Threedom - Threevisiting: Christmas Find Out Who Game

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss moving to LA and play Christmas Find Out Who Game.

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I'm that traitorous, sprit guy and I do whatever I want! I take money from this company and then this company and I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck either. The guys at Judas, I'm on record with that as well. I was the first time I saw that commercial. I was horrible. I was disgusted. Here's what I thought. Who cares, who you are and what you're doing. I don't care.

If you told me you were always with Sprint, I would have been like, yeah, I guess, can you hear me now with Sprint thing? I don't know. You didn't need to explain who you are. Just get that money, babe. I don't know, I think he could start in movies. What if he just went for like above the title

in movies after this? What if they made it? Sprint, Paul the Sprint guy. Guy. Sorry, and Kung Fu Panda 8. Kung Fu Sprint. We're gonna skip tape. You don't think he'd be on camera. Oh, I've been to meet many years until that happens. You don't think he'd be on camera?

You think it's just like he's got such a great voice. Why wouldn't he do? No, he'll be real and the rest of the movie is. He's wandering around the Kung pad to world. He's like I'm Paul. Is that his name? Yeah. So you know him way more about it. I paid a lot of attention to this guy. Did you get a dossier when you saw that he switched over? You're like, I want to know his strengths and his weaknesses. Paul net worth. I went to Paul feet. Paul Sprinkai feet.

Yeah. I bet that there's something out there. There's some, there's some covers. You've got to look it up right now. What is it in Converse? If you're someone who's into feet, God bless you. But what is there about them that? It is snails.

What is it about feet that people like? I don't know. And I actually, I was recently on my friend's podcast. It's called Unbearable. It's like about bears like gay guys. And one of the guys told a story about how he met a guy who wanted him to put his shoe up his, up the other guys butt. And he gave him a fresh converse to put on. Whoa. And then he put it other guys butt. And with the foot in it. And give him a fresh converse to put on.

Whoa. And then he put it up his butt. You mean the converse like what I were on comedy bang? Just like that. And that's how he introduced him. He's like, these represent Scalcom and I would have worn high tops. Just to get it in safe side.

Yeah. I ever tell you about the show that I was in called High Top. No, tell me about it now. My first improv team in Chicago was called a Red Hot High Top. Really? Yeah, but what's your show? This was a Christian musical that I was in called High Tops. No, tell me about it now. My first improv team in Chicago was called a Red Hot High Tops. Really? Yeah, but what's your show? This was a Christian musical that I was in

when I was 15. Oh boy. Yeah, look at you go in those high tops. And it was all about a cool Jesus. Yeah, it was like a high school and everyone who was cool were high tops. This is 1980. That tracks. That sucks.. You got that track.

That sucks. And I was the nerd. Would you have to wear your old sharkies? Oh! You got me! I got him out the shark. You fucking got me. Ha!

Ha! Ha! They're like, you, I got this part because of you, but you already wore. Ha! Hello. Well, well, well, thank you for coming in. We have cast a part. You got it because of what you already wore.

When you were a child, it was with a Catholic diocese, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they put it on, but it was a Christian musical, but there's a lot of overlap with both of those. And, but it was my first experience with, there were one of the guys in the show, they thought was acting out, so they asked him to stay after it rehearsal, and then they all laid hands on him and prayed over him. Making?

Wait. Right. They pray on him because he was being ran bunches. Yeah, he was, these were Catholics? These were Catholics, yeah. Wow, it was strange. I think there was, I think it was the Catholic Dices was putting it on, but then there were Christians involved

that it was, but I had never seen or heard of that before of people like he was like, it was crazy, man. I like, they asked me to stay after and then they were like, you're acting, you know, really disobediently. And so we're all gonna pray over you and put our hands on you. That ought to do it. Yeah, it's crazy.

Why they just threatened it with suspension. Well, it wasn't, it was just summer. It was like a summer program. Oh, yeah, I don't know. It was crazy. But they should've made them all the lawn. You have a lot of ideas now. How are you then?

I wish I'd been there. That's what I'd use a time machine for. To go back and help that guy. It was the first time I'd ever heard of a camel toe. Cause you saw his. Because we, we one of the teachers, who was directing the player, helping out with the play, I guess had one one day.

Oh my God. And everyone was like, a woman? Yeah. And so it became a catch. We snuck a lot of it. It became a catch phrase and check out the sketch. Check out the CT on the teach. Oh, it became like a thing we would say. Now the first time you heard it, did you say, what does that mean? Or did you pretend you already knew? It was one of those things. It was a lot like, I remember when I was 12 or 13.

It wasn't just a parent. You're like, CT, got it. I know exactly what you're talking about. When I was 12 or 13, everyone started talking about Bush. They're like, oh man, I check out her Bush or whatever. Check out her Bush. And I didn't know what that was.

And I assumed it was when you would go in the bushes with a girl and she would like show you her privates or something. Yeah, that makes sense. So for a year, I was like, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, bush. She put it. This was like what, 1999? Ooh, I'd like to bush her.

But CT, I think. What's bush? I think they explained what a camel toe was. I think I know what it is. It's concussions, right? Of course you know what it is. You don't know now? I'll tell you. Do it is. You don't know now.

I'll tell you. Do it. I'll tell you. It's when the bulldozer pants shop per push. Do women have the same thing though Lauren where it's looking at? Do you have do you have a certain slang words about? Yeah, we say look at that. M.K. What is that? It's not good.

What about yourselves? I mean about dude. Yeah. That's not no. No, it's not good. What is that? It's not good. Oh, not about yourselves. I mean about dudes. Yeah. That's not, no, I'm, who's not going to do that. It is. That's the best of Camel Toa for a man. When they're balls are kind of separated by the tight pants. The balls.

Now I'm not looking for that, but if my eyes see it, I'm going to call them out. You loudly. Do you think some people are looking for it? I think some people are trying to get people look for it, you know? What? You think some people are looking for it? I think some people are trying to get people look for it. You know? What? You think some people are wearing their pants? I think some people wear things to show. To take some.

To high. Yeah. Yeah. We know who. Name them. This is the forum. No, I'm scared. I've never looked at anyone.

What's the weirdest thing you're into, Lord? Oh. Oh. To hit us with something weird. I never really did anyone. What's the weirdest thing you're into, Lauren? Oh, it is with something really weird. Okay, this is weird, but I'm totally into it. Okay, so you know when a guy's dick is like splitting half in the middle and it's two? Yeah, I got two pills. I love that.

Prince Albert, the best. I'm really into it. Yeah, Prince Albert splits it down the middle. I believe so. I think it's just like that. I think it's just like that. I think it it down the middle. I believe so. I think it's down the middle but it got much back. No, it is. I mean, that's what well I thought. Well, it's a piercing in your dick hole,

but it makes the separation to have P2 streams. I mean, I've seen a picture of that. I don't know about the P-ing part. I have seen that. I've heard about it. I mean, I love. On what? I'm sure.

Saviom Glover. Saviom Glover. There was a tapping cut. I what? Savage Love? Sure. Savion Glover? There was a tapping touch. I remember, yeah, in an early version of tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch. We talked about Prince Albert. For who we had a totally strange episode. Episode 10, they just stopped tapping and talked about splitting their penises.

