cut it. 30 years, 40 years, 60 years. So what, one episode? 70 years, 80 years, 10 years. And 1, 2, and 3. I've heard about this. She's been back to counting by once. 100 years already happened.

You could be a fart, whatever, and that you can know it. No, she's just redoing the pitch and song for it. The pitch was actually a part of. She's talking about the pitch and song for it. The pitch was actually a part of the pitch. The pitch in this one. I already knew that part when I came in here. It's written in the show. Wait, I think she could hear us. A hundred years old. Oh, are we not a mute? My double-tapped it. Oh, no. Oh, my ears are fucking. We're doing it. Double-tapped me. fucking double-tept me all right show sounds interesting thank you the theme song might need a rewrite that's

fine do you see yourself playing the grandma I'd like that very much yeah you're right all right we'll give you 20 million dollars for one episode can it be 30 million yes for! For two episodes. That's worse. Yeah, it's very worse. But take your leave, it's very worse. That's very worse. That's a better title.

It's very worse. The end. Yeah. All right, I'm next. And then we got to wrap it up. Okay, so Paul, you give me a title, is that right? I'll give you a title. Hill Street Blues.

Okay. Uh huh. He should be here any minute actually because his agent called me and said he didn't know how to do this. He was zoomed. Hi everyone. Hi everyone.

Oh you're late. I'm sorry, I had to. You're in your own home. Why are you running around to laptop? I'm sorry, I just said this is the only way to get extra sized as you run around my laptop. Can't you do it some other time? No!

I have to set hours. Okay, I'm sorry. Just because you scheduled this pimp story, my exercise hour. He's yelling at me. I'm sorry, Mr. What was your name again? Tuben. Okay, Mr. Tuben, your agent called me because their agent told me

that you do not know how to use a zoom. And yet here you are. So I figured it out, bitch. Okay. Hey, wait, I like where this is going. Okay. What's your show called sweetie? Pah all right here. We go you ready for it? Yes

Pah hill Avenue rock Wow, you know it's a musical and what is the title again? Pah hole okay Avenue rock Okay, cuz an avenue is different from a street and a Pah hole is different from a Pah hill And then I have a news different from a street. And a pot hole is different from a pot hill. Okay. It goes, it's indented into the round instead of, it's like a stalactite or whatever. Right.

Remember? Might grow from the ceiling, but they don't. Anyway, it's a musical. You ever see Cop Rocks? Delac Tite, ceiling. I invented Cop Rocks. Delac Tites are on the ceiling. Delac Tites are on the on the ceiling see up there. Yeah

You invented Coprock yeah, yeah, yes, oh my god. I'm so Improving oh a Mixerastic oh yeah, oh you're right. Oh, this guy keeps getting me. I can't believe it I honestly don't need to handle this. He's singing me so hard You suck anyway. He has instead of a cop rocket was so good. He hasn't said anything that has upset me yet Anyway, okay, this is this is all about you know, I wonder driving down the street Me no, I have a drive yeah you I

Know I know you don't. I'm talking to him. Yeah, I call you a bitch again. I drive my own car. So what? Well, you know, when you drive now, the street and so do you hit a puddle. And you have flying up and you hit your head

on the top of the car. Yes, it hurts. I've abandoned up there on my bald head. Yeah, you're driving down an avenue, right? Yes. It doesn't it rock? Is this about my life? Yes

Wait another pitch about your life. Why does this keep happening because your famous dude? No one knows why I am wait. I'm looking you watch the show about yourself and Wait, I'm looking at Twitter and you are trending Your famous bro, I don't want to be a fan of me. You do. It's- My beings are casting. It's shit.

It says it again. There's no show about you, dummy. But you are trending and it says Zoom dick. He was wrong. Anyway, can I see the dang thing, Sorg? You didn't tell us anything about the show. I already told you, dummy! The show is about driving down the avenue in a powerful...

You drive me, you drive me! Okay, let him sing it. Alright. Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Alright! I'm a b-b- it. Oh, he got me again. So buy it. But you do want us to buy it? Yes, please. Okay. That's being said. I do think that we could buy it. Wait, let's let me check my wallet. I'll check my wallet as well. I've got a hundred coins. I've got thirty coins. Together?

A hundred and thirty coins. Which could equal upwards of multiple dollars? Yes, now these coins were made by electricity, which is bad for the environment. Hmm, I don't know. That's a conflict for me. Ready? All right, I'll take it.

One coin. We have to print them out to keep it Bitcoin. And it's very expensive to use the computer to do that. It's a 3D printer. And we need to put more decent. Deez nuts. Oh, shit! We got you. Tag team Zayn. Let's do this later. Tag team bitch. All right. Team bitch. I'm so grateful for that game. I'm grateful for that game. I hope you guys enjoyed that episode.

And you know, if you're making travel, if you're traveling around because of the holiday, you shouldn't be, but. If you're making travel, I hope you're also making some time. But I hope you enjoyed the extra long length of this episode. In the girth.

How long was it? It was probably like an hour and 15 or something. Shit, man. Damn son. Some run there. You know a good 15 minutes of it was us chewing. That's true. Yeah, you're right.

Bonus chew. Well, goodbye. Forever. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Happy Thanksgiving. everyone! Happy Thanksgiving! Bye! Bye! you