We've had a lot of complaints. We're not trying to translate the taps. Wow. OK, so the podcast is just the sound of people tapping but in Morse Copa. Fuck you. Lauren, you're full of beans today. I'm feel great.

You have your usual, you have a little snack, you have a little snack, it was a tangelo. It's a little halo. A little halo. I do have something I wanted to talk about. Okay. It's not serious. You didn't have to have us record a podcast. I'm sorry.

But I'm really meeting. Have you guys seen Dear Evan Hansen? You saw it, right? You ended up seeing it? I haven't seen it. I was invited. I was invited and then I had to work. I wanted to go so bad, but I've been waiting to listen to anything from it

because I just wanted to see it and I heard it so good. I was like, I don't want to know anything about it. I just want to go in. But I don't know when that's going to happen. And I saw Ben Platt on the Grammys and I was like, I just have to listen to it. It's not like Hamilton, though, where you can get a sense of what the story is. No, so I don't really, I've pieced together some parts of the story, but I don't really know.

But the songs are so good anyway, because I was told don't listen to it without seeing it. But then I just was like, I just want to know. And I would say you could listen to it without seeing it. This is what you wanted to talk to us about. Yeah. I want, first of all, you know, everything to say about what you saw it. Yeah, right. You dropped the ball, Scott. It's, no, it's amazing. I would, I, it was to the extent that we didn't know who could replace him. That's what I, because I thought once I missed him, I was like,

well, then I'm, when am I gonna see it? It's gonna be so long, whatever. And the music has made me like, cry so much without any contact. I would imagine that whoever replaced him is great in it, but I'm sure. I mean, yeah, of course. That's all these singers are so impressive.

Yeah, it's always the thing when a show starts and then the person that originates, throws like, well, there's no point. I mean, all these singers are so impressive. Yeah, it's always the thing when a show starts, and then the person that originates through all the like, well, there's no point. I mean, who's ever going to be as good as that? But it's like these things run forever. And it's like, of course, a bunch of great people are going to be, they're not going to get somebody's stinks. But it's a hand. I just, I've never seen him, anyone do what he does.

He is so amazing. I've just seen him in random things. Does he do like summer or something? He splits his penis down the middle. I gotta see that. And I was thinking, as Jay, as I was listening to it, how amazing Broadway singers are and how talented they are. And I was thinking about Christine Ebersol

who I saw in War Paint this summer. And then it got to my audition that I was going to and she was there. And I got to meet her. Whoa, do you say what? I was just thinking of you. And then of course I thought that sounded so fake, but I still did it.

And you guys were auditioning for the same part? Yeah, that was the joke she made. I'm just like her. But I love her and she's also from one of my favorite movies of all time, which is I didn't mention because I don't know how she would feel about it, but my girl too. My girl too.

It's so good. I've never even seen one. They go to LA when I was little. Return of the bees. I loved it because she goes to LA to try to learn about her dead mom. This is Klomsky. Yeah.

And it's just like a really cool 70s LA vibe in the home of the I just loved it so much. Because you wanted it moved to LA? I don't know. I just thought it was really cool. And like the music was so cool. And I had the soundtrack. What was it like when you moved LA? Was it? Oh, yeah. This is what I thought it would be from the movies or is it? It was interesting because it was so.

I had never really been on here. I'd only visited one time. And my perception of it was so based on like TV and movies. And I just even like living in a warm climate was weird to me. But I think it's really weird when you see something in the movies that pretends like all of LA is in the same spot. Like, right. I just watched something their day that was like new where I'm like, they're pretending you just got from Venice to Silver Lake. Yeah.

Well, even on like a football game, if it's downtown at the Coliseum or whatever, they'll they'll coming back from a commercial show like the Santa Monica Pier, like we're here in LA. Yeah. It's like that is out an hour away. Funny, like when I watch a football game, this is what TV does. It's like, so they start one goal post. And then they act like the other goal post is just like the distance of a football field away.

Yeah, it's like it's so much farther. I used to live in a football field. Yeah, and so. How was that? It was cold, drafty. Drafty, especially because a lot of times wet, they're noisy. There wasn't a dome.

There wasn't a dome. Oh, God. Oh, God. So what was, where did you live when you first? North Hollywood. Uh-huh. I got a little apartment, but it was amazing because I was moving from New York,

where I was living in a two bedroom with a couple, and it was probably like no joke, like 600 square feet. I don't know, I mean probably like the entire place. Yeah, it was tiny. It was just two bedrooms in a small space between the two of them with like a fridge. And it was bad. So then when I got here and I could pay so much less for like, I got like, you know, it was a shitty apartment, but like it was 900 bucks for a one bedroom,

and I was paying 700 for a one bedroom, and I was paying 700 for my room in this shitty place. And that was amazing to me. I was like, this is nice. I got balcony. Was it your first time living alone? No, I wasn't living alone. I was living with my boyfriend at the time.

Oh! So it was 450 bucks, really. Whoa! When I moved to LA, I didn't know anyone. I knew like, I found out that I knew one person when I moved here. A guy, an old friend of mine that I'd lost touch with and then found out that he was here after I moved here.

And I was like staying on couches of people that I didn't know that well and it was very uncomfortable. And you're the inspiration for crashing. Yeah, yeah. And I'm the inspiration for his wife. I said, I said he take my story Take it. Just take it. Scott's story and take it take it We're not gonna do anything

No one wants to hear this story turns out I was wrong I so this so this friend of mine said, hey, I'm leaving LA. I'm going to move back to Philly. Brian, do we know him? No, you don't want to say his name. You don't have to. I don't have to, and I won't have to. He said, you can come crash with me,

and then you can take over my apartment because I'm moving back to Philly. It was like great. And he had this building, it's the one that's right around the corner. Yeah, I was going to ask. It's the comedy. Oh, yeah. I said you lived over here. I did. I used to. Sorry. I'm trying to see your face. I mean, no, I'm a beautiful boy. And you put two microphones in front of you. Give a shit about you. So I I crashed a Brian's couch Brian was staying in this in this one bedroom apartment um with his girlfriend and I was sleeping on the couch with a Murphy bed.

You're getting ahead of yourself. Sorry my dear boys. Please continue. All right. The Murphy. The Murphy. Have what's going on with the Murphy? See, baby. So, Brian did not move back to Philadelphia for another, I wanna say four, five months, so like that. Oh. So it was the three of us in this one bedroom apartment, and when I first, I guess moved in, which I didn't realize I was moving in, the girlfriend was so nice to me,

and like, this will be great for Brian, to have you around, have a friend around. And then by the end of it, it was like she would walk in the door and if I was in the apartment, she would roll her eyes at the sight of me. It's so hard to have someone. It's so, and of course, I'm like,

I know this is the worst. Yeah. I know this is, but. Oh, you just remind me of. He, I know this is the worst. Yeah. I know this is, but. You just remind me of. He, it took you. If you're the worst, it took so long for him. My story that people was so cool. The show, you're the worst.

Wait, wait, what's his podcast? I don't know. His podcast was the worst. What's it called? You made it weird. Oh yeah. And you're the worst as a show. Right.

Brian Stuck Around for so long that I, another apartment opened up in that building and I took that apartment. And you're the worst as a show. Right. Brian Stuck Around for so long that I, another apartment opened up in that building and I took that apartment. And that was the one with the first event. And then they still were annoyed to see you every day. And then he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he but he was coming to LA, and he did a place to stand, I had moved there, and whatever, so I said, yeah, I had a couch.

And he came and stayed, and then didn't do anything on his trip to LA to the point where I made a frozen pizza or something, and then he was picking off all the time. It was like annoying. And then he was watching Harry Potter on TV all day one day. And I was like, what are you? And he was just visiting?

Yeah, and then I was having friends over to work on something. And I thought it would be obvious, you should go. And then my boyfriend had to take him with him to the mall because he was going there. And so he took the friend to the mall. It sounds just like depression. Just get him out. It was like, he took the friend to the mall. It sounds just like depression. Just like get him out. It was like, yeah, I don't understand it.

And then there was another, there was a point where he got mentioned off handed like coming to stay again or something. And I just was like, silent. It was like, that was the most annoying. You didn't do anything helpful. You didn't leave. My place was very small.

So it was like, we're just staring at each other. And how long was he there? And we didn't know each other that well. Like, so it was like, we were just staring at each other. And how long was you there? And we didn't know each other that well. Like a few days, probably five days or something. That's crazy. That's crazy. Do you mind moving that mic by the way, so you can see better?

Ah! How's this? Yes, good. Do a Liam Gallagher style. Oh, I just heard that the bank yesterday, and this woman was talking, well, it was depositing money. Oh, I just heard that the bank yesterday, and this woman was talking, well, I was depositing money. Oh, this gets better and better.

And this woman was talking to the cashier or whatever, like tell her, The teller. Teller. Like she, as if she sees him all the time, like she's like, so how are you? But it was very like, what's been going on kind of thing? And then, but they had no information about each other.

So I was like, maybe they don't, but she was just saying it so casually. And then she starts talking about like, how do you like your job? And he was like, oh, it's fine. She's like, it's a job, right? Well, I work in payroll at SAG. And we get in, like, I see people's checks sometimes

and she's like, you know Liam Neeson. And he was like, no, and she was like, you know Liam Neeson, he's in taken, he's like, oh yeah, I know that movie. She was like, he had a, he had a time card come in for $5 million. So I was like, you know Liam Neeson, he's in Taken, he's like, oh yeah, I know that movie. She was like, he had a time card come in for $5 million. So I was like, this guy's got money. I was like, what? I guess there is no banker client privilege, right? That was, I thought so crazy to just say.

Secondly, it's like duh. Like, she said, you movies. I'm not shocked by that. I saw that in the disaster artist, there's a scene where Seth Rogen goes to cash his check from Tommy Waso and they, and the banker said, so I'm like, yeah, and he's like, oh yeah, that guy's got a ton of money.

We don't know where it comes from. Right. And I'm thinking, that's not gonna happen in real life. But it sounds like it does. I guess I was wrong. Yeah, it was so surprising to me. I was just like, that seems rude,

but also I found it interesting. And I'm sharing with all of you. I cool up when it, cool up when it deposits something from the office at the bank. She was on the office? Yes. Like a check from the office. It's a stay on there.

The show, the office. That's exciting. I mean, I get what I say. I forgot. Oh, okay. That was like her first big break. It's like so long ago now. But she went into deposit at the bank at Universal,

where the office is and everything. And the woman took a look at it and said, what is this from, the office? And she's like, oh, it's a TV show. She's like, I've never heard of it. And she goes, well, she goes, who's in it? And she goes, Steve Carell? She goes, Steve Carell. She goes, Steve Carell from the 40 year old version

has a television show? That can't be because I've never heard of it. Like she would have heard of it. I'm a Steve Carell super fan. I would know. I know everything he's done. And this is like four years into the office. That's insane.

Yeah. I'm all business when I go to a place. I don't like the Chitchat. I go to the ATM. AB when you get a P. Yeah. I'm all business when I go to a place. I don't like the chitchat. I go to the ATMs. A B when you get a P. Yeah, exactly. I really don't like to talk to them. Or have them think about how much money I'm putting in

or what are looking at my account and all this. So I don't like the face to name. Yeah, I went to the Den Ben yesterday. I don't mind that. Although I have not been in a bank in such a long time, I do everything electronically. I went to the... You deposit all checks left, right?

I'm... We don't care. I already get your food stamps. I'm, why I get them at a usual place? Check, actually. Wait, what were you gonna say? Wait, I want to hear everything. I, I, I will mail checks in to home.

Your business, my account. Yeah. Oh, I still do it all myself. No good for you. I can't. I'm too much coming in. It's, I mean, undated with two cent checks. Why are you smirking like that?

He's smirking because we haven't let him talk. Why are you smirking like that? I deposit checks for one penny. I don't care. Oh, yeah, really? I think my feeling is that the company is gonna get all of the pennies that nobody deposits and then they get more money from that.

It's the Superman 3 theory. What's that? That's the half-sense. It's the plot of Superman 3 where they, it also went into office space. They stole it from Superman 3 where they imbezzle the half-sense or the pennies that get left over and it ends up being millions and millions of dollars. Really the plot of Superman 3 where they embezzle the half sense or the pennies that get left over and it ends up being millions and millions of dollars.

Really the plot of Superman 3. This is a Lex Luthor plan. Robert Vaughn plays a different villain. But they stole it for office space. It's the, I think maybe they even mentioned it that they stole it from office. What a, what a, what a, how does Superman 3, how does Superman get mixed up in this embezzlement plot Richard priors part of it

Our books are looking weird we better call the most powerful It's super bad you hear it very vision. it's very vision. This is makes sense. Wait, what was the story you were talking about five minutes ago? Oh, sorry. I was just, I don't like talk. You don't like talk on the person. I went to the dentist yesterday and they, everyone wants to just make small talk.

So how's your day? And it's always like, did you have trouble finding us? I got asked if I had trouble finding them five times because I just didn't want to get, like I'm there just open my mouth and do something. Maybe they think they're a secret place. That's true. I had a dental hygienist who went on

and on like this was the last time I was there about her divorce that she was going through, but I loved it. You loved it. I prefer that over so many other like small talky things. I'd rather someone just be like, oh, it's so crazy my kids hate me right now. Like she was just going on and I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. She was just going on and I was like, no, I don't like it. It was so great.

I will say, I don't like it, I think because, I don't like it when I get a haircut because it slows them down. There was a woman I went in got a haircut from that would stop the haircut and then just like, back away from me. I had a guy do that for a long time. He would stop cutting my hair and step around

and just talk to me. Like, what are you doing? We're not hanging out. So the hair cut, I don't have unlimited time. No, you schedule a haircut, but you stop 20 minutes for a dude. This is not like a spa where it's like, oh, a haircut.

No, what even still, my hair cut will take like an hour. I don't want to add extra time to that. That's a long enough experience. No, it took, I think for a 20 minute haircut, it took an hour and 15 minutes, and I was like, I can't, and then I went back. No, no, no, no, no she did the whole thing again and just took another hour and a half. I recently got my hair done at dry bar where they just wash your hair and dry it

and then like style it. It was for an event. And normally it should take like 40 minutes. It's a quick thing. And the guy, the second I saw him, I knew it was gonna be bad because he had like really weird like that acid wash. Just like really crappy jeans on.

Yeah, acid watch here. I was judging his outfit, it was really weird. And it was just like, okay, this guy's from like the country and he just moved here. And he's not gonna know what's going on. He's a country bass. He really seemed like that. He kind of was like, let's go.

Oh, there, no, maybe. It was like not hip, so was the salon, was it doing. And then he washed my hair and then he took, he took an hour and a half just to dry my hair. Which just not to go with that. He was, he was, he was like standing there pulling at a box fan. My hair is like always surprisingly thick

to the people doing it. They're always like, oh, it's more hair than I thought was gonna be there. But so it takes a little longer than you think. But it was almost like he had never dealt with that in his life. What are you doing over there? It's just like he was saying,

like going through each piece and to the point where I started, like panning, this doesn't mean late. And I eventually was like, how much longer is it gonna be? And he's like five minutes and then he was like suddenly done. And I was like, I've been there for so long.

It was driving me crazy. And they didn't want to ask any questions. Well, yeah, I mean, cause it's the rudest question like are you sure I've been here so many times is never taken this on have you ever done You know how to do what you're doing the benefit of this place is that you go it's like in and out Do you think this is like that my favorite burger place? Yes, I think it was a Thank you for calling yes, Paul

Paul do you think this is a catch me if you can situation? Well, he's trying to fuck with me. Was he just a pilot? He's an imposter. He's an imposter. Yeah, he's an imposter. You know, it could have been like a Jamie Kennedy experiment type thing. Oh, so funny. With no payoff.

Yeah, he had like- Nobody comes out at the end. You're not a- Yeah, I was just like mad and they put like a bad review online. That happened to a friend of mine. She was part of a prank show. She got hired. She was still an a prank show. She got hired. She was still an actress, sort of.

But she got hired to do a prank show at an audition. So they set up a whole fake audition for actors to come. She knew what it was. She knew what it was. So she was hired to be annoying in the audition room. Oh my God. So she was doing all this stereotypical like annoying actor things that people do in this room.

And then the trouble was they never ended up airing the show. They never told the people involved that it was a fake audition, that it was for a prank show. So she would see them at auditions for years after that. And people would alienate her to the point where she would go up to people and say, Hey, I think you recognize me from a prank show that I was on. I was, I was told to act that way and where people would be like, uh, sure, you were told to act that way in that audition. Oh my God. Yeah. Wow. It just like ruined her kind of audition. See, I don't, I don't like pranks.

Yeah, I think it's not worth it. I think it's not worth it. What about this one? Oh! I love you. I love you. I love you. Oh, no.

Not a joke. Okay, I've tried to tell a story. I might have talked about this before, but I had to do, I was part of this like, I- That's what this show should be. I'm part of talk about this before. I was part of this. Oh, it's not, it be. I'm part of talk about this before. I was part of this. Oh, it's God, I'm trying to tell a story.

That too. I was part of this web series for Fox that never aired, but it was like one of my first jobs out here and it was really exciting. And a lot of great people weren't like Thomas Middich and Brandon Johnson, it was like really funny and fun. Mark Evan Jackson was in it. And we had the best time and then we had to do this thing

where we would go, we were supposed to be like people who worked at Fox, but were incompetent. That was kind of like the idea. And we had to go to like the TCA's and do interviews with people like when they were doing the press circuit and be like characters asking them dumb stuff for like part of the web series. Asking the actors to be suspicious. So, like interviewing them, like we were video.

Yeah, like you were entertainment channel. Oh, okay, but like you work for Fox. But they knew that they knew what we were doing. And but then like we had to, you know what I mean? It was kind of, they were in on it. They were out there. They were out there, but they didn't all love it. You know, people speaking at the waste of time,

which of course it was, especially because they never saw it. And I remember interviewing everyone on all the new shows on Fox. You know, people are experiencing it at the waste of time, which of course it was, especially because I've never saw it. And I remember everyone on all the new shows on Fox, and it was just so, it was one of those days, were it some- Do you interview the Simpsons? Yeah, yeah, and they were great. What about the Jacksonville Jaguars?

It was all bunch of people that I've actually met now, like Nelson Franklin, like people who are really nice. And Stewie was there. But it was the family guy himself. It was so adorable. Stewie. Stewie was there. But it was the family guy himself. It was the master ball. Stewie. Stewie was there. Stewie was there, Brian.

Of course. I just think it's so weird when you have to be, like I'm an actor as well. I'm like, I'm doing something dumb and you have to go with it. And I'm getting paid to cents. And. I've never been comfortable with that,

like man on the street kind of comedy where it's like go out and talk to people and do this like it always. We did one thing with Natasha Lajero for a pilot I did out on Hollywood Boulevard and the the the game of it was that we had a long list of questions that we would ask people questions like who is was your idol growing up, who's the greatest, who's the worst person ever in history, and then we were going to mix up their answers in the editing, so it would be like,

who is your idol growing up? Adolf Hitler, you know. And we got out there on Hollywood Boulevard, started with the first person and the first person said, oh, I see what you're doing, you're mixing up our answers where in the editing, you're basically saying exactly what we were gonna do. And we're like, uh, what can next person?

Oh my God. It just ruined it. I hated though, because for a while, every single show that I worked on, people were like, could there be a prank element? People love that. I had to do a man on the street.

Do they though? Well, no, not people who make it. People think people love that. Yes. I had to do a man on the street. Do they though? Well, no, not people who make things. People think people love that. Yes. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street.

I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street.

I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. I had to do a man on the street. People think people love that. I had to do a man on the street. People think people love it. People think people love it. People think people love it. People think people love it. People think people love it. People think people try things. And then I don't even remember what the bit was. People trying to see your own is? Yeah, I was like different drink. I could see it with it.

Yeah, and then they had to like see what they thought about it. But then the guy I was doing it with was like, this is a shit show. He was like talking all the shit. Did I tie this? He was like, he was like going off about how bad it was going. And I just was like looking at him and be like, yeah, I didn't say anything.

I don't know how I knew not to. And then the director came and he's like, the company is in the van and they can hear you. And everything you said, they just heard it. You say it was a shit show. It was you, but it's dripping in. And I was like, and I was just so happy I hadn't said anything. Did he, did he, did he, did he,

they keep him on? Yeah, but it would be so hard to work with Lacey. And then we never, never, never air. He has to go to every commercial sense and say, you probably heard the line. I remember I said, that commercial sense, say, you probably heard the number I said. That's when I learned not to talk with the mic on though. That was like, I was like, you're just less than I was like, all never say it.

It's something that I still struggle with. It's hard to always wonder, is anyone really listening? And sometimes I'll say something and be like, I don't care if you heard it. I'm just personal, not even about the show. I remember once on Bang Bang, I was like, now you're sure you're turning the mics off when people step off the set and the guy

and our sound person for whatever, however many episodes it was, was like, I, of course, I wouldn't do that. And then at a certain point, one of our actors was on set and I heard him going to the bathroom. I'm like, that's insane. Yeah, I'm like,

I'm like, you're right outside the bathroom with some of your press at the door. When they do keep that a drop. When the dookie got a drop. Hey, we have to take a break. We'll be right back. Hey, welcome back to Winston. Hey, welcome back. Welcome back.

Welcome back. Welcome back. I back, welcome back. I have a story about the microphone thing. I tried to find work on a TV show where the creator of the show, who ran the show, was famous for listening to the actors off camera conversations and then incorporating it into the script, like turning it against them.

That's insane. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels like a TV show plot. Like making a show and you're gonna. Did you tell me this or did I read about it? Because I felt like I read about some situation. I'm sure there's more than one crazy person.

Right, right. That's insane. Where the actor started reading the script and going, wait a minute, I said this backstage. I don't, we haven't talked about this. Okay, this is something I read, then. Yeah, okay, yeah. That's so weird.

So, so what were his conversations included in the this show? No, it would be, are you talking about my friend? Yeah, that's the way I'm talking about Shaft. The doctor was a woman. Shut your mouth. You're so good. That's the way I'm talking about Shaft. The doctor was a woman. Shut your mouth. I can dig it. The, yes, it was the guy of the showrunner would,

if he was like displeased with the person, he would take something like kind of embarrassing about the actor and then make it. That is nasty. Dialogue of the head. That is nasty. Dialogue of the actors. That is nasty. That's a nasty man. It's a cemented.

It's a cemented. It's crazy. I'd be so upset. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, people when they would talk on set, they got used to like tapping the microphones to break up the set. Yeah, I always just unplug it now.

Yeah. I don't even trust turning it off. I always hate that watching a television show. There's a point, it usually happens late in the first season where the writers run out of ideas and so they get to know the actor's talents and incorporate into a show. Oh, yeah.

When somebody starts singing on a show, they start like, oh, they start break dancing like that. We found out he broke that. That's like unsafe by the bell. That's what Slater started break dancing like slash ballet. At some point where he must have known he did this. Did you did you think those guys on say by the bell were like good looking guys? Zach, yeah.

Zach, yeah. But Slater had the worst hair. I didn't like the brilliant mullet. It was bad hair. Uh-huh. This is not for me. I mean, what's the difference between him and Scree truly? Well, log.

Really? Huge stuff. Tony me if they did. They just seem like the same guy to me. Okay. Totally honest. Totally honestly. If when you got to LA, okay, your first day in LA, if you honest, if you met screech and he seemed like a normal guy and you were like, oh, wow, he actually seems kind of normal.

Would you have gone out with him, say you weren't with your boyfriend. No. Oh, no. What if he had a great personality? No. What if he was handsome? If he was a hold of a person. What if he was a completely different person? Okay, so I found out that Screech was played

by Zach all these years. What is? Yes. Okay, what if you're an amazing actor? What if Screech was played by Zach all these years. What is? Okay, what? But I think you're amazing actor. What if screech was played by the actor who played Zach? Yeah, I mean. Okay, so you go out with screech there. You admitted it.

Yeah, she loves screech. She loves it. Shut up, you guys. Oh. What's here? Do you have any sort of crush from watching TV or whatever that you actually have met since you've been out here? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I got to work with Mario Lopez

and I was genuinely really excited. That was very, very exciting. And he was very nice. I'm trying to think of there as anyone else like that, though. I mean, I feel like if there are a lot of people that I didn't have a crush on them, but I was excited to work with them. I worked with Jaliel White.

A lot of my people from when I was growing up. The Ercle of Hisha. The Ercle, yes. He was the Ercle of Hisha. I mean, this creep. He was the Ercle of Hisha. He was the Ercle of Hisha. A lot of people considered Jaliel White

the Ercle of Family Matters. Not everyone though. Not everyone. Some people, yeah, it's a popular theory though. I once, I don't know, right like maybe cool up and I's third date or something like that, we went to the MTV Awards because I did these commercials.

You were trying to show off. I mean, it was, yeah. You wanna get drinks? It's the MTV Awards. No, I just, you know, it's fun to go get drinks? Oh, it's CMTV awards. No, I just thought, you know, it's fun to go to this party. Of course, that's fun. I really love that. So I did these commercials with Lisa Kudrow, who was hosting that year.

And so they gave me one ticket. And then I was like, can I bring someone? And they gave me a different ticket, but it was like totally far away. And so they said, okay, you can try to sit together, but if the people who own those seats come, you know, one of you is gonna have to move. And so I was like, don't worry, don't worry. I'm sure that whomever I talk to,

I can talk them out of, you know, I'll just give them a set of seats or whatever. Absolutely. I was a little stressful, but I was like, you know, how these things are. She makes you look like a weasel. Yeah. Well, good in there. Cool, I've knew the situation. So I was like, you know, how these things are. She makes you look like a weasel. Yeah. Well, getting there.

Cool, I've knew the situation. So I was like, you're not allowed to be here. So I was like, fine. I was like, one case scenario is separated and it's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, but don't worry, whoever, whoever's seat this is, you know,

I'll try to talk them out of it. And then suddenly Eliza Duskou comes up to our row and I was so ready to let go. This year's seat? Yep. Okay, see you later. Cool. And did you? No.

See you later, cool. This year's seat right next to me? Oh, make sure you have to stay here. I never worked with a crush. I never worked with a, or even met, I don't think anybody that, oh, well, when I was a kid, the only time I ever went to a sci-fi convention, I went to a science fiction?

Yes, I was thinking, oh, see you in the lingo. Sure, yeah, yeah. I didn't know what you were talking about. Yeah, science fiction. Thank you. I went to a Doctor Who convention because I was a big fan of the original show when I was a kid.

And did you figure out his name? Never did. Never did. Never did. It's her Clark. It's a, it's a, it turns us just Dr. Clark. Dr. Josh Clark. That would be the best episode of that show ever. I would watch it now with that new doctor.

I love her. Yeah, Jody, Jody Fittaker. Yeah. We've been watching, uh, raw church. No, I saw some Rod Church. But no, we've been watching a... Then you've seen that it's all about Mardar.

We've got to watch Prad Church Milar. I think it's so boring. What? I so disagree, it's insane. Okay, but I've been watching his seasons of Me and Kool-Aid and watching his season of The Thunder. Yes, and I go ahead. Well, there was this character on the original show

named Lila and she was a From like a savage planet and she wore her like a fur bikini it kind of I mean it was it was the it was the most It was the most obviously It was it was the It was the it was the- My daughter's blood and gel. It was the most overtly sexual they ever got on that show. And even if you look at it now, you're like, yeah, okay, it's not like, it's fairly modest. I've seen some of that show. But at the time, I mean, this is why they would cover

table legs. Oh, yeah, because you would go insane, you fuck a table. Right, because you just never, at the time, you would never see anything, any skin on TV, so to see it. In the Victorian era, they used to cover table legs with like, carved, so intricately, and it looked.

That's sex, you would. It looked too much like a bare leg that people get bones. What? I wonder if that's an urban legend now. I don't know. I've repeated that so many times. I know, so why? It's one of my favorite things.

When they recover it, where? Like in a house? They were like, with doilys, like a dret, yeah. Yeah, like in a house. That's so weird. Or like a long tablecloth. Like basically these things, you know? Well, I've been here excited by these big,

long, black phone stands are fucking driving me crazy. You know the truth, you go. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So I went to this convention. And you saw her? Yes, she was one of the people, and she, you know, from the show, she was the only actor from the show. There was like a writer and her.

And so I waited in line to get her to sign. Did you know she was going to be there? And that's why you went? Yes, I did. That's a dirty little nasty fellow. I was a nasty little fellow. Was there anyone you've been really star struck by? Oh, so many people.

You act weird. Somebody that unexpectedly, I was so taken with was Mary Steenburgeon. Oh, wow. I interviewed her for something. She was just like, I fell in love with her. I never like disliked her or anything. But I always thought she was good and everything.

But I interviewed her and there was just something about her that I was just so taken with her. Well, I think that's kind of funny because all of my people that I've been star struck by are never people I would think I would be. But then I meet her and I'm like, Dad, I just can't say anything normal. Paul Rubens, I think I was pretty sick. It's so I brought this up on my phone because it's so crazy to me that I was like, Dad, can't say anything normal. Paul Rubens, I think I was pretty sick. It's so, I brought this up on my phone because it's so crazy to me that I was very star struck

by Paul Rubens the first time I interviewed him and then I had him on the TV show and have seen him around so many times and then he texted me like a holiday card. Oh, wow. Which is so funny to me. It's so normal. No, it's not.

Oh. Oh. Oh, that's weird. He just said that to me with happy holiday. I thought it was just a tree with the TV on. I was like, how casual. Well, let's not describe it exactly. No, no, I won't say what it is.

But there's something on the TV that's shocking. It's pretty cold. But it's so funny to me that, you know, it's one of those things where you go, oh man, if I had known when I was a kid. Life is so weird. Yeah, yeah. I felt, I probably have told you this, but I felt that way when I met Gary Marshall, which was really surprising because I never really thought I cared about him and then I met him

and I got so red. And I have a picture with me and my boyfriend, Mike, and Gary Marshall together. And it's like, I'm bright red in it. Who do you like better? I'm Gary Marshall. Rip. Rip. We have to take a break. All right.

All right. Where's the dookie come out? The butt. Where's the dookie come out? All right, see ya. I'm not a fan of the music. Stumble that a bit. It's your turn to kitchen. Or myself go up the lamp and mission.

Y'all in stretch and try to come to light. I out on street. Traffic sucks though. Yeah, I'm lost by then. Out on the street, the traffic starts work. Oh, I can't, while she was saying with the music, with the music, I knew all the words. Okay. But if I try to do it now, I can't do it. Out on the street. Blood starts pumping. Pump in something, something, traffic starts pumping with folks like me on the job from 9 to 5. Working 9 to 5

Woda wait to make a living, it's a getting by, it's all taken and no given they just use your mind and they better give you credit it's enough to drive you crazy if you live here. Okay, so that's our nine to five chunk. Lauren, you got that all the way. You got that all the way. You have a feature?

No, this is a feature. I have a feature. I have a feature. It's called Christmas Find Out Who Game. Huh? Christmas Find Out Who Game? But I'm updating it, so it's not just a little Christmas. Not the t-shirt.

So you have a printout. Christmas Find Out Who Game. Christmas Find Out Who Game. You have a printout. Christmas Find Out Who Game. Get your paper ready. And I'm updated some of these questions, the t-shirt. So you have a printout. Christmas find out who Christmas find out who game Christmas find out who game It's your paper ready and then updated some of these questions and you will write the answer or we just say it out loud Christmas find out who game It's a list of questions of things like it has never done this or has in this and you say who do you think is most likely to have done the thing

Christmas find out and then what do we do Christmas find out who game and then done the thing? Christmas find out. And then what do we do? Christmas find out. Who game? Christmas find out. Who game? Christmas find out. Who game? I'm gonna read you the questions. Everyone's gonna write down their answer,

and then at the end we'll go through them, and then we'll say who's done what? How do we win? We win. Don't win. We win. You get the most right. We've all started treating each other like patient,

like we're patient parents, like I just have to let him get this out. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, Okay, so here's a, Christmas find out. I love the thing they're saying. Christmas find out. Hey, Kevin, thanks for handing me this dry erase marker, but I'm not going to use it to write on paper.

Idiot. So wait, hey, huh? I was to write on paper. Idiot. So wait. Hey, huh? I was calling you an idiot. Thank you. Do we, can we vote for ourselves? Yeah. And if you're the one who's most likely to.

Why are you filling it out before us? I'm making up new questions because one of them has been to Bethlehem and I don't want to ask that. I don't want to ask that. I just don't want to know. I'm just trying to help with some otherwise. If I sound out of friend of mine, I'd have been to ask that. I just don't want to know. I'm just trying to call up with some other wife. If I found out a friend of mine had been to Bethlehem,

I was digesting. Thank you, Kevin. I love you. Oh, thank you. All right. Okay, so ready? Yep. Okay.

Name the person on your paper who you think best suits the statement. Number one, has never had a white Christmas. Christmas is fine. Who gained Christmas find out who gained. Number two, has celebrated their birthday in another country. Okay, number three, a return to gift from a significant other. Find out who's never done that? No, who has. Who has? Wait. They're not all never's.

You got to press. God. So who's most likely to have returned a gift? Yes. Everyone. Now what about the first two? Did you understand those? Yeah.

Our sentinel, I'm wondering. Got it, got it, got it, got it. But I guess I don't answer. OK, number four has written an elephant. Number five, guess. Yeah, do we have to pick a person? No, you could say none, but it's one of you say who's most likely. Well, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna say who's most likely.

That's what we're all doing. Yeah, so even if it's one where I'm pretty sure they didn't do it, I'm still gonna say that this, I think this person is the most likely. That's fine, Paul. Okay. Okay. Number five, who is most likely to get lost very easily? Christmas.

Find out who gained. Number six, who is most likely to have yelled at a neighbor? Definitely. Oh, number seven. Who has been to Spain? None of our silly asses. Number seven, who has been to Spain? None of our silly asses. Number eight, who has cried on the subway?

Number nine, who has peaked at a present before Christmas? Number 10, who still has VHS tapes? Paul used to steal on the phone. Okay, so now let's go through them. Number one, who has never had a white Christmas? I would say Scott. I would say Scott. I said myself, even though I've had one. But only one?

Yeah, only one. Where were you? Minnesota. Okay, so everyone gets a point. Number two. Who has celebrated birthday in another country? I said Scott. I said Lauren.

Who, oh, I think I have. Wait, who hasn't or who hasn't? See, I knew you didn't know. I knew he didn't too. He thought it was a, who's never done this. I'm revoting, I'm revoting. Oh, did you put yourself in it? I put myself in it.

Have you done it? I have, yes. Oh, where were you? France. Oh, hello. I thought that because we traveled on your birthday last year that maybe you did that off. What was the occasion to travel to France?

Just vacation. Was this you and Kuhn? Yes, it was just fun. Oh, yeah, you wrote bikes around, didn't you? It was around my Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted to say I had jealous because I was like, I never did that. I've been to Paris, but I'm in America.

Yeah, it was great. You did my show of Lago not after that. And the location you gave for the improv was underneath the CIF. I will tell her, for this track. Exactly. Okay, who has returned a gift for my six? Lauren. Lauren.

Yes, actually. Oh, I've wanted to. I didn't, my first boyfriend would give me horrible gifts. Sorry, but I never could return them because they were always from like weird places. He gave me like a Hawaiian shirt one time. But I've got scum. Wow.

I have millions times. Okay, so I get a point. Wait, even though we both agree that you're more likely to- I think if your answer is correct, then you're right. Wait, from a significant meaning, meaning- Person-dated. Oh, so a person, it's not a family person. No, a person.

You know, consider family significant other. Yeah, that's true. Is your dad your significant? Do you fuck your dad? I just ran a whole dead fucker article on my dad. That was about a girl who fucks the call. Wait. And it was like a thing that came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone reposted it, but it was like this girl who met her dad after not knowing. There's my boner again. Okay. I don't know who gets a point for that. We both do.

Okay. Who has written an elephant? I put, what number is this, sorry, four? I put Lauren. I put Lauren too. And I know I haven't, oh, yeah. But I was a little kid. Uh, at the circus.

Is there a picture? Yeah. I want to see it. I want to see it. I brought circus! Is there a picture? Yeah. I want to see it. Are you brought up from the crowd? No, we got to stick around after, like, I guess the last time. Stick around after the show. I feel like right now.

The VIP meeting really put the circus. No, I don't think it was anything, it cost extra. But I was allowed to do it. Weird. Yeah. We all win on that one. Yeah. Who gets, what is most likely to get lost easily in every case?

Lauren. I said Paul. I said me. I almost said you, Paul. I agree. I'm not, really, because I always will use my GPS. Yeah, but because Paul didn't drive for a long time. That was my original reasoning. That was my original reasoning.

But so you don't get a point. I don't get a point. Because I for jokes had Lauren for everything else. Yeah, okay. Well, great. Okay, good. Number six, who is Yelena? Lauren.

Who do you say? I say me. I have. I have two. Number six, who is Yelda? Lauren. Who do you say? I say me. I have. I have too. I've never Yelda. Why did you yell at your neighbor? We all get a point.

This is a horrible story, okay? My mother had just died and I came back from the funeral and I had I lived in this in this nice little house that I was renting and next door was a kind of like a small apartment building It's just a few apartments and this one guy a lot of times I think he would either fall asleep with his TV on or he would leave the house with his TV on For always always at night always at night and so I am the house with his TV. Oh, hi. For an hour or something. Or maybe just watch a lot of things. Always, always at night. Always at night.

And so I am in bed. Is he watching for a senior? Yeah, it was always our senior. And so I was, you know, I just got back in, I was getting in bed with Janie. We had been going out for like a year at this point. And you got in bed with her? Yeah. Look, I put all that religious stuff behind me years ago. And I'm not going to apologize for it. And so you're hugging and smooching.

Yeah, that's always seem to do. And so this, so this, it's like the outside of my bedroom window is this window that's like slightly above. And this movie is just like blaring, you know, some action movie. So it's a lot of gunshots and car crashes and shit like that. Very good. And so I'm like calling to the guy to turn this TV down, there's just no response. And I'm,

was this someone with whom you'd interact with? No, I never seen, I never knowingly seen this person. I have no idea what it was. And so I was really still so emotional. I just lost it and I'm screaming at the top of my lungs, turn your fucking TV down. Like screaming and nothing is happening

and it's freaking Janie out and, you know, and I realized like in the moment, like, okay, I know I'm, I know this is happening because I'm in an emotional state because my mom just died. But it was like, I didn't know what to do with myself. And I don't know how to, there was, I didn't know, like even if I went over to that building,

like how do I make the stuff? Made the stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, nothing happened. And so, nothing happened. Eventually, eventually the TV got turned off or I I went and slept on the couch or something. I don't know, but it was, it was bad. That's really bad. Who did you yell at, Lauren? I yelled at my neighbor in the last place I lived. I had just moved in there and there was a whole

system with the trash cans that you had to pull them down the driveway and then I'm outside. Oh my god. I know, no, no, and it was so fucking annoying. But I was like, whatever, I don't care. Even like, I think on the first day I moved in, I might have thrown some stuff into my neighbor's trash can or something. Like, I was just throwing out a bunch of things and whatever. And my neighbor, like, kind of was like, that's mine.

Like, she made a point about it. And so I was like, okay, so I never did it again. I don't even know that I did the first time, but I never did it again. And then she one time, and it was, it was becoming a thing where I could tell whatever was happening with the trash was like her focus and it was really annoying to her.

But I just did my own thing. I only used my trash cans. I never touched anyone else's. Then one night she banged to my door and she's pulling the trash cans down the driveway and she pulls one of them, this extra one, half way down and she goes, you've been throwing trash in there, you need to pull it out and I go, no I haven't.

And I was like, I just, I know that I haven't done that and she was like, yes, you have, so you need to take it down. And then so I put my shoes on and I went outside and I dragged her the way out and I said, I dragged it all the way out and I said, and I, I pulled it out and I said, I didn't put anything inside this trash can. I never will. I only use mine.

We're gonna, and she's like, well, somebody did. Somebody did, I said, well, now it's gonna get emptied out and then I'll never put anything in again. And we'll never have to have this conversation again. And she was like, so, like, she couldn't take it. And it was a week. We had this whole thing. And then she started, then when they came home

and she was painting a white number from her unit number on the bin. And I almost went and got painted on mine. But I was like, this is just, you're out of your mind. I'm not putting shit in there. I didn't even need to trash can. Who cares? I don't care.

I put anything you want inside mine. I don't go fuck. I'm not inspecting it. I don't care. If I still have room for my trash, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. I put anything you want inside mine, I don't go fuck. I'm not inspecting it, I don't care. If I still have room for my trash, I don't care. But if I'm going to throw my trash out, it's just overflowing for somebody else's trash. I don't know who was doing it, but it wasn't me, but I was like, I yelled at her

and then we never had to interact with Ben. We basically never talked again, but it was awkward forever. Okay. Can I tell you a little bit? Lauren? Yeah. I need to get this in. We basically never talked again, but it was awkward forever. Okay. Can I tell you a little bit? Learn? Yeah. I need to get this in. This is a story about we had when Janie and I lived in Los

Fielis, we had these neighbors across the street that had moved in, you know, but we've been living there like a couple of years and they moved in. It was like this young couple and And they would have not parties, but they would have like another couple over their house. I have parties. And they, sorry, that's my old roommate. That was, okay, let's get into that. Because I,

that's the reason I joke from your old roommates. So we, they would, what they would do was, when they were hanging out, they would keep their front door open because they'd like go out and smoke on their porch, whatever. And they'd be blaring their music, and they would blare it so they could hear it outside when they would go outside.

And so I was now being the guy who's going across street in his pajamas saying, could you, could you just close your door? You don't have to turn the music down, but just close the door. And they'll clap in the back. Yeah, I went out there in a red union suit. I, of course, I had my cowboy hat on. I'm still.

Yeah, with a flap open, I found that out later, of course. But I would. I were all laughing. They were always really nice and they would close the door. And it happened so many times, and eventually, it was like, there has to be some other way to prevent this from happening. Right, so they don't have to keep being the person.

Yeah, and also so they don't keep doing it. So all of a sudden just occurred to me, I'm going to leave them a bottle of wine and a nice note, saying, I will give you a bottle of wine a month if you will just remember to keep your door closed when you play the music. And a couple days when I didn't hear anything, I was like, maybe that wasn't a good idea. And then they eventually wrote me back and said, I'm so sorry we've been disturbing you.

You don't have to do this. We will try to remember. We, we used to live in Laurel Canyon. We did not have neighbors. Oh, yeah. So we got used to doing this. I apologize, but thank you so much. So it's like, that's a nice way to handle.

And they did it, it's like, it happened one more time. I like streaming a people too. It's so, because he's so satisfied. I dare to say, as a result. As much as I, it stresses me out, to think of yelling at someone, I'm so proud of myself when I do it. Like when it's deserved.

When you stand up for yourself. Yeah, like, what do you look at? I don't care about this. Absolutely. Yeah, I don't like it. I always think to myself, oh, I should have de-escalated the situation. Well, then if I spent the rest of the time

I was living there thinking that she hated me and that all the neighbors bonded with her and they all hated me, because like, they would be talking in the driveway to altogether and I was like, they like her, like I couldn't believe it. I was like, talking in the driveway to all together and I was like, they like her. Like I couldn't believe it. Like it was like. Exactly.

And I was like, but I would never be the person who'd be out there talking anyway. So it's right. I'll tell you one time a deescalated the situation where I was in New York and I was flying somewhere pizza for some gig. I had had the pizza there and I was like, that's all I needed to do. I was flying somewhere else. I went to New York. It was some gig you almost did.

I went to New York. At the mention of pizza, you made your mouth start to form pizza. You actually get around pie. It was some gig where I was on two different airlines, but I didn't realize it. Somebody, whoever was hiring me, had booked the flight. some gig where it was like I was on two different airlines, but I didn't realize it because somebody whoever was hiring me had booked the flight. So I was flying on one airline to the gig and flying back on another airline. I thought it was both the second airline. So I show up at like Delta when I was supposed to be at American and I realized like I'm in the wrong place and I go

up to the counter and I say, you know, hey, I'm in the, I don't know what's going on, you know, and she looked at my ticket with it. Yeah, you're in the wrong terminal, you're never gonna make it or something like that. Like something really dismissive. Oh, I'm not helpful. And I was like, yeah, I was like,

are you gonna help me out? And she went, hey, don't yell at me. And I said, well, you gotta help me out here. What am I supposed to do? And then she immediately calmed down. It was like a very, it's a very East Coast thing of like, that's just how people, and I'd forgotten that. But it's like, that's how people talk to each other.

You know, and it's like as soon as I did that, like it was, she was just very calm. And she fucking helped me out. I like that. The story about the shoe, like the person who fixes shoes that you have to yell at. Oh my God. Her name is Quinn Sutherland.

Yeah, yeah. It was a, it was a, it's such a great thread on Twitter. Yeah, yeah. About this, this place she goes to where she repair, this guy just yells at everybody. He yells at everybody. So she started yelling back and he respected it.

He's like, All right, come on. Yeah. I love that. It was the best. Were you the person when you were on beg bang who our security guard came out and yelled at you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So like you drove on, it says wait by the security thing. And this is the 20th time you've been on the show. And you wait for 15 minutes. He doesn't show up. So then you start driving through and going into the parking spot. Security guard comes out and goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey man. You're supposed to wait by the thing. What are you doing?

And you yelled at him. You said, well, I'm sitting here for 15 minutes and look, you have a plate of lunch that you went to go get. And he goes, aha, all right there. Come on in. I forgot he was holding his lunch. Yeah, he was holding his lunch,

but he had like disappeared. I like a cartoon plate of food. That is so fun. And he just, the minute you yelled at him, I forgot he was holding his lunch, but he had like disappeared. I had a cartoon play. That is so fun. And he just, the minute you yelled at him, he was like, ah, you got it. Get him up in. People are crazy.

Okay, let's finish the game. All right. Sorry, where are we? What number? The heaven has been to Spain. I put Scott. I put Lauren. I put Lauren because I knew it was not me or Paul.

I've never been there, but I want to go there. So I think because we both said you, you're most likely to. Yeah, you get a part. How you know I ain't been to Spain? I just, I don't know why I would know that. I knew you, I'm kind of knew you both happened, to be honest. I almost went, does this is it obvious? I almost went once too, I'll never go.

Eight has cried in the subway. Lauren. I've got myself, I for sure have. Have you guys? Nope. No. Really? I haven't cried in the subway. No, I've cried in the subway. Lowering. I call myself, I for sure have. Have you guys? Nope. Nope. Really?

I haven't cried on the subway. No, I've cried in public before. I enjoy taking the subway, so I. You didn't cry? Yeah, I didn't cry. I cried out of fear just having to step on. Oh, well, I mean, honestly. No, I've been drunk on the subway.

Of course, cried on the subway. Surprising I haven't cried. I feel like when you live in New York, though, it's hard enough that you end up crying somewhere that you don't want to cry. Interesting. Nine has peaked at a Christmas present before Christmas. I've got.

I put Paul. I put Lauren. I never would. I never would. I never would have and never would. I think I did when I was a kid. When I was a kid, I used to sneak, I used to figure out where my parents were

hiding them in their closet. I remember looking at them. I remember looking at the box where they are. I'm not gonna look. No, I would see you, I would months in advance, I would find out what I was getting. Wow.

I feel like I definitely looked at one, like I can remember, I have the memory of like carefully peeling paper, you know, to see is this box going to look like the thing that I wanted to look like? I see, I hate knowing anything in advance. I love a surprise present. I don't like to know anything about any movie

I'm gonna see. Me too. I feel like I just don't wanna know. I'm not that, I'm not that way anymore. Like I totally, like I don't even like presents. Yeah, I love a surprise gift, but Mike doesn't care about that. So he's like, I got you this thing and I'm like,

oh, okay. Like he gave me one of my presents way before Christmas and I was like, all right. So who gets the point? Whoever said Scott. Okay. All right, you got it.

Okay, not or 10. Still has VHS tapes. I said Paul. I said Paul. Yeah, that's Okay. I did. All right. You got it. Okay. Not or 10. Still has VHS tapes. I said Paul. I said Paul. Yeah, it's true.

I do. I said me too. I might have one. Which one? You have to say, my girl too. Pornimiku. Pornimiku. No, I don't know what.

It's not porn either. I don't know what it is, but I probably. You don't know what it is. I'm not porn either. I don't know what it is, but I probably you don't know what I'm a coo But you know you have I probably have some at my parents house. Okay All right, it's not gonna be like embarrassing. I have stuff that's like I have my high school plays my house Go musicals. Yeah, I have one day. I just take from high school that I did I got a transfer of those and then I have some things like early I have one day I just take from high school that I did. I got a transfer of those. And then I have some things like early,

like my earliest stuff on TV that I would have done that I, I have some movies that just never came out on DVD or like 29th Street. I remember that was a movie that I saw in Indiana when I lived there. What was that again? It was like a Christmas movie, but with a lot of cursing.

I feel like Danny Aiello was in it. Have you previously aforementioned Danny Aiello? That's right, he's doing okay. Transfer to your home movies. Have you done that? No. I have a whole box I want to do, but I'm so afraid because a lot of the places

have just send it in. I don't like the idea of mailing them. I got one of those machines that does VHS to disk, and it's just been sitting in my garage forever. Wow, I have, yeah, I just have the camera. VHS to DVD. Yeah, because now you'd have to upgrade it even more. I know, digitize it.

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